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00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya brain processes - but found it :D
00:00 <Dugnuts> you need to hope for lsd?
00:00 <Dugnuts> how dodgy is your dealer?
00:00 <Maurice> Yeah thats what you need, acid
00:00 <Doodle> on a scale of 1 to bronwyn
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <Loof> haha http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/08/02/14/07/new-book-reveals-pedophile-robert-hughes-unsavoury-prison-reception
05:00 <Loof> "Hey Dad!" Phelps reports one inmate as shouting as he hurled a container full of excrement into the disgraced actor's face.
05:00 <Loof> "Cop this, you kiddyfiddling f---."
05:00 <Loof> Read more at http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/08/02/14/07/new-book-reveals-pedophile-robert-hughes-unsavoury-prison-reception#1peztbyzFkYK5gT5.99
06:00 <ShadowLurker> ..
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow!
15:00 <Liinda> goodnight peeps
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think i have early onset dementia :|
17:00 <Doodle> its ok we know
17:00 <Loof> i had that
17:00 <Doodle> you're a sundowner
18:00 <Dugnuts> nah
18:00 <Dugnuts> you dont
18:00 <Dugnuts> dont be silly
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's all good located the smokes
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> working memory is intact!
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda sorta
19:00 <Dugnuts> you smoke?
19:00 <Dugnuts> well
19:00 <Dugnuts> interesting
19:00 <Loof> smoke sounds good
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> mostly cock
19:00 <Loof> have mine
19:00 <Dugnuts> if its tobacco
19:00 <Dugnuts> im disappoint
19:00 <Loof> i'll even wash it
19:00 <Loof> :P
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> loof , put it away dude
20:00 <Loof> sorry
20:00 <Loof> no need for that you're right
20:00 <Doodle> kate is a puff puff pass kinda girl when it comes to cock
20:00 <Clarkson> vulve ty for the science behind underwater sex
20:00 <Loof> LOL!
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:00 <Doodle> now we know why she says next all the time
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
20:00 <Loof> now i know what she means by PASS!
21:00 <Doodle> haha
21:00 <Doodle> zing
21:00 <Loof> NEXT COCK PLS!
21:00 <Loof> smoke em if you got em
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you like  cock too loof
21:00 <Clarkson> are you gay graven
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
21:00 <Dugnuts> hahah
22:00 <Loof> damn u demon redhead!
22:00 <Loof> mmm redhead
22:00 <Loof> i have one now
22:00 <Doodle> olawd
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> a cock?
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
22:00 <Loof> lol
22:00 <Dugnuts> oh man
22:00 <Dugnuts> i want a redhead
22:00 <Dugnuts> that said the 3 ive had so far have been crazy
22:00 <Doodle> yeh
22:00 <Dugnuts> but holy crap they were great before they got too crazy
22:00 <Loof> fine no cock pics for you NEXT!
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock nazi
23:00 <Loof> lol
23:00 <simba> katatonic_kate01 snap chats
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i deleted today actually lol
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i never used it much
24:00 <simba> cos u didnt add me
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh trew
24:00 <Loof> do i want to know what snap chat is?
24:00 <simba> just a messaging service
24:00 <simba> app
24:00 <simba> thing
24:00 <Loof> ah
24:00 <Doodle> 4 tit pix
25:00 <Doodle> amsy told me
25:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
25:00 <Loof> trust amsy
26:00 <Dugnuts> you only need it if you are single really
26:00 <Dugnuts> its mostly used for sexy pics
26:00 <muppet> anotherirc3r is easy to set off
26:00 <Clarkson> sif the japs do metal
26:00 <muppet> everywhere
26:00 <muppet> on irc
26:00 <simba> mostly, or sometimes?
26:00 <Doodle> always
26:00 <muppet> i cant go to the shop for a pack of smokes without running into 9 guys she fucked
27:00 <simba> is that plivent?
27:00 <Loof> aids virus has gotta eat too
28:00 <anotherirc3r> oh, yes muppet. what you said really hurts
28:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm like.. crying
29:00 <muppet> good
29:00 <muppet> tears is the best lube
29:00 <Loof> i think she actually is crying
29:00 <Loof> tears of cum
29:00 <anotherirc3r> please don't be a jerk Loof
29:00 <simba> so muppet was rejected
29:00 <anotherirc3r> i don't actually dislike you
29:00 <Loof> ok
30:00 <muppet> rejected from what
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
30:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> vagina, throat
30:00 <simba> i wont press it
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ass
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ears?
30:00 <anotherirc3r> hush kate
30:00 <simba> ear nose and throat specialist
30:00 <muppet> oh, my, no
30:00 <muppet> i was ripping on dave and she opened her top cockhole
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lucky u
31:00 <Serenity> top chochole eofl
31:00 <Doodle> mmm choc
31:00 <anotherirc3r> i stick up for my friends muppet
31:00 <muppet> started carrying on like a halfwit
32:00 <muppet> dave is NOT your friend
32:00 <anotherirc3r> yes, he is
32:00 <muppet> trust me, it may seem like it. he is not
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> how do you know he is?
32:00 <Doodle> polly is nobody's friend
32:00 <muppet> i've known him longer than you can imagine
32:00 <Maurice> When you put your dick in someone, that generally makes you friends of sorts
32:00 <anotherirc3r> muppet, i don't care what you say
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> polly wants a cracker
32:00 <anotherirc3r> really.
33:00 <muppet> Maurice: havent you ever hatefucked someone?
33:00 <anotherirc3r> that would be interesting Maurice if it were true
33:00 <Maurice> Only your mum
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
33:00 <muppet> well played
33:00 <Loof> i dunno anotherirc3r seems ok
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> hatesex…. interesting concept. However, what a waste of time 
33:00 <Loof> *shrugs*
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> loof, get a flesh light
34:00 <Loof> lol
34:00 <anotherirc3r> thank you Loof
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
34:00 <Loof> np
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you make me one please?
35:00 <Doodle> arms remember
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
35:00 <Doodle> hehehe
36:00 <Clarkson> gay sex with teen kids
36:00 <Doodle> you big poof
36:00 <ShadowLurker> DOODLE
36:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1szxGUSAoDw&index=26
36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fatty Boom Boom (metal cover by Leo Moracchioli) Views: 114,737 Uploader: Frog Leap Studios Uploaded: Mar 20, 2015 Duration: 3m58s Rating: 4.92
36:00 <Doodle> yes ma'am
36:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/
37:00 <Loof> i could use a smoke but so cold out there
37:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
37:00 <Dugnuts> time to quit
37:00 <muppet> anotherirc3r: when dave sucked your dick did he leave a racing stripe down the middle of it cos of his one tooth? did you have to say "less tooth"?
38:00 <faux> um what
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <anotherirc3r> i don't actually think that warrants a response
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle! You're the best
38:00 <muppet> it got one though
38:00 <Doodle> what did i do
38:00 <Doodle> oh
39:00 <Doodle> the tea
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yah
39:00 <Doodle> what sort of cake
39:00 <Dugnuts> oh what
39:00 <Loof> cumcake
39:00 <b-queen> pan cake
39:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
39:00 <Dugnuts> i want cake tooooo
39:00 <Doodle> well
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> what cake do you want doodle?
39:00 <faux> cooking with cum
39:00 <Dugnuts> :(
39:00 <Doodle> sexy cake
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> well dug, you'd need to make me tea
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> sexy cake, what is that?
39:00 <Doodle> just serve it to me on your rack
39:00 <Doodle> ^
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah sure! done!
40:00 <Doodle> swoit
40:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygaqdf41kPI
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Gin and Juice (metal cover by Leo Moracchioli) Views: 40,744 Uploader: Frog Leap Studios Uploaded: Jul 24, 2015 Duration: 4m45s Rating: 4.96
40:00 <Doodle> omnomnom
40:00 <Doodle> *motorboat*
40:00 <^pHANTOM^> haha
40:00 <Loof> man this foreplay is going on forever, imagine the climax!
40:00 <Loof> :P
40:00 <Doodle> pew peww
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda like … serving sushi on naked peeps,but better
40:00 <Doodle> yeh
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> because cake
40:00 <Doodle> i'd rather cake
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
41:00 <Doodle> boobcake
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> although… i've found an awesome place in the city
41:00 <Doodle> hnggg
41:00 <Doodle> i need to find a topless patisserie
41:00 <anotherirc3r> lol poor Loof
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i used to keep cake crumbs under my boobs to attract dudes in my youth
41:00 <Clarkson> boring, atleast when i pull this shit and sarcastic observations, i made the jetsons seem like they be a cool family last night
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> it worked well
41:00 <Doodle> onice
42:00 <Doodle> i would have been there like a pigeon 
42:00 <Doodle> peck
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
42:00 <Doodle> coo
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
42:00 <Doodle> flapflap
42:00 <Loof> big flappers
42:00 <Maurice> Then shit on her shoulder
42:00 <Clarkson> Did anyone see that bon jovi fag on the voice?
42:00 <Doodle> yesss
42:00 <Doodle> how did you know Maurice
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's a lil kinky!
43:00 <Maurice> I've hidden in the bushes plenty of times, Doodle, I know
43:00 <Doodle> oh right
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
43:00 <Doodle> 'hidden'
43:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
43:00 <Maurice> In plain sight
43:00 <Doodle> spread eagled on my front lawn is not hidden in the bushes Maurice
43:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <Maurice> I was wearing a camo hat
43:00 <Maurice> I was hidden
43:00 <Doodle> yeah well the police found you pretty easily
43:00 <Loof> definitely not hiding the bush
44:00 <Dugnuts> the pussy rubbing was under the cloth
44:00 <Loof> lol
44:00 <Dugnuts> totally hidden
44:00 <Maurice> Those bastards
44:00 <Maurice> Didn't even use the fluffy handcuffs
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ouch!
44:00 <ShadowLurker> you all love cocks
44:00 <Maurice> So do you
44:00 <Doodle> luckily the copshop is like 300m away
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> not as much as you!
44:00 <Dugnuts> i like vagina
44:00 <Dugnuts> and ass
44:00 <Clarkson> what the fuck happened here
44:00 <Dugnuts> boobies
44:00 <Dugnuts> mmm
44:00 <Dugnuts> nom nom
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you dug, good for you
44:00 <Doodle> i like big butts and i cannot lie
44:00 <Dugnuts> thanks kate :)
45:00 <Maurice> That was on the radio today
45:00 <Dugnuts> i like how you are so sincere
45:00 <Doodle> its on at my house every day
45:00 <Dugnuts> it really makes my day
45:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Sir Mix A Lot - Baby Got Back.mp3 (4MB 128kbps Stereo 4:21)
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm glad dug 
45:00 <Loof> plumber got crack dun dun dun
45:00 <faux> Cool thanks 4 keeping us posted
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <Dugnuts> WOOO scifi
45:00 <Maurice> Halley
45:00 <faux> halley berry
45:00 <Doodle> isnt she like 65 now
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> 165
46:00 <Dugnuts> 40s
46:00 <Doodle> oh
46:00 <Dugnuts> still hot as hell
46:00 <faux> She's a blackberry
46:00 <faux> Lllollll
46:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
46:00 <faux> lllllloooollll
46:00 <Maurice> She's 48
46:00 <faux> crack myself up
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> 48
46:00 <Dugnuts> if you had a girl who was as hot as her at her age, you would thank the universe forver
46:00 <Maurice> So a couple years older than you, Doodle
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck
46:00 <Doodle> 48 is sort of 65
46:00 <Doodle> :o
46:00 <Doodle> how dare you
46:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
46:00 <faux> 65 isn't bad
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, you'd thank her parents
47:00 <faux> Isn't mark harmon 65
47:00 <faux> Someone Google 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. 65 is pushing it
47:00 <faux> Cbf
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> but he looks like it
47:00 <faux> He's a silver fox 
47:00 <Maurice> 63
47:00 <Doodle> beggin fo a pice o dat bubble
47:00 <faux> I'd fuck the skin right off his dick
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah he has grey hair, he isn't foxy
47:00 <Doodle> WHOAH
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ faux
47:00 <Doodle> whatttt
47:00 <faux> He's gorgeous 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably possible due to age
47:00 <faux> LOL
47:00 <faux> Also have u seen his young picd
47:00 <faux> Hng
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> links
48:00 <faux> Google mark harmon young cunt
48:00 <Clarkson> well this is news to me because i've met quite a few people off IRC in my time and i can think of a dozen or so that are nothing like you describe. just because you attract fuckheads doesn't mean i'm damaged goods. so fuck right off thanks :)
48:00 <Maurice> http://www.nndb.com/people/142/000025067/harmon3-sized.jpg
48:00 <Doodle> well
48:00 <faux> Is that anotherircer quote 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> if a pic of his head comes up with a vagina photoshopped on it i will cry
48:00 <Maurice> The link is above
48:00 <Loof> done
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh thanks maurice
49:00 <faux> molice
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah a bit hawt
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> STILL that was 8000 years ago
49:00 <Maurice> Lolll this one of him http://i.imgur.com/KcSvIox.jpg
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want to clean your pool
49:00 <Maurice> Yeah scoop that pool, scoop it good
49:00 <faux> Yum
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Guns N' Roses - Welcome to the Jungle.mp3 (4.18MB 128kbps Stereo 4:33)
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw dad jeans!
49:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
49:00 <faux> I'd floss w his chest hair
50:00 <Doodle> its like watching a bull fight
50:00 <Maurice> His shoulders are hairy
50:00 <faux> wac
50:00 <faux> X
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is all like look at me…. and my puffy dad jeans
50:00 <faux> Llllol 
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
50:00 <Doodle> baggies (tm)
50:00 <faux> Erkh there's a knot in my hair
50:00 <Maurice> There was a pic of him in speedos :/
51:00 <faux> Link
51:00 <Loof> hipsters are starting to wear baggy jeans now
51:00 <faux> I wanna see how bug
51:00 <faux>  Big
51:00 <Maurice> Not very
51:00 <Loof> wish they'd make up their damn hipster minds
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking cross colour jeans!
51:00 <Doodle> it might have been cold
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> he was fucking hip
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> back in the day
51:00 <Maurice> http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTA5Mlg4NTg=/z/i1kAAOSw9N1VqcYz/$_35.JPG
51:00 <Loof> i had them
51:00 <Maurice> It's possibly michael j fox shook it off
51:00 <faux> That link doesn't 2ori
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's up with his….
51:00 <faux> Work
51:00 <Loof> but they got stolen off the line
51:00 <Maurice> Possible*
51:00 <Doodle> whoah
51:00 <Doodle> very cold
52:00 <faux> :'(
52:00 <Maurice> Does so work
52:00 <faux> showwwww
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> wors for me
52:00 <faux> Doesn't w9rk for me it's broken 
52:00 <faux> Prob cos phone broke teh hyperlink
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> he kinda looks like abbott
52:00 <Maurice> http://s1046.photobucket.com/user/silverfox2159/media/Mark%20Harmon%202/speedo2.jpg.html
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shudders*
52:00 <Loof> scabbutt
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOING! 
53:00 <faux> Maybe it's folded across his hip
53:00 <faux>  fingers crossed!
53:00 <Doodle> loool
54:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.mp3 (3.58MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:54)
54:00 <faux> Mmm bop
54:00 <Doodle> dont have that lol
54:00 <Doodle> i had to listen to it every night for 2 years
54:00 <faux> Ur slacking Robert 
54:00 <Doodle> no i deliberately dont have it
55:00 <Loof> i wonder if that guy wrote that song while he was eating something delicious
55:00 <Doodle> lol
55:00 <Loof> like vag
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> like CAKE
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus
55:00 <faux> Pretty talented if u can write a song and eat vag at the same time
55:00 <Doodle> i worked in clubs and once my friends found out i hated mmbop they requested it flat out
56:00 <Doodle> cunts
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
56:00 <faux> As if the dj actually played it
56:00 <faux> shit cunt
56:00 <Clarkson> probably got a message in that coke bottle they used in the movie, i bet thats how they learnt that africa does have water nearly all around it but its salty like cum or 1,4-b
56:00 <Doodle> the dj was my brother in law
56:00 <Doodle> well ex
56:00 <Doodle> he is a shit cunt
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of shit cunts 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R0Tg24Z4Hu0/S_HVUVLI_VI/AAAAAAAAXwA/wb_YjKRAJNA/s1600/keanureeves12fe20.jpg
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> I laughed for about 5 minutes
58:00 <Doodle> ffs
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
58:00 <faux> Uh my tummy is so sore hurts 2 laugh
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAM
58:00 <Doodle> :(
58:00 <faux> Bowed dicks r so ugly
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> do you need lotion?
59:00 <Doodle> no
59:00 <faux> It's like hello I'm over here
59:00 <Doodle> i have a pump pack
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <faux> Kate can u type /hop
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> to the left, to the left 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
59:00 <faux> Pls
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i cannot
00:00 <faux> U and doodles nicks are the same colour
00:00 <faux> It's doing my head in
00:00 <Doodle> better?
00:00 <faux> No now you're same as me
00:00 <Serenity> goodnight ferala
00:00 <faux> One more time
00:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <faux> Nini
00:00 <Doodle> ninis sezz
00:00 <Doodle> tits
00:00 <Clarkson> I am gonna kill one bitch shortly
00:00 <faux> Woo
00:00 <faux> Lmao
00:00 <faux> Clarkson
00:00 <Clarkson> yeah she was a bit of a whore
00:00 <Doodle> inorite
00:00 <faux> Oh
00:00 <Doodle> bed time for me too luvrs
00:00 <Doodle> ninis o/////
01:00 <faux> Nin8
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
01:00 <faux> GL tomorow
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> GL ?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
01:00 <Doodle> ty its not til the arvo
01:00 <faux> okies
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> another interview?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> meh i'll ask tomoz - nn
02:00 <faux> with his old work 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i think i recall him mentioning something like that
19:00 <muppet> haha
19:00 <muppet> https://soundcloud.com/luke0r/0d20150803000504p0499520120
19:00 <muppet> dave rung
21:00 <Loof> whos dave?
21:00 <muppet> osskkaarr
22:00 <Loof> ah that wanker
23:00 <muppet> yeah
23:00 <Loof> u ownt him
23:00 <muppet> i cant beleive he fuckin rung
23:00 <anotherirc3r> omgz
23:00 <anotherirc3r> i can't believe you won't give him your address
23:00 <anotherirc3r> weak m8
23:00 <anotherirc3r> anyway, night retard
23:00 <anotherirc3r> i look forward to talking to you again
24:00 <Loof> who would give out their address?
24:00 <Loof> sif
24:00 <muppet> hes just going to start throwing it up on websites or whatever. ive got better things to do than damage control
24:00 <anotherirc3r> night Loof
24:00 <Loof> i need a smoke brb
25:00 <anotherirc3r> u da tough man muppet
25:00 <muppet> you said it so you beleive it
25:00 <anotherirc3r> it's okay. i know sarcasm is hard for you to interpret
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes, put a dick in it
26:00 <Clarkson> take some more drugs bitch sell ya ass again
26:00 <anotherirc3r> kate, stfu
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> how about no
26:00 <anotherirc3r> i know it's hard for you
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> hard for me - oh totally
27:00 <muppet> you carry on like some kind of fucking idiot savant
27:00 <muppet> except without any savant
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol'
27:00 <anotherirc3r> you're boring me.
28:00 <muppet> fuck shes annoying
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas
28:00 <muppet> if she were a horse you could look up her nostrils and see out her ears
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <muppet> homeboy thinks hes honing in on my address
31:00 <muppet> hes sitting with some software and hitting enter and saying "enhance" over and over
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <muppet> hahaha
49:00 <British^Meat> LOL @ ELEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <British^Meat> "You got no idea...."
49:00 <British^Meat> WOW
52:00 <British^Meat> that is seriously fucking gold
52:00 <Clarkson> Loof is made out of dry cum
00:00 <Loof> gtfo british minature penis
43:00 <Litty> j triviaclub
43:00 <Litty> oops
43:00 <Litty> lol
48:00 <faux> Morning bf
48:00 <BitchFace> morning hun
50:00 <BitchFace> ohhh this shake doesnt want to be enjoyable today
50:00 <BitchFace> whats for breakfast?? lol
54:00 <faux> Soz I just went to pee lol
54:00 <faux> I'm having oats and blueberries
54:00 <faux> U?
55:00 <faux> wow yesterday was 24 and now it's 5
55:00 <faux> bit chilllaaayy
55:00 <BitchFace> im having a Meal replacement shake lol hellllo diet!
57:00 <Loof> yeah that will last
57:00 <Loof> eat a dick for breakfast shitstain
57:00 <BitchFace> Oh look maggot monday has started early
00:00 <faux> shut up loof
01:00 <faux> Do shakes actuallt work
01:00 <faux> I'd rather food lol
01:00 <BitchFace> i dont normally eat breakfast so this is an effort lol
01:00 <faux> Breakfast is important!!!
02:00 <faux> I completely changed my diet since November 
02:00 <BitchFace> yes mum :(
02:00 <faux> Just eating 6  meals a day
02:00 <BitchFace> i just dont eat a lot of the time. usually only one meal a day so my body is not happy
02:00 <faux> Lost just over 10kg so far
03:00 <faux> Oh that's not good
03:00 <faux> U need 2 keep ur metabolism movin
03:00 <BitchFace> i know so thats why these shakes are good at baby steps to eating more
03:00 <faux> Are they yummy
03:00 <BitchFace> they are quite nice actually
04:00 <faux> Wait are they ones you've made yourself 
04:00 <BitchFace> no they are isagenix ones 
04:00 <faux> Ahh
04:00 <BitchFace> i tried making my own but i wouldnt drink them all lol 
04:00 <faux> Lol whyyy
05:00 <BitchFace> breakfast baddddd
05:00 <BitchFace> but this way i make myself drink them as i think of the money i have spent LOL
05:00 <faux> Banana some berries Chia seeds little but if almond milk 
05:00 <faux> Nom
05:00 <faux> Loll yeah
05:00 <faux> That's a good  motivator 
06:00 <BitchFace> ok my sweets have a wonderful day time to get these snots to preschool and school then go find anfy and the truck bleh
06:00 <faux> Okiess
06:00 <faux> U too!
06:00 <faux> X
07:00 <flammable> That was friendly Loof
07:00 <Loof> so is your mum
07:00 <Loof> to my cock
07:00 <Loof> assfountain
07:00 <flammable> Are you googling primary school insults or something
08:00 <flammable> 'how to be funny on irc'
11:00 <faux> ..
11:00 <faux> I think he has me on ignore
11:00 <faux> So I can't warn him to stfu
11:00 <flammable> Lol. Let his ban be a surprise theb
11:00 <flammable> Then*
11:00 <faux> lmao
12:00 <faux> surpriiiise bye bitch
14:00 <flammable> Is Loof from smellbourne too
31:00 <faux> Yah
36:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck its too much monday today
50:00 <flammable> Ikr :/
19:00 <Loof> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11800573_887861144596148_8836262135882308283_n.jpg?oh=24670cb8327f80e22f53e764b9d5d893&oe=5648B09B&__gda__=1447340306_116aedabd40b7a239f5484a517349659
29:00 <ShadowLurker> ugh back to work
24:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Prong : Snap Your Finger, Snap Your Neck (Live) [Cleansing - 1993]
43:00 <flammable> psYbR homo
45:00 <Doodle> o/`
47:00 <flammable> Hi Doodle
47:00 <psYbR> who's flammable 
47:00 <flammable> Ash
48:00 <ShadowLurker> its ok i have it on good authority flammable is hot
48:00 <psYbR> oh ashleigh
48:00 <psYbR> sup slutbags
48:00 <psYbR> she's not bad, bit of a head case
49:00 <flammable> Rude. But probably true
49:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
51:00 <Loof> you got gta installed?
51:00 <psYbR> hey poof
51:00 <Loof> sup lol
51:00 <psYbR> yeah man. im at work but
51:00 <Loof> ah damn
52:00 <flammable> Of course you two are mates
52:00 <psYbR> u jelly?
52:00 <Loof> yes
52:00 <flammable> God no
53:00 <Loof> damn no milk left
53:00 <Loof> i neeeed coffeeeeee
53:00 <Loof> or sleep
53:00 <psYbR> alright tisk 
53:00 <Loof> lol tisk
53:00 <flammable> Don't forget 'i hungry'
53:00 <Loof> please tell me chris isn't back
54:00 <psYbR> oh did he leave?
55:00 <psYbR> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkQ-bUseXNY
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Thomas The Weed Engine Views: 734,238 Uploader: HK HIKINE Uploaded: Oct 8, 2014 Duration: 0m34s Rating: 4.94
58:00 <flammable> Thomas is awesome! I have thomas blankets
58:00 <psYbR> dank engine
58:00 <Loof> lol
41:00 <Doodle> hai2u flammable
42:00 <Doodle> bit delayed
42:00 <Doodle> but oh well
44:00 <flammable> Hai
44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hullo
46:00 <Serenity> lol wtf am i listening to
46:00 <Serenity> muppets and oskar on the phone
46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> peeps n' freaks
46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> phone sex?
46:00 <Serenity> almost
46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
47:00 <Loof> oskar sounds full retard
47:00 <Loof> muppets is pretty cool tho
47:00 <Serenity> lukes alright
48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> hilarious that the call even happened 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ima bash you… yeah yeah next
49:00 <Serenity>   did muppets give him his number
49:00 <Serenity> what happenee
49:00 <Serenity> happened
49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> no idea
50:00 <Loof> you heard this: https://soundcloud.com/luke0r/0d20150803000504p0499520120
50:00 <Loof> ?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah 
50:00 <Serenity> yeah thats what i was listening to
50:00 <Loof> ah
51:00 <Loof> yeah muppets gave him his number
51:00 <Loof> not thinking he'd call
51:00 <katatonic_kate01_> idiot!
51:00 <Loof> sif anyone would give out their address
51:00 <katatonic_kate01_> why do that
52:00 <katatonic_kate01_> anyways...
52:00 <Serenity> lol woww
55:00 <Loof> i've no idea which troll oskarr is
55:00 <Loof> but he sounds spastic
57:00 <flammable> Ur spastic
01:00 <simba> lol owned
02:00 <Serenity> why would you kick her :(
03:00 <simba> test of resilience
03:00 <Loof> i called her an assfountain before lol
03:00 <Loof> not sure who she is
04:00 <Serenity> its ashleigh
04:00 <Loof> she said "Loof is married?"
04:00 <Loof> so she's on my shitlist
04:00 <Loof> whoever she is
05:00 <simba> is that an insulting question?
05:00 <Loof> yeah the way she meant it
05:00 <simba> asking if youre married?
05:00 <Loof> like as if to say "who the fuck would marry Loof?"
05:00 <simba> oh no
05:00 <simba> make her an enemy
05:00 <Serenity> aw im not sure she meant it that way
06:00 <Serenity> shes nice
06:00 <simba> why does she have the same ip as blitzkreig
06:00 <Loof> lol
07:00 <Serenity> the hosts are mobile
07:00 <Serenity> and they are different
07:00 <Serenity> they must be close by
08:00 <simba> they come up as the same 2 me which is hell weird
08:00 <simba> i hope she is safe, being that close to a monster is p dangerous
09:00 <Serenity> 8BBD0F - flammable
09:00 <Serenity> E700A4 - Blitzkrieg
09:00 <simba> they both come up as the 8 one 2 me
09:00 <Serenity> weird
09:00 <faux> Morning 
09:00 <Serenity> moaning
10:00 <ShadowLurker> scarnon
10:00 <ShadowLurker> i mungry
10:00 <faux> feel so drowsy
10:00 <ShadowLurker> i need cake
11:00 <Serenity> im cuddling with turbo ^_^
12:00 <simba> red bull is a wonderful breakfast
12:00 <faux> Gross
12:00 <simba> u
13:00 <ShadowLurker> baww my headset went flat
14:00 <Loof> i've drank 4 litres of milk today
14:00 <Loof> holy fuck
14:00 <Clarkson> is fucking embarrassing
14:00 <ShadowLurker> it is clarkson
14:00 <Clarkson> keep my name out of your mouth, its not a dick
14:00 <Loof> now i gotta use shitty powdered milk in my coffee
14:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck you clarky
14:00 <Clarkson> they are the new world order, bunch of elder men with occult knowledge of nature who are as queer as fuck
14:00 <Serenity> how do you not feel disgusting
14:00 <simba> gross
15:00 <Serenity> milk is so gross
15:00 <simba> milk is gross
15:00 <ShadowLurker> its loof
15:00 <Loof> i LOVE the shit
15:00 <ShadowLurker> you cant deel anymore groas than that
15:00 <Serenity> makes me feel so bloated n yuck
15:00 <Loof> it makes me feel chilled out
15:00 <simba> milk is a hard drug
15:00 <Loof> the hardest
16:00 <Loof> i might die
16:00 <Loof> if i dont find a lactating tit soon
16:00 <Serenity> geez
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :|
17:00 <Serenity> god damn ive gotta go get some bread
17:00 <Loof> lol reminds me of when beehhh said he kissed this random babys head while the mother was breastfeeding it
17:00 <Loof> how the fuck does he not get arrested
17:00 <Clarkson> Student ass is the BEST! Unless it's mature age student ass. *cringes*
17:00 <flammable> Rude
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
18:00 <Serenity> beehhh is fucked
18:00 <flammable> Psybr told me to say that btw
18:00 <simba> cos he made it up
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i don't think he experiences the same reality asmost
18:00 <Loof> lol
18:00 <Serenity> oh psybr i havent seen him around in donkies
18:00 <Loof> he was just on
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
18:00 <simba> did you ask why he didnt pay you
18:00 <Serenity> there is was
18:00 <Serenity> er he
19:00 <Serenity> im going to go get bread before i die of hunger
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> So i made the best boscaiola
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> so easy!
19:00 <psYbR> hi Serenity, katatonic_plate01
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> hai there
19:00 <Loof> lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sup?
19:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> riddler!
20:00 <psYbR> at work katatonic_kate01_ yourself?
20:00 <Loof> don't like sez ur off to maccas for more make it yourself burgers :P
20:00 <Loof> lie*
20:00 <katatonic_kate01_> At home, kicking back
20:00 <Loof> i wish hungry jacks would do that
20:00 <psYbR> same, that'd be amazing
20:00 <katatonic_kate01_> the make your own burgers are pretty shit….. i had a turn on the w/end… nothing that special
21:00 <Loof> ^
21:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i'd still prefer a chefs burger 
21:00 <simba> maccas is gay
21:00 <Clarkson> the ULTIMATE fucking sofgrware for keeping the machine runnign peachy
21:00 <psYbR> i couldn't put multiple slices of cheese on so i didn't bother with it
21:00 <katatonic_kate01_> CHEESE!
21:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yes you can
21:00 <katatonic_kate01_> there are like 4 cheese to choose from
21:00 <psYbR> how?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01_> maybe more
22:00 <psYbR> yeah but multiple of the same type
22:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, pretty sure you could
22:00 <psYbR> i want cheese, patty, cheese, patty, cheese
22:00 <psYbR> can't do that
22:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh
22:00 <katatonic_kate01_> well you can get 2 pattys
22:00 <simba> u can go 2 a sushi train and eat something normal xD
22:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, that too
22:00 <katatonic_kate01_> the tempura veg are the fucking best
22:00 <Clarkson> i called my dog herpes, the bastard wouldnt heel
22:00 <katatonic_kate01_> with sweet chilli 
22:00 <faux> tempura vag
23:00 <simba> tempting pusey
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, prob would be ok with sweet chilli
23:00 <faux> Gross
23:00 <faux> Sweet chilli is rank
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> WHATEVER
23:00 <faux> next
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sif
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> it's pretty awesome
23:00 <simba> next
23:00 <faux> I've been yawning for 5 hours
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> not as good as my pasta
24:00 <Doodle> ehehe
24:00 <katatonic_kate01_> nana nap?
24:00 <faux> Maybe later I have uni work to do
24:00 <Doodle> interview time
24:00 <faux> ok
24:00 <faux> gL
24:00 <katatonic_kate01_> gah! I have to submit an assignment today
24:00 <Doodle> ta very much
24:00 <faux> submit my ass
25:00 <Doodle> mmm
25:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i figure the due date being today means until 11.59pm
25:00 <katatonic_kate01_> so i've got ages!
25:00 <faux> Well yeah unless you're told otherwise 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah… nope
25:00 <katatonic_kate01_> 11.59 it is
26:00 <faux> Awesome thing is my uni is in Perth so it always feels like I have 2 extra hours to complete it lol
26:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh noice
26:00 <katatonic_kate01_> mine is in….. wagga wagga
26:00 <faux> Lol
26:00 <katatonic_kate01_> it's pretty shit, but whatever…. P = degree
26:00 <faux> Omg I fucking hate that saying 
27:00 <faux> HATE IT WITH A PASSION
27:00 <faux> I will not settle for P's lol
27:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ah… ok
27:00 <katatonic_kate01_> calm yo' farm
27:00 <faux> I've only gotten HDs and D's so far and 2 Cs
27:00 <katatonic_kate01_> good for you
27:00 <katatonic_kate01_> what are you doing anyways?
28:00 <faux> Thus chick keeps saying it in a group I'm in
28:00 <faux> I wanna stab her in the earlobe
28:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
28:00 <faux> COME ON LADIES P'S GET THE DEGREES!!! HEHEHEHEHEE
28:00 <faux> Die.
28:00 <faux> I'm doing a BA in net comms
28:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ah yeah, cool bananas
28:00 <faux> Nothing FaNcY
29:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i'm doing B social science - welfare
29:00 <faux> nice
29:00 <faux> Do u have to do like work experience 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01_> naw, it's mostly annoying
29:00 <katatonic_kate01_> naw, because I work in ze industry 
29:00 <faux> My friend did primary teaching online she had to do a couple weeks of work placement 
29:00 <faux> Ohhh 
29:00 <faux> Nice
29:00 <faux> gL
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah i did early childhood and had to do placement
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> in a school 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and in a pre school
30:00 <faux> Eeeee
30:00 <faux> Kids are annoying 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yep, pretty much
30:00 <faux> I had to volunteer somewhere in high shool and they shoved me in are preschool 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah….  i did pre school teaching for like… fuck… EVER
31:00 <faux> One girl loved me so much and she always came to sit on my lap but she had a snotty nose
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> NEVER AGAIN
31:00 <Skirmish> I got jammed into a primary school in year 10 for work experience. 
31:00 <faux> And anyone that knows me knows I hate dirty kids or people 
31:00 <Skirmish> Year 5 cunts dobbed me in for ripping off their teacher. 
31:00 <faux> I wanted to cry every time she approached me
31:00 <psYbR> lol faux gotta love snotty kids
31:00 <faux> :-(
31:00 <faux> One boy pissed in the sand box and when I asked why
32:00 <faux> He said so he could make a sand castle 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
32:00 <Skirmish> lol
32:00 <faux> I'm like we have water u retard
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
32:00 <Skirmish> 'Not enough water it seems, hey do you want to piss in here too?'
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> the funniest thing some kid said asked me, was do i have naked showers with a work colleague  
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i was like… ah… no!
33:00 <faux> My cousin works in childcare and she walked in on a little girl scrubbing this black kids arm and she's like what are you doing.... the girl said MISS HE'S DIRTY
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ha! 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh no!
33:00 <faux> .
33:00 <faux> Awkwarf
33:00 <faux> yeah
33:00 <Skirmish> lol white supremacist in the making. 
33:00 <faux> She was like oh.
33:00 <faux> I would have laughed fr like 5 mins
33:00 <psYbR> i asked a black kid why his tongue and hands were coloured like a normal person but not the rest of him and he threatened to punch my head in
34:00 <faux> Wtf
34:00 <faux> R u retarded
34:00 <faux> Lol
34:00 <psYbR> when I was like 8
34:00 <faux> Oh
34:00 <psYbR> but yeah I probably am
34:00 <faux> I thought u were gonna be like
34:00 <faux> "When I was 24"
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
34:00 <psYbR> i'm 24 currently :d
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> last weel
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> k
34:00 <faux> What really
34:00 <faux> Ew it's weird being older than someone in here
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sif, 42 
34:00 <flammable> Don't lie youre an old man psYbR
35:00 <psYbR> just cuz you're a twelvie flammable 
35:00 <Loof> i once said "look daddy, that mans made of chocolate" when i saw my first black man :(
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
35:00 <Loof> i also once ate a turd from the toilet
35:00 <Clarkson> time for that fuckin cutting diet
35:00 <psYbR> rofl
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LMFAO
35:00 <psYbR> you would Loof 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> that doesn't surprise me loof
35:00 <Loof> lol
36:00 <Loof> well it was 2 days till payday and i was hungry
36:00 <psYbR> hey Loof 
36:00 <Loof> nah kidding i was a toddler
36:00 <psYbR> Loof, 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
36:00 <psYbR> how's your mail order bride? ;D
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> fuck darls
36:00 <Loof> lol
36:00 <Loof> cuntox
36:00 <psYbR> i herd that maeks you mad
36:00 <Loof> from idiots it does
36:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/1424328_10151947144626001_1296702601_n.jpg?oh=6c1bd0e05ed34041bfaf75bf8e6e9bcc&oe=564AD4A4
36:00 <Loof> not from mates
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> Wut
37:00 <Blitzkrieg> Who am I close to 
37:00 <psYbR> i'm a slasher katniss everdeen apparently
37:00 <Loof> wot?
37:00 <psYbR> TheRiddler's pic
37:00 <Loof> he's on my ignore for being not funny too often
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> gawd halloween is a few months away
38:00 <Loof> fail jokes kill me
38:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going to be a sexy batman
38:00 <TheRiddler> :p
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> hawt
38:00 <psYbR> is that reggae band back in melb yet Loof poof
38:00 <faux> Pics
38:00 <Loof> next month honeybuns
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i'd go as a zombie
38:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/TheTastelessGentlemen/photos/a.297936620264740.70623.280304355361300/974853869239675/?type=1&theater
38:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <flammable> Lol reggae band. I thought you only liked Hanson psYbR
39:00 <faux> The Tasteless Gentlemen
39:00 <Skirmish> We laugh at everything. 
39:00 <psYbR> i'm branching out flammable 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i have no idea who rhonda is
39:00 <faux> Yes u told us yesterday 
39:00 <Loof> lol did bill cosby smack a bitch or something?
39:00 <Clarkson> and did weddings n shit
39:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01_: The baddest woman in UFC
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ohhhh
39:00 <Skirmish> faux: I was just emphasising it since it seemed to be such a hot topic.
40:00 <faux> Oh ok
40:00 <faux> kewl
40:00 <faux> I need 2 poo0
40:00 <faux> Poop
40:00 <Loof> the other chicked pooed her self by the look of it
40:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01_: She defended her title and knocked the fuck out of this other chick within 1 minute. 
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> nice
40:00 <faux> Is Rhonda the hot one o the short onw
40:00 <Skirmish> The one that was in Expendables 3. 
41:00 <faux> Haven't seen it
41:00 <Skirmish> http://static1.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2159085.1427091738!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_400/mma23n-6-web.jpg
41:00 <faux> So the hot one
41:00 <faux> kewl
41:00 <flammable> Hot
41:00 <Loof> yum
41:00 <flammable> Id hit thay
41:00 <flammable> That
41:00 <faux> Apparently the other chick was trash talking her dad?
42:00 <faux> Who killed himself??
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> errr
42:00 <Skirmish> flammable: She'd hit you and you'd hit the floor. 
42:00 <Loof> https://www.facebook.com/disturbreality/photos/a.231874156856669.69937.121420231235396/1087832234594186/?type=1&theater
42:00 <faux> Dooont think that's the type of hitting she meant 
42:00 <Loof> check out the awesome camtoe of the model in red
42:00 <Skirmish> I know what he meant, because I silently agreed. 
42:00 <Skirmish> But I would be waaaaaaay too scared of her. 
43:00 <TheRiddler> she
43:00 <faux> Lol he
43:00 <faux> she
43:00 <TheRiddler> not he
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <Skirmish> I meant he as in flammable. flammable isn't a he? 
43:00 <faux> ehehe
43:00 <faux> No
43:00 <Skirmish> Why can't you cunts stop changing nick names you fucking jews. 
43:00 <Skirmish> It's not funny. 
43:00 <TheRiddler> it's ashleighxtrinity
43:00 <faux> I know I hate it too tbh
43:00 <faux> It's so confusing
43:00 <Loof> jew mad?
43:00 <Loof> :P
43:00 <faux> :P
44:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder if rhonda is bi or lesbo
44:00 <faux> Lmao
44:00 <faux> trust
44:00 <faux> Do any of u cunts watch hawaii 5 0
45:00 <TheRiddler> nope
45:00 <flammable> Lol Skirmish
45:00 <faux> Started it today 
45:00 <flammable> Id let her hit me
45:00 <faux> One of the dudes is a babe
45:00 <faux> Meat in
45:00 <Skirmish> https://instagram.com/p/50kZIlBEXx/   <----- Before. 
46:00 <Skirmish> https://instagram.com/p/54qxm_hETF/?taken-by=rondarousey   <----- after
46:00 <Loof> Gina Carano is way hotter tho
46:00 <flammable> Wrecked
47:00 <faux> Loll
47:00 <faux> Rekt
47:00 <Skirmish> Just like the good old days. Talk shit, get hit. 
47:00 <Serenity> wooopah
49:00 <Loof> i still havent worked out how to punch someone through the internet yet
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> Smoke some more weed Loof
49:00 <British^Meat> lol
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> You'll get there son
50:00 <Loof> yes!
50:00 <Serenity> if i knew how to do that.. there would be so many black eyes
50:00 <Loof> lol
50:00 <Skirmish> https://video-waw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xfp1/v/t42.1790-2/1615997_485266221573353_1326952114_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjU1MCwicmxhIjo1MTJ9&oh=07cf98db582884236b7ab94f563cd348&oe=55BEF34F      <----- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
50:00 <faux> HA HA HA HA
50:00 <Serenity> rofl
50:00 <Blitzkrieg> Gog that south park song in my head.. Jackin it in San Diego 
51:00 <Blitzkrieg> :/
51:00 <Serenity> destinys child was on the radio when i went to coles just now
51:00 <Serenity> i had it so loud.. im such a loser
51:00 <faux> Did u dance through the aisles
51:00 <faux> lolll
51:00 <Skirmish> Survivor Serenity? 
51:00 <Serenity> noo in the car
51:00 <Loof> lol
51:00 <faux> Oh
51:00 <Serenity> i was singing like a pro
51:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
51:00 <faux> Loll
51:00 <Loof> the shame
51:00 <Blitzkrieg> Nothing wrong with car dancing 
51:00 <Serenity> independent women
51:00 <Skirmish> Never seen a prossie sing. 
51:00 <faux> wow
51:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA HA
51:00 <faux> Bit rude m8
51:00 <Serenity> Ha Ha Ha
51:00 <Blitzkrieg> I do it at work all the time 
51:00 <Serenity> car dancing is the best
52:00 <faux> Even ur internet laugh is annoying skirmish 
52:00 <Serenity> i saw a bloke going to town the other day it was hilarious
52:00 <Blitzkrieg> Agreed
52:00 <flammable> Lol destiny's child... I used to listen to them
52:00 <faux> ha ha ha ha
52:00 <Serenity> me too in the 90's flammable
52:00 <flammable> Thought i was bad ass
52:00 <Clarkson> did i menion my fucking w key dostn ork
52:00 <Serenity> so naturally im listening to them on spotify now
52:00 <faux> Do u remember the third bitches now
52:00 <faux> She's so irrels
52:00 <faux> name**
52:00 <Serenity> honestly dont even know her name
52:00 <faux> Lol same
52:00 <Serenity> theres bey and kely rowland
53:00 <flammable> Say my name say my name
53:00 <Serenity> kelly
53:00 <faux> And 3rdnigerbitch
53:00 <Serenity> who the fuck is the other one
53:00 <faux> lmaoo
53:00 <Serenity> poor bitch lol
53:00 <Clarkson> use science n shit
53:00 <Blitzkrieg> That other bitch
53:00 <Blitzkrieg> Just stick with that
53:00 <Skirmish> She's the one that didn't survive. 
53:00 <Serenity> FUCK YOU COLES
53:00 <faux> Is it too early for wine
53:00 <Serenity> now i know why their oaks were on special
53:00 <Serenity> cunts wont open
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <Loof> god i love her: https://www.facebook.com/ginacarano?ref=profile
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> However.. On a more serious note 
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> Next cunt to try get a smoke off me
54:00 <ShadowLurker> snap ya neck
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> Gets stabbed in the eye
54:00 <TheRiddler> I saw something at coles that I thought someone might like
54:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <Loof> with a smoke
54:00 <Serenity> fucking hell i had 1 drag of a smoke on the weekend and im paying for it
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> I'm not a fuckwit cigarette machine 
54:00 <faux> I'll take the no responses as a yes
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> Faux, never too early 
55:00 <Loof> i've had so many today i think i'm having a mini stroke
55:00 <flammable> Would tap/10 loof
55:00 <Loof> lol
55:00 <TheRiddler> I'll be going to coles today so I'll try remember
55:00 <Serenity> i quit 5 and a half years ago
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> It's 5pm somewhere 
55:00 <faux> Loll
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> Flammable, you'd tap loof? 
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> Are you high? 
56:00 <faux> Gag
56:00 <Loof> lol
56:00 <Loof> yes i'm hideous
56:00 <ShadowLurker> pretty sure you misread
56:00 <flammable> ROFL i meant the chick he linked
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oh
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> Thank god
56:00 <ShadowLurker> shes asking loof about that chick he likes
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ah right 
56:00 <faux> I imagine he smells like cigs, baby shit and old Chinese food 
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> Crisis averted 
56:00 <flammable> What does Loof look like
57:00 <ShadowLurker> altho why anyone talks to loof has me buggered
57:00 <Blitzkrieg> Similar to tisk
57:00 <psYbR> lol faux, accurate :P
57:00 <Loof> similar to tisk?
57:00 <Loof> wtf cmon man
57:00 <Serenity> tisk smells like bongs and cat piss
57:00 <faux> He doesn't look like tisk
57:00 <flammable> I reckon tisk smells like meth
57:00 <ShadowLurker> loof smells of bongs and stupidity
58:00 <faux> [[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]
58:00 <psYbR> and weeks worth of uncleaned jizz stains
58:00 <Loof> who is Blitzkrieg anyway?
58:00 <Clarkson> why am I shutting me fuck hole Serenity lol
58:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loof, irrelevant 
58:00 <Serenity> iwtf i didnt say anything to you Clarkson
58:00 <Clarkson> are u one of those sassy queers with an opinion on everythin
58:00 <Loof> well you seem to think you know me
58:00 <Loof> so it kinda is
58:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ny point stands
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol pwned sezz
58:00 <Blitzkrieg> My *
59:00 <Loof> ah someone i've butthurt
59:00 <TheRiddler> you sassy queer :p
59:00 <Loof> nice
59:00 <faux> Loll
59:00 <British^Meat> i feel an *ignore coming on!
59:00 <faux> Loool
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> Me too BM
59:00 <ShadowLurker> join the club
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> It's funny
59:00 <ShadowLurker> loof ignored Clarkson too
59:00 <Clarkson> people are made from satan's semen
59:00 <psYbR> Hi British^Feet
59:00 <faux> LOO
59:00 <faux> R u joking
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
59:00 <faux> Clarky rules
59:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loof
59:00 <Clarkson> where the fuck are the uni bars? always hear of them but no idea where they are
00:00 <Loof> why do thse coward faggots keep changing nicks?
00:00 <Blitzkrieg> Why'd you ignore a bot
00:00 <Blitzkrieg> Was it attacking you? 
00:00 <Loof> it's boring
00:00 <ShadowLurker> wow the irony
00:00 <ShadowLurker> ignore is for the pissweak
00:00 <Blitzkrieg> Agreed 
00:00 <British^Meat> [02:22] <Clarkson> Loof is made out of dry cum
00:00 <British^Meat> [02:22] * British^Meat is now known as BMP
00:00 <British^Meat> [02:30] <Loof> gtfo british minature penis
00:00 <Clarkson> n i aint gay but if i were gay and i am but i aint gay i say it and i aint gay cause i aint gay!
00:00 <Clarkson> i was hell stoned so i sound like butthead
01:00 <Loof> i bet it's plivent
01:00 <Blitzkrieg> Who the hell was that in clarksons first quote
01:00 <Clarkson> How's fuck off sound?
01:00 <Serenity> whos plivent
01:00 <flammable> Lol i love prank calls
01:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool 
01:00 <ShadowLurker> does loof think Clarkson is plivent
01:00 <Clarkson> Its usually the same shit going on anyway
01:00 <flammable> 'hello, how do i shot web?'
01:00 <Blitzkrieg> I'm not Pliv
01:00 <ShadowLurker> for real
01:00 <Loof> sure
01:00 <Serenity> im so confused
01:00 <Serenity> Blitzkrieg isnt pliv
02:00 <ShadowLurker> oh he thinks Blitzkrieg is LOL
02:00 <Loof> who is it?
02:00 <Blitzkrieg> Anyone not drug fucked knows who I am
02:00 <Serenity> stryker
02:00 <flammable> Loof is starting to angry
02:00 <Loof> oh that fgt bitch
02:00 <ShadowLurker> he is
02:00 <Loof> lol
02:00 <Blitzkrieg> Bingo! 
02:00 <faux> lol
02:00 <Loof> funny
02:00 <ShadowLurker> wait for it
02:00 <Skirmish> I'm not drug fucked and I have no idea who you are Blitzkrieg. Stop changing your names cunts and just stick with one.
02:00 <Loof> just cause i put h im on ingore he's butthurt
02:00 <faux> Agreed
02:00 <Loof> maybe try being less boring
02:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loof is mad cause he didn't know who I was 
02:00 <simba> its Stryker, stick to one nick Stryker
02:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
02:00 <flammable> You SO are drug fucked Skirmish ;)
02:00 <faux> I'm mad cos I don't have ice cream 
02:00 <Blitzkrieg> I'm on my mobile junkie 
03:00 <Skirmish> Loof is mad because deep down he realises his life is miserable and ain't going to improve. 
03:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
03:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf
03:00 <TheRiddler> all he has to do is 1 thing
03:00 <Loof> Skirmish aren't you a security guard?
03:00 <Loof> lol
03:00 <ShadowLurker> whats with all the gay kicks
03:00 <Loof> wow so impressive
03:00 <Skirmish> Welcome to like 3 years ago Loof. 
03:00 <Skirmish> Dopey cunt. 
03:00 <TheRiddler> give up weed
03:00 <Serenity> stop kicking everyone you dope
03:00 <Loof> you watch ships
03:00 <simba> cant you faggots stop being faggots for one day?
03:00 <flammable> Now hes a mall cop jeez
03:00 <Loof> so interesting
03:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool @ simba
03:00 <Loof> must require a degree at leaast
04:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sup buddy
04:00 <flammable> U work on ships Skirmish?
04:00 <Serenity> ships are kinda cool i guess
04:00 <Skirmish> I watch ships? 
04:00 <faux> Why would u Diss someone for being employed 
04:00 <Blitzkrieg> Skirmish, I'm StrykerX 
04:00 <Loof> on a screen
04:00 <flammable> That's kinda cool
04:00 <Skirmish> flammable: No idea, Loof is telling the story. I will work at a servo and be indian next. 
04:00 <faux> :/
04:00 <TheRiddler> paul blart?
04:00 <faux> lollll
04:00 <Loof> you showed a pic of the screen once
04:00 <faux> Paul blart rules
04:00 <flammable> Ahaha what do u actually do
04:00 <Loof> you can stop lying
04:00 <Serenity> tbh a jobs a job to me
04:00 <faux> Agreed
04:00 <Serenity> i never really got the point of knocking someones employment
04:00 <Blitzkrieg> Exactly 
04:00 <Skirmish> flammable: I work for customs. 
04:00 <flammable> My job sucks :/
04:00 <ShadowLurker> better than being a dole bludger junkie
04:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
04:00 <faux> Especially when you're unemployed? 
04:00 <Serenity> ive washed dishes... but i mean its a job innit
05:00 <flammable> Oh cool
05:00 <faux> Idgi
05:00 <ShadowLurker> "making websites"
05:00 <Blitzkrieg> Serenity, housebitch is a job
05:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolll
05:00 <flammable> Do u catch druggos like tisk trying to jump the border Skirmish
05:00 <Serenity> FOR MONEY YOU CUNT
05:00 <Loof> what do you know about my life skumish?
05:00 <TheRiddler> how many bb guns have you found
05:00 <Skirmish> I took a pic of one of the monitors at work one day when I was at Port Waratah. 
05:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha 
05:00 <Loof> come on tell me
05:00 <Serenity> id clean toilets if someone wants to pay me for it
06:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loof, everyone knows all about you
06:00 <Loof> i smoke weed and my wife is a bitch, that is all you know
06:00 <Blitzkrieg> Cause you post it all here. 
06:00 <Skirmish> Loof: I know you want to build a cannon to shoot people that steal lemons off your tree. 
06:00 <Loof> i was going to
06:00 <faux> lol
06:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOL 
06:00 <Blitzkrieg> Wtf
06:00 <Skirmish> I know you're scared of the world outside your door. 
06:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
06:00 <Loof> a nail canon
06:00 <faux> That rules
06:00 <Loof> it would have been so cool
06:00 <Serenity> if you guys hate each other why do you even care about each others lives
06:00 <Loof> i dont care about his life
06:00 <simba> take it to PM you faggots
06:00 <Blitzkrieg> Isn't a cannon overkill for a tree? 
06:00 <Loof> really at all
06:00 <Pyro-> theu're secretly in love
06:00 <flammable> Skirmish i bet i can break into port waratah and steal shit while you're on duty :d
06:00 <Loof> nail canon would have been so cool
07:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha hes so shit at life he tries to belittle everyone elses
07:00 <Skirmish> I don't hate Loof. People like Loof are needed in our society. I need my lawn mowed after all. 
07:00 <ShadowLurker> then once he realises that wont happen he ignores them
07:00 <Loof> how much will you pay?
07:00 <Loof> :P
07:00 <Serenity> hey ill mow ur lawn
07:00 <Skirmish> flammable: That would be the security guards problem, not mine. I don't do much out of Newcastle at the moment anyway, mostly the central coast. 
07:00 <Blitzkrieg> Serious question time.. Loof.. 
07:00 <Pyro-> i'll cut your grass
07:00 <Blitzkrieg> Did you fix your ad? 
07:00 <TheRiddler> I'd hire loof to pull weeds but I'm afraid he might smoke them
07:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
07:00 <flammable> Ill give you 200 bux if you waste my housemates
08:00 <Serenity> ohh ashh
08:00 <Serenity> lol
08:00 <katatonic_kate01_> central coast represent
08:00 <katatonic_kate01_> *vomit*
08:00 <Loof> nah still working for the same ho bag
08:00 <flammable> What :$
08:00 <Loof> haven't needed the ad again yet
08:00 <Skirmish> lol waste your housemates? 
08:00 <flammable> Yep
08:00 <Serenity> i just bought the cheapest most dirty sliced cheese to make a toasty with
08:00 <katatonic_kate01_> the craft fake sliced cheese
08:00 <katatonic_kate01_> the plastic cheese
08:00 <Skirmish> I am so going to have a toasty later now. 
08:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
08:00 <ShadowLurker> plastic cheese
08:00 <Blitzkrieg> Delicious 
09:00 <Skirmish> lol later now
09:00 <Serenity> plastic cheese is the bomb digity
09:00 <ShadowLurker> that desnt melt
09:00 <Blitzkrieg> It doesn't.. It forms a skin
09:00 <Blitzkrieg> :/
09:00 <Serenity> its fucking yum
09:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Ethan is a master at the art of making Toasties and he believes that Colby cheese is the best to use. 
09:00 <Blitzkrieg> It's weird
09:00 <ShadowLurker> then sticks to your teeth
09:00 <Loof> so interesting skirmish
09:00 <Pyro-> and burns your gums
09:00 <Loof> tell us more
09:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
09:00 <Serenity> colby is the best if youre using actual cheese
09:00 <flammable> Skirmish whats your address
09:00 <Serenity> but i like the dirty plastic cheese
09:00 <Pyro-> gorgonzola
10:00 <Serenity> well
10:00 <Serenity> jarlsberg is the best
10:00 <Loof> interesting facts from a toy wannabe cop
10:00 <Skirmish> flammable: 47 itstheinternetdontbedumb Rd Adamstown. 
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> Jarlsberg rocks
10:00 <Loof> who is against weed
10:00 <Loof> in the year 2015
10:00 <Loof> lol
10:00 <TheRiddler> gross
10:00 <Loof> when half the fucking channel does it
10:00 <flammable> Cool Skirmish im gonna steal your garden
10:00 <Serenity> 4:)
10:00 <TheRiddler> plastic cheese is so awful
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> I used to live on it when I was a kid
10:00 <Serenity> is not
11:00 <Skirmish> If I wanted to be a cop, I would be a cop Loof. How about you just focus on your own miserable life pal and continue to get some help with your drug psychosis. 
11:00 <Serenity> plastic cheese has its place
11:00 <ShadowLurker> plastic cheese and peanut butter sanga
11:00 <ShadowLurker> delish
11:00 <Serenity> like on toasties and hambugers
11:00 <Loof> i'm not miserable at all ass stain
11:00 <Loof> you're stuck in that job for life
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Plastic cheese works well in hamburgers
11:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOOOOL
11:00 <Loof> i have options
11:00 <Skirmish> Drug psychosis AND denial. 
11:00 <simba> nobody is against weed theyre just trolling u, stop getting trolled
11:00 <ShadowLurker> lol @ options
11:00 <Loof> weed psychosis
11:00 <Loof> you actually believe3 that shit?
12:00 <Serenity> even if they are against weed who cares
12:00 <Skirmish> Drug Psychosis AND chronic denial.
12:00 <Loof> lol
12:00 <simba> how can you get trolled by a guy like Skirmish who bought a curved tv
12:00 <flammable> Why does everyone think Loof is miserable? Just curious
12:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ice psychosis is scary as fuck!
12:00 <Loof> LOL!
12:00 <Loof> bahahaha
12:00 <Loof> toy cop, no brain
12:00 <Skirmish> simba: Because he bought a plasma. 
12:00 <Serenity> lol curved tv
12:00 <ShadowLurker> cos he is
12:00 <flammable> katatonic_kate01_ knows from experience
12:00 <simba> pwnage
12:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, i do actuallu
12:00 <katatonic_kate01_> y*
12:00 <flammable> Same..  :/
12:00 <Serenity> its kinda part of her job isnt it kate
12:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yep
13:00 <ShadowLurker> sits at home killing himself with drugs while his wife beats on him
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
13:00 <Serenity> im killing myself with cc's
13:00 <ShadowLurker> om nom nom
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> with dip too?
13:00 <Serenity> yep
13:00 <Serenity> spring onion dip
13:00 <Skirmish> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=angry+asian+woman&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0CB0QsARqFQoTCPq59O34i8cCFWKepgodJVsJcg&biw=925&bih=954
13:00 <ShadowLurker> i need more coffee
13:00 <Loof> Skirmish go have a drink and chillax shitstained rapist
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> YUM!
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> Nice choice 
13:00 <Skirmish> ^ Loof which one is your wife? 
13:00 <Serenity> woah dude
14:00 <ShadowLurker> shitstained rapist
14:00 <ShadowLurker> loofs mad
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh lol
14:00 <Serenity> turbo is sitting here staring at me cause i bought cat food but didnt feed him
14:00 <Loof> lol that's actually funny
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> Rapist? That escalated quickly
14:00 <Skirmish> If you knew anything Loof then you'd know shit doesn't stain. It washes right out. 
14:00 <Clarkson> does this mean I'm like a gay hater?
14:00 <TheRiddler> yes Clarkson
14:00 <Clarkson> eating shit somewhere in the cow paddock
14:00 <Serenity> SHIT STAINED UNDIES
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> Rory is whipping the cat toy around….
14:00 <Loof> oh you haven't heard blitzkrieg?
14:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
14:00 <flammable> Good thing hey skirmish or you'd be covered in it
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and attempting to train the kitten
14:00 <Loof> sorry i dont know agbout shit stains skirmish
15:00 <Loof> i'm sure you're an authority on the matter
15:00 <Loof> lol
15:00 <Skirmish> Pay more attention to your kid then.
15:00 <Blitzkrieg> Don't drag me into your domestic with Skirmish 
15:00 <flammable> Lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> me?
15:00 <Skirmish> No, Loof. 
15:00 <Loof> you just wrecked yourself toy cop
15:00 <Loof> you set that one up for me cause you're so fucktarded
15:00 <Skirmish> How can he be the father of a toddler and know nothing about shit stains? 
15:00 <Serenity> is a toy cop like those toy poodles
15:00 <Clarkson> ness: education doesnt stop in a classroom, you moronic twat
15:00 <Serenity> just super tiny
15:00 <Loof> no it's a security guard
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
16:00 <Loof> who wants to be a cop
16:00 <Loof> but is too fucktarded
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loof, you don't work. How can you comment on ANYONES job? 
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> :/
16:00 <Serenity> i dont think Skirmish has ever wanted to be a cop
16:00 <Serenity> to e fair
16:00 <Serenity> be
16:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
16:00 <Loof> i could show you the website i'm working on
16:00 <Skirmish> lol I'm a security guard that wants to be a cop that works for customs. Career path so confused. 
16:00 <Loof> but i dont really care what you think
16:00 <ShadowLurker> "making websites"
16:00 <Loof> :)
16:00 <simba> can you faggots take it to PM
16:00 <faux> Lunch time woot
16:00 <faux> u
16:00 <Serenity> im with simba
16:00 <Serenity> take it to pm
16:00 <Loof> pre menstrual, yeah skumish is a bit
16:00 <simba> u r sickeningly fat faggots, stop bickering
17:00 <simba> its sickening
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> fat fags rock
17:00 <Clarkson> u two would get along so well the going down on dick would happen so fast BoneCold.
17:00 <TheRiddler> brb
17:00 <Loof> i dont start the shit EVER
17:00 <flammable> psYbR is fat as ;)
17:00 <ShadowLurker> bee baww bee bawww bee bawww
17:00 <Loof> sooo
17:00 <ShadowLurker> i hear a wahhmbulance
17:00 <Serenity> ive heard psYbR is fat in the jocks
17:00 <simba> why would you react to these retards
17:00 <psYbR> bitch flammable you're built like a skeleton
17:00 <Loof> lol
17:00 <psYbR> stop the meth and you'll look normal
17:00 <simba> ShadowLurker and Skirmish? thats bottom of the barrel trolling
18:00 <psYbR> you know it Serenity ;)
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> really, pics
18:00 <ShadowLurker> hes got me on ignore anyway LOL
18:00 <simba> so why do you even bother
18:00 <Loof> cause it's fun
18:00 <flammable> Just cuz you're a chubby chaser psYbR
18:00 <ShadowLurker> cos its fuckoff boring
18:00 <simba> youve been talking at him for like 20 mins
18:00 <Skirmish> I only come to irc to learn how to be more like simba. 
18:00 <simba> but he has u on ignore?
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <Loof> it gives me a rush
18:00 <Skirmish> Stop being mean to me. 
18:00 <ShadowLurker> and this is the most excitement that happens
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> ShadowLurker: "ignore"? 
18:00 <ShadowLurker> right
18:00 <simba> thats sad go play a game or something
18:00 <psYbR> CURVES ARE BEAUTIFUL
18:00 <Serenity> the sub on this stereo is vibrating my butt
19:00 <ShadowLurker> i love how youre sucking his cock tho
19:00 <Clarkson> cut u up cunt
19:00 <ShadowLurker> thats cute
19:00 <Loof> i have shadowlurker on ignore
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i'll cut ya!
19:00 <Skirmish> Take it to pm Serenity. Nobody wants to hear about your vibrating tookush. 
19:00 <Loof> i dont want to abuse him
19:00 <Serenity> yes they do
19:00 <Skirmish> Take it to pm katatonic_kate01_. 
19:00 <Serenity> YES. THEY DO
19:00 <ShadowLurker> brr brr brr
19:00 <psYbR> i do, tell me more about how the vibrations feel Serenity 
19:00 <Skirmish> Take it to pm ShadowLurker
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> tai yo self to pm skirnish
19:00 <ShadowLurker> doof doof in the boof boof
19:00 <Serenity> well if i lean forwarf it vibrates me vag too
19:00 <Blitzkrieg> I think I blew the sub in my work car
19:00 <Serenity> hows that for tmi
20:00 <Skirmish> Why is my google full of pics of angry asian women ... 
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> Its lost punch :/
20:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
20:00 <psYbR> can you guys take the requests to move convos to PM to PMs pls
20:00 <katatonic_kate01_> how about  no
20:00 <psYbR> as if you're not leaning forward the whole time Serenity 
20:00 <Loof> lol
20:00 <Serenity> hahaha
20:00 <ShadowLurker> i bet she is
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha she so is
20:00 <Serenity> maybe i am
20:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ^5
20:00 <ShadowLurker> laying forward to get the nips too
20:00 <Loof> so Blitzkrieg is it ok if i ignore you again?
21:00 <psYbR> install Audacity, go to "Generate Tone" and generate a tone of 65hz
21:00 <Loof> or will that just force you to change nicks again?
21:00 <psYbR> play that, you'll love it
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loof, knock yourself out junkie
21:00 <Loof> because u want my cock
21:00 <ShadowLurker> take it to pm
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> :) 
21:00 <Clarkson> Yeah, talking shit about me kid
21:00 <Loof> ok alco
21:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
21:00 <faux> Ugh
21:00 <Loof> weed junkie
21:00 <katatonic_kate01_> best call ever loof
21:00 <Loof> lol
21:00 <Loof> wow
21:00 <faux> You're all so annoying 
22:00 <Skirmish> See what you've done now simba? You've given loof this false sense of confidence as if everything that happens here is about him. This is all your fault. 
22:00 <simba> shut up you fucking faggot
22:00 <Loof> i do inject a lot of marijuanas tho
22:00 <Clarkson> called serenity_ an ugly bitch
22:00 <simba> fuckkkkkkkkkkk
22:00 <Loof> sometimes into my eye
22:00 <Loof> once i od'd and ended up in a coma
22:00 <Serenity> clarkson fucking hates me lately
22:00 <Loof> lol
22:00 <Clarkson> and i'm so alpha that most males on here ask me am I sure I have a vagina
22:00 <Serenity> what a cunt
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> Clarkson is lovely 
22:00 <Clarkson> y not masturbate and workout?
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> He even knows my routine 
23:00 <Loof> Blizkrieg your a little fairy
23:00 <Loof> can u shut up?
23:00 <Clarkson> and I don't think gay dudes are particularly in it for the shitty end of the stick, that's just a workplace hazard
23:00 <Loof> you're*
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loof, thought you ignored me? :) 
23:00 <Loof> oh yeah
23:00 <Serenity> hahah
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> Bait taken. 
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> And exposed 
23:00 <Loof> Blitzkrieg!*@* added to ignore list.
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool 
24:00 <Loof> no time fo dat
24:00 <Serenity> i need to work out a spotify script
24:00 <Loof> i tried
24:00 <Loof> about a year ago
24:00 <faux> No u don't cos we don't care what ur listening 2 soz not soz
24:00 <Loof> there isn't one
24:00 <faux> ;D
24:00 <Loof> back then anyway
24:00 <Loof> let me check now
24:00 <Serenity> you can fuck off and get a cactus up you moll
24:00 <faux> Lmao
24:00 <simba> moll
25:00 <faux> Go get fingered by wolverine
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> You're listening to destinys child and god knows what else.. No script needed. :P
25:00 <Serenity> yes thats how its spelt you wanker
25:00 <Loof> http://www.equalify.me/ircify/
25:00 <Loof> nice
26:00 <Loof> Skirmish why do you want my cock so bad
26:00 <Serenity> i swear to god winrar has been asking me to pay for it for like 8 years
26:00 <Loof> you cant have it you know
26:00 <Loof> so give up fgt
26:00 <simba> just let it go dude lol
26:00 <simba> Christ./
26:00 <Loof> dont defend weed then
26:00 <simba> eh?
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> He can't. He's angry now. 
27:00 <ShadowLurker> you see all this retardedness is common to one member of this community
27:00 <Loof> too many people have his 1950s attitude toward it
27:00 <Loof> things need to change
27:00 <ShadowLurker> and yet its everyone else that gets asked to stop
27:00 <katatonic_kate01_> riory
27:00 <ShadowLurker> (y)
27:00 <Loof> it's a medicine
27:00 <simba> he doesnt have an attitude towards weed he has ignorance
27:00 <Loof> his alcohol is not
27:00 <simba> hes just baiting you
27:00 <simba> you DOUCHELORD
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool 
27:00 <Loof> he does man
27:00 <simba> you think Skirmish knows anything about anything
27:00 <simba> pls
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> I wonder.. Can AndChat ping people
28:00 <simba> you think he formed a genuine opinion on cannabis
28:00 <simba> pls
28:00 <simba> dont be a dickhead
28:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
28:00 <Skirmish> The air is thin where simba hangs out.
28:00 <ShadowLurker> evidently
28:00 <Serenity> 04n07p: 04"Waterfalls04" 07- 04(TLC  (Crazysexycool)04) 07:: 04[01:2107/04:4004] 07:: spotify:track:6qspW4YKycviDFjHBOaqUY
29:00 <Serenity> hey would ya look at that
29:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
29:00 <Loof> i should use my ignore again
29:00 <Loof> on all the cunts
29:00 <Loof> i guess
29:00 <faux> I'm gonna start kicking cunts
29:00 <Clarkson> beagle you're like a piece of shit
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lool
29:00 <Loof> but his is fun
29:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
29:00 <faux> If u don't all shut the fuck up
29:00 <Loof> hmmm
29:00 <Loof> this*
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Faux, please do
29:00 <faux> You're first 
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> There's only one here who's keeping arguments going
30:00 <faux> Sick of u  whiny shits
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> And for once..  It's not me. 
30:00 <faux> Good move on 
30:00 <faux> Next person to be a dick is out
30:00 <faux> thx
30:00 <Serenity> justlube up
30:00 <simba> try to think about something else guys
30:00 <simba> apart from Loof
30:00 <simba> just try
30:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <simba> it could happen!
30:00 <faux> I'm talking about loof too
30:00 <faux> He's a fucking shit stirrer 
30:00 <simba> shadowlurker left cos he couldnt abuse ppl n e more??
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> I think it's naptime anyway 
31:00 <simba> strykers going too
31:00 <simba> nothing 2 say unless hes bullying people
31:00 <Serenity> simba needs to calm down
31:00 <Blitzkrieg> Not yet
31:00 <Blitzkrieg> Simba, who have I bullied without being provoked today? 
32:00 <Serenity> whoeven cares
32:00 <simba> who cares, think about something else
32:00 <Loof> lol
32:00 <Loof> i'm so flattered
32:00 <Loof> really
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> what you need is something to distract you
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> make a cake
32:00 <Blitzkrieg> Protip: phone chargers from little asian stores don't last
32:00 <Skirmish> It doesn't matter who starts it Blitzkrieg. Loof is a special petal. 
32:00 <Serenity> simba has his armour on ya'll are just gonna have to leave it lol
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> You just breathe on it
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> And it breaks 
33:00 <Serenity> i have cake kate
33:00 <Serenity> quick come over
33:00 <simba> im being an op remember that Serenity?
33:00 <simba> ;D
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i will!
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> save me 3 slices, pleas
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> e
33:00 <Serenity> no simba you're getting emo over ur friend not being an op
33:00 <simba> who
33:00 <Loof> who?
33:00 <Serenity> or youd have told loof off too like faux did
33:00 <Loof> he did
33:00 <simba> i called them all faggots, stop being a faggot yourself
33:00 <simba> just shhhhhhhhhhh
34:00 <simba> cant you all just be normal people
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <Serenity> yeah no
34:00 <Serenity> you dont tell me to shh thanks
34:00 <simba> okies
34:00 <Loof> i dont care what people i like say about me, especially if it's true
34:00 <Serenity> 04n07p: 04"Creep04" 07- 04(TLC  (Crazysexycool)04) 07:: 04[02:0407/04:2904] 07:: spotify:track:1aWV3uY3SIEZVbmv45oFWS
34:00 <Serenity> thats so fucking ugly
34:00 <Clarkson> haha anonymity "Why dont you flash your vadge officer lady, i mean badge, sexy officer lady"
35:00 <Loof> it's the ones i hate that i have to react
35:00 <Loof> otherwise it's just a lol
35:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oh pro protip: the ignition needs to be on for a charger to work in the car
35:00 <Blitzkrieg> -.-
36:00 <simba> lol
36:00 <simba> chu dat
42:00 <Loof> this place is dead when there's no bickering :(
42:00 <Loof> yawn
42:00 <simba> thats exactly what i just thought
42:00 <simba> lollll
42:00 <Serenity> im being a l337 haX0r
42:00 <simba> so anyway, about this cannabis thing
42:00 <Serenity> not realyl im fixing this script
43:00 <simba> can you make me 2
43:00 <simba> 1
43:00 <Serenity> Now Playing: "Red Light Special - TLC" 05:04 (1994)
43:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/sM7Jf.jpg lol wut
43:00 <Loof> check out the big brain on serenity!
43:00 <Loof> how do you fit through the door?
43:00 <Loof> :P
43:00 <Serenity> i have an extra wide door
44:00 <Serenity> duh
44:00 <Serenity> Now Playing: "Have You Ever - Brandy" 04:33 (1998)
44:00 <Serenity> yay
44:00 <Loof> my wife has a very narrow door
44:00 <Loof> most asians do
44:00 <Serenity> 3Now Playing: "Have You Ever - Brandy" 04:33 (1998)
45:00 <Loof> play some reggae
45:00 <Loof> or metal
45:00 <Loof> or rock
45:00 <Serenity> nahhh
46:00 <Serenity> my inner 12 year old is out atm
46:00 <Loof> lol
46:00 <Loof> ouch
46:00 <stylesp> hi
46:00 <clown> inner hey
46:00 <Loof> wot
47:00 <stylesp> huh
47:00 <clown> metal
47:00 <clown> doom metal?
47:00 <clown> clown metal?
47:00 <clown> what metal
47:00 <Blitzkrieg> 12yr old? 
47:00 <Serenity> ye i was 12 in 1998
47:00 <Blitzkrieg> Don't tell me Hanson is next...
47:00 <stylesp> lost
48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i was...
48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> in year 11
48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> in 98
48:00 <Blitzkrieg> Old lady
48:00 <Serenity> 3Now Playing: "MMMBop - Hanson" 04:28 (2005)
48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> pretty much
48:00 <Serenity> just for you cunt
48:00 <Clarkson> sex sex sex sex sex sex
48:00 <Blitzkrieg> ..... 
48:00 <Blitzkrieg> EAD
48:00 <^pHANTOM^> mmm plop..
48:00 <Serenity> youre older than me Blitzkrieg shut your face
48:00 <Blitzkrieg> Not you 
48:00 <Blitzkrieg> Kate
48:00 <stylesp> milf
48:00 <Serenity> oh
49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
49:00 <clown> were you were in 86 Serenity?
49:00 <clown> born*
49:00 <Serenity> MMMBOP SDGJKFDSKJLGHSKDFJ DO BOP
49:00 <Serenity> yes clown.
49:00 <Serenity> obv
49:00 <clown> im older than you
49:00 <clown> :D
49:00 <Serenity> most people are
49:00 <psYbR> lol hanson
49:00 <psYbR> love it
49:00 <stylesp> 94
50:00 <Serenity> i was a huge hanson fan...
50:00 <clown> old cunts
50:00 <psYbR> wheatus :3
50:00 <clown> nirvana
50:00 <Loof> i'm just glad b1 is around so i'm not the oldest
50:00 <clown> alice in chains
50:00 <Loof> lol
50:00 <clown> pearl jam
50:00 <stylesp> cypress hill
50:00 <Loof> stone temple pilots
50:00 <Loof> nine inch nails
50:00 <clown> niggers
50:00 <Serenity> oooh
50:00 <Loof> primus
51:00 <clown> ugly kid joe
51:00 <clown> faith no more
51:00 <Serenity> 3Now Playing: "Come As You Are - Nirvana" 03:39 (1991)
51:00 <Loof> epic stuff
51:00 <clown> play ugly kid joe - heavy metal
51:00 <^pHANTOM^> good tune Serenity
51:00 <clown> PLEASE
51:00 <Serenity> yeps
51:00 <clown> please*
51:00 <stylesp> come on who is game to say elvis, i am not
51:00 <clown> but thats a good tune too
51:00 <Loof> elvis had one good song
51:00 <Loof> i hve to admit
51:00 <clown> elvis is a bad motherfucker
52:00 <clown> i like elvis
52:00 <Blitzkrieg> So do I 
52:00 <clown> singing to bitches
52:00 <Clarkson> i should gave that bitch my credit cards
52:00 <clown> get some bitches
52:00 <Loof> i dont know enough about him
52:00 <stylesp> beatles then
52:00 <psYbR> bitches love credit cards
52:00 <Clarkson> another friend while at a pub cameout of the closet and i was the first person he told that he was gay
52:00 <stylesp> so you kissed him?
53:00 <clown> did you suck his dick?
53:00 <psYbR> did you lick his ring hole
53:00 <clown> bareback fuckerage
53:00 <clown> ?
53:00 <stylesp> oh arent we all kind
54:00 <Serenity> jeepers
54:00 <Loof> i could use a cold shower or a right seeing to
54:00 <Loof> either or
54:00 <stylesp> loof was that getting you excited
54:00 <clown> i need to shit
54:00 <Loof> lol
54:00 <Serenity> 3Now Playing: "Even Flow - Pearl Jam" 04:54 (1991)
54:00 <clown> play me some ugly kid joe
54:00 <clown> please
54:00 <clown> while im shitting
54:00 <Serenity> ummm
54:00 <Serenity> no
55:00 <Loof> lol
55:00 <^pHANTOM^> eww.
55:00 <clown> fuck sake
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> um
55:00 <clown> it helps
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> fucking weirdos!
55:00 <stylesp> clown seems clarkson will be happy to catch it
55:00 <Clarkson> left earpiece has gone shit
55:00 <clown> pearl jam makes it crawl back up
55:00 <Loof> how's a guy supposed to poo without ugly kid joe?
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> You shit to music? 
55:00 <Loof> have a heart
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> Wtf
55:00 <clown> yep
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> weirdo
55:00 <clown> good music
55:00 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <clown> not shit music
55:00 <Clarkson> when i pushed my penis inside bassbabe
55:00 <Serenity> theres not much UKJ on spotify
55:00 <clown> yeah i know
55:00 <clown> :/
55:00 <clown> its fucked
55:00 <clown> so i have CDs
56:00 <stylesp> pandora is better
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> People still own cds? 
56:00 <Loof> do you have sub sez, or adds?
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loll
56:00 <clown> orginal cds of ukj
56:00 <clown> yes
56:00 <clown> 1991 EP cunts
56:00 <Serenity> wot
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oh right 
56:00 <Loof> subscription?
56:00 <Serenity> oh
56:00 <Serenity> nah
56:00 <clown> so fuck it
56:00 <Loof> a bummer
56:00 <Clarkson> all having views on shit
56:00 <stylesp> anyone got some 420?
56:00 <clown> CD and shit
57:00 <Loof> fuck weed, i just want some milk with extra fat in it
57:00 <British^Meat> drugs r bad
57:00 <Clarkson> iue gotta stop using u lot 4 sex
57:00 <faux> Gosh darn
57:00 <faux> Worst thing about living alone
57:00 <faux> Running out of toilet paper 
57:00 <TheRiddler> said anotherirc3r not once
58:00 <British^Meat> you should all stop doing every drug RN
58:00 <British^Meat> coz
58:00 <faux> While you're on the toilet. 
58:00 <Loof> none of this skim shite
58:00 <TheRiddler> what did you use faux
58:00 <Loof> or milk powder puke
58:00 <clown> hands?
58:00 <Serenity> what about milk straight from the cow
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <faux> I jumped in the shoeer
58:00 <Serenity> with the fat still on top
58:00 <faux> Shower
58:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
58:00 <anotherirc3r> lol TheRiddler
58:00 <Loof> mmmmm yum
58:00 <clown> you shower and shit?
58:00 <anotherirc3r> go find an egg, creep
58:00 <Serenity> she shits in the shower
58:00 <faux> No i shit then shower
58:00 <Clarkson> he calles me a dirty rotton whore the other day coz i wouldnt make him a coffee LMFAO
58:00 <clown> runny shit
58:00 <Serenity> pokes it down with her toes
59:00 <faux> Watch your mouth anotherircer
59:00 <clown> i let the shower wash my arse crack
59:00 <clown> shit going down the drain
59:00 <clown> feels better
59:00 <Serenity> ew
59:00 <faux> Great
59:00 <Loof> same if i'm about to have a shower i dont bother wiping
59:00 <clown> after a chilli shit
59:00 <Clarkson> but nice tits :/
59:00 <TheRiddler> I'd like a boiled egg
59:00 <stylesp> all the milk powder is going overseas
00:00 <clown> eat a bowl of chilli and go for a shower shit
00:00 <Clarkson> and shit you out too
00:00 <Loof> lol
00:00 <Serenity> go find an egg.. lol
00:00 <flammable> Gross
00:00 <Blitzkrieg> This convo is goin downhill fast. 
00:00 <clown> extra spicy
00:00 <flammable> Staahp
00:00 <clown> meat sauce
00:00 <faux> Is clown pong
00:00 <faux> Or another poo obsessed idot
00:00 <clown> no
00:00 <faux> Idiot
00:00 <British^Meat> meat
00:00 <clown> meat shit
00:00 <clown> meaty shit
00:00 <Blitzkrieg> It's too literate for pong
00:00 <clown> indeed
00:00 <Loof> i like this clown guy, hope he stays :)
00:00 <Serenity> 3Now Playing: "Interstate Love Song - Stone Temple Pilots" 03:14 (1994)
00:00 <clown> pong sounds like a shit gone wrong
01:00 <Serenity> no idea who it is
01:00 <clown> its gone up on the roof not in the shower
01:00 <British^Meat> is #NerdHacks the new #cats?
01:00 <Loof> lol
01:00 <Loof> haha
01:00 <TheRiddler> pretty much
01:00 <faux> Idk I don't join shit channels
01:00 <clown> shit :D
01:00 <Clarkson> u fukn reffo cunt
01:00 <TheRiddler> it's ran by pollock n bd is in it
01:00 <flammable> AustNet is only shit channels
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <British^Meat> gross
01:00 <Serenity> yes British^Meat
01:00 <faux> nah mine is good
02:00 <faux> I have a no retard policy
02:00 <Clarkson> why u such a bitch for
02:00 <flammable> Whats your channel faux
02:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool 
02:00 <faux> Cos fuck you clarkson
02:00 <Clarkson> nah unique hes only been wanting to get his penis wet all week
02:00 <clown> Clarkson
02:00 <Clarkson> nu uh sorry these boobs arent free for all
02:00 <Loof> we why talk to british^meathead
02:00 <clown> r u daniel
02:00 <clown> ?
02:00 <Loof> ew*
02:00 <clown> useless cunt
02:00 <faux> noticed u cos spam etc
02:00 <Loof> sif anyone talks to british meathead
02:00 <British^Meat> <Loof> i never start it
02:00 <Serenity> 3Now Playing: "Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden" 05:19 (1994)
02:00 <Serenity> spammmm
02:00 <British^Meat> Hows that working out for ya?
02:00 <clown> Serenity
02:00 <clown> fuck yeah
02:00 <flammable> Cant join it faux
02:00 <faux> Oh u need teh key
03:00 <clown> 50 bucks to you
03:00 <Serenity> cheers bro
03:00 <flammable> Can i has?
03:00 <faux> yah notice 
03:00 <clown> no fuck off and die cunt
03:00 <Loof> that will get you the works!
03:00 <Clarkson> where the hell did sexpanthers come from?
03:00 <Serenity> R.I.P flammable
03:00 <stylesp> can we have the key then?
03:00 <faux> no
03:00 <faux> Idk u
03:00 <faux> lol
03:00 <flammable> Why am i RIPing?
04:00 <stylesp> so how can we join if you wont give the key?
04:00 <faux> U can't join 
04:00 <Serenity> they dont want you
04:00 <flammable> Youre a dud that's why
04:00 <faux> I only want people I know/like in there
04:00 <Blitzkrieg> That's the idea behind the key
04:00 <faux> Lol
04:00 <faux> And idk u
04:00 <faux> soz
05:00 <BlackDevil> TheRiddler, its not run by pollock
05:00 <BlackDevil> and yes im in it
05:00 <TheRiddler> oh
05:00 <BlackDevil> hate much
05:00 <TheRiddler> who runs it
05:00 <stylesp> so there is no one in the channel then
05:00 <flammable> Hey Mew
05:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <BlackDevil> i know who runs it, thats what matters
06:00 <faux> Shhh stylesp
06:00 <TheRiddler> yes I hate pollock lol
06:00 <Loof> just really really smart bots
06:00 <Serenity> its stevens TheRiddler
06:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
06:00 <BlackDevil> and you thinking of me engaging in there conversations is sad
06:00 <TheRiddler> stevens with _
06:00 <Serenity> yerp
06:00 <faux> Why join if u don't engage in the convos 
06:00 <clown> is nerdhacks a shit channel?
06:00 <BlackDevil> monitor?
06:00 <faux> wEiRd
06:00 <Loof> god now faux has ops i just have to put up with theriddler :(
06:00 <Loof> thanks sez
06:00 <Loof> :P
07:00 <Serenity> lol he was here anyway
07:00 <faux> shut your noise hole cumrag
07:00 <Loof> yeah but i cant say shit
07:00 <Clarkson> queerant penetrates his own asshole with a cucumber
07:00 <stylesp> will pay when i am in the channel
07:00 <TheRiddler> all I saw was pollocks ops and had enough
07:00 <Serenity> what
07:00 <Blitzkrieg> Is queerant still alive? 
07:00 <faux> gross clarkson 
07:00 <Clarkson> gone to hell
07:00 <Serenity> yes
07:00 <faux> LOL
08:00 <faux> Queerants voice gave me anxiety 
08:00 <faux> Like severelt
08:00 <TheRiddler> does it sound rapey?
08:00 <Blitzkrieg> He was alright 
08:00 <stylesp> fauz you ok
08:00 <faux> We used to group skype and I contemplated suicide the entire time
08:00 <TheRiddler> I'm gonna rape your soft fleshy armpit
08:00 <Serenity> 3Now Playing: "My Hero - Foo Fighters" 04:20 (1997)
08:00 <flammable> Lol... Wow
09:00 <Serenity> ant rung me a few times
09:00 <TheRiddler> say it in queerants voice lol
09:00 <Serenity> one was at like 3am to sing happy birthday
09:00 <faux> loool ash
09:00 <Loof> play some juggalo music
09:00 <Serenity> no ty
09:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
09:00 <flammable> Juggalos are fucking weird
09:00 <faux> Didn't I send u a voice clip of me saying I wanna fucj ur butt with a hammer 
09:00 <faux> In a baby voice 
10:00 <TheRiddler> yes
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <faux> roooofl
10:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
10:00 <faux> I'm so weird
10:00 <Serenity> your normal voice is a baby voice
10:00 <faux> Eat dicks
10:00 <Serenity> u
10:00 <faux> I can do a kids voice
10:00 <Skirmish> She does, by the bag full. 
10:00 <faux> I can do a million voices it's me only talent
10:00 <stylesp> we didnt hear it
10:00 <faux> Cos it wasn't 4 u
10:00 <faux> Who is this guy 
10:00 <Skirmish> You could be the next Fluffy comedian faux. 
11:00 <Serenity> i dunno hes weird
11:00 <faux> He's ok 
11:00 <faux> Just curious george
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Clown seems familiar 
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Unsure why
11:00 <Loof> you defintely will never be a comedian skumish
11:00 <faux> Cos he talks like evry other spastic
11:00 <Loof> not if that was supposed to be a jokie anyway
12:00 <faux> a jokie
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> No faux.. This is different level spastic
12:00 <faux> Oh 
12:00 <Skirmish> lol Ethan had to write a fiction piece for english a little while ago and he asked me for ideas and I convinced him to do a story about Furious George, the curious monkey with a rare disease from the amazon that turns killer. 
12:00 <faux> jesus
12:00 <Skirmish> We laughed so much whilst brainstorming that. 
12:00 <faux> Did he fail
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ethan is your kid yes? 
12:00 <Loof> he probably thougth that was quite clever
12:00 <clown> oi
12:00 <Loof> dumb ass toy cop
12:00 <Skirmish> Nah he is aceing english. 
13:00 <faux> Loof enough 
13:00 <British^Meat> Is Loof starting? i didnt think he did that...
13:00 <Skirmish> Blitzkrieg: Yeah. 
13:00 <faux> I cant even warn thus cunt cos he has me on ignore 
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> Thought so
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> Memory is hazy
13:00 <clown> stylesp
13:00 <clown> unban me
13:00 <clown> now
13:00 <Serenity> [12:13pm] <@faux> Loof enough
13:00 <Serenity> lol
13:00 <faux> thx
13:00 <Skirmish> faux: They did horror as a topic in english, hence the twisted story line with killing. 
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> Faux, you're bot really on ignore
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> Not*
14:00 <Loof> i'm about to get banned for nothing
14:00 <Loof> remember how you said she wouldn't do that serenity
14:00 <Loof> you were wrong
14:00 <faux> No one's banning u u paranoid retard
14:00 <faux> I'm telling u to stfu
14:00 <Loof> she did it in cunts
14:00 <Serenity> wouldnt do what
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> TheRon: breasts
14:00 <Loof> ban me for nothing
14:00 <Skirmish> lol poor loof, always the victim. 
14:00 <Serenity> shes telling you to stop abusing people lol
14:00 <TheRon> YES!
14:00 <faux> cunts is my channel i can do what i like
14:00 <Clarkson> i only live with the person i'm having sex with
14:00 <Serenity> she didnt ban you
14:00 <Loof> shes about to
14:00 <Loof> i can feel it
14:00 <faux> lmao
14:00 <Serenity> well if you keep going
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> in your waters!
14:00 <Serenity> shes within her rights
14:00 <Skirmish> Get off the drugs dude. 
15:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loof, stop being a wank 
15:00 <faux> fuck me
15:00 <British^Meat> lol
15:00 <Clarkson> well eat shit 
15:00 <Clarkson> tea is good for your poop passages
15:00 <Loof> funny shit
15:00 <Clarkson> cuddles are fucking awesome.
15:00 <Blitzkrieg> And she won't 
15:00 <Serenity> having her ignored doesnt mean you get to ignore her warnings tho
15:00 <Loof> i predicted it
15:00 <British^Meat> "can feel it in me waters"
15:00 <TheRon> what did loof's wife do now?
15:00 <Mew> aw u guiz
15:00 <Skirmish> WWlWDN. 
15:00 <faux> Hey mewmew
15:00 <Loof> i dont start the shit
15:00 <Skirmish> Hey Mew. 
15:00 <Loof> just remember that
15:00 <Mew> hey foofski
15:00 <faux> .
15:00 <Serenity> hnngg
15:00 <faux> How's it
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> mew!
16:00 <Mew> it's banging m8
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loof, you're reminding me of tisk
16:00 <Mew> How's u
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> So bad right now
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> bout 30%
16:00 <faux> I'm wellll ty
16:00 <Loof> she'll just look for any excuse to bann me
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> He's always "the victim" 
16:00 <Loof> so predictable
16:00 <faux> Just had lunch so im fairly satisfied
16:00 <Loof> fuck this
16:00 <Clarkson> same ppl talking the same shit
16:00 <faux> He's trolling so hard
16:00 <Skirmish> His wife just threw his laptop across the room.
16:00 <faux> So i wont ban him 2 prove him wrong 
16:00 <faux> But I have no problem doing that
17:00 <TheRon> oh carn!
17:00 <faux> Cos he's a shit stirring idiot
17:00 <Serenity> see
17:00 <Serenity> now you know what i mean when i dont ban them sometimes
17:00 <clown> trolling?
17:00 <Serenity> its what they want
17:00 <clown> who
17:00 <clown> me?
17:00 <clown> ill troll cunts
17:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: People just want excuses to dwell in your pm. 
17:00 <faux> Yeah but the diff is i don't really care lol
17:00 <Serenity> i dont answer them anyway
17:00 <Serenity> i dnno why they bother
17:00 <Blitzkrieg> Omgggg
18:00 <faux> Sad sacks
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> Gangstas paradise
18:00 <Doodle> woo
18:00 <Doodle> done
18:00 <Skirmish> Blitzkrieg ... what's your address. I got ass-ma. 
18:00 <TheRon> caribbean queen, now we're sharing the same dream
18:00 <Doodle> knocked em off their feet
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> 1 high st
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> did you jizz on their face?
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> :D
18:00 <Doodle> no
18:00 <Serenity> 3Now Playing: "Gangsta's Paradise (feat. L.V.) - Coolio" 04:00 (1995)
18:00 <Doodle> lol
18:00 <Mew> first 3some?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
18:00 <Skirmish> lol
18:00 <Doodle> wut
18:00 <faux> Yay
19:00 <faux> GL
19:00 <TheRon> did you look down her top?
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> that's good tho doodle! `
19:00 <Doodle> was a panel
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> did they beg for you to come back
19:00 <Doodle> lol no
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
19:00 <Blitzkrieg> Were they hot
19:00 <TheRon> did you have to get naked?
19:00 <Blitzkrieg> ? 
19:00 <Doodle> its my old work 
19:00 <Doodle> fkn hell
19:00 <Clarkson> its the batteries that r a bitch
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> did you picture them in their underwear 
20:00 <Doodle> no
20:00 <katatonic_kate01_> simpson style
20:00 <faux> "Samsung patent points to foldable smartphones"
20:00 <faux> Why.
20:00 <katatonic_kate01_> best questiion?
20:00 <Mew> stupid sexy Flanders
20:00 <Doodle> what do you hate about working in a call centre
20:00 <Doodle> i said your faces
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> Talking to people 
20:00 <katatonic_kate01_> EVERYTHING!
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> Top answer 
20:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
20:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01_> fuck sakes how many hoot type characters are there
21:00 <Doodle> i need to get changed
21:00 <Doodle> effort
21:00 <faux> GIGGLE N HOOOOT
21:00 <Doodle> i might just laze around in my suit all afternoon
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> No! 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and the grandfather….
21:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and hoot a bell
21:00 <TheRiddler> owl eyes
21:00 <TheRon> doodle 420 time?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01_> great uncle hoot beard
21:00 <Doodle> sure is
22:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i'd do jimmy giggle 
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> I bet you would 
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, just said i would
22:00 <katatonic_kate01_> so what are you betting
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> Actually 
23:00 <TheRon> i reckon he'd talk like that during sex
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> That's a good time filler
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah hawt
23:00 <Doodle> .
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i always giggle during sex
23:00 <Clarkson> yea but he did not creat us guys to fuck guys
23:00 <Doodle> me too
23:00 <Doodle> cos i'm hilarious naked
23:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ah....
23:00 <TheRon> my hooker laughs at me
24:00 <Doodle> i giggle then i jiggle
24:00 <katatonic_kate01_> me too
24:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
26:00 <invizzi> anyone paid for mIRC?
26:00 <simba> lol
26:00 <Skirmish> me
26:00 <simba> some ppl did
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yeah a snall handful 
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
27:00 <Doodle> thats why khaled can afford fur lined lizardskin thigh-boots
27:00 <Mew> Khaled would be rolling in cash and gash
27:00 <simba> snail handful
27:00 <invizzi> he doesn't even show his face when i run the client anymore
27:00 <Doodle> he is frolicking in vodka flavoured clover
27:00 <Doodle> too busy
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Small*
27:00 <Doodle> for photos
27:00 <Skirmish> I used to use a crack ... but got to a point where I didn't want to keep finding it to download so I just paid for it. 
27:00 <TheRon> you used to use crack?
28:00 <Skirmish> Yes, I got it for free. 
28:00 <Mew> that's cos his face is covered in primo muff 24/7 no ones seen khaled for years
28:00 <British^Meat> Mew face
28:00 <British^Meat> greets
28:00 <British^Meat> have u and Mr ben been to St Kilda?
28:00 <Doodle> thats cos he works for isis
28:00 <British^Meat> like, the st kilda over here
28:00 <Mew> hello bm!
29:00 <Mew> with the playground?
29:00 <British^Meat> jah
29:00 <British^Meat> has been overhauled
29:00 <Mew> :I
29:00 <British^Meat> you cant piss down the slides anymore
29:00 <TheRon> the beach the peir luna park and the hookers??
29:00 <Mew> :O*
29:00 <British^Meat> anyways thier building a new castle thing!
29:00 <British^Meat> and like, you've got a kid and should go
29:00 <British^Meat> :|
30:00 <simba> august is birthday month
30:00 <Mew> I hope it's magic mountain v2.0
30:00 <British^Meat> when are you's next passing through G-town?
30:00 <British^Meat> coz nothings changed
30:00 <British^Meat> oh, we'll have a bunnings soon
30:00 <British^Meat> its all the rage atm
31:00 <Mew> Ben went to the 24hr trial out that way a few weeks back
31:00 <TheRon> is adelaide just getting a bunnings?
31:00 <British^Meat> Sweet, i nearly went, but shit it was cold
31:00 <Clarkson> ringme 4 sex 0421341591
31:00 <Mew> What's Bunnings?
31:00 <TheRon> so it's not just the half hour you are behind
32:00 <British^Meat> we used to go every year, but i just cannot be arsed anymore
32:00 <clown> fuck this
32:00 <British^Meat> ok
32:00 <Mew> he slept in a swag and it rained
32:00 <TheRon> send in the clowns
32:00 <Mew> fail
33:00 <clown> send in the rons
33:00 <Doodle> they're already here
33:00 <clown> sup cunt
33:00 <invizzi> comfy rain is here
33:00 <British^Meat> wish i had a swag...
33:00 <clown> fuck i feel like another shit coming on
34:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: We just had a suburb here in Newcastle open up it's second Bunnings store 3km apart from each other. 
34:00 <Skirmish> Giant hardware stores are like the plague. 
34:00 <TheRon> i turn up to kids parties dressed as a 40 yo alcoholic in a clown suit
34:00 <British^Meat> crikeys
34:00 <British^Meat> yer
34:00 <British^Meat> they are the new mobile phone shops or coffee places
35:00 <British^Meat> we already have a mitre 10 here, and another bunnings 10 mins down the road
35:00 <British^Meat> 2 coles :/
35:00 <invizzi> i wanna see this ufc fight with that ronda rousey chick
35:00 <Serenity> woah two coles..
36:00 <British^Meat> i admit, the latter is a bit convenient since its brand new, and around the corner
36:00 <British^Meat> but i feel dirty going there
36:00 <TheRon> you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round
36:00 <invizzi> meh she fights like a girl
37:00 <TheRon> i'd like rohnda rousey to overpower
37:00 <TheRon> me
37:00 <invizzi> id like to have an abusive relationship with her
38:00 <TheRiddler> she's single
39:00 <TheRon> i'i'd like her to put me in some painful submission holds
40:00 <invizzi> wow rowdy roddy piper died.. i didnt even know.. damn
41:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh couple days ago
42:00 <ShadowLurker> And the rain will kill us all...
42:00 <ShadowLurker> We throw ourselves against the wall
42:00 <ShadowLurker> But no one else can see
42:00 <ShadowLurker> The preservation of the martyr in me
42:00 <ShadowLurker> \o/
44:00 <invizzi> thats what ISIS listen to
44:00 <British^Meat> yer
44:00 <British^Meat> rip roddy
44:00 <British^Meat> all the good ares are dyin
44:00 <ShadowLurker> dat hair doe
44:00 <British^Meat> macho, ultimate, gone
45:00 <TheRon> ISIISIS listens to phil collins
45:00 <British^Meat> next is the texas tornado and then British bulldog
45:00 <TheRon> bulldog is dead
45:00 <British^Meat> shit tornado is dead
45:00 <British^Meat> died in 93 :/
46:00 <faux> Good GBA games kgo
46:00 <TheRon> kamala is still going
46:00 <ShadowLurker> pokemon
46:00 <invizzi> beetlejuice is a good gb original game
46:00 <TheRon> lost a leg due to diabetes but still alive
46:00 <faux> Nah something I haven't played
46:00 <faux> Mfo
46:00 <faux> kgo
46:00 <invizzi> dr franken
47:00 <faux> I'm playing golden sun atm but I need a break Cos it's making me angry
47:00 <simba> play pokemon leaf green thru with me
47:00 <ShadowLurker> smash ur own button for a while
47:00 <simba> or play fire emblem
47:00 <faux> I did like 89 times yesterday 
47:00 <simba> get fire emblem get fire emblem get fire emblem get fire emblem get fire emblem 
47:00 <simba> doz
47:00 <faux> oh
47:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
48:00 <faux> Didn't I do fire emblem
48:00 <faux> Which one did i finish lol
48:00 <faux> Fire redz
48:00 <simba> u def didnt do fire emblem
48:00 <faux> K
48:00 <faux> I'll download 
48:00 <faux> But 
49:00 <faux> The whole fighting thing is teh same idea as golden sun I want something diff
51:00 <invizzi> i wish there was a game like phantasmagoria ii. that was fucking weird
51:00 <Serenity> phew
51:00 <TheRon> simply iresistable 
52:00 <Skirmish> Slipknot ftw
52:00 <anotherirc3r> best game is Terranigma
53:00 <TheRon> robert palmer is better than slipknot
53:00 <ShadowLurker> not just any slipknot
53:00 <clown> how so
53:00 <clown> he's dead
53:00 <ShadowLurker> dubstep slipknot
54:00 <TheRon> john mellencamp beats slipknot
55:00 <Skirmish> Gizalink
55:00 <simba> dubste[p
55:00 <TheRon> DUDSTEP!
56:00 <Serenity> ur a dudstep
56:00 <TheRon> i rock!
57:00 <TheRon> so many songs written about me
57:00 <Skirmish> not as much as slipknot. 
57:00 <TheRon> "you're just too good to be true.........."
57:00 <ShadowLurker> its almost a dupe R34
57:00 <ShadowLurker> if there is a song there is dubstep of it
59:00 <TheRon> frakie valli and the four seasons?
00:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DJEvd4JzI0
00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Grease - Frankie Valli (DubStep Remix) Views: 5,639 Uploader: Cleo M Uploaded: Aug 31, 2012 Duration: 4m52s Rating: 2.17
00:00 <ShadowLurker> its not great
01:00 <ShadowLurker> but it exists
01:00 <TheRon> damn!
04:00 <TheRon> jimmi hendrix should'nt be dubstepped
05:00 <TheRon> one is the lonliest number that you'll ever do
11:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Loof
11:00 <TheRon> http://twitter.com/backupbear/status/623000253667540993/photo/1, bronwyn bishop watering the garden
12:00 <milk> she's gawn
12:00 <TheRon> oh yes
12:00 <milk> next sucker
13:00 <TheRon> helicopter to a liberal party member's wedding
13:00 <TheRon> you can't defend it
13:00 <Loof>  /ignore dematerialised
13:00 <dematerialised> that was easy
13:00 <British^Meat> .
14:00 <clown> cunts
15:00 <TheRon> anotherirc3r: like steely dan?
15:00 <Doodle> do you think clown cunts would have huge red smiles around them
15:00 <Serenity> lolll
15:00 <Clarkson> if half the shit he told me he did in thailand is true he is an animal
15:00 <Doodle> and a big red nose on their clit
16:00 <Doodle> mmm
16:00 <TheRon> Doodle: have you got a like a big dick bong like off ted 2?
16:00 <Clarkson> good shit bealger
16:00 <Doodle> no TheRon
16:00 <TheRon> for some reason i thought you might
16:00 <TheRon> is there a bong with breasts on them?
17:00 <Clarkson> i'm dead sexy
17:00 <TheRon> fat bastard!
20:00 <Doodle> i think there is
20:00 <TheRon> doobie brothers - taking it to the streets
23:00 <flammable> Every time i see TheRon's name im reminded of charlize theron
23:00 <Doodle> heh
23:00 <Doodle> i'm sure TheRon is better looking
23:00 <flammable> Lol
23:00 <Doodle> and has nicer breasts
23:00 <Clarkson> u dirty sick demented fuck
23:00 <TheRon> i am sexier
23:00 <Doodle> lol stfu Clarky
23:00 <Clarkson> that u better now fucking get rid of it
23:00 <TheRon> my breasts are real
23:00 <flammable> TheRon would make a good Imperator furiosa
24:00 <Doodle> a what now
24:00 <flammable> Go see mad max
24:00 <Doodle> sounds like what i wake up with in the morning
24:00 <Doodle> Imperator furiosa
24:00 <flammable> Impenisor furiboner
24:00 <Doodle> lmao
24:00 <Doodle> thats the porno version of mad max
25:00 <flammable> Loof sniffs jenkem
25:00 <TheRon> is The Ring a porno movie??
25:00 <Doodle> ewww
25:00 <Doodle> yes
25:00 <Doodle> it has a lot of
25:00 <Doodle> orgasm faces
25:00 <TheRon> hot chocolate - you sexy thing
26:00 <Doodle> i had that song in my head this morning
26:00 <TheRon> it's about me
26:00 <Doodle> ehehehehe
27:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Living Colour - Love Rears Its Ugly Head.mp3 (3.98MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:20)
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Asl
28:00 <Doodle> Mewrozone
28:00 <Doodle> hows it hanging
29:00 <Serenity> someone get me cake plz
29:00 <Doodle> i have some
29:00 <Doodle> but its in my jocks
29:00 <Blitzkrieg> Mewrozone sounds like a cold and flu tablet
29:00 <Mew> it is
30:00 <Doodle> :@)
30:00 <faux> rude
30:00 <Mew> suppository cold n flu
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <Doodle> sif
30:00 <faux> Don't make me send u clips of me burping
30:00 <Doodle> for anal sneezing Mew?
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> No wonder Doodle has em
30:00 <Doodle> lol 
30:00 <Doodle> pls dont
30:00 <Doodle> send me clips of you giggling
30:00 <faux> k
30:00 <Doodle> eeeee
30:00 <Mew> and snotty dickholes
31:00 <Mew> ha
31:00 <Doodle> whoah
31:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <faux> Done
31:00 <Doodle> now i have to get up and get me fone m8
31:00 <Doodle> jeez
31:00 <faux> THEN DONT ASK
31:00 <Doodle> ehehehehehhehehhehhehehhehehe
31:00 <faux> lmao
31:00 <faux> brrp
32:00 <Doodle> lol nice one
32:00 <faux> :')
32:00 <faux> I'm such a lady
32:00 <Doodle> lol chezza
33:00 <TheRon> faux can you fart the alphabet?
33:00 <faux> I wish
33:00 <Doodle> one of my old workmates interviewed me, she is a bogan too
33:00 <Doodle> she said i looked shwave
33:00 <faux> TOO
33:00 <Doodle> .
33:00 <faux> Lmao
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> That'd be one talented arse
33:00 <Doodle> as well as chez
34:00 <faux> SHWAVE
34:00 <Doodle> i told her i dressed up for her 
34:00 <Doodle> haha yeee
34:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hook up tonight? 
34:00 <Doodle> what
34:00 <Doodle> no
34:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolll
34:00 <Doodle> she is my age tho
34:00 <Doodle> but has like 2 kids on their 20s
34:00 <Doodle> in
34:00 <Blitzkrieg> But you looked shwave! 
35:00 <Doodle> ehehe
35:00 <Blitzkrieg> There ya go
35:00 <faux> So she had them when she was 30
35:00 <faux> eheheheheheheeeheheheheehee
35:00 <Doodle> lol stfu
35:00 <faux> lmao
35:00 <Skirmish> SHWAVE SHFIFTY FIVE
35:00 <Blitzkrieg> What's her name
35:00 <Doodle> omg
36:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Group X - Schfifty-Five.mp3 (1.97MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:09)
36:00 <Doodle> teneille
36:00 <TheRon> but that's when a sport was a sport and groovin' was groovin'
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> TheRon: Do you have any breasts to share? 
36:00 <Doodle> here ya go Skirmish:
36:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJvmjV9RwFk
36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 458 Italia In Traffic Views: 2 Uploader: ZenkiFc01 Uploaded: Aug 3, 2015 Duration: 0m39s Rating: N/A
36:00 <faux> I knew a teneille once
36:00 <faux> She was a big cumdumpster
37:00 <Skirmish> Loved the D
37:00 <Doodle> yeah
37:00 <Doodle> i think they all are
37:00 <faux> She dated my exes brother 
37:00 <faux> So she thought that made us best friends 
37:00 <invizzi> i want one
37:00 <faux> She would sit in my lap and be like HEEEEY
37:00 <faux> I'm like can u stop breathing so much u smell like cum
37:00 <Doodle> olawd
37:00 <faux> And she would laugh thinking I'm joking
37:00 <faux> nom
38:00 <faux> NO.*
38:00 <Doodle> hahahaha*gargle*
38:00 <Doodle> like that?
38:00 <faux> LOOL
38:00 <milk> maybe she had cum in her hair
38:00 <faux> She was yuck 
38:00 <Doodle> maybe she had cum everywhere
38:00 <milk> did she talk about how she does anal?
38:00 <Serenity> thats revolting
38:00 <faux> yea I wouldn't be surprised if she coughed and globs of cum flew out her hutt
38:00 <faux> And butt 
38:00 <Serenity> FAUX
39:00 <Serenity> omg
39:00 <faux> Hi
39:00 <invizzi> did she burp cum bubbles?
39:00 <Clarkson> but yeh, its character of evil that people become in image except each person who hits that place has all been found to end up doing the weird assed movie shit
39:00 <Serenity> thats rancid lol
39:00 <faux> Lol
39:00 <faux> She was :'(
39:00 <Doodle> rancid cum
39:00 <Clarkson> because it dries the fuck out of your mouth!
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> And fauxs bestie
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
39:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Rancid - Brad Logan.mp3 (5.21MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:41)
39:00 <faux> lool clarky
39:00 <Clarkson> i feel like shit
39:00 <faux> me2
39:00 <faux> Let's nap clarksin
39:00 <Clarkson> blackdev enjoys porn
39:00 <Doodle> lol clarksin
39:00 <Clarkson> i'd get kicked out of top model.. assuming i ever got in.. for knocking those annoying little shits out
39:00 <faux> k
39:00 <Blitzkrieg> Old news clarkson
39:00 <Clarkson> I can just fuck off at 100km/hr at the lights from them
40:00 <Doodle> lol
40:00 <Blitzkrieg> That screans marko
40:00 <Doodle> probably was
40:00 <Blitzkrieg> Screams too
40:00 <Blitzkrieg> Typing too fast
40:00 <Doodle> at 100km/h?
41:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yes! 
41:00 <Doodle> @mp3 James Brown Vs Prince - Sexy Kiss Machine.mp3 (7.09MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 5:09)
42:00 <Blitzkrieg> But my brain only goes at 9 km/r
42:00 <Blitzkrieg> Er
42:00 <Blitzkrieg> 99
42:00 <Doodle> +h
42:00 <faux> per rour
42:00 <faux> -- asian
42:00 <Blitzkrieg> Wow I fucked that up
43:00 <TheRon> have a beer
43:00 <Blitzkrieg> Good idea
43:00 <TheRon> i'm an ideas man
43:00 <flammable> Mongorian
43:00 <faux> Ramb
44:00 <TheRon> a song for the ladies, tom petty - don't do me like that
45:00 <Doodle> wacist
46:00 <TheRon> adam goodes
46:00 <TheRon> is it wrong to call the goodes family ewoks??
46:00 <faux> What's that
47:00 <TheRon> whats an ewok?
47:00 <faux> Yuh
47:00 <Skirmish> My god. 
47:00 <invizzi> ... wow
47:00 <Skirmish> You don't know what an ewok is? 
47:00 <faux> ok
47:00 <Skirmish> Sheltered. 
47:00 <faux> No or I wouldn't have aaked
47:00 <faux> Asked
47:00 <TheRon> sstar wars
47:00 <faux> Oh ew
47:00 <invizzi> thats sad
47:00 <Doodle> oh god
47:00 <flammable> TheRon looks like an ewok i bet
48:00 <Doodle> i do from below
48:00 <faux> Lol so sheltered cos I haven't seen a movie 
48:00 <faux> AH yes
48:00 <flammable> Talks like one
48:00 <Loof> what's the temp there Doodle?
48:00 <TheRon> their faces just remind me of ewoks
48:00 <Loof> so cold here
48:00 <Skirmish> http://vitriolrecords.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ewok-300x259.png      <---- Ewok. Also looks like some austnet girls. 
48:00 <Doodle> 6.5 Loof
48:00 <Loof> fuck 
48:00 <Loof> lol
48:00 <Doodle> me nips are hard as
48:00 <Loof> i'll stop complaining then lol
48:00 <TheRon> my nips are getting bigger
48:00 <faux> What's the diff between them and thT chewbacca dude
49:00 <flammable> Nice and warm here
49:00 <Doodle> about 4ft 
49:00 <Skirmish> About 5 and a half feet. 
49:00 <Loof> dayum
49:00 <TheRon> ahh the chewbacca defence
49:00 <Doodle> its warm in my house
49:00 <Loof> k cool :)
49:00 <simba> CHEWBACCA IS A WOOKIE
49:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Dre feat. Rick Ross - Chevy Ridin' High.mp3 (3.59MB 192kbps Stereo 2:36)
50:00 <Doodle> so's urmum
50:00 <Skirmish> You need to have a movie marathon faux and watch all of the star wars movies in order of their numbers, not release. 
50:00 <faux> I don't think I could watch it
50:00 <flammable> Its actually not bad
50:00 <TheRon> nahnah just watch eps 3 4 and 6
50:00 <invizzi> just watch the ewok made for tv movie
50:00 <Doodle> what if i drug you and put you in my couch fort faux
50:00 <faux> I'll murder your family
50:00 <flammable> I want a couch fort
50:00 <milk> you can get drugged on this channel?
51:00 <Doodle> oh sweet
51:00 <simba> have you seen LOTR
51:00 <Doodle> ye couch forts rule
51:00 <faux> One of my tutors used star wars as an example during a unit 
51:00 <invizzi> use /drugs
51:00 <faux> I was like can u mot
51:00 <flammable> Feel free to murdur mine
51:00 <faux> No simba
51:00 <faux> Gross
51:00 <faux> Don't they go for like 982 hours
51:00 <TheRon> simba i think i drank my way through a lord of the rings movie
51:00 <faux> It'd take me 6 months 
51:00 <TheRon> the rtwin towers i think
51:00 <Loof> ^
52:00 <Doodle> i saw the porn version
52:00 <Clarkson> that penus looks stroked out
52:00 <Loof> unless it's prescription drugs
52:00 <simba> yeah ive never seen them
52:00 <simba> theyre pretty gay
52:00 <Clarkson> make this shit look legit
52:00 <milk> everytime theres an overt homosexual hobbit reference have a drink
52:00 <faux> good
52:00 <simba> i mean in terms of star fantasy shit and warlock wizard shit, i know which one is gayer
52:00 <Doodle> both
52:00 <faux> U spelt cum wrong
52:00 <simba> theyre both.. gayer..
52:00 <Clarkson> so whats all this shit about all welfare people being drugs? Its a stereotype perpetrated by government media like that Housos show
53:00 <faux> loleolaolol
53:00 <Doodle> lolol
53:00 <TheRon> i see a red door and i want it painted black
53:00 <Doodle> yes simba
53:00 <Serenity> shut your legs fish breath
53:00 <flammable> Hot Serenity
53:00 <faux> lmao
53:00 <Doodle> theyre both gayer than a gypo's wagon wheel
53:00 <Doodle> gayer that a bag of butterflies
53:00 <faux> what
53:00 <Loof> i think star wars is gayer because it pretends to be sci fi when it's just pure fantasy no science at all
53:00 <TheRon> ted 2 called amanda seyfried golem
53:00 <milk> this one time I was burping a baby and it spit cum on my shoulder
53:00 <faux> I think simba is gayest cos he guzzles dicks
53:00 <Doodle> gayer than Blitzkrieg's 2 dads
53:00 <Serenity> GAYER THAN DOODLES PINK JOCKS
53:00 <Doodle> theyre not pink
53:00 <Doodle> theyre flesh coloured
53:00 <Serenity> hahaha
54:00 <faux> They're fuschia tyvm
54:00 <flammable> Whats wrong with pink undies?
54:00 <Doodle> heheheeeee
54:00 <Doodle> on me
54:00 <Doodle> no
54:00 <faux> UR BUTT 
54:00 <faux> :')
54:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Major Lazer - Bubble Butt.mp3 (6.78MB 192kbps Mono 4:56)
54:00 <flammable> What what in the butt
54:00 <Doodle> no thx
54:00 <faux> doodles butt is like a statue chiseled by michelangelo himself
55:00 <Doodle> rofl shut up
55:00 <faux> Never will I ever
55:00 <Doodle> its more like a melted candle
55:00 <faux> Lmaoo
55:00 <faux> That's not funny
55:00 <faux> shut your type hole
55:00 <Doodle> i know
55:00 <Doodle> its not fair to melted candles
55:00 <Serenity> id paypal doodle like 60c to wear pink undies for us
56:00 <Doodle> 60c
56:00 <Doodle> make it 65 and you're on
56:00 <Serenity> deal
56:00 <Doodle> wait
56:00 <Doodle> plus cost of pink undies
56:00 <faux> One cent for every year of his life
56:00 <Doodle> :/
56:00 <Doodle> ur so mean!
56:00 <Serenity> GOD you dont want much do you
57:00 <faux> Last night u were so into into it u told me secrets that u never told a soul u were so nervous and yet oh so comfortable as we explored ur cavernous cunt
57:00 <Clarkson> Bastardly_One dont be a cunt
57:00 <Doodle> whoah
57:00 <Serenity> clarky in for the kill
57:00 <Doodle> we bloody well did not
57:00 <Clarkson> he's an anus
57:00 <Doodle> .
57:00 <Serenity> ic
57:00 <faux> agreed clarky 
57:00 <Clarkson> then shit gets REAL
58:00 <faux> 2roight moit
58:00 <faux>  Clarky what are your thoughts on chez
58:00 <Clarkson> just have some angry sex and make up
58:00 <faux> oh
58:00 <Doodle> ok
58:00 <simba> faux lol are those dimmu borgir lyrics
58:00 <faux> No its boiz 2 men
59:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Boyz II Men - Motownphilly.mp3 (4.62MB 192kbps Stereo 3:21)
59:00 <Doodle> new jack swing stylez y0
01:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11836687_819424998172308_8160064279529368263_n.jpg?oh=e7b81eaf9db6bab23e48750a6ea7de0a&oe=564260FB&__gda__=1447424672_506e2504624ee221ec13de9d0a2b9ac3
02:00 <milk> tru dat
02:00 <British^Meat> how good was new jack city?
03:00 <Doodle> i never saw it
03:00 <Doodle> the hats were too big
03:00 <Doodle> for my liking
03:00 <invizzi> i like the movie Surviving the Game
03:00 <Doodle> wesley snipes in a beret i mean jesus
03:00 <British^Meat> lol
03:00 <British^Meat> true
03:00 <Doodle> haha kidding i just never saw it
04:00 <Doodle> is it worth a look
04:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Khia - My Neck, My Back.mp3 (3MB 128kbps Stereo 3:16)
04:00 <Serenity> no
04:00 <Doodle> ok
04:00 <Serenity> i dont know ive never seen it
04:00 <Doodle> oh
05:00 <Doodle> bloody hell sarah
05:00 <Clarkson> yeah my dad talks shit
05:00 <Doodle> you know i will believe you
05:00 <Doodle> same clarky
05:00 <Clarkson> and yer that gretel tart was a fucking witch
05:00 <Doodle> 2rite
06:00 <Serenity> ohh im a compulsive liar remember
06:00 <Doodle> is that a lie
06:00 <Serenity> IS IT??
06:00 <British^Meat> Serenity ruined austnet
06:00 <Serenity> whoo knowss
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <Doodle> Longie ruined austnet
06:00 <Serenity> Longie doesnt suck enough dick
07:00 <Serenity> thats his problem
07:00 <Doodle> he should probably take one out of his butt
07:00 <Doodle> along with his thumb
08:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street.mp3 (5.95MB 128kbps Stereo 6:29)
09:00 <simba> British^Meat get splatoon
09:00 <British^Meat> ok
09:00 <British^Meat> bbs
09:00 <simba> woot
18:00 <Skirmish> oh, I would also like to let you guys know that I went ahead and bought a new pair of joggers over the weekend. I hope you're all satisfied with your assassination of my footwear aspirations. I bought plain New Balance's. 
18:00 <Skirmish> That is all. 
19:00 <British^Meat> dude
19:00 <British^Meat> thats not cool
19:00 <British^Meat> that is not cool at all
20:00 <Skirmish> I know. They jointly killed my inner child who wanted air jordans. 
20:00 <British^Meat> i moved here in 1995, and i was quickly shown the ways of "cool sneakers"
20:00 <Skirmish> Murdered him.
20:00 <British^Meat> since no one in the UK gave a shit about what kind of footwear you wore this was all new to me, but i quickly learned that the shoes maketh the man
20:00 <Clarkson> does she fuck on the first date... 
21:00 <British^Meat> kids are arseholes: and i learned this very quickly too
21:00 <simba> shoes r important but not as important as dick girth
21:00 <British^Meat> coz i never had cool shoes, i just had, shoes
21:00 <faux> Idk why that sentence makes me so sad
21:00 <British^Meat> i have cool shoes now though :)
21:00 <faux>  like I'm about to cry
21:00 <dematerialised> people will hurt you
21:00 <British^Meat> DC, converse, Etnies
21:00 <dematerialised> people will desert you
22:00 <dematerialised> come into my living room
22:00 <faux> ew etnies
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <dematerialised> take all your clothes off
22:00 <British^Meat> But im not talking the panda tier of name brands....
22:00 <faux> etnies arent cool soz
22:00 <faux> They're fat skater shoes
22:00 <British^Meat> nah
22:00 <simba> yea fuk sk8 br8ndz
23:00 <faux> Doodle irl http://imgur.com/wsWrnh9
23:00 <Doodle> looool me at coles
23:00 <Serenity> i jist wore globes
24:00 <Serenity> just*
25:00 <British^Meat> my first pair of shoes in this country was a pair of "pro sports". I remember that day vividly
27:00 <Serenity> mum used to make me wear dunlops the tight bitch
27:00 <Serenity> then i got to about 11 and refused
28:00 <faux> simba check whatsapp
28:00 <faux> er
28:00 <faux> Snapchat
28:00 <Serenity> "dunlops used to be cool once" ywah when mum? 1937?
28:00 <TheRon> dragons win?
28:00 <faux> Yes
29:00 <faux> 46-24
29:00 <TheRon> awesome
29:00 <British^Meat> simba, u snapchat?
29:00 <faux> Wtf is thus http://imgur.com/cBzri0h
29:00 <faux> thus bru
30:00 <TheRon> cracklin' rosie get on board
31:00 <British^Meat> http://entertainment.dose.com/lists/16620/This-Girl-Is-A-Twerking-God-Except-When-She-Accidentally-Sh-ts-Herself-ab630-2
31:00 <British^Meat> the internet
31:00 <Serenity> the eff
32:00 <flammable> Classy
32:00 <dematerialised> because twerking is classy to begin with
32:00 <dematerialised> haha
33:00 <Serenity> has this twerking always been a thing?
33:00 <Serenity> i dont remember it being a thing 10 years ago
33:00 <dematerialised> its something that started in the dark ghetto of the us and should have stayed there
33:00 <dematerialised> where the people breed like rabid monkeys
33:00 <Serenity> i see
34:00 <TheRon> by the chick formerly known as hanna montana
35:00 <Serenity> she used to be so pretty
35:00 <TheRon> nows she's just slutty
36:00 <TheRon> is lindsay lohan still a lesbian?
36:00 <invizzi> i never knew she was
36:00 <Serenity> ^
37:00 <TheRon> i read way too much
37:00 <flammable> I told a guy i was a lesbian yesterday
38:00 <flammable> Its annoying, they dont take it as a sign a girl isnt interested
38:00 <TheRon> i'm a lesbian in a man's body
38:00 <invizzi> its funny that miley cyrus was criticized for being a crazy slut, now she is going on about being 'genderfluid' 
38:00 <TheRon> so are a lot of lesbians
38:00 <invizzi> all of a sudden she isn't crazy anymore...
38:00 <flammable> Ruby rose is 'gender fluid'
38:00 <TheRon> nah she's nuts
38:00 <flammable> Shes awesome
38:00 <invizzi> but its such a double standard
39:00 <invizzi> you can be a crazy slut, but if your a lesbian suddenly you are untouchable
39:00 <Clarkson> for 1 i'm not gay
39:00 <Serenity> i dont think gender fluid means youre a lesbian
39:00 <flammable> Dont lie Clarkson
39:00 <Clarkson> what porn you got
39:00 <Serenity> and what makes her a slut anyway? the way she dresses?
39:00 <TheRon> i think missy higgins likes women
40:00 <TheRon> could be the haircut
40:00 <Serenity> cant be enjoying sex. men do that without being called ugly names
40:00 <TheRon> men are legends
40:00 <faux>   lol
41:00 <invizzi> im refering mainly to the way she was being shown on the media around the time she twerked on mtv
41:00 <Loof> i'd eat her ass
41:00 <TheRon> i just stuffed a chicken breast and wrapped it in bacon
41:00 <Serenity> is that really slutty though? or just trashy
41:00 <TheRon> gonna be nom nom
42:00 <TheRon> i find the term slut an endearing term
42:00 <Clarkson> Yup porn time
42:00 <TheRon> they're great for blokes like me
42:00 <faux> What's ur definition of slut sez
42:00 <faux> Serious q
43:00 <TheRon> a sat night pick up artist?
43:00 <faux> shoosh u
43:00 <dematerialised> my sluts are friday nights
43:00 <Clarkson> must be hard to jerk off your penis when you dont have one
43:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <faux> bit rude clarky m8
43:00 <Clarkson> but yeah i want a nigger rifle
43:00 <TheRon> a woman with more than one partner?
43:00 <dematerialised> haha
43:00 <Serenity> i honestly dont know. Someone whos got no self respect. sleeping with someone while trying to fuck someone else at the same time? someone who lies to people to get dick
43:00 <faux> mmm
43:00 <Serenity> its not necessarily just multiple paetners to me
44:00 <faux> Yeah
44:00 <Serenity> partners
44:00 <faux> I getcha 
44:00 <dematerialised> what about a whore then
44:00 <TheRon> a whore is james packers wife
44:00 <Serenity> a whore isnt lying to anyone
44:00 <Clarkson> i never saw her sex vid
44:00 <Clarkson> fat chicks are DTF.. it's slang the kids use. for chicks that like to fuck
44:00 <TheRon> he's ugly as fuck
44:00 <Serenity> its a job
44:00 <dematerialised> lol TheRon
44:00 <dematerialised> doesnt' matter if you're ugly if you've got a big dick or lots of money
44:00 <Loof> i think miley is more honest now than her fake goody goody shit of the past
44:00 <Serenity> fucking multiple people in one day is a bit slutty
45:00 <dematerialised> so a prostitute is a slut but not a whore
45:00 <Serenity> i dont mind miley tbh shes just doong ehat she wants
45:00 <dematerialised> or are they whoresluts
45:00 <Loof> yep
45:00 <Serenity> no i dont think a prostitute is any
45:00 <Serenity> shes doing a job
45:00 <TheRon> fucking for money seems to be a whore
45:00 <Loof> anything that makes women more slutty i'm all for :P
45:00 <TheRon> anna nicole and that 90 yo
46:00 <Loof> she's a good influence
46:00 <Serenity> oh ffs
46:00 <invizzi> poor anna nicole
46:00 <Serenity> i was asked a question now hes gonna start
46:00 <Serenity> want me to stop talking dave?
46:00 <Serenity> no
47:00 <Serenity> oj h hes noticing me haha
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <Serenity> i was asked a question i answered mind your fucking business
47:00 <simba> hes gonna have 2 go back 2 reading daily thru his alt nicks
47:00 <British^Meat> LOL is this the guy who was recorded on the phone last night?
47:00 <Serenity> im on my phone it looks the same to me
47:00 <Serenity> i thought he was in here
47:00 <clown> super international cricket
47:00 <clown> fuck yeah
48:00 <British^Meat> that was fucking hilarious last night
48:00 <Clarkson> she needs to be cunt cornered
48:00 <dematerialised> i havent listened to them yet
48:00 <British^Meat> "oh im so scard of you dave"
48:00 <Serenity> i went to bed 
48:00 <dematerialised> i can only imagine they are cringeworthy
48:00 <simba> super fire emblem
48:00 <British^Meat> Dave: "You have no idea....."
48:00 <invizzi> super contra
48:00 <clown> thats a faggot game
49:00 <Loof> now that was a game
49:00 <Loof> yeah?
49:00 <clown> contra original was good
49:00 <Loof> true
49:00 <simba> mortal kontra
49:00 <clown> pfft
49:00 <British^Meat> Super probotector methinks
49:00 <clown> street fighter 2
49:00 <British^Meat> simba, your snapchat, do you actually do anything on it?
49:00 <invizzi> probotector was the robot version
49:00 <clown> super street fighter 2 turbo
49:00 <simba> only 4 women
49:00 <simba> ssf2 turbo
49:00 <British^Meat> gay
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <simba> gay shit 4 women
50:00 <flammable> Snapchat is hilarious
50:00 <invizzi> clayfighter tournement edition
50:00 <British^Meat> Stunt race FX
50:00 <Loof> i spent thousands on sf2 in the arcades
50:00 <simba> sf is good but smash bros is where its @@@@
50:00 <Loof> was hooked
50:00 <Loof> back in the day there'd be people lining up to play it
50:00 <simba> Loof is kevin haong
50:00 <Loof> lol
50:00 <TheRon> wong
51:00 <simba> greatest ssf2 arcade player of all time
51:00 <Loof> i was pretty good
51:00 <Loof> but not as good as my brother
51:00 <Loof> he went in a tournament not long ago
51:00 <Loof> in the city
51:00 <simba> evo
52:00 <TheRon> bloodsport is a great movie
52:00 <simba> who does he use
52:00 <simba> does he blaze it 
52:00 <Doodle> LEGALIZE
52:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
53:00 <dematerialised> "leave her alone or i'll break your neck"
53:00 <British^Meat> SO WHO DOES HE USE?
53:00 <Loof> not sure who he uses these days
53:00 <British^Meat> Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
53:00 <Loof> but he was beaten by e honda
54:00 <Loof> got to the final round
55:00 <TheRon> ted 2 name for weed "can you hel me get home?"
55:00 <TheRon> help
55:00 <simba> e honda i think i know that name lol
55:00 <simba> that pwns
55:00 <Loof> he's the big sumo guy
56:00 <simba> ohhhh
56:00 <simba> lmao
56:00 <simba> he must have mad mind games
56:00 <simba> find out ur bros tag i dare u
57:00 <flammable> Lol
57:00 <British^Meat> who did he use to lose to e honda?
57:00 <flammable> Let's add him and send porn
57:00 <Clarkson> we know u old cunt
57:00 <Doodle> add me and send porn
57:00 <Clarkson> lol@miley cyrus trying to be sexy on camera
57:00 <clown> niggers
58:00 <flammable> Niggersssss
58:00 <clown> i need to shit
58:00 <clown> fuckheads
58:00 <British^Meat> lol
58:00 <British^Meat> go tell that to the #cats crew mayyyyyte
58:00 <clown> ok
58:00 <clown> i did
58:00 <clown> nothing hapened
58:00 <simba> b nice
58:00 <clown> happened*
59:00 <clown> i am by following orders
59:00 <simba> clown: Hello
59:00 <clown> hello
59:00 <clown> open up cunts
59:00 <clown> so i can get in
59:00 <clown> please
59:00 <simba> who are you
00:00 <British^Meat> nah, but honestly, what other nicks have you used?
00:00 <simba> well if ur gonna be like that
00:00 <simba> 4get it
00:00 <flammable> Probablu element
00:00 <flammable> Y*
00:00 <clown> none just this one
00:00 <British^Meat> wheres that taco monger?
00:00 <clown> isnt that pullcock?
00:00 <British^Meat> could be him
01:00 <simba> It's a mystery!
01:00 <clown> it isn't
01:00 <clown> :)
01:00 <British^Meat> hes in most of the trouble chans
01:00 <British^Meat> no good can come of it
01:00 <clown> define trouble chans
01:00 <dematerialised> haha
01:00 <simba> koo
01:00 <simba> l
01:00 <simba> mortal kombat
01:00 <clown> explain yourselves
01:00 <British^Meat> no
01:00 <simba> kalm down, klown
02:00 <TheRon> port make the finals?
02:00 <clown> "fuck off ya clown"
02:00 <flammable> #sydney is a trouble chan these days
02:00 <simba> go da powa
03:00 <TheRon> watching ffa cup simba?
03:00 <flammable> Row row fight da powa
03:00 <simba> whos playing
03:00 <TheRon> think it's melb victory v sorrento this week
03:00 <simba> im getting b1 2 watch 4 me
04:00 <TheRon> quality football
04:00 <simba> hes giving me the break down
04:00 <simba> 1 week until teh big stuff starts
04:00 <simba> this weekend
04:00 <British^Meat> trouble chans = just the chans that seem to pop up every time some monger, troller or edgelord comes on and starts typing
05:00 <dematerialised> edgelord
05:00 <dematerialised> i like it
05:00 <flammable> Hi dematerialised ;)
05:00 <TheRon> go everton
05:00 <dematerialised> hi sxc
05:00 <dematerialised> u want 2 party
05:00 <flammable> I always party
05:00 <flammable> Even when im not partying
05:00 <TheRon> you PNP?
06:00 <flammable> Nah i NPN
06:00 <clown> i sell crack
06:00 <clown> you want some
06:00 <flammable> How much
06:00 <clown> cheap for you
06:00 <clown> 300
07:00 <flammable> For what quantity
07:00 <clown> 3 bricks
07:00 <Lumeah> One tone
07:00 <dematerialised> i'll break your neck
07:00 <British^Meat> snap ya
07:00 <clown> bullshit
07:00 <clown> buy it cunt
07:00 <Clarkson> so cold my penis inverted
07:00 <flammable> Gay
07:00 <dematerialised> knife ya cunt
08:00 <Lumeah> Small ahy
08:00 <flammable> dematerialised actually sent me $5 on steam in exchange for a boobs photo
08:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
08:00 <dematerialised> i did
08:00 <clown> sounds legit
08:00 <Dugnuts> you paid for boobs?
08:00 <clown> crack for boobs?
08:00 <dematerialised> theres are just any boobs
09:00 <dematerialised> they were ashleighyxtrinity's boobs
09:00 <dematerialised> er
09:00 <Dugnuts> ok
09:00 <dematerialised> they werent*
09:00 <Lumeah> Too cheap 
09:00 <dematerialised> its a buyers market
09:00 <clown> big?
09:00 <dematerialised> dunno
09:00 <flammable> I declined the gift
09:00 <dematerialised> never actually saw them
09:00 <clown> fake
09:00 <clown> bullshit
09:00 <dematerialised> nor paid the $5
09:00 <clown> i smell bullshit
10:00 <dematerialised> i politely declined the offer
10:00 <flammable> Pull your head out of your ass then
10:00 <Clarkson> He joined cunts
10:00 <dematerialised> becuase i am a gentleman
10:00 <Lumeah> Sif
10:00 <dematerialised> and i do not live for the financial exploit of women
10:00 <flammable> No you didnt i declined your gift
10:00 <clown> or gay
10:00 <Lumeah> It's ausnet
10:00 <flammable> You do so
10:00 <Lumeah> No gentlemans here
10:00 <clown> i still smell bullshit
10:00 <flammable> Wipe your nose
11:00 <clown> why
11:00 <clown> you wanna get smashed?
11:00 <flammable> Might help with the smell
11:00 <dematerialised> u wanna fite bro
11:00 <dematerialised> i will break ur neck
11:00 <clown> i'll snap ya
11:00 <clown> twig m8
11:00 <clown> crack bro
11:00 <flammable> 1v1 me skoutzeknivez
11:00 <clown> i need some hey
11:00 <Lumeah> Can i watch? 
11:00 <British^Meat> yes
12:00 <clown> wtf is 1v1
12:00 <British^Meat> under a meklb based webcam pls
12:00 <British^Meat> we can all watch
12:00 <clown> speak english you nerd cunts
12:00 <Clarkson> cupcake you let Pieter fuck you
12:00 <dematerialised> haah
12:00 <dematerialised> i wonder if the forest chase webcam is still up
12:00 <clown> you cunts sound poor trying to fight on irc
12:00 <Clarkson> Liinda only talked to brainz at first because she reminds her of those special kids with disabilities that are too sedate to pose any real threat, then brainz starting calling her a whore and she got worried because he was really angry and possibly wanted to strangle her
12:00 <clown> come to frankston
12:00 <clown> ill show u cunts
12:00 <dematerialised> come down to the valley
12:00 <Clarkson> do u think this is fucking chess 
13:00 <flammable> Frankston aaaaaahahahahaha
13:00 <British^Meat> dammit, clown is REALLY boring :/
13:00 <flammable> The most dero part of melb
13:00 <clown> wouldn't even last a minute
13:00 <clown> you'd pussy out
13:00 <dematerialised> i wouldnt set foot in melbourne if you paid me
13:00 <clown> why
13:00 <clown> you scared bro
13:00 <dematerialised> i'd get some kind of venereal disease
13:00 <flammable> Shit city
13:00 <clown> so why you in this channel
13:00 <dematerialised> my teeth would spontaneously start falling our ot going black from the acrid meth haze
13:00 <clown> unless you are bullshitting me again
14:00 <flammable> Lolll
14:00 <clown> pussy cunts
14:00 <flammable> Clown is paranoid
14:00 <dematerialised> meth does that
14:00 <flammable> I reckon clown is tisk
14:00 <clown> who the fuck is tisk
14:00 <Clarkson> I wish I were a whore
14:00 <simba> nah chris doesnt use punctuation
14:00 <flammable> Sounds like enough of a faggot. Then again tisk wouldnt be smart enough to evade a ban
14:00 <simba> is clown being a menace?
14:00 <dematerialised> nah
15:00 <dematerialised> clwon is alright
15:00 <simba> i dont trust u dematerialised
15:00 <flammable> He is, ban plox
15:00 <dematerialised> you dont trust me? :(
15:00 <clown> why
15:00 <dematerialised> i am an upstanding irc citizen
15:00 <clown> dematerialised seems ok
15:00 <dematerialised> many people confide in me
15:00 <clown> he wants to fight
15:00 <simba> talking like that makes u sound shifty
15:00 <flammable> Ill fight you
15:00 <flammable> Come to nsw
15:00 <clown> pfft
15:00 <clown> nah
15:00 <clown> too much effort
15:00 <clown> im late
15:00 <flammable> U scared bro
16:00 <clown> selling crack right now
16:00 <clown> got a client coming
16:00 <flammable> Typical frankston resident
16:00 <dematerialised> selling ass more like it
16:00 <dematerialised> for crack
16:00 <clown> ass crack?
16:00 <clown> you gay?
16:00 <dematerialised> only on sundays
16:00 <dematerialised> do you like uncut cocks?
16:00 <clown> pity because i could of made money from you
17:00 <dematerialised> we might be able to come to a commercial arrangement
17:00 <clown> nah i deal alone
17:00 <Serenity> gays and homos
17:00 <clown> shes right hey
17:00 <clown> want crack cocaine?
17:00 <flammable> Give it til 7pm clown wont be on, his mum will kick him off the internet so she can browse pinterest
17:00 <dematerialised> i sell cocaine and cocaine accessories
18:00 <Serenity> clowns probably taco
18:00 <clown> probably
18:00 <clown> who the fuck is taco
18:00 <Clarkson> ill grab that shit woooo hoooooo yea!
18:00 <dematerialised> you are
18:00 <clown> i don't know taco
18:00 <clown> sorry
18:00 <dematerialised> you are taco
18:00 <flammable> Playing dumb
18:00 <clown> no playing honest
18:00 <clown> and honesty pays off
18:00 <dematerialised> i actually dont know who you are
18:00 <clown> unlike you cunts
18:00 <dematerialised> you seem like a good person though
19:00 <clown> who seem to think faggot innuendo will see you through
19:00 <clown> don't know why
19:00 <clown> maybe its this irc thing
19:00 <dematerialised> nah its a cock thing
19:00 <clown> you cunts been on here too long?
19:00 <Serenity> whats faggot innuendo
19:00 <Clarkson> Kitty thought they just grew on streets and animals shit and they grow again
19:00 <simba> whats irc
19:00 <Clarkson> wow kuniva and chris and fredbear in sex
19:00 <dematerialised> the bigger the cock the more openly homosexual you are allowed to be
19:00 <Clarkson> but i like boobies cause im not gay and that..
19:00 <simba> cock
19:00 <dematerialised> after all who's gonna say anything, you've got a huge cock
19:00 <Clarkson> drugs are for fuck heads
19:00 <simba> fuck
19:00 <Serenity> can i just be openly faggot instead?
20:00 <clown> true
20:00 <Clarkson> OH, always ask much for shit BEFORE you do it
20:00 <clown> but money is for champions
20:00 <clown> anyway
20:00 <clown> later cunts
20:00 <dematerialised> cya bb
20:00 <clown> love you
20:00 <Skirmish> What's your address ... I have ass-ma. 
20:00 <dematerialised> i'll break ya neck
20:00 <simba> bye clown u irc loser lol
20:00 <simba> go enjoy ur dads dick, and do meth, etc
21:00 <dematerialised> i'll be coming to perth soon
21:00 <Skirmish> I'll be in the area.
21:00 <dematerialised> i'll come visit
21:00 <clown> ok simba
21:00 <Skirmish> what's your address
21:00 <clown> i won't though
21:00 <clown> no dad
21:00 <clown> sorry
21:00 <Serenity> whos coming to perf
21:00 <dematerialised> also
21:00 <dematerialised> norseman is lovely
21:00 <dematerialised> for the record
21:00 <dematerialised> a nice highway stop
21:00 <Serenity> pass
22:00 <clown> can i sell crack there
22:00 <clown> ?
22:00 <dematerialised> nope
22:00 <dematerialised> ice you can
22:00 <clown> i don't have ice
22:00 <clown> is that a wa thing
22:00 <dematerialised> nah
22:00 <dematerialised> its an everywhere thing
22:00 <Serenity> its fucking saemon
22:00 <clown> ben cousins
22:00 <Serenity> you degenerates
22:00 <dematerialised> meth is the drug for poor people
22:00 <clown> some clown
22:00 <Skirmish> Meth ... not even once. 
22:00 <clown> meth is gay
22:00 <Clarkson> irc has improved my sex life
23:00 <clown> crack is the shit
23:00 <dematerialised> [15:23:10] <Clarkson> irc has improved my sex life <-- me too Clarkson
23:00 <Clarkson> soy can make boys grow boobs
23:00 <Skirmish> Clarkson: It's improved anotherirc3r's too from what I hear.
23:00 <Clarkson> partgay even i was i still wouldnt fuck you
23:00 <clown> like a nigger on crack will fuck you up
23:00 <anotherirc3r> stfu Skirmish
23:00 <clown> hahaha
24:00 <dematerialised> i have to make an admission, i am actually anotherirc3r
24:00 <dematerialised> sorry everywon
24:00 <Skirmish> You're a wet and dry sucking machine?
24:00 <Skirmish> Wet and dry vac. 
24:00 <dematerialised> nah just wet
24:00 <dematerialised> very wet
24:00 <Skirmish> moisty
24:00 <Serenity> mann i broked a nail
25:00 <anotherirc3r> you're a retard Skirmish
25:00 <Doodle> olawd
25:00 <dematerialised> bullies go away if you ignore them anotherirc3r
25:00 <Doodle> oh my
25:00 <Doodle> i'm so hard now
26:00 <Skirmish> anotherirc3r: Does this mean we're not going to hook up anymore? 
26:00 <Serenity> me2
26:00 <Doodle> hngg
26:00 <Doodle> dat voice axionz
26:00 <Serenity> real voicing akshun
26:00 <Doodle> ye
26:00 <anotherirc3r> i wouldn't waste my time with something like you Skirmish
27:00 <clown> i want to bomb the turks
27:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/p261x260/11826007_10153161032932809_778849135411175149_n.jpg?oh=f115e7ff4810e1e4aa053947fab58786&oe=56545EB5
27:00 <Serenity> jeepers
27:00 <Skirmish> Well that's quite harsh anotherirc3r. 
27:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <dematerialised> lol @ pic
28:00 <dematerialised> Serenity wanna come read a book with me?
28:00 <anotherirc3r> oh, well
28:00 <Serenity> i.. i.. do
28:00 <Doodle> i posted that days ago sarah keep up
28:00 <clown> pfft
28:00 <Doodle> i've seen every headjob photo on the internet
29:00 <dematerialised> headjob
29:00 <Serenity> i wasnt here days ago ok
29:00 <invizzi> good picture
29:00 <dematerialised> that word doesnt seem right
29:00 <Doodle> oh ok
29:00 <Doodle> gobby
29:00 <ShadowLurker> throat lozeng
30:00 <invizzi> i heard they are good
30:00 <British^Meat> lol
30:00 <ShadowLurker> be careful tho some have some hidden nasties
30:00 <British^Meat> i love the word lozenge
30:00 <Skirmish> ask anotherirc3r
30:00 <Skirmish> .me runs
30:00 <Skirmish> doh
30:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
30:00 <Serenity> i found a fucking huge packet of betadine throat lozengers in the car
30:00 <Clarkson> Just shut up about the poop contaiber
31:00 <Doodle> lmao
31:00 <Skirmish> lol
31:00 <Dugnuts> win
31:00 <Doodle> Clarkson called your car a poop container sezz
31:00 <Clarkson> bugger off cunt
31:00 <Doodle> ok
31:00 <Serenity> clarksons been abusing me all day the fucking ingrate
31:00 <Clarkson> alienware is the shiz
31:00 <Doodle> lolol
31:00 <ShadowLurker> lol @ bugger off cunt
31:00 <Clarkson> self centered cunt
31:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <ShadowLurker> thats right clarky
31:00 <Clarkson> [12:18:06] jews kick ass cos they like peace'
31:00 <Doodle> he's so angry
31:00 <Skirmish> lol here we go, Pollock threats. WHAT'S YA ADDRESS!
32:00 <ShadowLurker> hes almost as angry as anotherirc3r's infected roots
32:00 <dematerialised> leave her alone or i'll break ya neck
32:00 <Doodle> 1313 mockingbird lane
32:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
32:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Prong : Snap Your Finger, Snap Your Neck (Live) [Cleansing - 1993]
32:00 <Serenity> i wish i had sushi
32:00 <dematerialised> me too
32:00 <Serenity> lets go on a sushi date
32:00 <dematerialised> i so would
32:00 <British^Meat> Skirmish, u heard the audio posted last night?
33:00 <invizzi> sushi sandwiches are ok
33:00 <ShadowLurker> lol worthy
33:00 <dematerialised> i thought i was gonna cringe listening to it
33:00 <Serenity> i need to sus out the sushi train down the road
33:00 <dematerialised> but it was ok
33:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat: Yes. It was classic. Pollock has ass-ma. 
33:00 <dematerialised> who was the person who was getting their neck snapped?
33:00 <Serenity> muppets
33:00 <dematerialised> ah
33:00 <Serenity> luke
33:00 <British^Meat> heh ass ma
33:00 <dematerialised> muppet sounds alright
33:00 <ShadowLurker> id love to see that
33:00 <dematerialised> i think he'd be a good friend to have
33:00 <dematerialised> in times of need
34:00 <Doodle> teehee
35:00 <Serenity> he goes alright
35:00 <Skirmish> Just from that audio I have decided I am muppets friend. 
35:00 <dematerialised> yeah ikr
35:00 <British^Meat> Y on earth he gave out his number i will never know
35:00 <British^Meat> but still, chuckles all around
35:00 <ShadowLurker> for teh lols
36:00 <Serenity> its a phone number i guess
36:00 <Serenity> if you dont want someone to call block em
37:00 <ShadowLurker> tired of it.. get a new number
37:00 <ShadowLurker> big deal
37:00 <British^Meat> seems like an awful hassle
37:00 <ShadowLurker> not really
37:00 <British^Meat> can u block private numbers? and would u want to?
37:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Milli Vanilli - Baby Don't Forget My Number.mp3 (3.91MB 128kbps Stereo 4:16)
37:00 <ShadowLurker> sure and why not
37:00 <Serenity> you can block any incoming private number
37:00 <Doodle> ba ba ba ba baaaa
38:00 <British^Meat> well...
38:00 <Serenity> i dont recieve calls from any Private numbers
38:00 <Serenity> show your number or dont bother
38:00 <British^Meat> what if its like, important
38:00 <ShadowLurker> most legit places have numbers
38:00 <Serenity> no one important calls on a private number
38:00 <dematerialised> that's what messagebank is for
38:00 <British^Meat> to you maybe
38:00 <Doodle> [17:38] <ShadowLurker> most legit places have numbers
38:00 <Doodle> no they dont
38:00 <dematerialised> i dont answer any numbers that are private or hidden
38:00 <Doodle> not call centres
38:00 <Serenity> what is ever iomportant from a call centre
38:00 <Doodle> ME
38:00 <Serenity> or legit for that matter
39:00 <ShadowLurker> calls ive needed to recieve have had numbers
39:00 <ShadowLurker> ccenters can get fucked
39:00 <Doodle> ok dad
39:00 <ShadowLurker> me ring me from the branch
39:00 <Serenity> haha
39:00 <Serenity> ive all private calls blocked for like 3 years now
40:00 <Doodle> same but with std's
41:00 <Serenity> haha
41:00 <Serenity> homer is massaging my butt
41:00 <Doodle> ooer
42:00 <Doodle> rooster is.. out of sorts 
42:00 <Doodle> he's still sick i think
42:00 <Serenity> hes got the full cat downy purr/drool look on his face
42:00 <Doodle> haha
42:00 <Serenity> ohh whats wrong with rooster? after his spew?
42:00 <Doodle> yeah he's just not interesed in much atm
43:00 <Doodle> t
43:00 <Serenity> :< might have eaten something funny
43:00 <Serenity> dickhead should stop eating clowns.
43:00 <Doodle> yeh
44:00 <Doodle> he wasnt laughing
44:00 <Doodle> well
44:00 <Doodle> it was sort of a chunky laugh
44:00 <Skirmish> All guys in victoria, be warned. https://www.facebook.com/TheTastelessGentlemen/photos/a.496408950417505.1073741825.280304355361300/974961849228877/?type=1&theater
45:00 <flammable> Aha
46:00 <dematerialised> hey i'd still finger her
47:00 <dematerialised> just make sure i've got dettol nearby afterwards is all
47:00 <Serenity> oh lord jesus
47:00 <flammable> What a tarf
47:00 <flammable> Tard*
48:00 <flammable> Imma play minecraft
48:00 <dematerialised> or, i'd just not stick my fingers in my mouth afterwards
48:00 <dematerialised> flammable: invite me
49:00 <Skirmish> http://3milliondogs.com/friends/cats-see-ice-ball-immediately-become-amused-for-hours
51:00 <Serenity> lol those cats
51:00 <dematerialised> flammable tried to blackmail me earlier
51:00 <dematerialised> but i forgive them
51:00 <Serenity> she did?
51:00 <dematerialised> yeah
51:00 <flammable> I did?
52:00 <dematerialised> you did
52:00 <dematerialised> and it upset me
52:00 <flammable> No i didn't
52:00 <dematerialised> im pretty sure you did
52:00 <flammable> How so
52:00 <dematerialised> i went and got lunch and came back and i was still upset
52:00 <flammable> I don't understand how that counts as blackball
52:00 <flammable> Mail *
53:00 <dematerialised> haha
53:00 <dematerialised> blackball
53:00 <dematerialised> freudian slip much
53:00 <flammable> Ill give you blackball
53:00 <Serenity> what was the blackmail
53:00 <Serenity> let me be the judge
53:00 <flammable> That's what I'm wondering
53:00 <dematerialised> she asked for 50 gold shekels
54:00 <flammable> ....
54:00 <Doodle> for boobs?
54:00 <flammable> Pretty sure you're trolling
54:00 <flammable> Don't even know what a shekel is
54:00 <British^Meat> lol
54:00 <Skirmish> flammable has been teasing with the prospect of boob pics for a little while now. 
55:00 <flammable> I told you i'd trade
55:00 <Skirmish> Is this what she did to you dematerialised? Dastardly behaviour. 
55:00 <dematerialised> yeah Skirmish
55:00 <dematerialised> and i being the upstanding gentleman i am
55:00 <dematerialised> i couldn't commit
55:00 <Serenity> the fuck is a shekel
55:00 <Clarkson> lots of faggots and shit
55:00 <Skirmish> I have inverted nipples I am not trading you my boobs flammable. 
55:00 <Clarkson> like would u stick ya dick in a meat mincer
56:00 <dematerialised> if flammable was to show me their tits, it would have to be without payment and of their own free volition
56:00 <flammable> I don't want your boobs Skirmish
56:00 <dematerialised> i am not one to exploit a vulnerable woman
56:00 <Serenity> i saw flammable's boobs you're all shit
56:00 <Clarkson> if not fuck it
56:00 <Serenity> she is lovely *swoons*
56:00 <Skirmish> I have never, and shall never take a picture of my penis if that is what you're suggesting. 
56:00 <Clarkson> smoking is shit for lungs
56:00 <flammable> ;)
56:00 <flammable> No boobs for you then
56:00 <Serenity> sux2bskirmish
57:00 <Doodle> no boobiessssssss
57:00 <Doodle> what is this
57:00 <flammable> You still owe me Serenity
57:00 <Skirmish> Skirmish has seen enough boobs. 
57:00 <Serenity> i do
57:00 <Serenity> but im intimidated cause yours are lovely
57:00 <Skirmish> Another pair ain't here nor there. 
57:00 <flammable> I already like yours
57:00 <dematerialised> i reckon flammable has little perky boobs
57:00 <Clarkson> ben fucking affleck,
57:00 <flammable> You reckon correctly
58:00 <dematerialised> see
58:00 <dematerialised> i didnt even need to see them
58:00 <dematerialised> my imagination does the rest
58:00 <Doodle> twinsies
58:00 <Serenity> they'd fit nicely in my gob
58:00 <Doodle> filth
58:00 <flammable> :o
58:00 <Skirmish> I reckon if you've spent enough time clicking SG links from Serenity then you've probably already seen flammable's tits on another chick.
58:00 <Clarkson> socks or tissues what do you think is worst for producing a lingering cum smell? i think tissues
58:00 <Serenity> loll
58:00 <dematerialised> yeah Skirmish lol
58:00 <Doodle> far out clarky
58:00 <Clarkson> skin eats shit
58:00 <Serenity> wot r u sayen
00:00 <Skirmish> I am saying that when you're in the mood and you get to linking SG bewbs you take us all on a journey of the different kinds there are out there. 
01:00 <Serenity> fair enough
01:00 <Doodle> a boob journey
01:00 <Doodle> like strolling through the alps
01:00 <Skirmish> Journey of the mammary. 
02:00 <Doodle> i'm hungry now
02:00 <Doodle> bblzzz
02:00 <British^Meat> mam jam
02:00 <Skirmish> Plus we could just ask Pyro what he thought of them too. 
07:00 <Doodle> isnt sezz's opinion good enough
07:00 <flammable> Lol but SG boobs are always small but never perky
07:00 <Clarkson> what the hell happened to you last night?
07:00 <Serenity> they are not always small
07:00 <Doodle> i trust sarah when she says they are nice
07:00 <Serenity> how dare you
07:00 <Doodle> she is a connoisseur
07:00 <flammable> I mean when they are small
07:00 <Serenity> ohh right
07:00 <flammable> Want to
07:00 <flammable> *want to cam, Serenity?
08:00 <flammable> :3
08:00 <Doodle> lol and sezz singlehandedly cockblocks the channel
08:00 <Skirmish> I must be getting old because all this is making me want to poop. 
08:00 <Doodle> talent
09:00 <Serenity> poor doodles always getting cock blocked by me
09:00 <flammable> Cockblocks against what Doodle
09:00 <Doodle> nothing
09:00 <flammable> Lol
09:00 <Doodle> carry on being lesbians
09:00 <flammable> Ok
09:00 <Doodle> just record it
10:00 <flammable> Serenity doesnt want to cam
10:00 <Doodle> fucking hell sarah
10:00 <Clarkson> fuck, my own doctor now says what I consider some rude shit 
10:00 <Doodle> you might have to cam yourself
10:00 <Serenity> i cant cam :(
10:00 <flammable> Aw what
10:00 <Doodle> thats not what u told me
10:00 <flammable> But you have a camera!
11:00 <flammable> I know you do because boobs
11:00 <Serenity> i have my phone or my pc plugged into a 55 inch screen in the living room haha
11:00 <flammable> Install skype on your phone imo
11:00 <Doodle> haha
11:00 <Doodle> you're fucked sezz
11:00 <Serenity> hahah
11:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
11:00 <Serenity> you cam with her!
11:00 <Dugnuts> flammable is on top of it
11:00 <Doodle> no way she will die
12:00 <flammable> Rofl
12:00 <Serenity> no one deserves to see me on cam thats just awful
12:00 <Doodle> i dont have a cam anyway
12:00 <Dugnuts> you wont have any excuses left :P
12:00 <Doodle> no webcam no facecam on my phone
12:00 <flammable> Hmph. You owe me a titty photo though
12:00 <Serenity> i do
12:00 <Serenity> ill take one when theres no kids staring at me
13:00 <Serenity> MUM WHAT R U DOEN
13:00 <flammable> Lol
13:00 <flammable> Hahahaha
13:00 <Doodle> haha
13:00 <Doodle> they would be used to it surely
13:00 <Dugnuts> "Just taking tit pics for this hot girl"
13:00 <Clarkson> yer Serenity, where the fuck is our invite?>
13:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
13:00 <Dugnuts> dammit
13:00 <Dugnuts> i was about to say that
13:00 <Serenity> hahaha
14:00 <dematerialised> i wish the milkman would delivery my milk
14:00 <dematerialised> in the morning
14:00 <Dugnuts> goddamn its cold
14:00 <dematerialised> i wish the milkman would deliver my milk
14:00 <dematerialised> when im yawning
14:00 <Doodle> far out
14:00 <Doodle> i posted that last night
14:00 <Skirmish> Dugnuts don't be hitting on flammable when you still have the taste of another in your mouth! 
14:00 <Doodle> its like my life on repeat in here
14:00 <Doodle> :(
14:00 <dematerialised> i would like some milk from the milkmans wifes tits
14:00 <Dugnuts> right
15:00 <flammable> Ohhh whos the other Dugnuts??
15:00 <Dugnuts> coz that was totally a come on
15:00 <invizzi> maybe you are god?
15:00 <Dugnuts> beats me flammable
15:00 <faux> More like u beat her
15:00 <Doodle> that was a pickup line
15:00 <Serenity> mm come on
15:00 <Doodle> yeee
15:00 <flammable> Lolwut faux
15:00 <Doodle> faux
15:00 <Doodle> can u beat me
15:00 <faux> no
15:00 <Serenity> jeepers that blew up
16:00 <Doodle> off?
16:00 <Skirmish> lol faux
16:00 <Skirmish> out of no where comes in and BAM
16:00 <faux> :')
16:00 <Dugnuts> mmk
16:00 <Doodle> well this has been an entirely unproductive afternoon
16:00 <Doodle> u all suck
16:00 <Doodle> goodbye
16:00 <Dugnuts> tata
16:00 <faux> Cya
16:00 <amsy> bye
16:00 <faux> Hey bb
17:00 <flammable> I cant believe nobody wants to trade piccys. Frigid, the whole lot o ya
17:00 <amsy> hi bb xx
17:00 <Doodle> you didnt ask
17:00 <faux> How u
17:00 <stompin> ill trade u picks of my gold fish?
17:00 <amsy> im ok 
17:00 <amsy> n u
17:00 <flammable> That's no fun at all
17:00 <faux> hangry
17:00 <Dugnuts> i have a snowman pic
17:00 <Dugnuts> its pretty good
18:00 <Doodle> i only have these cock pics
18:00 <flammable> Send away
18:00 <StrykerX> Trading pix of?
18:00 <Serenity> i literally lifted up my jumper to take a sneaky pic... and a kid ran in
18:00 <Doodle> dicks
18:00 <Serenity> ffffffffffff
18:00 <Doodle> flammable is gonna show me hers
18:00 <flammable> Rofll Serenity
19:00 <flammable> Don't you have a bathroom that locks :p
19:00 <Serenity> nope lol
19:00 <StrykerX> Busted!
19:00 <Skirmish> flammable stop being a slut. One is enough. 
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <flammable> Ok :(
19:00 <faux> Wow rude
19:00 <faux> If she wants a shrine of dick pics u let her be 
19:00 <Skirmish> lol a shrine
20:00 <faux> I cn hear the miccy beeping. . Someone bring me my food pronto 
20:00 <faux> My legs hurt
20:00 <Serenity> ^_^
20:00 <Doodle> my legs are painted on
20:00 <amsy> mine too
20:00 <amsy> lol
20:00 <Serenity> my tits are painted on
20:00 <flammable> :)
20:00 <Clarkson> dude you abused the fuck out of her
21:00 <Doodle> uh
21:00 <Doodle> hng
21:00 <faux> pineapple
21:00 <Doodle> yes
21:00 <faux> Lmao
21:00 <Doodle> thats exactly what i was thinking faux
21:00 <faux> hahahahaha
21:00 <faux> So fitting
21:00 <amsy> "mum can you get me a drink?" "are your legs painted on?" "yep!"
21:00 <faux> Oh is that a thing 
21:00 <amsy> yeah
22:00 <faux> sik
22:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <faux> erm
22:00 <faux> I left my bathtub out in the sun all day and the sun has literally faded it's colour.. It looks disgusting. Time 2 buy a new one
23:00 <dematerialised> thrilling tale, old chap
23:00 <faux> lollll
23:00 <faux> Shut up
23:00 <dematerialised> seriously though
23:00 <dematerialised> pic?
23:00 <faux> It made me angry 
23:00 <faux> ok later I'm about 2 eat din now
23:00 <dematerialised> kk
23:00 <faux> My only focus is my foos
23:00 <faux> D
24:00 <dematerialised> yeah im fucking starving
24:00 <Clarkson> the new AOE is a bit gay
24:00 <faux> wots for din 
25:00 <dematerialised> probably something fat and greasy
25:00 <faux> So me
25:00 <dematerialised> ...
25:00 <dematerialised> nom
25:00 <dematerialised> ;)
25:00 <faux> lmao
25:00 <faux> turned myself off life
25:00 <dematerialised> haha
26:00 <amsy> i want dim sims ffs :(
26:00 <faux> Make some
27:00 <dematerialised> i cant find anywhere around me that does good dim sims
27:00 <dematerialised> not even the fish and chip joint
27:00 <amsy> ooohhh speaking of, stenies brother in law is going to aus on tuesday for work and i have to make a list of stuff i want brought back
27:00 <dematerialised> it makes me sad
27:00 <Serenity> make some yourself?
27:00 <faux> Lol
27:00 <dematerialised> that means i have to cook
27:00 <dematerialised> fuck that
27:00 <amsy> i tried making my own dimmies once
27:00 <amsy> they were not anywhere near the same
28:00 <Dugnuts> mmm
28:00 <faux> That's why she moved to Norway cos she set her house on fire
28:00 <Dugnuts> nice and warm now after my shower
28:00 <dematerialised> oh amsy isnt native norwegian?
28:00 <dematerialised> lost about 3 cool points
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <dematerialised> sorry
28:00 <amsy> lol
28:00 <faux> oops
28:00 <amsy> wtf
29:00 <amsy> im giving your game back
29:00 <Serenity> im starvin marvin
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <faux> Aw
29:00 <faux> My mum says that 
29:00 <faux> :')
29:00 <Serenity> thats cause shes cool obv
30:00 <faux> duh
30:00 <faux> Her and hubby bought bikes 2 go riding along the river
30:00 <faux> She's like
30:00 <faux> MINES GREY AND PINK
30:00 <faux> And cos she's little I imagined it with training wheels and a basket
30:00 <faux> But its a big persons bike
30:00 <faux> Idk how she's gonna get on 
30:00 <Serenity> hahaha
30:00 <Serenity> with a basket on front
30:00 <faux> ehehe
31:00 <faux> She rocks
31:00 <dematerialised> lol
31:00 <dematerialised> sorry amsy :P
31:00 <amsy> lol omg i borrowed my mums bike to go for a ride last time i was in aus, forgot to put the seat back down and next time she got on it it was too tall and she full just toppled over 
31:00 <Doodle> haha
31:00 <faux> lmaoo
31:00 <Doodle> cop that
32:00 <faux> Like that video I sent u
32:00 <faux> From that movie 
32:00 <faux> WHY DO ES U SCOOTER HAVE A ROOF R U THE POPE 
32:00 <faux> Plonk
32:00 <amsy> hahahaha 
33:00 <Skirmish> Chatting here at times reminds me of that awkward moment when I got in the van and there was no candy. 
33:00 <Serenity> good lord
33:00 <flammable> Hahahaha Skirmish
34:00 <Skirmish> I think it is time to go and forage for dinner. 
35:00 <stompin> off to the coles dumpster then Skirmish/
35:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X_N94EikYo
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Zoolander 2 â€“ Official Teaser Trailer Views: 46,467 Uploader: IGN Uploaded: Aug 2, 2015 Duration: 1m59s Rating: 4.80
36:00 <amsy> i want to go on holiday :'(
36:00 <Serenity> me2
36:00 <Serenity> with flammable
36:00 <Serenity> :o
36:00 <amsy> this summer has been so poor literally 5 days worth of summer weather
37:00 <Serenity> so a bit like balarat then lol
37:00 <Skirmish> The thought of Serenity and flammable on a holiday together just leaves me with one image. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irF5sBTVniI
37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Live Clam Licks Salt On a Table Views: 1,910,782 Uploader: logolou Uploaded: Jul 9, 2012 Duration: 1m22s Rating: 4.54
37:00 <Serenity> id lick her clam
38:00 <flammable> Hahahaha
38:00 <flammable> Id lick yours at the same time
38:00 <Serenity> double clammage
39:00 <Dugnuts> creepy
39:00 <dematerialised> i think you mean hot
39:00 <Serenity> you're just jelly
39:00 <Dugnuts> i meant the youtube
39:00 <Dugnuts> lesbian action is always nice
39:00 <dematerialised> still
39:00 <Dugnuts> ...
39:00 <Dugnuts> right
40:00 <Serenity> hhahah
40:00 <Serenity> he needs help Dugnuts
40:00 <dematerialised> no i dont
40:00 <Dugnuts> he just needs a live clam supplier
40:00 <dematerialised> ^
40:00 <Serenity> you do... let me give you a hand
40:00 <dematerialised> a hand you say
40:00 <dematerialised> :3
40:00 <Serenity> jesus christ.. im going to go make dinner
40:00 <Dugnuts> haha
41:00 <Serenity> :3
45:00 <Picard> hello.
47:00 <anotherirc3r> hai Picard
47:00 <amsy> hello
52:00 <Picard> how are you/.
53:00 <anotherirc3r> good thanks. you?
53:00 <anotherirc3r> we are 6th now
53:00 <anotherirc3r> damned bulldogs
57:00 <TheRiddler> go dogs!
58:00 <Lumeah> Yay..... Football... 
00:00 <Dugnuts> woo
08:00 <Serenity> you know what rules?
08:00 <Serenity> mashed potato
08:00 <Dugnuts> its pretty good
10:00 <Serenity> stabbing yourself in the finger however isnt as good
11:00 <Dugnuts> unless you are a potato hating masochist
12:00 <Serenity> i dont really have anything against potatoes
12:00 <simba> 7lasagnw
16:00 <Picard> fuck my pasta sauce smells awesome
20:00 <invizzi> turns out i have a neighbour
20:00 <ooomp> Are they hot?
20:00 <invizzi> yes very
20:00 <ooomp> I'm surrounding by old people :(
21:00 <invizzi> i thought you were an old person?
21:00 <faux> Lmao
21:00 <Picard> lol
22:00 <ooomp> I mean people Picards age and above
22:00 <faux> So doodle 
23:00 <ooomp> Doodle is young at heart
23:00 <Picard> Doodle is my age?
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> http://tinypic.com/r/ap89yc/8 <------------------ [[[[[pong]]]]] 
27:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
27:00 <Serenity> doodles doodle is young thats all that matters
27:00 <ooomp> 'cept he hardly uses it. It's a pity really
28:00 <Serenity> what a waste
29:00 <ooomp> I encourage him to use it more but he ignores me
30:00 <Picard> lol
33:00 <simba> the sweet scene of cum
34:00 <simba> lol 
34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> grandma cooked pong risoles yummmm
34:00 <simba> get her to poison you
34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y?
34:00 <simba> try everything once
34:00 <invizzi> i like rissoles with rice in them
34:00 <Serenity> mmm rissoles
35:00 <simba> i like burritos with rice in them xD
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong love risoles
38:00 <invizzi> half life 3 is never going to come out apparently
41:00 <muppet> they said the same thing about dave
42:00 <TheRiddler> found that black cattapillar
56:00 <faux> cattapillar
56:00 <faux> ehehehe
56:00 <ooomp> Is that code for something
57:00 <TheRiddler> nope
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <ooomp> Ruined a good story then
58:00 <TheRiddler> there was 1 crawling about the house about a week ago
58:00 <TheRiddler> I had to take it outside
58:00 <ooomp> Good job
59:00 <ooomp> Now it can become a butterfly
06:00 <ooomp> http://i.imgur.com/7VDpgr2.gifv
11:00 <TheRiddler> I think it becomes a moth
13:00 <ooomp> It does?
13:00 <ooomp> Don't they usually become butterflies
14:00 <simba> caterpie > metapod > butterfree
14:00 <simba> venonat > venomoth
14:00 <invizzi> exactary
14:00 <simba> diglett > dugtrio
15:00 <ooomp> simba > simbi
16:00 <Picard> simbu
16:00 <Picard> are you sad cecil was murdered?
16:00 <TheRiddler> simbone
16:00 <Picard> +r
16:00 <Picard> simboner 
16:00 <thestig> richmond 5th lol
17:00 <thestig> oh 6 th
17:00 <ooomp> Richmond will bomb out as they do
17:00 <thestig> yerp
17:00 <ooomp> Wheres eX.. Must be loving it
18:00 <Picard> like fuck they will
18:00 <Picard> prelim final at least
18:00 <ooomp> When's the last time the tigers made a final
19:00 <Osskkaarr> This should be good.
19:00 <Picard> last year
19:00 <Picard> idiot
20:00 <Picard> dave how are you?
20:00 <simba> when they got destroyed by us last season
20:00 <simba> in the elimination final
20:00 <Picard> us? who do you play for simba?
20:00 <ooomp> My point exactly
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <simba> depends who they face
20:00 <simba> they might beat some poor suckers (hope its not us)
21:00 <Picard> ladder changes every week, so who knows
21:00 <ooomp> They lost against port didn't they
21:00 <ooomp> Last year finals
21:00 <simba> yes 
21:00 <Picard> will the hawks beat west coast
23:00 <ooomp> crows, suns, pies, bombers and roos.. maybe win, win, maybe loss, loss and loss
24:00 <simba> damn i can c them winning them
24:00 <simba> hi erlich
24:00 <ooomp> Can't imagine they will
24:00 <erlich> ey simba 
25:00 <simba> who is ur team ooomp
26:00 <ooomp> I don't have a team
27:00 <simba> you just watch games?
27:00 <ooomp> Occasionally
28:00 <simba> ur team is now Port Adelaide
28:00 <simba> good choice
28:00 <simba> u got the best team
28:00 <ooomp> Lol
28:00 <ooomp> The same team that has been getting smashed over the years
29:00 <simba> yep that 1 u ignoramous 
29:00 <simba> only 2-3 years we were bad
29:00 <simba> that is less than 30 like most teams
29:00 <ooomp> I'd rather barrack for the giants 
29:00 <simba> no
29:00 <simba> dont say silly things
29:00 <simba> u got a good team now
29:00 <faux> I'd rather barrack obama
29:00 <faux> Loleolelaoloelz
29:00 <ooomp> Lol
30:00 <simba> Very comical.
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <TheRiddler> go for the dogs
30:00 <ooomp> Port won't make another brand final for a few years yet
30:00 <faux> Shut ur type hole simba u shadynasty
30:00 <simba> brand final
30:00 <ooomp> Grand final even
30:00 <simba> but u know we're gonna make one
30:00 <simba> how many teams can u say that about
31:00 <ooomp> Not
31:00 <TheRiddler> toyota brand final
31:00 <simba> bet u 100 bux
31:00 <ooomp> Deal. No grand final for port power until after 2018
31:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153571674067450&set=p.10153571674067450&type=1&theater
31:00 <simba> but 1 4 port adelaide b4 2018
31:00 <simba> i'll see u on GF day in Melb CBD 4 breakfast
31:00 <ooomp> Not likely
31:00 <simba> in 2017
32:00 <ooomp> Port won't be playing that day sweetheart
32:00 <simba> we'll c about that
34:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aQnR5Gd_700b.jpg
34:00 <invizzi> rich people
35:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Serenity, how was dinner? :)
36:00 <ooomp> Port pastime https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/tMF0kZKRZxrRwembNAopTT2OpgCuwT8W27fowY9ilJhF1EYm9fAqW5Z5T-n8wxSXflf7HFz2IRzV0n36VL-pjKg8R0wZo4_lfC0FvHRSYg=w283-h412-nc
36:00 <ashleighxtrinity> dude TheRiddler that chick in pink looks exactly like that woman from jurassic park lol
38:00 <Skirmish> First link of TheRiddler's that I have clicked that hasn't had nude people in it. 
39:00 <Skirmish> For you TheRiddler. Not a nude.  https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1676792972554569&set=p.1676792972554569&type=1&theater    <--------- OH YEAH!
39:00 <ashleighxtrinity> hot
39:00 <faux> The Tasteless Gentlemen 
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <Skirmish> faux: It's hard to get away from. Even the replies are hilarious! Sometimes even more than the main post. 
43:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11822623_135681906770007_7935246613505707603_n.jpg?oh=3635f60a32070fd36b979bdd3622bf27&oe=56842C32
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol wtf
44:00 <TheRiddler> I just got a friend request of someone pretending to be fb lotto
44:00 <TheRiddler> part of even
45:00 <ashleighxt> ohhh gross
45:00 <ashleighxt> can't you link decent tits
46:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1086423481386263&set=p.1086423481386263&type=1&theater    <---- Is that cheese? Why is it cheese? 
46:00 <invizzi> its the grossest pic 
46:00 <ashleighxt> LOL http://i.imgur.com/xmdYnGo.webm
47:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1476513505997359&set=p.1476513505997359&type=1&theater     <--------- Cute puppy
48:00 <Doodle> ashleighxt thats like every date i've ever had
49:00 <ashleighxt> hahahaha poor Doodle :(
49:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/FBwHu.jpg lol weird
49:00 <Doodle> i have scars
49:00 <TheRiddler> there you go ashleighxt :p
49:00 <Doodle> wtf dude
49:00 <ashleighxt> yeah not weird at all :P
50:00 <Doodle> its a tad exotic for me
50:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/0aSki.jpg
51:00 <ashleighxt> i like that one :d
51:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/zlxyX.jpg lol wtf
51:00 <Doodle> bit scrawny
51:00 <Doodle> er
52:00 <Doodle> not that one the one before
52:00 <Doodle> :/
53:00 <Skirmish> I hate having days off. They always go too quickly. 
53:00 <Doodle> ooomp have a shower for me
53:00 <ooomp> I already did
53:00 <ooomp> Before
53:00 <Skirmish> [20:53] <+Doodle> ooomp have a shower with me
53:00 <Doodle> oh
53:00 <Skirmish> Fixed
53:00 <Doodle> re0000w
54:00 <Serenity> dinner was good ashleigh.. i made nom mash
54:00 <ooomp> Let me repeat
54:00 <ooomp> I already did
54:00 <ooomp> Before.
54:00 <Doodle> booo
54:00 <ashleighxt> om nom!
54:00 <ashleighxt> can I eat your noms...
54:00 <ashleighxt> I mean, http://i.imgur.com//Ua8Uv.jpg
54:00 <Doodle> umm ah
55:00 <Skirmish> Did it look something like this ooomp? http://i1.fuskator.com/large/awdVI6pLfPQ/Busty-Teen-Babe-with-Big-Naturals-in-Shower-12.jpg
55:00 <Doodle> i might rename my knob paperclip
55:00 <Serenity> hahah ;)
55:00 <invizzi> nice
55:00 <ooomp> No Skirmish
55:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/3vo5F.jpg
55:00 <Serenity> you can eat my noms any day
55:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
55:00 <Skirmish> Evening Maurice. 
55:00 <muppet> why did i find that kind of arousing
55:00 <Serenity> :>
56:00 <Skirmish> Hey it's that muppet guy! 
56:00 <Maurice> Howdy
56:00 <muppet> it must be the floorboards
56:00 <Skirmish> muppet, I would like to let you know that after listening to a sound recording today I have decided we are friends. 
56:00 <muppet> hahaha did you hear the phone call
56:00 <Skirmish> Yah
56:00 <Doodle> olawd
57:00 <Maurice> Dats sum srs shit
57:00 <Doodle> yeee
57:00 <Doodle> banzaii bb
58:00 <muppet> im gunna mix a bunch of it into a tune
58:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Busta Rhymes - Break Ya Neck.mp3 (8.1MB 192kbps Stereo 5:53)
58:00 <Skirmish> I've got ass-ma
58:00 <Serenity> im just gonna...
58:00 <muppet> AHAHAHA
58:00 <Doodle> lesbites
58:00 <dematerialised> break ya neck
59:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/DMueQ.jpg
59:00 <Doodle> not clicking your shit anymore
59:00 <invizzi> any one know any good horror movies about possesion?
59:00 <ooomp> If you're male, don't look http://33.media.tumblr.com/680962e472214b523ad466ab72bbb599/tumblr_nlxu43pAYE1soudrzo1_400.gif
59:00 <muppet> leave her alone otherwise ill break ya fucken neck
59:00 <dematerialised> lol @ his dick
59:00 <dematerialised> its like a leech
59:00 <dematerialised> swinging about
00:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/UO0xM.jpg
00:00 <invizzi> too fit
01:00 <Doodle> 1 degree
01:00 <Serenity> dong
01:00 <ashleighxt> oh nice.
02:00 <ashleighxt> not enough sharing of sexy males
02:00 <Doodle> i dont like your tone
02:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/wUt8p.jpg
04:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Hot Action Cop - Fever For The Flava.mp3 (3.67MB 128kbps Stereo 4:00)
04:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/HmEx6.jpg lol reverse alien
05:00 <ooomp> https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/YxWrcYVL4jxM8zKHBL8ClIUAy8UkXHMdmPLnQ82PF3HnpbL8MZC9stY-8Rm4FLAz5X7yZ24bIFWk8b6Us-scVTJNAkoazbswl70H6CreKnoBVsSXlVus=w230-h320-nc
05:00 <thestig> lol
06:00 <invizzi> lol 
06:00 <StrykerX> lol
06:00 <Doodle>                                                                                              lol
06:00 <thestig> doooodlleeee
06:00 <faux> lol
06:00 <Doodle> sup g
06:00 <thestig> not much hows u
06:00 <Doodle> not too bad thx
06:00 <StrykerX> Trust Doodle  to be different.
06:00 <thestig> how was your interview for the same company u worked with before
06:00 <Doodle> lol you mean the government?
06:00 <faux> What a specific q
07:00 <Doodle> great
07:00 <ashleighxt> http://i.imgur.com/S9uSBZt.jpg
07:00 <thestig> i didnt know it was for the fbi
07:00 <thestig> oh u get it?
07:00 <Doodle> nah
07:00 <Doodle> scotland yard m8
07:00 <Doodle> dunno yet
07:00 <thestig> mi6
07:00 <Serenity> hnngg
07:00 <thestig> IMF
07:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
07:00 <Doodle> lol imf
07:00 <Doodle> hba
07:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/j0o6m.jpg gross
07:00 <ashleighxt> http://giant.gfycat.com/ObviousGoodKittiwake.webm
08:00 <StrykerX> TheRiddler, WTDF?
08:00 <StrykerX> WTF*
08:00 <thestig> ashleighxt +10
08:00 <ashleighxt> :>
08:00 <Doodle> whoah
08:00 <StrykerX> ashleighxt, nice choice!
08:00 <Doodle> mm
08:00 <Serenity> stupid thing wont play
09:00 <Doodle> GOOD
09:00 <thestig> lol
09:00 <thestig> the perfect cheeseburger
09:00 <Serenity> good urself
09:00 <ashleighxt> how about this one :) http://giant.gfycat.com/AnyVigilantArieltoucan.webm
09:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/j0o6m.jpg for the girls :p
09:00 <Doodle> hopefully once i get back from my shower all the lesbianism will be gone
09:00 <Doodle> i wont hold my breath tho
09:00 <Doodle> not like that girl
09:00 <faux> Same link ash
09:00 <Doodle> .
09:00 <TheRiddler> oops
10:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/sO7iD.jpg
10:00 <TheRiddler> that 1
10:00 <faux> Get your fukn act together cunt 
10:00 <faux> Jks ily
10:00 <ashleighxt> your fucked TheRiddler 
10:00 <thestig> its thewjm
10:00 <faux> Yum
10:00 <ashleighxt> not clicking any more links of yours
10:00 <Serenity> jeez
10:00 <faux> But why is his head so shiny
10:00 <StrykerX> LOL
10:00 <StrykerX> TheWJM
10:00 <ooomp> Lol
10:00 <thestig> he said it was for the girls lol
10:00 <faux> Is he channeling picard
10:00 <StrykerX> Close enough!
11:00 <Serenity> thats revolting
11:00 <TheRiddler> I accidentally linked the wrong 1
11:00 <ooomp> Suure
11:00 <faux> AM I LOOK ING AT THE WRONG PIC
11:00 <faux> Cos I'd bone that dude
11:00 <thestig> lol snart
11:00 <Serenity> both of them are disgusting
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol no that's the right 1
11:00 <faux> After wiping his head wth some parchment paper
11:00 <ashleighxt> too old for me
12:00 <faux> Old dudes r hot
12:00 <faux> some
12:00 <ooomp> Brown paper bag over head
12:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/ysdF2.jpg
12:00 <ooomp> Might pass as mid 30s
12:00 <ashleighxt> here's one for faux http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m55mz1NFHU1rruel2o1_500.jpg
12:00 <faux> Ash your banned from links
12:00 <TheRiddler> ok
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <faux> Lmaoo ashleigh
12:00 <faux> Gross ok
12:00 <thestig> SANTA!
13:00 <faux> He looks like he ate santa
13:00 <faux> Lmaoo yes
13:00 <ashleighxt> and all the raindeer
13:00 <thestig> getting ready to ride blitzen
13:00 <faux> Oh dear
13:00 <ashleighxt> every man that goes to nude beaches looks like him
13:00 <faux> Maybe he can buy himself a bigger dick for Christmas 
13:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/UpFY1.jpg this 1 is better
13:00 <Maurice> MERRY DICKMAS
13:00 <thestig> just borrow rudolfs one
13:00 <ashleighxt> some SG http://i.imgur.com/kLhUcyf.jpg
14:00 <faux> Merry dickmas santacock
14:00 <faux> Lool
14:00 <ashleighxt> thats pretty hawt :)
14:00 <TheRiddler> pikachu bikini
14:00 <thestig> if you turn her upside down illuminati 
14:00 <ashleighxt> http://zippy.gfycat.com/VerifiableFrighteningHammerheadbird.webm
14:00 <TheRiddler> triforce
14:00 <ashleighxt> http://i.imgur.com/OA8Y29S.jpg
15:00 <thestig> lol
15:00 <faux> Lmao
15:00 <ashleighxt> haha... wowww http://i.imgur.com/Otlvzrf.webm
15:00 <thestig> ooooh lambo door
15:00 <Serenity> fucking hell
15:00 <faux> Cd stacker nips
15:00 <faux> Ash link me hot old dudes
15:00 <faux> THANKS 
15:00 <Serenity> no pls
16:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/1cMqd.jpg
16:00 <thestig> faux http://41.media.tumblr.com/8b917357ffbaef7f212c8124ce770dd7/tumblr_neajnmtpaS1t9v3tbo1_1280.jpg
16:00 <ooomp> http://i.imgur.com/WEBOO.jpg like a vending machine, add some coins and choose
17:00 <faux> Nek minnit thestig links a pic of himself 
17:00 <ashleighxt> http://i.imgur.com/9LEbenC.jpg
17:00 <faux> Lol no he's too hairy and pink and has a bald spot 
17:00 <faux> Next
17:00 <ashleighxt> rofllll
18:00 <TheRiddler> I'm probably G2/1
18:00 <ashleighxt> http://i.imgur.com/Wcd0E8F.jpg
18:00 <thestig> http://40.media.tumblr.com/1f1e8974259a0ebcd11de69bd5a4c8f9/tumblr_ns9k6eXeTS1uomvefo1_400.jpg
18:00 <thestig> another for faux
19:00 <faux> lmao
20:00 <faux> Yeah no he's 2 orange
20:00 <faux> He looks like a grandpa orange with a dick
20:00 <Maurice> faux is all kinds of colourist tonight
20:00 <thestig> woow so fussy
20:00 <faux> Lmao
20:00 <faux> Link me normal coloured dudes
20:00 <faux> Gosh
21:00 <faux> mm you know who's a hot old dude
21:00 <faux> That dijon mustard dude from blood diamond 
21:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/5pFyO.jpg
21:00 <faux> Swipe ur card pls
22:00 <thestig> faux
22:00 <thestig> http://rule34-data-006.paheal.net/_images/69a23aed911094110ad403675074c1ca/1459191%20-%20Hugh_Jackman%20Marvel%20Wolverine%20X-Men%20fakes.jpg
22:00 <thestig> there u gp
22:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/Ol90H.jpg
22:00 <thestig> o
22:00 <faux> That'd be hot if it was actually him
23:00 <ashleighxt> http://i.imgur.com/f4NBPqX.jpg
23:00 <TheRiddler> mine is better lol
23:00 <thestig> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vZH1jO5hqKc/UHYPaPayZyI/AAAAAAAAI7Q/xS_yWY5bSn4/s1600/hugh+%2813%29.jpg
23:00 <thestig> faux
23:00 <invizzi> sex photo
23:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think so tim
23:00 <ashleighxt> ok ill stop
23:00 <faux> stig NO
23:00 <faux> snot real
23:00 <faux> :'(
24:00 <thestig> snart real?
24:00 <faux> look
24:00 <faux> lool*
24:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/wcy1l.jpg
25:00 <thestig> riddler what happened to westen bulldogs
25:00 <thestig> they gona win the flag?
25:00 <TheRiddler> nope
26:00 <TheRiddler> they're still inexperienced atm
26:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/0cLWY.jpg
26:00 <invizzi> http://www.bustys.net/videos/estelle-taylor-bikini-for-scoreland/estelle-taylor-bikini-for-scoreland-007.jpg
28:00 <TheRiddler> paperbag her!
28:00 <thestig> lol
28:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/JdTxH.jpg cock pic
29:00 <thestig> riddler stop osting your cock
29:00 <thestig> jesus
29:00 <Serenity> boooooobiesss
29:00 <Serenity> boobiesboobiesboobies
30:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/djqYo.jpg
31:00 <Serenity> ew
31:00 <Serenity> more tits
31:00 <StrykerX> More boobies are required
31:00 <StrykerX> STAT
31:00 <StrykerX> Or Serenity starts banning
31:00 <dematerialised> shut up you cock-hoarding mongol
32:00 <ashleighxt> i dont mind the cock pics
32:00 <Serenity> yeah but hes posting gross ones
32:00 <dematerialised> i salivate over them
32:00 <dematerialised> i imagine them between my breasts
32:00 <Clarkson> you're so fucking annoying
32:00 <dematerialised> well fuck you too Clarkson
32:00 <Serenity> he is clarky
32:00 <Clarkson> but seriously I'm not a fucking doctor
32:00 <Clarkson> you probably have more kids with sluts fat sluts and ruin the kids life
33:00 <Serenity> lol...
33:00 <dematerialised> yeah ok
33:00 <dematerialised> im going
33:00 <Serenity> im taking pictures of my own boobs
33:00 <Clarkson> so that she doest run shit down her legs when shes hurrying to the shitter
33:00 <TheRiddler> gross
33:00 <TheRiddler> Clarkson
33:00 <Clarkson> ill fucking knock you
33:00 <ashleighxt> when the software I just pirated makes me promise not to pirate the software: http://i.imgur.com/dN6tHa2.gif
33:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> you're mean Clarkson
34:00 <Clarkson> and I can't stand acts ... they shit me
34:00 <Skirmish> ashleighxt is into The Tasteless Gentleman. 
34:00 <ashleighxt> i dont get it
35:00 <Skirmish> I saw that meme there earlier tonight thought it may have been where you go it from. 
36:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/TheTastelessGentlemen?fref=nf   <---------- The reply section is just as funny as most of the pics. 
37:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10207591334961447&set=p.10207591334961447&type=1&theater    <---- That shirt. 
37:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSKimd9EX7s
37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: SG Lewis - Warm Views: 771,938 Uploader: TheSoundYouNeed Uploaded: Feb 28, 2015 Duration: 4m47s Rating: 4.91
37:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/PvYCM.jpg kitty
37:00 <ashleighxt> haha
37:00 <faux> Naww
38:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/70xLh.jpg boobs
38:00 <TheRiddler> look fake tho
38:00 <ashleighxt> fake is okay
39:00 <Skirmish> They're fake. 
40:00 <Skirmish> For TheRiddler, as pay back for all the nasty pics he has linked. https://www.facebook.com/TheTastelessGentlemen/photos/p.974885792569816/974885792569816/?type=1&theater
40:00 <Serenity> eff
40:00 <Serenity> phone died
41:00 <ashleighxt> hot
41:00 <ashleighxt> would smash
41:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/xcHrT.jpg
41:00 <TheRiddler> loll
41:00 <TheRiddler> aww
43:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=891303107602026&set=p.891303107602026&type=1&theater
43:00 <Skirmish> Cock sand. Something new. 
43:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/2u5cY.jpg random sg
43:00 <ashleighxt> hahahahaha wtf Skirmish 
44:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1175835225765990&set=p.1175835225765990&type=1&theater   <----- Not sure if it's funny because of the pic. 
44:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/fBTCm.jpg
45:00 <Doodle> https://s3.amazonaws.com/static.carthrottle.com/workspace/uploads/memes/1be-551d742dc0eae.jpg
45:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/sr7Ay.jpg LOL
45:00 <TheRiddler> for some reason I find this funny
46:00 <Skirmish> That just makes me frown. 
46:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=725964857550195&set=p.725964857550195&type=1&theater
46:00 <simba> Memes.
46:00 <Doodle> pls stop
46:00 <Doodle> i cant handle all the https
47:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/KpCbf.jpg
47:00 <Skirmish> People are enjoying the channel and laughing. Police on the scene. 
48:00 <Doodle> Skirmish: piss off
48:00 <Doodle> i swear your sense of humour was shot off in nam
48:00 <simba> People are enjoying the channel and laughing. Police on the scene. 
48:00 <simba> lmao what a fucking retard
48:00 <dematerialised> yours wouuld be too if you had to watch your buddies lie face down in the dirt
49:00 <Doodle> i did dematerialised
49:00 <Doodle> that was long after the war tho ;)
49:00 <Skirmish> All you seem to do of late simba is chime in to have a go at people using the channel. Only exception I have seen today was your footy chat. 
49:00 <Skirmish> What's your issue? 
49:00 <simba> fuck are you talking about 
49:00 <simba> i said memes
49:00 <simba> calm the fuck down
49:00 <dematerialised> simba m8
50:00 <dematerialised> you seem upset
50:00 <Doodle> Doodle m8
50:00 <Doodle> you seem awesome
50:00 <simba> lol why is dematerialised doing that now
50:00 <Doodle> why yes, yes i am
50:00 <simba> isnt shane meant to be normal
50:00 <simba> im gonna ask faux
50:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/11800506_10153165815904005_3675053168455126377_n.jpg?oh=f5ceebc6ba22f15953e7ac7b376e7f82&oe=5637C1C9
50:00 <Skirmish> No more links TheRiddler. The kill joys have spoken. 
50:00 <faux> Ask me what
50:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
50:00 <TheRiddler> aww
50:00 <Doodle> i said one fkn thing lol
50:00 <dematerialised> faux only wants me for my body
50:00 <faux> lol
50:00 <Doodle> like anybody ever listens to me anyway
51:00 <TheRiddler> but it was good
51:00 <Maurice> Plus your links are always shit
51:00 <Clarkson> i had a bunch of shit waiting on my next order from element14
51:00 <faux> Why is everyone so whiny
51:00 <Doodle> there is that
51:00 <Doodle> i dont know
51:00 <Doodle> i'm going to run over some hookers
51:00 <Doodle> bblz
51:00 <Maurice> Shhhh. I'm listening to reason
51:00 <Maurice> </PeeWee>
51:00 <dematerialised> im TRYING to use the phone!
51:00 <Maurice> Lolll
52:00 <Maurice> Been 30 yrs since that movie came out
52:00 <dematerialised> http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pc/sb/peewee/1
52:00 <thestig> just gona take the motor bike out on the waves
52:00 <thestig> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDi9uFcD7XI
54:00 <stebie> faux, it's the ops.. you now see everything for what it truly is
54:00 <stebie> ¬_¬
55:00 <Maurice> I'm not sure if you're calling me whiny or saying it's my fault these people have sand in their vaginas
56:00 <dematerialised> @ stands for sandy
56:00 <dematerialised> i.e sandyMaurice
56:00 <thestig> lol
58:00 <simba> Memes.
59:00 <ShadowLurker> youre all sandy snatches
01:00 <thestig> facebook based memes
02:00 <simba> Myspace Memes.
02:00 <Skirmish> irc memes
03:00 <thestig> get your free frog based memes
03:00 <Skirmish> Pepe memes
04:00 <simba> thestig stop bullying Skirmish about his meme passion
04:00 <Skirmish> Yes, you will get a PM from simba about it if you do not cease. 
05:00 <simba> wtf i only PMd you because you sooked up in here and i couldnt be bothered letting you sook it up in here
05:00 <simba> i did the right thing mate
05:00 <simba> didnt bother everyone with your bs
05:00 <simba> thank u, ur welcome
05:00 <stebie> ty simba
05:00 <Maurice> Why don't you all man the fuck up
05:00 <simba> thank u
05:00 <Maurice> You big bunch of fucking nancys
05:00 <Clarkson> sure as fuck it is like that.
05:00 <simba> Facebook Memes.
06:00 <stebie> should stay on facebook
06:00 <stebie> with your facebook friends
06:00 <stebie> and their facebook lives
06:00 <simba> agreed
06:00 <Serenity>  someone make me a roast beef n gravy roll
06:00 <Serenity> plz
07:00 <Skirmish> Isn't there already an ops only channel where they get to enjoy their own little utopia with no influence from outsiders? Why bring it here? 
07:00 <simba> make me ur lawfully wedded wife
07:00 <simba> genuinely no idea what youre talking about
07:00 <Skirmish> Not surprised. 
07:00 <Serenity> what the hell is happening
07:00 <Clarkson> Adonis fuck you, most of the bands are epic
07:00 <simba> lol
07:00 <ashleighxt> http://i.imgur.com/OLX8dwY.gif
08:00 <stebie> yes we do, but that doesn't mean we have to put up with a shitload of crap in here
08:00 <Clarkson> Nikky` has boobs
08:00 <faux> K
08:00 <Serenity> is bullying your new catchcry simba
09:00 <simba> lollll
09:00 <simba> (thestig wasnt actually bullying him Serenity)
09:00 <Serenity> eff stebie and faux are the same colour
09:00 <simba> altho he did react that way
09:00 <stebie> colour friends, faux and i
09:00 <Serenity> dont patronise me you little worm
09:00 <stebie> colour friends, til we die
09:00 <simba> dont patronise me you little worm
10:00 <Skirmish> We've gone from people laughing and linking pics to this. Good work ops. Channel fixed. 
10:00 <dematerialised> he who strikes fear in others is continuously in fear
10:00 <ashleighxt> my sex life lately: http://i.imgur.com/5yI4D13.gif
10:00 <Clarkson> u reffo cunt
10:00 <Serenity> i didnt do shit
10:00 <Clarkson> I haven't even been speaking, fuck off.
10:00 <Serenity> fuck u
10:00 <simba> so link some more memes you insecure emo
10:00 <Serenity> omg demat too wtf
10:00 <Serenity> 3 ppl the same colour
11:00 <faux> Lolll I love clarkson 
11:00 <Clarkson> [07:10:28] lol who the fuk is steve ?
11:00 <stebie> me
12:00 <Serenity> im watching i am cait
12:00 <Serenity> hnngg
13:00 <ashleighxt> night night
13:00 <faux> Ninis
13:00 <stebie> are you under some form of duress?
13:00 <Skirmish> night ashleighxt. 
13:00 <faux> lmao
13:00 <Serenity> :( nini
13:00 <Serenity> me stebie? 
13:00 <stebie> yes
14:00 <Serenity> only that there's nothing else on
14:00 <stebie> ah, i'm watching blacklist
14:00 <Skirmish> When does the new season of that begin? 
15:00 <faux> blacklist rocks
15:00 <Serenity> dont think I've seen it
15:00 <faux> I started hawaii 5 0 today 
15:00 <faux> Loving it so far
15:00 <Skirmish> James Spader is a brilliant actor. 
16:00 <stebie> no idea, i'm not a regular viewer
16:00 <stebie> the player looks interestingf
16:00 <stebie> -f
16:00 <Serenity> i think im pmsinh
16:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Have you watched Boston Legal? 
16:00 <Serenity> i want a maccas apple pie
16:00 <stebie> Serenity, after watching too much cait?
16:00 <Serenity> sporadic eps on tv skirmish
17:00 <Serenity> lol stebie yes >. <
17:00 <faux> They actually don't have as much sugar as I thought they would
18:00 <Skirmish> choko pie
18:00 <Serenity> what aple.pies?
18:00 <Serenity> uh..
18:00 <Serenity> apple
19:00 <faux> Yes
19:00 <Serenity> i wanna make me own
19:00 <Serenity> lazy.
20:00 <faux> I think the pastry bit of the maccas one is the best bit 
20:00 <Skirmish> There is a group pushing for school zones to be reduced to 30km/h. :-/ 
20:00 <faux> If u can replicate that u rock
20:00 <Serenity> yeah i dont know what its made from 
20:00 <Serenity> i dont think it's normal pastry
20:00 <B1{MIA}> `
20:00 <B1{MIA}> oopss
21:00 <B1{MIA}> carry on
21:00 <faux> Yeah its bubbly n yum
21:00 <Serenity> or maybe it is pastry but fried
21:00 <Serenity> hmmm
21:00 <faux> Yah 
21:00 <simba> no spamming b1 lol
21:00 <Serenity> i have a deep fryyyerrr...
21:00 <faux> Do it
22:00 <Serenity> i might on teh weekend
22:00 <Skirmish> Is it a single layer of puff pastry put in the frier? 
22:00 <faux> I think I just ate about 658 blueberried
22:00 <faux> Love me some bloobz
22:00 <Maurice> Google says it's puff pastry then deep fried
23:00 <faux> Yum
23:00 <faux> P sure sez sa
23:00 <faux> Said it
23:00 <faux> Before u skirmish lol
23:00 <faux> Can't take all the cred n8
23:00 <faux> M8
23:00 <Skirmish> She never said puff pastry. 
23:00 <Skirmish> It's the specifics. 
23:00 <faux> Puff my dick
23:00 <Serenity> wtf else pastry
23:00 <Serenity> ur such a boy
23:00 <faux> Lol
24:00 <Serenity> all the females knew
24:00 <Skirmish> After I said it, sure. 
24:00 <faux> Lol
24:00 <faux> Shhh
24:00 <Skirmish> :D
24:00 <Skirmish> Sorry, don't want to bully anyone. 
24:00 <faux> Omg you're s9 grudgy
24:00 <faux> Stop repeating everything 8 times
25:00 <Serenity> lol
26:00 <faux> Sorry, don't want to bully anyone. Ha ha ha ha.
26:00 <Skirmish> The Tasteless Gentleman
26:00 <faux> You know what i miss
26:00 <faux> Ribena
26:00 <faux> Do they still make tht
27:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it's still sold in woolies at least.
27:00 <Serenity> yeah its everywhere
27:00 <Skirmish> You can get the bottles or poppas. 
27:00 <faux> It prob has like 399g of sugar
27:00 <faux> googling 
28:00 <Skirmish> Have a nice Ribena at the start of your day and you have all day to burn it off. 
28:00 <Serenity> im faiely sure you can get a low joule one
29:00 <faux>  Uh Google is being slow
29:00 <faux> There's a no added sugar one
29:00 <faux> Woot
29:00 <faux> Couldn't find how much in the normal one 
29:00 <faux> Ceebs searching 
29:00 <Serenity> ill look next tkme 
29:00 <Serenity> time..
34:00 <Maurice> http://www.fatsecret.com.au/calories-nutrition/ribena/blackcurrant-fruit-drink/1-box
35:00 <ShadowLurker> wubb wubbb wubbb  korn
37:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <partay> 25g per 250ml thats a fuckload
40:00 <Serenity> undet 10g per 100ml is fine
41:00 <stebie> that's roughly the same as coke
41:00 <stebie> :/
41:00 <partay> it is 
41:00 <partay> bit less 
42:00 <partay> about 50g is the recommended 
42:00 <partay> daily intake
42:00 <partay> theres more than that in one 750ml Ice break™ and i drink 2 of them a day
43:00 <Serenity> i had a choc mint oak before i dont even wanna know what was in it
43:00 <ShadowLurker> choc mint and awesome
44:00 <partay> MMmm choc mint 
45:00 <partay> i train like a thoroughbred though.. burn it off quickly
46:00 <Serenity> i sure as shit do not
49:00 <ShadowLurker> disorderrrrrr disorderrrrrr wub wub wubb
49:00 <ShadowLurker> the toxicity of our cury buurrrrubbbbb tiss wubbb 
50:00 <ShadowLurker> city*
51:00 <anotherirc3r> ewww. SOAD is ruined now
53:00 <ShadowLurker> fucking dont listen to it then cockwhore
54:00 <dematerialised> the toxicity
54:00 <stebie> kristen bell... mmmm
54:00 <dematerialised> of our curry
54:00 <dematerialised> of our curr-y
54:00 <TheRiddler> a whole oak 600ml is 60g of sugar
54:00 <Serenity> post curry haa
55:00 <Serenity> fuckkkk
55:00 <Serenity> see
55:00 <Serenity> i said i didnt want to know
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <partay> lol
55:00 <ShadowLurker> when angelss deserve to dieeee pirrurrubbbb
55:00 <partay> but it tastes good 
55:00 <Serenity> so so good
56:00 <dematerialised> when i became the sun i shone life into the mens hearts!
56:00 <dematerialised> good song
56:00 <dematerialised> infact all of SOAD is great
56:00 <ShadowLurker> its even better dubbed
56:00 <dematerialised> mind is still by far my favourite track though
57:00 <Serenity> im a big soad fan
57:00 <dematerialised> infact the whoel self-titled album is terrific
57:00 <Serenity> yep
57:00 <dematerialised> every time mind comes on, right after the last "love eachother"
57:00 <dematerialised> stereo gets cranked
57:00 <ShadowLurker> agreed 
57:00 <Serenity> toxicity came out when i was pregnant with lily and i listened to it so often she would fall asleep to it after she was born
58:00 <Maurice> Serenity, did you see my link on whatsapp about the golden gaytime tubs of ice cream?
58:00 <Maurice> They have a mint one too apparently
58:00 <Serenity> yesssß
58:00 <Serenity> hnnggg
58:00 <simba> ß
59:00 <Serenity> fuck i want ice cream
59:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-iepu3EtyE
59:00 <Clarkson> Random Quote (56): <JWH018> are u gonna study my cock tonight? <aish> JWH018 sorry i dont have a magnify glass ;)
59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: System Of A Down - Aerials Views: 76,284,958 Uploader: systemofadownVEVO Uploaded: Oct 3, 2009 Duration: 4m4s Rating: 4.90
00:00 <dematerialised> the joys of car ownership
01:00 <dematerialised> rego came in, 350 bucks for 6 months
01:00 <dematerialised> the pain
01:00 <Serenity> yerp
01:00 <ShadowLurker> sezz does
01:00 <ShadowLurker> damn scrolled
01:00 <Serenity> i what
01:00 <ShadowLurker> make good dimsims 
01:00 <ShadowLurker> also not bad
01:00 <Serenity> oh
01:00 <ShadowLurker> https://youtu.be/VCx9lV3mPPs
01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Indestructible (st.money remix) - Disturbed Views: 183,849 Uploader: samsthaman121 Uploaded: Nov 7, 2010 Duration: 4m17s Rating: 4.74
02:00 <ShadowLurker> not too steppy
02:00 <Serenity> are you just sitting out there listenjng to ds
02:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <dematerialised> i need to borrow someones driveway so i can check my exhaust
03:00 <ShadowLurker> nah im fixing my welder
03:00 <dematerialised> sometimes this place shits me
03:00 <ShadowLurker> we have ramps
03:00 <Maurice> Just drive it into the loungeroom
03:00 <dematerialised> tempting Maurice
03:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <dematerialised> so tempting
03:00 <dematerialised> except then i'd be homeless
03:00 <Serenity> mooove
03:00 <Maurice> You can live in your car
03:00 <Serenity> closer to here cause we're cool
03:00 <Maurice> Stop being so negative
03:00 <dematerialised> the car doesnt have full speed internet
04:00 <dematerialised> although i spose i could just steal someone's wireless
04:00 <dematerialised> ...
04:00 <Serenity> nbn will be ready here in the next 5 weeks
04:00 <dematerialised> all i'd have to sort out is a shower
04:00 <Serenity> woop woop
04:00 <ShadowLurker> id rather be negative nancy than positive jenny
05:00 <dematerialised> free thinkers are dangerous!
05:00 <Serenity> did you like tankians solo albim demat
05:00 <dematerialised> i did indeed
05:00 <dematerialised> elect the dead was great
05:00 <dematerialised> not as heavy as SOAD but still really good
05:00 <dematerialised> scars on broadway was hit and miss
05:00 <Serenity> yeah i liked
06:00 <Serenity> Daron annoys me
06:00 <Serenity> so i didnt like SOB much
06:00 <ShadowLurker> nice drop on this one
06:00 <ShadowLurker> https://youtu.be/Oi5EfsDCkFw
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: SlipKnoT - Spit It Out [DUBSTEP REMIX by Elysium] *with musicvideo* [HD+] Views: 11,245 Uploader: Dubstep4Vampires Uploaded: Sep 24, 2012 Duration: 3m34s Rating: 4.86
06:00 <dematerialised> i'd share what music im listening to but that means re-writing my script so i dont get shat on by stebie
07:00 <Maurice> I was about to say the black guy on lip sync battles is attractive but theres about 20 of them on stage
08:00 <Serenity> lol
08:00 <ShadowLurker> not picky
09:00 <Maurice> I didn't know the chick on that show is married to John Legend
10:00 <Maurice> And she basically just said she's with him coz he pays the bills
10:00 <ShadowLurker> falling away from meeeeee wububbubbwubbb
12:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtWvxv7_mn0
12:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: MORTAL KOMBAT X Launch Trailer (1080p HD) (PS4/XboxOne) Views: 21,184 Uploader: DerRaizer Uploaded: Apr 6, 2015 Duration: 2m58s Rating: 4.90
12:00 <TheRiddler> they use chop suey 
13:00 <stebie> script or not, i'll shit on you
13:00 <dematerialised> you and your god damn floodbot script
13:00 <stebie> :>
13:00 <stebie> solved
14:00 <dematerialised> haha
14:00 <stebie> unless you use lots of non-ascii characters
14:00 <dematerialised> nah just colour codes
15:00 <dematerialised> technically i could have just uncommented a line in my script
15:00 <dematerialised> but that works too :P
16:00 <Picard> hrrmmmm
16:00 <partay> pictard shush
16:00 <Picard> blow me fag boy
17:00 <TheRiddler> your cock wont get any bigger by being blown Picard
17:00 <nate> take that offer!
18:00 <dematerialised> like a large clitoris
18:00 <dematerialised> it worked
20:00 <stebie> until that mode is removed :/ 
21:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fGe7JwIc28
21:00 <stebie> YouTube Title: Mortal Kombat X: Official Launch Trailer (Making of the Trailer) Views: 74,342 Uploader: unCAGEDgamez Uploaded: Apr 6, 2015 Duration: 4m1s Rating: 4.93
21:00 <dematerialised> if (stebie ison $chan) { describe $chan playing :: strip(%wa.string) }
21:00 <dematerialised> solved :P
22:00 <TheRiddler> shavo
22:00 <stebie> ^_-
23:00 <stebie> *if ((stebie ison $chan) && (stebie isop $chan))
23:00 <stebie> or: if ((stebie ison $chan) && ((stebie isop $chan) || (stebie ishop $chan)))
23:00 <dematerialised> right up until you autoop somehow
23:00 <dematerialised> :P
24:00 <stebie> nah i don't do that
24:00 <stebie> cbf
24:00 <stebie> lol
24:00 <Serenity> *if ((stebie ison $ cock)
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
24:00 <dematerialised> hi lady
24:00 <ShadowLurker> say cock and see who gets here
24:00 <Clarkson> i told her i dated a sicilian for 6 years and she goes "hahaha u seen nothing yet come and fuck me up the ass and ill tell u what happens"
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi
24:00 <Serenity> hahah
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
25:00 <stebie> lol
25:00 <ShadowLurker> also https://youtu.be/utAhJrViD-M
25:00 <stebie> YouTube Title: [Metalstep] Disturbed - Voices (Ruben K Remix) Views: 55,387 Uploader: RubÃ©n K Uploaded: Dec 17, 2014 Duration: 3m6s Rating: 4.91
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> does it have cock?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> or weird stuff?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH!
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> my ears hurt
26:00 <dematerialised> haha
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkhHmfvj6xU
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: RÃœFÃœS - You Were Right Views: 109,219 Uploader: sweatitoutmusic Uploaded: Jun 30, 2015 Duration: 3m59s Rating: 4.87
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's better
26:00 <TheRiddler> wb katatonic_kate01
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> fanks
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
27:00 <TheRiddler> bored
27:00 <TheRiddler> you?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> uni + dusk till dawn tv series
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure i wanna do both of the 'brothers' mostly because they're wearing suits
28:00 <dematerialised> suits automatically make everyone rapeable
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much
29:00 <Serenity> almost
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> a well fitted suit = lusty times
29:00 <dematerialised> ^
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i could go on and on… but i'll stop lol
30:00 <dematerialised> i had one but then i got fat
30:00 <dematerialised> now i look like the fat controller
30:00 <partay> lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
30:00 <partay> i wear a suit to work everyday
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, noice
30:00 <partay> i have 3 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you wear them every day :|
30:00 <partay> heh yep
30:00 <Serenity> http://www.wallpaperseries.com/files/pics/Jason%20Statham%20In%20Black%20Suit%20Wallpaper.jpg
30:00 <Serenity> preow
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, do able!
31:00 <Maurice> I would do depraved things to that man
31:00 <Serenity> ahaha
31:00 <partay> thats a nice suit
31:00 <Maurice> And ShadowLurker can damn well wait his turn
32:00 <dematerialised> gg
32:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
32:00 <ShadowLurker> and preow statham
32:00 <dematerialised> im siting like 10m away from my screen
32:00 <dematerialised> not my fault i missed a character
33:00 <ShadowLurker> need bigger screen
33:00 <dematerialised> there we go
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.lyvbh.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Idris-Elba-in-a-Suit-235x300.jpg
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just jizzed my pants
34:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/11825207_10154219719114298_558713376354368832_n.jpg?oh=fb4b942044a34305d1215a90d71b8435&oe=56517596
35:00 <dematerialised> haha
35:00 <Serenity> oh ewww lori
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahah
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomits*
37:00 <simba> lorry
37:00 <Maurice> Woah
37:00 <Maurice> Haven't heard that before
37:00 <dematerialised> lawry
37:00 <simba> Woah 
38:00 <Serenity> its pronounced slut bag
38:00 <Maurice> It's pronounced THWAITE
38:00 <ShadowLurker> i just said that "slutguts"
39:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <Maurice> Unfortunately I don't think I fit in the slut category :(
40:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh that bars been set pretty high now
40:00 <partay> sadly
41:00 <Maurice> Lol
41:00 <Maurice> I'm not tall enough to reach that bar
41:00 <Maurice> Not sure anyone is
41:00 <Serenity> dont lie you boned all of Perth
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <Maurice> Shhh
41:00 <Maurice> Secrets, Serenity, learn to keep em
42:00 <Serenity> hahah
44:00 <TheRiddler> how about a woman in a black suit
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, awesome
44:00 <dematerialised> i've still got an offer of anal from Maurice waiting to be redeemed
45:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/17/article-2659652-1ED50D3200000578-528_306x767.jpg
45:00 <dematerialised> but she's a confirmed lesbian
45:00 <Clarkson> [08:47:45] Sara_R tits out for the lads
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol yes
45:00 <dematerialised> also that's a terrible suit
46:00 <dematerialised> its half way down her thigh
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.thefashionmuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/professional-black-dress-suit-for-plus-size-women.jpg
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> see even "plus sized" women look awesome in a 'suit'
47:00 <dematerialised> +1
47:00 <Serenity> omg i just nuked cookie dough
47:00 <Serenity> best thing evrr
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg vomit
47:00 <Serenity> ever
47:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.cablecarcouture.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/charlie-chaplain-halloween-2-edited-236x500.jpg
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <dematerialised> thats better
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
48:00 <dematerialised> a little too small for her though
48:00 <TheRiddler> http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6bju5ZrOe1r0ns1qo1_1280.jpg
49:00 <TheRiddler> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/Riayn/6b38be34.jpg
50:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.hollywoodtake.com/sites/hollywoodtake.com/files/styles/large/public/2014/03/28/shailene-woodley_0.jpg?itok=wsGGkuXy
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ew
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> that i horrible
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> the shoes are horrible
50:00 <TheRiddler> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/dc/53/06/dc530626a537cc66908ca7bc086fb997.jpg
50:00 <dematerialised> she looks like her vagina smells like sour cream
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup with the lesbian suit wearers ?
51:00 <Maurice> I hate pointy heels
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that pointy is offensive!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> I've got some point shoes, but not THAT pointy
52:00 <Maurice> I suppose they're good for nutsack kicking
52:00 <Clarkson> Ahahaha u cunts
52:00 <Maurice> Shut up Clarkson
52:00 <Clarkson> [14:32] <Serenity> fuck offff
52:00 <dematerialised> man i sprained my arm/elbow on my midnight trip on the weekend
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew that
52:00 <dematerialised> still fucking hurts so bad
52:00 <Clarkson> playing your shit music
52:00 <dematerialised> i should probably go toa  doc
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> too much wanking?
52:00 <Maurice> Less wanking
52:00 <dematerialised> almost feels like i have a fracture in my forearm
53:00 <Serenity> ouch
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeh you should probably go see someone about that aye
53:00 <dematerialised> nah i went ass-up walking through some riverbed/pipelines trying to get to my photo spot
53:00 <dematerialised> stupid me didnt takea  torch and was relying on moonlight
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> fail!
53:00 <dematerialised> yeah
54:00 <dematerialised> and on top of that the sensor in my camera fried itself
54:00 <dematerialised> so all my photos came out shit
54:00 <Maurice> You're lucky Ivan Milat didn't try picking you up
54:00 <Clarkson> it's hard to be nice when u have had a hand stuck up ur twat since 2008
54:00 <Serenity> did you have shoes on
54:00 <dematerialised> yes lol
55:00 <Serenity> surprise!  lol
55:00 <dematerialised> so much fun driving around out there at midnight though lol
55:00 <dematerialised> stop in the middle of the road, parked the car on a bridge
55:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1234265/images/o-GILLIAN-ANDERSON-THE-X-FILES-facebook.jpg
55:00 <dematerialised> not a single soul except me out there lol
55:00 <TheRiddler> the best
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice riddler
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck being out in the middle of no where
56:00 <dematerialised> nah i love it
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> but spiders and snakes
58:00 <dematerialised> part of the fun!
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> and things that lurk around at night
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pass aye!
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd do a fire and marshmallows  that's bout it lol
59:00 <dematerialised> hah
59:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/FFtxac4
59:00 <dematerialised> dog cemetery at 2am
59:00 <dematerialised> lol
59:00 <dematerialised> spooky spooky skeltons
59:00 <dematerialised> you can also see all the dots from my fucked sensor >:(
59:00 <ShadowLurker> and me
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