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00:00 <NightOwl1> Love forged over a tub of ice cream 
00:00 <Dugnuts> mint??
00:00 <Dugnuts> eww
00:00 <Serenity> yes
00:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol as if
00:00 <Dugnuts> ruined
00:00 <b-queen> icecream brings everyone together
00:00 <Serenity> pff as if ew
00:00 <Dugnuts> ewwww
00:00 <Serenity> mint rules
00:00 <katatonic_kate01_> mint in the bomb
00:00 <Dugnuts> EWWWWW
00:00 <Dugnuts> no way
00:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeh you can stop typing now
00:00 <Serenity> probably rhe best flavor there iz
00:00 <Dugnuts> not even
00:00 <NightOwl1> Until dug eats the last of it and Kate calls him a cunt
00:00 <Dugnuts> caramel
00:00 <Dugnuts> nom nom
00:00 <Serenity> yuck
01:00 <NightOwl1> Then it'll be back to normal
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sif ow;
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> l
01:00 <NightOwl1> Yeah true you'll eat the last bit kk
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :P
02:00 <katatonic_kate01_> next
02:00 <Serenity> goddd my throat feels like its been fucked by a grater
02:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah same
02:00 <dematerialised> sorry love
02:00 <Serenity> loll
02:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
02:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
03:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i should go to bed
03:00 <dematerialised> yeah same
03:00 <Dugnuts> not working tonight?
03:00 <Serenity> me too
03:00 <katatonic_kate01_> already finished work
03:00 <Maurice> I should go to bed but as usual, I wont
04:00 <Dugnuts> i should stay up
04:00 <Dugnuts> dont have work until 2pm tomorrow
04:00 <Serenity> i woke up at 7.. went out came back.. back to sleep at 10
04:00 <Dugnuts> if i get up too early i'll be too tired for when i need to be concentrating really hard
04:00 <Serenity> slept till 1
04:00 <Serenity> till tired
04:00 <Maurice> I went back to bed this morning too
04:00 <Dugnuts> slackers
04:00 <Maurice> Had the weirdest dream I was on holiday then air raids happened
04:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
04:00 <Maurice> And my legs got burnt and I was mega pissed off coz they were gonna cut my fave jeans
05:00 <Serenity> i had a dream i kept dying last night
05:00 <Serenity> stupid painkiller dreams
05:00 <dematerialised> those are the best
05:00 <Maurice> I hate the ones where you seem to move in slow motion coz your feet stick to the ground
05:00 <Serenity> nah i was fucked last night they made me feel all dizzy and gross for some reason
06:00 <Maurice> Or you try punching/hitting/shooting someone but thats also slow mo and does nothing
06:00 <Dugnuts> you 2 have weird dreams
06:00 <dematerialised> i dont ahve that problem
06:00 <dematerialised> in my dreams i kill people
06:00 <dematerialised> and stomp on necks
06:00 <dematerialised> im not violent at all
06:00 <Dugnuts> i barely have dreams that i remember at all
06:00 <Serenity> and u want to come to my house???
06:00 <Maurice> I did have a dream I was dating Channing Tatum but had the sword from Kill Bill and we fought ninjas
06:00 <Maurice> That was pretty epic
06:00 <dematerialised> i onyl need to use te driveway
06:00 <dematerialised> its ok
06:00 <Serenity> hahah
06:00 <dematerialised> you can miss out on your once and a lifetime opportunity to touch me
07:00 <Maurice> Serenity will be in the window with her camera
07:00 <Serenity> plz
07:00 <Serenity> if its not your knob im not interested
07:00 <dematerialised> haha
07:00 <dematerialised> i'll whip it out just for you
07:00 <Maurice> In the driveway?
07:00 <Serenity> ace
07:00 <dematerialised> yeah
08:00 <Serenity> if you need to pee you can pee on the lemon tree
08:00 <Serenity> lol
08:00 <dematerialised> haha
08:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
08:00 <Dugnuts> good old lemon trees
08:00 <dematerialised> although i've just realised if its what i think it is that i need to fix
09:00 <dematerialised> its gonna be hard to tell because it'll be warmed up by the time i get there
09:00 <Serenity> do you have no drive way at all
09:00 <dematerialised> no
09:00 <Serenity> gay
09:00 <Maurice> Thats pretty poofterific
11:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/Azl1Pxd
12:00 <dematerialised> thats my front yard
12:00 <dematerialised> 8m wide
12:00 <dematerialised> no driveway
12:00 <Maurice> Use the driveway next to you
12:00 <dematerialised> cant, people park in it lol
12:00 <Maurice> To check your car I meant
12:00 <Maurice> Not for full time parking
13:00 <Serenity> ww
13:00 <Serenity> ew
13:00 <Serenity> we can fit like 12 cars here
13:00 <dematerialised> yeah i saw
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> Gawd
13:00 <dematerialised> basically a car park out the front lol
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> Parking lot
13:00 <Maurice> I could probably fit 4 in my driveway including the garage
14:00 <Serenity> err
14:00 <Serenity> stalkerr
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol well I've got one pissy car park
14:00 <Maurice> YOU CAN TALK ABOUT STALKERS
14:00 <dematerialised> sif stalker
14:00 <dematerialised> you posted a pic on FB
14:00 <Serenity> haha
14:00 <dematerialised> not my fault i know how to use google maps
14:00 <Serenity> rofl
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> Gah!
15:00 <Serenity> lucky we have an alarm :o
15:00 <Maurice> The mum on Bobs Burgers looks like one of the teachers from school
15:00 <dematerialised> lol
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ha!
15:00 <dematerialised> i've seen a picture facing out the front of her place, but i dont know her area well enough to find it
15:00 <dematerialised> er
16:00 <dematerialised> her == maurice
16:00 <dematerialised> gg brain
16:00 <Maurice> Serenity found it
16:00 <Maurice> She even left me something in the letterbox
16:00 <Serenity> i know her real name lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oooo
16:00 <Serenity> i toot her house
16:00 <Maurice> Sometimes she just drives past with a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
16:00 <dematerialised> although i could just say im in the area and getting hjs, pretty sure i'd get your addy in like two seconds
16:00 <dematerialised> lol
17:00 <Serenity> hajaha
17:00 <Serenity> whopper now!
17:00 <Maurice> I nearly went and got it today
17:00 <Maurice> Regretting it now
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
17:00 <Serenity> im getting one friday
17:00 <Maurice> Im pub lunching tomorrow so it wont be tomorrow
18:00 <Serenity> mmm pub lunch
19:00 <dematerialised> i was meant to go to feddies on the way back from my midnight country trip
19:00 <dematerialised> but i was fucking knackered lol
19:00 <Clarkson> yeah bitches IM BANGIN THE DAZZLELAND BOY
19:00 <dematerialised> also slightly delerious
19:00 <Serenity> I'm craving all foods i must be pmsing
20:00 <Doodle> mostly cock tho
20:00 <Doodle> hey
20:00 <Clarkson> notice he tries using my shit on me?
20:00 <Serenity> how rude
20:00 <Maurice> Doodle don't use Clarksons shit on him
20:00 <Clarkson> its sad that has a total cunt irl
20:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
21:00 <Doodle> brb
21:00 <Serenity> im drinking sugar free coola
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> We
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Er
21:00 <dematerialised> whats wrong with you
21:00 <Serenity> what
22:00 <Serenity> tastes exactly the same
22:00 <dematerialised> hmm not to me it doesnt lol
22:00 <Serenity> without the 500g of sugar
23:00 <thestig> DOOOOODOLEEEEEEEEEEEEE
24:00 <Dugnuts> mew is so bouncy
24:00 <Maurice> I got watermelon cordial today
26:00 <Serenity> yum
27:00 <amsy> i dont like fake watermelon flavour but watermelons are delicious
27:00 <thestig> ....................
27:00 <Dugnuts> im with amsy
27:00 <amsy> stiggo
28:00 <thestig> watermelons are fake flavoured 
28:00 <thestig> hi amsy :D
28:00 <Dugnuts> fake watermelon isnt the best
28:00 <thestig> nuts
28:00 <Maurice> I don't like any watermelon but my kid kept asking me to get it
28:00 <amsy> i feel the same about cherries
28:00 <amsy> like the fruit 
29:00 <amsy> hate cherry flavoured lollies
29:00 <thestig> shame they dont have fruit in norway
29:00 <amsy> lol its all we eat ok
29:00 <thestig> dont they have meat there?
30:00 <amsy> yuh
30:00 <amsy> lol i was exaggerating
30:00 <thestig> do you own freezers or do your just put it ouside?
30:00 <amsy> loooots of fruit eaten here though
30:00 <amsy> lol i love how you think norway is caveman country when its actually australia
31:00 <thestig> IM IN NORWAY!DD?
31:00 <thestig> woot
31:00 <amsy> coming over in 10?
31:00 <Dugnuts> oh damn
31:00 <Dugnuts> cherries
31:00 <thestig> YES
31:00 <Dugnuts> awesome
33:00 <amsy> haha
33:00 <Doodle> mmm
33:00 <Doodle> got all 3 for my gta characters banging the same stripper
33:00 <Doodle> *of
33:00 <Doodle> thatdeserves a trophy
33:00 <Doodle> also what a slut
33:00 <Clarkson> otherwise, criminals woudl be cryin foul and get away with all sorts of shit
44:00 <amsy> lol
47:00 <Serenity> whatasluzz
48:00 <MrMark> ABBA...............The Winner Takes it All
49:00 <Taco> I nacho father
49:00 <Maurice> Doodles GTA stories give us an insight into his porn viewing
49:00 <Clarkson> [10:31:44] thankyou tv, for bringing me fucking gay ads.
50:00 <Doodle> heheee
51:00 <Taco> while i was away what were u taco bout?
51:00 <Taco> anyfin good?
58:00 <Taco> r u guiz pickin on me cuz im moauri?
03:00 <doctor> There was a huge fight and a lot of people died but they came back so was ok
24:00 <Taco> oh okay who won?
24:00 <Taco> axis?
17:00 <Dugnuts> well
17:00 <Dugnuts> night uglies
07:00 <faux>  Morning BF
07:00 <BitchFace> morning hun
27:00 <muppet> huhhu
31:00 <gs69azza> yes
04:00 <faux> yes
10:00 <thestig> im at work doing nothing loooool
12:00 <thestig> guess it aint nothing new on irc
24:00 <faux> Lol
24:00 <faux> What do u do for work
25:00 <gs69azza> that's me erryday
28:00 <faux> I bought red tip bananas
28:00 <faux> They look like baboon butts 
28:00 <faux> So weird
31:00 <BitchFace> some of our customers are idiots
35:00 <Skirmish> A large % of the population are idiots. It's why we have a liberal govt right now. 
36:00 <gs69azza> some tech guys are retards
36:00 <gs69azza> who can't read logfiles
37:00 <Skirmish> Yeah ShadowLurker you retard. 
37:00 <Skirmish> BitchFace: When I am at work and I am dealing with a person I consider an idiot, I just imagine that they are a potato in a shirt. 
37:00 <ShadowLurker> good thing im not  a tech guy then
38:00 <Skirmish> It helps to empathise with their stupidity if you believe they're a potato. 
38:00 <Skirmish> That's just me though. I'm a bully. 
39:00 <Skirmish> To be honest, most of you are potatos. 
40:00 <gs69azza> got some retard who is supposed to know his own application... it crashed, I read logfile, showed him where it crashed.. .still doesn't get it
40:00 <faux> You're also a potato... With a big ego
40:00 <BitchFace> we have a customer who has paid 1/2 of one invoice 1/3 of another and about 1/4 of another because you know paying one whole invoice is too fucking hard
40:00 <faux> Mmm now I want potatoes 
40:00 <gs69azza> i'm a strong potato when fucked
40:00 <gs69azza> loooool
40:00 <gs69azza> why would they do that?
41:00 <Skirmish> faux: My ego is just for show. It's all part of the grand production that is irc. 
41:00 <Skirmish> I really cry at night with self loathing issues. 
41:00 <gs69azza> https://soundcloud.com/marlomusic/marlo-tomorrowland-2015-full-on-ferry-stage
41:00 <gs69azza> some good tunes today
41:00 <BitchFace> because they are douche bags!
41:00 <faux> That actually wouldn't surprise me
42:00 <Skirmish> lol 
42:00 <faux> Fuck this show is so good
42:00 <faux> hawaii 5 0
42:00 <faux> Get on it people
42:00 <Skirmish> I see no problem with someone having self confidence.
43:00 <faux> There's a difference between confidence and cockiness
45:00 <Serenity> lol tech guy
45:00 <Serenity> ew
45:00 <Skirmish> It's all in the eye of the beholder. 
47:00 <Skirmish> I think I watched one episode of 5 0 and wasn't all that impressed ... unless I am mixing it up with another show. One second, I shall google 
47:00 <Skirmish> Have you watched the 5 seasons of the Tudors faux? 
48:00 <faux> No
49:00 <Skirmish> Add it to your list. It's brilliant. 
49:00 <Skirmish> Based around King Henry and his wives.
49:00 <Skirmish> Lots of sex and boobs. 
50:00 <faux> lol
51:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it was Hawaii 5 0 I watched. Not my type of show. 
52:00 <Skirmish> CSI Miami ruined shows for me where the acting was borderline mediocre. 
58:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hullo gang
00:00 <Skirmish> Oh hai. 
02:00 <Blitzkrieg> Asl 
02:00 <Skirmish> 17 f thailand
03:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hot
04:00 <Blitzkrieg> U liek sex? 
06:00 <BitchFace> faux can u please give me a medical cert to get me off work lol 
06:00 <Serenity> hows your foot lol
06:00 <BitchFace> really really swollen and sore today... that makes me unable to work right??
07:00 <Serenity> hahaha yep
07:00 <BitchFace> win! 
07:00 <Serenity> only youd break your foot that way
07:00 <BitchFace> man i should have taken the workers comp cert at the hospital lol
07:00 <Serenity> haha
07:00 <Blitzkrieg> How'd you break it? 
08:00 <BitchFace> kicking a kid
08:00 <Blitzkrieg> Nice 
08:00 <Blitzkrieg> As you do
10:00 <faux> I'll just bash Anthony to give u the day off
10:00 <BitchFace> i am going to finish these emails then off to the couch for crap tv and pain killers
11:00 <faux> nice
13:00 <Serenity> my whole head feels lile a giant ball of snot
13:00 <Serenity> ugh
16:00 <BitchFace> w00t billing done now wait for the customer that doesn't know how to pay a full invoice to sook
21:00 <ShadowLurker> oh boy
21:00 <ShadowLurker> shits gotten real
21:00 <Clarkson> then he can take a shit in your letterbox
21:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh clarky
21:00 <Clarkson> fuck this guy who thinks he's the best person in the world is so fucking annoying
21:00 <ShadowLurker> thats exactly whats happened clarky
21:00 <Clarkson> where do you find more bitches Bastardly_One?
22:00 <ShadowLurker> lololol steve got told to fuck off from eng
22:00 <Clarkson> look what I can do on shit even like Massive
22:00 <ShadowLurker> hahhahahaha
24:00 <faux> Show me where u pee from clarkson 
24:00 <Clarkson> either that or u sucked the alien in your ass
24:00 <faux> Lol
29:00 <ShadowLurker> show me where you pee from 
29:00 <gs69azza> I also would like to see this
29:00 <faux> Lolll
29:00 <ShadowLurker> hahhaha
30:00 <ShadowLurker> serenity 
30:00 <ShadowLurker> wannabang
31:00 <faux> Pics
32:00 <gs69azza> BUTTS
32:00 <faux> U
32:00 <faux> Haven't sent me butts in forevs
32:00 <faux> Slacking 
36:00 <ShadowLurker> https://41.media.tumblr.com/786ed12a67e203f84dfc9a3b4b7b8b10/tumblr_nrbycntdGG1uaihczo1_400.jpg
36:00 <ShadowLurker> BUTT
37:00 <Unresolved> morning 
37:00 <Unresolved> finally finished my project 
39:00 <Unresolved> http://puu.sh/jqVM2/984aa942bb.jpg
39:00 <ShadowLurker> https://40.media.tumblr.com/407b44feb16719e276a2155f59b36899/tumblr_ns6hjfaGuu1s7wqelo1_400.jpg
40:00 <ShadowLurker> this looks like it could be fun
41:00 <Serenity> what did steve do
41:00 <Serenity> its 8 degrees out here anf im burning up n sweating
41:00 <Serenity> fuck this
41:00 <Unresolved> she gana have all the fun on this picture 
41:00 <Unresolved> lol
54:00 <ShadowLurker> he came up here telling us how to do our job
55:00 <ShadowLurker> we sent an email saying a product has been released now he wants to know the test results and paper trail that initiated the changes etc
55:00 <ShadowLurker> ian goes "you dont need to know that"
55:00 <ShadowLurker> now hes all upset and sulking
56:00 <Serenity> its like hes just looking for ways to create more work for people
56:00 <ShadowLurker> he wants to be in control of all the loops
56:00 <ShadowLurker> and he cant hendle being excluded
56:00 <ShadowLurker> HENDLE
57:00 <Serenity> ahh nooo
01:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11811396_1628450304106755_8184841364157865320_n.jpg?oh=d05f756d1ed1f0e1bb2da0892523b104&oe=5649149C&__gda__=1447660541_f18ecf58d414fa24f3aa2d4932ede9f9
04:00 <ShadowLurker> so then ian exploded after some heated words
04:00 <ShadowLurker> told him to take his inferiority complex and fuck off
05:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL @ i am really pretty
17:00 <Serenity> sucks to be steve
17:00 <Serenity> no one likes him lol
21:00 <Unresolved> lol
22:00 <Unresolved> i need some feedbak
22:00 <Unresolved> http://puu.sh/jqVOP/1afa87e0b4.jpg
22:00 <Unresolved> made this not long ago 
22:00 <Unresolved> and i want to enter a comp
23:00 <Serenity> hey thats pretty cool
23:00 <Dugnuts> you did it?
23:00 <Dugnuts> thats pretty cool
23:00 <Dugnuts> is there supposed to be a message in it?
23:00 <Dugnuts> the ladder down to teh wasteland isnt too clear
24:00 <Unresolved> yea
24:00 <Unresolved> it has a msg 
24:00 <Unresolved> yea the ladder fucked me up 
24:00 <Unresolved> didnt find the right one i wanted 
24:00 <Unresolved> so i just had to put a gay one 
25:00 <Unresolved> i should of put a rope
26:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno, is it like the wasteland peeps are trying to climb into the promised green land
26:00 <Dugnuts> or the other way round
26:00 <Dugnuts> or is it that to keep the idyllic stuff we take things from the wasteland?
26:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
26:00 <BlackDevil> who has seen lenny kravits penis?
26:00 <Unresolved> lol
27:00 <Unresolved> something like that Dugnuts
27:00 <Unresolved> as u can se u have army garding the land
27:00 <Dugnuts> not really, the resolution is pretty small
27:00 <Dugnuts> its hard to make out the fine details
28:00 <Dugnuts> i thought that was a farmer
28:00 <Unresolved> yea its a screen shot 
28:00 <Unresolved> of the real picure 
28:00 <Unresolved> so the details wont show i guess
30:00 <Unresolved> either i put that one in the comp
30:00 <Unresolved> or this one 
30:00 <Unresolved> http://puu.sh/jqYIC/eabd01caea.jpg
31:00 <Dugnuts> i prefer the first one
31:00 <Dugnuts> but hey, i dont know art
31:00 <Unresolved> you dont have to know art to like art 
31:00 <Unresolved> lol
32:00 <Dugnuts> i prefer interactive art myself
32:00 <Unresolved> kool
33:00 <Unresolved> im in to photomanipulation
33:00 <Unresolved> photoshop geek here 
35:00 <ShadowLurker> im into genitalmanipulation
37:00 <Unresolved> ROFL!!!!!!
37:00 <Unresolved> to good
37:00 <Unresolved> so im guessing everyone here is from melb ?
37:00 <Dugnuts> you'd guess that, but you'd be wrong
38:00 <Unresolved> oh 4 sure 
38:00 <Unresolved> im not even from melb 
38:00 <Unresolved> so yea 
38:00 <Dugnuts> well there you go
38:00 <Unresolved> im from byron bay 
38:00 <Unresolved> lol
38:00 <Unresolved> pretty dam far id say 
38:00 <Unresolved> xD
39:00 <Dugnuts> people here from perth
40:00 <Dugnuts> and some from overseas from time to time
41:00 <Serenity> im making pancakes
42:00 <Dugnuts> bacon pancakes?
42:00 <Dugnuts> take some bacon and put it in a pancake
42:00 <Serenity> no
42:00 <Dugnuts> bacon paancaaaaaakes
45:00 <Unresolved> ew
45:00 <Unresolved> dont get me wrong i love both 
45:00 <Dugnuts> its from adventure time
45:00 <Unresolved> but together is a food bomb
46:00 <Dugnuts> nm
46:00 <Unresolved> lol
46:00 <Unresolved> i dont even hat mdconalds 
46:00 <Unresolved> eat*
46:00 <Unresolved> well we dont have mcdonalds here in byron 
46:00 <Unresolved> nor KFC or hungry jacks 
47:00 <Dugnuts> ok
47:00 <Unresolved> all we got is a subway lol
47:00 <Dugnuts> dunno what that has to do with bacon pancakes
47:00 <Dugnuts> but thanks for sharing
47:00 <Unresolved> yea i noticed 
47:00 <Unresolved> i went off track 
47:00 <Unresolved> nigga wat wrong with trying to start a convo 
47:00 <Unresolved> lol
48:00 <Unresolved> but in relation the point i was making was i dont eat shit 
48:00 <Unresolved> :D
48:00 <Serenity> im a fiend for hjs
48:00 <Serenity> hnngg
48:00 <Dugnuts> mmk
48:00 <Unresolved> lol
51:00 <Latino> i should get back to work 
51:00 <Latino> cbf
51:00 <Dugnuts> slacker
51:00 <Latino> its only a 2 hour job 
51:00 <Dugnuts> then you are definitely a slacker
52:00 <Dugnuts> haha
52:00 <Latino> no argument there 
52:00 <Latino> ;)
52:00 <Latino> im a stoner wat u expect 
52:00 <Serenity> lol
52:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
52:00 <Dugnuts> i wish i could still be a stoner
52:00 <Dugnuts> :(
52:00 <Latino> wish ?
52:00 <Latino> your not wishing hard enough son 
53:00 <Latino> all it takes is %50 of your income 
53:00 <Dugnuts> new job means i cant
53:00 <Latino> and no food on your table 
53:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
53:00 <Dugnuts> i was never that slack
53:00 <Latino> drug tests ?
53:00 <Dugnuts> yup, training to be an air traffic controller
54:00 <Latino> good we need more of them 
54:00 <Latino> we dont have 911 happening here in australia do we
54:00 <Latino> want*
54:00 <Skirmish> lol 
54:00 <Skirmish> Traffic Controllers didn't cause 9/11. 
54:00 <Latino> no because they wasnt any 
54:00 <Latino> See
55:00 <Dugnuts> but there wa
55:00 <Dugnuts> was
55:00 <Latino> now that we have im sure it wont happen again 
55:00 <Latino> xD
55:00 <Latino> well then there wasnt any traffic controlers on top of the building 
55:00 <Skirmish> Stay on the drugs bro.
55:00 <Dugnuts> ...
55:00 <Latino> seems legit 
55:00 <ShadowLurker> ugh goddddddddd
55:00 <ShadowLurker> i just had a lung baby
55:00 <Serenity> ew
55:00 <Latino> i havnt smoked weed today 
55:00 <Skirmish> What did you name it? 
55:00 <ShadowLurker> fucking infection
55:00 <Latino> so yea
55:00 <Serenity> im eating here
56:00 <ShadowLurker> didnt name it
56:00 <Serenity> i think they may just be the best pancakes ive ever made
56:00 <ShadowLurker> you cant eat anything you name
56:00 <Latino> pics or it didnt happen 
56:00 <Skirmish> Latino: You should have said you did. It would make the silly statements you are making understandable. 
56:00 <Latino> loll
56:00 <Latino> good point 
57:00 <Doodle> 4 sezz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jBDnYE1WjI
57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Galantis - Peanut Butter Jelly (Official Video) Views: 851,119 Uploader: Galantis Uploaded: Jul 27, 2015 Duration: 3m54s Rating: 4.86
57:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
57:00 <Serenity> ooooer
57:00 <Skirmish> Now tell us how a traffic controller on top of a building prevents 9/11. Does he frantically wave his arms at the pilots and make them change course? 
57:00 <Latino> ^
57:00 <Serenity> Skirmish it was a passing comment no need to write a fucking wiki page about it
57:00 <Clarkson> i'm not sure we really needed this guy that spams shit mp3s
57:00 <Latino> see
57:00 <ShadowLurker> of course it does skirmish
57:00 <ShadowLurker> sheesh
57:00 <Latino> he knows 
58:00 <Skirmish> One line is a wiki page? 
58:00 <Latino> its not rocket science 
58:00 <ShadowLurker> wait
58:00 <Latino> jesus
58:00 <Serenity> oh my god.
58:00 <Latino> xD
58:00 <ShadowLurker> is there tension im not aware of
58:00 <Skirmish> PMS? 
58:00 <Serenity> oh ffs
58:00 <Latino> hehe
58:00 <ShadowLurker> oh no
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <Serenity> look out everyone
59:00 <ShadowLurker> did you really just say pms
59:00 <Serenity> a womans not being compliant
59:00 <faux> Why can't women be angry or have an opinion without being on their period 
59:00 <faux> Pls FOAD
59:00 <Serenity> she must be on the raf
59:00 <Serenity> rag
59:00 <Serenity> fucks sake
59:00 <Skirmish> Because I wrote one line faux. How the hell is that a wiki page. 
59:00 <faux> Hyperbole bitch
59:00 <ShadowLurker> oh god
59:00 <Serenity> IT WAS A JOKE YOU AUTISTIC FUCKHEAD
59:00 <Clarkson> Always knew they were dogs bu misleading people with that fat fuck saying 
59:00 <faux> Google it
59:00 <Skirmish> Where is the beef. 
59:00 <Serenity> this is what im talking about
59:00 <Unresolved> who are the fastest readers in the world?
59:00 <faux> me
59:00 <Unresolved> 9/11 victims, they went through 88 stories in 7 seconds
59:00 <Serenity> are you being deliberately autistic
59:00 <Unresolved> omg
59:00 <faux> aleco shoosh
59:00 <ShadowLurker> it was a joke not a dick dont take it so hard
59:00 <Unresolved> sorry :P
00:00 <Unresolved> i have an offensive humor
00:00 <Skirmish> The joke got lost in translation. 
00:00 <Unresolved> lol
00:00 <Serenity> no it didnt
00:00 <ShadowLurker> dicks dont get lost in translation
00:00 <faux> I have an offensive odour my farts are rank today 
00:00 <Serenity> you're just being a literal idiot
00:00 <Skirmish> faux: Lots of protein in your diet of late? 
00:00 <Doodle> who's on their period
00:00 <ShadowLurker> too many iggs
00:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: woteva
01:00 <ShadowLurker> you
01:00 <Doodle> hehee
01:00 <Doodle> i am not cunt
01:00 <Doodle> :)
01:00 <faux> My friend is a nurse and she said a lady came in with poo pieces stuck to her bum hair 
01:00 <faux> Lmao
01:00 <Unresolved> fuck
01:00 <Clarkson> fucking slant eyed cunts
01:00 <faux> Looked like she hadn't showered in months 
01:00 <Serenity> jesus faux lol
01:00 <Unresolved> i ran out of nivea cream 
01:00 <faux> I was crying so hard
01:00 <Doodle> my mum is a nurse and she wipes at least 10 shitty arses a day
01:00 <faux> lmaooo
01:00 <Doodle> .
02:00 <Serenity> also doodle
02:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck that
02:00 <Serenity> that film clip is tapped lol
02:00 <Doodle> haha
02:00 <ShadowLurker> one shitty arse is enough for me
02:00 <faux> I feel bad for the lady but the way she said it killed it
02:00 <Skirmish> Kayla is a nurse. I couldn't do it no way. 
02:00 <Doodle> me either
02:00 <faux> Poo pieces stuck to her bum hair
02:00 <faux> LOL
02:00 <faux> Yoink
02:00 <ShadowLurker> faux thats called dags
02:00 <faux> 1 down 89 to go
02:00 <Doodle> wont be needing that now
02:00 <Skirmish> Kayla sometimes gets pooped on by residents in the nursing home she works at. 
02:00 <ShadowLurker> sheep get em
02:00 <faux> Lol
02:00 <Serenity> i cannay finish me pancaeks blrrlllblblrllgl
02:00 <faux> Dried poop?
02:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
02:00 <Skirmish> No fresh explosive poop.
02:00 <ShadowLurker> stuck to the wool
02:00 <Unresolved> brb 
03:00 <ShadowLurker> like dreadlocks
03:00 <faux> Lmaoo
03:00 <Unresolved> koala is on my tre
03:00 <Doodle> so glad i am here
03:00 <faux> :(
03:00 <faux> glad I don't have a hairy butt
03:00 <ShadowLurker> bit like doodles nut hair
03:00 <Doodle> for the dag convo
03:00 <Serenity> this is a revolting convo
03:00 <faux> Was blessed by the leb gods
03:00 <Doodle> i dont have any nit hair
03:00 <Skirmish> dingeberry
03:00 <Doodle> er
03:00 <ShadowLurker> OOEERR
03:00 <Doodle> nut too
03:00 <Skirmish> dingleberry*
03:00 <ShadowLurker> show me where you pee from
03:00 <ShadowLurker> im gunna use that forever now
03:00 <faux> lol
03:00 <faux> You're welcome
03:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
03:00 <Serenity> o.o
04:00 <Serenity> you're all fucked
04:00 <faux> I asked clarkson earlier 
04:00 <Clarkson> I hear sometimes a cow's tit will spurt out puss
04:00 <Doodle> i pee from about a foot back from the toilet
04:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
04:00 <Unresolved> [12:04:00] <@Serenity> you're all fucked
04:00 <ShadowLurker> be like 10pm ill look over n go hey baby gizz a look where you pee from
04:00 <ShadowLurker> totes romantic
04:00 <faux> rofl
04:00 <faux> Show us ya piss ole
04:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
04:00 <Serenity> ill punch you in the sack
04:00 <ShadowLurker> jesus
04:00 <Doodle> i agree with sezz
04:00 <Unresolved> wtf 
04:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
04:00 <Unresolved> you guys are on crack 
04:00 <Unresolved> lol
04:00 <ShadowLurker> ive had 3 coffeess
04:00 <faux> I'm as sober as as toothpick
04:00 <ShadowLurker> im wired rn
04:00 <Doodle> i'm on faux's crack
05:00 <Serenity> im delirious from sickness
05:00 <Unresolved> toothpicks are sober ?
05:00 <faux> My hairless crack 
05:00 <Doodle> ;)
05:00 <ShadowLurker> wax c rack n sack
05:00 <faux> Well they don't drink do they 
05:00 <faux> Doodle I slept 12 hours last night 
05:00 <Unresolved> wax on wax off ?
05:00 <Doodle> apart from that one *yoink*
05:00 <Doodle> oh nice
05:00 <faux> Was so drained 
05:00 <ShadowLurker> dat one lone ranger hair
05:00 <faux> apart from that 30 mins I woke up
05:00 <ShadowLurker> usually hangs around the areola
05:00 <faux> And spoke to u
05:00 <Doodle> aw <3
05:00 <Serenity> well I mean... theyre toothpicks arent they so they cant drink cause they have no mouths.. so really its not a correct term because its not possible ok
05:00 <faux> from 8-8
05:00 <Serenity> -- Skirmish
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <faux> Ha ha ha ha
06:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOL
06:00 <Doodle> -- me just then
06:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
06:00 <ShadowLurker> -- robs dad
06:00 <Doodle> lol wont be long
06:00 <faux> DONT
06:00 <faux> Stop it
06:00 <ShadowLurker> ITS NOT EVEN A COUNTRY
06:00 <Serenity> faux will cry
06:00 <Doodle> i'm kidding
06:00 <faux> brb lighting him a candle
06:00 <Doodle> his dad lived til 84
06:00 <Doodle> so we're fucked
06:00 <faux> good
06:00 <faux> Don't be a dick
06:00 <Doodle> <-
06:00 <faux> Patterns are precious 
06:00 <ShadowLurker> 8===D
07:00 <faux> Wow dysoexic
07:00 <faux> Parents 
07:00 <Doodle> haha patterns
07:00 <Serenity> robs dad will live till hes like 107
07:00 <faux> Not patterns 
07:00 <faux> Rofl
07:00 <Doodle> ye
07:00 <Serenity> telling them the same stories every 5 mins
07:00 <faux> good
07:00 <Doodle> i will die before him
07:00 <faux> More hears 2 s his d
07:00 <faux> years*
07:00 <Serenity> your poor mum
07:00 <ShadowLurker> he'll be 107 going "dyings not even a real thing"
07:00 <faux> lol
07:00 <Doodle> looool
07:00 <ShadowLurker> then get a plank of wood from the roof
07:00 <Doodle> i told her to get him a hearing aid or he will get dementia
07:00 <Serenity> your mum would probably suffocate him at 90
07:00 <Doodle> she said thats ok
07:00 <Doodle> let him
08:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
08:00 <faux> I'm in a Facebook group called The Tasteless Gentlemen. We laugh at everything. Ha ha ha ha.
08:00 <ShadowLurker> oh look tea time
08:00 <ShadowLurker> moar coffee
08:00 <Doodle> mm coffee
08:00 <faux> says tea time drinks coffee
08:00 <Doodle> @mp3 PSY - Gentleman.mp3 (7.12MB 48kbps Stereo 20:43)
08:00 <ShadowLurker> ive had 3 tardis' of coffee
08:00 <ShadowLurker> so thats like 85l
08:00 <Doodle> people say tea time and eat food
08:00 <faux> 2 what
08:00 <faux> 3
09:00 <ShadowLurker> TARDISESESES
09:00 <faux> Who u calling are tardis bitch
09:00 <faux> a*
09:00 <faux> Wtf I wrong with me today 
09:00 <Doodle> people have afternoon and morning tea and dont drink tea
09:00 <faux> Can't talk for shit
09:00 <ShadowLurker> i drink tea
09:00 <faux> Shut up skirmish 
09:00 <ShadowLurker> with sezz
09:00 <Doodle> .
09:00 <faux> ruining everything 
09:00 <ShadowLurker> cos shes awesome
09:00 <Doodle> just sayin
09:00 <faux> No she's not
09:00 <ShadowLurker> :O
09:00 <Serenity> i am so you moll
09:00 <ShadowLurker> is too
09:00 <faux> NOPE
09:00 <faux> Wrong
10:00 <faux> !!!
10:00 <Doodle> her tits are awesome
10:00 <Serenity> WHAT R U PMSING OR SUMFIN
10:00 <Unresolved> she hot ?
10:00 <Clarkson> I hear sometimes a cow's tit will spurt out puss
10:00 <faux> lmao
10:00 <faux> LOL
10:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
10:00 <Doodle> stop it clarky lol
10:00 <faux> ew clarkson
10:00 <Clarkson> You should just fuck off. 
10:00 <Clarkson> Daniel get some boobs
10:00 <Doodle> ok
10:00 <faux> wow
10:00 <Doodle> :(
10:00 <Unresolved> boobs where ?
10:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOL
10:00 <Serenity> i legit will crack anyone who ever says that to me irl
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hullo clarkson 
10:00 <faux> bit rude clarky
10:00 <Clarkson> I know someone who bought a 4 bedroom house in melb with a pool and shit for like $350,000
10:00 <Doodle> on ladies' chests
10:00 <ShadowLurker> *10:10:09 AM* <@faux> ew clarkson
10:00 <ShadowLurker> *10:10:10 AM* <Clarkson> You should just fuck off.
10:00 <Clarkson> this cunt says it so well, plus being a smackie it adds to it
10:00 <Clarkson> beagle you're like a piece of shit
10:00 <ShadowLurker> best
10:00 <Clarkson> what the fucks your problem
10:00 <Doodle> my eyes are vibrating in my head trying to keep up
10:00 <ShadowLurker> me too
10:00 <Serenity> lol
10:00 <ShadowLurker> zzzzzzing
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha 
10:00 <Serenity> too baked
10:00 <faux> Brrt
11:00 <Doodle> i'm not stoned lol
11:00 <Serenity> WHY
11:00 <ShadowLurker> thats why
11:00 <Doodle> i dont know actually
11:00 <faux> Lol
11:00 <Serenity> i wish i was i feel like shit
11:00 <Clarkson> homeless elderly retard sex
11:00 <Doodle> :/
11:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <faux> Rofl
11:00 <Serenity> one nostril keeps running
11:00 <Doodle> swing by sezz
11:00 <Serenity> just one
11:00 <faux> Hot
11:00 <Doodle> oh
11:00 <faux> Catch it
11:00 <Doodle> maybe dont
11:00 <Doodle> :)
11:00 <faux> --- Doodle
11:00 <Serenity> :<
11:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
12:00 <faux> Dadle*
12:00 <Doodle> mean
12:00 <faux> U are queen of dad jokes
12:00 <Serenity> :E
12:00 <Doodle> wait til i lose my hair and grow a moustache
12:00 <faux> hot
12:00 <Serenity> freddie mercury
12:00 <faux> Then U ll be my frandad
12:00 <Doodle> then my transformation will be complete
12:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
12:00 <faux> Fran
12:00 <ShadowLurker> *10:12:34 AM* <+Doodle> then my transexualisation will be complete
13:00 <faux> How accurate is that whatsapp emoticon 
13:00 <Doodle> heheeee
13:00 <Doodle> i have a beard atm
13:00 <faux> That looks like my d dad
13:00 <faux> G dad
13:00 <Serenity> SHOW ME
13:00 <Doodle> lmao
13:00 <Doodle> yeh
13:00 <ShadowLurker> so youre a dyke
13:00 <faux> I did
13:00 <Doodle> show u what
13:00 <faux> In group
13:00 <Serenity> your beard
13:00 <faux> U just ignore me cos I'm black 
13:00 <faux> Oh
13:00 <Doodle> nah its not a beard beard
13:00 <faux> oh
13:00 <ShadowLurker> face beard not dickbeard
13:00 <faux> !!!!!
13:00 <ShadowLurker> altho both is ok
13:00 <Doodle> just hobo beard
13:00 <Serenity> fine whatever
13:00 <Doodle> w/EVA
13:00 <ShadowLurker> like a darcy beard
13:00 <faux> Show me ur butt
13:00 <Doodle> no i'm not gay
13:00 <Clarkson> you'll eat it ya dirty cunt
13:00 <Doodle> loool
13:00 <faux> Again 
13:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
14:00 <Doodle> no!
14:00 <Serenity> aloooollll
14:00 <Serenity> LOL
14:00 <faux> Wyy
14:00 <faux> Why
14:00 <faux> Why are you all so racist 
14:00 <Doodle> rofl
14:00 <ShadowLurker> clarkys killin it today
14:00 <Clarkson> missions and jobs and shit
14:00 <Serenity> doodles a tight ass
14:00 <Clarkson> [08:52:21] put cocks on it
14:00 <faux> I know I saw it
14:00 <Doodle> i'd like to keep it that way too sezz
14:00 <ShadowLurker> thatll fix it Clarkson
14:00 <Clarkson> well if you don't want to eat shit or suck dick - perhaps express your opinions in a more accepted way
14:00 <Doodle> lol stfu
14:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
14:00 <faux> no
14:00 <faux> Should flaunt dat butt
15:00 <Doodle> never
15:00 <faux> pfft
15:00 <Serenity> shake dat ass for me
15:00 <ShadowLurker> show us where you poop from
15:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mystikal - Shake Ya Ass.mp3 (5.39MB 128kbps Stereo 5:53)
15:00 <Clarkson> i'll make you cry like the little bitch you are
15:00 <ShadowLurker> -- faux
15:00 <faux> LOL
15:00 <Doodle> rofl
15:00 <Doodle> no!
15:00 <Serenity> please no
15:00 <Serenity> just no.
15:00 <Doodle> both of you get away from my butt
15:00 <faux> Lmaoo
15:00 <ShadowLurker> aww
15:00 <faux> Show Paul he'll like it
15:00 <ShadowLurker> maybe
15:00 <faux> He'll laminate it and punch a hole through it
15:00 <Doodle> LOLLLL
15:00 <Doodle> i just spat
15:00 <ShadowLurker> oh fuck
15:00 <faux> hot
15:00 <ShadowLurker> ..
16:00 <faux> least u didn't swalow
16:00 <Doodle> its in my raccoon wounds
16:00 <faux> omg guys
16:00 <ShadowLurker> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
16:00 <faux> I didn't tell u
16:00 <faux> A got a little teeny tattoo
16:00 <faux> On teh side near her boob
16:00 <ShadowLurker> did you stab urself with a pen
16:00 <Doodle> i have one on my ear so they know which paddock to put me in
16:00 <Serenity> how cutsies
16:00 <faux> I haven't seen it yet
16:00 <ShadowLurker> lol Doodle
16:00 <faux> But I wanna lick it 
16:00 <faux> For 5 hours
16:00 <faux> When she comes over
16:00 <faux> .
17:00 <Doodle> i'm thinking of getting laser eye surgery
17:00 <Serenity> UR SMTTTEN
17:00 <faux> NO
17:00 <Serenity> UR A SMITTEN KITTEN
17:00 <faux> I hate her I hope she rots in hell
17:00 <Clarkson> Bass`Babe85 tell me this when those niggers were fucking chu, did you think of me?
17:00 <faux> Lol jk
17:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
17:00 <faux> She's cute.
17:00 <Doodle> and then getting my glasses tattooed on
17:00 <faux> I'll be your glasses
17:00 <Serenity> show me what she looks like
17:00 <Doodle> hahahaha
17:00 <faux> noo
17:00 <Doodle> THERE ARENT MY GLASSES
17:00 <Doodle> THESE
17:00 <Doodle> FU
17:00 <Doodle> CUNTS
17:00 <faux> She's weird about pics
17:00 <ShadowLurker> has faux got a gf
17:00 <ShadowLurker> \o/
17:00 <faux> She has no social media accts
17:00 <Doodle> she has heaps
17:00 <Serenity> aww
18:00 <Serenity> fairo
18:00 <faux> I'll try asking her tonight 
18:00 <faux> "Hi people wanna know wht u look like"
18:00 <Serenity> hhaha
18:00 <faux> If in didn't give a shit about her and her privacy in wouldn't care lol
18:00 <faux> But I kind of like her.
18:00 <faux> :3
18:00 <Doodle> i have a pic of her
18:00 <Doodle> and faux
18:00 <ShadowLurker> naww
18:00 <Doodle> together
18:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11745675_1612507769012071_7155419303387328742_n.jpg?oh=7e8e8b36763a2ad60354171122d95ff3&oe=56585166
18:00 <Serenity> :3
18:00 <faux> LOL
19:00 <faux> Ash's pic was the best
19:00 <Serenity> rofllllllll
19:00 <faux> I said we were getting Chinese food
19:00 <faux> And he links 2 lesbian with chopsticks in their cunt
19:00 <Doodle> ye i saw it
19:00 <faux> "This is faux and A"
19:00 <faux> ..
19:00 <Serenity> god theres something wrong with him
19:00 <Serenity> lol
19:00 <Doodle> mushi mush
19:00 <faux> lmaoo
19:00 <Serenity> woah im shivering but im sweating
19:00 <Serenity> wtff
19:00 <Doodle> yeah you're sick
20:00 <ShadowLurker> fully
20:00 <ShadowLurker> uleh
20:00 <faux> Take some pana
20:00 <faux> Or ibu
20:00 <faux> 4 fever
20:00 <faux> I'm hungry 
20:00 <faux> Hng
20:00 <Doodle> ead
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> Uleh -  ain't heard that for yrs
21:00 <Unresolved> ok im back 
21:00 <Unresolved> and higher then kite
21:00 <Serenity> wb john farnham
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loof? 
21:00 <Unresolved> john farnham lol
21:00 <Unresolved> how care u insult him like that 
21:00 <Unresolved> dare*
21:00 <Doodle> faux
22:00 <fawks> hi
22:00 <Doodle> If Shroomish senses danger, it shakes its body and scatters spores from the top of its head. 
22:00 <Doodle> just sayin
22:00 <Unresolved> so i shaved my head in winter 
22:00 <fawks> LOL
22:00 <Unresolved> smart ai
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> Haha
22:00 <fawks> love pokemon
22:00 <Doodle> ehehe
22:00 <Doodle> so does my niece
22:00 <Serenity> ive been watching pokemon with the kids in the mornings
22:00 <fawks> if u guys were pokemon what woud u be
22:00 <Serenity> im kinda getting into it haha
22:00 <fawks> id be slakoth
22:00 <Doodle> i dont know any of them
22:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont
22:00 <Unresolved> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/v/t34.0-12/11815986_10153044856977469_254982294_n.jpg?oh=6d780bb2bbece2cd028f64410a34b56c&oe=55C5D382&__gda__=1438952304_5ac9abcf97325ea3bbb200206592a6e1
22:00 <fawks> or snorlax
22:00 <Unresolved> my eyes are fucked
23:00 <Unresolved> lol
23:00 <Serenity> id bw squirtle
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> Snorlax
23:00 <ShadowLurker> :} me gusta
23:00 <Unresolved> hahaha
23:00 <Doodle> It prefers damp places. By day it remains still in the forest shade.
23:00 <Doodle> heh
23:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
23:00 <fawks> lolol
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> Knew pokemon was perverted 
23:00 <Dugnuts> god, they are up to season 20 or something ridiculous in pokemon now
23:00 <ShadowLurker> of course it is
23:00 <Serenity> nah id hell be pikachu
23:00 <Clarkson> this game is fucking awesome
23:00 <Serenity> hes so cute
24:00 <ShadowLurker> bzzt
24:00 <Unresolved> its all about DBZ 
24:00 <Doodle> ok i dont have any interest in pokemon i was just being filthy to faux
24:00 <Serenity> PIIIIKAAACHUUUUUUUUU
24:00 <Unresolved> fuck pocket monsters
24:00 <fawks> no i mean which is suited to u
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> By season 20, ash's pikachu would be like level 2 billion 
24:00 <fawks> dooodle is shroomish
24:00 <fawks> obv
24:00 <Unresolved> me ?
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> HOW DOES IT LOSE
24:00 <Serenity> yeah pikachu i eletricute everyone obv
25:00 <fawks> lol
25:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
25:00 <ShadowLurker> filth
25:00 <Unresolved> fawks can be jigglypuff
25:00 <Serenity> i had the sapphire pokemon game on my gb advance
25:00 <fawks> hehe
25:00 <Unresolved> because when she talks everyone sleeps 
25:00 <Unresolved> ;)
25:00 <Unresolved> BORINGGGGGGGGGGGG
25:00 <fawks> ol fu
25:00 <Unresolved> <3
25:00 <Unresolved> hehe
26:00 <Unresolved> i joke i joke 
26:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Katy Perry - I Kissed A Girl.mp3 (6.88MB 128kbps Stereo 7:30)
27:00 <Unresolved> you can be ninetails 
27:00 <Serenity> fucks sake theres a tiny little space on this cushion
27:00 <Clarkson> gambit: if he's committing suicide, he's pretty shit at it.
27:00 <Unresolved> most beautiful pokemon ever 
27:00 <Serenity> and turbo is trying to get on it
27:00 <ShadowLurker> he loves you
27:00 <Serenity> hes cold
27:00 <faux> I'm playing emerald rn
27:00 <Serenity> he can fuck off
27:00 <Clarkson> there is one chick and she annoys the fuck out of me
27:00 <faux> On gba
27:00 <faux> Well an emu
27:00 <Doodle> rooster crawled into bed and drooled on my arm this morning
27:00 <faux> On me phone 
27:00 <faux> <3
28:00 <Doodle> reminded me of my ex
28:00 <Serenity> did he bite you asfter
28:00 <Doodle> she used to do that
28:00 <Serenity> after
28:00 <faux> asfter
28:00 <Doodle> yes she did that too
28:00 <faux> Lol ew
28:00 <faux> horrid
28:00 <faux> U make ur exes sound like hefty mouth breathers
28:00 <Serenity> my face was covered in all sorts of fluids this morning.. and they were all my own
28:00 <Serenity> having a cold rules
28:00 <Doodle> they are
28:00 <faux> :'
28:00 <faux> So why u d them
28:00 <faux> D8
29:00 <Doodle> they have vaginas
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <faux> Gosh
29:00 <faux> Need some standards dewdel
29:00 <Serenity> lol
29:00 <Doodle> haha
29:00 <Unresolved> my mums from virginia
29:00 <Unresolved> :D
29:00 <faux> Hoe is your mum
29:00 <faux> Did she fix her foot
29:00 <Unresolved> nope :(
29:00 <faux> damn
30:00 <faux> pay for it u jerk
30:00 <Unresolved> so i did the next best thing 
30:00 <faux> Didn't u win like $39329292928
30:00 <Unresolved> i got her tickets to spain 
30:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Stan Bush - The Touch.mp3 (3.59MB 128kbps Stereo 3:55)
30:00 <Doodle> get her some wheels
30:00 <Unresolved> im paying for her dental thing soon
30:00 <faux> Get me a ticket to Spain 
30:00 <Unresolved> cost like 5g
30:00 <Unresolved> she has to replace all her teeth 
30:00 <faux> why
31:00 <Doodle> with what
31:00 <faux> Lmao
31:00 <Unresolved> sucking cock i dont know 
31:00 <Clarkson> i always knew through logic, and not love, we could cure gay
31:00 <faux> .
31:00 <Unresolved> u ask her
31:00 <Unresolved> lol
31:00 <faux> That's your mum u feral
31:00 <Doodle> will she look like flavor flav afterwards
31:00 <Unresolved> its a joke 
31:00 <Unresolved> i love my mum <3
31:00 <faux> Me 2
31:00 <Unresolved> id do anything for her 
31:00 <Unresolved> u dont love my mum 
31:00 <Unresolved> u lie
32:00 <Unresolved> LIEEEEE
32:00 <Serenity> AND I WOULD DO AANYYTHING FORR LOVE
32:00 <Doodle> Unresolved's mum leaving the dentist: http://www.themoderndaypirates.com/pirates/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/flava-flav.jpg
32:00 <faux> She asked if u can buy me a car
32:00 <faux> Do that for her
32:00 <Unresolved> your mum ?
32:00 <Unresolved> ill buy u a house 
32:00 <Unresolved> how that sound 
32:00 <faux> Ok
32:00 <Unresolved> hahahahahah Doodle
32:00 <faux> Sif get me hopes up
32:00 <faux> What a turd
33:00 <Unresolved> ;)
33:00 <faux> How bout u buy a painting 
33:00 <faux> thx
33:00 <Unresolved> lol
33:00 <Unresolved> im buying a farm soon
33:00 <Unresolved> and get my self a horse 
33:00 <Unresolved> or 2 
33:00 <faux> farms aren't as pretty as my paintings 
33:00 <Unresolved> stick figures are not paintings love
33:00 <faux> Excuse me
33:00 <Doodle> why would you buy a farm on purpose
33:00 <faux> lmaoooooo
33:00 <Doodle> when everyone is selling them
34:00 <faux> Water jut came out of me
34:00 <faux> nose
34:00 <Serenity> id buy a farm
34:00 <faux> I want a turtle
34:00 <Serenity> just for the space not a working farm
34:00 <Unresolved> well we all know them painints wont be worth shit untill u die
34:00 <Unresolved> look at picasso
34:00 <Serenity> then we can have piggies
34:00 <Doodle> may as well just burn your money
34:00 <Serenity> and a fluffy cow
34:00 <Doodle> looool
34:00 <Unresolved> lol
34:00 <Doodle> THEY HAD PANTS
34:00 <Serenity> hahah
35:00 <Unresolved> i want a farm so i can grow my own vegis
35:00 <Unresolved> n shit 
35:00 <Doodle> the worlds gone mad
35:00 <Unresolved> and sell them i nthe market 
35:00 <Doodle> oh
35:00 <faux> I wanna grow me own vagis
35:00 <Doodle> so you want to actively lose all your money
35:00 <Doodle> and work your fingers to the bone doing it
35:00 <Doodle> nice
35:00 <faux> vagetarian
35:00 <Unresolved> well no 
35:00 <Unresolved> im loking for a farm thats already setup
35:00 <Unresolved> ive seen one with like 300 apple trees
35:00 <Doodle> they they are selling cos its not profitable anymore
36:00 <faux> My uncle bought a farm and built a childcare on it now he's raking in da cash
36:00 <Unresolved> and i want one with spring waters lol
36:00 <Unresolved> problem is farms here are like 1.5million
36:00 <Doodle> have you spoken to any farmers?
36:00 <Unresolved> like 2 
37:00 <Unresolved> well if i go nimbin its cheaper 
37:00 <Doodle> you'd be better off farming dope 
37:00 <Doodle> yeah
37:00 <Doodle> do that
37:00 <Unresolved> but nimbin full of junkies
37:00 <Doodle> no
37:00 <Doodle> customers
37:00 <Unresolved> i live 1 hour from nimbin lol
37:00 <Unresolved> there is a big timer there 
37:00 <Unresolved> i wont want comp
37:00 <faux> ur such a skeptic doodle
37:00 <faux> I dig it
37:00 <Doodle> push him out of business
38:00 <Doodle> grow better dope
38:00 <Doodle> charge less
38:00 <Serenity> http://www.theglow.com.au/fitness/period-whilst-running-a-marathon/
38:00 <Unresolved> Doodle i dont want to sell no more weed 
38:00 <Doodle> take over
38:00 <Unresolved> ive had an accident becuase seling weed 
38:00 <faux> I wonder who grows the dopes on irc
38:00 <Unresolved> so yea 
38:00 <Doodle> nobody faux
38:00 <Unresolved> im trying not to do that shit no more 
38:00 <Clarkson> i dont give the slightest fuck what teh reasoning behind it is
38:00 <Doodle> .
38:00 <faux> aboriginal dot paint ing
38:00 <Doodle> inggg
38:00 <Unresolved> faux in byron u have alot of that
38:00 <faux> stfu 
38:00 <Doodle> stfu inggg
38:00 <Unresolved> aboriginals selling there paintings 
38:00 <faux> a lot 9 shat
39:00 <Doodle> rn
39:00 <faux> Of what 
39:00 <Unresolved> and u see them on the beach making them 
39:00 <Unresolved> while selling it
39:00 <faux> 9 shat
39:00 <Doodle> looool
39:00 <Doodle> i lold
39:00 <faux> Me w
39:00 <faux> W
39:00 <faux> 2
39:00 <faux> qow
39:00 <faux> Wow
39:00 <Doodle> ww2?
39:00 <Unresolved> relax sugar tits
39:00 <faux> My fingers are soccold
39:00 <faux> I cn type on phone properly 
39:00 <Doodle> stick them in my pants
39:00 <faux> Oh
39:00 <Doodle> oh wait i'm not wearing any
39:00 <faux> I I need i need 2 I need pee but the toilet seat is cold
39:00 <faux> Wtf
39:00 <Doodle> lol
39:00 <faux> My phone always does that 
40:00 <faux> Lags and then repeats the words 99 times
40:00 <faux> Lmaooo
40:00 <Doodle> take the toilet seat off, put it in front of the heater or heating vent
40:00 <faux> Pls read that sentence out loud
40:00 <Doodle> then take it with you when you need to go to the toilet
40:00 <faux> Ah yes
40:00 <Doodle> lol u need pee
40:00 <faux> It'll melt
40:00 <Doodle> not RIGHT in front of it
40:00 <faux> u
40:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <faux> I saw some fluffy toilet seats
41:00 <faux> On ebay
41:00 <Serenity> vom
41:00 <faux> Like the steering wheel covers
41:00 <Unresolved> oi
41:00 <Doodle> lol no
41:00 <faux> Imagine that 
41:00 <Unresolved> whats the size of an iphone 6 plus ?
41:00 <Doodle> you'd get shit stuck to your fur
41:00 <faux> google
41:00 <faux> How do u poop
41:00 <Unresolved> i dont want to google
41:00 <faux> Lol 
41:00 <Serenity> im going to go watch pll
41:00 <Doodle> with my butt
41:00 <Serenity> bbs
41:00 <faux> On the toilet seat
41:00 <faux> Lol sez
41:00 <faux> Prepare to get abgry
41:00 <Unresolved> ..
41:00 <faux> Angry
41:00 <Unresolved> might as well upload your poo on ratemypoo.com
42:00 <Unresolved> true story
42:00 <faux> I do
42:00 <Unresolved> omg
42:00 <Unresolved> pis of GTFO
42:00 <Unresolved> or*
42:00 <faux> U pis of
42:00 <Doodle> fax is the highest ranker on there
42:00 <Unresolved> PICSSSSSS
42:00 <Unresolved> fuck my fingers suck today 
42:00 <Doodle> and i do mean ranker
42:00 <faux> Fax
42:00 <Doodle> FAX
42:00 <Doodle> lol
42:00 <Doodle> sry
42:00 <Doodle> i should have tabd y0
43:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11800432_942731189097141_6761151315474146941_n.png?oh=3e106152eedbebbd1e9689536dd69b9a&oe=56361E47
43:00 <Unresolved> if its not faux naked im not interested
44:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Wizard of Oz - Ding Dong The Witch is Dead.mp3 (2.29MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:29)
44:00 <Unresolved> lol
44:00 <Doodle> time to do stuff to things, bbl o//
45:00 <Unresolved> hahaha i just found baby pictures of me 
45:00 <Unresolved> wtf
49:00 <Unresolved> brb
09:00 <Unresolved> so wat everyone up to today 
11:00 <Dugnuts> work
11:00 <Skirmish> Well maybe I shouldn't have come back and scrolled up. You're all BULLIES! 
13:00 <Unresolved> thats Racist 
22:00 <Unresolved> fucken bots
22:00 <Unresolved> banned me from sydney 
22:00 <Unresolved> lol
24:00 <Unresolved> brb
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
31:00 <Dugnuts> freakypeep
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> freak :D
34:00 <Dugnuts> how rude
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i'm mostly rude
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ dug 
58:00 <gs69azza> I just sorted 41000 emails
58:00 <gs69azza> lol
58:00 <gs69azza> Serenity: do you remember kat?
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure next door are cage fighting… lol
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> not sure if they said 'someone call the cops, or i'm gonna call the cops… :|
13:00 <Skirmish> lol kate. 
13:00 <Unresolved> ok so i thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but it turns out it just changes the color of the baby
13:00 <Skirmish> YAY for not living in such close proximity to people. 
13:00 <Unresolved> :(
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> ASL
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm so tempted to call the cops 
15:00 <Blitzkrieg> Do it 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is a fucking psycho islander 
15:00 <Blitzkrieg> Then sit on your porch sipping tea 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <Blitzkrieg> While they get get dragged into the divvy van
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're smashing shit
15:00 <Clarkson> more boobs i say
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> I agree clarkson 
16:00 <Clarkson> I'd take a pic but my phone having trouble uploading shit
16:00 <Skirmish> Just start randomly yelling HIT HIM!  HIT HIM! 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> no she bashes him
16:00 <Skirmish> You run the risk of her turning her focus to you, but it should be a blast. 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think he is scared of all her thug family
16:00 <Unresolved> that reminds me i got take away for my wife today 
16:00 <Unresolved> i hope the mental institution is here soon
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, that's the thing, the focus will be on me if i call the cops
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> and she is a fucking began psycho who would make my life hell
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOGAN
18:00 <Unresolved> just call 
18:00 <Unresolved> and be calm
18:00 <Unresolved> shoe them your the normal on in the relationship
18:00 <Unresolved> lol
18:00 <Unresolved> one*
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh they're just raising voices n' smashing shit….
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes normal
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> for them at least :|
21:00 <Unresolved> lol
23:00 <Skirmish> I cannot fathom how you could remain with someone that made you behave like that. 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah nor
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> someone left then… so it's all good
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> it wasn't THAT bad to call the cops, considering it's like their 'usual routine'
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> but fuck sakes
41:00 <Skirmish> I have only just discovered Bat Dad but he cracks me up.
45:00 <dematerialised> gay niggers
46:00 <Skirmish> Well I have once again made Kay happy for another day. Downloaded Pitch Perfect 2
38:00 <Doodle> brrrr
38:00 <Doodle> also
38:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11796253_820723634709111_7145623814137790467_n.jpg?oh=3b82f3de939af65abf81c1e9f7c48503&oe=5655D99B
39:00 <Serenity> faux ffs
39:00 <Serenity> that ep..
40:00 <faux> Ikr
43:00 <Serenity> if we dont found out who it is next week..
43:00 <Serenity> im suing whoever makes that show for wasting my time
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> just wondering when responsibilities end for being an adult?
47:00 <Doodle> i'm wondering when they start
47:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdE3WlQ__GY
47:00 <nate> terrible ;l
47:00 <Doodle> lol autotune overdose
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> *dies*
50:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
50:00 <TheRiddler> bought new shoes
50:00 <TheRiddler> they're DC's
50:00 <nate> lap dancing shoes?
50:00 <nate> pop by any time u like
50:00 <anotherirc3r> what are DC's?
50:00 <nate> skate shoe
51:00 <nate> i believe
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://diply.com/inked-mag/people-try-sexy-fail/132195/1
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt!
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm thinking of doing the star vag pic myself
52:00 <Doodle> i thought u were dead
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol cool
53:00 <Serenity> they dont end ever
55:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Badloves - Green Limousine.mp3 (3.45MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:46)
55:00 <TheRiddler> there's a few shops I missed first time around
55:00 <TheRiddler> I bought them at mad marty's
56:00 <Doodle> oops
56:00 <Doodle> sneezed in the mix
07:00 <faux> Holy dicks 
07:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Amy Meredith - Lying.mp3 (4.22MB 128kbps Stereo 4:36)
08:00 <faux> Just spoke to my friend for an hour and a half 
08:00 <faux> My ear is so hot
08:00 <faux> brb putting it in the freezer 
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
11:00 <TheRiddler> like my new shoes?
12:00 <nate> model them for us TheRiddler, its ok to flick ya hair during the shoot
13:00 <nate> mabye curl it on ya finger for luck
21:00 <flammable> 4:20
21:00 <flammable> Yolo
45:00 <Skirmish> Another assessment bites the dust. I AM A CHAMPIGNON! 
50:00 <Doodle> amen2dat
50:00 <Doodle> flammable that is, not you Skirmish
50:00 <Doodle> you're not a ushroom
50:00 <Doodle> m
50:00 <amsy> lol
51:00 <Doodle> hai amsypoos
51:00 <amsy> hey :)
51:00 <Doodle> whats happening
52:00 <flammable> :)
52:00 <flammable> Are you blazed Doodle
52:00 <flammable> Lol
52:00 <Doodle> could be
52:00 <Doodle> BLAZEIT
53:00 <Serenity>  jelly
53:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Galantis - Peanut Butter Jelly.mp3 (5.37MB 128kbps Stereo 5:51)
53:00 <Serenity> i feel like a 2 day old poo thats been run over my a cement mixer
53:00 <Doodle> :(
53:00 <Serenity> by*
53:00 <Doodle> i'm not hungry
53:00 <Doodle> :P
53:00 <amsy> not much work is boring
53:00 <amsy> n u
53:00 <Doodle> not much, just been doing some gardening
54:00 <Doodle> everything is dying
54:00 <amsy> i hate gardening
54:00 <amsy> i only have self sufficient stuff in mine
54:00 <amsy> plant and walk away
55:00 <Doodle> yeah
55:00 <Doodle> mine is a bit more hgh maintenance
55:00 <Doodle> high
55:00 <Doodle> ..
55:00 <amsy> my apple tree is doing well and gives me sooooo much fruit in september
56:00 <Doodle> yeh apples are a winter thing
56:00 <amsy> not here
56:00 <Doodle> yeh lol
56:00 <amsy> they start budding in june ish
56:00 <amsy> which is summer
57:00 <Doodle> mine start budding when i tell them to
57:00 <Doodle> cos indoors
57:00 <amsy> grown by sept
57:00 <amsy> and then devoured by oct
57:00 <Doodle> hehehehhe
57:00 <TheRiddler> why a cement mixer
57:00 <Doodle> nom
58:00 <amsy> super waxy skin on them so they kinda last a while too 
58:00 <TheRiddler> you dont mean a steamroller do you?
58:00 <amsy> and i give about half of them to my sister in law and she makes all kinds of shit out of then
58:00 <amsy> them*
59:00 <amsy> jellys, jams pickled stuff
59:00 <amsy> etc
59:00 <TheRiddler> apple crumble?
59:00 <TheRiddler> stewed apple?
59:00 <amsy> i make the apple crumble
59:00 <amsy> she did make stewed apple when the kids were little
59:00 <TheRiddler> haven't had stewed apple in years
59:00 <amsy> neither
59:00 <amsy> remember the little tubs
00:00 <TheRiddler> nup
00:00 <TheRiddler> mine was all homemade
00:00 <TheRiddler> unless it was in a little tub
00:00 <TheRiddler> I mean
00:00 <TheRiddler> she put it in little tubs
00:00 <TheRiddler> she=mum
01:00 <amsy> i dont remember the brand
04:00 <amsy> anyone here read The Oatmeal and back the kickstarter for the card game?
04:00 <amsy> backed*
04:00 <TheRiddler> nope
04:00 <amsy> aw
04:00 <amsy> i got it in the mail yesterday
04:00 <amsy> its so cute :')
09:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/vzyXson 
09:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/270225899787773/videos/746040932206265/
09:00 <TheRiddler> she gets aroused lol
09:00 <amsy> i dont wanna
10:00 <amsy> i dont ever want to click your links
10:00 <amsy> especially at work
11:00 <TheRiddler> it's fb look
11:00 <TheRiddler> it's only barely nsfw
12:00 <TheRiddler> *lol
12:00 <TheRiddler> it's a guy making moaning noises while sucking on a calypso next to a girl with big breasts
12:00 <Clarkson> whatever the fuck that is
12:00 <TheRiddler> those icypoles Clarkson
12:00 <Clarkson> <@faux> I just picked me nose and forgot there was cocks in there and now my fingers all slimy gross
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
14:00 <TheRiddler> I'm still laughing at that reply
15:00 <Serenity> faux loves cock up her schnoz
17:00 <Doodle> keke
25:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze1z6Jha-RU
25:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Weird Al - All About The Pentiums.mp3 (3.28MB 128kbps Stereo 3:34)
25:00 <TheRiddler> YES WE CUM
27:00 <Serenity> 3Now Playing: "Hey Ya! - Radio Mix/Club Mix - OutKast" 03:55 (2003)
31:00 <Serenity> 3Now Playing: "Freestyler - Bomfunk MC's" 05:06 (2000)
32:00 <Serenity> fffffreestylerr
38:00 <ShadowLurker> f-f-f-freestyler
38:00 <ShadowLurker> flog ya flog ya bone
38:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
38:00 <ShadowLurker> pretty quiet this arvo
39:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/kurt.coleman/videos/10153540932534860/?pnref=story
39:00 <Serenity> this 50x
40:00 <ShadowLurker> like youre annoying and your stupid but are you ok
40:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
44:00 <Unresolved> i need a wife 
44:00 <Unresolved> any takers ?
44:00 <Unresolved> lol
49:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/54QeVXX.jpg
49:00 <dematerialised> this guys got wood
49:00 <anotherirc3r> heya dematerialised
50:00 <dematerialised> herro
50:00 <Unresolved> jesus 
50:00 <TheRon> if you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.......
06:00 <faux> Serenity 
07:00 <TheRon> hello....lasdies
07:00 <TheRon> ladies
07:00 <Serenity> hi
07:00 <faux> Hi gus
07:00 <faux> Sez u should follow him on snapchay 
07:00 <faux> T
07:00 <faux> If u like him
07:00 <faux> Kurt mollman
07:00 <faux> I'll find his username hang
07:00 <TheRiddler> did you see the fb vid faux
07:00 <Serenity> probs should
08:00 <TheRon> anything like hans moleman?
08:00 <faux> kurtjaycoleman
08:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/270225899787773/videos/746040932206265/
08:00 <faux> Not watching that rn im about to have din
08:00 <TheRiddler> ok
08:00 <Serenity> im following him on fb but i think he posts more on sc
08:00 <faux> Paste it in cunts 
08:00 <faux> I'll watch later
08:00 <faux> He's annoying on snap
09:00 <TheRon> hey hey language geez
09:00 <faux> But u like him so you'd prob find him funny lol
09:00 <TheRon> there are chicks present
09:00 <faux> He takes 400 selfies I just skip them all
09:00 <faux> Also half of them are of him clubbing every night lol
09:00 <Serenity> haha
09:00 <faux> I wanna know how he gets money 
09:00 <Serenity> i just went through all his vids on fb and looked at the old one
09:00 <Serenity> ones
10:00 <faux> besides his tshirts and phone covers
10:00 <Serenity> drug dealer
10:00 <Serenity> lol
12:00 <faux> Sif
12:00 <faux> He's too loud and retarded
12:00 <faux> Lol
13:00 <Serenity> i love him haha
13:00 <faux> There's this chick krystah he's always with and they like sloppy tongue each other in vids
13:00 <faux> Makes me sick
13:00 <faux> Lol
14:00 <Serenity> ok thats gross lol
14:00 <faux> Lol
14:00 <faux> lmaoo
14:00 <faux> Also
14:00 <faux> His mum's a sluz
14:00 <faux> Like she just looks like a mad sluz
14:00 <faux> makes me laugh 
14:00 <Serenity> hahaha
14:00 <faux> Lol poor guy he's like 9 and I'm dissing his entire existence 
14:00 <faux> K dinner time 
14:00 <faux> bai
15:00 <Serenity> bai
24:00 <TheRiddler> are you going to the show sezz?
24:00 <Serenity> royal?
24:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
24:00 <Serenity> prob not
25:00 <TheRiddler> ok
25:00 <Serenity> kids tickets arent free anymore and its a lot of money for basically nothing
26:00 <TheRiddler> there's some kind of dinosaur park
26:00 <TheRiddler> I think it's like the 1 they had like 15-20yrs ago
26:00 <Serenity> ah
27:00 <Serenity> it'll cost us almost $80 just to get in the gate now
27:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: going to the geelong oktoberfest?
27:00 <Serenity> prob more
27:00 <TheRiddler> would it be you paulie n the 2 kids
28:00 <TheRiddler> or paulie's kid aswell
28:00 <Serenity> 3
28:00 <TheRiddler> I just looked at the prices
28:00 <TheRiddler> it's $58 for 2A+2C
29:00 <TheRiddler> or 1A+4C
30:00 <TheRon> i can't live, if living is with you..........
30:00 <TheRon> without you
31:00 <Serenity> cheap as gov
31:00 <Serenity> used to cost us like $30 to get in
32:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
33:00 <TheRiddler> just goto the medieval festival instead lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> :P
34:00 <TheRon> falls festival
36:00 <Serenity> last time we went to the show we all got so sunburnt and dehydrated n blah
36:00 <Serenity> though i guess if we do go least we dont have to pay for parking anymore
39:00 <TheRiddler> I'll be going to the medieval festival
41:00 <TheRiddler> it doesn't have cool rides n such but atleast you get to pet a eagle watch some kids beat eachother with foam swords and eat nice food
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <TheRon> any oil wrestling?
42:00 <TheRiddler> nope
42:00 <TheRon> damn
43:00 <StrykerX> Hullo Lumeah
43:00 <StrykerX> :)
43:00 <StrykerX> How are you?
43:00 <TheRiddler> it's mainly an atmosphere thing
43:00 <TheRiddler> because alot dress up
43:00 <Serenity> new gf StrykerX?
43:00 <StrykerX> Nup
43:00 <StrykerX> She's pissy with me cause I reminded her she sucked Pieter off.
43:00 <TheRon> StrykerX: had any breasts lately?
43:00 <StrykerX> looooooooooool
43:00 <Clarkson> im addicted to porn
44:00 <ooomp> Fair shake of the sauce bottle
44:00 <Serenity> oh gross id be pissy too
44:00 <TheRiddler> what kind of porn Clarkson
44:00 <Serenity> yuck
44:00 <Clarkson> Serenity fuck off with the typos lol
44:00 <StrykerX> loolll
44:00 <Serenity> woah dude
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <Serenity> clarky hates me
44:00 <Clarkson> i did when i was fat ass bro
44:00 <StrykerX> Served by your own bot
44:00 <Serenity> not my fkn bot lol
45:00 <TheRon> i saw a raggedy ann doll that kind of looked like a KKK doll today
45:00 <TheRiddler> it's half her bot
45:00 <StrykerX> TheRon: Not recently enough!
45:00 <TheRon> this morning?
45:00 <dematerialised> sezz's coding knowledge includes bolding text in microsoft word
45:00 <TheRiddler> was it just raggedy ann dress in a kkk costume
45:00 <StrykerX> LOL
45:00 <Serenity> excuse me
45:00 <Serenity> dont be a cunt
46:00 <TheRiddler> I read that as blowing :p
46:00 <TheRon> the head was kind of pointy and it was in white
46:00 <StrykerX> TheRon: Sadly not!
46:00 <Serenity> i made that rules page tyvm ead
46:00 <dematerialised> lol
46:00 <StrykerX> Serenity: So you found the SAVE AS function in Word
46:00 <StrykerX> And saved it as a HTML file.
46:00 <StrykerX> :P
46:00 <Serenity> who even uses word
46:00 <Serenity> amature
46:00 <StrykerX> Amateur*
47:00 <StrykerX> :P
47:00 <TheRiddler> especially to make a html
47:00 <ooomp> I use notepad
47:00 <Serenity> plz
47:00 <StrykerX> k, I'll be nice now.
47:00 <Serenity> notepad+ is where its at ladies
47:00 <TheRiddler> I use dreamweaver
47:00 <StrykerX> Notepad++ rocks
47:00 <StrykerX> TheRiddler: Noob.
47:00 <dematerialised> use vim like real men
47:00 <TheRiddler> sif
47:00 <Serenity> please
47:00 <Serenity> real men with dresses
48:00 <StrykerX> loooool
48:00 <TheRon> StrykerX: there's a tha maasage joint  here i wanna check it out
48:00 <TheRon> thai
48:00 <TheRiddler> why waste effort making a page when there is shortcuts
48:00 <StrykerX> You're in Ballarat, yes?
48:00 <Serenity> theres this weird massage joint up the road from here
48:00 <TheRon> yes!
48:00 <Serenity> they stay open till like 10pm lol
48:00 <StrykerX> Try it asap TheRon
48:00 <ooomp> Happy endings?
48:00 <StrykerX> Let me know how it goes.
48:00 <TheRiddler> that dont stick 10 lines of useless code in that slows down everythin
49:00 <TheRiddler> if I was a noob I'd use muse
49:00 <dematerialised> real men use tomcat and a java applet
49:00 <StrykerX> Real men write in binary
49:00 <dematerialised> like you know what binary is
49:00 <dematerialised> "consultant"
49:00 <StrykerX> So go put a dress on dematerialised
50:00 <StrykerX> loooooool
50:00 <TheRon> ooomp: are you offering?
50:00 <StrykerX> I don't even make webpages
50:00 <ooomp> I don't do Thai massage, so no
50:00 <Serenity> ur all fucking nerds who dont get laid anyway
50:00 <Clarkson> if she says my cock
50:00 <TheRon> damn!
50:00 <Serenity> so it doesnt matter what you write in
50:00 <TheRiddler> aww
51:00 <StrykerX> da gurlz lyk java coderz
51:00 <TheRon> will the landslide bring it down
51:00 <dematerialised> sezz can i use your toilet
51:00 <Serenity> no
51:00 <TheRon> not after last time
51:00 <Serenity> you can pissyourself
52:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of people who piss themselves
52:00 <StrykerX> Where's Christopher these days?
52:00 <TheRiddler> my firefly the game arrived today
52:00 <Serenity> dont know dont care
53:00 <StrykerX> You know you're married to him in his mind yer?
53:00 <StrykerX> loooooooooool
53:00 <ooomp> He's still pining after me
53:00 <StrykerX> k I'm beyond bored now :/
54:00 <StrykerX> I did meet the older version of him a few days ago tho
54:00 <Serenity> he messages me every now n then to tell me he wants to have sex with me
54:00 <StrykerX> Like, Chris +15ish yrs
54:00 <Serenity> or that im 'being stupid'
54:00 <Serenity> its weird
54:00 <StrykerX> It was.. weird.
54:00 <TheRiddler> cant remember what oomp looks like
54:00 <StrykerX> A sexy man
54:00 <StrykerX> ;D
54:00 <TheRiddler> not many girls show pics of themselves
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <TheRiddler> *here
55:00 <StrykerX> Can't imagine why
55:00 <TheRon> we need more breasts
55:00 <StrykerX> lol
55:00 <Clarkson> [08:56:38] amazing spiderman looks so shit :/
55:00 <StrykerX> TheRon: Agreed!
56:00 <anotherirc3r> k.. go look up porn then
56:00 <Clarkson> stb only cost 20 bux you dick
56:00 <ooomp> StrykerX, are you saying I'm sexy
57:00 <StrykerX> ooomp: Never seen you bro
57:00 <StrykerX> Who knows?
57:00 <StrykerX> Prolly?
57:00 <ooomp> Not.
57:00 <StrykerX> :>
57:00 <TheRon> i find chicks that undersell themselves sexy
57:00 <Clarkson> my scrotum is having spasms
58:00 <Serenity> i heard ooomp has nice boobs
58:00 <StrykerX> TheRon: You're on the right server then
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <TheRon> excellent
58:00 <StrykerX> ooomp has nice boobs?
58:00 <TheRiddler> why is that Clarkson
58:00 <Clarkson> are you gay stnuc
58:00 <Serenity> its what i heard
58:00 <ooomp> All lies
58:00 <Serenity> i havent seen them
58:00 <TheRon> in my my mind she has the best boobs
58:00 <StrykerX> Pix or it's lies
58:00 <ooomp> People telling lies
59:00 <ooomp> I actually don't have any breasts
59:00 <ooomp> Anymore that is
59:00 <TheRiddler> I have not seen kate or nikky either
59:00 <TheRon> unless she has proof to the contrary 
00:00 <amsy> i havent seen anyone
00:00 <StrykerX> ooomp: Did you sell them to the highest bidder?
00:00 <ooomp> No but I did pay for the privilege for both to be removed
01:00 <TheRon> damn!
01:00 <TheRon> never been a fan of breast redustion surgery
01:00 <ooomp> Mastectomy -_- 
01:00 <TheRiddler> are you angelina jolie?
01:00 <TheRon> double damn!
07:00 <TheRon> i'm a glass half full kind of guy, you all have great breasts unless shown otherwise
08:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
08:00 <StrykerX> I like your angle, TheRon
09:00 <stebie> <StrykerX> I like the angle of your dangle, TheRon
09:00 <StrykerX> ;D
09:00 <stebie> sup daz?
09:00 <StrykerX> Fuck all mate
09:00 <TheRon> he likes the cut of my jib 
10:00 <StrykerX> Putting cash on the dogs atm
10:00 <StrykerX> U
10:00 <anotherirc3r> you can have mine TheRon
10:00 <anotherirc3r> they're annoying
10:00 <TheRiddler> the western bulldogs?
10:00 <TheRiddler> if so dont
10:00 <TheRiddler> because our captain is not playing this week
11:00 <TheRiddler> and he's the 1 that sets up alot of play
11:00 <stebie> i thought he meant greyhounds
11:00 <stebie> :/
11:00 <TheRiddler> ok
11:00 <TheRiddler> maybe he did
11:00 <stebie> i could be wrong
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <stebie> ooompectomy
12:00 <TheRon> i'm betting on adelise
12:00 <TheRon> adelaide
12:00 <TheRiddler> but yes no robert murphy against port
12:00 <TheRon> it is richmond
12:00 <TheRiddler> the upside it's at ethiad n not adelaide oval
13:00 <anotherirc3r> stfu
13:00 <anotherirc3r> we beat hawthorn
13:00 <TheRon> so sued to richmond disappointing
13:00 <TheRon> used
13:00 <anotherirc3r> we're 6th!
13:00 <anotherirc3r> we're not doing that badly
14:00 <TheRon> so otten come 9th
14:00 <anotherirc3r> hush
14:00 <anotherirc3r> hopefully that won't happen this time
14:00 <TheRon> one can hope
14:00 <ooomp> I don't even know what that is
15:00 <StrykerX> Yes, I ment greyhounds
15:00 <StrykerX> lol
15:00 <StrykerX> Hawthorn threw that match
15:00 <StrykerX> They suddenly played really sloppy
15:00 <stebie> nor do i ooomp, but it sounds like something people should try at least once
15:00 <StrykerX> JUST when someone slapped $150k on them for the win
15:00 <TheRon> hawks win when they wanna
15:00 <anotherirc3r> they did not!
16:00 <ooomp> How can they try something you can't even explain
16:00 <ooomp> Plus stop making fun of my situation :/
16:00 <StrykerX> looooooool
16:00 <TheRiddler> got any new movies coming up oomp? :P
16:00 <stebie> ooomp, what situation? i just got here :\
17:00 <anotherirc3r> disturbing thing
18:00 <ooomp> I hope now of you have to experience and or watch your close ones go through a mastectomy.
18:00 <ooomp> None*
18:00 <TheRon> baby we can talk all night but that ain't getting us nowhere.....
18:00 <TheRiddler> I'm ordering pizza
18:00 <TheRiddler> aww
19:00 <TheRon> what did we do?
19:00 <StrykerX> She really had one I'm guessing.
19:00 <StrykerX> :/
19:00 <TheRiddler> I think it was me
19:00 <anotherirc3r> awww :/
19:00 <TheRiddler> I thought being called angelina jolie was a compliment
20:00 <TheRiddler> well it should be in anycase
20:00 <dematerialised> lol
20:00 <dematerialised> you guys...
20:00 <TheRon> how was i supposed to know she cut her tits off?
20:00 <Clarkson> ChopNu loves dick
20:00 <TheRiddler> she got with brad pitt
22:00 <faux> So do u clarky
22:00 <Clarkson> veins fucking everywhere
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <TheRon> anotherirc3r: heart - all i wanna do is make love to you
25:00 <anotherirc3r> i love that song!
25:00 <TheRon> good song
27:00 <TheRon> in the song the stupid woman told him
28:00 <anotherirc3r> true
29:00 <TheRon> that doens't make sense to me
31:00 <TheRon> b-52's - private idaho
34:00 <anotherirc3r> grosssss
34:00 <anotherirc3r> channel 9
34:00 <anotherirc3r> ugh
34:00 <TheRon> karl stefanovic?
35:00 <anotherirc3r> nah.. some woman who still breastfeeds her daughter who is 4
35:00 <TheRon> i saw a story where the boy was 6
36:00 <anotherirc3r> oh yuck
36:00 <anotherirc3r> that's just disturbing
36:00 <dematerialised> as someone who's tasted boob milk
36:00 <dematerialised> no thanks
36:00 <TheRon> sometimes it hard to let go
38:00 <TheRon> my nephew took ages to be weened off the breast, i was so proud
38:00 <anotherirc3r> still gross :/
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol that article of the woman who feeds her family on breastmilk
38:00 <anotherirc3r> wtf!
40:00 <TheRon> you spin me right baby right like a record baby right round round round
40:00 <TheRiddler> I cant find it again tho
41:00 <TheRiddler> http://newswatch28.com/expelled-from-kfc-for-breastfeeding-her-42-year-old-son/
41:00 <TheRiddler> the worse 1
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <anotherirc3r> oh, god..
41:00 <TheRon> little brittain
41:00 <anotherirc3r> what have i started?!!?
42:00 <b-queen> why have you tasted titty milk
43:00 <Doodle> why noit
43:00 <TheRon> no!
43:00 <Doodle> -i
43:00 <dematerialised> b-queen, i've seen and done things you people wouldn't believe
43:00 <TheRiddler> I wouldn't mind trying it
43:00 <faux> That doesn't surprise me
43:00 <faux> 1 bit
43:00 <TheRon> salty?
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <faux> Lol ash
43:00 <faux> lordy
44:00 <Doodle> lmao
44:00 <TheRiddler> I think it depends on what the woman eats for the taste wouldn't it?
44:00 <b-queen> pineapple
44:00 <dematerialised> TheRiddler is comparing it to his dick sucking experiences
44:00 <faux> Idk I'm yet to see if that's true w jizz
44:00 <Clarkson> I'll fuck the pallets
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol yes
44:00 <TheRon> everybody wants to rule the world
45:00 <faux> Doodle drink some pineapple juice 
45:00 <faux> Lol my safe word is pineapple 
45:00 <b-queen> mines umbrella
45:00 <Doodle> i already drink pineapple juice
45:00 <TheRon> mines "for fuck sake stop it"
45:00 <Doodle> there is like 900l in the fridge
45:00 <Clarkson> Those sluts never got married. 
45:00 <Doodle> under all the hooker parts
45:00 <dematerialised> my safe word is "deeper"
46:00 <b-queen> bwhaahahaha
46:00 <TheRiddler> if you stick an umbrella up a hole and open what will happen lol
47:00 <dematerialised> only one way to find out
47:00 <Serenity> did you really need my toilet dematerialised lol
47:00 <TheRon> what colour does a smurf go if you choke it?
47:00 <TheRon> it's already blue
47:00 <dematerialised> purple
48:00 <TheRon> purple can't be righjt
48:00 <dematerialised> its entirely right
48:00 <TheRiddler> I think it happened in the cartoon
48:00 <Serenity> oh i see.
48:00 <dematerialised> yes i did
49:00 <dematerialised> now i have poopy underwear
49:00 <Serenity> i thought you were joking lol
50:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know if there are any girls into that kind of thing
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <faux> What kind of thing
50:00 <faux> Umbrellas up their cunt 
50:00 <Clarkson> guido is a funny cunt
51:00 <amsy> lol what will happen
51:00 <amsy> it wouldnt open ashy
51:00 <TheRiddler> into guys with poopy underwear
51:00 <Serenity> my friends baby got into her hair dye hahahaha
52:00 <faux> Oh god
52:00 <faux> pics
52:00 <amsy> also did it eat any
52:00 <Serenity> ill notice you cause hes kinda naked
53:00 <faux> Omg lollll
53:00 <Serenity> haha im laughing so hard at her
53:00 <Serenity> poor thing
53:00 <faux> I'm Korea concerned about it on the walls and carpet 
53:00 <faux> Rofl korea
53:00 <faux> More***
54:00 <Serenity> i knowwww
54:00 <Serenity> shes in a rental too
54:00 <dematerialised> lol
54:00 <dematerialised> korea concerned
54:00 <faux> Oh lord
54:00 <faux> Loll
54:00 <faux> Korea Koncerned
54:00 <Serenity> worst lily ever did was butter
54:00 <Serenity> alll through her hair
54:00 <Serenity> all over the tv and dvd player
54:00 <TheRiddler> are you building wmds over it faux? :P
54:00 <faux> Omg
55:00 <faux> What
55:00 <TheRiddler> weapons of mass destruction
55:00 <amsy> lol
55:00 <faux> oh
55:00 <TheRiddler> korea concerned
55:00 <amsy> still what
55:00 <amsy> oh
55:00 <faux> idgi
55:00 <dematerialised> qchoreya qhounsernt
55:00 <faux> Too far shane 
55:00 <Serenity> korea were rumoured to have weapons of mass destruction
55:00 <Serenity> hes trying to be funny
56:00 <dematerialised> your face is too far
56:00 <dematerialised> from my penis
56:00 <faux> It is :(
56:00 <faux> Oh
56:00 <Serenity> TRICKED
56:00 <dematerialised> timing is everything
56:00 <faux> Not sadface
56:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <TheRiddler> tho north korea also built a wall too didn't they?
56:00 <Serenity> i found green apple gatorade
56:00 <faux> where
56:00 <TheRiddler> along their border
56:00 <Serenity> yeah to keep the rabbits out
56:00 <faux> No i mean the gatorade
56:00 <faux> looooll
56:00 <Serenity> coles faux
56:00 <faux> in choina
57:00 <faux> I'm looking for that kirks stuff rn
57:00 <Serenity> im hell excited to try it rofl.. mostly cause im so dehydrated right now my skin is actually wrinkly
57:00 <faux> Ew
57:00 <Serenity> even though ive drunk about 3 litres of water today
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <faux> Drunk
57:00 <faux> omgosh I found it
57:00 <dematerialised> i've had one glass of water and 4 peices of chocolate
57:00 <TheRiddler> that telstra ad
58:00 <faux> Sugar free creaming soda what even
58:00 <Serenity> its soo good faux
58:00 <amsy> yum
58:00 <Serenity> tastes just like the normal one
58:00 <Serenity> and fanta zero
58:00 <faux> Yeah I just added about 38 2 me trolly 
58:00 <Serenity> lool
58:00 <faux> K in added 1 to try it
58:00 <faux> But ye
58:00 <Serenity> i like the lemon squash one in summer
58:00 <TheRiddler> normal gatorade has like 50g of sugar per 500ml bottle I think
58:00 <dematerialised> ye
58:00 <Serenity> so refreshen
59:00 <amsy> i havent had creaming soda in soo long :(
59:00 <dematerialised> you need us to send you some?
59:00 <faux> oo they're on special for a dollar
59:00 <faux> Good timing 
00:00 <amsy> aw nah its cool dem
00:00 <amsy> v expensive to post out of aus
00:00 <dematerialised> sif post
00:00 <TheRiddler> the driver is off
00:00 <dematerialised> i'll have it shipped out on the next C17
00:00 <amsy> lol
00:00 <TheRiddler> gps delivery
00:00 <Serenity> 36g of sugar per 600ml
00:00 <Serenity> gatorade
00:00 <faux> oof
00:00 <Doodle> diet soft drink is worse for you than soft drink with sugar
01:00 <Doodle> just sayin
01:00 <dematerialised> all softdrink is bad for you and you should drink distilled water
01:00 <TheRiddler> oh that's ok then
01:00 <Serenity> which if you use it for the purpose its meant for isnt all that much
01:00 <TheRiddler> the guy is going down albany hwy instead of north rd
01:00 <faux> Yeah it all rots ur insides 
01:00 <faux> But its good every now and then 
01:00 <faux> Between my soda water addiction 
01:00 <faux> mmm
01:00 <dematerialised> personally i don't ingest any foreign substances other than air
01:00 <faux> lool
01:00 <Serenity> loll
01:00 <Doodle> artificial sweeteners fuck with your brains reward centre
01:00 <Clarkson> i hate that motherfucker
02:00 <amsy> we recently got a low sugar iced tea and it rules
02:00 <Serenity> well you can have a fucked reward centre or be fat
02:00 <TheRiddler> he fucked your mother Clarkson
02:00 <Serenity> taek ur pik
02:00 <Clarkson> pieter : why was u a cunt to lee ?
02:00 <Doodle> it will still make you fat
02:00 <amsy> actually tastes like tea instead of sugar
02:00 <dematerialised> i choose to be fat and ahve an excellent reward centre
02:00 <Serenity> it make some people fat
02:00 <Serenity> regardless its all bad for you, fake sugar real sugar
02:00 <TheRiddler> iced tea generally has 13g per 250ml
02:00 <Serenity> who cares
03:00 <TheRiddler> lipton ones anyway
03:00 <faux> It's only if u ingest like 399993838383kg of it
03:00 <faux> Gives u diahrrea 
03:00 <Serenity> exactly faux
03:00 <dematerialised> your face has 2000g per nosehair
03:00 <faux> lmao
03:00 <faux> what
03:00 <dematerialised> those who live in wooden ships shouldn't throw glass stones
03:00 <Serenity> mums been drinking diet coke for 30 years she looks like stick insect
03:00 <Serenity> hahah its so funny when you mix the c and s in that word
04:00 <faux> Incest
04:00 <Doodle> aspartame triggers insulin production
04:00 <dematerialised> i think you mean its so fun
04:00 <Doodle> which sends your body into fat storage mode
04:00 <Serenity> thanjks dr doodle
04:00 <faux> p sure if we were all experts we'd be models
04:00 <dematerialised> doctor dick
04:00 <Serenity> mum is a T1D she hasnt got any anyway
04:00 <Doodle> wow
04:00 <Doodle> ok
04:00 <faux> What's t1d
05:00 <faux> 1 direction 
05:00 <Serenity> type 1 diabetic
05:00 <dematerialised> type one dyslxexcia
05:00 <faux> Oh rofl how did I not get that
05:00 <Serenity> lol ni
05:00 <faux> Derp brain 
05:00 <dematerialised> ni
05:00 <amsy> http://www.123levert.no/nettbutikken/drikke/juice-is-te/imsdal-iste-fersken
05:00 <Serenity> o.O my front door just opened
05:00 <Serenity> by its self
05:00 <dematerialised> not by itself
05:00 <dematerialised> someone is in your house
05:00 <Serenity> YES
05:00 <faux> ghosts
05:00 <TheRiddler> ghooooooooooosssssssssstttttsssssssssss
05:00 <amsy> the info is at the bottom you can probably understand enough
05:00 <Serenity> BY ITS SELF
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <Serenity> OK
05:00 <dematerialised> NO
05:00 <dematerialised> SOMEONE
06:00 <dematerialised> IS IN YOUR HOUSE
06:00 <TheRiddler> <3 faux
06:00 <faux> lollllll
06:00 <Serenity> im in my fucking house you clown
06:00 <amsy> sukker is sugar
06:00 <faux> <4
06:00 <dematerialised> SO IS SOMEONE ELSE
06:00 <dematerialised> WHO ISNT YOU
06:00 <faux> 4 More than 3
06:00 <faux> K den
06:00 <Serenity> dude i can see the door
06:00 <Serenity> its like 8 feet away
06:00 <Serenity> no ones there
06:00 <dematerialised> you clearly didnt see the person
06:00 <dematerialised> going through the door
06:00 <Serenity> you're gonna see my foot in your ass in a min
06:00 <faux> It's me 
06:00 <faux> I'm stealing ur wif8
06:00 <faux> Wife ate
06:00 <Serenity> SORRY 4 DATY I MUSS ME PMSEN
06:00 <dematerialised> protip, im in your house
06:00 <faux> muss me
07:00 <faux> The call is coming from inside the house
07:00 <TheRiddler> I have a friend that's pretty sensitive to spirits n such
07:00 <Serenity> fuck skirmish im going to eat him alive
07:00 <faux> Tell them not to drink 
07:00 <TheRiddler> or so claims
07:00 <faux> loloalzolzolz
07:00 <dematerialised> i have a friend who says she sees dead children
07:00 <dematerialised> i wanted to root her
07:00 <faux> .
07:00 <dematerialised> now i dont
07:00 <faux> er
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol wut
07:00 <faux> That's frightening 
07:00 <dematerialised> yes it is
07:00 <dematerialised> she argued with me about it lol
08:00 <faux>  Did you punch her in the vagina 
08:00 <dematerialised> nah
08:00 <faux> Boring 
08:00 <dematerialised> i know
09:00 <TheRiddler> did this happen everytime she took a morning afterpill? :P
09:00 <dematerialised> i had to be all "im jealous i dont have your abilities"
09:00 <TheRiddler> I have pizza
09:00 <faux> Lol ash 
09:00 <faux> WHY
09:00 <Doodle> lol abilities
09:00 <Doodle> more plike psychosis
09:00 <Doodle> plike
09:00 <Doodle> .
09:00 <dematerialised> yeah but i didnt wanna be rude
09:00 <dematerialised> i think she's a bit fragile
09:00 <faux> pmore plike psychosis
10:00 <faux> alliteration fuk ye
10:00 <Clarkson> it sure is fun fucking lucie.
10:00 <Serenity> lol
10:00 <faux> shut up clarkson 
10:00 <Clarkson> chemical imbalance in the brain or some shit
10:00 <faux> Oh ok 
10:00 <Serenity> lolll
10:00 <Serenity> how apt
10:00 <Doodle> YEAH OK THX DR CLARKSON
10:00 <Clarkson> so why the fuck would i know what colour their eyes are?
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol 
10:00 <dematerialised> i always attract the batshit insane ones
11:00 <dematerialised> why cant i just have a normal wife
11:00 <Serenity> lol
11:00 <TheRiddler> maybe she found your basement dematerialised :P
11:00 <faux> U attract what u project 
11:00 <faux> Dr faux 
11:00 <dematerialised> well thats not true
11:00 <Doodle> i want to vape this weed
11:00 <Serenity> do it
11:00 <Doodle> cant find my whip :(
11:00 <Serenity> i want a vape but im a tightass
11:00 <dematerialised> i project a highly intelligent sexual demon
11:00 <faux> Vaep ur dads jiz
11:00 <Serenity> faux..
11:00 <faux> Hi
11:00 <Serenity> 2farm8
11:00 <faux> farm
11:00 <Doodle> FOUND IT
11:00 <dematerialised> nah im with forques here
12:00 <faux> Your dad's jizz
12:00 <Doodle> screw you all
12:00 <faux> ?
12:00 <Clarkson> hahah ur a dumb cunt
12:00 <faux> Lool 
12:00 <TheRiddler> breeding farm
12:00 <Serenity> doodles gonna vape out
12:00 <Doodle> its too long
12:00 <faux> Ur peen
12:00 <dematerialised> know that problem all too well
12:00 <faux> lol
12:00 <faux> uwish
13:00 <dematerialised> dude when i walk i get bruised knees
13:00 <Serenity> i saw the ugliest dick the other day
13:00 <TheRiddler> cock sand 
13:00 <Serenity> but i had to pretend it wasnt the ugliest thing ive ever seen
13:00 <Clarkson> works out with stops and shit to about 18 or something to be exact
13:00 <faux> Don't be rude Paul is in the chan gosh
13:00 <dematerialised> ahah
13:00 <Serenity> DONT BE A BITCH
13:00 <faux> wow
13:00 <Serenity> r u on ur ragz/
13:00 <faux> Bit rude
13:00 <faux> lmaoo
13:00 <faux> R U OK
13:00 <TheRiddler> I learnt a few new phrases this week
13:00 <dematerialised> did u forget to take ur pill
13:00 <TheRiddler> penis garage
13:00 <faux> That picture is my fave thing in the universe 
13:00 <TheRiddler> cock sand
14:00 <faux> .
14:00 <TheRiddler> yes we cum
14:00 <faux> I'm sorry what is happening rn
14:00 <amsy> ash is broken
14:00 <Serenity> i like the one that says 'when you sneeze on your period'
14:00 <faux> tourettes
14:00 <faux> Lol
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol no
14:00 <Doodle> mm
14:00 <Doodle> popcorny
14:00 <amsy> who says yes we cum
14:00 <dematerialised> i do
15:00 <dematerialised> i sell cum and cum accessories
15:00 <faux> Lmao
15:00 <TheRiddler> it was in a anime visual novel
15:00 <Serenity> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/fa/95/ef/fa95ef9f34334641f45050984aa3ba3f.jpg
15:00 <Serenity> legit me erry tym
15:00 <amsy> can i get a menu
15:00 <faux> Lol so legit
15:00 <TheRiddler> they said yes we cum instead of yes we can
15:00 <faux> Me when I sneeze
15:00 <faux> I bleed at 49km/h
15:00 <Serenity> hahaha
15:00 <dematerialised> lol
15:00 <amsy> who did
16:00 <Serenity> last time i had me period i was sick so sneezing and coughing every 3 seconds
16:00 <faux> Also I'm late again so when I'm get then they're gonna be horrific 
16:00 <TheRiddler> I pasted a link
16:00 <Serenity> just about had to go buy a sheep and jam it up there
16:00 <TheRiddler> earlier
16:00 <faux> I get them*
16:00 <Doodle> pls
16:00 <faux> Rofl sheep
16:00 <faux> LOL
16:00 <faux> I am crying at the image 
16:00 <Serenity> serious
16:00 <TheRiddler> [15:25] <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze1z6Jha-RU
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: MY GIRLFRIEND IS OBAMA? | Weeb Wednesdays Views: 29,955 Uploader: TheRPGMinx Uploaded: Aug 5, 2015 Duration: 30m0s Rating: 4.94
16:00 <Serenity> was fucking horrific
16:00 <dematerialised> i can just imagine vaginas going plplpllpllplpplp at 49km/hr
16:00 <Clarkson> i'm going cya i'm too stressed for this shit
16:00 <dematerialised> spooting out blood
16:00 <amsy> ohh im not watching that
16:00 <faux> Yeah shane it's bad
17:00 <faux> U have to cross ur legs when u sneeze
17:00 <faux> Or cough 
17:00 <dematerialised> sounding like a broken vespa
17:00 <Serenity> and then men wonder why we get cranky
17:00 <faux> Or laugh 
17:00 <faux> Or breathe.
17:00 <TheRiddler> I cant remember where penis garage came from
17:00 <Clarkson> i dont want to pay for sex
17:00 <faux> Me 2 clarkson 
17:00 <Clarkson> Indians are shit
17:00 <faux> oh
17:00 <Serenity> racist
17:00 <faux> Well then
17:00 <dematerialised> ive had sex with a lady on her period more than once
17:00 <Clarkson> his a cunt
17:00 <faux> look
17:00 <faux> Ll
18:00 <faux> That is disgusting 
18:00 <dematerialised> its like rooting something with the consistency and stickyness of clag glue
18:00 <faux> .
18:00 <faux> Can u not
18:00 <dematerialised> except red
18:00 <dematerialised> also dried blood in your dickhole sucks
18:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/oRHVN0V
19:00 <Serenity> just stop
19:00 <Serenity> thats fucked
19:00 <dematerialised> hahahahaah
19:00 <TheRiddler> I'm eating here
19:00 <Serenity> im about to have spag for dinner you bastard
19:00 <dematerialised> one day
19:00 <dematerialised> you all hope to be as strong as me
19:00 <dematerialised> but you are allweak
19:00 <TheRiddler> spaghetti sauce down the leg
19:00 <dematerialised> lol
19:00 <Serenity> ill still never stick my dick in a bleeding vag
19:00 <Clarkson> i??l eat your pussy anytime you want :o)
20:00 <faux> hot
20:00 <dematerialised> its really not that bad
20:00 <TheRiddler> clarkson you're gross too
20:00 <Clarkson> smash your fucking skull into pieces 
20:00 <faux> Lmaoo
20:00 <Serenity> its fucking disgusting
20:00 <Clarkson> so mr "my cock's so big no bitch can take it, my wife likes to fuck me all the time" is getting some action off little miss "i want to have a baby with you, but i dont want to fuck you to do so" tonight, cause she gave him beer after having locked up in a psyche ward?
20:00 <Serenity> she must not have had a heavy flow
20:00 <faux> oh
20:00 <faux> K
20:00 <faux> And a wide set vagina
20:00 <Serenity> yes ty
21:00 <faux> stfu
21:00 <dematerialised> i dunno, my dick look like a very rare cut steak
21:00 <Serenity> woz w8n 4 it ok
21:00 <faux> ratchet pms queen
21:00 <Serenity> if i fcked on me period
21:00 <Serenity> the whole room would look like a scene from nightmare on elm st
21:00 <stebie> hi x
21:00 <dematerialised> haha
21:00 <stebie> beepbeep
21:00 <stebie> ^___^
21:00 <dematerialised> like freddy krueger had visited
22:00 <Serenity> serious
22:00 <faux> Eeew
22:00 <faux> We are all being very kelevraesque
22:00 <Dugnuts> thats why you do it in the shower
22:00 <faux> CAN WE NOT
22:00 <dematerialised> very what?
22:00 <Serenity> difference is faux. i havent done it she has lol
22:00 <Unresolved> wtf is kelevraesque
22:00 <Unresolved> !google kelevraesque
22:00 <Unresolved> lol
22:00 <Unresolved> mad fail
22:00 <Serenity> i still remember her coming on telling us how drunk she was and poor dylan having to change her pad
22:00 <Serenity> hnngg
22:00 <TheRiddler> twice now they forget the peri peri sauce
22:00 <Serenity> poor cunt
22:00 <Clarkson> feed her timtams then pound that giant ass 
23:00 <dematerialised> lol
23:00 <amsy> fucking gross
23:00 <dematerialised> see now that i wouldnt do
23:00 <faux> Wtf
23:00 <TheRiddler> wonder if johninja has experienced it
23:00 <faux> That is fucking disgusting 
23:00 <Unresolved> lol Clarkson 
23:00 <Clarkson> more gay men
23:00 <Clarkson> it's shit like that. that annoys me
23:00 <faux> Why would he do it
23:00 <Unresolved> seems legit
23:00 <Serenity> no shit
23:00 <faux> I'd let the bitch bleed
23:00 <Clarkson> sometimes you can cum
23:00 <Serenity> hahah
23:00 <Serenity> in his bed??
23:00 <faux> No in the bath
23:00 <amsy> i hope my bf would shoot me if i ever asked him to do that
23:00 <Serenity> i dunno theres prob times when its needed like.. trauma after birth or something
24:00 <Serenity> not cause you're a filthy sluz or cant handle her drinks
24:00 <amsy> fair enough
24:00 <Serenity> who*
24:00 <amsy> yeah exactly
24:00 <amsy> nooooo way
24:00 <TheRiddler> nooooo wheeeyyyyy
24:00 <amsy> ive never been that drunk
24:00 <Serenity> i had nurses have to change mine after a csec that was awful
24:00 <faux> lol
24:00 <TheRiddler> beached az
25:00 <faux> Lmao
25:00 <Serenity> i just sneezed like 5 times.. so greatful im not bleedin rn
25:00 <Serenity> lol greatful..
25:00 <Serenity> hnngg
26:00 <Maurice> I got a sponge bath after my c-sect, dignity lost
26:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qLrJzBxQXw
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Beached Az: The Snail. Ep 2, Series 1 Views: 127,228 Uploader: BeachedAzonABC Uploaded: Jun 7, 2010 Duration: 1m2s Rating: 4.91
27:00 <amsy> i had to insert a suppository in the bathroom while people knew what i was doing in there 
27:00 <Serenity> i didnt even get a shower
27:00 <amsy> that was bad enough
27:00 <Dugnuts> why did you tell them?
28:00 <amsy> they told me to dugnuts
28:00 <Serenity> i told them to take the spinal out and the cath so i could pee and went home not long after
28:00 <amsy> they offered to do it for me but i said i could handle it
28:00 <Maurice> That was just at a party amsy went to
28:00 <Serenity> lol suppositories
28:00 <Serenity> how awks
28:00 <amsy> theyre so big :'(
29:00 <Dugnuts> oh, so it was the medical professionals
29:00 <Dugnuts> meh
29:00 <amsy> yes
29:00 <Dugnuts> i wouldnt worry about it
29:00 <Dugnuts> they clean peoples poop off themselves
29:00 <Clarkson> get your shit together
29:00 <Dugnuts> i doubt they even thought about it
29:00 <amsy> probably not
29:00 <amsy> but i did
29:00 <Serenity> doesnt make it any less embarassing
29:00 <Dugnuts> sure it does
30:00 <Dugnuts> you only need to get embarassed if the people around are judging you\
30:00 <Dugnuts> and those people definitely werent
30:00 <amsy> going to the gyno is still uncomfortable even thought the guy is a dr
30:00 <amsy> though*
30:00 <Serenity> going to the gyno suuckkss
30:00 <Dugnuts> ahh well
30:00 <Dugnuts> meh
30:00 <Doodle> i'm not a qualified gyno
30:00 <Dugnuts> i figure its their job, they've seen it all
30:00 <Serenity> they keep sending me letters for my next pap. go away cuntsss
30:00 <Doodle> but i'm bloody keen
31:00 <Serenity> lol doodle
31:00 <Doodle> you know why they call it a pap smear sezz?
31:00 <Doodle> cos nobody would get one if the called it a cunt scrape
31:00 <Serenity> no im sure youre gonna tell me but lol
31:00 <Serenity> aaahaha
31:00 <Dugnuts> guess i stopped getting embarrassed after the first time i got an STD test done
31:00 <Doodle> i only make local calls
31:00 <Serenity> ive had 4 std tests
31:00 <dematerialised> ive never had an STD test done becuase i've never had sex
31:00 <Serenity> its only embarrassing if you have one lol
32:00 <Dugnuts> meh
32:00 <Doodle> or 8
32:00 <amsy> you sit there with your legs wide open while a strange man is staring intently at your vagina slipping in the occassional thing
32:00 <Clarkson> yeah and then something as classy as fuck
32:00 <Serenity> they make you do them every time you have a baby
32:00 <amsy> heaps comfy
32:00 <Dugnuts> as a guy they have to stick a thing in your peehole
32:00 <amsy> you look forward to it dugnuts
33:00 <Maurice> (18:32:37) (amsy): you sit there with your legs wide open while a strange man is staring intently at your vagina slipping in the occassional thing
33:00 <Serenity> DUGNUTS HAD THE CLAP
33:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <Picard> evening 
33:00 <Maurice> Sounds like a normal saturday night for some
33:00 <dematerialised> sounds like my idea of fun
33:00 <Maurice> You want a strange man to put things in your vag?
33:00 <amsy> lmao
33:00 <dematerialised> if i were a woman
33:00 <dematerialised> absolutely
33:00 <Picard> whoooaaaaa where do i see this Maurice?
33:00 <Serenity> at a gyno office
33:00 <Maurice> Nightclubs
34:00 <amsy> hahaha
34:00 <Picard> eeew
34:00 <Serenity> melbourne
34:00 <Picard> Kittens
34:00 <Serenity> err
35:00 <Serenity> i just saw a kid slide past
35:00 <Serenity> im not even sure which one it was
35:00 <Picard> shoot it
35:00 <TheRiddler> .
35:00 <Serenity> shoot you
35:00 <Picard> after the kid
35:00 <amsy> kittens is in frankston
35:00 <Picard> no
35:00 <Picard> its not far from crown
36:00 <amsy> there must be more than one 
37:00 <amsy> http://m.theaustralian.com.au/news/stripping-part-of-history/story-e6frg6n6-1225697857212?nk=c15c5768a439aa54c883ddffa3840dad-1438857406 looooollllllll
37:00 <Picard> http://kittens.com.au/
38:00 <TheRiddler> sounds more like a stripclub
38:00 <Picard> they also have a carwash
38:00 <amsy> yeah i believe you
38:00 <Zade> well my car is dirty 
38:00 <TheRiddler> oh it is
39:00 <Picard> Zade u like pussy?
39:00 <TheRiddler> I'm about huff this lavacake
39:00 <Zade> i live on the fourth floor so am unable to have a cat 
39:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEWAXbxiCvs for faux
40:00 <Picard> kittens u can get a lapdance with a hand job to finish
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: POKÃ‰MON SNAP (Kids React: Retro Gaming) Views: 356,469 Uploader: REACT Uploaded: Aug 5, 2015 Duration: 10m11s Rating: 4.90
41:00 <TheRiddler> picard is an expert it seems
42:00 <TheRiddler> of course he's a dirty old man
42:00 <TheRiddler> it'll be like watching jabba the hutt n slave leia
42:00 <faux> Dear lord
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11855731_855432711179214_6208874818431751821_n.jpg?oh=2d8e9b7e39ed029b14abd6ea77d42917&oe=563F35CE
44:00 <Picard> TheRiddler like u have never been to a strip club
44:00 <Lish> i havent
45:00 <TheRiddler> I haven't
45:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not a dirty old man
48:00 <StrykerX> Picard, hullo
48:00 <StrykerX> Not doing the son thing tonight, still grossed out from the other night.
49:00 <TheRiddler> he's your aborted son
50:00 <Picard> StrykerX hello lad
50:00 <Picard> lies Lish, its where we met. you did amazing things on the pole
52:00 <Zade> sounds romantic 
53:00 <Picard> oh it was
53:00 <Picard> and the lapdance omfg
53:00 <TheRiddler> stop mistaking your home videos for star wars
54:00 <TheRiddler> I mean other way around
54:00 <Lish> hahaha
54:00 <Lish> funny
54:00 <Lish> must have been in your dreams
55:00 <Zade> as they looked into each others eyes, he with his hand down his pants and she was sliding down the pole, it was sure to be love, i mean its frankston for starters 
56:00 <Picard> it was love at first slide
57:00 <Lish> i want a cheeseburger
57:00 <Picard> i would buy u one for a lapdance
57:00 <Lish> not worth it
58:00 <StrykerX> You'd need to buy her a store for a lapdance mate.
59:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11227516_818234538273190_1448158803034186124_n.jpg?oh=e4b4846a74a228fde76c562df4f2aa40&oe=563CBF60&__gda__=1447491260_1217829faf9c33175c3133d01e09ac5e
00:00 <TheRiddler> related
00:00 <xm> Lish, would you want to live next door to maccas even if meant having to put up with loitering junkies and hoons?
00:00 <Picard> dude, clearly u have no clue
01:00 <faux> I've been to a strip club 
01:00 <faux> U don't have to be a dirty old man do u
01:00 <Picard> nope u dont
01:00 <faux> I went the day after me 21st 
01:00 <Picard> but for you it was work :P
01:00 <faux> The men that went there were grosser than the chicks
02:00 <faux> Shut up picard u pink potato 
02:00 <Picard> i find strippers pointless
02:00 <nate> Picard is preddy!
02:00 <faux> preddy ugly
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <TheRiddler> pink potato
02:00 <Picard> faux i have feelings. :(
02:00 <faux> lmao
02:00 <Lish> xm no lol
03:00 <TheRiddler> someone photoshop his face on a potato kgo
03:00 <Picard> :(
03:00 <nate> yeah faux better kiss his potato better
03:00 <faux> Loool
03:00 <TheRiddler> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9d/66/e8/9d66e8c1e0dc359cd2f27735bf09d269.jpg
03:00 <faux> I just laughed so hard I fucked up my painting 
04:00 <Picard> good
04:00 <TheRiddler> nvm it was there aleady
04:00 <faux> FFFFF
04:00 <Picard> :(
04:00 <faux> Stop sadfacing pls
04:00 <Serenity> THIS APPLE GATORADE IS YUM
04:00 <Serenity> wow.. -caps
05:00 <faux> Apple flavoured stuff is usually yummy 
05:00 <faux> Apple licorice 
05:00 <faux> Hng
05:00 <Serenity> agreed
05:00 <faux> And toffee apples
05:00 <Serenity> i like the darrel lea apple licorice
05:00 <faux> Yeah
05:00 <faux> That's the only one I've had actually 
05:00 <TheRiddler> grape is good too
06:00 <faux> I like watermelon 
06:00 <faux> flavoured stuff
06:00 <Serenity> i love grape stuff but if i have too much i get a headache
06:00 <TheRiddler> same
06:00 <faux> Grape fanta is boss
06:00 <TheRiddler> but grape juice is meant to help migraines
06:00 <Serenity> their watermelon one is good too
06:00 <amsy> woah wtf is apple licorice?
06:00 <Doodle> raspberry fanta is nice
06:00 <Serenity> apple corn chips obv
06:00 <faux> I've had the red one 
07:00 <faux> But idk if it's watermelon or rasp
07:00 <Doodle> if you ask for fanta in bali they give you raspberry
07:00 <Serenity> theres a sour watermelon fanta
07:00 <Serenity> you'd know
07:00 <amsy> lol sezz shoosh
07:00 <Serenity> its all tingly
07:00 <Serenity> amsy :P
07:00 <amsy> ive never heard of apple licorice in my life
07:00 <TheRiddler> http://edengourmet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Australias_Darrell_Lea_Green_Apple_Soft_Licorice_Chews_7oz_garden_of_Eden.jpg
07:00 <Serenity> its delicious
07:00 <Serenity> and squishy
07:00 <faux> That's cos u abandoned ur home country 2 move 2 a place who doesn't even have good foods
07:00 <Serenity> theres mango and grape too
07:00 <faux> !
08:00 <amsy> woooooaaaahhhhhh 
08:00 <Doodle> no tikkentakken
08:00 <faux> Lool
08:00 <Serenity> hahah
08:00 <Picard> winner!!!!!!!1
08:00 <TheRiddler> all the good food is in sweden
08:00 <amsy> do they taste like licorice at all?
08:00 <Doodle> no 100% aussie beef tubesteak
08:00 <amsy> lol
08:00 <Serenity> its not salty
08:00 <faux> It's the same texture
08:00 <amsy> swedens food is weird as fuck
08:00 <faux> But apple flavoured 
08:00 <Picard> virgin flights for 11000 points woo hoo for me
08:00 <amsy> YUM
09:00 <Serenity> blackberry too
09:00 <Serenity> i think
09:00 <faux>  U stay away from virgins u sicko
09:00 <Serenity> or blackcurranty
09:00 <amsy> oh shit blackberry
09:00 <Serenity> -y
09:00 <Clarkson> think it was the roller derby shit
09:00 <faux> blackcurranty
09:00 <Picard> i like a good virgin
09:00 <faux> ehehe
09:00 <amsy> OH SHIT BLACKCURRANT
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <faux> She's gonna blow
09:00 <ShadowLurker> *07:09:11 PM* <MeGusta> [1] [1:51pm] <@Doodle> tubesteak [1:51pm] <TheRiddler> that's what I'm having
09:00 <faux> loool
10:00 <amsy> brother in law is in aus right now
10:00 <faux> How much sugar in licorice 
10:00 <faux> Someone check pls
10:00 <amsy> might get him to bring some home
10:00 <Picard> heaps
10:00 <Serenity> http://www.dlea.com.au/full-range/twists/
10:00 <Picard> how much sugar i milk?
10:00 <Serenity> look amsy
10:00 <Serenity> LOOK AT IT
10:00 <faux> That's not a number 
10:00 <Picard> in*
10:00 <ShadowLurker> how much sugar in ur ass
10:00 <Maurice> fauxs google must be broken
11:00 <Picard> none
11:00 <faux> No i just cbf
11:00 <Picard> u stupid cunt
11:00 <amsy> looks good sezz 
11:00 <faux> pineapple would be so good
11:00 <Maurice> I go to my kids today 'do you guys know what an encyclopedia is?' and the middle kid goes 'it's a website you look up to find out stuff'
11:00 <Serenity> it is
11:00 <Maurice> No, thats wikipedia..
11:00 <ShadowLurker> i wasnt talkin to your fat ass but ok
11:00 <Clarkson> with some skank
11:00 <ShadowLurker> thanks
11:00 <amsy> i actually might get mum to send so dad gets some rocky road
11:00 <TheRiddler> it's all lard
11:00 <faux> Did u punch him
11:00 <Serenity> i love the white rocklea road
11:00 <Serenity> so much
11:00 <faux> theriddler
11:00 <faux> Check how much sugar in licorice pls
12:00 <faux> thx
12:00 <TheRiddler> ok
12:00 <faux> lol
12:00 <faux> ily
12:00 <Doodle> i so fried
13:00 <Serenity> in
13:00 <Serenity> 100g of licorice
13:00 <Serenity> there is
13:00 <Serenity> 42g of sugar
13:00 <Serenity> just plain black licorice
13:00 <faux> How much in a piece
13:00 <faux> LOL
13:00 <faux> Not asking for much 
13:00 <ShadowLurker> how bigs the piece
13:00 <faux> Just a detailed analysis 
13:00 <Serenity> 0.8g in a 2 gram piece
14:00 <faux> shadowlurker do thr math pls
14:00 <ShadowLurker> its 42% sugar
14:00 <ShadowLurker> i would
14:00 <Serenity> im assuming 2g piece would be one of those inch long ones you get in a pack
14:00 <Serenity> no not picards dick
14:00 <faux> Lmao
14:00 <faux> gross
14:00 <dematerialised> my dick is 37% fat 93% pork
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <ShadowLurker> 120% dick
15:00 <amsy> penis bacon
15:00 <Serenity> 200% NIGGA
15:00 <ShadowLurker> 130%
15:00 <dematerialised> im one hundred percent nigger
15:00 <Clarkson> annoying little fuck crazy
15:00 <amsy> 7% cheese
15:00 <ShadowLurker> im 200 % nigga
15:00 <dematerialised> hooray for friday
16:00 <dematerialised> not that i worked today
16:00 <dematerialised> but still
16:00 <faux> Omg
16:00 <ShadowLurker> nigger nigger nigger bitch nigger watermelon fried chicken white women nigger
16:00 <TheRiddler> darrell lea licorice is exported 
16:00 <ShadowLurker> eeeEEEEEEEOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR
16:00 <faux> My maths skills have failed me
16:00 <dematerialised> ShadowLurker got trolleyjack(s)?
16:00 <faux> Where's xm
16:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
16:00 <faux> I need an asian 
16:00 <Serenity> ur dick isnt that big ok
17:00 <Serenity> calm down
17:00 <Clarkson> i wish i was like i used to be.. size 8/10 with biig boobs and pointy bum
17:00 <dematerialised> swoit
17:00 <faux> Sez I was deleting photos from my phone 
17:00 <ShadowLurker> its ok to dream clarky
17:00 <Clarkson> hes a fucking psycjhop
17:00 <faux> And came across the camel balls
17:00 <faux> And lold for 5 mins
17:00 <Serenity> hahaha
17:00 <Serenity> i still dont know who it is
17:00 <faux> lollll
17:00 <Serenity> they sent me a pic of weed the other day though
18:00 <dematerialised> camel balls are delicious
18:00 <Serenity> these werent
19:00 <dematerialised> i like them in and around my mouth
19:00 <Serenity> i bought some organic pork mince today and its so nice
19:00 <Unresolved> sexy situation 
22:00 <dematerialised> if i find out there are holes in my exhaust i will be upset
22:00 <dematerialised> i know the previous person didnt take care of it, sand through the engine bay and intake
22:00 <ShadowLurker> ill give you organic pork
23:00 <stebie> aussies are 9/50.. amazing.
23:00 <ShadowLurker> its ok dematerialised
23:00 <ShadowLurker> we can rebuild him
23:00 <ShadowLurker> we have the technology
24:00 <dematerialised> lol
24:00 <ShadowLurker> shanananananananana
26:00 <ShadowLurker> if we ignore it
26:00 <ShadowLurker> it might go away
26:00 <Picard> no one cares
26:00 <couleurs> hiiii ponnggg
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> fuk u ShadowLurker
26:00 <Clarkson> knifebunny thinks shes sexy
26:00 <Serenity> WHEN YOU TOUCH MEH ITS SO POWERFULLL
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiii
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> http://tinypic.com/r/ap89yc/8 <------------------ [[[[[pong]]]]]
28:00 <amsy> lmao
28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ??
28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> grandma took
29:00 <Serenity> stop it
29:00 <Serenity> just talk normally its nt 2003 anymore. its not funny or quirky
29:00 <Serenity> its retarded
29:00 <Lish> i think knifebunny is sexy
29:00 <Clarkson> dead cunt cop this zlined y0
29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> but pong like 2003  :(
29:00 <Serenity> i miss knifebunny
40:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> lets have 1998 party
40:00 <couleurs> ok
40:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> bum
41:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent-nrt1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11828619_1976128862584132_6105688702130352426_n.png?oh=85781883b7af9e890d08d1b908b0621a&oe=56830DCD
41:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
41:00 <anotherirc3r> that's good
42:00 <faux> Poor jack 
42:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/10987455_10152845415797585_8003099925670003284_n.jpg?oh=70702032f50eb8dee5734f21d220b677&oe=56380389&__gda__=1447893933_75e371b18f210b24a4ff96e05b1a68e6 for faux
43:00 <faux> I actuallt need one of those
43:00 <faux> Immeedz
43:00 <partay> faux
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <faux> Yes
43:00 <partay> hi
43:00 <faux> hello
43:00 <partay> friday already.. almost 
43:00 <partay> jeepers
43:00 <faux> yippee
44:00 <faux> I have an essay due monday
44:00 <faux> Pleh
44:00 <partay> howe big ?
44:00 <partay> -e
44:00 <faux> 1500 words
44:00 <partay> pffft
44:00 <faux> Not that bad
44:00 <partay> easy peasy
44:00 <faux> I just cbf
45:00 <partay> the bit that takes the longest is the formatting
45:00 <faux> for me it's research 
45:00 <partay> the content is the easy bit
45:00 <partay> whats the topic ?
45:00 <faux> Once I know what I'm gonna say I'm not too bad
45:00 <faux> I also have trouble articulating like ....
45:00 <faux> Academic jargon goes over me head
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong help u
45:00 <faux> I just wanna be like YE M8
46:00 <faux> brb tea
48:00 <Unresolved> make me one 
48:00 <Unresolved> Green tea thanks 
48:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> make pong a poo broth
48:00 <partay> pong is bonkers
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y
49:00 <partay> pong should stop talking in the 3rd person
53:00 <^pHANTOM^> good tune dematerialised
54:00 <couleurs> HaY BoY Hay GeRL
55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong can only talk like this 
56:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> doctor said pong is mildly retardrd
56:00 <Serenity> you must me
56:00 <Serenity> be
56:00 <Serenity> if you cant talk normal
56:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/wiqg3ryy0vdrwd5/2015-08-03%2015.49.31.jpg?dl=0
56:00 <TheRiddler> I got these on monday
56:00 <Dugnuts> goddamnit
56:00 <dematerialised> yeah ^pHANTOM^
56:00 <Dugnuts> broke one of my ice trays
56:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
56:00 <dematerialised> getting back into some old chemical brothers again
57:00 <Dugnuts> where can i get some good ice trays that actually stack on each other
57:00 <^pHANTOM^> dematerialised good stuff.
57:00 <TheRiddler> just get 100 cheap ones
57:00 <dematerialised> ^
57:00 <dematerialised> then you ahve 100 ice trays
57:00 <TheRiddler> how do you break an ice tray
58:00 <TheRiddler> was it plastic or silicone?
58:00 <dematerialised> i assume plastic
58:00 <dematerialised> mine ahve cracked too
58:00 <TheRiddler> I have never broken an Ice tray
58:00 <Dugnuts> i was getting the ice out by twisting the trays
58:00 <Dugnuts> the ice tray broke
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess you can press too hard eventually?
59:00 <Dugnuts> simple
59:00 <Dugnuts> its plastic, not rubber
59:00 <TheRiddler> silicone trays are the best
59:00 <dematerialised> yeah i smash the shit out of my ice trays on the bench
59:00 <TheRiddler> just push the bottom
59:00 <Dugnuts> i want big cubes too
59:00 <Dugnuts> nothing worse than tiny little ice cubes
00:00 <TheRiddler> or get some metal freezing things
00:00 <TheRiddler> or rocks
00:00 <dematerialised> get some metal in your head :@
00:00 <TheRiddler> stone ones
00:00 <Dugnuts> nah, i like ice
00:00 <Dugnuts> not to mention it has a higher heat capacity
00:00 <Dugnuts> so a block of ice does more cooling than a rock
01:00 <TheRiddler> the rock does last longer tho
01:00 <TheRiddler> like stays cold longer
02:00 <Bastardly_One> did anyone see my burn the other night?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> its pretty fucking mental
02:00 <^pHANTOM^> yes we saw
03:00 <Bastardly_One> what a dickhead
03:00 <Picard> no one cares old man
04:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I do though
05:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Bastardly_One
05:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy
05:00 <anotherirc3r> how's you?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> same old same old
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yourself?
07:00 <anotherirc3r> yeah, about the same
10:00 <couleurs> picken me nose
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