// #eevblog — 2021-11-08
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01:00:23 <hsn> mourning
01:03:00 <electrohead> https://i.redd.it/l8ts2vmr85y71.png
01:04:41 <hsn> https://www.esetnod32.ru/company/viruslab/analytics/doc/Stuxnet_Under_the_Microscope.pdf
01:05:43 <hsn> electrohead, thats actually good way for me to show my boss how i can optimize .. add random delays
01:06:05 <hsn> and then delete them in 1 week .. acting like im working on it
01:06:49 <electrohead> lol
01:16:11 <coppice> I think some smart TV apps could do with a 30s wait, so they don't keep reporting major problems which are merely that the wifi hasn't finished it negotiations
01:22:10 <electrohead> heh
01:22:12 <electrohead> https://old.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/qok0vj/wcgw_if_you_hitchhike_at_the_bus_door/
01:22:15 <EEVBot> [Title] - WCGW if you hitchhike at the bus door? : Whatcouldgowrong
01:23:31 <coppice> one of those heavily rubberized kids
01:36:02 <hsn> coppice, or maybe the TV is actually waits you to handshake it..
01:36:45 <coppice> nah, much too sensible
01:37:52 <coppice> Once we redecorate the place I should have RJ45 sockets all over the house, and I can get the TV up and running faster
01:39:14 <hsn> well with rj45 the handshake is fast :P
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04:56:45 <DHess_US> https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Johan-Steelant/publication/280736761/figure/fig1/AS:284554452586498@1444854476772/SSME-and-LE-7-failures.png
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06:08:15 <watcher> Hello
06:11:20 <rust_collector> HELLO!
06:11:25 <rust_collector> oops, banned
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06:33:27 <steve30> o/
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09:34:31 <Ampera> https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/413128413122002944/907034183489191978/20211107_172934.jpg
09:37:58 <DHess_US> Needs liquid oxygen
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11:23:09 <Nothing\> oi vey
11:23:18 <Nothing\> i've a CS question
11:23:25 <Nothing\> who's the patron saint of RNG?
11:23:33 <Nothing\> cuz i need to pray to them
11:23:42 <rust_collector> eeeh, no
11:23:52 <Nothing\> lol
11:24:03 <Nothing\> actually i found something that MIGHT help me
11:24:11 <Nothing\> it's this utility called cheat engine
11:24:12 <rust_collector> what is rng?
11:24:17 <Nothing\> random number generation
11:24:21 <rust_collector> oh
11:24:26 <Nothing\> i'm trying to collect rare drops in ff4
11:24:37 <Nothing\> drops that have a 1 in 4000 chance of appearing
11:24:48 <rust_collector> firefox 4 is sort of outdated now
11:24:52 <Nothing\> although i just realized i could double that rate
11:24:58 <Nothing\> lol final fantasy 4
11:25:02 <rust_collector> oh
11:25:05 <Nothing\> but what the hell version is fire fox on
11:25:14 <Nothing\> i think it was at like 28 when i stopped using it
11:25:26 <rust_collector> nah, who knows, they changed the way they count versions
11:25:34 <Nothing\> also, does anyone even use firefox anymore?
11:25:34 <rust_collector> around 80 or 90
11:25:43 <rust_collector> yea, I do
11:25:51 <Nothing\> it seems like a new browser comes out about once a decade that replaces the gold standard
11:26:01 <Nothing\> like uhhh... wasn't there one before fire fox
11:26:10 <Nothing\> and before that was netscape
11:26:26 <Nothing\> and now it seems chrome's the de facto standard
11:26:45 <Nothing\> probably on account of google's ubiquity no doubt
11:26:48 <rust_collector> yeh. and I do not like that, so I stay with firefox
11:27:00 <Nothing\> that seems a silly reason to choose a browser
11:27:14 <rust_collector> well, it also does what I need, so why change?
11:27:23 <Nothing\> like how my brother refuses to get vaccinated because the government is mandating it for some people
11:27:36 <Nothing\> rust_collector, see now that's a solid reason to use a browser
11:27:53 <Nothing\> and logic that i wish SO MUCH everyone in CS would adhere to
11:28:11 <Nothing\> because it seems no popular websites can just leave things be
11:28:24 <Nothing\> like youtube's a bad example of how they constantly try to fix what's not broken
11:28:39 <Nothing\> and as a result, their player is constantly changing
11:28:44 <rust_collector> yeah, modern internet makes my old computers not good enough, so I do not like that
11:29:16 <Nothing\> or other sites/operating systmes or anything with a GUI, really, constantly changing the layout and where things are and stuff
11:29:41 <Nothing\> and it's like, you just start getting used to the new layout, and then they update it again and you've gotta relearn where everything is or how to do simple tasks
11:29:49 <rust_collector> I actually had to replace the old core duo box I used to the garage, a couple weeks ago. there is nothing wrong with it, as such, it just can not keep up with modern internet
11:30:09 <Nothing\> rust_collector, yeah honestly the main reason i needed a machine with more memory was mostly for the internet
11:30:25 <Nothing\> because i dunno if it's the browsers, or the sites, or both, but something in there is a huge resource hog
11:30:33 <Nothing\> probably a bit of both
11:31:12 <rust_collector> yep, probably both
11:31:18 <Nothing\> heh remember when myspace or geocities existed and people would make personalized websites that tried to run like 20 flash applets, videos, and sounds all at the same time
11:31:49 <Nothing\> that's one nice thing about facebook
11:31:53 <Nothing\> it saved us from THAT
11:32:13 <Nothing\> cuz otherwise myspace might very well still be the standard if facebook hadn't come along
11:32:24 <Nothing\> either that or google+ would have taken over
11:32:50 <rust_collector> I made a site on... was it... don't remember. but it was not that bad. I think it might have been geocities
11:33:14 <rust_collector> but like anything I do, it is barely enough to be called basic, lol
11:33:18 <Nothing\> lol i remember i used google+ like twice ever, and only because a (shitty and toxic) "friend" of mine, who i'm actually seriously wondering if he was a sociopath come to think of it, asked me to sign up so we coudl talk
11:33:37 <Nothing\> i mean, the guy seemed normal enough, was in academia for chemical engineering
11:33:56 <Nothing\> and i happened to take up an interest in organic chemistry at the time, so it was nice to talk shop with him
11:34:00 <rust_collector> I also tried it for a week or two. then suddenly no one used it any more
11:34:15 <Nothing\> but at the same time, he'd treat me and other friends he had like we were psychology experiments or something
11:34:26 <Nothing\> or he'd try to play psychologist
11:34:39 <rust_collector> well... people are people. they are tricky things
11:35:20 <Nothing\> it screwed with me so bad, when i terminated our relationship i went out of my way to make it as painful for him as possible so i told him i never really liked him, i only tolerated him because 1. he was an oper on the server and 2. he woulda made too much drama otherwise
11:35:26 <Nothing\> which is true, really
11:36:20 <Nothing\> though that was back when i had no scruples about letting my "evil" to the surface. You know, that part of you that sometimes just wants to tear somebody apart completely and fully, in a psychological way.
11:36:53 <Nothing\> rust_collector, llo yeah that's what i found too last time i checked on google+ was that it was dead
11:37:07 <Nothing\> i forget what prompted me to check
11:37:14 <rust_collector> hmm, I have not found that part yet. I have found the part that wants to physically tear someone apart, but not the other one
11:37:48 <Nothing\> yeah, i tend to keep that part well restrained in the deepest recesses of my psyche
11:37:59 <Nothing\> if i let that part out i'd either get my ass kicked, arrested or both
11:38:38 <Nothing\> i mean i can hold my own in a fight, but i'm scrawny as fuck and only have that lack of scruples as an advantage
11:38:56 <Nothing\> as far as i'm concerned if you wanna fight me, there are no rules
11:39:14 <Nothing\> but then i haven't been in a fight since grade 8 so...
11:39:25 <Nothing\> i'm sure that'd work great in adult world
11:39:55 <rust_collector> I am horrible at fighting. but I can take a pretty good beating, and I do cause some damage, if I get hold of you. But... it is a very very rare thing
11:39:56 <Nothing\> i've been beat up since then, but i didn't fight back
11:40:28 <Nothing\> yeah my thing with fighting somebody bigger than me is i'm always afraid if i fight back, they're just going to become even more aggressive
11:40:46 <Nothing\> where i feel like if i'm passive and just let them do their thing, i won't get it as bad as if i fight back
11:40:55 <Nothing\> assuming i have no chance of winning at all
11:41:16 <rust_collector> oh, whack them with a plank, it works on all sizes
11:41:38 <Nothing\> yeah i figure if i got into such a situation, i'd just go for the neck, groin and eyes
11:41:57 <rust_collector> hmm, ok
11:42:06 <Nothing\> try to land a punch on the side of their neck, apparently a well placed blow to the side of the neck will send the carotid artery into spasms
11:42:17 <rust_collector> heh, ok
11:42:29 <rust_collector> I would not count on that
11:42:35 <Nothing\> which restricts the blood supply to the brain and can potentially cause unconsciousness
11:42:41 <Nothing\> no, absolutely not
11:43:20 <Nothing\> i'd also stick my fingers up his ass then gouge at his eyes
11:43:39 <Nothing\> lol at the very least i can give him pink eye in a few days
11:43:45 <Nothing\> just gotta hold my own till then
11:43:46 <rust_collector> ooh, that is a good one. poking someones eyes, from behind
11:44:07 <Nothing\> you don't have to be behind somebody to stick your finger up their ass
11:44:22 <rust_collector> no, but you end up behind the eyes
11:44:24 * Ampera hugs Nothing\
11:44:31 * Nothing\ hugs Ampera <#
11:44:34 * Ampera pets rust_collector with a gear lever
11:44:36 <Nothing\> hey buddy
11:44:38 <Nothing\> how you doing?
11:44:44 <rust_collector> tickles...
11:44:51 <Nothing\> oh speaking of rust
11:44:51 <Ampera> you seem to have bruised the heart you gave me
11:44:54 <Ampera> good, I bought a new grill
11:45:08 <Nothing\> you hear that trump is saying baldwin intentionally put a live round into the gun?
11:45:08 <rust_collector> yay!
11:45:09 <Nothing\> lol
11:45:22 <Nothing\> people are saying trump's just butthurt cuz of all of those SNL sketches
11:45:23 <Ampera> I don't really give a shit about baldwin
11:45:30 <rust_collector> nah, I don't really follow either of those
11:45:32 <Ampera> nor trump
11:45:35 <Ampera> nor SNL
11:45:38 <Nothing\> Ampera, fair enough, but i feel bad for the guy
11:45:48 <Ampera> I don't
11:45:56 <Ampera> he was the assistant director in charge of safety
11:45:56 <Nothing\> i don't care about trump or SNL, but i find trump amusing at times
11:46:01 <rust_collector> there are so many people that are much worse off than him
11:46:02 <Ampera> people walked off set because of safety concerns
11:46:06 <Ampera> nobody addressed them
11:46:08 <Ampera> someone died
11:46:12 <Ampera> the end
11:46:12 <Nothing\> Ampera, the assistant director isn't in charge of safety
11:46:23 <Nothing\> Ampera, it was the armorer's job to ensure the weapons were safe
11:46:28 <Ampera> he was /the/ assistant directory in charge of safety
11:46:38 <Nothing\> having the assistant director be in charge of safety is like putting them in charge of the lighting
11:46:40 <Nothing\> or the sound
11:46:49 <Ampera> as in he was specifically designated as the guy who was in charge of safety on set
11:46:56 <Nothing\> no he wasn't
11:47:06 <Ampera> it's what I heard
11:47:08 <Nothing\> they would never assign such a position to an actor
11:47:13 <Nothing\> no, it's not true
11:47:18 <Ampera> you're not true
11:47:19 <Nothing\> he was assistant director, full stop
11:47:23 <Nothing\> not in charge of safety
11:47:31 <Ampera> your face is an assistant director
11:47:36 <rust_collector> FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
11:47:53 * Ampera loads the maple syrup cannons with vermont's finest reserve
11:48:00 <Nothing\> ewww
11:48:06 <Nothing\> maple syrup's disgusting
11:48:09 <Nothing\> EXCEPT
11:48:14 <Nothing\> well, 2 exceptions
11:48:24 <Nothing\> first is in the form of hard candy, maple hard candy is awesome
11:48:27 <rust_collector> the taste is ok, but... other than that?
11:48:57 <Nothing\> and second, in the winter we have this traditional treat where you pour maple syrup on a stick then roll it in the snow
11:49:00 <rust_collector> mmmh, maple syrup chocolate... yum yum
11:49:11 <Nothing\> or something like that, i forget exactly what it is but it amounts to froze syrup on a stick
11:49:46 <Ampera> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FDnOJB8XIAMTA9X?format=jpg
11:49:47 <Nothing\> hrm i jus thought of something
11:50:09 <rust_collector> really?
11:50:15 <Ampera> don't do that
11:50:17 <Ampera> that's a bad idea
11:50:18 <Nothing\> if you had a private enough area on your property, for the entire winter just fap in the same spot outside every single time
11:50:23 <Nothing\> maybe on the side of a shed or something
11:50:33 <Nothing\> then take a picture of it at the end of the winter when it's all melting
11:50:52 <rust_collector> that is indeed a thing you think of
11:50:55 <Ampera> I think your finger privileges need to be taken away with a large steel hammer
11:51:39 <rust_collector> I like the idea. maybe put of a small tent, and go for it
11:51:39 <Nothing\> let's see, an average ejaculate is about 15ml, or 1tbsp. Sub-freezing temperatures here usually last about 4 months so let's say 100 days to weed out any anomalies
11:51:52 <Ampera> if you're gonna start doing the math I'm gonna leave
11:52:07 <Nothing\> so that'd be like throwing almost a full 2 liter of ejaculate on your shed
11:52:15 <Nothing\> that's like something someone on 4chan would do
11:52:28 <Nothing\> lol Ampera
11:52:36 <Nothing\> it's fine to talk about jizzing on a shed
11:52:44 <Nothing\> but the second i involve math, nope that's crossing the line
11:52:52 <Nothing\> you're too much
11:52:58 <rust_collector> sounds reasonable
11:53:31 <Nothing\> rust_collector, i guess for most americans yeah now that i think about it that is a pretty standard reaction
11:53:39 <Nothing\> okay so change of subject
11:53:44 <Nothing\> i've great news Ampera
11:53:48 <rust_collector> some times, Ampera makes sense. I know it feels weird, but it happens
11:53:52 <Nothing\> and rust_collector of course
11:54:01 <Nothing\> i'm actually not in pain today
11:54:06 <rust_collector> I want pics of his grill
11:54:07 <Nothing\> and i mean, none at all
11:54:20 <Nothing\> where usually when i say i'm not in pain i just mean my pain's abated to a tolerable level
11:54:24 <rust_collector> eh? did someone poke needles in your neck?
11:54:28 <Ampera> rust_collector, did you not see them up above?
11:54:31 <Ampera> I can repost if not
11:54:39 <Nothing\> rust_collector, you ever get bowel cramps?
11:54:52 <Nothing\> like when you have the runs really bad and can't get to a toilet
11:55:23 <Ampera> I really need to do a reinstall of Linux
11:55:30 <Ampera> when my laptop gets here that'll be done for me
11:55:33 <rust_collector> oh, there it is
11:55:37 <Ampera> but just running an update, I have so much shit I don't need
11:55:39 <Nothing\> or you just have to go real bad in general and your bowels just seize up and clench down and get wracked with excrutiating pain that sends you into a cold sweat and puts tears in your eyes
11:55:43 <Ampera> but it would take hours to remove it all
11:55:50 <Nothing\> i've had that for about the last month
11:55:55 <Ampera> It's a good grill, only a hundred bucks
11:56:01 <Nothing\> not AS severe as that, but pretty close at times
11:56:04 <Ampera> I made a ham steak with mushrooms on it
11:56:16 <Nothing\> but this morning i was so bad, i was almost ready to go to the hospital again
11:56:46 <Nothing\> it's funny, i haven't had any laxatives in a week and a half, but i'm still passing the ones i did take
11:57:41 <rust_collector> Nothing\ if I eat the wrong thing, it some times feels like my kidneys are about to pop out of my back, and my intestines are hooked to a compressor... is that what you mean?
11:58:02 <Nothing\> pretty much, except i don't get any kidney or back pain
11:58:11 <rust_collector> well, that does look like a pretty ok grill to me
11:58:49 <Nothing\> but yeah, in my stomach, all along the path my large intestine takes has just been wracked with pain and constant spasms
11:58:52 <rust_collector> I do wonder why I get the back pain. but yeah, I no longer eat much, so it has been ok
11:59:56 <Nothing\> i've found a couple of drugs that help, but i figure if it's being caused or exacerbated by laxatives or some sort of bug i caught, it's in my best interest to let the cramps continue so i can keep cleaning out whatever's irritating them so much
12:00:21 <Nothing\> rust_collector, yeah that's usually indicative of something to do with the kidneys
12:00:33 <Nothing\> i'm wondering if maybe you had kidney stones and mistook it for bowel pain
12:00:34 <rust_collector> have a half a cup of diesel. that will get it moving, most of the time
12:01:18 <rust_collector> well, if I get to the toilet, and throw up, it goes away, so I do not think it is kidney stones
12:01:44 <Nothing\> ah
12:01:47 <Nothing\> actually
12:02:05 <Nothing\> that IS a symptom of kidney stones, off the top of my head
12:02:07 <Nothing\> lemme confirm
12:02:15 <rust_collector> oh great, lol
12:02:40 <Nothing\> and here's a nice chart that shows where your flanks are, which is where you develop pain from kidney problems
12:02:41 <Nothing\> https://specialtycareclinics.com/assets/images/blog/fl2.png
12:02:55 <Nothing\> the areas in blue, i'm not sure wtf the other red circles are
12:03:59 <rust_collector> Ampera is the bottom of that attached to the... the... uhm, the part you put coal on...
12:04:11 <Ampera> wha
12:04:37 <rust_collector> the curved pan part, under the... uhm... other thing, lol
12:04:49 <Nothing\> the main cause is basically the tubes that transport urine from your kidneys to your bladder, the ureters, get blocked up with the stones, and they go into spasms as a result of pressure building up from the kidneys not being able to empty
12:04:52 <Ampera> er, the coals go on a grill welded to a little pan, that has some hooks on the side that attach it to the grill
12:04:53 <Nothing\> or so i understand
12:05:01 <Ampera> you can lift and lower the coal pan, or remove it entirely for cleaning
12:05:03 <rust_collector> I see the height adjustment, and... yes, ok
12:05:10 <Nothing\> i always imagined some types of stones might have sharp edges
12:05:30 <Nothing\> rust_collector, it's not all bad. William Shatner sold his kidney stone for $70,000
12:05:46 <rust_collector> yeah, I can do that... probably
12:05:56 <Nothing\> although these days they can treat kidney stones without even needing surgery. Using ultrasonic ablative tools
12:06:12 <Nothing\> just zap em with sound
12:06:26 <Nothing\> i'm guessing they zap em at some resonant frequency
12:06:28 <rust_collector> they do not want me near that, because they still remember the time I took apart their blood pressure thing
12:06:47 <Nothing\> although you'd think the resonant frequency would change depending on the size and shape of the kidney
12:07:02 <Nothing\> then again, all human eyes have the same resonant frequency
12:07:22 <rust_collector> they can measure the stones, I guess. just like they count babies and suc
12:07:22 <Nothing\> and they vary enough in size and shape to cause vision defects
12:07:29 <Nothing\> yeah
12:08:03 <Nothing\> heh but i remember, I think it was one of the V Bombers, the way the landing gear was configured, it would would cause the plane to vibrate at exactly the resonant frequency of the human eye
12:08:13 <Nothing\> so it would essentially render the pilot blind during landing
12:08:30 <Nothing\> i don't think it was a V bomber. I wish i could remember what it was
12:08:36 <rust_collector> ah, so that is why they are making all this automated flying stuff
12:09:11 <Nothing\> lol i'd imagine so
12:09:20 <rust_collector> typical engineer... just make a new problem, to cover up the old problem
12:09:27 <Nothing\> ah man i tell you after being in so much pain this morning, i feel wonderful being pain free
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12:09:38 <Nothing\> and completely pain free for the first time in weeks
12:09:49 <rust_collector> good good
12:09:57 <Nothing\> better than good
12:09:59 <Nothing\> grand!
12:10:11 <rust_collector> yes, I said good good, not just good
12:10:33 <Nothing\> lol actually whenever i mean to say "good good" i just say it's "whole wheat shreddies"
12:10:34 <rust_collector> but ok, good night
12:10:40 <Nothing\> cuz back in the day their slogan was
12:10:45 <Nothing\> good good whole wheat shreddies
12:10:54 <Nothing\> and it just sounds so lame to say "oh yeah that's so shreddies"
12:11:33 <Nothing\> it sounds like some lame in-joke type saying a group of friends would have in a stephen king movie
12:11:36 <rust_collector> well, try to go do something fun, on your day off, EH?
12:11:44 <Nothing\> yes, indeed
12:12:02 <Nothing\> binging on final fantasy 4 hoping that the RNG gods will smile on me and give me one of the rare drops
12:12:09 <rust_collector> ok, I am going to bed. have fun
12:12:16 <Nothing\> and you do the same
12:12:22 <Nothing\> pleasant dreams and all that
12:12:30 <rust_collector> peasant dreams
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16:22:34 <steve30> We'll have to get Dave a pornhub channel
16:23:01 <DHess_US> There is very little Australian porn.
16:23:24 <DHess_US> So he could get practically the whole market.
16:23:42 <steve30> Maybe there should be - Australian guys can be hot
16:24:56 <DHess_US> WTH? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baw_mdooTLg
16:24:57 <EEVBot> [Title] - Youtube: Meanwhile in Australia....
16:25:05 <DHess_US> toward the end
16:26:35 <T3sl4> i can think of several things wrong with that
16:27:12 <DHess_US> US liberal media is getting rather upset about the whole thing, which is odd since they started it.
16:27:36 <DHess_US> I thought they would be proud.
16:31:06 <steve30> Are there IRC clients for iPhone?
16:33:46 <steve30> Not that its likely to be much use anyway as I haven't yet figured out how to install software
16:34:03 <DHess_US> Only one place to look.
16:45:17 <steve30> I'm going to go on the bus to Manchester today
16:52:31 <T3sl4> why not womanchester
16:52:36 <T3sl4> wait
16:52:53 <steve30> because i'm sexist
16:54:34 <DHess_US> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixvgEfXVXmo
16:54:35 <EEVBot> [Title] - Youtube: No Context John Kennedy
18:01:13 <EEVBot> [Twitter] - eevblog - Another couple of months maybe: https://t.co/wKK5j5gbjy
18:07:16 Quit: MRiddickW ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
18:09:53 <+Ysjoelfir> MOOOOOOOOOORRRRRNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:10:14 <steve30> hi
18:10:32 <rust_collector> yes... yes it is
18:13:15 Join: Halcyon_ ([email protected]) to #eevblog
18:13:16 <Halcyon_> Fucking stupid copper-based internet
18:13:26 Nick: Halcyon_ is now known as Halcyon
18:13:28 Quit: Halcyon ([email protected]) Connection closed
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18:13:52 * Ysjoelfir likes his coppernet
18:13:54 <Halcyon> I am so close to pulling the trigger on a Starlink service
18:14:02 <Halcyon> I'm sick of this shit everytime we have a storm
18:15:18 <rust_collector> stop having storms... don't make this so difficult
18:15:40 <Halcyon> *huff*
18:16:22 <rust_collector> *puff*?
18:18:20 <+Ysjoelfir> *ploink*
18:20:45 <hsn> https://youtu.be/LoQu3XXIayc
18:20:45 <hsn> Good
18:20:45 <EEVBot> [Title] - Youtube: Building a quality USB-C microphone
18:21:01 <hsn> Morning mr Ysjoelfir
18:21:25 <+Ysjoelfir> mornings hsn
18:21:37 <hsn> Have u been?
18:21:49 <+Ysjoelfir> I was to the toilet today, yes
18:21:55 <hsn> Nice
18:22:03 <hsn> Good shit
18:22:04 <hsn> Lol
18:22:21 <+Ysjoelfir> I think I didn't take a dump this morning
18:22:38 <Halcyon> So what you're saying Ysjoelfir is that you're full of shit?
18:22:47 <+Ysjoelfir> yes.
18:22:49 <rust_collector> as far as I could see on your webcam, no pooping this morning
18:24:03 <rust_collector> haha, I bet you regret installing that "linux" now
18:24:21 <+Ysjoelfir> nah. its fine :) A bit voyourism is always nice
18:24:26 <Halcyon> Ummm
18:24:30 <Halcyon> Where is the link to this? :P
18:24:53 <T3sl4> Halcyon lookin for poo cams
18:25:00 <rust_collector> a link to where he does not poop? you have some extra special interests
18:25:06 <Halcyon> Only Ysjoelfir cams
18:25:10 * steve30 fires 5Gs at Halcyon
18:25:17 <Halcyon> Thank you steve30 :P
18:27:42 <T3sl4> five gays? he likes that
18:28:03 <steve30> mmm
18:28:24 <Halcyon> No comment
18:31:05 <rust_collector> when you see an old bmw bike passing that, it is Ysjoelfin > https://webkamera.atlas.vegvesen.no/public/kamera?id=110411
18:31:17 <steve30> Halcyon, will you be getting fibre in the forseeable future?
18:31:27 <Halcyon> Doesn't seem likely
18:31:38 <Halcyon> They seem to be upgrading everywhere else except where I am
18:32:03 <steve30> My Dad said he upgraded to fibre recently. Makes sense as his area is now served by two fibre networks.
18:32:17 <steve30> Turns out he actually upgraded from ADSL to VDSL.
18:33:24 <Halcyon> We have one national network, but you can choose your provider
18:33:37 <Halcyon> That's regardless of technology, whether it be fibre, FTTN, HFC...
18:34:42 <steve30> we have multiple different fibre networks here.
18:39:23 <steve30> i'm hoping we'll get fibre in the next couple of years here
18:40:54 <steve30> anyway, i'm off out for the day in a bit
18:41:13 <Halcyon> Have fun
18:41:27 <rust_collector> have a good...uh, out
18:41:35 <rust_collector> or off
18:41:42 <rust_collector> or day?
18:41:49 <rust_collector> bit?
18:42:27 <steve30> I've put the fruity phone in my bag. I'll see how long the battery lasts.
18:42:52 * Halcyon throws a nectarine at steve30
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18:43:25 <jackbrown> hello
18:43:30 <Halcyon> Howdy
18:43:35 <rust_collector> HELLO!
18:43:55 Quit: steve30 ([email protected]) Quit: <Baljem> steve30: by the way, I had the most bizarre dream the other day that someone came in here and seriously flipped their shit over your quit message and why aren't the ops /doing/ something about it
18:44:23 <jackbrown> rust_collector: May I ask a question ? We bought a new Induction hob, (7200w max) and I'm trying to calculate which wires should be installed
18:44:49 <jackbrown> distance is 20 mt from the main where I'll put a 32A switch
18:44:52 <jackbrown> any suggestion ?
18:44:54 <rust_collector> sure, ask away. I have no idea, lol
18:45:04 <jackbrown> rust_collector: thanks anyway :)
18:45:26 <rust_collector> uhm, does it say in the instructions?
18:46:07 <rust_collector> and, do what they say, and add 1/3 extra
18:46:12 <Halcyon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NC4d9rh5kk
18:46:13 <EEVBot> [Title] - Youtube: Insane Woke People On TikTok
18:46:24 <Halcyon> Decent watch if you want to shake your head at what people have become
18:46:38 <jackbrown> ok
18:46:51 <T3sl4> the wires should be installed according to what the electrician / inspector says they should :)
18:50:32 <+Ysjoelfir> So, Halcyon likes watching my dick on webcam? I see. :P
18:50:41 <Halcyon> :P
18:50:58 <rust_collector> oh well, maybe tomorrow...
18:52:44 <T3sl4> oh right, i should show Halcyon my latest dick pic https://i.imgur.com/dXvYYsu.jpg
18:52:58 <Halcyon> Meh
18:52:59 <Halcyon> Seen it
18:53:40 <+Ysjoelfir> theres one of my dick as well, Halcyon https://bit.ly/31zuBOh
18:55:38 <Halcyon> Ahh!
18:55:40 <Halcyon> Bogey man!
18:56:01 * T3sl4 flicks a bogey at Halcyon
18:56:18 <Halcyon> Erw
18:56:36 <Halcyon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtIoMT1WX4U
18:56:37 <EEVBot> [Title] - Youtube: Jurassic Park with a Cat — Behind the Scenes
18:58:33 <jackbrown> thanks
18:58:36 <jackbrown> Cy@
18:58:38 Quit: jackbrown ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
18:58:49 <rust_collector> lol. any time?
18:59:28 <Halcyon> I'll give you a hug on his behalf rust_collector
18:59:40 <rust_collector> ooh!
19:00:05 <rust_collector> so....
19:00:08 <rust_collector> not hairy
19:03:45 <Halcyon> Hahah no, I'm not hairy
19:04:24 <rust_collector> how exotic
19:04:31 <Halcyon> Is it?
19:04:53 <rust_collector> yeah. it is
19:05:54 <rust_collector> makes me want to squeeze you, like a very ripe weird fruit in the store, that I just put back on the shelf
19:06:15 * Ysjoelfir squeezes rust_collector 's fruits
19:07:41 <Halcyon> Hahahaha
19:07:53 <Halcyon> So you're saying, you want to fondle me, but then ditch me?
19:07:54 <Halcyon> :P
19:08:06 <rust_collector> that is more or less it
19:08:14 <Halcyon> I'm OK with this
19:08:36 <rust_collector> I notice my arms are a bit short to do that right now
19:09:27 <Halcyon> Maybe one day
19:10:24 <rust_collector> yes. We will see
19:13:30 <+Ysjoelfir> Maybe tomorrooooowwww...... *sing*
19:23:02 Quit: Halcyon ([email protected]) EOF from client
19:38:12 <K> hello pterodactlys
20:11:03 <T3sl4> gentlemens.
20:11:09 <T3sl4> walnut cookies are in the oven.
20:11:47 <K> that is a lot of euphemisms for monday.
20:13:10 <T3sl4> your nuts.
20:13:26 <K> too much!
20:15:00 <rust_collector> how many much of those nuts did you catch?
20:15:24 <T3sl4> at least two
20:16:21 <K> hello rusty
20:16:42 <rust_collector> I think you were making things with them, before my cooling off banned time here, so that has to have been a week or two?
20:16:53 <rust_collector> helloK
20:17:11 <K> banned time?
20:17:41 <rust_collector> yep
20:18:17 <T3sl4> they've been in the making for a very long time
20:18:23 <K> uh oh
20:18:25 <K> drama.
20:19:27 <T3sl4> K: no llamas
20:19:41 <K> :/
20:20:46 <rust_collector> stark wake up!!!
20:25:35 Quit: DogWomble_ ([email protected]) EOF from client
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21:17:20 <hsn> lolololoololol
21:17:50 <hsn> https://snipboard.io/UkK6s1.jpg <<----- ok is this augest or jan ?
21:17:56 <hsn> FUCK !
21:30:22 <T3sl4> Ampera: https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodPorn/comments/qoz4sn/my_homemade_cheeseburger/
21:30:23 <EEVBot> [Title] - Reddit - Dive into anything
21:33:24 <K> it is suffering, hsn
21:34:09 <hsn> even for transformer stuff K ?
21:34:23 <hsn> not just chips
21:34:23 <K> more i reflect on the current state of things, the more convinced i am that someone has been very-very naughty, and now we all have to pay
21:34:41 <K> wind your own transformers!
21:34:51 <K> are transformers out of stock too?
21:45:25 <T3sl4> transformers? i auto form you...!
21:48:20 <jaymax> auto bots, roll out the inventory crawlers
21:49:30 <hsn> its a pulse transformer for ethernet
21:50:19 <rust_collector> so?
21:51:10 <K> no idea what date that is supposed to be
21:51:14 <K> american date
21:51:58 <rust_collector> it does not matter, because you can not have any
21:53:15 <jaymax> No ISO-8601 for you!
21:53:49 <hsn> they are trying to sell me PCF8523T/1,118
21:53:49 <hsn> for 37$ !!
21:53:53 <hsn> lol
21:54:02 <K> by now or pay 50$ tomorrow
21:54:18 <hsn> they actually have this: Price may change every day, plz confirm it ASAP.
21:54:25 <hsn> why ?!
21:54:33 <hsn> people are fighting on them ?
21:54:34 <K> becasue fuckers are buying up stock
21:55:57 <K> and in 6 months then when noone has bought any, they will dump it in trash
22:04:56 * Ampera eats T3sl4's burger
22:04:58 <hsn> tl431 is for 10$
22:04:59 <hsn> lol
22:05:48 <hsn> Tl43l's
22:06:03 * hsn smacks T3sl4
22:06:40 <hsn> <K> becasue fuckers are buying up stock << who the fck buying RTC for 37$ !
22:59:18 <K> they bought for 10$, and now demand and price is up
22:59:38 * Ampera offers K delicious potato
22:59:47 * K gives a thank
22:59:53 <Ampera> <3
23:02:39 <electrohead> o/
23:03:09 <jaymax> \o_
23:15:55 * electrohead shakes it
23:18:39 * jaymax whips out the 35mm
23:18:47 * Ampera has tea
23:18:52 <electrohead> now it's a party
23:19:22 <Ampera> speaking of film, Technology Connection's most recent video has encouraged me to potentially try playing with film
23:19:32 <Ampera> seems pretty simple, and I think I could have a lot of fun
23:20:00 <K> doing negatives is quite strightforward
23:20:13 <Ampera> it seems it
23:20:14 <K> getting analog photos needs darkroom, which is pain
23:20:24 <Ampera> analog?
23:20:30 <Ampera> as in prints?
23:20:32 <K> ye
23:20:52 <Ampera> my brilliant plan is to use my normal scanner as a film scanner
23:20:54 <Ampera> and then invert
23:21:13 <K> unless you do 120 film and are satisfied with that size of photo, then it might be less involved
23:21:17 <jaymax> I'm getting encouraged to fix a sewing machine - and process a pile of rags back into rough clothes for manual labour.
23:21:42 <Ampera> you are weird
23:21:47 <jaymax> I no
23:21:54 <K> eew closthes
23:22:13 <Ampera> build a ramshackle hut out in the wilderness, develop your own language, and raise your kids to pray to the almighty glory of the moon gods
23:22:35 <electrohead> fran(lab) just posted a video the other day about her film setup
23:22:41 <Ampera> then return to society and make a big stink about society discriminating against your way of life and destroying your home
23:23:15 <K> the big stink
23:23:38 <jaymax> I find myself in this ridiculous situation nearly two years into lockdown, where my decent clothing is falling apart too abruptly for grubbies, and my grubby clothes for doing shit around the house are in more dire short supply.
23:24:47 <jaymax> Being fat, I'm at the point where I'd need to shell out hundreds of dollars to direclty buy replacement grubby clothes.
23:25:18 <K> time to bust out the grain sacks!
23:26:22 <jaymax> Yeah exactly K - Alternatively I Franenstein a bunch of failing fabric to Make Body Covered Again.
23:27:00 <jaymax> Frankenstein even.
23:27:07 <K> frankensatan
23:27:22 <jaymax> frank and santa
23:27:25 <rust_collector> maybe some layers of some kind of latex spray coating would work?
23:27:38 <T3sl4> K: no, that's in the universe with the Berenstein Bears
23:28:16 <jaymax> As in, my childhood T3sl4?
23:28:41 <jaymax> Somehow I got into the universe with the Berenstain Bears
23:29:30 <jaymax> At least here, Nelson Mandela got to live a few more years.
23:30:00 <T3sl4> possibly there are universes with berenstain and frankenstain, and berenstein and frankerstein, but ours is not it
23:31:10 <jaymax> The Frankenberry Bears sounds like a good cereal to find when checking out other unvierses, though.
23:31:45 <T3sl4> aye
23:32:06 <T3sl4> a beary good point
23:32:16 <K> how about ones with berensatan and frankensatan ?
23:32:17 <rust_collector> perverts
23:32:31 <T3sl4> K: we do not speak of them.
23:32:44 <K> they've been cancelled?
23:33:00 <rust_collector> nope, we just do not speak of them
23:33:08 <K> that is even worse
23:33:09 <T3sl4> what were we talking about again?
23:33:25 <rust_collector> rock stains, or something... I have no idea
23:33:48 <T3sl4> i love hydrous ferric oxide deposits!
23:34:01 <K> do you collect them?
23:34:07 <rust_collector> sounds yummy
23:34:32 <T3sl4> sorta
23:34:39 <T3sl4> more like they collect meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
23:35:19 * Ampera hugs T3sl4
23:35:38 * T3sl4 crystallizes Ampera's iron a little bit
23:35:47 <T3sl4> (it's a similar sentiment)
23:36:05 * Ampera attacks T3sl4 with vitrified iron
23:36:14 <T3sl4> i have some of that here too
23:36:22 <Ampera> oh really?
23:36:25 <Ampera> where'd you get it
23:36:32 <T3sl4> not actually kidding, it's VITROPERM
23:36:45 <T3sl4> from mouser probably
23:37:07 * electrohead waves at T3sl4
23:37:09 <Ampera> it says it's a nanocrystalline material
23:37:15 <T3sl4> tho it's actually a common sight in many computer PSUs
23:37:18 <Ampera> it can't well be vitrified if it's crystaline
23:37:41 <T3sl4> yeah, depends on grade, the nano stuff is very fine crystals in a still-glassy matrix, done by annealing it slightly
23:37:50 <T3sl4> so it starts as full vitreous anyway
23:37:51 <Ampera> interesting
23:37:55 * T3sl4 gropes electrohead
23:38:03 * electrohead swoons
23:38:15 * T3sl4 makes Ampera 35mm film
23:38:38 * Ampera smacks both electrohead and T3sl4 over the head with a fine obsidian rod
23:38:52 <T3sl4> as in, to make one film it in 35mm
23:39:14 <T3sl4> hey, careful with that thing
23:39:21 <T3sl4> you could really bring people in order like that
23:39:30 <T3sl4> almost as if to start an order, of obsidian
23:39:38 <Ampera> ...
23:39:55 * Ampera smacks T3sl4 with a bottle of yamok sauce
23:40:21 * T3sl4 raktajinos Ampera
23:40:39 * Ampera beams T3zz4 into space
23:40:53 * T3sl4 gets the succ from a wormhole
23:46:46 <K> ffs
23:47:12 <Ampera> no
23:47:13 <Ampera> zfs
23:47:25 <K> but only if you do it yourself
23:47:44 * T3sl4 journals Ampera
23:47:53 * Ampera COW's T3sl4
23:47:59 <T3sl4> ?
23:48:04 <Ampera> copy on write
23:48:08 <T3sl4> ah yes
23:48:16 <T3sl4> wait, are you sure you want copies of me
23:48:23 <Ampera> I don't
23:48:32 <Ampera> so therefore I only write a copy when I absolutely need it
23:55:45 <K> but you never do
23:58:26 <hsn> ampera i got gift for ya
23:58:43 <hsn> https://www.tiktok.com/@ubahqueen73/video/7026973892933717295
23:58:48 <Ampera> no
23:58:54 <hsn> u like ?
23:59:02 <Ampera> tiktok links should almost be banned
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