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11:49 <Nothing\> hello hello
11:49 <EEVBlog> Hello there, Nothing\!
11:58 <Nothing\> hey robutt
12:53 <Nothing\> man for some reason the playstation online store won't take my credit/debit card, it keeps trying to tell me the number's wrong
13:24 <Nothing\> probably a good thing anyways, i'm trying to save money and find myself constantly dipping into my savings for this and that, and i've only just started saving
14:34 <Nothing\> at least i can finally deal with this urge to play hotshots golf lol
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33:04 <Nothing\> ugh this game's taking fovere to install
47:59 <Nothing\> omg i'm so dumb
48:54 <Nothing\> i've got this endonist appointment which i thought was at 12:30, but my mom's helping her elderly parents with a doctor's appointment and won't be home until right at 12:30 so here we were freaking out thinking it was all gonna be rushed, if we even make it on time
49:17 <Nothing\> turns out the dentist appointment is for 13:30, not 12:30, my 13 just looked like a 12 lol
50:03 <Nothing\> whew thank the good dude i don't have to worry anymore
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54:00 <DHess_US> Falcon Heavy launch again, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpX16SePpVA
40:10 <Lartza> Absolute madlads
44:34 <DHess_US> All three boosters recovered.
53:47 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: So much for GPS rollover affecting old GPS units, seems to work fine https://t.co/Jn08M7UHl5
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03:00 <Halcyon> Morning
05:34 <Ampera> mourning
05:43 <Halcyon> :)
07:21 <Halcyon> Water is boiling, almost coffee time
12:49 <Ampera> pizza has been eaten
12:50 <Ampera> almost bedtime
12:56 <Halcyon> Awww
12:56 <Ampera> ya upside down hippie
13:10 <Halcyon> Hehehe
13:15 <Halcyon> You love me
13:41 <Ampera> you're damn right you fat fag
14:03 <Halcyon> Hahah I'm not fat
17:09 <Halcyon> What meats did you have on your pizza?
21:22 <Ampera> mushroom and bacon
21:34 <DHess_US> mushroom is not a meat
21:35 <Halcyon> I'm surprised you eat mushroom
26:21 <Ampera> why
26:22 <Ampera> mushrooms are awesome
26:47 <Halcyon> Because a lot of people don't like them and plus you don't like veg
26:54 <DHess_US> I pick them off if I cannot get a pizza without them.
27:00 <Ampera> mushrooms aren't vegetables
27:12 <Ampera> nor are they like vegetables in pretty much any way
27:20 <Ampera> and people who hate mushrooms are fucking stupid
27:37 <Halcyon> They are in the same "category" of non-meat and non-grain and non-dairy
27:47 <Ampera> no they aren't
27:52 <Halcyon> They totally are
27:54 <Ampera> they are in their own category
28:02 <Ampera> and to what authority do you derive that?
28:06 <Halcyon> A tomato isn't a vegetable either but they are still used "as" a vegetable
28:19 <Ampera> Yes but mushrooms aren't used like vegetables either
28:30 <Halcyon> In what way are they not?
29:30 <Ampera> mushrooms are usually either used a flavourants, in which case they are more akin to herbs, or as toppings/integral parts of dishes, in ways not akin to vegetables.
30:03 <Ampera> They do not taste anything like vegetables, unlike vegetable retain their texture even after hours and hours of cooking, tend to be considerably more fragrant than vegetables, and do not have any similar textures to vegetables.
30:08 <Halcyon> I disagree, I think mushrooms and vegetables are used in the same way as vege's can be "flavourants" too, it's not just about adding bulk to food.
30:53 <Ampera> Bacon is used as a flavourant, but I specifically mean that mushrooms can often have rather acute flavours, whereas vegetables tend to be more mild
30:56 <Halcyon> Depends on the vegetable, things like zucchini and eggplant are very "meaty" in texture
31:12 <Ampera> I've had both of them, they're nothing like mushrooms.
31:25 <Halcyon> Depends how you cook (or over-cook) them
31:32 <Ampera> Regardless of how they are used, the original inquiry was if it was rational to predict me hating them based on me disliking most vegetables
31:43 <Halcyon> I think it's a fair assumption
31:45 <Ampera> and considering how they taste and feel nothing like any other vegetable
31:51 <Ampera> it's not a fair assumption
31:56 <Halcyon> Well I think it is :P
32:08 <Ampera> They are a wholly unique concept, and exist in their own culinary category of fungus
32:15 <Halcyon> I understand that
32:42 <Ampera> I've never seen someone put vegetables, besides peppers and maybe onions on a pizza.
33:06 <Halcyon> But when you're talking about a "vegetable" based dish or even a salad, it's safe to assume that mushrooms would form part of that (depending on what you're making).
33:29 <Ampera> I've never seen mushrooms in a salad
33:44 <Ampera> most vegetable casseroles I've seen do not usually include mushrooms
33:45 <Halcyon> I put heaps on, capsicum, tomato, olives, baby spinach, onions, mushrooms...
33:57 <Ampera> and vegetable and mushroom broths are usually mutually exclusive concepts.
34:18 <Ampera> so peppers, something that's not a vegetable, but is part of the sauce, a vegetable, a vegetable, and something I've already said, and not a vegetable.
35:02 <Halcyon> *nod* which brings me to my point, commonly when "vegetable" is used, it's not out of the realm to include mushrooms into that (just like capsicum or tomato)
35:23 <Ampera> Honestly all we're doing is comparing subjective lists.
35:30 <Halcyon> You don't have a "Vegetable soup with tomatos and capsicum"
35:37 <Ampera> Mushrooms are not vegetables in a culinary fashion and are used in unique and dissimilar manners.
35:50 <Ampera> You don't have a vegetable soup with mushrooms either.
35:56 <Ampera> you have a mushroom soup, which may include vegetables
35:59 <Halcyon> I know, and whilst you're technically correct, I'm speaking from a "what's commonly acceptable" point of view.
36:04 <Ampera> with the distinction being what the broth is being made up of.
36:17 <Ampera> What's commonly acceptable is not only subjective and regional, it's also hearsay.
36:23 <DHess_US> The USSC decided. Tomatos are vegitables.
37:04 <Halcyon> Why not, mushrooms go well in a soup? They impart flavour (depending on the mushroom, something like a shiitake is nice) but they also absorb a lot of flavour from the stock
37:31 <Ampera> The issue is that mushroom soup is it's own exclusive concept
37:35 <Ampera> as opposed to vegetable soup
37:46 <Halcyon> Well the same can be said for pumpkin soup
37:51 <Halcyon> Or potato soup
37:55 <Halcyon> Or pea soup
37:55 <Halcyon> ...
38:14 <Halcyon> It doesn't exclude them from the broad "vegetable" category
38:21 <Ampera> If anything, that further proves how mushrooms are not vegetables, as vegetables usually make up parts of broths, like beef, chicken, and pork broths, but mushrooms are not usually expected.
38:33 <Ampera> Pumpkins are fruits
38:37 <Ampera> potatoes are starches, not vegetables
38:44 <Halcyon> Depends on the broth. I've used mushrooms alone to make a broth in cooking
38:51 <Ampera> That is mushroom broth
38:53 <Halcyon> Usual asian dishes
39:00 <Ampera> just like you'd use beef or chicken alone to make a broth
39:08 <Ampera> but sometimes they include vegetables, but mushrooms is not a common thing to add to them
39:24 <Halcyon> (Also, tomato is a fruit, not sure what the USSC are on about)
39:28 <Ampera> unlike celery, carrots, and similar concepts like starches (beans, potatoes, corn)
40:02 <Ampera> If you want to get really technical, peas aren't vegetables either, they are within the same category as corn and beans.
40:12 <Halcyon> Yep
40:21 <Halcyon> As I said in the broad category of vegetables
40:32 <Halcyon> Which is why I have no problems including all those foods (including mushrooms) as a veg.
40:45 <Ampera> I do.
40:48 <Halcyon> :)
40:54 <Ampera> Potatoes, corn, beans, and mushrooms are not vegetables.
41:10 <Halcyon> Yes, but you are a pedant
41:13 <Ampera> Otherwise your chips would be vegetables, your cornbread would be vegetables, and baked beans would also be vegetables.
41:20 <Ampera> and you're shit at debating :P
41:27 <Halcyon> I'm not at all
41:35 <Halcyon> And I acknowledged you were technically correct
41:39 <Halcyon> But in general speaking, you're wrong
41:43 <Ampera> Which is why you are shit at debating
41:47 <Ampera> a real debator never gives in
41:59 <Halcyon> I haven't given in, I've finished saying what I had to say
42:06 <Ampera> which is giving in
42:06 <Ampera> so I win
42:10 <Halcyon> Hahaha
42:11 <Halcyon> You're a dag
42:24 <Ampera> I presume you mean fag
42:32 <Halcyon> No, I mean dag, but yeh fag works too
42:50 <Ampera> you're a ten penny bitch
43:10 <Halcyon> Dag = 2. Someone who is daggy, i.e. uncool. This can be meant insultingly or affectionately. (Much like that other well-known Australianism, "you old bastard".) On the face of it, it's an insult, but there are ways in which it is seen as admirable to be a dag – having one's own style, not caring for public opinion, being outrageous, being a source of friendly amusement, being original.
43:45 <Ampera> I honestly can't think of any american profanities or insults that you wouldn't get and understand.
43:57 <Ampera> It would have to be something really old and obscure, and probably racist
44:00 <Halcyon> Nah they are mostly universal
44:12 <Ampera> Nobody in the US has ever heard of dag
44:39 <Halcyon> That's why I like the Queen's English in a way, they have lots of words which don't get used a lot here and their insults sound kind of cute.
45:26 <Ampera> I mean I could do internet slang, like calling you a normie
45:29 <Ampera> which you may or may not get
45:35 <DHess_US> I know one. "Dude!"
45:37 <Halcyon> *shrug*
45:40 <Halcyon> Dude?
45:59 <Halcyon> I wouldn't call myself a normie at all
46:11 <Ampera> that's A. not an insult B. not an Americanism
46:11 <Halcyon> I don't tend to follow trends or fads
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46:27 <Ampera> I'd say you're probably 1/3 normie
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46:30 <Halcyon> "Dude" is common here
46:49 <Halcyon> It generally gives the impression that you're either young or a bit uneducated.
47:04 <Halcyon> No more than 1/4
47:22 <Ampera> Dude is normal everyday slang here.
47:33 <DHess_US> Just be generic. INSULT.
47:52 <Halcyon> Dude was everywhere in the 80's and 90's. Now unless you're talking to a surfer or skater you generally don't hear it
48:01 <Ampera> My favourite insult, which is far from an Americanism, is cunt, along with its derivatives
48:08 <Halcyon> Yeh cunt is always good
48:10 <Ampera> like fat cunt, daft cunt, thick cunt, massive cunt
48:29 <Halcyon> But as with all Aussie insults, even the harshest insult can be used affectionately
48:33 <Ampera> One which is unique to a more concise sect of the internet, which you can probably get is Auschwistic.
49:02 <Halcyon> I affectionately call my best friend a dickhead
49:13 <Ampera> I've never heard you call me a dickhead...
49:26 <DHess_US> http://bash.org/?23396
49:57 <Ampera> what the fuck is that, DHess_US
50:05 <Halcyon> Yes, but you're an actual dickhead. It's like calling a retarded person "retard".
50:05 <Halcyon> :P
50:07 <Halcyon> ;-)
50:22 <Ampera> I'm not sure if that counts as avoiding my trap or not
50:33 <Halcyon> Consider it avoided
50:51 <Ampera> I'm also retarded, but alright
50:53 <Halcyon> DHess_US, "WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD" ?
51:23 <DHess_US> You guys must be new to IRC.
51:29 <Ampera> Dear cod you're thick
51:43 <DHess_US> Don't flounder.
51:46 <Halcyon> DHess_US, I've been on IRC since the mid 1990's :P
51:54 <Ampera> DHess_US, just for that I'm gonna do it for the halibut.
52:00 <Halcyon> Oh gawd
52:05 <Halcyon> Here come the dad jokes
52:06 <DHess_US> You should scale your responses.
52:20 <Ampera> Halcyon, I ain't finished yet.
52:25 <Halcyon> I know
52:47 <Ampera> DHess_US, it's a slippery slope
52:52 <DHess_US> If this keeps up, you may be the sole person here.
53:15 <Ampera> I think that's a bassless assumption
53:36 <DHess_US> Speared you, did it?
54:06 <Ampera> All it did is make me shark for the good ol' days
54:28 <Halcyon> I think my "dag" comment was accurate
54:49 <Ampera> Halcyon, oh don't get all guppy on me Halcyon
54:56 <Halcyon> Hahaha
54:57 <DHess_US> I pitty whoever has to trawl though this.
54:58 <Halcyon> I like that one
55:16 <DHess_US> Couldn't you think of anything batter?
55:26 <Halcyon> I wish you two with quit all this carping
55:34 <Halcyon> *would
55:40 <DHess_US> I'm just going to reel them off.
55:56 <Ampera> I think it's time to go onto fresher waters, right folks?
56:09 <Ampera> Maybe I can drop T3sl4 a line and get him in on this.
56:11 <DHess_US> Getting tired of being schooled?
56:30 <Ampera> DHess_US, not a chance, I see this as a net gain to my wordplay.
56:36 <T3sl4> your puns are crappie
56:57 <Ampera> come on salmon, cut me some slack
57:58 <DHess_US> I've been herring all about you.
58:38 <Ampera> Oh great, now you're going all caviar with this shit
58:53 <DHess_US> Admit it; you're hooked.
59:41 <Ampera> Baited is more like it.
59:47 <Ampera> You're just worming your way through this.
00:28 <DHess_US> You betta believe it.
00:47 <Ampera> I'm getting real salty over this
01:03 <Ampera> I hope we're reaching the tail end of this soon
01:25 <DHess_US> Just clam down.
01:38 <Ampera> I don't think I have the mussel to do that.
01:41 <Halcyon> There was a sketch from an Aussie early 1990's comedy show, but I can't find it now :(
01:44 <Halcyon> It would have been perfect
02:24 <DHess_US> You two are so shellfish.
02:48 <Halcyon> This is one of my favourites though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZUwfZxb_04
02:59 <Halcyon> No idea how they don't laugh
03:08 <Ampera> Getting crabby now, DHess_US?
03:24 <Ampera> I bet you I don't laugh a single time
04:34 <DHess_US> What was that old fish puns skit that was on Dr. Demento?
04:34 <Halcyon> Nah it was from a sketch show called "Fast Forward"
04:34 <Halcyon> Given that these guys are both quite straight, they pull off gay very well
04:43 <DHess_US> Firefox crashed. Will take a few minutes to load that youtube.
04:57 <Ampera> Halcyon, I wasn't aware you could pull off gay
05:03 <DHess_US> Then I will find the Dr. Demonto thing.
05:32 <Halcyon> ;-)
05:50 <Ampera> what is pulling off gay Halcyon
06:04 <Halcyon> Acting convincingly
06:14 <Ampera> how does one act gay
06:31 <Halcyon> Like those guys
06:46 <Ampera> what happens if someone is a homosexual and doesn't act like those guys
06:48 <Ampera> are they not gay?
07:00 <Halcyon> So someone like me?
07:10 <Ampera> I said someone who doesn't act like those guys
07:14 <Halcyon> :P
07:17 <Halcyon> Bitch
07:45 <DHess_US> I can't even tell what they are saying. Must be British.
07:54 <Halcyon> Aussie
08:00 <Ampera> I can tell what they're saying, and I get it, it's just not funny
08:09 <Halcyon> It's hilarious
09:00 <Ampera> it's some fruits squaking
09:51 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: First ever image of SUPER-MASSIVE black hole –how big is it? https://t.co/ew0mTC4YYG
10:42 <DHess_US> Found it, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI
10:52 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: NEW EEVblog Video! EEVblog #1200 - BUSTED! - Energizer & Duracell NiMH https://t.co/JnTCDPzRVX
12:29 <Halcyon> Wow, this guy puts you two to shame
12:48 <DHess_US> I linked him so I get credit.
14:52 <Ampera> reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p52QJi-Ydo
15:50 <Halcyon> It makes me sad that he ruined a perfectly good IBM monitor
17:33 <Halcyon> What the fuck is that bolo tie he's wearing?
21:01 <Ampera> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-GAbP1U-sU
52:10 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: Just a coincidence, nothing to see here. https://t.co/QcJC9Auu8f
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01:14 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: RT @mmoyr: What a science journalist's Tweetdeck looks like right now https://t.co/6bJxaOc22r
06:16 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: This is the Science section of @Slate The f!@#$%^g SCIENCE section. #BlackHole https://t.co/TIc4HGq0GQ
08:17 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: RT @CNET: Watch SpaceX's #FalconHeavy rocket lands its center core on a ship for the first time 🚀 https://t.co/VltoKVaAox
30:12 <Ampera> jesus fuck I need aircon
30:39 <Ampera> It's 80 in my room
30:55 * steve30 puts Ampera in the fridge
31:09 <Ampera> I'm gonna get some milk and pizza
34:33 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: Well that's a first, a nobel prize winner watches my videos and wants to swing by the lab and the garbage room while in town.
15:19 <Halcyon> Hey boys :)
16:56 * Halcyon slaps Ampera with a wet towel
17:03 <Ampera> Hi Halcyon
17:10 <Ampera> I can play the first notes to Across the Universe
18:05 <Halcyon> Nice :)
18:14 * Halcyon is not musical at all
18:28 <Halcyon> I've tried to learn instruments and I'm just retarded
18:56 <Ampera> I'm learning incredibly fast
19:15 <Halcyon> Some people just have a knack for it, I don't
19:18 <Ampera> Chrords, notes, tuning, and as far as I remember i only picked the stick up around 24 hours ago
19:20 <Halcyon> I can't dance either
19:27 <Ampera> I used to take ballet
19:37 <Ampera> I've even performed twice in a local rendition of The Nutcracker.
19:38 <Halcyon> Yeh see, you've got creativity
19:52 <Ampera> No, creativity doesn't help you with either of those things.
19:59 <Ampera> It's extrapolation and understanding instructions
20:06 <Halcyon> It absolutely does, especially dance
20:12 <Halcyon> I don't have the ability to make up moves
20:15 <Ampera> Full instruction following
20:18 <Ampera> I can't make up moves either
20:25 <Ampera> in terms of improv, I'm useless
20:27 <Halcyon> Yes but you can at least fake it
20:29 <Ampera> Nope
20:33 <Ampera> I can't even fake it
20:38 <Halcyon> Sure you can, because you already know some moves
20:41 <Ampera> Nope
20:48 <Halcyon> People don't need to know it was rote learning
20:49 <Ampera> I don't know any moves because A. the classes were YEARS ago
21:01 <Ampera> and B, it's full instruction following
21:13 <Ampera> There are positions you memorize, and some BASIC moves
21:15 <Ampera> but this is ballet
21:22 <Ampera> but the sort of, go down to a club and perform a dance
21:29 <Ampera> *not the
21:32 <Halcyon> I can memorise positions :P
21:42 <Ampera> Then you can do 5-7 year old's ballet
21:57 * Halcyon positions steve30 
22:17 <Ampera> I'm currently listening to Return to Sender
26:00 <Halcyon> I just updated my South Park collection on Plex
26:06 <Halcyon> I now have every episode
26:16 <Ampera> ew plex
26:49 <Halcyon> It's one of the best systems I've used
27:02 <Ampera> any media center that's web based is automatically useless and stupid
27:04 <Halcyon> It was painful deal with media centres and regular shared folders
27:09 <Halcyon> It's not web based
27:30 <Halcyon> It's a standalone client/server application
27:32 <Ampera> all it does is overcomplicate video streaming
27:40 <Halcyon> But you *can* use a web browser as well
27:49 <Halcyon> Not at all, it's made things less complex
28:19 <Halcyon> Video's play and automatically transcode regardless of the quality/codec of the original file. So I can even play 4K content on a RPi
28:21 <Ampera> does it have full end to end encryption?
28:25 <Halcyon> Sure does
28:30 <Ampera> what sort
28:35 <Ampera> can I use pub/priv key auth
29:00 <Halcyon> I'm sure you could? I don't
29:05 <Halcyon> It's all set up automatically
29:33 <Ampera> My thing is I don't see what advantages it has over SFTP
29:56 <Ampera> besides making something that should be simple proprietary with features behind a paywall
30:48 <Halcyon> On-the-fly transcoding is the big thing, but the fact that it's also multi-platform and in some cases, requires no client at all. Metadata including art is stored in an SQL database, as is show/series progress
31:05 <Ampera> Why do you need on the fly transcoding though
31:34 <Ampera> I've used fairly iffy internet connections over SFTP, and even with the overhead, it's never had an issue
31:45 <Halcyon> If I'm away from home and I don't have the bandwidth available to watch the original stream or, if the machine I'm using can't support the bitrate, it auto-negotiates a rate (or a I can manually set it)
31:58 <Halcyon> Which means all my original files can be in the highest available quality, but it will play on everything
33:11 <Halcyon> Better still, it's not cloud based so it doesn't require plex.tv to be up or even exist
33:20 <Halcyon> The server runs on a machine in my rack
34:06 <Ampera> My setup has one program, the config can be set up in 10 minutes if you know what you're doing, and has clients available (that I know of) for Android, Windows, and all modern Unix-likes
34:13 <Ampera> (with a POSIX interface)
34:29 <Halcyon> Kew
34:32 <Ampera> I can immediately stream or completely download videos, and it needs no fancy anything
34:33 <Halcyon> So does mine :)
34:53 <Halcyon> I'm just saying, I tried the whole file/folder sharing thing before, it was painful
35:15 <Halcyon> Multiple databases for storing metadata, connection issues, codec mismatches. It was just meh
35:17 <Ampera> I was actually talking to enhanox about this in AfterNET, I've been doing it this way since I was 11 years old or so.
35:27 <Ampera> I store no metadata besides what's there.
35:35 <Ampera> The frontend is a file explorer
35:43 <Halcyon> I like metadata. Everything from cover art to episode names/numbers
35:43 <Ampera> and codecs are reliant on the client having them
35:52 <Ampera> I have episode names and numbers, but no art
36:06 <Ampera> the advantage here is I don't have to run nor maintain a complicated SQL database
36:21 <Halcyon> I'm not a DBA, I don't know much about SQL and even I can set it up
36:53 <Ampera> the point is I don't need to at all
37:00 <Halcyon> I like having my entire collection in my pocket with needing to carry around media or worry about VPNs or certs.
37:05 <Ampera> The entire server-side of it runs using 1 program.
37:07 <Halcyon> Yeh and that's fine
37:17 <Halcyon> But this works for me, your solution wouldn't.
37:28 <Ampera> but I want to complain about it anyways
37:31 <Ampera> because I like complaining about things
37:34 <Ampera> and arguing with you
37:40 <Ampera> because you're fun to argue with
37:45 <Halcyon> There is no way I could play a 25GB movie over the NBN
37:58 <Halcyon> Or over a weak cellular connection
38:01 <Ampera> None of my movies are anywhere near that.
38:18 <Halcyon> Most of mine are native M2TS files off Bluray
38:23 <Halcyon> (Decrypted of course)
38:39 <Ampera> Wrath of Khan, 1080p BluRay rip, 1.8GB
39:41 <Halcyon> Meh, I avoid re-compression where possible
39:47 <Halcyon> It mostly looks like shit
39:53 <Ampera> This looks perfect
40:26 <Halcyon> Like with audio, lossy/compressed artefacts annoy me
42:42 <T3sl4> Ampera: give this riff a try :P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edqH0ofRQrM
43:47 <T3sl4> well, these*
43:48 <Ampera> I can't even do Across the Universe's opening in time
44:02 <Ampera> my goal is to one day be able to do a little bit of Jessica
44:45 <T3sl4> in time, is key :)
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21:59 <Halcyon> Well, my machine didn't like that
09:55 <Ampera> Halcyon, what did you do to it?
10:31 <Halcyon> I tried to scan a photo at 2400dpi
10:38 <Halcyon> It just locked up
10:58 <Ampera> how the fuck do you do that
11:05 <Ampera> what tool were you using
12:54 <Halcyon> Simple Scan
13:04 <Ampera> Is the scanner configured using SANE?
13:12 <Halcyon> NFI
13:17 <Ampera> I'm not sure what else it would be using, but to start with the basics
13:18 <Halcyon> I just connected it and it works
13:19 <Ampera> NFI?
13:25 <Ampera> oh no fucking idea
13:40 <Ampera> Presumably that means it's using SANE, and that you have it installed.
13:51 <Halcyon> I didn't have to install any drivers
13:57 <Ampera> do: scanimage --format=png > test.png
14:45 <Ampera> https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/SANE#Verification Essentially do what is in this section.
14:53 <Ampera> to use the command line tool, to narrow down the issue
15:25 <Ampera> afaik it should scan at highest DPI, but if that still crashes, that means you likely have a malformed driver of some sort that's crashing the machine
20:12 <Halcyon> Oh the scanner has worked fine before, I usually just use it for documents
20:29 <Halcyon> But this time I wanted to up the DPI to max. I actually should check to see if it supports it first
20:39 <Halcyon> It might only be a 1200dpi scanner for all I know
25:10 <Halcyon> BRB. Need to reboot ESXi.
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30:34 <Ampera> Yeah I know he's an ass
30:37 <Halcyon> :P
30:37 <Ampera> but what are you gonna do
30:49 <steve30> hi
30:52 <Ampera> >:(
30:59 <Halcyon> Hey Steve :) Bit early to be up isn't it?
31:36 <Ampera> no, isn't it about 8 there?
32:53 <steve30> nah, but I need to go out this morning
32:56 <steve30> I'd rather stay in bed
34:22 <Halcyon> Nawww
34:31 * Halcyon passes Steve a coffee
34:39 <Halcyon> (followed by a morning grope)
35:11 <Ampera> if IRC was real life Halcyon probably would have groped, fondled, and otherwise raped more people than anyone else in history.
35:24 <Halcyon> Indeed
35:34 <Halcyon> And T3sl4 would no longer be a man-virgin
35:54 <Ampera> T3sl4 is a virgin?
36:00 <Halcyon> With men he is
36:03 <Halcyon> I'm guessing?
36:06 <Ampera> oh
36:09 <Halcyon> Unless he has had a circle jerk before?
36:11 <Ampera> in other words he's perfectly normal
36:12 <Ampera> unlike you
36:19 <Halcyon> Damn right unlike me
36:25 <Ampera> ya freak
36:29 <Halcyon> I've never done anything with a female though
37:01 <Ampera> mmm, bell system documentary from 1961
37:32 <steve30> mmm, coffee
37:36 <Halcyon> Swift change of topic there
38:16 * Ampera provides Halcyon with a swift change of attire
38:49 <Halcyon> I'm actually more dressed up than usual, I have long pants on
38:59 * Ampera pretends to misread pants as penis
40:35 <Halcyon> I have a longer penis than normal too
40:36 <Halcyon> :P
40:43 * steve30 hugs Halcyon 
40:50 <Halcyon> Aww *cuddles*
40:57 <Halcyon> You are so affectionate Steve :)
41:06 <Ampera> I both like and hate penises
41:09 <Halcyon> T3sl4, just shoves his fingers in places
41:13 <steve30> *purr*
41:20 <Halcyon> What do you like/hate about them Ampera?
41:21 <Ampera> ew ew ew gay
41:35 <Ampera> well I like them on other people, with temporary connections to me
41:41 <Ampera> I do not like them permanently connected to me
41:51 <Halcyon> Very well put
42:03 <Ampera> I don't think you catch my cold.
42:19 <Halcyon> No, I get it
42:45 <Ampera> mmm cold war and explosives in a telephone documentary
43:29 <steve30> The hospital replied to my enquiry. Turns out an orthopaedic consultant consultation will cost £200.
43:49 <Ampera> 200 pounds just for them to consult a consultant?
43:54 <Ampera> why can't the consultant just consult himself?
44:00 <Ampera> he is a consultant after all
46:46 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: THAT is a Nobel Prize pin! And yep, he's an electronics nerd, vintage HP calc and vintage Tek scope nut. https://t.co/Su9nAPCIGn
47:40 <T3sl4> neet
48:07 * Ampera touches T3sl4 
48:42 <Ampera> T3sl4, I have a question for you
48:44 <Ampera> are traps gay?
48:52 <Halcyon> By the looks of it Dave does an interview video with him
49:11 <Ampera> Halcyon, your opinion is also valid here too
49:19 <T3sl4> Ampera, yes
49:26 <Ampera> indeed
49:39 <Halcyon> I don't understand what a trap is
49:48 <Ampera> T3sl4, but is it okay to be gay?
50:02 <Ampera> Halcyon, I wish to become the best trap I can be, to the point where I'm not even a trap anymore
50:11 * Halcyon is confused
50:17 * Halcyon hands Ampera a carrot
50:18 <T3sl4> Halcyon: shave, and tuck your dick between your legs
50:35 <Ampera> I'm not sure if you have a penis, T3sl4, but that doesn't work
50:37 <Halcyon> 2
50:40 <Halcyon> Oops, wrong window
50:45 <Ampera> TWO
50:45 <Ampera> TWO?
50:48 <Ampera> YA FOOKIN TWO?
50:54 * Ampera two's Halcyon in the three
50:54 <Halcyon> I'm in a menu via SSH :P
51:22 <Ampera> T3sl4 didn't answer, that means a no by forfeit
51:29 <Ampera> you heard it here first, Halcyon, it's not okay to be gay
51:35 <Halcyon> Lies
51:59 <T3sl4> Ampera: it's okay to be a lot of things
52:02 <T3sl4> gay is one of them
52:08 <T3sl4> Ampera is another one
52:10 <Ampera> so gays are things
52:14 <Ampera> inanimate objects
52:20 <Ampera> Halcyon, you're no better than the chair you are sitting on
52:39 <Ampera> Halcyon, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REOrUBT8ZgI
52:55 <Halcyon> Ampera: Pretty much
53:15 <Ampera> I'm bored, sad, and tired if you can't tell
53:22 <Halcyon> Let's play a game of CAH
53:29 <Halcyon> steve30, should join us
53:33 <Ampera> we need people for that
53:41 <Halcyon> Well we have T3sl4 as well ?
53:49 <Halcyon> damian ? ibiza ?
54:07 * steve30 is afk shortly
54:13 <Halcyon> Nothing\ is usually lurking
54:18 <Halcyon> Damn you Steve :P
54:20 <Ampera> Nothing\, is a queer
54:28 <Halcyon> Sweet :)
54:34 <Ampera> no not sweet
54:44 <Ampera> what part of my incredibly offensive tirade did you not understand
54:52 <T3sl4> Ampera, https://i.imgur.com/XYrLe46.jpg
54:53 <Ampera> do I have to start over with the hand puppets and electric shocks?
54:54 <Halcyon> Queer = Good?
55:24 <Ampera> Queer != good
55:26 <T3sl4> i got work to do tho, CAH wouldn't be a good fit, sorry gents
55:29 <Ampera> Queer = gay
55:31 <Ampera> gay = homosexual
55:33 <Ampera> homo = same
55:38 <Ampera> same = equality
55:41 <Ampera> equality = feminism
55:42 <Halcyon> You're shit T3sl4
55:44 <Ampera> feminism = extremism
55:50 <Ampera> extremism = hitler
55:55 <T3sl4> Halcyon, you're Ampera
55:57 <Ampera> so there, queer = hitler
56:05 <Ampera> T3sl4, that's going too far
56:11 <T3sl4> i know :(
56:12 <Halcyon> Fuck you all and your shitty ass shoes
56:14 <Ampera> we're just joking around here, no need to take out the heavy fucking insults
56:22 <Ampera> D:<
56:25 <T3sl4> at least i'm not the one putting shoes in my ass.
56:33 <Halcyon> *grin*
56:41 <Ampera> this is why I don't like gay people
56:43 <Ampera> myself included
57:00 <steve30> gay guys are awesome
57:10 <Ampera> [Citation Needed]
57:26 <T3sl4> i wonder when the next season comes out
57:35 * T3sl4 hi-fives steve30
58:10 <Ampera> fucktards on twitter are squealing about STD
58:27 <Ampera> legit, The Orville and STD trends have to be fucking paid for
58:32 <Halcyon> Steve just says that because he has a large penis
58:40 <Ampera> there's no way that people just happen to want to talk about it when a new episode drops
58:42 <Halcyon> Boys love him
58:47 <Ampera> Halcyon, what about girls?
58:52 <Halcyon> Who cares?
58:53 <Ampera> ya sexist prick
58:55 <Ampera> >:(
58:58 <Halcyon> :P
58:58 <Ampera> >:((((((
59:05 <Halcyon> Steve is homme
59:11 <Halcyon> Girls need not apply
59:22 <Ampera> man I wish I need not apply
59:24 <Ampera> this shit's gay
59:38 <steve30> Guys are usually impressed with my penis size
59:50 <Ampera> ain't no cock like horse cock
00:09 <Halcyon> *grin*
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02:26 <mrpackethead> bollocks
03:09 <Ampera> You're right on topic mrpackethead
03:19 <Halcyon> Ampera is talking about Steve's giant penis
03:19 <Ampera> Halcyon and steve30 were talking about penises, and I was talking about how gay is not ok
03:32 <Ampera> My penis is small
03:42 <Ampera> that will make it easier to shove back inside of me
03:50 <Halcyon> Wow, QOTD
04:18 <mrpackethead> well, my day was reletively boring in comparsions
05:03 <Halcyon> How many penises did you see mrpackethead ?
05:07 <Ampera> mrpackethead, even though this day was one of the more interesting of most, I did fuck all
05:14 <mrpackethead> Halcyon, just one
05:22 <Halcyon> Your own doesn't count
05:42 <mrpackethead> well ok, if its in a list, then its index was zero
05:45 <Ampera> I strummed gitar, ate pizza, went to store to get a new roasting pan for my pet bunny, and then fucked around on the interwebs for hours
05:59 <Halcyon> You ate pizza twice did you not ?
06:49 <Ampera> I also fucked around on the computer on and off, but this was not intended to be a temporally or instance correct overview, it was simply intended to list each task, regardless of length, temporal position, or instances.
07:56 <Ampera> This is how I wish to future will end up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4OhbzSFpnk
08:33 <mrpackethead> i messed around with a fry pan
08:44 <Ampera> The clown represents what I wish the internet will eventually do to society, and the terrorist represents the people who fear and destroy free speech and mass communication.
09:21 <mrpackethead> https://www.eevblog.com/forum/manufacture/practical-diy-or-modest-cost-vapor-phase-does-it-exist-yet/?action=dlattach;attach=703224;image
12:03 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: You betcha I have 50min of impromptu footage shooting the breeze with Nobel Laureate @barjammar Audio not perfect, couldn't find my shotgun at the last minute, but good enough.
12:42 <Halcyon> Oh sweet, it looks like our largest mobile telco are currently trialling unlimited data plans on their LTE/5G network
12:43 <T3sl4> Ampera, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4CXD5cdhcc
13:46 <mrpackethead> T3sl4, the $100 vapour phase
15:24 <T3sl4> hm, cool
20:02 <mrpackethead> cooling is the problme
20:32 <T3sl4> put a steel coil down in the pan, so you can circulate cooling oil?
22:40 <mrpackethead> i'm going to do that but with water
22:56 <T3sl4> nooooooo
23:06 <mrpackethead> yeeeessssss
23:11 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: RT @DefendAssange: Pentagon Papers' whistleblower Daniel Ellsberg on Assange arrest: The Beginning of the End For Press Freedom https://t.c…
23:20 <T3sl4> it'll never stop boiling
23:44 <mrpackethead> i've just got it attached to the mains water
24:07 <mrpackethead> going in at about 15C comes out at about 60
24:15 <mrpackethead> when its at its hottest
24:53 <mrpackethead> gotta make sure though that its not a closed loop!
25:05 <mrpackethead> i'm just putting the warm water into the drain
25:06 <T3sl4> it'll bump like hell even if it's open
25:17 <mrpackethead> no, its pretty good
25:29 <mrpackethead> its what iv'e done on the IDEMS
25:40 <mrpackethead> and it works nicely
25:44 <T3sl4> the whowhat?
26:00 <mrpackethead> Oh, i bought a massively overpriced vapourphase from a crowd in Germany
26:06 <mrpackethead> which turned out to be a piece of crap
26:09 <mrpackethead> but the idea was ok
26:37 <mrpackethead> granted he did refund most of the money
20:39 <K> hello
24:13 <T3sl4> 'lo
26:53 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: Deciding if I'll edit my 50min interview video to remove any "yep" and "right" 's were possible. I know some like me doing that and some don't like the cuts.
43:56 <mikjaer_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M7CxY8zPCI <- Amstrad CPC 464 turns 35 years old today :D
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10:21 <Halcyon> Oh wow
10:42 <Halcyon> I have a few Amstrad's here
10:49 <Halcyon> Not that old though
11:49 * T3sl4 hugs his Amstrad with EGA
13:59 * steve30 returns
14:41 <steve30> I sucessfully used the self service machine at the post office
26:49 <mrpackethead> wonder what will happen when the internet turns 100
37:14 <T3sl4> mrpackethead: earth's climate returns to normal
44:01 <damian> HEY FRIENDS
46:26 <K> HELLO
46:26 <EEVBlog> Hello there, K!
46:39 <Halcyon> Hey Damo
51:20 * T3sl4 slaps damian with a large sack of potatoes
51:49 <Halcyon> Any of you guys up for a game of Cards Against Humanity?
52:04 <Halcyon> Ampera? DogWomble? T3sl4 (you've done enough work)
52:15 <DogWomble> i think i can do that
52:24 * T3sl4 takes out one of the potatoes and throws it at Halcyon
52:25 <Halcyon> steve30 ?
52:33 <Halcyon> Oh come on T3sl4
52:36 <Halcyon> Have a break
52:40 <Halcyon> Doesn't have to be a long game
52:44 <DogWomble> have a kit-kat
52:52 <Halcyon> Can't, I'm full of pizza
52:56 <DogWomble> :P
53:06 <T3sl4> should've broken off a piece of pizza then.
53:08 <Halcyon> ServalSpots ?
53:33 <Halcyon> damian ?
53:46 <Halcyon> Do I honestly have to name everyone?
54:55 <T3sl4> hah
55:13 <DogWomble> could just set up a CAH shoutotu script to do it for you :P
56:51 * Halcyon prods Ampera with a stick
57:04 <Halcyon> ibiza ? gremlinz ?
57:56 <Halcyon> mrpackethead, join us from NZ ?
00:27 * steve30 notes that he's not interested in cards against humanity
00:51 <Halcyon> Aw :(
01:01 <Halcyon> Not even to have a chat to us?
01:05 <K> crabs against humanity
01:09 <Halcyon> Or to me :)
01:12 <Halcyon> K, you in/
01:12 <Halcyon> ?
01:17 <T3sl4> Crabs Adjust Humidity
02:15 <K> have work, sry
02:18 <Halcyon> Come on you lot, quick 10 minute game, is all I'm asking
03:11 * T3sl4 pats Halcyon 
03:21 * Halcyon accepts T3sl4's pats
03:25 <T3sl4> there there ;)
10:22 <DogWomble> there are pats being handed out?
11:57 <Halcyon> On from T3sl4 because he is a horrible person
12:09 <Halcyon> I don't think we have enough to do a game :(
12:21 * T3sl4 gives DogWomble a star
12:24 <T3sl4> a Patrick Star
12:32 <DogWomble> a malvern star?
13:53 <T3sl4> uh, yeah, sure, whatever
14:10 <DogWomble> :P
15:09 <DogWomble> can we get at least one more for CAHJ?
15:13 <DogWomble> CAH even?? :P
17:30 <Halcyon> I'll be watching Full Frontal if anyone wants me
17:31 <Halcyon> :)
19:06 <DogWomble> full frontal nudity? :P
19:17 <Halcyon> The regular kind
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27:42 * steve30 ponders coffee
32:37 <Stiff> hey Halcyon :)
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58:23 * steve30 hugs T3sl4 
58:41 * T3sl4 brews steve30 a fresh coffee
58:48 <steve30> :p
03:08 * steve30 purrs
06:16 <Halcyon> Hey Stiff
07:35 <Halcyon> You would like some of the package I sent to Ashens steve30
07:46 <Halcyon> It has 2 types of roasted coffee beans coated in chocolate
07:57 <steve30> mmm
08:25 <Halcyon> https://auspost.com.au/mypost/track/#/details/CF126449474AU
08:32 <Halcyon> And it has been delivered :D
08:47 <coppice> that's just what they want you to think
09:39 <K> the damn lizards ate your beans, Halcyon
09:50 <coppice> you can't get a nice cup of kopi luwak around here
09:56 <Halcyon> I'm guessing Coventry is like one of the main distribution hubs?
10:16 <Halcyon> It's some 3 hours from Norwich
10:17 <K> and then laughed in theiry squaaky voices
10:22 <coppice> sending things to Coventry means you never hear from them again
10:33 <Halcyon> I sent it to Norwich
10:34 <Halcyon> :P
10:37 <steve30> https://www.parcelforce.com/track-trace?trackNumber=CF126449474AU
10:47 <steve30> Looks like it got delivered to norwich
10:52 <Halcyon> YAY!
11:15 <steve30> Complete with a new tracking number
11:31 <coppice> I hope you put his first name on the package, as so many people in Norwich have the same surname :)
11:43 <Halcyon> I put his full name and address :P
11:51 <Halcyon> Smartie pants
11:57 <steve30> Be sure to give us a link if he shows it. I don't routinely watch ashens
12:07 <Halcyon> I also put a Chef Excellence label on the box
12:12 <Halcyon> Yeh will do
12:24 <coppice> Halcyon: its a running joke in the UK about Norwich and inbreeding
12:25 <steve30> "An Excellent Delivery"
12:44 <Halcyon> "An Excellent Package"
13:06 <coppice> Is this in honour of the new Bill and Ted mopvie?
13:13 <Halcyon> Nope
13:25 <Halcyon> https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/chef-excellence-an-excellent-x
14:20 <Halcyon> I didn't know Stuart Ashen had a doctorate
14:22 <Halcyon> There you go
14:46 <coppice> They need to doctor more of those people in Norwich
14:54 <Halcyon> :P
15:55 <coppice> The put hubs in really odd places. Coventry isn't near a major airport, or any particular hot spot on the road network
16:25 <gremlinz> ?
17:19 <Halcyon> She's alive!
17:41 <gremlinz> she?
17:58 <Halcyon> *grin*
18:10 <Halcyon> Just testing
18:50 <steve30> I might go back to bed soon
18:58 <Halcyon> It's daytime thought?
19:01 <Halcyon> *though
19:10 <steve30> but I only slept for two hours earlier
06:27 <Halcyon> Hey T3sl4 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxN-H04wrh8
07:05 <T3sl4> aww yiss motherfuckin scritches
07:44 <Halcyon> :)
07:57 <T3sl4> https://imgur.com/gallery/g770buI
08:33 <Halcyon> Cute bird
08:48 <T3sl4> top comment is apt
10:36 <T3sl4> Ampera: https://i.imgur.com/nsIHoeS.png
10:42 <T3sl4> Halcyon too probably ;)
24:07 * steve30 curls up on T3sl4's lap
24:47 * T3sl4 applies scritching
25:38 <steve30> :)
30:02 <K> https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/10/20/09/2D958D5D00000578-3279197-image-a-8_1445328823050.jpg
30:48 <T3sl4> a classic
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