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00:10:46 <K> ordered some stuff from e3d for 3d printer, now to see if they manage to deliver before brexit actually happens
00:21:00 <Ampera> Halcyon, Server 2008 R2 also has drivers for that card
00:21:13 <Ampera> as well as Vista/Windows 7 (I think)
00:30:30 <Ampera> Glad you like it though, it's already gotten more use than I could do with it. I'm largely content to stick with ISA/EISA/MCA/VLB/PCI/PCI-X SCSI at the moment
01:00:18 <DHess_US> haha, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfyTGYp7oyA
01:04:50 <Ampera> That's unoriginal if I've ever seen it, and I just said I'm pregnant in another IRC channel
02:52:41 <T3sl4> funny thing is wireless probes exist
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08:23:46 <DHess_US> That EU meme thing has me all riled up. https://i.ibb.co/4dcXNCb/d9b58a8417.png
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08:47:51 <Ampera> What EU meme thing
08:47:58 <Ampera> if you mean the copyright directive that hasn't been approved yet
09:23:43 <Halcyon> Morning!
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09:48:50 <Halcyon> Ampera: Yeh I didn't have a copy of 2008 R2 when I installed it
09:48:53 <Halcyon> I do now though
11:00:12 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: I like the new Youtube studio beta copyright matching tool. Some legit copies, some not legit. They also give you to option to give them 7 days to remove or remove immediately and strike them. https://t.co/8wYQpi444e
11:13:26 <DHess_US> Got my USB to SATA adapter today and it was DOA.
11:13:44 <DHess_US> It enumerates for a couple seconds then dies and the enclosure gets really hot.
11:44:03 <Ampera> Halcyon, hah, py
11:45:52 <Halcyon> py?
11:53:29 <Ampera> copy
12:04:48 * T3sl4 py's on Ampera
12:05:00 <Ampera> <3
12:15:10 <Halcyon> Mmm pie
12:15:32 <Ampera> Halcyon, say copy out loud, and then say py
12:15:55 <Halcyon> copy py?
12:16:18 <Ampera> >:(
12:16:19 <Halcyon> I still don't get it?
12:16:21 <Ampera> T3sl4 got it
12:16:34 <Ampera> say copy, but without the co
12:16:40 <T3sl4> i meant it in the "copy" pronunciation
12:16:47 <T3sl4> i hope you like golden pies ;)
12:16:50 <Halcyon> "Pee" ?
12:17:16 <Ampera> congrats, you got the joke
12:17:21 <Halcyon> Why not just say pee?
12:17:30 <Ampera> gfdi
12:17:31 <Halcyon> That was a shit joke :P
12:17:45 <Ampera> no you just don't get it
12:17:54 <Halcyon> No, I don't. I don't understand dumb things.
12:18:14 <Ampera> I don't know what I'm talking about either >:D
12:18:24 <T3sl4> no, it was a pee joke.
12:18:39 <T3sl4> >claims not to understand dumb things >speaks english
12:18:54 <Halcyon> I also speak Finnish
12:19:05 <Ampera> I speak Staart.
12:19:20 <Halcyon> Sounds like "Fart" ?
12:19:36 <Ampera> my god
12:23:32 <Halcyon> What should I do for dinner tonight?
12:24:11 <Ampera> pancakes
12:24:15 <DHess_US> Finnish? Now you're just making up languages.
12:24:32 <Halcyon> *grin*
12:27:23 * T3sl4 drowns Halcyon in vodka
12:27:27 <T3sl4> now you're Finnished
12:27:41 <Halcyon> Not one of your strongest jokes
12:28:14 <Halcyon> I used to cop it at school (in a playful way) after the Masterfoods "Finishing Sauces" ad came out.
12:28:21 <Halcyon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ERl9TIgzZQ
12:31:00 <Halcyon> Anyway I'm going to the shops, back soon
12:32:52 <T3sl4> do they teach cookery at Finnishing School?
12:33:58 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: NEW Video on EEVblog2! Dumpster Tektronix 475 Oscilloscope Repair - Part 1 https://t.co/STUvqEJ8id
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14:09:40 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: Well, it's good to have a niche. In this case stealing PSU videos and re-uploading them with Amazon affiliate links. https://t.co/K781nMfwDg https://t.co/5hj1gY12Jg
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15:39:33 <T3sl4> whoa, what the fuck is going on with my keyboard just now
15:40:01 <T3sl4> if i press RSHIFT+TAB, it does the usual (change focus backwards)
15:40:07 <T3sl4> if i press LSHIFT+TAB, it does nothing
15:40:14 <seaner> smash it
15:40:20 <T3sl4> if i hold TAB and repeat LSHIFT, it does the usual o.o
15:40:31 <T3sl4> seaner: i just tried that, no change :(
15:40:46 <seaner> hahah
15:40:54 <seaner> i'm a complete loss then
15:40:57 <seaner> at*
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17:00:04 <Halcyon> Having some issues there T3sl4 ?
17:07:04 <T3sl4> replugging the kb doesn't fix it either
17:07:07 <T3sl4> it's weird
17:07:24 <Halcyon> Have you tried....
17:07:43 <T3sl4> i'm sure it's a broken connection related to my opening up the thing last month, but fuck if i'm going to open it again and probably make things worse :|
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17:39:00 <Halcyon> I have completed my package for Ashens
17:39:07 <Halcyon> Letter is done, just need to post it (tomorrow)
17:40:31 <Halcyon> I've tried to write in Ashen's style. We'll see how it's intepreted
18:33:05 * DogWomble peers in
18:34:46 <Halcyon> Heya
19:02:35 <DogWomble> hopw goese?
19:02:47 <Halcyon> Not too bad. Yourself?
19:03:10 <DogWomble> yeah doing ok :)
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20:48:37 <K> hello
20:48:56 <Ampera> hello
20:49:06 <Halcyon> hello
20:49:06 <EEVBlog> Hello there, Halcyon!
20:49:12 <Halcyon> YAY! I win!
20:49:18 <Ampera> AT LOSING!
20:49:44 <Halcyon> That's it, your care package will contain things you hate, like nuts and seeds and such
20:50:03 <Halcyon> Also, I'll find an iPhone from somewhere and stick it there :P
20:50:35 <steve30> are you including a vegetable?
20:50:41 <Ampera> he is a vegetable
20:52:01 <K> he is able to veget?
20:52:30 <Ampera> you're a fucking table
20:52:40 <Ampera> shut up before I pull up a chair and eat off you
20:52:43 <Halcyon> Hmmm you can buy those dehydrated vege chips
20:52:47 <Halcyon> I'll get those for Ampera :)
20:53:34 <steve30> My male D connectors arrived :)
20:53:38 <Halcyon> https://www.rawdealfoods.com.au/vegetable-chips-150g
20:53:47 <Halcyon> They are actually quite nice
20:53:56 <Halcyon> YAY! Steve has Male D :)
20:54:00 <Halcyon> I love the D
20:54:11 <Ampera> I don't even like those when they are made of fruit
20:54:37 <Ampera> like banana chips, they somehow managed to make a slice of banana taste absolutely nothing like banana
20:54:40 <Halcyon> Like I said Ampera, you're being mean, you're getting all the shit things: Vegetables, nuts, Apple iPhone....
20:55:05 <Halcyon> Yeh not a fan on banana chips. The ones they have here are actually *too* banana-y
20:55:24 <Ampera> the ones I've had just taste of oil
20:55:43 <Ampera> when I'd expect them to be like a sweet, tart chip of banana
20:56:03 <Halcyon> That's what they should be
20:56:07 <Halcyon> I don't know of any other kind
20:56:19 <Halcyon> Coconut oil is commonly used here for those
20:56:27 <Ampera> coconut oil is gay
20:56:33 <Halcyon> You're gay!
20:56:36 <Halcyon> Wait...
20:56:39 <Halcyon> :P
20:56:57 <Ampera> I'm the russian roulette of gay
20:57:12 <Halcyon> If I'd have known you like the banana Ampera, I'd have picked some up from the store today
20:57:19 <Halcyon> I just figured any fruit/vegetable is out
20:57:28 <Ampera> it would probably rot before it got here
20:57:33 <Halcyon> Dried banana
20:57:37 <Ampera> and I can get those here, probably way cheaper than you can get
20:57:49 <Ampera> (regular bananas I mean)
20:57:54 <Halcyon> How would it be cheaper? Banana's grow here
20:58:02 <steve30> Halcyon, yesterday we were speculating on the posibility that you got ampera pregnant.
20:58:09 <Ampera> yes but we have the banana republics
20:58:11 <coppice> I can't pick bananas from the garden any more
20:58:11 <Halcyon> *we* ?
20:58:13 <Halcyon> Who is we?
20:58:18 <Ampera> me and steve30
20:58:33 <Halcyon> OK, wow.... enlighten me how that conversation went
20:58:56 <Ampera> nah I think I'm just gonna let you wonder
20:59:11 <Ampera> but anyways, Walmart sells Bananas for 24 cents /nana
20:59:12 <steve30> Well, ampera turned out to be pregnant. I asked who's it was, and I suggested maybe yours :)
20:59:18 <Halcyon> ROFL
20:59:38 <Halcyon> This is highly inappropriate conversation. Especially since Ampera isn't 18 yet
20:59:49 <Halcyon> Legally, I can't have sex with him/her/thingy
21:00:01 <coppice> depends where you are
21:00:30 <Halcyon> No, even though the age of consent here is 16, I'm considered to be in a "position of responsibility" so the age of consent for me is 18.
21:00:41 <Halcyon> That applied to Police, teachers, ambulance officers etc...
21:00:44 <Halcyon> *applies
21:00:45 <Ampera> lol responsible
21:01:21 <Halcyon> Oi. Shutup Ampera. I drive a car and iron my own clothes and everything :P
21:01:40 <Ampera> I insult people for a living.
21:01:43 <Halcyon> (and pay too much fucking tax)
21:01:51 <K> fucking tax
21:01:53 <coppice> only a juvenile still believes clothes need to be ironed
21:01:58 <Ampera> ^
21:02:08 <Halcyon> Oh gawd
21:02:19 <Halcyon> I'm forever having to iron my partner's clothes
21:02:28 <Halcyon> He believes the same thing and it looks like shit.
21:02:34 <steve30> you pay a tax everytime you fuck someone?
21:02:36 <Ampera> here's a tip, get clothes that don't need to be ironed
21:02:46 <Halcyon> Steve: If that were the case, I'd be paying a lot less.
21:02:53 <steve30> I don't iron much.
21:03:05 <Ampera> steve30, Australia's really progressive like that, the tax goes directly to people who hare more oppression points than just being gay alone
21:03:23 <Halcyon> Ampera: When you work in Government buildings, they expect suit and tie. The fact that I push the boundaries with "smart casual" already puts me under notice.
21:03:27 <Halcyon> I just don't give a fuck.
21:03:30 <Ampera> like being a lesbian black-latina disabled semi-trans otherkin with no legs
21:03:59 <Ampera> Halcyon, that's your fault for not being a woman where people basically don't give a shit
21:04:09 <Halcyon> We have a Superintendant at work who comes to work in tight T-Shirts and jeans. I figure if he can, so can I.
21:04:45 <K> subparintendant
21:04:57 <Halcyon> Sorry, super nintendo
21:05:09 <K> 64!
21:05:37 <Ampera> If someone offered me a free Nintendo Switch or a free Nintendo 64, I'd take the 64
21:05:45 <Halcyon> So would I Amps
21:05:48 <steve30> I had a letter from the police last week. They said they received my letter and are going to get someone to 'look into it'.
21:05:48 <Ampera> to be honest I'd take a free Virtual Boy before I took a free switch
21:05:52 <Halcyon> We have a switch and it's meh
21:06:19 <Ampera> That's what happens when you try to sell a shitty tablet as a full games console
21:06:23 <Halcyon> Games on Android actually get more use than on that
21:06:37 <Ampera> Halcyon, it's also a major security risk
21:06:47 <Halcyon> Although we do use it for Jackbox Games. They have some awesome party games
21:06:52 <Ampera> Nintendo literally doesn't give a shit about network security, or securing their hardware.
21:06:53 <Halcyon> The Switch?
21:06:59 <Ampera> The Switch, The Wii U
21:07:14 <Halcyon> Oh no, that's why it's on a VLAN with the least amount of privileges.
21:07:16 <Ampera> The Wii U, right now, has an unpatched, and never to be patched arbitrary code execution exploit in its browser, and it's had several.
21:07:25 * steve30 could do with another coffee
21:07:39 <Halcyon> Steve, do you like coffee beans coated in chocolate?
21:08:08 <Ampera> Nintendo's /PAID/ online services uses a P2P system instead of dedicated servers, not only making everyone rely on the one guy hosting not having a shit internet connection, but they set it up in the stupidest way possible
21:08:10 <steve30> never had them like that. I usually buy ready ground coffee
21:08:12 <coppice> what about coffee beans coated in civet poo?
21:08:28 <Halcyon> Pass thanks coppice
21:08:34 <Ampera> there's a centralized Nintendo owned server that arranges the matches, and all it does is select a /random/ UDP port, and insist that everything runs on
21:08:36 <Ampera> it
21:08:50 <Halcyon> I'm sending Ashens a care package as well.... I have included some chocolate covered coffee beans. Can I send you some too? They are delicious.
21:09:08 <coppice> Halcyon: kopi luwak is really good
21:09:14 <steve30> Do you eat them? Or do you use them to make coffee?
21:09:17 <Ampera> So that way if you have, you know, a firewall, then it straight up won't work
21:09:18 <Halcyon> You eat them
21:09:23 <Ampera> straight u
21:09:24 <Ampera> p
21:09:31 <Halcyon> The beans are roasted, then coated (whole) in chocolate
21:09:38 <Halcyon> You just nom on them
21:09:41 <K> hrm
21:09:45 <K> crunch-crunch
21:09:45 <Ampera> I actually have a wood that makes food smoked with it taste like chocolate covered coffee beans
21:10:02 <Halcyon> They are crunchy, but very delicious
21:10:07 <Halcyon> Surely it'
21:10:12 <Halcyon> it's a thing there?
21:10:25 <Ampera> It is in the US, I could get some at the store
21:10:28 <Halcyon> One day Ampera, I'm going to taste your wood
21:10:42 <Ampera> not if I get rid of it before you have a chance
21:10:49 <Halcyon> Fuck
21:11:07 <Ampera> but if you're not talking about my penis, you gay fuck, if you do come over to the US I have so much smoking wood I could definitely make something
21:11:35 <Halcyon> We will definitely be smoking some wood at your place ;-)
21:11:52 <Halcyon> Might even jerk some meat
21:12:16 <Ampera> so long as my parents don't mind
21:12:42 <Halcyon> (dammit, where is T3sl4 when I'm making all my double entendres)
21:12:54 <Halcyon> I'm sure once you're 18, your parents won't mind :P
21:13:02 <Halcyon> As long as you're safe
21:13:31 <Ampera> ya sure your husband won't mind :P
21:13:38 <Halcyon> Pfft, we aren't married
21:13:43 <Halcyon> Waste of fucking money
21:13:44 <Ampera> that's gay
21:13:45 <Halcyon> :P
21:13:48 <Ampera> and so are you
21:14:13 <Halcyon> Fuck you, I was going to send you an iPhone 4... you're now getting an iPhone X
21:14:18 <Halcyon> Take that
21:14:31 <Ampera> I
21:14:35 <damian> can i have an iphone x
21:14:38 <K> thow in an iWatch too!
21:14:39 <Ampera> I'll sell it and buy you another care package
21:14:44 <damian> so i can sell it and buy a galaxy s 10
21:14:51 <Ampera> because I actually like you
21:14:56 <Ampera> even if you don't like me
21:15:03 <Halcyon> I wish I could actually tap into our phone collection at work
21:15:17 <Halcyon> We crush thousands every few months
21:15:34 <Halcyon> I fucking like you Ampera alright, gees, how many times do I have to say it?
21:15:54 <damian> what do you do?
21:16:01 <Ampera> do you have a Model 302?
21:16:13 <Halcyon> Damian: For work?
21:16:27 <Halcyon> No, they don't have those here
21:16:28 <Ampera> he tells people that they're actually gay
21:16:36 <Halcyon> But you ARE gay
21:16:39 <damian> yeah for work
21:16:53 <Ampera> he's a professional queer whisperer
21:17:16 <damian> you need to whisper to queers?
21:17:17 <Halcyon> Check your phone
21:17:21 <damian> that's what ive been doing wrong this whole time!
21:17:47 <Halcyon> Don't listen to him damian, he hasn't had sex yet. Not even with himself.
21:17:59 <Halcyon> You only need to mention penis and we're all ears.
21:18:13 <damian> poor ampera, doesnt know what he's missing out on
21:18:18 <damian> life is a lot better when you have sex with yourself
21:18:36 <Ampera> thank you ya upside down fuck for making fun of my disability
21:18:49 <Halcyon> You aren't disabled
21:18:55 <Halcyon> You're just a little bit spergy
21:18:56 <Ampera> wrong, I'm bisexual
21:19:03 <Halcyon> That's not a disablement!
21:19:07 <Ampera> it's not?
21:19:42 <Halcyon> Besides, bi is just a stepping stone to full blown homo
21:19:44 <Ampera> fuck my desk is a mess
21:19:47 <Halcyon> (mostly)
21:20:02 <Ampera> I use bisexual because the question, am I gay is too hard to answer
21:20:03 <damian> bi just means that you arne't as choosy
21:20:05 <damian> it's a super power
21:20:13 <damian> i wish i were bi, i'd have double the chance of getting some
21:20:18 <Halcyon> Ampera: You can't answer it because you haven't had the D yet
21:20:20 <Halcyon> Give it time
21:20:21 <damian> i mean 2 * 0 is still 0, but it's hope
21:20:42 <Halcyon> You could just say "maybe" Ampera
21:21:36 <Ampera> the question is what is gay
21:21:40 <Ampera> for me to like men or for me to like women
21:22:18 <Ampera> anyways my credit union just sent me a letter telling me that absolutely nothing of consequence has changed, and that I need to be worried about absolutely no alterations to my banking information
21:23:54 <Ampera> the issue is I can find a sexual attraction to both genders, so I might be gay, I also might not, but whatever side I choose may or may not be gay ontop of that
21:23:59 <Ampera> fuck I hate sexual orientations
21:24:07 <steve30> Nothing wrong with having an odd sexuality. I like boys, but I still get curious about girls.
21:24:46 <steve30> Back when I was ampera's age I never really cared about putting a label on it.
21:24:54 <damian> why do you have to choose a side
21:24:55 <damian> just have fun
21:24:57 <Halcyon> You could just be pan sexual?
21:25:03 <Halcyon> Or Demisexual?
21:25:09 <Ampera> fuck more made up terms
21:25:14 <damian> and if you happen to fall in love with one of the sides, good on you
21:25:25 <Ampera> I don't fuck frying pans, that's just weird
21:25:32 <damian> what about warm apple pies?
21:25:34 <Ampera> I know some people roll them up and use them as a cast iron fleshlight, but that's just not for me
21:25:35 <Halcyon> Pan is a level up from bi
21:25:43 <Ampera> pan is just woke bisexualism
21:25:54 <Halcyon> Bi assumes the two gender binaries. Pan just assumes "whateves"
21:26:04 <Ampera> because there are only two genders
21:26:09 <Ampera> >:D
21:26:30 <Halcyon> I think there are more than two, but not 35 fucking genders like some universities seem to think
21:26:31 <steve30> Halcyon, send him a cute boy to experiment on
21:26:34 <damian> when you look for porn, do you look for male on male, female on female, male on female or group?
21:26:48 <Halcyon> damian, don't ask him the porn question
21:26:48 <Ampera> none of the above
21:26:53 <Halcyon> You may be scared
21:26:56 <Ampera> lol
21:26:56 <damian> you go for botsex?
21:27:01 <Halcyon> *scarred
21:27:02 <Ampera> even Halcyon doesn't quite know what it is
21:27:33 <Halcyon> Nope, because he hasn't given me access to it on Desktop\New Folder\Temp\scripts :P
21:27:49 <damian> haha
21:27:53 <Ampera> I don't have a desktop
21:27:58 <K> porn with script?
21:28:01 <Halcyon> You know what I mean
21:28:22 <damian> we used to call it ascii porn in my day
21:28:23 <Ampera> glories of Linux, I don't even need one
21:28:48 <Halcyon> damian: Ampera is a strange cat. Loveable, but strange.
21:28:52 <Halcyon> Also very smart.
21:29:08 <damian> does he like random dick pics?
21:29:22 <Halcyon> I'm not sure he knows what to do with them?
21:29:28 <Ampera> this is my main storage directory listing: http://prntscr.com/n6c8jq
21:29:30 <damian> poor guy
21:29:38 <Ampera> take a guess which one contains the porn
21:30:02 <Halcyon> It's got to be DOCUMENTS
21:30:03 <Halcyon> :P
21:30:04 <damian> the one your dog owns
21:30:16 <Halcyon> Also, why peanutbutter?
21:30:18 <Ampera> I don't have a dog
21:30:33 <damian> but.. peanut butter
21:30:37 <Ampera> because porny mc porn account was a bit too obvious
21:30:45 <Ampera> also I don't think Unix allows spaces in names
21:30:47 <Halcyon> Hahahaha
21:31:18 <coppice> Ampera: Unix allows spaces in names
21:31:25 <damian> mm porn
21:31:38 <Halcyon> damian, don't get too worked up
21:31:41 <Ampera> coppice, do most Unixes use the same naming convention?
21:31:43 <damian> too late
21:31:51 <Halcyon> But also... welcome to the channel, it's usually like this... or about food.
21:32:04 <Halcyon> Thankfully most people here aren't fuckwits or pot smokers :P
21:32:12 <K> or fisherman!
21:32:14 <K> dear lord
21:32:20 <K> fish talk is the worsk
21:32:21 <K> askdpfok
21:32:22 <Halcyon> THOSE guys are the worst K!
21:32:44 <Ampera> http://prntscr.com/n6cadg but the porn does exist
21:32:47 <Halcyon> Occasionally T3sl4 or coppice talk about electronics
21:32:48 <Ampera> don't be afraid of that
21:33:07 <Halcyon> Can we get some sample filenames Ampera?
21:33:21 <damian> lolz
21:33:34 <damian> 24.2 GB (25,992,101,888 bytes)
21:33:49 <Halcyon> I actually think I beat that... standby...
21:33:52 <Ampera> Sure, here's a whole page of them: http://prntscr.com/n6cayf
21:34:12 <Halcyon> 51.3 GB
21:34:22 <Ampera> yeah but all of my stuff is images
21:34:25 <damian> images and gifs, you are oldschool
21:34:29 <Halcyon> Dammit
21:34:32 <damian> its all video now!
21:34:36 <K> dear lord, gifs
21:34:48 <Ampera> some of it is literally BBS porn
21:34:48 <Halcyon> At least download some .RM or .RAM files
21:34:49 <Halcyon> :P
21:35:21 <Ampera> I mean I didn't download it from a BBS, the ones it would have been hosted on are likely long gone, but it was porn that would have been distributed on a BBS
21:35:31 <Halcyon> Retro porn
21:35:45 <Ampera> no, it's just porn that's so strange, I have to get it from all sort of places and times
21:36:08 <Ampera> one guy pioneered the style in the 90's, and all of this gifs are digitized drawings he made
21:36:37 <Ampera> sadly he's long gone, or at least I don't know where he's gone, or if he's ever made more than what is publicly available, but he started a horrible, horrible porn format
21:37:33 <Halcyon> Ampera, can we all just see a sample? I'm honestly curious as to your tastes
21:37:47 <Ampera> nope
21:37:58 <Halcyon> You are so mean
21:37:59 <Ampera> I'll just keep dropping clues until someone somehow guesses
21:38:09 <Ampera> http://prntscr.com/n6cd5t also good, I'm totally gonna use that
21:38:59 <Halcyon> I don't guess
21:39:24 <Ampera> you'd likely never get it anyways, it's so strange and cynical I doubt you'd have ever heard about it before
21:39:31 <Ampera> https://i.redd.it/0bkrp4vl4tp21.jpg
21:39:49 <Halcyon> Heh
21:39:59 <Ampera> (image unrelated, it was just funny)
21:40:42 <Halcyon> This is very relevant to me: https://xkcd.com/1360/
21:40:43 <Ampera> although you're a cop, you've likely seen and heard all sorts of insane fucking disturbing shit
21:41:09 <Halcyon> Yes, yes I have
21:41:18 <Halcyon> Thankfully I don't have to deal with that crap anymore...
21:41:28 <Halcyon> Well... sort of
21:41:32 <Ampera> most disturbing thing I've ever seen was a live decapitation
21:41:47 <coppice> I have to clean up some disturbing shit from our dog
21:41:48 <Ampera> well not in person
21:42:51 <Ampera> mmm, I love really strange late night/early morning conversations like this, when inhibition is just a sad joke
21:44:17 <Halcyon> Ampera, it's a bit like being drunk with friends. You learn so much about people.
21:44:26 <Halcyon> Things that have absolutely no value.
21:44:38 <Halcyon> But it's nice :)
21:45:04 <Ampera> What's the most disturbing thing you've ever seen
21:45:18 <Halcyon> At work?
21:45:23 <Ampera> ever
21:46:11 <Halcyon> See, all those videos circulating the internet don't bother me. They are just videos and despite being real, I can disconnect myself from them enough not to really care.
21:46:41 <Halcyon> I tried to rescue someone from a plane crash once but couldn't get close enough due to the flames?
21:46:55 <Ampera> I quite like them, it's an element of common life so shunned and removed that you don't normally get exposed to it
21:47:21 <Halcyon> Finding a deceased person who has been dead for several days or weeks is also yuck
21:47:56 <Halcyon> There are other things I can't discuss in public which is fairly disturbing.
21:47:56 <Ampera> Death doesn't scare me. It's an acute concept, so it might get an acute reaction, but it doesn't scare me.
21:48:29 <Halcyon> For me though, it's a feeling of helplessness. I *could* have saved them if the conditions were right.
21:48:38 <Halcyon> To stand back and watch was a bit shit
21:48:55 <Ampera> I'm not a sort of person to get bogged down too much in what could have happened.
21:49:36 <Halcyon> I don't expect most people to understand either. Most of what people see occurs after the fact. When you're within a minute of being on-scene and it's just you there trying to do your best, it's a different feeling.
21:49:39 <Ampera> Not to say I don't get bogged down in what I wish could happen, or what future/past I'd like, where I'd like to be more
21:49:50 <Ampera> it's real shit
21:49:57 <Ampera> there is no explanation
21:50:10 <Halcyon> But hey, that's life. I don't lose sleep over it.
21:50:16 <Ampera> it's like, raw and true, it's as awake as a person can get
21:50:19 <Ampera> *life
21:54:43 <Halcyon> Speaking of awake, I think it's time for bed
21:54:55 <Ampera> so woke you gotta sleep it off
21:55:00 <Halcyon> Yup
21:55:05 <Halcyon> Also, masturbation is a thing :P
21:55:10 <Ampera> not for me
21:55:16 <Ampera> it doesn't work
21:55:17 <damian> lies
21:55:23 <damian> theres no such thing
21:55:33 <Halcyon> He speaks the truth damian :)
21:55:34 <Ampera> For me there is, I get no pleasure out of masturbation
21:55:43 <Halcyon> As I said, strange cat
21:55:55 <Halcyon> Ampera actually isn't known to bullshit.
21:55:59 <damian> i was talking to you, masturbation isnt a thing!
21:56:08 <Halcyon> Oh what. :P
21:56:08 <Ampera> Everything I ever say is true, especially the lies.
21:56:12 <Halcyon> It's a daily thing
21:56:18 <Halcyon> *almost daily
21:56:33 <Ampera> I gain pleasure in a much more unique, abstract manner
21:56:36 <damian> tri-daily
21:56:40 <Ampera> and in various ways
21:56:46 <Halcyon> Anyway at risk of over-sharing, I'm going to head to bed. Goodnight all.
21:56:51 <Ampera> goodnight
21:57:00 <damian> me also
21:57:10 <damian> its my damn birthday and im getting sick
21:57:12 <damian> damn girlfriend!
21:57:22 <Ampera> happy birdday
21:57:38 <damian> oh thank you!
22:04:27 <K> many birds!
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23:27:39 <steve30> I like how the BBC says 'Mistake' when you type 'COLOR' instead of 'COLOUR'
23:27:53 <K> it is pain
23:28:12 <K> in school i was tought british english
23:29:06 <K> and it upsets me when in code sometimes it is 'color'
23:29:08 <K> savages
23:29:13 <steve30> Being british, i use british english, but as I use a lot of foreign computers, I get used to foreign spellings.
23:30:14 <K> it is especially bad when you have 2 libraries each using different spelling
23:30:37 <K> what am i suposed to do!?!!
23:30:51 <K> (shakes fist and yells at heavens)
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23:42:22 <coppice> foreign spelling, like abracadabra
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