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25:04 <Mekkis> !spell suppress charms and compulsions
25:05 <diebot> Mekkis, SUPPRES CHARMS AND COMPULSIONS abjuration ([]) bard 2, cleric 2, paladin 2, sorcerer/wizard 2 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature plus one additional creature per 4 levels, no two of which can be more than 30 ft. apart Comp: V, S Duration: 10 minutes; see text Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes
25:05 <diebot> (harmless)Source: Andoran
25:05 <diebot> As remove fear, except the targets gain a +4 morale bonus on saves against charm and compulsion effects, and charms and compulsions in effect on the targets are suppressed for the duration of the spell.
25:36 <Mekkis> !spell emergency force sphere?
25:36 <diebot> Mekkis, EMERGENCY FORCE SPHERE evocation ([force]) sorcerer/wizard 4 1 immediate action Range: 5 ft.  Comp: V Duration: 1 round/level Save: None SR:NoSource: Cheliax Empire Of Devils
25:37 <diebot> As wall of force, except you create a hemispherical dome of force with hardness 20 and a number of hit points equal to 10 per caster level. The bottom edge of the dome forms a relatively watertight space if you are standing on a reasonably flat surface. The dome shape means that falling debris (such as rocks from a collapsing ceiling) tend to
25:37 <diebot> tumble to the side and pile up around the base of the dome. If you make a DC 20 Craft (stonemasonry), Knowledge (engineering), or Profession (architect or engineer) check, the debris is stable enough that it retains its dome-like configuration when the spell ends, otherwise it collapses. Normally this spell is used to buy time for dealing with
25:37 <diebot> avalanches, floods, and rockslides, though it is also handy in dealing with ambushes.
26:59 <Mekkis> !spell phantom steed
27:00 <diebot> Mekkis, PHANTOM STEED conjuration (creation[]) bard 3, sorcerer/wizard 3, summoner 2, magus 3 10 minutes Range: 0 ft.  Comp: V, S Duration: 1 hour/level Save: none SR:noSource: PFRPG Core
27:00 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/phantom_steed.html
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40:53 <Ulzef> mekkis why you no here
42:09 <Avatar> printing some pages then I'm on my way
42:11 <Mekkis> !spell pilfering hand
42:12 <diebot> Mekkis, PILFERING HAND evocation ([force]) bard 2, cleric 2, magus 2, sorcerer/wizard 2 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one object Comp: S Duration: see text Save: none SR:yes (object)Source: Ultimate Combat
42:12 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/pilfering_hand.html
42:14 <Mekkis> Ulzef, I'm on my way
42:22 <Mekkis> trains just suck
42:33 <Mekkis> Will be there within 20 minutes, assuming checking to accom doesn't take ages
45:21 <Ulzef> cool cool
46:11 <Mekkis> fyi, business class is massively overrated
48:47 <Avatar> on my way in, should be about 20
48:48 <Ulzef> yeah figured
48:58 <Ulzef> kk
51:10 <Mekkis> Avatar, can you pick me up from South Yarra, Toorak Road?
51:39 <Brunius> Isn't that pmuch next door to MHS
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55:19 <Mekkis> it's about a 800m walk
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54:53 <dwight> hey guys
54:58 <dwight> yup, its me again
55:06 <dwight> dont mind me
55:13 <dwight> im just getting my daily dose 
55:29 <dwight> d n ddddddddddddddddddddd  dynamiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  yo its d n ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
55:37 <dwight> head banger mofossssssssss
55:41 <dwight> in da houseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
55:44 <dwight> adios
55:55 <dwight> oh yeh
56:14 <dwight> my psychiatrist said this is good stress relief
56:23 <dwight> and said my stress levels are down
56:29 <dwight> then said
56:42 <dwight> whatevr it is your doing, do it more often
56:52 <dwight> so   u will see a lot more of me guys
56:54 <dwight> thanks guys
56:57 <dwight> bye guys
57:05 <dwight> d n dddddddddddd
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14:32 <Mekkis> !feat lookout
14:32 <diebot> Mekkis, LOOKOUT [Combat, Teamwork] Your allies help you avoid being surprised.
14:33 <diebot> Benefit:  Whenever you are adjacent to an ally who also has this feat, you may act in the surprise round as long as your ally would normally be able to act in the surprise round. If you would normally be denied the ability to act in the surprise round, your initiative is equal to your initiative roll or the roll of your ally –1, whichever is
14:33 <diebot> lower. If both you and your ally would be able to act in the surprise round without the aid of this feat, you may take both a standard and a move action (or a full-round action) during the surprise round. Source: APG
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35:09 <Steven> so im fairly happy about the change to Crane wing.
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36:05 <Steven> I am not enthused that while fixing the crane wing stupidity we were experiencing they broke crane reposit
37:01 <Steven> so now they need to fix crane reposte so it still works.
37:43 <Mekkis> !spell comprehend languages
37:43 <diebot> Mekkis, COMPREHEND LANGUAGES divination ([]) bard 1, cleric 1, sorcerer/wizard 1, witch 1, inquisitor 1, alchemist 1 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S, M/DF (pinch of soot and salt) Duration: 10 min./level Save:  SR:Source: PFRPG Core
37:44 <diebot> You can understand the spoken words of creatures or read otherwise incomprehensible written messages. The ability to read does not necessarily impart insight into the material, merely its literal meaning. The spell enables you to understand or read an unknown language, not speak or write it. Written material can be read at the rate of one page (250
37:44 <diebot> words) per minute. Magical writing cannot be read, though the spell reveals that it is magical. This spell can be foiled by certain warding magic (such as the secret page and illusory script spells). It does not decipher codes or reveal messages concealed in otherwise normal text. Comprehend languages can be made permanent with a permanency spell.
47:23 <Mekkis> !spell sift
47:24 <diebot> Mekkis, SIFT divination ([]) bard 0, inquisitor 0 1 standard action Range: 30 ft.  Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous Save: none SR:noSource: APG
47:24 <diebot> You examine an area at range as if you were searching for fine details with the Perception skill. Make a Perception check with a -5 penalty, modified as normal for conditions. No penalty is applied for distance. Apply the result against the DC for any hidden features, such as secret doors, traps, or hidden treasure. You must be able to see the area
47:24 <diebot> you are attempting to search, and you only find details that can be perceived with sight or touch. Sift detects only objects and features, not actual creatures.
07:37 <GTang> Sup
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00:30 <Avatar> I know I've forgotten something
00:49 <Brunius> Character sheets?
00:53 <Brunius> Pencil?
00:56 <Brunius> Scrap paper?
00:58 <Brunius> Whiteboard?
01:00 <Brunius> Mini?
01:03 <Brunius> Physical dice?
01:46 <Avatar> mini whiteboard maybe
01:52 <Avatar> what do I need scrap paper for
02:41 <Brunius> To scribble down the names you always forget
02:53 <Avatar> I will have a laptop
03:02 <Avatar> actually come to think of it, I probably didn't need to print out the scenario
09:53 <CQ> i think the guys i played with might've ruined D&D for me... because their rules were very relaxed
10:14 <CQ> like, needing things to cast spells, how much you could carry, etc
10:22 <CQ> that was never really "focused on"
10:26 <CQ> sleep
10:32 <barnabay> yo guys
10:34 <CQ> paying for some things
10:44 <CQ> hi barnabay 
10:46 <barnabay> is the partay starting in here soon?
10:55 <Brunius> yeah
11:05 <barnabay> i could do with some head bangin
11:13 * Brunius starts the music
11:17 <barnabay> my psychiatrist recommends it
11:43 <barnabay> we need more than just music bruny boy
11:57 <barnabay> get the hookers, drugs and bikers in here
12:15 <barnabay> now were pumping
12:22 <barnabay> d n ddddddddddddddddd
17:43 <Mekkis> Steven, I'm hoping that they haven't already sent the document to the printers
18:21 <Steven> meh, i dont use it so it effects me not at all
18:54 <Mekkis> they only issue errata when they do a new print run, which IMO is stupid.
21:12 <Mekkis> it's a SOCIETY, Steven. What affects your players, affects you
21:28 <Steven> commy
21:40 <Mekkis> libertarian
22:28 <Yiroep> Lmao.
23:13 <Steven> what affects my players doesnt affect me, I get a chronicle sheet no matter what lol.
23:14 <Yiroep> I have a Crane style chain character. I always found it too good, so I agree with the change. But yes, it's dumb that they probably started printing it with Riposte being broken.
24:12 <Mekkis> Steven, until one of your players brings one to your table, which will definitely affect how she feels during the session
25:25 <Steven> you greatly overestimate my ability to care.
26:36 <Mekkis> perhaps my views of the responsibilities of a Venture-Officer are misjudged.
26:42 <Steven> oh no your ridiculously overpowered feat coupled with your AC in the mid 30s low 40s has been nerfed... let me feel bad for you.
27:15 <Mekkis> it's the Riposte that I was referring to
27:20 <Steven> alright so i ran into my new level of cant keep my mouth shut.
27:30 <Steven> in walmart.
27:32 <Steven> two dudes
27:33 <Steven> making out
27:46 <Steven> im like meh whatever
27:53 <Steven> meh, i would go with specific trumps general, so riposte would still let you make an AoO.
28:00 <Steven> i get in line behind them
28:06 <Steven> on a deflected attack.
28:06 <Mekkis> under what condition?
28:15 <Steven> RAI
28:18 <Mekkis> while you're in full-defence?
28:27 <Steven> a hand goes down the pants and a handjob commences 
28:51 <Steven> until they clarify the intention of how its supposed to work thats how i would rule it.
29:22 <Steven> and im like... Seriously? We're in a store!
29:57 <Steven> I kinda wanna buy the game Rust
30:33 <s_gmusic> Should've embarrassed them and asked to join in. if it's awkward for you, make it awkward for them.
30:51 <Wrothmonk> The problem with that is they might have agreed.
31:10 <s_gmusic> only a problem if you didn't have any pocket sand.
31:26 <Steven> it wasnt awkward for me, it was just woefully inappropriate.
32:23 <Steven> like if a parent and their child had walked up and seen that.  kids shouldnt be witness to a handy.
35:47 <Brunius> Is this standard america
35:57 <Steven> no... that isnt.
36:01 <s_gmusic> so... I liked the way a werewolf mini I did for a friend came out, so I went and bought one for myself. Got a ghost, too, but not sure about colors for it. :(
39:46 <Wrothmonk> Got a picture of it or another of the same kind?
40:27 <s_gmusic> werewolf: http://www.reapermini.com/OnlineStore/werewolf/latest/77009
40:29 <s_gmusic> ghost: http://www.reapermini.com/OnlineStore/ghost/sku-down/77007
41:18 <Wrothmonk> I'd say make the ghost black except for the hands/face, grey for the tombstone, and a dark brown for the dirt.
41:34 <Steven> make the robe pink
41:39 <Wrothmonk> lol
41:42 <s_gmusic> heh
41:49 <Steven> nobody is afraid of a white ghost
41:56 <Steven> everyone has seen casper the friendly ghost
41:56 <Mekkis> avatar, get a whiteboard for the back of it
42:09 <Avatar> might be too late for that
42:09 <Brunius> I haven't
42:15 <Steven> but a pink ghost... fuck that shit gonna be scary
42:21 <Wrothmonk> I kinda doubt they would be very afraid of a pink ghost.
42:27 <Mekkis> do you want me to bring my self-adhesive whiteboard vinyl?
42:29 <Wrothmonk> except for the homophobes, they might be a bit afraid.
42:29 <Avatar> I could go back to officeworks now but I've already been twice this afternoon
42:35 <Avatar> sure
43:07 <Avatar> might try get out of work early tomorrow
43:18 <Avatar> andrei is aiming to start his game at 6pm, I might do the same
43:23 <Mekkis> do you have a chunk of metal? perhaps a tin, or a computer case?
43:32 <Avatar> no?
43:46 <Mekkis> no?
44:01 <Brunius> Everyone has a chunk of metal
44:07 <Brunius> You aren't using your microwave are you
44:11 <Brunius> take the casing off that
44:14 <Brunius> she'll be right mate
44:18 <Mekkis> side panel of a cheap computer case
44:26 <Steven> i have several chunks of metal... got about 200lbs of iron outside in a pile by my shed.
44:35 <Mekkis> side panel of an expensive computer case
44:49 <Mekkis> side panel of a car door
45:11 <Mekkis> car roof
45:25 <Mekkis> use your neighbour's
47:13 <Avatar> I won't be dismantling my microwave
56:50 <s_gmusic> dammit steven
56:54 <s_gmusic> dammit dammit dammit
57:01 <s_gmusic> >__<
57:04 <Proquar> So, you might be wondering why I logged in....
57:27 <Proquar> We got the boardgame "Munchkin", and I felt nostalgic for Avatar
57:29 <Proquar> :D
59:31 <Steven> sup.
59:33 <Steven> what i do?
59:44 <s_gmusic> pink ghost.
00:02 <Steven> kinda wanna do it huh?
00:26 <Steven> plus if you're playing a game
00:33 <s_gmusic> got the image of a ghost floating up behind the big dumb fighter guy and going "OOOOH.... look at you scrumptious fleshlings. I can't wait to drain your CON!" in a gay lisp.
00:47 <Steven> you can play with it
00:56 <Steven> and someone will be like, this combat is so gay
01:16 <Steven> and you can be like yeah well it bad touches you... 10d6 corrupting touch.
01:23 <s_gmusic> xD
01:39 <Steven> awesome... am i right?
02:04 <Steven> im gonna have to do dishes tomorrow, i have a leaning tower of plates in the kitchen.
02:40 <s_gmusic> I purposefully don't have many dishes, that way I have to do them sooner or not have anything to cook/eat with
03:13 <Steven> i was just being lazy today and its my day to do them, so if i dont we wont have any dishes
49:31 <Mekkis> !spell bless
49:32 <diebot> Mekkis, BLESS enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) cleric 1, paladin 1, inquisitor 1 1 standard action Range: 50 ft.  Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 min./level Save: none SR:yes (harmless)Source: PFRPG Core
49:32 <diebot> Bless fills your allies with courage. Each ally gains a +1 morale bonus on attack rolls and on saving throws against fear effects. Bless counters and dispels bane.
51:12 <Avatar> Tashes!
57:59 <Avatar> well that's rude
59:46 <Steven> came on too strong
00:11 <CQ> Steven: what walmart were you in? like what state?
01:01 <Steven> washington
01:08 <Avatar> maybe I will drop the exclamation next time
01:08 <CQ> did you say anything to them?
01:17 <Avatar> it's true I usually don't use it
01:56 <CQ> i live in alabama >_> that definitely wouldn't have happened without somebody saying something lol
02:38 <Steven> yeah i said some stuff about having some decency, i dont think it sunk in.
03:09 <s_gmusic> so CQ knows what I mean if I were to say that if it happened in NC, some white sheets would be flying.
03:42 <CQ> lol yea
04:05 <CQ> even if it were a man and a woman, somebody would've still said something here too
04:30 <CQ> indecency usually doesn't fly too well here
04:41 <CQ> but especially so for gay people
05:18 <s_gmusic> yup yup.
06:26 <CQ> it's like.. look, you want to be accepted, fine... but that's no license to be disrespectful and lewd
08:19 <Steven> alright, goin to sleep, have fun guys!
08:35 <Steven> tired of bein awake with this migraine.
09:13 <nightdeath> Anyone interested in Silent Tide? Have an onging game now
11:10 <nightdeath> Tier 1-5
16:19 <CQ> nite
18:56 <Avatar> that was fun
29:50 <Avatar> so I got to arcanacon realising I'd left pretty much all the important stuff at home
30:02 <Avatar> including the map and the copy of the scenario I was going to use
30:23 <Avatar> luckily I accidentally made a paper copy as well forgetting that I was planning to use a PDF
30:35 <Avatar> ryan GMing library of the lion on sunday
34:01 <Damalon01> Argh
45:23 <Damalon01> i dont know yet if im gonna be able to make it to sunday, depends how much money i spend friday and saturday
49:30 <Brunius> I think that was time well spent
07:32 <Mekkis> that was great
10:30 <Mekkis> The Viscount Otavio is going to be in so much shit now
10:52 <Brunius> Sounds fun
11:13 <Mekkis> yay for bluff
12:37 <Mekkis> "Who are you?" "I am the Viscount Otavio"
16:01 <Damalon01> seeya tomorro
16:11 <Damalon01> if your at Arcanacon :P
21:58 <Mekkis> so, Brunius....
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34:09 <***> Buffer Playback...
34:10 <***> Playback Complete.
34:20 <Mekkis> So
34:28 <Mekkis> I have about 90 minutes with free booze
35:32 <Steven> scotch
35:37 <Steven> do it up
36:47 <Steven> so im fairly happy about the change to Crane wing.
37:43 <Steven> I am not enthused that while fixing the crane wing stupidity we were experiencing they broke crane reposit
38:39 <Steven> so now they need to fix crane reposte so it still works.
39:36 <Mekkis> it's a bit early for scotch, isn't it?
39:49 <Steven> ...
39:53 <Steven> light weight
40:48 <Mekkis> what are good 6th level spells
40:55 <Mekkis> when fighting devils
41:52 <Steven> arcane or divine?
43:18 <Mekkis> arcane
43:22 <Mekkis> also: 11th level feat
43:27 <Mekkis> I'm thinking Quicken Spell
46:17 <Mekkis> !hp 5d6m3+6d6m2
46:18 <diebot> Mekkis, 73
47:10 <Mekkis> !rspell 6
47:15 <diebot> Mekkis, ACID FOG conjuration (creation[acid]) sorcerer/wizard 6, magus 6 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)  Comp: V, S, M (powdered peas and an animal hoof) Duration: 1 round/level Save: none SR:noSource: PFRPG Core
47:15 <diebot> Acid fog creates a billowing mass of misty vapors like the solid fog spell. In addition to slowing down creatures and obscuring sight, this spell's vapors are highly acidic. Each round on your turn, starting when you cast the spell, the fog deals 2d6 points of acid damage to each creature and object within it.
47:18 <Mekkis> !rspell 6
47:19 <diebot> Mekkis, GETAWAY conjuration (teleportation[]) bard 6, sorcerer/wizard 6 1 minute Range: unlimited you and one willing creature/2 levels, all of which must be within 30 feet of you Comp: V, S, M (a brass doorknob) Duration: 1 hour/level Save: none SR:noSource: APG
47:20 <diebot> Getaway teleports you and allies you designate at the time of casting to a predetermined location. You must initially cast the spell at that location-all creatures affected by the spell must be present at that time and within 30 feet of you. At any time before the spell's duration expires, you may trigger the spell as a swift action. At this time,
47:20 <diebot> all affected creatures (or their remains and gear) within 30 feet of you are teleported to the location where you first cast the spell. Creatures more than 30 feet away from you are left behind. Selected creatures within 30 feet of you who do not wish to travel with you at that time can simply choose not to go. You can be transported any distance
47:20 <diebot> within a plane but cannot travel between planes.
49:02 <Mekkis> !spell legend lore
49:07 <diebot> Mekkis, LEGEND LORE divination ([]) bard 4, sorcerer/wizard 6, witch 6, inquisitor 6 see text Range: personal you Comp: V, S, M (incense worth 250 gp), F (four pieces of ivory worth 50 gp each) Duration: see text Save:  SR:Source: PFRPG Core
49:07 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/legend_lore.html
49:39 <Mekkis> !spell Analyze Dweomer
49:40 <diebot> Mekkis, ANALYZE DWEOMER divination ([]) bard 6, sorcerer/wizard 6, witch 6, alchemist 6 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one object or creature per caster level Comp: V, S, F (a ruby and gold lens worth 1,500 gp) Duration: 1 round/level Save: none or Will negates; see text SR:noSource: PFRPG Core
49:40 <diebot> You can observe magical auras. Each round, you may examine a single creature or object that you can see as a free action. In the case of a magic item, you learn its functions (including any curse effects), how to activate its functions (if appropriate), and how many charges are left (if it uses charges). In the case of an object or creature with
49:40 <diebot> active spells cast upon it, you learn each spell, its effect, and its caster level. An attended object may attempt a Will save to resist this effect if its holder so desires. If the save succeeds, you learn nothing about the object except what you can discern by looking at it. An object that makes its save cannot be affected by any other analyze
49:40 <diebot> dweomer spells for 24 hours. Analyze dweomer does not function when used on an artifact.
49:51 <Steven> i like repulsion for defensive purposes, unwilling shield utility, and i guess flesh to stone for offensive.
50:07 <Mekkis> I need to start by choosing a Divination spell
50:37 <Mekkis> there are four
50:55 <Steven> true seeing?
50:56 <Mekkis> Legend Lore, True Seeing, Analyse Dwemer, and Named bullet, greater
51:03 <Mekkis> !spell true seeing
51:05 <diebot> Mekkis, TRUE SEEING divination ([]) cleric 5, druid 7, sorcerer/wizard 6, alchemist 6, summoner 5, witch 6, inquisitor 5, magus 6 1 standard action Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S, M (an eye ointment that costs 250 gp) Duration: 1 min./level Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)Source: PFRPG Core
51:05 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/true_seeing.html
51:07 <Mekkis> !spell Named bullet, greater
51:09 <diebot> Mekkis, NAMED BULLET, GREATER divination ([]) inquisitor 6, ranger 4, sorcerer/wizard 6, witch 6 1 standard action Range: touch one piece of ammunition or one thrown weapon Comp: V, S, M/DF (an item from the selected creature or creature type) Duration: 10 minutes/level or until discharged Save: Will negates (harmless, object) SR:yes
51:09 <diebot> (harmless, object)Source: Ultimate Combat
51:09 <diebot> This spell functions like named bullet, except it deals 2 extra points of damage per caster level (maximum 40).
51:22 <Steven> if you've got a gunslinger or manage to get a firearm named bullet is pretty cool
51:30 <Mekkis> I know
51:43 <Mekkis> with &abundant ammunition
52:00 <diebot> ABUNDANT AMMUNITION conjuration (summoning[]) bard 1, cleric 1, ranger 1, sorcerer/wizard 1 1 standard action Range:  one container touched Comp: V, S, M/DF (a single piece of ammunition) Duration: 1 minute/level Save: none SR:no
52:00 <diebot> When cast on a container such as a quiver or a pouch that contains nonmagical ammunition or shuriken (including masterwork ammunition or shuriken), at the start of each round this spell replaces any ammunition taken from the container the round before. The ammunition taken from the container the round before vanishes. If, after casting this spell,
52:00 <diebot> you cast a spell that enhances projectiles, such as align weapon or greater magic weapon, on the same container, all projectiles this spell conjures are affected by that spell.
52:10 <Mekkis> problem is the material component
52:20 <Mekkis> Quickened See invis
55:23 <Mekkis> !spell blood money
55:24 <diebot> Mekkis, BLOOD MONEY transmutation ([]) magus 1, sorcerer/wizard 1, witch 1 1 swift action Range: 0 ft.  Comp: V, S Duration: Instantaneous Save:  SR:Source: RotRL-AE-Appendix
55:24 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/blood_money.html
55:55 <Steven> its too bad you dont have the reduce metamagic thing
56:10 <Mekkis> looking at getting a Staff of the Master
57:37 <Steven> what would you cast with it?
57:55 <Mekkis> quickened spells
58:08 <Steven> yeah which necro spell?
58:16 <Mekkis> do the need to be necro spells?
58:21 <Mekkis> !item staff of the master
58:23 <diebot> Mekkis, STAFF OF THE MASTER [moderate necromancy] CL:8 none 30000gp, 5lb
58:24 <diebot> Often given as gifts to apprentices upon reaching the rank of master, these staves come in eight different varieties, one for each school of magic. This particular staff is for the school of necromancy. Aside from acting as a +1/+1 quarterstaff, this staff allows use of the following spells: • Ray of enfeeblement (1 charge) • Spectral hand (1
58:24 <diebot> charge) • Vampiric touch (2 charges) In addition, this staff can be used to cast spells using any metamagic feats known by the wielder without increasing the spell's level. This consumes a number of charges equal to the number of spell levels increased by the feat. No more than one feat can be applied to a spell cast by the wielder in this way.
58:24 <diebot> Using the staff for this purpose does not increase the casting time of the spell. Source: Ultimate Equipment
58:47 <Steven> gonna wave a fatigue black tenticles?
58:54 <Mekkis> nah
59:00 <Mekkis> I'm not a douche
59:00 <Steven> cause i've done that a few times, pretty fun.
59:07 <Mekkis> cause you're a douche
59:33 <Steven> well, i suppose i shoudl kick it up a notch and just not help ya anymore then.
59:49 * Steven goes back to watching a movie.
59:59 <Mekkis> !spell veil
00:00 <diebot> Mekkis, VEIL illusion (glamer[]) bard 6, sorcerer/wizard 6 1 standard action Range: long (400 ft. + 40 ft./level) one or more creatures, no two of which can be more than 30 ft. apart Comp: V, S Duration: concentration + 1 hour/level Save: Will negates; see text SR:yes; see textSource: PFRPG Core
00:00 <diebot> You instantly change the appearance of the subjects and then maintain that appearance for the spell's duration. You can make the subjects appear to be anything you wish. The subjects look, feel, and smell just like the creatures the spell makes them resemble. Affected creatures resume their normal appearances if slain. You must succeed on a
00:01 <diebot> Disguise check to duplicate the appearance of a specific individual. This spell gives you a +10 bonus on the check. Unwilling targets can negate the spell's effect on them by making Will saves or with spell resistance. Those who interact with the subjects can attempt Will disbelief saves to see through the glamer, but spell resistance doesn't help.
00:15 <Mekkis> !spell transformation
00:16 <diebot> Mekkis, TRANSFORMATION transmutation ([]) sorcerer/wizard 6, alchemist 6, witch 6, magus 6 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S, M (a potion of bull's strength, which you drink and whose effects are subsumed by the spell effects) Duration: 1 round/level Save:  SR:Source: PFRPG Core
00:17 <diebot> You become a fighting machine- stronger, tougher, faster, and more skilled in combat. Your mindset changes so that you relish combat and you can't cast spells, even from magic items. You gain a +4 enhancement bonus to Strength, Dexterity, and Constitution, a +4 natural armor bonus to AC, a +5 competence bonus on Fortitude saves, and proficiency
00:17 <diebot> with all simple and martial weapons. Your base attack bonus equals your character level (which may give you multiple attacks). You lose your spellcasting ability, including your ability to use spell activation or spell completion magic items, just as if the spells were no longer on your class list.
00:29 <Mekkis> !spell Form of the Dragon I
00:30 <diebot> Mekkis, FORM OF THE DRAGON I transmutation (polymorph[]) sorcerer/wizard 6, alchemist 6, magus 6 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S, M (a scale of the dragon type you plan to assume) Duration: 1 min./level Save: see below SR:noSource: PFRPG Core
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01:38 <Mekkis> !spell 
01:39 <diebot> Mekkis, AID enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) cleric 2, inquisitor 2, alchemist 2 1 standard action Range: touch living creature touched Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 min./level Save: none SR:yes (harmless)Source: PFRPG Core
01:39 <diebot> Aid grants the target a +1 morale bonus on attack rolls and saves against fear effects, plus temporary hit points equal to 1d8 + caster level (to a maximum of 1d8+10 temporary hit points at caster level 10th).
01:46 <Mekkis> !spell Genius Avaricious
01:47 <diebot> Mekkis, GENIUS AVARICIOUS conjuration (creation[evil]) cleric 6, sorcerer/wizard 6 10 minutes Range: touch  Comp: V, S, M (valuable offerings; see text), F (one gold coin) Duration: instantaneous (see text) Save: none SR:noSource: AP 30
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02:51 <Mekkis> !spell acid fog
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03:34 <Mekkis> !spell acid fog
03:40 <diebot> Mekkis, ACID FOG conjuration (creation[acid]) sorcerer/wizard 6, magus 6 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)  Comp: V, S, M (powdered peas and an animal hoof) Duration: 1 round/level Save: none SR:noSource: PFRPG Core
03:40 <diebot> Acid fog creates a billowing mass of misty vapors like the solid fog spell. In addition to slowing down creatures and obscuring sight, this spell's vapors are highly acidic. Each round on your turn, starting when you cast the spell, the fog deals 2d6 points of acid damage to each creature and object within it.
04:29 <Mekkis> !spell Heroism, Greater
04:30 <diebot> Mekkis, HEROISM, GREATER enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) bard 5, sorcerer/wizard 6, summoner 5, witch 6 1 standard action Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S Duration: 1 min./level Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)Source: PFRPG Core
04:30 <diebot> This spell functions like heroism, except the creature gains a +4 morale bonus on attack rolls, saves, and skill checks, immunity to fear effects, and temporary hit points equal to your caster level (maximum 20).
04:35 <Mekkis> !spell contingency
04:36 <diebot> Mekkis, CONTINGENCY evocation ([]) sorcerer/wizard 6 at least 10 minutes; see text Range: personal you Comp: V, S, M (quicksilver and an eyelash of a spell-using creature), F (ivory statuette of you worth 1,500 gp) Duration: 1 day/level or until discharged Save:  SR:Source: PFRPG Core
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06:07 <Mekkis> !spell Path Of The Winds
06:08 <diebot> Mekkis, PATH OF THE WINDS evocation ([air]) druid 6, sorcerer/wizard 6 1 standard action Range: 100 ft.  Comp: V, S, Duration: concentration + 1 round Save: Fortitude negates SR:yesSource: Advanced Race Guide
06:09 <diebot> With a sweeping gesture, you call forth mighty winds to clear a path ahead of you. The winds are the equivalent of a windstorm (Core Rulebook 439). During the first round of the spell, the winds sweep the designated area clear of anything of Small or smaller size, blowing it outward to the sides of the spell's effect (50% chance of landing on
06:09 <diebot> either side). You may move within the effect without penalty, though all other creatures are subject to the wind's effects. On the second and all later rounds of the spell, the edges of the effect are treated as a wind wall. If the effect includes a body of water or other liquid, the winds create a channel up to 40 feet deep into the surface of the
06:09 <diebot> liquid. On your turn as a move action, you can move the effect of this spell, either rotating it at one of its ends up to 45 degrees, or moving it up to 50 feet in line with its current orientation (toward you or away from you).
07:08 <Mekkis> !spell Beast Shape IV
07:09 <diebot> Mekkis, BEAST SHAPE IV transmutation (polymorph[]) sorcerer/wizard 6, alchemist 6, magus 6 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S, M (a piece of the creature whose form you plan to assume) Duration: 1 min./level Save:  SR:Source: PFRPG Core
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16:10 <Mekkis> !feat power attack
16:13 <diebot> Mekkis, POWER ATTACK [Combat]Prereq:  Str 13, base attack bonus +1.  You can make exceptionally deadly melee attacks by sacrificing accuracy for strength.
16:13 <diebot> Benefit:  You can choose to take a –1 penalty on all melee attack rolls and combat maneuver checks to gain a +2 bonus on all melee damage rolls. This bonus to damage is increased by half (+50%) if you are making an attack with a two-handed weapon, a one handed weapon using two hands, or a primary natural weapon that adds 1-1/2 times your
16:14 <diebot> Strength modifier on damage rolls. This bonus to damage is halved (–50%) if you are making an attack with an off-hand weapon or secondary natural weapon. When your base attack bonus reaches +4, and every 4 points thereafter, the penalty increases by –1 and the bonus to damage increases by +2. You must choose to use this feat before making an
16:14 <diebot> attack roll, and its effects last until your next turn. The bonus damage does not apply to touch attacks or effects that do not deal hit point damage. Source: Core
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31:58 <Steven> tasty tasty net split
19:22 <Mekkis> Steven, I'm hoping that they haven't already sent the document to the printers
19:59 <Steven> meh, i dont use it so it effects me not at all
20:33 <Mekkis> they only issue errata when they do a new print run, which IMO is stupid.
22:51 <Mekkis> it's a SOCIETY, Steven. What affects your players, affects you
23:06 <Steven> commy
23:19 <Mekkis> libertarian
24:06 <Yiroep> Lmao.
24:51 <Steven> what affects my players doesnt affect me, I get a chronicle sheet no matter what lol.
24:52 <Yiroep> I have a Crane style chain character. I always found it too good, so I agree with the change. But yes, it's dumb that they probably started printing it with Riposte being broken.
25:50 <Mekkis> Steven, until one of your players brings one to your table, which will definitely affect how she feels during the session
27:03 <Steven> you greatly overestimate my ability to care.
28:15 <Mekkis> perhaps my views of the responsibilities of a Venture-Officer are misjudged.
28:20 <Steven> oh no your ridiculously overpowered feat coupled with your AC in the mid 30s low 40s has been nerfed... let me feel bad for you.
28:53 <Mekkis> it's the Riposte that I was referring to
29:31 <Steven> meh, i would go with specific trumps general, so riposte would still let you make an AoO.
29:43 <Steven> on a deflected attack.
29:44 <Mekkis> under what condition?
29:53 <Steven> RAI
29:57 <Mekkis> while you're in full-defence?
30:29 <Steven> until they clarify the intention of how its supposed to work thats how i would rule it.
31:35 <Steven> I kinda wanna buy the game Rust
55:29 <Theta> Meh. I can make a fighter that has an AC of 30+ by level 3.
59:31 <Steven> but can you make a fighter that has an AC of 30 by level 3 and can deflect an attack each round.
59:46 <Steven> thats why cranewing was given the boot.
59:56 <Steven> or rather nerfed significantly
15:02 <Theta> yes. actually. shield feats
18:15 <Theta> Missile Shield.
18:31 <Theta> not sure how to make the bot pop out feat descriptors
18:52 <Steven> !missile Shield
18:57 <Steven> !feat missile shield
18:57 <diebot> Steven, MISSILE SHIELD [Combat]Prereq:  Dex 13, Shield Focus.  You are skilled at deflecting ranged attacks with your shield.
18:58 <diebot> Benefit:  You must be using a light, heavy, or tower shield to use this feat. Once per round when you would normally be hit with an attack from a ranged weapon (not including spell effects, natural attacks, or massive ranged weapons), you may deflect it so that you take no damage, as if you had the Deflect Arrows feat. You must be aware of the
18:58 <diebot> attack and not flat-footed. Source: APG
19:14 <Steven> thats not crazy
20:15 <Theta> or just the deflect arrows feat
21:40 <Theta> I've got a Fighter that if I ever use him would have 32 AC at level 3. His only purpose is to stand next to someone and antagonize them into fighting him. 
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22:06 <Mekkis> Brunius, you around?
22:20 <Theta> Just because it amuses me to use Monty Python insults while making the diplomacy check
31:38 <Brunius> nope
31:46 <Brunius> well, not around at arc
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33:34 <Mekkis> did you get the SMS
33:43 <Mekkis> Is Bairaq too weak?
34:01 <Mekkis> Can he suffer the existence of such people?
34:15 <Mekkis> Does he use facebook&twitter to spy?
34:26 <Mekkis> Can we call that spying?!!
34:46 <Mekkis> Is he qualified to wear the name 'paladin'?
37:08 <Mekkis> Also, Brunius, what do you think of the name Unaipon?
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42:56 <Mekkis> !hp 9d6m3
42:58 <diebot> Mekkis, 65
44:03 <Mekkis> hmm... Feat for my sorcerer
44:56 <Mekkis> Considering: some metamagic feat; point blank shot; weapon focus (ranged touch attack)
50:42 <Mekkis> hmm... Can Varisian Tattoo be taken multiple times?
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23:24 <Mekkis> !spell suppress charms and compulsions
23:25 <diebot> Mekkis, SUPPRES CHARMS AND COMPULSIONS abjuration ([]) bard 2, cleric 2, paladin 2, sorcerer/wizard 2 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature plus one additional creature per 4 levels, no two of which can be more than 30 ft. apart Comp: V, S Duration: 10 minutes; see text Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes
23:26 <diebot> (harmless)Source: Andoran
23:26 <diebot> As remove fear, except the targets gain a +4 morale bonus on saves against charm and compulsion effects, and charms and compulsions in effect on the targets are suppressed for the duration of the spell.
23:56 <Mekkis> !spell emergency force sphere?
23:57 <diebot> Mekkis, EMERGENCY FORCE SPHERE evocation ([force]) sorcerer/wizard 4 1 immediate action Range: 5 ft.  Comp: V Duration: 1 round/level Save: None SR:NoSource: Cheliax Empire Of Devils
23:58 <diebot> As wall of force, except you create a hemispherical dome of force with hardness 20 and a number of hit points equal to 10 per caster level. The bottom edge of the dome forms a relatively watertight space if you are standing on a reasonably flat surface. The dome shape means that falling debris (such as rocks from a collapsing ceiling) tend to
23:58 <diebot> tumble to the side and pile up around the base of the dome. If you make a DC 20 Craft (stonemasonry), Knowledge (engineering), or Profession (architect or engineer) check, the debris is stable enough that it retains its dome-like configuration when the spell ends, otherwise it collapses. Normally this spell is used to buy time for dealing with
23:58 <diebot> avalanches, floods, and rockslides, though it is also handy in dealing with ambushes.
25:19 <Mekkis> !spell phantom steed
25:21 <diebot> Mekkis, PHANTOM STEED conjuration (creation[]) bard 3, sorcerer/wizard 3, summoner 2, magus 3 10 minutes Range: 0 ft.  Comp: V, S Duration: 1 hour/level Save: none SR:noSource: PFRPG Core
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40:25 <Mekkis> !spell pilfering hand
40:31 <Mekkis> Ulzef, I'm on my way
40:32 <Avatar> printing some pages then I'm on my way
40:33 <diebot> Mekkis, PILFERING HAND evocation ([force]) bard 2, cleric 2, magus 2, sorcerer/wizard 2 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one object Comp: S Duration: see text Save: none SR:yes (object)Source: Ultimate Combat
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40:38 <Mekkis> trains just suck
40:52 <Mekkis> Will be there within 20 minutes, assuming checking to accom doesn't take ages
44:13 <Ulzef> cool cool
44:31 <Mekkis> fyi, business class is massively overrated
47:45 <Avatar> on my way in, should be about 20
47:46 <Ulzef> yeah figured
47:46 <Ulzef> kk
48:29 <Mekkis> Avatar, can you pick me up from South Yarra, Toorak Road?
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53:38 <Mekkis> it's about a 800m walk
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59:26 <Avatar> crane wing was way overdue for a nerf
59:35 <Brunius> Ja
00:11 <Yiroep> I think most people agree on that.
00:18 <Yiroep> It's just...they didn't change riposte at all.
10:37 <Avatar> not yet
10:43 <Avatar> they made a mistake, big deal
10:46 <Avatar> they will get onto it
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22:26 <Steven> yeah some hard ass GMs will be like no you dont get to make an AoO off of it, because you total defenced.
22:52 <Steven> actively trying to sabotage their players
23:24 <Steven> some people will think you can only reposte a deflected attack while doing the +4AC thing
23:40 <Steven> which is decent
24:14 <Steven> and then there will be people like me who think, fuck it, you total defensed i dont mind you taking an AoO on a deflected attack
24:39 <Steven> YMMV ya know
25:59 <Steven> i got into a discussion with a GM about softballing encounters.
26:29 <Steven> cause i threw a table of 3 brand new players at him.
26:32 <Steven> and told him to softball
26:41 <Yiroep> I've been called a softball GM for following tactics.
26:48 <Steven> me too!
27:10 <Steven> i followed tactics exactly, because they didnt create an invalidation of them.
27:27 <Steven> and then after the game they were like that could have been much worse if steve didnt softball
27:35 <Steven> and i was like... followed to the letter.
28:17 <Yiroep> "You didn't icy prison everyone? Softball."
28:25 <Yiroep> Not to mention the tactics only say to icy prison one person...
29:11 <Steven> yeah
30:00 <Steven> mine was she only casts a spell once, then tries to summon, then uses a dagger if she gets backed into a corner
30:36 <Steven> so they disrupted the casting spell, dispelled the summon midcast, and surrounded her so she pulled her dagger
30:49 <Steven> where she fought to the death...
30:52 <Steven> in one round
31:13 <Steven> she raced to that negative hp.
34:41 <Steven> SO... go figure
34:46 <Steven> i made another broken as fuck character
36:19 <Avatar> why
36:27 <Steven> i was bored.
37:07 <Steven> i should make a summoner thats absolutely horrible.
37:31 <Steven> since they are largely considered to be the most broken of characters.
44:39 <Yiroep> I thought of making a summoner where the eidolon DOESN'T melee.
44:50 <Yiroep> Maybe a UMD monkey or archer.
45:15 <Yiroep> If I do UMD monkey, I would probably go first worlder, though, to have summons and eidolon out, Yeahyah.
48:24 <Yiroep> Although the eidolon does have less HP, but that's fine. #firstworlderproblems
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53:14 <dwight> hey guys
53:19 <dwight> yup, its me again
53:28 <dwight> dont mind me
53:36 <dwight> im just getting my daily dose 
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53:58 <dwight> head banger mofossssssssss
54:11 <dwight> in da houseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
54:11 <dwight> adios
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54:16 <dwight> oh yeh
54:35 <dwight> my psychiatrist said this is good stress relief
54:44 <dwight> and said my stress levels are down
54:49 <dwight> then said
55:03 <dwight> whatevr it is your doing, do it more often
55:17 <dwight> so   u will see a lot more of me guys
55:17 <dwight> thanks guys
55:18 <dwight> bye guys
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36:03 <Mekkis> !spell comprehend languages
36:06 <diebot> Mekkis, COMPREHEND LANGUAGES divination ([]) bard 1, cleric 1, sorcerer/wizard 1, witch 1, inquisitor 1, alchemist 1 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S, M/DF (pinch of soot and salt) Duration: 10 min./level Save:  SR:Source: PFRPG Core
36:07 <diebot> You can understand the spoken words of creatures or read otherwise incomprehensible written messages. The ability to read does not necessarily impart insight into the material, merely its literal meaning. The spell enables you to understand or read an unknown language, not speak or write it. Written material can be read at the rate of one page (250
36:07 <diebot> words) per minute. Magical writing cannot be read, though the spell reveals that it is magical. This spell can be foiled by certain warding magic (such as the secret page and illusory script spells). It does not decipher codes or reveal messages concealed in otherwise normal text. Comprehend languages can be made permanent with a permanency spell.
45:44 <Mekkis> !spell sift
45:53 <diebot> Mekkis, SIFT divination ([]) bard 0, inquisitor 0 1 standard action Range: 30 ft.  Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous Save: none SR:noSource: APG
45:53 <diebot> You examine an area at range as if you were searching for fine details with the Perception skill. Make a Perception check with a -5 penalty, modified as normal for conditions. No penalty is applied for distance. Apply the result against the DC for any hidden features, such as secret doors, traps, or hidden treasure. You must be able to see the area
45:53 <diebot> you are attempting to search, and you only find details that can be perceived with sight or touch. Sift detects only objects and features, not actual creatures.
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05:58 <GTang> Sup
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59:19 <Steven> QUICK! a name thats demonic sounding for an evil plant creature go!
36:00 <Mekkis> So
36:08 <Mekkis> I have about 90 minutes with free booze
37:10 <Steven> scotch
37:15 <Steven> do it up
41:14 <Mekkis> it's a bit early for scotch, isn't it?
41:27 <Steven> ...
41:31 <Steven> light weight
42:27 <Mekkis> what are good 6th level spells
42:34 <Mekkis> when fighting devils
43:31 <Steven> arcane or divine?
44:57 <Mekkis> arcane
45:01 <Mekkis> also: 11th level feat
45:06 <Mekkis> I'm thinking Quicken Spell
47:56 <Mekkis> !hp 5d6m3+6d6m2
47:57 <diebot> Mekkis, 73
48:49 <Mekkis> !rspell 6
48:53 <diebot> Mekkis, ACID FOG conjuration (creation[acid]) sorcerer/wizard 6, magus 6 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)  Comp: V, S, M (powdered peas and an animal hoof) Duration: 1 round/level Save: none SR:noSource: PFRPG Core
48:53 <diebot> Acid fog creates a billowing mass of misty vapors like the solid fog spell. In addition to slowing down creatures and obscuring sight, this spell's vapors are highly acidic. Each round on your turn, starting when you cast the spell, the fog deals 2d6 points of acid damage to each creature and object within it.
48:57 <Mekkis> !rspell 6
48:58 <diebot> Mekkis, GETAWAY conjuration (teleportation[]) bard 6, sorcerer/wizard 6 1 minute Range: unlimited you and one willing creature/2 levels, all of which must be within 30 feet of you Comp: V, S, M (a brass doorknob) Duration: 1 hour/level Save: none SR:noSource: APG
48:58 <diebot> Getaway teleports you and allies you designate at the time of casting to a predetermined location. You must initially cast the spell at that location-all creatures affected by the spell must be present at that time and within 30 feet of you. At any time before the spell's duration expires, you may trigger the spell as a swift action. At this time,
48:58 <diebot> all affected creatures (or their remains and gear) within 30 feet of you are teleported to the location where you first cast the spell. Creatures more than 30 feet away from you are left behind. Selected creatures within 30 feet of you who do not wish to travel with you at that time can simply choose not to go. You can be transported any distance
48:58 <diebot> within a plane but cannot travel between planes.
50:41 <Mekkis> !spell legend lore
50:45 <diebot> Mekkis, LEGEND LORE divination ([]) bard 4, sorcerer/wizard 6, witch 6, inquisitor 6 see text Range: personal you Comp: V, S, M (incense worth 250 gp), F (four pieces of ivory worth 50 gp each) Duration: see text Save:  SR:Source: PFRPG Core
50:45 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/legend_lore.html
51:17 <Mekkis> !spell Analyze Dweomer
51:18 <diebot> Mekkis, ANALYZE DWEOMER divination ([]) bard 6, sorcerer/wizard 6, witch 6, alchemist 6 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one object or creature per caster level Comp: V, S, F (a ruby and gold lens worth 1,500 gp) Duration: 1 round/level Save: none or Will negates; see text SR:noSource: PFRPG Core
51:19 <diebot> You can observe magical auras. Each round, you may examine a single creature or object that you can see as a free action. In the case of a magic item, you learn its functions (including any curse effects), how to activate its functions (if appropriate), and how many charges are left (if it uses charges). In the case of an object or creature with
51:19 <diebot> active spells cast upon it, you learn each spell, its effect, and its caster level. An attended object may attempt a Will save to resist this effect if its holder so desires. If the save succeeds, you learn nothing about the object except what you can discern by looking at it. An object that makes its save cannot be affected by any other analyze
51:19 <diebot> dweomer spells for 24 hours. Analyze dweomer does not function when used on an artifact.
51:29 <Steven> i like repulsion for defensive purposes, unwilling shield utility, and i guess flesh to stone for offensive.
51:46 <Mekkis> I need to start by choosing a Divination spell
52:16 <Mekkis> there are four
52:33 <Steven> true seeing?
52:35 <Mekkis> Legend Lore, True Seeing, Analyse Dwemer, and Named bullet, greater
52:42 <Mekkis> !spell true seeing
52:43 <diebot> Mekkis, TRUE SEEING divination ([]) cleric 5, druid 7, sorcerer/wizard 6, alchemist 6, summoner 5, witch 6, inquisitor 5, magus 6 1 standard action Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S, M (an eye ointment that costs 250 gp) Duration: 1 min./level Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)Source: PFRPG Core
52:43 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/true_seeing.html
52:46 <Mekkis> !spell Named bullet, greater
52:47 <diebot> Mekkis, NAMED BULLET, GREATER divination ([]) inquisitor 6, ranger 4, sorcerer/wizard 6, witch 6 1 standard action Range: touch one piece of ammunition or one thrown weapon Comp: V, S, M/DF (an item from the selected creature or creature type) Duration: 10 minutes/level or until discharged Save: Will negates (harmless, object) SR:yes
52:47 <diebot> (harmless, object)Source: Ultimate Combat
52:47 <diebot> This spell functions like named bullet, except it deals 2 extra points of damage per caster level (maximum 40).
53:00 <Steven> if you've got a gunslinger or manage to get a firearm named bullet is pretty cool
53:09 <Mekkis> I know
53:22 <Mekkis> with &abundant ammunition
53:38 <diebot> ABUNDANT AMMUNITION conjuration (summoning[]) bard 1, cleric 1, ranger 1, sorcerer/wizard 1 1 standard action Range:  one container touched Comp: V, S, M/DF (a single piece of ammunition) Duration: 1 minute/level Save: none SR:no
53:38 <diebot> When cast on a container such as a quiver or a pouch that contains nonmagical ammunition or shuriken (including masterwork ammunition or shuriken), at the start of each round this spell replaces any ammunition taken from the container the round before. The ammunition taken from the container the round before vanishes. If, after casting this spell,
53:38 <diebot> you cast a spell that enhances projectiles, such as align weapon or greater magic weapon, on the same container, all projectiles this spell conjures are affected by that spell.
53:48 <Mekkis> problem is the material component
53:59 <Mekkis> Quickened See invis
57:02 <Mekkis> !spell blood money
57:02 <diebot> Mekkis, BLOOD MONEY transmutation ([]) magus 1, sorcerer/wizard 1, witch 1 1 swift action Range: 0 ft.  Comp: V, S Duration: Instantaneous Save:  SR:Source: RotRL-AE-Appendix
57:03 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/blood_money.html
57:33 <Steven> its too bad you dont have the reduce metamagic thing
57:49 <Mekkis> looking at getting a Staff of the Master
59:15 <Steven> what would you cast with it?
59:34 <Mekkis> quickened spells
59:46 <Steven> yeah which necro spell?
59:55 <Mekkis> do the need to be necro spells?
59:59 <Mekkis> !item staff of the master
00:02 <diebot> Mekkis, STAFF OF THE MASTER [moderate necromancy] CL:8 none 30000gp, 5lb
00:02 <diebot> Often given as gifts to apprentices upon reaching the rank of master, these staves come in eight different varieties, one for each school of magic. This particular staff is for the school of necromancy. Aside from acting as a +1/+1 quarterstaff, this staff allows use of the following spells: • Ray of enfeeblement (1 charge) • Spectral hand (1
00:02 <diebot> charge) • Vampiric touch (2 charges) In addition, this staff can be used to cast spells using any metamagic feats known by the wielder without increasing the spell's level. This consumes a number of charges equal to the number of spell levels increased by the feat. No more than one feat can be applied to a spell cast by the wielder in this way.
00:02 <diebot> Using the staff for this purpose does not increase the casting time of the spell. Source: Ultimate Equipment
00:25 <Steven> gonna wave a fatigue black tenticles?
00:33 <Mekkis> nah
00:38 <Mekkis> I'm not a douche
00:39 <Steven> cause i've done that a few times, pretty fun.
00:46 <Mekkis> cause you're a douche
01:11 <Steven> well, i suppose i shoudl kick it up a notch and just not help ya anymore then.
01:27 * Steven goes back to watching a movie.
01:38 <Mekkis> !spell veil
01:39 <diebot> Mekkis, VEIL illusion (glamer[]) bard 6, sorcerer/wizard 6 1 standard action Range: long (400 ft. + 40 ft./level) one or more creatures, no two of which can be more than 30 ft. apart Comp: V, S Duration: concentration + 1 hour/level Save: Will negates; see text SR:yes; see textSource: PFRPG Core
01:39 <diebot> You instantly change the appearance of the subjects and then maintain that appearance for the spell's duration. You can make the subjects appear to be anything you wish. The subjects look, feel, and smell just like the creatures the spell makes them resemble. Affected creatures resume their normal appearances if slain. You must succeed on a
01:39 <diebot> Disguise check to duplicate the appearance of a specific individual. This spell gives you a +10 bonus on the check. Unwilling targets can negate the spell's effect on them by making Will saves or with spell resistance. Those who interact with the subjects can attempt Will disbelief saves to see through the glamer, but spell resistance doesn't help.
01:54 <Mekkis> !spell transformation
01:55 <diebot> Mekkis, TRANSFORMATION transmutation ([]) sorcerer/wizard 6, alchemist 6, witch 6, magus 6 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S, M (a potion of bull's strength, which you drink and whose effects are subsumed by the spell effects) Duration: 1 round/level Save:  SR:Source: PFRPG Core
01:55 <diebot> You become a fighting machine- stronger, tougher, faster, and more skilled in combat. Your mindset changes so that you relish combat and you can't cast spells, even from magic items. You gain a +4 enhancement bonus to Strength, Dexterity, and Constitution, a +4 natural armor bonus to AC, a +5 competence bonus on Fortitude saves, and proficiency
01:55 <diebot> with all simple and martial weapons. Your base attack bonus equals your character level (which may give you multiple attacks). You lose your spellcasting ability, including your ability to use spell activation or spell completion magic items, just as if the spells were no longer on your class list.
02:08 <Mekkis> !spell Form of the Dragon I
02:08 <diebot> Mekkis, FORM OF THE DRAGON I transmutation (polymorph[]) sorcerer/wizard 6, alchemist 6, magus 6 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S, M (a scale of the dragon type you plan to assume) Duration: 1 min./level Save: see below SR:noSource: PFRPG Core
02:09 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/form_of_the_dragon_i.html
03:17 <Mekkis> !spell 
03:17 <diebot> Mekkis, AID enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) cleric 2, inquisitor 2, alchemist 2 1 standard action Range: touch living creature touched Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 min./level Save: none SR:yes (harmless)Source: PFRPG Core
03:18 <diebot> Aid grants the target a +1 morale bonus on attack rolls and saves against fear effects, plus temporary hit points equal to 1d8 + caster level (to a maximum of 1d8+10 temporary hit points at caster level 10th).
03:25 <Mekkis> !spell Genius Avaricious
03:26 <diebot> Mekkis, GENIUS AVARICIOUS conjuration (creation[evil]) cleric 6, sorcerer/wizard 6 10 minutes Range: touch  Comp: V, S, M (valuable offerings; see text), F (one gold coin) Duration: instantaneous (see text) Save: none SR:noSource: AP 30
03:26 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/genius_avaricious.html
05:17 <Mekkis> !spell acid fog
05:18 <diebot> Mekkis, ACID FOG conjuration (creation[acid]) sorcerer/wizard 6, magus 6 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)  Comp: V, S, M (powdered peas and an animal hoof) Duration: 1 round/level Save: none SR:noSource: PFRPG Core
05:18 <diebot> Acid fog creates a billowing mass of misty vapors like the solid fog spell. In addition to slowing down creatures and obscuring sight, this spell's vapors are highly acidic. Each round on your turn, starting when you cast the spell, the fog deals 2d6 points of acid damage to each creature and object within it.
06:07 <Mekkis> !spell Heroism, Greater
06:08 <diebot> Mekkis, HEROISM, GREATER enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) bard 5, sorcerer/wizard 6, summoner 5, witch 6 1 standard action Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S Duration: 1 min./level Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)Source: PFRPG Core
06:08 <diebot> This spell functions like heroism, except the creature gains a +4 morale bonus on attack rolls, saves, and skill checks, immunity to fear effects, and temporary hit points equal to your caster level (maximum 20).
06:13 <Mekkis> !spell contingency
06:14 <diebot> Mekkis, CONTINGENCY evocation ([]) sorcerer/wizard 6 at least 10 minutes; see text Range: personal you Comp: V, S, M (quicksilver and an eyelash of a spell-using creature), F (ivory statuette of you worth 1,500 gp) Duration: 1 day/level or until discharged Save:  SR:Source: PFRPG Core
06:14 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/contingency.html
07:46 <Mekkis> !spell Path Of The Winds
07:47 <diebot> Mekkis, PATH OF THE WINDS evocation ([air]) druid 6, sorcerer/wizard 6 1 standard action Range: 100 ft.  Comp: V, S, Duration: concentration + 1 round Save: Fortitude negates SR:yesSource: Advanced Race Guide
07:47 <diebot> With a sweeping gesture, you call forth mighty winds to clear a path ahead of you. The winds are the equivalent of a windstorm (Core Rulebook 439). During the first round of the spell, the winds sweep the designated area clear of anything of Small or smaller size, blowing it outward to the sides of the spell's effect (50% chance of landing on
07:47 <diebot> either side). You may move within the effect without penalty, though all other creatures are subject to the wind's effects. On the second and all later rounds of the spell, the edges of the effect are treated as a wind wall. If the effect includes a body of water or other liquid, the winds create a channel up to 40 feet deep into the surface of the
07:47 <diebot> liquid. On your turn as a move action, you can move the effect of this spell, either rotating it at one of its ends up to 45 degrees, or moving it up to 50 feet in line with its current orientation (toward you or away from you).
08:47 <Mekkis> !spell Beast Shape IV
08:47 <diebot> Mekkis, BEAST SHAPE IV transmutation (polymorph[]) sorcerer/wizard 6, alchemist 6, magus 6 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S, M (a piece of the creature whose form you plan to assume) Duration: 1 min./level Save:  SR:Source: PFRPG Core
08:48 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/beast_shape_iv.html
17:48 <Mekkis> !feat power attack
17:52 <diebot> Mekkis, POWER ATTACK [Combat]Prereq:  Str 13, base attack bonus +1.  You can make exceptionally deadly melee attacks by sacrificing accuracy for strength.
17:52 <diebot> Benefit:  You can choose to take a –1 penalty on all melee attack rolls and combat maneuver checks to gain a +2 bonus on all melee damage rolls. This bonus to damage is increased by half (+50%) if you are making an attack with a two-handed weapon, a one handed weapon using two hands, or a primary natural weapon that adds 1-1/2 times your
17:52 <diebot> Strength modifier on damage rolls. This bonus to damage is halved (–50%) if you are making an attack with an off-hand weapon or secondary natural weapon. When your base attack bonus reaches +4, and every 4 points thereafter, the penalty increases by –1 and the bonus to damage increases by +2. You must choose to use this feat before making an
17:52 <diebot> attack roll, and its effects last until your next turn. The bonus damage does not apply to touch attacks or effects that do not deal hit point damage. Source: Core
33:37 <Steven> tasty tasty net split
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05:50 <Mekkis> that was great
08:09 <Mekkis> The Viscount Otavio is going to be in so much shit now
09:16 <Brunius> Sounds fun
09:33 <Mekkis> yay for bluff
10:57 <Mekkis> "Who are you?" "I am the Viscount Otavio"
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20:16 <Mekkis> so, Brunius....
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07:09 <Mekkis> business class. Overrated.
23:45 <Mekkis> Brunius, you around?
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33:17 <Brunius> nope
33:24 <Brunius> well, not around at arc
35:15 <Mekkis> did you get the SMS
35:22 <Mekkis> Is Bairaq too weak?
35:40 <Mekkis> Can he suffer the existence of such people?
35:54 <Mekkis> Does he use facebook&twitter to spy?
36:06 <Mekkis> Can we call that spying?!!
36:26 <Mekkis> Is he qualified to wear the name 'paladin'?
38:47 <Mekkis> Also, Brunius, what do you think of the name Unaipon?
44:36 <Mekkis> !hp 9d6m3
44:36 <diebot> Mekkis, 65
45:42 <Mekkis> hmm... Feat for my sorcerer
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46:35 <Mekkis> Considering: some metamagic feat; point blank shot; weapon focus (ranged touch attack)
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