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00:18 <kapow> yeah i saw it
42:01 <Mekkis_x200> should run Year of the Shadow Lodge
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41:16 <kapow> so mekk i have no idea how to run that file
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32:46 <Avatar> when does brunius get back
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32:50 <spider21b> hi!
51:19 <Avatar> yo
05:44 <spider21b> whats up avatar?
35:16 <Avatar> waking up yo
47:24 <spider21b> are you ganster or just pretending?
52:34 <Avatar> I am gangster
52:54 <Avatar> real deal yo
10:53 <spider21b> really?
11:05 <spider21b> do you have your own pulps that tell of your tales?
14:57 <Avatar> no that is lame
27:36 <spider21b> why would you say sir that pulp adventures of your epic quests are lame?
44:55 <Avatar> what
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31:22 <Steven> what up
31:38 <Avatar> sup
32:19 <Steven> just got back from having coffee with my mom
32:29 <Avatar> sounds pretty sweet
34:14 <Steven> it was rediculously sweet
34:36 <Steven> i told the coffee girls i wanted something to drink that didnt taste like coffee and they gave me such a balefull look it was halarious
35:01 <Avatar> I would've given you water
37:23 <Steven> and that would have been an acceptable solution to my order
37:48 <Steven> they instead made me a White chocolate carmal thing.... i only tasted the slightest hint of coffee in it
42:15 <Steven> but now i feel kind of nausious... i dont know how people drink coffee on an empty stomach
42:46 <Steven> luckily my room mate was making BLTs when i came home, so i asked him to make me one too... he is... WOOT WOOT
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11:08 <Steven> mmmmmm BLT
11:12 <Steven> hey zass
11:33 <zass> hello
24:20 <Avatar> zass
24:22 <Avatar> do you play PFS
25:19 <zass> yes
28:41 <Avatar> sweet
28:45 <Avatar> what level characters do you have
28:55 <Avatar> and are you keen to play online
45:10 <Avatar> I don't know where you went ?
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16:54 <Avatar> trust Sutekh
17:11 <Sutekh> Its Trust IN Sutekh
17:20 <Avatar> soz
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31:26 <Avatar> trust ballig
31:56 <Ballig> trust Avatar
33:38 <Sutekh> Considering they are the same person
34:54 <Ballig> you got us, we have been pretending to be two people so that we can play two characters in the same PFS scenarios
35:17 <Avatar> lolz.
41:58 <Sutekh> double the lootz
42:19 <Avatar> that's why ballig never likes uptiering
42:40 <Ballig> well you know, that and I don't want to TPK in the first encounter
42:52 <Avatar> don't want to risk 
47:10 <Sutekh> Uptier Dark Stalker = Ballig Dead
47:25 <Avatar> I reckon we could've done it
47:31 <Ballig> I don't
47:37 <Avatar> I do
47:40 <Ballig> I think we'd have died in the ocean on the way in :p
47:42 <Sutekh> Im with Ballig
47:50 <Avatar> you just have cold feet
48:01 <Ballig> the dark stalker already got me to half HP in two rounds as it was
48:12 <Avatar> yeah and the rest of us were on like full
48:14 <Sutekh> Yeah, God knows what Clerical BS it would of had up tier
48:18 <Sutekh> Harm spells
48:21 <Sutekh> or somesuch
48:24 <Avatar> it's not a challenging encounter unless someone is close to or below 0
48:28 <Ballig> so it's okay if it killed me, as long as my death distracted him enough for you guys to escape? :p
48:33 <Avatar> the rest is fear
48:53 <Ballig> my point is that it would have killed me on uptier in those two rounds
48:59 <Avatar> would it
49:03 <Ballig> yeas
49:08 <Avatar> what was the damage on uptiering
49:13 <Ballig> a lot more
49:17 <Avatar> you don't know how much more
49:17 <Sutekh> If not killed it it would of certainly of killed the Wolf
49:20 <Avatar> you are guessing
49:26 <Avatar> fear
49:41 <Sutekh> Well the sneak probably would of scaled to 6d6
49:50 <Sutekh> plus poison
50:07 <Avatar> you can uptier and have a very decent chance of surviving
50:18 <Sutekh> Having said that Avatar: It will never happen to me again. I just bought a Dayfinder for 10 pp
50:25 <Sutekh> 1 min a day of the daylight spell
50:29 <Sutekh> when I need it
50:34 <Avatar> haha
50:48 <Avatar> scared witless
51:01 <Avatar> in your defence he was a scary guy
51:06 <Sutekh> Thats 2 times now Ive come closs to tangling with a Dark Stalker guy
51:16 <Sutekh> 3rd time I gonna go 'Surprise... Bitch!'
51:34 <Sutekh> and go all Ripley on its ass
53:18 <Avatar> it does deeper darkness at will
53:27 <Avatar> so I'm not entirely sure daylight will help anymore than dispel magic would have
54:29 <Sutekh> I get a round of something
54:32 <Sutekh> better than nothing
54:57 <Avatar> yeah that's what I was going to do and we were all nah we've got better ideas
55:15 <Avatar> I think a round of dispelling it + gunfire would've been a great idea
55:51 <Sutekh> I told you to do it
55:56 <Sutekh> Everyone else was bitchin
56:09 <Avatar> sounds like you were bitchin ballig
56:16 <Avatar> I don't think rigby was because he barely said a word
59:35 <Sutekh> lol.. yeah he messaged me about that whole dick thing
59:49 <Sutekh> Think he was a little shocked/ weirded out
00:01 <Avatar> I was a little shocked/weirded out
00:16 <Avatar> that really took away from the game
03:09 <Ballig> he does the same melee damage in the higher tier, but with much higher attack bonuses
03:17 <Ballig> so instead of hitting me three times, he would have hit me six times
03:23 <Ballig> (three attacks per round)
04:39 <Ballig> in the higher tier he casts silence
05:36 <Sutekh> nice
08:40 <Mekkis> heightened continual flame (4th)
11:00 <Sutekh> A) Someone has to have the heightened spell metamagic feat (unlikely) and Continual Flame memorised (and unless you are selling them to other players) you are unlikely to have that memorised too
11:31 <Sutekh> esp if you got a party full of diet coke I only do combat sorcs
12:32 <Avatar> that's considerably cheaper
12:41 <Avatar> can you get a spellcasting service done with heightened continual flame on something
12:45 <Avatar> for 40gp
12:57 <Mekkis> Sutekh, Mort DOES
13:00 <Ballig> you can keep continual flame through scenarios
13:16 <Sutekh> Can you keep a Heightened Continual Flame though?
13:24 <Sutekh> Im not so sure
13:30 <Ballig> why would heightened make any difference?
13:31 <Avatar> continual flame is permanent isn't it
13:34 <Ballig> yeah
13:38 <Avatar> it's a 2nd level spell
13:40 <Ballig> prior to 4.2 it wouldn't last beyond the scenario
13:46 <Ballig> but in 4.2 it specifically can
13:48 <Avatar> if it's heightened it hits deeper darkness
13:57 <Sutekh> So Deeper Darkness eats a normal one, heightened dosnt.
14:00 <Sutekh> Thats cool
14:11 <Sutekh> Unless you are playing With Mort though, you will never see one 
14:12 <Sutekh> :)
14:22 <Ballig> pretty sure Mort isn't the only person who can do it
14:33 <Sutekh> of course I hope to never see a Stalker again though so its a moot point :)
14:43 <Mekkis> Mort's the only character I know that has heighten spell
15:24 <Ballig> is there a heighten metamagic rod
17:20 <spider21b> hey everyone just got back
17:36 <Avatar> why would you buy a rod for a single casting
17:39 <Ballig> my cleric is actually trying to think of a 7th level feat, maybe it should be Heighten Spell
24:08 <Mekkis> you can cast it for other players too
25:32 <Mekkis> if you're feeling charitable
25:48 <Ballig> can I make them pay me
26:17 <Mekkis> yes
26:18 <Mekkis> 50gp
26:38 <Ballig> if they were buying it from an NPC it would cost them 280+50gp !
27:42 <Mekkis> I don't believe metamagiced spells ara available as spellcasting services
28:00 <Ballig> but that's the cost of it
28:04 <Ballig> so I should get that money too!
29:24 <Mekkis> I suggest you complain to the Paizo forums
29:39 <spider21b> whats going on?
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30:29 <Ballig> we're discussing how Artimus is going to find his next equipment purchase
30:35 <Ballig> find/fund
31:02 <Mekkis> why not just practise "creative accounting" and "print" some money?
32:04 <Ballig> what would you use to fake gold
32:23 <Mekkis> in 3.5, you could use linguistics
32:37 <Mekkis> Deceased has a cheque that he can forge
32:45 <Mekkis> ummm. . forgery, not linguistics
32:46 <Ballig> so you keep saying :p
32:50 <spider21b> i see
32:54 <spider21b> true
32:57 <Ballig> defrauding the society
33:08 <Ballig> good retirement plan
34:09 <Mekkis> I'll make sure they don't find out
34:37 <Ballig> how do you do that
34:42 <Ballig> considering all the resources of the Society
35:07 <Mekkis> disguise myself as Grandmaster Torch
35:09 <Ballig> Scenario #5-02: Find the thief who stole funds from the Society
40:37 <Mekkis> people steal from Uncle Sam all the time. What are its resources
41:14 <Ballig> just think of the Society as the FBI but with artifacts
42:39 <Mekkis> and (I hope) larger internal conflicts and alternate agendas
43:30 <spider21b> why do you think that?
57:23 <Mekkis> well... you'll always find some incompetent pathfinders
02:26 <spider21b> this is true, but i mean the people who play pathfinder are smart people i mean roleplaying takes a certain type of person to play it you know
03:06 <Avatar> you're right we are pretty smart aren't we
04:40 <spider21b> yes, we are i mean people who play these games are smart people who want to have a sense of escape 
05:11 <Mekkis> that's One of the demographics, yes
06:01 <spider21b> right, so i mean, i dont think any pathfinder player is really incompetent
06:23 <Mekkis> I'm not talking about the player
06:28 <Mekkis> I'm talking about the character
08:40 <spider21b> o isee your right there
09:12 <Mekkis> mainly because insulting the character is more polite than insulting the player
09:13 <Ballig> also there's an assumption that not all pathfinders are players
09:43 <Mekkis> even though most of the incompetent pathfinders I've met are run by incompetent players :S
11:52 <Avatar> harsh words mek
11:55 <Avatar> harsh words
12:24 <Mekkis> what can I say? Honesty is the best policy
12:32 <Avatar> or is it?
12:35 <Ballig> tact is a better policy
12:54 <Mekkis> Ballig, perhaps you need to learn what "best" means
13:08 <Ballig> or perhaps I was disagreeing with you
13:12 <Ballig> it happens, you know
13:17 <Avatar> steven was saying a few days ago that people don't want to play because they're worried about being thought of just like that
13:54 <Ballig> worrying about people thinking you're an idiot because you don't know all the esoteric rules of a game, or don't know how to put them all into practice, is the main reason any person will decide not to play a game like this
14:22 <Ballig> it's the same reason a lot of people won't play multiplayer computer games online. they don't want everyone to think they're an idiot just because they don't happen to be as good at the game as everyone else, yet
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17:19 <Mekkis> I will concede that you do have a point, Ballig 
31:28 <Steven> what p
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37:54 <Steven> so how bout them hookers?
38:08 <Mekkis> Ballig's available for you, Steven 
38:28 <Mekkis> Ballig, freelance hooker :S
39:24 <Ballig> how much am I being offered
39:40 <Mekkis> you're freelance. Work it out between you and your client
54:31 <spider21b> what is this?
57:44 <Avatar> you don't want to know
18:04 <spider21b> explainplease?
18:17 <Avatar> what did I just say
25:02 <spider21b> yea so ?
31:23 <spider21b> sigh
31:43 <Ballig> spider21b: a hooker is someone who has sex in exchange for money
31:56 <spider21b> right
32:01 <spider21b> i got that
32:28 <Ballig> sex is what men and women (but sometimes men and men, or women and women, or women and two men... well, you get the idea) do for pleasure
45:15 <Mekkis> and procreation
50:09 <Avatar> nobody wants kids
50:11 <Avatar> who wants kids
07:44 <kapow> not me i don't want kids
08:01 <Avatar> forget kids
11:08 <kapow> I rather enjoying waking up getting on and knowing what the conversation is about normally except this one was a bit weird
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33:08 <spider21b> i want children
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00:55 <vhzod> oioi
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05:49 <Mekkis> Avatar, how do you prep season 4s?
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19:07 <Sutekh> Any games on this week?
19:50 <Avatar> you should run one sutekh
19:57 <Avatar> you're not new to this
22:15 <Sutekh> I think once Im more confident of using CA and or maptools I might just do that
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25:30 <Andvarie> Hey
26:20 <Sutekh> wb
26:55 <Sutekh> Anyone know anything about buying the armor abilities that are cost only not ie +1, +2
27:11 <Sutekh> How does that count towards the total cost of the armor in regards to fame limits
28:55 <Avatar> sweet
29:03 <Avatar> what do you mean
29:13 <Avatar> like corrosive?
29:49 <Ballig> do you pay the total cost every time you upgrade?
30:11 <Ballig> e.g. if I pay the 6,000 gold to upgrade my weapon from +1 to +2, do I have to have enough fame for an 8,000gp purchase or just a 6,000gp purchase?
32:12 <Avatar> that's pretty much it if that's what you're asking
33:19 <Andvarie> Hey Avatar
33:26 <Avatar> hey Andvarie
33:27 <Andvarie> Got a good character generation site for pfs?
33:28 <Avatar> sup
33:37 <Avatar> what do you mean
33:45 <Ballig> we recommend building your own character
33:50 <Ballig> if you generate it, you never really learn how to do it
33:55 <Ballig> or understand the intricacies of it
37:59 <Andvarie> I mean a site that can help you keep track of making a character
38:04 <Andvarie> Making sure the point buy is correct, etc.
38:12 <Andvarie> http://www.pathguy.com/PathfinderCore.htm
38:18 <Andvarie> is what i was using, but not sure how correct it is
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40:13 <Ballig> that's my point - you should be able to figure that out
41:00 <Andvarie> Gah
41:00 <Andvarie> Dick
41:06 <Andvarie> Avatar, don't be such a wanker
41:12 <Ballig> yeah Avatar
41:21 <Andvarie> Don't be a wanker, help me out here
45:41 <vhzod> step one
45:43 <vhzod> fighter
45:50 <vhzod> sorry, barbarian
45:52 <vhzod> step two ?????
45:55 <vhzod> step three Profit
46:11 <Ballig> Andvarie: I am helping you out! teach a man to fish
46:18 <Andvarie> :P
46:25 <vhzod> its not that  hrd
46:26 <Andvarie> Yeah, I'm going to try it myself in a minute
46:31 <Andvarie> Remake a new character
46:43 <vhzod> Make something simple first though
46:49 <vhzod> like a bard ;o
46:52 <vhzod> ho ho ho
46:52 <Andvarie> Sorc
46:55 <Andvarie> Ballig
47:01 <Ballig> most level 1 characters are fairly simple
47:04 <Ballig> except summoners
47:09 <Andvarie> Is there anything special I need to know? Starting gold or something?
47:14 <Andvarie> Or do I just follow the official
47:19 <Sutekh> 150 gold
47:26 <Andvarie> For everyone?
47:29 <vhzod> you have 1 billion gold
47:32 <Ballig> follow the Pathfinder Society Guide to Organised Play 4.2
47:42 <vhzod> unfortunately its drachmas
47:49 <Andvarie> So there are no special changes for this group? No set starting gold, items, etc?
47:49 <Ballig> there's a chapter on character creation
47:57 <Sutekh> No
48:03 <Sutekh> Because its organised Society play
48:09 <Sutekh> everyone is treated the same
48:09 <Ballig> if you're playing Pathfinder Society, you can't change the starting conditions beyond th e rules set in the guide to organised play
48:09 <vhzod> PFS has its own rules
48:11 <Ballig> that's the point to organised play
48:18 <vhzod> thats why you read the organized play guide
48:26 <vhzod> to learn that you can't do any of the cool stuff you wanted
48:28 <Ballig> otherwise you could have one group that decides everyone should start with a free +1 weapon, which is unfair to everyone else who plays organised play
48:45 <vhzod> Everyone starts with a +5 Vorpal Holy Avenger
48:55 <Sutekh> As long as you keep to the 20 point buy, and the normal races.. you should be fine to be honest
49:02 <Sutekh> some traits are banned
49:11 <Ballig> aasimar and tiefling are okay now too!
49:14 <vhzod> Anything involving item creation is banned
49:16 <vhzod> and tengu
49:19 <Ballig> oh yeah and tengu
49:21 <vhzod> for some reason
49:25 <Ballig> wasn't sure if tengu was legal now or if it became a boon and wasn't before
49:31 <vhzod> and the other races can be unlocked
49:31 <Ballig> I liked tengu
49:34 <Ballig> I made a pyromaniac tengu cleric
49:47 <vhzod> I want to play my level one but I will never get a chance
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50:12 <Ballig> never ever!
50:33 <Andvarie> Well I didn't know if our group that plays PFS is official, playing with other groups and such
50:37 <Andvarie> or if it was an offspin
50:54 <Ballig> there'd be no use playing PFS unless you did it officially
50:58 <Ballig> might as well just play regular Pathfinder
51:02 <Sutekh> If your group is using chronicle sheets, then its safe to say they are playing Society
51:10 <Sutekh> if not, then they are not
51:21 <Ballig> we should make our own Society !!!
51:30 <vhzod> with blackjack and hookers
51:58 <Ballig> sounds good to me
52:03 <Sutekh> Andvarie : If you havnt played before the 'First Steps' series is a good place to start
52:07 <vhzod> Quick, talk me out of playing eve
52:15 <Sutekh> 3 'intro' adventures that get you up to level 2 at the end
52:16 <vhzod> Yeah good luck finding someone to run it
52:17 <Ballig> vhzod: don't play Eve!
52:21 <Ballig> think of all the other things you could be doing!
52:25 <vhzod> Like what
52:38 <vhzod> Its 1 am here
52:44 <Sutekh> Sleep then
52:46 <Ballig> you could be programming
52:51 <vhzod> I work third shift
52:53 <vhzod> I hate programming
53:02 <Sutekh> 3rd Shift? Whats that mean?
53:13 <Sutekh> Mortuary?
53:14 <vhzod> It means I work 11pm to 7 am
53:19 <vhzod> some nights
53:30 <vhzod> which means I don't ever go to sleep at a normal time
53:35 <Sutekh> ahh
54:02 <Ballig> you could start writing a nove
54:03 <Ballig> l
54:07 <vhzod> I got tired of wow in one week
54:13 <Andvarie> Who would run First Steps?
54:15 <vhzod> 25 dollars down the drain
54:17 <vhzod> nobody ;p
54:26 <Ballig> we've run it a lot in here
54:33 <Ballig> like at least half a dozen times
54:34 <vhzod> *melodrama*\
54:37 <Ballig> (all 3)
54:57 <vhzod> I need to do first steps on my bard because they're almost useless in combat
55:03 <vhzod> until level 2
55:09 <Andvarie> do we have pfs numbers?
55:20 <vhzod> You need one
55:23 <Andvarie> gah
55:26 <Sutekh> And: You need one. Go resgister at Paizo
55:26 <vhzod> get it from pazio
55:28 <Andvarie> ill get around to it in a bit
55:43 <Avatar> could run first steps tonight
55:47 <Sutekh> Also... get thinking on character names
55:48 <vhzod> Temple of Elemental Evil is good
55:49 <vhzod> but hard
55:50 <Avatar> you two both have 1st levels don't you
55:50 <Sutekh> right now
55:52 <Avatar> do you want to play
55:55 <Avatar> maybe 30 mins ?
56:02 <vhzod> His isn't done yet
56:10 <Avatar> np finish it and we'll go
56:12 <Avatar> if you want
56:19 <vhzod> okay we need a meatshield
56:45 <Andvarie> So you might run first steps tonight?
57:49 <vhzod> Can you do knowledge checks on humanoids
58:03 <vhzod> to gain information 
58:13 <Ballig> depends what information you're after
58:21 <vhzod> like hit dice and special abilities
58:25 <Ballig> if they're humanoids wearing a uniform you could do knowledge local to see what organisation they belong to
58:48 <Ballig> what kind of humanoid are you thinking about? like an elf?
59:04 <Andvarie> Creating an account on the site, do you guys have to accept it or?
59:15 <Ballig> if it's paizo.com ? no
59:19 <Andvarie> no on pfrpg
59:19 <vhzod> An archivist who has identified a creature with a Knowledge check appropriate to its type can use performance to share strategies for defeating it with allies in combat.
59:24 <Ballig> I thought you already had one
59:27 <Ballig> didn't you have a character already
59:29 <vhzod> Specifically that
59:30 <Andvarie> My friend
59:34 <Andvarie> Is making one too
59:39 <Andvarie> To play
59:42 <Ballig> then no
59:51 <Sutekh> make sure he registers too
59:58 <Sutekh> Everyone needs their own number
59:59 <Ballig> vhzod: if it's a human or elf or whatever, then it's not "a creature"
00:00 <vhzod> and makes a paladin or something
00:05 <Andvarie> If it important we register with paizo before we do first steps?
00:10 <Sutekh> Yeah
00:11 <vhzod> except they are creatures ;p
00:25 <Ballig> they don't have to register BEFORE they play their first game
00:25 <vhzod> all mobile entites are considered creatures 
00:27 <Ballig> but they need to register soon after
00:32 <Sutekh> Basically at the end or start of every module you give your number to the gm
00:38 <Ballig> vhzod: source?
00:38 <Sutekh> who records it for your chronicle sheet
00:50 <Sutekh> So id get it now if possible
00:52 <Sutekh> its not hard
00:52 <vhzod> The way spells are worded
00:55 <Sutekh> and it dosnt take long
01:01 <vhzod> Let me google this question
01:29 <Ballig> vhzod: the closest you'll get is knowledge local
01:40 <Andvarie> Number and character number?
01:45 <Ballig> a GM might allow you to use that archivist ability if you successfully identify someone with knowledge local
01:49 <Ballig> but it wouldn't be every case
02:01 <Sutekh> And: Exactly
02:12 <Andvarie> Alright let us finish making characters then, 
02:16 <Andvarie> I got a number
02:30 <Sutekh> For instance I have 5 characters.. each had a number with either 1, 2, ,3 ,4 or 5 at the end
02:50 <Andvarie> Yeah, i read that much in the guige
02:52 <Andvarie> guide
02:57 <Sutekh> cool
03:12 <Andvarie> My friend made an account on pfsrpg site, but its not sending him the authorization email
03:24 <Andvarie> Nvm
03:30 <Sutekh> heh
03:53 <Sutekh> So you go ahead and create characters in the pathfinder society section of the website
04:00 <Sutekh> obviously the first character you make will be 1
04:02 <Sutekh> and so on
04:22 <vhzod> So is there an Official PFS ruling on the Archivist Lore Master thing
04:25 <Sutekh> Which is why i said think about a good name now
04:39 <Sutekh> Otherwise you get some goddam awful character names out there
04:43 * Sutekh has seen some baaad ones
04:46 <Sutekh> like WoW bad
05:00 <Ballig> vhzod: you'd have to check the Pathfinder FAQ and the message boards
05:24 <Andvarie> So create the character on our site first, then go to paizo and register him
05:25 <Sutekh> Ive actually used the NWN name generator and the Wizards name generator for character names
05:35 <Ballig> I believe it's going to come down to GM discretion when you're talking about humanoids
05:38 <Sutekh> And: Id do it the opposite way
05:44 <Sutekh> Paizo first, this website second
05:52 <Ballig> sure, you might be able to use knowledge local on a thug in Absalom to determine what strategies it's likely to use
06:05 <Ballig> but some random guy who ambushes you out in the middle of nowhere, when you have no way to know his ties or allegiances or motivations?
06:14 <Ballig> as a GM I wouldn't allow knowledge local to be used in a magic way like that
06:14 <Sutekh> or on that Dark Stalker if you meet one!
06:22 <Sutekh> Whats he gonna do? Deeper Darkness!
06:35 <Andvarie> just hide in your deeper darkness
06:49 <Sutekh> No hiding from Dark Stalkers
07:00 <vhzod> I should be able to figure out what the stats of a human are ;p
07:00 <Andvarie> ill hide in my grave
07:10 <Ballig> no you shouldn't
07:14 <Sutekh> its like trying to hide from a Xenomorph. If they cant see you, they can sense you or hear you.
07:16 <Ballig> knowledge is about knowing the typical creature of that kind
07:27 <vhzod> I only care about it because it means I won't be able to use it against player races
07:31 <Ballig> knowledge local would tell you only that an average human has 10 strength, 10 dexterity, 10 constitution, etc
07:33 <vhzod> you can ID goblinoids can't you
07:58 <Sutekh> Why bother?
08:08 <Sutekh> 'Whats that?' 'Its a Goblin' 'wow.. awesome'
08:10 <Ballig> he wants to use an archivist ability
08:21 <Ballig> that gives you bonuses for successfully identifying a creature with Knowledge
08:22 <vhzod> It replaces inspire courage
08:35 <vhzod> So if I can't use it against humanoids its a pretty big deal
12:13 <vhzod> Aw gang up doesn't give you ranged flanking
12:33 <Andvarie> roll 2d10
14:22 <vhzod> use an exclamation point
15:15 <Andvarie> roll 2d10!
15:25 <Andvarie> !roll 2d10
15:25 <dicebot> Andvarie, 2d10: [2d10=10,9] 19
15:34 <Andvarie> !r!o!l!l! !2!D!10!
15:41 <vhzod> So the only official rulings are in the FAQ
16:23 <Ballig> message boards have official rulings
16:56 <vhzod> Ah
17:07 <Ballig> at the very least for Pathfinder they do
17:12 <vhzod> It's been months and there's no official ruling
17:13 <Ballig> the 4.2 rulebook now makes messageboard rulings binding
17:25 <Avatar> yeah they finally fixed that
17:57 <Andvarie> !roll 1d4
17:58 <dicebot> Andvarie, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
18:08 <vhzod> well I guess this means I don't need to pick up level 2 in bard
18:59 <Andvarie> !roll 2d10x5
18:59 <dicebot> Andvarie, 2d10x5: [2d10=9,4x5] 13
19:32 <Andvarie> !roll 2d10
19:33 <dicebot> Andvarie, 2d10: [2d10=4,9] 13
19:58 <Ballig> ha
20:03 <Ballig> rolled a 9,4 and then a 4,9
21:30 <vhzod> http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ment?APG-Archivist-Bard-Question#5
21:35 <vhzod> So is this an official ruling
21:36 <vhzod> right here
21:42 <Avatar> who wanted to play tonight?
22:05 <vhzod> me
22:06 <vhzod> It isn't
22:07 <vhzod> jeez
22:12 <Avatar> I say tonight as in soon, within 30-60 mins
22:14 <Andvarie> I wanted to
22:16 <vhzod> So the guy made a typo and the whole ability is different
22:18 <Andvarie> But making character
22:24 <Avatar> how long do you think you need
22:27 <Andvarie> So not sure If ill be ready in time, hopefully I will
22:30 <vhzod> I have a character ready to go
22:35 <Avatar> you should know that you can rebuild your character throughout level 1
22:38 <Avatar> in between games
22:39 <ANSeranov> How long do the sessions go for?
22:41 <Andvarie> Not sure, depends how smoothly this creation goes
22:46 <Avatar> first steps will go for about 4 hours
22:50 <Avatar> regular scenarios go for about 6
22:56 <ANSeranov> Hmmmmmmmmm
23:02 <Ballig> 4-6
23:02 <Sutekh> online... I can check my skype logs.. but generally 5-6 hours
23:06 <Ballig> depending on how quickly people move things along
23:08 <ANSeranov> It's ~1:30 in the morning here
23:14 <Ballig> or whether they want to sit around and roleplay
23:17 <ANSeranov> And I have no plans tomorrow
23:19 <ANSeranov> Buuuut
23:23 <Sutekh> i like to Roleplay
23:28 <Sutekh> some others.. not so much
23:29 <Avatar> make sure you can stay awake ANSeranov, bailing on the party means bailing out on your credit
23:40 <ANSeranov> Hmmmmm
23:50 <ANSeranov> I probably shouldn't
23:54 <vhzod> I wish we could use this as an official ruling
23:55 <Andvarie> Ill play
24:02 <Avatar> did you say you had a friend Andvarie
24:09 <Andvarie> Yeah
24:12 <ANSeranov> I don't want to accidentally fall asleep on you guys, anyway
24:13 <Andvarie> He's not in chat yet
24:13 <Avatar> bring them in too
24:19 <Avatar> that'll be a party of 3
24:28 <Avatar> we'll use +1 pregen if nobody else wants in
24:46 <Avatar> poor spider will miss out again because he's never here 
24:53 <Andvarie> :(
24:59 Akhaara ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
25:00 <Sutekh> And: THey also use Skype
25:02 <ANSeranov> If you guys end up running a first steps game earlier in the day, I'd totally be down
25:10 <Avatar> hey Akhaara
25:15 <Avatar> are you Andvarie's friend who is playing with us
25:49 <Avatar> or are you a 4th guy who is playing with us
25:56 <vhzod> Get skype now
25:58 <vhzod> in other words
26:07 <Avatar> yeah you will need skype
26:38 <vhzod> You can ID humanoids with K(local)
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27:12 <vhzod> Local (legends, personalities, inhabitants, laws, customs, traditions, humanoids)
27:49 <vhzod> I just need this Archivist Lore Master thing ruled on
28:18 <Andvarie> Lol Its my friend
28:23 <Andvarie> And we need skype?
28:25 <Andvarie> For voice chat or?
28:28 <Avatar> yeah
28:32 <Avatar> we use both voice and chat
29:08 <Avatar> we definitely need at least 3 people before we play though, is your friend coming
29:53 <Andvarie> Akhaara is him
30:08 <Avatar> Akhaara: are you there?
30:32 <Andvarie> Yeah, he's doing character making with me
30:34 <Akhaara> Yeah i am
30:42 <Avatar> cool
30:51 <Mekkis> what is it with the whole "if you're not in the first half of the alphabet, you're not going to hang around" thing?
30:55 <Andvarie> So for starting skill points and health, just do the hit roll?
31:05 <Avatar> vhzod is going to stick around
31:08 <Andvarie> like d6 for sorc?
31:08 <vhzod> Mekkis you should make a level 1 character too
31:09 <Avatar> he thinks we are top notch
31:20 <Andvarie> or do i add constitution mod to it?
31:27 <vhzod> vhzod doesn't like meeting people in real life
31:31 <Avatar> at level 1, sorcerers have 6 hit points
31:34 <vhzod> and trying to meet nerds is even more akward
31:35 <Mekkis> vhzod, why?
31:37 <Avatar> every level afterwards, they get 4 hit points
31:47 <Avatar> and you add your con mod to every level
31:54 <Andvarie> It said d6, so i wasnt sure if i rolled it to find my hp
31:58 <Avatar> so if you have a con score of 14 (+2) then you start with 8hp
32:07 <Avatar> in pathfinder society, you don't roll anything on character creation
32:08 <Andvarie> Alright so i have 8hp
32:23 <Andvarie> Well, for height and weight we did
32:24 <Andvarie> :P
32:25 <vhzod> Except the insanity table
32:27 <Avatar> you have a favoured class point to assign to either hp or skills as well 
32:35 <Avatar> to give you +1 hp or +1 skill ranks
32:39 <vhzod> wait you get a favored class at level 1?
32:42 <Avatar> decide where you want to put that
32:57 <Avatar> yeah
32:59 <vhzod> I thought it was only from 2 onward
33:00 <Andvarie> What does it do
33:10 <Avatar> 1 additional hp or 1 additional skill point
33:15 <vhzod> can you pick an alternate one at level 1 or do you have to pick the hp/skill point
33:24 <Avatar> you can change it each level
33:53 <Avatar> if you pick hp at level 1, at level 2 you can still decide to take a skill point
34:00 <Avatar> you still keep that level 1 hp though
34:00 <Andvarie> so you get one each level
34:03 <Avatar> yeah
34:05 <vhzod> What about racial alternates
34:07 <Mekkis> !rng Barbarian Bard Cleric Druid Fighter Monk Paladin Ranger Rogue Sorcerer Wizard  Alchemist Cavalier Gunslinger Inquisitor Magus Oracle Summoner Witch Ninja Samurai
34:09 <diebot> Mekkis, Druid
34:21 <Avatar> you can take racial alternates if you're familiar with them
34:25 <Andvarie> does anyone mind showing me a level 1 character sheet
34:30 <Andvarie> to make sure im filling this in right?
34:33 <vhzod> I mean the half elf for bard is 1 extra round of singin
34:45 <vhzod> not complicated
34:49 <Mekkis> if you have the required book, vhzod 
35:01 <vhzod> I'm using the srd
35:08 <Avatar> Andvarie: link us
35:12 <Avatar> to what you have so far
35:23 <ANSeranov> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=575
35:23 <ANSeranov> For example.
35:31 <Andvarie> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/charsheet.php5?id=585
36:07 <Avatar> that looks fine
36:48 <Andvarie> so fo rstarting skill points.
37:06 <Andvarie> for Sorc it says       Skill Ranks per Level: 2 + Int modifier.
37:10 <Andvarie> is that for level 1 too?
37:19 <Avatar> yeah
37:36 <Avatar> it's not like 3.5 where you get extra at first level
37:45 <Andvarie> alright
37:48 <Avatar> you get a +3 bonus to any class skill you put a rank in
37:50 <Avatar> which makes up for it
38:44 <vhzod> yeah pathfinder is better in every way
38:46 <Andvarie> so just spend 3 points, and if its a class skill,m i get a one time + 3 bonus
38:48 <vhzod> except there's not as many monsters
39:00 <vhzod> and classes
39:00 <Avatar> yeah
39:14 <vhzod> There's not as much content (yet) but the rules are much better
39:16 <Avatar> you're human, so you get a +1 bonus per level as well
39:21 <Avatar> so spend 4 points
39:38 <Andvarie> does it take 2 for cross class?
39:44 <Andvarie> oh 4? okay
39:53 <Avatar> no
39:54 <Mekkis> can I play a druid with the Black Powder inquisition?
39:55 <Avatar> just 1 for any skill
40:08 <Avatar> Mekkis: I don't know what that is, so no
40:21 <Avatar> I thought you didn't want to GM for anyone who has already played first steps
40:49 <Andvarie> so a 4 class skill
40:50 <Andvarie> with 1 rank
40:52 <Andvarie> becomes 8
41:14 <Avatar> what is a 4 class skill
41:27 <Andvarie> i mean
41:30 <Andvarie> if it starts at 4
41:32 <Avatar> do you mean a charisma skill where you have +4 in it
41:36 <Andvarie> yeah
41:40 <Avatar> yeah, +4 cha, +1 rank, +3 class bonus
41:45 <Andvarie> alright got it
43:10 <vhzod> Can I buy stuff between games
43:19 <Avatar> yeah course
43:19 <Andvarie> things like, bluff, intimidate, etc
43:21 <vhzod> I ran a scenario with a pregen
43:22 <Andvarie> are they useful in pfs?
43:28 <Avatar> yeah
43:32 <vhzod> pfs isn't a dungeon crawl
43:34 <Avatar> perception is the most useful
43:49 <Avatar> pfs is basically missions you are sent out on and they don't all take place in a dungeon
43:58 <vhzod> ANyway, I ran a scenario with a pregen and I attached the chronicle to this character
44:00 <Andvarie> oh alright
44:02 <Avatar> the only thing you will want for your character is to make sure you can be useful in combat somehow
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44:09 <Avatar> but you don't have to devote your character to it
44:09 <vhzod> With the reduced gold
44:18 <Avatar> vhzod: correct
44:20 <vhzod> I noticed I need a spell component pouch and a shield
44:51 <Avatar> yeah spellcasters who want to cast spells with material components need a spell component pouch
44:58 <vhzod> Can I buy them now 
44:59 <Avatar> you don't need a shield
45:04 <vhzod> Even though my character is not in the ether
45:05 <Ballig> unless you have Eschew Materials
45:05 <Avatar> yes now is the best time
45:08 <Ballig> which sorcerers get at level 1
45:12 <Andvarie> i should get eschew materials
45:13 <Andvarie> :(
45:16 <Andvarie> oh i get it?
45:21 <Ballig> pretty sure
45:26 <Andvarie> yep
45:27 <Andvarie> i see
45:28 <Andvarie> yay
45:40 <Avatar> yeah sorcerers are fine
46:03 <vhzod> I mean I CAN use a shield
46:05 <vhzod> so I want one ;p
46:12 <Andvarie> sorc with tower shield
46:13 <Andvarie> hell yeah
46:22 <Avatar> do you have shield proficiency :P
46:46 <vhzod> yeah bards get shield prof
46:52 <vhzod> and whip prof
46:58 <vhzod> and trust meee I'm gonna use it
47:06 <vhzod> from a safe distance
47:24 <Avatar> so we have a bard, a sorcerer
47:29 <Avatar> what class are you Akhaara
47:55 <Akhaara> I'm a Ranger
47:57 <vhzod> I got a scorpion whip too
48:09 <vhzod> it's in ultimate combat ;p
48:11 <Andvarie> wanna check the new updates for me?
48:12 <Andvarie> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/charsheet.php5?id=585
48:12 <Avatar> ranger, bard, sorcerer
48:16 <Avatar> what class would you like to accompany the three of you
48:42 <vhzod> A paladin ;p
48:47 <vhzod> in full plate
48:49 <Mekkis> a summoner :S
48:55 <vhzod> mekkis is fired
49:10 <Andvarie> we do need some kind of tank
49:10 <Avatar> you'll want to just put 9 in your hp box instead of 6+2+1
49:18 <vhzod> A paladin with full plate and a rude mouth
49:18 <Akhaara> I'd agree with paladin :P
49:28 <vhzod> who all the enemies want to attack
49:32 <vhzod> instead of me
49:40 <vhzod> I'm a 14 charisma bard
49:40 <vhzod> fear me
49:44 <Avatar> you don't get to choose his equipment
49:48 <Avatar> just his class
49:52 <vhzod> And I want a pony
49:58 <Ballig> who's playing
50:05 <Andvarie> Pally or warrior
50:06 <Andvarie> id say
50:12 <Avatar> vhzod, Andvarie, Akhaara
50:27 <vhzod> Mekkis wanted to play some jank shit but Avatar shot him down
50:34 <Ballig> what's a jank sh it
50:39 <vhzod> Whatever he said
50:41 <vhzod> I'm sure
50:45 <vhzod> I don't even know what it meant
50:53 <Andvarie> wanker
50:58 <Avatar> he can play as long as doesn't plan to not let people replay first steps in his games
51:02 <vhzod> Jank shit is a weird or broken mechanic
51:08 <Avatar> or ruin this one
51:22 <Ballig> I'll play a pregen fighter
51:35 <vhzod> or a barbarian
51:36 <Avatar> are you going to ruin it ballig
51:40 <vhzod> as long as I can stand safely behind you
51:42 <Ballig> ofc not
51:45 <vhzod> Play 9 int
51:46 <Avatar> good show
51:49 <vhzod> and let us make all the mistakes
52:04 <Avatar> maybe 
52:04 <Avatar> maybe not
52:06 <Avatar> only the dice know
52:16 <Ballig> I've re-played FS1 before, I don't think I've ever ruined it for anyone
52:17 <vhzod> I mean play as if you had 9 int ;p
52:54 <Avatar> ballig has 9 int anyway
53:05 <vhzod> haha
53:07 <vhzod> good on ya
53:17 <Ballig> :'(
53:22 <Avatar> just joshin ballig
53:24 <Ballig> are we skyping it up
53:25 <Avatar> love your work and all that
53:28 <vhzod> So I have 5s in all knowledge skills and I have bardic knowledge
53:34 <Avatar> yeah I'll start up a call
53:37 <vhzod> I'm going to be rolling knowledge checks like every 3 seconds
53:40 <Avatar> let me know your username if you're not on my list
53:53 <Ballig> my username is WellEndowed6969
54:00 <Avatar> you won't be rolling anything every 3 seconds
54:13 <vhzod> Knowledge history
54:17 <vhzod> has this happened before
54:22 <vhzod> !roll 1d20+5
54:23 <dicebot> vhzod, 1d20+5: [1d20=14] 19
54:25 Ballig is now known as Valeros
54:30 <Avatar> vextor I don't see you on
54:34 <vhzod> chaosargh
54:37 <vhzod> is I
54:43 <vhzod> I just logged on
54:44 <Valeros> is chanop lagged
54:45 ChanOP gives voice to Valeros
54:51 <Andvarie> let me get on skype
54:52 vhzod is now known as Zayluri
55:04 <Zayluri> I'm male but my character is female
55:07 <Zayluri> muwahahaha
55:11 <Valeros> creepy
55:14 <Zayluri> and worships calistria
55:41 <Zayluri> Was raised by elves so she's not a whore
55:42 <Andvarie> andvariedfire
56:04 <Valeros> elves can't be whores?
56:18 <Zayluri> The cult of calistria is different there
56:26 <Zayluri> human calistrias are literally whores
56:55 <Mekkis> it's not a cult
57:36 <Valeros> what's your definition of cult
57:39 <Zayluri> every religion is a cult
58:13 <Avatar> Zayluri: do you have skype open
58:17 <Mekkis> I believe that a cult requires a nonexistant god
58:56 <Zayluri> I do have skype open
59:00 <Zayluri> I see you on my list
01:06 <Akhaara> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/charsheet.php5?id=586
01:09 <Akhaara> how's it look?
01:58 <Andvarie> how do we determine light/medium/heavy load
02:13 <Akhaara> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/charsheet.php5?id=586
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14:54 <Andvarie> so how do i determine the total attack modifier on a weapon i choose to use
15:12 <Avatar> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/equipment---final/goods-and-services
15:20 <Avatar> what weapon
16:57 <Andvarie> light crossbow
16:59 <Andvarie> for my sorc
21:24 <Andvarie> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/charsheet.php5?id=585
25:17 <Andvarie> Components V, S
28:08 <kapow> all the conversation always happens when i'm not around
29:15 Avatar gives voice to Akhaara Andvarie Zayluri
29:17 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+7
29:18 <dicebot> Zayluri, 1d20+7: [1d20=11] 18
29:21 <Zayluri> Oh yeah you believe it
29:27 Avatar gives channel half-operator status to dicebot
29:44 Akhaara is now known as Siwmae
29:46 <Valeros> /nick Penisbrain
29:58 Andvarie is now known as Andvaried
30:06 <Zayluri> /How did you use a slash without it making it a command
30:10 <Avatar> 124.149.148.171
30:12 <Zayluri> /I have no idea
33:08 <Andvaried> Andvaried = Andvarie
33:32 <Andvaried> Avatar, invite me on skype
33:38 <Andvaried> Im gonna mute my mic so we arent echoingf
33:43 <Andvaried> but i can still hear
35:40 <Avatar> “All right, Pathfinders! Listen up. I know you are new recruits 
35:40 <Avatar> eager to make names for yourselves in the organization, but
35:52 <Valeros> you put us on hold Avatar
35:53 <Valeros> you jerk
35:55 <Zayluri> haha
35:59 <Zayluri> Totally reasonable
36:03 <Zayluri> I'd mute me if I could
36:06 <Andvaried> was trying to get him to add mine into the call
36:42 <Avatar> first we need to make sure you are up to snuff and won’t get 
36:42 <Avatar> yourself killed out there. I have a number of small assignments 
36:42 <Avatar> for you and your team, and it would be best if you could 
36:42 <Avatar> finish them before the day’s end.
36:42 <kapow> wait when did a game start!
36:47 <Zayluri> haha
37:02 <Zayluri> First steps
37:22 <kapow> i got that from that set of text
37:36 <Avatar> “Every day we get some doe-eyed hopeful or 
37:37 <Avatar> some sniveling bootlicker willing to do anything 
37:37 <Avatar> to join up with the Pathfinders. Most of them are 
37:37 <Avatar> good kids, but not all of them have the salt to 
37:37 <Avatar> make it in a world like this. It’s rough out there 
37:37 <Avatar> and I’m not just talking about the ruins, tombs, 
37:37 <Avatar> and wilderness Pathfinders find themselves 
37:37 <Avatar> in on missions. We’ve got people who look 
37:37 <Avatar> down their noses at us, folks who think 
37:37 <Avatar> we squander our resources, and agents 
37:37 <Avatar> who want to take everything we have 
37:37 <Avatar> collected. This wealth of knowledge 
37:37 <Avatar> and these items of lore make us the 
37:37 <Avatar> most powerful organization on the 
37:37 <Avatar> planet. That said, since we are fractured 
37:37 <Avatar> and widespread, it’s difficult for that power 
37:37 <Avatar> to light on anything for too long. For every friend of the 
37:37 <Avatar> Society, there are two enemies
37:57 Steven ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
38:16 <Steven> yo
38:17 <Avatar> “Your first mission, to test your mettle and loyalties, sends 
38:18 <Avatar> you to meet a few people important to the Society living here 
38:18 <Avatar> in Absalom. These are other venture-captains or close allies of 
38:18 <Avatar> our organization, so follow their orders as you would mine. I’ve 
38:18 <Avatar> prepared a list of things I want you to do. They’re not arranged 
38:18 <Avatar> in any particular order of importance, but I want them all 
38:18 <Avatar> completed as quickly as possible. Only report to me once you 
38:18 <Avatar> complete them all. Included in the envelope you hold in your 
38:18 <Avatar> hands is the list, complete with the name of your contact, and 
38:18 <Avatar> directions to the meeting location.”
38:21 <kapow> quiet
38:24 <kapow> first steps XP
38:27 <Avatar> http://imgur.com/kjYTi
38:48 <Steven> oooooooo can i join avatar?
39:26 <Avatar> you'll ruin it steven
39:32 <Steven> awwwwwww
39:39 * Steven looks crestfallen
42:14 <Avatar> “Thank the light of Sarenrae you have arrived! I knew Ambrus 
42:15 <Avatar> would come through for us in the Silver Crusade. I desperately 
42:15 <Avatar> need you to bring medicine to an orphanage and let me know 
42:15 <Avatar> if the headmistress, Gilga Baltwin, is deserving of our charity. 
42:15 <Avatar> Since our quest began, the needy have clamored for our aid, 
42:15 <Avatar> and I suspect some are abusing our generosity. It may sound 
42:15 <Avatar> cruel, but there are plenty of dishonest people out in the world 
42:15 <Avatar> eager for easy gold.
42:51 <Avatar> “Do you know of the Silver Crusade? After discovering so 
42:51 <Avatar> many factions splintered the Society, a number of us banded 
42:52 <Avatar> together to proliferate the cause of charity and kindness using
42:55 <Avatar> the Society’s resources. As it is said, ‘The Dawn brings new 
42:55 <Avatar> light’ and I’ve made it my life’s work to use our recent darkness 
42:55 <Avatar> to bring a new light to the world and to the Pathfinder Society.
42:55 <Avatar> I apologize for straying off point. Will you bring this parcel 
42:55 <Avatar> of medicine to Auntie Baltwin’s Home for Recovery in the 
42:55 <Avatar> Eastgate district?”
47:11 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+5
47:11 <dicebot> Zayluri, 1d20+5: [1d20=16] 21
51:48 <Zayluri> ((AFK))
52:17 <Avatar> Nearly swarming with cats and children, this fine upper-class 
52:17 <Avatar> home appears to be clean and in good condition considering 
52:17 <Avatar> the number and ages of its inhabitants. Three young boys 
52:23 <Avatar> shoot marbles in the dirt near the side porch, and inside 
52:23 <Avatar> strewn toys and more cats lie about on the floors. A few 
52:23 <Avatar> children take care of chores, while coughs and sneezes softly 
52:23 <Avatar> erupt from the children’s dormitories upstairs.
52:32 <Avatar> "Who are you!"
52:48 <Zayluri> ((back))
54:10 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20+8
54:11 <dicebot> Andvaried, 1d20+8: [1d20=16] 24
54:26 <Avatar> "All of you?"
54:58 <Valeros> "We're partners."
55:44 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+0 bluff
55:45 <dicebot> Valeros, bluff: [1d20=1] 1
55:46 <Siwmae> "I'm just moral support"
55:55 <Andvaried> "Don't you believe meeee?"
55:58 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20
55:58 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d20: [1d20=3] 3
56:10 * Andvaried is upset you were not happy with my 24
56:22 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+6
56:23 <dicebot> Zayluri, 1d20+6: [1d20=11] 17
57:05 <Avatar> "What do you think you're doing!"
57:54 <Zayluri> "I'm just taking a shortcut through here, hope you don't mind."
58:10 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+7 Poor bluff
58:11 <dicebot> Zayluri, Poor bluff: [1d20=16] 23
58:45 <Avatar> "Alright, have a look around."
58:49 <Avatar> "But be quick about it."
59:08 * Andvaried almost feels his mouth fall agape, that she believed that
00:04 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20+8 bluff
00:05 <dicebot> Andvaried, bluff: [1d20=10] 18
00:58 <Avatar> "What's going on over there!"
01:19 <Avatar> "Which one?"
01:33 <Andvaried> "The one over by the bush"
01:39 <Avatar> "What was he up to?"
01:46 <Andvaried> "It looked like he had something in his hand he was hiding from the other kids."
01:52 <Andvaried> "Maybe trying to bury it or something."
03:34 <Avatar> "Johnny keeps picking his nose!"
03:54 <Avatar> Auntie Baldwin
04:09 <Avatar> "I like her. One day I want to help sick kids just like she does."
04:28 <Avatar> "Mmm-mm." she shakes her head
04:33 <Avatar> "Just Johnny."
04:49 <Avatar> he pokes his tongue out at her
05:07 <Avatar> "What are you getting at? Nobody was over there!"
05:24 <Andvaried> "He must have run off before I got to you"
05:41 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20+8 blufferoni
05:42 <dicebot> Andvaried, blufferoni: [1d20=17] 25
06:06 <Avatar> "Okay are you almost done? I'll need a decision quickly now!"
06:36 <Andvaried> "I'm trying to decide, I have a family who likes to come and visit, and they are very quirky, especially when it comes to children."
06:44 <Andvaried> "So i don't want to pick one that they will dislike"
07:19 <Avatar> "If you can't decide I'm going to have to ask you to leave!"
07:53 <Andvaried> "Ma'am, this is the child's life we are talking about, why must we be in such a rush?"
08:16 <Avatar> "Parents need to make quick decisions to protect their children!"
08:22 <Avatar> "You lot aren't doing a very good job, ha!"
08:45 <Andvaried> "We aren't used to the whole parenting thing, can't you cut us a break?"
09:23 <Andvaried> "Got any more inside?"
09:29 <Avatar> "There's no breaks in parenthood."
10:07 <Avatar> "This isn't a tour. Find a child you like."
10:16 <Andvaried> "I think we are done looking around here"
10:19 <Andvaried> "Thank you for your time"
10:23 <Avatar> "Then on your way!"
10:28 <Andvaried> "ON YOUR WAY"
10:34 <Avatar> "ON YOUR WAY!"
10:53 <Avatar> she hustles you out and the door closes
11:08 * Andvaried runs through the spell in his head, tempted to just blow the door open.. but doesn't.
11:12 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+0 perception
11:12 <dicebot> Valeros, perception: [1d20=18] 18
11:15 <Siwmae>  "I wonder why she was in such a rush.."
11:28 <Andvaried> "I'm not sure, she seemed to be hiding something.."
12:23 <Andvaried> "I would not feel comfortable just giving her the medicine."
13:37 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+0 diplo aid
13:38 <dicebot> Valeros, diplo aid: [1d20=7] 7
13:40 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+9 DIplo
13:42 <dicebot> Zayluri, DIplo: [1d20=19] 28
13:48 <Siwmae> "But we have to. We should report this back to Ollysta. Where is Zayluri"?
13:58 <Avatar> !roll 1d4
13:59 <dicebot> Avatar, 1d4: [1d4=4] 4
17:01 <Avatar> "You again!"
20:21 * Andvaried kicks in the door
20:43 * Andvaried knocks
21:07 <Avatar> "You again!"
21:16 <Andvaried> "What are you doing with the children?!?!?!?!"
21:23 <Avatar> "Looking after them!"
21:27 <Avatar> "Go away!"
21:28 <Andvaried> "What ELSE?"
21:41 <Avatar> "What!"
21:41 <Andvaried> "We heard plenty about you, alot of bad information"
21:50 <Avatar> "Preposterous!"
21:53 <Andvaried> "We know very well you have suspicious dealings with the children"
22:12 <Avatar> "Where would you get an idea like that!"
22:15 <Andvaried> "Are you going to tell us, or do we have to do this the hard way?"
22:54 <Avatar> "Tell you what!"
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23:03 <Andvaried> "What are you doing with the children during the day?"
23:18 <Andvaried> "Who is paying you all that money"
23:38 <Avatar> "They're allowed to go out during the day when they're well enough!"
23:48 <Andvaried> "And what are they doing?"
23:50 <Avatar> "What money!"
23:56 <Andvaried> "You are running out of time before we involve the town guards"
24:01 <Avatar> "Who are you to be making these accusations!"
24:13 <Andvaried> "Who am i?"
24:17 <Andvaried> "Who am i?"
24:29 <Andvaried> "Im looking after these children, now tell me"
24:29 <Zayluri> "I've seen you recieving funds from unscrupulus looking characters several times today!"
24:37 <Valeros> "And <that dude from the market> said you buy a LOT of whiskey."
24:42 <Valeros> "A lot."
24:46 <Andvaried> "A lot"
24:49 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+7 Bluff
24:55 <dicebot> Zayluri, Bluff: [1d20=4] 11
24:56 <Siwmae> "A"
24:56 <Avatar> "I'M looking after these children, you're causing a ruckus!"
24:56 <Siwmae> "LOT"
24:57 <Valeros> "Do you think that's acceptable, if you are looking after children all day?"
25:10 <Valeros> "Are you drunk right now?"
25:30 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20+8 intimidationn
25:31 <dicebot> Andvaried, intimidationn: [1d20=6] 14
26:27 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+0 intimidate aid
26:27 <dicebot> Valeros, intimidate aid: [1d20=17] 17
26:35 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20 aid
26:36 <dicebot> Siwmae, aid: [1d20=5] 5
26:42 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+2
26:42 <dicebot> Zayluri, 1d20+2: [1d20=19] 21
27:16 Darkling has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
27:45 <Avatar> "The only thing I drink around the kids is my tea!"
27:52 <Valeros> "Let me see your tea."
27:53 <Siwmae> "Around the kids?"
27:58 <Andvaried> "Let me taste your tea."
28:20 <Zayluri> "Let us look around to make sure everything is on the up and up!"
28:33 <Avatar> "If I let you have some tea, you'd best leave straight after!"
28:35 <Avatar> "Agreed!"
29:02 <Valeros> "Let's check out your tea then."
29:16 <Avatar> "Alright, quickly."
29:43 <Valeros> I'll taste the tea
30:06 <Valeros> I'll look around for alcohol
30:36 <Avatar> "At the inn. You've had your tea, now out you go!"
30:46 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+0 perception
30:46 <dicebot> Valeros, perception: [1d20=19] 19
31:41 <Andvaried> "I really have to go to the bathroom miss"
32:06 <Andvaried> "Im sure it wont set a good example for the kids if you let them witness an adult peeing in public"
32:39 <Avatar> "The rest of you out while I take this oaf to the bathroom!"
32:45 <Valeros> "Sounds to me like we should let the Silver Crusade know that you are not trustworthy."
32:51 <Valeros> "You won't tell us anything, and we don't trust you."
32:54 <Valeros> "Don't expect any more charity from them."
32:58 <Andvaried> "I gotta pee"
33:33 <Avatar> "Ollysta is a nice woman, she'll know who's in the right!"
33:43 <Avatar> "All of you out while I take this one up!"
33:46 <Zayluri> "Not after what we tell her"
33:55 <Avatar> "Or he doesn't get to go at all !"
34:34 <Andvaried> "If you don't want them to contact the town guard, I'd suggest you let them stay in here."
34:38 <Andvaried> "While i go pee"
34:49 <Avatar> "Do whatever pleases you, but do it outside!"
34:53 <Zayluri> "Forget it, just go pee somewhere else Andvaried, we have more important business elsewhere"
35:09 <Valeros> "Ollystra will be wanting our report."
35:12 <Valeros> "That she asked us to give her."
35:16 <Valeros> "On this woman's trustworthiness."
35:22 <Zayluri> "As members on the pathfinder society"
35:25 <Valeros> "Because she clearly trusts us to give her that report, and will take our word for it."
35:25 <Zayluri> (er of)
36:04 <Valeros> I leave
36:48 * Andvaried grabs a cup off the table and throws it behind her
36:52 <Avatar> "Tell her that you're all oafs. Out!"
39:01 <Avatar> "What do you have to report, Pathfinders?"
39:56 <Zayluri> "I do not believe she can be trusted, but we have no concrete evidence of any wrongdoing."
40:07 <Zayluri> "The medicine was delivered succesfully, as well."
40:37 <Andvaried> "I also believe she is unable to be trusted."
40:41 <Avatar> "Your belief is not enough Zayluri, I require some sort of evidence."
40:51 <Avatar> "We cannot hurt the children based on a hunch."
40:56 <Siwmae> "Even with the package delivered, we need to determine if she should receive additional assistance"
40:59 <Zayluri> "I have spoken to several witnesses, but did not observe it ourselves"
41:10 <Andvaried> "She was in a hurry to rush us out, she was ungrateful for the package, and would not let me pee."
41:50 <Avatar> "Auntie Baldwin is known to not be the nicest person - this is what started this investigation."
42:03 <Zayluri> "She was observed recieving funds from suspicious looking individuals."
42:10 <Andvaried> "As well as magic in use around the house, which i believe could be harmful to children growing up"
42:17 <Zayluri> "And also she sends all the children out during the day."
42:34 <Zayluri> "Even the sick ones."
42:35 <Andvaried> "Even the sick ones"
42:43 <Avatar> "What were they doing?"
43:02 <Zayluri> "We could not determine that they left as we were interviewing the witnesses."
43:07 <Avatar> "How do you know they were sick?"
43:31 <Zayluri> "The home was a place for children to recover from illness."
43:46 <Andvaried> "And she was about to let me ADOPT one of them as well."
43:58 <Avatar> "It's an orphanage."
44:42 <Zayluri> "So she calls it a home for sick children."
44:53 <Avatar> "It is a home for orphaned and sick children."
44:55 <Zayluri> "Come to think of it did we see any sick children?"
45:30 <Siwmae> "We did hear them though"
45:38 <Zayluri> "That's true."
45:53 <Avatar> "Sick children come and go from there all the time."
46:26 <Zayluri> "Honestly, all we've determined is that further investigation would probably be a good idea."
46:34 <Andvaried> "Exactly."
47:14 <Avatar> "This doesn't bode well for your future Pathfinders. You must be diligent with your reporting."
47:22 <Avatar> "On your way if you have nothing else."
47:28 <Andvaried> "She wouldn't let us prove her guilt."
47:58 <Avatar> "If she is innocent, and as rude as she is, that's still a natural reaction."
48:01 <Avatar> "We need hard proof."
48:15 <Zayluri> "Why is she recieving pouches of gold though, thats my major concern."
48:47 <Zayluri> "If we find anything else out during the course of the day we will let you know."
49:00 <Andvaried> "And why is she sending kids out during the day to return at night, especially if they are supposed to be there for rehabilitation"
49:06 <Andvaried> "But good day"
49:35 <Valeros> !roll 1d3
49:35 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d3: [1d3=2] 2
50:15 <Siwmae> Valeros are you the fighter lol?
50:28 <Valeros> yea
51:02 <Siwmae> Are you Ballig in Skype?
51:26 <Valeros> yep
51:54 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+9 Perception
51:55 <dicebot> Siwmae, Perception: [1d20=16] 25
52:00 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+0 perception
52:01 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20 Perception
52:01 <dicebot> Valeros, perception: [1d20=6] 6
52:04 <dicebot> Zayluri, Perception: [1d20=1] 1
52:24 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20+1 perception
52:25 <dicebot> Andvaried, perception: [1d20=8] 9
53:35 <Siwmae> "Did anyone else notice that? There are people watching us..."
53:40 <Andvaried> "Where at?"
53:43 * Siwmae slows his walk
53:46 <Andvaried> "And do they look flammable?"
54:01 <Siwmae> "They're gone. We're being watched"
54:35 <Valeros> I go in
54:36 <Avatar> This creepy shop contains myriad odds and ends, most bereft 
54:36 <Avatar> of any discernible use. A number of malformed creatures and 
54:36 <Avatar> creature parts bob in jars on a long, prominent shelf, a tiny 
54:36 <Avatar> fetal devil centered in this macabre lineup. The shopkeeper, 
54:36 <Avatar> a greasy-haired Varisian with a thin mustache, shouts from 
54:36 <Avatar> behind the cluttered counter:
54:36 <Avatar> “Ah yes, I see the Pathfinders have arrived. I’m glad Ambrus 
54:36 <Avatar> was able to lend a few of his new recruits to help me. Please 
54:36 <Avatar> come in and let me tell you what I need.”
55:04 <Avatar> Looking around as if to be absolutely certain no customers 
55:05 <Avatar> are browsing the aisles of knock-off Thuvian burial urns or
55:31 <Avatar> supposed Azlanti porcelain, he begins again. 
55:49 <Avatar> “Well met. I am Guaril Karela. A friend of mine has a 
55:50 <Avatar> warehouse near here and he received a parcel on behalf of 
55:50 <Avatar> me and some of my associates, but there’s a problem. See, 
55:50 <Avatar> Master Gelbane had to leave town in a hurry and 
55:50 <Avatar> our shipment is still waiting at his warehouse. 
55:50 <Avatar> Rumor is he ended up in trouble with the law 
55:50 <Avatar> and the place was seized. I heard tell from 
55:50 <Avatar> someone down at the docks that some creep 
55:50 <Avatar> was snooping around his warehouse just the 
55:50 <Avatar> other night, so I want to make sure nothing 
55:50 <Avatar> of mine was taken. He keeps all kinds of things, 
55:50 <Avatar> from beer to nails, in that old pelican, but every 
55:50 <Avatar> now and then he stores something really special. 
55:50 <Avatar> This is one of those cases.
56:16 <Avatar> “There’s a big crate marked with three 
56:16 <Avatar> crows arranged in a triangle. Inside that 
56:16 <Avatar> crate is a smaller container with a few 
56:16 <Avatar> books and papers in it. That’s the only parcel 
56:16 <Avatar> I’m interested in, and as far as I’m concerned, 
56:16 <Avatar> you can help yourself to the rest of the crate. 
56:16 <Avatar> Honestly, anything else you want in the place 
56:16 <Avatar> too. I’m sure the once things get sorted out, the city will 
56:16 <Avatar> seize most everything else anyway.
56:49 <Avatar> “My associates and I often work with the Pathfinders when 
56:49 <Avatar> it comes to special relics and documents, getting them in 
56:49 <Avatar> and out of ports and across borders where the authorities 
56:49 <Avatar> ask too many questions. Most people don’t realize what they 
56:49 <Avatar> have and frankly many don’t deserve to have it, so sometimes 
56:49 <Avatar> we help take the goods off their hands. If things work out well 
56:49 <Avatar> and you get this done, I’d be glad to talk with you more and 
56:49 <Avatar> help you out with any future endeavors, as long as you help 
56:49 <Avatar> me out too. I’m good at returning favors, trust me.”
57:36 <Avatar> 124.149.148.171
58:31 <Valeros> "Where is the warehouse?"
58:58 <Zayluri> "Whats the security like?"
59:11 <Avatar> "There's no security, the place is abandoned. You'll have no trouble."
59:21 <Avatar> "Get the crate for me, and take anything else you need - that's all there is to it."
59:27 <Zayluri> "What about the guy that was checking it out before, any idea who he was working for?"
59:30 <Andvaried> "Is there anybody else in particular who might be interested in this package?"
59:33 <Siwmae> "Is there anyone else that would know of this? Possibly any rivals?"
00:08 <Avatar> "It was a storehouse for all the goods in there. More than that, I don't know, and I don't care."
00:16 <Avatar> "No, it's just us. Ha ha!"
00:26 <Avatar> "Let's keep it that way, eh?"
00:38 <Andvaried> "If we run into any trouble in that warehouse, will we get compensation?"
00:48 <Siwmae> "Let's hope it actually is that way"
01:37 <Valeros> orange
02:38 <Zayluri> Dark purple
02:42 <Siwmae> Green
02:51 <Andvaried> red
03:01 <Andvaried> blue
04:56 <Avatar> Perched on the end of a long pier fifteen feet 
04:57 <Avatar> above the water, the warehouse appears to 
04:57 <Avatar> struggle against its own roof, threatening to 
04:57 <Avatar> sag into the bay below. No light shines from the 
04:57 <Avatar> building’s windows and only the movement of 
04:57 <Avatar> gulls and pelicans stirs the scene.
05:12 <Valeros> "It's locked!"
05:58 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+9 Disable
06:05 <dicebot> Zayluri, Disable: [1d20=19] 28
06:15 <Valeros> "Don't leave your diaries around this girl, right? Ha ha!"
06:31 <Valeros> I'll go inside
06:57 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+0 perception
06:59 <dicebot> Valeros, perception: [1d20=7] 7
07:02 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+9 perception outside
07:03 <dicebot> Siwmae, perception outside: [1d20=8] 17
07:21 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+6 Stealth
07:22 <dicebot> Zayluri, Stealth: [1d20=6] 12
11:38 <Siwmae> <---- stays outside
12:14 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+0 perception
12:15 <dicebot> Valeros, perception: [1d20=2] 2
12:19 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20 percep
12:19 <dicebot> Andvaried, percep: [1d20=6] 6
12:46 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+0 perception
12:47 <dicebot> Valeros, perception: [1d20=12] 12
12:49 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20 percep
12:49 <dicebot> Andvaried, percep: [1d20=18] 18
13:35 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+2 initiative
13:36 <dicebot> Valeros, initiative: [1d20=12] 14
13:42 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+2
13:46 <dicebot> Zayluri, 1d20+2: [1d20=2] 4
13:51 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20+3
13:51 <dicebot> Andvaried, 1d20+3: [1d20=8] 11
14:30 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+8
14:30 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d20+8: [1d20=4] 12
16:56 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20+2 fort
16:58 <dicebot> Andvaried, fort: [1d20=6] 8
16:58 <dicebot> Andvaried, fort: [1d20=12] 14
17:30 <Avatar> it's Valeros' turn
17:34 <Valeros> full attack against #1
17:43 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+3 longsword; 1d20+2 shortsword
17:43 <dicebot> Valeros, longsword: [1d20=12] 15; shortsword: [1d20=7] 9
17:49 <Valeros> !roll 1d8+3 damage
17:49 <dicebot> Valeros, damage: [1d8=4] 7
18:04 <Valeros> 5 foot south
18:06 <Valeros> end turn
18:20 <Avatar> it's Siwmae's turn
20:20 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20
20:21 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d20: [1d20=11] 11
20:40 <Avatar> it's Andvaried's turn
20:48 <Siwmae> Siwmae runs inside and shoots a wild shot, but misses
26:02 <Andvaried> !roll 1d4+2 3rat
26:03 <dicebot> Andvaried, 3rat: [1d4=4] 6
26:08 <Andvaried> !roll 1d4+1 2rat
26:09 <dicebot> Andvaried, 2rat: [1d4=4] 5
26:18 <Valeros> I clap for Andvaried
26:24 <Valeros> "Good work."
26:26 <Siwmae> Sigh of relief
26:32 * Andvaried leans against a box
28:03 <Valeros> "How are we going to get this crate away from the water safely?"
29:22 <Zayluri> !roll 1d8+1
29:23 <dicebot> Zayluri, 1d8+1: [1d8=6] 7
29:56 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+9 percep
29:57 <dicebot> Siwmae, percep: [1d20=12] 21
31:10 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+5
31:11 <dicebot> Zayluri, 1d20+5: [1d20=13] 18
33:22 <Valeros> "I could lift that. Just."
33:36 <Andvaried> "I can support with my breeze spell."
33:56 <Valeros> "Weeeeeeeee!"
34:27 <Valeros> I bust it open
34:31 <Valeros> bust that bitch open
36:49 <Avatar> The crate also contains 10 sets of masterwork thieves’ 
36:50 <Avatar> tools, three flasks of alchemist’s fire, a flask of acid, a dozen 
36:50 <Avatar> jars of various inks, a footprint book*, adamantine weapon 
36:50 <Avatar> blanch*, three bags of powder*, a deck of marked cards*, 
36:50 <Avatar> and two sets of average loaded dice*. (Items marked with 
36:50 <Avatar> an asterisk may be found in the Advanced Player’s Guide.)
37:01 <Valeros> "Sounds like these books are what we're after."
37:28 <Valeros> I'll pocket the alchemists fire and flask of acid
37:39 <Valeros> and the blanch
38:40 <Avatar> http://imgur.com/363Rh
39:05 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+0 perception
39:06 <dicebot> Valeros, perception: [1d20=14] 14
39:10 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+9 per
39:10 <dicebot> Siwmae, per: [1d20=15] 24
39:11 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20 perception
39:12 <dicebot> Zayluri, perception: [1d20=9] 9
39:20 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20+1 percp
39:21 <dicebot> Andvaried, percp: [1d20=6] 7
39:35 <Siwmae> "They're back..."
40:15 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+0 heal
40:15 <dicebot> Valeros, heal: [1d20=7] 7
40:22 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20 Heal
40:22 <dicebot> Zayluri, Heal: [1d20=19] 19
40:28 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20+1 heal
40:28 <dicebot> Andvaried, heal: [1d20=10] 11
43:28 <Avatar> “Good day to you, Pathfinders. I am Amenopheus, the Sapphire 
43:29 <Avatar> Sage, advisor to Master Salhar. I understand you were sent 
43:29 <Avatar> here to discuss archaeological permissions. Knowing this was 
43:29 <Avatar> coming, I spoke with Master Salhar at length on the subject 
43:29 <Avatar> and have this to say. 
44:48 <Avatar> “Since Osirion was reopened to exploration a decade ago, 
44:48 <Avatar> adventurers, historians, and treasure-seekers flock to my 
44:48 <Avatar> country by the hundreds, perhaps thousands. While most 
44:48 <Avatar> families with ancestral burial vaults maintain guards and keep 
44:48 <Avatar> their sites out of the hands of casual thieves, not all families 
44:48 <Avatar> have the wealth or power to restrict everyone, and as we all 
44:48 <Avatar> know, not every defense is perfectly secure. Unscrupulous 
44:48 <Avatar> tomb robbers and maligned merchant organizations cause 
44:48 <Avatar> Osirion to bleed relics into the Inner Sea—something the 
44:48 <Avatar> descendents of Ancient Osirion cannot afford. We Osiriani 
44:48 <Avatar> have thousands of years of rich history coursing through our 
44:48 <Avatar> veins, and while that power has been out of focus in recent 
44:48 <Avatar> years, we are content to wait, knowing our enemies will wear 
44:48 <Avatar> themselves down. As they fall into arrogance, folly, or greed, 
44:48 <Avatar> we wait for our return to power, knowing we bear the riches of 
44:48 <Avatar> our ancestors at our feet.
45:19 <Avatar> “Master Salhar remains impressed by the Pathfinder 
45:20 <Avatar> Society, orating in their favor a handful of times in front 
45:20 <Avatar> of Absalom’s Grand Council, in fact. Due to previous 
45:20 <Avatar> relationships between him and the Society, Master Salhar 
45:20 <Avatar> has agreed to grant permission to the Pathfinder Society to 
45:20 <Avatar> explore his family’s vaults below Sothis. The only thing he 
45:32 <Avatar> requires is that you retrieve the map of the vaults from his 
45:32 <Avatar> own vault here. The servant will lead you to the basement 
45:33 <Avatar> and show you the room.”
45:33 <Avatar> The Sapphire Sage’s eyes twinkle as he smirks knowingly, 
45:33 <Avatar> then he turns back to reading his book as though he had 
45:33 <Avatar> never been disturbed.
46:04 <Valeros> I go in
46:15 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+9 perception checckkk
46:15 <dicebot> Siwmae, perception checckkk: [1d20=8] 17
46:21 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20 Perception
46:21 <dicebot> Zayluri, Perception: [1d20=13] 13
46:46 <Valeros> "Hey!"
46:46 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20+1 perception
46:47 <dicebot> Andvaried, perception: [1d20=14] 15
46:48 <Valeros> "What is this!"
47:06 <Avatar> A plain stone room contains three chests: a copper-banded 
47:07 <Avatar> chest of smooth, dark wood; a red lacquered chest; and what 
47:07 <Avatar> looks to be a cube of solid steel. Behind the chests sits a low 
47:07 <Avatar> table holding a clear glass jar half full of liquid and a covered 
47:07 <Avatar> wicker basket.
47:10 <Zayluri> "I'm not sure the pathfinder society is worth all this trouble."
47:21 <Andvaried> "Maybe we should just quit now."
47:36 <Siwmae> "I'm sleepy"
47:38 <Andvaried> "Because i cant take much worse missions then this"
47:45 <Andvaried> "I still have to pee"
48:03 <Siwmae> "What is our purpose here?"
48:14 <Siwmae> "Why the three chest?"
48:14 <Zayluri> "Lets get that map, check for traps Shimmy."
48:34 <Andvaried> "Trap check"
48:35 <Zayluri> "I hate traps."
48:38 <Andvaried> "It's a trap"
48:47 <Zayluri> "Of course its a trap, he's got eagle eyes."
48:50 <Andvaried> "Should I detect magic on the boxes as well?"
48:55 <Zayluri> "Might as well"
49:12 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+9 for traps
49:12 <dicebot> Siwmae, for traps: [1d20=1] 10
50:54 <Andvaried> "The copper banded chest is illusioned.. Nothing on the red chest.."
51:07 <Andvaried> "Maybe its the safe one.?"
51:09 <Avatar> illusion on the copper-banded chest
51:10 <Avatar> universal on the steel cube chest
51:10 <Avatar> also in the room is a red-lacquered chest, a wicker basket and a glass jar
51:22 <Siwmae> "I don't see any traps on it..."
51:55 <Zayluri> "seems a bit unlikely that there's no traps in a situation like this."
54:05 <Valeros> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/rare-cantrips
56:32 <Valeros> "Good work!"
56:37 <Valeros> "I sure do love partying with you magic guys."
56:40 <Valeros> "Do all the hard work for me. Har har!"
58:15 <Siwmae> Siwmae readies his bow
58:16 <Valeros> I'll go look in the basket
58:22 <Valeros> snake in my face !!
58:26 <Valeros> "There's a snake in here."
58:35 <Valeros> I'll see if there's anything else in the basket
58:37 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+0 perception
58:38 <dicebot> Valeros, perception: [1d20=16] 16
58:42 <Valeros> I'll grab the key
58:47 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+5 Nature (ITS A SNAAKKE)
58:47 <dicebot> Zayluri, Nature (ITS A SNAAKKE): [1d20=8] 13
58:57 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+2 reflex
58:57 <dicebot> Valeros, reflex: [1d20=11] 13
59:08 <Valeros> "here's your key. chicken. cak-caw-caw!"
59:31 <Valeros> I give the key to Zayluri
00:10 <Andvaried> "Two keys, 3 chests"
00:24 <Andvaried> "Gamble with the snake"
00:51 <Zayluri> !roll 1d6
00:51 <dicebot> Zayluri, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
01:12 <Zayluri> !roll 1d6
01:12 <dicebot> Zayluri, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
01:29 <Andvaried> "Mage Hand and smack the chest"
01:53 <Valeros> "I can't do all your dirty work!"
02:13 <Andvaried> "Just keep shoving the key into the lock with mage hand"
02:19 <Valeros> I'll try it on the copper banded chest
02:22 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+1
02:22 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d20+1: [1d20=19] 20
02:50 <Valeros> "Hey, that chest is doing weird things."
03:00 <Zayluri> "Weird thing like what."
03:22 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+2
03:22 <dicebot> Zayluri, 1d20+2: [1d20=9] 11
03:24 <Valeros> "It's like it's there, but it's not."
03:51 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20+5 illusioncheck
03:52 <dicebot> Andvaried, illusioncheck: [1d20=13] 18
03:56 <Zayluri> "Oh, the dice have failed us."
04:07 <Zayluri> "I guess they were loaded poorly."
04:38 <Zayluri> "I guess pick it at random."
04:41 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+1 will
04:41 <dicebot> Siwmae, will: [1d20=17] 18
04:48 <Andvaried> "I would pick the red chest"
04:59 <Andvaried> "The other chest has magic on it too"
05:21 <Valeros> I give the blue stone key to Andvaried
05:24 <Zayluri> "I don't want to get blown up"
05:25 <Valeros> "Go for it!"
05:30 <Andvaried> "I give the key to Shimmy"
05:36 <Siwmae> "I'll do it..."
05:51 * Andvaried mage hands shimmy in the back, like tapping him on the back
05:56 <Andvaried> "Go for it."
06:13 <Andvaried> "Mage Hand high five?"
06:22 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+0 perception
06:23 <dicebot> Valeros, perception: [1d20=20] 20
06:31 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20+1 perceptioncheckyo
06:32 <dicebot> Andvaried, perceptioncheckyo: [1d20=11] 12
06:32 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20 Perception
06:32 <dicebot> Zayluri, Perception: [1d20=5] 5
06:32 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+9 perception
06:32 <dicebot> Siwmae, perception: [1d20=15] 24
06:37 <Valeros> "Hey, there's a key in the roof!"
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07:28 <Siwmae> "Theres a..scepter"
07:33 <Siwmae> "Who wants to grab it?"
07:36 <Zayluri> "It's pretty shiny."
07:44 * Andvaried Mage Hands the scepter
08:08 <Valeros> "Two keys, one chest!"
08:24 <Andvaried> "I would try the one on the ceiling before I use the scepter one"
08:33 <Andvaried> "Maybe both at the same time"
09:04 <Andvaried> "There is Universal Magic On the cube chest"
09:11 <Andvaried> "So be wary"
09:21 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+4 Appraise the scepter
09:21 <dicebot> Zayluri, Appraise the scepter: [1d20=6] 10
10:04 <Siwmae> "So which key?"
10:13 <Zayluri> "Fine, I'll decide."
10:16 <Zayluri> !roll 1d6
10:17 <dicebot> Zayluri, 1d6: [1d6=5] 5
10:35 <Siwmae> Use the non-sceptered one
10:37 <Andvaried> "Ceiling key"
10:40 <Zayluri> "So roof key, scepter, roof key, scepter, roof key"
10:49 <Siwmae> "Roof key it is"
10:54 <Valeros> I'll do that
10:56 <Siwmae> "I... like my scepter
10:59 <Valeros> using the gold ceiling key on the cube chest
11:51 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+1 will
11:52 <dicebot> Valeros, will: [1d20=18] 19
12:14 <Valeros> "It's open. Chickens."
12:31 <Zayluri> "Thanks trapspringer."
12:43 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20+5 spellcraft
12:43 <dicebot> Andvaried, spellcraft: [1d20=2] 7
12:57 <Andvaried> "I call shenanigans"
13:08 <Valeros> I try to get out
13:20 <Andvaried> "It's Valeros' fault for distracting me"
13:34 <Valeros> I knock on the door
13:39 <Valeros> "We have the map! Let us out!"
13:41 * Andvaried casts ray of frost on the snake
18:10 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+0 perception
18:10 <dicebot> Valeros, perception: [1d20=12] 12
18:12 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+9 perception
18:13 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20+1 per
18:13 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20 Perception
18:14 <dicebot> Siwmae, perception: [1d20=19] 28
18:14 <dicebot> Andvaried, per: [1d20=16] 17
18:14 <dicebot> Zayluri, Perception: [1d20=8] 8
18:34 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+0 sense
18:34 <Andvaried> "Shimmy over there is looking at germs"
18:34 <dicebot> Valeros, sense: [1d20=13] 13
18:38 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+1 Sense Motive
18:38 <dicebot> Zayluri, Sense Motive: [1d20=6] 7
18:42 <Andvaried> !Roll 1d20+1 sense
18:46 <dicebot> Andvaried, sense: [1d20=17] 18
18:50 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+1 SM
18:53 <dicebot> Siwmae, SM: [1d20=20] 21
19:59 <Andvaried> "Gimme that wand, Ima keep spellcrafting it"
21:05 <Zayluri> "Give me a look at it."
21:15 <Andvaried> "Go ahead"
22:03 <Andvaried> "Give it back"
22:22 <Andvaried> "To you, its just a stick"
22:35 * Zayluri twirls the cure light wounds wand
22:53 * Andvaried mage hands it away from you
23:25 * Zayluri gives his Andvaried the wand he found
25:20 <Avatar> “Aldor, you are dismissed. Close the door behind you and 
25:21 <Avatar> attend to your other tasks.” She then turns her attention to the 
25:21 <Avatar> group. “It’s always so incredibly adorable when I see a fresh-
25:21 <Avatar> faced batch of Pathfinders. I mean, look at you scrumptious 
25:21 <Avatar> little teacakes. I could eat each and every one of you up. 
25:21 <Avatar> Well, maybe not you.” Zarta points. “I assume this isn’t a 
25:21 <Avatar> pleasure visit since most of you are terribly overdressed for 
25:21 <Avatar> that manner of occasion, so that must mean you are here for 
25:21 <Avatar> that trinket Valsin has been nagging me about. Seems I can’t 
25:21 <Avatar> get that man around these parts anymore,” she gestures, 
25:21 <Avatar> sliding her hand down her body and widening the gesture 
25:21 <Avatar> to sweep out and across the room as if her home were a 
25:21 <Avatar> secondary thought. “On the good side, he always sends me 
25:21 <Avatar> all the precious new recruits.
25:39 <Avatar> “Many think we in Cheliax serve and worship devils, but 
25:40 <Avatar> that couldn’t be further from the truth. In fact, we use the 
25:40 <Avatar> creatures for their power. They serve us and we sculpt their 
25:52 <Avatar> power in our own interests. The world must come to terms 
25:52 <Avatar> with the order of things. People need to know their place and 
25:52 <Avatar> operate accordingly. It is the only way to make order from this 
25:52 <Avatar> world. Too many people stretch too far beyond their station, 
25:52 <Avatar> making waves and eroding the true order.”
28:21 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20+1 ride check
28:21 <dicebot> Andvaried, ride check: [1d20=8] 9
28:29 <Siwmae> "What was that???"
28:34 <Zayluri> "Whats banging on the door?"
28:44 <Zayluri> "Is it a devil?"
29:08 <Zayluri> "It's totally a devil."
29:25 <Siwmae> "How about you submit it yourself. You're used to them"
30:24 <Valeros> I'll take the dagger
30:28 <Valeros> and I wield it in my short-sword hand
30:36 <Valeros> actually I'll switch that with my longsword
30:50 <Valeros> "You can flirt with her later."
30:52 <Valeros> "We have a mission to do."
32:26 <Avatar> Zarta’s bedroom is decorated in the colors of Cheliax—
32:26 <Avatar> ebon black and crimson red. Silk, rare woods, and 
32:26 <Avatar> carefully carved marble compose every bit of furniture 
32:26 <Avatar> in the room. Goose down now litters the room, covering 
32:26 <Avatar> almost every surface and the silken shreds of the cushions 
32:26 <Avatar> that contained it lie about like f layed skin . A post on the 
32:26 <Avatar> massive screened bed is snapped in half, collapsed on the 
32:26 <Avatar> bed and drawing the screened curtains into a ripped slope 
32:26 <Avatar> of formerly f ine cloth. Vials of perfume and crystal jars of 
32:26 <Avatar> other cosmetics sit smashed on the marble f loor around 
32:26 <Avatar> the dresser. A prominent f ixture in the room, a large “X” 
32:26 <Avatar> made of stout wood sits along the west wall, complete with 
32:26 <Avatar> leather shackles and chains. A table sits to its left strewn 
32:37 <Avatar> with various items intended for pleasure, but outwardly 
32:37 <Avatar> resembling implements of pain.
33:04 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+5 Planes
33:04 <dicebot> Zayluri, Planes: [1d20=7] 12
35:00 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+2 initiative
35:01 <dicebot> Valeros, initiative: [1d20=12] 14
35:02 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+2 Init
35:03 <dicebot> Zayluri, Init: [1d20=5] 7
35:23 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20+3
35:24 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+8 initiative
35:25 <dicebot> Andvaried, 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5
35:25 <dicebot> Siwmae, initiative: [1d20=5] 13
36:01 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20+3
36:02 <dicebot> Andvaried, 1d20+3: [1d20=17] 20
37:21 <Avatar> it's Valeros' turn
38:36 <Valeros> I'll go two southwest and attack the square west of me
38:42 <Valeros> !rand hit miss
38:42 <dicebot> Valeros, random: miss
38:44 <Valeros> end turn
39:07 <Avatar> it's Siwmae's turn
39:33 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+9 perception
39:34 <dicebot> Siwmae, perception: [1d20=6] 15
40:10 <Avatar> it's Zayluri's turn
40:51 <Avatar> it's Andvaried's turn
42:19 <Avatar> it's Valeros' turn
42:35 <Valeros> I cover the square northwest of me with powdered chalk
42:49 <Avatar> it's Siwmae's turn
43:57 <Siwmae> !rand hit miss
43:58 <dicebot> Siwmae, random: hit
44:42 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20
44:42 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d20: [1d20=13] 13
45:22 <Avatar> it's Zayluri's turn
49:11 <Avatar> it's Andvaried's turn
50:08 <Zayluri> (Archivist "inspire courage" ability requires me to have made the knowledge check on it)
51:03 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20-2
51:08 <dicebot> Zayluri, 1d20-2: [1d20=3] 1
51:57 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+2
51:57 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d20+2: [1d20=16] 18
52:36 <Avatar> it's Valeros' turn
52:41 <Valeros> I drop both bags of powder as a free action
52:45 <Valeros> and charge the imp
53:03 <Valeros> chaaaaaaaaaarge! "Andvarie, put that powder northeast of you!"
53:11 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+6 letteropener
53:11 <dicebot> Valeros, letteropener: [1d20=13] 19
53:24 <Valeros> !roll 1d4+3 damage
53:24 <dicebot> Valeros, damage: [1d4=1] 4
53:44 <Avatar> it's Siwmae's turn
55:28 <Siwmae> 1d20+5
55:34 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+5
55:34 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d20+5: [1d20=20] 25
55:41 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+5
55:41 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d20+5: [1d20=5] 10
56:03 <Siwmae> !roll 1d8+1
56:03 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d8+1: [1d8=1] 2
56:14 <Avatar> it's Andvaried's turn
56:51 <Avatar> it's Zayluri's turn
57:54 <Valeros> "hedge this guy in!"
57:59 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+6 Perform
58:00 <dicebot> Zayluri, Perform: [1d20=2] 8
59:23 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20-3
59:23 <dicebot> Andvaried, 1d20-3: [1d20=8] 5
00:35 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+4 AOO
00:43 <dicebot> Valeros, AOO: [1d20=14] 18
00:52 <Valeros> !roll 1d4+3 damage
00:55 <dicebot> Valeros, damage: [1d4=1] 4
02:00 <Avatar> it's Valeros' turn
02:41 <Valeros> southeast and south
02:43 <Valeros> attack where he was
02:45 <Valeros> !rand hit miss
02:45 <dicebot> Valeros, random: miss
02:46 <Valeros> end turn
02:51 <Avatar> it's Siwmae's turn
03:13 <Avatar> it's Zayluri's turn
03:30 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+6
03:32 <dicebot> Zayluri, 1d20+6: [1d20=10] 16
03:35 <Avatar> it's Andvaried's turn
07:01 <Avatar> it's Valeros' turn
07:29 <Valeros> charge to C4
07:36 <Valeros> and attack B3
07:38 <Valeros> !rand miss hit
07:38 <dicebot> Valeros, random: miss
07:39 <Valeros> end turn
08:29 <Avatar> it's Zayluri's turn
10:39 <Zayluri> !rand hit miss
10:40 <dicebot> Zayluri, random: hit
10:40 <Avatar> !rand miss hit
10:40 <dicebot> Avatar, random: hit
11:15 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+0 CMB
11:16 <dicebot> Zayluri, CMB: [1d20=2] 2
11:46 <Avatar> it's Andvaried's turn
13:31 <Avatar> 1d20+bab+dex
13:38 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20+1
13:38 <dicebot> Andvaried, 1d20+1: [1d20=11] 12
14:30 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+!
14:30 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d20+!: [1d20=6+!] 6
16:45 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20 Fort
16:46 <dicebot> Zayluri, Fort: [1d20=9] 9
16:53 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20 Fort
16:53 <dicebot> Zayluri, Fort: [1d20=13] 13
17:14 <Avatar> it's Valeros' turn
17:18 <Valeros> 5ft nw
17:37 <Valeros> full attack the imp
17:47 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+2 letteropener; 1d20+3 longsword
17:48 <dicebot> Valeros, letteropener: [1d20=9] 11; longsword: [1d20=17] 20
18:08 <Valeros> !roll 1d8+3 damage
18:08 <dicebot> Valeros, damage: [1d8=4] 7
18:27 <Valeros> end turn
18:38 <Avatar> it's Siwmae's turn
19:20 <Valeros> "Make sure he can't get away!"
19:49 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+1
19:50 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d20+1: [1d20=4] 5
20:02 <Avatar> it's Zayluri's turn
21:05 <Avatar> it's Andvaried's turn
21:07 <Zayluri> !1d20+6 Perform
21:15 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+6 Perform
21:15 <dicebot> Zayluri, Perform: [1d20=19] 25
21:36 <Andvaried> !roll 1d10-3
21:38 <Avatar> 1d20+bab+dex-4 
21:40 <dicebot> Andvaried, 1d10-3: [1d10=2] -1
21:44 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20-3
21:45 <dicebot> Andvaried, 1d20-3: [1d20=13] 10
22:22 <Avatar> it's Valeros' turn
22:50 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+2 letter; 1d20+3 longsword
22:51 <dicebot> Valeros, letter: [1d20=18] 20; longsword: [1d20=7] 10
23:01 <Valeros> !roll 1d4+3 damage
23:01 <dicebot> Valeros, damage: [1d4=1] 4
23:21 <Avatar> it's Siwmae's turn
24:03 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+1
24:03 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d20+1: [1d20=20] 21
24:11 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+1
24:12 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d20+1: [1d20=2] 3
24:23 <Siwmae> !roll 1d8+1
24:23 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
24:39 <Avatar> it's Zayluri's turn
25:09 <Avatar> aiding Valeros' attack
25:11 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20 Aiding
25:12 <dicebot> Zayluri, Aiding: [1d20=3] 3
25:20 <Avatar> it's Andvaried's turn
25:39 <Andvaried> !roll 2d4+3
25:39 <dicebot> Andvaried, 2d4+3: [2d4=1,3] 7
26:23 <Valeros> I take the box from him
26:24 <Siwmae> "I wonder what that meant.."
26:38 <Zayluri> "It doesn't want to be dismissed."
26:50 <Valeros> I walk outside and see Zarta
26:55 <Valeros> "This is the trinket, right?"
28:28 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+1 Sense Motive
28:28 <dicebot> Zayluri, Sense Motive: [1d20=8] 9
30:09 <Avatar> "That's the one."
30:18 <Valeros> "Okay. Your 'plaything' in there is ready to be disciplined."
30:24 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+1 Sense Motive
30:28 <dicebot> Zayluri, Sense Motive: [1d20=1] 2
30:36 <Avatar> "Wonderful."
31:05 <Valeros> "Andvaried, are you going to start with Mistress Zarta?"
31:16 <Valeros> stay/start
31:20 <Zayluri> "Never want to see another imp for the rest of my life."
31:29 <Andvaried> "Until you guys get ready to leave, sure"
31:34 <Andvaried> "We can hang around for awhile right?"
31:46 <Siwmae> Is ready to leave
31:53 <Avatar> "Come over here and sit on my lap, teacake."
32:03 * Andvaried is ready to leave
32:05 <Valeros> "We actually have to go."
32:18 <Avatar> "Maybe next time, scrumptious."
32:21 <Andvaried> "Kiss on the cheek?"
32:25 <Siwmae> "You ugly gurl" bolts away
32:55 * Andvaried mage hand slaps you
33:00 <Andvaried> "Making fun of my girlfriend eh?"
33:35 <Zayluri> "Oh I'm sure nothing is going to go wrong here."
33:45 <Andvaried> "Of course not"
33:56 <Andvaried> "Things always go good for the protagionists"
34:25 <Zayluri> "Who says we are."
34:38 <Siwmae> "I'm pretty sure i'm the only main character"
34:40 <Zayluri> "We could just be minor characters killed off."
34:41 <Andvaried> "I
34:52 <Andvaried> "YOU could just be minor characters killed off."
35:09 <Andvaried> "The fact i survived with 2 hp, proves im the REAL protagionist"
35:40 <Avatar> A throng of people blocks the street ahead. A performance 
35:41 <Avatar> art group commandeers the street, drawing graffiti to create 
35:41 <Avatar> a jolly hellscape complete with illusory devils comically 
35:41 <Avatar> dancing around in circles. A few citizens avoiding the crowd 
35:41 <Avatar> slip off-street through a nearby alley, the only egress past 
35:41 <Avatar> the gathering.
36:43 <Siwmae> "Oh snap"
36:44 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+2 initiative
36:45 <dicebot> Valeros, initiative: [1d20=6] 8
36:56 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+8 init
36:57 <dicebot> Siwmae, init: [1d20=16] 24
37:01 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20+3 initiativeive
37:01 <dicebot> Andvaried, initiativeive: [1d20=6] 9
38:35 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+2 Init
38:36 <dicebot> Zayluri, Init: [1d20=5] 7
42:37 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20
42:37 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d20: [1d20=15] 15
44:59 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+8 Spellcraft
45:00 <dicebot> Zayluri, Spellcraft: [1d20=11] 19
46:11 <Avatar> it's Valeros' turn
46:15 <Valeros> full attack L
46:24 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+3 longsword; 1d20+2 shortsword
46:25 <dicebot> Valeros, longsword: [1d20=17] 20; shortsword: [1d20=12] 14
46:37 <Valeros> !roll 1d8+3 damage
46:38 <dicebot> Valeros, damage: [1d8=7] 10
46:49 <Valeros> end turn
47:00 <Avatar> it's Andvaried's turn
47:08 <Valeros> "Take this guy out!"
47:10 <Valeros> I point at L
48:21 <Andvaried> !roll 2d4+3
48:25 <dicebot> Andvaried, 2d4+3: [2d4=4,4] 11
48:49 <Avatar> it's Zayluri's turn
50:10 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+5 K Local
50:10 <dicebot> Zayluri, K Local: [1d20=7] 12
51:32 <Avatar> it's Siwmae's turn
51:59 <Avatar> !rand miss hit hit hit hit
52:00 <dicebot> Avatar, random: miss
52:12 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+5
52:12 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d20+5: [1d20=14] 19
53:07 <Avatar> it's Valeros' turn
54:35 <Valeros> 5ft step east, ready attack
54:38 <Avatar> it's Andvaried's turn
55:02 <Andvaried> !rand miss hit
55:12 <dicebot> Andvaried, random: miss
55:26 <Avatar> it's Zayluri's turn
56:30 <Avatar> it's Siwmae's turn
57:29 <Valeros> "Your man is dead! Come out now and the rest of you can live!"
57:59 <Zayluri> !rand hit hit hit hit miss
58:00 <dicebot> Zayluri, random: hit
58:04 <Siwmae> !rand miss hit hit hit hit
58:05 <dicebot> Siwmae, random: hit
59:08 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+3 Attack
59:08 <dicebot> Zayluri, Attack: [1d20=13] 16
59:11 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+6
59:11 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d20+6: [1d20=17] 23
59:33 <Zayluri> !roll 1d8 Lxbow
59:33 <Siwmae> !roll 1d8+1
59:34 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
59:34 <dicebot> Zayluri, Lxbow: [1d8=6] 6
01:15 <Valeros> 11/16hp
03:16 <Avatar> it's Valeros' turn
07:29 <Valeros> 13/16hp
07:32 <Valeros> 5ft east
07:33 <Valeros> full attack
07:52 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+4 longsword; 1d20+3 shortsword
07:52 <dicebot> Valeros, longsword: [1d20=4] 8; shortsword: [1d20=10] 13
07:56 <Valeros> end turn
08:07 <Avatar> it's Andvaried's turn
08:39 <Andvaried> !rand miss miss hit miss miss
08:40 <dicebot> Andvaried, random: miss
09:10 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20+1
09:12 <dicebot> Andvaried, 1d20+1: [1d20=11] 12
09:24 <Avatar> it's Zayluri's turn
10:11 <Avatar> aiding Valeros' attack
10:27 <Zayluri> !rand hit hit hit hit miss
10:28 <dicebot> Zayluri, random: hit
10:37 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+1
10:40 <dicebot> Zayluri, 1d20+1: [1d20=17] 18
10:48 <Avatar> it's Siwmae's turn
11:15 <Siwmae> !rand hit hit hit hit miss
11:15 <dicebot> Siwmae, random: hit
11:23 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+6
11:23 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d20+6: [1d20=16] 22
13:27 <Avatar> it's Valeros' turn
13:30 <Valeros> "Either come out and fight, or surrender!"
13:34 <Valeros> ready an attack
13:44 <Avatar> it's Andvaried's turn
14:42 <Avatar> it's Zayluri's turn
14:52 <Avatar> it's Siwmae's turn
17:33 <Valeros> !roll 1d201 will
17:33 <dicebot> Valeros, will: [1d201=193] 193
17:36 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+1
17:37 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d20+1: [1d20=7] 8
17:37 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20+1
17:37 <dicebot> Andvaried, 1d20+1: [1d20=3] 4
17:40 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+1 will
17:41 <dicebot> Valeros, will: [1d20=18] 19
17:47 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+2 Will Save
17:49 <dicebot> Zayluri, Will Save: [1d20=19] 21
18:39 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+1
18:40 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d20+1: [1d20=8] 9
19:08 <Siwmae> 9/13 hp
19:28 <Andvaried> 5/9
19:45 <Zayluri> 4/8
19:46 <Valeros> 11/16
19:46 <Avatar> it's Valeros' turn
19:58 <Valeros> continue to ready my attack
20:11 <Avatar> it's Andvaried's turn
20:25 <Avatar> it's Zayluri's turn
20:53 <Zayluri> !roll 1d8+1
20:53 <dicebot> Zayluri, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
20:55 <Avatar> it's Siwmae's turn
21:55 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+4 longsword
21:56 <dicebot> Valeros, longsword: [1d20=13] 17
22:03 <Siwmae> !rand hit miss miss miss miss
22:03 <Valeros> !rand miss hit hit hit hit
22:03 <dicebot> Siwmae, random: miss
22:03 <dicebot> Valeros, random: hit
22:28 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+5
22:29 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d20+5: [1d20=13] 18
22:43 <Valeros> !roll 1d8+3+1d6
22:44 <dicebot> Valeros, 1d8+3+1d6: [1d8=1; 1d6=3] 7
22:53 <Siwmae> !roll 1d8+1
22:53 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d8+1: [1d8=1] 2
23:38 <Valeros> 3/16
26:00 <Avatar> it's Andvaried's turn
28:19 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20-7
28:19 <dicebot> Andvaried, 1d20-7: [1d20=1] -6
28:28 <Avatar> it's Zayluri's turn
28:55 <Zayluri> !roll 1d8+1
28:55 <dicebot> Zayluri, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
28:56 <Avatar> it's Valeros' turn
28:59 <Valeros> 6/16
29:01 <Valeros> full attack
29:18 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+4 longsword; 1d20+3 shortsword
29:18 <dicebot> Valeros, longsword: [1d20=17] 21; shortsword: [1d20=3] 6
29:26 <Valeros> !roll 1d8+3 damage
29:26 <dicebot> Valeros, damage: [1d8=6] 9
29:36 <Valeros> !rand miss hit hit hit hit
29:37 <dicebot> Valeros, random: hit
29:49 <Valeros> "Another one down! Are you going to surrender yet?"
29:58 <Avatar> it's Siwmae's turn
29:59 <Andvaried> "Don't be wankers!"
30:52 <Siwmae> !rand miss hit
30:54 <dicebot> Siwmae, random: hit
31:07 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+6
31:07 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d20+6: [1d20=15] 21
31:25 <Siwmae> !roll 1d8
31:25 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d8: [1d8=6] 6
31:55 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+9 perception
31:55 <dicebot> Siwmae, perception: [1d20=16] 25
32:16 <Avatar> it's Andvaried's turn
32:36 <Avatar> it's Zayluri's turn
32:50 <Avatar> it's Valeros' turn
32:54 <Valeros> ready attack
33:16 <Avatar> it's Siwmae's turn
34:07 <Siwmae> !rand miss hit hit hit hit
34:08 <dicebot> Siwmae, random: hit
34:14 <Siwmae> !rand miss hit
34:15 <dicebot> Siwmae, random: miss
34:59 <Valeros> !rand miss hit hit hit hit
34:59 <dicebot> Valeros, random: hit
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36:11 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+4 longsword
36:11 <dicebot> Valeros, longsword: [1d20=9] 13
36:48 <Avatar> it's Andvaried's turn
36:55 <Andvaried> !roll 2d4+3
36:57 <dicebot> Andvaried, 2d4+3: [2d4=3,2] 8
37:17 <Avatar> it's Zayluri's turn
37:37 <Zayluri> !roll 1d8+1 Cure Light
37:38 <dicebot> Zayluri, Cure Light: [1d8=7] 8
37:45 <Valeros> 14/16
37:53 <Avatar> it's Siwmae's turn
38:10 <Siwmae> !roll miss hit hit hit hit
38:22 <Siwmae> !rand miss hit hit hit hit
38:22 <dicebot> Siwmae, random: miss
39:55 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+4 longsword; 1d20+3 shortsword
39:56 <dicebot> Valeros, longsword: [1d20=4] 8; shortsword: [1d20=6] 9
41:47 <Valeros> !roll 1d20+1 will
41:48 <dicebot> Valeros, will: [1d20=3] 4
41:54 <Andvaried> !roll 1d20+1
41:55 <Zayluri> !roll 1d20+2
41:55 <dicebot> Andvaried, 1d20+1: [1d20=5] 6
41:55 <dicebot> Zayluri, 1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12
42:58 <Avatar> !roll 2d4
42:59 <dicebot> Avatar, 2d4: [2d4=1,3] 4
43:01 <Avatar> !roll 1d4
43:02 <dicebot> Avatar, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
43:27 <Avatar> it's Siwmae's turn
43:48 <Siwmae> !rand hit miss hit hit hit
43:49 <dicebot> Siwmae, random: hit
44:17 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+6
44:18 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d20+6: [1d20=1] 7
45:51 <Siwmae> 4
46:05 <Avatar> it's Siwmae's turn
46:46 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+6
46:47 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d20+6: [1d20=20] 26
46:56 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+6
46:56 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d20+6: [1d20=10] 16
47:06 <Siwmae> !roll 1d8
47:06 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d8: [1d8=3] 3
47:14 <Siwmae> !roll 1d8
47:14 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d8: [1d8=3] 3
47:26 <Siwmae> !roll 1d8
47:27 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d8: [1d8=3] 3
48:20 <Avatar> it's Siwmae's turn
48:30 <Siwmae> attack h
48:35 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+6
48:35 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d20+6: [1d20=20] 26
48:43 <Siwmae> !roll 1d20+6
48:44 <dicebot> Siwmae, 1d20+6: [1d20=11] 17
49:02 <Siwmae> !roll 3d8+3
49:02 <dicebot> Siwmae, 3d8+3: [3d8=1,1,8] 13
49:25 <Valeros> "What happened?"
49:27 <Siwmae> "I"
49:29 <Siwmae> "Kicked"
49:31 <Siwmae> "Ass"
49:40 <Andvaried> "My head hurts"
49:45 <Andvaried> "And i still have to PEE"
53:09 * Avatar removes voice from Andvaried Siwmae Valeros Zayluri
53:14 Valeros is now known as Ballig
53:19 Zayluri is now known as vhzod
53:21 Andvaried is now known as Andvarie
53:22 <Avatar> if you have a day job, you can roll that
53:27 Siwmae is now known as Akhaara
53:30 <Andvarie> Critical Hits FTW
53:31 <Avatar> 1+ rank in craft, profession or perform
53:41 <Avatar> will give you some extra gold
53:50 <vhzod> !roll 1d20+6 Performin my Day Job with Perform
53:50 <dicebot> vhzod, Performin my Day Job with Perform: [1d20=19] 25
53:59 <Ballig> nice
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54:14 <vhzod> I get 5 gp!
54:32 <Ballig> actually it's 50 gp!
54:38 <vhzod> No actually I don't know
54:41 <vhzod> I'm changing Cure Light Wounds to something else
54:46 <Ballig> a 25 is 50gp
54:47 <vhzod> since I have the wand 
54:48 <vhzod> I didn't see that one coming
55:02 <vhzod> That's legit right
55:08 <Avatar> 5 minutes to midnight
55:09 <vhzod> Since I'm still level 1
55:56 <Avatar> you can't rebuild equipment you've already bought and used
56:37 <Ballig> oh yeah
56:40 <Ballig> it's almost 2013
56:47 <Ballig> Avatar: are you sure?
57:11 <vhzod> No no I mean my spell slot
57:19 <vhzod> I have a wand I don't need a spell slot with cure light in it
57:25 <Ballig> oh, you mean used up like charges or a potion
57:32 <vhzod> No my bard spell slot
57:36 <vhzod> I have 2 spells I can use
57:37 <Ballig> yeah
57:41 <vhzod> I'd like to change it
57:44 <vhzod> can I do that
57:49 <Ballig> equipment in general, though, can be sold back at full price during a level 1 rebuild
58:00 <vhzod> I like my wand
58:03 <Ballig> check out the retraining rules
58:04 <vhzod> I'm keepin it
58:45 <Ballig> okay the retraining rules look pretty simple
58:54 <Hiruma> 2013 is the year of the powergamer
58:56 <Ballig> you can rebuild anything as long as it's legal per the character creation rules
59:03 <Ballig> why is it the year of the powergamer
59:07 <Avatar> yeah it does say anything
59:27 <Avatar> that seems extremely cheap to burn an item of its charges and then say I'll buy something else instead
59:29 <Hiruma> because it needed to be something. 2012 was the year of the kickstarter
59:34 <vhzod> I'm not going to
59:37 <vhzod> I'm keeping the wand as is
59:42 <Avatar> you'll still use it
59:48 <Ballig> I would say that if it was something like a wand, if you've used charges on it the wand you replace it with should have lesser charges
59:51 <Andvarie> avatar
59:53 <Andvarie> 72710-1
59:58 <Avatar> pm it to me
00:05 <vhzod> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/c/chord-of-shards
00:08 <Ballig> e.g. if he wanted to switch out his CLW wand for an infernal healing wand, I'd say it had the same charges as his CLW wand had
00:11 <vhzod> Bard buring hands
00:33 <vhzod> So chord of shards or grease
00:45 <Ballig> yeah chord of shards is good but doesn't scale
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00:58 <vhzod> I don't plan to take many levels of bard
01:07 <Ballig> great at first level, good at second level, mediocre at third level, beyond that maybe a bit underpowered
01:16 <vhzod> So should I take that or grease
01:20 <Ballig> happy new year jerks!!
01:44 <Avatar> gg
01:48 <vhzod> iT'S the 31st here ;p
01:56 <Ballig> yeah well it's 2013 here
02:00 <Ballig> how does it feel to be so far behind
02:02 <Avatar> first steps seems like a good way to start the new year !!
02:09 <Ballig> let's play first steps 2
02:11 <Avatar> or end the last one
02:15 <Ballig> I'll GM it
02:23 <Ballig> who's in
02:26 <vhzod> oh shit
02:33 <Avatar> I actually need part 2
02:34 <vhzod> It's 8 am
02:35 <vhzod> here
02:41 <Ballig> so you have all day
02:41 <Ballig> perfect
02:47 <vhzod> I have to work at 11pm
02:51 <Avatar> tomorrow
02:52 <Avatar> ?
02:55 <Ballig> that's in 15 hours !!
02:58 <Ballig> I mean right now
02:58 <vhzod> it sure is
03:06 <Ballig> we can easily finish it in 15 hours
03:07 <Avatar> I have to dig up some chronicle sheets for you guys
03:19 <vhzod> So grease or chord of shards Ballig
03:23 <vhzod> I can't decide
03:59 <vhzod> if I get summon mon I in bard does the caster level stack for other casting classes
03:59 <Ballig> they're both good
04:09 <Ballig> I don't believe so
04:11 <vhzod> Should I ditch saving finale and get both of them then?
04:16 <Ballig> unless you have a specific ability that lets that happen
04:32 <Avatar> andvarie left before he could get his chronicle
04:35 <vhzod> Letting people reroll their save as an immediate action seems kinda good
04:52 <Avatar> why did they leave so fast
04:54 <vhzod> but its only during a performance
05:01 <vhzod> because they probably live in the us where its 8am
05:02 <vhzod> or 5 am
05:11 <Avatar> they had to wait like 2 minutes
05:23 <vhzod> Ballig: So whats your opinion on saving finale
05:30 <Ballig> I think saving finale is good too
05:34 <vhzod> Well damn
05:48 <Ballig> maybe you should take the Extra Spell feat !!
06:04 <vhzod> I took Lingering song
06:13 <vhzod> which is way more useful since I'm not gonna have a lot of bard rounds
06:33 <Ballig> maybe you should be human
06:47 <vhzod> no wai
06:50 <vhzod> humans suck
07:01 <Ballig> bonus human feat
08:24 <vhzod> yeah I'm good
09:07 <vhzod> well hmm
09:12 <Ballig> haha
09:14 <vhzod> I could get an extra bard cantrip
09:41 <MekkisScreen> happy new year, fraudsters south of the border
10:00 <vhzod> Thats pretty sweet for a bard
10:05 <Ballig> you're just jealous that our fake time gets us to 2013 first
10:07 <Ballig> mua-ha-ha
10:38 <vhzod> Silver Tongued Human are often adept at subtle manipulation and putting even sworn foes at ease. Humans with this trait gain a +2 bonus on Diplomacy and Bluff checks. In addition, when they use Diplomacy to shift a creature's attitude, they can shift up to three steps up rather than just two. This racial trait replaces skilled.
10:40 <vhzod> damn
11:03 <Ballig> lose out on the +1 bonus human skill point though
11:19 <vhzod> Shift up to three steps!
11:49 <Ballig> if you roll high enough!
12:38 <vhzod> true
13:01 <vhzod> I am tempted but I don't really want to waste a feat on a bonus spell
13:36 <Ballig> you would find it useful at first, but afterwards maybe not so much
13:45 <Ballig> by the time you have 6 cantrips, having a 7th cantrip might not seem like it was worth a feat
13:58 <vhzod> I just have to survive one more scenario and then I can get my witch stuff
14:17 <vhzod> I kinda want to switch over to witch and get extra hex and accursed hex
14:23 <vhzod> and get bard second level
16:22 <Avatar> judas levelled up
16:27 <Ballig> I'm not sure what class my new first level is going to be now
16:31 <Ballig> haha, Judas the Sczarni paladin?
16:34 <Avatar> yeah 
17:14 <vhzod> I hate to say it but I'm passing out
17:16 <Avatar> I don't know anything about what feats are good for paladins
17:21 <Avatar> gg vhzod
17:23 <vhzod> I'm just living on adrenaline
17:28 <vhzod> I want to play I really do
17:47 <Ballig> haha I was mostly blowing hot air
18:19 <vhzod> oh
18:20 <vhzod> good ;p
18:21 <vhzod> zzot
18:57 <Avatar> is cleave good enough you reckon
19:40 <Ballig> I've seen it used well
19:45 <Ballig> but I've never been able to bring myself to take it
19:47 <Avatar> yeah on a fighter
19:51 <Ballig> I think cleaving finish is what you go for usually
19:54 <Avatar> what is the downside?
20:03 <Ballig> for basic "cleave" you actually have to use it
20:08 <vhzod> great cleave!
20:08 <Ballig> it doesn't happen automatically
20:10 <Ballig> you have to say "I will cleave at X"
20:17 <Ballig> and take penalties on your AC, I think, for that round
20:31 <vhzod> Do you have int
20:35 <vhzod> get combat expertise
21:00 <Avatar> 10 int
21:04 <Avatar> why combat expertise
21:05 <vhzod> nope
21:09 <vhzod> AC
21:11 <vhzod> thats why
21:16 <Ballig> do you have power attack
21:20 <Avatar> yeah
21:26 <Ballig> I guess you do if you're after cleave
21:37 <vhzod> Why not something paladinny
21:43 <vhzod> don't you get lay on hands or something
21:45 <vhzod> at 2\
21:48 <Avatar> I don't know what is paladinny
21:52 <Avatar> that's the problem?
21:55 <Avatar> what is paladinny
21:56 <Ballig> I've liked furious focus
22:00 <vhzod> Lay on hands
22:02 <Ballig> but it's mostly better from level 4, I think
22:05 <vhzod> aaaannd smite
22:12 <vhzod> Those are things you can do that nobody else can do
22:14 <Avatar> lay on hands isn't a feat
22:21 <vhzod> A feat that enhances it somehow
22:22 <Ballig> you can do things with lay on hands though I think
22:37 <Ballig> there's "Extra Mercy"
22:47 <Ballig> greater mercy
22:55 <Avatar> I don't have mercy
23:01 <Avatar> 3rd level
23:03 <Ballig> ahh
23:10 <Ballig> greater mercy doesn't seem bad at all
23:15 <Ballig> +1d6 healing if your target doesn't need a mercy
23:23 <Ballig> although 1d6 might quickly become redundant
23:32 <Avatar> I actually have no faith in d6s
23:49 <Ballig> radiant charge
24:00 <Ballig> oh you have to actually charge
24:07 <Ballig> oh and it uses ALL your remaining lay on hands
24:10 <Ballig> that's a bit terrible
24:26 <Ballig> reward of grace/reward of life
24:44 <Ballig> reward of grace gives you +1 to attacks for one round after you  use lay on hands
25:04 <Ballig> reward of life gives you hp equal to your charisma bonus when you use lay on hands to heal someone else
25:19 <Avatar> reward of life might fit character concept well
25:19 <Ballig> word of healing lets you use lay on hands at range
25:35 <Ballig> what kind of action is lay on hands usually
25:36 <Avatar> it feels a bit like being a cleric all over again
25:53 <Avatar> I actually can't get any of these
25:56 <Avatar> lay on hands is level 2
26:00 <Ballig> o
26:00 <Avatar> these feats are at level 1
26:03 <Ballig> good on vhzod
26:10 <Avatar> good 1 vhzod
26:26 <vhzod> I thought you got to leve l2
26:27 <Ballig> that doesn't seem right
26:32 <Ballig> there are only two feats for smiting?
26:35 <Avatar> it's last minute rebuilding for level 1
26:44 <Ballig> and both require BAB +5
26:54 <Avatar> I might stick with cleave
27:02 <vhzod> get mounted combat!
27:04 <Avatar> you don't have to kill the person do you
27:07 <vhzod> and overrun
27:10 <vhzod> and fuck power attack
27:19 <Avatar> I don't really like mounts
27:28 <Avatar> especially when I'm medium
27:31 <Ballig> with cleave you don't have to kill them
27:33 <Ballig> you just declare that you're cleaving
27:41 <Avatar> and you take a penalty don't you
27:44 <Ballig> what about weapon focus (longsword)!!
27:52 <Avatar> I use a horsechopper
27:55 <Ballig> -2 AC
28:11 <Ballig> you have to hit, though
28:18 <Avatar> I'm actually not 100% sure the horsechopper is legal either
28:22 <Avatar> it's a goblin weapon
28:28 <Ballig> where'd you buy it from
28:35 <Avatar> I know a guy
28:37 <vhzod> As a standard action, you can make a single attack at your full base attack bonus against a foe within reach. If you hit, you deal damage normally and can make an additional attack (using your full base attack bonus) against a foe that is adjacent to the first and also within reach. You can only make one additional attack per round with this feat. When you use this feat, you take a –2 penalty 
28:38 <vhzod> to your Armor Class until your next turn.
28:40 <Ballig> what book did you buy it from
28:45 <vhzod> Thats pretty solid
28:48 <Avatar> advanced race guide
29:24 <Ballig> what chapter
29:29 <Avatar> p118
29:33 <Ballig> what chapter is that
29:44 <vhzod> do you use a shield or a 2 hander
29:57 <Avatar> chapter 2
29:58 <vhzod> When you take a full-attack action while wielding a two-handed weapon, you can choose to reduce the damage by 1/2 to gain a +4 shield bonus to AC and CMD until the beginning of your next turn. The reduction in damage applies until the beginning of your next turn.
30:03 <Avatar> it's a 2 handed melee
30:08 <Ballig> it's legal for play
30:14 <Ballig> Goblins: all alternate racial traits, goblin discoveries, favored class options, archetypes, equipment, feats, magic items, and spells except vomit twin are legal for play.
30:31 <Ballig> also:  Racial equipment and magic items can be purchased and used by any race as long as the specific item permits it (for example, only halflings can purchase and use solidsmoke pipeweed).
30:33 <Avatar> what is that from
30:35 <Avatar> vhzod
30:47 <vhzod> uhhh
30:48 <Ballig> it's a feat
30:52 <Avatar> which feat
30:56 <Ballig> I've looked at it, but 1/2 damage is ridiculous
31:01 <vhzod> APG
31:07 <vhzod> Shield of swings
31:09 <Avatar> could save your life
31:09 <Ballig> better off going total defence !!
31:16 <Avatar> total defence is 0 damage
31:21 <vhzod> Furious focus
31:22 <Ballig> for a feat
31:22 <vhzod> APG
31:34 <Ballig> I like furious focus, but it's worth more at BAB 4+
31:37 <vhzod>  When you are wielding a two-handed weapon or a one-handed weapon with two hands, and using the Power Attack feat, you do not suffer Power Attack’s penalty on melee attack rolls on the first attack you make each turn. You still suffer the penalty on any additional attacks, including attacks of opportunity.
32:09 <Avatar>  what is the feat you just described before though
32:29 <vhzod> Shield of Swings
32:30 <Avatar> oh shield of swings
32:34 <vhzod> YOu could always go for diehard
32:44 <Avatar> HA 
32:53 <Avatar> I think diehard may actually be detrimental
32:57 <Ballig> haha
33:03 <Ballig> yeah usually if you're under 0 but not dead, you want to stay down
33:08 <Ballig> although people who can heal probably benefit a bit more
33:14 <Avatar> if you can still move on the floor, GMs are likely to still come after you
33:22 <Ballig> if diehard didn't require endurance as a pre-req it would be useful for some characters
33:24 <Avatar> I think it might be good if you can grab a heal
33:38 <Avatar> endurance as a pre-req is shiiiit
34:09 <Ballig> it turns a feat that is "well, it's okay, but it might get you killed. maybe worth a feat" into "what? two feats for that? no way"
34:30 <Avatar> endurance is full of bonuses for checks you never make
36:50 <Avatar> there's a feat which lets you break your armor instead of taking a critical hit
36:53 <Avatar> to turn it into a normal hit
37:12 <Ballig> do you want to go breaking your armour in the middle of a fight where a critical hit is so bad that it's worth breaking your armour
37:28 <Avatar> haha
38:05 <Avatar> I think I need to stick with the cleave chain
38:10 <Avatar> nothing's jumping out at me
38:12 <Ballig> what about step up
38:23 <Avatar> I'll step up on my turn
38:32 <Ballig> what about step up and strike
38:38 <Avatar> what's that
38:52 <Ballig> Benefit: When using the Step Up or Following Step feats to follow an adjacent foe, you may also make a single melee attack against that foe at your highest base attack bonus. This attack counts as one of your attacks of opportunity for the round. Using this feat does not count toward the number of actions you can usually take each round.
39:10 <Avatar> counts as AoO ehhh
39:12 <Ballig> basically get to AOO someone for taking a 5ft step
39:32 <Avatar> once they figure out I can do that they just won't 5ft step anymore
39:51 <Avatar> at least if they are adjacent to me I can better protect the party with cleave
40:10 <Avatar> I considered combat reflexes, but it's a bit shit with a dex of 12
41:50 <Ballig> problem I have with cleave is that usually they aren't both adjacent to you AND each other
42:15 <vhzod> zzot
42:16 <Avatar> oh is it and each other
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42:21 <Ballig> yeah
42:35 <Ballig> they have to be adjacent to your first target, but also within range of you
42:42 <Ballig> so assuming no reach weapon, that's adjacent to both you and your target
43:05 <Avatar> horsechopper is a reach weapon
43:23 <Avatar> it is a 1d10, x3 weapon with reach
43:32 <Ballig> I think with a reach weapon you're even less likely to get that to work
43:34 <Ballig> but it's not impossible
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43:38 <Ballig> just won't happen every round
43:47 <Avatar> that probably sounds right because there's more squares
43:50 <Ballig> combat reflexes isn't as useful with 12 dex, but it's not useless
43:53 <Ballig> lets you make AOOs while flatfooted
43:57 <Ballig> and gives you 2 AOOs a round instead of 1
44:22 <Avatar> what's the alternative you normally take with power attack
44:30 <Ballig> I take furious focus
44:39 <Ballig> but you could probably leave that for level 3
48:47 <Avatar> weapon focus might actually be good
48:53 <Ballig> haha
49:21 <Avatar> dazzling display on a paladin with high cha
49:29 <Ballig> do you have intimidate
49:32 <Avatar> intimidate everyone in 30ft
49:32 <MekkisScreen> weapon focus is never really bad
49:44 <Avatar> intimidate isn't a class skill
49:46 <Ballig> MekkisScreen: Avatar has never, ever been open to weapon focus
49:48 <Ballig> "it's just +1"
49:54 <Avatar> and I don't really want to burn a trait
50:05 <MekkisScreen> but I'd go power attack
50:10 <Ballig> he has it
50:13 <Avatar> power attack and then what
50:19 <Avatar> weapon focus would forego power attack
50:52 <MekkisScreen>  wadr attack is THE feat that you need 
51:00 <MekkisScreen> power even
51:03 <Avatar> what is wadr
51:07 <Ballig> he has power attack
51:10 <MekkisScreen> a typo
51:12 <Ballig> that's not in question
51:12 <Avatar> okay, and then what
51:17 <Avatar> it is in question ballig
51:32 <MekkisScreen> furious focus?
51:41 <Ballig> really? power attack is in question?
51:41 <Avatar> if I take weapon focus, yeah
51:42 <Ballig> er
51:48 <Ballig> you're going to ditch power attack?
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54:45 <Avatar> accelerated drinker does feel a bit like a stupid trait for a two handed meleer
54:52 <Ballig> why
54:59 <Avatar> it's not like I can take a potion, swing my weapon
55:04 <Avatar> next round drink my potion, swing again
55:09 <Ballig> if you swing your weapon
55:12 <Avatar> take out* a potion
55:12 <Ballig> then use a move action to take a potion out
55:16 <Ballig> next round you can drink it, then swing your weapon again
55:27 <Ballig> you swing FIRST
55:30 <Ballig> not after taking out the potion
55:31 <Avatar> yeah that makes sense
55:43 <Avatar> I've always wanted to try that trait
56:27 <Avatar> combat reflexes has treated me extremely well with james
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56:40 <Avatar> I can't say I'm not tempted
57:04 <Ballig> rabble needs it
57:06 <Ballig> I can't remember if he took it
57:23 <Ballig> ah he did
57:27 <Ballig> 4 AOOs a round for Rabble!
59:21 <Avatar> step up doesnt work when you have a reach weapon does it
59:50 <Ballig> nah don't think so
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