// #melbourne — 2015-10-27
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00:00:00 <Lumeah> nice to know..
00:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> and then!
00:39:00 <Serenity> and dennnnn
00:46:00 <Bonny> there was silence
00:49:00 <Serenity> can ome of you come take off my clothes and carry me to the shower
00:49:00 <Serenity> plz
00:51:00 <Bonny> only if you scrub my back
00:52:00 <Bonny> oh and pay my airfares
00:53:00 <Serenity> im willing to do that right now
00:54:00 <Bonny> lol
00:54:00 <Serenity> Just rode 29km
00:54:00 <Serenity> cannot move
00:54:00 <Bonny> oh btw thanks for the tag lol
00:54:00 <Serenity> haha np
00:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH NOICE!
00:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i did 15 k today
00:54:00 <Serenity> ive been feeling shit all day bit of perspective helps
00:54:00 <Serenity> nice kate
00:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya, my vagina was pretty numb
00:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:55:00 <Clarkson> why is there nigger music filling my screen?
00:55:00 <Bonny> lol
00:55:00 <Serenity> bahaha my butt wss numh
00:55:00 <Serenity> numb
00:55:00 <Bonny> Clarkson is racist
00:55:00 <Clarkson> StrykerX you sexy thing!
00:55:00 <Doodle> wtf
00:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm so not wearing padded bike pants to the gym lol
00:55:00 <Doodle> i'm glad i'm not the only one who gets a numb vagina
00:55:00 <Serenity> bahaha
00:56:00 <Serenity> my vag felt brusied the first week
00:56:00 <Serenity> so bad
00:56:00 <Bonny> lol
00:56:00 <Doodle> yeh i dont do bikes i value my genitalia
00:56:00 <Bonny> glutes are worse when painful
00:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:57:00 <Serenity> cant disagree there
00:57:00 <Serenity> squats fml
00:58:00 <Bonny> yup that is what I'm gonna be doing tomorrrow *today*
00:58:00 <Maurice> I'm hoping to have a numb vagina tomorrow
00:58:00 <Serenity> lolll
00:58:00 <Bonny> it's the first things I do
00:58:00 <Serenity> i need to shower brb
00:59:00 <Bonny> k
01:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ maurice
01:10:00 <Serenity> ahh thats better
01:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah- how good is a shower after exercise
01:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's slowly becoming a favourite thing LOL
01:19:00 <Serenity> yeah its amazing
01:19:00 <Serenity> and your skin gets so clean too
01:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally! I donno, it's just so refreshing lol
01:21:00 <Serenity> i need to switch it around tho and do bike in the morning again and treddy at night. now im running the treddy ruins me haha i died on the couch this morning
01:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
01:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
01:23:00 <Serenity> was a great nap tho
01:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay
01:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> naps are fantastic
01:25:00 <Serenity> i do enjoy a good nap
01:25:00 <Serenity> those ones where you wake up refreshed not tired
01:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep, they're the best
01:36:00 <myimmortal> i enjoy a good root then a meal shower n bed
01:52:00 <Trevor> I like to be wined and dined before I get fucked
01:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too
01:54:00 <Trevor> ffs nigger
01:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> suck my dick
01:54:00 <Clarkson> and the same fucking lines of script over and over
01:54:00 <Trevor> r u pickin on me cuz im moauri?
01:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, because you're a deadshit
01:55:00 <Trevor> I'm not dead, shit
01:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
01:57:00 <Trevor> I cashed money out of the bitcoin atm and a guy followed me home and is now sitting in his car outside my apartment. Now what? Smoke ice?
01:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
01:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't put down that crack pipe
01:59:00 <Trevor> https://i.4cdn.org/b/1445869629634.jpg
02:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're smoking more than weed, that's for sure
02:02:00 <Trevor> Yeah I'm smoking ectasy
02:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
02:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> you poor unfortunate… person.
02:04:00 <Trevor> I have to be honest, I'm tired of the US government, so lets just finally wake up America.
02:04:00 <Trevor> WAKE UP AMERICA
02:06:00 <Serenity> ohhhh woah oh oh
02:09:00 <Trevor> Message too long. Click here to view the full text
02:11:00 <Serenity> bro am kliken but noffen iz hapnen
02:11:00 <Trevor> OMG (in John Travoltas voice)
02:12:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuRBMQfHzjs
02:12:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: John Travolta on South Park Views: 98,445 Uploader: antigone Uploaded: Nov 25, 2010 Duration: 0m8s Rating: 4.94
02:13:00 <Serenity> kay
10:21:00 <thestig> morninggggggg
13:47:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
14:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
14:52:00 <TheRiddler> hai k9
15:07:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdcG7PlkAg0
15:07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Why Wine Snobs Are Faking It Views: 170,951 Uploader: CollegeHumor Uploaded: Oct 26, 2015 Duration: 4m17s Rating: 4.93
15:59:00 <TheRiddler> damn
15:59:00 <TheRon> ?
16:01:00 <TheRiddler> just found k9 a pic
16:02:00 <TheRon> of?
16:06:00 <Doodle> dick
16:06:00 <TheRon> cock
16:06:00 <Clarkson> want sex again?
16:20:00 <TheRon> 420
16:23:00 <TheRon> breasts!
16:23:00 <TheRon> best things ever
16:23:00 <TheRon> discuss
17:01:00 <zaim> https://ca.screen.yahoo.com/funny-animals/bear-opens-car-door-itself-113808964.html
17:02:00 <TheRon> no ben no!
17:10:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12079320_801273813317157_1979672634112538807_n.png?oh=f2b564d6daf22340d029302273b1c3e7&oe=56B5D0C1
17:18:00 <TheRon> in like flint
17:24:00 <TheRon> she drives me crazy
17:24:00 <TheRon> like no one else
17:24:00 <TheRon> she drives me crazy and i can't help myself
17:34:00 <TheRon> holiday
17:34:00 <TheRon> celebrate
17:55:00 <TheRon> only the good die young
17:55:00 <TheRon> that's what i said
18:12:00 <TheRon> tell her about it, tell her everything you feel
18:30:00 <faux> Lmao
18:30:00 <faux> karaoke ft only theron
18:31:00 <TheRon> hello
18:31:00 <Serenity> rofl poor ron
18:31:00 <TheRon> i was left an=lone see what happens
18:31:00 <TheRon> alone
18:40:00 <faux> Lmao
18:45:00 <Serenity> faux plz make me blanket fort
18:45:00 <Serenity> ty
18:47:00 <faux> Im gonna go with no
18:48:00 <faux> Check notice plstysm
18:48:00 <Serenity> cow
18:48:00 <faux> lol
18:48:00 <faux> Mo
18:49:00 <faux> O
18:49:00 <faux> Mille
18:49:00 <faux> Milk me*
18:49:00 <faux> Wow i can type good
18:49:00 <Serenity> dont say milk me ron will explode
18:49:00 <faux> Hes gone
18:49:00 <faux> I checked
18:50:00 <Serenity> oh i didnt even see him leave lol
18:50:00 <faux> Lol
18:50:00 <faux> Hes that irrels
18:52:00 <Serenity> I can never work out if hes being nasty to me or hes joking around
19:04:00 <faux> Nah hes a joker and hes old so he thinks hes funny but it comes out dickish
19:04:00 <faux> Hes harmless lol
19:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> peepsn' freaks
19:29:00 <TheRiddler> wb katatonic_kate01
19:29:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fadl1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1525220_587600984646237_2084752983_n.jpg?oh=44fdeab8d5e3333ad99c64a614bd3576&oe=56BEFC87
19:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
19:30:00 <TheRiddler> broken glass cupcakes
19:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ohhh that looks awesome!
19:49:00 <RigorMortis> where is everyone
19:49:00 <RigorMortis> Am i in a chat room?
19:51:00 <HARDGAY> SLuRP SLuRP SKeeT SKeeT
19:57:00 <RigorMortis> semen
19:57:00 <Clarkson> would have never guessed you were the gay
19:58:00 <RigorMortis> gay in a happy way or gay in the bang the bum way
20:01:00 <HARDGAY> gay as in i will penetrate your asshole with my penis until your pink sock extends past my balls
20:02:00 <Clarkson> where the fuck aids came from, nobody will know
20:02:00 <RigorMortis> HARDGAY are you stiff like i am
20:03:00 <RigorMortis> Show me the stinky pinky sock sxe
20:04:00 <HARDGAY> rigs why are you so homosexual
20:04:00 <RigorMortis> the tale of two socks, the cock sock and the pink sock
20:05:00 <RigorMortis> I will work on being less homosexual if you suck my fuck stick
20:07:00 <RigorMortis> Do we have a deal?
20:09:00 <RigorMortis> talk to me sxe
20:11:00 <thestig> oh fuck i left my scale at work
20:12:00 <HARDGAY> you drug dealer you
20:12:00 <RigorMortis> sexual drug fueled edge session
20:13:00 <HARDGAY> RigorMortis you are entirely offensive
20:13:00 <RigorMortis> Fine play hard to get
20:13:00 <RigorMortis> snob
20:13:00 <HARDGAY> children should be kept at least 150m away from you
20:13:00 <RigorMortis> only 150m?
20:14:00 <RigorMortis> playing hard to get and a mean guy
20:15:00 <RigorMortis> Are you some kind of a gay hater are you?
20:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/we-asked-female-comedians-for-their-best-period-stories-121?utm_source=vicefbanz
20:18:00 <RigorMortis> HARDGUY pm
20:21:00 <RigorMortis> Where is MrMark tonight
20:24:00 <Zade> i suspect drinking
20:25:00 <RigorMortis> by himself or with other men
20:25:00 <Zade> prob both
20:25:00 <RigorMortis> great...
20:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:33:00 <Zade> drunk and getting laid on a tuesday night...its something to aspire to
20:34:00 <RigorMortis> is that what he will be doing?
20:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
20:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> he'll be drinking goon and fucking a flesh light
20:35:00 <RigorMortis> There is a god
20:35:00 <Zade> lol
20:35:00 <Zade> still quite a nice tuesday night
20:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
20:36:00 <RigorMortis> he never said anything to me about the fleshlight
20:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> why would he?
20:37:00 <RigorMortis> He is my bf
20:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> prob scared you'd want it all to yourself
20:37:00 <RigorMortis> he knows he can have me any time
20:38:00 <Zade> even in a relationship its good to have a little alone time
20:39:00 <RigorMortis> it is a long distance relationship....
20:39:00 <Zade> so alot of alone time then
20:40:00 <RigorMortis> he should be here by now
20:41:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12047174_10153044209565683_827716070779671731_n.jpg?oh=06fb9faa88710a5c78ef73d124de6d06&oe=56B6B7BC&__gda__=1456337931_2faa046cfd3a63c0595b49eb4d530ef5
20:41:00 <Zade> would he be the cheating type?
20:41:00 <RigorMortis> well i didnt know about this fleshlight
20:42:00 <RigorMortis> what else dont i know
20:43:00 <RigorMortis> seems like he has a better relationship with katatonic_kate01 than with me. I swear she always steps on my toes
20:48:00 <RigorMortis> i swear if he is not here by 9pm it is over
20:48:00 <RigorMortis> what else has he told you
20:49:00 <Zade> plenty more fish in the sea
20:49:00 <RigorMortis> yer well that sea will be looking good if he isnt here in 10 min
20:52:00 <RigorMortis> he said he loves me
20:53:00 <RigorMortis> how can he do this
20:56:00 <RigorMortis> I rang his number and a asian man answerd. What is going on
20:56:00 <Zade> picard can disguise his voice quite well
20:57:00 <RigorMortis> could they be together
20:58:00 <RigorMortis> How long has this been going on with picard and mark
20:59:00 <RigorMortis> one minute to go and that slut is dead to me
21:00:00 <RigorMortis> we are over!
21:02:00 <RigorMortis> he can have picard and katatonic. He can have all of them but he isnt having me too
21:05:00 <RigorMortis> I bet HARDGAY is involved
21:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're fucking delusional
21:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> the only person i'd fuck from irc would be doodle
21:11:00 <Doodle> score!
21:11:00 <Doodle> when
21:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1. he has a nice cock and 2. he totes would have cupcakes for me!
21:11:00 <Doodle> rofl
21:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh when i'm free
21:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
21:11:00 <Doodle> always have cupcakes handy when you're trying to get laid
21:11:00 <Doodle> protip
21:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly
21:12:00 <RigorMortis> I bet he is with you now
21:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's worked in the past lol
21:12:00 <RigorMortis> man eater
21:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i'm at work
21:12:00 <Doodle> hehe
21:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> so no he aint here :P
21:12:00 <RigorMortis> lies
21:13:00 <RigorMortis> tell him we are over
21:13:00 <RigorMortis> OVER
21:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> when you put the crack pipe down
21:14:00 <RigorMortis> MrMark doesnt have a problen with my love of crack
21:14:00 <RigorMortis> is that what he told you
21:14:00 <Doodle> me sneaking into Maurice's house: https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/2514686055245236/
21:15:00 <RigorMortis> he even has a cute little name for my crack pipe
21:16:00 <Maurice> Lol Doodle
21:18:00 <RigorMortis> i bet he has told you that too
21:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
21:24:00 <Doodle> you will never see my penis
21:24:00 <Clarkson> hey no need to be a mean bitch here but someone else on msn
21:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> me?
21:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
21:25:00 <Doodle> no RigorMortis
21:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH!
21:25:00 <Doodle> its a bit late for you
21:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
21:30:00 <RigorMortis> what would you like for xmas doodle. Just say it and it is yours and i dont mind giving xmas gifts early :)
21:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:30:00 <Doodle> have u got a sister
21:30:00 <RigorMortis> no i do not
21:30:00 <Doodle> ok then urmum will have to do
21:30:00 <Zade> if you are throwing away gifts, i would like an apartment in Spain
21:31:00 <Doodle> dont bother to wrap her i'll have her here
21:31:00 <RigorMortis> what about me
21:31:00 <Doodle> i'm sure Zade will give you a wristy for his apartment
21:31:00 <RigorMortis> you can have me too
21:32:00 <Doodle> *tumbleweed*
21:33:00 <RigorMortis> mum has sti
21:33:00 <RigorMortis> and aids
21:33:00 <RigorMortis> you can have me though
21:34:00 <Doodle> i think i'll just have a cup of tea instead
21:35:00 <RigorMortis> well when you wake up to your senses i will still be on offer
21:35:00 <Doodle> k no worries
21:36:00 <Doodle> so, anyone here not a mental?
21:37:00 <RigorMortis> umm look no further
21:38:00 <RigorMortis> you arent into me
21:38:00 <Zade> its looking like that
21:38:00 <RigorMortis> he just doesnt want me off the rebound
21:39:00 <Zade> or you at all
21:39:00 <Doodle> i dont do dudes dude
21:39:00 <Doodle> sorry to disappoint u
21:39:00 <RigorMortis> :(
21:40:00 <Doodle> dont worry there are plenty of desperate ugly guys in the world one of them is bound to do it with u sooner or later
21:41:00 <RigorMortis> :(
21:44:00 <myimmortal> hello my disciples I am a beautiful person
21:45:00 <RigorMortis> hai sxe
21:46:00 <myimmortal> come and see suckle at the divine nipple
21:47:00 <RigorMortis> is there edging
21:53:00 <RigorMortis> hi
21:57:00 <RigorMortis> all men are sluts
21:58:00 <Zade> i try my best
21:59:00 <RigorMortis> they wear their short shorts just begging me to look
21:59:00 <RigorMortis> and when i do they dont like it
22:00:00 <RigorMortis> no shirts making me horny.
22:02:00 <RigorMortis> they are just asking for attention. They will get the wrong sort one day and then they will wonder why
22:03:00 <RigorMortis> nothing but man whores the lot of them. Men are dead to me
22:11:00 <Serenity> dude relax
22:13:00 <faux> Uh
22:13:00 <faux> Uh.
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux!
22:13:00 <faux> Hey
22:13:00 <faux> Whats crackin
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> not much
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> you?
22:13:00 <faux> Same
22:13:00 <faux> Wana try sleep soon
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> ok
22:13:00 <faux> ok
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:14:00 <Doodle> BOKAY
22:14:00 <faux> lol
22:14:00 <faux> k den
22:14:00 <faux> someone gimme a foot massage
22:14:00 <RigorMortis> how do you suppose i do that when MrMark has cheated
22:14:00 <faux> Ill pay u in crumbs
22:14:00 <TheRiddler> okely dokely
22:14:00 <Doodle> lol
22:14:00 <faux> Is that waix
22:15:00 <Doodle> dunno
22:15:00 <faux> I wanna shit in his ear holes
22:15:00 <Clarkson> and sending shit
22:15:00 <Doodle> dont think so
22:24:00 <Doodle> <RigorMortis> faux is just jelous that i get more mem than her
22:24:00 <Doodle> MEM
22:25:00 <faux> :18] <RigorMortis> how dare you
22:25:00 <faux> [22:19] <RigorMortis> you are not the boss of me!
22:25:00 <faux> [22:19] <RigorMortis> bitch!
22:25:00 <faux> K
22:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i stole doodle from it
22:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> K - next
22:25:00 <Doodle> lolol
22:27:00 <HARDGAY> my penis swells with excitement
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> so does mine
22:28:00 <Doodle> mine swells with blood
22:29:00 <Doodle> its a real problem
22:32:00 <Serenity> HARDGAYs hard willy nakes me anxious
22:32:00 <faux> Y
22:34:00 <Serenity> because he talks so disgustingly about his knob. thw thought of it bwing hard makes me feel uneasy
22:37:00 <faux> Im guessinf thats demat again
22:37:00 <HARDGAY> my hard willy is disgusting
22:37:00 <HARDGAY> women have vomited in its presence
22:37:00 <faux> k
22:38:00 <Serenity> i bet is smells like sour yogurt
22:39:00 <Serenity> It
22:39:00 <Serenity> IT
22:40:00 <HARDGAY> sometimes
22:40:00 <HARDGAY> other times it smells like milk and honey
22:41:00 <Serenity> milk and pickles
22:41:00 <HARDGAY> that doesnt sound pleasant at all
22:42:00 <HARDGAY> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPslvBVqJp8
22:42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Knife Party - Internet Friends [Music Video] Views: 5,385,074 Uploader: tkan Uploaded: May 15, 2012 Duration: 5m37s Rating: 4.76
22:43:00 <Serenity> milk and pickles is what every kids vomit smells like
22:43:00 <HARDGAY> ah
22:43:00 <HARDGAY> i wouldnt know obviously
22:43:00 <HARDGAY> what being gay at all
22:43:00 <HARDGAY> HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
22:45:00 <Serenity> jomosekshual
22:50:00 <screws> hey
22:54:00 <TheRiddler> get lost
23:01:00 <mrwuf> heil screws
23:29:00 <partay> i love cooked cow
23:31:00 <Dugnuts> mmm
23:31:00 <Dugnuts> steak
23:31:00 <partay> just went out for one
23:31:00 <partay> sen fucking sational
23:35:00 <screws> heil screws
23:39:00 <Serenity> mmm cooked animal flesh
23:39:00 <screws> hrm
23:39:00 <screws> roadkill wombat?
23:40:00 <British^Meat> Its me, ive arrived :)
23:42:00 <Serenity> welcome
23:43:00 <Serenity> wb lover
23:43:00 <Maurice> Thanks honeypot
23:45:00 <British^Meat> thank you ms Serenity and welcome mozza
23:45:00 <British^Meat> how many k's today Serenity?
23:45:00 <British^Meat> Im torn... i did an uber ride, but fucked up on recording it for my App, now it feels like i didnt even do one :/
23:46:00 <Maurice> I assume I'm mozza
23:46:00 <British^Meat> :P
23:48:00 <HARDGAY> better than muzza
23:48:00 <Serenity> 29 again
23:48:00 <Serenity> not feeling great today so didn't push for 30
23:52:00 <British^Meat> noice
23:53:00 <British^Meat> i was sweatin buckets, its gettin warm here
23:55:00 <Serenity> that was me yesterday haha i was drenched
23:56:00 <Dugnuts> it has been a nice day over here in melb
23:56:00 <Dugnuts> got to about 25
23:56:00 <Dugnuts> :D
23:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
23:59:00 <British^Meat> mmm we get perfs weva about 2 days after
23:59:00 <British^Meat> and i think u get ours
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