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09:00 <thestig> even ashleigh is quiet 
23:00 <thestig> boop
35:00 <thestig> hi
41:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hey! :)
30:00 <faux> Hey sez
32:00 <Serenity> erro
33:00 <faux> How's it goin
35:00 <thestig> sezz i did 2 laps of light street reserve yesterday arvo
35:00 <thestig> gona do 3 this arvo
36:00 <Serenity> not too bad faux, you?
36:00 <Serenity> nice job stig!
37:00 <thestig> :D
37:00 <Serenity> i did 12ks yesterday morning
37:00 <thestig> oh nice work!
37:00 <Serenity> havent done my ride this morning only got up not long ag
37:00 <Serenity> ago
37:00 <thestig> thats cool
37:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I ran on the treadmill
37:00 <thestig> nice ash!
37:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Every morning for the last two years
38:00 <thestig> you must be super fit 
38:00 <Serenity> well im fat and losing weight so i dont run anywhere
39:00 <faux> 11:37] <@faux> Im ok. Meltingggg i fell asleep on the grass in the sun lol 
39:00 <faux> [11:37] <@faux> how many calories is 12k
39:00 <thestig> i cant run i have a dodgy knee 
39:00 <thestig> :(
40:00 <faux> get a new one
41:00 <thestig> dont have time for the op
41:00 <thestig> need to get some cartilage grown and put in there 
41:00 <faux> Lol
42:00 <faux> I dodnt mean op :(
42:00 <faux> I mewnt buy a new knee
42:00 <faux> From the knee stoee
42:00 <faux> :D
42:00 <thestig> lol
46:00 <Serenity> fuck i hate sleeping late it fucks up my food
46:00 <Clarkson> and she will 3some n shit
49:00 <faux> Sezzzzzz
50:00 <Serenity> herro
51:00 <faux> How many cals burnt
51:00 <faux> In 12k
51:00 <faux> Does thr machine say?
51:00 <Serenity> well the machine says 260 MFP says 550
51:00 <Serenity> so i go by the machine
51:00 <Serenity> MFP goes by your BMR and weight though do i dunno
52:00 <Serenity> so*
52:00 <faux> Ahhh
54:00 <Serenity> fatter you are the more you burn faster which is why it gets harder to lose weight the more you lose
56:00 <faux> Yeah
58:00 <Serenity> i better shift some weight this week cause ive been busting my ass
02:00 <faux> Good luck
03:00 <faux> Rofl watching 22 jump street.. when he has sex with the chick and her room mate is there and shes giving him shit
30:00 <faux> 4 doodle http://imgur.com/5zTc8jY
01:00 <srpski_vojnik> faggots
22:00 <faux> U
23:00 <faux> Blaaahh i fell asleep on my side on the grass and now half of me is tanned and the other is paper white
23:00 <faux> great
29:00 <srpski_vojnik> lol
29:00 <srpski_vojnik> just casually snoozing
29:00 <srpski_vojnik> on the grass
41:00 <faux> Didn't mean to
41:00 <faux> I was reading
44:00 <thestig> lucky the lawnmower man didnt come for u
50:00 <thestig> there are two types of people in this world: those who crave closure.
59:00 <Serenity> omg.
03:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
11:00 <srpski_vojnik> khello
59:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxruZPH8Iq8
59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Pet Expo Competition - SOCIAL DISORDER Views: 232,625 Uploader: Rooster Teeth Uploaded: Sep 24, 2015 Duration: 9m27s Rating: 4.93
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <TheRiddler> zoo-feel-ya
11:00 <thestig> wonder if dugnuts will lose his shit again today
11:00 <Clarkson> im off porn it costs a mint for me
12:00 <Doodle> sif pay for it clarky
12:00 <Clarkson> Nobody cares about boxing, they just hate that Mundine is a racist cunt
12:00 <Doodle> tru
18:00 <British^Meat> why he lose shit? wot he do?
18:00 <British^Meat> apart from doing his nana of course....
19:00 <Doodle> maybe he was having bottom problems
20:00 <Doodle> also 320
21:00 <faux> Oh doodle
21:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/5zTc8jY
21:00 <faux> 4 u
21:00 <Doodle> how sweet
21:00 <faux> Ehehe
22:00 <faux> how was today 
22:00 <Doodle> great
22:00 <Doodle> i went to lunch and never went back
22:00 <faux> Lolll
22:00 <British^Meat> oh my, bottom problems, not good, not good at all
22:00 <faux> Did u get a call or anythibg
22:00 <Doodle> nope but i called them
22:00 <Doodle> sent them photos just then
22:00 <faux> whatd they say
23:00 <Doodle> theyre sorting something else out for me and getting a risk assessment redone on the place
23:00 <Doodle> cos whoever did it first didnt do it properly
23:00 <Doodle> or at all
23:00 <Doodle> from what i can see
25:00 <srpski_vojnik> time for breckfist
25:00 <faux> Excellent 
25:00 <srpski_vojnik> im gonna have a burger
26:00 <faux> I just had ye good old tuna salad
26:00 <Doodle> i had une salade roll
27:00 <faux> Nom
27:00 <faux> Mt high school had the best salad rolls
27:00 <Doodle> with a tiger roll
27:00 <Doodle> was cruchy as
27:00 <Doodle> n
27:00 <faux> They were amaze
27:00 <Doodle> luvs tiger bread 
27:00 <faux> idk what hat is
27:00 <Doodle> well i love all bread why is it death
27:00 <Doodle> its like
27:00 <Doodle> crunchy crust
27:00 <faux> Pix
28:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmm tiger rolls
28:00 <Doodle> http://static1.1.sqspcdn.com/static/f/601619/22373711/1365168527110/tiger+bread.jpg?token=eAXSHbexmpJlznS9liaF3HT8TUo%3D
28:00 <British^Meat> insert pastrami, lettuce, mayo or mustard
28:00 <Doodle> https://rubybeanx.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/tiger-bread.jpg
28:00 <Doodle> etc
28:00 <faux> Looks more like a leopard
29:00 <faux> How deceiving
29:00 <srpski_vojnik> your face does
29:00 <Doodle> lol my niece and i said that
29:00 <Doodle> should be called leopard bread
29:00 <Doodle> or giraffe bread
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its called GET IN MY BELLY bread
29:00 <Doodle> hehe
29:00 <Doodle> omnom
29:00 <srpski_vojnik> i see what you did there faux
29:00 <faux> mm giraffes 
29:00 <faux> i has lemonade
30:00 <faux> W ice
30:00 <faux> Mmmmmm
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok that took alot to write im going back to bed
30:00 <Doodle> i didnt want you to think i was eating giraffes
30:00 <faux> Yeah id bash ya
30:00 <faux> :')
30:00 <Doodle> even tho i am into that
30:00 <faux> lmao
30:00 <faux> fuck cold lemonade is like the best thing ever when its warm
31:00 <faux> doodle im going to dieeeeee from saturday onward
31:00 <faux> Pls take the sun away
31:00 <Doodle> cos of the heat?
31:00 <faux> yw
31:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <faux> Its 32/33 from sat til wed
31:00 <Doodle> its going to be 28 all weekend here i think
31:00 <faux> ...
31:00 <Doodle> bliss
31:00 <Doodle> i'll be in my short shorts
31:00 <Doodle> and wife beater
31:00 <faux> my sitcom is gonna be on for 5 days straight
31:00 <faux> Aircon lol
31:00 <Doodle> i dont have aircon
31:00 <faux> .
32:00 <faux> Sux 2 b u
32:00 <Doodle> i'll just sit in the car if i have to
32:00 <faux> I bought an amazing portable one last year
32:00 <Doodle> i got given a portable one its terrible
32:00 <faux> Mines like 39329282 horses 
32:00 <faux> Lmao
32:00 <faux> Plus i live in a one bedder
32:00 <Doodle> ah yeh
33:00 <faux> So i close bathroom n laundry n it cools down in 30 mins
33:00 <faux> like an ice box
33:00 <faux> Its brill
33:00 <Doodle> i ran this one in my bedroom when i had to sleep in 38 degree heat for night shift
33:00 <Doodle> got up and it was hotter in my room than out in the rest of the house
33:00 <Doodle> seating balls
33:00 <Doodle> w
33:00 <Doodle> lol seating
33:00 <faux> ur house is prob 2 big for it
33:00 <Doodle> i shut the door
33:00 <faux> Does sittig in front of it do anything
33:00 <Doodle> it was just me bedroom
33:00 <faux> Jesus
33:00 <faux> thats odd
33:00 <faux> Lol
33:00 <Doodle> its like a humid fan
33:00 <Doodle> a hot humid fan
34:00 <Doodle> even when i stuck ice in it
34:00 <faux> :/
34:00 <Doodle> so yeah i dont bother anymore
34:00 <faux> Is it a portable arcon or a dehumidifiekfisienmfc
34:00 <Doodle> its an a/c lol
34:00 <Doodle> wouldnt be so bad if i could open up the house properly but fucked blinds etc
35:00 <faux> Mine doesjt need water or ice
35:00 <Doodle> yeah
35:00 <Doodle> its probably worth more than the shitheap i was given
36:00 <faux> Was about $600
36:00 <faux> 550 maybs
36:00 <faux> Didnt u Fix the blinds recently 
37:00 <Doodle> nah its going to cost like $300 just to do that window
37:00 <faux> Sheesh
37:00 <Doodle> i'd ask the landlord but he wont do shit
37:00 <Doodle> so i'm stuck 
37:00 <Clarkson> sounds like u are cunt
37:00 <faux> Lmaoo
37:00 <Doodle> i am
37:00 <faux> god i love clarky
37:00 <Clarkson> wot da fuk u say cunt
37:00 <Doodle> lol
37:00 <faux> i said i love u clarkson u dickhead
38:00 <dematerialixed> i swer on me mum
38:00 <Clarkson> interest dont get the bitches
38:00 <dematerialixed> bash u dikhed
38:00 <faux> oh
38:00 <faux> Anywho
38:00 <faux> Bbs
38:00 <Doodle> o/
38:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11224205_856404584474349_4915640227378720042_n.jpg?oh=2599e9a3b3837c46fcefde69f9bfd3c7&oe=5690928E
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol dematerialixed
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Doodle
07:00 <faux> Tysm
11:00 <TheRiddler> I'm popping some now
11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <Abortion> did you mean pooping?
22:00 <amsy> donyou poop bubblewrap?
22:00 <Clarkson> lol can you believe that cunt or what
22:00 <amsy> do you*
22:00 <TheRiddler> imagine pooping bubblewrap
24:00 <Abortion> sounds satisfying
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks!
26:00 <TheRiddler> actually imagine fucking on a bed of bubblewrap
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <Clarkson> are you a pig faced fucken dog ass
26:00 <TheRiddler> no Clarkson
26:00 <Clarkson> <cloudsurf> 15 gay and proud
26:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai2u
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
27:00 <TheRiddler> popping bubblewrap
27:00 <TheRiddler> you?
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd :P
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ah at work…. waiting to go to the other service… i've been attempting to smash out a research report :|
28:00 <TheRiddler> ahh ok
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep - note to self, give up uni and print a fake degree!
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <TheRiddler> what are you studying to become?
34:00 <faux> LMAO
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> professional bludger 
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
41:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Work suuuuucks
41:00 <TheRon> testify!
42:00 <Abortion> Can I get an Amen
42:00 <TheRon> amen
47:00 <faux> - lol
47:00 <faux> This
47:00 <faux> Lady on snapchat
47:00 <faux> Films her son picking his nose and eating it
48:00 <faux> Ans shes like im not gonna hit him i tell him no but e still eats it he enjoys it bitches dont act like u dont suck dick next time u have adick in your mouth im gonna be like NO U NASTY 
48:00 <faux> lmao
48:00 <Clarkson> but the dr and this cunt ... who started an FB war with her afterwards
52:00 <TheRiddler> that was semi related then Clarkson
52:00 <Clarkson> so dont say u know shit
53:00 <TheRon> woosha is the new essendon coach
53:00 <TheRiddler> I hope dodoro is gone
55:00 <TheRon> essendon should be sponsored by mars
55:00 <TheRon> they work rest but just can't play
56:00 <thestig> theron how old are you 47
56:00 <thestig> ?
56:00 <TheRon> no!
56:00 <thestig> older? cool
00:00 <amsy> lol
05:00 <faux> bb
06:00 <thestig> amsyyyyyy
08:00 <amsy> bb
08:00 <amsy> stiggo
09:00 <faux> hru
09:00 <Doodle> Doodlllllllllllle
10:00 <amsy> iag
10:00 <amsy> n u
10:00 <amsy> hi roodles
10:00 <Doodle> o/
10:00 <faux> iaagtysm xx
10:00 <faux> wD?
10:00 <amsy> aw
10:00 <amsy> zzz
10:00 <faux> :'(
10:00 <amsy> mm
10:00 <Doodle> ead?
11:00 <amsy> lol excuse me
11:00 <faux> wow
11:00 <faux> sorude
11:00 <under> morning guys
11:00 <Doodle> just trying to join in
11:00 <faux> morning
11:00 <amsy> hello under
11:00 <TheRon> you am i - rumble
11:00 <faux> im going uuuuunnnnddddeeerrrrrrrrr
12:00 <faux> i wanna know how old gus is
12:00 <amsy> 36
12:00 <faux> So he reckons
12:00 <TheRon> whatever doodle is
13:00 <faux> You seem way daddier than doodle
13:00 <amsy> yeah i think at least 45
13:00 <TheRon> more mature
13:00 <amsy> lol daddier/more bogan
13:00 <faux> lol
13:00 <amsy> im not sure there
13:00 <Serenity> theron is the step dad from the ew segment on the late show
13:00 <faux> owns a vb stubby holder
13:00 <faux> only listens to triple j
14:00 <faux> wears boardies to his m8s wedding 
14:00 <TheRon> whats the drug of the week on triple j this week?
14:00 <amsy> lolll
14:00 <faux> Owns those ugly sunnies every aussie bloke wears
15:00 <TheRon> i have never shaved a blokes eyebrows
15:00 <amsy> luvs a bit of jimmy barnes
15:00 <TheRon> doesn't everyone?
15:00 <amsy> no
16:00 <TheRon> that seems wrong
16:00 <faux> Lol
16:00 <Doodle> 4,4 4,4 4,4 4,4 4,4  4,4 4,4    4,4 4,4    4,4 4,4 
16:00 <Doodle> 4,4 4,4     4,4 4,4    4,4 4,4    4,4 4,4 
16:00 <Doodle> 4,4 4,4 4,4 4,4   4,4 4,4    4,4 4,4    4,4 4,4 
16:00 <Doodle> 4,4 4,4      4,4 4,4  4,4 4,4 4,4 4,4  4,4 4,4  
16:00 <Doodle> 4,4 4,4 4,4 4,4 4,4    4,4 4,4 4,4   4,4 4,4 4,4   
16:00 <amsy> lmao
16:00 <TheRon> just so happens i'm listening to jimmy barnes - driving wheels
16:00 <amsy> take that
16:00 <amsy> lol 
17:00 <Serenity> god damn you doodle
17:00 <Serenity> why when im on my phone
17:00 <faux> Whyyy do it knowing hell get banmed lol
17:00 <faux> Im n my phone tpo so he can suck it
17:00 <TheRiddler> aviators?
17:00 <faux> No
17:00 <amsy> i bet your favourite christmas cassette is the tin lids TheRon
17:00 <faux> Aviators are nice
18:00 <faux> Oakleys
18:00 <TheRon> not the tin lids
18:00 <TheRiddler> oh
18:00 <faux> Are bogan sunnies
18:00 <faux> Lol
18:00 <Serenity> i have the tin lids
18:00 <Serenity> hahaha
18:00 <TheRiddler> I had a pair of bulldog sunnies
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <faux> Wtf is the tin lids
18:00 <amsy> lolllll
18:00 <amsy> i had the tape as a kid
18:00 <Serenity> wtfff
18:00 <Serenity> i had thwir christmas one and their dinosaur one
18:00 <TheRon> jimmy's kids, they're in the song when your love is gone
19:00 <Serenity> tin lids is a kids band that jimmy barnes kids did
19:00 <faux> r they the gay cds u buy off informercials
19:00 <faux> Oh
19:00 <faux> Lmao
19:00 <Serenity> their dinosaur cassette was ace
19:00 <TheRiddler> I tried to google but I got bulldogs in sunglasses
20:00 <TheRiddler> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31adyM8RPoL.jpg
20:00 <amsy> they bogan
20:00 <faux> Yuck
20:00 <faux> soso yuck
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <DrunkCunt> lol
21:00 <faux> lol
21:00 <DrunkCunt> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
21:00 <Doodle> butts
21:00 <faux> Wb doofus
22:00 <Doodle> ty and dont interrupt me when i'm cleaning my room *grabs vacuum*
22:00 <Serenity> i wish i had pumpkin
22:00 <TheRiddler> I have http://www.goodglasses.com/assets/images/N002.jpg
22:00 <TheRiddler> that now
22:00 <faux> Lol
22:00 <faux> Isnt that doofy
22:00 <Doodle> close enough
22:00 <Doodle> :P
23:00 <DrunkCunt> Is anyone going to work tomorrow
23:00 <Doodle> probably
23:00 <TheRon> i smell fuckwit
24:00 <TheRiddler> everyone calls him doofus in the movie
24:00 <DrunkCunt> (TheRon) i smell
25:00 <Doodle> i smell great
25:00 <Doodle> everyone smell
25:00 <faux> U smell like france
25:00 <Doodle> lol
26:00 <Doodle> like garlic and shit?
26:00 <faux> cheesy
26:00 <Serenity> i have versace sunglasses
26:00 <Doodle> :o
26:00 <Doodle> as if
26:00 <amsy> france doesnt smell like cheese :(
26:00 <TheRon> doodle i don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell
26:00 <Doodle> it smells like poo doesnt it
26:00 <amsy> it smells like garbage
26:00 <faux> thanks dugnuts
26:00 <Doodle> yeee
26:00 <Doodle> win
26:00 <Serenity> my friend told me paris stinks
26:00 <amsy> it does
26:00 <Doodle> dog shit city
26:00 <faux> yun
26:00 <faux> M
27:00 <faux> -n
27:00 <faux> .
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <Serenity> she was shocked at the smell and how it wasnt very clean
27:00 <faux> i would die
27:00 <Doodle> i think i can help with this yunm yum situation
27:00 <amsy> yup
27:00 <faux> Beirut is currently like that
27:00 <faux> People are throwinf their garbage on the street
27:00 <TheRon> zz top - gimme all your lovin'
27:00 <faux> And the government are refusing to clwab
27:00 <Serenity> my ocd friend went to bali
27:00 <faux> Cos theyre cunts
27:00 <Serenity> she was crying after like 4 houts
28:00 <Doodle> lol dont go to bali if you're ocd
28:00 <Serenity> wanting to come home
28:00 <Doodle> haha
28:00 <Doodle> rubbish in the water etc
28:00 <Serenity> yeah she hated iy
28:00 <Doodle> rotting food on the street
28:00 <Serenity> it
28:00 <amsy> ew
28:00 <faux> Stop
28:00 <Doodle> they leave offerings out on the street cos theyre hindu
28:00 <Doodle> and they rot
28:00 <Serenity> even their 5 star hotel was filthy to her standards lol
28:00 <faux> I thunk thay would set any hygienic person kff
28:00 <Doodle> and you have to dodge them
28:00 <faux> Not just ocd
28:00 <TheRon> paris couldn't be any worse than ballarat
28:00 <amsy> many european countries wash all of their sidewalks every night or morning but it doesnt really help the smell
28:00 <amsy> its so weird
29:00 <Doodle> the 5 star places i saw were great sezz
29:00 <Doodle> but i was pretty drunk
29:00 <Serenity> haha
29:00 <Serenity> she said the rooms werent so bad but the common areas
29:00 <Serenity> were horrible*
29:00 <Doodle> yeah nah the place i stayed at was spotless
29:00 <Doodle> so nice
30:00 <Serenity> id love a holiday
30:00 <Doodle> i need another one
30:00 <Serenity> anywhere at this poiny
30:00 <Serenity> point
31:00 <Doodle> ballarat?
31:00 <amsy> agreed
31:00 <TheRon> well wendouree
31:00 <amsy> was supposed to go somewhere this month but stupid bmw's get in the way
32:00 <TheRiddler> iceland
32:00 <amsy> going to london in dec so i guess its not the end of the world
32:00 <TheRiddler> cool
32:00 <Doodle> say hi to mikey 4 me
33:00 <faux> She needs to come 2 syd
33:00 <TheRiddler> are you going to the hogwarts christmas thing
33:00 <faux> and camp with me in my loungeroom 
33:00 <Serenity> id even go to ballarat
33:00 <amsy> im not ash
33:00 <TheRiddler> damn
33:00 <TheRon> cooking schmore's?
33:00 <amsy> it probably costs 48747472883 pounds
33:00 <TheRiddler> probably
33:00 <Doodle> i'll make up the spare bed sezz
34:00 <Serenity> yay
34:00 <Doodle> for the cat
34:00 <Serenity> are we going to bang in iy
34:00 <amsy> theres a nice looking christmas markets thing in hyde park though
34:00 <Serenity> hahah
34:00 <Doodle> heheee
34:00 <TheRiddler> cool
34:00 <TheRon> i thought you'd bang in the car
34:00 <Serenity> I have a tooth ace :(
34:00 <Doodle> theres dead people under hyde park amsy
34:00 <amsy> and we are going to see the book of mormon
34:00 <Doodle> theres no room in the car
35:00 <TheRon> front seat?
35:00 <Doodle> that sucks sezz :/
35:00 <Doodle> lol nah
35:00 <Doodle> its a bit umm
35:00 <Doodle> tight
35:00 <Doodle> like a..
35:00 <TheRon> you really didn't think your car thru did you
35:00 <Doodle> cockpit
35:00 <TheRiddler> 5th grader
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <Doodle> i had a big fuckoff bmw nobody fucked me in it
35:00 <amsy> WOW
35:00 <amsy> ash :/
35:00 <TheRiddler> it's doodle's old quit msg
35:00 <Doodle> lol amsy
36:00 <Doodle> ye
36:00 <faux> me 2
36:00 <TheRiddler> are you tighter than a 5th grader
36:00 <Doodle> Are you tighter than a 5th grader?
36:00 <Doodle> is my quit msg
36:00 <amsy> lol 
36:00 <TheRon> are you tighter than a jew?
36:00 <Doodle> could be
36:00 <TheRiddler> depend if you're talking money or nose
37:00 <TheRon> i was referring to money
37:00 <TheRiddler> haggle
37:00 <TheRiddler> fly like a rabbi
37:00 <Doodle> k food time bbl sickos
37:00 <faux> I really just feel like scrambled eggs for dinner
38:00 <faux> w salt n pepper
38:00 <TheRon> i'm having a hot dog
38:00 <faux> The end
38:00 <faux> sounds lovely
38:00 <TheRiddler> scramble your eggs with my hotdog
38:00 <TheRon> big lunch so you
38:00 <faux> .
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <TheRiddler> :p
38:00 <amsy> :'(
38:00 <faux> :p
38:00 <faux> i could so nap rn
39:00 <faux> Its like cooling down outside
39:00 <faux> Lufflee
39:00 <TheRiddler> I am now
39:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
39:00 <TheRon> it's not even 6 o'clock
39:00 <TheRiddler> seista time
39:00 <DrunkCunt> http://www.kiis1011.com.au/shows/matt-jane/daniel-andrews-confirms-grand-final-friday-for-melbourne
39:00 <TheRon> woo hoo working class man!
40:00 <TheRiddler> that's pasta for sue
40:00 <DrunkCunt> Eric Koelmeyer
40:00 <DrunkCunt> Business is struggling and this andrews is a lousy leader nit understanding that business creates jobs the economy works when we all work. Business will view this as an incompetant decision that will cost jobs as the cost to do business and live in victoria is rising. If you agree with this decision lets see 12 months from now if you will keep your job or have your hours cut. Good lucj with the bills and mortgage and looking after your family. 
40:00 <faux> Ok
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <faux> annoying bye 
40:00 <anotherirc3r> tldr
40:00 <TheRon> i told you i smelt fuckwit
40:00 <TheRiddler> who is DrunkCunt
41:00 <Serenity>  some drunk cunt
41:00 <Clarkson> come up here n say that without yuor tiket ispector shit
41:00 <TheRiddler> act's like taco
44:00 <DrunkCunt> TheRon is FURIOUS he has to pay his mcdonald store employees time 1.5
44:00 <DrunkCunt> Wat a loser
45:00 <anotherirc3r> you work at McDonalds TheRon?
45:00 <anotherirc3r> can i has McChicken burger pls
45:00 <TheRon> i'm not a collingwood supporter
46:00 <DrunkCunt> Who u support loser?
47:00 <TheRon> this week i go for the west coked eagles
10:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/H0qKzxg.gif
11:00 <TheRon> that did nothing for me
11:00 <amsy> ok
12:00 <TheRon> sorry i don't even find funniest home videos funny
12:00 <amsy> ok
13:00 <amsy> wheres cc
13:00 <amsy> i have a couple of cool links 
13:00 <amsy> bfjfkdkdkfjdn
13:00 <TheRon> hang on i'll check
13:00 <TheRon> BvB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <dematerialixed> BRRRT
49:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!!
50:00 <dematerialixed> poor manuel
50:00 <dematerialixed> we knew you well
58:00 <Dugnuts> hi folks
58:00 <TheRon> back to the gypsy that i was
58:00 <couleurs> tgif
58:00 <Dugnuts> tgit
00:00 <amsy> hi cc !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01:00 <TheRon> BvB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01:00 <Dugnuts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvyNOg4jSRg
01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Labyrinth - Magic Dance - David Bowie Views: 2,353,243 Uploader: FilmFreak1988 Uploaded: May 1, 2009 Duration: 2m36s Rating: 4.87
01:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/ZORLeLO
05:00 <couleurs> hi clamsy :v
05:00 <couleurs> hehe their giants
05:00 <amsy> lol
06:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/ChgK4hZ.gif
06:00 <couleurs> beautiful love story :')
11:00 <couleurs> n e other goss
13:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/r6F0ZjL.gifv
13:00 <couleurs> me
15:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/2ZTzhoG.jpg
15:00 <couleurs> muak
21:00 <Dugnuts> how is everyone on this long weekend?
22:00 <couleurs> tgif
22:00 <Dugnuts> tgit you mean
23:00 <TheRon> tgft
23:00 <TheRon> thank god for tits
23:00 <Dugnuts> heh
23:00 <couleurs> Fursday.
24:00 <Dugnuts> sif you are getting fur
24:00 <TheRon> fillipino fur burger
25:00 <partay> Ahhh TFIH
28:00 <amsy> muak
33:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/R3vrUy1.png
33:00 <couleurs> lmao
37:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/q2EEC7Y.jpg
38:00 <couleurs> v. tobaccojuice
40:00 <under> couleurs: uni student? shes 35 lol
41:00 <couleurs> america bro
41:00 <partay> couleurs you don't get out much do you?
42:00 <couleurs> no
42:00 <partay> get out of the house
42:00 <partay> go talk to strangers
42:00 <couleurs> y
42:00 <partay> but don't be too creepy... you know like picard creepy
43:00 <couleurs> ok
44:00 <partay> be more like Doodle
44:00 <Doodle> dont
45:00 <partay> Double Doodle
51:00 <MrMark> boo
53:00 <couleurs> Bye partay, good chat.
56:00 <Dugnuts> cheezel
56:00 <Dugnuts> i mean
56:00 <Dugnuts> WOOOO
57:00 <couleurs> HeEHEHeheh
59:00 <couleurs> pics
59:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqvgoPMd7d8
59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: MOVIN' UP by ALANA THOMPSON (FT. Adam Barta & Lauryn Shannon) Views: 332,852 Uploader: GR Media Uploaded: Sep 28, 2015 Duration: 2m43s Rating: .76
05:00 <couleurs> :p
06:00 <DrunkCunt> Couleurs is a loser
06:00 <couleurs> whoa.
07:00 <DrunkCunt> Maurice is a loser
08:00 <couleurs> whoa.
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup n' stuff?
10:00 <couleurs> nm playen FiFa
10:00 <couleurs> n u
10:00 <DrunkCunt> katatonic_kate01 is a loser
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> workin'
10:00 <couleurs> pics
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> not hard for the money obviously 
12:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Donna Summer - She Works Hard For The Money.mp3 (5.81MB 192kbps Stereo 4:13)
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> um hai again *waves*
13:00 <couleurs> pics
14:00 <Dugnuts> oh god no
14:00 <Dugnuts> not 2
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ya mum said no
14:00 <Dugnuts> 1 is bad enough
14:00 <Dugnuts> i wish
14:00 <Dugnuts> then i wouldnt be here for this nightmare
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you love every minute!
14:00 <Dugnuts> nope
14:00 <Dugnuts> i was pretty noncommital about that last minute
15:00 <Dugnuts> i might move up to ambivalent at some point
15:00 <Dugnuts> but i doubt it
15:00 <katatonic_kate01_> well, no one is forcing you to be here 
15:00 <Dugnuts> phew
15:00 <Dugnuts> only one
15:00 <Dugnuts> thats better
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> you couldn't handle 2 kate's anyways
17:00 <Dugnuts> not talking i couldnt
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <couleurs> 2 hot 2 handle
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
19:00 <Dugnuts> 2 bs 2 handle more like
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> HA!
19:00 <Dugnuts> 2 kates being quiet tho
19:00 <Dugnuts> thats cool
19:00 <Dugnuts> would you make out with yourself kate?
20:00 <Dugnuts> i mean, it wouldnt be gay
20:00 <Dugnuts> just masturbation
20:00 <Dugnuts> :P
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> bs ? Beautifully… sailent?
20:00 <psylent> win 1
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> would I make out with myself… ah no
23:00 <Doodle> (she would)
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> only with you doodle
23:00 <dematerialixed> NeXT
23:00 <Dugnuts> sifnt
23:00 <Doodle> if you wont make out with the other you can i
23:00 <Dugnuts> no fair
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
23:00 <Doodle> omg kate sandwich
23:00 <Doodle> hngg
23:00 <Dugnuts> dammit doodle
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> kate sandwich!
23:00 <Doodle> what
24:00 <Dugnuts> i invented this twin fantasy
24:00 <Dugnuts> and you just had to go in and ruin it
24:00 <Dugnuts> bah
24:00 <Dugnuts> :P
24:00 <Doodle> i thought you and kate hated each other anyway
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> we do, mostly
24:00 <Dugnuts> its 2 girls
24:00 <Dugnuts> who can hate that
24:00 <Doodle> she would tear you to shreds
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> muhaha ha haw
24:00 <Doodle> which is pretty hot
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
25:00 <Doodle> hehee
25:00 <realist> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJelEXaPhJ8
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt!
25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hahahrawrrahaha (Jeff Goldblum Laugh Remix) Views: 1,845,518 Uploader: Tabarnacos2 Uploaded: Mar 3, 2014 Duration: 3m9s Rating: 4.91
26:00 <Dugnuts> pffft
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ the laugh!
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
26:00 <Dugnuts> i can defend myself against girlies
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> I have a friend who would love that!
26:00 <Dugnuts> i fight back now
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you're into domestic violence?
26:00 <Dugnuts> did you see the cool sea monster?
26:00 <Dugnuts> no
26:00 <Dugnuts> but im also not into letting girls hit me
27:00 <Doodle> i didnt say anything about that
27:00 <Dugnuts> well thats tearing me to shreds
27:00 <Doodle> no it isnt
27:00 <Dugnuts> if you were talking about sex, i can keep up with the best of them :P
27:00 <Doodle> no i'm not talking about that either
27:00 <Dugnuts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJwGpZ38JHE
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Massive Unidentified Sea Monster Caught on Video Off Oil-Rig Views: 4,674,199 Uploader: Disclosure TV Uploaded: Sep 20, 2013 Duration: 6m30s Rating: 4.64
27:00 <Dugnuts> check taht out
27:00 <Dugnuts> freaky
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really!
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> That's what she said
28:00 <Doodle> hehee
28:00 <psylent> lol that was found to be a tarp 
28:00 <psylent> sank to the bottom getting pulled around by the current. 
28:00 <Dugnuts> really?
29:00 <Dugnuts> the thing in the middle looks organit
29:00 <Dugnuts> organic
29:00 <Dugnuts> i dont really know tho
29:00 <Dugnuts> ive just seen some other freaky sea monsters
29:00 <Doodle> called them a taxi after
30:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
30:00 <Dugnuts> badoomtish
30:00 <Dugnuts> good one
30:00 <Doodle> :P
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> taxi drivers are fucking creepy as
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> I ALWAYS manage to get some feral !
31:00 <psylent> there is some debate, some biologists say it's a placental jellyfish, others say it's a tarp. 
31:00 <psylent> http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/what-was-bizarre-sea-creature-caught-oil-rig-camera
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> tarp sounds better
31:00 <psylent> yea
31:00 <amelia> you aint had a creepy taxi driver until you've had one offer to drink his "home made wine" wif you which is in hos boot
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> underwater tarp PAR - TAY
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ amelia 
32:00 <amelia> and "take a box for your mum"
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, I had one say, can I give you a hug and proceeded to hug you in a secluded car park at 3am
32:00 <psylent> be more creepy if you open the boot and there is a shovel, bag of lime, bottles of wine and a dildo in there..
32:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahahhhaa
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
32:00 <Doodle> whoah
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ dildo
32:00 <Doodle> i need to become a taxi driver
32:00 <Doodle> i do all this shit anyway
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
33:00 <Doodle> 'take a box for your mum' *wink*
33:00 <amelia> another one wanted to sell me weed
33:00 <Doodle> i dont sell weed
33:00 <Dugnuts> ...
33:00 <Dugnuts> what
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
33:00 <Doodle> i keep it for myself
33:00 <Dugnuts> how did you end up in a secluded carpark with a taxi driver for a start?
33:00 <Dugnuts> i mean
33:00 <Dugnuts> did he drive you there and stop the car?
33:00 <Dugnuts> coz if so
33:00 <Dugnuts> holy moly
33:00 <Doodle> for 'hugs'
33:00 <Doodle> did u hug his penis
33:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Sounds like the start of a porno
34:00 <Dugnuts> a bad one
34:00 <Dugnuts> what kind of porno has a story these days?
34:00 <Dugnuts> :P
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> NO!
34:00 <Doodle> not even a little bit
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was coming home from a night out.....
35:00 <Doodle> go on give it a little hug
35:00 <Dugnuts> do you look huggable kate?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> obv
35:00 <Doodle> i'd hug kate
35:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JVwfJGfins
35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: HUGS (feat. Pharrell) Views: 8,535,189 Uploader: thelonelyisland Uploaded: May 18, 2014 Duration: 2m30s Rating: 4.91
35:00 <amelia> I'd hug her wif my fist
35:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Id hug Doodle
35:00 <Doodle> re00ww
35:00 <Doodle> wait doodle or Doodle
36:00 <amelia> i wouldnt
36:00 <Dugnuts> aww
36:00 <amelia> he seems really tall
36:00 <ashleighxtrinity> With my 140ton hydraulic scissors
36:00 <Doodle> u would so gertie
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> amelia, want some wine…. points to boot
36:00 <Dugnuts> any hugs for me?
36:00 <amelia> it could be an awkward height diff
36:00 <realist> katatonic_kate01: I hope you reported them
36:00 <amelia> bwahahahha kate
36:00 <Doodle> are you a shorty amelia
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i just called peeps and was like OMG
36:00 <amelia> no
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
36:00 <amelia> 5"5
36:00 <Doodle> ashleighxtrinity
36:00 <realist> I don't want women catching taxis with drivers like that.
36:00 <Doodle> ow
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor do I!
36:00 <Doodle> 5'5
36:00 <Dugnuts> :)
36:00 <Dugnuts> i mean
36:00 <Dugnuts> :(
36:00 <Doodle> hehehehe
36:00 <Dugnuts> not cool ashleigh
36:00 <Doodle> walking hj
36:00 <amelia> tallest person ever
37:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol
37:00 <Dugnuts> heh
37:00 <realist> amelia: you'd have to hug my kneecaps, I'm ~2 metres tall
37:00 <Doodle> ijustwannahugyourmommainasubaruhatchback
37:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
38:00 <amelia> jeezus
38:00 <amelia> are you michael jordan
38:00 <Doodle> ARE YOU
38:00 <Lish> Zzzzz
38:00 <Lish> Stupidest question ever
38:00 <Doodle> Lish and chips
38:00 <amelia> Lish
38:00 <Lish> Sup g
38:00 <amelia> stupidest cunt ever
38:00 <realist> amelia: yes, I'm the white Australian version of Michael Jordan.
38:00 <Lish> Charming 
38:00 <Clarkson> i do that but I do it in ways that remains oneliners dark but are able to end up being a step by step thing but all people see is a bunch of unrelated topics and cant read it, ive pulled the fucking thing on so many people when i get like this.. ya know its gold when they literally do piss their pants a lil :/
38:00 <amsy> lol
38:00 <Doodle> nm kneegrow
38:00 <amelia> ahahahaa
39:00 <Lish> Realist: so an arrogant douche? 
39:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
39:00 <Dugnuts> oh
39:00 <Dugnuts> dammit
39:00 <Dugnuts> i didnt notice you posted the hugs vid Doodle
39:00 <realist> I'm not kidding, same height, weight and build.
39:00 <Lish> lolol ok bro
39:00 <realist> Lish: I don't think he's arrogant.
39:00 <Doodle> its a good song
39:00 <Dugnuts> new brooklynn nine nine!~
39:00 <Lish> Hahaha you think wrong 
39:00 <Lish> Jordan is awful 
39:00 <Dugnuts> you better be watching it bish
40:00 <realist> amsy: guten tag, wie geht es dir?
40:00 <Doodle> what
40:00 <Lish> Oh I watched one ep this week, going to watch the other in a minute
40:00 <Doodle> oh
40:00 <Lish> Pumped dug
40:00 <Lish> Love nine nine
40:00 <realist> Lish: have you met him?
40:00 <Dugnuts> umm
40:00 <Dugnuts> theres only been one new one so far
40:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno where you'd get the 2nd one
41:00 <Lish> Of course i have
41:00 <realist> Lish: he didn't seem arrogant when I talked with him
41:00 <Lish> I thought I saw two on Hulu
41:00 <psylent> check out that new show Mr Robot. It's actually not bad, so far all the terminal commands shown are real and actually do what they are saying it does. 
41:00 <Lish> Maybe I didn't haha 
41:00 <Dugnuts> nurp
41:00 <psylent> nice to see some realism.
41:00 <Lish> You didn't talk with him realist 
41:00 <Lish> Mr robot is ok, it's a bit dexter for nerds
41:00 <Doodle> tv rots your penis off
41:00 <amsy> hey realist. jeg snakker norsk, ikkje tysk vettu
41:00 <psylent> yeah it's a bit weird, but I give bonus points for the research they've obviously done. 
42:00 <realist> psylent: although, why would you bother 'ssh root@host' if you were already root?
42:00 <Lish> Yeah that's usually the worst with these nerd shows
42:00 <Lish> When it's not realistic 
42:00 <psylent> not so much 'magic' computers. 
42:00 <realist> psylent: yeah, props for the research
42:00 <Lish> Realist when did you talk to Michael Jordan 
42:00 <Dugnuts> hehehe
43:00 <realist> Lish: I met him in 1997
43:00 <Doodle> i talk to him every night before bed
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <Lish> Where
43:00 <Lish> Hahaha doodle 
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckin stoner
43:00 <Clarkson> this cunt is beating up a bobcat lynx or someshit wtf
43:00 <Lish> I only talk to lebron 
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <Dugnuts> PURE X
43:00 <Dugnuts> PURE X FOR SALE
43:00 <realist> Lish: Los Angles
43:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
43:00 <Dugnuts> i love that
43:00 <Doodle> lmao Dugnuts
43:00 <Doodle> same
43:00 <Lish> realist: where in Los Angeles 
43:00 <realist> Lish: I was playing for UCLA at the time
43:00 <Doodle> compton obv
43:00 <Dugnuts> mr robot?
43:00 <Dugnuts> what is that?
44:00 <Lish> TV show 
44:00 <Lish> HBO
44:00 <Dugnuts> gimme a synopsis
44:00 <psylent> smacky hacker secret society evil corporations
44:00 <Lish> Guy talks to self like dexter
44:00 <Lish> Does bad to do good
44:00 <Lish> Like dexter
44:00 <Lish> The end
44:00 <psylent> ^
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds awesome
45:00 <Dugnuts> ...
45:00 <Dugnuts> no
45:00 <Dugnuts> thats not the end
45:00 <Lish> Hahaha
45:00 <Dugnuts> i need more
45:00 <Doodle> thats what she said
45:00 <Dugnuts> it sounds interesting
45:00 <realist> Lish: I met him at UCSB, California
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> reow!
45:00 <Lish> It's hard to follow if you're doing too many things 
45:00 <Lish> Realist: what were you doing there
45:00 <Lish> But it's a pretty good show dugnuts, highly recommend 
45:00 <Doodle> thats also what she said kate
45:00 <realist> Lish: I was playing basketball
45:00 <Dugnuts> ok well ima get mr robot
45:00 <Dugnuts> i hope its good
45:00 <Dugnuts> i mean
46:00 <Lish> Realist: not true 
46:00 <Dugnuts> you compared it to dexter
46:00 <Dugnuts> so it better be good
46:00 <Dugnuts> OR ELSE
46:00 <Doodle> in nz they call it dixter
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt doodle, hawt
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you take pix?
46:00 <Doodle> ofc
46:00 <Doodle> pm
46:00 <psylent> cher bro
46:00 <Lish> Hahaha ok Dug
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude, do your own bidding
46:00 <Lish> I'm watching bachie 
46:00 <Lish> Makes my life 
46:00 <realist> Lish: haha okay, if you say so.
46:00 <Dugnuts> i dont have sharpened nails kate
46:00 <Dugnuts> i need you for that
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor do i
46:00 <Dugnuts> you are constantly buffing
46:00 <Dugnuts> those things must be like razors
46:00 <Lish> realist: what's your NBA team 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> buffing and sharpening are two completely different things, duh
47:00 <realist> Lish: what do you mean?
47:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
47:00 <Lish> If you were playing college basketball you should have an NBA team 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEH
47:00 <realist> I stopped playing after college
47:00 <Dugnuts> buffing is you putting a shine on your weapons
47:00 <Lish> Like who do you go for
47:00 <Dugnuts> :P
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> nails are not weapons
47:00 <Dugnuts> since when?
47:00 <realist> Oh, I went for Lakers, but before that Bulls
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> since i was like 10 years old
48:00 <Dugnuts> sifnt
48:00 <Dugnuts> every girl's nails are weapons
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> weirdo
48:00 <Lish> Why did you stop 'playing'?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe don't piss them off
48:00 <Dugnuts> i have scars on my back to prove it dammit
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> because you're shit in bed?
48:00 <realist> Lish: because I thought I wasn't good enough to make NBA
48:00 <Dugnuts> maybe they were
48:00 <Dugnuts> sif dig nails in
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
48:00 <Lish> Seems a weird reason to stop
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe you LIKED IT
49:00 <Lish> Could play Europe or NBL
49:00 <Lish> Maybe even China 
49:00 <realist> Lish: I kept playing for fun
49:00 <Doodle> i play for fun
49:00 <Dugnuts> nah
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> on cam?
49:00 <Dugnuts> im not into the pain
50:00 <Doodle> lol no
50:00 <Doodle> hihihihih
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh!
50:00 <Doodle> i'm shy
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> like fuck
50:00 <Clarkson> going down on a whore is equvalent of having a creampie
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> but anyways
50:00 <Doodle> lmao
50:00 <Lish> I play for cash
50:00 <Lish> Haha
50:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Kajagoogoo-Too Shy.mp3 (8.53MB 128kbps Stereo 9:19)
50:00 <realist> Lish: I regret stopping, but c'est la vie
50:00 <Lish> Indeed 
50:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Robbie Nevil - C'est La Vie.mp3 (8.56MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:21)
50:00 <Doodle> etc
50:00 <psylent> chicken vegetable creampie mayble.. it's the croutons that are the worst though. 
50:00 <Doodle> so on and so forth
51:00 <realist> Lish: I considered NBL, but thought I'd make better money with a career in IT
51:00 <Lish> Yeah there isn't much money in NBL 
51:00 <Lish> What do you do in IT?
51:00 <Doodle> i was a black belt in origami i nearly went pro
51:00 <Doodle> 2 many paper cuts
52:00 <Doodle> destroyed my career
52:00 <realist> DevOps, as much as I hate that buzzword 
52:00 <amsy> paper cuts are terrible :(
52:00 <Doodle> yeah
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
53:00 <Doodle> it was devastating
53:00 <realist> amsy: agreed, forget flying cars, where's my damn paperless office!?
53:00 <Lish> Hahah 
53:00 <Doodle> i'm ok now tho thanks
53:00 <Lish> Devils 
53:00 <Lish> Oops Devops
53:00 <Lish> Is a bit of a buzz word
53:00 <amsy> lol i worked on a project at work that was supposed to be paperless....... it was a huge lie
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh paperless is so b/s
54:00 <Doodle> i worked in a paperless office the last 2 days
54:00 <Doodle> it was also computerless
55:00 <Doodle> and ceilingless
55:00 <amsy> the most annoying bit was that it actually could have been paperless because everything was also on the computer but engineers are so stubborn
55:00 <Doodle> i reported them to work safe
55:00 <Doodle> and left
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ doodle
55:00 <Doodle> god you should see the photos
55:00 <Doodle> holes in the walls
55:00 <Doodle> inch thick dust on everything
57:00 <realist> Lish: I'm a freelance consultant who does both software development and systems administration, although I don't have "devops" on my resume, recruiters contact me for those roles...
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i thought you drove a taxi
59:00 <realist> Who drives a taxi?
59:00 <Doodle> indians
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i thought you did
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> realist
59:00 <realist> katatonic_kate01: why would you think that?
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i donno
00:00 <Lish> Oh forgot I was there
00:00 <Lish> Realist: cool
01:00 <realist> katatonic_kate01: I'll pretend I'm an Uber driver for you, but you'd have to be certifiably insane to get into a car I'm driving.
02:00 <amsy> shit driver?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01>  RANDOM
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> see what's up with even pretend taxi drivers and me
02:00 <realist> amsy: no, I just demand hugs from passengers in vacant parking lots
03:00 <amsy> rapey driver then D:
03:00 <Doodle> you rang
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
03:00 <realist> amsy: not really, just building on katatonic_kate01's earlier anecdote
04:00 <Doodle> its not rape if theyre paying you
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> or exchange for wine in the boot
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a massage on the head with a shovel 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <Doodle> clang
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's that… you want to go to sleep...
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> in a shallow grave!
06:00 <Doodle> it would probably be comfortable once it warmed up
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
06:00 <TheRiddler> just came back from a nap
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll stop now, because i'll just appear to be creepisly weird 
06:00 <Doodle> thats a shame
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you fully recovered riddler?
07:00 <Doodle> i wish i could nap
07:00 <Doodle> damn you sleeping people
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> i napped at work today
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> best nap ever
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wasn't 'actually' working tho
09:00 <Doodle> lol
09:00 <Doodle> umm ahh
10:00 <TheRiddler> almost
14:00 <Maurice> I just blew up a sword, mega headspin
19:00 <Lumeah> ya know when ya get everyone to hate u again?.. lol
19:00 <Lumeah> lovely 
20:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/MmvCZ5E.jpg
21:00 <couleurs> that me
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wanna see wolf king
21:00 <thestig> they like their fancy lettering 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> mostly because it's the only one i can read
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i like wolves n' stuff
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> wolf king… i'm imagining a death metal band, member dressed as wolves wearing crowns
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> and some sort of velvet cloak 
22:00 <TheRiddler> I can imagine if all the band names were ppl looking at party cannon like :/
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <TheRiddler> queue playschool song
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <faux> Hello
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai2u
38:00 <dematerialixed> faggots
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> waves
39:00 <dematerialixed> ive had 3 naps today and now i have a headache
39:00 <dematerialixed> please feel sorry for me
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> too much wanking, no doubt
39:00 <dematerialixed> ... how did you know
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> um…. magic
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOOM!
40:00 <dematerialixed> ive batted like 7 times this past two days
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, no i'm omnipresent 
40:00 <psylent> tourist
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude, calm yo' farm
41:00 <dematerialixed> i think im done
41:00 <dematerialixed> im not sure
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls
42:00 <dematerialixed> anotherirc3r wanna smell my hands?
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're feral
42:00 <anotherirc3r> nothx
42:00 <dematerialixed> :P
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> psylent, because you don't answer your PM's… are you new or have you recently changed your nic?
43:00 <anotherirc3r> iBiZa doesn't muck around
43:00 <dematerialixed> nobody likes psylent
43:00 <dematerialixed> he needs to go away
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> who is he.she?
43:00 <dematerialixed> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
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