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00:00 <Lumeah> randomly 
00:00 <Serenity> im going to eat the biggest bread roll tomorrow
01:00 <Serenity> im so looking forward to that
01:00 <screws> great more dioreah
01:00 <TheRiddler> .
01:00 <Serenity> .
01:00 <simba> screws https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12065550_10207578372915202_6511594486312604867_n.jpg?oh=3f897755fef3d472af7f74f23b5962ff&oe=5687A6CF&__gda__=1455762842_545f0a16d3776ebf7fb26f1ba91f7605
02:00 <Lumeah> sun burn.. 
02:00 <amsy> lol dioreah
02:00 <Serenity> its phonetic i guess...
02:00 <amsy> is that ricky martin
03:00 <TheRiddler> that's almost as bad as when I tried to spell it
03:00 <TheRiddler> :(
03:00 <screws> it is ricky martin
03:00 <Serenity> aahaha
03:00 <screws> simba is into supersticion
03:00 <screws> black cats, and voodoo dolls
03:00 <Lumeah> lest he's got something 
03:00 <amsy> supersticion
03:00 <simba> yes aimbot
03:00 <Serenity> rofllll
03:00 <TheRiddler> superstiacitosis!
04:00 <simba> she will wear u out
04:00 <TheRiddler> err
04:00 <DailyAdult> the jewish education system has failed screws
04:00 <amsy> hahaha
04:00 <TheRiddler> calfabasupersticiatitosis
04:00 <amsy> LOL
04:00 <TheRiddler> - merry poppins
05:00 <amsy> lmaooooooo
05:00 <amsy> <3
05:00 <Serenity> jeepers
05:00 <screws> i want to a church of england school but thanks anyway
05:00 <TheRiddler> the jewish education system is just maths and negotiation
05:00 <TheRiddler> :P
05:00 <DailyAdult> haha
05:00 <DailyAdult> !
05:00 <screws> cause christians dont negotiate or do maths
05:00 <screws> haha !
06:00 <Lumeah> lol
06:00 <TheRiddler> It's Joke jew brain
06:00 <DailyAdult> maths, negotiation and storytelling
06:00 <TheRiddler> +a
06:00 <screws> mines a joke too ...
06:00 <Lumeah> and catholics are all sexually represped. 
06:00 <screws> child molstestorer
06:00 <amsy> WOW
06:00 <Lumeah> repressed 
06:00 <myimmortal> iam a 33 yr old bialik graduate who repeated yr 12
06:00 <simba> "how to play the victim: the jewish rat race exposed" by screwss dad
06:00 <Serenity> does anyone think screws is just a messed up troll.. or that hes actually just a bit slow
06:00 <screws> theyre mostly world reknowned for what they do to young children
06:00 <amsy> phew Lumeah
06:00 <TheRiddler> I haven't molested a child
07:00 <DailyAdult> catholics are sluts
07:00 <screws> i aint playin no victim if you want to confront me in person simba nows yoru chance
07:00 <DailyAdult> the best kind
07:00 <Clarkson> so you need ur club? obviously you're aware i'd kick ur ass one on one lol
07:00 <Lumeah> you wanted to stay longer? 
07:00 <simba> i have no interest in meeting u
07:00 <Serenity> screws you live in different states. stop with the 'meet up wiv mi and we sort dis out'
07:00 <screws> nice try Serenity dont see anyone who answered you
07:00 <Serenity> its not gonna happen ok
07:00 <DailyAdult> cum fite me
07:00 <DailyAdult> 1v1 bro
07:00 <screws> just sayin, aint playing no victim
07:00 <Serenity> you play the victim every time you come here
07:00 <TheRiddler> keyboard warrior classic responce
07:00 <TheRiddler> *response
07:00 <screws> you started it Serenity 
08:00 <Lumeah> lol. 
08:00 <Serenity> yeah like i started it last night when you came in sooking
08:00 <Lumeah> gowwd
08:00 <Serenity> or the night before when you were bitching about pms
08:00 <Lumeah> so 
08:00 <screws> okay guys watch this, Serenity can make jokes like "aint no party like a gas chamber party" the moment i make a joke about the catholic faith watch as she bans me
08:00 <screws> and takes it personally
08:00 <TheRiddler> he plays the victim for everything sezz
08:00 <screws> just watch
08:00 <amsy> he used to just ask everyone advice about ladies
08:00 <screws> can you read you like a picture book now
08:00 <Serenity> screws that has NEVER happened ever
08:00 <amsy> what happened
08:00 <Serenity> you are so retarded
09:00 <screws> oh yes it has many many times and it will happen again cause i will use the same formula
09:00 <Serenity> no
09:00 <Serenity> it hasnt because im not religious you fucking moron
09:00 <TheRiddler> he found out that it's better to watch from the window amsy
09:00 <Serenity> it actually weirds me out that he keeps making shit up and thinks its happened
09:00 <DailyAdult> he's a jew
09:00 <DailyAdult> it's what they do
09:00 <DailyAdult> just like the holocaust
10:00 <screws> amsy: heres what happened, all the neo nazi fascists decided to come into one channel
10:00 <amsy> lol
10:00 <screws> it weirds me out that simba is attracted to young children.
10:00 <amsy> that isnt what happened
10:00 <DailyAdult> they believe their own lies and stories so strongly they will attack anyone who disagrees
10:00 <Serenity> what really happened amsy is that he randomly joined in here a couple nights go demanding i ban someone for pming him
10:00 <Serenity> and hes been raging ever since
10:00 <DailyAdult> see, now he's calling everyone pedos
10:00 <Doodle> jews did 9/11
10:00 <screws> do not lie
10:00 <screws> i kept the screenshot
10:00 <DailyAdult> anything to take the attention off his delusional jew actions
10:00 <screws> no point lying this time Serenity ...
10:00 <TheRiddler> .
10:00 <Serenity> lying about what? that is exactly what happened
11:00 <Serenity> you came in and demanded that i ban plicent for pming you
11:00 <amsy> why couldnt he use the /ignore function?
11:00 <screws> i told her about the guy pm'ing me, i never DEMANDED anyone got banned, thats a crucial fact right there
11:00 <screws> Serenity: ... dude i kept the screenshot why are you still lying abou tthis?
11:00 <DailyAdult> pretty sure you did ask for him to be banned for "spamming invites to his channel"
11:00 <screws> are yo ujust trolling lol
11:00 <Serenity> screen shot of what you psycho
11:00 <screws> the fucking channel
11:00 <TheRiddler> his channel?
11:00 <amsy> every day i have a pm from someone i just assume is plivent or mayo
11:00 <amsy> saying "hi"
12:00 <TheRiddler> the screenshot was him trying to get into #cunts
12:00 <DailyAdult> i say hi to natalia all the time
12:00 <DailyAdult> they never say hi back
12:00 <amsy> always overnight
12:00 <screws> not saying "join #soso" ?
12:00 <DailyAdult> it upsets me
12:00 <Serenity> [11:36pm] <screws> Serenity: do the same thing to him as you would do to me if i pm'ed someone without permission or in a harassing kind of way
12:00 <TheRiddler> no invited him into cunts
12:00 <Serenity> [11:29pm] screws ([email protected]) has joined. «47 people»
12:00 <Clarkson> Cause she don't give a fuck 
12:00 <Serenity> [11:32pm] <screws> Mentalson is spamming people in pm to join his channel
12:00 <Serenity> [11:32pm] <screws> just saying
12:00 <Serenity> [11:33pm] <@Serenity> what do you want us to do about it
12:00 <simba> always the victim, its never your fault
12:00 <screws> yeh
12:00 <screws> which bit does it ask to ban
12:00 <TheRiddler> *no one
12:00 <screws> or demand to ban in your words?
13:00 <Serenity> ROFL you are SO dumb
13:00 <Serenity> i cant even
13:00 <screws> no
13:00 <screws> i cant
13:00 <screws> why dont you go eat something
13:00 <simba> ive asked this before and ill ask again, why do you join irc when youre only going to cop abuse the same way you do outside irc
13:00 <simba> youre the same person here as you are everywhere else
13:00 <screws> amsy doesnt mind me
13:00 <simba> you cant escape yourself
13:00 <screws> why should i stop comon on just cuz of you?
14:00 <simba> amsy is an extremely unique and forgiving person
14:00 <Serenity> why would i eat something screwss
14:00 <Serenity> you seem to have an obsession with food
14:00 <Serenity> its weird
14:00 <amsy> haha
14:00 <DailyAdult> and cock
14:00 <Clarkson> Sydney is wet and sexy
14:00 <screws> or maybe your a uniquely vicious person simba ?
14:00 <screws> why should i not come on
14:00 <Serenity> because no one likes you
14:00 <simba> because you just get owned every time how is this good for you in any way
14:00 <screws> you guys only dont like me for your perceived belief in my religion
14:00 <screws> and your experiences with said religion
14:00 <Maurice> (21:12:33) (Serenity): [11:36pm] <screws> Serenity: do the same thing to him as you would do to me if i pm'ed someone without permission or in a harassing kind of way (21:12:45) (Clarkson): Cause she don't give a fuck
14:00 <Clarkson> but shes like this gorgeous blonde tiny framed travelling hippy who's currently trying out being a lesbian with this girl shes travelling with
14:00 <Maurice> That was perfect
14:00 <simba> it makes you drink more and smile less
14:00 <screws> yeh
14:00 <screws> but which bit does it "demand a ban" ?
14:00 <simba> i dont like you because youre a whining little faggot
15:00 <Clarkson> just funny that you have a needle dick
15:00 <screws> where did i use the word ban
15:00 <DailyAdult> i love to abuse jewish people
15:00 <Maurice> Shut up screws, I was talking about Clarkson
15:00 <Clarkson> now you fucking read and stfu or ask.
15:00 <Serenity> you could be talking about scuba diving and he would find a way to make it sound like youre attacking him for being a jew
15:00 <Serenity> rofl
15:00 <Maurice> Not every thing is about you
15:00 <screws> we love to abus you too DailyAdult :P
15:00 <doctor> I wouldnt mind eating something
15:00 <screws> Maurice: what about clarkson
15:00 <Clarkson> vagina or ass
15:00 <Serenity> dont ever use 'we' screws
15:00 <doctor> Ill eat my finger nails
15:00 <Serenity> you are not part of the collective we
15:00 <DailyAdult> so you admit you're a jew screws
15:00 <Serenity> not now. not ever
15:00 <simba> lol
16:00 <screws> Serenity: i would beat my own ass if i was ever part of your 'colective' ...
16:00 <Serenity> dont lie, you'd lick my asshole in three different ways if I was nice to you for 5 seconds and made you feel wanted
16:00 <DailyAdult> ^
16:00 <simba> remember when screws met mandyjane
17:00 <DailyAdult> screws is looking for love in all the wrong places
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol clarkson is like keeping with the convo for most of it
17:00 <Clarkson> or you still a spineless cunt ?
17:00 <screws> do you have ops in real life Serenity ? then probably not
17:00 <Serenity> that doesnt even make sense.. what
17:00 <screws> ive seen a photo of you too id throw up before id even make out with ya
17:00 <screws> we could be friends tho
17:00 <Serenity> ROFL
17:00 <Serenity> you'd crawl across glass just to get a sniff of my crack if I wanted you to screws
17:00 <Serenity> that is fact
17:00 <screws> you wouldnt remember simba cause i met mandyjane before i met anyone on this server
18:00 <TheRiddler> he'd do it to any girl
18:00 <Serenity> he would
18:00 <TheRiddler> mandyjane must of rejected him
18:00 <screws> Serenity: careful when you go outside its quite windy. the tickets my blow off
18:00 <Serenity> all it would take is 15 minutes of being nice to him
18:00 <DailyAdult> anything to validate his masculinity
18:00 <simba> it happened like 2 years ago dude
18:00 <TheRiddler> or raped him
18:00 <Serenity> no tickets on me screws i just know how pathetic you are
18:00 <screws> mandy and i were good friends.
18:00 <simba> no you werent
18:00 <screws> Serenity: ok no worries.
18:00 <TheRiddler> then left
18:00 <TheRiddler> he thought it was love
18:00 <simba> why the fuck do you lie about everything, your life must be shite
19:00 <screws> Serenity: would your crack happen to be holding a big bottle of champaigne
19:00 <TheRiddler> ...
19:00 <Serenity> wha the fuck is wrong with you
19:00 <screws> just asking
19:00 <screws> in the hypothetical scenario
19:00 <TheRiddler> .......
19:00 <Serenity> rofl
19:00 <DailyAdult> he's angry at you now
20:00 <TheRiddler> I think he thinks you just offered him
20:00 <screws> im as chill as chill can be
20:00 <Serenity> hes mad af
20:00 <DailyAdult> nah you're not
20:00 <screws> okay then
20:00 <DailyAdult> right now your heart rate is sitting at about 90
20:00 <screws> you guys understand my emotions better than me neway
20:00 <DailyAdult> your fingers are shaking
20:00 <TheRiddler> you're so mad screws
20:00 <TheRiddler> mad as a jew
20:00 <screws> 90 is about average for a person of average fitness
20:00 <TheRiddler> who got a bad deal on a hooker
20:00 <screws> clearly you dont know jew
20:00 <Serenity> umm
21:00 <Serenity> 90 is too fast rofl
21:00 <Serenity> between 60-80 is normal you retard
21:00 <DailyAdult> hooroo slower
21:00 <screws> bye slower 
21:00 <screws> Serenity: youre quite fat so whats normal for you? 90?
21:00 <simba> [14:47:18] <screwss> i only run my mouth if it needs to be run
21:00 <simba> [14:47:23] <screwss> otherwise everyone is my friend
21:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <TheRiddler> uh oh
21:00 <simba> going through our logs is pretty lolworthy screws
21:00 <TheRiddler> he said the f word
21:00 <simba> you are a travesty of a rat
21:00 <Serenity> lol screws you are making a massive fool of yourself mentioning my weight every 5 seconds
21:00 <screws> i see 2 s's there ....
21:00 <DailyAdult> a jewish rat
21:00 <screws> hrm
21:00 <Serenity> plz keep doing it
22:00 <simba> yeah dude you used screwss most your time on here
22:00 <simba> why are you denying that
22:00 <DailyAdult> haha
22:00 <Serenity> oh god this is the worst
22:00 <screws> Serenity: being a racist isnt such a good look either sweetheart.
22:00 <DailyAdult> IT HAS AN EXTRA S
22:00 <DailyAdult> ITS NOT ME I SWEAR
22:00 <Serenity> yeah but no one cares if im racist to you
22:00 <screws> um
22:00 <TheRiddler> jews are not a race
22:00 <dematerialissed> guys
22:00 <screws> somethings definitely not right here
22:00 <Serenity> LOL OMG STOP
22:00 <dematerialissed> i have an extra s
22:00 <dematerialissed> it's not me
23:00 <Sserenity> woah lucky i have two s's now
23:00 <dematerialissed> that dematerialised guy last night
23:00 <Sserenity> someone would think im serenity
23:00 <dematerialissed> going on with all his anti semite neo nazi views
23:00 <dematerialissed> such an asshole
23:00 <Clarkson> and her ass fell off
23:00 <dematerialissed> lucky i am definitely not him
23:00 <screws> did you whip those up quickly now simba 
23:00 <Sserenity> this is soooo awkward
23:00 <simba> [12:05:56] <screwss> dude i need access to melbourne. theres someone i need to get in contact with
23:00 <simba> lol that was good
23:00 <screws> dematerialissed: youre the only black person i met who hates other black ppl so... loner much
23:00 <Sserenity> lol
23:00 <dematerialissed> uh
23:00 <screws> that isnt me
24:00 <screws> thats screwssssss
24:00 <Sserenity> someone never sawe boyz in da hood
24:00 <dematerialissed> screws i dunno who you are referring to
24:00 <screws> note the extra s's
24:00 <Sserenity> YOU'RE THE SAME PERSON
24:00 <Sserenity> omg.
24:00 <screws> you created these logs
24:00 <TheRiddler> so we need more s's?
24:00 <screws> but accidentally forgot that i have 1 s at the end of my name
24:00 <Sserenity> i cannot believe he is actually trying to pretend its not him
24:00 <screws> you have tiem to edit it now simba 
24:00 <screws> i bet that swhat hes doing
24:00 <TheRiddler> .
24:00 <dematerialissed> screws what are your views on rape?
24:00 <screws> you can only register 1 nick
24:00 <dematerialissed> serious question
24:00 <Sserenity> oh em gee
25:00 <TheRiddler> .................
25:00 <Sserenity> this is funny
25:00 <simba> this is the log where you opened up to me about how furious johninja made you and how whenever he types you have to stay there and "get the first shot in"
25:00 <screws> um pretty grim actually
25:00 <screws> why
25:00 <Sserenity> if TheRiddler is dotting you.. you are fucked
25:00 <Sserenity> rofllll
25:00 <dematerialissed> would you say rape is a serious as fuck issue and not to be joked about
25:00 <dematerialissed> ?
25:00 <screws> rape is extremely serious and i would put my life in danger to rescue a woman.
25:00 <dematerialissed> 23:48 31 Jan 13	screwss: you know rape is a serious fuck issue
25:00 <Clarkson> Mail me a cake bitch
25:00 <dematerialissed> ITS NOT ME I SWEAR
25:00 <TheRiddler> I'm breaking the law
25:00 <TheRiddler> I have 2 nicks registered
25:00 <Sserenity> dat duy has 2 esses
25:00 <TheRiddler> rules even
25:00 <dematerialissed> clearly not ol mate screws here
26:00 <Sserenity> i have 3 nicks registered
26:00 <screws> hrm nice try dematerialissed but i wonder how many guys you can find that dont think rape is serious
26:00 <dematerialissed> hrm
26:00 <simba> fuck, youre so fucking dumb that you accused me of linking you to some jesse venture 9/11 conspiracy video when that was b1
26:00 <simba> confuse me and b1 you know you are cooked
26:00 <Sserenity> looooooooooool
26:00 <TheRiddler> .
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
26:00 <Sserenity> im gonna look up screwss quotes now
27:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
27:00 <Bastardly_One> when did I do that? must of been a long time ago 
27:00 <screws> you did simba 
27:00 <simba> dec 2014
27:00 <screws> or was it b1...
27:00 <screws> hrm
27:00 <Bastardly_One> doubtful he did ... sounds more like me
27:00 <simba> it was b1 thats what i just said
27:00 <screws> Bastardly_One: whered you go
27:00 <Bastardly_One> go stick your head in the over tool
27:00 <screws> ooo
27:00 <screws> nice to see you too
28:00 <Bastardly_One> to jail for anti semetic crimes
28:00 <Bastardly_One> now shut up
28:00 <screws> lol
28:00 <simba> [01:07:41] <screwss> why call me jew boy, why not just meet me in person to allow me to break your fingers for you?
28:00 <Maurice> So screws was screwss, then he wasn't, but now he is again?
28:00 <dematerialissed> yeah
28:00 <screws> you used anti Semitic in the wrong context b1
28:00 <screws> and you mispelt it as well
28:00 <Trevor> the only thing smooth about that is your pussy
28:00 <Clarkson> they had spinning shit for gravity
28:00 <screws> antisemitic means what youre doing
29:00 <dematerialissed> jewish screws is definitely not the same as jewish screwss
29:00 <simba> <screwss> if you aint got nothing to hide u bag of shit why not tell me ur real name <simba> my names jono screwss> no its not LOL
29:00 <screws> Maurice: dont get confused. simba is writing logs up
29:00 <dematerialissed> maybe "screw" has some significance in jewish religion
29:00 <dematerialissed> and it's a coincidence
29:00 <Sserenity> he actually thinks simba is making these up
29:00 <Sserenity> roflll
29:00 <screws> where was the timestamp on that one
29:00 <simba> hes just embarassed
29:00 <dematerialissed> TELL ME YOUR REAL NAME
29:00 <Maurice> Firstly, I never said I was confused, secondly, you're an idiot
29:00 <simba> i delete the timestamps for the good of the channel
30:00 <TheRiddler> he's really named screwssssssssssssssssss
30:00 <dematerialissed> indeed
30:00 <dematerialissed> he removed the extra s' for the good for the channel
30:00 <screws> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTJAAoTsdd8 is this the thing you were talking about before simba 
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura S02E08 The 911 Pentagon Conspiracy Views: 1,584 Uploader: Fowen Baken Uploaded: Jul 3, 2015 Duration: 69m55s Rating: 5.00
31:00 <simba> u have recieved quite a lot of attention tonight
31:00 <screws> guys when i speak in pm and channel i have to use a registered nickname
31:00 <simba> r u happy
31:00 <screws> and i can only have one nick registered at a time
31:00 <screws> simba: r u gay
31:00 <Trevor> 42 niggerbytes
31:00 <screws> you sent me a photo of rickys sausage before
31:00 <simba> and here you are fondly recalling it
32:00 <simba> do you consider that us sharing a gay experience
32:00 <Clarkson> [15:53] <beehhh> ur a gay cunt
32:00 <screws> simba: do you still believe 9.11 was fake?
33:00 <simba> please reword the question
33:00 <Sserenity> ohh pedo digs seem to be his fall back
33:00 <Sserenity> [10:43pm] <10screwss> did you end up scoring another date with the 12 yr old?
33:00 <dematerialissed> oh hey
33:00 <dematerialissed> that sounds familiar
33:00 <dematerialissed> didn't screws also start calling people pedos
33:00 <simba> [01:27] <screwss> im on kamikaze mode now
33:00 <simba> [01:27] <screwss> u started it
33:00 <simba> when u piss off a jew
33:00 <dematerialissed> haha
33:00 <dematerialissed> kamikaze mode
34:00 <screws> you make jew jokes
34:00 <screws> i make christian jokes
34:00 <simba> lmao the whole weekend dad at best thing
34:00 <screws> seems fair
34:00 <Sserenity> [11:34pm] [11:34pm] <10screwss> skirm you can go back to your masturbating over kiddie porn
34:00 <simba> holy shit i forgot about that
34:00 <Clarkson> i had a massive squrit orgasm that night on crysta;l
34:00 <Sserenity> tsk tsk
34:00 <simba> when he originally came on here whining at 3am, the first time, about how he cant find anyone cos all the single mums just want a "weekend dad at best"
34:00 <simba> that was the first embarassing thing u denied
34:00 <simba> and it never ended
34:00 <dematerialissed> haha
35:00 <screws> huh
35:00 <simba> nevermind
35:00 <screws> you mean all milfs want a fuck buddy
35:00 <simba> you just want a family dont you
35:00 <Trevor> 72 niggerwatts
35:00 <simba> you must be 30 something
36:00 <Sserenity> the logs im up to hes sooking to mew
36:00 <Sserenity> about a call not calling him back or something
36:00 <screws> ive got plenty of friends. theyre my family
36:00 <Sserenity> girl**
36:00 <Trevor> NIggerTV
36:00 <screws> i never called mew
36:00 <screws> mews a jew too guys
36:00 <screws> lets all haraunge her now
37:00 <Sserenity> [10:36pm] <10screwss> you gonna pay out some girl i liked im gonna go for the juguler too! deal with it!
37:00 <Sserenity> i dint say you called mew you fuck head
38:00 <screws> 00:36	Sserenity	the logs im up to hes sooking to mew about a call not calling him back or something
38:00 <screws> whats that fuckhead?
38:00 <Sserenity> ITS SAYING YOU WERE SOOKING TO MEW IN MY LOGS
38:00 <Sserenity> ABOUT SOMEONE NOT CALLING YOU BACK
38:00 <dematerialissed> [22:52:31] <screws> then im like "oh btw sorry i couldnt go into the spa with you at the end with mel, had to go home and do the dishes"
38:00 <Sserenity> i feel like i had to shout that
38:00 <Sserenity> because youre retarded
38:00 <Sserenity> hahahaha
38:00 <amsy> sezz
38:00 <amsy> lol
38:00 <Sserenity> knew it would come eventually
38:00 <Sserenity> he is that slow
40:00 <dematerialissed> [21:40:25] <screws> who are you?
40:00 <dematerialissed> i've triggered him
40:00 <dematerialissed> !
40:00 <simba> screws taught me a new word. harangue
40:00 <Sserenity> [1:20am] * screwss wonders how much simba would like to step outside and get a taste of jew
40:00 <simba> wow gay
40:00 <TheRiddler> taste the jew rainbow
41:00 <simba> i bet he wants 2 be in an internet themed porn with me called Keyboard Kuddlers
41:00 <Sserenity> someone bring him back
41:00 <Trevor> ok google
41:00 <screws> 00:40		%%% Sserenity has invited you to join #melbourne
41:00 <screws> thanks
41:00 <Trevor> http://search.disconnect.me
41:00 <Sserenity> [12:58am] <10screwss> 02:54	Maurice	Fuck off, simba, I have you on ignore along with 47 other people
42:00 <screws> simba why are you ignoring 47 ppl
42:00 <Sserenity> .........
42:00 <Sserenity> that was you
42:00 <simba> cos im a jew rat 
42:00 <screws> you only hate jews cause your rich (another false misconception i may add)
42:00 <screws> cause theyre rich*
43:00 <Trevor> simba can i touch you and your permanently affixed jew gold, sexually?
43:00 <Maurice> It's possible I was being loof
43:00 <simba> so jews arent actually rich but thats why i hate them?
43:00 <simba> brilliant
43:00 <screws> your misperceiption not mine
43:00 <Sserenity> 11:29pm] [11:29pm] <10tooheys> u would have a lot less problems if u were a poof
43:00 <Sserenity> [11:29pm] [11:29pm] <10screwss> here we go with the anti semitic bait
44:00 <Trevor> i figured out why my phone locks up all the time
44:00 <Trevor> jews
44:00 <screws> anymore context
44:00 <simba> look mate if this is about that dollar you wanted just ask
44:00 <simba> dont be afraid
44:00 <screws> lol
44:00 <simba> too late too late will be the cry when the man with the bargains passes by
44:00 <simba> - jason statham 
45:00 <Sserenity> so is he admitting its him now or is it still not screws
46:00 <simba> screws is it true that your phone screensaver is a gif of mandyjane downing a tinnie of VB
46:00 <screws> lock stocks a great movie
46:00 <dematerialissed> [22:52:31] <screws> then im like "oh btw sorry i couldnt go into the spa with you at the end with mel, had to go home and do the dishes"
46:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <screws> are you splicing quotes again dematerialissed lol
47:00 <Sserenity> you said that
48:00 <dematerialissed> [23:01:06] <screws> can someone explain to me how i can get a girl like that
48:00 <simba> screws wrote a thesis for uni on which was more important for the internet: 4chan or reddit
48:00 <simba> jurgen klopp the anti rat repellant
48:00 <Sserenity> my 20150901 log
48:00 <Trevor> wot do u call a jewish person floating in the sky?
48:00 <Sserenity> [10:52pm] <10screws> then im like "oh btw sorry i couldnt go into the spa with you at the end with mel, had to go home and do the dishes"
49:00 <Trevor> smoke
49:00 <dematerialissed>  15[11:08:59] <screws> god dam it
49:00 <dematerialissed>  15[11:09:06] <faux> Get out
49:00 <dematerialissed>  15[11:09:18] <screws> well my ban expired
49:00 <dematerialissed> wb screwss
49:00 <Sserenity> lol
50:00 <simba> screws thinks Emre Can is hto
50:00 <simba> hot
50:00 <screws> [09:37pm] <Sserenity> so then we found out that the wombat was dead so we took it home, cooked it and ate it
50:00 <screws> 2 can play at the logs game
50:00 <Trevor> whats the difference between a jew and a vending machine?
50:00 <screws> bitch
50:00 <Sserenity> cept ours are real idiot
50:00 <dematerialissed> oh shit
50:00 <Trevor> vending machines give u ur change back
50:00 <dematerialissed> hold up
50:00 <dematerialissed> what's this here
50:00 <TheRiddler> .
50:00 <dematerialissed>  15[11:12:38] <screws> i was already permanently banned from here for about 12 months but only got around it because my nick registration expired
51:00 <Sserenity> i have that too
51:00 <dematerialissed> is that why you arent logged in as screwss then screws
51:00 <screws> can see the writing
51:00 <TheRiddler> how was the wombat sezz
51:00 <Sserenity> 11:12am] <10screws> i was already permanently banned from here for about 12 months but only got around it because my nick registration expired
51:00 <screws> Sserenity: yes.. mine are 'real' too..
51:00 <Sserenity> bit tough, little gamey
51:00 <Sserenity> yeah except its not screws and no one genuinely believes its real
51:00 <screws> so whats the supposed to mean
52:00 <dematerialissed> i wonder if 12 months is up yet
52:00 <dematerialissed> i dont believe it is
52:00 <Sserenity> dematerialissed and i have the same copies of the same logs. but we're making them up
52:00 <Sserenity> ok
52:00 <screws> 00:46	dematerialissed	i was just there for the free booze
52:00 <screws> like free stuff dematerialissed do ya eh?
52:00 <screws> interesting
52:00 <Sserenity> rofl fail
52:00 <simba> thats kind of cute
52:00 <dematerialissed> no i did actually say that
52:00 <dematerialissed> in pm
52:00 <simba> screws is just retaliating like an 11 year old
52:00 <dematerialissed> screws wants to know who I am
52:00 <dematerialissed> haha
52:00 <screws> Sserenity: did your parents hate jews too?
52:00 <Trevor> pliv
53:00 <simba> its kind of cute how simple it is, not too malicious, not too bright tho
53:00 <dematerialissed> im pliv and mayo and element
53:00 <dematerialissed> all me
53:00 <Sserenity> i think its hilarious thats w2hy i unbanned him
53:00 <Trevor> lay off the drugs
53:00 <screws> does it say what channel the quote is said it
53:00 <screws> in
54:00 <Sserenity> [11:14am] <10screws> the permban was based on such a stupid reason.
54:00 <Sserenity> [11:14am] <10thestig> what was the reason
54:00 <Sserenity> [11:15am] <10screws> i was coming under attack for being jewish by multiple people at once and i had the gumption to defend myself
54:00 <dematerialissed> haha
54:00 <Trevor> pliv
54:00 <simba> whats the difference between a pizz and a jew?
54:00 <simba> pizza's dont scream when u put them in the oven xD
54:00 <screws> you guys started deleting the extra s's now did ya
55:00 <simba> What's the best way to get a Jewish girls number?
55:00 <simba> Roll up her sleeve.
55:00 <simba> lololololololOLOOLOL
55:00 <dematerialissed> olLOOLOLOLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
55:00 <Sserenity> lollllll
55:00 <screws> hrm
55:00 <screws> too far too far
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <simba> What did the Jewish peadophile say to the child? "Wanna buy some candy?"
55:00 <TheRiddler> that 1 was good
55:00 <simba> amazing
55:00 <screws> isnt that what did the arch bishop say to the child
55:00 <TheRiddler> are you looking at the sick jokes site
55:00 <screws> you just changed the word to jew
56:00 <simba> no
56:00 <Trevor> PLIV
56:00 <screws> amy winehouse was jewish
56:00 <simba> u even need jew jokes expplained to u
56:00 <dematerialissed> sorry im eating taco
56:00 <dematerialissed> sup?
56:00 <TheRiddler> sickpedia
56:00 <screws> i knew what it meant
56:00 <Trevor> shut up
56:00 <screws> who
56:00 <Trevor> pliv
56:00 <dematerialissed> <B1> fuck up
56:00 <Clarkson> oo i have a script for that. wanna see how shit it is
56:00 <screws> correct
56:00 <simba> how do you pick up a jewish girl? with a broom and dustpan
56:00 <screws> pliv time to shut the fuck up mate
57:00 <Sserenity> OH LOL
57:00 <dematerialissed> u r an amoeba screws
57:00 <dematerialissed> fucking krill amoeba motherfucker
57:00 <Clarkson> "Maybe you're just sitting around reading guns and ammo, masturbating in your own feaces, do you just stop and go "Wow, it is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!""
57:00 <simba> Q: What's the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion?
57:00 <simba> A: In a crucifixion, they throw away the whole Jew.
57:00 <TheRiddler> What's a Jew's ultimate dilemma?
57:00 <TheRiddler> Free pork
57:00 <dematerialissed> haha
58:00 <Trevor> http://www.racist-jokes.info/jew-jokes/
58:00 <Trevor> pliv
58:00 <TheRiddler> What do you get if you cross a Jew?
58:00 <Sserenity> im bored looking through logs now
58:00 <TheRiddler> Christianity.
58:00 <dematerialissed> im not
58:00 <screws> Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?  A: Their balls are just for decoration.
58:00 <dematerialissed> im eating fried rice and watching uk cops
58:00 <screws> trololololololol
58:00 <Sserenity> i hate you
58:00 <Sserenity> i want fried rice
59:00 <dematerialissed> if its any consolation its not great
59:00 <Sserenity> it is i hope its horrible
59:00 <simba> hey screws, what's worse than the holocaust?
59:00 <simba> Jews
59:00 <simba> ok shouldve ended it on a better 1
59:00 <Trevor> how do u get 100 jews in a car?
59:00 <screws> What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn’t come on a boys face until he’s 13.
59:00 <Trevor> throw a quarter in it
59:00 <TheRiddler> What do you call a Jew nailed to a piece of wood?
59:00 <TheRiddler> A long story.
00:00 <dematerialissed> haha
00:00 <screws> What do priests and Santa Claus have in common?  They both leave little boy’s rooms with empty sacks.
00:00 <simba> wow
00:00 <simba> rude
00:00 <simba> dont insult religion like that
00:00 <screws> lol
00:00 <dematerialissed> so rude
00:00 <screws> if you can dish it out you can take it
00:00 <simba> forgiven but warned
00:00 <Sserenity> why is he assuming anyone here is catholic
00:00 <Sserenity> this is weird
00:00 <Trevor> oh right christmas is coming up
00:00 <screws> you have actually forgiven me?
00:00 <dematerialissed> attacking christian/catholic faith is forbidden screws
00:00 <dematerialissed> please cease and desist
00:00 <Trevor> I hope i dont have to dress up as santa again and visit schools
01:00 <screws> lol
01:00 <Trevor> fuckin slp
01:00 <screws> you guys can dish it out but cant take it
01:00 <dematerialissed> i will have to report you to acorn if you continue
01:00 <screws> whos acorn motherfuker
01:00 <British^Meat> fuck me, u guys still goin :/
02:00 <simba> bcorns brother
02:00 <simba> shut up British^Meat, U bL)ooDey JeW!!!!!
02:00 <dematerialissed> im multi-tasking bmp
02:00 <dematerialissed> watching uk cops, eating fried rice and talking shit on irc
02:00 <screws> i start saying my jokes then you guys are like "okay lets just cool it"
02:00 <Trevor> where did you get the fly lice?
02:00 <dematerialissed> from a fish and chip joiint
02:00 <dematerialissed> probably why its disgusting
02:00 <TheRiddler> What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?
02:00 <TheRiddler> A bar of soap lasts longer than one shower.
02:00 <amsy> lol
02:00 <Trevor> how?
03:00 <amsy> fried rice from a fish and chip shop
03:00 <screws> anyway its no skin of mine. serenity has a well known reputation too so.
03:00 <amsy> why would you
03:00 <Sserenity> ohh do tell this repuation
03:00 <dematerialissed> because minimum delivery order was 26 bucks
03:00 <Sserenity> i love stories about me
03:00 <dematerialissed> so i had to add something
03:00 <dematerialissed> :P
03:00 <screws> What does a silver medalist and a priest have in common? They both came in a little behind.
03:00 <TheRiddler> should of got fritters
03:00 <dematerialissed> screws please refrain from sharing your pedophillic views here
03:00 <dematerialissed> its not appreciated
03:00 <screws> think youre well loved by everyone on austnet serenity? think again
03:00 <Trevor> fish and chip places that sell fried rice is suspicious
03:00 <amsy> should have*
04:00 <Trevor> highly suspicious
04:00 <Sserenity> no one thinks that
04:00 <TheRiddler> ugh
04:00 <dematerialissed> its probably just maggots
04:00 <TheRiddler> yes
04:00 <dematerialissed> and leftover fish guts
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <amsy> hehe
04:00 <Sserenity> tell uis what you mean screws instead of trying to be all clever and cryptic
04:00 <screws> dematerialissed: i thought you were used to fondling small boys tho
04:00 <Trevor> no umm cant they specialize in fish and chips?
04:00 <Trevor> mechanics dont go fixing boats
04:00 <Sserenity> yu've got about one more pedo remark left before i ban you for good screws
04:00 <Sserenity> keep it going
04:00 <dematerialissed> screws that is uncalled for and highly inappropriate
05:00 <amsy> quali
05:00 <screws> Sserenity: remember what i was saying earlier
05:00 <amsy> wheres roodles
05:00 <British^Meat> quali is go?
05:00 <TheRiddler> What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews?
05:00 <TheRiddler> Harry Potter made it out of the chamber..
05:00 <dematerialissed> whens the race?
05:00 <Sserenity> no one cares what you were saying earlier
05:00 <Sserenity> stop with the pedo shit you deviant
05:00 <screws> Sserenity: so you will validate what i said
05:00 <Trevor> http://m.hiapphere.com/apk-battery-monitor-widget-pro
05:00 <screws> stop with the jewish shit
05:00 <screws> and ill stop with the pedo shit
05:00 <Sserenity> you said i would ban you for christian jokes
05:00 <screws> simples
05:00 <screws> just like that meerkat commercial
05:00 <Sserenity> i wont be banning you for that
05:00 <Sserenity> so it wont validate anything
05:00 <screws> these are christian jokes
05:00 <dematerialissed> jews touch little boy penises all the time
05:00 <Sserenity> no they are pedo jokes
05:00 <screws> theyre saying horrific jew jokes too
05:00 <dematerialissed> something big boys penises
06:00 <Sserenity> and calling people pedos
06:00 <screws> they are christian jokes
06:00 <Sserenity> im telling you to stop calling people pedos
06:00 <dematerialissed> they cut up penises for fun
06:00 <screws> get a grip you hypocrit.
06:00 <Trevor> pedo shit eh?
06:00 <Sserenity> dont argue with me just stop it
06:00 <screws> tell them to stop with the jew jokes and i will stop
06:00 <Sserenity> no i wont
06:00 <Sserenity> becuase theyre not calling people pedos
06:00 <screws> then i wont stop you may as well ban me now
06:00 <screws> was fun yall
06:00 <Sserenity> if that is honestly your only option is to call them pedos then you are dick
06:00 <screws> fuck you Sserenity 
06:00 <dematerialissed> i wonder if the rabbi's nibble on the little boy foreskins in their spare time
06:00 <Clarkson> Extra life to save my ass when I do dumb shit
06:00 <screws> Sserenity: theyre talking about murder
06:00 <Trevor> http://zw3crggtadila2sg.onion/imageboard/b/res/42385.html#i42385
06:00 <Sserenity> who cares
06:00 <screws> how do you get a jewish girls number ask her to rol up her sleeve
07:00 <dematerialissed> an onion link
07:00 <screws> how to you pick up a jewish girl, dust pan and broom
07:00 <dematerialissed> im soooo not clicking that
07:00 <TheRiddler> I'm a practising Jew. I spend about three hours each day in front of the mirror saying, "How much?"
07:00 <Sserenity> I am telling you to STOP calling people pedos. end of convo
07:00 <screws> youd be arrested if you said that in germany now cause thats considered offending the dead under special laws
07:00 <Trevor> pliv
07:00 <Trevor> click it for lolz
07:00 <dematerialissed> no ty
07:00 <screws> Sserenity: tell them to stop and i will stop
07:00 <Sserenity> no
07:00 <screws> otherwise no dice
07:00 <Sserenity> its not the same thing
07:00 <screws> of course it is
07:00 <dematerialissed> screws
07:00 <Sserenity> no its not
07:00 <screws> look at the website they went too
07:00 <Sserenity> one is making fun of religion
07:00 <Sserenity> one is talking about ffucking kids
07:00 <screws> http://www.racist-jokes.info/jew-jokes/
07:00 <Sserenity> you do the math
08:00 <screws> that says racist jokes
08:00 <screws> i say racist jokes
08:00 <dematerialissed> you call people pedos
08:00 <screws> whats the one thing christians are known for
08:00 <Sserenity> youre not saying racist jokes youre saying dematerialissed fucks kids
08:00 <screws> if you can dish it out you can take it
08:00 <screws> its just a shame we cant have this fight with fists
08:00 <TheRiddler> you linked that
08:00 <screws> so i have to hit it where it hurts in other ways
08:00 <Sserenity> id kick your fucking ass and we all know it
08:00 <TheRiddler> not us
08:00 <dematerialissed> i'll fight you screws
08:00 <screws> dematerialissed does like kids tho
08:00 <dematerialissed> name a place and time
08:00 <dematerialissed> i'll be there
08:00 <dematerialissed> lol
09:00 <Sserenity> thats it you used your last pedo comment
09:00 <dematerialissed> you are the weakest link
09:00 <dematerialissed> goodbyte!
09:00 <TheRiddler> and trevor linked it and he's not pasting jokes
10:00 <TheRiddler> Scientists have announced that eating bacon sharpens your sense of humour.
10:00 <TheRiddler> "Which also helps explain Jews, Muslims and vegetarians," they added.
10:00 <TheRiddler> oh
10:00 <TheRiddler> he's gone
10:00 <TheRiddler> good quit msg
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <TheRiddler> err
10:00 <TheRiddler> ban
10:00 <Sserenity> inb4 UR A FAT SLUT ERRYWUN HATES U pm
10:00 <Trevor> http://imgur.com/WMzGi6I
10:00 <TheRiddler> stop with the links 
11:00 <dematerialissed> zippyshre eh
11:00 <dematerialissed> i know why you're there
11:00 <dematerialissed> you deviant
12:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.sickipedia.org/religion/jews/one-day-at-primary-school-the-teacher-said-to-the-5582
12:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
12:00 <TheRiddler> I couldn't paste the joke because I'd be banned
12:00 <Trevor> Sserenity, shuttup fat slut
12:00 <dematerialissed> lol he's having a go at me in PM because i got him banned
12:00 <Sserenity> ty Trevor
12:00 <Trevor> wot can i say
12:00 <Trevor> i <3 sluts
12:00 <Sserenity> if he stopped calling people pedos he wouldnt have been banned
12:00 <Sserenity> not sa hard
13:00 <Sserenity> that*
13:00 <Sserenity> im more of a chubby slut these days
13:00 <Clarkson> yeah well keep away from that porn site then The_Baron
13:00 <Sserenity> shubby sluz
14:00 <Trevor> thats ok... u may be fat but u do have tits
14:00 <Trevor> suck it
14:00 <dematerialissed> yeah if sezz loses her tits im sorry but the date is off
14:00 <Sserenity> my tits arent going anywhere lol
14:00 <Clarkson> no, that becomes tit for tat
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <TheRiddler> tits to tattas
16:00 <dematerialissed> haha
16:00 <dematerialissed> screws actually believes im plivent
16:00 <dematerialissed> oh dead
16:00 <dematerialissed> dear even
16:00 <Sserenity> they're still safetly under my chin right now
16:00 <Sserenity> lol screwss
17:00 <dematerialissed> i dunno whether that's good or bad
17:00 <Sserenity> being under my chin?
17:00 <Sserenity> or screws
17:00 <dematerialissed> i'd like to place my balls on your chin
17:00 <Sserenity> i have a pretty chin
17:00 <Sserenity> i have to shower plz troll screws for lols to paste so i can read them when i get back
17:00 <Trevor> faggot just whip out ur dick and turkey slap
17:00 <Trevor> dont ask do it
20:00 <dematerialissed> i know she'd do anything for a glazed donut
28:00 <Sserenity> its ok id let you place them there for free
28:00 <dematerialissed> :o
28:00 <Sserenity> [10:18pm] screws ([email protected]) has joined. «14 people»
28:00 <Sserenity> [10:18pm] <screws> 01:17	dematerialissed	you should report her
28:00 <Sserenity> [10:18pm] <screws> see not even plivent likes you
28:00 <Sserenity> [10:18pm] screws ([email protected]) has parted. «13 people»
28:00 <dematerialissed> HAHA
28:00 <Sserenity> rofl
28:00 <Sserenity> im assuming it had its desired affect
28:00 <dematerialissed> oh yes
29:00 <dematerialissed> he's very tame in PM though
29:00 <Sserenity> haha i feel like letting him backj
29:00 <Sserenity> ive got to wait for a load of washing and im bored
29:00 <dematerialissed> he *swears* i am plivent though lol
29:00 <dematerialissed> i should get to know pliv
30:00 <dematerialissed> we could go around tag teaming people
30:00 <Sserenity> its not hard to get him to trust you
30:00 <Sserenity> laugh at what he says bath mouth me or Maurice
30:00 <Sserenity> bad..
31:00 <dematerialissed> [22:30:05] <screws> stay away from young boys plivent
31:00 <dematerialissed> [22:30:45] <dematerialissed> are you dumb
31:00 <dematerialissed> [22:30:48] <dematerialissed> i am not plivent
31:00 <dematerialissed> [22:31:35] <screws> i know its you mate.
31:00 <dematerialissed> *headdesk*
31:00 <Sserenity> [10:30pm] -> -screws- coward
31:00 <Sserenity> [10:30pm] --> *screws** lol really
31:00 <Sserenity> [10:31pm] --> *screws** whos the one who is trigger happy on the ban
31:00 <Sserenity> [10:31pm] -> -screws- yes really. join and leave like the typical jewish coward you are
32:00 <dematerialissed> ah poor guy
32:00 <dematerialissed> i'll leave him alone now
32:00 <Sserenity> hes probably reporting me to asd or somthing
33:00 <Trevor> http://aussiefakeid.com/products-2/
33:00 <simba> https://gfycat.com/DelayedArtisticGuppy 
33:00 <Sserenity> not clicking
33:00 <dematerialissed> i clicked
33:00 <dematerialissed> its just a fake id page
34:00 <dematerialissed> also bitcoins on it lol
34:00 <Sserenity> [10:34pm] --> *screws** i cant join im banned
34:00 <Sserenity> [10:34pm] --> *screws** because of you know who
34:00 <Sserenity> [10:34pm] -> -screws- because you cant stop calling people pedos. you are banned because of you no one else
34:00 <dematerialissed> "you know who"
34:00 <dematerialissed> i am so dastardly!
35:00 <Sserenity> ooohh hes found a friend
35:00 <Sserenity> anotherircer is having fun now haha
35:00 <dematerialissed> haha
36:00 <dematerialissed> perhaps screws is her new boyfriend
36:00 <dematerialissed> there was a bit of a catfight a few nights ago about her
36:00 <dematerialissed> perhaps some newly broken hearts
36:00 <Sserenity> shes been giving people chlamydia
36:00 <Sserenity> apparently
36:00 <dematerialissed> oh dear
37:00 <Sserenity> just wots on da grape vine
37:00 <Trevor> /msg screws can you send me lol pms too so that i can paste them in melbourne thinking people care but infact nobody does
38:00 <dematerialissed> you should join in the party taco
38:00 <Sserenity> you all care taco dont pretend lova
38:00 <dematerialissed> i wonder if screws and taco are the same person
38:00 <Trevor> no really shut ur blowjob hole
38:00 <Sserenity> nah screws is new level retard
39:00 <simba> /msg screws can you send me lol pms too so that i can paste them in melbourne thinking people care but infact nobody does
39:00 <Trevor> [01:38:54] 25<screws25> 00:59 Trevor how do u get 100 jews in a car? 01:00 Trevor throw a quarter in it
39:00 <Trevor> [01:38:57] 25<screws25> nice try
39:00 <dematerialissed> lol
39:00 <dematerialissed> wonder how many people we can get messaging him
39:00 <Sserenity> ok so ive got the
39:00 <Sserenity> fat
39:00 <Sserenity> slut
40:00 <Sserenity> single mum
40:00 <Sserenity> multiple baby daddies
40:00 <dematerialissed> 6 kids
40:00 <Sserenity> hes on fiyah
40:00 <simba> and ive got the good girl faith
40:00 <Sserenity> oh now on the welfare
41:00 <Sserenity> oooh high school drop out
41:00 <Trevor> simba
41:00 <Trevor> can i have ur bank account so i can send you $20,000
41:00 <Sserenity> [10:41pm] --> *screws** 01:41	Trevor	hey dont pick on serenity cause shes a slut sluts are great
41:00 <Sserenity> [10:41pm] --> *screws** thats simba incase u were wondering
41:00 <Sserenity> [10:42pm] -> -screws- That is trevor not simba, they are not the same person.
42:00 <Trevor> you can keep $5k just I want you to take the money out and give me $15k
42:00 <simba> this games winner is captain falcon
42:00 <Trevor> nothing suss
42:00 <simba> why dont we meet up and you can taste how jewish i really am
43:00 <dematerialissed> haha
43:00 <Sserenity> [10:42pm] --> *screws** lol i gaurantee you they are
43:00 <Sserenity> [10:42pm] -> -screws- well you would be wrong, like always. trevo is taco an old user who is around all the time
43:00 <Sserenity> [10:43pm] --> *screws** they both just pm'ed me the exact same message. i can show you if you want
43:00 <Sserenity> [10:43pm] -> -screws- they are talking about you in melbourne. they are not the same person. please stop being a potato
44:00 <Trevor> /msg screws i am not trevor
44:00 <Trevor> k go simba
44:00 <Trevor> [01:44:27] 31<2116Trevor31> i am not simba
44:00 <simba> you go young link
44:00 <Sserenity> his dick is getting hard cause where ever he is they are talking about me haha
44:00 <Sserenity> DEY H8 U
44:00 <simba> trevo is taco
44:00 <Sserenity> [10:42pm] -> -screws- well you would be wrong, like always. trevo is taco an old user who is around all the time
44:00 <Sserenity> [10:43pm] --> *screws** they both just pm'ed me the exact same message. i can show you if you want
44:00 <Sserenity> [10:43pm] -> -screws- they are talking about you in melbourne. they are not the same person. please stop being a potato
44:00 <Sserenity> EFFR
44:00 <Sserenity> 'SGDWESADRG
44:00 <dematerialissed> taco is einhorn!
45:00 <dematerialissed> einhorn is trevo!
45:00 <Trevor> [01:44:52] 25<screws25> 01:39 simba can you send me lol pms too so that i can paste them in melbourne thinking people care but infact nobody does
45:00 <Trevor> [01:45:10] 31<2116Trevor31> oh woops you caught me
45:00 <Sserenity> ROFL you guys
46:00 <Sserenity> hes going mental
46:00 <Sserenity> [10:46pm] --> *screws** 01:45	Trevor	oh woops you caught me
46:00 <Sserenity> [10:46pm] --> *screws** 01:43	dematerialissed	also fyi trevor is simba 01:44	dematerialissed	clone user
46:00 <Trevor> i got a yeast infection on my penis from fucking the wifes sister. should i fuck the wife so she isnt left out?
46:00 <dematerialissed> wb screws
46:00 <dematerialissed> please behave
46:00 <Trevor> also if i ignore it will it go away
47:00 <Sserenity> every get your spermacidal lubne out screws has a hard on
47:00 <Sserenity> lick it Trevor
47:00 <Trevor> i cant lick my penis ive tried
47:00 <screws> http://imgur.com/BH7BH4c :P
47:00 <simba> try as i might
48:00 <screws> heres the link to delete it guys https://imgur.com/delete/8yalfNXcO5lXvYh
48:00 <screws> hurry simba
48:00 <True_Power> ty screws
48:00 <simba> all jews must perish
48:00 <Trevor> screws, can you give me your bank account numbers so i can send you $20k? the tax office doesnt like me and they want me to not get this money out. ill let you keep $5k
48:00 <screws> what do you think of muslims
49:00 <screws> Trevor: not that simple
49:00 <Sserenity> lol what is that screen shot meant to prove
49:00 <Trevor> when i send u the money u can buy me a plane ticket and we will meet and ull give me the cash
49:00 <ActuallyHitler> its meant to prove how easily screws gets trolled
49:00 <ActuallyHitler> haha
50:00 <Sserenity> hahaha
50:00 <Sserenity> its kinda good im saving it
50:00 <Sserenity> for lols
50:00 <simba> its already down
50:00 <simba> what was the point of that
50:00 <screws> melbournes great.
50:00 <Trevor> screws, or u can buy a plane ticket for urself and come here'
50:00 <ActuallyHitler> dw i saved it
50:00 <Sserenity> too l8
51:00 <screws> simba already deleted
51:00 <screws> im not saying anythin in that screen but im getting trolled? ok
51:00 <Sserenity> screw thinks the screw shot owns us but it really owns him
51:00 <Sserenity> thats whats great
51:00 <screws> Sserenity: whats the highest level education you have
51:00 <ActuallyHitler> hi screws
51:00 <Sserenity> screw shtot rofl
51:00 <ActuallyHitler> i am plivent
51:00 <Sserenity> Im in university right now screws whats your bud
51:00 <ActuallyHitler> i am also the gatekeeper
51:00 <simba> screws i want to write your full name in your blood on your parents front door
51:00 <ActuallyHitler> i control the spice
51:00 <screws> studying gardening?
52:00 <Sserenity> yes gardening
52:00 <Sserenity> that makes sense
52:00 <screws> simba: i managed to get to you that bad huh
52:00 <ActuallyHitler> haha
52:00 <simba> get me a knife
52:00 <screws> youre not really married tho
52:00 <Sserenity> you've literally follow the basic book of being trolled screws
52:00 <screws> well yes and no
52:00 <ActuallyHitler> carve a zee in his forehead simba
52:00 <screws> i know that you truly hate jews
52:00 <Sserenity> fat, whore, many kids, single, welfare, high school drop out
52:00 <screws> so define troll
52:00 <Sserenity> its text book
52:00 <Trevor> shut ur whore mouth
52:00 <simba> z for zendetta
53:00 <Sserenity> i luv it wen ya tlk durtee 2 mi
53:00 <ActuallyHitler> talk dirty to me
53:00 <ActuallyHitler> doo doo doodoo
53:00 <Trevor> there is a pidgeon in ur bank account
53:00 <TheRiddler> fuck I was thinking there's something happen on the 5th next month
53:00 <ActuallyHitler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqfXsHflOVo
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Talk Dirty To Me By Jason Derulo Lyrics Views: 14,858,751 Uploader: TopHitLyrics Uploaded: Mar 18, 2014 Duration: 2m58s Rating: 4.56
53:00 <TheRiddler> or something being released
53:00 <Sserenity> its my birthday you must buy me a present
54:00 <screws> Sserenity: id believe my friend over you anyday
54:00 <ActuallyHitler> lol
54:00 <ActuallyHitler> oh dear
54:00 <screws> lots of kids to lots of different fathers. charming
54:00 <Sserenity> you dont have any friends screws
54:00 <TheRiddler> .
54:00 <ActuallyHitler> .
54:00 <Sserenity> we've been through this in notices
54:00 <Sserenity> i have 2 children
54:00 <Sserenity> always have always will
54:00 <simba> [email protected]
54:00 <screws> 01:43	JenAndJerome	girls like her and serenity are pieces of shit
54:00 <Clarkson> if not, they told you to fuck off
55:00 <screws> 01:44	anotherirc3r	no idea who mandyjane is but if she's anything like Serenity i wouldn't want to know her
55:00 <screws> bahah
55:00 <Sserenity> screws little peenie is getting hard cause da kewl kidz iz beyun meen bout me
55:00 <simba> jerome needs his head broken open
55:00 <Sserenity> another ircer sucked off 4 irc guys in one week. go for gold screws
55:00 <ActuallyHitler> lmao screws
55:00 <ActuallyHitler> why are you talking to anotherirc3r about mandyjanme
55:00 <ActuallyHitler> are you really that desperate
55:00 <Sserenity> hahahaha
56:00 <Sserenity> yes
56:00 <TheRiddler> he is
56:00 <Sserenity> his innanet fwens is helpun him
56:00 <screws> Sserenity: bit more tricky when its aimed at you
56:00 <ActuallyHitler> sometimes i wonder if piet is actually still alive, orchestrating this all
56:00 <Sserenity> its not tricky in the slightest
56:00 <ActuallyHitler> the puppet master
56:00 <TheRiddler> he was obsessed with 1 of the girls on here
57:00 <TheRiddler> was probably mandyjane
57:00 <ActuallyHitler> screws why didnt you get into the spa with Mel?
57:00 <ActuallyHitler> was it because you were having boy problems
57:00 <screws> cause your mum was waiting for me in the other spa
57:00 <screws> why did you get in the spa with those 2 young boys
57:00 <Sserenity> oh dear
57:00 <simba> jews on earth are like cockroaches in a salad its just wrong it stops everything from being nice
57:00 <ActuallyHitler> screws please
57:00 <ActuallyHitler> not again
58:00 <ActuallyHitler> i gave you the cahnce
58:00 <Sserenity> hes a little thick
58:00 <ActuallyHitler> please be respectful
59:00 <TheRiddler> actuallyplivent :P
59:00 <ActuallyHitler> haha
59:00 <ActuallyHitler> actuallyLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
59:00 <screws> why did you think i was refering to you
59:00 <Sserenity> JeromeActually
59:00 <TheRiddler> is jerome saemon?
59:00 <Sserenity> no
59:00 <TheRiddler> or mental
59:00 <Sserenity> jerome is plivent
59:00 <TheRiddler> oh
59:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah
59:00 <TheRiddler> it's gets so confusing at times
59:00 <TheRiddler> who is who
59:00 <ActuallyHitler> im good at that
00:00 <Sserenity> theyre all just one super dickhead
00:00 <Sserenity> tbh
00:00 <ActuallyHitler> master of mystery and misdirection
00:00 <screws> 01:59	JenAndJerome	no i dont talk to losers like serenity screws
00:00 <screws> we have another
00:00 <TheRiddler> why are you pasting this shit
00:00 <simba> whos that screws, your boyfriend? lol
00:00 <simba> are you talking to your gay male boyfriend
01:00 <Sserenity> hes trying to prove how much people hate me TheRiddler
01:00 <Sserenity> because i care so deeply
01:00 <screws> its plivent
01:00 <TheRiddler> he's talking to plivent and he thinks demat is plivent
01:00 <Sserenity> hahaha yeah
01:00 <screws> Sserenity: you are a welfare mum
01:00 <Sserenity> derp
01:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
01:00 <screws> who hunts down men
01:00 <simba> screws playing Super Princess Peach waiting for his boyfriend to fuck him in the bum: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNdeAEnUAAE7jgV.jpg
01:00 <ActuallyHitler> er no
01:00 <ActuallyHitler> i am plivent
01:00 <ActuallyHitler> faggots
01:00 <ActuallyHitler> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL
01:00 <Sserenity> yeah screws welfare mum with 7 kids to 9 dads
01:00 <Sserenity> dad
01:00 <screws> never finished school not even close
01:00 <screws> and never held a proper job in your life
01:00 <Sserenity> hahahah
01:00 <Sserenity> you are so textbook
01:00 <screws> 01:38	anotherirc3r	i don't think she's had a job before
01:00 <TheRiddler> 2 sperms 1 egg
01:00 <simba> dont talk about your boyfriend like that
01:00 <screws> oh by the way Sserenity 
02:00 <screws> banning people on ausnet is not a job
02:00 <screws> rufl
02:00 <Sserenity> oh course it is
02:00 <simba> then why does she get paid
02:00 <screws> now
02:00 <Sserenity> iz da most importent job
02:00 <screws> i know im not being trolled
02:00 <screws> because many different ppl have said the same thing
02:00 <screws> ppl who have no relation to eachother
02:00 <Sserenity> lol!!
02:00 <Sserenity> they ALL have a relation to each other but plz do go on
02:00 <screws> i know who you are Sserenity 
02:00 <Sserenity> yes of course you do
03:00 <screws> and besides, didnt you call her a slut to begin with, you are the troll prime
03:00 <Maurice> Sserenity, quick question, what time do your 4 kids go to bed on week nights?
03:00 <Sserenity> You're not in a channel full of jaded idiots who are mad they are banned from here at all
03:00 <screws> 01:35	Sserenity	you have no point. anotherircer is a slapped out sti infected slag who hates me because i call her out for what she is. a dirty slut
03:00 <Clarkson> loofy why are you being a dick tonight?
03:00 <screws> you are teh troll
03:00 <TheRiddler> jerome n saemon n mrwuf all know eachother
03:00 <screws> im in a chnnel full of idiots full stop
03:00 <screws> this one
03:00 <Sserenity> LOL
03:00 <simba> lol
03:00 <simba> this is just insanity
03:00 <Sserenity> Maurice i send the first 4 to bed at 7 but the other 3 go at 9
03:00 <screws> theres no shame in any of this stuff Sserenity - just as long as you stop treating ppl like shit too
03:00 <Maurice> Possibly even, virtual insanity..
04:00 <simba> die in a fucking ferocious fire 
04:00 <Sserenity> screws ill be whatever you want me to be pookie pie
04:00 <Clarkson> I have shan here at the moment n fuck
04:00 <screws> dont ever say pookie pie.
04:00 <TheRiddler> 1 is also the father of 1 kid if screws believes everything said about you :P
04:00 <Sserenity> brb gonna go smoke my last shard
05:00 <ActuallyHitler> Trevor i have to apologise
05:00 <ActuallyHitler> you are not taco
05:00 <ActuallyHitler> plivent is taco
05:00 <ActuallyHitler> i've just asked him
05:00 <Sserenity> i have many baby daddies, some times it gets confused
05:00 <screws> i dont want to become father number #8 Sserenity 
05:00 <TheRiddler> that's probably where it's 7 kids 9 dads
05:00 <screws> but thanks for the offer earlier
05:00 <Maurice> You should tattoo it on yourself
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <Sserenity> is your dick throbbing right now screws?
05:00 <Maurice> So you don't forget which kid belongs where
05:00 <Clarkson> "my cake and pussy are both so moist"
05:00 <screws> nope?
05:00 <ActuallyHitler> nah tattoo it on the kids
05:00 <ActuallyHitler> on their necks
05:00 <Sserenity> ill get all their surnames on me Maurice
06:00 <TheRiddler> there's a pie char
06:00 <TheRiddler> t
06:00 <TheRiddler> tatt
06:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12042853_547404188745084_2988250090848035329_n.jpg?oh=aecc2d1be5384bf5da0f8dc132da8b41&oe=56C706E2
06:00 <TheRiddler> :P
06:00 <Sserenity> Nevaeh Calais Johnson Matthews Corby
07:00 <Sserenity> hyphenated surnames of course
07:00 <simba> Nivea
07:00 <screws> ActuallyHitler: can you please stay away from the kids
07:00 <screws> thank you
07:00 <TheRiddler> .
07:00 <ActuallyHitler> screws have i upset you somehow?
07:00 <Sserenity> he seems a little angry does he
07:00 <ActuallyHitler> it seems so
08:00 <Sserenity> you should share your fried rice with him
08:00 <screws> 02:06	ActuallyHitler	nah tattoo it on the kids
08:00 <screws> just protecting the children
08:00 <TheRiddler> when he is angry his nose grows
08:00 <ActuallyHitler> i told him this already
08:00 <simba> screws are you jewish
08:00 <ActuallyHitler> pinnochio was the story of a young jew boy
08:00 <screws> simba: no
08:00 <ActuallyHitler> lying to his father
09:00 <Sserenity> lol Maurice watching the ep of friends where the chef guy is stoned in monicas apartment
09:00 <Sserenity> tartlets.... tart..lets.. the word has lost all meaning
09:00 <TheRiddler> to stop him from lying they cut the tip of his penis
09:00 <ActuallyHitler> i could go a strawberry tart right now
09:00 <Maurice> Lol
09:00 <simba> screws is it true you once masturbated to ejaculation watching your parents wedding video and you came when your mum said i do
09:00 <Sserenity> oh ew rofl
10:00 <screws> your not getting paid by the word simba 
10:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <TheRiddler> He yelled bamitzah at climax
10:00 <TheRiddler> however spelt
10:00 <simba> good answer screws
10:00 <simba> feisty
10:00 <screws> rofl
10:00 <simba> who gave u that?
10:00 <simba> u got a ghostwriter now
10:00 <screws> TheRiddler: it was a good attempt but youre still an amatuer
10:00 <screws> yeh your mum. shes a ghost 
11:00 <TheRiddler> screws is a jew so he wont pay you at all
11:00 <simba> bam marmitzvah
11:00 <Sserenity> this is getting pretty terrrible
11:00 <simba> what will he do next
11:00 <simba> everyone leave and leave screws by himself
12:00 <Sserenity> RIP simba
12:00 <ActuallyHitler> simba is committed
12:00 <TheRiddler> we'll leave jew alone
12:00 <ActuallyHitler> i'll give him that
13:00 <Trevor> Sserenity, are u gay becuz u love dick
13:00 <Clarkson> if he cheats on me or hits me I'll fuck him regardless of what he's brought me
14:00 <Sserenity> absolutely
14:00 <TheRiddler> who the hell quoted that
14:00 <TheRiddler> another?
16:00 <Sserenity> no idea lol
16:00 <ActuallyHitler> all this witty banter has left me too excited to sleep
17:00 <Sserenity> i napped this arvo and i shouldnt have
17:00 <Sserenity> no not sleepy
17:00 <Sserenity> so*
17:00 <ActuallyHitler> yeah, same i slept till a stupid hour of the afternoon
17:00 <screws> no job to wake up to neway
17:00 <ActuallyHitler> plus i gotta be up late to pick up passengers from airport
17:00 <ActuallyHitler> tomorrow
17:00 <Sserenity> yeah no job bums!
18:00 <screws> wb simba 
18:00 <ActuallyHitler> wb simba
18:00 <Sserenity> who are you picking up from the airport is it someone interesting
18:00 <simba> Tahnx
18:00 <Sserenity> fuk off simba
18:00 <Clarkson> [13:58:16] fuck oath it is buddy!!!!!!!!
18:00 <ActuallyHitler> it is someone very interesting and a little bit famous
18:00 <screws> ISIS leader Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi is a Jewish Mossad Agent - simba
18:00 <simba> bless you
19:00 <screws> TheRiddler: 02:18	anotherirc3r	coming from someone who *cough* 'uses' an egg
19:00 <screws> lol
19:00 <screws> 0wn3d
19:00 <Sserenity> this is the mandyjane thing all over again
19:00 <Sserenity> history iz repeeten its selph
19:00 <ActuallyHitler> im not sure she gets to say anything about egg dildos
19:00 <ActuallyHitler> tbh
20:00 <Sserenity> i dont think she gets to say anything about anything lol
20:00 <simba> YID ARMY
20:00 <screws> why not?
20:00 <screws> 02:19	anotherirc3r	i could have used a more harsh word but i'm trying to be polite
20:00 <screws> its like melbourne vs sydney
20:00 <Sserenity> its really not
20:00 <ActuallyHitler> TheRiddler is bascially furniture
21:00 <ActuallyHitler> plus his rips are hilarious when he's drunk
21:00 <Sserenity> TheRiddler can do whatever he wants
21:00 <Sserenity> he could fuck an orange and thats OK by me
21:00 <simba> its like israel vs every1 else
22:00 <screws> no just those that stab innocent women and children
22:00 <screws> lets not get started on israel. sigh.
23:00 <ActuallyHitler> no lets do get started on israel
23:00 <Sserenity> are you stabbing people now simba
23:00 <simba> only yids
23:00 <screws> 02:23	anotherirc3r	if i wanted to chat to morons, i'd join melbourne
23:00 <screws> baha
23:00 <screws> sorry simba what did israel do to you
23:00 <screws> specifically
23:00 <simba> BE QUIET COCKROACH
23:00 <Sserenity> i love it when he thinks hes owning us but hes owning himself
23:00 <screws> Sserenity: you really are a fasdklfjasdfj iodt
23:00 <Sserenity> its so funny
24:00 <ActuallyHitler> screws is ban evading
24:00 <Sserenity> she doesnt join here because she QQ's every time she gets called a slut
25:00 <Clarkson> i gotta stop fuckin my irc clients
25:00 <simba> when youre so angry you mash the keyboard instead of typing the swear word
25:00 <simba>  fasdklfjasdfj 
25:00 <Sserenity> rofl
26:00 <ActuallyHitler> high blood pressure, jittery fingers
26:00 <ActuallyHitler> the madness is real
26:00 <screws> 02:25	anotherirc3r	i'd consider it a compliment being banned from there
26:00 <ActuallyHitler> i think he might of been lying when he said he was calm
26:00 <Sserenity> jimmies succesfully rustled
27:00 <Sserenity> screws every time you paste something from there you own yourself a little harder
27:00 <Sserenity> plz continue
28:00 <simba> every time we touch
28:00 <simba> save up all your tears 
29:00 <TheRiddler> still have yet to do the blueberry in the peehole yet
29:00 <ActuallyHitler> haha
29:00 <TheRiddler> I'm a little scared about it lol
29:00 <Sserenity> you what
29:00 <Sserenity> wat have i missed
30:00 <TheRiddler> faux wanted it
30:00 <ActuallyHitler> ^
30:00 <Sserenity> but blueberries are huge
30:00 <Sserenity> and peeholes... arent
30:00 <Sserenity> LOL
30:00 <TheRiddler> I know
30:00 <simba> i volunteer
30:00 <simba> as tribute
30:00 <TheRiddler> that's the scary bit lol
30:00 <TheRiddler> maybe I'll start with a pea lol
30:00 <Sserenity> you will spoof purple for like 12 years
30:00 <TheRiddler> :P
31:00 <screws> 02:27	anotherirc3r	so besides from being an uneducated, jobless, bogan you can add 'liar' to the list
31:00 <screws> professional liar
31:00 <ActuallyHitler> i'll start with nothing because nothing goes back into the peehole
31:00 <TheRiddler> who?
31:00 <TheRiddler> who the hell is she talking about now
31:00 <ActuallyHitler> screws im not sure anyone actually cares
31:00 <ActuallyHitler> fyi
31:00 <Sserenity> me, hes found a friend in Jen. the chick who is butthurt cause i called her out being a whore
31:00 <simba> thats an awful way to talk about your grandmother
31:00 <Sserenity> how ever will i cope knowing she is saying bad things about me lol
32:00 <TheRiddler> anything with boobs he wants as friends
32:00 <ActuallyHitler> didn't you know, anotherirc3r is the cornerstone of this irc network
32:00 <ActuallyHitler> she holds sway around these places
32:00 <Sserenity> she only says this shit where i cant see it
32:00 <Sserenity> she licks my ring hole in pm
32:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
32:00 <Sserenity> not so much now doodle wont speak to her
32:00 <screws> you called her a whore
32:00 <Sserenity> but before
32:00 <screws> she called you out on the truth
32:00 <screws> seems fair
33:00 <Sserenity> lol there is 100% no truth in anyhting shes said
33:00 <ActuallyHitler> but she is a whore?
33:00 <TheRiddler> I see you've cooled on amelia
33:00 <Sserenity> but plz do go on
33:00 <screws> 02:29	anotherirc3r	she's just jealous because no one wants her not that i blame them
33:00 <screws> truths coming out
33:00 <Sserenity> LOL
33:00 <amsy> lollll
33:00 <ActuallyHitler> lollllllllll
33:00 <Sserenity> oh god screws this is amaing keep going
33:00 <Maurice> What truth
33:00 <screws> 02:31	JenAndJerome	her partner is online with her02:31	anotherirc3r	yes, well.. he had to settle because he's not much better
33:00 <Sserenity> you are getting more and more owned each time
33:00 <ActuallyHitler> even the trolls want sezz's nuts
33:00 <Sserenity> hahahah
33:00 <Sserenity> the trolls want me thats why they're sad
34:00 <ActuallyHitler> all of these people have more than once declared they wanted to get sezz into their beds
34:00 <ActuallyHitler> and then cried when she said no
34:00 <TheRiddler> you dont put out like jen
34:00 <Sserenity> i think screws is gonna cum soon
34:00 <Clarkson> you are fucking rude Maurice 
34:00 <TheRiddler> that's why!
34:00 <screws> 02:26	anotherirc3r	i don't troll
34:00 <Maurice> :o
34:00 <Maurice> Fuck you Clarkson
34:00 <Sserenity> she fucked like 10 guys in a month rofl
34:00 <Clarkson> did u fuck him up
34:00 <TheRiddler> fuck more ppl 
35:00 <TheRiddler> then you'll be on jen's level
35:00 <ActuallyHitler> balls on your chin
35:00 <TheRiddler> he's probably just copy pasting everything we say
35:00 <amsy> who is jen
35:00 <screws> Sserenity: who am i going to believe. you who supports national socialism, or a well spoken girl who is open in her thinking
35:00 <TheRiddler> anotherircer
35:00 <Sserenity> haha i dont care who you believe
35:00 <ActuallyHitler> amsy: resident irc bike
35:00 <amsy> oh
35:00 <Sserenity> i want you to believe her because when you do, you own yourself
35:00 <Sserenity> i dont have to do it
35:00 <screws> sure.
35:00 <ActuallyHitler> screws might even get laid if he keeps up appearances
36:00 <Sserenity> 100% she would give him a blowie
36:00 <TheRiddler> national socalism?
36:00 <TheRiddler> why not support it
36:00 <Sserenity> i dont think he knows what it means
36:00 <TheRiddler> probably not
36:00 <simba> i'm jen
36:00 <ActuallyHitler> he definite;y doesn't know what it means
36:00 <ActuallyHitler> he didn't get his HSC
36:00 <screws> 02:36	anotherirc3r	screws: protip. don't believe everything you see/hear
36:00 <TheRiddler> jennilo > anotherircer
36:00 <TheRiddler> she's cooler
36:00 <Sserenity> LOL
37:00 <Sserenity> jennilo isnt so bad
37:00 <Sserenity> i dont mind her
37:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
37:00 <ActuallyHitler> jennilo uses an iphone
37:00 <ActuallyHitler> she's in my shitlist
37:00 <amsy> for using an iphonr?
37:00 <amsy> iphone?
37:00 <Sserenity> AMSY IS ONE OF THE DAMNED
37:00 <ActuallyHitler> amsy
37:00 <ActuallyHitler> please dont tell me
37:00 <ActuallyHitler> you use an iphone
37:00 <amsy> i dont
37:00 <ActuallyHitler> oh good
37:00 <Sserenity> damn
37:00 <amsy> i never have
38:00 <ActuallyHitler> my mighty heart would be broken
38:00 <Sserenity> could have lied for me gosh
38:00 <amsy> haha woops
38:00 <ActuallyHitler> its a pretend shitlist amsy
38:00 <ActuallyHitler> pretend as in jesus
38:00 <Sserenity> i have a real life shit list
38:00 <amsy> i see
38:00 <Sserenity> whiteboard in a dark room and everything
38:00 <ActuallyHitler> haha
38:00 <ActuallyHitler> photos of irc cocks
38:00 <ActuallyHitler> red twine linking to addresses and news articles
39:00 <Sserenity> yeah those are pinned on the notice board in order of preference
39:00 <amsy> my real life shitlist is people that dont use indicators
39:00 <ActuallyHitler> faces crossed out
39:00 <amsy> the list is large here
39:00 <ActuallyHitler> people who dont use indicators need to die
39:00 <ActuallyHitler> straight up
39:00 <Sserenity> doodles is at the top obviousy
39:00 <British^Meat> I agree amsy, especially in carparks
39:00 <amsy> there was an article in the newspaper that 9/10 people say they use indicators, 8/10 people are lying
39:00 <amsy> at least
40:00 <amsy> it kills me
40:00 <screws> amsy: theres 3 types of ppl those who can count and those who cant
40:00 <screws> IS AMSY QUEEN OF THE DAMNED?
40:00 <Sserenity> i tooted the fuck out of some fucker yesterday who sat just after the graham farmer onramp to the freeway with no indicator trying to get across a solid white line.. blocking up the lane
40:00 <Sserenity> what a cunt
41:00 <amsy> wow
41:00 <TheRiddler> here indicators are a must
41:00 <TheRiddler> because there's no traffic lights
41:00 <amsy> every day i need to brake suddenly in a roundabout because people just dont look
41:00 <TheRiddler> and it's dangerous not to use them on roundabouts
41:00 <Sserenity> i almost get cleaned up at least once a week for people not stopping at round abouts
41:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah
41:00 <amsy> and they dont indicate
42:00 <amsy> lfkfjjfblwkgjjg 
42:00 <TheRiddler> I think half here dont use indicators
42:00 <amsy> i kinda understand why it happens here though
42:00 <British^Meat> u wot mate?
42:00 <Sserenity> i dont think there is enough requirements to get your license
42:00 <TheRiddler> on them
42:00 <ActuallyHitler> agreed
42:00 <British^Meat> i use them everytime
42:00 <Sserenity> the whole 200 hours thing isnt enough there needs to be compulsory driving instructors
42:00 <amsy> when i was "learning" the instructor told me to try to time it that i dont have to stop to drive more economically
42:00 <ActuallyHitler> failing to indicate and properly give way should be immediate fails
42:00 <British^Meat> when leaving even if im going straight
43:00 <British^Meat> it just makes sense
43:00 <amsy> and i said to him "ohhhhh so thats why people never look in roundabouts? theyre taught to try not stop"
43:00 <amsy> he was like oh :/
43:00 <Sserenity> we've got one roundabout here that ive given up indicating on because its small and my indicator clicks off as soon as i put it on so it doesnt do anything
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <ActuallyHitler> yeah that shits me about the xr
44:00 <ActuallyHitler> indicator turns itself off half way around
44:00 <Sserenity> its literally like trying to drive around a dinner plate
44:00 <amsy> also it doesnt matter how much training you get driving
44:00 <British^Meat> cant u just like, put it on again?
44:00 <Maurice> I just drive over round abouts
44:00 <TheRiddler> is it the 1 in victoria park?
44:00 <amsy> shit people are gonna be shit
44:00 <screws> oh youre at an online uni
44:00 <ActuallyHitler> the peanut one TheRiddler?
44:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
44:00 <screws> 02:41	anotherirc3r	how can someone as thick as that understand psychology?
44:00 <ActuallyHitler> yeah that one is annoying too
44:00 <Sserenity> no British^Meat at certain positions in the xr it wont let it click back on
44:00 <ActuallyHitler> ^
44:00 <amsy> the amount of shit/lessons/courses we do here is insane and its still crappy on the roads
45:00 <Sserenity> yeah amsy true
45:00 <Sserenity> people are just assholes
45:00 <amsy> we do a course specifically for slippery driving conditions and as soon as one drop of rain or one snowflake falls people suddenly forget how to drive
45:00 <screws> 02:45	Chickenosaurus	meanwhile in rural Western Australia serenity is washing herself in a tub, outside, that was made in 1892
45:00 <screws> thatll do me
45:00 <screws> haha
46:00 <ActuallyHitler> an outside bath
46:00 <Sserenity> omg i hate that so much. we had like 3 drops of rain today
46:00 <ActuallyHitler> that'd be cool
46:00 <Sserenity> so people on the freeway couldnt drive
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <amsy> lol outdoor bath like young einstein
46:00 <ActuallyHitler> can you imagine having a shower/bathroom where it opens up to like pristine countryside
46:00 <amsy> she does the dishes at the same time screws
46:00 <ActuallyHitler> that would be cool
47:00 <TheRiddler> also the cows drink the water when done
47:00 <ActuallyHitler> this is why i want a place out in the bush
47:00 <ActuallyHitler> everything would be exposed lol
47:00 <amsy> my parents recently moved out to the country
47:00 <screws> "i wash myself with a rag on a stick" - serenity
47:00 <amsy> they love it
47:00 <screws> amsy: great movie
47:00 <ActuallyHitler> yeah amsy i love the outdoors
47:00 <screws> albert einstein was jewish just btw guys
47:00 <ActuallyHitler> if i could still have my job and a place in the middle of nowhere
47:00 <ActuallyHitler> i'd move tomorrow
48:00 <TheRiddler> I remember there was an outside tub at my dad's workmates farm
48:00 <amsy> dad does
48:00 <amsy> still works in melb
48:00 <ActuallyHitler> lucky
48:00 <TheRiddler> obviously you dont bathe in it
48:00 <amsy> but only 3 days a week now
48:00 <TheRiddler> it's for livestock
48:00 <amsy> because 2 hours each way
48:00 <Sserenity> i wish i had a bath
48:00 <Sserenity> that'd be ace
48:00 <ActuallyHitler> technically i could because most of my work is done remotely these days
48:00 <amsy> agree sezz :'(
48:00 <ActuallyHitler> but i dont think work would let me do 5 days a week remote
48:00 <TheRiddler> same
48:00 <TheRiddler> I'm looking for places that have a bath
49:00 <amsy> what if you did 3
49:00 <Sserenity> my old house in bunbury had the biggest deepest bath it was like a pool
49:00 <amsy> and went in on tue and thurs
49:00 <ActuallyHitler> i could do three i suppose
49:00 <TheRiddler> oh that reminds me
49:00 <ActuallyHitler> is that what your dad does/
49:00 <simba> i could eat a knob at night
49:00 <ActuallyHitler> ?
49:00 <TheRiddler> I had actually been in an outside bath
49:00 <amsy> yeah
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <ActuallyHitler> interesting
49:00 <amsy> but mon wed fri
49:00 <TheRiddler> as a kid
49:00 <TheRiddler> at a friends
49:00 <Sserenity> the chalets in we stayed in at yallingup had an outdoor spa
49:00 <ActuallyHitler> i might ahve a chat to work lol, would save me heaps on bills
49:00 <Sserenity> it was amazing
50:00 <TheRiddler> it was like outside on a verandah
50:00 <Trevor> ice addict shoots up in baby change room
50:00 <TheRiddler> or undercover area
50:00 <Sserenity> on a private verander
50:00 <Sserenity> veranda?
50:00 <TheRiddler> it was deep at the time too
50:00 <ActuallyHitler> you're a verander
51:00 <ActuallyHitler> and yes veranda
51:00 <Sserenity> i should put my washing in the dryer and go to bed
51:00 <TheRiddler> so I was sitting upto my neck in it playing and getting washed
51:00 <ActuallyHitler> i should wash my work clothes but i could also just slack off and no go in
51:00 <Sserenity> lol
51:00 <Sserenity> slackk
51:00 <ActuallyHitler> i should though, i havent been in the office for like a weeka nda  half
51:00 <simba> FUCKING manchester faggots
52:00 <amsy> both?
52:00 <amsy> who do you even go for when its man city v man u?
52:00 <ActuallyHitler> man u of course
52:00 <amsy> yuck
52:00 <Sserenity> i dont know what any of it means
53:00 <British^Meat> soton won yet?
53:00 <TheRiddler> my grandmother was manchester born
53:00 <Trevor> http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/lesbian-couple-told-they-are-too-poor-to-adopt-drug-addicted-baby-girl/story-fni0cx12-1227581005552
54:00 <simba> soton on at 2:50 dog
54:00 <simba> 0-0 these stupid manchester dogs
55:00 <TheRiddler> is man city only in the EPL?
55:00 <British^Meat> i will view the results on the morrow
55:00 <TheRiddler> or do they play the EUFA too
55:00 <simba> ummmm
55:00 <TheRiddler> or whatever it's called
55:00 <simba> they play in the WIFFA Champions Cup, Yes
56:00 <TheRiddler> is that the 1 with madrid n such
56:00 <simba> its all the top teams from all the leagues
56:00 <simba> so yea
57:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
57:00 <Trevor> do u reckon the afp aren't keeping their eye on the people who withdrawl $10,000 at a time from the bitcoin atms?
58:00 <simba> im an afl player
59:00 <simba> Sserenity and I_H8_U sittin in a tree 
59:00 <Sserenity> excuseee me
59:00 <Sserenity> thats just rude
03:00 <Trevor> sluts raging
03:00 <Clarkson> he is too fucking dumb to suggest anything
04:00 <Trevor> 100%
04:00 <ActuallyHitler> ssccchluts
05:00 <Serenity> mad hoes
06:00 <Bastardly_One> first person I thought of with this pic was simba ... http://wp-prod-02.distractify.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/QJjDJ.jpg
07:00 <simba> crime stinks: the smell of penetration
08:00 <Serenity> simba has prettier hair
11:00 <Trevor> what shampoo does he use?
12:00 <Serenity> pantene obv
12:00 <simba> i havent used shampoo or conditioner this year
12:00 <Serenity> oh good one stink hed
12:00 <simba> i havent had a hair cut this year 
12:00 <simba> time 4 LFC
16:00 <TheRiddler> can you now dry your hair by swinging it about
17:00 <Trevor> http://imgur.com/jKF6TVR
20:00 <Trevor> where can i find smurf? cartoon network?
21:00 <ActuallyHitler> i will cut your head off infidel
21:00 <Trevor> Step 1) go to amazon and order 100kg of weaponized plutonium
21:00 <Trevor> Step 2) put it in a bag
21:00 <Trevor> Step 3) ignite it with some gunpowder
22:00 <Serenity> night folks
07:00 <alienated> October
12:00 <|_\A\_|> November
12:00 <|_\A\_|> man my head hurts
11:00 <British^Meat> Jews ahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahuhuhuhuuhuhuhuhuhlolololololol etc
03:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
57:00 <TheRon> reach out and touch somebody's boobs
17:00 <Trevor> so my girls have thrush so i have to rub my dick with cream how unfortunate
17:00 <Clarkson> no guy i met in person.. i recon he was gay seriouly
26:00 <Lumeah> Love lifts us up where we belong 
27:00 <TheRon> an officer and a gentleman
27:00 <Lumeah> Girls? 
27:00 <Lumeah> Never had a std ahym
28:00 <TheRon> i have to actually have sex to get an std
28:00 <Lumeah> Aww
28:00 <Lumeah> What ya got to offer 
28:00 <TheRon> the keg look
29:00 <Lumeah> Varanda over the playground? 
29:00 <TheRon> comes complete with rotunda
30:00 <Lumeah> Ahh ok.  Them is what them is
30:00 <TheRon> i'm like luna park in melbourne
30:00 <TheRon> might be run down but the rides good
32:00 <TheRon> keep on rockin' me baby
34:00 <Lumeah> Lol. 
35:00 <Lumeah> Long as there is no fat person smell 
35:00 <Lumeah> *chunders
36:00 <Lumeah> Spot? 
36:00 <TheRon> the gravitron
41:00 <Lumeah> Hungry eyes. 
42:00 <TheRon> one look at you and i can't disguise
42:00 <Lumeah> Now i got u in my sights.. Hungry eyes
42:00 <Lumeah> Hungry eyes
43:00 <Lumeah> Now did i take u by surprise 
43:00 <Lumeah> (yes)... This love was ment to be
44:00 <Lumeah> I look at u and i can't disguise. 
44:00 <TheRon> copa copa cabana
45:00 <Lumeah> Burn for you 
46:00 <Lumeah> Took my troubles to a bar tonight 
50:00 <Lumeah> Remember when we held on in the rain. 
50:00 <Lumeah> ☔ 
50:00 <TheRon> golden years wa wa wa
50:00 <Lumeah> Touching you i feel it all again 
50:00 <Lumeah> The ride with you was woth the fall my friend 
51:00 <TheRon> must've been good
51:00 <Lumeah> Yup
51:00 <Lumeah> Is. 
51:00 <Lumeah> I had a massage today wasov
52:00 <Lumeah> Was lovley.. Must find a fella to that. 
52:00 <Lumeah> Do*
53:00 <Lumeah> Didn't we almost have it all. 
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif, just pay the $40 bucks
54:00 <Lumeah> Lol
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1. You don't need to 'return the favour' 2. It's probably gonna feel a lot better :P
54:00 <TheRon> never gonna fall for modern love
54:00 <Lumeah> Well unlike u im not sick of particular men's. 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> you assume i'm sick n' tired of particular me...
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> N
55:00 <TheRon> gets me to the church on time
55:00 <Lumeah> Am i wrong? 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes, yes you would be
55:00 <Lumeah> Ok.. My apologies 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm just hedonistic 
56:00 <Lumeah> Uhuh 
56:00 <TheRon> again, the hubby or the hummer?
57:00 <TheRon> 12 month supply of batteries?
57:00 <Lumeah> Rather have the body thanks 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <Lumeah> Then he can annoy me on purpose n vice versa. 
03:00 <Lumeah> Bye. M
06:00 <sUCKmYaSS> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
06:00 <sUCKmYaSS> RAW EMOTION
06:00 <sUCKmYaSS> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
07:00 <Doodle> i was going to say that :(
08:00 <Doodle> hahaha
08:00 <Doodle> NO
08:00 <thestig> lol
08:00 <Doodle> what a sooky la
09:00 <thestig> so salty lol
10:00 <faux> Hi
11:00 <Doodle> haha yeah
11:00 <Doodle> hai faux
15:00 <ActuallyHitler> AndroUser why are you such a gigantic faggot?
15:00 <ActuallyHitler> fucking krill amoeba motherfucker
15:00 <AndroUser> Blocked
15:00 <Doodle> oheildere
15:00 <ActuallyHitler> seig
17:00 <Doodle> except not get accepted to art school
17:00 <Doodle> he done fucked that up
17:00 <HitlerDidNothingWrong> he was a great leader but unfortunately not so great an artist
17:00 <Doodle> indeed
17:00 <HitlerDidNothingWrong> nobody is perfect i suppose
18:00 <Doodle> i'm a pretty good painter but i'm a shithouse megalomaniac
18:00 <Doodle> so that theory checks out
20:00 <AndroUser> Cocksucker faggots
20:00 <HitlerDidNothingWrong> please stop being so rude
20:00 <HitlerDidNothingWrong> amoeba
32:00 <couleurs> tgif
33:00 <AndroUser> Hey faggot
33:00 <couleurs> da hell u want bich
37:00 <AndroUser> U dead
37:00 <MadScientist> dis cunt
37:00 <krillamoeba> we should fite
38:00 <Trevor> hola senoritas
38:00 <MadScientist> yew shud smesh hes branez
38:00 <Trevor> im making mexican salmon without the mexican arriba!
38:00 <AndroUser> Im makin chicken without the chicken
39:00 <couleurs> drinken a coffee :~)
39:00 <couleurs> eat ya food, fatties
42:00 <couleurs> #oWnEd!!!!!!!!!!!
45:00 <AndroUser> Smoke another one. You faggot
45:00 <Clarkson> Beer cunts beer
46:00 <AndroUser> Clarkson is a nigger
46:00 <Clarkson> it still rings retard
46:00 <AndroUser> Hey, nigger
47:00 <AndroUser> Clarkson
47:00 <Clarkson> click that shit
53:00 <Trevor> has anyone tried the pizza hut with meat pie crust?
56:00 <couleurs> No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23:00 <RigorMortis> Hi sexies
23:00 <RigorMortis> Welcome to the sperm obsessed
39:00 <Trevor> hey kids who wants to see my dick
01:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
01:00 <TheRiddler> so I looked at a place for hiring a treadmill
01:00 <TheRiddler> $295 for 3 months
03:00 <simba> the footpath is free
03:00 <simba> or u can get wii fit, what beats a virtual personal trainer
04:00 <couleurs> An excellent deal, is the water included?
04:00 <couleurs> agreed. treadmills or gyms in general are the dumbest things ever
08:00 <Trevor> I always think of those wheels for pet rodents, when I see people on treadmills
08:00 <Trevor> It seems a fair comparison
10:00 <simba> trredmills r so 1980
11:00 <simba> the new thing is Eating Doritos n Watchin Netflix
11:00 <simba> <TheRon> it's a long way to the shop if you wanna sausage roll
11:00 <couleurs> lmao
13:00 <partay> TheRiddler.. walk outside.. pick a direction..... walk for 20mins.. stop... turn around... walk back... effect to your bank balance = nil. 
13:00 <Trevor> when she says she wants to swallow a hot load, does she mean custard or pudding?
14:00 <Serenity> you can pay me $100 a month to use mine
14:00 <krillamoeba> custard of course
14:00 <partay> or ill pay you $100 a month to walk on it nude 
14:00 <simba> she's not talking to u Trevor stop listening to other ppls conversations xD #uceburn
14:00 <Serenity> partay that makes even me want to vomit in my mouth
15:00 <Serenity> no one needs to see that
16:00 <partay> people would pay for you to cam that 
16:00 <Serenity> a fatty on a treadmill ?
16:00 <Serenity> ew
17:00 <Trevor> simba, mrs madrazo
17:00 <simba> partay is furiously trying to shove a 20 dollar note into his CD drive
18:00 <partay> CD drive?.. people still have those ?
18:00 <Serenity> id probably click a free cam link of a dude with a nice dong on a treadmill
18:00 <Trevor> I keep all my data on a shared computer with everyone elses data called the cloud. I did it so I could fire the internet
18:00 <AndroUser> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLICOPTER
19:00 <AndroUser> Trevor m8. Wanna lik my bum
19:00 <Trevor> bumjacked yer dad loooool
19:00 <Serenity> is that shads
20:00 <myimmortal> Serenity i can stick my dong on a bed covered in hairy belly fat and you can use a fine comb to find my member
21:00 <simba> it seems like mentalson
21:00 <Serenity> ummmmmm im gonna go with no myimmortal but thanks for the offer
21:00 <Serenity> mentalson or shads.. whats the difference really
21:00 <Trevor> this jetski is not a god damn toy
23:00 <Serenity> god dinner smells awes
24:00 <partay> the cook made a great dinner tonight 
24:00 <Serenity> what did u have
25:00 <Trevor> dominos
25:00 <partay> she made a potato bake 
26:00 <partay> which is nothing too facy 
26:00 <partay> but its delicious 
26:00 <krillamoeba> myimmortal are you still practising the faith?
32:00 <myimmortal> yez i am 
33:00 <Lumeah> Hi :p
35:00 <Lumeah> No
40:00 <zaim> nup
48:00 <couleurs> BBL X FACTOR xD
50:00 <Trevor> MY NAMES TREVOR! WHATS YOUR NAME?
52:00 <Lumeah> Hi ITaL^GuY 
53:00 <Lumeah> LUMEAH... TREV
53:00 <ITaL^GuY> hi Lumeah
59:00 <AndroUser> F a g g e t z
20:00 <myimmortal> doctor my disciple 
28:00 <couleurs> doctor my dimple
28:00 <myimmortal> i am a prophet 
30:00 <partay> its spelt muppet 
33:00 <couleurs> :p
37:00 <BlackDevil> Powerful earthquake felt in India, Pakistan and Afghanistan.
38:00 <BlackDevil> 7.7 magnitude quake 28 miles outside of Jarm, Afghanistan. 
39:00 <partay> shame an earthquake doesnt swallow those motherfuckers up
39:00 <Lumeah> Hi frayedknot 
39:00 <Skirmish> Crime would go through the roof partay. 
39:00 <frayedknot> hey Lumeah
40:00 <Skirmish> No poppies from Afghanistan, trade in drugs declines, prices soar, crime goes up and you get home invaded by Pieter. 
40:00 <Lumeah> See the world is trying to rid us of the infidels
41:00 <Skirmish> Sometimes I wish I could forget how dumb you are Lumeah ... but then you type something and make me remember. 
41:00 <Lumeah> Oh poppy feilds.. Wow
42:00 <myimmortal> i am the beast of revelation 
42:00 <couleurs> i'm a poppy
43:00 <Skirmish> A tall poppy? 
43:00 <Lumeah> Why is that dum 
44:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah: Because it is Muslims that call everyone else that's not a muslim, infidels. So an earthquake in their part of the world isn't going to 'rid us of infidels'. 
45:00 <Skirmish> Go back to snorting osmocote. 
45:00 <Lumeah> Oh im the infidel 
45:00 <Lumeah> Great 
45:00 <Lumeah> ... 
45:00 <Skirmish> Yes. You are. 
46:00 <Lumeah> Your wify wear a teatowle? 
47:00 <Lumeah> Fuck.. Your nose must be huge if u can snort that stuff 
48:00 <faux> You wify wear a teatowle?
49:00 <krillamoeba> guatemala
50:00 <Serenity> snorting osmocote rofl whatt
51:00 <krillamoeba> it's the newest craze
51:00 <faux> k den
51:00 <Serenity> i remember being about 6 and we were driving to perth, stopped at some tiny deli thing and wanted a drink. They had those 'oasis' drinks and i wanted one but i said to mum 'can I have an osmocote'
51:00 <Skirmish> See, this is what I mean Lumeah. You just keep typing dumb shit. 
51:00 <Serenity> they laughed at me for like 45 mins the cunts
51:00 <Clarkson> what the fuck does that mean
52:00 <faux> idgi
52:00 <faux> Whats osmocote
52:00 <krillamoeba> fertiliser
52:00 <Serenity> its plant food
52:00 <faux> Oh
52:00 <Skirmish> ^
52:00 <krillamoeba> little beads that you spread around the lawn and garden
52:00 <krillamoeba> to make it healthy
52:00 <krillamoeba> or kill it
52:00 <Serenity> yuh
52:00 <faux> fun
52:00 <Skirmish> Slow release stuff. Little balls. 
52:00 <krillamoeba> my balls are large and rapid release
52:00 <faux> Gross
53:00 <faux> big balls are horrid 
53:00 <faux> :'(
53:00 <krillamoeba> i love summer because they swing about in the breeze
53:00 <faux> lol
53:00 <faux> Dema
53:00 <faux> T?
53:00 <Serenity> ofc
53:00 <faux> Lmao
53:00 <faux> didnt even have to ask did i
54:00 <krillamoeba> its good because normally my balls hide in my fat recesses
55:00 <Serenity> here comes the ball popper quick put them away
56:00 <krillamoeba> *tucks them out of sight*
56:00 <Lumeah> .... All that dribbling isn't as dumb as what I said.? 
56:00 <krillamoeba> it's not dribble
56:00 <krillamoeba> it's anectdotal
56:00 <Lumeah> Maybe a table cloth.. 
56:00 <krillamoeba> please learn the difference
57:00 <Lumeah> Dribble. 
57:00 <krillamoeba> im telling the tale of my two tight testicles
57:00 <krillamoeba> to all who may want to hear it
58:00 <faux> TT
58:00 <faux> TTT
58:00 <baz> hey faux girl
58:00 <faux> Two Tight Testicles
58:00 <faux> Hey
58:00 <faux> hows u
58:00 <baz> pretty sweet
58:00 <krillamoeba> two tight testicles troubled by testicular tortion tell their tale of triumph
58:00 <baz> you?
59:00 <faux> Im ok could be better
59:00 <baz> why what's up?
59:00 <Serenity> shes having baby
00:00 <krillamoeba> alliteration avails all appreciable audiences an audiable adventure
00:00 <faux> Ew
00:00 <faux> am not
00:00 <faux> Just been a bit unwell
00:00 <faux> Getting better though
00:00 <Serenity> bahaha
00:00 <baz> mmm, I've been experiencing hay fever symptoms too
01:00 <faux> yeah mines a little worse than hayfver
01:00 <faux> Lol
01:00 <krillamoeba> she's giving birth to a facehugger
01:00 <faux> piss off
01:00 <faux> no one is giving birth 
02:00 <baz> lol
02:00 <Maurice> I'm contemplating doing the opposite of giving birth
02:00 <Maurice> Abortion perhaps
02:00 <Maurice> Late term, but whatever
02:00 <krillamoeba> very late term abortion
02:00 <Serenity> 4th trimester
02:00 <krillamoeba> post term abortion infact
02:00 <Serenity> 40th
02:00 <krillamoeba> haha
02:00 <faux> lol
03:00 <Serenity> screws told me last night i have like 6 kids so maybe im giving birth and dont realise it
03:00 <faux> Lol
03:00 <krillamoeba> just falling out as you walk along
03:00 <krillamoeba> pllllp
03:00 <faux> U been busy while i been gone
03:00 <Serenity> hahahah
03:00 <Maurice> Like when my dog was pregnant, she was just dropping puppies all over the yard and kept on going
03:00 <Maurice> Cam had to collect them all up
03:00 <Skirmish> screwss is still about being angry? 
03:00 <Serenity> i have a heap of baby daddies too
03:00 <Serenity> he was going off last night it was hilarious
04:00 <faux> lol
04:00 <Skirmish> I've missed screwss losing his shit on here. Hope he comes back soon. 
05:00 <krillamoeba> you should have been around the last couple of nights then
05:00 <Serenity> he comes on as screws with one s and he was trying to convince everyone simba was making up logs cause simba posted old logs of when he had two ss
05:00 <krillamoeba> it was thrilling
05:00 <simba> Be Quiet Skirmish
05:00 <Maurice> He was screwss, then he wasn't, then he was again
05:00 <Serenity> hahah
05:00 <Maurice> It was a rollercoaster of a ride
05:00 <Serenity> then he found a friend in anothersluzza and they bitched about me for an hour and screws got a hardon cause anothersluz was mean about me
05:00 <Serenity> and i cried.. tears of joy
06:00 <Maurice> Come on, she wasn't mean about you
06:00 <Maurice> She was simply outing you with the truth
06:00 <Serenity> just being honest ahah
06:00 <krillamoeba> haha
06:00 <Serenity> rofl
07:00 <Serenity> i love irc sometimes
08:00 <Skirmish> I wonder if they will stalk facebooks and alter peoples pics like he and MJ did now he has a new friend. 
08:00 <krillamoeba> oh yeah he was doing that too
09:00 <Serenity> i feel like playing with him like i did with pieter
09:00 <Maurice> He didn't even alter mine, he just picked my epic elf pic and shared it
09:00 <Serenity> be all nice and get him licking my butthole like i said he would
09:00 <Serenity> i reckon i could do it in less than an hour
09:00 <Skirmish> lol @ the elf pic. 
09:00 <Serenity> that elf pic was amazing
10:00 <Skirmish> He's very paranoid Serenity. I think it would take a little longer because of that alone. 
10:00 <Serenity> i dont
10:00 <Serenity> from a dude yes not a chick
10:00 <Skirmish> He might think you're his friend and send you pics of the girls he has in his freezer. 
11:00 <Serenity> i think anothersluzzer is his next victim
11:00 <Serenity> its like mandyjane all over again
12:00 <Skirmish> Good times. 
12:00 <simba> Quality IRC.
13:00 <faux> Lool
13:00 <Skirmish> Champagne IRC. 
13:00 <Serenity> i didnt think it was possible for someone to be more desperate than MJ
14:00 <Doodle> well there is me
14:00 <faux> Lmao
14:00 <Doodle> lets not be hasty
14:00 <Serenity> well shes obv more desp than you
14:00 <Serenity> cause you didnt fuck her
14:00 <Doodle> oh
14:00 <Doodle> right then carry on
15:00 <Serenity> loll
15:00 <Serenity> 74 other irc dudes did
15:00 <Skirmish> dudz has gone into hiding since meeting her. 
15:00 <Serenity> wait what
15:00 <Doodle> ew would be like stirring a cauldron
15:00 <Serenity> dudz met who?
15:00 <Doodle> of semen
15:00 <Serenity> roflllll
15:00 <Serenity> bubble bubble toil and trouble
15:00 <Doodle> rofl
15:00 <faux> Omg
15:00 <faux> Wow
15:00 <Skirmish> dudz met MJ. Went to the hospital and met her when she was getting her ganky finger fixed up. 
15:00 <faux> The imagery 
15:00 <Doodle> yw lovely
15:00 <Serenity> i know faux.. i know
16:00 <faux> Feck
16:00 <Doodle> oh come on
16:00 <Serenity> oh ew manky finger
16:00 <Serenity> from the ingrown hair
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <Doodle> you guys have periods a bit of jizz cant gross you out
16:00 <faux> Pasta for sue
16:00 <faux> Id rather bleed than semen
16:00 <Serenity> a bit of jizz? or foaming jizz from 74 dudes
16:00 <Clarkson> id make her orgasm
16:00 <Skirmish> 'ingrown hair' on finger. Cause ... it happens. 
16:00 <Doodle> well
16:00 <Doodle> a lot of jizz
16:00 <Clarkson> bee_hornet, what's your opinion of leta: bitch or the biggest bitch?
16:00 <Doodle> lol@foaming
16:00 <faux> My ear hole is itchy
16:00 <Serenity> the jizz shouldnt make blub blub sounds ok
16:00 <Doodle> ehehehehehhehee
17:00 <Skirmish> Finger it. 
17:00 <faux> I did
17:00 <faux> A snake came out
17:00 <Doodle> oh
17:00 <Doodle> dear
17:00 <faux> Jokes
17:00 <Serenity> ah snake ah snake ohhhh its a snaaaakkee
17:00 <faux> Ha Ha etc
17:00 <faux> R u ok
17:00 <faux> ive done so much colouring in the past 2 days my hand hurts
18:00 <Doodle> oh i shaved me porn stache off btw faux
18:00 <faux> Phew
18:00 <Doodle> it was repulsive
18:00 <faux> pixs
18:00 <faux> I know
18:00 <faux> And i didnt rven see it
18:00 <faux> did u take a piccof it
18:00 <Doodle> perhaps
18:00 <Serenity> SHOW HET
18:00 <Serenity> uhm
18:00 <Serenity> SHOW HER
18:00 <Doodle> i did
18:00 <faux> HEy what 
18:00 <faux> It didnt look that bad
18:00 <Serenity> id still sit on it
18:00 <Doodle> lol
18:00 <Doodle> its gone now
19:00 <Doodle> never to return
19:00 <faux> It looks fine
19:00 <Serenity> ILL STIL FUCKING SIT ON IT
19:00 <faux> Lol urface is adorable i wanna punch it
19:00 <Doodle> :(
19:00 <Serenity> omg faux rofl
19:00 <Doodle> oh and :)
19:00 <Doodle> not in that order
19:00 <Serenity> my friend uploaded a pic of her baby last night and someone commented 'omg just punch him'
19:00 <Serenity> thought of you lol
19:00 <faux> Lol there was a lady here with here a kid
19:00 <faux> Uh
19:00 <faux> With her lid
19:00 <faux> Kid
19:00 <faux> And i was like
19:00 <faux> Omg ur baby is cute i wanna run it over
19:00 <faux> And she was like
19:00 <faux> .
19:00 <Doodle> lolol
19:00 <Serenity> hahah
20:00 <faux> Then i realised what i said it
20:00 <Doodle> i say that
20:00 <Doodle> but i mean it
20:00 <faux> I was like oh
20:00 <faux> I mean it nicely
20:00 <faux> Shes like
20:00 <BlackDevil> 12 schoolgirls killed in stampede after Afghan quake: officials
20:00 <faux> He..he....
20:00 <faux> And walked off
20:00 <Serenity> thinking.. fuck this chicks nuts..
20:00 <Clarkson> stop looking at my penis sharky
20:00 <Doodle> lol fuck this chicks nuts
20:00 <Clarkson> same shit right?
20:00 <Doodle> ehehehehhehehe
20:00 <Skirmish> [22:23] <@faux> Omg ur baby is cute i wanna run it over    <------ That moment when you find yourself talking in real life as if you're on irc. 
21:00 <Doodle> loool
21:00 <baz> lol faux, I find it so funny whenever I interact with random kids and parents (it's mostly the mothers) turn around and scowl at you suspiciously
21:00 <baz> like "are you making fun of my kid?"
21:00 <faux> "Yes"
21:00 <baz> "are you bullying my kid?"
21:00 <Serenity> or maybe she talks on irc like she does irl
21:00 <faux> "Most def"
21:00 <baz> "what did you just say to him?"
21:00 <baz> it's happened to me a few times
21:00 <faux> Yeah i talk the exact same irl
21:00 <Doodle> i went bowling with my sisters kids the other day
21:00 <baz> or they wear a fake ass smile and ask you what you said
21:00 <faux> As i do on irc
21:00 <faux> Lol
21:00 <baz> but their eyes are suspicious
21:00 <Doodle> beat them by MILES
21:00 <Serenity> ive had irc people say that to me tho
21:00 <Skirmish> I laugh the same as I do on irc. 
21:00 <Serenity> 'omg you talk like you type' .. uh ok
21:00 <Doodle> apparently you're sposed to let the kids win
21:00 <Serenity> Ha Ha Ha
21:00 <Doodle> nobody told me
22:00 <faux> So many concos
22:00 <faux> I cant keep up 
22:00 <faux> Let me read
22:00 <faux> Lol baz
22:00 <Maurice> Like fuck Doodle
22:00 <Maurice> It's a fight to the death
22:00 <faux> Ye mums are protectve 
22:00 <baz> where have you met IRC people Serenity?
22:00 <Maurice> They need to learn disappointment early
22:00 <faux> Also doodle i wouldnt have
22:00 <Doodle> ye i beat them twice in a row
22:00 <Doodle> to make sure
22:00 <baz> faux, yeah and I guess it's fair enough really
22:00 <faux> i would have thrown them down the lane
22:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: Kids need to learn how to lose. Ethan used to throw mega tantrums if he didn't win on the playstation. 
22:00 <baz> I'd be super strict if I was a parent, I wouldn't be able to help it
22:00 <Doodle> lol fk that
23:00 <faux> Id drown my child f it was shit
23:00 <Maurice> I often say shit to my kids like 'if you keep making a noise with that cup, I'm gonna shove it up your arse' and the other mums are like O_o
23:00 <faux> I hate shit people
23:00 <faux> Regardless of age
23:00 <Doodle> i deliberately got them balls that were massive and way too heavy
23:00 <Doodle> they went and switched them
23:00 <Doodle> little shits
23:00 <faux> Oh
23:00 <faux> And in bowling?
23:00 <Doodle> Ha
23:00 <Doodle> ha
23:00 <faux> Ha
23:00 <Serenity> [7:22pm] <baz> where have you met IRC people Serenity?
23:00 <Serenity> i dont know how to answer that
23:00 <Doodle> in bed
23:00 <faux> At rhe bottleo
23:00 <Skirmish> Did I tell everyone the story about telling my son he was an adopted mexican orphan? 
23:00 <Maurice> Start with the orgy from last week
23:00 <Serenity> mostly.. lol
23:00 <Doodle> mmm
24:00 <Doodle> same actually
24:00 <Doodle> if i meet ppl off irc i tend to bang them
24:00 <Doodle> so i dont meet them anymore
24:00 <Maurice> I've met heaps
24:00 <baz> I used to cry and throw tantrums if I lost at something on my Super Nintendo
24:00 <Serenity> i only banged.. 3 of them ok
24:00 <Maurice> Boned none
24:00 <baz> omg, I was bad.
24:00 <baz> lol.
24:00 <Doodle> i banged all of them except one
24:00 <faux> <Skirmish> Did I tell everyone the story about telling my son he was an adopted mexican orphan?
24:00 <faux> Lol
24:00 <baz> Maurice, where have you met them?
24:00 <baz> at gatherings at TGI Fridays or something?
24:00 <Maurice> Parties mostly
24:00 <faux> If he believed rhat hes stupid
24:00 <Maurice> Back in the day
25:00 <Maurice> Their houses
25:00 <baz> "parties" makes it sound cooler
25:00 <Serenity> where is the usual place to meet people
25:00 <Skirmish> True story. I told him his real name is Horhay Lorenzo. Now I find out there is a motoGP rider with the same name! 
25:00 <Doodle> tinder
25:00 <Maurice> My friend and I used to go meet random dudes and not tell our parents where we were going
25:00 <Maurice> I was murdered twice
25:00 <baz> I'm pretty sure there was a meet once at a TGI Fridays.
25:00 <baz> lol
25:00 <faux> Horhay
25:00 <faux> .
25:00 <Doodle> lmao
25:00 <Maurice> It's usually spelt Jorge
25:00 <Doodle> Jorge?
25:00 <Maurice> Lol snap
25:00 <faux> Lmao
25:00 <Doodle> haha
25:00 <Serenity> yeah but you weird eastern staters hang out at RSL's too
26:00 <faux> HORHAY
26:00 <Doodle> wtf no
26:00 <Doodle> i dont ty
26:00 <Doodle> even tho i am a returned serviceman
26:00 <Serenity> lol
26:00 <Skirmish> Horhay was fine for the purpose of the story. 
26:00 <Doodle> i was in the air cadets as a kid
26:00 <Doodle> so was poodleman
26:00 <Skirmish> Me too! 35 Flight Williamtown. 
26:00 <Doodle> he was more of a 'serviceman' tho
26:00 <faux> Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Horhay
27:00 <Doodle> i was in 2 power
27:00 <faux> This is te most ice laughed ina  week
27:00 <Doodle> we had to jomp from straud hill
27:00 <faux> Tysm skirmish
27:00 <Skirmish> faux: np
27:00 <Doodle> then liberate port stanlet tescos
27:00 <Doodle> *stanley
27:00 <Serenity> im licking the salt and vinegar off my rice crackers
27:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <simba> Erotic.
27:00 <faux> Thx
27:00 <TheRiddler> how are you?
27:00 <faux> i hugged my phone 
27:00 <faux> Im doinf better tysm
27:00 <faux> How r u
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: I won the crossed rifles in my first year and quit to go to blue light discos and touch boobs. 
28:00 <Skirmish> 16yo Skirmish priorities. 
28:00 <TheRiddler> I'm good
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
28:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too riddler :P
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai!
28:00 <Skirmish> Evening Kate. 
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh hello you
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
28:00 <faux> Evening Katw.
28:00 <Doodle> yeh i quit cos it was shit
28:00 <Clarkson> hate when you do shit like that
29:00 <Doodle> hai katatonic_kate01
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey fauxy
29:00 <Doodle> what are you wearing
29:00 <baz> mmm salt n vinegar
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> HA!
29:00 <baz> thanks a lot Serenity
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> skin for you doodle ~
29:00 <Doodle> wooooo
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH serenity!!!
29:00 <Doodle> pics
29:00 <Serenity> what did i do?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> weigh in!
29:00 <Skirmish> I liked it Doodle, I was just too young to realise the benefits. I would put Ethan into it if there was a good flight closer to him. 
29:00 <Doodle> i hated it
29:00 <Doodle> then again i hate authority
30:00 <Serenity> only 1kg this week for me kate
30:00 <Serenity> but 4cm off my waist
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> That's good!!!!!!!
30:00 <faux> 1kg is better than nothinf
30:00 <faux> nice 1 sez
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> I have to measure my waist too..
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 kg for me
30:00 <faux> Grats
30:00 <Skirmish> You say 4cm off your chest and the channel will rebel Serenity. 
30:00 <Serenity> yeah true and i had a huge week last week
30:00 <Doodle> pretty sure my waist is 2.4m
30:00 <faux> Me 2
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> considering i ate like everything in sight last week
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <faux> Km*
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 kg was good
30:00 <Serenity> haha
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i did!
30:00 <Doodle> piss off i've seen yours
30:00 <Serenity> good job! 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> 3 pieces of pizza… WTF KATE
30:00 <faux> Ill fighr u
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> dinner out
31:00 <Doodle> u wana chinnin m8
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> 800 glasses of wine
31:00 <faux> I can smash a whole pozza
31:00 <Skirmish> Only 3 pieces? What a waste of a pizza. 
31:00 <faux> And pizza
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> so can i!
31:00 <faux> Lol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, i was sharing 
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think my scales could be broken tho LOL
31:00 <faux> Did u ay least have garlic breD
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw!
31:00 <faux> breD m8
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was like wine…. over bread
31:00 <faux> Mmmm
32:00 <faux> Id do both
32:00 <faux> Yolo etc
32:00 <Skirmish> I heard on the radio that there is going to be a garlic bread (breD) convention later this year. 
32:00 <Serenity> i had roast lamb tonight
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i wanted to
32:00 <Serenity> so so good
32:00 <faux> I sd dog shit
32:00 <faux> Had
32:00 <Skirmish> http://concreteplayground.com/sydney/food-drink/food-2/the-worlds-first-garlic-bread-appreciation-conference-is-coming-to-australia/
32:00 <Doodle> sezz
33:00 <Doodle> creepy girl from my old work just update her status
33:00 <faux> Shx
33:00 <faux> i love my bro
33:00 <faux> - elz
33:00 <Doodle> 'going to be online about 11 if anyone wants to chat'
33:00 <faux> oh
33:00 <Doodle> lol no diff creepy girl
33:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: Is it a picture of your unit from outside ... taken just minutes ago? 
33:00 <Doodle> haha
34:00 <Serenity> ahahah
34:00 <Doodle> I have sorted out my paper work from home. I'm thinking perhaps I should contact these business and see if they can just email me the letters in the future. Also I think I should cancel some subscriptions, they were free.
34:00 <Doodle> I'm in two minds in joining a gym.
34:00 <Doodle> I watched a space movie last night. It's a tradition for those genres to be a long movie. (I forgot that they were long.) NASSA was the sponsor in the movie.
34:00 <Serenity> ohh right ill be sure to be in bed then
34:00 <Doodle> thats from last week
34:00 <Doodle> O_o
35:00 <Skirmish> I watched The Martian yesterday. Is a good movie. 
35:00 <Skirmish> Her posts are weird Doodle. Does she wear glasses, sun dresses and doc martins? 
36:00 <Doodle> no glasses
36:00 <Doodle> i havent seen her wear docs
36:00 <Doodle> i dont know what a sun dress is
36:00 <Skirmish> http://images2.chictopia.com/photos/ellabella/5141298748/black-h-m-dress-gray-dkny-tights-black-dr-martens-boots-pink-socks_400.jpg
36:00 <Skirmish> That style. 
36:00 <Doodle> oh yep thats her
37:00 <amsy> lol simbo putting the disc in sucks
37:00 <Serenity> loll
37:00 <Doodle> nah she dresses like its the 1920s and she is scared of cars
37:00 <Skirmish> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/6f/48/1d/6f481d472f77458cb0265fecb4dd785b.jpg     <----- This is her peeking through your window. 
37:00 <Doodle> oh
37:00 <Doodle> uh
37:00 <Doodle> brb feeding the spastic
38:00 <simba> agreed
38:00 <simba> i am such a Westener
39:00 <DailyAdult> show us ya flange
40:00 <Skirmish> I really have no motivation this week. Last week on the central coast Kate. We will have to organise a new location for hookups. 
40:00 <Maurice> I wear the glasses and the doc martens
40:00 <Maurice> But fuck wearing a dress
40:00 <Maurice> That shit is for girls
40:00 <krillamoeba> HARD GAY HOOOOOOOOOO
40:00 <krillamoeba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDEQcqmX7HI
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hard Gay Views: 3,015 Uploader: Jooyoung Son Uploaded: Mar 13, 2014 Duration: 1m33s Rating: 5.00
40:00 <Skirmish> Some girls can pull the style off with the sun dress and docs. Others just look like they stole clothes from vinnies. 
41:00 <Serenity> http://www.imgur.com/mm6vmbf.jpeg
42:00 <DailyAdult> ho
42:00 <DailyAdult> t
42:00 <thestig> haha
42:00 <Serenity> :>
45:00 <Serenity> except this is a sun dress
45:00 <Serenity> http://www.imgur.com/ssA6MoL.jpeg
46:00 <krillamoeba> i like sun dresse
46:00 <krillamoeba> s
47:00 <krillamoeba> they make butts look nice
48:00 <Serenity> easy access
55:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
56:00 <Doodle> they all look like fkn doris day
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <Doodle> if i wanted to bang something from the 50s i'd chat up Skirmish's mum
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
58:00 <Doodle> keep the vintage sex toys tho
58:00 <Doodle> steam powa
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> but keeps the vintage looking lingerie!
59:00 <Doodle> wooo
59:00 <Doodle> nothing like rusty underwire to get the juices flowing
03:00 <Trevor> Use the pliers! LICK MY SCARS!
03:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xal1/v/t1.0-9/10174855_929330193781237_2106714182232898278_n.jpg?oh=bfdf694c621be8203e4bcb0a48ca58ab&oe=5686F0C7&__gda__=1454937744_1b7529c5eb8cb3edd67b1dd1b3cd6cda
05:00 <simba> Emre Canm
05:00 <simba> Emre Can
06:00 <simba> *says something about how terrible jewish people are because screws is here*
06:00 <TheRiddler> hai Emily
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> Errrrr
08:00 <Doodle> hey kate
08:00 <Doodle> you know why they call it a pap smear?
08:00 <Serenity> rofl i am glasses
08:00 <Doodle> cos nobody would get one if they called it a cunt scrape
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <krillamoeba> ewwww
09:00 <Doodle> i remember hanging out the front of the breastscreen place as a teenager but they never turned it on
10:00 <screws> its not even having the same effect as it did before
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> creep dawg!
10:00 <Doodle> isnt every teenage boy
11:00 <simba> what isnt? i didnt say anything yet
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
12:00 <simba> youre so worked up you accidentally typed how its not affecting you before i typed anything
13:00 <screws> indeed you did in my opinion
13:00 <screws> youre just buthurt cause you lost ops
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i washed it tonight
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> smells nice!
14:00 <screws> hey
14:00 <screws> hey hey
14:00 <Doodle> i know, i fished it out of the plug and put it in an envelope
14:00 <Bonny> here we go
14:00 <Doodle> snifffffffffff
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
14:00 <Doodle> :P
14:00 <screws> here what goes?
14:00 <Doodle> jews did 9/11
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> be creepy and send me dick pics
14:00 <Clarkson> n to go back and collect more orbs will take fuckin ages
14:00 <Doodle> ok
14:00 <Bonny> a repeat of last night
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> you know i <3 that 
14:00 <Doodle> i took one the other day
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay
14:00 <Doodle> i dont like the lighting tho
15:00 <simba> yep im taking that out on you and the jews....
15:00 <simba> only a jew could think like that
15:00 <Doodle> or the setting
15:00 <Doodle> or the subject
15:00 <screws> Bonny: last night wont happen again if you dont let it. simple
15:00 <krillamoeba> simples
15:00 <Bonny> yup.. simple for you not to take irc crap too seriously!
16:00 <Trevor> and tony abbott
16:00 <Mew> I bet kelly19 is a donkey
16:00 <Clarkson> how the fuck do u find shrooms where no pine trees
16:00 <krillamoeba> on a totally unrelated topic, the gestapo looked damn fine in their uniforms
16:00 <screws> i dont. hence why im even back here
16:00 <Doodle> hugo boss
16:00 <krillamoeba> only the finest
16:00 <Bonny> fine then I can get on with my shit. have a nice night
17:00 <screws> what are you up too
17:00 <krillamoeba> you don't have kids
17:00 <krillamoeba> that would require you to have sex
17:00 <screws> oh yeh?
17:00 <Doodle> a most distasteful practice
19:00 <screws> youre taking out your lost ops on jews. okay
19:00 <screws> be my guest
19:00 <screws> hey mew!!
19:00 <screws> mew mew, pew pew
19:00 <Bonny> are you pushing my shit back in, Serenity?
19:00 <krillamoeba> you know what the chain of command is?
19:00 <Serenity> yes ahaha
19:00 <Bonny> lol
19:00 <Serenity> can u pee for me plz ty
19:00 <krillamoeba> is the chain i go and beat your ass with till you know who's in ruttin' command here
19:00 <Bonny> can I pee standing up using a funnel?
19:00 <Serenity> sure
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
20:00 <Bonny> standing up takes effort
20:00 <krillamoeba> wouldnt a she-wee have awful splashback?
20:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt think so
20:00 <krillamoeba> like, i dunno about girls but i piss like a horse
20:00 <Doodle> depends on your definition of awful
20:00 <screws> good to know
20:00 <krillamoeba> i imagine all that pressure would cause some backup
20:00 <krillamoeba> unless the funnel was big enough
21:00 <simba> wow ur ridiculously dumb
21:00 <Serenity> he didnt lose his ops. they didnt go missing like no one knows where they are
21:00 <simba> no i lost em somewhere
21:00 <Serenity> we have larger piss holes
21:00 <Serenity> less pressure
21:00 <krillamoeba> i see
21:00 <krillamoeba> that makes sense i suppose
21:00 <Maurice> Lol Doodle
21:00 <Doodle> jesus sarah
21:00 <Serenity> wot i do
21:00 <Doodle> dont beat around the bush
21:00 <krillamoeba> she doesnt, she just beats the bush
21:00 <krillamoeba> :3
21:00 <Doodle> :o
21:00 <Serenity> well lol
22:00 <simba> i think a jew stole them
22:00 <Serenity> unfortunate
22:00 <simba> some filthy alcoholic jew 
22:00 <simba> do you know who i might mean screws
22:00 <Serenity> dematerialised obv
22:00 <Serenity> no point ladidaing around it
22:00 <HARDGAY> alright ima go shower before i go play taxi
22:00 <HARDGAY> have fun babes
22:00 <Doodle> i dont believe its less pressure
22:00 <Doodle> i've heard girls on the toilet it sounds like a relaxation spa
22:00 <Serenity> hahahahha
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:00 <simba> thanks screws
23:00 <screws> do you still believe 9/11 was an inside job simba ?
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need a massage
23:00 <Doodle> swing by
23:00 <Doodle> pick up Maurice on your way cos she needs a 'massage' too
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh sweet
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> she always has awesome food
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> tag team, maurice?
23:00 <Doodle> yes, food
24:00 <simba> i wouldnt bother bringing up anything outside how to buy alcohol screws
24:00 <simba> youre too big an idiot
24:00 <Serenity> jews did it
24:00 <simba> every time you dare bring up something to do with anything i just have a new dumbest thing ive ever read
24:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tag Team - Whoomp! There It Is.mp3 (3.43MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:44)
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> how do i poke someone on FB?
24:00 <Doodle> hard
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
24:00 <Doodle> i only know how to do it on my pc iunno about phones
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima watch zombies 
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> bbl
25:00 <Doodle> o/
25:00 <partay> Mr Doodle
26:00 <Trevor> b1
26:00 <Trevor> have you ever stolen a tank or p996 in gta5?
26:00 <screws> Serenity: the difference is you joke around, simba is dead serious this right here is the leader of the new national socialist movement.
26:00 <Doodle> \o
26:00 <partay> sup slart
26:00 <Doodle> fk all
26:00 <Doodle> u?
26:00 <partay> watching WSOP main event 
27:00 <Serenity> is that so
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <TheRiddler> I serious about the dead too
28:00 <screws> didnt you say the other night something about "im just messing about" or are you a neo you know what too.
28:00 <simba> stop typing you dumb cunt
28:00 <Serenity> you wot
29:00 <partay> watching poker 
29:00 <partay> texas holdem 
29:00 <partay> $8 mil first prize 
31:00 <screws> melbourne
31:00 <screws> i feel sorry for you guys
31:00 <screws> socialist city and thats it
31:00 <Serenity> oh
32:00 <Serenity> stop saying ive said things i haven't
32:00 <Serenity> you tried this last night too
32:00 <screws> come to sydney and try out your racist sentiments
32:00 <Serenity> its borderline psychotic
32:00 <screws> something to that effect
32:00 <DailyAdult> sydney is a shithole
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol you think everyone here lives in melbourne?
32:00 <screws> oh yeh sydneys a shithole you reckon?
32:00 <Serenity> yes
32:00 <screws> is that cause ur a shit person
32:00 <DailyAdult> very much so
32:00 <screws> you want me to remember verbatim word for exact word everything you say Serenity ... it was something to that effect
32:00 <TheRiddler> wouldn't it be better to play
33:00 <Serenity> no i want you to stop making shit up
33:00 <screws> i dont maintain logs otherwise id pull it up and then you would say that i wrote it lol
33:00 <Serenity> you know exactly what youre doing
33:00 <screws> do you keep logs?
33:00 <mrwuf> sue them
33:00 <screws> i know what im doing and you know what youre doing
33:00 <screws> you are in denial
33:00 <Serenity> i didnt say anything like it
33:00 <screws> thats what we call it neway
33:00 <screws> okay so we'll move on from that
33:00 <Serenity> just like i didnt answer your why do you hate jews question
33:00 <partay> well yes
33:00 <partay> it's $10K to enter 
33:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsw2xpyw0n8
33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Domino's Reveals The DXP, Its Purpose-Built Pizza Delivery Vehicle - IGN News Views: 31,135 Uploader: IGN Uploaded: Oct 25, 2015 Duration: 1m39s Rating: 4.75
33:00 <partay> there's no boobs in that link 
33:00 <TheRiddler> no but there's pizza
34:00 <Serenity> you are making shit up again
34:00 <TheRiddler> jew sure jew
34:00 <Serenity> youre a psycho
34:00 <screws> are you basically saying that you are a hardline antisemite
34:00 <Trevor> i made it all up
34:00 <Serenity> no im saying youre a liar
34:00 <DailyAdult> like all jews
34:00 <DailyAdult> a liar
34:00 <screws> just come clean
34:00 <DailyAdult> and a storyteller
34:00 <screws> either you like to joke around or youre serious about this.
34:00 <screws> i just want to know
34:00 <Trevor> jew jew liar gimme ur gold necklace
34:00 <Serenity> im not saying shit
34:00 <simba> jews like you are what gives jews a rat name, just stop typing or your people will just be hated even more
34:00 <DailyAdult> thats why they have such long noses
34:00 <DailyAdult> because they lie so much
34:00 <screws> so i was at least acurate
34:00 <simba> every word you type puts the jews back another 100 years
34:00 <DailyAdult> pinnochio is a story of a young jew growing up
34:00 <TheRiddler> a pizza car that has it's own oven
35:00 <screws> simba: ive as much right to type as you do buddy
35:00 <simba> yes you do
35:00 <simba> nobody said otherwise
35:00 <simba> its just highly recommended you log off because you are doing your peoples a disservice
35:00 <simba> im basically looking out for your people now
35:00 <TheRiddler> screws is waiting for the red sea to part
35:00 <DailyAdult> concerned for the jewish condition
35:00 <screws> simba: if you didnt hate on a minority race so much i would probs be less inclined to defend them all the time
35:00 <Serenity> you weren't accurate
35:00 <Serenity> mmm pizza
36:00 <screws> and therefore retaliate less
36:00 <Serenity> stop making shit up that ive said you nut case
36:00 <simba> but on the flip side if you werent such a crybaby softie you wouldnt get trolled every time someone sees your nickname
36:00 <TheRiddler> can they all be banned again sezz
36:00 <DailyAdult> please remove the jew
36:00 <DailyAdult> so we can be clean
36:00 <screws> i get trolled because some ppl believe i made funny memes outta their profile pictures
36:00 <screws> not cuz of anything else
37:00 <screws> you ASSUMED that tho simba because of your undying hatred towards the jewish peoples
37:00 <simba> no its because youre a whining homo who'd come on here drunk at 3am and bitch then beg for mercy the next day
37:00 <Serenity> you get "trolled" because youre a fucking knob
37:00 <TheRiddler> I preffer the peace n quiet banter oppose to the annoying moron dribble screws n plivent do
37:00 <screws> now youre making stuff up
37:00 <screws> i never did that
37:00 <DailyAdult> you did do that
37:00 <DailyAdult> i was witness
37:00 <screws> Serenity: more specific?
37:00 <simba> we've already been through the thing where you denied coming on here drunk, can you just die already
37:00 <DailyAdult> you came on here heavily under the influence
38:00 <DailyAdult> and monologued for about an hour
38:00 <Serenity> everything you say or do is annoying and makes you look like a massice retard.
38:00 <Serenity> specific enough?
38:00 <screws> how do you know someones drunk through a computer screen anyway
38:00 <screws> ah well. thats just your opinion
38:00 <Doodle> jews did 9/11
38:00 <TheRiddler> the headache you endure trolling them is not worth it imo
38:00 <thestig> i thought jew did it
38:00 <Trevor> jews play gta5
38:00 <Serenity> no its fact
38:00 <DailyAdult> jews concocted 9/11 to claim the insurance on WTC
38:00 <TheRiddler> no matter how entertaining
38:00 <screws> jews fill up their car with unleaded petrol
39:00 <simba> cos you used to tell me you had just come back from the pub
39:00 <simba> and beg to be unbanned
39:00 <screws> um... insurance on the wtc?
39:00 <screws> i have no idea what youre talking about
39:00 <Doodle> skyscrapers are insured
39:00 <screws> maybe someoen was using my nick
39:00 <screws> you only have to modify a couple letters and it still looks the same
39:00 <simba> wow youre a faggot
39:00 <British^Meat> Doodle, who won the formula one?
39:00 <Trevor> jews are the reason why fuel used to be leaded
39:00 <Serenity> rofl hes trying that again
39:00 <Doodle> it hasnt started yet
39:00 <DailyAdult> haha
39:00 <Serenity> Someone was using my nick
39:00 <British^Meat> isnt on FTA?
40:00 <Doodle> they havent even qualified yet
40:00 <Doodle> iunno 
40:00 <simba> only a slimy jew rat cunt would deny something as trivial as being drunk online
40:00 <Clarkson> Who the fuck is mel? 
40:00 <simba> anything for a little lie
40:00 <screws> whos trolling who simba ... youve got to bring race/religion/colour into it all the time
40:00 <DailyAdult> it definite;y was someone else who was also a whinging jew who was pretending to be me
40:00 <DailyAdult> honest
40:00 <British^Meat> oh i thought quali was rained out, or was that practice?
40:00 <DailyAdult> its not hard
40:00 <TheRiddler> it was 1 of the voices in his head
40:00 <TheRiddler> using his nick
40:00 <Doodle> quali was rained out so theyre having it at 1am then race at 6am
40:00 <simba> its like calling a yellow phallic shaped fruit a banana if you act like a jew i may as well call u a jew
40:00 <TheRiddler> totes
40:00 <TheRiddler> speaking of totes where's k9
40:00 <screws> melbournes jewish contingent i hear is quite large simba  you might wanna consider moving to greener pastures then
41:00 <British^Meat> dang
41:00 <simba> im not from melbourne
41:00 <DailyAdult> the jew gang
41:00 <DailyAdult> heavy melbourne presence
41:00 <DailyAdult> lol
41:00 <TheRiddler> he things everyone here is from melbourne
41:00 <simba> screws logic: "how can a man from Adelaide operate a Melbourne chat room?"
41:00 <TheRiddler> screws has never been outside his house
42:00 <Trevor> jews created adelaide just so the stolen generation could happen
42:00 <TheRiddler> unless he stalks a girl
42:00 <Trevor> im not even making this up
42:00 <simba> "i'm sorry" - kevin rudd 2007
42:00 <Serenity> why the fuck does the topic have to be about jews every single timw this epic flog is here
42:00 <DailyAdult> screws reports on the latest anti-semite irc chats to his jew overlords
42:00 <Doodle> jews did 9/11
43:00 <Trevor> doodle
43:00 <British^Meat> not sure he bought it up :/
43:00 <Trevor> DOODLE
43:00 <Trevor> DOODLE!!!1
43:00 <Serenity> he does every time
43:00 <simba> cos he embodies the filthiest jew so perfectly, its like not talking about how kurt cobain died when nirvana is brought up
43:00 <Serenity> he genuinely thinks no one wants to speak to him because hes a jew
43:00 <Trevor> ffs Doodle 
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <TheRiddler> he's not even a fly rabbi
43:00 <DailyAdult> not even
44:00 <TheRiddler> :P
44:00 <DailyAdult> oy vey
44:00 <DailyAdult> the goyim is silent
44:00 <simba> roy g biv
44:00 <screws> Serenity: ? epic flog? fuck you!
44:00 <partay> HI FAUX 
45:00 <DailyAdult> so much passion in his text
45:00 <screws> the funniest part is these guys assume im jewish
45:00 <Serenity> what now? is that some kind of jewish insult you've made up?
45:00 <DailyAdult> oh so now you aren't jewish
45:00 <DailyAdult> haha
45:00 <Serenity> he literally said hes a jew rodl wtf hes insane
45:00 <DailyAdult> yeah no shit lol
45:00 <simba> jews say anything for attention
45:00 <screws> now youre making stuff up that ive said Serenity 
46:00 <Serenity> lile the Holocaust
46:00 <simba> except "heres a dollar out of the kindness of my heart"
46:00 <Serenity> no im not.
46:00 <simba> LOL
46:00 <Serenity> youve said it heaps
46:00 <DailyAdult> pretty sure you're a jew screws
46:00 <screws> 23:43	Serenity	why the fuck does the topic have to be about jews every single timw this epic flog is here
46:00 <Serenity> yep
46:00 <screws> you sure aint helping when you say things like 23:46	Serenity	lile the Holocaust
46:00 <Serenity> i said that
46:00 <screws> this time im copy-c-v ing
46:00 <DailyAdult> the lolocaust
46:00 <screws> with timestamps.
46:00 <simba> the fantastic day
46:00 <Serenity> yes. i said it everyone saw it
47:00 <simba> the second best day after big day out 2007
47:00 <screws> simba: whens the last time you gave anyone a dollar?
47:00 <Trevor> hey Doodle 
47:00 <simba> on the weekend
47:00 <simba> why
47:00 <DailyAdult> bdo 2007 was actually pretty awesome
47:00 <simba> was it bjork
48:00 <DailyAdult> better, inxs
48:00 <screws> simba: cause youre getting selfrighteous just wanted to see
48:00 <simba> making a joke out of you being too stingy to give someone a dollar isnt being self righteous
48:00 <simba> are you fucking retarded man
48:00 <simba> or is this trolling
48:00 <simba> i cant give you that much credit
49:00 <Serenity> rofl i want to ban him but its funny 
49:00 <Serenity> too funny
49:00 <DailyAdult> na he doesn't need a ban
49:00 <TheRiddler> just ban
49:00 <DailyAdult> he needs to face his accusers
49:00 <Serenity> he'll do it himself again soon enough
49:00 <TheRiddler> how can you not get a headache from reading what he says
49:00 <Serenity> because youre here all the time.im immune
50:00 <TheRiddler> oh
50:00 <thestig> IM HERE
50:00 <TheRiddler> I feel sorry for you
50:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
50:00 <thestig> ruining
51:00 <Serenity> oh jesus christ
51:00 <thestig> soz sez i had to tell u
51:00 <screws> facing my accusers?
51:00 <screws> and what pray tell are you all accusing me of?
51:00 <screws> being jew ish ??
51:00 <screws> whoops
52:00 <thestig> i cant help it
52:00 <screws> simba: wasnt making a joke. stop trollin mate.
52:00 <simba> pls  stop 
53:00 <screws> guys jews are everywhere now. ww2 is over. you tried but didnt succeed. you can sit in your mums basement all day long and cry about it simba but fact remains, drake is jewish, billy joel, adam sandler, demi lovato, the dude who wrote catcher and the rye. were here to stay
53:00 <screws> were in the arts, media, science industry
53:00 <screws> and were creating all the things that makes life better for you
53:00 <Serenity> literally no one cares you vapid slop bucket
54:00 <screws> whoops sorry i forgot it was a nazi party.
54:00 <Serenity> aint no party like a gas chamber party
54:00 <myimmortal> lmao
54:00 <simba> what the FUCK
54:00 <simba> SHUT UP PLEASE
54:00 <myimmortal> no such thing serenity 
54:00 <simba> none of that shit makes my life any better you cockhead
54:00 <Bastardly_One> vapid slop bucket ... I'm stealing that
54:00 <Clarkson> why are you starting shit
54:00 <simba> adam sandler
54:00 <screws> Serenity: youre being reported to the good folks who run this server
54:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <Serenity> dont spoil my fun
55:00 <amsy> lol
55:00 <Serenity> have fun with that screws
55:00 <simba> "adam sandler, the dude who wrote catcher and the rye, jews are here to stay"
55:00 <simba> the words of a madman
55:00 <screws> simba: is adam sandler making you butt hurt now?
55:00 <screws> oh really whys that
55:00 <screws> do you have other plans
55:00 <simba> please be quiet
56:00 <Serenity> why is he so erratic
56:00 <screws> are you too lazy to type /ignore <nick>
56:00 <simba> "the fact remains, drake is jewish"
56:00 <simba> what the fuck!!!!!!!!
56:00 <simba> youre cooked
56:00 <Serenity> no. ignore is for piss weak sooks
56:00 <screws> but he wants me to be quiet
56:00 <thestig> ignore works good on picard cause he is broing as shit
56:00 <screws> and he is a piss weak sook lol id love to confront this dude in person
56:00 <myimmortal> im jewish and a prophet
56:00 <Serenity> we all do
56:00 <Serenity> and yet you wont
57:00 <amsy> broing
57:00 <screws> myimmortal: you may have come to the wrong channel
57:00 <Serenity> simba would eat you alive
57:00 <Serenity> just saying
57:00 <thestig> fkn amsy lol
57:00 <mrwuf> thats some high quality h2o
57:00 <screws> id like to see him try
57:00 <amsy> lol
57:00 <Serenity> probably with some brisket
57:00 <simba> i thought he was saying he wanted to meet picard irl
57:00 <simba> does he want to get into a fight like a classic jew rat
57:00 <thestig> screws you have to get through me first before you touch my lil simby
57:00 <Serenity> lol
58:00 <thestig> that doesnt sound right does it
58:00 <simba> soudns erotic
58:00 <Serenity> screwss on a scale from 1 to a pen with no ink. just how useless are you
58:00 <screws> nah simba i just want to give you the opportunity to take your frustrations out
59:00 <TheRiddler> even a pen with no ink is useful
59:00 <screws> like not words on a screen
59:00 <simba> i take them out in smash bros
59:00 <DailyAdult> screws is willing to sacrifice his physical sef
59:00 <simba> and when i  fail at that i swear
59:00 <DailyAdult> self
59:00 <DailyAdult> for his race
59:00 <simba> i usually emplore somebody to "fuck my faggot father" when i am bad at a game
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