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01:00 <BlackDevil> do your death?
01:00 <BlackDevil> to
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep sure will be with the music im listening too
04:00 <BlackDevil> what song mate?
07:00 <BlackDevil> Snoopys_Gunship, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acZbW-CmUTA
07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: STITCHED UP HEART - Finally Free (OFFICIAL VIDEO) Views: 5,749 Uploader: Another Century Uploaded: Oct 1, 2015 Duration: 3m23s Rating: 4.94
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> metallica one
11:00 <BlackDevil> never heard of metallica
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> young whipper snapper :D
18:00 <BlackDevil> you should listen to this band, they are pretty good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cQh1ccqu8M
18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Nickelback - How You Remind Me Views: 134,226,595 Uploader: Nickelback Uploaded: Oct 27, 2009 Duration: 3m48s Rating: 4.89
26:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> now you're dreaming sunshine lol
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> now this is a song The Rolling Stones - Paint It Black
57:00 <gs69azza> thestig: you there?
57:00 <British^Meat> that wont work
58:00 <British^Meat> you need to shout at him
58:00 <gs69azza> eh he'll get it
58:00 <gs69azza> I'll just sit on here today anyways
58:00 <British^Meat> T H E S T I G  A R E  Y O U  T H E R E ? !?! ?! 
58:00 <gs69azza> works been insane
58:00 <gs69azza> funny thing is I've now got my team and another team calling me god
58:00 <gs69azza> hahah
07:00 <faux> godonis
08:00 <gs69azza> lol
08:00 <gs69azza> ohai
09:00 <gs69azza> whats good to eat tonight?
09:00 <gs69azza> cheat meal
10:00 <faux> ummm
10:00 <faux> Tacos 
10:00 <faux> Ribs
11:00 <gs69azza> yeah I need carbs
11:00 <gs69azza> feeling very flat
11:00 <faux> Pizza?
11:00 <faux> Lol
14:00 <Dugnuts> mmm ribs
14:00 <gs69azza> yeah maybe
14:00 <gs69azza> i dunno
14:00 <Dugnuts> well if you are gonna cheat, go all the way
14:00 <gs69azza> I'm deciding whether or not I should go get a beer at the pub by the topless waitress or go to the gym
14:00 <Dugnuts> bucket of kfc
14:00 <Dugnuts> :P
17:00 <gs69azza> I haven't had kfc in years
22:00 <faux> Kfc is vom ans makes u feel sick afterwards
22:00 <BlackDevil> havn't had KFC since they deep fried a rat
33:00 <Abortion> http://imgur.com/gallery/xlt07wy
34:00 <Abortion> bloody hell
34:00 <Clarkson> i like chicks with testicles for boobs
36:00 <Dugnuts> could go simple
37:00 <Dugnuts> some fish and chips
37:00 <Dugnuts> good friday night thing
37:00 <Dugnuts> have a picnic with the mrs or something
39:00 <BlackDevil> yea
39:00 <BlackDevil> your slow Abortion
39:00 <BlackDevil> funnier with audio
40:00 <BlackDevil> http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2574509-diamondbacks-announcers-tease-sorority-girls-who-are-caught-taking-selfies
43:00 <Abortion> c'est la vie
49:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/hw8R8jAH_68
49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Homemade Croque Madame Recipe - Laura Vitale - Laura in the Kitchen Episode 967 Views: 176,129 Uploader: Laura in the Kitchen Uploaded: Sep 22, 2015 Duration: 9m50s Rating: 4.89
49:00 <faux> Yuuum
49:00 <faux> Makethis pls
57:00 <British^Meat> bored ass fuck
58:00 <Clarkson> this is a shit chat network
59:00 <faux> Lool
11:00 <Serenity> well this is exciuting
16:00 <Serenity> gross lol
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahah
21:00 <faux> Stupid fucking child downstairs tripped me over
21:00 <Clarkson> my cock is beautiful
21:00 <faux> So i threw his ball on the roof 
21:00 <faux> Asshole
24:00 <Dugnuts> you sure are
24:00 <Dugnuts> its just a kid
24:00 <faux> ..
24:00 <faux> He put his foot out and tripped me on purpose and i fel and grazed my knee 
24:00 <faux> Hes lucky i didnt push him in front of a moving vehicle
25:00 <faux> his mum told him off he can suck it
25:00 <faux> I hate annoying people regardless of age
25:00 <faux> Learn some respect
27:00 <Serenity> i hate that excuse 'just a kid' no being a cunt isnt exlusive to adults
27:00 <Dugnuts> so go tell his mum
27:00 <Dugnuts> dont get childish yourself
28:00 <faux> Lol dobbing isnt childish?
28:00 <faux> I was talking to his mum
28:00 <faux> As i walked off he tripped me
28:00 <Dugnuts> no, throwing the ball on the roof definitely is tho
28:00 <faux> Pleasefuck off
29:00 <faux> agreed sez
29:00 <faux> dont care how old u are learn some manners
29:00 <Serenity> remember that thing you said i was making up the other night Dugnuts
29:00 <Serenity> here it is again
29:00 <faux> Dugnuts can suck a dick
29:00 <Dugnuts> yeah whatever
29:00 <faux> Picks and chooses when to tongue peoples assholes
29:00 <Dugnuts> stay angry at kids
29:00 <Clarkson> the fuck i know go ask her yourself
30:00 <Dugnuts> thats the grown up way to do things
30:00 <faux> im not angry at kids im angry at the mutt that fucking made me bleed u dumb cunt
30:00 <Serenity> ive got the biggest lump on the side of my face from this fucked up toothache
30:00 <Clarkson> piece of shit car i got a piece of shit car
30:00 <Dugnuts> mhmm
30:00 <faux> Go to rhe dentist u have an abscess
30:00 <Serenity> i dont have any money for a dentist i ust gave everything i had to people who want payment for their services
30:00 <Serenity> cunts
31:00 <Serenity> how dare they want money for things ive used
31:00 <faux> Ask to pay in instalments
31:00 <Serenity> ha good luck in perth
32:00 <Serenity> ill go hosp if it doesnt go down
32:00 <faux> What will hosp d
32:00 <faux> O
32:00 <faux> Do they drain absceses?
32:00 <Serenity> they will if its needed
32:00 <faux> ah k
32:00 <Serenity> dentist wont touch a tooth thats inbfected
32:00 <faux> they charhe though?
33:00 <Serenity> hospital wont its the ED
33:00 <Dugnuts> emergency room wont
33:00 <faux> Ah k
33:00 <Serenity> dentist will go, tooths infected go and take some antibiotics come back when the infections gone and bring $400 with you tysvm
34:00 <Serenity> and fuck you faux and your acronyms haha
34:00 <Clarkson> ya figure being a tranny ya might wanna go give ya cock some action first, it musta cost a bit.
34:00 <faux> Huh
35:00 <stanthrax> gday people hows things
35:00 <Dugnuts> its the erectile dysfunction!
35:00 <Serenity> tysvm is your thing
35:00 <faux> oh lol
35:00 <thestig> dugnuts what do u take for it
36:00 <faux> ye i am acronym and abbrevz queen 
36:00 <faux> Been crowned since 1999 tysm
36:00 <Serenity> i just called mum, shes down in bunbury with my two kids.. at my sisters place with her 5 kids...
36:00 <Dugnuts> one hot girl
36:00 <Dugnuts> to go
36:00 <Serenity> it sounds so noisey
36:00 <faux> Erkh
36:00 <Serenity> so you put up with a floppy dick then
36:00 <faux> Lo
36:00 <faux> L
36:00 <faux> Meets up with anotherircer.. thinks he has standards
37:00 <Serenity> oohhh she went there haha
37:00 <faux> we were all thinking it
37:00 <Serenity> yep
37:00 <faux> Bbs
38:00 <Dugnuts> ahh good one
38:00 <Dugnuts> bitches
38:00 <thestig> they aint bitches 
38:00 <thestig> u fucked one though 
38:00 <Serenity> going for a ride today stiggies
38:00 <Serenity> ?
49:00 <faux> Blah
49:00 <faux> I feeel a panic attack coming
50:00 <Serenity> nooo no no
50:00 <Serenity> can keeping busy help? prob not
54:00 <faux> Thts why i went downsairs for a walk
54:00 <thestig> thisarvo i will go for ride sezz :D
54:00 <thestig> aww faux :(
54:00 <Serenity> i need to go for my ride still
54:00 <Serenity> try n get to 13k today
55:00 <Serenity> ks
56:00 <faux> Ffs
00:00 <faux> Ues
00:00 <faux> Yes
01:00 <zaim> no
01:00 <zaim> :D
02:00 <faux> Lol
02:00 <faux> Ok
02:00 <faux> Im makong a sausage roll
03:00 <faux> fuck it
03:00 <Clarkson> she got a huge cock piet ?
03:00 <faux> Shoosh clarkson
03:00 <Clarkson> i just called her a slut
03:00 <faux> oh
04:00 <Serenity> youre not very nice clarky
04:00 <Clarkson> i bet he'd be a great fuck
04:00 <Serenity> who Clarkson? pieter?
04:00 <Clarkson> got a dick one?
04:00 <Serenity> no dude
06:00 <gs69azza> so beer it was
07:00 <stanthrax> hello. Who you think gonna win this weekend? Hawthorn or eagles
07:00 <faux> Mm it smells good
07:00 <faux> sif waste carbs on beer
08:00 <British^Meat> stanthrax, i think the biggest winners will be.... the fans...
08:00 <stanthrax> well yes I think it should be a great game regardless
09:00 <Serenity> id love so much to drink some beer
09:00 <faux> idk or care
09:00 <gs69azza> i also ate a block of chocolate
09:00 <Serenity> omh
09:00 <Serenity> i hate you
09:00 <gs69azza> tits weren't all that great but nice ass
09:00 <gs69azza> her stage name was virginia
09:00 <gs69azza> haha
09:00 <faux> Mm ass
10:00 <gs69azza> do like ass
10:00 <Serenity> aaron what time should i stop eating fruit by in the day
10:00 <gs69azza> not really a time as such when to stop, it's when you can eat it
10:00 <gs69azza> so eat it after not having carbs for a while... or not eating for a while
10:00 <Serenity> so breakfast is the best really
10:00 <gs69azza> say if you ate whole eggs in thye morning, nothing stopping you from eating fruit after it
10:00 <gs69azza> yep
10:00 <faux> Mm eggs
11:00 <Serenity> im trying to work out when to fit it in n breakfast really seems like the only time
11:00 <Serenity> cauase i have carbs through the day
11:00 <gs69azza> one of the doctors yesterday made me laugh, she's been dieting and to treat herself ont he weekend she's going to have eggs on toast... I was like... that's a treat?
11:00 <faux> lolll
11:00 <faux> Im having a sausage roll in a min
11:00 <faux> Naughty
11:00 <Serenity> probably the toast
11:00 <faux> hopefully it doesnt go to my hambutt
11:00 <Serenity> i miss bread
12:00 <Serenity> i only have it every second day
12:00 <faux> i switched from white to wholegtain then to none at all
12:00 <faux> Now i have it sometimes 
13:00 <gs69azza> yeah see I don't have much bread at all anyways so I don't really miss it
13:00 <gs69azza> i think I'll have pizza tonight
13:00 <Serenity> its not awful if you have wholegrain its just so many calories, 1 wholemeal roll is like 180 calories i could eat a bunch of other shit for that lol
13:00 <Serenity> so its more id rather eat more food
13:00 <gs69azza> ^
13:00 <gs69azza> this
13:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY
13:00 <faux> mmm toasties 
13:00 <faux> i want to eat like 5kg of guac and corn chips
13:00 <gs69azza> instead of protein shakes that everyone is so hung up on, I'd rather eat a steak
14:00 <gs69azza> I love guac
14:00 <faux> Me 2
14:00 <faux> make me some pls tysm
14:00 <Serenity> last time i had avocado my throat got all itchy n swelly
14:00 <Serenity> i dont think i can eat it anymore
14:00 <faux> ive run out of avo
14:00 <faux> Whattt
14:00 <faux> Nooo
14:00 <faux> that sux
14:00 <Serenity> i know :(
14:00 <faux> I lovr avo
14:00 <faux> In salad on toast as guac
14:00 <Serenity> i wanna try again to see but i dont.. because well i may die rofl
15:00 <faux> Can u have a little bit
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <Serenity> maybe i could take some antihistemines before i eat it
15:00 <Serenity> haha
15:00 <faux> Lmao but then u wont know
15:00 <gs69azza> if you ever run out of avo and can't find decent ones, woolworths have this stuff in a tube or tub, it's pure avo
15:00 <faux> Omg ive never been more excited for food
16:00 <faux> Me sausage roll is redy
16:00 <faux> :')
16:00 <Serenity> i wonder if theres a way i could make healthier sausage rolls
16:00 <gs69azza> https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/browse/fruit-veg/fresh-fruit?name=tube-avofresh-soft-seasoned-avocado&productId=364559
16:00 <Serenity> i cant see what i could replace pastry with that would taste any good
16:00 <gs69azza> eggwhites
16:00 <Serenity> but thats not crispy buttery pastry goodness haha
17:00 <gs69azza> you can cook it crispy... add oil
17:00 <gs69azza> used to use whole eggs for a pizza base with oil
19:00 <Serenity> so i seem to be keeping my fat intake around 35-37g a day not even really intentionally doing it
21:00 <Serenity> alrigh im going for a ride
21:00 <Doodle> my weed intake is the same
23:00 <gs69azza> that's good
23:00 <gs69azza> do you go for a ride outside?
23:00 <gs69azza> or exercise bike?
24:00 <faux> cum intake*
24:00 <faux> bah my heart rate is 105
25:00 <faux> need 2 breathe
25:00 <gs69azza> take deep breaths and count out to 10 out loud
26:00 <gs69azza> works for me usually
26:00 <faux> Yeah i been deep breathing
26:00 <faux> just heaps anxy
26:00 <Doodle> is that who that was on the phone
26:00 <faux> Lolll
26:00 <Doodle> hehee
28:00 <faux> Need a good movie to watch
29:00 <gs69azza> I watched a good one the other week that was about AI
29:00 <gs69azza> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYGzRB4Pnq8
29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ex Machina - Official Trailer (2015) [HD] Views: 6,586,078 Uploader: FilmTrailerZone Uploaded: Oct 30, 2014 Duration: 2m34s Rating: 4.82
29:00 <zaim> good movie
29:00 <zaim> great ending
31:00 <faux> Oh heard of that
31:00 <faux> is it too nerdyfor me to understsnd
31:00 <faux> Lol
34:00 <gs69azza> the missus downloaded it and was like you'd like this shit
35:00 <gs69azza> strangely enough she was correct
35:00 <gs69azza> my inner nerd was satisfied
35:00 <gs69azza> reminds me of a lot like myself
35:00 <gs69azza> no fucks given, trains, gets fucked up... codes some crazy shit
35:00 <Clarkson> what are the odds on you shutting the fuck up for 10 minutes?
36:00 <gs69azza> Clarkson go fuck yourself
36:00 <Clarkson> heeeeey sexy lady.
36:00 <gs69azza> oh how you doin Clarkson ?
36:00 <Clarkson> fuck that was the yummiest fucking kebab ever
36:00 <gs69azza> fat slut
36:00 <Clarkson> why don't you fuck off ?
36:00 <gs69azza> because I don't fucking want to
36:00 <gs69azza> go fuck yourself Clarkson 
36:00 <Clarkson> some mexican girl could draw better penus then me
38:00 <faux> Lool
38:00 <gs69azza> i require entertaining
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
58:00 <Serenity> excercise bike aaron
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> hows that going?
58:00 <Serenity> 13.14km today
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
59:00 <thestig> woot
59:00 <Serenity> my butt is throbbing loo
59:00 <Serenity> lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <thestig> hot lol
02:00 <Serenity> aiming for 15k by Monday
02:00 <Serenity> prob doesn't sound like much to most lol
03:00 <gs69azza> i do 20 mins on the exercise bike, get about 8km out, nothing too cray
03:00 <gs69azza> 20 sec as fast as I can, 40 sec just cruise
03:00 <Serenity> i did 13.14 in 26 mins
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> was the resistance low?
05:00 <faux> How long does 13km take 
05:00 <faux> u
05:00 <faux> .
05:00 <faux> nice
05:00 <faux> Fuck my internet in the dickhole
06:00 <Serenity> no kate i had the resistance set to 4 which is about half the total resistance on this bike
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ dickhole
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> thatspretty good then
07:00 <faux> Aaron u butt i am watching ex machina
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> its pretty god eh
07:00 <Serenity> feeling pretty lousy too so not bad at all really
07:00 <Serenity> whats ex machina about
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, its a good effort!
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> robots
07:00 <faux> AI
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> AI
08:00 <faux> Ye
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> sex bot
08:00 <faux> Shoosh
08:00 <faux> Im only 13 mins in
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh… spoiler alert...
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAM
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> jokes
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> not EVEN
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm attempting to come up with an excuse not to go to the gym this evening....
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think heavy flow and wide set vagina is sufficient, right?
10:00 <Serenity> no excuses kate :p
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> *cries*
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i haven't been for 2 days…. 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> AND i think i'm going out tomoz day - and lots of walking is involved…..
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH THE PAIN!
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd… my cat is trying to suffocate herself…. by contorting herself into a small plastic bag
13:00 <Serenity> ive been doing thr bike and treddy every day this week
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's awesome!
14:00 <Serenity> cept yesterday i only did bike cause my face was in agony by the evening and inwas too high om pain meds to walk haha
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:00 <Serenity> better than nothing i guess
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm attempting to come up with an excuse not to go lol
15:00 <Serenity> cake.
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw….  i had a caramel latte today, that was satisfying 
16:00 <milk> hahahaha Hawthorne paid the umpires
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i got some 'raw' cinnamon + cashew + apple bar thingies….
16:00 <milk> are you gonna refund everyone?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> excuse made….. walked to the shops and back+ pulled the child home on scooter 
19:00 <milk> its fraud if you dont
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
20:00 <Serenity> What
20:00 <milk> oh well we quit the league
20:00 <milk> we'll go back to the WAFL
21:00 <Serenity> .
21:00 <milk> .
21:00 <British^Meat> r u currently dehydrated milk?
21:00 <milk> I resign from the WCE
21:00 <milk> mea culpa
22:00 <faux> Stop typing forever
23:00 <Serenity> i slept late and ate breakfast about 11... now i dont know if i should eat lunch anyway or skip it.. skipping seems bad
23:00 <faux> Have a light lunch
23:00 <faux> Dont skip 
23:00 <faux> Cos youll be super hungry by din and wanna eat more
24:00 <Serenity> thats what i thought
24:00 <faux> Make a tuna salad
24:00 <Serenity> i ran out of tuna :( but ive got some left over pumpkin
25:00 <Serenity> mighy make a salad with it
25:00 <faux> yumm
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://www.facebook.com/SoFloAntonio/videos/1034425016598752/ hahahaha winner
25:00 <faux> Csn u blend it and make a dooup
25:00 <faux> Soup
25:00 <faux> Lol
25:00 <Serenity> hahah dooup
25:00 <faux> Lool
25:00 <Serenity> hmm I could but that means i have to clean the food processor.. lazy.. ahaha
26:00 <faux> Oh effort
26:00 <Serenity> clean it afterwards. . its not already dirty. .
26:00 <faux> Lol i know
26:00 <faux> ocd runs in teh irc family
26:00 <Serenity> hahah
26:00 <faux> ;D
27:00 <faux> Blah my knee is realy sore
27:00 <faux> I put dettol on it but not sure i cleaned it properly
28:00 <faux> too scared to touch it again loll
28:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> NOD YOU HEAD
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> http://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/listen-ya-bunch-of-drongos?utm_term=.ovl3EP28P#.biL1pQv2Q lol
33:00 <Serenity> god i love pumpkin
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> that reminds me
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i gotta go check my roast hehe
36:00 <faux> And stay out
36:00 <Serenity> hes so weird
36:00 <Abortion> huh?
36:00 <Doodle> [15:33] <Serenity> god i love pumpkin <- in ur butt
36:00 <Serenity> rude
36:00 <Doodle> :)
36:00 <Serenity> in my FACE
37:00 <Doodle> ur butt mi faec
37:00 <Serenity> you would like that ;)
37:00 <faux> filth
37:00 <Doodle> :P~
37:00 <Doodle> just washed me mums car
37:00 <Doodle> was filthy as
37:00 <faux> eat a vaguba instead
37:00 <Doodle> so was the car
37:00 <faux> lmao
37:00 <faux> Vagina
37:00 <faux> VAGUBA
38:00 <Doodle> fruit vagubes
38:00 <georgeandwell> hi all
38:00 <georgeandwell> i have something to announce
39:00 <gs69azza> congrats
39:00 <gs69azza> you're preggers
39:00 <gs69azza> yay
40:00 <Abortion> how is babby born? how girl get pragent?
40:00 <Doodle> darcy
40:00 <Doodle> usually
40:00 <georgeandwell> im buying a nexus revo 2
41:00 <gs69azza> that's the announcement?
41:00 <gs69azza> or you're calling your child nexus?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
41:00 <gs69azza> nextus
41:00 <Doodle> damn
41:00 <Serenity> seriously tho. pumpkin doesn't get enough credit for being great
41:00 <Abortion> because its not
42:00 <Doodle> sarah
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> pumpkin is awesome!
42:00 <gs69azza> I;m becoming more of my nerd self
42:00 <Doodle> move on from the pumpkin
42:00 <Serenity> no i wont!
42:00 <gs69azza> I saw flash and thinking of updates
42:00 <Doodle> lol
42:00 <georgeandwell> i suggest u guys google it
42:00 <Serenity> its the sweetest thing ive had i  weeks leave me alone
42:00 <gs69azza> georgeandwell I am google
42:00 <Doodle> u havent had me
42:00 <Doodle> ehehe
42:00 <Serenity> ;o
42:00 <google> .com
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like apple puree + yoghurt for something sweet
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> or dark chocolate
43:00 <Serenity> om nom roodle
43:00 <Doodle> racist
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> or…. 800kg of cake
43:00 <thestig> do /me .com
43:00 <Doodle> dome.com
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <Doodle> .org
43:00 <google> you do me
43:00 <google> haha
43:00 <Abortion> #susanalbumparty
43:00 <google> i was a bit slow there
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <Serenity> no way ur like a little brother
44:00 <Doodle> ok back to car cleaning bblzzzz
44:00 <Serenity> oh.. thats not what u mean. soz
44:00 <google> people asking me about this faggot from wollongong who escaped goulburn
44:00 <Doodle> is he ur bf
44:00 <google> no idea who he is
44:00 <Ana_Ng> someone tell snoopy to get over it
44:00 <google> snoopy get over it
44:00 <Serenity> why dont you tell him you rancid dish cloth
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.mamamia.com.au/news/body-integrity-identity-disorder/
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck
45:00 <Clarkson> i havent cum for 100o years
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> wanted to be blind :|
45:00 <Doodle> loool
45:00 <Doodle> k going
46:00 <Abortion> #susanalbumparty
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
46:00 <google> anus
46:00 <Clarkson> not some little piece of tin shit in the ocean
46:00 <Serenity>  i fucking hate mamamia
46:00 <google> over
46:00 <google> and
46:00 <google> play
46:00 <Abortion> susan album party
46:00 <google> haha
47:00 <Abortion> its the point where you fire your publicist
47:00 <faux> Wow
47:00 <faux> Welcome to 2 years ago
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> why would you want to be blind...
47:00 <Abortion> yes its old I know
47:00 <faux> Maybe theyre surrounded by ugly people
48:00 <faux> or jst mentally ill
48:00 <Abortion> because the visions won't go away
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> so just close yo' eye
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> not fuckin' hard
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> does anyone else's child think they're in a death metal band?
50:00 <faux> Not stupid enoughto have children soz
50:00 <faux> :D
50:00 <Abortion> What about if someone is torturing you with awful vision and they're forcing your eyes to stay open
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, when is that gonna happen?
51:00 <Abortion> when you discover the truth
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
51:00 <Serenity> ants fave band is metallica
51:00 <Abortion> oh well
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> my child has no idea who metallica is…. but she is 'singing' some song and sounds like she is in a death metal band
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me
51:00 <Clarkson> you dumb motherfucker
51:00 <faux>  Lmao
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck up
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarky 
52:00 <Abortion> oh oh
52:00 <Clarkson> Just shut up about the poop contaiber
52:00 <faux> Punch her in the throat
52:00 <faux> Accidentally 
52:00 <Abortion> what are the lyrics?
52:00 <Ana_Ng> you messed up as a parent
52:00 <Serenity> fuck off you saggy old troll
52:00 <Abortion> in a violent world, where deception's free, things I can't control, taking over me. Did they try to take my identity, so what the hell, have they done to me?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i AM FLYING ON MY LEAF BOARD
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
53:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mindless Self Indulgence - Stupid Motherfucker.mp3 (3.37MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:40)
54:00 <Serenity> omg this bit of black fluff blew across the floor. i just doed 100000 deaths
54:00 <Doodle> haha hate that
54:00 <Doodle> OMG FUCK oh fluff
54:00 <Doodle> .
54:00 <Serenity> hahah yes
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <Doodle> i should take this car back
55:00 <Doodle> effort
55:00 <Abortion> don't crash!
55:00 <Serenity> i need to wash/polish ruby again
55:00 <Doodle> lol crash
55:00 <Doodle> its a pulsar
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is ruby?
56:00 <Serenity> top speed of 85
56:00 <Doodle> be lucky to hit the speed limit
56:00 <Abortion> worrying
56:00 <Serenity> ruby is my car
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhh
56:00 <Abortion> maybe its got dud brakes?
56:00 <Doodle> its got drums in the rear
56:00 <Abortion> ayup
56:00 <Doodle> they work better than my brembos
56:00 <Abortion> sounds about right
56:00 <faux> I hate the guy in this movie
56:00 <faux> Hes such a dick
56:00 <faux> Him and his fugly beard need to suck a dick
56:00 <Doodle> <- dick
56:00 <Clarkson> Simba we both lost to shit teams, how does it feel?
57:00 <Abortion> maybe your brembos are fake
57:00 <Doodle> lol no theyre oem
57:00 <Abortion> seen the MCM fake brembos?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah he is a cunt aye
57:00 <Abortion> they put "brembos" on the drum brakes
57:00 <faux> Wanna smash his head in
57:00 <Doodle> lol 
57:00 <faux> Lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <Doodle> ricey
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> because he has a beard?
57:00 <faux> I hope the robot suffocates him in his sleep
57:00 <Serenity> faux needs a punching bag haha
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> beards rock!
57:00 <faux> I have one
57:00 <Doodle> me
57:00 <Doodle> punch me
57:00 <Serenity> no they dont yuck
57:00 <faux> Its just not hung
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
57:00 <Doodle> i'm hung
57:00 <Serenity> i want one
57:00 <Doodle> wait
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> a dick or a beard
57:00 <Clarkson> i'm just making this shit up as i go along
58:00 <Doodle> me too clarky
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> both - more bang for buck!
58:00 <georgeandwell> hi
58:00 <Clarkson> all you cunts seem to be obsessed with my sexlife.
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> YUS
58:00 <Abortion> Clarkson has sex now?
58:00 <Clarkson> I'm being a bit of a bitch... as much shit as simba gives me, I still want to fuck his brains out
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> clarky - wanna fuck?
58:00 <Doodle> god
58:00 <Clarkson> i imagine everything Matthew says as being with a huge gay lisp
58:00 <faux> Lmao
58:00 <Doodle> clarky gets more than me
58:00 <Doodle> /wrists
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
58:00 <Clarkson> Now she wants you to measure your penis with it Dugnuts. 
58:00 <google> Serenity do you remember Andrew?
58:00 <google> I forget his Alias
59:00 <faux> clarky dont summon him pls tysm
59:00 <Clarkson> i wish i could just shoot the cunt
59:00 <faux> me too
59:00 <gs69azza> I swear he is gay
59:00 <Doodle> lol mean
59:00 <Serenity> umm last name starts with D?
59:00 <gs69azza> yeah
59:00 <faux> BUTTS
59:00 <Serenity> drew yeah
59:00 <Serenity> hes from perth
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes gay then
59:00 <Clarkson> that cunt was next in line to get fucked up
59:00 <gs69azza> he did a "comp" a few weeks back... thinks he is shredded
59:00 <gs69azza> BUTTS
59:00 <Doodle> ty
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> fanx
59:00 <gs69azza> and what he just posted on my status, really wants to make me remove him
00:00 <Doodle> you do comps too and you look ridiculous
00:00 <gs69azza> like deluser
00:00 <Doodle> so whats your point
00:00 <gs69azza> nah there is a a diff
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <gs69azza> let me get his pic
00:00 <faux> sez can i do that now lol
00:00 <Serenity> lemme see i think he blocked me
00:00 <Doodle> i know who he is
00:00 <faux> gosh bit rude doodle
00:00 <gs69azza> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtl1/v/t1.0-9/10405534_10153225622958237_5569705727875724890_n.jpg?oh=b08406605a719ab17edf432fbd187af7&oe=56931C30
00:00 <Doodle> lol excuse me
01:00 <gs69azza> so I see that and laugh because he just looks like a skinny kids with abs, no muscle mass
01:00 <gs69azza> anyways
01:00 <Serenity> yeah i cant see
01:00 <Serenity> he blocked me
01:00 <faux> What on earth is that
01:00 <faux> He looks like mr burns
01:00 <gs69azza> hahaha
01:00 <faux> :/
01:00 <Serenity> he knocked up an irc chick
01:00 <faux> was it maurice
01:00 <Serenity> and blocked me cause i was frirnds with her
01:00 <faux> def maurice
01:00 <Serenity> friends
01:00 <Doodle> i think gs69azza is the least qualified person in here to comment on somebody elses body
02:00 <faux> why
02:00 <Doodle> have u seen his
02:00 <faux> He has a good body he just does stupid shit to it
02:00 <gs69azza> ummm
02:00 <gs69azza> lol
02:00 <gs69azza> the amount of people I help on say a weekly basis
02:00 <gs69azza> some things I say are harsh
02:00 <faux> i dont think any of us are qualified tbh but we all judge anyway lol
02:00 <gs69azza> but that's about it
02:00 <Doodle> yes i remember you helped that girl once a few years back by telling her to starve
03:00 <Doodle> that was a good one
03:00 <Serenity> show me what he said
03:00 <Serenity> or tell the cunt to unblock me
03:00 <gs69azza> Aaron P-Bol Parrey 3 hrs ·  Lunch options: 1. Go to the pub have a beer and see some titties 2. Go to the gym and smash out some delts  ‪#‎firstworldproblems‬
03:00 <faux> Tell him to sing me 'see my vest"
03:00 <gs69azza> Andrew Devaney Number 2 is a no brainer. DYEL?
04:00 <faux> Whats dyel
04:00 <Serenity> god dyel.. what is this 2011
04:00 <gs69azza> do you even lift
04:00 <Serenity> do you even lift
04:00 <gs69azza> lol
04:00 <faux> Oh
04:00 <faux> Hi couleurs 
04:00 <faux> Ur early
04:00 <couleurs> Hi faux 
04:00 <faux> Welcome to jungle
05:00 <couleurs> I'm pregnent 
05:00 <Serenity> he might even have blocked me cause of the marko thing i dont really know
05:00 <zaim> congratulations bro
05:00 <Serenity> we never had a falling out so i dont know
05:00 <couleurs> j/k in your faces
05:00 <gs69azza> http://emascc.com/downloads/10405534_10153225622958237_5569705727875724890_n.jpg
05:00 <gs69azza> that's his back stage pic
06:00 <faux> Isnt that the one u just linked
06:00 <faux> Mr burns
06:00 <Serenity> he used to be so cute wtf happened
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> why does he look like a holocaust survivor ?
06:00 <faux> lmaooo
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <Serenity> wish i could remember his nick
06:00 <faux> dUmBcUnT
06:00 <gs69azza> same
06:00 <gs69azza> but
06:00 <Serenity> was it something to do with cars
06:00 <gs69azza> like
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ mr burns
06:00 <gs69azza> dafuq
07:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker will remember hes the irc glossary
07:00 <gs69azza> his gyno is worse than mine
09:00 <gs69azza> i just don't get it
09:00 <gs69azza> dyel
10:00 <Serenity> rofl
10:00 <Serenity> its going to kill me if i dont remember his name
11:00 <gs69azza> yeah I can't remember
11:00 <gs69azza> haha
13:00 <faux> Powwww
14:00 <gs69azza> you still watching the movie?
14:00 <gs69azza> pretty epic yeah?
15:00 <TheRon> she watching milo and otis again?
15:00 <faux> Yah im only 38 mins in
15:00 <gs69azza> nah ex machina
16:00 <faux> I keep pausing
16:00 <faux> Will finish later
16:00 <gs69azza> that dude is a lot like me (srs)
16:00 <faux> Which one
16:00 <gs69azza> the smart ass 
16:00 <gs69azza> drunk
16:00 <gs69azza> haha
16:00 <faux> Hate him
16:00 <faux> Hes a dick
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <gs69azza> I like him
16:00 <gs69azza> he is a dick though
16:00 <gs69azza> I can be a dick at times
16:00 <Clarkson> first born breasts
16:00 <Serenity> he was Bam and CKY
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> what did that stand for?
17:00 <Serenity> bam is someones name
17:00 <Serenity> and cky is camp kill yourself its a band and a tv show
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohh
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> looks like that was him aim!
18:00 <Serenity> cky is what jackass was before jackass
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
18:00 <ShadowLurker> i what
18:00 <TheRon> shit?>
19:00 <Serenity> we were trying to remember drews irc name
19:00 <Serenity> but i found it
20:00 <ShadowLurker> ah
20:00 <faux> Why do i remember that nick
20:00 <faux> Idk the person though
21:00 <Serenity> he was around when you first came on
21:00 <Serenity> in all our chans
21:00 <gs69azza> yeah drew was cky
21:00 <gs69azza> and then bam
21:00 <gs69azza> or something
21:00 <gs69azza> haha
21:00 <Serenity> it was bam
21:00 <gs69azza> either way
21:00 <gs69azza> homo
21:00 <Serenity> he owned the chan cky
21:00 <gs69azza> ahhh right
21:00 <Serenity> knocked up heavens hell and pretended it never happened
21:00 <gs69azza> haha the good old emascc days
21:00 <Clarkson> it's tits or gtfo
22:00 <gs69azza> I was talking about rhee to someone last night
22:00 <gs69azza> and I went to look her up on fb
22:00 <gs69azza> gone
22:00 <gs69azza> so legit have no way to contact
23:00 <Serenity> yeah she disabled her fb ages ago
23:00 <Serenity> well the one i have anyway
23:00 <gs69azza> iunno
24:00 <faux> Ive seen her on antons
24:00 <gs69azza> oh I had a convo with a chick how she said her life is crazy and I pretty much gave her the run down of how I don't even know how I still wake up everyday
24:00 <gs69azza> so don't need to know
25:00 <Serenity> my life is so boring and drama free
25:00 <Serenity> i love it
25:00 <gs69azza> i have a mild heart attack every time I hear sirens
26:00 <gs69azza> my mate who was in jail for a bit called me yesterday too
26:00 <gs69azza> saying we need to catch up
27:00 <TheRon> watch out for shanks
28:00 <faux> U r about to receive a phone call from an inmate at mspc ur conversation will be recorded and may be monitored if u do not wish to receive this call hang up now...... go ahead please
28:00 <gs69azza> ha
28:00 <faux> Shuuuuuuuu baby 
28:00 <faux> Everyday for 3 months
28:00 <faux> so annoying
28:00 <Serenity> rofl
29:00 <TheRon> gs69azza: buy the bloke some cigarettes
29:00 <Serenity> ive only ever known one person to go to prison
29:00 <faux> and when he didnt call me inknew someone died
29:00 <faux> Cos they all have to stay locked in for the day
29:00 <gs69azza> nah I know what it's about
29:00 <faux> one dude killed himself and one dude got stabbed
29:00 <faux> Gr8
29:00 <Serenity> oh =/
29:00 <gs69azza> had to pull some strings to make sure he didn't get raped in jail
30:00 <gs69azza> so he wants to thank me
30:00 <Serenity> with a nice slow fist up the arse?
30:00 <gs69azza> but I'm sure he's got some info for me
30:00 <Serenity> oh
30:00 <faux> which jal
30:00 <faux> Jail
30:00 <gs69azza> he was in Silverwater 
31:00 <gs69azza> but then got moved
31:00 <faux> long bay?
31:00 <gs69azza> speaking of silverwater I wonder how mead is going
31:00 <Serenity> my ex came out of jail so skinny
31:00 <gs69azza> simon came out fat
31:00 <gs69azza> nah he was in low sec in bathurst
31:00 <TheRon> dieter brummer from home and away when he went to jail, you could clearly hear the judge pondering "Summer Bay" or "Long Bay"
31:00 <gs69azza> had to go see old mate rob nikolovski
31:00 <faux> I worked like a street away from silverwater  my boss used to be a sexxy there he looks like the rock
32:00 <faux> Seccy*
32:00 <Serenity> my ex is a wog, he didnt get his 24 bowls of pasta a day
32:00 <faux> I wanted to blow him under his desk for my 8 hour shift
32:00 <gs69azza> Chris Warren on my fb was a seccy there
32:00 <gs69azza> Carlos Wray is now
32:00 <Serenity> rofl whole 8 hours om nom nom
32:00 <gs69azza> there is only 1 person I am actually afraid of
32:00 <gs69azza> and that's this Rob bloke
33:00 <faux> Is it me
33:00 <gs69azza> nah
33:00 <faux> its me isnt it
33:00 <Serenity> robstina
33:00 <faux> Lolllll acrually says no like i was serious 
33:00 <gs69azza> I shit stir him all the time and people freak out
34:00 <gs69azza> last time I saw him and had a coffee we walked into this cafe and he's like what do you want, and I said I'll get it, then he was getting pissed and said he'll get it and I was like "what are you gonna do?"\
34:00 <gs69azza> this was the last time I saw him in the news 
34:00 <gs69azza> http://www.illawarramercury.com.au/story/2570453/darko-murder-case-900000-bail-for-robert-nikolovski/
34:00 <gs69azza> 900k bail
35:00 <faux> Cbd readinf all thay
35:00 <faux> What happened
36:00 <gs69azza> basically not saying he did or didn't but that's 1 of 2 murders they've tried to pin on him
36:00 <gs69azza> underbelly: wollongong
36:00 <gs69azza> haha
37:00 <gs69azza> I'm so bored
37:00 <Serenity> me too i might nap
38:00 <Serenity> my legs are killing me
38:00 <gs69azza> I need to do legws
38:00 <gs69azza> I'm going back to smashing them 3x a week
38:00 <gs69azza> good bye nervous system
40:00 <Serenity> i just want it to be check in day i wanna see if ive lost this week
40:00 <faux> I havent lost anything in a few monthssssss
40:00 <faux> :'(
41:00 <gs69azza> I had another guy from a diff company we work with ask me today why has he put on 1kg int he last 10 days
41:00 <faux> hesitantlt showed aaron a pic from training lol
41:00 <gs69azza> he's been dieting and taking some supp I've never even heard of and gained 1kg
41:00 <faux> Was waiting for U FAT CUNT 
41:00 <gs69azza> and I'm impressed
41:00 <gs69azza> you look good
41:00 <gs69azza> (y)
41:00 <faux> thcq
41:00 <faux> Tgx
41:00 <gs69azza> thx
41:00 <faux> Ye
41:00 <faux> That
41:00 <Serenity> show me slut face
41:00 <faux> k
42:00 <faux> im scared
42:00 <faux> Lol
42:00 <gs69azza> send it this way for preapproval again
42:00 <gs69azza> haha
42:00 <Serenity> dude im two of you. ffs
43:00 <faux> No ur not
43:00 <faux> Shut up
43:00 <faux> Idk why i just sent itnon snap
43:00 <faux> Instead pf whatsapp
43:00 <faux> :/
43:00 <Serenity> omg dude you look amazing
44:00 <faux> Check ur snapchat
44:00 <faux> oh
44:00 <faux> Ty
44:00 <Serenity> dat butt doe
44:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <Serenity> swap plz
44:00 <faux> K
44:00 <faux> Take it its obese
44:00 <Serenity> my bum is the most ridic part of my body
44:00 <faux> y 4
44:00 <gs69azza> see
44:00 <Serenity> its so fucking flat compared to the rest of me
44:00 <gs69azza> I said the same thing
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> drop down menu
45:00 <faux> lol  my friend was like thwt when she was a bit bigger
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> ass
45:00 <Serenity> you really do look great well done
45:00 <gs69azza> ^
45:00 <faux> Then sheblost wegight and now has an ass
45:00 <gs69azza> see
45:00 <Clarkson> that shit still happens now
45:00 <faux> Thanks
45:00 <gs69azza> assassass
45:00 <faux> lol
45:00 <faux> Shut up
45:00 <gs69azza> tis my fave
45:00 <gs69azza> so no
45:00 <faux> im still not confident 
45:00 <gs69azza> i dunno why
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/93/05/a7/9305a70dea652dd65320dc04208b1428.jpg
46:00 <Serenity> i hope once i slim down a bit i get some bum shape
46:00 <Doodle> omg show me ur bums
46:00 <faux> Ive never reallt been confident even when i was thinner... ive had people always put me down about my weight
46:00 <Serenity> thats me irl
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too!
46:00 <Serenity> inverted butt
46:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
46:00 <gs69azza> weight is just a number on a scale
46:00 <gs69azza> I have no glutes
46:00 <faux> Even when i was thin and fit and playing netball etc mt family always gave me shit
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> seriously
46:00 <Serenity> that sucks :(
46:00 <Doodle> me 2
46:00 <faux> Thats why i have 0 confidence
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts1
47:00 <Serenity> your legs are to die for. im hell jealous
47:00 <faux> Theyre so judgmental
47:00 <faux> stoppp
47:00 <faux> Thanks
47:00 <TheRon> i got the beer and the snags all ready for tomorrow
47:00 <Doodle> i'll swap you a pic of my legs for a pic of yours faux
47:00 <faux> lol
47:00 <Doodle> :D
47:00 <Serenity> hahah
47:00 <TheRon> and then again for sunday
47:00 <faux> ill show u on whatsapp 
47:00 <gs69azza> oh I got a dexa scan that said I was 5% body fat
47:00 <Doodle> woooo
47:00 <Serenity> fuckimg snapchat i cant look at the pic again rofl
47:00 <gs69azza> and my mum still said I was a fat cunt
47:00 <Clarkson> the thing is, if you use shit like corn etc, you'll end up with more wood alcohol
47:00 <gs69azza> yeah that was my issue too Serenity 
48:00 <Serenity> haha
48:00 <TheRon> CARN THE EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!
48:00 <TheRon> broncos ftw on sunday
49:00 <faux> Lolll
49:00 <faux> Perverts
49:00 <Serenity> i am haha
49:00 <gs69azza> same
50:00 <gs69azza> we all know that
50:00 <TheRon> public holiday in victoria today
50:00 <gs69azza> yep thank fuck
50:00 <gs69azza> today has been dead
50:00 <Serenity> is riding just a cardio thing? 
50:00 <TheRon> just another reason why victoria is best
50:00 <gs69azza> public holiday for us on monday
50:00 <Doodle> man i have jizz in my whatsapp
50:00 <gs69azza> what do you mean a cardio thing?
50:00 <Serenity> no shit doodle
50:00 <Clarkson> 11 grand is romeo being dick head
50:00 <Doodle> hnggg
50:00 <gs69azza> yes, it's cardio
50:00 <gs69azza> however you do feel it in your legs
50:00 <gs69azza> if that's what you mean
50:00 <Serenity> lioe does it work on any muscles as well
50:00 <gs69azza> I wouldn't call it a leg workout though
51:00 <gs69azza> just like the stepper
51:00 <gs69azza> it kills your glutes but it's not a booty workout
51:00 <gs69azza> it's cardio
51:00 <Serenity> yeah thats what i thougjt
51:00 <Serenity> Thought
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> squats for butt
51:00 <TheRon> doodle, going to someone's place to not watch the footy tomorrow?
51:00 <Doodle> i'd squat for kate's butt
51:00 <Serenity> squats can kiss my ass
51:00 <faux> My eye is leaking
51:00 <Doodle> neg TheRon
52:00 <gs69azza> dead lifts according to all the girls
52:00 <faux> squats are so annoying
52:00 <Doodle> i h8 them too
52:00 <faux> i hate exercising in general lmao
52:00 <Doodle> but shit eh
52:00 <Doodle> same
52:00 <gs69azza> I watch Asher Priors booty workouts
52:00 <Doodle> lol
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle, you do em for me
52:00 <faux> Idk how people get psyched for it
52:00 <gs69azza> they look like hell
52:00 <Doodle> ok
52:00 <Doodle> wait
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> we can arrange something
52:00 <gs69azza> but he glutes are fucking amazing
52:00 <Doodle> ye
52:00 <Doodle> :P~
52:00 <gs69azza> her*
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <Serenity> i hate every minute of it
52:00 <faux> same
52:00 <faux> I find it weird when peope are like
52:00 <faux> Omgggg missed the gtm today :'9
52:00 <faux> Im like um
52:00 <faux> Yayyy
52:00 <faux> Lolll
52:00 <Doodle> we should all exercise together and just complain the whole time
52:00 <Serenity> haha
53:00 <Serenity> id just stare at fauxes butt
53:00 <Serenity> to be fair
53:00 <faux> lolll
53:00 <Doodle> same :/
53:00 <faux> Stop 
53:00 <faux> Sont make me regret showing u
53:00 <Doodle> her butt makes my jocks shrink
53:00 <Serenity> i will if you send it on whatsapp
53:00 <faux> Lollll
53:00 <Serenity> loool
53:00 <gs69azza> https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/e15/11327974_1621355838111856_1020764529_n.jpg
53:00 <Serenity> im the worst soz
54:00 <faux> K maybs later if im feeling generous
54:00 <TheRon> bryan adams is gonna be aesome tomorrow
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
54:00 <gs69azza> her booty workouts are insane
54:00 <gs69azza> but she is a pro
54:00 <gs69azza> so yeah
54:00 <faux> Her arms freak me out
54:00 <Serenity> me too
54:00 <gs69azza> just look at da booty
54:00 <Serenity> I still like women to look soft
54:00 <gs69azza> I tell her I love her everytime I see her
54:00 <faux> But her butt connects to her thighs
54:00 <Doodle> mine does too
54:00 <faux> Theres no distinction
54:00 <gs69azza> yeah probs a bad pic
54:00 <Doodle> everyones does
54:00 <faux> Im confused
54:00 <Doodle> oh
55:00 <faux> Shut up
55:00 <faux> Lol
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> just do dance hall moves 
55:00 <Doodle> de butt bone connected 2 de thigh bone
55:00 <TheRon> dance hall days?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjyASIaG9lM
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How to booty shake TUTORIAL Views: 518,169 Uploader: MuerteHugoChavez Uploaded: Mar 30, 2013 Duration: 2m32s Rating: 4.05
55:00 <Serenity> the thigh bone connected to the ear bone
55:00 <gs69azza> https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xta1/t51.2885-15/e15/10683778_1117972321565273_1337297170_n.jpg
55:00 <Doodle> i already know how to booty shake
55:00 <Doodle> just got for a drive
55:00 <Doodle> -t
55:00 <Doodle> jiggle jiggle
56:00 <faux> Shes too masculine for me
56:00 <Serenity> same
56:00 <faux> Nice butt
56:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-xpJRwIA-Q
56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Wang Chung - Dance Hall Days Views: 4,309,016 Uploader: WangChungVEVO Uploaded: Oct 7, 2009 Duration: 3m59s Rating: 4.88
56:00 <gs69azza> I just want her glutes
56:00 <faux> my eye is seriousky just leaking
56:00 <gs69azza> I'm pretty sure I told her that at the last comp
56:00 <faux> Like stinging and dripping water
56:00 <faux> :/
56:00 <gs69azza> I was the only 1 drinking and was fucked from the night before
56:00 <gs69azza> pretty sure she's disgusted in me
57:00 <gs69azza> why is it stinging?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> so why do it?
57:00 <faux> No idea
57:00 <MrMark> booo
57:00 <faux> Its just burning and like a litre has leaked out
57:00 <Doodle> faux knocked back my proposal
57:00 <TheRon> MrMark: dance hall days
57:00 <Doodle> devo
57:00 <MrMark> oooer
57:00 <faux> Cos u asked to marry my butt
57:00 <faux> Jerk
57:00 <Doodle> well
58:00 <Doodle> its partial commitment
58:00 <Serenity> lolll
58:00 <gs69azza> LOL
58:00 <MrMark> its friday!!!!!party time!!!!!
58:00 <TheRon> MrMark: grand final eve
58:00 <gs69azza> I'm at work by myselg
59:00 <gs69azza> errybody has gone home
59:00 <gs69azza> no work till tuesday
59:00 <Doodle> i'm smoking weed
59:00 <gs69azza> ah huh
59:00 <MrMark> oooer
59:00 <Doodle> and drinking cordy
59:00 <gs69azza> 1 of her booty workouts
59:00 <gs69azza> ink361.com/app/users/ig-279808090/lllaureenn/photos/ig-1034694223270530979_279808090
59:00 <gs69azza> that was a fail
59:00 <gs69azza> http://ink361.com/app/users/ig-279808090/lllaureenn/photos/ig-1034694223270530979_279808090
01:00 <TheRon> SAFTEY DANCE!!
01:00 <Serenity> Is it red cordy
02:00 <MrMark> bee gees time
02:00 <faux> Someone fix my eye pls ill give u a dollar
03:00 <faux> Ashhhh
03:00 <TheRon> faux, salt water
03:00 <faux> I watched big hero 6 this morning
03:00 <faux> Sososososoo good i loved it
03:00 <faux> Such a cute movie 
04:00 <gs69azza> yeah a sodium chloride solution is usually good to flush it out
04:00 <gs69azza> it sounds irritated
04:00 <gs69azza> 0.09% sodium chloride
04:00 <gs69azza> I have some in my bag
04:00 <gs69azza> I'll just swing by on my way home
04:00 <gs69azza> joke
04:00 <gs69azza> I do have some in my bag though
05:00 <gs69azza> adding in tren has made me not hungry at all
05:00 <gs69azza> I ate a block of chocolate and my breakfast today
05:00 <gs69azza> that;'s all :/
06:00 <faux> Lol
06:00 <TheRon> woo hoo toto
06:00 <Serenity> ive been using a nasal spray for my hay fever
06:00 <Serenity> i feel so good
08:00 <gs69azza> does it have ummm
08:00 <gs69azza> what's it called in it
08:00 <gs69azza> oxymetazoline
08:00 <gs69azza> that one
08:00 <Doodle> but now you get erections all the time sezz?
09:00 <gs69azza> fun fact, you can take mt2 via the nasal and as a side effect get random errections
09:00 <Doodle> but
09:00 <Doodle> i get them anyway
09:00 <gs69azza> win/win
09:00 <Doodle> true
09:00 <gs69azza> welcome to my world
09:00 <gs69azza> hormones are in a healthy balance
10:00 <gs69azza> it's essentially the conversion of test to e2 that will cause the errections
10:00 <TheRon> i'm not sure they're random
10:00 <gs69azza> along with blood flow etc
10:00 <MrMark> its 80s time TheRon!!!
10:00 <TheRon> toto - rosanna
11:00 <Serenity> random moisty
11:00 <faux> Pox
11:00 <faux> Pix
11:00 <gs69azza> nah mt2 for you just makes your libido sky high
11:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <gs69azza> as far as I am aware
11:00 <Doodle> pix and hygrometer readins of moisty pls sezz
11:00 <Doodle> *readings
11:00 <faux> lol
11:00 <Serenity> hahahah
11:00 <gs69azza> mt2 is melanotan II
11:00 <Serenity> grot
11:00 <gs69azza> so you'll get a tan
11:00 <gs69azza> lol
12:00 <Doodle> an orange one?
12:00 <faux> im half tan atm
12:00 <faux> I fell asleep on my side in the sun yesterday
12:00 <Doodle> i'm tanned all year round
12:00 <faux> I look weirdly biracial 
12:00 <gs69azza> nah it's the injection for tanning, it increases melanin in your skin
12:00 <gs69azza> pix
12:00 <Serenity> i bet you go hell brown in the sun
12:00 <faux> increase ur butt pix 
12:00 <TheRon> i'm the whitest white guy ever
12:00 <faux> I do im leb
12:00 <gs69azza> deal
12:00 <Doodle> me too mine is a hair tan
12:00 <gs69azza> want one meow
12:00 <Serenity> hahah
12:00 <gs69azza> i'll do it at my desk
13:00 <faux> But im fair as fuck when i dont tan
13:00 <gs69azza> idgaf
13:00 <faux> Do it
13:00 <faux> Kgo
13:00 <gs69azza> haha ok
13:00 <Doodle> photocopy it
13:00 <faux> Woohoo two in one day
13:00 <faux> Winning
13:00 <Doodle> thats what empty offices are for
13:00 <Serenity> lol
13:00 <faux> He sent me the hottest butt pic the other morning 
13:00 <faux> I was like what on earth
13:00 <faux> is dis uluru
13:00 <Serenity> rofl
13:00 <TheRon> the cheekiest hint of plumbers crack?
14:00 <gs69azza> the laying down one?
14:00 <gs69azza> i was bored
14:00 <faux> Yes
14:00 <gs69azza> did you seed pix
14:00 <faux> The one u just sent was hng
14:00 <gs69azza> haha
14:00 <Serenity> I'm jealous of all the butt sharing
14:00 <gs69azza> see idgaf
14:00 <faux> LOL
14:00 <TheRon> ever seen lawn bowlers crack?
14:00 <faux> i have like 500 screenshotsof aaron butt
14:00 <TheRon> that's me every saturday
14:00 <faux> Thatd why his nickname is butts
14:00 <MrMark> lawn bowlers on crack
14:00 <gs69azza> TheRon I dont wear underwear, so like my pants fall down all the time
15:00 <gs69azza> crack erryday
15:00 <gs69azza> BUTTS
16:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCjMZMxNr-0
16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Duran Duran - Girls On Film Views: 1,453,922 Uploader: DuranDuranVEVO Uploaded: Nov 17, 2010 Duration: 3m25s Rating: 4.84
16:00 <TheRon> best clip ever
16:00 <faux> 4 Doodle
16:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/rXmfFw1
16:00 <Doodle> 4 faux
16:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/p235x350/12027506_10156105991980475_2083114653198712730_n.jpg?oh=0f98c1fb1488d2ffc44247f5f6747864&oe=56A75DD4&__gda__=1452575531_9f021f685da06a2f03667ed417bc9234
17:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/12079078_10154022031881531_4890279791142062593_n.jpg?oh=a0ba2853f568ff594d2750a5a4a65f02&oe=56872E36&__gda__=1453833320_27780c2e5c21f03bd3b858bfc6a93321
17:00 <faux> Lolol
17:00 <faux> Fuck im so hot
17:00 <Doodle> ye
17:00 <faux> need winter backcpls
17:00 <gs69azza> it's ridiculous
17:00 <TheRon> doodle is this implying the dragons work rest but just can't play?
17:00 <gs69azza> I was gonna put on a singlet
17:00 <Doodle> maybe
17:00 <faux> R u boiling too
17:00 <Serenity> you are. send me your pic again so i can make sure i remember right
17:00 <Doodle> i dunno
18:00 <faux> Im acrually dying
18:00 <faux> lolll sez go away u perv
18:00 <Serenity> bahaha
18:00 <gs69azza> lol
18:00 <faux> Sent
18:00 <faux> :')
18:00 <Serenity> its pretty cool.here today
18:00 <faux> lucky
18:00 <Serenity> was 33 yesty
18:00 <Doodle> its 24 here
19:00 <faux> Tomorrow til wednesday is 31 34 33 33 30
19:00 <TheRon> doodle whats your favourite part of the girls on film clip, mines the two chicks pillow fighting 
19:00 <faux> Vxk
19:00 <faux> Noxjxson
19:00 <Doodle> the tits
19:00 <faux> :'(
19:00 <Serenity> lol i love the smilies on ur head
19:00 <TheRon> that too
19:00 <gs69azza> what about sunday
19:00 <gs69azza> I'm having a bbq at mine
19:00 <gs69azza> so liek
19:00 <gs69azza> needs to be cool
19:00 <gs69azza> wait
19:00 <gs69azza> I read it
19:00 <gs69azza> 34
19:00 <gs69azza> what
19:00 <gs69azza> fuck my ass
20:00 <gs69azza> some cunts gonna cook themselves
20:00 <Doodle> sum dum cunt
20:00 <Clarkson> they get to go through life not knowing shit
21:00 <TheRon> meeting you, with a view to a kill........
21:00 <gs69azza> exactly
21:00 <gs69azza> although I was pretty cooked last weekend
21:00 <TheRon> bbq?
22:00 <Serenity> Apparently its 28
22:00 <Serenity> feels colder
22:00 <faux> Meelies u jeggings lover
22:00 <Doodle> jegnz m8
23:00 <Doodle> brb feasin me jegnz
23:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band - Her Strut.mp3 (7.52MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:13)
25:00 <gs69azza> ok I'm gonna give myself a nice little early mark
25:00 <gs69azza> lets see when the next train is
30:00 <amelia> my friend wanna go CLuBBiNG tonight
30:00 <amelia> I'm too old for this shit
30:00 <Clarkson> red bull is crap
30:00 <faux> Gross
30:00 <TheRon> remember to ask for no ice
30:00 <amelia> no ice
30:00 <MrMark> red bull and vodka
30:00 <amelia> as in the drug?
31:00 <gs69azza> lol
31:00 <TheRon> i was going for the pun yes
31:00 <gs69azza> i haven't been clubbing in so long
31:00 <amelia> she likes dirty shitty places too
31:00 <amelia> i think cos she picks up there
31:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <TheRon> some of the best pubs are absolute dives
31:00 <MrMark> the dirty bars r the best ones
31:00 <amelia> no this place is a ferral mess
31:00 <gs69azza> where is it?
32:00 <amelia> its where i punched a guy for thr first time in my life
32:00 <gs69azza> LOL
32:00 <Doodle> in the ring?
32:00 <amelia> ahaahhaha
32:00 <TheRon> amelia, wandering hands?
32:00 <amelia> yes after no less than 7 times telling him to fuck off
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <gs69azza> I wanted to go to home nightclub tonight
32:00 <Doodle> amelia wanna make out?
32:00 <gs69azza> and then subculture sunday
32:00 <amelia> some how he decided the best way to proceed was to pick me up off the floor
32:00 <gs69azza> however my bleeding nose is saying otherwise
33:00 <amelia> and drop me
33:00 <Doodle> :/
33:00 <TheRon> doodle, i'll fight you for her
33:00 <Doodle> i just want her to hit me
33:00 <amelia> hahahahaha
33:00 <amelia> i will punch you
33:00 <amelia> no charge
33:00 <Doodle> oer
33:00 <Serenity> I couldn't think of anything worse than clubbing
33:00 <Doodle> ty
33:00 <faux> Asron
33:00 <faux> Aaron
33:00 <gs69azza> Christina
33:00 <faux> Do we change the clocks this weekebd
33:00 <gs69azza> yes
33:00 <gs69azza> sunday
33:00 <faux> k thx
33:00 <TheRon> i don't
34:00 <TheRon> my clocks just stay the same
34:00 <amelia> yah especially in Perth Serenity
34:00 <Serenity> yeah lol
34:00 <Serenity> yuck
34:00 <Doodle> perf m8
34:00 <Doodle> clubn in perf
34:00 <Sunbeam> morning all :)
34:00 <amelia> at that club at casino
34:00 <Doodle> seedy
34:00 <amelia> wots it called these days
34:00 <amelia> Eve?
34:00 <Serenity> gross at crown? 
34:00 <Doodle> hai Sunbeam o/
34:00 <gs69azza> so you guys are saying when I go to perth for training... not to go out to the casino?
34:00 <amelia> some guu jus grabs my nani as i walked past him
34:00 <Sunbeam> hiya Doodle :)
34:00 <MrMark> does Perth have a nightlife?
34:00 <Doodle> lol nani
34:00 <amelia> full on grab and sqeeze
34:00 <Serenity> fucked if i know its name changes every 3 months
34:00 <Doodle> toot
35:00 <Serenity> the casino is fine
35:00 <Serenity> the clubs are pox
35:00 <amelia> werd
35:00 <gs69azza> it's ok, I've got some contacts out there I'll probably end up at some clubhouse lol
35:00 <TheRon> i used to play slaps when i went clubbing
35:00 <gs69azza> as long as I'm fine to work
35:00 <Doodle> nobody ever grabs anything of mine as i walk past
35:00 <TheRon> i'd hit on a girl, they'd slap me
35:00 <Doodle> whats ur secret
35:00 <gs69azza> Doodle: get big arms
35:00 <gs69azza> girls cling to you
35:00 <gs69azza> srs
35:00 <Doodle> i have arms
36:00 <amelia> yah
36:00 <gs69azza> then I dont see the issue
36:00 <amelia> i admit
36:00 <amelia> a boy with big arms is nice
36:00 <gs69azza> ^
36:00 <amelia> but sif cling
36:00 <gs69azza> it was my secret when I was out
36:00 <Doodle> sezz has seen my arms
36:00 <amelia> let the boy do the chasin
36:00 <TheRon> MrMark: marc cohn - walking in memphis
36:00 <amelia> dont care how big yo arms are
36:00 <gs69azza> lol]
36:00 <Serenity> i have
36:00 <gs69azza> last time I went clubbing some chick tried to hit on me infront of my missus
37:00 <gs69azza> the next day I said to the missus she was easily replaceable
37:00 <gs69azza> haven't been out since
37:00 <Serenity> .
37:00 <Serenity> derp
37:00 <amelia> you tols your girl she is easily replaceable
37:00 <Doodle> lol thx for the backup sezz
37:00 <TheRon> gs69azza: if your missus starts a fight with a chick, do you stop them or just let them go?
37:00 <amelia> why is she still wif you
37:00 <gs69azza> she was apologizing for being weird about it
37:00 <amelia> girls are fuckin assholes
37:00 <gs69azza> I just said "it's ok babe, just remember you're that easily replaced"
37:00 <gs69azza> meanwhile I was high 5ing myself think I was hilarious
37:00 <amelia> hitting on guys in front of their girl
38:00 <Doodle> a chick tried to pick me up when i was standing next to my gf like 20 yrs ago
38:00 <Serenity> thats when i told you youre a fuck head
38:00 <amelia> tacky whores
38:00 <gs69azza> i pointed to my gf and said "that's my girlfriend"
38:00 <Doodle> and i told her and she wanted to bang her too
38:00 <gs69azza> yeah
38:00 <Doodle> good times
38:00 <gs69azza> so I haven't been out since then
38:00 <amelia> haha
38:00 <gs69azza> unless it's to home nightclub in darling harbour for a trance event
38:00 <amelia> i wouldn't be worried bout the bf goin for it
38:00 <amelia> I'd be annoyed at the girl tryin
38:00 <gs69azza> honestly the amount of shit i get sent on dm on instagram and shit
39:00 <amelia> if the guu goes for it he can fuck right off
39:00 <gs69azza> i'm yet to have done anything
39:00 <gs69azza> so it's fine
39:00 <gs69azza> <3 my gf
39:00 <Doodle> cheaters r gay
39:00 <Clarkson> hey suq, heres an idea, how about when you say you are going to leave this network actually fucking LEAVE, don't rage for 3 days under various proxys then come back and act like nothing happened
39:00 <amelia> werd
39:00 <gs69azza> I even turned down fucking sam rosee
39:00 <Doodle> and not in a good way
39:00 <gs69azza> A FUCKING PORN STAR
39:00 <gs69azza> i turned down a threesome with a porn star
39:00 <Doodle> lol
39:00 <Clarkson> my cousin adombo was a goat fucker
39:00 <gs69azza> what a faggot I am
40:00 <Doodle> a 256some with a porn star
40:00 <Clarkson> i would love to suck britteny spears penis
40:00 <gs69azza> ...
40:00 <amelia> i jus googled her
40:00 <TheRon> she invite you up for coffee??
40:00 <gs69azza> I was being serious
40:00 <amelia> she is nothin spesh
40:00 <amelia> issit jus the porn star title that makes her wanted
40:00 <gs69azza> I even sent screenshots to Serenity and faux 
40:00 <Doodle> not like the slats at amelia's place
40:00 <amelia> she puts out therefore she is hot?
40:00 <gs69azza> nah
40:00 <amelia> damn straing Wang Bang
40:00 <gs69azza> she's just a mad whore
40:00 <Doodle> lol
40:00 <gs69azza> should have seen what she was saying
40:00 <Doodle> straing
40:00 <gs69azza> doing coke off my cock and shit
41:00 <Abortion> lol
41:00 <Doodle> gross
41:00 <amelia> jeezus
41:00 <Abortion> coke
41:00 <gs69azza> yeah
41:00 <Doodle> she sounds revolting dude
41:00 <gs69azza> mad whore
41:00 <Clarkson> do some art or something cunt
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <amelia> pick up a nice STD from that sluzza
41:00 <gs69azza> my mates hate me becasue every time we go out, I have to turn down something
41:00 <Abortion> You don't have to do the coke as well
41:00 <amelia> are you good looking or jus cocky
41:00 <Abortion> ah yeah, STDs
41:00 <Abortion> thats a good call
41:00 <TheRon> do you dip the cock in a glass of coke and she licks it off??
41:00 <gs69azza> this past week a mate has banged 3 girls I've palmed off to him
41:00 <gs69azza> I dunno I wouldn't waste coke like that
42:00 <Doodle> do they have room for ur ego in the cloakroom
42:00 <gs69azza> neg
42:00 <faux> cloakroom lol
42:00 <faux> LOL
42:00 <amelia> ahahahahhaha doodZ
42:00 <Doodle> wut
42:00 <Abortion> Is that a joke about the closet?
42:00 <Doodle> ITS A FUCKEN CLOAKROOM FAUX
42:00 <Serenity> lolll
42:00 <faux> Lmaoooooo
42:00 <amelia> pic of gs69azza
42:00 <Doodle> h8 uz
43:00 <Doodle> going bblz
43:00 <faux> bai
43:00 <amelia> bai Wang Bang
43:00 <gs69azza> lol
43:00 <gs69azza> amelia you being legit?
43:00 <amelia> yeah
43:00 <Serenity> shes a pic whote
43:00 <Serenity> whore too
43:00 <amelia> yah i like seeing ppls pics
44:00 <amelia> but Serenity wont give hers up
44:00 <TheRon> why is whore such a negative term?
44:00 <Serenity> nope
44:00 <amelia> do you think i would share it or sumfin
44:00 <Serenity> prob
44:00 <amelia> i wouldn't
44:00 <amelia> but fair call
44:00 <gs69azza> https://igcdn-photos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t51.2885-15/e35/10632431_1607273426213758_307600965_n.jpg
45:00 <amelia> do you ever wash your hands
45:00 <gs69azza> all the time
45:00 <amelia> the bottle is completely full
45:00 <gs69azza> I'm paranoid about germs
45:00 <gs69azza> oh that's the gym
46:00 <amelia> GYM SeLFieS
46:00 <amelia> issit not awkward if someone walks in and you got your shirt up like that n shit ahaha
46:00 <gs69azza> well no
46:00 <gs69azza> I was the manager of that gym
47:00 <amelia> fairy nuff
47:00 <gs69azza> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10313167_10206458355965080_3757864443574536555_n.jpg?oh=a8392092f23426e885570ce890224d4c&oe=5698F34F&__gda__=1453331106_0cde047627ec401975d4418ad0349e41
47:00 <gs69azza> I walked around like that every now and then
48:00 <Serenity> lol poof
48:00 <gs69azza> I had to get my photos taken every friday
48:00 <gs69azza> and weigh in
48:00 <gs69azza> had to make weekly changes to my diet
48:00 <amelia> haha and i thought buying jeans for me was difficult
48:00 <gs69azza> yeah I don't have jeans
49:00 <gs69azza> I wear these 1 pair of pants I have atm 
49:00 <gs69azza> that's about it
49:00 <gs69azza> otherwise it's just training shorts
49:00 <amelia> fairy nuff
49:00 <Serenity> you should wear jeggings
50:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
50:00 <amelia> floral ones
50:00 <gs69azza> I'll do it
50:00 <gs69azza> i remember a few years back for the santa pub crawl I work red tights from supre
50:00 <amelia> fuckin supre
50:00 <amelia> you're one of them supre girls ay
51:00 <TheRon> and now you can't take them off??
51:00 <Serenity> my 10 year old wears supre lol
51:00 <amelia> jeezus
51:00 <gs69azza> nah it's the only place I knew that had red tights
51:00 <gs69azza> last year for the pub crawl and a bit of promo work I did, I work a morph suit
52:00 <gs69azza> such a way better attire
52:00 <Serenity> shes about 5ft and like 28 kilos and therr was actually a dress there that was too SMALL for her
52:00 <amelia> i cant believe red tights are even made
52:00 <amelia> 28kgs wotdahexagon
52:00 <gs69azza> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/v/t1.0-9/1907343_1566578746910872_6565956255859506854_n.jpg?oh=2b3405e12befb7b95b928df8d8aa1a1b&oe=56A10B7B 
52:00 <amelia> is that how much 10 yr olds weigh
52:00 <gs69azza> that was last years promo work
52:00 <Serenity> shes average weight so I guess so
52:00 <amelia> on the end gs69azza
53:00 <gs69azza> yep
53:00 <gs69azza> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10675570_10205050627012736_3006679339753658270_n.jpg?oh=d0c378be8b8f4fd095ad9fcee3a2fc34&oe=56848C20 
53:00 <gs69azza> thgats probs a better pic
53:00 <amelia> ahah
53:00 <amelia> elfy
54:00 <gs69azza> trying to find 2012's santa pub crawl
55:00 <gs69azza> must be on instagram
55:00 <amelia> ic
56:00 <gs69azza> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/313692_4822155999176_246802663_n.jpg?oh=a403b4d3528965938e0d55782d6c8caf&oe=569B96CD
56:00 <gs69azza> red tights from supre
56:00 <amelia> where the camel toes at
56:00 <gs69azza> haha fuck I remember I was the biggest cunt that night
56:00 <gs69azza> I was in my single stage
57:00 <Serenity> id poke that one in the middle
57:00 <gs69azza> Merrick
57:00 <faux> Ew
57:00 <faux> His tooth
57:00 <gs69azza> he's a good bloke
57:00 <faux> What is it
57:00 <gs69azza> he has picked up some decent chicks too
57:00 <faux> im terrified
57:00 <gs69azza> this santa pub crawl I legit was in the middle of a convo with this chick
57:00 <amelia> leave his teefies alone
57:00 <gs69azza> I had been banging her friend for like a month before it
57:00 <amelia> i like when people have like weird shit like that
58:00 <gs69azza> and she was asking me how things were going and I was like yeah pretty serious
58:00 <amelia> like jewel and her fuckin weird tooth
58:00 <amelia> is cute
58:00 <faux> WHY IS THERE ONE TOOTH IN THE MIDDLE JUST POKING OUT LIKE HES FROM THE HILLS HAVE EYES
58:00 <gs69azza> then mid convo this chick wantyed a photo with me and I ended up hooking up with her
58:00 <Serenity> lollll
58:00 <gs69azza> then I took her home
58:00 <amelia> why did she want a photo
58:00 <amelia> the thirst is real
58:00 <gs69azza> I can't even remember 
58:00 <gs69azza> I was too fucked up as it was
58:00 <gs69azza> but yeah never heard from the other chick
59:00 <gs69azza> maybe I should fb stalk see how she is these days
59:00 <amelia> you got a mrs
59:00 <amelia> you dodgy fuck
59:00 <Clarkson> fuck working out fuck the sun
59:00 <gs69azza> woah
59:00 <gs69azza> she's engaged
59:00 <gs69azza> wait
59:00 <gs69azza> married
59:00 <gs69azza> hahaha
59:00 <gs69azza> fuck
59:00 <amelia> haha
59:00 <Clarkson> i happy as fuck
00:00 <amelia> one on left has muffin tops
00:00 <gs69azza> yeah kallem
00:00 <gs69azza> he got engaged 2 weeks ago actually
00:00 <gs69azza> and now I become to realise how everyone I grew up with is actually living life
00:00 <amelia> haha
01:00 <gs69azza> and here I am some dropkick with a record who has a substance problem and body image issues with a kid out there somewhere who is probably going to grow up hating me
01:00 <gs69azza> annnd on that note
01:00 <faux> hey i just met u n dis is crazy so heres me number kallem baby
01:00 <faux> Maybe.
01:00 <amelia> you sound like a catch
01:00 <Serenity> can i take a moment to just say that i told you this would happen 4 years ago aaron
01:00 <Serenity> please let me say i told u so
01:00 <faux> lol sez and her i told u so's
01:00 <faux> Lollllll
01:00 <Serenity> i love being rigjt
01:00 <Serenity> right..
01:00 <gs69azza> after this weekend I'm cutting myself off drugs
02:00 <faux> i know!!!
02:00 <faux> Omg
02:00 <faux> U said thst before A&B 
02:00 <amelia> how many times you said that before
02:00 <faux> U lting butt head
02:00 <amelia> hahaha
02:00 <TheRon> no more rick james?
02:00 <gs69azza> I was going to A&B sober
02:00 <Serenity> loads
02:00 <gs69azza> nek minnit I get home 1am monday
02:00 <amelia> of you cut yourself from drugs you'd have to cut yourself from people around you that do em
03:00 <Serenity> back when aaron was still a chubby kid playing gym poofs.. i told him hed end up substance abusing.  nawww ill neva do dat
03:00 <Serenity> lol.
03:00 <amelia> haha
03:00 <gs69azza> nah I realised the whole substance thing after the way I ended up on my bday
03:00 <gs69azza> last weekend was just out of hand
04:00 <faux> Lmao playin gym poofs
04:00 <gs69azza> ricky and I had a dnm in the car about how we go too far
04:00 <amelia> some peeps are so filled with drama
04:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/ETi8MH0.gif
04:00 <gs69azza> i think it's how I've been handling everything
04:00 <Serenity> bbs
04:00 <faux> Bai
04:00 <gs69azza> I use irc as my little vent tool
04:00 <gs69azza> becuase noone knows me
04:00 <faux> dear irc diary
04:00 <faux> hi
04:00 <gs69azza> exactly
04:00 <faux> fingered me butt today
05:00 <faux> xox
05:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
05:00 <gs69azza> yewww
05:00 <faux> lok
05:00 <faux> lol*
05:00 <gs69azza> nah I'm probably gonna start seeing someone
05:00 <gs69azza> it's at the stage where I'm taking shit to function
06:00 <amelia> you gonna be a coked up whore in the gutter
06:00 <faux> Wwll actually do it
06:00 <faux> Instead of just saying y will
06:00 <gs69azza> my gf made me promise last night that after this weekend no more drugs at least till nye
07:00 <couleurs> Go Da Dees!!!!!!!!!
07:00 <amelia> at least til nye
07:00 <gs69azza> I'm basically admitting to being an addict
08:00 <gs69azza> each day at a time
08:00 <gs69azza> set goals
08:00 <gs69azza> get to nye and be like ok, now go for another 3 months
08:00 <gs69azza> not saying I'm gonna do them on nye
08:00 <gs69azza> just that's the goal
09:00 <faux> Fuck just squirted soda warer in my eye
09:00 <faux> Wtf is wrong with me today
10:00 <TheRon> just today? :)
10:00 <Ana_Ng> burn
12:00 <faux> Shut ur noise  hole grandpa gus
12:00 <amelia> me so tiored
12:00 <TheRon> my ba
12:00 <TheRon> my bad
17:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
17:00 <TheRon> dcotor, if your partner started a fight with another chick, would you try to stop them or just stand back and watch?
18:00 <TheRon> doctor
18:00 <TheRon> to me chicks figthing is hot
25:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/xlt07wy.gifv
32:00 <faux> Mmm corn cobettes
46:00 <faux> Great another sydney shooting 
46:00 <couleurs> Glad u diden't die
46:00 <faux> Tqsm
46:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/1930965_37435616978_1397_n.jpg?oh=af51c45192da493107157da7d2dbc684&oe=5684EA66
46:00 <TheRon> who would we hang shit on then?
46:00 <Clarkson> oh you ass
46:00 <faux> Ash
47:00 <faux> I watched big hero 6
47:00 <couleurs> Picard 
47:00 <couleurs> Loof
47:00 <couleurs> etc etc
47:00 <couleurs> theirs plenty
47:00 <faux> Ty couleurs
47:00 <TheRiddler> how was it?
47:00 <faux> Theron utr  a jerk
47:00 <faux> It was awesome i loved it
47:00 <TheRon> :P
47:00 <TheRiddler> cools
47:00 <couleurs> :p
47:00 <faux> Super adorable
48:00 <TheRiddler> did you watch till the end of the crediits
48:00 <TheRiddler> -i
48:00 <TheRiddler> because there's an extra scene
49:00 <TheRiddler> the fist bump is what my sisters do with castiel
51:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/GOZjDnS.gifv
52:00 <TheRiddler> not pictured the owner getting stinked out by the dog's farts
54:00 <couleurs> buy eyes eats broc elly
59:00 <Serenity> gosh i should sleep well tonight
00:00 <TheRon> all refreshed for the footy
03:00 <couleurs> go da dees
03:00 <TheRon> carn the eagles
04:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViwtNLUqkMY
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04:00 <TheRon> no bra!
09:00 <MrMark> i never wear a bra
09:00 <dematerialixed> good evening faggots
10:00 <TheRon> i probably should
10:00 <Serenity> every time TheRon mentions the football i want to shoce pineapples up his arse
11:00 <Serenity> shove
11:00 <MrMark> shovel
11:00 <TheRon> means so much coming from a carlton supporter
12:00 <Serenity> not sure how thats relevant to anything but ok
12:00 <Serenity> you're still annoying
12:00 <TheRon> MrMark: WANNA WATCH ROBIN THICKE - BLURRED LINES?
12:00 <dematerialixed> lol
14:00 <TheRon> it's grand final weekend, it should be all footy!
15:00 <dematerialixed> its bathurst
15:00 <dematerialixed> it should be all nissan
15:00 <TheRon> next weekend
16:00 <TheRon> garry lyon style
17:00 <TheRon> dematerialixed: how much bundy you drinking next weekend?
20:00 <dematerialixed> all of it
21:00 <TheRon> that's a shitload even for you
22:00 <dematerialixed> wouldnt be a weekend on the mountain without it
22:00 <TheRon> not atl all
22:00 <TheRon> watching league tomorrow?
22:00 <TheRon> sunday even
23:00 <dematerialixed> that must be for fox, i dont watch men run arond in tight shorts
23:00 <TheRon> league shorts tend to breathe
32:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/pTVi8.jpg
32:00 <TheRiddler> for faux
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