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14:00 <Bastardly_One> looking in the mirror again screwss?
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> is everyone dead?
22:00 <Fez> Moist kake
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed!
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's pretty wet here, aye
22:00 <Fez> F
23:00 <Fez> In your pants?
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, raining love
29:00 <TangoME> Next pm is definitely Bill
29:00 <MrMark>                    are we all pissed off our faces and on the floor yet?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
31:00 <TangoME> acer chromebook 13 with terga k1 is a good buy for the kids
31:00 <TangoME> i'll ave aspire v 17
32:00 <TangoME> kk lets tango on app
33:00 <TangoME> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VT4S5nc89w
33:00 <screwss> Bastardly_One: been outside for some fresh air lately?
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How To Make A Tango Mobile Video Call (Sep 28, 2010) 1:30 - Category: Howto & Style - 198,854 views - 183 likes (78.2%), 51 dislikes (21.8%)
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> eh
34:00 <TangoME> http://www.tango.me/download
36:00 <TangoME> 475 Ellis Street Mountain View, CA 94043
36:00 <TangoME> who is a pug tonight?
41:00 <Hazenberg> Ive got the blue crystals whos chasing
41:00 <Hazenberg> fuck you niggas
41:00 <Hazenberg> catchya
42:00 <Hazenberg> catchya bitchhhhh
42:00 <frayedknot> whoever that was couldn't spell Heisenberg
43:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher, there's nothing wrong with being gay
43:00 <TokenDaRing> lots of people like dick
43:00 <MrMark> i do!
44:00 <Christopher> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10403672_1579189192316523_3237773059196533732_n.jpg?oh=d82ca6d71504fdd369edb47f54284b3c&oe=553D88CF&__gda__=1429805983_85efd92c07efad75078e472087e69d85
44:00 <Christopher> TokenDaRing
44:00 <Christopher> what do u see
45:00 <TokenDaRing> people melting
45:00 <MrMark> i cut myself...deep
46:00 <Christopher> TokenDaRing
46:00 <Christopher> https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10891518_1579160338986075_7902920470568476992_n.jpg?oh=8ed9cb1596178d58040bf4acc8125a40&oe=553E9D89
46:00 <Christopher> what do u see
46:00 <beehhh> my head was chopped by my father obviously it was bigger than his
46:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher a lot of characters
46:00 <TokenDaRing> and lines
46:00 <TokenDaRing> it's meaningless text
46:00 <Christopher> nah
47:00 <Christopher> i can see geshia god shit
47:00 <screwss> so i just got told on tinder that i am the "i am a nice guy why wont you fuck me" guys
47:00 <Christopher> its the aliens typing
48:00 <MrMark> there is no god
49:00 <MrMark> maybe'
57:00 <MrMark> aliens
58:00 <MrMark> the truth is out there!!!
58:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher do you belive in aliens?
58:00 <Christopher> i seen them when tripping
58:00 <DoC> aliens sucks
59:00 <DoC> seen them? Lol
59:00 <Christopher> i forgot to eat
59:00 <DoC> so aliens made a dinner for u christopher?
00:00 <Christopher> nah 
00:00 <Christopher> i drew so fucked up text
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nacho cheese corn chips for the win
14:00 <MrMark> aliiens!!!!!
36:00 <Christopher> jimberish
36:00 <Christopher> lols
37:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed off our faces and on the floor yet?
37:00 <Christopher> nup
37:00 <Christopher> give me some
38:00 <MrMark> vodka?
38:00 <Christopher> sure
39:00 <MrMark> oooer
39:00 <MrMark> legend
39:00 <Christopher> nah could handle shots
39:00 <Christopher> if its good vodka
40:00 <MrMark> Stoli
40:00 <Christopher> nice
42:00 <MrMark> i love it
42:00 <Christopher> fricken bored
42:00 <Christopher> lucky drinking u are
42:00 <MrMark> me tooo
44:00 <Christopher> i cant drink but am stoned
44:00 <MrMark> u got any booze?
44:00 <Christopher> nah
44:00 <Christopher> out of weed now
44:00 <MrMark> wish i was stoned
44:00 <Christopher> smoked it not mixed just rammed bud in cone
45:00 <MrMark> bud!
45:00 <Christopher> yep
45:00 <MrMark> any special bud?
46:00 <Christopher> nup
46:00 <Christopher> worked but
46:00 <MrMark> ic
46:00 <Christopher>  think it was strain of
46:00 <MrMark> sativa
46:00 <Christopher> it work me up
46:00 <Christopher> woke
48:00 <MrMark> yeah
48:00 <Christopher> nothing on tv when its switched off
49:00 <Christopher> nah its on screen saver
49:00 <Christopher> fuck
50:00 <Christopher> seals
50:00 <Christopher> on tv
50:00 <Christopher> played music so loud today my mix plate smashed on ground
51:00 <MrMark> jesus h christ'
51:00 <Christopher> jesus herbert christ
52:00 <MrMark> yes
52:00 <MrMark> herbs
52:00 <Christopher> cool
52:00 <MrMark> love the herbs!
52:00 <Christopher> hard to get
53:00 <MrMark> yes
53:00 <Christopher> lsd is better
53:00 <Christopher> but hard to control sometimes
54:00 <Christopher> but need weed when on lsd
54:00 <Christopher> ive made tracks on shrooms
55:00 <MrMark> yes
55:00 <Christopher> cool
55:00 <MrMark> i just drank a bottle of vodka so
55:00 <Christopher> u gonna pass out
55:00 <MrMark> no
56:00 <Christopher> kewl
56:00 <MrMark> im fine
56:00 <MrMark> still typin
56:00 <MrMark> its only 22 standard drinks
56:00 <Christopher> think i cursed by vodoo
56:00 <MrMark> your voodoo is fine
57:00 <Christopher> sometimes when i stay up crack my back i nearly faint black out
58:00 <Christopher> some times i halucanate
58:00 <MrMark> me too
59:00 <Christopher> i figured that if u want free acid stay up 3days drink mega coffee
59:00 <MrMark> and drink water!
00:00 <Christopher> vodka hmm cant have that for weeks
00:00 <Christopher> beeeh
01:00 <MrMark> vodka!!
01:00 <PrinceEdward> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2N0TkfrQhY
01:00 <Christopher> i could drink a bottle a day
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Queen - Innuendo (Official Video) (Oct 15, 2013) 6:47 - Category: Music - 1,335,937 views - 6,929 likes (98.7%), 88 dislikes (1.3%)
01:00 <MrMark> me too
01:00 <PrinceEdward> bottle of wha
01:00 <Christopher> vodka
01:00 <Christopher> or barcadi
02:00 <MrMark> love Bacardi
02:00 <MrMark> rum rum
03:00 <Christopher> i drank beer for awhile
03:00 <PrinceEdward> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtCoZg852-o
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 192 Core Nvidia Tegra K1 Explanation. (Jan 9, 2014) 7:31 - Category: Science & Technology - 96,848 views - 4,902 likes (98.9%), 56 dislikes (1.1%)
03:00 <MrMark> i cant drink beer
03:00 <PrinceEdward> drink bragg apple cider vinegar with a glass of water
03:00 <MrMark> i can drink a bottle of scotch,.....but 4 beers knock me out
04:00 <Christopher> i can drink it straight
04:00 <Christopher> first time i drank i was 7
04:00 <Christopher> or something
05:00 <Christopher> i drank like half a cask of wine
05:00 <Christopher> in 2 days
05:00 <MrMark> blah
05:00 <milk> hard core
05:00 <PrinceEdward> dont drink alcohol its poison
05:00 <PrinceEdward> just add an island
05:00 <MrMark> noice
05:00 <PrinceEdward> they are selling PEI potato cakes here
06:00 <Christopher> smoked first cigga at 10
06:00 <Christopher> chucked
06:00 <Christopher> it was 16mg 
06:00 <Christopher> lol
07:00 <Christopher> 2nd time i drank i was 16
07:00 <Christopher> drank half bottle cougar straight
07:00 <Christopher> at movies
08:00 <PrinceEdward> http://www.nvidia.com/object/tegra-k1-processor.html
08:00 <PrinceEdward> i want a chip into my head sort of a robocop me
08:00 <Christopher> i played black ops 2 died
09:00 <PrinceEdward> did u play it on asus g751 ctx980m
09:00 <Christopher> wtf
10:00 <Christopher> dont think os
10:00 <Christopher> fried
10:00 <PrinceEdward> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDylRTgH7oc
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ASUS G751 ROG mobile gamestation with up to Nvidia GeForce GTX 980M Maxwell (Sep 23, 2014) 2:47 - Category: Science & Technology - 26,353 views - 90 likes (84.9%), 16 dislikes (15.1%)
11:00 <Christopher> kk
11:00 <Christopher> i used quad core
11:00 <Christopher> want hex core
12:00 <Christopher> oct
12:00 <Christopher> fuck
13:00 <PrinceEdward> apple cider makes you shit
13:00 <Christopher> k
13:00 <Christopher> so good
14:00 <Christopher> need eat more stuff
15:00 <PrinceEdward> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gCnLesQXng
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nvidia GeForce GTX Titan quad SLI demo - Crysis 3 and 3DMark 11 (Mar 1, 2013) 2:35 - Category: Science & Technology - 491,087 views - 2,229 likes (95.5%), 105 dislikes (4.5%)
16:00 <Sponge> are there any wet chicks chatting tonight?
16:00 <Christopher> lol
17:00 <Christopher> lap em up
17:00 <Christopher> rofl
20:00 <PrinceEdward> http://www.originpc.com/landing/nvidia-titan/
21:00 <PrinceEdward> fuck paying uni fees i want those
21:00 <PrinceEdward> you die after a law degree get caught by the reap
22:00 <Christopher> nice
22:00 <PrinceEdward> her family should get a refund
26:00 <PrinceEdward> i need cash to move to canada
26:00 <PrinceEdward> lots of them
32:00 <PrinceEdward> install tango app
55:00 <Christopher> using mouse was giving me pins and needles in my little finger
56:00 <Christopher> can see viens in back of my hand
05:00 <Christopher> world of warcraft
12:00 <Christopher> hug my cat
16:00 <Apu_Quickiemart> you let the terrorist,foreign hookers and drug dealers come in but not me?
16:00 <Apu_Quickiemart> what was my crime
17:00 <screwss> Apu_Quickiemart: try #brisbane
17:00 <Apu_Quickiemart> whats good in brisbane
20:00 <Apu_Quickiemart> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8g-lugXGBQ
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Megadeth - Countdown to Extinction (With Lyrics) (Jul 21, 2009) 4:20 - Category: Music - 616,616 views - 2,901 likes (98.5%), 44 dislikes (1.5%)
22:00 <beehhh> you guys suck
23:00 <beehhh> i miss those golden days when i was free and with hopes
24:00 <beehhh> not coming back you know that very well
24:00 <screwss> happy channukah everyone
25:00 <beehhh> i miss working at my quickie shell servo
25:00 <beehhh> 1999 i still remember i was doing my night shift at coburg
26:00 <beehhh> i wouldnt trust you building a kanue
27:00 <beehhh> just finish the job here i close me eyes
31:00 <erlich> hi beehhh 
31:00 <beehhh> hi brother
31:00 <erlich> hi Pieter 
31:00 <erlich> it's xm here
31:00 <beehhh> hi m8
31:00 <erlich> what's up?
31:00 <beehhh> nothing much going to bed soon
31:00 <erlich> is it Perth time there
31:00 <erlich> 12:30AM
31:00 <beehhh> yup
32:00 <beehhh> 12:32
32:00 <erlich> have you been to perth before?
32:00 <beehhh> nope never i was going to but heard its very hotter than melb so i cancelled my trip in 2004
32:00 <erlich> which year were you deported?
32:00 <beehhh> i shouldve aye man
32:00 <beehhh> 2007
33:00 <erlich> maybe you'd still be in Australia if you did
33:00 <beehhh> september visa ran out
33:00 <erlich> which year did the house burn down?
33:00 <beehhh> if i were i swear i would
33:00 <beehhh> 2006
34:00 <beehhh> http://oi57.tinypic.com/2nrhdsi.jpg
35:00 <beehhh> erlich one african lady got caught by the reap today in WA?
36:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/25863688/we-were-just-going-out-to-have-a-good-time/
37:00 <beehhh> i wanna slap jammie oliver with a pudding cake onto his face
40:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci46mGnIcTk
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: R. Kelly - To The Homies That We Lost (Oct 24, 2009) 6:30 - Category: Music - 3,054,264 views - 12,391 likes (96.6%), 440 dislikes (3.4%)
41:00 <beehhh> erlich goodnite man
00:00 <Christopher> cooking at 5am
00:00 <Christopher> fuck need 2 eat
22:00 <Christopher> scrambled fricken eggs
06:00 <beagle> i think i fucked pieter last night
06:00 <beagle> well not really i think it was his shadow
06:00 <beagle> pieter u here
06:00 <beagle> just wanna know
06:00 <beagle> if that new bike
07:00 <beagle> rides and trolls into trees liek you speak on irc
31:00 <Fall> does anybody run a logging bot on this channel?
55:00 <under> beagle: 
04:00 <Pieter> *yawn*
06:00 <British^Meat> no
06:00 <Lumeah2> Morning piety
07:00 <simba> Pieter *muah* mah lil bitch :)
09:00 <Bellatrix> Morning Piety
09:00 <British^Meat> heh mah
10:00 <Pieter> hello:)
11:00 <Pieter> anyway , im all sweaty n yukky , rode all the way to studley park n back n im now all spaghetti
11:00 <simba> great story
12:00 <simba> glad you came back to tell ripping tales like that
15:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmm a fine point i did make yesterday
15:00 <British^Meat> in that there was zero point to that text
15:00 <British^Meat> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
17:00 <simba> yes these blog chatters have killed irc
18:00 <DIgerati> 02N03i04c05k07l07e08b08a09c13k
18:00 <Bellatrix> blog chatters?
18:00 <British^Meat> hmmm
19:00 <British^Meat> i like that term
19:00 <British^Meat> great term simba
19:00 <British^Meat> i might use it if its not copyright
19:00 <simba> its open source
20:00 <DIgerati> 02N03i04c05k07l07e08b08a09c13k 02N03i04c05k07l07e08b08a09c13k 02N03i04c05k07l07e08b08a09c13k
20:00 <simba> fuck yeah
20:00 <simba> what a start to the morning
20:00 <British^Meat> hah
20:00 <British^Meat> great kick for several reasons
20:00 <British^Meat> the main one being nickleback are shit
21:00 <simba> he PMd me apologising, i think he thinks theyre not auto
23:00 <British^Meat> :)
23:00 <Bellatrix> Can someone write the last of my essay :(
23:00 <Bellatrix> Urgh...
23:00 <simba> ywa
23:00 <simba> whats the topic
23:00 <Bellatrix> its an observation analysis.
24:00 <simba> i love observing and analysing
24:00 <Bellatrix> Its just about done... you would think the conclusion is the most easiest thing in world to write...
24:00 <simba> use a reference to a latin namesake
25:00 <Bellatrix> Not sure that will help me here...
25:00 <British^Meat>  <%simba> i love observing and anal
26:00 <simba> ah
26:00 <simba> made me look gay!!!!!!!
27:00 <simba> sum up everything u said in the intro
27:00 <Bellatrix> yeah i know...
27:00 <simba> thats what i remember from conclusions
27:00 <Bellatrix> Hahah you sum up everything you said throughout your essay.
27:00 <simba> what do u have to observe.analyse
27:00 <simba> but everything u said in there was said in the intro...eh!!!!
27:00 <Bellatrix> Oh I had to pick a public space and observe it a few times.
28:00 <Bellatrix> Yes, but the body is expanded 
28:00 <simba> did you do the botanics
28:00 <Bellatrix> Nope.
29:00 <Bellatrix> Footscray Mall :P
29:00 <simba> wicked
29:00 <Bellatrix> was a little dull to be honest.. I was disapointed
30:00 <simba> be like "in all, I'm not really sure if I was observing Footscray... or if Footscray.. was observing..... me....."
31:00 <Bellatrix> Haha
31:00 <Bellatrix> I could write something like that :P
32:00 <Bellatrix> Fuck, I have gone over the word limit.. time to cull :(
32:00 <Bellatrix> My bad, no I havent D
32:00 <Bellatrix> :D
36:00 <Pieter> mmmm i smell yummie once again
40:00 <Bellatrix> Thats disgusting
43:00 <simba> lol
00:00 <Pieter> I know =p
00:00 <Pieter> brb weeboot
10:00 <Pieter> woo me
10:00 <Lumeah3> Uhuh
10:00 <Pieter> yeap
12:00 <Pieter> fuck these power rangers
12:00 <Pieter> they use swords but you never see any blood
12:00 <Lumeah3> Dsm6
12:00 <Lumeah3> Special 
12:00 <Pieter> WHY ARE THEY USING BLUNT SWORDS!
13:00 <Lumeah3> Kids show 
13:00 <Lumeah3> Just not right piety 
18:00 <Pieter> moo
19:00 <Lumeah> baah
20:00 <British^Meat> http://33.media.tumblr.com/f1d0375fd5b5ca1129989f2a098ef82b/tumblr_ngx7djalKo1tm3vlwo1_400.gif
21:00 <Bellatrix> ummmm...
21:00 <Bellatrix> What are you going on about Piet?
21:00 <Pieter> POWER RANGERS !
22:00 <StrykerX> Righto, are any of the nerds awake in here?
22:00 <StrykerX> I need an OSX disc URGENTLY
23:00 <StrykerX> These consistant crashes are fucking me right off.
25:00 <simba> snake twerking :~)
25:00 <simba> lol nerds dont use apple
26:00 <simba> nerds rnt dumb
26:00 <Bellatrix> urgh 40 words to go...
26:00 <Bellatrix> stupid essay
27:00 <Doodle> i've heard thats not all you sit on
27:00 <British^Meat>  chairs?
27:00 <British^Meat> stools?
27:00 <British^Meat> ledges?
27:00 <Doodle> penises
27:00 <British^Meat> (giggle)
27:00 <StrykerX> Only for you, Doodle. ;)
27:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
27:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <Doodle> it should be illegal to work this early on a sunday
28:00 <StrykerX> You're at work?
28:00 <StrykerX> Wtf do you do?
28:00 <Doodle> no i've finished now
28:00 <Doodle> govt call centre
28:00 <StrykerX> Ah
28:00 <StrykerX> So you're a Centrelink cunt?
28:00 <Doodle> neg
28:00 <Doodle> used to be
29:00 <StrykerX> "Your wait time is 90+ min"
29:00 <StrykerX> Then when you finally get through
29:00 <Doodle> this is state govt tho
29:00 <StrykerX> "You need to go into an office"
29:00 <StrykerX> Then you go to the office..
29:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <StrykerX> "You need to call"
29:00 <simba> sounds like youve had a lot of problems with them
29:00 <StrykerX> Back when I was on them, yes.
29:00 <Lumeah> hi beagle
29:00 <StrykerX> Now I work for my money.
29:00 <StrykerX> :)
29:00 <Lumeah> bee_girl
30:00 <simba> pWnEd
30:00 <British^Meat> <StrykerX> Now I twerk for my money.
30:00 <StrykerX> rofl
30:00 <bee_girl> Lumeah
30:00 <StrykerX> Of course.
31:00 <StrykerX> I should get off my arse and cook
31:00 <StrykerX> But I cbf.
31:00 <Doodle> Doodle
33:00 <simba> Doodle
33:00 <StrykerX> A redbull should fix this situation.
33:00 <Doodle> simba
34:00 <Bellatrix> I think Im done!!! YAY
35:00 <Pieter> meh
49:00 <couleurs> u-hu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <StrykerX> Chicken Kiev for lunch
50:00 <amsy> pilot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <StrykerX> Keen as :D
51:00 <couleurs> he he hi amsy 
51:00 <amsy> hi cc ! 
51:00 <amsy> good 2 c u b4 bed
51:00 <Doodle> purple uhus tasted better that the white ones
51:00 <Doodle> ... so i've heard
52:00 <couleurs> good 2 c u 2 b4 bread
52:00 <amsy> clag tasted the best
52:00 <Pieter> is playstation network back up yet ?
52:00 <Doodle> too chunky for my refined tastes
52:00 <Bellatrix> YAy - essay is submitted! *takes a deep breath*
52:00 <amsy> hahaha
52:00 <Doodle> what was the essay for
53:00 <couleurs> santa claus?
53:00 <StrykerX> I don't remember eating glue.
53:00 <Bellatrix> Uni course...due 9am tomorrow.
53:00 <amsy> you like to smear it on your lips and then lick it off i guess
53:00 <Doodle> oic
53:00 <Doodle> lol
53:00 <StrykerX> Doodle loves sticky stuff on his lips.
53:00 <Doodle> like your sisters lip gloss
53:00 <amsy> "would you fuck me? i'd fuck me.."
54:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Q Lazzarus - Goodbye Horses.mp3 (13.04MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 14:14)
54:00 <couleurs> me 2
54:00 <StrykerX> Jay & Silent Bob
54:00 <StrykerX> The good ol' days..
54:00 <Doodle> jay & silence of the bob
54:00 <amsy> hahaha cc!!!!!!!!
55:00 <StrykerX> Silence of your mum.
56:00 <couleurs> fuck you yanky blue jeans
57:00 <British^Meat> been up for me since boxing day eve Pieter
58:00 <Pieter> ill have to plug in the wifi dongle then
58:00 <Pieter> grr argh
59:00 <British^Meat> And ye know u dont have to be online to play offline games
59:00 <British^Meat> Its not an xbox hahahahahahha
59:00 <British^Meat> im done
00:00 <StrykerX> Turns out onboard video is no good for media centres heh.
00:00 <StrykerX> Lazi fail
00:00 <StrykerX> Lazy*
00:00 <Pieter> errr
00:00 <Pieter> Kodi.tv
00:00 <Pieter> aaaanyway
01:00 <Pieter> yeh but i wouldnt use the ps for single player gaming
01:00 <Pieter> hell i rarely turn it on :/
01:00 <Pieter> fuck knows why i keep buying games for it
03:00 <couleurs> Yer.
04:00 <StrykerX> That's what I'm using Pieter
04:00 <StrykerX> Video is so choppy though. -.-
04:00 <Pieter> I wanna get a ps vita just to complete the system
04:00 <Pieter> theres video settings
04:00 <StrykerX> Yes. I've tinkered considerably
04:00 <Pieter> theres fuckloads of settings to make it work on anything
05:00 <Pieter> ahh well hopeless
05:00 <StrykerX> I'll just check a GeForce in
05:00 <StrykerX> Chuck*
05:00 <StrykerX> Problem solved.
05:00 <Bellatrix> Ah break time!
07:00 <Bellatrix> Doubt thats possible these days :/
07:00 <Pieter> pfft
08:00 <Bellatrix> ??
09:00 <Pieter> you'll get it soon enough=)
10:00 <Bellatrix> Im not sure there is a need to...
10:00 <Pieter> why ? you pregnant ? =)
11:00 <Bellatrix> umm....
12:00 <Bellatrix> no!
22:00 <StrykerX> stebie ya noob
25:00 <Pieter> bubble witch 2 saga !
19:00 <Pieter> hally2014 is looking for predators , prob someone fishing for pedophiles
20:00 <Taco> did you give him your number?
20:00 <Taco> if not, why not?
23:00 <couleurs> Ultimate Fails Compilation 2014 || FailArmy Best Fails of the Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
26:00 <Pieter> where would one hide paper hand towels in the kitchen ?
26:00 <Pieter> i wanna attach it to one of the doors
27:00 <couleurs> in teh toilet
28:00 <Pieter> no no no its gotta be in the kitchen
36:00 <Lumeah3> Under sink
36:00 <Lumeah3> Pantry
36:00 <Lumeah3> Should be attached undercupboards
36:00 <Lumeah3> Bp
36:00 <Worn-Out> hmm
37:00 <Pieter> omg UNDER the cupboard
37:00 <Pieter> i so didnt think of that
37:00 <Pieter> i can put near the range hood
37:00 <Pieter> *nod* paper near a stove ;)
38:00 <Worn-Out> one punjabi boy set his house on fire 
38:00 <Worn-Out> at syd
39:00 <Fez> Why?
39:00 <Worn-Out> cause his mom aunties and granny cooking curry for him
40:00 <Fez> Mum*
41:00 <Worn-Out> bum
42:00 <Fez> ....ookay
43:00 <Skirmish> Once again Worn-Out is taking the lead with what could very well be the winner of "most retarded chatter of the year" award that will be given out on New Years Eve. 
45:00 <Worn-Out> yup hope if they lets me back in after seven long years and hope my parking fines didnt turn out to be anoter warrent
47:00 <Worn-Out> hally2014 flash bewbs ty
47:00 <Pieter> dont be a dick , shes only 16 apparently :/
48:00 <Worn-Out> ooh sorry 
48:00 <Worn-Out> flash legs
48:00 <hally2014> worn-out fuck off, have some manners
48:00 <Worn-Out> alrite
48:00 <Skirmish> lol Pieter to the rescue. 
49:00 <Skirmish> She's not 16, but I can understand why she would want Pieter to leave her alone. 
49:00 <Worn-Out> who does uses dodo thesedays anyway
50:00 <hally2014> i do you fuckwit! i get unlimited downloads, so why wouldnt i
51:00 <simba> i get unlimited without the dodo
51:00 <Fez> Same
51:00 <Simwolf> ditto
51:00 <Fez> Dodo has internet that flies
51:00 <Simwolf> Optus FTW... unlimited data @ 100mbs
52:00 <Fez> Does it fly simwolf?
52:00 <Skirmish> wow hally2014 is so hostile. 
52:00 <simba> every1 can be hostile to beehh
52:00 <Simwolf> not bad... download usenet articles at up to 10megabytes/sec
52:00 <Skirmish> Exetel unlimited ftw'er. 
54:00 <Worn-Out> http://youtu.be/0gCnLesQXng
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nvidia GeForce GTX Titan quad SLI demo - Crysis 3 and 3DMark 11 (Mar 1, 2013) 2:35 - Category: Science & Technology - views - 2,230 likes (95.5%), 105 dislikes (4.5%)
56:00 <Worn-Out> im moving to PEI, apparently they have acers of potato farming so noworry for food
58:00 <Worn-Out> coming back to straya i'd face people like Skirmish at the check post and after entering dealers like Pieter n hookers like hally2014
59:00 <Worn-Out> im pretty wornt
00:00 <Skirmish> I can assure you 100% that you won't be coming back to Australia. 
03:00 <Worn-Out> take another bad batch of bath salt
07:00 <Pieter> youre a fool
08:00 <Pieter> mmmm chips and mayo thats 6 months past best before :)
08:00 <Worn-Out> if the content are sealed should be ok to consume
08:00 <Pieter> the mayo aint
09:00 <Worn-Out> dont consume then
09:00 <Pieter> i think i opened it a year ogo
09:00 <Pieter> pfft it still tastes like mayo and isnt green
09:00 <Pieter> should be ok
09:00 <Worn-Out> it could give you a bathsalt like effect
09:00 <Worn-Out> cause it was winter past
09:00 <Pieter> which bathsalt , theres 100s of em
09:00 <couleurs> i'm a dodo 2
09:00 <Pieter> the media is brainwashing you :)
10:00 <Pieter> no
10:00 <Pieter> youre a dildo
10:00 <Pieter> !
10:00 <Skirmish> You should write a book about the things you do, the decisions you make Pieter. Call it "Chronicles of a Junky".  Some bleeding heart will read it. 
10:00 <Pieter> =p
10:00 <Worn-Out> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nu3PYJPt-E
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DON'T DO DRUGS,HIS TRIPPING HARD OF MOLLY PILL,PCP, (Feb 26, 2014) 8:53 - Category: People & Blogs - 41,200 views - 56 likes (76.7%), dislikes (23.3%)
12:00 <Worn-Out> malaysia will hang the granny trying to import 7.5kg of meth
12:00 <couleurs> I'm Awesome !!
12:00 <Pieter> meh
12:00 <Skirmish> I hope they do. 
12:00 <Pieter> only a lil
13:00 <couleurs> http://www.speedtest.net/result/4016038368.png
13:00 <couleurs> put that in you're pipe n smoek it ;p
13:00 <Pieter> nice
14:00 <Pieter> faster than mine 
14:00 <Worn-Out> im enjoying the show
14:00 <couleurs> fastest in teh wurld!!!!!!!!
18:00 <Pieter> :P
19:00 <Worn-Out> punjabi brad pitt screaming like a boxer from snatch
20:00 <Worn-Out> someone hold him down yo
20:00 <couleurs> POWER RANGAS MENGA FOYRSE
20:00 <Worn-Out> his house burnt down apparently
21:00 <couleurs> shut up beehhh everyone hate u n ur gf with a peniss
21:00 <Worn-Out> stop being a gender bias
22:00 <Worn-Out> http://oi57.tinypic.com/28reh5d.jpg
23:00 <couleurs> lol
23:00 <Worn-Out> bbl need to shave my head again
25:00 <Pieter> Vt for sale $500 Ono all it needs is a windshield
25:00 <Pieter> Tyres
25:00 <Pieter> And drivers seat and a good clean up
25:00 <Pieter> Or sell for parts located hastings
25:00 <Pieter> .... 5 fucking hundred !
25:00 <Pieter> for a VT :/
25:00 <StrykerX> VT's arent worth much
26:00 <StrykerX> Get one in good nick with rego for around $1200
27:00 <Skirmish> LOL stop being a gender bias. 
28:00 <Skirmish> Good afternoon screwss. Got an overseas student lined up to attempt to have sex with this coming new years? 
29:00 <zaim> sign me up
29:00 <StrykerX> Is she asian?
29:00 <StrykerX> If so, I'm up for it
30:00 <screwss> yeh. your mther
30:00 <Skirmish> screwss has terrible luck in this area so don't be getting too eager to get him to line you up. 
30:00 <Pieter> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=898965806811025
30:00 <Pieter> I liked that one:))
31:00 <screwss> StrykerX: what he said
31:00 <screwss> Skirmish: im gettin a clutching at straws vibe from you today
31:00 <screwss> losing friends rapidly?
31:00 <simba> yes its only 2pm surely screwss cant be that high on ur agenda
32:00 <screwss> Pieter: i saw that clip literally years ago its very good
32:00 <Skirmish> Yeah, I often just make up random stuff that really means nothing too screwss. 
34:00 <Skirmish> simba: I don't have an agenda. Shoot from the hip as the opportunities present themselves. 
34:00 <screwss> that statement is actually somewhat accurate
34:00 <screwss> even if those opportunities are now 2 years old?
34:00 <screwss> clutchy if you ask me
35:00 <screwss> there should be a statue of limitations of sledging someone lol
35:00 <screwss> like its not funny after 2 years anymore
35:00 <simba> statute*
35:00 <simba> its not a statue
35:00 <Skirmish> It's that time of the year screwss. 
36:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Andy Williams - It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year.mp3 (3.54MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:52)
36:00 <screwss> ah okay. so its the one time of year youre an asshole Skirmish ?
36:00 <Skirmish> Absolutely not. I am an asshole year round. It's this time of the year that we remember the Canadian girl you scared with your plans to lure her to your home on New Years. 
36:00 <StrykerX> lol
37:00 <StrykerX> Wtf?
37:00 <screwss> yeh wtf?
37:00 <Doodle> we've all done that
37:00 <Skirmish> come now screwss don't pretend. 
37:00 <Doodle> its an innocent mistake
37:00 <StrykerX> Doodle, obviously this was bragged bout
37:00 <StrykerX> About*
37:00 <screwss> Doodle: skirmish doesnt make mistakes hes too perfect
37:00 <StrykerX> Hence it coming out.
37:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: Chatting to her on facebook after the experience was interesting. 
38:00 <StrykerX> Did you brag?
38:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Diana Ross - I'm Coming Out.mp3 (6.2MB 160kbps Stereo 5:25)
38:00 <StrykerX> lol
38:00 <StrykerX> I bet
38:00 <Doodle> o/`
38:00 <StrykerX> screwss needs to learn something
38:00 <StrykerX> You don't lure to a house
38:00 <StrykerX> You lure to a white van with tinted out windows
38:00 <StrykerX> :')
38:00 <screwss> i didnt lure anyone to my house ... she wanted a place to stay for a couple of days and i offered
39:00 <screwss> Skirmish: you reckon you spoke to her?
39:00 <StrykerX> You invited a stranger to stay over?
39:00 <screwss> no.. i had met her before
39:00 <StrykerX> Oh
39:00 <Pieter> aldi have prepaid mobile now
39:00 <Pieter> AND WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
40:00 <Skirmish> We went through all this when it happened screwss. Yes I spoke to her. 
40:00 <screwss> logs or it never happened
40:00 <StrykerX> Pieter, a few years ago. :/
40:00 <Skirmish> The question is. Do you have another overseas visitor lined up to frighten with your expectations of sex this year?  A simple yes or no will suffice. 
40:00 <StrykerX> LOL @ logs
40:00 <StrykerX> Cause they can't be faked.
40:00 <screwss> how are you doing coming up with those logs?
40:00 <screwss> fake or otherwise id be keen to have a glance
41:00 <Skirmish> lol so desperate to try and make out that it never happened. 
41:00 <StrykerX> If you know they will be fake and are easy to forge, why ask?
41:00 <simba> screwss has a grand history of doing embarassing shit and calling for the logs when nobody believes it didnt happen anyway
41:00 <screwss> i dont reckon skirm has the time in his 'busy' high paying job and all to make it up 
41:00 <StrykerX> screwss, this is starting to smell of truth.
41:00 <StrykerX> How old was your victim?
42:00 <screwss> what do you mean its starting to smell of truth?
42:00 <Skirmish> She was so scared about his advances she bought a guy with her and told screwss it was her bf. Screwss kicked them out, proving that his plan all along was to root her and he got cut when rejected. 
42:00 <screwss> he refuses to show any alleged evidence and now its starting to seem truthful? what kind of courtroom is this
42:00 <simba> thats not how u be a good host
42:00 <StrykerX> screwss
43:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed off our faces and naked yet?
43:00 <Skirmish> Then, like his recent experience with a girl rejecting his request for a second date ... he took to irc to complain about it. 
43:00 <StrykerX> With your reactions and how you say things
43:00 <screwss> how do you advance on a girl who havent had any physical contact with yet
43:00 <StrykerX> Skirmish is sounding like what he says really happened.
43:00 <simba> ask her questions
43:00 <StrykerX> screwss, you just said you'd met previously.
43:00 <Skirmish> Hence why we know, and why I knew who she was. Screwss was pasting screen caps of facebook trying to justify his expectation of sex. 
43:00 <StrykerX> Now you havent'?
43:00 <StrykerX> Haven't*
44:00 <Christopher> tipsy
44:00 <Pieter> i just chugged down a glass 
44:00 <MrMark> oooer
44:00 <Pieter> dunno why tho
44:00 <Pieter> i know im gonna be fucked tomorrow:(
44:00 <StrykerX> screwss, you need to lie a bit better mate.
44:00 <screwss> StrykerX: yeh i had met her for 10 mins previously
44:00 <Skirmish> LOL this is too funny that you are trying to deny it now screwss. 
44:00 <StrykerX> I'm almost embarrased for you.
44:00 <screwss> okay Skirmish. logs
44:00 <Skirmish> StrykerX: This is the story that prompted me to start suggesting he wanted girls to come to his house so he could put them in his freezer. 
44:00 <StrykerX> LOL, freezer?
44:00 <Skirmish> LOL logs. You idiot screwss. 
44:00 <screwss> if it was on facebook youd only need to type her name into the search bar to pull it up
44:00 <StrykerX> That escelated quickly.
45:00 <MrMark> me too
45:00 <Skirmish> This all came out in a main public channel and now you want to try deny it ever happened?  LMAO
45:00 <StrykerX> My spelling today is appauling. :/
45:00 <simba> dont piss him off too much, he'll join #dissident and type in caps about anti-conspiracy theories again
45:00 <StrykerX> rofl
45:00 <screwss> wasnt there talk in a main channel about alledged child abuse Skirmish ? namely in the area of molestation
45:00 <StrykerX> screwss, how old was this woman?
45:00 <screwss> simba: sorry. your government conspiracy theores are true
45:00 <Skirmish> How did we get to child molestation? 
46:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey-a8UibYQ8
46:00 <MrMark> i have to drive tomorrow but still i just drank 3/4 a bottle of vodka
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Bjorn - Tracking (Green Court Mix) (Oct 8, 2012) 8:41 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,146 views - 12 likes (85.7%), dislikes (14.3%)
46:00 <Skirmish> Did you molest a child screwss? 
46:00 <screwss> i read it on a wiki page actually about austnet
46:00 <StrykerX> Oh wow..
46:00 <StrykerX> screwss
46:00 <StrykerX> Ws she under 18?
46:00 <screwss> but ive also heard word from the grape vine
46:00 <screwss> i didnt really wanna go into this topic but, you kinda fored me
46:00 <simba> dw nobody knows what youre talking about
47:00 <Pieter> A BIG ONE
47:00 <Cath^> the only big thing coming from you Pieter
47:00 <StrykerX> screwss is trying to divert the attention
47:00 <screwss> aight. probably best they dont for everyones sake
47:00 <StrykerX> There must be an element of truth.
47:00 <screwss> must be
47:00 <StrykerX> Skirmish, since screwss is trying to hide her age
47:00 <StrykerX> Do you know how old she was?
48:00 <couleurs> pwned!!!!!!
48:00 <Skirmish> She was in her early 20's. 
48:00 <screwss> StrykerX: id love to answer all your questions and more but clearly youre only on one persons side
48:00 <StrykerX> screwss, I'm a 3rd party who's just learning about all of this
48:00 <StrykerX> Trying to gather information to form an opinion on it
48:00 <Skirmish> LOL "I read  it on the wiki page".  If I was a "known" child molester screwss then they would be using my real name Warren and not my online nick name. 
48:00 <screwss> yeh but for all i know youre probably gettin pm'd by the kiddy fiddler
48:00 <StrykerX> But you're not being very helpful for your side of the story.
49:00 <couleurs> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
49:00 <StrykerX> Nobody has pm'd me since "BoREd_GuRLL" the other day.
49:00 <StrykerX> If you must know.
49:00 <simba> hes got the PM paranoia too
49:00 <StrykerX> Looks it, simba
49:00 <screwss> http://i.4cdn.org/v/1419580792980.webm Topic set by Skirmish on Sat Dec 27 2014
49:00 <screwss> dude what the fuck
49:00 <StrykerX> He's not acting as if he were the innocent party.
50:00 <Cath^> cute
50:00 <MrMark> lookin sexy Cath^
50:00 <Cath^> how do you know?
50:00 <StrykerX> He reeks of guilt.
50:00 <screwss> snap out of it!
50:00 <StrykerX> So, I'm going to suggest you did, infact, attempt to lure a young international traveller in
50:00 <StrykerX> And got upset when she bought a "bf"
50:00 <Skirmish> screwss is desperately trying to deflect attention away from his very creepy behaviour. 
51:00 <MrMark> i know these things
51:00 <Cath^> rightio
51:00 <StrykerX> That's a bit sad dude.
52:00 <MrMark> are we all pissed off our faces and naked yet?
52:00 <couleurs> no
52:00 <screwss> StrykerX: is it that you want ops from Skirmish in a diff channel
52:00 <StrykerX> Ops? Where?
52:00 <Skirmish> Keep trying screwss. 
52:00 <screwss> StrykerX: just like the logs, how do you know if i tell you her age im not just pullin a random number outta my arse.
53:00 <Pieter> SHUT UP COULEURS
53:00 <Pieter> YOU NOT ALLOWED TO TALK!
53:00 <MrMark> oooer
53:00 <StrykerX> screwss, sorry to let you down, however I only share this channel with Skirmish
53:00 <screwss> you mean like you 2 chill here alone sometimes?
53:00 <screwss> and then what usually happens?
53:00 <Skirmish> lol screwss has lost his mind. 
53:00 <simba> christ
54:00 <MrMark> well get on it!
54:00 <StrykerX> screwss, are you all there upstairs mate?
54:00 <grem> air asia plane missing
54:00 <screwss> 14:53	StrykerX	screwss, sorry to let you down, however I only share this channel with Skirmish
55:00 <couleurs> i hate u guys
55:00 <Pieter> oh you love me
55:00 <StrykerX> I mean that, simply put, I don't reside in any other channels with him.
55:00 <screwss> youre keeping eerily silent on these child molestation allegations Skirmish... therefore YOU MUST BE GUILTY !
55:00 <screwss> according to StrykerXs logic anyway
55:00 <simba> screwss willingly joining the other room to cop shit was funny... do that again screwss
56:00 <simba> stop filling this room with retardation
56:00 <screwss> i got ops in the 'other room'
56:00 <screwss> but i dont really like that room so i dont go in any more
56:00 <simba> isnt it the same for you in any room?
56:00 <screwss> alright looks like the person i came in to talk to isnt online
56:00 <screwss> Skirmish: alright bitch its anything else you got to say or forever hold ur peace
56:00 <simba> or doesnt exist
56:00 <screwss> tits*
56:00 <StrykerX> screwss is getting frustrated because he has exposed himself bad.
57:00 <simba> yep cya
57:00 <simba> dont come back
57:00 <Skirmish> lol is that it? Skirmish is a pedo insults. screwss running at 110%. 
57:00 <screwss> screwss is a stalker insults?
57:00 <simba> hes doing a b1 pretending theres someone somewhere using irc that loves talking 2 him
57:00 <screwss> at least the one about you being a pedo is not based on make believe
57:00 <Nikky`> Nikky` is just came on and none of you cunts said hello 
57:00 <crazy_one> lols
57:00 <screwss> simba: actually they use email too
57:00 <screwss> and facebook
57:00 <simba> cant u guys talk for 5 minutes without mentioning pedos?
58:00 <screwss> 14:27		*** screwss joined #melbourne Welcome to Melbourne - We like Nickleback Topic set by BlackDevil on Fri Dec 26 2014 06:53:02 GMT+1100 (AUS Eastern Daylight Time) 14:27	lx	 Cookie Of The Day - Now and then an innocent person is sent to the legislature. 14:28	Skirmish	Good afternoon screwss. Got an overseas student lined up to attempt to have sex with thi
58:00 <screwss> i dont think so
58:00 <simba> please dont spam
59:00 <screwss> i learnt yesterday that muslims dont eat pigs. so that prolly means they dont eat Skirmish 
59:00 <simba> werent you going
59:00 <screwss> ill leave when im good. if you want me to go sooner ur gona have to kick ban
59:00 <simba> what if youre never good
59:00 <Skirmish> lol screwss being tough cracks me up.
00:00 <simba> <screwss> alright looks like the person i came in to talk to isnt online - thats where u should quit
01:00 <screwss> Skirmish: have a good one dickhead. and please for everyones sake including yours, stay away from young children this holiday season
01:00 <Skirmish> Just .... WOW. 
01:00 <simba> lol thats like what a 15 year old would do before running out of a room
01:00 <Nikky`> I always come on when its all fun and games
02:00 <Skirmish> lol Nikky`
03:00 <Pieter> nap time
03:00 <Pieter> bbl
04:00 <simba> christ
06:00 <Fez> Hinikky
07:00 <Nikky`> Hey Hey
07:00 <Nikky`> Some kind of wonderful is now on
08:00 <Fez> Cricket?!
08:00 <Fez> I know.
09:00 <Nikky`> haha god no
09:00 <Pieter> whenever i see an 80s movie it always reminds me of porn
09:00 <Pieter> :/
09:00 <Nikky`> bad enough it was on 3 channels at gym today
10:00 <Fez> Nice gym nikky
10:00 <Nikky`> Not nice when it keeps playing the cricket
12:00 <Fez> Best gym
12:00 <Fez> Curves?
14:00 <Pieter> lumeah lumeah pooomeah
16:00 <Nikky`> No
16:00 <simba> im curvy
20:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, Pieter !
21:00 <Pieter> ok:(
21:00 <couleurs> :)
22:00 <Fez> Dang
24:00 <Pieter> now i gotta find out which vitamin to take to fuck off this alcohol 
24:00 <Pieter> prob vit b but *shrug* 
24:00 <Pieter> MY TUMMY IS GETTING BIG :(
25:00 <couleurs> fatso!!!!!!!!
30:00 <Fez> Ron,the
30:00 <couleurs> bowl king
30:00 <TheRon> aussie aussie aussie
31:00 <TheRon> steve smith is tha king
31:00 <Pieter> im becoming one
31:00 <Pieter> im gonna take a pic of it 
31:00 <Pieter> then in 2 months im gonna do a before n after after a tweak =p
31:00 <Pieter> ill be fat then in 36 hours ill be ripped ;p
32:00 <TheRon> anybody have any idea what Pieter is on about?
34:00 <couleurs> no
34:00 <Pieter> shut up couleurs , i was responding to you
34:00 <Pieter> and blow me TheRon , your attempt at being a dick succeeded
35:00 <TheRon> excellent
35:00 <Skirmish> lol TheRon
35:00 <Skirmish> Nobody ever knows what Pieter the crackhead is on about. It's why he has to sit there entertaining himself for the most part. 
35:00 <Skirmish> Everyone tends to just ignore his stupidity. 
36:00 <TheRon> it's worth asking sometimes
36:00 <TheRon> it could be important
36:00 <Skirmish> Highly unlikely unless it's complaining about how cashies tried to rip him off.
36:00 <Pieter> anyone have an idea what TheRon is on about?
36:00 <couleurs> me did
36:00 <Nikky`> Quiet in here this afternoon
37:00 <Pieter> shut up couleurs
37:00 <Skirmish> Nobody has a problem understanding what TheRon is on about. 
37:00 <TheRon> it's not pieter's fault, it's a collingwood thing
37:00 <couleurs> go da dees
37:00 <Fez> Not enough boob talk to bring the boys from the yard
38:00 <Pieter> hey!
38:00 <Pieter> i only helped the cunts on xmas day
38:00 <Pieter> other than that i hate the football club
38:00 <Pieter> i shoulda known when i got this bullshit signed by eddie mcguire :/
38:00 <Pieter> fucking dunce.
39:00 <TheRon> fifa?
39:00 <Pieter> later
39:00 <Pieter> bbs
39:00 <TheRon> damn!
40:00 <Nikky`> I guess so
40:00 <Nikky`> Well I am off also - lay down before this headache gets worse
40:00 <Skirmish> It's much nicer in here with screwss gone. 
42:00 <Fez> Breasts!
42:00 <TheRon> where?
42:00 <Fez> And cricket
42:00 <TheRon> and beer
43:00 <Fez> Channel 0
43:00 <Fez> 9*
43:00 <TheRon> should always be breasts at the cricket
44:00 <Fez> Agreed
44:00 <Fez> Cricket breasts are ace
45:00 <Fez> Imo.
45:00 <TheRon> some of the best breasts
47:00 <TheRon> catch A
47:00 <norti> is it just quiet or am i lagged ?
47:00 <simba> ur lagging
48:00 <Fez> Catch c
48:00 <TheRon> i like steve smith's better
48:00 <Fez> Fair nuff
48:00 <Skirmish> you are lagging
48:00 <norti> ok
48:00 <simba> U_r_lAGGIN
49:00 <Fez> Catch b is the worst though?
49:00 <TheRon> yes!
49:00 <Fez> Agreed
50:00 <TheRon> ziggy played guitar
50:00 <Pieter> no catching chlamydia is the worst thing
50:00 <Fez> Is it cus he is black?
51:00 <TheRon> always
51:00 <Balan> Oh Gawd! My tooth fell off!
51:00 <Fez> Neat
51:00 <MrMark> i need to pee
51:00 <Balan> pee me a river
52:00 <Fez> India doin better than aus
52:00 <Balan> govt will provide ya some bush grants
52:00 <TheRon> i like bush
52:00 <Balan> bush telegraph
52:00 <TheRon> oh that bush
54:00 <Balan> http://www.theland.com.au/news/agriculture/general/healthcare/more-rural-facilities-for-gps-nash/2719171.aspx
54:00 <TheRon> that's amazing
58:00 <Balan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDWyyP8UAac
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hands-on: The Tegra K1-powered Acer Chromebook 13 (Aug 12, 2014) 2:45 - Category: Science & Technology - 73,725 views - 764 likes (97.9%), 16 dislikes (2.1%)
59:00 <Balan> oovoo is shit, I'd stick with tango
59:00 <TheRon> i'd rather have a beer
01:00 <Balan> wow how cool is that
01:00 <Balan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VT4S5nc89w&feature=share
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How To Make A Tango Mobile Video Call (Sep 28, 2010) 1:30 - Category: Howto & Style - views - 183 likes (78.2%), 51 dislikes (21.8%)
01:00 <TheRon> the beer??
01:00 <screwss> im ron burgandy
01:00 <couleurs> i'm cool
02:00 <TheRon> i'm ron burgundy??
03:00 <Fez> Hashtag 60secondlag
04:00 <Balan> im balan the son of neptune
04:00 <screwss> anyone seen zloop
04:00 <Balan> I have to go eat icecream
05:00 <TheRon> i am cornholio i need tp for my bunghole
05:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
05:00 <Blarp> ewww that's very green
05:00 <Ana_Ng> very red on my screen
05:00 <Ana_Ng> .
06:00 <Blarp> there was red too.. but either way, very bad visually
06:00 <simba> brilliant
08:00 <TheRon> she's got a ticket to ride but she don't care
10:00 <Balan> http://youtu.be/8Iei32AUJfc
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Prince Edward Island, Canada (Jun 20, 2011) 3:26 - Category: News & Politics - 87,580 views - 260 likes (97%), 8 dislikes (3%)
11:00 <simba> ramblin rose
14:00 <Balan> As charming as the thoughts
16:00 <partay> who is going to make me a sammich?
16:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna make you an omlette
16:00 <partay> TheRon i like you 
17:00 <TheRon> i make it with 3 different kinds of cheese
17:00 <partay> with bacon and onion ?
17:00 <Pieter> kodi.tv
17:00 <TheRon> bacon and spring onion
17:00 <partay> Pieter please kill yourself 
17:00 <partay> TheRon.. you'll make someone  agood wife one day
17:00 <Bellatrix> Hrmm... that looks awfully Christmassy :P
18:00 <Pieter> wishing death apon another ..... you must feel good about yourself
18:00 <TheRon> he keeps o'ding but some idiot at the hospital keeps saving him
18:00 <Pieter> go fuck yourself TheRon
18:00 <Pieter> stupid dunce.
18:00 <Pieter> following on a trolls comments , shows how remarkably stupid you are
18:00 <partay> thats a double negative
18:00 <Pieter> notice remarkbly :)
18:00 <partay> therefore TheRon is smart
19:00 <partay> Pieter breathe dude 
19:00 <Pieter> *muah* mah lil bitch:)
19:00 <partay> Christopher is here
19:00 <TheRon> london calling to the far away towns.....
19:00 <partay> handjobs for all 
19:00 <partay> the clash
19:00 <Christopher> i didnt celebrate xmas
19:00 <Christopher> or easter
20:00 <couleurs> AMERICAN television actor Dustin Diamond, who played Screech on the 1990s TV show Saved by the Bell, has been charged with stabbing a man during a bar fight on Christmas Day.
20:00 <Pieter> yeh we know
20:00 <Pieter> screech was a badass 
20:00 <Pieter> :/
20:00 <partay> couleurs useless info
20:00 <StrykerX> Oh god
21:00 <couleurs> RIP Screechster
21:00 <Pieter> kodi 14.0 is out :)\
21:00 <couleurs> you're useless!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:00 <Christopher> didnt see my parents on christmas for first time
21:00 <TheRon> i want breasts damn it!!!
21:00 <couleurs> plex is better
21:00 <Pieter> oh hell no it aint
21:00 <StrykerX> That's still 360ish days off
21:00 <Skirmish> YAY for using mirc with "strip all colour codes" turned on.
21:00 <StrykerX> /clear
22:00 <Pieter> xbmc / kodi has always been on top :)
22:00 <Pieter> i use it for live tv also , not sure if plex does that
22:00 <Pieter> oh wait , i think it does
22:00 <partay> for you TheRon   http://static.tumblr.com/bb0bbbf504e4996e179d10c2a1591743/vtxygqe/8kBmpsohl/tumblr_static_ti.jpg
22:00 <Christopher> xmas dinner was big mac meal
22:00 <Christopher> cause a friend came
22:00 <Christopher> or i wouldnt have eaten at all
22:00 <Pieter> but *spit* on that , media portal is 2nd best :p
22:00 <StrykerX> Also, simba should be z-lined for that eye cancer.
23:00 <simba> *muah* mah lil bitch:)
23:00 <couleurs> your mom's always bean on top :)
23:00 <Pieter> mallrats!
24:00 <Pieter> aint seen this since 1997 :/
24:00 <Pieter> or 1999 cant remember:/
25:00 <Pieter> kittylicious was part of the vw story
25:00 <TheRon> partay: always thinking of others
25:00 <Pieter> she was meant to get it in the vag but she got it up the ass accidently and yelped whilst in a car :/
25:00 <Pieter> i miss the old #melbourne parties / cookie parties:(
26:00 <couleurs> me 2
26:00 <TheRon> there must be some kind of way out of here said the joker to the thief............
29:00 <simba> i dont think thats how it works m7
31:00 <TheRon> lazing on a sunny afternoon, in the summertime!
31:00 <couleurs> http://apps.npr.org/best-songs-2014/
32:00 <couleurs> sweat web design broes
32:00 <TheRon> go dortmund fc
33:00 <couleurs> bvb !
34:00 <TheRon> leipzig?
37:00 <zaim> thats cool
38:00 <TheRon> fleetwood mac - dreams
38:00 <Skirmish> In the light ... we are one. Inspirational stuff on World of Warcraft.
39:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder when summer is actually turning up
39:00 <TheRon> fez, a wicket??
39:00 <Bastardly_One> not that I'm complaining but I'm sure everone else is
39:00 <TheRon> ballarat ppl are bitches when it comes to the weather
39:00 <TheRon> i wear shorts 3/4 of the year
40:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: when are you having a game of bowls??
41:00 <Bastardly_One> probably never knowning me 
41:00 <TheRon> i mean it's right there
42:00 <TheRon> what if lawn bowls was on the xbax??
42:00 <TheRon> xbox
42:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno
42:00 <Bastardly_One> wont go near an xbox :P
42:00 <TheRon> you have one of them
42:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, can you log into your psn?
43:00 <couleurs> idk 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> try?
43:00 <couleurs> ok
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's supposedly fixed but not for me
43:00 <Bastardly_One> kim dotcom bribed them apparently to stop ddossing
43:00 <TheRon> jive talkin' telling me lies.......
45:00 <couleurs> no it's still broken
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow
45:00 <couleurs> fat cunt didn't do anything
45:00 <Bastardly_One> they accepted his offer
45:00 <Bastardly_One> then said nuh
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you fatty
45:00 <Bastardly_One> just reading now
45:00 <couleurs> just gave dumb script kids access to his shit and got free publicity
46:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh if the attacks started again they'd be automatically canceled
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you know why he is so keen on fixing it right?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he's an avid xboxer
46:00 <couleurs> who cares
47:00 <couleurs> suck my dicks every1
47:00 <TheRon> no fifa?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> no lots of things
48:00 <Skirmish> dicks? You have skin tags that you have mistaken for dicks? 
48:00 <couleurs> #free_screech
48:00 <Bastardly_One> hashtag it for real on twitter
48:00 <Bastardly_One> see if it takes off
49:00 <couleurs> ok
50:00 <Bastardly_One> for two days all I've wanted to do is finish this horrid FUT season I am hating
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and some gaming hackers who only pick on gamers
50:00 <Bastardly_One> decide to fuck the holidays up
50:00 <Bastardly_One> when does school start again in the US damn it?
50:00 <couleurs> https://twitter.com/PSN_Updates
51:00 <couleurs> should be back up soon
51:00 <Bastardly_One> or playstationau
51:00 <Bastardly_One> on twitter I mean
52:00 <couleurs> haven't played fifa all week
52:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you ill?
52:00 <TheRon> breasts??
52:00 <Bastardly_One> http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2014/12/officials-order-ohio-man-to-take-down-zombie-nativity-scene-3082796.html
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I am sure this story was around last year
52:00 <couleurs> no, bean busy
53:00 <B1-not-here> another missing plane from indonesia
53:00 <Ana_Ng> hurry up and make a jpg telling people to pray for it
54:00 <TheRon> which nintendo character was once called jumpwalk??
54:00 <Pieter> your mum
54:00 <couleurs> sanic
54:00 <TheRon> no
55:00 <couleurs> crash bondicum
55:00 <TheRon> mario
55:00 <Bastardly_One> According to one survey, 5 percent of UK residents check Facebook during sex.
55:00 <couleurs> so close...
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Thai people will type "555" instead of "Hahaha" in text messages because the number 5 is pronounced "Ha."
56:00 <Bastardly_One> look out ... I'm on @UberFacts
56:00 <TheRon> lost in love and don't know much
56:00 <Bastardly_One> don't we all suffer this though?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if it's china ... that'd make sense
57:00 <Bastardly_One> People with misophonia are enraged by ambient sounds, like other people breathing or chewing.
57:00 <Bastardly_One> people chewing pisses me right off
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a fucking human shut up sounding like a wild animal
57:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than random indo/malay planes going down
57:00 <Skirmish> INCOMING tin foil hat conspiracy theory.
58:00 <couleurs> hope we get a free game again
58:00 <Skirmish> mebbe it's ALIENS, that have teamed up with ANONYMOUS AND the ILLUMINATI! 
59:00 <milk> free game?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> not their fault though
59:00 <couleurs> yer u herd
59:00 <TheRon> free hat?
59:00 <milk> like a extra life on pacman?
59:00 <simba> lol
59:00 <simba> maybe u should stop falling 4 distractions Bastardly_One
00:00 <milk> used to get 1UP on old games
00:00 <Bastardly_One> we're due for Jan's freebie anyway
00:00 <simba> doesnt ur mate alex jones have anything 2 say about disctractions.. no wait he encourages u 2 get lost in em my bad 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it annoys me more that I can't ... than that I want to
01:00 <Bastardly_One> sure, I'd play you in soccer if you wanted but the point is I can't
01:00 <TheRon> lumeah, if today was your last day and tomorrow was too late, would you say goodbye to yesterday?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I haven't read a thing of his in a very long time
02:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <simba> kool
03:00 <Bastardly_One> this is scary
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Collectively speaking, humans have spent longer playing World of Warcraft (over 6 million years) than we have existed as a species separate…
03:00 <milk> ?
03:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w97Ey0h1iLY
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guy Plays the boobs to Phil Collins at a wedding! (Jun 1, 2010) 1:56 - Category: Comedy - 82,102 views - 73 likes (86.9%), dislikes (13.1%)
04:00 <milk> you think there is a point to life?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on a page called UberFacts
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Benjamin Franklin wrote "Fart Proudly," a scientific essay about farts.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate Skirmish
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he's right
04:00 <Bastardly_One> remember my elbow incident?
04:00 <Skirmish> I am always right. 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking red/purple
05:00 <milk> well, I can't say much about that, but I can say that I don't care
05:00 <TheRon> i do like brazilian fart porn
05:00 <milk> personally I think it would much nicer to have friends than people who want my stuff
05:00 <Skirmish> Why is it scary that people play computer games? 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so some shit is up on that elbow
05:00 <Skirmish> You'll be enjoying a hospital stay soon. 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
06:00 <TheRon> a friend in need is ok but a friend with weed is better
06:00 <Bastardly_One> A dog has the same ecological footprint as two Toyota Landcruisers.
06:00 <Bastardly_One> now that is amazing
06:00 <Bastardly_One> a dog is that bad?
06:00 <milk> technically?
06:00 <Skirmish> I would be skeptical of those facts. 
06:00 <milk> that should read tireprints
06:00 <simba> do u have an elbow full of pus?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that sounds ... debatable
07:00 <milk> and yes many dogs fit in Toyota tyreprints
07:00 <milk> you see they go to sleep under the car out in th paddock
07:00 <Skirmish> this one character I am playing right now in wow has been online for 51 days 16hours all up.
07:00 <milk> because its the only shade and they're not allowed in th cab
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I just noticed in the mirror before though
07:00 <Skirmish> I'm not right then because I said it was MRSA in which case it will be like a small balloon full of puss. 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomits*
07:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno about you guys but I don't exacty go around looking at my elbows
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... nuh
07:00 <simba> i bet u have an infection with shitloads of pus in it
08:00 <Skirmish> It's not my oldest character either. 
08:00 <milk> the farmer just starts up, thinking about the fencing or feeding the sheep, or wool prices whatever and forgets to check the dog is out from under
08:00 <Skirmish> I think that one is 80 something days.
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I know this one is true
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but they need to explain it 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> The brain treats rejection like physical pain
08:00 <Skirmish> Maybe it's liver spots. You are old. 
08:00 <British^Meat> lol
08:00 <British^Meat> sucked in
08:00 <Bastardly_One> no, I had an infection ... ought to of seen it when Skirmish thought it was MRSA
08:00 <Skirmish> oh hai kate hows was your christmas?
10:00 <Skirmish> I debate that one too. \
10:00 <Skirmish> It would depend on the person and how deep they were emotionally. 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> “Beats" by Dre headphones, which can sell for as much as $450, only cost about $14 to produce.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, it's the same set of chemicals/triggers
10:00 <Skirmish> Well my brain is broken then because I don't feel pain by being told no. 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I did read that somewhere is something about the brain
10:00 <Skirmish> Is today sunday? 
10:00 <simba> sonntag
11:00 <simba> by dre for idiots hahahahahaha
11:00 <Skirmish> I call bullshit on that "fact".  
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon simba
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a fun page anyway Skirmish
11:00 <Skirmish> Beats have improved quite a bit since being bought out by apple. 
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> I've lost track of time to be completely honest lol
12:00 <Skirmish> Well, so the reviews say. 
12:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <couleurs> bose by dr bose r betta
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> My xmas was good! Lots of food, water fight, awesome presents, and lots of laughs :D
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i'm still on holidays! yew!
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> until the 5th Jan…. woot, woot 
12:00 <Skirmish> lol sounds awesome. I have to work wednesday, then I am off until the following wednesday. 
12:00 <simba> this is a good cheap headset if n e 1 wants a mic https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/176794
13:00 <Bastardly_One> get ready to google
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I doubt this one 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Hinduism worships over 33 million gods or demigods
13:00 <Bastardly_One> 33 million?
13:00 <BlackDevil> <3
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> lovely
13:00 <Skirmish> ... and I have been off since last wednesday. 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> how was your xmas?
13:00 <Skirmish> quiet thankfully. Took Ethan and one of his mates to see the Hobbit yesterday. 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> someone has corrected it 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> to 33
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a bit more like it
14:00 <BlackDevil> i worship Bastardly_One
14:00 <simba> yeah 33 million gods sounds too crazy aye cant be right, they got their religion wrong
14:00 <simba> thank god for us and google
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh simba
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the brand at Big W is like 10 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and the loudest things in the universe
14:00 <Bastardly_One> remember me on Skype?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking LOUD
15:00 <simba> (the 1 real god)
15:00 <simba> 10 bux is 10 bux more than 0
15:00 <Bastardly_One> true that
15:00 <Bastardly_One> then get a 7.1 sound ubs stick
15:00 <Bastardly_One> *usb stick
16:00 <couleurs> kool
16:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
16:00 <Bastardly_One> In 31 states of the U.S., rapists can legally sue for child custody if the rape results in pregnancy.
16:00 <Bastardly_One> surely not
16:00 <simba> eh
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and turn your earphones in to Beats yo
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got one of those usb sticks
16:00 <Bastardly_One> 70 fucking dollars it was 
16:00 <simba> u have beats headphones?
17:00 <simba> yeah that cant be right aye 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> do I look retarded?
17:00 <simba> yes
17:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I have one of those usb sticks
18:00 <simba> does it give you HD 7.1 surround sound
18:00 <Bastardly_One> my old lappy, the headphones broke ... the jack ended up stayin in the earphone jack
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it does if you headphones can handle it 
19:00 <milk> what if you're black?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Research in the UK has found that men do not reach full maturity until the age of 43 – While, women don't reach maturity until age 32.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> explains a lot
19:00 <simba> amazing
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll see if I can google it 
19:00 <British^Meat> oh i got one of those head sets simba
20:00 <couleurs> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck do they find this shit?
20:00 <milk> why are you always so dour?
20:00 <British^Meat> sturdy as
20:00 <simba> woot
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I like my turtle beach headset
20:00 <Bastardly_One> bit useless for the PS4 now
20:00 <British^Meat> i dont really use em much since i got a speaker set up
21:00 <simba> gaymadeupshitushouldstoppastinginhere.com
21:00 <simba> ??
22:00 <Bastardly_One> this one is bull
22:00 <Bastardly_One> People who eat fish at least once a week have thicker, stronger and more resilient brains.
22:00 <milk> gay-indians.com
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be waaaaaay smart if that was true
22:00 <milk> heh I know you clicked simba
22:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I got charged 70 for this
22:00 <Bastardly_One> exact same thing ... 3 yrs ago
22:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.everbuying.com/product543575.html?currency=AUD&gclid=CM6NlbSM6MICFQ0AvAodfLEAEA
23:00 <milk> wut?
23:00 <simba> clicked what
23:00 <simba> oh 
23:00 <simba> yeah good one
23:00 <simba> got me...........................................................................
23:00 <Bastardly_One> 5 dollars and 40 cents
23:00 <Bastardly_One> get one 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> especially if you have a good speaker set up
23:00 <Bastardly_One> they're good
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the one I got ripped off another 65 dollars for
24:00 <Nikky`> Got you real good
24:00 <simba> why would u compromise a good speaker set up with a usb virtual surround dongle
25:00 <simba> doohickeys have no place in a sound set up
25:00 <British^Meat> indeed
26:00 <British^Meat> i swear B1 is a cross between beagle and pandas
27:00 <simba> the family tree
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you're just another Skirmish ... so your opinion means nothing to me twat bat
28:00 <milk> I see what you did there
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Skata sta moutra sou
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yay!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> how to swear in other languages
28:00 <British^Meat> another Skirmish? im not sure what that means, but mmkay
28:00 <simba> im just another Skirmish 2
29:00 <kattt> hi strangers!
29:00 <British^Meat> i could think of worse ppl to be compared to
29:00 <Bastardly_One> an arrogant nothing that thinks they're someone they're not 
30:00 <Skirmish> whoa how did I get bought into this? Rage on old timer. 
30:00 <British^Meat> sheeesh
30:00 <British^Meat> i know...
30:00 <British^Meat> this dude been trying to troll me for weeks
30:00 <British^Meat> and i say one thing..
30:00 <simba> i think im someone im not
30:00 <British^Meat> Nice one :)
30:00 <simba> (donkey kong)
30:00 <Bastardly_One> want a tissue?
30:00 <Skirmish> simba: Just be the best someone you're not you can be, and everything will be alright. 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> how to swear in every language in the world ... http://www.youswear.com/
31:00 <British^Meat> yes Bastardly_One
31:00 <British^Meat> i literally want you to get me a tissue
31:00 <British^Meat> right now
31:00 <simba> i think im george w bush but im not him
31:00 <Skirmish> I think the only person that needs a tissue is you B1. Check the rage at the log in screen bro. 
31:00 <Doodle> its a bit penisy in here
32:00 <Doodle> :/
32:00 <Skirmish> YOU WOT M8
32:00 <Doodle> does your bf slap too
32:00 <Skirmish> Today is be someone you are not day. Who are you Doodle?
32:00 <Doodle> um
33:00 <couleurs> kool
33:00 <Doodle> dracula
33:00 <Skirmish> Nice choice! 
33:00 <Skirmish> Sparkly version that can walk around during the day or traditional melt in the sun dracula? 
33:00 <Doodle> fuck off i'm not gay
33:00 <Doodle> melt in the sun ofc
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> not really
34:00 <Bastardly_One> this is how bored I am 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I cleaned out gutters and crap today ... was melt in the sun material
34:00 <Doodle> ew
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I want the psn back!
35:00 <Doodle> i just did like 10 missions on gtao by myself cos no cunt would help me
35:00 <Doodle> fuckers
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I still didn't get what I wanted off the roof
35:00 <Doodle> too busy killing each other
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
35:00 <Skirmish> I am considering giving Destiny a bash later.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I have done all mine solo
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Destiny is alright 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> overated though
35:00 <Doodle> i've had people join in but atm the servers are all over the shop
35:00 <Bastardly_One> very linear
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I am saying all the 71 levels
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I've done alone
36:00 <Bastardly_One> not one mission except for one with simba, Loof and British^Meat
36:00 <Doodle> its worth more money and rp if you can get someone to join in
36:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
36:00 <Doodle> but i'm impatient
36:00 <simba> kum
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I'm not triple digits yet
36:00 <Doodle> plus sometimes lately i'm in a session on my own
37:00 <couleurs> me 2
37:00 <Lumeah> withdrawals boys?
37:00 <Doodle> cbf finding another one
37:00 <Bastardly_One> solo is good to practice a new race or something 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> a new mission too
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yes!
38:00 <Doodle> i've been lucky and finished most of them first go
38:00 <British^Meat> yer Bastardly_One, is that that time we raced and you only lost one race?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I've lost more than one 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but I win them most of the time
38:00 <British^Meat> to us...
38:00 <simba> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10603644_865586633492162_8948862274953178404_n.jpg?oh=abec2e7a4769c85355cedc6de4954e1d&oe=5532086F&__gda__=1426209239_07a226516b600ff89e253b5e49d0c854 lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I lost that same race again just before
39:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs though ... got stuff I better do
39:00 <couleurs> me 2
39:00 <British^Meat> funny, coz i dont remember you winning any :/
39:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck would you know idiot?
39:00 <British^Meat> coz me, u simba, loof raced, and you won zero of them
39:00 <British^Meat> we did like 7 races
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you deleted me before I even started playing properly
39:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't 7
39:00 <British^Meat> u sure?
40:00 <British^Meat> what number was it?
40:00 <simba> classic racen
40:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea ... wasn't that many though
40:00 <British^Meat> lol
40:00 <British^Meat> ok dude
40:00 <Doodle> do a skid
40:00 <simba> it was probably 6
40:00 <simba> 6.9
40:00 <Doodle> keke
41:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Ku5QhvD.jpg
41:00 <couleurs> my playstation right now
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you and your topics
41:00 <Bastardly_One> are shit
41:00 <British^Meat> & r u seriously still bitching about me deleting u from PSN
41:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it was fucking retarded
41:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm actually logging on to find stats now
42:00 <Bastardly_One> just to prove to you that despite those races
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I am supposedly good
42:00 <Bastardly_One> supposedly being the operative word
42:00 <British^Meat> still wont prove u lost all those races to us
42:00 <British^Meat> but whatevs
43:00 <Nikky`> Poor couleurs
43:00 <couleurs> http://map.ipviking.com/
43:00 <couleurs> pew pew pew
43:00 <Bastardly_One> to you two I did ... what's your point though?
43:00 <BlackDevil> i dont know Bastardly_One
43:00 <BlackDevil> i like nickleback
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you should be deleted from services for ever
44:00 <Bastardly_One> for admitting that
44:00 <British^Meat> errr there wasnt really a point, i was just discussing u didnt win any races with us and lost 7
44:00 <BlackDevil> but im not serenity
44:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck do I know?
44:00 <BlackDevil> i wuv u
44:00 <Bastardly_One> same reason I am supposedly ok at Fifa by myelf until I play another person
45:00 <Bastardly_One> far out
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that took forever to load
45:00 <Bastardly_One> almost ps3 speed
46:00 <Nikky`> Anywho - it be nap time
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought snow was supposed to be until Jan?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> gay
46:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't tell you
47:00 <couleurs> kool
47:00 <simba> its capricorn time btiches
50:00 <BlackDevil> its two girls 1 cup
51:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1419748767317.gif
01:00 <simba> 2 half ops 1 irc window lol
02:00 <Pieter> *yawn*
02:00 <Pieter> fuck her
02:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
03:00 <Pieter> aaaaaanyway
03:00 <Pieter> im sexy
03:00 <Pieter> didnt you know?
04:00 <Lumeah> yup
05:00 <Pieter> salt n pepper @ billboards eh
05:00 <Pieter> :)
08:00 <BlackDevil> hands up
08:00 <BlackDevil> dont shoot
10:00 <simba> poor yankees
11:00 <BlackDevil> im not worried
12:00 <simba> why would you be
12:00 <simba> youre white
13:00 <scout> Hi
14:00 <BlackDevil> maybe im mexican
14:00 <BlackDevil> might be deported
16:00 <Pieter> Bye
16:00 <simba> u wish
21:00 <Taco> simbeehhh
21:00 <Taco> do you still not like me and b1?
23:00 <simba> shut up taco, go back 2 idling
23:00 <Taco> I don't idle, I just don't talk when you're around because I know you'll get your feelings hurt and ban me for no real reason
24:00 <British^Meat> not no reason
24:00 <British^Meat> you're trouble, and its your angle
24:00 <British^Meat> we've all seen it, you're not new
24:00 <simba> dont even start trolling or u will be gone m8
24:00 <Taco> I'm new for this year
24:00 <British^Meat> meh
24:00 <British^Meat> you've already sown your seeds
24:00 <British^Meat> good luck with irc in the future
25:00 <Taco> ok but in english?
25:00 <simba> go back 2 idling
26:00 <StrykerX> lol @ irc and future being in the same sentence
26:00 <simba> thats hilarious
26:00 <simba> brb rolling on the floor laughing
26:00 <Taco> plmc
28:00 <Pieter> *burp*
28:00 <Taco> BM: I am not new, but I'm old old. Something tells me that most the people here came to IRC sometime after I left
28:00 <StrykerX> (Y)
28:00 <simba> so youre not a teenager?
28:00 <Taco> Life was cooler when Dan was dating a Canadian
28:00 <Taco> for 2 weeks
28:00 <Bastardly_One> which one?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he's gone through a couple/few
29:00 <simba> did you end up complaining to Longie about me ? lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> who?
29:00 <Taco> nah, I had rum
29:00 <Taco> thanks for reminding me tho
29:00 <simba> Taco threatened to do it, even tho lwaxana banned him. u wouldve been proud of the namedrop Bastardly_One
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh him ... Jesus ... here's a tip
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Dan doesn't give a fuck
30:00 <simba> he said he'd bring it up at the pub too
30:00 <Bastardly_One> unless it's services related
30:00 <simba> like Longie, who hasnt thought of irc in 5 years, wants to discuss Tacos ban at the pub
30:00 <simba> lmao
30:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahaha @ the pub
30:00 <simba> thats what made me genuinely believe Taco is a teenager
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he's in Syd
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Longie is in Qld
30:00 <simba> amazing
31:00 <Bastardly_One> want to get his attention
31:00 <Taco> remove bra
31:00 <Bastardly_One> mention truthful shit about so called admin on this network
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and being completely bias
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but other than that he couldn't give a shit 
31:00 <Taco> yes, time for paranoia
32:00 <Pieter> i didnt do that
32:00 <Taco> I'm out, bai
32:00 <Bastardly_One> good
32:00 <simba> say hi 2 dan 4 me lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll be dreaming of way to fuck you up now
35:00 <Taco> You're either a really bad troll b1, or a total dumbass. I'm going with the dumbass side.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> no, you annoy the fuck out of me 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you and your little gang in your channel
35:00 <Taco> Its kind of deliberate
35:00 <Taco> Gang?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you "heard" me 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the gang of trolling losers
36:00 <Taco> A gang is organised
36:00 <Taco> We're just all guys who don't like you, its very disorganised
37:00 <Bastardly_One> sad little cretins with no lives more like
37:00 <Taco> Yea, not a hypocritical thing for you to say at all eh
37:00 <StrykerX> Another plane went down?
37:00 <StrykerX> Wtf?
37:00 <British^Meat> :)
37:00 <Taco> Lets poke fun at everyone while ignoring our own problems
37:00 <Taco> Makes sense dude
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Stryker
38:00 <Taco> Must be the golden triangle
38:00 <Bastardly_One> nice attempt at a deflection there but fail
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the entire channel that is active is telling you the same thing
39:00 <Pieter> careful of Nessita people
39:00 <Pieter> she will pull you into her web
39:00 <couleurs> psn!!!!!
39:00 <Pieter> is it on yet?\
39:00 <couleurs> no
39:00 <Pieter> then fuck you
39:00 <Pieter> CAREFUL OF NESSITA PEOPLE
39:00 <couleurs> #rEkT
39:00 <Pieter> THE BITCH IS EVIL
39:00 <Bastardly_One> bit in denial there eh?
39:00 <Taco> Totes
39:00 <Bastardly_One> go tell Dan about it
39:00 <Taco> Tell us about your son again, and how you've never bought him a christmas present ever.
39:00 <simba> " I'm out, bai" .. stays to troll
39:00 <simba> shut up Taco
40:00 <Pieter> although she comes across as good
40:00 <Pieter> SHES PURE EVIL
40:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, Pieter !
40:00 <Taco> Ok
41:00 <Pieter> ok i will :(
41:00 <Pieter> im drunk anyway :((\
41:00 <Pieter> BUT NESSITA IS STILL EVIL
41:00 <Pieter> :)
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that doesn't mean pm me either
42:00 <couleurs> k
42:00 <StrykerX> So, why is it everyone vs Taco in here?
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmm
42:00 <British^Meat> Taco > Bastardly_One
42:00 <simba> because ur moms chest hair 
42:00 <StrykerX> rofl
42:00 <British^Meat> but boot em both to be certain
43:00 <StrykerX> I think hell would freeze over before b1 was booted
43:00 <simba> spring cleaning
43:00 <StrykerX> He appears to be the golden child.
43:00 <simba> hehe child
43:00 <British^Meat> hah, pandas mkII
43:00 <Bastardly_One> totally wrong
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I get booted when I'm in the wrong
44:00 <simba> dont let StrykerX troll u
44:00 <simba> hes 1 of the worst 1s
44:00 <British^Meat> Mmmm
44:00 <British^Meat> all 3 of em
44:00 <Skirmish> INCOMING tears of blood from B1 that he isn't at fault ... the rest of Austnet is the problem. 
44:00 <Taco> I like StrykerX, but apparently we're in a gang together
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ho hum
44:00 <StrykerX> LOL
44:00 <StrykerX> Gang?
44:00 <Taco> StrykerX: we need to invent gang signs in ASCII
45:00 <couleurs> psn!!!!!
45:00 <simba> u guys gotta admit, Bastardly_One gives u something to do
45:00 <Skirmish> INCOMING simba gets PM from B1 telling him to "do his job". 
45:00 <simba> just by having a nickname in irc
45:00 <Taco> simba: he does, except you keep banning me for talking
45:00 <British^Meat> cant we just vote or make up a new gronk list or somink?
45:00 <simba> Taco i said stop trying to troll me, dont make me say it a third time...
46:00 <Taco> I'm not trolling you, and I don't want to troll you
46:00 <StrykerX> simba, how is suggesting you ban him a troll attempt?
46:00 <StrykerX> I must be oblivious to something.
46:00 <simba> u are
46:00 <Skirmish> INCOMING bans occur because simba is B1's new PS pal and bans on his behalf. 
46:00 <British^Meat> ffs, i blame BlackDevil, if it wasnt for that nonce im sure none of u 3 would be here
46:00 <simba> lwaxana is the 1 he has a problem with but hes trying 2 stir shit
46:00 <British^Meat> I miss Serentiy :(
47:00 <Bastardly_One> bastards
47:00 <Taco> British^Meat: same actually
47:00 <simba> i banned him for something totally understandable, then he raged at lwaxana who banned him for 60 days or something, he kept messaging me whining about it
47:00 <Pieter> ewww dont fucking say that
47:00 <simba> i really had a small part in his big problem
47:00 <StrykerX> I see
47:00 <StrykerX> Serenity was cool.
47:00 <simba> take it up with Lwaxocopter m7
47:00 <Pieter> she was a freekin tool.
48:00 <couleurs> thought it would be back by now
48:00 <couleurs> lame
48:00 <couleurs> have to go spend time with people now instead of fifa rip me
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <StrykerX> She put me in my place for calling Picard a pedo
48:00 <Taco> erm
48:00 <StrykerX> But ya get that.
48:00 <Taco> I recall it differently
48:00 <Skirmish> Because she perm ban you Pieter. That is why you have beef. 
48:00 <StrykerX> LOL
48:00 <StrykerX> She was a wise woman.
48:00 <Pieter> oh god
48:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmm
48:00 <Pieter> bbl
48:00 <British^Meat> serentiy left, all the knobs come back
48:00 <StrykerX> He's gotta bash his neighbour again.
48:00 <British^Meat> beegs
48:00 <British^Meat> saems
48:00 <British^Meat> piets
48:00 <Bastardly_One> bbl = (as always) I got owned ... gotta go cry now
48:00 <StrykerX> Give him an hour guys
48:00 <Skirmish> What was it that pieter set out to do once banned? Mobilise facebook into a movement to stop him being bullied by Serenity on irc wasn't it? 
48:00 <Doodle> <- knob
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you could still play a season in career
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I might finally start the Last of Us 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's right 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> an anti bullying on irc FB page
49:00 <Bastardly_One> or some shit 
49:00 <StrykerX> Pieter's "bbl" and "night" and "cya" all mean the same time
49:00 <Skirmish> He must take some awesome drugs to think that he matters. 
49:00 <StrykerX> Sit there watching and commenting randomly.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
49:00 <Bastardly_One> totally means that
49:00 <StrykerX> And NOBODY can deny that
50:00 <British^Meat> lol
50:00 <StrykerX> Regardless of who hates who
50:00 <British^Meat> i concur
51:00 <Skirmish> I don't believe there is hate here for the most part. 
51:00 <StrykerX> I gotta get back to setting up my media centre
51:00 <StrykerX> But I gotta go out till around 8.45 -.-
51:00 <Skirmish> Just some people aren't worth any respect and as such, receive none. 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> hate would mean you invested real emotion in your "opponents"
52:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said before
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm doing a really horrible FUT season
52:00 <Bastardly_One> like I hate the teams I'm am playing and not fond of my team either
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but can't do that without being online
52:00 <StrykerX> Skirmish, I concur
52:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone thinks each others "opponents" are idiots and that's about it I think
53:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe real hate comes from Picard or other real nuisances ... and the likes of Pieter or crazy_one (Chris)
54:00 <couleurs> sucka
54:00 <StrykerX> Picard is a funny one
54:00 <StrykerX> He can be fine
54:00 <StrykerX> Odd occasion he comes on here raging like Pieter when his dealer says no.
55:00 <Doodle> lol
55:00 <Doodle> no more tick m8
55:00 <Doodle> fkoff
55:00 <StrykerX> lolol
56:00 <Pieter> omf i want the deaf chick from mkr
56:00 <Pieter> ill yell in her ear heaps!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> holy shit
57:00 <StrykerX> Bbl cuntz
57:00 <Bastardly_One> my PS4 is making that much noise I expect it to take off in a sec
58:00 <couleurs> k
01:00 <Pieter> yeap
01:00 <Pieter> wanna fuck couleurs ?
01:00 <Pieter> =p
01:00 <Pieter> im not gay but i figure its irc , im allowed to ask =p
01:00 <Nikky`> About time StrykerX left :P
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ikr
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wait until the psn is back up and he'll have a boner
02:00 <wild_turkey> hey guise
02:00 <Pieter> which is never
02:00 <Pieter> hello wild_turkey
02:00 <wild_turkey> howdy Pieter
02:00 <beagle> hello simba
03:00 <wild_turkey> merry christmas happy new year Pieter
03:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, Pieter !
03:00 <Nikky`> Anyway what I do hate is.. I had to actually get myself ready for work tomorrow - where did those 4 days go
03:00 <couleurs> u-hu!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03:00 <beagle> hello nikky 
04:00 <Pieter> i will after this
04:00 <Pieter> im thinking of moving to europe :)
04:00 <Pieter> its easy to get there but supporting myself , ive gotta go hardcore :(
04:00 <wild_turkey> chaning citizenship?
04:00 <couleurs> what country is that in
04:00 <beagle> nikky do u want to hae sex instead of working
04:00 <couleurs> Yes.
04:00 <Nikky`> No, i'll stick to going to work tomorrow
04:00 <beagle> youre borinhg nikky with your dildo
05:00 <Pieter> hehehehe :))
05:00 <wild_turkey> whats in europe?
05:00 <Pieter> i just cant put up with this aussie bullshit , everyone is all over the place , atleast in holland everyone knows who they are 
05:00 <wild_turkey> hello bee_girl xoxo
05:00 <Pieter> i cant deal with the pretencious shit
05:00 <couleurs> `ben beagle get out of hear
05:00 <beagle> okay but no more sex for u couleurs
05:00 <beagle> so how is drunk sex
05:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, take your drunk crap somewhere else
06:00 <wild_turkey> otherwords ur starting a new chapter in ur life
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *pretentious
06:00 <Pieter> anyuway blah .... gotta talk to family over there but i dont wanna :/
06:00 <Pieter> something like that wild_turkey
06:00 <bee_girl> wild_turkey:
06:00 <Pieter> although the sex will be constant , i can deal with that!
06:00 <Pieter> :)
06:00 <Pieter> \
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh so he thinks he's gonna escape to the Netherlands by sucking up to family
06:00 <couleurs> BLoCkEd
07:00 <Pieter> oh he thinks youre a freekin idiot.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you're in a commission flat on drugs ... who's the idiot?
07:00 <Nikky`> Its going to be 31 on Fri and 36 Sat - seems our summer is finally arriving
07:00 <couleurs> cum
07:00 <Bastardly_One> nooooooooooooooooooooooo
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I've enjoyed summer staying away
08:00 <Pieter> you
08:00 <Pieter> youre living with your mummy n daddy
08:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly you need a mirror
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I am? 
08:00 <Pieter> yes
08:00 <Pieter> you are.
08:00 <Pieter> oh maybe mummy
08:00 <Bastardly_One> epic fail there idiot
08:00 <Pieter> cos you wanna fuck her
08:00 <Pieter> :/
08:00 <couleurs> me 2
08:00 <beagle> no shit nikky
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you really cannot stand being called on your shit can you?
09:00 <Fez> Pieter vs b1.
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's your most immature insult in a long time
09:00 <Fez> Great reading
09:00 <Pieter> meh
09:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy Fez
09:00 <Pieter> hes no challenge
09:00 <SirLancelot> he has owned you so far
09:00 <Pieter> anyway bike ride
09:00 <Pieter> bbl
09:00 <Pieter> yes
09:00 <Pieter> he sure has !
09:00 <Pieter> :)
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, bbl = going to cry
09:00 <Nikky`> I'm just glad I will be on holidays so if I get shit sleep during night its fine, no waking for work all cranky
09:00 <beagle> my friend on phone here is going to like the summer he lives in the city
09:00 <beagle> adelaide
09:00 <beagle> melbourne is going to get our weather after
09:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmish!
10:00 <Taco> bbl? please don't come back
10:00 <Taco> please
10:00 <Bastardly_One> evening SirL
10:00 <couleurs> sux
10:00 <beagle> nikky are you a drunk u can live with me
10:00 <Nikky`> I would rather OD than live with you
11:00 <couleurs> :)
11:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't see ya there
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he's gone nowhere
11:00 <SirLancelot> Hey there B1
11:00 <Reddington> Taco
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he's sitting watching
11:00 <Bastardly_One> crying
11:00 <Taco> Taco
11:00 <Reddington> Taco: how are you?
11:00 <Taco> Taco I'm good
11:00 <Reddington> You are also a faggot
11:00 <DemonsRun> Dammit token isn't here
11:00 <beagle> nikky that means to me u want to live with me you scared bitch
11:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 FiFa
11:00 <beagle> come around i have the drugs u need right here
11:00 <couleurs> #psnplayas
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I could ... FUT?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
11:00 <couleurs> ok
11:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it
12:00 <Taco> Thanks, same to you guy
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Reddington learnt a new word off his bf I see
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I was joking after your loss
12:00 <couleurs> maybe i'm good today...
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I figured why that might of happened by the way
12:00 <Bastardly_One> first time outing
12:00 <Bastardly_One> shit like that seems to matter in FUT
12:00 <couleurs> it's a brand new team... before with lower chem i was owning
13:00 <Reddington> ?
13:00 <Taco> huhuhuhuhu you have such clever wit sir
13:00 <Reddington> what a strange thing to say
13:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
13:00 <Bastardly_One> holy shit!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I logged in
13:00 <couleurs> it was 80 rated and like 67 or something
13:00 <couleurs> now it's 80 and 86
13:00 <couleurs> and they were SHIT
13:00 <couleurs> i even put every1 on 99 fitness
13:00 <Bastardly_One> 72/100
14:00 <Taco> please educate me on how you are so clever
14:00 <Reddington> ##
14:00 <Taco> I bet with intelligence like yours, you are highly successful in life
14:00 <DIgerati> ath
14:00 <DIgerati> ato
14:00 <DIgerati> atdt
14:00 <DIgerati> at&f1
14:00 <DIgerati> atz
15:00 <DIgerati> hewwo
15:00 <couleurs> #rEkT
15:00 <Bastardly_One> DIgerati, fae ena kouva skata
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah couleurs try
15:00 <DIgerati> eat shit and die
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I just did and logged on
15:00 <couleurs> i saw you have carrick
15:00 <couleurs> i have him too
16:00 <couleurs> ok
16:00 <DIgerati> i bought shit prawns but decent size for 10$ a kilo
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yay!
16:00 <couleurs> he's like my only eng player
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a good scorer
16:00 <Bastardly_One> only for like 15 matches though
16:00 <couleurs> i got heaps of good players from the first xmas pack
16:00 <couleurs> 4 or 5 golden gold boys
16:00 <couleurs> 82+
17:00 <Bastardly_One> FUT I don't wanna do
17:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you want a game (if you can log on)
17:00 <DIgerati> yay for diahhorea
17:00 <couleurs> cool it works
17:00 <DIgerati> Bastardly_One do you ever sleep ?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hush or na sou sheso sta moutra
17:00 <couleurs> ok c u online
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I have heaps but none I can use
17:00 <Bastardly_One> My side is virtually all english but that's not been on purpose
17:00 <DemonsRun> Bla bla bla bla bla
17:00 <couleurs> mine are all spanish or spanish league
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh and German
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I do sleep
18:00 <Bastardly_One> rarely
18:00 <DIgerati> skasi re malaka
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like a machine
18:00 <Bastardly_One> part animal part machine
18:00 <Fez> Drive club?
18:00 <couleurs> i still haven't sold my ps3...
18:00 <couleurs> i 4 got
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I'm a transformer
18:00 <Bastardly_One> me either
18:00 <couleurs> and a few randoms
18:00 <Bastardly_One> enlgish, german and one brazilian
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have Levia and shit
18:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me
18:00 <xm_> all walked into a goalpost
18:00 <Bastardly_One> can't use them
18:00 <DemonsRun> I wish xm_
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I almost feel like giving it to my son
19:00 <couleurs> me 2
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but he can get fucked and instead of buying drugs he can save
19:00 <couleurs> #rEkT
19:00 <Fez> Isnt he chattin up a 13yo?
19:00 <couleurs> use teh force lucas levia 8======D
19:00 <Bastardly_One> he does nothing in Liverpool either
19:00 <couleurs> he used 2 b good
20:00 <Bastardly_One> she's mysteriously disappeared
20:00 <Bastardly_One> out of my view
20:00 <couleurs> ea servers working too
20:00 <Fez> Your view?
20:00 <couleurs> it's an xmaus miracle!!!!!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I think mumsy has had a chat with him an I'm in the poo
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol couleurs ... check your fut first
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you should have two mega packs
20:00 <couleurs> but got injuries
20:00 <Bastardly_One> same with half of our team
20:00 <Nikky`> ok brb
20:00 <Bastardly_One> think it's time for some of our younger players to get some games in 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said, get the phone app but never use it 
21:00 <Fez> Maybe their was no 13yo
21:00 <Bastardly_One> gives you random packs
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh she's around Fez
21:00 <couleurs> i got 3
21:00 <Bastardly_One> just doesn't contact me now 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's after that night I said I wasn't impressed on the phone
21:00 <couleurs> whoa 18 rares
21:00 <Pieter> ok time to ride
21:00 <Pieter> bbl
21:00 <Fez> Prolly cuz youre too old for hee
21:00 <couleurs> HOLY SHIT
21:00 <Pieter> drunk :/
21:00 <Bastardly_One> can't get much worse this year :P
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but look what the rares will be couleurs
22:00 <couleurs> i got good players
22:00 <Bastardly_One> mostly contractual
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you fuck
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I got none that I can use
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean I have some great players if I want no chemistry
22:00 <Bastardly_One> my chemistry is 97
22:00 <wild_turkey> anyway guise i gotta cook dinner for the family, cya's later
23:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on and I'll tel you how many players I actually have
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yet only have one squad ... it
23:00 <Bastardly_One> s over 100 
23:00 <couleurs> wow i got good players 2nd pack too
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll load up and see if I got anything after Christmas
24:00 <Bastardly_One> bet I haven't
24:00 <Fez> B1 got over 100 shit players
24:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh good players
24:00 <Fez> I hate that in games aye
24:00 <couleurs> +4000 coins
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but one part of Fifa is reliant in chemistry
24:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not bad players they just don't suit my team
24:00 <Fez> Oh yeap
25:00 <Fez> Should have a womens league
25:00 <Fez> In fifa
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that might come next year
25:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as W-League is getting big over here
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and the womens league of the EPL isn't bad either
25:00 <Fez> Ikr
25:00 <couleurs> ok sending u an invite now
25:00 <couleurs> remember we drew 0-0 cos we were both bad
26:00 <Fez> Theyre pretty good aye
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Perth are better than all the male teams combined
26:00 <Fez> Like womens cricket
26:00 <simba> yea whats next womens rights
26:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, 115 players
26:00 <Bastardly_One> want to trade?
27:00 <couleurs> no
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fucker
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I need two english strikers
27:00 <Bastardly_One> mine are only 57 and 59
27:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
27:00 <Fez> Thats not too bad
27:00 <Bastardly_One> don't yet
27:00 <Bastardly_One> can't accept ... someone has cornered me on skype
27:00 <couleurs> ok
27:00 <Bastardly_One> give it ten mins or so (hopefully)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> my chemistry is back down to 91
28:00 <Bastardly_One> was 97 on Christmas Day
28:00 <simba> yeah 59 is almost 60
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I must of fucked with players
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's shit for soccer
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you want 80 plus if you can
28:00 <Fez> Maybe one is jealous 
28:00 <simba> 60 is ideal
28:00 <Fez> 91 is good then
28:00 <couleurs> i'll play a warm up game......
29:00 <couleurs> i got mandzukic
29:00 <Fez> Like a 9/10
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't play on this part of the game simba
29:00 <Bastardly_One> rude
29:00 <simba> 91 is too much horsepower, theyll burn out quickly
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ah good point actually
29:00 <simba> lmao
29:00 <Bastardly_One> on average my players can last 85 mins
29:00 <Bastardly_One> then they're prone to injury
29:00 <couleurs> i got like 8 good gks now
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I use Trapp
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he's like good
30:00 <simba> Trapp is good, hes 60, thats what you want
30:00 <simba> any more and its too much horsepower
30:00 <Bastardly_One> captain too
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he's 80
30:00 <couleurs> who's he
30:00 <simba> yep, Trapp at 60 is ideal
30:00 <Bastardly_One> german dude
31:00 <simba> you want your germans to have a lot of horsepower - but not too much, like say 91
31:00 <Bastardly_One> half my team is german the other half english
31:00 <Bastardly_One> with two irish guys in there
31:00 <Bastardly_One> 4 2 2 2
31:00 <couleurs> y don't u play me instead of typing
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to fix this first and change formation
32:00 <Doodle> is psn up
32:00 <couleurs> me 2
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
32:00 <Bastardly_One> as of 10 mins ago
32:00 <Doodle> awes
32:00 <Doodle> is it a snow day
33:00 <Doodle> wasnt last night
33:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure
33:00 <simba> psn is up at around 60 horsepower which is good
33:00 <simba> any more and it will burn out
33:00 <Bastardly_One> not logged into that yet
33:00 <Doodle> lol nice
33:00 <Doodle> oer
33:00 <Nikky`> haha
33:00 <Nikky`> ello
34:00 <Doodle> hai2u^_^
34:00 <Doodle> whats happening
34:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway I better spend time on fixing this team so couleurs isn't waiting a week
34:00 <Skirmish> simba: My son has been hanging on the PS all day waiting for the network to come back up. His mates were probably the first group to log in.
34:00 <Nikky`> Not a lot.. had busyish day, nap and now here
34:00 <Nikky`> you?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn
34:00 <Doodle> about the same minus the nap
34:00 <Bastardly_One> t simba who asked
34:00 <Doodle> worked on the car, fitted some new bits
34:00 <simba> Skirmish thats hilarious
34:00 <Doodle> washed it
34:00 <simba> them and Bastardly_One 
35:00 <Nikky`> I love your bits ;o)
35:00 <Doodle> re00wwww
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol simba
35:00 <Bastardly_One> more like Loof 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been going nuts
35:00 <simba> Bastardly_One is more believable
35:00 <Doodle> of course he has, ps is how he escapes from ling wa
35:00 <Doodle> i'd be pissed too
35:00 <Bastardly_One> good point Doodle
36:00 <Doodle> thats what she said
36:00 <couleurs> just building new team now hurry up
36:00 <couleurs> ;0
37:00 <simba> how much horsepower
37:00 <Bastardly_One> calm down
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to find a formation that works
37:00 <DIgerati> 1000 mate with magic mudflaps mate, and yesh dice on the mirror mate !
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wait, are we playing FUT?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
37:00 <Nikky`> ;o)
38:00 <DIgerati> what you guys playing >
38:00 <Doodle> i have a smelly tree with no smell left hanging from my mirror
38:00 <Skirmish> http://i.4cdn.org/v/1419580792980.webm    ,-------- I laughed far too much at this. 
38:00 <Doodle> true story
38:00 <DIgerati> b1, what u playing
38:00 <Bastardly_One> wow ... I should fuck around with formations more
39:00 <Bastardly_One> we're gonna play soccer if I can be decisive for once
40:00 <DIgerati> which soccer ?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> up to him
40:00 <DIgerati> i have fifa 14
40:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe our own teams but usually it ends up me being Liverpool
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and him whatever team he feels like
40:00 <Bastardly_One> seems like you'll need more than one warm up game
40:00 <simba> dont talk shit about lucas leiva u noob
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you've got plenty of time as I have to go for a wander shortly ... lacking supplies
41:00 <DIgerati> damn these prawns have been doused with massive salt
41:00 <couleurs> :D
41:00 <couleurs> don't 4 get ur gps don't want u 2 get lost
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish in career you didn't have to do internationals
42:00 <couleurs> yes play FUT first
42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shit
42:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously I am not stalling
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna go for the best I have in 4 3 3 now
44:00 <couleurs> ;0
45:00 <Bastardly_One> losing are you?
45:00 <couleurs> no
45:00 <couleurs> 4-0
46:00 <couleurs> gol a ram a
47:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry couleurs
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that formation isnt going to work either
47:00 <Pieter> mmmmm egg
47:00 <Pieter> youre all eggs
47:00 <Bastardly_One> not stalling on purpose
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll play you if you want when I get back
47:00 <Bastardly_One> just have to actually go first
47:00 <couleurs> ok
48:00 <DIgerati> puff puff give
48:00 <Bastardly_One> impossible to level any other way 
48:00 <AlbertFinch> air asia got striken by their lightening
48:00 <Bastardly_One> except other people and FUT ... career is useless
48:00 <couleurs> shut up behhhh every1 hate u n ur gf with a peniss
49:00 <DIgerati> your fucking up the rotation
49:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
49:00 <Fez> Im a celebrity, get me out a beer!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> one player boosted my chemistry by 20
49:00 <AlbertFinch> im going to study in london
49:00 <AlbertFinch> i love her with a penis
49:00 <AlbertFinch> http://www.uwl.ac.uk/course/airline-and-airport-management-23/33966
50:00 <Fez> N1
50:00 <DIgerati> i am level 230 on gta v
50:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ready?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> 100 percent chemistry
50:00 <AlbertFinch> she and I both working in the hospitality industry hawn premium
51:00 <DIgerati> what level you are b1
51:00 <Bastardly_One> let's go
51:00 <Bastardly_One> 71
51:00 <DIgerati> zzz
51:00 <Doodle> same
51:00 <ooomp> I'll give you same, Doodle
51:00 <Doodle> level 200+ on gtao just means you need a job or a life
51:00 <Doodle> hai2u ooomp :)
51:00 <DIgerati> are you good on motorbike b1 ?
51:00 <simba> fuck off for once mirza!!!!!!!!!!!
51:00 <couleurs> lol
51:00 <AlbertFinch> simba is a loner why dont couleurs go for her
51:00 <Taco> mirza: don't mind simbeehhh, he has his period
51:00 <Taco> you know I'm still unaware of any reason why people don't like mirza
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I am 
52:00 <DIgerati> in gta
52:00 <DIgerati> i coud put a contract
52:00 <couleurs> r u ready
52:00 <couleurs> cos i got a new team together
52:00 <couleurs> new cfc 2014/15
52:00 <British^Meat> R U srs?
52:00 <Taco> he is a weird cunt, but so what?
52:00 <Taco> you're all weird cunts
52:00 <simba> lol
52:00 <Pieter> phew
52:00 <British^Meat> since ive been coming here, its just the same wank from that dude
52:00 <simba> couleurs likes bigger girls than me
52:00 <British^Meat> day in, day out
52:00 <Nikky`> apart from me - I am far from weird
52:00 <AlbertFinch> cant find an agent for uwl British^Meat here
52:00 <Taco> British^Meat: I feel the same about you
52:00 <couleurs> he's annoying as fuck and always pastes his dumb fantasies every week
52:00 <simba> ur a noob tho Taco so ur unaware of most things
52:00 <Doodle> except in the bedroom hey Nikky`
52:00 <simba> noobs dont know much thats y theyre noobs
53:00 <Bastardly_One> not really got any subs
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but let's go I suppose
53:00 <Pieter> look at you retards
53:00 <British^Meat> quite why he is not perm banned is far beyond my comprehension, but tis what tis
53:00 <Nikky`> lol trust you to finally pipe up Doodle
53:00 <AlbertFinch> simba: he like samoan girls like dawyne johnson
53:00 <Doodle> :P
53:00 <Pieter> saying and doing the same thing every single day of your life
53:00 <Taco> couleurs: do you not have facebook? what do you say to your dumb family members on facebook?
53:00 <Pieter> What a waste :/
53:00 <simba> now heres Pieter wasting his life by pretending everyone else is
53:00 <Taco> I'm not saying your family is dumb, I'm saying everyone has a dumb dumb in their family
53:00 <Doodle> thats my job Pieter
53:00 <AlbertFinch> extra large meat
53:00 <British^Meat> r u attacking me Pieter?
53:00 <couleurs> i don't have a facebook
53:00 <AlbertFinch> in a tiny azn pussey
53:00 <Pieter> attack naww
53:00 <couleurs> i'm a MySTeRiOus^GiRL
53:00 <Pieter> just a repeated observation
54:00 <couleurs> ok
54:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Peter Andre - Mysterious Girl.mp3 (4.98MB 128kbps Stereo 5:26)
54:00 <Pieter> shut up couleurs
54:00 <Pieter> =p
54:00 <couleurs> thank u Doodle 
54:00 <Doodle> <3
54:00 <Doodle> mary xmers btw
54:00 <AlbertFinch> actually i want to study this a luxury hotel management
54:00 <couleurs> maury xmause feat skrilleks
54:00 <Doodle> lol
55:00 <DIgerati> skirmish is a 2 foot midget
55:00 <Cath^> hardly
55:00 <DIgerati> i saw a 2 foot midget once at a circus
55:00 <Bastardly_One> how is my club value higher than yours?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you must have way better players surely
55:00 <couleurs> no idea
55:00 <AlbertFinch> my aunt welcomes me to her nest in greenwich
55:00 <Doodle> is she a bird?
55:00 <ooomp> <3 couleurs
55:00 <Doodle> ooomp!
55:00 <AlbertFinch> http://www.uwl.ac.uk/course/luxury-hospitality-management-internship/34353
55:00 <ooomp> </3 Doodle
55:00 <Doodle> hows it hanging
55:00 <Doodle> oh
55:00 <Doodle> righto
55:00 <couleurs> :o
55:00 <ooomp> Its over Doodles
55:00 <bee_girl> Ip6!!!!!!
55:00 <Doodle> clearly
55:00 <AlbertFinch> shes an ostrich
55:00 <ooomp> You no love me no more
56:00 <couleurs> yes i do
56:00 <Bastardly_One> what's you team rating?
56:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!
56:00 <Doodle> theres only so much i can give
56:00 <Doodle> i'm not a machine
56:00 <AlbertFinch> i leeched her 40K gbp already
56:00 <ooomp> Yet you sit behind a machine
56:00 <AlbertFinch> she paid off all my commonwealth fines to straya
56:00 <Doodle> beside but ok
57:00 <Taco> AlbertFinch: fines? why did you get fined?
57:00 <AlbertFinch> http://oi57.tinypic.com/28reh5d.jpg
57:00 <Doodle> being ethnic
57:00 <Doodle> reason enough for a fine
57:00 <AlbertFinch> now those fine becomes a warrent
57:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs ... enjoy the peace
57:00 <couleurs> https://38.media.tumblr.com/0f76e981d57eafc3d59b7c03d68d98ed/tumblr_nh96t6y4qy1qzcv7no4_1280.jpg
57:00 <couleurs> lmao
58:00 <couleurs> i think it's 79/86
58:00 <Bastardly_One> 72/100
58:00 <Fez> Its cuz of tge chemistry
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but I bet you have subs
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucking dont
58:00 <couleurs> these guys are playing gay
58:00 <Doodle> loool
58:00 <couleurs> https://38.media.tumblr.com/dd73d9359c0343545ccc313baedf9a37/tumblr_nh96t6y4qy1qzcv7no2_1280.jpg
58:00 <couleurs> erm...
58:00 <Doodle> lol wtf
58:00 <Taco> couleurs: I find your linking more annoying than mirza
58:00 <AlbertFinch> http://oi62.tinypic.com/16k84uq.jpg
58:00 <Doodle> asif
59:00 <Bastardly_One> good idea
59:00 <DIgerati> their is chemistry in a computer game ?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> warm up match
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Fifa 15
59:00 <DIgerati> wow, what do you do ? fill the computer up with chemicals ?
59:00 <Doodle> couleurs links are magnificent
59:00 <couleurs> `ban Taco haters gonna hate --- traylor smift
59:00 <Taco> AlbertFinch: how much did you pay her?
59:00 <couleurs> thank u
59:00 <simba> look at all these starbucks lovers
59:00 <AlbertFinch> pay who
59:00 <Taco> the girl in the photo
59:00 <Doodle> girl?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> My squad can't play this game
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't even remember what the restrictions were
00:00 <DIgerati> it's called levels
00:00 <couleurs> idk this is weird
00:00 <Doodle> thats not a girl
00:00 <AlbertFinch> ohh she my bitch
00:00 <Doodle> protip
00:00 <Taco> tranny, whatevs
00:00 <Doodle> lol whatevs
00:00 <Doodle> there is a bit of a difference
00:00 <British^Meat> beeehh you dont fool me, ever
00:00 <AlbertFinch> we are in a relationship currently and simba dont likes it
00:00 <Doodle> simba wants in on the tranny train?
00:00 <Taco> Doodle: when my dick is safely in my pants, there isn't much difference
00:00 <AlbertFinch> Im going to england next year
00:00 <Doodle> is it really safe tho Taco
01:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe I can't be 100 percent 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme see
01:00 <DIgerati> his finally figured it out
01:00 <AlbertFinch> simba is a gay wedding crasher
01:00 <simba> im not a fan of abusive relationships
01:00 <Taco> Yes, I'm also a man.
01:00 <Doodle> and a woman?
01:00 <AlbertFinch> we're really happy simba, no women no cry
01:00 <simba> kkkkkkkkkk
01:00 <Taco> Uhh whatevs
01:00 <Doodle> wha-EVA
02:00 <DIgerati> wow
02:00 <Bastardly_One> was the rating of my team
02:00 <Bastardly_One> pffffffffffffffft
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I changed the LM and it went down to 71
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's shit
02:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you Korea
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and your K-League
02:00 <AlbertFinch> shes a real shemale not those wanna be one
02:00 <Taco> You're calling me a girl? wth?
02:00 <Nikky`> What hair?
02:00 <Nikky`> :P
02:00 <Doodle> lol dont take it to srs 
02:00 <Doodle> my ear hair Nikky`
02:00 <Doodle> *so srs
02:00 <Nikky`> Hot..was hoping your nose hair tho
02:00 <Doodle> nah i plait that so its not long enough
02:00 <AlbertFinch> i like dark gloomy weather such as england
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that is really gay
03:00 <couleurs> lol
03:00 <Nikky`> darn
03:00 <AlbertFinch> pinch me nikki
03:00 <Doodle> *punch
03:00 <AlbertFinch> doughnut puncher or dirty vinal pusher
03:00 <Taco> AlbertFinch: can you update your facebook so it doesn't say you live in malaysia, if you claim to live in bangladesh
04:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't affect the chemistry
04:00 <DIgerati> next fifa will be held in Syria, and USA will play them
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but the team rating lowered and it's all good
04:00 <couleurs> my guys are playing bad
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I hope they're a challenge
04:00 <couleurs> i don't get this
04:00 <AlbertFinch> im in borneo mate
04:00 <Doodle> just change it to some shithole in south east asia
04:00 <Doodle> then you wont have to change it so often
04:00 <AlbertFinch> curtin uni sarawak campus
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna go for a pee
05:00 <couleurs> i played better with lower chemistry
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and see how 100 percent makes me win 20 nil
05:00 <Bastardly_One> which will be boring and you watch
05:00 <Bastardly_One> half the team will be injured
05:00 <AlbertFinch> many aussies move to thailand on parmanent basis
05:00 <Taco> yea many don't, as well
05:00 <Taco> but whatevs
06:00 <simba> for all the talk about moving to england, have you even taken the first step towards it?
06:00 <simba> do you have anything in the bank?
06:00 <simba> definitely wont answer that
07:00 <Taco> he seems pretty well traveled dude
07:00 <Taco> probably has
07:00 <AlbertFinch> money dont grow in tree
07:00 <couleurs> he was moving to tasmania last few weeks and then he saw amsy and was moving to norway... now he's going to teh uk
07:00 <simba> thanks Taco are you taking over bastardly_one in replying to everything u can
07:00 <couleurs> n BOOM
07:00 <AlbertFinch> paying curtin was a biggest mistake in my life i shouldve gone to england in 2008 i fuct it up twice
07:00 <simba> hes been moving to england "next year" since 2007
07:00 <couleurs> lol
07:00 <Taco> I was just stating an obvious point in response to your troll
07:00 <Taco> anti-trolling?
07:00 <simba> nobody's trolling mate
08:00 <couleurs> wtfff
08:00 <AlbertFinch> brb wish me luck for the dunny
08:00 <Taco> u wat mate
08:00 <simba> i asked if hes even taken 1 step towards moving to england
08:00 <AlbertFinch> international call
08:00 <couleurs> y would u want 2 move there all them chavs n blokes gross
08:00 <simba> england gloomy nice n wet
08:00 <AlbertFinch> http://www.uwl.ac.uk/course/luxury-hospitality-management-internship/34353
08:00 <couleurs> snowy now, i heard they got no powa
08:00 <couleurs> suckas
08:00 <Nikky`> Everyone here seems gloomy, not nice and some more wet than others
09:00 <British^Meat> i dunno, u tell me
09:00 <couleurs> these guys suck
09:00 <couleurs> like they can't even pass to each other
09:00 <simba> y so wet
09:00 <Taco> I seem taco
09:00 <AlbertFinch> beehh all the way from canada
09:00 <Nikky`> Why so Taco
09:00 <Taco> its spicier
09:00 <Nikky`> Not into spice
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
10:00 <Bastardly_One> this goal keeper of theirs
10:00 <couleurs> how come your guys are better
10:00 <AlbertFinch> air asia got brunt out in the sky
10:00 <Taco> I think all evidence points to terrorism
10:00 <AlbertFinch> no blame russia or turkie
10:00 <Taco> all evidence being none
10:00 <Taco> lets bash arabs
10:00 <Taco> even though it has a persian cause
10:00 <AlbertFinch> mate is the global warming
11:00 <couleurs> see...
11:00 <couleurs> that's an 83 striker
11:00 <couleurs> wut
11:00 <Bastardly_One> about fucking time
11:00 <Bastardly_One> who are you playing?
11:00 <Taco> well I farted
11:00 <AlbertFinch> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfmRf8iOBkI
12:00 <Taco> no
12:00 <AlbertFinch> use tango me its cool really cool
12:00 <Taco> Skirmish: use tango me its cool really cool
12:00 <Taco> ask AlbertFinch 
13:00 <couleurs> i'm playing your squad
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmm how?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm playing a season
13:00 <Skirmish> wot
13:00 <AlbertFinch> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VT4S5nc89w
13:00 <AlbertFinch> u can make call from your pc to any smartphone
14:00 <Pieter> is psn back up?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
14:00 <couleurs> you can do play a friends squad
14:00 <couleurs> this is bs
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and oh I see
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:00 <couleurs> your team is winning 4-1
14:00 <AlbertFinch> or vise versa
14:00 <Taco> can't I do that with my telephone?
14:00 <Nikky`> Skirmish :o)
15:00 <couleurs> it's on world class
15:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
15:00 <couleurs> and my guys are shit
15:00 <couleurs> FUT IS SHIT
15:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno how when you see my player ratings
15:00 <Taco> infact I'm almost certain my telephone can call any smartphone
15:00 <Taco> whats your number, I'll show you
15:00 <AlbertFinch> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7PxoaYFdOs
15:00 <Skirmish> Hey Nikky`. 
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Learn How To Tango On Android (Mar 14, 2012) 1:28 - Category: Comedy - 460,918 views - 630 likes (83.7%), 123 dislikes (16.3%)
16:00 <couleurs> lets just play normal fifa
16:00 <couleurs> this is lame
16:00 <couleurs> !!!
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I do get what you mean though 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah hang on 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> got one more half 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> this team should be winning
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm 2 up at half time
16:00 <AlbertFinch> developed in CA
17:00 <couleurs> i even got a red
17:00 <AlbertFinch> california
17:00 <Nikky`> How is Skirmish on this not so fine Sun evening?
17:00 <AlbertFinch> nikki tango me?
17:00 <Skirmish> Skirmish is very well thank you Nikky`. Relaxing with some PC research. I am considering updating the PC rather than buying a new one. 
17:00 <Nikky`> I see, well good luck with that
18:00 <couleurs> DELETED!!!!
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <couleurs> i'm going 2 build 1 2 and ditch my mac cos i already got a new 1 and i don't want 2
20:00 <couleurs> just play bvb v lfc
20:00 <couleurs> or something
20:00 <couleurs> GaMeRs^GoNa^GaMe
21:00 <Bastardly_One> have a couple of warm ups or something
21:00 <DIgerati>  
21:00 <Bastardly_One> this half seems going forever
21:00 <British^Meat> Mmmm
22:00 <DIgerati> exit
22:00 <DIgerati> hmmm
22:00 <DIgerati> why the fuck did i type that
22:00 <DIgerati> unintentionally mind you
22:00 <simba> gg nr 20 no re
22:00 <British^Meat> next year be the year for a new meat machine also
24:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck me.
24:00 <DemonsRun> I need more coke
25:00 <DIgerati> i bought a 24 can special at coles for 10$
25:00 <DIgerati> variety
25:00 <DIgerati> same shit
25:00 <DIgerati> sugar
25:00 <DIgerati> coke aint any better
25:00 <DemonsRun> No I want coke
26:00 <DIgerati> la ice here
26:00 <Zade> i was dreaming of a white xmas
26:00 <DemonsRun> Ohhhhh you're a smart ass aren't ya
26:00 <DIgerati> no, just economical
26:00 <Nikky`> love a new meat machine every year
27:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that was ... draining
27:00 <DemonsRun> B1!
27:00 <couleurs> come on
27:00 <DIgerati> 75c  one litre bottles of solo
27:00 <Bastardly_One> brat!
27:00 <DIgerati> people just don't know how to shop
27:00 <Bastardly_One> coke is like $2 for 1.25 at coles
27:00 <Skirmish> 5 years between upgrades for me. That's not too shabby. 
28:00 <couleurs> ain't got all day...
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've heaps
28:00 <Bastardly_One> she wants it for bourbon I bet
28:00 <DemonsRun> I So drunk
28:00 <Pieter> couleurs: what kinda mac , ill buy it if its half decent
28:00 <AlbertFinch> back from shitting
29:00 <DIgerati> got a bottle of wild turkey here, bought it on the 24th, and aint touched it
29:00 <DemonsRun> Want to annoy skirmish
29:00 <DemonsRun> Asshole isn't here
29:00 <DemonsRun> You're next in line hahahHHH
29:00 <Fez> Sms him
29:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna say that 
29:00 <DIgerati> sms me !
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he was around before
29:00 <couleurs> ain't got all day...
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yes couleurs hang on one tic ... that second half was draining as fuck
29:00 <couleurs> 15 inch retina... 2.6 i7, 16gb ram, geforce 650m
29:00 <Skirmish>  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Pieter thinks he can afford a mac
29:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
29:00 <AlbertFinch> http://www.wildvioletnaturalspecialties.com/images/Bragg/Bragg-Apple-Cider-Vinegar.jpg
30:00 <DemonsRun> Well I would
30:00 <DemonsRun> But he doesn't use his phone coz it's a work one
30:00 <DemonsRun> And since he's on holidays he doesn't have it
30:00 <DemonsRun> So no point
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ah I see
30:00 <DemonsRun> So bored
30:00 <British^Meat> yer 5 yrs is a good enough time, i think thats about how long it ususally is for me between pc's
30:00 <Pieter> nice how much you looking for ?
30:00 <couleurs> they going for about $1800 or so
30:00 <British^Meat> this will be my first build
30:00 <Skirmish> He will give you cashies prices. 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I have been for a couple of days
31:00 <Bastardly_One> not now ... the ps network is back up
31:00 <DemonsRun> Haha I heard it was down
31:00 <Pieter> ouch , yeh i dont think I can put that much towards it
31:00 <Pieter> gumtree it , atleast you'll get your asking price
31:00 <couleurs> i no Pieter buys 5 year old laptops for $400
31:00 <couleurs> ehehe
31:00 <Pieter> shuddup you
31:00 <AlbertFinch> http://youtu.be/AUBTAdI7zuY this is Pieter
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How Does A Homeless Man Spend $100? (Dec 22, 2014) 4:45 - Category: Entertainment - 25,261,330 views - likes (97.7%), 3,821 dislikes (2.3%)
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ddosed to hell
32:00 <Bastardly_One> for 2 days
32:00 <couleurs> ms-dos
32:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine all the spoilt brats worldwide
32:00 <Bastardly_One> opened up their PS4s
32:00 <Pieter> youre a freekin tool
32:00 <Pieter> why would you joke about that?
32:00 <Pieter> some people dont have daddy n daddy to rely on
32:00 <Skirmish> Must have been desperate for a laptop to have paid anything. 
32:00 <Skirmish> Can buy brand new laptops for $400 from BigW. 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> went to log on and cracked the most massive tantrums
33:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see the twitter pic of the little cunt who smashed his sisters ipad air to bits
33:00 <Bastardly_One> because he didn't get what he wanted?
33:00 <couleurs> yes i will probably get $1800 for it and spend $1500 or so on a new box
33:00 <Pieter> MY TUMMY JUST GETS BIGGER N BIGGER
33:00 <Pieter> IM TURNING INTO A LARD ASS
33:00 <Pieter> :(
33:00 <Pieter> good luck:()
33:00 <Pieter> :)
34:00 <couleurs> agreed.
34:00 <DemonsRun> I font do tantrums tyvm
34:00 <DemonsRun> I do however need a babysitter
34:00 <Pieter> Ooo taken is on
34:00 <Pieter> :)
36:00 <DemonsRun> So Nerr b1
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:00 <DemonsRun> *middle finger*
37:00 <couleurs> ;p
37:00 <Nikky`> ;o)
37:00 <AlbertFinch> drink bragg vinger with the mother
37:00 <AlbertFinch> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUlDQByieqI
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Redeemed Cares- Feeding the Homeless (Jun 1, 2013) 3:37 - Category: Travel & Events - 156,397 views - 1,366 likes (98.9%), 15 dislikes (1.1%)
38:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcZ_gFOWhe4
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Volor Flex - I Miss You (Nov 30, 2011) 4:40 - Category: Music - 83,180 views - 707 likes (98.6%), dislikes (1.4%)
38:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
38:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
38:00 <Nikky`> Did you go out last night?
38:00 <Zade> yep
38:00 <British^Meat> im looking at spending about $1600
38:00 <British^Meat> kinda excite!
38:00 <Skirmish> That is heaps to get you a good rig. My brother builds them and sells them. 
39:00 <Zade> got home around lunch time today 
40:00 <couleurs> me 2
40:00 <Nikky`> What was her name? do you remember?
40:00 <Nikky`> :P
40:00 <couleurs> yea, i7 16gb ram... 250gb ssd, 4tb hdd, geforce 970... case and psu thank u done
41:00 <couleurs> boob
41:00 <BiscuitARMY> asus g571
42:00 <Zade> didnt exchange names
42:00 <Nikky`> How it should be eh?
42:00 <Zade> exactly
42:00 <couleurs> notebooks r gay
42:00 <couleurs> esp big hot 1s
42:00 <couleurs> next!!!!!
43:00 <Nikky`> And couleurs.. think ppl prefer boobs not just one
43:00 <Nikky`> :P
43:00 <BiscuitARMY> yes buy a gaming supercomputer with gforce titan on it
43:00 <BiscuitARMY> 40k gbp i could bougth many shit
43:00 <British^Meat> indeed
43:00 <British^Meat> i wish for it to be mainly gaming and go pro stuffs
43:00 <British^Meat> and last a few yrs
44:00 <Fez> Breasts!
44:00 <Skirmish> I spent just under $3k 5 years ago and got one of the first i7's and SSD drives for mine. 
44:00 <BiscuitARMY> http://youtu.be/0gCnLesQXng
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nvidia GeForce GTX Titan quad SLI demo - Crysis 3 and 3DMark 11 (Mar 1, 2013) 2:35 - Category: Science & Technology - 491,493 views - 2,230 likes (95.5%), 105 dislikes (4.5%)
44:00 <Skirmish> HEAPS cheaper now. 
45:00 <DemonsRun> Someone entertain me
45:00 <BiscuitARMY> hally2014 got spare change for this bum
45:00 <Skirmish> shhhh hally2014 is extremely hostile and likes to swear a lot. 
45:00 <simba> leave hally2014 alone!!!  (said in classic leave britney alone style)
46:00 <British^Meat> y do that hally2014?
47:00 <Pieter> naaa rather not
47:00 <couleurs> thank u
47:00 <Pieter> im going to bed
47:00 <Pieter> nite
47:00 <Fez> With breasts?
47:00 <Pieter> and shut up couleurs
47:00 <Pieter> NOW!
47:00 <Pieter> =p
47:00 <Pieter> NITE:)
47:00 <Lumeah> night piety
47:00 <couleurs> hurry up B1 u basterd
48:00 <Bastardly_One> play another game ... the phone rang
48:00 <couleurs> #playordie
48:00 <DemonsRun> No one gives a shit pete
48:00 <BiscuitARMY> your homeless folks are many times better off than the slum dwellers of bangladesh
48:00 <BiscuitARMY> http://www.homeless-oftheworld.com/wp-content/uploads/323.jpg
49:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs kgo
49:00 <couleurs> yea a top of the line i7 costs $400 now, pretty decent
49:00 <couleurs> even a 6 core is like $500
49:00 <couleurs> that's some hard core irc shit
49:00 <simba> just buy a nintendo 3ds
49:00 <simba> portable entertainment unit
49:00 <simba> by nintendo
49:00 <couleurs> ok
50:00 <simba> done --- thank ur mother for the roses!!!
50:00 <British^Meat> ooer
50:00 <BiscuitARMY> i want the new acer chromebook 13 with tegra k1 
50:00 <couleurs> SuPPeR^SMaSh^BroEs
50:00 <BiscuitARMY> cost around 300USD
51:00 <couleurs> done
51:00 <BiscuitARMY> i need to email to uwl lonodn
52:00 <British^Meat> super smash bros on my pc
52:00 <simba> stupid smash bros lol
52:00 <British^Meat> and battlefront 3 on my 3ds
52:00 <BiscuitARMY> luxury hotels wont pay you in a limbo and five months paid internship one cannot go wrong
54:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ewx6FO_HRo
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pandub Bear - Skynet (Delete Remix) (Feb 20, 2011) 5:51 - Category: Music - 6,745 views - 73 likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
54:00 <BiscuitARMY> who knows might find a job back to straya after working in switzerland or swiss alps
54:00 <simba> yeah 
54:00 <simba> that is likely
54:00 <simba> Loof IS BACK 2 spread some cheer
54:00 <Loof> lol
55:00 <BiscuitARMY> Loof should have a black wife instead of a yellow
55:00 <simba> "ill be bach" - schwarznegger roleplaying his fav composer
55:00 <StrykerX> Super Smash Bros - That takes me back
55:00 <StrykerX> N64 :')
56:00 <couleurs> ;p
56:00 <British^Meat> its time i got back to the goooood life
56:00 <simba> i wanna go back yeah
56:00 <BiscuitARMY> all the afircan americans are heading for downunder after the riots in ferguson
56:00 <British^Meat> u dont fool me beehh
57:00 <British^Meat> and i wish you would fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
57:00 <simba> mirza has a crush on dolores umbridge
57:00 <BiscuitARMY> im going england just for the money
58:00 <Skirmish> lol
59:00 <British^Meat> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
59:00 <British^Meat> which one is this?
59:00 <BiscuitARMY> simba has a crush on whoopi goldberg
59:00 <StrykerX> Hi RoseWest
59:00 <StrykerX> ASL
59:00 <British^Meat> i have my inklings....
59:00 <simba> RoseWest is kool
59:00 <RoseWest> koolest
59:00 <BiscuitARMY> whoopi goldberg
59:00 <Loof> stupid drought every year this time
59:00 <British^Meat> probs not
00:00 <couleurs> i 4 got how 2 play
00:00 <Bastardly_One> me too
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <Nikky`> Its only been 2 days
00:00 <Nikky`> my god
00:00 <Loof> wonder why
01:00 <British^Meat> lol, mong
01:00 <StrykerX> Loof ragequit over a drought?
01:00 <Pieter> youre an idiot.
01:00 <British^Meat> "always a drought in this country, the hottest continent, at thist ime of year, the hottest part of summer...... i wonder why"
01:00 <Pieter> ragequit
01:00 <StrykerX> And you're a junkie
01:00 <Pieter> like cmon 
02:00 <couleurs> good save
02:00 <Pieter> do better dumbass.
02:00 <StrykerX> So what's new?
02:00 <BiscuitARMY> http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/new-gst-deal-could-mean-cash-windfall-for-wa-20141227-12ebow.html
02:00 <couleurs> who's RoseWest 
02:00 <Pieter> YOU
02:00 <Pieter> ;p
03:00 <couleurs> dumb n dumber to hashtag romantic date movie 
04:00 <Pieter> DONT BE DUMB COULEURS
04:00 <Pieter> :P
04:00 <BiscuitARMY> prostitution is considered under tourism sector
04:00 <Pieter> time for my mushroom pizza brb
04:00 <Pieter> hopefully its the red one from mario bros
04:00 <BiscuitARMY> or hospitality
05:00 <Bastardly_One> omg
05:00 <couleurs> lol
05:00 <couleurs> 2 ossy keepas
05:00 <couleurs> she's bean taken...... my daughter bean taken
05:00 <couleurs> --- liem knees sun park choo
05:00 <simba> daugher... ur about 2 be taken.... - liam taken, taken 2
06:00 <couleurs> he he the 1st 1 was good, 2nd 1 sucked... 3rd 1 will... sucked obvs RIP liam
07:00 <British^Meat> ugh, today i went and saw night at the museum 3
07:00 <British^Meat> avoid it
07:00 <British^Meat> avoid it like the plague, dont even d/l it
07:00 <BiscuitARMY> one young lad from briton fell from a 7th storey backpakka in melb cause the bloke couldnt afford a 20dollar key replacement as was all spent on booze 
07:00 <British^Meat> 3 is enough, no more pls
08:00 <couleurs> lol
08:00 <simba> never saw them
08:00 <couleurs> me either y would u go c that r u 12 lol
08:00 <British^Meat> my neice is...
08:00 <couleurs> AW
08:00 <BiscuitARMY> im a CD
08:00 <simba> i started watching the muppets with gervais in it cos i was like yea gervais is good thisll be good
08:00 <simba> and 5 mins in i wanted to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08:00 <British^Meat> oh really?
09:00 <couleurs> wtf
09:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
09:00 <amsy> go ccfc!
09:00 <beagle> ben folds
09:00 <beagle> five
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah considering I didn't have a full team
09:00 <amsy>  ! ********
09:00 <couleurs> we so bad
09:00 <beagle> up loud saying no body in breath
09:00 <beagle> WOW THIS D?ICK HEAD LKIVES HERE
09:00 <Bastardly_One> current squad has no strikers
09:00 <beagle> i will pardon kissing off mine
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you need a warm up game on your own
09:00 <couleurs> you can change it u no
09:00 <British^Meat> Damn
09:00 <simba> didnt really give it a good shot but like
09:00 <simba> there were muppets singing
09:00 <British^Meat> was hoping that might be alright
09:00 <British^Meat> damn
09:00 <simba> it seems like it has 20 songs in it
09:00 <British^Meat> singing :/
09:00 <simba> 1 of those yea
09:00 <BiscuitARMY> while my wife was rooting all the NRL players and burning me the same time
09:00 <British^Meat> i hope gervais doesnt sing
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that was shit
10:00 <couleurs> i'm quitting i'm bad tonight
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> alright
10:00 <couleurs> i haven't played for a week or so
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I said have a warm up game or two
10:00 <couleurs> not feelin' it tonight
10:00 <couleurs> thank u and hi amsy !
10:00 <beagle> apparently ben folds likes germans
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going to play properly next season though
10:00 <simba> i think he does
10:00 <simba> i saw a clip
10:00 <British^Meat> goddamn, fucking americans
10:00 <couleurs> he sold out
10:00 <BiscuitARMY> im only going there for the bucks
10:00 <simba> he said he would never do adz now he duz adz
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep winning in pro even two button
11:00 <amsy> hi :3
11:00 <beagle> fucking love ben folds
11:00 <beagle> my old friends go dont u love anyone but ben folds
11:00 <beagle> im like going nuts saying who u talking about
11:00 <screwss> shes a bitch and im drowning slowly
11:00 <beagle> oh this one ....
11:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
11:00 <screwss> off the coast and im goin nowhere
11:00 <beagle> well this ones good
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to play southampton
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate them
11:00 <beagle> bellowing out loud as fuck thru 
11:00 <simba> rickey u r a slave 2 teh zionist now
11:00 <zephism> good to see this network is dead as ever
11:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <couleurs> iLLuMiNaNTi
11:00 <British^Meat> y is that good?
11:00 <British^Meat> I D G I
11:00 <zephism> was being sarcastic
11:00 <simba> shut up zephism
11:00 <zephism> I remember 13 years ago or so this network was mad busy
11:00 <BiscuitARMY> mostly female migrants everywhere
11:00 <Bellatrix> female migrants?
12:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUOt5AhUqKE
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ben Folds Five FULL ALBUM (Jun 9, 2013) 46:19 - Category: People & Blogs - 72,670 views - 267 likes (96.7%), 9 dislikes (3.3%)
12:00 <beagle> he is so adelaide.
12:00 <beagle> he will wanna live here for fifty million years
12:00 <beagle> he goes melbourne some songs
12:00 <beagle> but he knows his home is here
12:00 <BiscuitARMY> yes Bellatrix among 30,000 indian citizenship granted in australia are 89% are women
12:00 <British^Meat> pls dont enable this guy :/
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
13:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> why am I simming this match?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I won it for them last time
13:00 <Bellatrix> Well Im sure that's possibly true but surfice to say not all females in here are female migrants...
13:00 <StrykerX> Or female for that matter. :P
14:00 <Bastardly_One> brendan rogers you fat bastard
14:00 <Pieter> you immagant you !
14:00 <Bastardly_One> suddenly Bellatrix has to go to hospital
14:00 <Bellatrix> Hey Pieter
14:00 <Pieter> its doze freekin immogants!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> for life saving shots
15:00 <beagle> some girl from christian mingle wants ad me
15:00 <beagle> im drunk
15:00 <beagle> not sure i wanna wait tho
15:00 <beagle> what do i do
15:00 <Nikky`> Its not like you are ever sober to talk to her
15:00 <BiscuitARMY> http://www.citizenship.gov.au/learn/facts-and-stats/ click on "Australian citizenship statistics"
15:00 <Bellatrix> hahah StrykerX, last time I checked that hadn't changed.
15:00 <BiscuitARMY> 27 827 are indians about 17%
15:00 <BiscuitARMY> paula do you stil go to footscray
16:00 <Nikky`> who are you trying to kid
16:00 <beagle> good point yes maam
16:00 <beagle> can i fuck her on cam if she likes me and i like her
16:00 <beagle> its really bad idea to get a girl pregnent on cam
16:00 <beagle> they go no its my fault
16:00 <beagle> im like no it isnt you didnt have a gazm
16:00 <Pieter> her names not paula
16:00 <Pieter> its rupert
17:00 <beagle> theyre so dumb they go well make me
17:00 <beagle> not enough sex having sex today lets do this while you pressure
17:00 <beagle> it was hers i guess
17:00 <beagle> sorry lucie ya fat so
17:00 <beagle> obnoxious cock sucker for taxi lift
17:00 <screwss> is someone in here actually gettin sex
17:00 <beagle> i ask her
17:00 <beagle> and she says she sucks cock for taxi ride
17:00 <beagle> not suprinig 
17:00 <beagle> fucking slut.
17:00 <BiscuitARMY> there was a liqor land next the cloes where i used to get me grog
17:00 <Pieter> what you doing for new years Bellatrix?
17:00 <couleurs> r u ready 2 fifa now Bastardly_One 
17:00 <BiscuitARMY> 2002 seems like yesterday
18:00 <beagle> that i dont like and now im dont with her
18:00 <beagle> she is idiot
18:00 <ooomp> Just fuck a pillow beagle
18:00 <ooomp> Sheesh
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I pity his cat
18:00 <beagle> no its what girls tight
18:00 <Bellatrix> Pieter, I think im going to a family friends house... you Pieter?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet couleurs ... might give it a miss until tomorrow night
18:00 <Bastardly_One> depends what time you go 
19:00 <BiscuitARMY> empty car parks, church in front blue light city at the back started with footscray rd
19:00 <couleurs> soab
19:00 <Bellatrix> what are you on about BiscuitARMY?
20:00 <beagle> gonna listen to most hardcore song in world
20:00 <beagle> holier than thou - metallica
20:00 <beagle> it is to me.
20:00 <BiscuitARMY> im a bipolar
20:00 <Pieter> dunno yet
20:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtFa73qEH_M&spfreload=10%20Message%3A%20JSON%20Parse%20error%3A%20Unexpected%20EOF%20(url%3A%20https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DvtFa73qEH_M)
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Anaconda - Nicki Minaj | Kaycee Rice | Choreo by Tricia Miranda | @nickiminaj (Oct 13, 2014) 1:33 - Category: Entertainment - 102,565 views - 961 likes (97.2%), dislikes (2.8%)
20:00 <Bellatrix> Pieter, fair enough... its either that or im studying.. another assignment due friday week plus my normal lectures.
21:00 <British^Meat> k
21:00 <beagle> well i spose im gonna need therapy
21:00 <beagle> oh hello dan
21:00 <beagle> do you take drugs cause i hope a dealer needs you cause youre faggot looking dying drugs
21:00 <BiscuitARMY> NMIT was there near seddon station
21:00 <BiscuitARMY> i did 100s of niddle
22:00 <StrykerX> I feel so dirty in Footscray
22:00 <StrykerX> Was there last week as apart of one of my runs
22:00 <StrykerX> Spot the white guy much??
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not even that 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it just seems dirty
23:00 <StrykerX> Cause it is lol
23:00 <StrykerX> And the one white guy I did see got angry cause I glanced at him
23:00 <StrykerX> :/
24:00 <beagle> for one cause dan
24:00 <beagle> u probably like men more than u like women , im sorry
24:00 <beagle> but i notice about you
24:00 <beagle> how much you defy justice of what you are told 
24:00 <beagle> i am a young man dont send dan
24:00 <beagle> just send those that they need
24:00 <beagle> cause he aint needed he has lost the fucking plot
24:00 <StrykerX> Too much drugs there
24:00 <Bellatrix> urgh you judge footscray yet you probably only run or drive through it...
24:00 <StrykerX> Oh no no, I had to stop there
24:00 <StrykerX> I do a fair bit
24:00 <StrykerX> Usually in the mornings
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to live in Braybrook
24:00 <Pieter> like the night you told everyone that you met Bellatrix 
24:00 <Bellatrix> All suburbs have thir good and bad.. some more so than others.. The food options are great!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I can judge it 
24:00 <Pieter> =)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> as ... a shithole
25:00 <StrykerX> LOL
25:00 <Bellatrix> Pieter ????
25:00 <StrykerX> Still mad over that Pieter?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean the food poisoning options are great
25:00 <Pieter> mad
25:00 <Bellatrix> fucking shut up Skirmish
25:00 <Pieter> what kind of retard are you
25:00 <Bellatrix> eeeep
25:00 <Bellatrix> StrykerX
25:00 <Pieter> this guys a fool :/
25:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, ive never had food poisoning in footscray
26:00 <Bellatrix> Pieter, perhaps just jealous? :P
26:00 <StrykerX> Poor Pieter
26:00 <Pieter> ya gotta remember youre talking to people who never leave their pc
26:00 <StrykerX> Lost another dealer to raids
26:00 <Pieter> dont walk past the letter box
26:00 <Bastardly_One> me either ... I'm just being contentious
26:00 <Pieter> living with mummy n daddy
26:00 <Pieter> etc 
26:00 <StrykerX> So he's a bit angry
26:00 <Pieter> Bellatrix: perhaps ;p
27:00 <Pieter> ohhhh
27:00 <Pieter> i mean
27:00 <Pieter> :)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Bellatrix, you've always struck me as intelligent ... yet, you pander to this fucktard
27:00 <StrykerX> rofl
27:00 <Bellatrix> I am intelligent.... and which 
27:00 <Pieter> keyboard warriors
27:00 <Pieter> ayy ya
27:00 <Pieter> !
27:00 <Bellatrix> I am intelligent.... and which 'fucktard' are you referring to?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter
28:00 <ooomp> Are you done yet beagle
28:00 <ooomp> I mean, fascinating stuff, but so dry
28:00 <ooomp> Go have a few more drinks and a walk along a busy road
28:00 <Pieter> you 'pander' to me Bellatrix
28:00 <Pieter> !
28:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, you don't need to get it... 
28:00 <bee_girl> http://imgur.com/gallery/4mUJicr
28:00 <Pieter> keep doing it , i like it ;p
28:00 <Bellatrix> clearly they dont understand :P
28:00 <Bellatrix> Bahaha
28:00 <Pieter> yeh , angry lil trolls
28:00 <Pieter> not worth explaining anything to em , it doesnt stick :/
28:00 <Bellatrix> Why be angry for? ITS CHRISTMAS!!!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> who's angry?
28:00 <StrykerX> Pieter
28:00 <Bellatrix> No he aint/
28:00 <Bellatrix> No he aint
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd just like it if Pieter would stfu
29:00 <norti> time to be jolly lolololol
29:00 <StrykerX> You'll see. :)
29:00 <Bellatrix> You clearly dont know him if you think this is angry.
29:00 <Pieter> or you can use /ignore and quit bitchin like a lil girl
29:00 <StrykerX> True Bellatrix, I'm not there when he bashes his neighbours
29:00 <StrykerX> To let it out
29:00 <Pieter> but you rather bitch about the world , you think its productive and gives your life meaning
29:00 <Pieter> :/
29:00 <StrykerX> And before you attempt to defend him
29:00 <StrykerX> He admitted it a while back
30:00 <Nikky`> I agree
30:00 <Pieter> she wouldnt believe that even if you killed yourself to pursuade her
30:00 <Pieter> anyway , ignored bitch!:)
30:00 <Bastardly_One> how anyone can defend him is beyond me 
30:00 <Pieter> WHY DO YOU KEEP SOOKING
30:00 <Bastardly_One> in a decade plus he's always been this fucked
30:00 <Pieter> grow up
30:00 <Pieter> wah wah fucking wah
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and even his own sibling seems ashamed of him
31:00 <StrykerX> I'd be ashamed too
31:00 <StrykerX> Look at him
31:00 <Bellatrix> urgh
31:00 <StrykerX> In the unlikely event he is better IRL
31:00 <Bellatrix> cant you think of something better to do with your time?
31:00 <StrykerX> I can't blame his siblings.
31:00 <Pieter> they're angry n jealous .... cant expect much from em
31:00 <Pieter> :/
32:00 <screwss> Nikky`: i havent seen you in like FOREVER!
32:00 <Nikky`> Has been awhile - how are you
32:00 <couleurs> yeh beagle get off the stage
32:00 <screwss> thought you hung up your austnet nick for good
32:00 <screwss> ive been better
32:00 <Bastardly_One> of what?
32:00 <StrykerX> LOL
32:00 <StrykerX> Exactly!!
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a nothing full of bravado
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and a habitual liar
33:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I don't come on during week anymore and not as long as I used to on weekends
33:00 <Nikky`> brb anyway, swapping to laptop
33:00 <scout> Hi
33:00 <StrykerX> For once, I agree with Bastardly_One
33:00 <zephism> boring a fuck
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and a junky scamming thief
33:00 <Bastardly_One> don't deserve public housing or the pension you're on
33:00 <Bellatrix> this is just sad and disapointing...
34:00 <scout> Just got
34:00 <scout> Just got home from the cemetery 
34:00 <scout> I miss mum, it was good to spent time with her 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a leech on society and a complete ... and the word kills you ... nothing
34:00 <Pieter> i love that they're so obsessed with me 
34:00 <Pieter> =)
35:00 <StrykerX> Don't worry, Bastardly_One
35:00 <StrykerX> All that's okay
35:00 <Bellatrix> Hahah
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not
35:00 <StrykerX> Cause drugs, lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I reckon 
37:00 <StrykerX> But anyway, the channel jokes quiet
37:00 <StrykerX> So moving on. :)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he must be power typing at his only fan
38:00 <Bastardly_One> or crying or both
38:00 <StrykerX> I'd say so
38:00 <Bellatrix> an?
39:00 <scout> I told her I will see her soon
39:00 <Bellatrix> *fan
39:00 <Bellatrix> ?
39:00 <Bellatrix> Im just not a cunt!
39:00 <StrykerX> Crying to Lwaxana
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you have one though :P
39:00 <Bellatrix> Thats irrelavant.
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I know 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he brings it on himself
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you just don't see it 
40:00 <StrykerX> That's Bastardly_One's pickup line. :P
40:00 <StrykerX> "oh hello, you have a cunt"
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the reply usually is, "and you are one. Goodbye"
41:00 <British^Meat> wb
41:00 <Nikky`> Ta
41:00 <British^Meat> y u swap lappys?
41:00 <Nikky`> I was on desktop
41:00 <Nikky`> I wanted to hop into bed on laptop and watch tv
41:00 <British^Meat> ah i see
41:00 <StrykerX> rofl
42:00 <British^Meat> much good on tonight?
42:00 <Nikky`> No
42:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmm, im probs gonna hit it soon
42:00 <Bellatrix> I don't need to see it Bastardly_One. There is no excuse for being a bully...
42:00 <Doodle> who has a cunt
42:00 <StrykerX> Bastardly_One
42:00 <Doodle> D:
43:00 <Nikky`> Tis the night to be relaxing in bed early
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
43:00 <Nikky`> katatonic_kate01 :o)
43:00 <StrykerX> You want in bro?
43:00 <Doodle> uhh
43:00 <StrykerX> Hard decisions
43:00 <StrykerX> :P
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey
45:00 <Bellatrix> Oh shit... its almmost sleep time.. fucking work tomorrow!
46:00 <screwss> kate is BACK
46:00 <StrykerX> I was hoping to get some BBT in but Fox has once again owned me.
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm up to date on that 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure why I still watch it really
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i am
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> for a limited time
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> I have no idea how much credit this dongle has
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is probably some way to check it…. lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and I am not Howard
48:00 <StrykerX> So you don't have a nagging mother living with you? :P
48:00 <Bastardly_One> nor that sleazy
48:00 <Bastardly_One> only nerdy and perverted
48:00 <StrykerX> loll
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and short
49:00 <screwss> go with iinet
49:00 <screwss> if u read the back of the packet it will probably have instructions on how to check ur balance
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude, i'm on holidays
49:00 <StrykerX> Jewish?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck no
49:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
49:00 <Bastardly_One> did you know in times past Rabbis believed in werewolves?
49:00 <Pieter> ha ha
49:00 <Pieter> i dont have work till next week
49:00 <Pieter> =)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/president-of-argentina-adopts-jewish-godson-to-stop-him-turning-into-a-werewolf-9946414.html
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah probably
50:00 <screwss> on your own?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll investigate at some point
50:00 <screwss> why not just tether to ur phone
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> because that would eat my data
50:00 <screwss> it will probably involve going to the website
50:00 <screwss> im on the 2nd lowest plan on voda and i get a gig
50:00 <screwss> anyway
50:00 <screwss> hav u seen zloop around
50:00 <Nikky`> I have 2.5 gig
50:00 <Pieter> AND WHY IS IT SO GOD DAMN HOT
50:00 <StrykerX> LOL
50:00 <StrykerX> Really??
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
51:00 <screwss> thats tons
51:00 <screwss> u girls dont look at porn so you would never use that up
51:00 <bee_girl> ??
51:00 <Nikky`> haha i'm always close
51:00 <Nikky`> thank god I finally connected my phone to mums wifi - not just my laptop
51:00 <StrykerX> Wow...
52:00 <Nikky`> or I would have gone over, over xmas
52:00 <scout> Ok
53:00 <TokenDaRing> DemonsRun: so, all I can say right now is fuck Moffat
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I might research that one day 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> only got that from that article
54:00 <DemonsRun> I haven't watched it yet
54:00 <TokenDaRing> you'll think the same thing when you do
54:00 <TokenDaRing> fuck moffat
54:00 <DemonsRun> I've thought that for a while now
55:00 <StrykerX> :/
55:00 <Bellatrix> Thank god for air con :D
56:00 <StrykerX> Yeah it's pretty win. :)
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it is a bit warm
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd hardly call it summer yet though
56:00 <Bastardly_One> which is fine by me 
56:00 <Bellatrix> Oh my house is pretty cool so I havent needed the air con today but I like knowing I have it.
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I have it but it's in the only room in the house I don't go into 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yay for share ... 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it's fixed in the wrong place
58:00 <TokenDaRing> how have you been anyway, DemonsRun?
58:00 <StrykerX> My mate wants me to share with him. It's rather tempting.
58:00 <StrykerX> Least I know my shit would be safe.
58:00 <Bastardly_One> it has it's pros and cons
59:00 <British^Meat> moffat?
59:00 <StrykerX> Plus he loves his beers as much as I do
59:00 <StrykerX> Win!!
59:00 <Skirmish> It's always good to live in a house where you know you won't be ass raped and your shit is safe. 
59:00 <StrykerX> Yup
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to get back to Melbourne but this guy is becoming 60/40 to live with
59:00 <StrykerX> Ew
59:00 <Bastardly_One> verging on 80/20 at times
59:00 <Taco> its always nice having a stable job that pays well, too, instead of being a no hope loser
59:00 <Taco> that plays xbox all day
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> yawns
03:00 <Taco> I hate this time of year. Every moron wants to go fishing because they never do it any other time of the year
03:00 <British^Meat> ps4wiiu4lyf
03:00 <Bellatrix> fuck, designing shoes is hard work...
03:00 <Taco> And they don't understand basics like shut the fuck up so you don't scare the fish away
04:00 <Fez> Next
04:00 <Taco> And they wonder why they catch nothing, and I'm pissed that I also catch nothing, because dumb morons can't shut up
04:00 <British^Meat> do u actually like ANYTHING Taco?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and we care why?
04:00 <British^Meat> (he said knowingly)
04:00 <Taco> I like plenty of things
04:00 <Taco> Whiskey in a mug
05:00 <bee_girl> [8:57 PM] <bzzt> hey, have u ever cried during analsex hun
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah I got asked the same question :/
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignored it
05:00 <Sponge> katatonic_kate01 what was the firstthing you masturbated with?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> wanker
05:00 <Fez> Legit q
05:00 <DemonsRun> Drunk, token
05:00 <Taco> Fishing with nobody
05:00 <amsy> whiskey in a mug-o
05:00 <Taco> Bastardly_One: same reason everyone cares about your xbox crap
05:00 <Taco> I also like reminding b1 that he's useless
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> i didn't
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe it was you who used it
06:00 <Nikky`> Same, I ignored it also
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> on yo' self
06:00 <Fez> I cry when imnot getting analsex
06:00 <Sponge> katatonic_kate01 how much money do you make from youtube?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I haven't got one of those so ...
06:00 <Taco> Then your nintendo rubbish
06:00 <Bastardly_One> or those
06:00 <Taco> nintendo segastation
06:00 <StrykerX> I should plug in my Xbox
06:00 <StrykerX> Go piss some yanks off.
06:00 <Taco> 360
06:00 <Bastardly_One> or that
07:00 <Taco> I really really like this fishing rod the wife gifted me. I don't know how she managed to buy decent fishing equip
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Stryker GTA?
07:00 <Doodle> her bf told her obv
07:00 <amsy> he has a ps2 Taco
07:00 <StrykerX> Naturally!
07:00 <MrMark> boo!
07:00 <MrMark> hi sexies
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> Over $9,000 per day
08:00 <Fez> 9000$ p/h
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
08:00 <Bastardly_One> too early ... you'll the UK whiners
08:00 <StrykerX> No fun
08:00 <Taco> Her bf can't fish like every other dumb cunt
08:00 <StrykerX> Yanks are the best for pissing off
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I find anyone on that game is fun to piss off almost
08:00 <StrykerX> They really arc up
09:00 <Fez> Raking it in
09:00 <Fez> Bam
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> BAM!
09:00 <Fez> New tits?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> just a tad
09:00 <StrykerX> Cause they love their voices so much
09:00 <StrykerX> It's awesome :')
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... just get a helicopter and chase them
09:00 <StrykerX> That's what I do :D
09:00 <StrykerX> Tilt the nose down and chop chop chop
10:00 <Fez> I get mine done yearly
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah! totes
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm going an FF cup
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> that'll get the boyz
10:00 <StrykerX> And unless they have a rocket, they're fucked
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yah I'm saving for a tank
10:00 <Bastardly_One> for no real reason than destruction of other people
10:00 <StrykerX> lol
11:00 <Nikky`> and me ;o)
11:00 <Fez> Aww cute
11:00 <TokenDaRing> hey katatonic_kate01
11:00 <Bastardly_One> this gen is where that game shines though
11:00 <Bastardly_One> PS4 version is eye candy plus
11:00 <StrykerX> Nice
11:00 <StrykerX> I cbf with a PS4
11:00 <couleurs> i'm eye candy plus
12:00 <British^Meat> dats hoooooooooooj
12:00 <Fez> FF - for fez?
12:00 <Fez> 1 kate 2 juggs
12:00 <StrykerX> I don't get much time to really focus on a game
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh yeah
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fez 
13:00 <Fez> Yea babe
13:00 <StrykerX> Hello christopher
13:00 <christopher> beer
13:00 <christopher> :)
13:00 <StrykerX> Weed tonight mate?
13:00 <christopher> if i could get
13:00 <Pieter> :)
13:00 <Taco> Pieter has weed
13:00 <StrykerX> rofl
13:00 <Taco> want his address?
14:00 <StrykerX> Taco, that's his dealer mate
14:00 <Pieter> lame stalker who think he has one up on people who have a listing in the white pages
14:00 <Pieter> :/
14:00 <Taco> Well actually I was bluffing
14:00 <christopher> hi Pieter
14:00 <Taco> But look you up in the white pages?
14:00 <Pieter> go for it
14:00 <StrykerX> Pieter actually posted it here once
15:00 <StrykerX> In one of his junkie rages
15:00 <Pieter> hey Zade:)
15:00 <Zade> hello Pieter
15:00 <Taco> I think he's relaxed right now cause he's high
15:00 <Pieter> whats going on ?
15:00 <StrykerX> Yup
15:00 <Zade> yeah not much, how about yourself Pieter?
17:00 <Fez> Whoops
17:00 <Pieter> not much , watching taken 
18:00 <Lumeah3> Boobies 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo
19:00 <screwss> last christmas i gave you my heart
19:00 <screwss> the very next day you threw it away
19:00 <screwss> this year to save me from years ill give it to someone special
19:00 <Nikky`> throw it away and stomp on it
19:00 <StrykerX> Keen as for new yrs
19:00 <StrykerX> Going out and getting plastered
19:00 <couleurs> me 2
20:00 <Taco> I'm going out getting trout
20:00 <Taco> it'll be great
20:00 <StrykerX> Nice
20:00 <Taco> although people keep inviting me to parties and things, so I prob will end up drunk like you
21:00 <Fez> Hot
21:00 <StrykerX> I'm triple booked atm.. Getting out of this will be interesting.
22:00 <Taco> well if you can't make it, order pizza to their address
22:00 <Taco> pizza > you
23:00 <screwss> such a weird song
23:00 <Fez> Now you see it
23:00 <screwss> katatonic_kate01: seen zloop
23:00 <Fez> Now you dont
23:00 <Fez> Now you dont..
23:00 <StrykerX> Hahahaha true
23:00 <couleurs> i'm pizza
23:00 <Taco> seriously at 11pm, even if they have to pay for it, they'll prob be glad to pay for it
23:00 <StrykerX> Yeah, I'm usually the one who orders it
24:00 <Lumeah> i see it .
24:00 <Lumeah> :P
24:00 <StrykerX> So it'll work well.
24:00 <Taco> my rich aunt has a rooftop place in nth syd, if I go anywhere it'll prob be there
24:00 <Pieter> ohhh hard target is on too
25:00 <Lumeah> didn't make me blind either.
25:00 <Fez> Hide it
27:00 <DIgerati> doh
27:00 <StrykerX> Nice
28:00 <Lumeah3> Ok
28:00 <DIgerati> wonder what the peasants are doing
29:00 <DIgerati> tap tap tap bloop
29:00 <TokenDaRing> hi DIgerati
29:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i smoked most of my damn cones
29:00 <DIgerati> smoke more cones
29:00 <StrykerX> Finally, bit of Simpsons then bed I reckon
30:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> maybe
30:00 <DIgerati> smoke a truck load of weed
30:00 <Fez> In 1 puff
30:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> would take me like about a year
30:00 <DIgerati> indeed
31:00 <DIgerati> do you use styvos for the mix ?
31:00 <Fez> Is it normal for the balls to.get in the way?
31:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> fez i don't pufff i deeply nhale
31:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> fez i don't puff i deeply inhale
31:00 <DIgerati> yeah, cos his so different
32:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> what balls?
32:00 <DIgerati> he needs to smoke through a pipe made of plastic
32:00 <Fez> Testiballs
32:00 <DIgerati> do you have a springer ?
32:00 <DIgerati> we used to get a garden hose, gatorade bottle and some foil
33:00 <DIgerati> disposable bong !
33:00 <DIgerati> now that's a bong
33:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i use dare bottles and nudie bottles for bongs
33:00 <screwss> some slut delted me from tinder
33:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i think ieven have a coke bottle somewhere
33:00 <Pieter> NITE
33:00 <StrykerX> Oh, no. It's next.
34:00 <screwss> ws havin the most non-chalant conversation with her ever
34:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i think i even have a coke bottle somewhere
34:00 <DIgerati> in the old days we would use a spring valley bottle
34:00 <DIgerati> that's where we got the springer from
34:00 <DIgerati> spring valley
34:00 <DIgerati> dems were da daze
34:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> im gunna take pics of my plant when it gets way bigger
35:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> :)
35:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> dayz
35:00 <DIgerati> daze
35:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> raze
35:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> blaze
35:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> taze
35:00 <DIgerati> dazed and confused
35:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> lol
35:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> yeah
36:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> 888 888 888
36:00 <DIgerati> we smoked bongs whilst going for long drives
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I smoke bongs to read your dribble
36:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> 6dazed 
36:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i can't drive for shit
37:00 <screwss> wtf is with that quit msg
37:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> hi IAmSpeed
37:00 <DIgerati> oh shit, the prawns made my stomach turn
37:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> I am romeo
37:00 <TokenDaRing> screwss it's about the kiss you'll never get
37:00 <scout> Hi
38:00 <screwss> yeh but
38:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i like squid rings
38:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
38:00 <Bastardly_One> wench
38:00 <screwss> i dont get heaps of kisses
38:00 <Chev> ahaha
38:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> do you kiss and tell?
38:00 <Chev> I'm a mother now ya know, Bastardly_One, I'm now a refined wench tyvm lol
38:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i kiss and then vomit
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ass to mouth?
39:00 <Fez> Ew
39:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i want more weed
39:00 <DIgerati> i got a kiss on the cheek by an angel, now i ended up with a mole where she kissed me, like de niro, must say something, the little mole
39:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i kiss well
39:00 <scout> How are you?
40:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> :)
40:00 <DIgerati> wateva
40:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i can't be fucked holding down a realationship
40:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> it's too much work
40:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> not enough play
41:00 <DIgerati> marriage should be a vested interest
41:00 <DIgerati> not many care
41:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> cool yeah vested holy shit man
41:00 <Chev> marriage is just a jail sentence imho
41:00 <DIgerati> vested aint got nothing to do with religion
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
41:00 <scout> Went and sat with mum again today. 
41:00 <scout> I talk for hours 
42:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> where do jews live?
42:00 <DIgerati> in toilets ?
42:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> ahaha
42:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> mmm
42:00 <couleurs> CuTe
42:00 <scout> I wish she was still with me 
43:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> monkeys are just as horny as me
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
43:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i want a telephone
43:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> :\
43:00 <TokenDaRing> watching these two is like watching two retards try to slap each other
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
43:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i broke my slap key
44:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> :)
44:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> lets break stuff
44:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> and then never get it fixed
44:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> get higg and you know
44:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> write a song about it and all
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima brb
44:00 <scout> In do dad this time of year without her 
44:00 <scout> Sad
45:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> to repeat
45:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i broke my slap key
45:00 <Chev> That pretty much sums it up TokenDaRing
45:00 <scout> It's not fair she had to leave me 
46:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> 9lets break stuff
46:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> and then never get it fixed,
47:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> 7 get high and you know
47:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> write a song about it and all
47:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> :)
48:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> *end communication*
48:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i ate too much food
48:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> any fat chicks present?
48:00 <bee_girl> http://itcuddles.tumblr.com/post/92190799119
49:00 <Christopher> \
49:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> or chicks that you know have something going for them?
49:00 <Christopher> \/
49:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> \
49:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> \\
49:00 <Christopher> ||
49:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher is a chick
49:00 <TokenDaRing> with something going
49:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> ahaha
49:00 <Christopher> yeah
49:00 <Christopher> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/soome
49:00 <StrykerX> Why would you be saying this in here?
50:00 <Christopher> heaps
50:00 <Christopher> goingon
50:00 <Christopher> wtf
50:00 <Christopher> cool
50:00 <Skirmish> Ignore it. It's trawling for a reaction. The ops are too scared to call bullshit on it and ban them.
50:00 <Skirmish> Even pm'd me tonight trying to get one. 
50:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmish <3
50:00 <StrykerX> lol
50:00 <StrykerX> fe
51:00 <Christopher> where
51:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i could kiss my bong
51:00 <Christopher> i did
51:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> ahaha
51:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> okay
51:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> hot here today
51:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> does anyone here smoke ciggies?
51:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back rager.
51:00 <DemonsRun> I made cupcakes tonight :)
51:00 <StrykerX> Back to humiliate yourself screwss?
51:00 <scout> I have no one to talk to
51:00 <screwss> sup
51:00 <StrykerX> DemonsRun, where's mine?!
51:00 <screwss> yeh
51:00 <Skirmish> I'd like to take a bite out of your cupcake DemonsRun. 
51:00 <screwss> lord Zade 
51:00 <DemonsRun> On the bench, come get it
51:00 <StrykerX> Sweet!
51:00 <scout> People are so cruel
52:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i smoke rollies
52:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i think im moving out soon
52:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> well soon enough
52:00 <Skirmish> You're sitting on the bench? 
52:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmish, anytime.
52:00 <screwss> why you gotta be so rude. dont u know im human too
52:00 <DemonsRun> No but I was when I was making the icing lol
52:00 <Zade> what screwss?
52:00 <StrykerX> Wait, you're in Sydney or something yer?
52:00 <screwss> Zade: howve you been
53:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> a/s/l to any girl beyond this line________________________________________________________________________________________________________
53:00 <DemonsRun> It's a song zade.
53:00 <Skirmish> Don't worry about screwss ... he lost his shit earlier today and probably hasn't recovered. 
53:00 <DemonsRun> Stryker, not even close 
53:00 <Zade> ok ta and yourself screwss?
53:00 <StrykerX> Perth?
53:00 <DemonsRun> Even further
53:00 <Skirmish> If DemonsRun was in Sydney I would be chatting from her loungeroom :P
53:00 <DemonsRun> Ezactlt
53:00 <StrykerX> lolol
54:00 <screwss> u woulve enjoyed the party i was at the other night romeo
54:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> a/s/l to any woman beyond this line________________________________________________________________________________________________________
54:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> hehe
54:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> ah okay
54:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> mmm
54:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> was it good?
54:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> or just okay?
54:00 <DemonsRun> Exactly even
54:00 <DemonsRun> And eating cupcakes
54:00 <scout> Mum warned me about other people
54:00 <StrykerX> Anything more than 10 min away
54:00 <screwss> tired
54:00 <StrykerX> too far to walk
54:00 <DemonsRun> I'm in vic Stryker 
54:00 <StrykerX> Oh
54:00 <StrykerX> Prolly more than 10 min still
54:00 <DemonsRun> Yep lol
55:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> was there drinking involved?
55:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> did someone play a silly game
55:00 <StrykerX> I'll have to wait then lol
55:00 <DemonsRun> Surely do
56:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> we're there any balloons?
56:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i hope music was playing at this party
56:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> cause yeah i enjoy my music
57:00 <Zade> same
57:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i also like food
57:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> ok okay
57:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> ate sum pizza the other night
58:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> really need to get pizza delivery working for me
59:00 <Zade> how far from pizza shop do you live?
59:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> very far
59:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i don't even know where to start measuring
00:00 <Zade> oh
00:00 <Christopher> .       ^ ' ' ^
00:00 <Christopher> .      /  \ /  \
00:00 <Christopher> .      \   Y   /
00:00 <Christopher> .       \ / \ /
00:00 <Christopher> .        V   V
00:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i'd say at least 15 kms
00:00 <Zade> where do you live?
00:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> in the bush
01:00 <Zade> oh ok
01:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> close to york and northam
01:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> :)
01:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> pizza tastes bad if it's cold
01:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> but good if its hot
01:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> not too hot though
01:00 <Zade> must be near dandenong 
01:00 <StrykerX> Anyway, peace out bitches!
02:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> eh sorta
02:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> not much left to watch on tv these days
02:00 <British^Meat> PS4WIIU4LYF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i should go and see the fireworks on Australia day
03:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i have a ps4 now
03:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i don't use it though
03:00 <British^Meat> sames
03:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> ah
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm using mine right now
03:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i'll start playing it half way through the year
04:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> ok bastardly_one
04:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> what game you playing?
04:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i have far cry 4
05:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> and grand theft auto 5
05:00 <Bastardly_One> got those
05:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> ok ok
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and 9 otherss
05:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> ahh
05:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> okay
05:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> got beer?
05:00 <Fez> Drive club
05:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> or coffee?
06:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> Fez arn't you that guy in that show the 70's show?
06:00 <British^Meat> hah
06:00 <Fez> No
06:00 <Fez> Yes
06:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> ok just checing
06:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> :>
06:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> ok just check*ing
06:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> :D
07:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i want ice cream
07:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> got icecream?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I am playing drive club right now but why I am playing it I have no idea
07:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> i have a very lil bit of spare change
07:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> hi bee_girl
08:00 <screwss> shes not interested
09:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> lol says you
10:00 <British^Meat> ooer
10:00 <British^Meat> a fight for her affections
10:00 <\romeO^Alienated_> must be this hot weather
11:00 <\hackt> the interview
11:00 <\hackt> seth rogan
12:00 <\hackt> discuss:;"
12:00 <\hackt> sony
12:00 <\hackt> news
12:00 <\hackt> hackers
14:00 <\hackt> what up Loof?
15:00 <\hackt> -_\I\_-
15:00 <\hackt> -_/I/_-
15:00 <British^Meat> If i complain about chatters i will be attacked :/
15:00 <\hackt> thaz right
15:00 <\hackt> so don't complain
15:00 <\hackt> :P
15:00 <British^Meat> such is the state of this room it is no longer allowed, we must just accept there are terrible chatters :(
16:00 <amsy> stop caring so much
16:00 <sony\hacky> who's caring?
16:00 <DemonsRun> Ugh, tablet died on me :(
16:00 <DemonsRun> Halfway through my book dammit
17:00 <sony\hackt> www.pornography.web
17:00 <sony\hackt> www.pornography.net.au
17:00 <amsy> or if you get bored of all the idiots, just leave like everyone else has
17:00 <Taco> stupid books running out of batteries
17:00 <Taco> I guess we'll just have to have sex
18:00 <sony\hackt> i have one hand in my pocket 
18:00 <beagle> folks can i talk to someone ? lifeline is really bad and i like idea to share thoughts
18:00 <beagle> fuck it ill have to go melbourne
18:00 <beagle> oh wait im here
18:00 <beagle> so
18:00 <beagle> msg phone number and i shall call u
18:00 <beagle> nude btw
18:00 <beagle> had to be nude
19:00 <Loof> everything is awesome! everything is cool when you're part of a team
19:00 <sony\hackt> and the other one
19:00 <amsy> i built a lego yesterday
19:00 <sony\hackt> cool
19:00 <sony\hackt> what of?
20:00 <Loof> i played with duplo, lego is too advanced
20:00 <amsy> sydney opera house
20:00 <sony\hackt> ok ok
20:00 <amsy> i wish duplo didnt come apart so easy
20:00 <Loof> i know it damn well needs to get a hold of itself
21:00 <amsy> get a grip duplo... get a grip.
21:00 <Loof> lol
21:00 <amsy> haha
21:00 <beagle> i would like to offer
21:00 <beagle> 50,000 year of avorignine
21:00 <British^Meat> idiot
21:00 <beagle> dan
22:00 <sony\hackt> so who's happy with thier xmas presents?
22:00 <beagle> did u get wet
22:00 <beagle> hehe
23:00 <slower> me
23:00 <sony\hackt> cool 
23:00 <slower> got nothing
23:00 <sony\hackt> i c
23:00 <slower> didnt want anything
23:00 <sony\hackt> ok
24:00 <sony\hackt> i want to lose some wieght
24:00 <sony\hackt> i want to lose some weight
24:00 <slower> me too
24:00 <sony\hackt> ok
24:00 <sony\hackt> :)
24:00 <slower> my doctor wants me too as well
25:00 <beagle> can we go back to time that dan and i fuck each other up anus for 2200 dollars
25:00 <beagle> its okay
25:00 <beagle> im sure he knows how to spend
25:00 <beagle> but im not sure u know how to poo dan
25:00 <beagle> (just being weird)
25:00 <beagle> hello SpanishGuy12
26:00 <SpanishGuy12> Hello beagle
26:00 <Taco> 50000 years and all they've managed to do is make kevin rudd say sorry
26:00 <British^Meat> you are an oaf and a fool chad
26:00 <Taco> we can talk about that
27:00 <beagle> British^Meat 
27:00 <beagle> British^Meat can u call shimmon for me
29:00 <milk> beagle, mate, you a rent boy with prong?
29:00 <Taco> British^Meat: can you tell me the things you like?
29:00 <Taco> I forgot
31:00 <DemonsRun> Taco
31:00 <DemonsRun> Can't have sex with you
31:00 <DemonsRun> Eye on someone else
31:00 <DemonsRun> So books it is
32:00 <Taco> we don't have to tell everyone
32:00 <Taco> I mean anyone
32:00 <DemonsRun> Nope, not happening lol
32:00 <Taco> it can be our little secret
33:00 <DemonsRun> Sorry taco, not today
33:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
34:00 <Christopher> look at this
34:00 <Christopher> https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10427336_1579160895652686_7537005692574135906_n.jpg?oh=c85a7371d033280257f10f2b6bbde37b&oe=5545DAC7
34:00 <Christopher> its funny
35:00 <Christopher> i smoking weed just like and stuff an that
35:00 <Taco> do you not love the tacos?
35:00 <Taco> the taco loves you senorita
35:00 <DemonsRun> Nope...
35:00 <DemonsRun> I mean I like, but wouldn't go as far to say I love 
35:00 <Taco> treason!
36:00 <partay> Christopher dont you like to smoke cock too ?
36:00 <Taco> send her back to america!
36:00 <DemonsRun> Lol!
36:00 <DemonsRun> Get fucked
36:00 <Taco> :P
36:00 <British^Meat> no
36:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmishhhhhhh
37:00 <Christopher> https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10891518_1579160338986075_7902920470568476992_n.jpg?oh=8ed9cb1596178d58040bf4acc8125a40&oe=553E9D89
37:00 <Christopher> partay shuddup
37:00 <DemonsRun> Wake the Fuck up
38:00 <DemonsRun> Eh you're all boring
38:00 <DemonsRun> Apart from the taco.
40:00 <partay> not that theres anything wrong with that
42:00 <British^Meat> gross
43:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
44:00 <milk> I love tacos
44:00 <milk> pink tacos are the best kind of tacos
46:00 <Taco> milk tacos make me sleepy
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks and peeps
47:00 <milk> oh, you eat coloumbian tacos
48:00 <DemonsRun> Pink tacos lmao
48:00 <milk> maybe its like the mafia and their shirts
48:00 <milk> 10 pink tacos and 15 white tacos
49:00 <Taco> milk tacos make more tacos
50:00 <Sunbeam> hi everyone :)
50:00 <beagle> is tom hanks a homosexual
50:00 <beagle> hello sunbeam
50:00 <beagle> sorry 
50:00 <beagle> if i offened you for asking
50:00 <Sunbeam> hi beagle :)
51:00 <beagle> but i dont know i 
51:00 <beagle> do like tom hanks
51:00 <beagle> again hi sunbeam
51:00 <beagle> :)
51:00 <Sunbeam> i have no idea if he is or not
51:00 <beagle> he isnt i think
51:00 <beagle> i wouldnt really know he is genius actor
51:00 <beagle> or
51:00 <beagle> just well educated
51:00 <beagle> he is from texas
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's happening?
51:00 <DemonsRun> Taco, no multiplying.
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lull me to sleep peeps!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that'll take a few mins only
52:00 <DemonsRun> Noway
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay!
52:00 <DemonsRun> Sugar overload time
52:00 <Bastardly_One> just watch the nothingless fly by
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> good idea
53:00 <DemonsRun> Or come watch ncis with me lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i hate that show
53:00 <DemonsRun> Pfft
53:00 <DemonsRun> PLL?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> no idea what ppl means
54:00 <Christopher> cath
54:00 <Christopher> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10897112_1579169515651824_7250072449796105748_n.jpg?oh=3e6367456cda4ca5c7bac9ff16bac0ca&oe=5537E965&__gda__=1426190684_de72f461d77cf5d2a87fe6d97af59eba
54:00 <Christopher> what can u see in that pic
54:00 <Cath^> ewok?
54:00 <Christopher> a fish
54:00 <Cath^> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> do what now?
55:00 <Cath^> and a fish :p
55:00 <DemonsRun> Pretty little liars
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> haven't watched that either
56:00 <Christopher> its got a lazy eye
56:00 <Cath^> lol
56:00 <DemonsRun> Oh, I like the last couple of seasons
59:00 <Christopher> and a crown
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