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00:00 <beehhh> At 30 June 2013, an estimated 640 770 New Zealand citizens were present in Australia.
00:00 <Digerati> mostly maori
01:00 <Digerati> those guys make good security guards
01:00 <Digerati> it's all they know
01:00 <Digerati> to push people around
01:00 <Digerati> no brains
02:00 <beehhh> http://www.citizenship.gov.au/learn/facts-and-stats/ >> click on statistic Digerati
04:00 <Digerati> funny how poland comes in second
04:00 <Digerati> greeks used to be second
04:00 <Digerati> spose it's grown
04:00 <beehhh> India is no1 followed by UK
05:00 <Digerati> i am talking about which natios are the biggest on Aus
05:00 <beehhh> The following table shows the number of people who were conferred as Australian citizens at ceremonies in 2013-14, according to their former nationality.
05:00 <Digerati> 1st comes italy
05:00 <Digerati> 2nd comes poland
05:00 <Digerati> 3rd comes greek
06:00 <beehhh> I used to be surrounded by the italians
06:00 <Digerati> greeks used to be 2nd
06:00 <beehhh> they looked after me
06:00 <beehhh> Brunswick east and west
06:00 <Digerati> poland immigration must have started to build in the 80's
07:00 <Digerati> i dont research shit like that any way
07:00 <Digerati> but hey... it's changed
07:00 <Digerati> thnx for showing me
08:00 <beehhh> I'd try go to Norway follow the footstep of manik mia
08:00 <Digerati> you will be lucky to find a fish and chips shop owned by an italian or greek, it is mostly asians now that took over
08:00 <Digerati> and milk bars are dying
08:00 <beehhh> dying with a hammer
08:00 <Digerati> 7 eleven killed the milk bar
09:00 <beehhh> there used to be only one 7/11 in the whole melb CBD in 96 i still remember
09:00 <Digerati> yeah, the one on elizabeth st
24:00 <Digerati> $-D
24:00 <Digerati> (au)
30:00 <Loof> Bastardly_One you seen the gta online heists trailer?
36:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iR7PpZQ_kg
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Body Count - Evil Dick (Jul 22, 2011) 4:06 - Category: Music - 65,853 views - 337 likes (98.5%), 5 dislikes (1.5%)
45:00 <phenyl> !seen joel
55:00 <Loof> gtfo zloop, you're lower than a retarded maggot hanging out of your homless crack whore mothers mouldy anus
55:00 <Loof> ps. get off the ice
56:00 <Pieter> loof and his rambling nonsense continues
56:00 <Pieter> must lace his weed with cyanide!
56:00 <Pieter> soon soon
56:00 <Pieter> back to bed bbl
57:00 <zloop> lol
57:00 <zloop> Loof hows Peaches?
57:00 <Skirmish> I feel sorry for Loof. 
57:00 <zloop> so do I
58:00 <Pieter> careful
58:00 <Pieter> next he'll use slogans from bumper bar stickers against you
59:00 <Pieter> spose he should have enough time memorising em once he's been hit by 100 reversing cars and stuck under em for atleast 2 hours
59:00 <Pieter> no one calls RACV or emergency services immediately, only when they relise the fucker isnt dying after a few hours will they call 000
00:00 <Pieter> we need 2 cars reversing on opposite ends to sandwich Loof , maybe it will work , the fat be squished so much it will run right to his head and *pop* goes his head like a lemming!
01:00 <Pieter> *gone*
02:00 <zloop> lol
06:00 <Pieter> Welp , just found out the chick i have a crush on , or one of em isnt the gurl I thought she was .... she may as well be a boy now ... FUCK EM
06:00 <tomas> wow Pieter your still around
06:00 <Pieter> Im gonna go mope about in bed now , this is depressing
06:00 <Pieter> yes , unfortunately
06:00 <thestig> pieter get in there son
06:00 <zloop> lol
06:00 <zloop> thestig pedo
06:00 <zloop> andy malone
06:00 <tomas> this has really died down hasnt it
06:00 <zloop> dead father in backyard
06:00 <zloop> with dead dogs
07:00 <zloop> still lives with mum at home
07:00 <Pieter> im going
07:00 <Pieter> nite
07:00 <Pieter> *gone*
07:00 <tomas> lol
10:00 <tomas> this shits boring as fuck now
10:00 <tomas> diablo 2 is the same
11:00 <doctor> you've gotten old
11:00 <Ryl> damn
11:00 <tomas> yep
11:00 <Ryl> wat would possess a mother to stab 7 of her own kinds?
12:00 <Ryl> kds*
12:00 <Ryl> kids*
12:00 <tomas>  no idea
12:00 <doctor> everything is boring as fuck once you get old, it's why people have families - so then they can live vicariously through their children
12:00 <tomas> just a fuckwit
12:00 <tomas> i have a family
12:00 <tomas> tonight is my time out night
12:00 <tomas> im bored as fuck
13:00 <tomas> well cya in a nother few years
13:00 <doctor> cricket was on today, could watch a rerun of that. have a beer or 18 along with
13:00 <Ryl> go to a strip joint
14:00 <doctor> having 8 kids is a bit excessive. especially if you're a single mother living off benefits
15:00 <Ryl> thats the thing though isnt it?
15:00 <Ryl> they keep on getting pregnant and have lil kids
15:00 <Ryl> in order to keep on recieving benefits
15:00 <Ryl> single mothers get quite a bit apparently
16:00 <Ryl> in addition to child support the father is made to pay 
16:00 <doctor> enough for the kids, but the mother herself would have to do a lot without
16:00 <Ryl> assuming if she was a good mother
16:00 <erlich> if she gets remarried does the father still have to pay?
16:00 <doctor> I think she was quite religious, so she probably didn't have the kids so she could get more benefits
16:00 <Ryl> my young 20 yr old cousin is a single mother
16:00 <Ryl> all the payments goes to her clothes, shoes n clubbing
16:00 <erlich> i suppose the circumstances havent changed that he still is the father
17:00 <Ryl> her own mother, the childs grandma, is the one who actually looks after it
17:00 <doctor> who knows really, we can only speculate
17:00 <Ryl> makes u even wonder....
18:00 <Ryl> if the supernatural is real
18:00 <Ryl> like, maybe she was possessed by a demon or something
18:00 <doctor> if the supernatural is real, then maybe
19:00 <Ryl> i can understand snapping and flipping out and killing maybe 1, perhaps 2 ppl
19:00 <doctor> but it's likely she just snapped under the burden of her own life choices
19:00 <Ryl> but intentionally murdering 8 other lives?
19:00 <Ryl> some un-natural shit right there
20:00 <doctor> crazy shit can happen under extreme duress
20:00 <Ryl> how haunted would that site be now
20:00 <Ryl> it is said that if someones dies a traumatic death, their spirits will remain at the place, not moving on
21:00 <Ryl> no doubt the deaths of those 8 children were traumatic
21:00 <doctor> unfortunate for the souls of those kids who did nothing wrong; having to remain and relive that ordeal over and over
22:00 <Ryl> exactly :/
24:00 <Ryl> where was the kids father/s?
27:00 <doctor> no idea
31:00 <zloop> if you have 8 kids and you single mum you get a lot of money from govt
31:00 <zloop> she would have been living it up
31:00 <zloop> she also lived in housing
37:00 <beagle> if you love god
37:00 <beagle> wathch this
37:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_Ohp3zweZM
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Superman - Kryptonite (Feb 25, 2010) 4:05 - Category: Film & Animation - 14,297 views - 61 likes (98.4%), 1 dislikes (1.6%)
39:00 <beagle> someone make a fucking song 'they will knwo you sideways jew'
44:00 <zloop> jewish beagle
54:00 <phenyl> has anyone seen Joel
57:00 <phenyl> `seen
57:00 <phenyl> `seen iod
00:00 <zloop> Joel is dead
18:00 <screwss> shoop, shoop e doop
50:00 <Maurice> That nick is hot
00:00 <thestig> lol
07:00 <phenyl> oi 
13:00 <Lumeah2> So hot. 
50:00 <Lumeah2> Why is there noone ranting shit 
59:00 <screwss> good question
59:00 <screwss> no ones online
59:00 <screwss> skirmish isnt here
59:00 <screwss> thats basically why theres no ranting
30:00 <Lumeah> Weird 
31:00 <Lumeah> Speek shit someone im bored
32:00 <Lumeah> K go! 
41:00 <Lumeah> Or don't.. Either or. :p
31:00 <Lumeah2> Oi.. What u doin..:p.
31:00 <Lumeah2> ;p
31:00 <zloop> nothing u?
31:00 <zloop> about to eat something maybe then sleep
31:00 <Lumeah2> Exactly 
32:00 <Lumeah2> Same 
32:00 <Lumeah2> Eat what? 
33:00 <Lumeah2> I have yoghurt and narnnies 
37:00 <zloop> not sure maybe some strasberg and some lettuce and spanish onion and mayo and pepper
37:00 <zloop> yoghurt is good
37:00 <zloop> very nice and healthy with that fruit option
37:00 <zloop> why are you up?
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm
54:00 <Sunbeam> evening folks :)
34:00 <Pieter> moaning
40:00 <bee_girl_> Shhh zaim they are all still asleep
41:00 <bee_girl_> Pretty quiet in here 
41:00 <zaim> but i like making an entrance
54:00 <Pieter> hahaha @ the clothes line along the outback freeway
54:00 <Pieter> theres clothes on it and an ironing board and basket
47:00 <Pieter> Lumeah2: ONLY GOT 90% of THE BOXTROLLS:(
47:00 <Lumeah2> Awww man 
53:00 <Pieter> Oh whattt
53:00 <Pieter> gandolf is magneto
53:00 <Pieter> i didnt know that !
53:00 <Pieter> :////
54:00 <Lumeah2> Lol
55:00 <Lumeah2> Little boxes little boxes
55:00 <Lumeah2> Cookie 
10:00 <Pieter> Cant wait to see Taken 3
10:00 <Pieter> the 3rd movie is always the best one cos they always make a 2nd and go half assed on it so they need to fix that n make a 3rd 
11:00 <Pieter> ALTHOUGH T3 SUCKED BALLS !
13:00 <Pieter> i gotta poo i gotta poo i gotta poo this smelly poooo
14:00 <Pieter> squeezing out mini farts , obviously running out of room down there 
14:00 <Pieter> \o/
50:00 <Pieter> there
51:00 <Pieter> all 20 toothbrushes fit in the cup i bought
51:00 <Pieter> wish the chicks would label their toothbrushes!
53:00 <Pieter> 24 DIFFERENT LADDERS IN 1 !
53:00 <Pieter> TRANSFORMA LADDERS
53:00 <Pieter> COMING TO A LADDER SHOP NEAR YOU !
58:00 <Lumeah> lol
58:00 <Lumeah> gross
02:00 <amsy> lmao
08:00 <Pieter> well they always open a new one cos they forgot which one was theirs
08:00 <Pieter> how hard is it to initial ya toothbrush
08:00 <Pieter> hell i got a wardrobe dedicated to womens clothes cos of all the shit they leave here :/
09:00 <Pieter> chicks who do the dishes are tryign to play housewife and means they wanna fuck ya piet , never forget !
11:00 <Pieter> dont shake your head !
11:00 <Pieter> stomp stomp stomp
12:00 <Pieter> omg
12:00 <Pieter> the bat light!
12:00 <Pieter> only $27 
12:00 <Pieter> I SO WANT ONE
13:00 <Pieter> be my kk Lumeah !
15:00 <Lumeah> lol
15:00 <Lumeah> no
16:00 <Lumeah> :P
17:00 <Pieter> bitch :P
17:00 <bee_girl_> Hey Lumeah 
17:00 <Pieter> *bite*
17:00 <Pieter> this facemask is making my face tingle!
18:00 <Pieter> i feel it tightening up but it could just be drying
18:00 <Pieter> :o
20:00 <Lumeah> hey bee_girl_!!
20:00 <Lumeah> drying pretty boy,
21:00 <Pieter> I LOVE HOW GOOD MY SKIN FEELS !!!
21:00 <Pieter> those vitamin e oil capsules are amazing
22:00 <Pieter> feels like im a big baaaaby
22:00 <Pieter> :)))
22:00 <Lumeah> you are
22:00 <Lumeah> lol
22:00 <Pieter> touch me
22:00 <Pieter> become a sex offender
22:00 <Pieter> ;p
22:00 <Lumeah> no :P
22:00 <Lumeah> haha
24:00 <Pieter> :)))
24:00 <Pieter> 96% done 35 min left
25:00 <Pieter> WTF happened to jan in brady bunch
26:00 <Pieter> i knew the dad got replaced cos the original one was a violent nutjob
26:00 <Pieter> but jan got replaced too ???
26:00 <Pieter> SHES HOT !
26:00 <Pieter> =p
27:00 <Lumeah> ohh man!!
27:00 <Lumeah> no goods :P
28:00 <Lumeah> thats like replaceing ridge on b&B ahy,.. wasn't a ridge girl but same same
29:00 <Pieter> yeh they should have killed him off or somethin
29:00 <Pieter> a character should never be replaced with another actor/actress
30:00 <Pieter> its like shia lebouff should have gone all dude wheres my car in transformers 4 for a few seconds and then it be a warlberg movie !
31:00 <Pieter> i know if my autobot car went off id be asking him where hes going and if hes gonna save the world , be home by 11 !
31:00 <Lumeah> lol
32:00 <stebie> aw Nikky` left
45:00 <thestig> stebieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
47:00 <stebie> stiggyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
47:00 <stebie> sup?
47:00 <thestig> not much bruh hows u
47:00 <stebie> same same, researching rings
47:00 <stebie> fun times, not
47:00 <thestig> i hope you mean piston rings
47:00 <thestig> for flatop forged pistons
48:00 <thestig> :D
48:00 <stebie> lol no :<
52:00 <stebie> stiggy, do you know the best places to sell USD to AUD ?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> morning kids
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Thomas Cook
57:00 <Bastardly_One> or a plain old ordinary bank
03:00 <Bastardly_One> My lawn is covered in spew
04:00 <Pieter> oh how you must be proud
05:00 <Bastardly_One> not really
06:00 <Pieter> captains bog 77.273.82
07:00 <Lumeah2> Wb 🐝 bee_girl 
07:00 <Lumeah2> How was pizza? 
07:00 <Pieter> ITS PIETSA
08:00 <Pieter> sexy fucker!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Christmas Day is the worst day of the year
12:00 <Bastardly_One> only 4 more days until the most depressing day of the year
13:00 <Lumeah> yeah buying shit for no reason
13:00 <Lumeah> to give to people that have more than you
13:00 <Lumeah> woo hoo..
13:00 <Bastardly_One> not even that ... which is true
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but what about those that will be doing nothing and have no-one
13:00 <Lumeah> it's just a day
14:00 <Lumeah> same as yesterday
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it might be a net romance but I just found out my son's g/f is like 13
15:00 <Bastardly_One> he's fucking 20 tomorrow
16:00 <Bastardly_One> disgusting
17:00 <Lumeah> hahaha
17:00 <Lumeah> groooomed
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I just thought with the way she types and all she told me she was older
19:00 <Bastardly_One> then she's like did ******* tell you how old I am?
19:00 <Lumeah> i think your boys in trouble!!
19:00 <Lumeah> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking little creep
20:00 <Lumeah> like so many men online.. want an little teenager lol
20:00 <Lumeah> rof!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like how did he mother react?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> she was cool with it ... WHAT?
20:00 <Lumeah> haha
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I always seem to get out of the frying pan
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but into the fire
22:00 <stebie> <Bastardly_One> Thomas Cook
22:00 <stebie> is that the same mob that does hotels/travel?
23:00 <stebie> i think i found one with the best rates by a couple of cents (compared to travelex and the top 4 banks), thanks anyway
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah they are 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> how many dollars we looking at?
25:00 <Lumeah> yeah stebie how rich are you ?
28:00 <stebie> not that many, maybe 3k
28:00 <stebie> haven't counted it in a bit
28:00 <Bastardly_One> 3k
29:00 <Bastardly_One> considering both our dollars
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that's probably closer to 2k in the end
29:00 <stebie> ..
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all I wanted to know for
29:00 <stebie> no, it goes the other way
29:00 <stebie> 3k usd = ~3.5k aud
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and then tax right?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and I did get confused
30:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry, dealing with parental stuff
30:00 <stebie> don't think so, it's not income - it's previously exchanged funds for a trip
30:00 <Bastardly_One> like how to keep my mouth shut and not get on the phone and tear someone a new arsehole
31:00 <stebie> i should count it to know what i'm playing with anyway
31:00 <Lumeah> which you should do anyways
31:00 <stebie> yeah
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh me
31:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking oath I should
31:00 <Lumeah> yup
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but I know I won't
32:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna be hard not to ask him if he's been hanging at the mall looking for kids though
33:00 <Bastardly_One> man! I just wanna punch his mother in the face
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm so angry I'm cleaning up as I posst
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm allergic to cleaning until I have to usually
36:00 <Lumeah> think ya need to go beat the fucker inthe head and teach him how to handle a real woman.
37:00 <stebie> oh wow, i grossly over-estimated how much i have
37:00 <stebie> D:
38:00 <Lumeah> man
38:00 <stebie> maybe the mrs has been pinching it behind my back
38:00 <stebie> them females... cannot be trusted!
38:00 <Lumeah> possibly possilby
38:00 <Lumeah> ya must not have been handing you enough :P
39:00 <Lumeah> out*
39:00 <Lumeah> not you
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> whatcha got?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, I assume you do family things at Christmas
40:00 <Bastardly_One> is Piet ever invited? You must really cringe
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I just thought of how certain people's christmas would be in here
41:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine Chris' ... how depressing
41:00 <stebie> D:
42:00 <stebie> i only have $530 ._.
42:00 <stebie> hence the grossly over-estimated amount
42:00 <Lumeah> fuck man
42:00 <stebie> i think the 3k is the figure i exchanged originally, hence being the figure on my mind
44:00 <Lumeah> yeah :S
45:00 <Lumeah> you gonna go make a new ashole in your sons body Bastardly_One?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I can't do shit about it 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the kid is going through a stage of rebellion that is dangerous for him
46:00 <grem> o.O
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he's more fucked up than I can ever be and not taking his meds
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but man ... one cunt starts that shit with me today
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and dunno if I am gonna hold back :)
46:00 <Lumeah> lol
47:00 <Lumeah> can i guess the cunt?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not just him
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Token does it too 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and Stryker X a bit more subtle
47:00 <Lumeah> well maybe they need assholes ripped awell
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and of course whatever name taco is today
47:00 <Lumeah> yup!
48:00 <Lumeah> muiltiple personality disorder?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh just a cunt that's lost me 2 FB profiles with Picard's help
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and keeps changing names and hosts to cause shit with people
49:00 <Lumeah> sounds familiar
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
52:00 <StrykerX> So.. RDP is still quick when you're shapred
52:00 <StrykerX> Shaped*
53:00 <StrykerX> Winning!!
57:00 <stebie> yeah, rdp is pretty cool
57:00 <stebie> better than vnc in that respect i find
19:00 <StrykerX> For sure
19:00 <StrykerX> VNC is laggy as
28:00 <StrykerX> Only good for when RDP is unresponsive
29:00 <StrykerX> Get a reboot into that shit
33:00 <stebie> lol
00:00 <Digerati> yo
02:00 <Digerati> 300 for my electricity bill, shit
03:00 <Digerati> than you wonder what you actually really used
03:00 <Digerati> they rip you off
03:00 <Digerati> i am going solar anyway
04:00 <Digerati> fuck paying electricity bills
04:00 <Digerati> when you can get it for free
04:00 <StrykerX> That'd take alot of solar panels to run totally independent of the grid.
04:00 <StrykerX> Unless you live in a shoebox
04:00 <Digerati> 10kw is enough for a 3 bedroom
05:00 <Digerati> will cost me 10 grand with install
05:00 <Digerati> its more than enough man
05:00 <Digerati> i do have ham radio
05:00 <StrykerX> You're on IRC
05:00 <StrykerX> Doubt you have $10k
05:00 <Digerati> nah
05:00 <Digerati> i got 10 times that
05:00 <Digerati> :) haha
05:00 <Digerati> soz
05:00 <Digerati> jk
06:00 <Digerati> i got more than that mate
06:00 <Digerati> it aint the point
06:00 <Digerati> is it worth spending that much but
06:00 <Digerati> i bought a 3 bedroom house
07:00 <Digerati> now i install 10k of solar panels
07:00 <Digerati> when will i stop paying electric bills
07:00 <Digerati> that's the question
07:00 <Digerati> when does it pay off
07:00 <Digerati> hey Bozza
08:00 <Digerati> you tell me StrykerX
08:00 <Digerati> it will take years
08:00 <Digerati> consider the shit is worth 5 to 10k cost
08:00 <Digerati> if i spend 5 it will still be the same
09:00 <Digerati> and ham equipment uses stacks of energy
10:00 <Digerati> want to see what my shack looks like ? it aint my photo or me, but it is really close
11:00 <Digerati> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_f4rYPdyqYjo/TBpEPQJkt7I/AAAAAAAAA5s/pnV9u5p7mEY/s320/Nice+layout+copy.jpg
11:00 <Digerati> look at that
11:00 <Digerati> but 3 monitors
11:00 <Digerati> i dont post myself on net
13:00 <Digerati> http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/bc/82/90/bc8290aa75b669707df022c35418c5f1.jpg
14:00 <Digerati> an amp on HF does up to 5000 watts
14:00 <Digerati> now work it out
14:00 <Digerati> from the cycle
14:00 <Digerati> 50 cycles per second
15:00 <Digerati> divide that by 5000
15:00 <Digerati> minimum is a 10 kw solar panel
15:00 <Digerati> bare minimum
16:00 <Digerati> i figured if i go for 25kw, i will be off the grid, like you said
16:00 <Digerati> 20kw is off the grid
16:00 <Digerati> i spend up to 16 hours a day on the computer/radio
18:00 <Digerati> StrykerX, do you know about ham radio ?
19:00 <Digerati> i hook my modem to satellite
19:00 <Digerati> what else ?
19:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9Ii3YCcAqg
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Icom IC-R9000 Radio & modem terminal explained (May 29, 2013) - Category: Science & Technology - 6,323 views - 15 likes (93.8%), 1 dislikes (6.3%)
19:00 <Digerati> we invented the net
19:00 <Digerati> well ham radio operators
19:00 <Digerati> not me
20:00 <Digerati> military started it with ham equipment
20:00 <Digerati> than uni's took over
20:00 <Digerati> packet radio mate
20:00 <Digerati> sending data across the airwaves
21:00 <Digerati> ax 2.5 packet protocol
21:00 <Digerati> from there we discovered the higher you go, the faster the data rate transfer
21:00 <Digerati> higher in frequency
21:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
23:00 <Digerati> dude, anyone can be a radio operator, sit for their license from FCC, and join the WIA, the test is basic electronics
23:00 <Digerati> i seen 16 year olds get their license
24:00 <Digerati> we need more radio operators, case the satellites go down worldwide one day, god forbid
25:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-LaKTFoh90
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Welcome to my shack (Apr 11, 2010) 6:26 - Category: Film & Animation - 265,899 views - 775 likes (91.7%), dislikes (8.3%)
25:00 <Digerati> enjoy
26:00 <Digerati> 200 bucks will get you entry level equipment to talk worldwide with no problems
26:00 <Digerati> you dont have to spend 1000's
27:00 <Digerati> http://www.wia.org.au/
27:00 <Digerati> http://www.wia.org.au/discover/introduction/about/
31:00 <Digerati> how's it going Bastardly_One
31:00 <Bastardly_One> good
31:00 <Bastardly_One> well well well 
31:00 <Digerati> i am stupid at maths man'
32:00 <Digerati> i want to figure out something
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the bella with the trix
32:00 <Digerati> i got F's in maths dude
32:00 <Bastardly_One> 'ello
32:00 <Digerati> hey !
32:00 <Digerati> Bellatrix @@
32:00 <Digerati> hey hun, long time no see
32:00 <Digerati> it's Atari
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you can deal with him
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to win this game :P
33:00 <Digerati> deal with who ?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you
33:00 <Digerati> what did i do to you ?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ramble city
33:00 <Bellatrix> Hey hey...
33:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh take a breath
33:00 <Digerati> do i owe you anything ? :) ffs
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh really?
33:00 <Bellatrix> I think Bastardly_One is telling me to deal with you Digerati
34:00 <Bastardly_One> what if I say StrykerX to get his attention
34:00 <Bastardly_One> will you still be studying?
34:00 <Bellatrix> yes
34:00 <Bastardly_One> just checkin' :D
34:00 <Bellatrix> Im a little annoyed at that one to be honest
34:00 <Digerati> n times of natural disasters, radio amateurs throughout the world provide support communications, and sometimes the only communications immediately after a disaster. When cyclone Tracey hit Darwin in 1974 the only communication out of the area initially was by a radio amateur who hooked his transceiver up to a car battery, and let the world know that Darwin needed help.
34:00 <Bellatrix> shows you just can't trust anyone.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to learn to mind my own business so I'm not asking
35:00 <Bellatrix> Haha
35:00 <Bellatrix> Best not to ask... 
35:00 <Bellatrix> But I'm rather disapointed
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but damn I am a curious person
35:00 <Bastardly_One> as you'd remember maybe
36:00 <StrykerX> Well, I'll come out and say it. I'm not afraid. I never really met up with Bellatrix. I only said it to piss off Pieter.
36:00 <StrykerX> And fuck it worked a treat.
37:00 <Bellatrix> there's a word for people like you StrykerX... cunt :P
37:00 <StrykerX> Fuckin oath.
37:00 <StrykerX> And while I do apologise sincerely to Bellatrix
37:00 <StrykerX> I can't believe how well it worked!
38:00 <Bellatrix> It should never have happened! Please do not use me in your stupid trolling again!!!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme get this gist of this 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> was done to see if the grapevine was in action
38:00 <Bellatrix> And when I say stupid, I mean childish!!!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> man ... what happened to you?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you've been hanging with taco too long
39:00 <Bellatrix> ??
39:00 <StrykerX> Nar, I just enjoy pissing him off.
39:00 <StrykerX> :)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yet it was stebie who reacted
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought that was bragging to stebie not pissing Pieter off
39:00 <Bastardly_One> well, there ya go
40:00 <StrykerX> You weren't around when the situation initially occured.
40:00 <StrykerX> Which is rare
40:00 <StrykerX> lol
40:00 <StrykerX> stebie just happened to see me trolling Pieter
41:00 <Lumeah2> Lol
41:00 <Lumeah2> Just happened? 
41:00 <Bellatrix> Isn't stebie always around?
41:00 <Lumeah2> Do Stebie and piety look the same? 
42:00 <StrykerX> No, stebie is rarely here
42:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie you might pm
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and get an answer 2 days later
42:00 <StrykerX> Yup
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he assumes you log :P
42:00 <Bastardly_One> so sometimes it's ... wtf?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh *that* conversation
43:00 <Lumeah2> I wanna be always here but not here fakely. 
43:00 <StrykerX> Why would you want to live here?
43:00 <StrykerX> It's really not that great.
43:00 <Lumeah2> I was makeing a point 
43:00 <StrykerX> Even trolling gets boring.
43:00 <Bastardly_One> put it this way 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the more you are gonna hate me the more active I am gonna be 
44:00 <StrykerX> Why else do you think I have nice points in the day? :P
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I might of left again by now out of sheer and utter boredom
44:00 <Bellatrix> Mmmm ... I gotta go get ready to go out
44:00 <Bastardly_One> make ya mind up
44:00 <Bastardly_One> studying or going out
44:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking women ... if they didn't have cunts you'd throw rocks at 'em!
45:00 <StrykerX> I wasn't even ment to be back on here.. I opened the wrong RDP protocol
45:00 <StrykerX> And saw a nick trigger
45:00 <StrykerX> Er.. RDP session*
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll be hard pressed to find somewhere aussies congregate though
45:00 <Bellatrix> Oh I have been studying for the past 3 hours... I have a christmas thing to get ready for now
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Christmas
46:00 <Bastardly_One> when I become ruler of the universe
46:00 <StrykerX> Bastardly_One, Aussies don't congregate
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm banning christmas
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and summer
46:00 <StrykerX> Cause that's racist.
46:00 <StrykerX> You should know that.
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll give you racist you fucking coon loving, greek styling, tea towel wearing 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm
48:00 <Bastardly_One> not as easy being racist when it's not natural actually
48:00 <StrykerX> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah you whatever Picard would say
48:00 <StrykerX> You've got said the 1 minority that actually piss me off
48:00 <Bastardly_One> abos?
48:00 <StrykerX> Got = not
48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
48:00 <Bastardly_One> good
49:00 <StrykerX> I can tolerate black cunts, wogs and terrorist cunts
49:00 <Bastardly_One> harbouring any sudanse gang bangers?
49:00 <Bellatrix> fuck off Bastardly_One, you cant ban either!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I can!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> why not?
49:00 <StrykerX> Cause you lost ops like a shitcunt
49:00 <StrykerX> lolol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> no that was about Christmas and summer
50:00 <Bastardly_One> she's ... behind
50:00 <StrykerX> Oh
50:00 <Bastardly_One> took me a sec too
50:00 <StrykerX> I just can't tolerate Jews personally.
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Bella
51:00 <StrykerX> Interact with a few at work
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Crimson Seraph, chelle, Sherm and I are catching up soon if you want
51:00 <StrykerX> Tightest cunts ever.
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I lived in Jew Town
51:00 <Bastardly_One> East St Kilda
51:00 <StrykerX> Caulfield?
51:00 <StrykerX> Close enough haha
51:00 <Bastardly_One> they are seriously in their own world
52:00 <StrykerX> Caulfield, Kew, Carnegie, etc.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I lived right near a synagogue
52:00 <StrykerX> Ew
52:00 <StrykerX> You poor soul.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and did something nasty once
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and got in deep shit 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I turned my lawn into the gaza strip for the weekend
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and watched them all cross the road
52:00 <StrykerX> I got death stared by a security guard when I was dropped a consigment across the road from a Jew school
53:00 <Bastardly_One> My nature strip I mean
53:00 <StrykerX> Cause I wasn't wearing one of those little cunt hats
53:00 <Bastardly_One> so, little did I know the local rabbi was staking me out
53:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
53:00 <Bastardly_One> waiting for me to collect the sign 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> BAM!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you are coming to learn the torah out of respect!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> meh 
54:00 <StrykerX> I would've spat in his face
54:00 <StrykerX> But that's just me.
54:00 <Bastardly_One> turned out more interesting doing that though
54:00 <Bastardly_One> than thinking up more ways to cause local mischeif
54:00 <Bastardly_One> *mischief
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that word ... fuck you i before e
55:00 <Bastardly_One> at least after that day I can argue with some education behind my arguements
57:00 <Bastardly_One> seen the latest craze for girls?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> dying armpit hair
57:00 <Lumeah2> Rof! 
57:00 <Lumeah2> Blue! 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm serious
57:00 <Lumeah2> Rainbow? 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I thought you might of seen it 
58:00 <Lumeah2> Black for rangers 
58:00 <StrykerX> Armpit hair?
58:00 <StrykerX> Ew
58:00 <StrykerX> Btw Bastardly_One, you're cool now.
58:00 <Lumeah2> So eww
59:00 <Lumeah2> O_0
59:00 <Pieter> welp that nap sucked
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you suck
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I am cool this is true
00:00 <Pieter> i got boxtrolls Lumeah:P
00:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty warm outside though
00:00 <Pieter> now gotta get this gone girl
00:00 <Lumeah2> Lol poor piety 
00:00 <StrykerX> Only to a point Bastardly_One
00:00 <StrykerX> Don't go getting a big head.
00:00 <StrykerX> :P
00:00 <Lumeah2> Maybe I'll watch it later 
00:00 <StrykerX> It's nice and cool here.. A/C.
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I was refering to it being cool inside the house
01:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
01:00 <StrykerX> lol
01:00 <StrykerX> Anyway, I think I might RDP into the RIGHT COMPUTER now
01:00 <StrykerX> And work my IT God magic
01:00 <StrykerX> Peace out cuntz
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you do that 
02:00 <Lumeah2> God complex huh
03:00 <Lumeah2> Good for u.... Not. 
03:00 <Fez> Hi lumeah2
06:00 <Digerati> lol
07:00 <Digerati> del *.*
07:00 <Bastardly_One> this fucking game 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously ... I am gonna have the worst tantrum in a min
07:00 <Pieter> i wonder how this horrible bosses 2 is 
07:00 <Pieter> must watch after raymond
08:00 <Digerati> half life ?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Shadow of Mordor
08:00 <Pieter> ALL THESE SHITTY SANTA MOVIES!!!
08:00 <Pieter> WHY CANT THEY JUST MAKE ONE BIG GOOD ONE !!!
09:00 <Digerati> who gives a shit
09:00 <Bellatrix> Anyways, time to go.. have a great night kids
09:00 <Digerati> getting to old for fucking games on pc anyway
09:00 <Digerati> only play games on xbox
10:00 <Pieter> boing:)
10:00 <Digerati> boing with an R
10:00 <Digerati> boringgggg
15:00 <Pieter> she tuuuuuurns me onn
15:00 <Pieter> is there a 3 second rule for tea bags?
16:00 <Pieter> cos I dont wanna die even tho i pinocleaned mah floor 2 days ago
31:00 <Doodle> peeps
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Peeps!
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sup?
32:00 <Doodle> fkall, you?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Traveling....
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm
32:00 <Doodle> to where, yoda?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh metaphorically speaking 
33:00 <Doodle> ok i'm lost
33:00 <Doodle> you're metaphorically travelling?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> Naw jokes... Just went to see my sister.... 
33:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jamiroquai - Travelling Without Moving.mp3 (6.91MB 128kbps Stereo 7:32)
33:00 <Doodle> ?
33:00 <Doodle> oic
33:00 <Doodle> is your sister hot
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, she is alright...
34:00 <Doodle> does she like losers?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> Once upon a time 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> Not now 
34:00 <Doodle> damn
34:00 <Doodle> never mind
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah Bamp now
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> Bow
35:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1465148_10204686695383087_1143258011767293989_n.jpg?oh=2927379006c18b50299d144470ab066d&oe=550C43C0
36:00 <Doodle> Nikkypoos
36:00 <Doodle> <3
36:00 <Nikky`> Doodledooooooo <3
37:00 <Doodle> hows it hanging
37:00 <Nikky`> Fantastical - yours?
37:00 <Doodle> its not now that you're here ;)
37:00 <Nikky`> ooooooooooh ;o)
37:00 <Doodle> kekekeke
38:00 <Doodle> why arent you at franga beach admiring all the lebhawks
38:00 <Nikky`> lol
38:00 <Nikky`> Because I am home fighting the nap
38:00 <Doodle> fapnap?
39:00 <Nikky`> Who knows what will happen
39:00 <Nikky`> :P
39:00 <Doodle> :o
39:00 <Doodle> you're a machine
40:00 <Nikky`> Of course
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fapnap- I like!
40:00 <Doodle> same
40:00 <Doodle> but its too hot
40:00 <Doodle> i cbf with all that moving
40:00 <Doodle> and effort
41:00 <Nikky`> lol
41:00 <Nikky`> Its not that hot
41:00 <Doodle> it is when you've been out doing stuff in the sun
42:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Kelis - Milkshake.mp3 (5.81MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:20)
43:00 <Nikky`> uh huh
43:00 <Doodle> dont argue with me 
43:00 <Doodle> or you'll be in trouble
44:00 <Nikky`> oooh but id like to be in trouble with you
44:00 <Doodle> re000wwww
44:00 <Doodle> sexy trouble
45:00 <DemonsRun> Lolwut?
45:00 <Nikky`> Well no, its too hot for that
45:00 <Nikky`> clearly
45:00 <Nikky`> :P
45:00 <Doodle> damn
45:00 <Doodle> stick the sex fan on
46:00 <Doodle> i mean the fan
46:00 <Doodle> ..
46:00 <Nikky`> haha
46:00 <Nikky`> then we have no reason to not get it oooooorn 
47:00 <Doodle> thats the plan
47:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Bloodhound Gang-Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.mp3 (6.56MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 7:09)
47:00 <Nikky`> I like a man with a plan
48:00 <Doodle> score!
49:00 <Nikky`> lol
50:00 <StrykerX> But do you really have a plan after your 10 min of fame?
50:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Warrant - Cherry Pie.mp3 (6.67MB 128kbps Stereo 7:17)
50:00 <Doodle> no
50:00 <Doodle> i might talk to her
50:00 <StrykerX> As if talk.
50:00 <StrykerX> RUN!
50:00 <Doodle> grunt at her
50:00 <Doodle> sif run from Nikky`
50:00 <Nikky`> Oi
51:00 <Nikky`> Yeah
51:00 <Nikky`> Sif run from me
51:00 <Nikky`> or not want to talk to me
51:00 <StrykerX> Do a Quagmire
51:00 <Nikky`> RUDE!!
51:00 <Doodle> she'd be running from me
51:00 <StrykerX> "heh heh.. Why are you still here?"
51:00 <Doodle> lol
51:00 <Doodle> what do you call a blonde after a one night stand
51:00 <Doodle> a taxi cos i need my damn sleep woman
52:00 <StrykerX> lol
52:00 <StrykerX> Don't forget Nikky is blonde..
52:00 <Doodle> haha whoopsssssssssss
52:00 <Doodle> its ok Nikky` i wouldnt call you a taxi, i'd drive you
52:00 <StrykerX> He wouldn't call you a taxi
52:00 <StrykerX> He'd call the cops
52:00 <Nikky`> Hmmm
52:00 <StrykerX> Cheaper
53:00 <StrykerX> Or one of those Uber chaps.
53:00 <Doodle> lol stop it you're ruining the moment
53:00 <Nikky`> So so mean
53:00 <StrykerX> :')
53:00 <StrykerX> Nikky knows she's special <3
53:00 <Doodle> cockblocking fucker
53:00 <Nikky`> lol
53:00 <Nikky`> I am special - not blue bus spesh tho
53:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
53:00 <milk> Nikky` is an arab in blonde hair dye
53:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <Nikky`> arab? hahahaha
54:00 <StrykerX> Can you bellydance Nikky?
54:00 <Doodle> Nikky` is short for Nikkyachhachemed
54:00 <Nikky`> lol
54:00 <Nikky`> No StrykerX
54:00 <StrykerX> rofl
54:00 <StrykerX> Nikitamed.
54:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Lou Reed - Take a Walk on the Wild Side.mp3 (3.79MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:08)
56:00 <Nikky`> cuddles are good
56:00 <Nikky`> I could go some cuddles
56:00 <Nikky`> till I fall asleep
56:00 <Nikky`> then get the fuck off me
56:00 <Doodle> hahaha
56:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
56:00 <Doodle> k bbs fixing some cunts car
56:00 <StrykerX> When you're asleep is best tho
56:00 <StrykerX> No resistance :')
56:00 <Nikky`> lol StrykerX.. how you managed to have a child? :P
57:00 <Nikky`> Okies Doodle
57:00 <Nikky`> enjoy
57:00 <StrykerX> Roofies :')
57:00 <Nikky`> Why am I not shocked and surprised
57:00 <Nikky`> :P
58:00 <StrykerX> Nikky, can you smell this rag for me?
58:00 <StrykerX> I need a daughter. :P
58:00 <TheRon> and the boys light up light up light up light up
59:00 <Nikky`> Sure StrykerX.. I could go a daughter 
59:00 <Nikky`> Hey TheRon
59:00 <TheRon> hello
59:00 <TheRon> i won bowls yesterday
59:00 <Nikky`> Yaaay
59:00 <StrykerX> rofl
59:00 <Nikky`> About time
59:00 <TheRon> and it was down to me
59:00 <Nikky`> I was beginging to wonder about your playing 
59:00 <TheRon> i know
00:00 <TheRon> people don't understand the copetetive nature of lawn bowls
01:00 <Nikky`> Well you make it sound like its all for the beer
01:00 <Nikky`> So thats why
01:00 <TheRon> it is about the beer but still
01:00 <StrykerX> It is lol
01:00 <TheRon> when its on, it's on!!
01:00 <StrykerX> I know someone who plays competitely
01:00 <StrykerX> He says it's all about the beer too
02:00 <TheRon> Nikky`: you'd look great in a bowls uniform
02:00 <Nikky`> I knoe
02:00 <Nikky`> know
02:00 <Nikky`> :P
02:00 <TheRon> those shorts really accentuate the butt
05:00 <TheRon> StrykerX: genuine 1972 prices
12:00 <StrykerX> lolol
21:00 <TheRon> woah errol, i would give anything just to be like him
22:00 <Bastardly_One> poof
22:00 <TheRon> thats just rumour and inuendo
27:00 <Bastardly_One> how are ya anyway?
35:00 <Pieter> spatula city
35:00 <Pieter> we sell spatulas
35:00 <Pieter> and nothing moooooore
35:00 <Lumeah> get movbie?
35:00 <Pieter> yeh , i got bored in about 20 min of it , ill watch it when im stoned or somethin
35:00 <Pieter> =p
36:00 <Lumeah> yeah i know sucked aye
38:00 <Pieter> im gunna go jump in the shower bbl
38:00 <Lumeah> ok
50:00 <TheRon> i'm standing on the outside looking in, i'm standing on the outside looking in, i never stray outside of the law
51:00 <TheRon> fucking hayfever
51:00 <Lumeah> aww
51:00 <Lumeah> diddums
52:00 <TheRon> lumeah what can i say, i'm a bloke
52:00 <Lumeah> lest you know :)
52:00 <TheRon> how was the shower?
52:00 <Lumeah> ...
52:00 <TheRon> did you need any help?
52:00 <Lumeah> i didn't have one
53:00 <TheRon> sorry i misread, it was pieter
53:00 <Lumeah> uhuh
53:00 <TheRon> we do the walk, we do the walk of life
54:00 <Lumeah> yeah... walk on..by
54:00 <TheRon> bacharach?
55:00 <Lumeah> bert?
56:00 <TheRon> yes!
56:00 <TheRon> my little bro loves bacharach
56:00 <Lumeah> how old?
56:00 <TheRon> when i say little he's 6 inches taller than me
56:00 <TheRon> 34
57:00 <TheRon> we're the same age for a month and a half
57:00 <Lumeah> only year younger?
57:00 <Lumeah> ahh
57:00 <TheRon> my parents loved me so much they just had to have another one
59:00 <Lumeah> or they made a mistake and tried again really quickly just to make it better
59:00 <TheRon> i swear he was adopted
00:00 <Lumeah> nothing like you ?
00:00 <TheRon> my bro and i find ourselves in tears watching boney m clips on christmas day
01:00 <TheRon> nah, he's good at sports
02:00 <TheRon> my older brother and i have been mistaken for twins
02:00 <Pieter> mmmmmm i smell yum
03:00 <TheRon> Pieter: you gonna give yourself a really good seeing to?
03:00 <Pieter> already have , i kissed myself infront of the mirror for about 3 minutes
03:00 <Pieter> posed for about 8
03:00 <Pieter> and rubbed myself with tanning lotion for 6
04:00 <Pieter> I liked what i saw:)
04:00 <TheRon> the wafe look is in at the moment
05:00 <grem> it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again
05:00 <TheRon> put in the fucking the basket
05:00 <TheRon> grem: is playing lambs again
05:00 <Pieter> jesus set it to 16 and now im freezing
06:00 <Pieter> i sweat when i put the lotion on
06:00 <Pieter> its like i been in thge sun
10:00 <Lumeah2> Wtf is 
10:00 <Lumeah2> This movie 
10:00 <stebie> no idea
10:00 <stebie> you tell us :P
10:00 <Lumeah> deliver us from evil..
10:00 <stebie> haven't seen it, don't know
11:00 <Lumeah> dun think it's right movie.
14:00 <Pieter> oooer so nsw have decriminalized pot 
14:00 <Pieter> cops wont be punishing parents who give it to their kids
14:00 <TheRon> porky's 3?
16:00 <TheRon> Shadowgate: is so funny
17:00 <TheRon> drives the man behind the drving wheels
18:00 <TheRon> fez no cricket today
19:00 <stebie> aussies are awesome
19:00 <TheRon> they are really
19:00 <stebie> damn, missed watching the w-league final
19:00 <TheRon> the victory lost last night i think
20:00 <stebie> yeah, to city
20:00 <stebie> fuckers
20:00 <TheRon> hate city with a passion
20:00 <stebie> i like even with david villa they sucked hard
21:00 <TheRon> i know enough a league to say go victory
21:00 <stebie> lol
22:00 <TheRon> i follow everton in the epl just to piss off my bro who's liverpool
22:00 <Lumeah> fez isn't around
22:00 <Lumeah> i think he passed out
22:00 <Lumeah> uhuh
22:00 <Lumeah> dead..
22:00 <TheRon> lumeah you're my brown eyed girl
23:00 <stebie> i try to follow man u
23:00 <stebie> in epl/bpl
23:00 <Bastardly_One> liverpool
23:00 <Bastardly_One> go red, or go fuck yourself
23:00 <TheRon> oh, alrighty theb
24:00 <Bastardly_One> poor man u
24:00 <TheRon> feel sorry for them
24:00 <Bastardly_One> we're not having the best of seasons but neither are they
25:00 <zloop> the pedo is here
25:00 <TheRon> zloop: you're gonna have to narrow that down
25:00 <zloop> lol
25:00 <zloop> the fresh pedo Bastardly_One
26:00 <stebie> man u is red
26:00 <stebie> :D
27:00 <TheRon> a little gay??
27:00 <BlackDevil> only if i finger his bum
27:00 <TheRon> hey look i won't judge
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah true stebie ... red is arsenal too
28:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of failed eh?
29:00 <TheRon> ever listen to steeler's wheel and feel the urge to slice someone's ear off??
32:00 <Pieter> i got clowns to the left of me 
32:00 <Pieter> jokers to the right
32:00 <beehhh> http://dogs.y2u.co.uk/photo/Elvis_Staffie_Dog.jpg
34:00 <beehhh> Ms wong all she cares about her indonasian student migration scheme
36:00 <beehhh> students get a 100grand degree n settlement to aust included
37:00 <TheRon> people say i'm the life of the party cause i tell a joke or two........
38:00 <BlackDevil> http://41.media.tumblr.com/1fd7e10098a927cbdfa10206166da4eb/tumblr_ml471oNaxM1rq51w7o1_1280.jpg
38:00 <zloop> pisss off beehhh
39:00 <beehhh> why is he naked
39:00 <BlackDevil> http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/20141218/640/daily_picdump_1696_640_05.jpg
40:00 <TheRon> why be clothed?
40:00 <beehhh> why isnt he naked
43:00 <stebie> thanks to BlackDevil, now my bottbott is red
43:00 <stebie> :<
44:00 <beehhh> http://content.paulreiffer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/map_tromso.jpg
45:00 <beehhh> International students contribute £7 billion to UK economy
45:00 <TheRon> well fuck me!
47:00 <Lumeah2> No. 
47:00 <FredFlinstone> Mariah Carey chrissy songs :)
47:00 <FredFlinstone> First time this year lol
47:00 <TheRon> boyz II men chrissy songs
48:00 <FredFlinstone> Ewwwww
48:00 <FredFlinstone> Joy to the World
48:00 <FredFlinstone> Get up Christians!
48:00 <TheRon> my girl
50:00 <FredFlinstone> Joy to to you and me!
50:00 <Lumeah2> Noooo not carols
50:00 <FredFlinstone> Yessssss!
51:00 <FredFlinstone> I like Carol's she's nice
51:00 <TheRon> i have a pair of women's undies in my car, they're carols
51:00 <FredFlinstone> Lolz I beat ya
52:00 <FredFlinstone> Mmmmm
53:00 <FredFlinstone> What will I have for dinner tonight at the pub? Thinking of having the beef cheek
53:00 <TheRon> ox tongue?
53:00 <FredFlinstone> Beef cheek
53:00 <FredFlinstone> None of that on the me and you
54:00 <FredFlinstone> I thought that was dating for these days
54:00 <Pieter> damn sportsbet
54:00 <Pieter> the damn phone app , so easy to make a bet
54:00 <FredFlinstone> What? Sportsbet
54:00 <Pieter> its gonna eat my money :(
54:00 <FredFlinstone> Lol
54:00 <FredFlinstone> Not if you win
54:00 <BlackDevil> you know what i hate about youtube
54:00 <TheRon> got to get on
54:00 <BlackDevil> you click to pause and play
54:00 <Pieter> its got you in it
54:00 <Pieter> =p
54:00 <BlackDevil> also spacebar does the same thing
55:00 <BlackDevil> so when you are use to VLC spacebaring
55:00 <TheRon> great norgs
55:00 <BlackDevil> you do both
55:00 <Pieter> oh god gogglebox is coming to oz
55:00 <FredFlinstone> Yes
55:00 <Pieter> i thought the uk version was bad
55:00 <Pieter> :/
55:00 <TheRon> i'd get on that
55:00 <FredFlinstone> Wtf is google box?
55:00 <BlackDevil> google it
55:00 <BlackDevil> lol
55:00 <TheRon> something better than rudebox
55:00 <FredFlinstone> Has it got hair?
56:00 <FredFlinstone> I prefer tightbox
56:00 <FredFlinstone> Santa Claus is cumming to town!
56:00 <beehhh> all migrants are women from the 3rd world countries
56:00 <TheRon> santa clause is coming in town
56:00 <BlackDevil> to break into your house
57:00 <beehhh> santa clases are spreadind bomb in bedigo
57:00 <FredFlinstone> Oooeeerrrrr lucky Santa-Claus 
57:00 <beehhh> http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/bomb-scare-explosive-devices-found-in-bendigo-cbd-20141220-12bkka.html
58:00 <beehhh> Police are interested in speaking to a group of young people dressed as Santa 
58:00 <TheRon> i'm starting with them man in mirror, i'm asking him to make a change
58:00 <FredFlinstone> Lmao
58:00 <TheRon> the song is about michael jackson molesting kids
58:00 <FredFlinstone> Are you now? Great song that
58:00 <FredFlinstone> Omgodders
58:00 <TheRon> i could be wrong
59:00 <beehhh> molesting is one thing stabbing is other by the mother
59:00 <FredFlinstone> Hark the herald Angels sing
59:00 <Pieter> wtf is going on with the news
59:00 <Pieter> scuba diving santa
59:00 <TheRon> last christmas i gave you my heart]
59:00 <Pieter> carrying a xmas tree cake
59:00 <Pieter> how it didnt dissolve!
59:00 <FredFlinstone> Thank fuck I am disconnected from that shit
00:00 <Pieter> the fishies didnt like it
00:00 <beehhh> i bet one brother came out with wounds and try to save his beloved siblings with his last mite
00:00 <milk> it's actually cheaper to have a honour pays system than employ Indians
00:00 <FredFlinstone> Another beer you think?
01:00 <TheRon> always time for another
01:00 <FredFlinstone> Plenty
01:00 <beehhh> elders always take the responsibility
01:00 <FredFlinstone> Not going to dinner for a whil
01:00 <FredFlinstone> Relaxing in this glorious setting
01:00 <milk> with an honour pays system you get around 5% profit on expenditure, if you employ Indians you have -30% profit due to legal costs
01:00 <FredFlinstone> Shits all over adelaide
02:00 <TheRon> everything shits all over adelaide
02:00 <beehhh> last year about 30,000 indians granted citizenship
02:00 <FredFlinstone> Tell me they all fuckin live in Coburg
02:00 <TheRon> pissed off we have to wait till fri till the next test match
03:00 <FredFlinstone> You going?
03:00 <TheRon> no
03:00 <TheRon> you?
03:00 <beehhh> Highest than the year before and among the top with all other nationality
03:00 <FredFlinstone> Yepp not the first day
03:00 <TheRon> just so used to having cricket on now
03:00 <FredFlinstone> I been invited for drinks with the team
03:00 <beehhh> michelle johnson should be the new captian 
03:00 <TheRon> beehhh: stfu
03:00 <beehhh> he has courage and balls then i might be interested in aussie criket once again
04:00 <FredFlinstone> Lol
04:00 <FredFlinstone> Jealous?
04:00 <FredFlinstone> Methinks so
04:00 <TheRon> i thought smith was awesome as captain
04:00 <FredFlinstone> Fuck yes best decision ever
04:00 <FredFlinstone> Thank god Warner wasn't
05:00 <TheRon> haddin or wade??
05:00 <FredFlinstone> No
05:00 <FredFlinstone> Haddin too old
05:00 <FredFlinstone> Wade not good enough yet
05:00 <beehhh> Mitch marsh has the jelly legs
05:00 <FredFlinstone> Fuck off you idiot
05:00 <TheRon> paine or hartley?
06:00 <FredFlinstone> Next best thing
06:00 <FredFlinstone> He's a pain
06:00 <beehhh> he should be the new captain i vote for him
06:00 <beehhh> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-aSN_4qWsghQ/ThxuULLe_bI/AAAAAAAAAao/7zc4jxOh-xY/s1600/784883-mitchell-johnson.jpg
06:00 <TheRon> i smell fuckwit
06:00 <FredFlinstone> Idiot
06:00 <Digerati> hi beehhh
06:00 <FredFlinstone> Fuchs yes stench is strong
06:00 <Fez> I heard a rumour about theron i heard he likes breasts
07:00 <FredFlinstone> Lolz nah
07:00 <beehhh> look a warrior
07:00 <Digerati> beehhh how's the unemployment where you are ?
07:00 <TheRon> i dont like breasts\
07:00 <TheRon> no i love them
07:00 <beehhh> better than where you at
07:00 <Fez> Oh nice :P
07:00 <Digerati> or worse :) haha
07:00 <beehhh> How could it be worst when no men is working
08:00 <Lumeah> your drunk
08:00 <FredFlinstone> Oh shit it isn't boags lmao
09:00 <beehhh> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/11/23/article-0-0C302F12000005DC-497_634x950.jpg
09:00 <FredFlinstone> Fux off with the pics will ya
10:00 <FredFlinstone> Younjustbwanna have his baby you turd puncher
10:00 <FredFlinstone> All I want for Christmas is youuuuuuuuuuuuu
10:00 <beehhh> http://images.performgroup.com/di/library/sportal_com_au/84/71/michael-clarke_3uwroyoqeohu1s3dwhc2qpvbu.jpg?t=-1159515007w=1000&h=750
11:00 <TheRon> and it's all for one, and all for love
12:00 <TheRon> and it's all for one, and all for love
12:00 <FredFlinstone> Forgot the Iggy button
12:00 <beehhh> boris
13:00 <beehhh> michell johnson is handsome to be a captain now jelly legs like clarke
13:00 <TheRon> bowlers will never be captain again, they get rested too much
14:00 <FredFlinstone> Yeppz
14:00 <Lumeah> what ta think of smith as captain?
14:00 <TheRon> he tha man
14:00 <beehhh> since when blowers cant be a paid hooker
14:00 <FredFlinstone> Wasn't he scary yesterday in the first session?
14:00 <FredFlinstone> Fuck me
15:00 <FredFlinstone> They were shitting curry
15:00 <TheRon> i liked dhoni's dismaissal
15:00 <beehhh> scat face
15:00 <TheRon> wtf wah he thinkign
15:00 <beehhh> i hope doni coped a ball to the head delivered by michell
16:00 <Digerati> beehhh, do you suck dick ?
16:00 <beehhh> indeed I do i have a tranny girlfriend
16:00 <FredFlinstone> All dismissals the whinging bastards
16:00 <TheRon> beehhh: only sucks dick to get ahead
16:00 <Digerati> haha
16:00 <TheRon> indians ruing the drs shit atm??
16:00 <beehhh> i won the competition with TheRon's mother
17:00 <Digerati> beehhh , stop being so low
17:00 <FredFlinstone> You hear that prick whining about the practice pitch?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> I mean ffs
17:00 <beehhh> so is your mom Digerati
17:00 <Digerati> beehhh , my mom is free from suffering
17:00 <FredFlinstone> In the fuckin nets get over you pack of girls
17:00 <FredFlinstone> Mom?
17:00 <Digerati> beehhh, you will suffer
17:00 <beehhh> only reason she didnt stab you cause your old man is always there for you
17:00 <Digerati> i say mom :)
17:00 <Digerati> mum
17:00 <FredFlinstone> Are we in USA?
17:00 <Digerati> whatever
17:00 <FredFlinstone> Ffs
18:00 <FredFlinstone> No it's not whatever
18:00 <Digerati> FredFlinstone , i was in USA for years
18:00 <TheRon> how the fuck do you get hit on the arm in the nets honestly, you just wanna get the footwork working thats it
18:00 <FredFlinstone> Good for you go back then
18:00 <beehhh> im going to either norway or canada pick any
18:00 <TheRon> Digerati: say hi to your mom for me
18:00 <FredFlinstone> Indeed TheRon 
18:00 <Digerati> TheRon, say hi to yours to
18:00 <TheRon> i will
18:00 <beehhh> i delete my mom's number
19:00 <Digerati> beehhh, when your mom was sick awhile ago, did you even bother to help her ?
20:00 <Digerati> i don't forget things easy asshole :)
20:00 <Digerati> memory is a curse
20:00 <beehhh> all my 7 siblings are from 6 different father but still we all get along, sorry momma
20:00 <Digerati> sorry don't do jack shit
20:00 <Digerati> actions speak louder than words
21:00 <Digerati> words don't do shit
21:00 <beehhh> in life i'm really scared of two things one is spider other is women
21:00 <Digerati> i helped my parents till i became sick myself, now i got sicknesses, just for 400k, it is bullshit
22:00 <Digerati> i would rather have my health back, than 400k
22:00 <TheRon> lumeah - heart - alone
22:00 <FredFlinstone> Michael Buble jingle bells
22:00 <beehhh> I'd apply to study my MSc in UK next year
22:00 <Digerati> buble is cool
22:00 <Digerati> masters ?
23:00 <TheRon> aami ad or racv ad?
23:00 <Digerati> bs
23:00 <Lumeah2> Neither 
23:00 <Lumeah2> With or without u
23:00 <TheRon> damn
23:00 <beehhh> 400k is australia worth the kingdom of heaven in such economic crisis
24:00 <TheRon> lamb chops for tea Lumeah
24:00 <Digerati> work than and get it
24:00 <Digerati> it's called fucking work
24:00 <Digerati> lazy fuck
24:00 <Digerati> don't give a fuck if your starving
24:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: is having steak
24:00 <beehhh> the lingerie ad
24:00 <Digerati> how the fuck do you think those that came to Australia 60 years ago survived ?
25:00 <FredFlinstone> Beef cheek
25:00 <Digerati> they came after the war
25:00 <TheRon> steak?>
25:00 <FredFlinstone> Nah
25:00 <TheRon> steak?
25:00 <Digerati> my dad came with nothing, just his tickets and clothes
25:00 <beehhh> planty of jobs in england
25:00 <beehhh> in the hospitality
25:00 <FredFlinstone> Had flintsone steaks before here
25:00 <Digerati> he worked in a farm than factory
25:00 <FredFlinstone> Enormous
25:00 <FredFlinstone> Rib eyes
25:00 <Digerati> from a poor family, he became middle class BlackDevil
26:00 <Digerati> beehhh sorry
26:00 <TheRon> a big arsed pieced of meat
26:00 <Digerati> not BlackDevil
26:00 <FredFlinstone> Fuck Yesh
26:00 <beehhh> your dad came in a small boat along with TheRon's dad big boat
26:00 <Digerati> i dont give a fuck even if you live in remote starving ethiopia
26:00 <FredFlinstone> With a nice bone cooked in the baby Q
26:00 <TheRon> beehhh: any chance of some englich
26:00 <Digerati> if you can find work
26:00 <Digerati> there is money
26:00 <Digerati> there is always work all over the world
26:00 <FredFlinstone> I sucked that bone clean
26:00 <Digerati> for everyone
26:00 <Digerati> unless you love getting paid big
27:00 <Digerati> quick money
27:00 <FredFlinstone> Then gave it to the dog next door
27:00 <Pieter> suck my bone dry now
27:00 <TheRon> Pieter: is beign gay
27:00 <FredFlinstone> He is
27:00 <Pieter> its ok to be gay
27:00 <Digerati> that is why cunts starve, they want big money, less work, and dont save it, rather spend it on booze in third world countries, either that or gamble it
27:00 <FredFlinstone> It is the gay season
28:00 <FredFlinstone> Time to be happy
28:00 <Digerati> so fuck em
28:00 <Digerati> there is always work where you are beehhh
28:00 <Digerati> dont be a beggar of other peoples money
28:00 <Pieter> cant believe how big ive gotten so fast
28:00 <DemonsRun> Someone tell my dinner to hurry up
28:00 <Pieter> im getting stretch marks :(
28:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9xoAjEgAmI
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MITCHELL JOHNSON vs AHMED SHEHZAD - EPIC RIPOSTE!! (Nov 2, 2014) 1:09 - - 120,976 views - 156 likes (90.7%), 16 dislikes (9.3%)
29:00 <Pieter> IM HAVING A BABY
29:00 <TheRon> Pieter: a lot of top execs suck dick to get where they are
29:00 <Digerati> adults have to wake the fuck up in africa and see their childrens future, thrrough  a humanitarium aspect, but nooooo they want big cash
29:00 <beehhh> intact
30:00 <Digerati> no such thing as poverty and faminine, when their is a chance to work or move out somewhere else beehhh
30:00 <Digerati> famine
30:00 <Digerati> famine my arse
30:00 <Pieter> ohhhh gangs of new york is on chan one tonight !
31:00 <beehhh> if i didnt wank the three full size of tiatnic i could have been else
31:00 <Digerati> their is always food, you can grow it yourself or work
31:00 <beehhh> If I didnt wank the three full size of titanic I could have been elsewhere already.
31:00 <Digerati> every red cent counts beehhh
31:00 <Digerati> so don't call yourself poor beehhh
31:00 <Digerati> stiffed necked cunt
32:00 <beehhh> we are rich in bangladesh
32:00 <Pieter> A very harold n kumar christmas is on too
32:00 <Pieter> i aint seen thgat one
32:00 <Digerati> 400 k is not even middle class here beehhh
32:00 <beehhh> I wont be coming back even if I won a jackpot overnight
32:00 <Digerati> it buys you a flat, and a bit of money in the bank to maintain the flat
32:00 <TheRon> ana_ng isn't mustve got a root
33:00 <Digerati> you need over a million to be called middle class
33:00 <FredFlinstone> Time to fuck off
33:00 <Digerati> house say 500k
33:00 <beehhh> did you see your half cousin living near the burwood east kmart where his car exploded
33:00 <FredFlinstone> To the pub
33:00 <Digerati> and 500k in the bank
33:00 <FredFlinstone> Cya fuckers
33:00 <beehhh> later he checks in a copvan
33:00 <Digerati> over 5 million is a millionaire by forbes
34:00 <Digerati> get on your knees and suck my dick beehhh
34:00 <TheRon> joni mitchell - river
35:00 <beehhh> i should go suck my tranny gf's small pecker
35:00 <Digerati> beehhh , the bitch ass butt boy beggar from bangladesh
35:00 <Digerati> faggotttttttt
35:00 <Digerati> :)  rofl
35:00 <TheRon> fez, breasts!!
36:00 <Digerati> i feel sorry for your mom beehhh
36:00 <beehhh> http://i62.tinypic.com/2u5wa2o.jpg
36:00 <Digerati> hope she passes in her sleep, end the poor womans suffering of you
36:00 <beehhh> feelings are mitual
36:00 <Digerati> mine died 90 years old, looked well after
37:00 <beehhh> I'm kinda late from seeing her otday better rush now
37:00 <Digerati> how long you gonna live ? or your mom... let's see... god help you... hope she passes 100 years old and more
38:00 <beehhh> I was killed in straya in 2007
38:00 <Digerati> with you around, she is going to go insane
38:00 <Digerati> you were fucked in straya
38:00 <Digerati> by a bunch of gang bangers
38:00 <beehhh> its tru
38:00 <Digerati> i been once close to death
38:00 <Digerati> never again
38:00 <beehhh> no cunt stood by my side only me with myself stood together
39:00 <Digerati> was on a motorbike
39:00 <Digerati> trail blazer
39:00 <Digerati> 250
39:00 <Digerati> missed a cliff by 2 feet, 3000ft drop at night
39:00 <Lumeah2> Don't want yours either mate
39:00 <Digerati> true story gentlemen
39:00 <Digerati> i love bikes
39:00 <Pieter> I cant find pacer rubbers or leads any more :(
39:00 <Lumeah2> Fck man
40:00 <Digerati> totally dude
40:00 <Lumeah2> Not anywhere? 
40:00 <Lumeah2> Just not right 
40:00 <Digerati> any you go motorbiking ?
40:00 <Lumeah2> Nope 
40:00 <Digerati> want to go again
41:00 <Digerati> this time i need gear
41:00 <BlackDevil> sexy tranny
41:00 <Digerati> last time i was only wearing a helmet, and plain clothes
41:00 <BlackDevil> beeeh
41:00 <Digerati> no body protection
41:00 <Digerati> ended up with a broken arm
41:00 <TheRon> drugs are bad
41:00 <TheRon> you shouldn't do drugs
41:00 <Digerati> drugs are good... mmkay
42:00 <TheRon> hello mr muslim, merry fucking christmas
42:00 <Digerati> i cooked nice chops today :) was hungry :) hehe aint eaten any meat for 4 weeks
43:00 <Pieter> i reckon worldvision is another nigerian scam
43:00 <Digerati> yeah
43:00 <Digerati> for the bok haram
43:00 <Digerati> or whoever they are
43:00 <Pieter> unicef money laundering
43:00 <Lumeah2> Ya think?. 
43:00 <Lumeah2> ... 
43:00 <TheRon> so many admin costs in those charities
43:00 <Digerati> education in third world is primitive almost
43:00 <Lumeah2> So are
43:00 <Pieter> yeh only 8c out of $1 makes it to the ones we're trying to help
44:00 <Digerati> they need to be taugh to irrigate and make farms from that irrigation
44:00 <TheRon> snow patrol - you are all i have
44:00 <Digerati> government dont fund for irrigation in third world countries
44:00 <Digerati> there is water
44:00 <Lumeah2> Webby?  Really?  Thats what u came up with? 
44:00 <Digerati> its a matter of digging for water and irrigating it and pumping it
45:00 <BlackDevil> hmmm pumping
45:00 <Digerati> government kills those that find water after they found it, and uses it for themselves
45:00 <zloop> lol
45:00 <Lumeah2> Covered that up well 
45:00 <Lumeah2> Haven't they
45:00 <TheRon> i am an island, some suckkers croos
46:00 <TheRon> cross
47:00 <Digerati> well they cover up shit too, third world governments
47:00 <Digerati> so fuck em
48:00 <Digerati> we have given so much to them, literally trillions the US, Aus and Europe, and there is still people starving
48:00 <BlackDevil> man i had to poop
49:00 <Digerati> its obvious their governments take their money or resources to fun wars to make more money through propaganda that their is famine
49:00 <TheRon> BlackDevil: MINE WAS PURE LIQUID TODAY
49:00 <Digerati> they make money from children starving
49:00 <Digerati> fuck unicef
49:00 <TheRon> might get my fave chicken cashew tomorrow
50:00 <Digerati> they dont mean shit
50:00 <BlackDevil> dr evil returns on SNL
51:00 <TheRon> ladyhawke - my delirium
02:00 <simba_has_down_syndrome> .
05:00 <Pieter> we already know this
08:00 <Pieter> gotta find a bin thing that mounts to the door under my sink
08:00 <Pieter> WHERE DO I GET ONE
08:00 <bee_girl_> Let me know when u find out 
08:00 <bee_girl_> I'd like one too 
08:00 <Pieter> so hate having to step on that steppy thing
08:00 <Pieter> will do
08:00 <Pieter> anyway , bike ride time
08:00 <Pieter> back later
12:00 <Skirmish> What level of douchebaggery has been going on in here today.
12:00 <bee_girl_> The usual 
12:00 <British^Meat> i did just join, so i know but
13:00 <British^Meat> i know not
13:00 <bee_girl_> Now u have turned up it will return to peak levels 
13:00 <British^Meat> but i am pretty sure i can guess
13:00 <bee_girl_> :D 
13:00 <StrykerX> :>
14:00 <Skirmish> Has bee_girl_ changed her nick or is someone impersonating her?
14:00 <bee_girl_> Just this app
14:00 <British^Meat> lol
15:00 <British^Meat> hmmm
15:00 <British^Meat> u in some pretty shit chans
15:00 <Shadowgate> bee girl a character
15:00 <British^Meat> speaking of douchebaggery, heya Shadowgate
17:00 <StrykerX> Hi Shadowgate
19:00 <Skirmish> Well, since bee_girl was mean to me I might go. 
19:00 <StrykerX> 2 min noodles <3
19:00 <Shadowgate> Strykerrrr hey
20:00 <bee_girl> Naw
21:00 <Doodle> poof
21:00 <StrykerX> EAD
21:00 <StrykerX> OH IM SORRY
21:00 <Doodle> u first
21:00 <StrykerX> You beat me to it
21:00 <Doodle> UWISH HOMO
22:00 <Doodle> i'm glad we sorted that out
22:00 <Doodle> call me?
22:00 <StrykerX> URMUMISAHOMO
22:00 <StrykerX> k
23:00 <Doodle> she most certainly is not, my mother used to make sandwiches for the hammersmith conservative association
24:00 <Doodle> ;)
24:00 <British^Meat> "please look after my baby..... i cant be bothered"
24:00 <Skirmish> Thanks bee_girl. Why can't we all just get along? Why so hostile. 
24:00 <Doodle> hahaha
24:00 <bee_girl> I was joking sheezus
24:00 <Doodle> lol when did Skirmish turn into such a sooky la
25:00 <Doodle> maybe when he takes his balls out of his purse he will be able to cope on irc again
26:00 <bee_girl> Heh
26:00 <Lumeah> lol
27:00 <Lumeah> skirmish a sooky la la? maybe is cuz he getting married ready to be under the thumb forever
28:00 <bee_girl> Lol 
28:00 <Shadowgate> my air conditioner rocks
28:00 <Shadowgate> gives summer the finger
29:00 <StrykerX> The poor man
32:00 <milk> boongs wrecked my car for christmas, oh well, Scott Morrison is social services miniters now
34:00 <Lumeah> what did they do/
34:00 <Lumeah> hmm
34:00 <StrykerX> Stolen/torched?
35:00 <milk> I'd rather not go into what boongs did to my car, I just reckon the government should kick all the boongs off welfare and make them get jobs
35:00 <Lumeah> oh yay.,. more nut cases in the work place.. all we need
36:00 <Lumeah> there are fir people on the dole and sick people made to work.
36:00 <milk> we've done our stint
36:00 <Lumeah> fix that!!
36:00 <Lumeah> fit*
36:00 <milk> nah, just cos a boong likes to get drunk everyday he gets welfare
36:00 <milk> he can work
36:00 <milk> he just dont want to
37:00 <Lumeah> likes or needs?
37:00 <simba> halo
38:00 <milk> these people do rehab and deliberately go out and get drunk again afterwards because its easier than working
39:00 <milk> they're just going round in gangs smashing things and flogging stuff because they have it nice and easy
39:00 <Lumeah> umm security blanket of drinking
39:00 <Lumeah> might not be so easy in there own little head tho
39:00 <milk> if they actually had to work for the stuff they get instead of pigs pretending they didnt steal it, they'd be a bit more respectful
40:00 <milk> I dont really care that boong whores like to maintain the threat of a wild aborigine, they can do it like other women and get tests
41:00 <bee_girl> ??
42:00 <milk> just saying, when the wild boong gets a job to pay for the stuff he steals, it'll be a little more equal
42:00 <Shadowgate> milk is funny lol'
43:00 <milk> I got paid 5c for being bashed and raped by the wild boong, so I figured it was ok to sack 600 aborigines
46:00 <zloop> boongs are useless
48:00 <milk> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-12-21/prime-minister-announces-cabinet-reshuffle/5981952
48:00 <bee_girl> Racists are worse than useless
49:00 <beagle> thank you rhonda oh thank you simba
49:00 <beagle> lol
49:00 <beagle> simba our city is overheating allready and summer only just started
49:00 <beagle> i fucking hate that shimmon might be rigght
49:00 <beagle> as you live here in adelaide
50:00 <beagle> mate just 
50:00 <beagle> keep safe !
51:00 <Popavitch> #illridewithyou
53:00 <zloop> fuck off
53:00 <zloop> #iwontridewithyou
53:00 <Lumeah> lol
53:00 <beagle> lol
53:00 <milk> fucken arabs just coming here to get on welfare and have heaps of kids to fuck over whitey
54:00 <beagle> chad welcome back to melbourne
54:00 <beagle> shimmon has to have a portal
54:00 <beagle> and my dumb ass needs you to keep sane
55:00 <zloop> yeh milk
55:00 <zloop> thats what they do
55:00 <simba> yea lay off milks welfare
55:00 <simba> he needs it 4 winnie blues
56:00 <milk> all these shitheads from piss poor countries coming here and saying political asylum! when they just want welfare becuase they are sick of goat farming
56:00 <simba> are you saying the UAE is poor?
56:00 <simba> u dum fat whitey
56:00 <milk> you came from the UAE and you're on welfare?
57:00 <beagle> im on a shit slow laptop
57:00 <beagle> but i am going to play 
57:00 <beagle> band on the run
57:00 <beagle> anybody want to get me the url
57:00 <StrykerX> UAE is by no means poor
57:00 <beagle> ill love you more then ever
57:00 <beagle> arab emirates
57:00 <StrykerX> But why work for what you get purely for existing if you come here?
57:00 <beagle> well even aussies go fucking place
57:00 <beagle> americans
57:00 <Popavitch> rofl @ The suggestion United Arab Emirates
57:00 <milk> prolly see's it as a free tax rebate
57:00 <beagle> told me uae rocks
57:00 <beagle> LOL milk
58:00 <Pieter> oh fuck what a workout
58:00 <Pieter> i feeeeeeel fucked but i feeeel good
58:00 <Lumeah> good
58:00 <Popavitch> Pieter
58:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <beagle> thats like why i say when i take prescriptions meds, pieter
59:00 <simba> pretty sure Popavitch is trouble
59:00 <Popavitch> Pieter its me, the guy who kissed mandy and tried to steal your cocaine cache
59:00 <beagle> gave em to others
59:00 <beagle> they r like 'no only fucked'
59:00 <Shadowgate> beagle rock on
59:00 <beagle> like the wind in a storm, Shadowgate
59:00 <StrykerX> LOL
59:00 <beagle> i do understand that pieter doesnt like meth crystal stuff and you encourage him even abuse him but dont abuse him
00:00 <beagle> he is a very lovely man when he is in a good mood
00:00 <Pieter> youre a dumbass.\
00:00 <beagle> okay go n eat a pumpkin
00:00 <beagle> pieter people call me dumbass all time
00:00 <beagle> im like what family
00:00 <beagle> they go 'oh'
01:00 <Pieter> you need to get some ESL lessons
01:00 <Popavitch> simba
01:00 <simba> stay calm u nutcases
02:00 <StrykerX> Tinder is cool
03:00 <beagle> Pieter i have bad time with ASL'
03:00 <beagle> much less this esl or whatever u wish of me to do
03:00 <beagle> teens even love me
03:00 <beagle> im like why not
03:00 <doctor> stay calm and smash your monitor
03:00 <beagle> they go well you stupid you stink but we let you here out of compassion
03:00 <beagle> i am not stupid
03:00 <Popavitch> simba
04:00 <beagle> just cause they young with headstart !
04:00 <Popavitch> simba: how are you?
04:00 <beagle> i am here with you in this room this channel and i should stay , if i can
04:00 <beagle> life was bringing me down of loneliness for while and yet i think perhaps things may change
04:00 <beagle> i cant rabbit on anymore
04:00 <beagle> i think if you just
04:00 <beagle> need to listen to youself
05:00 <beagle> just deny all the demons and listen to what is in your heart
05:00 <StrykerX> Popavitch seems cool.
05:00 <StrykerX> He's one of the cool kids.
05:00 <beagle> anybody can listen to themselves right, but you have to smart , and keeping same is very hardat times
05:00 <beagle> anyone wanna gimme free trip to melbourne lol
05:00 <beagle> hello Digerati
05:00 <Digerati> hi all
06:00 <Digerati> hi beagle
06:00 <StrykerX> Hello Digerati
06:00 <Digerati> what you going to do in melb, that you can't do where you are ?>
06:00 <Digerati> hi StrykerX
07:00 <Digerati> same shit beagle
07:00 <doctor> cleaner prostitutes
07:00 <Digerati> melb aint any different to any other state
07:00 <Digerati> if anything, i prefer SA out of all the states
07:00 <Digerati> seems to be the most peaceful
08:00 <StrykerX> Except our coppers fine you for speeding easier.
08:00 <Digerati> you live in SA >
08:00 <Digerati> ?
08:00 <stebie> lol Digerati
08:00 <Digerati> hi stebie
08:00 <stebie> hi man
08:00 <Digerati> SA is the most quietest stebie
08:00 <beagle> this laptop almost dies
08:00 <Digerati> i like it like that
08:00 <beagle> when i play in 1080p
08:00 <doctor> peaceful is alluring to the normal big city folks, but when you go out country for a while you'll start to notice there are many people huffed up on meth
09:00 <beagle> i want desktop
09:00 <stebie> Digerati, that's because there's fuckall there
09:00 <beagle> can yer send me a psu for desktop it died, fan broke
09:00 <doctor> peaceful = boring
09:00 <beagle> send to this addy c/o echunga post office echunga south australia 5153
09:00 <beagle> for chad
09:00 <stebie> beagle, buy a replacement fan
09:00 <Digerati> doc, adelaide city is a city just like any other city
09:00 <beagle> and say you love me for fixing my crappy nsw fucken machine with a psu that dies in months
09:00 <Digerati> just more peaceful i reckon
09:00 <Digerati> seems to be laid out
09:00 <StrykerX> stebiecunt
09:00 <beagle> we are all cunts
09:00 <beagle> i like to listen to pieter
09:00 <stebie> dazzot
10:00 <StrykerX> lol
10:00 <StrykerX> Sup
10:00 <stebie> :P
10:00 <Digerati> buy a cheap arse computer case, and that's what you get
10:00 <Digerati> wtf u expect ?
10:00 <stebie> not a lot, more broke thanks to christmas, you?
10:00 <Digerati> enermax is top of the line psu
10:00 <StrykerX> Likewise :')
10:00 <Digerati> google that
10:00 <Digerati> enermax
11:00 <stebie> seasonic and corsair are good too
11:00 <Digerati> cases, heck, buy the most cheapest case
11:00 <Digerati> and put an enermax psu in it
11:00 <Digerati> that's what i did
11:00 <Digerati> corsair and kingston is all i trust
11:00 <StrykerX> Corsair rock.
11:00 <Digerati> but this titan z is tempting me to buy it
12:00 <Digerati> i need it for adobe
12:00 <StrykerX> Time to build a media centre
13:00 <Pieter> hahaha bart as a bubble boy
13:00 <Digerati> canon eos 600d i have
13:00 <Digerati> i need it to mod photos and shit
13:00 <Digerati> takes ages
13:00 <Digerati> will get a better camera
15:00 <Digerati> i wonder if you can run 4 titans on a mb
15:00 <Digerati> sounds crazy
15:00 <stebie> probably could with one of the asus rog boards
15:00 <Digerati> need a server mb prolly
15:00 <stebie> nah
15:00 <Digerati> why not ?
15:00 <Digerati> go all the way
15:00 <stebie> titans aren't that great anymore, are they?
16:00 <Digerati> that way i can install 4 xeons
16:00 <beagle> Digerati this mother board is world class
16:00 <stebie> most server boards aren't designed for that sort of gpu power
16:00 <Digerati> dude, you can put up to 1tb of ram on them
16:00 <Digerati> not that i have that kinda money
16:00 <Digerati> but also 4 cpus
16:00 <StrykerX> 1tb ram and a 256mb video onboard chip?
16:00 <stebie> yeah, that's because they're used for things that utilise that sort of ram, such as databases and virtualization
16:00 <StrykerX> lolol
17:00 <stebie> neither of which need massive gpu
17:00 <Digerati> well nvidia quadro plex StrykerX
17:00 <StrykerX> Brb
17:00 <Digerati> thats worth 12 grand that card
17:00 <stebie> only thing you'd do is cuda stuff, and even then you'd use something more tailored for workstations, not titans
17:00 <Digerati> yeah cuda
17:00 <stebie> cuda/physx/whatever
18:00 <Digerati> doing posters and shit
18:00 <Digerati> i know the scene in hardware after 20 years, just aint put a fucking pc together since the pentium 2
19:00 <Digerati> which sux
19:00 <Digerati> but somethings got to give with sticking with pcie over many years now
19:00 <Digerati> they should move from pcie
20:00 <Digerati> prolly don't want hardcore gamers on pc
25:00 <beagle> you dont neeeeeeeeed all those thay betray you, but you do need mandy, chad
25:00 <stebie> why? they've been getting more out of pcie
25:00 <beagle> says to himself
25:00 <beagle> betrayal is the worst you can do to a human
25:00 <beagle> as we are born of god
25:00 <stebie> i think pcie 3.0 has double the bandwidth of pcie 2.0
25:00 <beagle> and most of us just dont know we
25:00 <beagle> are.
26:00 <beagle> if god didnt put us on a planet
26:00 <beagle> with many other
26:00 <beagle> BAD OR GOOD
26:00 <beagle> we wishes of our soul seeking 
26:00 <beagle> of the last thing earth until
26:00 <beagle> we learn same from somebody else
26:00 <beagle> merry christmas im glad it aint 
26:00 <beagle> the other side things
27:00 <beagle> we can alllllllllllllllll take what we...
27:00 <beagle> i feel of this worship must not be aside
27:00 <beagle> we can feel for friend or family never before year was 
27:00 <beagle> not 
27:00 <beagle> what we wanted.
27:00 <beagle> was it ?
27:00 <British^Meat> ugh, this dickhead...
27:00 <beagle> did you like this year ?
27:00 <beagle> dan youre a bitter old man
27:00 <British^Meat> dictating life on irc....
27:00 <Popavitch> British^Meat
28:00 <beagle> British^Meat all you talk about is your fucking dick
28:00 <beagle> dan, power is lost on the stupid
28:00 <beagle> dan dont quietly wish you were hardcore like i am
28:00 <beagle> you dont know what it does to my emotions
29:00 <beagle> remember this
29:00 <beagle> patience .... the essential part of a man
29:00 <beagle> as we know
29:00 <beagle> that we cannot live forever loving anybody
30:00 <beagle> we must love ourselves
30:00 <beagle> to just make it true
30:00 <Bastardly_One> beagle, shut up
30:00 <ashleighXtrinity> ^
30:00 <beagle> then now pain is essential to young men
30:00 <beagle> and the older you get
30:00 <British^Meat> the fact that u think i just woke up one day and decided to not like you and that you play no part in the matter is instulting
30:00 <beagle> you leave what you knew
31:00 <beagle> dan you are a rip off to society
31:00 <beagle> if you dont get bashed or were
31:00 <beagle> i would be suprised
31:00 <beagle> as you a fucking cunt
31:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <British^Meat> chat more u mong
32:00 <beagle> dan you cant hide if you are to blame
32:00 <Popavitch> British^Meat is a mong
32:00 <simba> calm down beagle
32:00 <beagle> i am unsure of dan
32:00 <beagle> but i do wish him the best
32:00 <beagle> ok simba u got it
32:00 <simba> thanx
32:00 <simba> !uno
33:00 <StrykerX> Fuck you, OSX
33:00 <StrykerX> Trying to su from terminal, type in my password "Sorry"
33:00 <beagle> someone is asking me your real name British^Meat i think they wanna kill you
33:00 <beagle> that person is Popavitch i wish of admin to ban him please
34:00 <simba> yeah he is a troublemaker
34:00 <simba> now he is no more
34:00 <milk> beagle, you killin whitey?
34:00 <beagle> it is not in my ineterest to kill anybody
34:00 <beagle> as i am not god
34:00 <beagle> and they arent either
34:00 <milk> why the threats?
34:00 <beagle> milk they wanted
34:00 <beagle> to do so
34:00 <beagle> i said them
34:00 <beagle> not me
34:00 <beagle> i do not want him hurt
34:00 <beagle> at all 
35:00 <beagle> i also know he allready is
35:00 <StrykerX> w00t
35:00 <StrykerX> Got around it
35:00 <milk> but someone you know will unless you get paid?
35:00 <beagle> in a true world theres end of stupidity as we call a blame aside
35:00 <beagle> but this is real life
36:00 <beagle> random i am , yes
36:00 <beagle> but you guys love me from my smart
36:00 <milk> well beagle thats called extortion and its a federal crime
36:00 <beagle> therse simba too
36:00 <beagle> milk do u come with cream
37:00 <beagle> i will finally find band on the run maybe the cat will walk back in
37:00 <beagle> got all about aerosmith other night
37:00 <Doodle> its just gonna get in there anyway
37:00 <beagle> band on the run is by WINGS
38:00 <beagle> very melloncollie
38:00 <beagle> suits me
38:00 <milk> beagle I have a licence to kill
38:00 <milk> it's limited
38:00 <beagle> yep well i hope you have BO
39:00 <beagle> cause its always under yer armpits
39:00 <milk> but I'm allowed to execute in certain conditions
39:00 <beagle> milk do you think that you could show us 
39:00 <milk> that would be a breach, my good man
39:00 <beagle> how much of an idiot you look like when you say these fucking things
39:00 <beagle> good this
39:00 <beagle> go and fuck pieter
39:00 <beagle> he likes a good bitch okay
41:00 <milk> I don't think I've seen anything that funny for a while
41:00 <beagle> i wanna fuck a very very horny victorian chick
41:00 <milk> an immigrant who wants to forge a licence to kill
41:00 <beagle> my fantasty
41:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBX2dySWGew
41:00 <beagle> listening to this
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wings - Band On The Run (Original Video) (Jan 19, 2008) 5:13 - Category: Music - 2,504,537 views - 11,462 likes (98.4%), 188 dislikes (1.6%)
41:00 <beagle> aaaaaaaaaaawesome
41:00 <beagle> love you england
41:00 <beagle> aussie make more ! lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus christ
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's still going
42:00 <beagle> this songs exremely cool
43:00 <beagle> do as i , blind drunking listening to wings
43:00 <beagle> no sadness
43:00 <beagle> just coolness
44:00 <beagle> so melbourne what i gonna do if i go victoria ? hrmmm wait for something on concert ?
44:00 <beagle> u should employ me as a comedian
44:00 <beagle> then again
44:00 <beagle> theres others that can
44:00 <beagle> not making names !
46:00 <beagle> me
46:00 <beagle> lol
46:00 <Maurice> Oh it's the beagle show
46:00 <Maurice> Lucky us
46:00 <beagle> yeah i spose i can kill the bo before i kill myself with booze
46:00 <beagle> wish they still loved me not afraid of me
46:00 <beagle> cause they just dont
46:00 <beagle> when they wanna go 'call a bitch or xhamster'
47:00 <beagle> loose minded me , and i would have same if i do ever
48:00 <beagle> perfect is as the perfect knows, usually they purr
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice ikr?
50:00 <zloop> beagle give up the alcohol
50:00 <Maurice> And the oxygen
51:00 <beagle> Maurice you ever taken up active
51:00 <beagle> acting
51:00 <beagle> try a karate joint
51:00 <beagle> bring your friend a fucking camera
51:00 <Bastardly_One> go chat on PalTalk
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and shut up
51:00 <Maurice> Can you please say all that again, in words we'll understand
52:00 <zloop> anyone here from shepparton?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> only scum from shep
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fitting if you're from shepp
52:00 <Bastardly_One> must be a stolen computer
52:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one in shepp can afford one
53:00 <Bastardly_One> My work here is done
53:00 <Bastardly_One> beagle has stfu for a second
54:00 <StrykerX> This is why I don't like working with old cunt hardware
54:00 <beagle> you are such gorgeous people
54:00 <beagle> if you even thought for a second if i was attractive im afraid lol
55:00 <Maurice> What
55:00 <StrykerX> beagle, are you drunk mate?
55:00 <beagle> its okay Maurice, youll never be dumb or gorgeous like i am
55:00 <beagle> yes.
55:00 <Maurice> StrykerX, it would be a true Christmas miracle if he wasn't
56:00 <beagle> maurice youre exactly same on level as me you are neutral
56:00 <Maurice> I am far from being as low as you
56:00 <beagle> it takes a body to be somebody, Maurice
56:00 <beagle> Maurice you have admin in a 'not i but they do' room channel
56:00 <beagle> do you really think
56:00 <beagle> that people love you for your desiers
56:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is he typing?
57:00 <StrykerX> lolol
57:00 <Maurice> I need a trasnlator
57:00 <Maurice> And a translator
57:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yet, even I can't translate that for you
58:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry
58:00 <beagle> you know you enjoy your booze if you want to be enjoying it forecver
58:00 <beagle> ever
58:00 <beagle> and yet
58:00 <beagle> we know when we sober, we make much more sense
58:00 <beagle> and the girls go
58:00 <beagle> no
58:00 <beagle> hehe
58:00 <zloop> lol
58:00 <Maurice> Now I understand why so many people commit suicide in the holidays
58:00 <beagle> Maurice most my girlfriends are drunks
58:00 <Maurice> It's all beagles fault
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
58:00 <zloop> my gf is an alcoholic but not as bad as me
58:00 <beagle> Maurice ffs dont tell them they are dead
59:00 <zloop> good to have alco gf's beagle
59:00 <zloop> they drink harder than your mates
59:00 <beagle> the only friend you have if youre alone is god himself
59:00 <beagle> or maybe a melbourne chatroom
59:00 <zloop> nah
59:00 <zloop> best friend is homebrand dim sims
59:00 <beagle> you guys make me feel really good
59:00 <Bastardly_One> how I somehow landed in #retard?
59:00 <beagle> even tho 
59:00 <zloop> and Pieter
59:00 <beagle> i am me
59:00 <beagle> and i cant second that
59:00 <zloop> beagle you should give up alcohol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> have I*
02:00 <beagle> zloop i think of giving up alchol all the time
02:00 <simba> nah u have ops there Bastardly_One u would have an @ symbol lol
02:00 <beagle> im lonely er i admit 
02:00 <beagle> i dont wanna cry 
03:00 <beagle> so anyone wanna chat skype or voice on telly fone
03:00 <beagle> strangely althought im behaving my cat i call a sign
03:00 <simba> ok beagle
05:00 <zloop> beagle you can give up alcohol
05:00 <zloop> very easy to do
05:00 <zloop> you just have to want it that bad
05:00 <Pieter> weird , someone just gave me a 3rd gen i7 sony vaio
05:00 <Pieter> gotta redo the OS but other than that yippee
05:00 <simba> in exchange for anything
05:00 <simba> ?
08:00 <slower> Pieter people dont just "give" things away, more to that story than you let on?
08:00 <StrykerX> Stolen.
08:00 <StrykerX> No doubt.
08:00 <slower> lol
10:00 <StrykerX> Or swappws for drugs
10:00 <StrykerX> Meaning, odds are, stolen.
10:00 <StrykerX> Swapped*
11:00 <simba> kum
12:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of...
12:00 <StrykerX> Sup Cath? :D
12:00 <Cath^> hey StrykerX 
12:00 <frayedknot> hi Cath^
13:00 <Cath^> hey frayedknot 
13:00 <frayedknot> how's things?
13:00 <Cath^> my things are good..your things?
13:00 <zloop> stolen
13:00 <zloop> or swapped it for drugs
13:00 <Zade> hello Cath^
13:00 <simba> stolen hearts
13:00 <Cath^> :o
13:00 <Cath^> hey Zade 
15:00 <Pieter> hey Zade:))
16:00 <Zade> hello Pieter
16:00 <frayedknot> my things are good too
19:00 <Shadowgate> frayedknot is funny lol
19:00 <frayedknot> if you like obvious jokes
20:00 <Pieter> wheres my bellatrix im bored:(
20:00 <StrykerX> Shadowgate is cool
20:00 <Zade> she was here last night 
20:00 <Pieter> yeh i spoke to her earlier
20:00 <Pieter> bored :////
21:00 <zloop> mandy in bed wanking a dog
21:00 <Pieter> ahh well , better draw a circle on my wall
21:00 <StrykerX> Least the dog can get it up ;)
22:00 <Pieter> got some building guy coming in tomorrow to make the hole , just hope he doesnt go through a beam , 18 floors falling ontop of me might hurt
22:00 <Pieter> Zade: Can you draw circles? 
22:00 <Pieter> Zade: Mine always end up the shape of an egg :(
23:00 <Zade> not really, i just trace around something round
23:00 <Shadowgate> Pieter did a sad face lol
23:00 <Cath^> wall..hole..suss..just sayin' ;p
24:00 <Shadowgate> Cath did a funny face lol
24:00 <Shadowgate> ;p <--
25:00 <Cath^> I'm talented
25:00 <Shadowgate> lol hahahahhh
25:00 <Zade> always a surprise who is ont he otherside Cath^
25:00 <Pieter> Cath^: I gotta stick my dick in something ! =po
25:00 <Cath^> hehe
25:00 <Pieter> OH 
25:00 <Pieter> already beat me to it , fuck im slow
25:00 <Pieter> :(
25:00 <Shadowgate> lol pieter
26:00 <StrykerX> :>
27:00 <Cath^> I like your nick StrykerX 
27:00 <StrykerX> Nawwww thanks!
27:00 <Cath^> lol
28:00 <Picard> StrykerX u disabled truck driver
28:00 <StrykerX> Sup you old cunt
28:00 <Shadowgate> you on dsp stryker life rocks on dsp
29:00 <Picard> fuck all
29:00 <StrykerX> Shadowgate, of course
29:00 <Picard> how bout u?
29:00 <StrykerX> Yer about that
29:00 <StrykerX> Kickin back
29:00 <Picard> he drives an auto truck cause his legs are fucked and he cannot use a clutch
29:00 <StrykerX> Clutches are for the weak
29:00 <Picard> this work for the disabled project is awesome
29:00 <StrykerX> Real men use 12 speed auto's
29:00 <StrykerX> :')
29:00 <Picard> :)
31:00 <Picard> so u still use a clutch?
31:00 <Picard> lol'
31:00 <zloop> poor cunts
31:00 <Picard> zloop hows the rash?
31:00 <zloop> rash?
31:00 <Picard> yeah
32:00 <Zade> jesus zloop
32:00 <Picard> the rash u told me u had on your balls
32:00 <zloop> picard not sure who you speaking to but not me
32:00 <Picard> dude dont be shy, u told me the other night
32:00 <Pieter> bahwhaha truckies
33:00 <Pieter> freekin smelly tire bashers
33:00 <Picard> bahwhaha junkies
33:00 <zloop> truckies hahahaha what losers
33:00 <zloop> are you a truckie Picard?
33:00 <Zade> Picard what is for dinner?
33:00 <zloop> you look like one
33:00 <zloop> old balding pedofile
35:00 <Picard> lol truckie
35:00 <Picard> yes im lindsay fox
35:00 <Picard> i come here when im bored
35:00 <slower> zloop you seem like a rather ignorant cunt, ever thought where we would be without truckies?
36:00 <simba> truckie-less
36:00 <Picard> yeah, truckies literally keep the wheels of australia turning
36:00 <Picard> simba how was ya weekend mate?
36:00 <simba> the wheels of trucks at least
36:00 <simba> good
37:00 <Picard> without trucks how do things move around the country?
37:00 <simba> planbes
37:00 <simba> yirsgfiujdzhf
37:00 <Picard> whats the plans for xmas?
37:00 <Pieter> woot harold n kumar on chan go
37:00 <Picard> lol
37:00 <Picard> how do we get things to the airports?
37:00 <simba> planes
38:00 <milk> simba are you on isolation and destroy patrol?
38:00 <simba> ?
38:00 <milk> ??
38:00 <simba> noi
38:00 <simba> nope
39:00 <milk> just curious because your kicking off whities and isolating white eunuchs
39:00 <simba> ‘kk
40:00 <Picard> where is b1?
40:00 <Lumeah> he died
40:00 <milk> explaining why she holds two jobs and gets centrelink
41:00 <milk> Picard there was a cabinet reshuffle
42:00 <Picard> milk i heard that on the radio, havnt taken a lot of notice to see who comes and goes
42:00 <Picard> anything interesting happen?
45:00 <milk> well, the SAS trooper in the house next to me was being asked why he was receiving an Army Special Forces salary, a cover job salary and a centrelink pension and hadn't paid tax in several years
49:00 <Picard> lol
49:00 <Picard> and u are still alive?
50:00 <bee_girl_> http://youtu.be/TZVqNnqEDO8
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cat Power - He War (Mar 28, 2007) 3:34 - Category: Music - 1,761,275 views - 3,213 likes (96.7%), 111 dislikes (3.3%)
51:00 <Pieter> anonymous gonna release an iggy azalea sex tape
51:00 <Pieter> :))
51:00 <milk> the SAS are drug dealers Picard
52:00 <milk> and as such, unless they have a gang advantage they are pussies
52:00 <Picard> yes of course they are
52:00 <milk> everyone in the east sucks up mercilessly to them
54:00 <milk> but they get several hundred grand a year, free jap motorcycle, free accomodation, trophy wife, bevvy of 14 year old girlfriends, they get to run the defence cocaine and heroin ops, you think those guys are ever going to get in a fight?
54:00 <milk> they call the cops on you if you insult them
56:00 <slower> and you cean back this claim up?
56:00 <milk> multiple times
57:00 <milk> just happened then
57:00 <Pieter> man this sucks , its meant to be harold n kumar 3d christmas and its not shown in 3d :(
57:00 <milk> seriously, one of them just called the cops on me for insulting them on irc
58:00 <Picard> lol
58:00 <Picard> milk u need to stay off the drugs
58:00 <milk> just waiting for eunuch to throw a fit on tv
58:00 <milk> you're pussy Picard
00:00 <milk> hey Picard, why don't you try the ice cream sundae?
00:00 <Picard> wtf are u on about?
01:00 <milk> let me get this right, Picard... you're a spy, there's been a cabinent reshuffle and an new defence minister and you think the SAS hasn't been completely restocked?
04:00 <simba> hes just playin
04:00 <simba> playin/nuts
06:00 <milk> let me tell you something my friend, cocaine/roid users who want to be hollywood are a dime a dozen, and when there is a new player at the top, there is a new team
08:00 <milk> exactly how many battle situation do you think call for someone who can behave like Tom Cruise does in his movies, you know in the sense of reality
08:00 <doctor> I'm in charge 'ere so you best be behaving yourself, aight?
08:00 <bee_girl> Sounds about right 
09:00 <milk> because you dish all this shit Picard, but I fail to see how a cocaine/roid addict can run around dodging rapid fire machine gun nest bullets in slow motion
09:00 <doctor> they fight from planes now, no need for ground troops
10:00 <milk> you go tell them that down at the country club then doctor
10:00 <doctor> can't be bothered
10:00 <Pieter> i found a bug crawling on my kitchen floor and i shit myselkf, screamed and smacked my elbow into the door frame 
11:00 <milk> surgery is easy, you just cut and sew, anyone can do it
11:00 <slower> lol
11:00 <Pieter> hitting the funny bone isnt funny at all :(
11:00 <FredFlinstone> God shit
11:00 <Lumeah> aww
11:00 <doctor> you see, I find it very hard to motivate myself. I'm currently focused on something else and I do not have the energy to spare on being bothered with other people
11:00 <slower> Pieter are you a girl?
11:00 <FredFlinstone> He's gay
11:00 <Pieter> no
11:00 <Pieter> but i sure screamed like one :/
11:00 <FredFlinstone> Yeah you are
11:00 <FredFlinstone> Lolz
12:00 <milk> I gave this guy an emergency trachyotomy, he sued, but I told the old boys club that my wife left me and if he finished that hamburger I would have to sell some BHP shares. saved his life i did 
13:00 <doctor> Civilisation thanks you for your efforts
17:00 <Digerati> another one bites the dust !
18:00 <StrykerX> Windows 8.1 is a CUNT
18:00 <StrykerX> So going back to 7 tomorrow
18:00 <StrykerX> Can't even print photos without jumping thru 500 hoops
19:00 <Picard> fuck me is this cunt for real
19:00 <Picard> only 500?
19:00 <StrykerX> Yer
20:00 <StrykerX> You want to print more than 1 photo per page? LOLZ!
20:00 <StrykerX> That's how it is
20:00 <milk> proof sheets?
20:00 <milk> dont you need an app?
20:00 <StrykerX> No
20:00 <StrykerX> Well, I must
20:00 <StrykerX> Maybe Picasa can do it
21:00 <Pieter> quick sand mat !!
21:00 <milk> you get a lot of general purpose shit in an OS these days but you dont get everything
22:00 <StrykerX> Yes
22:00 <StrykerX> Picasa can
22:00 <StrykerX> Thank fuck
23:00 <christopher> hi
23:00 <milk> hey chris
23:00 <StrykerX> How are those voices mate?
23:00 <christopher> i dont hear voices
24:00 <christopher> i see shit
24:00 <milk> they telling you to pluck a duck?
24:00 <christopher> i want see waddling
24:00 <milk> like flashes of colour?
24:00 <milk> shadows shimmering at the corner of your eye?
24:00 <christopher> like if stare at carpet it starts flowing
25:00 <christopher> and static
25:00 <christopher> in plain one colour walls
25:00 <christopher> and patterns in carpets
25:00 <christopher> do my head in
26:00 <milk> do you see faces in floral wallpaper?
27:00 <christopher> if i stare enough i can see formations of ppl
27:00 <milk> and metal music becomes oppressive
27:00 <christopher> static invisible
27:00 <christopher> forms
27:00 <milk> like a magic picture?
27:00 <christopher> like magic eye
27:00 <christopher> yep
27:00 <milk> yep
27:00 <christopher> but real life
28:00 <milk> have you been up a tall building a looked down on a crowd of people?
28:00 <christopher> nah i would jump :P
28:00 <milk> probably not a good idea then
29:00 <milk> what happens when you watch tv?
29:00 <Picard> milk is high
29:00 <christopher> i want be high
29:00 <Digerati> who drinks milk anyway
30:00 <Digerati> i do like a big m, once in a blue moon
30:00 <Digerati> but that's about it
30:00 <christopher> milk is good Digerati
30:00 <christopher> coffee needs milk
30:00 <Digerati> i should drink more big m's
30:00 <Digerati> love the chocolate big m
30:00 <christopher> i got so tall cause i drank heaps of milk
31:00 <milk> really?
31:00 <Digerati> i used to drink heaps of milk
31:00 <christopher> 2 litres day as teeneager
31:00 <christopher> with cereal etc
31:00 <milk> strong bones
31:00 <Digerati> i drank a lot when i was in my teens too
31:00 <Digerati> i am 6'2
31:00 <christopher> short ass
31:00 <Digerati> weigh 110 kilos
31:00 <christopher> fat cunt
32:00 <simba> u drank a lot until this year Digerati!!
32:00 <Digerati> not really
32:00 <Digerati> solid build, i do weights
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRHwaCzW8RI
32:00 <christopher> i am 6'5 1/2 90kilo
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Orbital - Frenetic (HD) (Jun 1, 2013) 4:08 - Category: Music - 1,078 views - 5 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
32:00 <simba> talking nonsense again... go ahead its sunday
32:00 <Digerati> skinny cunt
32:00 <christopher> lol
32:00 <StrykerX> No wonder you ehar voices
32:00 <StrykerX> Hear*
32:00 <StrykerX> Your body is starved
33:00 <Digerati> eat more meat
33:00 <Digerati> rump steaks
33:00 <Digerati> cook em like there is no tommorow
33:00 <Digerati> i do them fried
33:00 <Digerati> frying pan
34:00 <Digerati> keeps the juices/fats in :) haha
35:00 <milk> there is nothing wrong with being schizophrenic, it's all just stigma for the lack of understanding
36:00 <StrykerX> I have no issue with schizo's
36:00 <StrykerX> Just junkies
36:00 <StrykerX> And dole bludgers.
36:00 <christopher> iam neither of those
37:00 <StrykerX> You spend 2/3 of your time fried
37:00 <christopher> no
37:00 <StrykerX> Don't try that on me.
37:00 <christopher> ive smoke 10 times in 3 months
37:00 <christopher> thats 75 days i wasnt stoned
38:00 <christopher> in 3 months
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
38:00 <simba> nice 1
39:00 <milk> I think we should talk about people with jobs claiming benefits as a tax rebate and hosing down real recipients as bludgers who cheat the system
40:00 <StrykerX> Who claims while working?
40:00 <StrykerX> Centrelink and the ATO are up each others arses daily.
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> you can't
40:00 <StrykerX> Exactly
40:00 <StrykerX> Did Zloop rock up, Kate?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> the only thing you can 'claim' is probably job network stuff
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
41:00 <StrykerX> Only thing you can claim is FTB and possibly SPP
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> and the job network claims it for you….. 
41:00 <StrykerX> But you need to report income which is verified against your tax records
41:00 <StrykerX> So, sure, you might get $1k now
42:00 <StrykerX> But they'll ream you anally in a few months for it
42:00 <StrykerX> Centrelink heavies aren't nice people.
42:00 <StrykerX> They came after me once cause I reported I was working but they still paid me
43:00 <StrykerX> Which was apparently my fault.
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> bamp bow
44:00 <simba_has_down_syndrome> LOLOLOLOL
45:00 <StrykerX> Wtf?
45:00 <StrykerX> New bf simba?
46:00 <grem> you're so popular
46:00 <Picard> lol
49:00 <StrykerX> Oh, you're using NNS too
49:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard
49:00 <TokenDaRing> you're a fat old man
49:00 <grem> pink macs all round
49:00 <StrykerX> Eeeexcellent
50:00 <TokenDaRing> what a fun day
52:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing u are gay
52:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccs6QZezxrU
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Miss Jane - It's A Fine Day (ATB Original Clubb Mix) HD (Feb 20, 2011) 6:13 - Category: Music - 191,757 views - 1,0 likes (97.7%), 26 dislikes (2.3%)
52:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard coming from the one who fucks ladybois
52:00 <TokenDaRing> lololol
53:00 <Picard> that doesnt make me gay
53:00 <Picard> u cretin
54:00 <TokenDaRing> balls on balls
55:00 <Picard> nuh they didnt touch
55:00 <grem> pube on pube
55:00 <grem> that shit is like velcro
55:00 <grem> Lishous
55:00 <Picard> Lish is he dead yet?
56:00 <milk> who?
56:00 <Lish> Depends how much he lost at poker tonight lol
56:00 <TokenDaRing> [21:56:07] <+Picard> yes, id love a chic to fuck me with a strapon
57:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing thats lame posting from other channels'
58:00 <Lumeah> Lol why were all in lots of the same channels
58:00 <StrykerX> Sharing's caring
59:00 <SirLancelot> to make the channels look bigger
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh totes
59:00 <Lumeah> Lol
04:00 <milk> Picard is like those cowards who claim you need to die for their honour, then call the cops and later start talking about "we" inclusive of you
08:00 <Pieter> fuck im sexy
08:00 <Pieter> nite !
15:00 <milk> Gigantic, hideously ugly face lift falling off mutants
24:00 <Lish> Bored
27:00 <Picard> go see your husband
27:00 <Picard> poor bastard
27:00 <Lish> He's not here
27:00 <Lish> He's playing poker 
28:00 <Picard> so you are whoring it on irc
28:00 <Lish> Not really
28:00 <Lish> I was watching a Christmas movie with my sister
28:00 <Lish> But she fell asleep
28:00 <Lish> So now I'm just watching channel v on my own
29:00 <Picard> of course
30:00 <Lish> Indeed
30:00 <Lish> http://imgur.com/HGF8XFx
30:00 <Lish> Look at my pretty Christmas tree
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> picard, why are you not hanging with your wife?
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> stroking her hand and telling her that you care for her?
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> 24/7
31:00 <Lish> Yeah exactly
31:00 <Picard> please lol
32:00 <Picard> after 20 years u dont do that shit
32:00 <Lish> Then why do you think I should do that?
32:00 <Picard> and she has been in bed for 2 hours
32:00 <Picard> u havnt been married 20 years
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> how do you know that?
32:00 <Picard> she told me
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> we could have been together since teens?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i mean my husband
33:00 <Lish> I've been with my husband for 13 years 
33:00 <Picard> 24 years for me
33:00 <Lish> So? 
33:00 <Lish> Pretty sure I don't need to always be with him lol
34:00 <slower> its not the time but the quality
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> 5 - 10 minutes a day
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> quality time 
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> = win
34:00 <Lish> Hahaha
35:00 <Picard> lol
35:00 <Picard> Lish was here all the time when the poor cunt was in hospital dying
35:00 <Lish> We're still talking about that? 
35:00 <Lish> Also I'm sure he wasn't dying 
35:00 <Lish> Since he's still alive
36:00 <Picard> poor prick spent 6 weeks alone
36:00 <Picard> in icu and Lish was here trawling for cock
36:00 <Lish> Hahaha
36:00 <Lish> In ICU?
36:00 <Lish> Now you're getting imaginative 
36:00 <slower> ICQ?
36:00 <Picard> begging guys like element and Bastardly_One to fuck her
37:00 <Lish> 96670436
37:00 <Lish> My icq number
37:00 <Lish> I'm pretty sure that didn't happen picard
37:00 <Lish> But good imagination 
37:00 <Picard> dave told me
37:00 <Lish> Who's fave
37:00 <Lish> Dave
38:00 <Picard> u wanted him to drive over from bacchus marsh to fuck u
38:00 <Picard> element = dave
38:00 <Lish> I don't even know where Bacchus marsh is
38:00 <Lish> But cool story 
38:00 <Picard> of course u dont
38:00 <Lish> I don't
38:00 <milk> I do
38:00 <Lish> I'm from sydney
39:00 <milk> It's near the rear
39:00 <Picard> its half way to Bastardly_One's place
39:00 <Picard> u wanted a 3some
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
40:00 <milk> is it near agreement hall?
40:00 <Shadowgate> milk kill speople of laughter
40:00 <Picard> milk should kill itself\
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
41:00 <Shadowgate> katatonic_kate01 done a funny face lol
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> does a tired face :/
42:00 <simba> http://fat.gfycat.com/CourteousInfatuatedAndeancondor.webm
43:00 <British^Meat> gifcat :)
43:00 <British^Meat> cheeky goal, saw that this morn
43:00 <milk> guy looks like grace jones
43:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz7EO5nzPms
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Melbourne International Comedy Festival: All Stars Supershow 2013 (Jul 8, 2013) 01:38:42 - Category: Comedy - 290,937 views - 1,074 likes (94.5%), 63 dislikes (5.5%)
43:00 <beagle> sitting back n wastshitng
43:00 <beagle> after scace living shit out people on palalk
43:00 <beagle> talk
44:00 <beagle> i had to listen to 'give me an angrel;
44:00 <beagle> to calm myself down.
44:00 <beagle> i get sometimes highly agresssivee
44:00 <milk> big man with big dreams
45:00 <beagle> paul mcdermott best man in world
45:00 <beagle> if we dont have him
45:00 <beagle> he has us.
46:00 <beagle> chad meet him dont be cute
46:00 <matrix> Evening all
47:00 <British^Meat> sups :)
47:00 <British^Meat> Did u actually rage quit my chan a fortnight ago?
47:00 <British^Meat> or were ye being jovial?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <British^Meat> <--- was being jovial
47:00 <British^Meat> perhaps ye took offence to my jovialness
47:00 <matrix> I never rage quit
48:00 <matrix> I leave that to B1
48:00 <matrix> Lol :-)
49:00 <Lumeah> You do :p. Lol
49:00 <matrix> never lol
50:00 <matrix> How is ya Lumeah
50:00 <Lumeah> Yeah i ok. 
50:00 <matrix> :-)
50:00 <matrix> Good to hear
50:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up bitch
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you
51:00 <Lumeah> Was playing fb game 
51:00 <matrix> ahhh ok
51:00 <matrix> Hello Bastardly_one
51:00 <christopher> :(
51:00 <Lumeah> Bitch? 
51:00 <matrix> Wassup chris
51:00 <Lumeah> Lol
51:00 <christopher> life sucks
51:00 <Lumeah> Hi christopher 
51:00 <matrix> Think he meant me
51:00 <TokenDaRing> hey christopher
51:00 <TokenDaRing> how are you?
51:00 <matrix> You think your life sucks man try living mine
52:00 <Lumeah> You b1s bitch matrix? 
52:00 <matrix> I am no ones bitch
52:00 <matrix> though I seem to have picked up someone that wants to be my bitch
52:00 <christopher> who
53:00 <matrix> No one from irc chris
53:00 <simba> getting Bastardly_One a subscription to this for christmas lol
53:00 <simba> http://www.ultraimg.com/images/3456018ed.jpg
54:00 <matrix> rofl
54:00 <matrix> he'll love it i am sure
54:00 <simba> the problem with that is, how are old people going to read a magazines small text?
55:00 <matrix> ROFL you crack me up simba
55:00 <simba> brilliant
55:00 <simba> ur smile warms my heart
55:00 <British^Meat> lol
55:00 <British^Meat> long live simba and his cockles
56:00 <British^Meat> great chatter
56:00 <matrix> Nothing like good warm cockles
56:00 <Bastardly_One> little shit
57:00 <matrix> If only I could get my cockle warm
57:00 <matrix> lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> warm
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oops
57:00 <matrix> rofl
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> one track mind kate
57:00 <matrix> I knew that would get Kates attention
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed :P
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's been a while, geeze!
57:00 <matrix> How are you miss kate
57:00 <milk> http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HuVThUK9J2
58:00 <christopher> nothing to do but clean
59:00 <Picard> the old cunt isnt dead
59:00 <christopher> cbf noone important comes here neways
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