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02:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what brat
02:00 <DemonsRun> What
02:00 <Bastardly_One> he left 7 mins ago
02:00 <DemonsRun> Who?
03:00 <Taco> no I didn't, I'm still here with my penis
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish ... the rest of us don't count I didn't think
03:00 <DemonsRun> Okay, and?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know ... carry on ... good day?
03:00 <DemonsRun> Taco counts.
03:00 <Taco> Only to 3
04:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
04:00 <NightOwl1> Bah humbug merry Christmas.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> morning NightOwl ... likewise
04:00 <DemonsRun> NightOwl1 counts too.
04:00 <NightOwl1> Yes I do!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> not very well 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I've known him a long time
04:00 <DemonsRun> Jealous b1?
04:00 <NightOwl1> What do I count for?
04:00 <Taco> Employment?
04:00 <DemonsRun> You count for me caring if you're here or not lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> not reaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllly
05:00 <DemonsRun> Then why try to make a point?
05:00 <Taco> oh right, is that where it counts
05:00 <NightOwl1> Oh, sweet as.
05:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no idea ... making convo
05:00 <Taco> some people here, nobody wants them here, but in reality people want them dead, so here is better
05:00 <DemonsRun> No you weren't, you were trying to be a jerk
05:00 <beehhh> awesome
05:00 <DemonsRun> And I didn't buy into your drama
06:00 <British^Meat> crike, dead?
06:00 <NightOwl1> BOXING DAY FIGHT
06:00 <Bastardly_One> if you say so ... that's your assumption ... think you're the one turning it into a drama
06:00 <DemonsRun> Lol whatever Jamie
06:00 <Taco> Get that man a kangaroo
07:00 <British^Meat> I D G I, why is he reporting on when ppl leave?
07:00 <beehhh> beagle: our xmas foto
07:00 <beehhh> http://oi57.tinypic.com/28reh5d.jpg
07:00 <Bastardly_One> never you mind 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't meant as dramatic as taken though
08:00 <NightOwl1> I think someone needs a hug.
08:00 <DemonsRun> He said it because I give a shit when skirmish is here
08:00 <DemonsRun> So he let me know I missed him
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not getting one NightOwl 
08:00 <NightOwl1> Fuck it, rejected again.
09:00 <beehhh> http://oi59.tinypic.com/2z9mszk.jpg
09:00 <NightOwl1> I though I got a hug off Santa, turns out it was just some homeless dude.
09:00 <DemonsRun> Hahahahahaha
09:00 <DemonsRun> I didn't even see Santa this year 
10:00 <NightOwl1> I thought he was looking a little bedraggled.
10:00 <NightOwl1> Santa's an a-hole.
10:00 <Taco> beehhh: wth hahaha
10:00 <Taco> you look so fucking creepy
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Santa is an anagram of Satan
10:00 <Taco> that chicks eyebrows don't help tho
11:00 <beehhh> trew
11:00 <NightOwl1> So is Tanas.
11:00 <Taco> what is it with you and weird looking girls anyway?
11:00 <British^Meat> everything beehhh types, pastes, links, says is all rubbish
11:00 <Taco> do you date online or something?
11:00 <British^Meat> u dont fool me at all beehhh
12:00 <DemonsRun> I'm with BM
12:00 <British^Meat> u wont fool me in 2015 either
12:00 <Taco> BM is just the opposite of B1
12:00 <beehhh> shes a transvestite
12:00 <Taco> BM doesn't like anyone
12:00 <Taco> B1 isn't liked by anyone
12:00 <British^Meat> Taco, get banned again
12:00 <Taco> I'm trying
12:00 <NightOwl1> To be fair, pretty much most of what gets posted here is rubbish
13:00 <Taco> Yet I get banned for telling you all that you're cunts... wth
13:00 <British^Meat> that and u posted a pic of lots of members, one of them being an admin
13:00 <British^Meat> like, wth?
13:00 <NightOwl1> Some people can't handle the truth I guess
14:00 <Taco> I know right... why share information with people you don't want to have it
14:00 <beehhh> i shaved my head
14:00 <Taco> Nobody has a photo of me
14:00 <Bastardly_One> cry a river
14:00 <doctor> everything said here is of the highest quality literature
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a trouble making idiot
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
14:00 <Taco> Funny Jamie... cause you cried the biggest river.
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you're the one wailing now fuck up
15:00 <Taco> Also, nobody likes you, yet you say we're trouble makers. Try looking in a mirror
15:00 <beehhh> i went to lent her 20bucks for go to work in the morn 
15:00 <Taco> Remember why I don't like you? Something about, you accusing me of shit I didn't fucking do? So then I did it, and shared your facebook with everyone.
15:00 <Taco> But I'm a trouble maker?
16:00 <beehhh> got cash?
16:00 <Taco> I'm 20-30 years younger than you, and I'm more mature. wth man
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you just admitted to doing that shit and you're not a trouble maker ... sit down and give your mouth a go eh?
16:00 <beehhh> im 39 this march
16:00 <NightOwl1> Where's your Christmas spirit people.
16:00 <NightOwl1> Come on, group hug.
16:00 <Taco> I did it precisely in the way I described
17:00 <Taco> If you want to misread, go ahead dude, I don't really care
17:00 <beehhh> http://oi57.tinypic.com/28reh5d.jpg
17:00 <Taco> You were there, you should know what occured
17:00 <beehhh> norell & I half an hour ago
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yet you're the one wailing and wailing right now ... shut ... up
17:00 <doctor> lol beehhh gone bold
17:00 <Taco> Ok, but stop calling me a trouble maker when you created the trouble
17:00 <Taco> Fair?
18:00 <beehhh> im gonna trim my body hair too this weekend doctor
18:00 <doctor> norel will like that
19:00 <Bastardly_One> irony ... http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/12/24/conservative-christian-woman-vandalizes-satanic-temple-holiday-display-in-florida/
19:00 <Taco> terrorism
19:00 <Taco> she's religious so it must be
20:00 <Taco> oh wait, wrong religion
20:00 <NightOwl1> No it's ok when it's Christians
20:00 <Taco> what a saint I mean
20:00 <Taco> good on her and her white skins
20:00 <Taco> I wonder if she's single
20:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Iei32AUJfc
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Prince Edward Island, Canada (Jun 20, 2011) 3:26 - Category: News & Politics - 87,502 views - 260 likes (97%), 8 dislikes (3%)
23:00 <beehhh> As beautiful as thoughts
27:00 <Taco> hmm hopefully tomorrow I do not have to pry another brick from a drunken and bloodied mans hands
27:00 <Taco> family loving spirit ho ho ho
29:00 <beehhh> seems like a plan guys keep it up
30:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_European_countries_by_average_wage
31:00 <NightOwl1> So what fight did I miss
31:00 <beehhh> you miss the flight
31:00 <Bastardly_One> none
31:00 <Bastardly_One> want one?
31:00 <NightOwl1> Boooooooo
31:00 <Taco> NightOwl1 is the clear winner!
31:00 <Taco> Hurrah NightOwl1!
31:00 <NightOwl1> No, I just like to watch
32:00 <NightOwl1> Yesssssss
32:00 <Bastardly_One> damn americans
32:00 <Bastardly_One> as if be family orientated
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel like annoying people NightOwl and I "know"
33:00 <Taco> You're right, spending all christmas day on IRC because nobody likes you, is much better
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't here all day actually and did quite a bit 
33:00 <Taco> I saw you were talking to digerati all day... you don't even like him? wth?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> nice assumption
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what time was that?
34:00 <Taco> oh you want me to not just quickly skim through the log, but analyise it
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be going since 9:30 am ... did lunch then came home
34:00 <beehhh> norway, sweden, and denmark seems the best
34:00 <Taco> I will prepare my report of christmas day irc activities and submit it to you in 2 weeks, sir
35:00 <beehhh> switzerland pays the highest but cost of living also higer
35:00 <NightOwl1> In triplicate please.
35:00 <Taco> beehhh: thats nice
35:00 <Taco> which country pays the highest in oceania?
37:00 <beehhh> PNG
37:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd need danger money to go near the place
38:00 <beehhh> Norway seems the best choice by me
39:00 <beehhh> netherlands and germany also ok
42:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ3emt8dqZE
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Two9 - Where The Money At? (Prod. by Mike WiLL Made It) [Official Video] (Apr 5, 2013) 4:55 - Category: Music - 148,714 views - 1,105 likes (97.4%), 29 dislikes (2.6%)
57:00 <Fall> !seen bored_GURLL19
57:00 <Fall> ;]
00:00 <British^Meat> ooer
00:00 <British^Meat> some action heeeeeeeeeeey?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> !seen Sony Servers
01:00 <Bastardly_One> arseholes
01:00 <Bastardly_One> evening
02:00 <Loof> downloading the interview
02:00 <Loof> looks good
05:00 <Loof> might finally watch fury while it's downloading
17:00 <beagle> bee u still here
17:00 <bee_girl> Yeah I went to sleep
17:00 <bee_girl> Now I'm awake again
18:00 <thestig> i can tell
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he meant beehhh
20:00 <beagle> hello bee_girl 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I just hit my head on the edge of a table
20:00 <beagle> i was lookin for shimmon he left tho
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll feel that when I wake up maybe
20:00 <beagle> i was laying there in bed for a while my cats compeltely withdrawn from world in a deep sleep
21:00 <beagle> eatin party food
22:00 <bee_girl> Oh
22:00 <bee_girl> Soz
23:00 <Bastardly_One> what are you up to woman?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> anything interesting?
24:00 <bee_girl> Negative
25:00 <bee_girl> I was asleep
25:00 <beagle> paid today n slept thru
25:00 <beagle> so rare for me must be that time of year
27:00 <beagle> man is that cat sleepy i have food n shes not asking for ne
37:00 <Sponge> this is crazy beagle
38:00 <Sponge> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbFYXav7blQ
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drone vs Kangaroo (Dec 21, 2014) 0:27 - Category: People & Blogs - 484 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
38:00 <Sponge> beagle it'sgoing viral
39:00 <Sponge> i repeat it's going viral
40:00 <beagle> hmmm wonder how much i should buy lotto ticket for checking jackpot amounts .. hardly go n put more than 20 in
40:00 <beagle> the pools is 4x or so better ods than ya usual lotto 
40:00 <beagle> and same odds even when its even over 300k
41:00 <beagle> they syndicate was like 7 bucks ...
41:00 <beagle> so u have thousands tickets i think 
41:00 <beagle> but shared
48:00 <doctor> them some good odds. i reckon you could win it easy
10:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdheTYIBfX0
14:00 <SNAKE> hey beagle
14:00 <SNAKE> paltalk pedo
17:00 <SNAKE> Hi beeh
17:00 <faithless> hi man
17:00 <SNAKE> How have you been
18:00 <faithless> just okay, got any spare for this bum?
18:00 <SNAKE> spare?
19:00 <SNAKE> bummers
19:00 <beehhh> https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7464097536/hF9186B2B/
20:00 <beehhh> straya has abandoned me
21:00 <beehhh> but you let the criminals get in
22:00 <beagle> bee faith
22:00 <beagle> i was resting before im back now
23:00 <faithless> welcome back
24:00 <faithless> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94-6N5ttrKE
24:00 <beagle> hey there old buddy
25:00 <faithless> hi man
26:00 <SNAKE> look at that pugs face
26:00 <SNAKE> all squashed up
27:00 <faithless> so cute pugs
28:00 <SNAKE> i remember a girl who loved pugs her name was paul_banks
28:00 <faithless> i miss him too
28:00 <SNAKE> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjeUNEmJzGw&list=UUXCaBjpE-SJ1HcA1sVCggLw
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Worrytrain - Excuse Me Moon People, I'm in the Wrong Place (fast tempo) (Mar 25, 2012) 1:43 - Category: Music - 305 views views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
30:00 <faithless> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2RJN9a_jdM
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Loca the Pug singing......'The pug that couldn't run' (May 26, 2012) 2:33 - Category: Pets & Animals - 8,066,562 views - 76,309 likes (98%), 1,581 dislikes (2%)
35:00 <SNAKE> Hey bee_girl 
38:00 <faithless> 35% of the population are now asian
39:00 <SNAKE> i like asian resturant
41:00 <SNAKE> they always have such nice fried rice
42:00 <faithless> many asian bringing live chicken in their luggage undeclared
42:00 <SNAKE> lol 
42:00 <SNAKE> i dont think they do that
43:00 <faithless> they dont carry clothes only food food and more food through the custom
43:00 <SNAKE> y no clothes ?
44:00 <faithless> no idea
44:00 <SNAKE> food is cheaper than clothes
44:00 <SNAKE> like
44:00 <SNAKE> wtf
45:00 <faithless> http://blog.hotelquickly.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/friedspider.jpg
49:00 <faithless> most of them misunderstood by not ticking the food items in the embarkment form and still brings whole heap in their luggage
51:00 <beagle> gee that could put ya off ya dinner
52:00 <faithless> is the delicacy among asian in thai n cambodia
53:00 <faithless> viet also eat anything they see
53:00 <Sponge> they eat insects
53:00 <SirLancelot> and somethings they cant see
53:00 <faithless> only when it necessary
55:00 <faithless> buy socks n jocks tomorrow dont hesitate to try them first
56:00 <faithless> https://www.jbhifi.com.au/computers-tablets/chromebooks/lenovo/lenovo-n20-11-6-chromebook/630176/
01:00 <beagle> they wanted sell me ac wifi other day
01:00 <beagle> 3x faster than g or n ?
02:00 <beagle> my laptops not too bad does full 1.3mb sec
02:00 <beagle> working fine atm hopefuly stays this way had reset twice in last week
02:00 <beagle> heh neighbour joins my wifi n it works better with us all on it
03:00 <beagle> only 16gb drive ?
04:00 <SNAKE> chromebooks are crap
07:00 <beagle> very thin tho
07:00 <beagle> my bros new laptops way thinner than mine like half
07:00 <beagle> but oddly not as fast 3d power and cost twice much 3 years later
07:00 <SNAKE> i prefer older computers
07:00 <SNAKE> not too old
07:00 <SNAKE> but these new computers coming out i dont like
07:00 <beagle> im on a 2011
07:00 <SNAKE> mines a 2006 2005
07:00 <beagle> hey they seem quality
07:00 <SNAKE> runs linux fine
08:00 <beagle> lot my mates like linux
08:00 <beagle> i had it for a while
08:00 <beagle> ill keep on windas 7 tho 
08:00 <beagle> drunk i was gonna install mac os lol
08:00 <SNAKE> but i don't want one of these new computers that are only going to install some dodgy version of linux that has spyware shit like windows
08:00 <SNAKE> ie: ubuntu
08:00 <beagle> thats one i had
08:00 <SNAKE> ubuntu and windows are shit
08:00 <beagle> debian i heard is ok
09:00 <SNAKE> debian is alright
09:00 <beagle> i dont think it has directx
09:00 <beagle> so pc has to be real fast
09:00 <SNAKE> you can use wine
09:00 <SNAKE> emulator for windows
09:00 <SNAKE> try Fedora
09:00 <beagle> for same games and theyre way harder to mount install etc for me anyway i spent hours learning things used irissi etc 
10:00 <SNAKE> i don't like irssi
10:00 <beagle> went into this massive irc linux channel they told me heaps
10:00 <SNAKE> i use xchat
10:00 <faithless> https://www.jbhifi.com.au/computers-tablets/laptops/toshiba/toshiba-satellite-s70t-b00c-17-3-notebook/639307/
10:00 <beagle> nice
10:00 <SNAKE> but you can run mirc on linux
10:00 <beagle> irssi is like unix irc i think
10:00 <faithless> Harmon kaydon sound is brilliant
11:00 <SNAKE> Epic was one of the first IRC clients
11:00 <SNAKE> its based on ircII
12:00 <beagle> put massive amount of butter on this corn n all of it melted
12:00 <faithless> http://shopap.lenovo.com/in/en/smartphones/vibe/vibe-x2/
12:00 <faithless> 8cores in a smartphone
12:00 <SNAKE> it uses TCL script language
12:00 <beagle> 2 core 64 bit is fast
12:00 <faithless> Note: four high-intensity cores run at 2.0 GHz, while four low-intensity cores run at 1.69 GHz
13:00 <faithless> MediaTek 6595m 2.0 GHz 4G LTE True8Core™
13:00 <beagle> us auusies r tech ccrazy
13:00 <faithless> i use lenovo
14:00 <beagle> they r ok i heard
14:00 <beagle> bros new machine is asus i think 
14:00 <beagle> warm in here have heater on low
15:00 <beehhh> http://shop.lenovo.com/us/en/tablets/ideatab/miix-series/miix-2/
15:00 <beagle> i asked cpu in my desktop they say its 6600 but its 5600
17:00 <beagle> bee i might chat bit later in morning skype
17:00 <beagle> gonna rest again for while
17:00 <beehhh> im buying asus zenfhone 6 when its comes with kitkat
18:00 <beehhh> still selling with 4.3 upgrade to kitkat
18:00 <beehhh> yeah cool beagle sleep well
18:00 <beehhh> seeya
36:00 <SNAKE> who wants another beer
36:00 <SNAKE> man up
41:00 <SNAKE> LOLLLLLLLL
41:00 <SNAKE> u cunts are fucked
42:00 <SirLancelot> maybe they have passed out
43:00 <SNAKE> they're weak lolll
43:00 <SNAKE> pussy cunts
43:00 <SNAKE> they always crying and complaining
44:00 <SirLancelot> i am hearing you SNAKE
44:00 <SNAKE> This server is so dead now
44:00 <SirLancelot> it is
45:00 <SNAKE> the admins make it worse the way they act lol
45:00 <SirLancelot> maybe everyone left because of the whinging
45:00 <SNAKE> look at other networks
45:00 <SNAKE> they have massive channels
45:00 <SNAKE> nah man
45:00 <SNAKE> its the way they run it
46:00 <SNAKE> yeh and they always cryin whenever someone says like 1 word
46:00 <SNAKE> if they hadn't fallen asleep in their racing cars already
46:00 <SNAKE> they probably would have banned me
46:00 <SirLancelot> lol
51:00 <SNAKE> SirLancelot, You know Maurice ?
51:00 <SNAKE> she Fucked up a lot of channels on this server on purpose
51:00 <SNAKE> shes a dog faced cunt
52:00 <SNAKE> need a brick thrown in her face
52:00 <SirLancelot> don't know her
52:00 <SNAKE> shes a op in this channel
53:00 <SirLancelot> i don't come here that often on account of all the whinging
54:00 <SNAKE> hey screwss 
54:00 <SNAKE> Sappening
54:00 <screwss> bet everyone got g-ed up over tony abbots hospitalization
55:00 <screwss> just got home
55:00 <screwss> contemplating bed
55:00 <SNAKE> did he really go to hospital ?
55:00 <screwss> but with whatever i consumed i better brush teeth first
55:00 <screwss> read topic
55:00 <screwss> i dno?
55:00 <SNAKE> yer but is that true
55:00 <SNAKE> cause i didn't see it on news.com.au
56:00 <screwss> its probably a crock then
56:00 <screwss> to stir ppl up
57:00 <SNAKE> yer
57:00 <SNAKE> it is
58:00 <SNAKE> and the interview is a shit movie
58:00 <SNAKE> BlackDevil is a faggot
58:00 <SNAKE> needs a punch in the face
01:00 <screwss> yeh
01:00 <screwss> so tell me somethin i dont know ?
01:00 <screwss> anyways doesnt look like zloop has been around
01:00 <screwss> unless youve seen him?
01:00 <SNAKE> dont think i seen him
08:00 <SirLancelot> later SNAKE, be good
09:00 <screwss> lol
10:00 <SNAKE> im out of ciggies now
10:00 <SNAKE> Indian cunt at the service station should have a packet of winfield blue waiting for me
12:00 <screwss> lol
12:00 <screwss> not sure what to tell ya
13:00 <screwss> maybe a good time to start quitting
13:00 <screwss> it was your new yrs resolution neway
14:00 <SNAKE> fuck my neck is so sore
15:00 <screwss> seen the trailor to jurassic world yet? lot of naysayers out there. think ppl should calm the fk down tho, it is a science fiction movie!
16:00 <SNAKE> there is a new terminator film coming out next year
16:00 <SNAKE> genesis
16:00 <screwss> saw the trailor to that too
16:00 <screwss> everyones gettin hyped up for that
17:00 <SNAKE> terminator movies are usually pretty good
19:00 <screwss> they are fun to watch if u turn ur brain off
19:00 <screwss> the whole backwards and forwards theyre doin with the storyline is enough to stress you out
20:00 <SNAKE> i understand the story line
21:00 <screwss> judgement day is inevitable, now it can be avoided
21:00 <SNAKE> i wouldn't want judgement day to be avoided lol
21:00 <SNAKE> i would be like
21:00 <SNAKE> bring it on lol
21:00 <SNAKE> this is gonna be fun
21:00 <screwss> t2 was great right
22:00 <SNAKE> yeah 
22:00 <Ana_Ng> judge dredd
22:00 <screwss> then t3 took a dump on the franchise
22:00 <screwss> i know that the crew on terminator 3 had a huge job from the outset
22:00 <SNAKE> t3 wasn't that bad
22:00 <screwss> trying to top off one of the most critically acclaimed science fiction movies of all time
23:00 <screwss> yeh it wasnt terrible
23:00 <screwss> but i dno
23:00 <SNAKE> terminator 4
23:00 <SNAKE> salvation
23:00 <SNAKE> u seen that
23:00 <screwss> yes i have several times
23:00 <screwss> undecided on that film
23:00 <screwss> christian bale kinda rescued it
23:00 <SNAKE> you seen resident evil movies ?
24:00 <screwss> my bro's into those but i never got into it
24:00 <SNAKE> i like resident evil
24:00 <screwss> i think i saw the 2nd one, with bill nighty
25:00 <Ana_Ng> nighy
25:00 <screwss> thats the one
25:00 <screwss> used to watch aeon flux as a kid
25:00 <screwss> loved that shit
26:00 <screwss> probs cause of her outfit more than anything looking back
28:00 <SNAKE> i dunno what aeon flux was
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmmm
57:00 <screwss> aeon flux was a cartoon like anime sort of
58:00 <SNAKE> k
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am still in a food coma
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> But have tonwork today
07:00 <BlackDevil> josh
07:00 <Sponge> vaginally i'm very satisfied
07:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTHuIRg51Pw
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [Original] The "Last Christmas" Video You Will Ever Need (Dec 23, 2014) 2:46 - Category: Comedy - views - 13 likes (81.3%), 3 dislikes (18.8%)
13:00 <Sponge> my vagina never leaves me in peril 
16:00 <amsy> i
17:00 <BlackDevil> The Queensland Police Service is having a little fun at Nickelback's expense this Christmas.
17:00 <BlackDevil> The cops posted this photo of one of their recently unwrapped CDs on Facebook along with the following message:
17:00 <BlackDevil> Police media team report a suspicious package has been received as part of the office secret Santa. It will now be destroyed
17:00 <BlackDevil> Apparently hating on Nickelback has now become an international pastime.
35:00 <BlackDevil> Jeb Bush, eyeing presidency, quits firm that's profited from Obamacare
36:00 <SNAKE> Put wings on pigs
59:00 <SNAKE> you little devil
07:00 <BlackDevil> have you ever had a sore vagina?
07:00 <beagle> https://www.facebook.com/topic/Hong-Kong/113317605345751?source=whfrt&position=1&trqid=6096853525004895594
08:00 <BlackDevil> yea seen it
26:00 <SNAKE> That's my paper now
26:00 <SNAKE> Next time put it in the bank
27:00 <BlackDevil> or close the door
40:00 <Ryl> tony abbott in hospital huh
40:00 <Ryl> he should settle down abit
41:00 <Ryl> he tries too hard to keep up with this 'action man' reputation
41:00 <Ryl> and he is also under pressure to look like some sorta active tough man compared to putin
22:00 <BlackDevil> Watch Eminem Reveal He's Gay
31:00 <Pieter> downloaded web rip of the interview , i already know its gonna be shit 
31:00 <Pieter> fucking shops were open early this morning :)
31:00 <Pieter> there were fuckloads of people lined up n shit , and the transport wasnt even runnign yet !
43:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter
43:00 <BlackDevil> watching
43:00 <BlackDevil> the
43:00 <BlackDevil> interview
59:00 <BlackDevil> so the interview
00:00 <BlackDevil> was released
00:00 <BlackDevil> and no one died
16:00 <Lumeah> Ok... 
16:00 <Lumeah> Morning! 
16:00 <Lumeah> :p
16:00 <BlackDevil> ?
22:00 <BlackDevil> Lumeah
22:00 <BlackDevil> guess what
22:00 <BlackDevil> im watching a movie
23:00 <Lumeah> ... 
23:00 <Lumeah> What....? 
23:00 <Lumeah> Whoohoo
23:00 <Lumeah> G rated? 
23:00 <Lumeah> BOX TROLLS? 
27:00 <BlackDevil> one of the banned movies
27:00 <Lumeah> BlackDevil: guess what.. You're not going to tell me.. Really? .. Good! 
40:00 <Pieter> much warmer now 
40:00 <Pieter> this morning was freezing:(
40:00 <Pieter> or still is
41:00 <Lumeah> Hey Piety Piet! 
48:00 <bi-james> hey lumeah :)
56:00 <Pieter> haylo:)
05:00 <BlackDevil> just finished the interview
08:00 <Pieter> yeh ill watch it when i get back
08:00 <Pieter> 15 freekin degrees better throw on 100 jumpers
16:00 <Christopher> its raining
17:00 <StrykingChristmas> Hello Christopher
18:00 <StrykingChristmas> How are those voices mate?
18:00 <StrykingChristmas> Quiet for Christmas?
25:00 <simba> be nice to a fellow alco
27:00 <Christopher> hi simba
27:00 <Christopher> 420
28:00 <simba> 452
29:00 <Christopher> what that weed and 1/2 a slab
29:00 <Christopher> ?
31:00 <simba> yes
31:00 <simba> an oz + 32 bucks for red bull
33:00 <Christopher> lols
33:00 <Christopher> l ^   ^
33:00 <Christopher> o/^\^/^\
33:00 <Christopher> v\\\ ///
33:00 <Christopher> e(  Y  )
33:00 <Christopher> d '\ /;
33:00 <Christopher> !   V
35:00 <simba> what is this nonsense
35:00 <Christopher> haha
35:00 <Christopher> thats a heart the wept
35:00 <Christopher> that
36:00 <Christopher> m   ^   ^
36:00 <Christopher> e  / \ / \
36:00 <Christopher> o ( O) (* )     
36:00 <Christopher> w  \= Y =/
36:00 <Christopher> !   W W W 
36:00 <simba> i thought it was a fart that slept
36:00 <Christopher> oh
37:00 <simba> what did u get from satna chris
37:00 <Christopher> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10888583_1577722719129837_6810456903125657580_n.jpg?oh=e79a7e4b02e5f410d343838cf299f87d&oe=553382B7&__gda__=1429079612_482efc19a6979f5cd2e2999080c8fcb3
38:00 <Christopher> fucken king of slash ascii
39:00 <simba> u got an ascii kit?
39:00 <Christopher> nah
40:00 <Christopher> just text editor
40:00 <Christopher> Ӊi
40:00 <simba> yea keep it to screencaps busta
40:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oLv_n_8qX0&feature=youtu.be
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: matrix (Dec 25, 2014) 2:51 - Category: Music - 3 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
41:00 <Fez> Hi demonsrun
41:00 <DemonsRun> Hi
44:00 <Fez> Warner is shit
45:00 <Christopher> what
49:00 <stebie> morning all
49:00 <stebie> how was our christmases?
49:00 <stebie> *were
53:00 <DemonsRun> Fucking brilliant! Yours stebie?
54:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmish!
58:00 <simba> plenty of food
58:00 <simba> and for some reason, pepsi max :\\\\\
58:00 <simba> disgusteing
59:00 <DemonsRun> That is disgusting
59:00 <MrMark> its me again!
59:00 <DemonsRun> I'm debating on bracing the sales
01:00 <MrMark> noo!
02:00 <simba> do the online sales
05:00 <MrMark> yeah
05:00 <simba> "call mum" "call mother" "call mum" "FUUUUUCKKKKKKK"- person using siri 
06:00 <simba> i dont think anything iphones do that is supposed to make ur life easier actually make it easier
07:00 <stebie> pepsi max is the best!!!
07:00 <stebie> DemonsRun, mine was good too, still have presents to unwrap
07:00 <stebie> what did you get?
08:00 <DemonsRun> I got, a voucher for a holiday, a new diary for next year, money and I think that's it
09:00 <stebie> any plans for that voucher?
12:00 <couleurs> u-hu!!!!!!!!!
14:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah Phillip island or echuca I'm thinking 
16:00 <couleurs> k
16:00 <stebie> very nice, DemonsRun
16:00 <stebie> hi couleurs merry xmas
16:00 <DemonsRun> I thought so lol
16:00 <couleurs> agreed.
17:00 <couleurs> marry xmaus!!!!!!!!!
17:00 <Pieter> shut up couleurs
17:00 <British^Meat> ugh simba, dude at work got a windows phone just coz it has cortana from halo, or some shit
17:00 <couleurs> i drank so much but don't have a hangover so that's kool
17:00 <British^Meat> those apps/progs are virtually useless
18:00 <Pieter> my hangover only lasted an hour when i woke up 
18:00 <Pieter> centrum seems to help dramatically
18:00 <Pieter> from aaaaaa to zinc
18:00 <BlackDevil> i watched 6 movies today
18:00 <BlackDevil> what did you do?
18:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <simba> kitana from halo kombat
19:00 <British^Meat> hotness
19:00 <couleurs> multivitamins are gay
19:00 <British^Meat> i wonder who the hottest female kombatant was...
19:00 <BlackDevil> i am
19:00 <Pieter> im popping 10 vitamin tablets every day :/
19:00 <couleurs> sonier brade
19:00 <Pieter> IM A PILL POPPER !
20:00 <British^Meat> who's the one with the ugly head...
20:00 <British^Meat> and sais
20:00 <Pieter> YOU
20:00 <British^Meat> she was hot, except her head coz u know, it was barakas head
20:00 <simba> all i can think of are females from street fighter and soul calibur
21:00 <couleurs> snub sero
21:00 <British^Meat> Ivy Valentine, my fave
21:00 <simba> sonya blade
21:00 <British^Meat> i was pretty good at her in soul calibs
21:00 <British^Meat> but she sucked in everyone after that
21:00 <British^Meat> Mileena, tghat was her
21:00 <simba> princess peach ;D
21:00 <British^Meat> lol
21:00 <couleurs> oh yea the purple 1
22:00 <British^Meat> oh gawd
22:00 <couleurs> turtle kombat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <BlackDevil> couleurs
22:00 <couleurs> rox
23:00 <BlackDevil> is a trap
24:00 <couleurs> https://33.media.tumblr.com/857aaafe60c53fe54977861aaf546951/tumblr_mpo0uyf6u21qzsq0xo1_400.gif
26:00 <simba> my gfs mum got the lil bro a skateboard for xmas and helmet and pads and she wrapped it all up as a giant dick https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10422542_10203515085897175_7614927452856660178_n.jpg?oh=80a08ba7eeed7c04e9b39962e56e36ed&oe=552EF146&__gda__=1429701177_44c5a0fc39674976efca108f96cf50ec
26:00 <simba> and supposedly he cried for hours when he got it
26:00 <simba> ;~((~
26:00 <British^Meat> why he cry?
26:00 <British^Meat> oh, happy?
26:00 <couleurs> lmao
26:00 <simba> no
26:00 <simba> 9 year olds are prob hell insecure about gayness
26:00 <British^Meat> lol
27:00 <simba> she is hilarious
27:00 <couleurs> that rox
32:00 <stebie> lol simba, that's awesome
33:00 <simba> merry christmas stebie!!!!
33:00 <stebie> merry christmas to you too good sir!!
36:00 <couleurs> https://33.media.tumblr.com/d67cdbfe798fa0b67458d3000a8de547/tumblr_nge6hopau51r7ykhso1_1280.jpg
36:00 <couleurs> blazin'
40:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/Mq-aVCUs2Q0
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Skrillex - Dirty Vibe with Diplo, CL, & G-Dragon (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (Dec 17, 2014) 2:51 - Category: Music - 3,440,331 views - 88,113 likes (91.9%), 7,790 dislikes (8.1%)
40:00 <couleurs> lol what even is this pls
41:00 <BlackDevil> not nickleback
42:00 <simba> g dragon is that wicked j pop guy
42:00 <British^Meat> https://33.media.tumblr.com/4d9d5a039fbf235fecad1aa95e09ac11/tumblr_nh5xr54FkO1u50mwxo1_1280.jpg
43:00 <British^Meat> SImba, i fin
43:00 <simba> lol this music
43:00 <simba> im in a club
43:00 <simba> umm that woman is exposing her vagina British^Meat
44:00 <simba> nintendo is taking that down any second
44:00 <British^Meat> its a male kid in the orange, but the red one is allllllllllllllllllllll woman
44:00 <British^Meat> and i think you're right
44:00 <simba> lol 2 crotch shots and an ass shot
47:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dug5Pkdvc1E
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rich Gang, Rich Homie Quan - Milk Marie (Dec 15, 2014) 3:16 - Category: Music - 656,104 views - 5,924 likes (92.2%), dislikes (7.8%)
47:00 <couleurs> lmao RIP music
47:00 <couleurs> what is happening
48:00 <couleurs> why is this a mainstream
50:00 <Pieter> ouch my bum :(
50:00 <Pieter> oh boy oh boy oh boy
50:00 <BlackDevil> Pieter
50:00 <BlackDevil> watching porn?
50:00 <Pieter> me
50:00 <Pieter> no
51:00 <BlackDevil> why not
51:00 <simba> that guy actually sounds 1 step away from RAED
51:00 <Pieter> cos!
51:00 <couleurs> lol
51:00 <couleurs> RiCH HoMiE QUaN
52:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtd3H3Qdi8
52:00 <couleurs> G_DraGoNs CuZ
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tinchy Stryder & The Chuckle Brothers | To Me, To You (Bruv) [Music Video]: SBTV (Oct 22, 2014) 3:57 - Category: Music - 2,274,883 views - 24,928 likes (94.5%), 1,441 dislikes (5.5%)
52:00 <simba> dis da wak shit
53:00 <Pieter> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10449456_10152946800153259_7922225822194439951_n.jpg?oh=50a59c17329b2bcaadb18cb854406776&oe=553F97C7&__gda__=1426322594_9ff1b326fbb451d0bce44a8102fbd22d
53:00 <Pieter> look at my lil baaaaaaby
53:00 <Pieter> it sprouted over night :)))
53:00 <British^Meat> lol
53:00 <British^Meat> looks like a cum shot
54:00 <BlackDevil> weed
54:00 <BlackDevil> nice
54:00 <Pieter> it was
54:00 <couleurs> methamplantathine
54:00 <Pieter> shut up couleurs !
54:00 <Pieter> im gonna ass fuck your players soon
55:00 <Pieter> i been practicing
55:00 <couleurs> ok
58:00 <British^Meat> soon i shall acquire my ps4
58:00 <British^Meat> but not fifa
58:00 <British^Meat> fukkit
58:00 <Pieter> ya gotta
58:00 <British^Meat> pfft
59:00 <Pieter> im no soccer player but im a fifarer
00:00 <British^Meat> weird
01:00 <British^Meat> im not a plumber but im a marioer
02:00 <couleurs> me 2
02:00 <Pieter> grrr phone says its windy
02:00 <Pieter> yep trees say its windy too
03:00 <Pieter> wanted to go up the hill on the bike but its gonna be too much work :(
05:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, Pieter 
05:00 <Pieter> in a minute
07:00 <British^Meat> indeed
07:00 <British^Meat> sometimes when these blokes type i think "do they really know why they typed, like, what was the point of that line of text"
07:00 <British^Meat> seems Pieter feels a need to tell us his phone things its windy
08:00 <British^Meat> and that he wanted to go up a hill on his bike
08:00 <British^Meat> he wanted us to know this
09:00 <couleurs> agreed.
09:00 <British^Meat> thats all well and good Pieter
10:00 <British^Meat> but i gotta be honest, i really dont give a shit what your phone thinks
11:00 <Pieter> hahahaha eminem saying hes gay
11:00 <Pieter> oh wtf , he really is gay
11:00 <Pieter> =)
12:00 <couleurs> being gay is kool
13:00 <British^Meat> this is a useful sentance Pieter, use your new skills well
13:00 <British^Meat> he is really a gay?
14:00 <simba> no
14:00 <simba> but on the flip side, arent they all?
15:00 <simba> The rapper is just one of many celebrities who pokes fun of himself with a cameo in the controversial new comedy "The Interview."
15:00 <simba> lol Pieter cant google
15:00 <stebie> lol, so he thought he came out in a movie?
15:00 <stebie> :\
16:00 <stebie> i think they call it acting
16:00 <couleurs> lol
16:00 <couleurs> Pieter thinks movies are 4 real
16:00 <couleurs> F*cken I*et
17:00 <simba> The Interview was a real interview
17:00 <stebie> fook mi
18:00 <simba> fook yu
18:00 <simba> lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBU_-BEiQaI
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wild Boyz Video Promoting NDS (Jul 8, 2009) 0:32 - Category: Comedy - 9,985 views - 44 likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
19:00 <simba> nintendo ds + wildboyz im in heaven!!!!!!
19:00 <couleurs> W*ld B*yz
20:00 <simba> jackass mtv cribs: yo this ma siick wheels i think its a lambo it was like 250k *crashes into tree*
21:00 <couleurs> haha stupid sk8er boi
27:00 <Pieter> hehehe im liking this moovie so far
27:00 <amsy> cya l8r boi
28:00 <BlackDevil> what movie baby?
34:00 <BlackDevil> Wayne was cremated in California
46:00 <Pieter> sony and microsoft servers were ddos'd
46:00 <Pieter> lets blame north korea again
46:00 <BlackDevil> lol
46:00 <BlackDevil> what movie did you watch babe?
47:00 <Pieter> watching the interview now 
49:00 <BlackDevil> yea i watched it
25:00 <British^Meat> Pieter, not my wii u 
26:00 <BlackDevil>  he wee's me
49:00 <Christopher> fried
56:00 <Pieter> oooer
57:00 <Pieter> PIETER IS ALL DAAAAAT
01:00 <pEDDLE`pIET> bbl
02:00 <British^Meat> pEDDLE`pIET didnt think when he typed "bbl"
02:00 <British^Meat> Since he hasnt chatted for a while, and it was all dribble anyways
02:00 <British^Meat> but he felt a need to let us know he will be back later even though he has been idling and speaking nonsense
02:00 <British^Meat> I thought u were progressing pieter
06:00 <DemonsRun> Okay, last time I drop in and out
07:00 <British^Meat> promise?
11:00 <Taco> Remember how I was saying last night that BM is the opposite of B1
11:00 <Taco> Do you see my point now?
12:00 <Taco> The interesting thing is I once asked BM to list the people he likes talking to, and he listed you, even though I'm not sure at that point he'd even spoken to you. Great work
12:00 <stebie> isn't the term drivel, not dribble?
12:00 <British^Meat> indeed
13:00 <British^Meat> also Taco i once told u all the ppl i do like
13:00 <British^Meat> tell me, shall i do that to you again?
13:00 <Taco> Sure, its entertaining
13:00 <British^Meat> ok, i will do that, and ye can compare all those i do like and thos ei dont
13:00 <British^Meat> i like ChanOP
13:00 <British^Meat> Longie
13:00 <British^Meat> stebie
13:00 <British^Meat> WebbY
13:00 <British^Meat> simba
13:00 <British^Meat> matrix[a]
13:00 <British^Meat> ^matty^
13:00 <stebie> i like lamp
14:00 <British^Meat> i have to give it a break for a mo or i'll be kicked...
15:00 <British^Meat> Acem
15:00 <British^Meat> Adam81
15:00 <British^Meat> Adonis
15:00 <British^Meat> amsy
15:00 <British^Meat> aura-DEF
15:00 <British^Meat> Bozza
15:00 <British^Meat> darkfyre
15:00 <British^Meat> DemonsRun
15:00 <British^Meat> i have to give it a break again for a mo or i'll be kicked...
18:00 <British^Meat> DoC
18:00 <British^Meat> doctor
18:00 <British^Meat> dragen
18:00 <British^Meat> DragonM|A
18:00 <simba> .
18:00 <British^Meat> erlich
18:00 <British^Meat> Floss
19:00 <British^Meat> simba shh, i have to explain this to Taco troll again
19:00 <British^Meat> frayedknot
19:00 <British^Meat> g^style
19:00 <simba> dont
19:00 <British^Meat> i have to give it a break once again for a mo or i'll be kicked...
19:00 <British^Meat> simba has instraucted me to stop, and as a loyal chatter i feel I should. Do you think i have made my point clear Taco?
19:00 <Taco> no you haven't, you're just listing /names
20:00 <Taco> use some criteria like, people you actually talk to, and who mutually like conversing with you
20:00 <Taco> but I forgot, I'm a troll
20:00 <British^Meat> do u really want me to?
20:00 <simba> whats ur business who he talks to 
20:00 <Taco> activating everyones highlight isn't trolling
21:00 <British^Meat> i know not who uses highlight
21:00 <British^Meat> do u use highlight?
22:00 <British^Meat> no Taco
22:00 <British^Meat> dont pm me
22:00 <British^Meat> i have held shift and closed your window wihtout even reading
22:00 <British^Meat> stop
23:00 <frayedknot> hi British^Meat 
23:00 <Taco> ok
23:00 <British^Meat> greetings frayedknot
23:00 <British^Meat> i noted that i liked you
23:00 <frayedknot> you were desperately scanning the userlist for people who were alive?
24:00 <British^Meat> nah, taco wanted me to list everyone i liked
24:00 <British^Meat> again
25:00 <simba> Taco is a lil rebel he mustve got My Lil Anarchist Set for xmas
25:00 <Taco> actually I got a box of sawdust
25:00 <Taco> legit
25:00 <Taco> for smoking trout
26:00 <simba> kool d00d
26:00 <Taco> Only I would get excited about a box of sawdust
50:00 <Christopher> made th veronicas say cunt in a song
50:00 <Christopher> thats what i did today
51:00 <Christopher> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/so-me
52:00 <Christopher> and make them sorta rap
59:00 <BlackDevil> you and shads have shit music
03:00 <Christopher> its sez sue me
03:00 <Christopher> serve ing cracker
03:00 <Christopher> cred
06:00 <sm0k3> drink up faggots
22:00 <Christopher> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/soome
22:00 <Christopher> delete other one made better
29:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oLv_n_8qX0&feature=youtu.be
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: matrix (Dec 25, 2014) 2:51 - Category: Music - 5 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
35:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATByV-b0eb8
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Swipebass live minimal techno version (Dec 1, 2014) 6:11 - Category: Music - 60 views views - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
36:00 <TheRon> rebel rebel you've torn your dress and your face is a mess
40:00 <DemonsRun> Skirmish: You there yet?
41:00 <TheRon> how about that cricket hey
49:00 <DIgerati> hewwo
49:00 <DIgerati> my name is Dr Sbaitso
49:00 <TheRon> oh harro!!
49:00 <DIgerati> hey man :)
50:00 <DIgerati> lost 100 at pokies, but still in front 200 :)
50:00 <TheRon> bonus
50:00 <DIgerati> what a stupid addiction i have
50:00 <Fez> Ron,the
50:00 <DIgerati> considering i am somewhat of a programmer
50:00 <TheRon> no worse than cigarettes
50:00 <DIgerati> i should know better than to play pokies
51:00 <DIgerati> shit happens
51:00 <Taco> you know sometimes I cook dinner, so therefore I am a chef
51:00 <Taco> 5 star
51:00 <Taco> legit
51:00 <DIgerati> dude, i am not in the profession
52:00 <Taco> then stop saying you are
52:00 <DIgerati> but i know how to program in C
52:00 <DIgerati> all i know is this
52:00 <Taco> programmer = profession
52:00 <DIgerati> poker machines are a program
52:00 <Taco> I don't care what you know, because you don't know shit
52:00 <TheRon> i can use excel a bit does that count?
52:00 <DIgerati> if a doctor is retired and not practising does that make him a doctor ?
53:00 <Taco> no, it makes him a retired doctor
53:00 <DIgerati> no
53:00 <Taco> is that really hard to understand?
53:00 <DIgerati> it makes him Dr
53:00 <DIgerati> that's his title
53:00 <DIgerati> and what he has earned and gained
53:00 <Taco> incorrect
53:00 <Taco> Rt. Dr.
53:00 <TheRon> actually his degree makes him the doctor
53:00 <DIgerati> totally always correct
53:00 <DIgerati> yes
53:00 <DIgerati> that's what i was about to sau
53:00 <DIgerati> his degree
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you are full of shit
54:00 <DIgerati> he will die a doctor
54:00 <DIgerati> and that is that
54:00 <Bastardly_One> let's see ... I've heard
54:00 <DIgerati> nothing you can say will change his title
54:00 <Bastardly_One> army, engineer, bodyguard, programmer
54:00 <Ana_Ng> you don't have to be a practicing doctor, just have the degree
54:00 <Ana_Ng> hence all the people with doctorates who aren't physicians, yet use the title
54:00 <DIgerati> exactly ana
54:00 <DIgerati> they dont know
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a Doctor
55:00 <DIgerati> guy's peace...  :)
55:00 <Ana_Ng> where did you get your degree
55:00 <DIgerati> sorry
55:00 <Ana_Ng> 3
55:00 <DIgerati> VUT
55:00 <Bastardly_One> vet sciences
55:00 <Ana_Ng> 2
55:00 <Ana_Ng> 1
55:00 <DIgerati> i am a footscray boy
55:00 <Ana_Ng> fail
55:00 <Bastardly_One> melb uni
55:00 <DIgerati> VUT is fail
55:00 <DIgerati> VUT is the most poorest
55:00 <DIgerati> but i did 4 years at VUT
55:00 <Bastardly_One> when?
55:00 <DIgerati> 27 years ago
56:00 <Bastardly_One> BULLSHIT
56:00 <Bastardly_One> VUT didn't exist then
56:00 <DIgerati> FIT
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you might of west to Western TAFE
56:00 <DIgerati> Footscray Institute Of Technology
56:00 <DIgerati> ok
56:00 <DIgerati> sorry
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the TAFE
56:00 <DIgerati> yes
56:00 <DIgerati> barkly and ballarat rd
56:00 <DIgerati> indeed
57:00 <Taco> Did you earn your doctorate in programming at tafe?
57:00 <DIgerati> 2 campuses
57:00 <Bastardly_One> actually they do them at hoppers crossing
57:00 <DIgerati> one on buckly street
57:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 campuses
57:00 <DIgerati> and one on ballarat rd
57:00 <TheRon> whats the form like at these tafe's?
57:00 <DIgerati> 3 :) ?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and in hoppers
57:00 <DIgerati> oh cool
57:00 <DIgerati> didn't know that man
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I did it once at hoppers 25 yrs ago
57:00 <Ana_Ng> VUT opened in 1966
57:00 <DIgerati> FIT ana
58:00 <DIgerati> this is my old school
58:00 <DIgerati> high school
58:00 <DIgerati> year 12
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah like Swinburne Uni
58:00 <TheRon> have the chicks at these tafes got big knockers?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> they payed for the uni title
58:00 <DIgerati> footscray technical school, Bastardly_One
58:00 <Ana_Ng> "payed"?
58:00 <DIgerati> it was footscray tech
58:00 <Ana_Ng> nice use of a non-word, doctor
58:00 <DIgerati> that it became FIT
58:00 <DIgerati> from a school
59:00 <DIgerati> all in all, i guess i spent 16 years of schooling in that shit place
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a communiations lecturer who hated the uni and she told us all about how Swinburne purchased their title for big money
59:00 <DIgerati> ooops
59:00 <DIgerati> i added primary school
59:00 <DIgerati> what a dumb cunt i am
59:00 <DIgerati> 10 years sorry
59:00 <DIgerati> 10 years at foootscray campus
59:00 <TheRon> the uneducated generally use the word cunt
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng, I am a part animal doctor though
00:00 <beagle> i hang around people that used it a lot n started saying it i dont use that word
00:00 <Ana_Ng> part?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I studied vetinary science
00:00 <TheRon> i'm a part gynaecologist
00:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah i can read, you already said that
00:00 <Bastardly_One> had a mental breakdown ... never went bac
00:00 <beagle> my mother hates swearing lol soon as their kids grow up parents swear educated or not seem
00:00 <DIgerati> before Footscray Institute Of Technology it was Footscray Technical School, in the days of high school or tech school, acka HSC
00:00 <Ana_Ng> and you got your doctorate
00:00 <Bastardly_One> *back
00:00 <DIgerati> ana
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no ... I was talking shit on that 
01:00 <Ana_Ng> ok, not-doctor
01:00 <Bastardly_One> did the first 3 yrs
01:00 <Ana_Ng> my friend used to bathe cats
01:00 <DIgerati> i spent all up 10 years at what is called VUT now
01:00 <DIgerati> and it is a shit place
01:00 <DIgerati> trust me
01:00 <Bastardly_One> then couldn't do the final year due to a nice breakdown
01:00 <Ana_Ng> that convinced him not to pursue veterinary school
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <DIgerati> ana, i programmed CAT scan, we were the first students, studied engineering and science
02:00 <Lumeah> How canu be a part gyno? 
02:00 <Lumeah> :p
02:00 <Ana_Ng> cool
02:00 <Lumeah> Just the outside? Lol
02:00 <Ana_Ng> only on the weekends
02:00 <DIgerati> last time i programmed was in 1998
02:00 <DIgerati> since then i been on pension
02:00 <Ana_Ng> my former boyf had a speculum
02:00 <DIgerati> lots of elite programmers i seen
02:00 <DIgerati> 20 year olds that know shit loads more than i
02:00 <Ana_Ng> when he said he wanted to play doctor, he wasn't kidding
03:00 <Bastardly_One> depends which hole it went
03:00 <Bastardly_One> just sayin'
03:00 <DIgerati> anyone in this room do programming ?
03:00 <TheRon> so playing doctor wasn't code?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
03:00 <DIgerati> what lang ?
03:00 <Ana_Ng> you know there is freenode.net if you want to talk programming
03:00 <sm0k3> c
04:00 <DIgerati> i dont know shit about programming anymore ana
04:00 <Bastardly_One> basic, cobalt, pascal, machine, VB, c++, Java
04:00 <DIgerati> i love to see ppl coding
04:00 <Bastardly_One> html, css
04:00 <DIgerati> cobol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> php
04:00 <DIgerati> database
04:00 <TheRon> i used to be able to programme my vcr to tape the next nights footy
04:00 <DIgerati> pascal, science
04:00 <sm0k3> i code 0day exploits for the north korean military cyberwar division
05:00 <Ana_Ng> i need to find a new job that doesn't involve sitting on my ass all day
05:00 <DIgerati> your going to think i am nuts and lame, but the best lang i think is VB
05:00 <sm0k3> visual
05:00 <sm0k3> VB is applications
05:00 <DIgerati> vb6
05:00 <DIgerati> yes
05:00 <sm0k3> i used vb5
05:00 <TheRon> VB is  beer
05:00 <DIgerati> i got it on original cd
06:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder how busy it is "down the street"
06:00 <Bastardly_One> could be some good bargains
06:00 <sm0k3> i used to have it on cd
06:00 <sm0k3> but some fat kid borrowed it off me
06:00 <sm0k3> didn't give it back
06:00 <DIgerati> haha
06:00 <sm0k3> the book and everything
06:00 <DIgerati> rofl
06:00 <sm0k3> at tafe
07:00 <DIgerati> wish i knew how to program my own OS
07:00 <sm0k3> Unix is interesting
07:00 <DIgerati> fuck that would be l33t
07:00 <Bastardly_One> VB shitted me
07:00 <sm0k3> like a lot of firmware hardware has unix on it
07:00 <DIgerati> unix v was nic
07:00 <sm0k3> and it was made by AT&T
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh someone did Cert III
07:00 <DIgerati> used them at vut
07:00 <TheRon> vb is alright but boag's is better
07:00 <Bastardly_One> to do unix
07:00 <sm0k3> people probably shouldnt fuck around with Unix
07:00 <sm0k3> could do crazy shit with it
08:00 <sm0k3> more things run unix than you think
08:00 <DIgerati> could code a game to if you got the right compiler
08:00 <TheRon> i hate programming shit
08:00 <sm0k3> yer i hate coding myself
08:00 <TheRon> get me a decent pair of tits to look at any day
09:00 <DIgerati> fucking hated what was not VUT in the 80's, it was FIT, and used to cop the belt
09:00 <sm0k3> really
09:00 <DIgerati> fucking cunt pedos
09:00 <DIgerati> totally man
09:00 <sm0k3> the cane ?
09:00 <DIgerati> swear on my mom
09:00 <DIgerati> god rest
09:00 <sm0k3> how old are you
09:00 <DIgerati> yeah the barbers belt
09:00 <DIgerati> 47
09:00 <sm0k3> lol
09:00 <sm0k3> old cunt
09:00 <TheRon> now he can't do without the whips and chains apparently
10:00 <DIgerati> not old, just close to it
10:00 <sm0k3> why are you on D$P
10:00 <DIgerati> we nearly stabbed a cunt teacher in school
10:00 <DIgerati> dude, been on and off dsp since i had bilateral surgery to brain
10:00 <DIgerati> overdeveloped brain
11:00 <DIgerati> from genius to a retard
11:00 <DIgerati> sturge weber syndrome
11:00 <Lumeah> So. 
11:00 <DIgerati> mikhail gorbachov had it to
11:00 <DIgerati> so what
12:00 <DIgerati> ppl far worse off than me man
12:00 <Lumeah> Why can't u work 
12:00 <TheRon> DIgerati: is that the overwhelming need to cook bbq on the weber?? 
12:00 <DIgerati> going slowly blind
12:00 <DIgerati> one eye is blind
12:00 <DIgerati> the other slowly
12:00 <sm0k3> do you smoke ?
12:00 <Lumeah> Dam
12:00 <DIgerati> hahaha ron
13:00 <DIgerati> hey, i like my bandana and eye patch
13:00 <DIgerati> :)
13:00 <beagle> pirate
13:00 <Ana_Ng> eating leftovers from xmas dinner
13:00 <DIgerati> totally suck on microsofts cock all day beagle
13:00 <Ana_Ng> half a gyro that's about a half kg
13:00 <DIgerati> beagle, i can get you a job
13:00 <DIgerati> better than the shit you do all day
13:00 <DIgerati> hi beagle
14:00 <DIgerati> ana, they make good kebabs here in moonee ponds
14:00 <DIgerati> i dont live far from there
14:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to ask who had food and they should give it to me 
14:00 <Ana_Ng> i like the idea of the eternal shwarma
14:00 <DIgerati> i got veg food for next 3 months
15:00 <Ana_Ng> as much as you slice from it, it never runs out
15:00 <DIgerati> i am 120kg, fat cunt, i am 6'3 and need to lose weight
15:00 <Bastardly_One> is that the lamb on the spit?
15:00 <TheRon> homemade pizza tonight to use up some ham
15:00 <Ana_Ng> ya
15:00 <DIgerati> lamb on the spit is epic
15:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't know it's name
15:00 <Ana_Ng> not so bad
15:00 <Ana_Ng> i am about 100kg
16:00 <Bastardly_One> pfffffffffffffft
16:00 <Bastardly_One> fat fucks
16:00 <sm0k3> ill give the rest of the turkey to the dog
16:00 <DIgerati> i love eating the skin the most on lamb on spit
16:00 <Bastardly_One> 58kg I am 
16:00 <Ana_Ng> 10kg of that is tits though
16:00 <Bastardly_One> probably less
16:00 <TheRon> i love tits
16:00 <sm0k3> i ate all the Prawns
16:00 <TheRon> tits are much more interesting than programming
17:00 <DIgerati> tiger prawns ?
17:00 <Lumeah> Do are peniss. 
17:00 <sm0k3> tiger?
17:00 <DIgerati> i eat the head of the prawn as well
17:00 <Lumeah> So. *
17:00 <Lumeah> Are 
17:00 <DIgerati> it's crude to throw it away
17:00 <Lumeah> Peni *
18:00 <sm0k3> hmm
18:00 <DIgerati> how would you like to get ya head chopped off and be thrown in the bin ?
18:00 <DIgerati> that's sick
18:00 <sm0k3> adelaide markets always has good fresh seafood
18:00 <DIgerati> so i eat the prawns head
19:00 <sm0k3> the asian food court at adelaide markets is superb
19:00 <TheRon> oh yeah and i like nickleback
19:00 <DIgerati> i would love to eat the head of the fish, but only certain fish
19:00 <DIgerati> the fish i love the most is king george whiting
19:00 <Ana_Ng> eyeballs are supposedly delicious
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I am hungry *whines*
19:00 <Ana_Ng> i see ducks eating them
19:00 <DIgerati> eyes are nice
19:00 <TheRon> i like chilled monkey brains
19:00 <DIgerati> eaten lambs brains
19:00 <Ana_Ng> bears will eat just the brains when fish are plentiful
19:00 <sm0k3> Do you eat the eye balls ?
20:00 <DIgerati> yeah
20:00 <sm0k3> Bastardly_One, Go to Hungry Jacks
20:00 <sm0k3> aka Burger King
20:00 <DIgerati> you suck the eye balls out man
20:00 <DIgerati> and swallow, don't chew
20:00 <sm0k3> cook it a little ?
20:00 <DIgerati> indeed
20:00 <sm0k3> hmmm
20:00 <DIgerati> griled or boiled
20:00 <DIgerati> no other way
20:00 <sm0k3> good for u
20:00 <sm0k3> i eat the eye balls raw
21:00 <DIgerati> snapper is good boiled with potatoes, onions, carrots
21:00 <beagle> aussie hideout is open over on pal
21:00 <DIgerati> fuck pal
21:00 <beagle> hangout make that
21:00 <sm0k3> i dont have paltalk on this linux
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you should be banned for spamming
21:00 <sm0k3> doesn't work on here
21:00 <DIgerati> pals ads have gone server side beagle
21:00 <sm0k3> paltalk is fucken shit anyway
21:00 <DIgerati> i read the forum
22:00 <sm0k3> NSA 
22:00 <DIgerati> even if you use an ad blocker they still can redirect you
22:00 <DIgerati> nsa prism project on paltalk
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you do realise as of next week
22:00 <DIgerati> my nick is 15 years old beagle
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that Facebook will have full right to read everything you do
22:00 <sm0k3> paltalk was apart of the prism thing
22:00 <DIgerati> i am admin in some of the top rooms
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and give it to third parties right?
22:00 <DIgerati> i aint installing paltalk ever again
23:00 <DIgerati> fuck them
23:00 <sm0k3> there is a Politics rooms
23:00 <DIgerati> i am on clean format here
23:00 <sm0k3> the politics rooms are the only funny ones
23:00 <sm0k3> cause you get bleeding heart emos going in there
23:00 <sm0k3> wah wah wah
23:00 <DIgerati> never have installed paltalk on this clean install
23:00 <sm0k3> talkin for hours
23:00 <sm0k3> paltalk is a windows application
23:00 <DIgerati> smok, i love no agena
23:00 <DIgerati> no agenda
23:00 <DIgerati> its in the politics room
24:00 <TheRon> vagina is good
24:00 <DIgerati> englishrobga is the admin in "no agenda chat"
24:00 <sm0k3> i used to prefer skypecasts
24:00 <sm0k3> before they banned it
24:00 <DIgerati> i ranted for hours in their
25:00 <DIgerati> over 70 ppl in the room always
25:00 <DIgerati> and 100's of members
25:00 <sm0k3> there used to be a site on the skype website that you could start a skypecast so people would see
25:00 <DIgerati> no agenda chat
25:00 <sm0k3> then they got rid of it
25:00 <DIgerati> beagle
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I just found an interesting website
25:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.enabledemployment.com/
25:00 <sm0k3> Those politics rooms though
25:00 <Bastardly_One> for people with disabilties
25:00 <sm0k3> lol man
25:00 <sm0k3> they only let you talk for like a minute or so
25:00 <TheRon> BRITAIN BRITAIN BRITAIN! 
25:00 <sm0k3> and usually ban you
25:00 <DIgerati> i could install paltalk
25:00 <DIgerati> aint been on in a month
25:00 <sm0k3> dont man
25:00 <sm0k3> its shit
26:00 <DIgerati> you can listen to me talk beagle
26:00 <DIgerati> about the terrorist plot on sydney
26:00 <sm0k3> beagle is a pedo
26:00 <DIgerati> while 100's are listening to me
26:00 <sm0k3> what will u say
26:00 <sm0k3> Where did he get a pump action shotgun anyway
26:00 <DIgerati> cops did not shoot the terrorist
26:00 <DIgerati> our army did
27:00 <DIgerati> conspiracy theory
27:00 <DIgerati> tin foil hat time
27:00 <TheRon> i'm not angry, i'm just saying sometimes goodbye is a second chance
27:00 <sm0k3> where did he get a gun from ? they banned pump action shotguns after the hobart massacre
27:00 <DIgerati> so army gets the credit
27:00 <DIgerati> not the cops
27:00 <sm0k3> i rekon they mail in guns from overseas little bit by little bit
27:00 <sm0k3> and put them back together
27:00 <DIgerati> dude, anyone can get a gun man
27:00 <DIgerati> $$$$$
27:00 <sm0k3> yeah but the middle eastern groups in sydney seem to always have them
28:00 <DIgerati> they will just file off the serial number
28:00 <DIgerati> and that's that
28:00 <DIgerati> i had ABC category
28:00 <DIgerati> when i had my eyesight
28:00 <sm0k3> can you buy revolvers and shit
28:00 <sm0k3> thats what i'd buy
28:00 <DIgerati> 20 or so years ago
28:00 <sm0k3> a smith & wesson revolver
28:00 <DIgerati> yes
28:00 <TheRon> i'll take aussie masacres for $400\
28:00 <DIgerati> 1911
28:00 <DIgerati> that is what they are called
28:00 <sm0k3> nah not 1911 thans a 9mm
29:00 <DIgerati> the 9mm
29:00 <DIgerati> 15 rounds
29:00 <sm0k3> im talking about revolvers
29:00 <DIgerati> 6 shooter ?
29:00 <DIgerati> colt ?
29:00 <sm0k3> smith & wesson yer
29:00 <TheRon> what is port arthur
29:00 <sm0k3> 6 shooter or how ever many it shoots
29:00 <DIgerati> they are more powerful than a 9mm
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I still think Port Arthur was a set up
29:00 <sm0k3> smith & wesson sub compact so you don't have to pull the hammer back its auto
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but nonetheless
30:00 <DIgerati> i did my ISTA to get the license
30:00 <sm0k3> two in each hand
30:00 <DIgerati> cert 3 in security
30:00 <sm0k3> are armed guard the only security guards that carry guns ?
30:00 <DIgerati> level 3 i did
30:00 <DIgerati> pistol license
30:00 <sm0k3> they carry revolvers
30:00 <DIgerati> dude
30:00 <sm0k3> i rekon glocks are shit cause they so chunky and big
31:00 <DIgerati> most guards will carry a 9mm
31:00 <DIgerati> not a fucking colt
31:00 <Ana_Ng> hey, some guys like chunky and big
31:00 <DIgerati> it's discreet
31:00 <sm0k3> the ones that drop money off at banks and shit and fill up ATM's
31:00 <DIgerati> it has more rounds
31:00 <sm0k3> yeah
31:00 <DIgerati> it is lighter
31:00 <sm0k3> some carry Glocks
31:00 <TheRon> something to hold onto as you.........
31:00 <DIgerati> guns are evil
31:00 <Bastardly_One> cool ... more than 30 people sick from a Portsea dinner
31:00 <DIgerati> dont have a gun
31:00 <Bastardly_One> from food poisoning
31:00 <DIgerati> never will ever have a gun, ever again
32:00 <sm0k3> Im just saying though this is the fucked thing about Australia our gun laws there is no other country in the world where you can't shoot or kill someone breaking into your own house
32:00 <DIgerati> a bullet missed me by 2 feet
32:00 <Bastardly_One> no? What about the UK?
32:00 <sm0k3> fuckall people own guns in Australia
32:00 <sm0k3> i dont know about the laws in the UK
32:00 <DIgerati> my whole body went into shock
33:00 <Bastardly_One> well, don't make statememnts when you don't know facts
33:00 <DIgerati> 1911 is the best for sec guards and cops
33:00 <sm0k3> but over here most caliber gun are banned
33:00 <sm0k3> besides the .22's
33:00 <DIgerati> cops use 1911
33:00 <couleurs> i hate u guys
33:00 <sm0k3> cops carry glocks not 1911's
33:00 <TheRon> i walk this empty street on the boulevard of broken dreams 
33:00 <DIgerati> i know what they carry mate
33:00 <sm0k3> cops carry differant guns though
34:00 <DIgerati> i worked with cops at broadmeadows when i did my ISTA
34:00 <TheRon> couleurs: nobody playing fifa with you?
34:00 <DIgerati> back in 2001
34:00 <sm0k3> they have shotguns and mini mp5's or whatever
34:00 <couleurs> nope!!!!!!!!!!!!
34:00 <TheRon> damn!
34:00 <DIgerati> police officer was our teacher to do the course
34:00 <DIgerati> i worked on the tarmac at tulla for 1 year
34:00 <DIgerati> hated it
34:00 <sm0k3> was he carrying a gun ?
34:00 <DIgerati> cops trained us at waverley
35:00 <sm0k3> i want a Styer
35:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hell 
35:00 <DIgerati> all ppl that work at the airport as a sec guard can shoot on order
35:00 <DIgerati> dont need cops
35:00 <Bastardly_One> is there nothing you haven't done? you are so full of shit DIgerati
35:00 <DIgerati> i done 3 jobs
35:00 <DIgerati> now tell us what you all do
35:00 <DIgerati> fuck me :)
36:00 <DIgerati> it started with why i am on a pension Bastardly_One  :) herhe
36:00 <sm0k3> so those security guards that work at banks armed guard if they walk into a bank robbery they can start shooting at the guy ?
36:00 <DIgerati> soz
36:00 <DIgerati> nope
36:00 <sm0k3> they can't legally do that you know because you can't even kill someone who breaks into your house
36:00 <sm0k3> yer no shit
36:00 <DIgerati> no smok
36:00 <sm0k3> you can't 
36:00 <sm0k3> i know
36:00 <sm0k3> Because we have this wierd law
36:00 <sm0k3> like you are to blame if they get hurt even though theyre breaking in ur fucken house
37:00 <DIgerati> since 2001 things have changed a lot man
37:00 <DIgerati> thnk fk for the americans we have woken up
38:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, http://au.ign.com/wikis/playstation-4/How_to_Replace_a_PS4_Hard_Drive
38:00 <DIgerati> my weapon is a fishing rod
38:00 <DIgerati> love to fish :)
38:00 <sm0k3> DIgerati, Yeah but don't you think if one of those people in that Lindt cafe in sydney was carrying a handgun which in america they would have been he would have been able to just shoot the guy
39:00 <sm0k3> none of those people were armed in that cafe
39:00 <sm0k3> so thats why he could just take them hostage
39:00 <sm0k3> thats the problem
39:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!
39:00 <DIgerati> smoke, if i had my eyes, i would have shot him myself
39:00 <sm0k3> see in america statisticly one of those people would have been armed
39:00 <DIgerati> all you need is a barrett
39:00 <Ana_Ng> sm0ke, what are you sm0king
39:00 <Ana_Ng> most gun owners can't shoot well enough
39:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, 2TB samsung notebook hdd works
39:00 <DIgerati> you know what a barrett is ?
39:00 <Lumeah> 420
39:00 <Ana_Ng> and are likely to kill innocent people instead
39:00 <DIgerati> 50 calibre rifle
39:00 <DIgerati> sniper
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng, true ... I know one that does practice every sat
40:00 <Ana_Ng> do you know what the #1 cause of car accidents is?
40:00 <DIgerati> that would just blow the terrorists head off complety
40:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of hot ... she's a good shooter
40:00 <Ana_Ng> car ownership
40:00 <sm0k3> DIgerati, That's why in America you wouldn't see something like what happened at the Lindt cafe people like that who do stuff like that in America usually target places where they know people are not going to be armed with a gun 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> been trained by that mad arab guy ... who is famous
40:00 <couleurs> did u upgrade yours cos u buy a new game every week
40:00 <Lumeah> Lol no driving? 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but can't remember his name
40:00 <DIgerati> smoke, i been to US, i seen ppl own the barrett
40:00 <DIgerati> legally
40:00 <sm0k3> so Australia is messed up really not allowing us to protect ourselves
40:00 <Ana_Ng> so, the idea that more guns is better is idiotic, and australia has proven that
40:00 <sm0k3> DIgerati, so ?
40:00 <sm0k3> thats beside the point
40:00 <DIgerati> it aint good smok
40:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, heh ... I've not done so ... but good point :P
41:00 <sm0k3> my point is Australian gun laws are fucked and 99% of people who go out during the day aren't armed so if something like that Lindt cafe happens you can't protect yourself
41:00 <DIgerati> all you need in the US to protect your family is a auto pistol and nothing else, theres your 2nd ammend
41:00 <TheRon> nba 2k15 is an awesome game
41:00 <sm0k3> yeah fuck stop talking about the US man
41:00 <DIgerati> but nooooooo
41:00 <sm0k3> we don't live in the US
41:00 <DIgerati> they have to carry a nuke
42:00 <Ana_Ng> sm0k3, show us the gun deaths from the past 14 years please
42:00 <Ana_Ng> australia's gun laws worked
42:00 <DIgerati> ana, heaps
42:00 <sm0k3> This is why we have so much Police corruption in Australia
42:00 <sm0k3> and the court systems are fucked
42:00 <sm0k3> they let that guy out on bail for murder
42:00 <Ana_Ng> if you deny that, you're a fucking imbecile and i'm glad you don't own an arsenal of guns
42:00 <sm0k3> hahaha what a joke
42:00 <DIgerati> ana, heaps of ppl got shot
42:00 <sm0k3> fucking kangaroo courts they are
42:00 <Ana_Ng> because the people are protected from shitty people like you
42:00 <DIgerati> Underbelly
43:00 <DIgerati> watch
43:00 <DIgerati> reality
43:00 <DIgerati> it happened
43:00 <DIgerati> underworld
43:00 <Ana_Ng> regular people cannot handle the responsibility of driving a car, forget about guns
43:00 <sm0k3> Ana_Ng, People get shot a lot and besides police its criminals who have guns
43:00 <TheRon> DIgerati: do you have any cross stories that are rated pg??
43:00 <sm0k3> innocent people dont have guns and they should
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Underbelly is a fair bit of poetic licence and not totally real
43:00 <Ana_Ng> sm0k3, and before the laws
43:00 <Ana_Ng> what was it like
43:00 <Ana_Ng> go ahead, i'll wait for you to read
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I speak from first hand knowlege of one of their series
44:00 <sm0k3> You can't even carry a pepper spray or tazer in Australia even a bullet proof vest is illegal HAHAHAHA Look at that listen to what im saying your government doesn't even let you carry a fucking pepper spray a fucking little girl cant even carry a pepper spray its a joke a fucking joke this country is a joke
44:00 <DIgerati> Bastardly_One , i used to go to school with jase, never associated with crims, but jase was far worse than they depocted
44:00 <Ana_Ng> my government?
44:00 <TheRon> fuck me we aussies bitch a lot
44:00 <Ana_Ng> which country do you think i live in?
44:00 <StrykingChristmas> Since when aren't you allowed to carry pepper spray?
44:00 <Lumeah> Haha 
44:00 <DIgerati> far worse than they depicted on underbelly
45:00 <DIgerati> Bastardly_One
45:00 <sm0k3> StrykingChristmas, since they made it illegal
45:00 <sm0k3> its illegal even to carry a knife
45:00 <Lumeah> She yankie
45:00 <DIgerati> i knew him at the local cafe shop at moonee ponds
45:00 <DIgerati> jason moran
45:00 <British^Meat> y would u need to carry a knife or pepper spray?
45:00 <DIgerati> weird ppl
45:00 <British^Meat> R U a psycho?\
45:00 <Ana_Ng> i can buy an AR-15
45:00 <Ana_Ng> so suck it 
45:00 <DIgerati> tazers are fun
45:00 <TheRon> Lumeah: you like yankie doodle??
46:00 <Bastardly_One> for twats like you British^Meat ... I'd tazer you on sight
46:00 <Bastardly_One> because soon as you opened your mouth you'd whine
46:00 <sm0k3> cops have to be tazed themself before they can carry a tazer
46:00 <sm0k3> lol
46:00 <sm0k3> but seriously women and shit should be allowed to carry tazers 
46:00 <sm0k3> cause there is always nutjobs out there who try and grab them at night
46:00 <StrykerX> Fuck the law man
46:00 <StrykerX> I have a tazer
46:00 <Ana_Ng> just carry a pocket taz devil
46:00 <Bastardly_One> someone got tazered outside my door a while ago
47:00 <TheRon> you voted for that liberal democrat guy didn't you?
47:00 <DIgerati> and for that matter StrykerX
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to go tell off whoever was making the noise
47:00 <DIgerati> i got a song especially for you StrykerX
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was cops with this guy on the ground
47:00 <DIgerati> you ready StrykerX  ?
47:00 <DIgerati> hang on
47:00 <StrykerX> ?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and they couldn't get the taser bit out of him
47:00 <DIgerati> i will calculate
47:00 <Bastardly_One> as he was so fat
47:00 <TheRon> digerati is it jason and kylie??
47:00 <StrykerX> Haha
48:00 <Bastardly_One> they had to even wait for an inspector to come out 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> to file a report
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so that shit is serious over here
48:00 <Bastardly_One> unlike the NYPD who just murder people
48:00 <DIgerati> stryker, for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anLfoy2XsFw
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hall and Oates - Private Eyes (Dec 28, 2005) 3:20 - Category: Music - 9,167,081 views - 24,432 likes (97.9%), 525 dislikes (2.1%)
48:00 <TheRon> like that song
48:00 <DIgerati> totally
48:00 <StrykerX> How's that for me?
49:00 <TheRon> every breathe you take?
49:00 <DIgerati> :(
49:00 <DIgerati> ahaha
49:00 <DIgerati> you mind reader you
49:00 <DIgerati> ;)
50:00 <DIgerati> i went to see the police
50:00 <DIgerati> good music
50:00 <DIgerati> dont like them that much
50:00 <TheRon> considering seeing sting and paul simon in geelong
50:00 <DIgerati> only song i loved that they made was message in a botlle
50:00 <DIgerati> reminds me of my life
50:00 <DIgerati> can't escape
51:00 <TheRon> escape (the pina colada song)
51:00 <Ana_Ng> rupert holmes
51:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW2j_6HkaJg
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal (Electro Remix) (Jul 16, 2009) 4:18 - Category: Music - 1,052,253 views - 4,063 likes (97.2%), 117 dislikes (2.8%)
52:00 <TheRon> indeed
52:00 <DIgerati> we will claim it for china
53:00 <DIgerati> i don't know why i like having sex so much with chinese women at brothels in melb
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
53:00 <DIgerati> freaks !
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
53:00 <DIgerati> ehhe mry xmas katatonic_kate01
53:00 <TheRon> baby come back, you can blame it all on me, i was wrong and i just can't live without you
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh merry boxing day!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm ... I wonder if Sony and MS have been hacked?
54:00 <DIgerati> 12 days of xmas ! :) haha
54:00 <sm0k3> box ur head in
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Was santa kind to you ?
54:00 <DIgerati> considering i am an atheist :)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> both gaming services are down 
54:00 <TheRon> we had a boney m xmas
55:00 <DIgerati> oh man boney m
55:00 <DIgerati> theron
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that a good thing theron?
55:00 <DIgerati> i got a mix you will love man
55:00 <DIgerati> hang
55:00 <TheRon> yes!!
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> y
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> JOY TO THE WORLD!
55:00 <TheRon> they crack me up, so funny
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, i ate and drank too much
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> fun times!
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> and it's like 90 % humidity here
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i/m dyin' without air con
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i think i'll go spend all my xmas money on shit in the sales
56:00 <TheRon> wearing much?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> just undies and a singlet 
56:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW2j_6HkaJg
56:00 <TheRon> nice
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal (Electro Remix) (Jul 16, 2009) 4:18 - Category: Music - 1,052,260 views - 4,063 likes (97.2%), 117 dislikes (2.8%)
57:00 <DIgerati> that's a awesome remix TheRon
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know right!
57:00 <DIgerati> oops
57:00 <Ana_Ng> yay, that's my stripper song
57:00 <DIgerati> wrong link
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol'
57:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no3XImDyBzE
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boney M- Daddy Cool REMIX (Dec 10, 2010) 3:13 - Category: People & Blogs - 33,466 views - 59 likes (90.8%), 6 dislikes (9.2%)
57:00 <TheRon> DIgerati: i have a no remix rule
58:00 <DIgerati> dude
58:00 <DIgerati> how the young spose to dance ?
58:00 <DIgerati> hehe
58:00 <DIgerati> this was played at earthcore
58:00 <DIgerati> not the original
58:00 <DIgerati> i love remixing
59:00 <TheRon> dj's have destroyed remixes for everyone
00:00 <DIgerati> no they have not man :(
00:00 <DIgerati> they expand old songs into the future
00:00 <DIgerati> who is going to listen to original slow shit like that ?
00:00 <DIgerati> i love the 70's
01:00 <DIgerati> but it has to be enhanced for the next generation
01:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otna9Pe3jWg
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boney M - Daddy Cool 1976 HQ (Oct 23, 2012) 3:30 - Category: Music - 386,286 views - likes (96.9%), 39 dislikes (3.1%)
01:00 <DIgerati> the rythm is fast
01:00 <DIgerati> that link is the original
01:00 <DIgerati> we dance to that in the gym
02:00 <DIgerati> young girls go crazy at the ymca, 18+
02:00 <DIgerati> hipsters
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hey TheRon
02:00 <TheRon> the dude in bomey m is an absolute pisser
03:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't matter
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I figure you won't know
03:00 <TheRon> ok
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll just go in about an hour
03:00 <DIgerati> sadly he passed away
04:00 <TheRon> go hang with the kids at the mall?
04:00 <DIgerati> so skinny
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he was on drugs for sure that guy
04:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tGbMuBia6I
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boney M. ft Mobi T. - Daddy Cool '99 (1999) HD (Feb 14, 2012) 3:51 - Category: Music - views - 1, likes (94.5%), 70 dislikes (5.5%)
04:00 <DIgerati> hot sexy nigger bitches in that link
04:00 <TheRon> DIgerati: not gonna happen
04:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I wanna check Big W and see if they have any cheap good cameras actually
04:00 <DIgerati> whats not gonna heppen ?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> never know being Boxing Day
05:00 <DIgerati> dude, there is sexy gals in that
05:00 <sm0k3> smelly fart
05:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4rT9C5aV5A
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Christopher Cross- Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do) (May 3, 2010) 3:49 - Category: Music - 1,075,614 views - likes (97.4%), 100 dislikes (2.6%)
06:00 <DIgerati> love this song
06:00 <TheRon> i like bacharach
06:00 <DIgerati> burt
06:00 <DIgerati> nice
06:00 <DIgerati> retro
07:00 <TheRon> i know it's crazy but it's true
07:00 <DIgerati> humper dick ?
07:00 <TheRon> no
07:00 <DIgerati> haha
07:00 <DIgerati> humperdinck
08:00 <DIgerati> however the fuck he spells his name
08:00 <DIgerati> engelbert
08:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD49X3LQqU4
08:00 <DIgerati> henry mancini i like
08:00 <TheRon> hal david
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Mavis's - Walk On By (May 1, 2011) 3:16 - Category: Music - views - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the mavis's covered Bacharach
08:00 <TheRon> dionne wawrick or nothing
09:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't remember and I should know 
09:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8eG9-ypLcs
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Simply Red's Greatest Hits Full Album | Best Songs Of Simply Red Full Album HD (Dec 12, 2014) 01:39:14 - Category: People & Blogs - 3,137 views - 316 likes (99.4%), 2 dislikes (0.6%)
10:00 <Ana_Ng> wow expurg8d, you are low, you're a low-paid pharmacist who couldn't make through school to be a doctor, so shove it up your ass
10:00 <DIgerati> simply red was cool
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
10:00 <DIgerati> dont know why he left the scene
10:00 <Bastardly_One> it was her TheRon
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng, wrong channel? 
11:00 <couleurs> don't call me expurg8d!!!!!!!!!!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this DVD
11:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP9YqJKlq48
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Church "The Unguarded Moment" with George Ellis Orchestra (May 25, 2012) 3:48 - Category: Music - 3,925 views - 23 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
12:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, FIFA later
12:00 <couleurs> no thank's
13:00 <Bastardly_One> The Church with an orchestra sounds amazing
13:00 <beagle> just spent 110 buxc
13:00 <Christopher> hi
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that howard stern dickhead should just go away 
15:00 <couleurs> agreed.
15:00 <TheRon> george harrison - my sweet lord
15:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNC3r5u7y8w
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TEARS ROLL DOWN (GREATEST HITS 82-92) (May 14, 2013) 59:20 - Category: Entertainment - 3,727 views - 14 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
16:00 <^> Hey
17:00 <TheRon> 70,000 at the cricket today
21:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bQGRRolrg0
21:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQTENuQYgjM
22:00 <^> Harry Nilsson
22:00 <^> fuck this is a old song
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you both broke BlackDevil's YT script with shit songs
22:00 <TheRon> it's great
22:00 <^> i didn't even remember that stuff existed
22:00 <^> i forgot songs like that existed haha
22:00 <^> i know david bowie
22:00 <^> yer
24:00 <TheRon> i got lionel richie handing me beers from the fridge for xmas
24:00 <Bastardly_One> damn this is a good song
25:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgMjwrt0-K0
25:00 <Ana_Ng> theron, try not to beat him too much
25:00 <BlackDevil> you broke it
25:00 <TheRon> why would i beat him?
25:00 <TheRon> the man is a legend
26:00 <Ana_Ng> sigh
26:00 <Ana_Ng> his wife beat him for years
26:00 <TheRon> i had no idea
26:00 <Ana_Ng> your pop culture knowledge is waning
26:00 <TheRon> i know
27:00 <TheRon> i played trivial pursuit xmas eve and struggled with the easy box
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I thought that was common knowledge
27:00 <Ana_Ng> aw
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but I didn't get the reference I hae to admit
27:00 <Ana_Ng> my friends won't play with me
28:00 <TheRon> my and dad had the baby boomers set and us kids had the easy box
28:00 <TheRon> seemed fair to us
29:00 <TheRon> 3 balls left at the cricket
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not being funny ... this song was on an ad yeah? What ad was it because I dunno/can't remember
30:00 <Bastardly_One> bee_girl good timing 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> click this ... you'll like
30:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cowPZA1L1wo
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steve Kilbey & Martin Kennedy - Brother Moon Sister Sun (Apr 17, 2013) 4:03 - Category: Music - 8,433 views - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
30:00 <TheRon> no, she won't
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yes she will
31:00 <TheRon> i don't think so
31:00 <Bastardly_One> she likes the Dead Salemen Duo ... she'll like this too
31:00 <TheRon> a good days cricket
31:00 <Bastardly_One> this is pop for the over 40s :P
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how one half of them describe it unfortunately
33:00 <TheRon> roy orbison
33:00 <DIgerati> ???
33:00 <TheRon> i drove all night
33:00 <Fez> Ron. Hi
34:00 <TheRon> good days cricket
34:00 <TheRon> honours about even
34:00 <Fez> It was sir
34:00 <Fez> 0% breasts
34:00 <TheRon> indian fielding was shit
34:00 <TheRon> should be more breasts at the cricket
35:00 <^> beggars can't be choosers
35:00 <^> wait for Australia day
35:00 <^> lots of tits
38:00 <Ana_Ng> only one day a year you get tits?
38:00 <^> yeah sad world isn't it
38:00 <bee_girl> Lol
39:00 <Ana_Ng> i play with mine every day
39:00 <^> i have little man tits
40:00 <DIgerati> ron listen to what bing crosby has to say to modern music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiXjbI3kRus
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bing Crosby & David Bowie - The Little Drummer Boy / Peace On Earth (Dec 7, 2010) 4:24 - Category: Music - 6,203,022 views - 29,133 likes (97.7%), 680 dislikes (2.3%)
41:00 <DIgerati> all forms of music that sell are great
41:00 <DIgerati> armin van buuren sells
41:00 <DIgerati> tiesto sells
41:00 <DIgerati> beethoven sells
41:00 <DIgerati> as long as it sells, it is fine music
42:00 <Ana_Ng> ugh
42:00 <Ana_Ng> so bieber is fine music?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEjutUbgpH8
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: They Might Be Giants-Ana Ng (Oct 10, 2009) 3:15 - Category: Music - 857,379 views - likes (97.8%), 73 dislikes (2.2%)
43:00 <^> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDDJeM5R4PM
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Lennon - Gimme Some Truth (Lyrics) (Apr 30, 2011) 3:24 - Category: Music - 341,930 views - likes (99.4%), 13 dislikes (0.6%)
43:00 <Ana_Ng> don't besmirch TMBG with Lennon
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you tell him!
44:00 <Ana_Ng> the only 2 Johns who matter are still around
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and we still haven't walked in the glow of each other's majestic prescence
44:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wos-dDxpJlQ
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Lennon - Power To The People (Sep 10, 2006) 3:21 - Category: Music - 2,180,853 views - 6,549 likes (98.5%), 100 dislikes (1.5%)
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng
45:00 <Taco> John W Bush?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> when I was driving once I saw this painted on a bridge
45:00 <Taco> I voted for him ya know
45:00 <Bastardly_One> *waits*
45:00 <Taco> You've been waiting for 50 years ya silly old fart
45:00 <Bastardly_One> not quite
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but touche
46:00 <Bastardly_One> OK
46:00 <Bastardly_One> who broke Sony
46:00 <Taco> I did, just for you
47:00 <Taco> Have a christmas ho ho ho
47:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mazz8HzV0Lg
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: They Might Be Giants - Put Your Hand Inside The Puppet Head (Oct 3, 2012) 2:10 - Category: Music - 5,544 views - 44 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> memo to myself: do the dumb things I gotta do ... touch the puppet head
48:00 <Taco> hmm, I like owning a bicycle
48:00 <Taco> traffic lights are irrelevant
48:00 <Taco> its quicker to ride to and from work
49:00 <Taco> beauroracy is nice too, cause I have a car booked to me parked in the garage, and all day I was booking out a 2nd. Nobody cares.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EuYh3KFJwA
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: They Might Be Giants - Purple Toupee (Oct 2, 2012) 2:40 - Category: Music - 4,139 views - 22 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
49:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't have a car, yet i have 4 at my disposal 
50:00 <^> then why you say you dont have one
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never learnt to drive
50:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't bother me 
50:00 <^> driving is easy
50:00 <^> just give way
50:00 <Ana_Ng> at my disposal = i can borrow one
50:00 <Ana_Ng> i drove a stick in san francisco
50:00 <Ana_Ng> i drive when i want to
51:00 <Ana_Ng> most of the time, i'd rather walk or bike
51:00 <^> i want more alcoholes
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng, I didn't know this had a video
53:00 <Bastardly_One> WOO!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzz9FIPg6ps
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: They Might Be Giants - (She Was A) Hotel Detective (Oct 3, 2012) 2:21 - Category: Music - 920 views views - 7 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
53:00 <Taco> possessing a drivers license is a skill that in the modern world, makes you human, and a part of society
53:00 <Taco> why on earth don't you have one?
53:00 <Ana_Ng> oh yeah, it's great animation
53:00 <Ana_Ng> wow taco
53:00 <couleurs> i'm a driver, i'm a winner
53:00 <Ana_Ng> that's only true if you live in a shithole that requires you drive to work
54:00 <Ana_Ng> things are gonna change, i can feel it
54:00 <^> what about places like Amsterdam they all ride bicycles around
54:00 <^> that seems like more fun
55:00 <Christopher> ^^
55:00 <Taco> I live in the city, there is plenty of public transport
55:00 <Taco> still quicker to drive
55:00 <Taco> quicker still to bicycle
55:00 <Christopher> Taco
55:00 <Ana_Ng> people don't usually factor in the cost of a vehicle to get to work
55:00 <Taco> also there is too much of this world inaccessible by anything but car
56:00 <Taco> like mums house
56:00 <Ana_Ng> no bus?
56:00 <Taco> I drive and it takes 3 hours
56:00 <Taco> if I do public transport + walk, it takes a whole day
56:00 <Ana_Ng> jeezus
56:00 <^> yeah but you can't bicycle around citys in Australia too dangerous the ammount of idiots on the road especially suburban fuckwits who need a 4x4 just to drive to the supermarket when its like just accross the road from them
56:00 <Ana_Ng> you should fly
57:00 <Ana_Ng> transport + walk is accessible
57:00 <Ana_Ng> have mom build a heliport
57:00 <Taco> ^: true that, but thats not limited to car drivers, there is a significant portion of road users who are dipshits
57:00 <Taco> bicycle riders included
58:00 <^> yeah
58:00 <^> i agree
58:00 <Ana_Ng> you could probably give up your car and use the money to fly to moms
58:00 <Ana_Ng> in 20 minutes
58:00 <Taco> there was this fad a while ago where bike riders would post helmet cam footage of riding through the city, blaming car drivers for endangering their life
58:00 <Ana_Ng> how often do you go to mom
58:00 <Taco> you know, doing things like riding down roads where bicycles are forbidden
59:00 <Taco> it got great media attention too
59:00 <Ana_Ng> well that is a statement that goes on
59:00 <^> i had a guy drive right onto the footpath nearly hitting me
59:00 <Ana_Ng> since cars ride in bicycle lanes all the time
59:00 <^> this is in a suburban area
59:00 <^> where the speed limit is like very slow
59:00 <^> because theres schools around
59:00 <Taco> oh yes, operate a road vehicle on footpath
59:00 <Taco> happens all the time
00:00 <Taco> its one of my pet hates
00:00 <Ana_Ng> there's this disconnect between drivers and why they're stuck in traffic
00:00 <Ana_Ng> all those people on the bus, bikes, walking, are fewer cars in front of them
00:00 <^> and he just decides to drive right onto the footpath on the nature strip of someones house then do a big U-turn around into the other lane and stop and go "sorry mate"   "yeah ya nearly ran me over"
00:00 <Taco> people on footpaths are often in their own world, with headphones in ears, music blaring, not knowing that some fucking spastic is coming up behind them at 30km/h
00:00 <^> 2 drunk idiots in a car
00:00 <^> out hooning
01:00 <Taco> you yell at these morons that its incredibly dangerous, and stare blankly like a cow looks at an oncoming train
01:00 <Ana_Ng>  yeah and nobody drives distracted or drunk
01:00 <Taco> they just don't understand that its dangerous
01:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1_MqMNfSb8
01:00 <^> you have to watch out for drink drivers if youre walking on footpaths
01:00 <Ana_Ng> not nearly as dangerous as driving a 2-tonne vehicle
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sean Lennon - Friendly Fire (Full Album) (Apr 29, 2013) 37:49 - Category: Music - 164,090 views - likes (97.8%), 34 dislikes (2.2%)
01:00 <DIgerati> taco, hey man
01:00 <^> cause it could be anyone
01:00 <Ana_Ng> people are idiots, duh
04:00 <^> Taco, If i ride a bicycle i usually dont obey road rules
04:00 <Ana_Ng> it probably varies by city
04:00 <Ana_Ng> or neighborhood
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the rule should be just the same ... not sitting at the curb for the proverbial hour
04:00 <Taco> ^: then you're a cunt, and stfu
04:00 <Ana_Ng> here, bikes cannot be on the sidewalk downtown, but it's ok everywhere else
04:00 <^> No
05:00 <^> because you dont want to get run over
05:00 <^> theres tricks to it
05:00 <Ana_Ng> because in general, there's not enough room for a bike and a car on the street
05:00 <Bastardly_One> not allowed on a footpath here at all 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you will get away with it ... depends on the officer really
05:00 <^> and riding a bicycle is usually only small places
05:00 <TheRon> can't i have another piece of chocolate cake, tammy baker's got a lot on her plate
05:00 <Taco> ^: I've been riding through syd cbd to get to work lately... I can obey the laws.
05:00 <Taco> Except for traffic lights, those things are fucked
05:00 <^> you ride on the road
05:00 <^> next to the cars?
06:00 <Taco> in the bicycle lane, yes
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I've gotten away with riding a petrol engine bike on a footpath
06:00 <Taco> bicycle/bus lane anyway
06:00 <^> i didn't know they had bicycle lanes
06:00 <Taco> its painted red?
06:00 <Taco> tad hard to miss?
06:00 <^> i usually ride bicycles on footpaths
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ours aren't
06:00 <Bastardly_One> down here you just know where the cars park and the unbroken line is where you ride your bike
06:00 <Bastardly_One> if you get what I mean
07:00 <^> gangsta mountain bike rider
08:00 <Bastardly_One> where I live I'm 10 min walk from the CBD
08:00 <Taco> gangsta mountain aye
08:00 <Taco> we should go on a fishing trip up there
08:00 <Taco> just you and me
08:00 <Bastardly_One> so I don't really need to do more than walk
08:00 <TheRon> i'm like a real gangsta lawn bowls player
08:00 <Taco> we can talk about ranching
08:00 <^> lol
08:00 <Taco> and fuck in the tent
08:00 <^> wtf
08:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZZgD91w-Wg
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 3 Doors Down - Greatest Hits [2012] (Sep 5, 2013) 57:30 - Category: Music - 583,018 views - likes (96.9%), 62 dislikes (3.1%)
09:00 <Taco> haven't you ever seen brokeback mountain?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> brokeback blue mountains
09:00 <^> im not gay
09:00 <^> nah
09:00 <TheRon> i heard about the gay folk in the movie and steered clear
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's nothing to do with being gay 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it is 
09:00 <Taco> homophobe
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's about dynamics of male relationships in general
09:00 <Taco> its more about being a man
09:00 <Taco> it just happens that the men were gay
10:00 <Taco> doesn't mean they're not men
10:00 <Taco> infact, they're more man than most the males here
10:00 <TheRon> and giving your male friend a really good seeing to
10:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not about being gay full stop
10:00 <Bastardly_One> it's about the male mind
10:00 <DIgerati> fucking hell, i buy my 12 year old a xbox, now she is asking me to buy her games, told her to go to her local newspaper store and make money selling papers in the corner, oh i forgot.. they don't do that shit anymore :) rofl... i mean damn, you give them an inch, they take a mile
10:00 <DIgerati> wtf did i get myself into
11:00 <Taco> you should of gotten her an iphone 6 as well
11:00 <Taco> you cheap cunt
11:00 <DIgerati> true
11:00 <DIgerati> :P
11:00 <Bastardly_One> she's fucking 12
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the bitch should be thankful
11:00 <Ana_Ng> of?
11:00 <Ana_Ng> should of?
11:00 <TheRon> i got the tap king now they expect me to buy beer damn it
11:00 <Ana_Ng> what is wrong with you guys
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I am never getting of and have right ana
12:00 <Bastardly_One> give up ... *lol*
12:00 <Ana_Ng> i swear you all left school at age 6
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I get those wrong all the time
12:00 <Taco> B1 has an 18 year old son, and he's never ever bought him any presents
12:00 <Taco> ever
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ironically I write ... and no
12:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't see what is so difficult about it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he's 20
12:00 <DIgerati> games i will buy from EB, i checked them
12:00 <DIgerati> they are pretty cheap
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've got him heaps of shit 
12:00 <Taco> no you haven't
12:00 <DIgerati> even target sells cheap shit
12:00 <Taco> you only just spoke to him for the first time recently
12:00 <Bastardly_One> never giving the fuck money again though
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I never said presents 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I said heaps of shit 
13:00 <DIgerati> they should supply decent games with the xbox
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah gave him money because that's easier this year right?
13:00 <DIgerati> i got 3 games with the atari 2600
13:00 <TheRon> i miss the days when justin timberlake was playing and it was so easy to pick up chicks
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the fuck spend it on drugs this morning
13:00 <Taco> did he share?
13:00 <Ana_Ng> timberlake is on tour right now
13:00 <Bastardly_One> no! 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <Taco> you can be that father
14:00 <Taco> that smokes cones with your son
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but seriously that cunt needs a smack in the head
14:00 <Bastardly_One> not with me he doesn't
14:00 <Taco> does he not like you, like everyone else?
14:00 <TheRon> timberlake helps people get chciks
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he needs to wake up bad ... he's got actual physical shit to take care of 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he thinks the sun shines out of my arse
14:00 <DIgerati> when i'm gone
15:00 <DIgerati> tell them i joined the matrix
15:00 <Taco> if he did, he'd share his weed
15:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC7VS6305Xw
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 3 Doors Down-Away from the Sun [2002] (full cd) (Jul 7, 2013) 47:03 - Category: Music - views - likes (96.8%), 18 dislikes (3.2%)
15:00 <Taco> the weed you bought him
15:00 <TheRon> i can't believe i'm dancing to this crap but i'm a chance here
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but doesn't listen to a think people say ... he'll end up pretty sick
15:00 <DIgerati> fuck i wish i could score weed
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not even meant to know about what he did with it 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> his wench told me as she was pissed with him for doing so
16:00 <TheRon> DIgerati: i have never inhaled
16:00 <DIgerati> i would buy an O and give 3grams as a gift and 50$
16:00 <DIgerati> truly
16:00 <DIgerati> O lasts me a month
16:00 <Bastardly_One> wait until monday
16:00 <DIgerati> would love weed again for my glaucoma
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I can score any old time :P
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll over charge though
17:00 <TheRon> i like foo fighters
17:00 <pEDDLE`pIET> gotta go target gotta go target get some more bed sheets get some more bed sheets gotta poo gotta poo gotta poo need a loo need a loo need a loo
17:00 <DIgerati> than an O for 300, you get a extra 50 bucks, and 3 grams for free
17:00 <Bastardly_One> deal
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll get an o for you for $300
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to come pick it up though
17:00 <Pieter> ahahah an oz for 300
17:00 <DIgerati> wait another 2 months man, when i sell
17:00 <Pieter> they're meant to be $220
17:00 <Ana_Ng> can you buy weed with a centrelink card yet?
17:00 <DIgerati> 2 months min
18:00 <DIgerati> i will have cash
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Ana_Ng
18:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:00 <Bastardly_One> we're lucky to have cards at all I think
18:00 <TheRon> it goes electricity gas and weed
18:00 <DIgerati> so 350 for an O and 3 grams left for you
18:00 <Bastardly_One> those cards are a good idea but so is self control
18:00 <Taco> Ana_Ng: uhh
18:00 <Taco> thats both brilliant but scary
19:00 <DIgerati> is it skunk ?
19:00 <Taco> I fear the day when DSP's can buy weed from the gov, at the taxpayers expense
19:00 <Taco> They already do that, illegally
19:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on what is going around and where he gets it from
19:00 <DIgerati> ages ago i had NL
19:00 <DIgerati> and buddha
19:00 <Taco> Being a dropkick should remain illegal
19:00 <Lwaxana> lol
19:00 <DIgerati> taco, i use ot for glaucoma
19:00 <Taco> And by that I specifically mean, B1 and his son
19:00 <DIgerati> it actually works
20:00 <TheRon> john mellencamp - check it out
20:00 <Bastardly_One> some of the people being kicked off the DSP are outrageous though
20:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a young lady with a brittle bone disease
20:00 <DIgerati> fuck dsp man, in 2months i will be rich
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Stella something
20:00 <DIgerati> selling my poor moms house
20:00 <TheRon> stella atrois
20:00 <DIgerati> artois
20:00 <Taco> you'll be rich from inheritenance from your "poor" mum?
20:00 <Taco> how does that work?
21:00 <Lwaxana> where is your mum going?
21:00 <DIgerati> figure of speech mate
21:00 <DIgerati> dunno, with jesus ?
21:00 <DIgerati> lol
21:00 <Lwaxana> ??
21:00 <DIgerati> she passed away 3 months ago
21:00 <Lwaxana> oh
21:00 <Ana_Ng> facepalm
21:00 <Lwaxana> am sorry
22:00 <DIgerati> thnx, live long and prosper
22:00 <Taco> whats the house been valued at?
22:00 <DIgerati> a lot
22:00 <Taco> do you have a buyer?
22:00 <DIgerati> yes it's on realestate
22:00 <Taco> define a lot in australian dollars
22:00 <DIgerati> 7 figures
22:00 <Taco> or better yet, link
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the land itself would be a lot 
23:00 <DIgerati> not giving out my adress
23:00 <DIgerati> :) hehe
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but doubt 7 figures
23:00 <Taco> siblings?
23:00 <DIgerati> essendon
23:00 <Bastardly_One> close to a mil though
23:00 <DIgerati> double front edwardian
23:00 <Bastardly_One> easy
23:00 <DIgerati> under 1.5
23:00 <DIgerati> put it that way
23:00 <TheRon> is it a front lawn devoid of grass??
23:00 <Bastardly_One> as low as 750 though
24:00 <DIgerati> dude, i love gardening
24:00 <DIgerati> put it that
24:00 <Taco> a million bucks doesn't really last these days
24:00 <Bastardly_One> so you're at the moonee ponds end?
24:00 <Taco> especially if you're retarded
24:00 <TheRon> DIgerati: grow your own weed
24:00 <DIgerati> higher than 800 mate
24:00 <DIgerati> it starts 800 this area
24:00 <Bastardly_One> depends like I said
24:00 <DIgerati> the land is 800
24:00 <Bastardly_One> which part? the moonee ponds end?
24:00 <Ana_Ng> no, my parents' neighbor is selling his house for 800k - a crappy house in a so-so neighborhood
24:00 <Lwaxana> sad what little that buys these days
24:00 <DIgerati> aberfeldie
24:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd be worth a bucket
25:00 <TheRon> inxs - what you need
25:00 <DIgerati> close to the waterloo cup hote
25:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaah
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know the area ... just
25:00 <Bastardly_One> nice work 
25:00 <DIgerati> its nice
25:00 <DIgerati> dad was lucky
25:00 <Taco> homesteads can be worth way more
25:00 <DIgerati> from poor to middle class
25:00 <Bastardly_One> was once working class
25:00 <TheRon> is that a luke darcy pub?
25:00 <DIgerati> yes Bastardly_One
25:00 <Taco> I'd like to buy some land in the middle of nowhere in some amazing country
25:00 <DIgerati> he was a labourer for DOD
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's like 50s and 60s and 70s
26:00 <DIgerati> ADF
26:00 <DIgerati> yup
26:00 <Taco> out near lithgow there are homesteads worth tens of millions per hectare
26:00 <DIgerati> ordinance factory maribyrnong
26:00 <DIgerati> and gordon st
26:00 <DIgerati> he worked there
26:00 <DIgerati> came to Australia in 55
26:00 <TheRon> roy slaven played league for lithgow
26:00 <DIgerati> not many wogs got a job in there
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I've always lived in wog territory/inner to middle suburbs growing up
27:00 <DIgerati> he got it cos greeks allied in crete with UK, Aus, and USA
27:00 <DIgerati> he was in the army in greece lifetime
27:00 <Bastardly_One> now those areas are considered prime
27:00 <TheRon> i miss roy and hg
27:00 <DIgerati> the danish monarchy in Greece fell
28:00 <DIgerati> and the kings army in greece were sent to UK, Canada and Australia
28:00 <Taco> http://www.wolganvalley.com/
28:00 <DIgerati> so he ended up here
28:00 <Taco> that place is valued at around 50 mill for the land :)
28:00 <DIgerati> moonee ponds, essendon, ascot vale is blue chip
29:00 <DIgerati> fucking houses cost always over 700k in those suburbs
29:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't always the case
29:00 <DIgerati> most expensive suburb are brighton east
29:00 <Bastardly_One> as I said, I grew up in all those wog inner to middle suburbs
29:00 <DIgerati> agree b1
29:00 <DIgerati> it was for the poor class
29:00 <DIgerati> working class
29:00 <TheRon> woo hoo cathy's clown
29:00 <Bastardly_One> northern, north west
29:00 <Bastardly_One> which version
29:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon?
29:00 <TheRon> you am i
29:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
30:00 <DIgerati> actually of all the suburbs i love it would be Croxton
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I have that on right now
30:00 <TheRon> albumn
30:00 <DIgerati> my brother lives in croxton
30:00 <Bastardly_One> no such place
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Northcote
30:00 <DIgerati> his a fucking cop, and hate him
30:00 <TheRon> my brother played in a band this week and did berlin chair
30:00 <DIgerati> dad never liked him
31:00 <DIgerati> so above himself
31:00 <DIgerati> but may he live to 100
31:00 <DIgerati> he is my soul
31:00 <DIgerati> he was in uniform when my mom died, fell in tears
31:00 <DIgerati> first time i seen him cry
32:00 <DIgerati> dont know
32:00 <DIgerati> but it's much too late when someone dies to show empathy
32:00 <milk> yeah, maybe he was being strong for her
33:00 <DIgerati> "tommy, i am going to a shooting, hold my badge for me while i am away"
33:00 <milk> you think niggers shooting at cops should walk?
33:00 <DIgerati> niggers become cops
34:00 <DIgerati> let's equally shoot each other
34:00 <TheRon> i think niggers shooting at cops shooting at niggers should walk
34:00 <DIgerati> in the name of the BS law that contradicts itself at times
34:00 <DIgerati> they are servants ffs
34:00 <DIgerati> serve what ?
35:00 <milk> anyone trying to stop the fight gets involved
35:00 <TheRon> i love wuthering heights
35:00 <milk> most people just try to escalate it
35:00 <DIgerati> they escalate on crack
35:00 <DIgerati> ever smoked crack ?
35:00 <milk> cops aint perfect
36:00 <DIgerati> i did, a few times
36:00 <Ana_Ng> theron, you're no heathcliff
36:00 <TheRon> who's that?
36:00 <Ana_Ng> and nobody named cathy is going to break into your apartment and love you
36:00 <Pieter> hah @ the aami commercial n the chick walking her ferrets across the road
37:00 <Pieter> CUTEY FERRETSS
37:00 <TheRon> is cathy attractive looking?
37:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1ClbbNvnH0
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Creed - Human Clay - Full Album - HD Quality (Feb 14, 2014) 56:48 - Category: Music - 75,091 views - likes (95.4%), 13 dislikes (4.6%)
37:00 <BlackDevil> ha
37:00 <Ana_Ng> stick to music, you're shit with books
37:00 <BlackDevil> hes a nut job
37:00 <TheRon> i don't read
37:00 <DIgerati> i am nuttier than gibson on lethal weapon
37:00 <DIgerati> 3 stooge curly
37:00 <Ana_Ng> neither do i
38:00 <TheRon> i read of mice and men once
38:00 <DIgerati> my carpet is black
38:00 <DIgerati> my walls are black
38:00 <TheRon> it was a a short book
38:00 <Ana_Ng> i see a red carpet and i want to paint it black
38:00 <Ana_Ng> my dildo is black
38:00 <DIgerati> have to paint the walls
38:00 <TheRon> you have a gun rack of dildos
38:00 <DIgerati> and change carpet
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm hungry but have no idea what I wish to eat
39:00 <Ana_Ng> i purposefully did not buy ice cream
39:00 <Ana_Ng> now all i want is ice cream
40:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAEw8UaUfSg
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Creed - My Own Prison ( Full Album in 432 Hz ) (May 5, 2013) 55:59 - Category: Music - 131,658 views - likes (94%), 34 dislikes (6%)
40:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: i prefer gelato
40:00 <TheRon> or frozen yoghurt
40:00 <DIgerati> i love lemon gelati
40:00 <DIgerati> hits ya brain
40:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah
40:00 <Ana_Ng> we have a frozen custard place
40:00 <DIgerati> nice
40:00 <Ana_Ng> but i'm too fat to be eating that
41:00 <Ana_Ng> :(
41:00 <TheRon> does alaska have freezers??
41:00 <DIgerati> freak on vanilla thickshakes
41:00 <Ana_Ng> we do, because the temperature fluctuates too much to be good for freezing food
41:00 <Ana_Ng> and, well, the bears.
42:00 <TheRon> ah yes the bears
42:00 <^> people must be getting paid like nearly 40 bux an hour to work today
42:00 <TheRon> yogi is smarter than the average bear
42:00 <Ana_Ng> some people have contraptions that cool food with outdoor air
42:00 <Ana_Ng> but if you have electricity, it's just easier to use a fridge
42:00 <DIgerati> i can't believe i am pirating after 15 years on optus
42:00 <DIgerati> i want to get something out of this
43:00 <Ana_Ng> you look hot downloading like that
43:00 <TheRon> i love santana and steven tyler
43:00 <DIgerati> hey
43:00 <DIgerati> i am downloading from youtube
43:00 <DIgerati> blame youtube
43:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zexJkPfLErI
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: the best of nickelback album video (Jun 3, 2014) 01:05:00 - Category: People & Blogs - views - 1,090 likes (96.1%), 44 dislikes (3.9%)
45:00 <DIgerati> http://galaxy3d.com/files/youtube_d.zip
45:00 <DIgerati> good program
45:00 <TheRon> just used the leftover ham to make pizza
45:00 <DIgerati> it is not an installer
45:00 <DIgerati> it is a standalone program
46:00 <DIgerati> it's the best i seen
46:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: even had a turducken for xmas dinna
46:00 <Ana_Ng> oh lucky
46:00 <TheRon> nice too
46:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs
46:00 <Bastardly_One> hopefully JB has no bargains
46:00 <Bastardly_One> or I'm in trouble
47:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAokcf1315w
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Black Sabbath - Greatest Hits (Full Album) HD.Qk. (Nov 19, 2014) 01:13:19 - Category: Howto & Style - 170,866 views - 830 likes (95.6%), 38 dislikes (4.4%)
47:00 <DIgerati> fucking garbos aint collected the garbage todsay
47:00 <DIgerati> arghhh
47:00 <TheRon> do you really want to hurt me?
47:00 <Christopher> ne1 like cod games
47:00 <DIgerati> do you really want to make me cry ?
47:00 <TheRon> do you really want to make me cry?
47:00 <Christopher> i bought blackops 2
48:00 <DIgerati> i hate b george
48:00 <TheRon> you homophobe
48:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfSa9yrucgY
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best of Pearl Jam (1991-2014) (Sep 10, 2014) 02:55:38 - Category: Music - 14,993 views - 58 likes (98.3%), 1 dislikes (1.7%)
49:00 <DIgerati> i'll have him to be my wife, and love him for only his money
49:00 <TheRon> i've heard he likes them young
49:00 <DIgerati> really ?
50:00 <DIgerati> never heard that news
50:00 <DIgerati> must be a toilet thing ?
50:00 <TheRon> just what i've heard
50:00 <^> pearl jam yer
50:00 <DIgerati> i loved pearl jam in the 90's
50:00 <DIgerati> was in my 20's
50:00 <milk> its a public holiday
50:00 <milk> not all the shops are open
50:00 <DIgerati> heaps of shops here are open
51:00 <DIgerati> in essendon
51:00 <milk> most are
51:00 <TheRon> rivers, 80% off
51:00 <milk> but they are mostly short staffed
51:00 <^> 80% fuck
51:00 <milk> and places have queues to get in  in the city
51:00 <^> thats like
51:00 <^> nearly free
51:00 <TheRon> awesome hey
51:00 <^> get some t-shirts beehhh's family makes them
52:00 <TheRon> i have a rivers factory round the corner from mine
52:00 <DIgerati> TheRon , remember on elizabeth st, there used to be a shop where they sold lp's, is there any stores around that still lp's ?
52:00 <^> This is a good pearl jam song
52:00 <^> paste another song
52:00 <^> u can paste the song ill listen to them :)
52:00 <TheRon> no, i'm a country boy
52:00 <DIgerati> argh
52:00 <^> country music
52:00 <^> lol
53:00 <TheRon> i make hamburgers i get all the girls
53:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcrbM1l_BoI
53:00 <DIgerati> that's country
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Avicii, Aloe Blacc - Wake Me Up (Official Video) (Jul 29, 2013) 4:33 - Category: Music - 516,620,010 views - 1,749,628 likes (96.2%), 69,469 dislikes (3.8%)
53:00 <DIgerati> i got the same tattoo as them
53:00 <TheRon> i know that song, it's gay
53:00 <DIgerati> been to avicii concert
53:00 <DIgerati> it aint gay man
53:00 <TheRon> why?
53:00 <DIgerati> its a song for all
54:00 <DIgerati> we are all asleep in a way
54:00 <DIgerati> to the gvt's
55:00 <DIgerati> love how she comes into the city with a horse
55:00 <Christopher> hi
55:00 <DIgerati> wonder if i am allowed to go into the city with a horse
56:00 <zaim> https://i.imgur.com/VkJ1ZwJ.jpg
57:00 <milk> know the feeling
57:00 <milk> and when you on the phone your hand is shaking the reciever so much people thing your jerking off
58:00 <StrykerX> :>
58:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2sFSbn7ZIw
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: R.E.M. - Best of R.E.M. - In Time (1988 - 2003) - Full album. (Jun 11, 2014) 01:16:30 - Category: People & Blogs - 739,796 views - likes (93%), 121 dislikes (7%)
00:00 <Pieter> so thats why all the male toilets are disgusting
01:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF8-tk9qGrc
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Eagles - Hotel California (full album) HD 1080p video, 48khz .flac audio (Mar 23, 2013) - Category: Music - views - likes (94.7%), 863 dislikes (5.3%)
01:00 <Pieter> YOU GUYS CANT KEEP YOUR WEINERS STILL !
01:00 <TheRon> you can talk
01:00 <DIgerati> b1, do you know most hotels ?
01:00 <TheRon> i've seen a vid
02:00 <^> ahhh
02:00 <^> love this song
02:00 <TheRon> anybody got a ticket to see neil diamond?
02:00 <StrykerX> That video showed the world what drugs does to your body
02:00 <StrykerX> Not able to get it up after 8 min of trying.
03:00 <TheRon> she lies and says she's in love with him, can't find a better man
04:00 <StrykerX> She bangs, she bangs!!
04:00 <TheRon> i bet she sodes
04:00 <TheRon> does
05:00 <^> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrZRURcb1cM
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fleetwood Mac - Dreams [with lyrics] (Apr 18, 2011) 4:14 - Category: Music - 7,605,961 views - 29,694 likes (97.8%), 681 dislikes (2.2%)
05:00 <DIgerati> TheRon , we are programmed to receive
05:00 <DIgerati> TheRon , you can checkout anytime you like
05:00 <TheRon> but never leave
06:00 <TheRon> so much like ballarat\
06:00 <crash> asian box tastes ok
06:00 <TheRon> crash are we talking food?
06:00 <DIgerati> can you buy a house in sovereign hill ?
06:00 <TheRon> no
07:00 <DIgerati> why the fuck not
07:00 <DIgerati> it is crown land
07:00 <DIgerati> cunts :)
07:00 <DIgerati> i promise i will dress everyday like a miner
07:00 <DIgerati> that would be cool but, to own land on it
07:00 <Pieter> freekin boom beach ads
08:00 <DIgerati> and build a replica colonial house
08:00 <Pieter> IT BETTER BE GOOD !
08:00 <TheRon> captain jack will get you high tonight and take you to your special island
08:00 <TheRon> a song for pieter
09:00 <^> gotta see what happend in that last Charmed episode I saw on TV
09:00 <^> when she turns into a mermaid
09:00 <DIgerati> ^ i got a song for you
09:00 <TheRon> hot?
09:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqWwsUhrFBw
09:00 <^> but shannon doherty isn't in it anymore
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Original Banana Phone Flash (Jul 28, 2008) 4:22 - Category: Comedy - 180,466 views - 896 likes (94.1%), 56 dislikes (5.9%)
10:00 <^> Come on I want some classics
10:00 <DIgerati> that's classic
10:00 <TheRon> billy joel?
10:00 <DIgerati> boring
11:00 <^> wtf is this song
11:00 <DIgerati> joel is ok when you are drunk
11:00 <TheRon> i am
11:00 <^> wtf
11:00 <^> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knW6eHV3iVQ
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Business - I Ran (So Far Away) - My Music Video (Nov 13, 2008) 0 - Category: Music - 197,991 views - 290 likes (97%), 9 dislikes (3%)
11:00 <TheRon> no covers
12:00 <Fez> T20?
12:00 <TheRon> joe cocker did the best covers
12:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhnRHOYRncc
12:00 <DIgerati> drugs
12:00 <TheRon> should be
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NEW Stewie's Funniest Moments (Mar 13, 2012) 2:44 - Category: Comedy - 5,183,796 views - 15,946 likes (93.5%), 1,103 dislikes (6.5%)
13:00 <TheRon> fez i slept in till 9.30 this morning
13:00 <DIgerati> thats nothing, i woke up at lunch
13:00 <DIgerati> i was fucked up
14:00 <TheRon> beer was putting me to sleep 
16:00 <TheRon> was the rabbits winning nrl title really the greatest sporting moment of the year?
16:00 <StrykerX> Miner or minor?
17:00 <TheRon> ?
17:00 <StrykerX> Oh, it stopped scrolling\Nm
17:00 <TheRon> all is quiet on new years day
36:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1962632_10152763117032839_7823616009601254876_n.jpg?oh=1c56df35f1b4809a18f4d87a5bae2129&oe=55050385&__gda__=1429474492_067ad0f6efc53d539cab736dadfb2332
38:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5PtyrewSs&list=RD1D5PtyrewSs#t=0
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Counting Crows - A Long December (Dec 24, 2009) 0 - Category: Music - 4,558,768 views - 15,778 likes (97.6%), 393 dislikes (2.4%)
11:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbcUZGV39ec
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: PQM - Babe I'm Gonna Leave You (Nubreed & Phil Kieran Pass Extended Intro) (Jun 8, 2013) 9:27 - Category: Music - 1,836 views - 37 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
16:00 <^> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt2LHE3oeks
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Noongah - Out Da Front (Official Video) (Oct 16, 2009) - Category: Entertainment - 883,794 views - 4,050 likes (90.9%), 405 dislikes (9.1%)
16:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
17:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
17:00 <Zade> whats happening?
18:00 <Nikky`> Not much, finally home from Geelong and relaxing
18:00 <Zade> cool
18:00 <Nikky`> You?
18:00 <Zade> yeah not much prob head out tonight 
19:00 <Nikky`> Why not
20:00 <Zade> you wanna head out?
24:00 <Nikky`> I don't
24:00 <Nikky`> I just want to relax and sleep
24:00 <Nikky`> after today
26:00 <Nikky`> And I need to eat but i'm too comfy
26:00 <Nikky`> yaay for left overs from mums tho
26:00 <DIgerati> ended up with half a lamb in the oven
26:00 <DIgerati> lamb on spit
27:00 <DIgerati> full lamb
27:00 <DIgerati> how was xmas Nikky` ?
29:00 <Nikky`> It was good, relaxing
32:00 <DIgerati> 364 days till xmas
32:00 <Zade> woohoo
32:00 <Pieter> oh man
32:00 <Pieter> i cant believe im watching xanadu
33:00 <DIgerati> olivia
33:00 <DIgerati> i kinda like that movie
33:00 <Pieter> ooo spies like us is on
33:00 <Pieter> :)))
33:00 <Nikky`> Getting home across Westgate was great, no delays like they stated.. only slowed down to 40km but no stopping
33:00 <Pieter> oh right the delays started
33:00 <Pieter> yeh hoddle st is fuckiing quiet
33:00 <DIgerati> it's peak hour after 5pm
33:00 <Pieter> i was riding down the middle of the street swurving around
34:00 <Pieter> lasqt time i couldnt even cross the road without being hit by a car :/
35:00 <StrykerX> Fuck it's getting cold quick tonight
35:00 <^> Good
35:00 <^> Love the cold weather
36:00 <Nikky`> It is not StrykerX..cry baby
36:00 <Nikky`> I mean - nawww my poor baby
36:00 <^> cry baby
36:00 <^> wah wah
36:00 <StrykerX> Bite me
36:00 <^> i want mommy
36:00 <StrykerX> U emo ^?
37:00 <^> im a bit old to be emo
37:00 <Zade> i want hot weather
37:00 <StrykerX> So do I Zade
37:00 <StrykerX> Ohhh Nikky
37:00 <^> eskimos live very long lives and all they do is live in very cold weather and live off fish
37:00 <Nikky`> hey ooompalicious <3
37:00 <^> maybe that means something
37:00 <StrykerX> Move to antartica then
37:00 <StrykerX> Problem solved.
37:00 <StrykerX> Or Tassy
38:00 <StrykerX> Close enough.
38:00 <Nikky`> So I braved the shops with mum today in Geelong, now I am so tired
38:00 <^> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL5uQfKPSBg
38:00 <Nikky`> After near 2hr drive home also
38:00 <ooomp> Was it packed 
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Joe Cocker - With a little help from my friends Lyrics (Jun 10, 2011) 5:13 - Category: Music - 123,199 views - 515 likes (98.3%), 9 dislikes (1.7%)
38:00 <Zade> what did you buy me Nikky`?
38:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of cold fags
38:00 <StrykerX> Sup stebie?
38:00 <ooomp> I did the same. Only I went to Melbourne
38:00 <Nikky`> It was ooomp..crazy
39:00 <Nikky`> I got some gym gear, socks, dress and ummm.. mum also got me some stuff
39:00 <Nikky`> I am so spoilt
39:00 <ooomp> Oooh
39:00 <StrykerX> Shopping on Christmas Eve pissed me off enough.. Didn't bother with shops today
39:00 <Nikky`> She got me nice doona cover and sheet set
39:00 <ooomp> Sounds nice
39:00 <StrykerX> I hate crowded shops - Too many slow pricks.
39:00 <Nikky`> and ummmm this cool pink dressing gown and pj top
39:00 <StrykerX> Model it.
39:00 <StrykerX> Kgo. :P
40:00 <Nikky`> But my day started off with a light going off on my car and I am all like wtf
40:00 <Nikky`> and was rough
40:00 <Nikky`> think fuel block
40:00 <Nikky`> but its ok now and not going on again
42:00 <StrykerX> What light?
42:00 <^> i think im gonna puke
42:00 <^> nah jks
43:00 <Nikky`> a light
43:00 <Nikky`> lol
43:00 <Nikky`> I pulled out book 
44:00 <StrykerX> What did it look like I mean? :P
44:00 <Nikky`> Its going in to be looked at on 13th Jan anywho
44:00 <Nikky`> well I take it on 12th arvo so I can get replacement car
44:00 <Nikky`> they need to start it cold
44:00 <Nikky`> ummm like a tap thingo
45:00 <ooomp> Water
45:00 <StrykerX> Could be low on water
45:00 <ooomp> Something to do with the radiator or hoses system
45:00 <Nikky`> Nah
45:00 <Nikky`> its not water
46:00 <StrykerX> Did you actually check your water level?
46:00 <Nikky`> Yes
46:00 <StrykerX> Oh
46:00 <StrykerX> Oil?
46:00 <Nikky`> I checked oil and water level Tues night
46:00 <StrykerX> If it was a fuel block, you must run your tank down to empty a bit
46:00 <StrykerX> To get it to suck up the sludge
47:00 <StrykerX> What car you got?
47:00 <partay> a barina .. right Nikky`
47:00 <Nikky`> Holden Barina
47:00 <partay> BAM 
47:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, right partay
48:00 <partay> Nikky` get out of the garage and back in the kitchen 
48:00 <StrykerX> What year?
48:00 <partay> toasted sammich kgo
49:00 <Nikky`> I have left over ham and chicken and salad
49:00 <Nikky`> all I have
49:00 <Nikky`> 2009
49:00 <^> is there some trick to making good toasted sammich
49:00 <^> i rekon theyre shit
50:00 <partay> its all in the stacking of the ingredients
50:00 <partay> they have to be inbetween 2 slices of cheese 
51:00 <amsy> butter the outside instead of the inside
51:00 <partay> amsy duh
51:00 <amsy> so many people dont
51:00 <partay> thaks for that tip 
51:00 <partay> bs
51:00 <partay> everyone does 
51:00 <^> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwgBCclRrYw
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Leonard Cohen - The Future - Natural Born Killers Soundtrack (Dec 15, 2012) 6:45 - Category: Music - 49,074 views - 217 likes (96.9%), 7 dislikes (3.1%)
51:00 <amsy> oh ok 
52:00 <partay> alaska people dont 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot of the ones you buy from places don't
52:00 <partay> i would never buy one from a place that doesngt 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I never notice that much to tell you the truth
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I like bland cheese and ham ones
53:00 <partay> well it is womens work 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I better see how these sausage rolls are cooking
56:00 <^> not much of a fan of sausage rolls lately
56:00 <stebie> StrykerX, not a lot fgt
56:00 <stebie> watching soccer
56:00 <stebie> you?
56:00 <StrykerX> Trust you
56:00 <StrykerX> Watching a bunch of faggots who cry if someone touches em
57:00 <StrykerX> "REF.. HE BROKE MY NAIL!"
58:00 <StrykerX> Nikky`, a quick Google suggests the Emissions warning light comes on alot in that model.
58:00 <Nikky`> brb food time
59:00 <StrykerX> Personally, I've not heard of an emissions warning light since I had my old VL.
59:00 <Bastardly_One> man I want some of that ... food that is
59:00 <Bastardly_One> still got about half an hour
00:00 <StrykerX> As if eat this late
01:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't eaten all day and I'm starving
02:00 <couleurs> u-hu!!!!!!!!!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hacking cunts
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm really in the mood to play a certain game against real life people
02:00 <couleurs> me 2
03:00 <Loof> i cant log into psn again today
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same game I suspect couleurs
03:00 <StrykerX> Loof, better change your credit card info.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> a hacking group have ddosed Sony and Microsoft
03:00 <StrykerX> Sony seems to have shit security.
04:00 <couleurs> bit sad how such a huge company can still get fucked over by some idiets
04:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone can get ddosed
05:00 <couleurs> yea but it's sony... they have money right
05:00 <couleurs> just reboot your router m8s
05:00 <StrykerX> Script kiddies
06:00 <Bastardly_One> arseholes with nothing better to do 
06:00 <StrykerX> couleurs, that won't stop a DDoS if you have a static IP
06:00 <couleurs> it was a joke!!!!!!!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually don't get it because you'd suspect a lot of those types would also be gamers
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean I get it but you know what I mean 
06:00 <couleurs> #pcmasterrays
07:00 <StrykerX> They do it for e-credibility
07:00 <StrykerX> Nothing more.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> they call themselves the lizard squad
07:00 <StrykerX> "Look at me, I can send a command to get 2000 systems to UDP packet an IP"
08:00 <StrykerX> HERO
08:00 <StrykerX> If they wanna be top shit, tell them to hack the FBI or AFP
08:00 <doctor> annonimouse will save us
08:00 <StrykerX> And I say HACK, not DDOS
08:00 <StrykerX> Prove thesemlves
09:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't help me play a game right now ... arseholes
09:00 <StrykerX> Themselves*
09:00 <Pieter> what lizard group
09:00 <Pieter> and their ddos lame tactics
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Sony are trying to get engineers to fix it but yeah good luck
09:00 <StrykerX> Anonymous wouldn't bother with petty shit like this.
09:00 <Pieter> they sure fucked up the gaming servers nicely:/
10:00 <StrykerX> They like to piss off govts and the likes
10:00 <stebie> gooooooaaaaaaaaaallllllllll
10:00 <Bastardly_One> anonymous were going to release the interview for free
11:00 <doctor> if i had talent i'd put it to better use
11:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine the rage of teenagers world wide
11:00 <doctor> they can wank it off
12:00 <^> I have talent
12:00 <^>  I can tap dance
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't though doctor ... I'm old and got rsi :P
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the thing is I bet if I could access it 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd play a game that doesn't need to be online
13:00 <^> Poor old cunt lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the mind works like that ... you want things because you can't have them
13:00 <Loof> i've just been hitting the last of us
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking that but nuh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Shadow of Mordor maybe
14:00 <Loof> january %50 psn games
14:00 <Loof> some
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but don't wanna finish that yet ... not until a new RPG comes out
14:00 <Bastardly_One> How to Survive is there for 20
15:00 <stebie> so, PSN is down worldwide?
15:00 <^> K  K K K K K K King Of Snake
15:00 <Loof> dragon age inquisition is $60 during jan
15:00 <Loof> i
15:00 <Loof> i'll pick that up
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I was nearly gonna get that today
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah stebie
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I might on Monday ... dunno yet
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it's buggy ... you need to investigate Shadow of Mordor possibly
16:00 <Bastardly_One> if you can handle Lord of the Rings wank
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the elf ghost is a drama queen
17:00 <Pieter> i was gonna buy that
17:00 <Bastardly_One> do it 
17:00 <Pieter> EB are doing games quite cheap 2nd hand now
17:00 <Bastardly_One> good game
17:00 <Pieter> I almost bought need for speed rivals yesterday
17:00 <Pieter> day before evne
17:00 <Pieter> even even
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't do it 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> seen it so many times and wondered but nuh 
17:00 <Pieter> why ? just inspect the disc before taking it
17:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, just one of those games
18:00 <Bastardly_One> don't want to actually buy it I don't think
18:00 <Pieter> Ill collect it just so I can have the biggest ps4 library too
18:00 <Pieter> =)
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got exactly 10
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and one digital
19:00 <^> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_SBPZ_pdv4
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Underworld - King Of Snake (Everything...) (Jan 27, 2009) 10:54 - Category: Music - 311,500 views - 1,634 likes (98.4%), dislikes (1.6%)
21:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you
22:00 <Bastardly_One> as if I have to meet that dwarf
22:00 <Bastardly_One> gay
23:00 <couleurs> i have 2 :)
25:00 <stebie> same !!
25:00 <amsy> me 2
25:00 <British^Meat> 3
25:00 <couleurs> B*lls!!!!!!!!!
26:00 <stebie> F*F*!!!
27:00 <amsy> I Don't Have A Dick , You Pr*ck
27:00 <couleurs> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you serious can't level on that unless you play against other people or FUT though
28:00 <Bastardly_One> pity you can't log in 
28:00 <couleurs> good 1 amsy thank u
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you get two mega gold packs for christmas
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the phone app will give you random gold packs too 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't have to actually use it
29:00 <^> http://www.isolatebutpreserve.blogspot.com.au/#!http://isolatebutpreserve.blogspot.com/2014/06/hidden-video-of-trial.html
29:00 <couleurs> i'm a gold pack
29:00 <Nikky`> Back
29:00 <Pieter> yeh
29:00 <Pieter> FOOLS GOLD!
29:00 <Pieter> =p
29:00 <British^Meat> heh
30:00 <amsy> snowed a bit while i slept
30:00 <amsy> :')
30:00 <Nikky`> And - really StrykerX about my car? then I shall not worry too much 
31:00 <^> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M539PgDjbas
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jew: We killed Jesus, we're proud of it (Feb 10, 2007) 1:43 - Category: People & Blogs - 96,758 views - 496 likes (72.7%), 186 dislikes (27.3%)
31:00 <couleurs> didn't snow hear...
32:00 <Bastardly_One> it did on my tv ... in GTA
32:00 <amsy> this is the first real snow of the season
32:00 <amsy> so late
32:00 <Christopher> coool
33:00 <Christopher> i gonna make fried rice
33:00 <Christopher> lol
35:00 <couleurs> ok
35:00 <Christopher> actually i gonna make concoction
35:00 <couleurs> coconut
36:00 <Christopher> Cath^
36:00 <Cath^> Christopher
36:00 <couleurs> Coconut^
36:00 <Christopher> lols
36:00 <Pieter> grrrr, wish my legs werent spaghetti i feel like vodka
36:00 <Cath^> lol
36:00 <Pieter> VOOOOOOODKA
36:00 <Pieter> kavoooood
37:00 <couleurs> mom's spaghetti
37:00 <couleurs> --- gay eminem 
37:00 <Christopher> on my shirt already
38:00 <^> take ur shirt off
38:00 <Christopher> so birth been curst
38:00 <^> Christopher, take ur clothes off
38:00 <Doodle> CURST
38:00 <Christopher> ^ u a chick
38:00 <^> Now squat and cough
38:00 <Christopher> lol
38:00 <^> flick ur ears
38:00 <^> open ur mouth
38:00 <^> rolls ur fingers in ur mouth
39:00 <^> arms out straight
39:00 <Christopher> ive nearlly ate all the food in my place
40:00 <Christopher> bloody black ops 2 is taking ages
41:00 <Christopher> 31$ usd
41:00 <Christopher> normally 89 usd
41:00 <Christopher> fps games suck on console
41:00 <^> u played samp ?
43:00 <Doodle> put on your 3d glasses nowwwwwwwww
44:00 <Christopher> yes ^
44:00 <Christopher> i used us trainer on it
44:00 <Christopher> and cheat
45:00 <^> they have anti cheat
45:00 <^> most servers
45:00 <Nikky`> Doodledooooooooooooooooooooo <3
45:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos <3
45:00 <Doodle> hows it going
45:00 <Christopher> i could play gta5 online on ps3
45:00 <Christopher> but want pc version
46:00 <Nikky`> Its going fantastical thank you
46:00 <Doodle> onice
46:00 <Nikky`> You?
46:00 <Doodle> pretty good
46:00 <Doodle> w8n 4 a m8
46:00 <Nikky`> to do?
47:00 <Doodle> drink probably
47:00 <Nikky`> Sounds delightful
47:00 <Doodle> he leaves a lot of alcohol here so its time to clean up a bit
47:00 <Nikky`> Can I have my normal 12am drunk call
47:00 <Doodle> ok, penis in or out this time
48:00 <Nikky`> Hmmm maybe in this time..for something different
48:00 <Doodle> ok, spoilsport
48:00 <Nikky`> ok ok out.. let it all hang out
48:00 <Doodle> wooo
49:00 <Nikky`> ;o)
50:00 <Nikky`> Can't believe its nearly 10
50:00 <Doodle> past your bedtime
50:00 <Nikky`> It nearly is
50:00 <Nikky`> tho, I am in bed already
50:00 <Doodle> :o
51:00 <Doodle> pics
51:00 <Nikky`> sure
51:00 <Doodle> nakey ones?
51:00 <Nikky`> Of course
51:00 <Doodle> awesome
51:00 <Doodle> better make room in the spank bank
52:00 <Nikky`> So glad to finally be sleeping in my bed again
52:00 <Doodle> mine has a cat sprawled out on it
53:00 <Nikky`> Well you do need more pussy in your bed
53:00 <Doodle> 2 right
53:00 <Nikky`> Pity i'm just too far away ;o)
54:00 <Doodle> well, you're not that far away
54:00 <Doodle> it doesnt take long if you speed
55:00 <Nikky`> Too far away for you.. sif i'm driving to yours
55:00 <Doodle> lol
55:00 <Doodle> i used to see a girl in bonbeach
55:00 <Doodle> it wasnt that far
55:00 <Doodle> it is with a hardon tho
55:00 <Nikky`> Awesome, we got this sorted then
55:00 <Doodle> re00www
56:00 <StrykerX> Just remember.. An hours drive @ 100km/h is 1/2 an hour at 150km/h
56:00 <StrykerX> ;)
56:00 <Nikky`> lol
56:00 <Doodle> lol 150km/h over the westgate
56:00 <StrykerX> Wait, did I get that right
56:00 <Doodle> i'd fall off
56:00 <Doodle> no
56:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
56:00 <Doodle> it would be 45 mins
56:00 <StrykerX> 1 gust of wind.
56:00 <StrykerX> Yeah, thought so
57:00 <StrykerX> Exhausted from all this Christmas shit
57:00 <Doodle> but i was going to let it slide
57:00 <StrykerX> My math isn't the best.
57:00 <StrykerX> 200km would be 30 min
57:00 <StrykerX> 250km would be only 15 min
57:00 <Doodle> i think i;d bounce off the road at 200km/h
57:00 <Doodle> i did once before
57:00 <Nikky`> Well can only do 40kms over westgate right now
58:00 <StrykerX> Good luck getting over the WG at 250km/h though
58:00 <StrykerX> It's not smooth enough.
58:00 <Doodle> its 40kms over the westgate 90% of the time anyway
58:00 <StrykerX> Yeah
58:00 <Nikky`> True
58:00 <Doodle> i blame caravans
58:00 <Doodle> scourge of the road
58:00 <Doodle> and peugeots
58:00 <Doodle> fucking ear hair having wooly crap driving cunts
59:00 <Doodle> even worse a peugeot towing a caravan
00:00 <Taco> 35km/h in honour of the construction workers
00:00 <StrykerX> I can 1 up that
00:00 <StrykerX> Asian towing van with a Peugeot
00:00 <Doodle> oh god
01:00 <StrykerX> Asian drivers literally scare me.
01:00 <StrykerX> It's like they are in their own lil world.
01:00 <Doodle> fuck i hate caravans, they should be all towed to westies backyards and LEFT THERE FOREVER TO ROT
01:00 <StrykerX> Haha
01:00 <Doodle> then line up all the caravan owners along the western ring road
01:00 <Doodle> and shoot them in the face one by one
01:00 <TokenDaRing> evening folks
01:00 <Nikky`> Evening
01:00 <StrykerX> I love when you see a clapped out Falcon on gas towing a van
02:00 <Doodle> you smell if before you see it
02:00 <Doodle> *it
02:00 <StrykerX> They hit a hill and drop from 80km/h to 55km/h
02:00 <StrykerX> Yup
02:00 <StrykerX> Cause it needs to run rich as fuck to have a chance
02:00 <^> You ever been on a tour of fremantle prison ?
03:00 <Doodle> random
03:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7zPiTHjzVI
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: load bearing drywall.wmv (May 21, 2011) 1:31 - Category: Comedy - 20,254 views - 222 likes (97.8%), 5 dislikes (2.2%)
04:00 <StrykerX> lol
04:00 <StrykerX> Just a bit
05:00 <TokenDaRing> in the year 20xx a fighter jet fetishist takes on the greatest construction challenge of his life
05:00 <StrykerX> `info
06:00 <StrykerX> Ugh
06:00 <StrykerX> Dickhead script
06:00 <StrykerX> ChanOP got put on ignore for notice flood
06:00 <StrykerX> :/
06:00 <Taco> careful
07:00 <Taco> ChanOP is spiteful and will possibly ignore you back
07:00 <StrykerX> ZOMGFLOODHAX
07:00 <Taco> wth is bbq hax anyway?
07:00 <StrykerX> Anyone know a decent photo editing program that runs on a Mac?
07:00 <Taco> radiator grills?
08:00 <Taco> editing?
08:00 <Taco> photoshop
08:00 <Taco> but that reminds me, I must try acdsee
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I think gimp does
08:00 <Taco> he said editing, gimp doesn't do anything useful
08:00 <Doodle> i heard if you pour a glass of water on your mac it opens photo editing software
09:00 <StrykerX> I tried Gimp at my old workplace
09:00 <StrykerX> All I could manage was to make a photo black and white lol
09:00 <Taco> gimp is for poor old fat loser men
09:00 <Taco> who find dumb abbreviations quite clever
10:00 <Taco> it can't be about cost because nobody actually buys photoshop
11:00 <StrykerX> rofl @ nobody buys
11:00 <StrykerX> That's what kepy TPB alive
11:00 <StrykerX> Photoshop keygens
11:00 <Nikky`> blah blah blah
11:00 <StrykerX> Nikky, if you're bored
11:00 <StrykerX> You can come fix these photos for me
12:00 <Nikky`> Sure, I know how to do that
12:00 <TokenDaRing> if you want to buy adobe products legit, do it via a VPN
12:00 <TokenDaRing> pay US price
12:00 <TokenDaRing> also, Taco, are you saying GIMP is for Picard?
12:00 <Doodle> peeps
13:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of Picard
13:00 <StrykerX> He just got unbanne
13:00 <StrykerX> d
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
14:00 <StrykerX> Katie baby
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey
15:00 <Taco> Why did he get banned?
16:00 <StrykerX> He prolly pissed off simba
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> taco
17:00 <British^Meat> id say why Taco
17:00 <Taco> sup slut
17:00 <Bastardly_One> only a few more days and hot cross buns will be available
17:00 <British^Meat> but u would try to start something with me
17:00 <British^Meat> :( so i wont
17:00 <Taco> I won't fight with you, its a legit question
18:00 <Taco> We can be friends you know
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yo mum! is up
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> few more days :/
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's crazy shit
18:00 <Taco> I'll even hold your hand if you like
18:00 <Taco> Or not, whatevs aye
19:00 <British^Meat> nah, youre trouble
19:00 <Bastardly_One> totally
19:00 <Taco> Are you trying to say I have beautiful hair and vuluptuious physique?
20:00 <Nikky`> Alrighty - time for some zzzzz enjoy rest of your night
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> what!
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> you also can't spell 
22:00 <Taco> Yea its an occupational hazard
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> voluptuous 
24:00 <Christopher> :)
24:00 <Taco> I should prob get an irc client that has a spell check like ms word
24:00 <Taco> ms word saves my professional ass daily
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can't spell really 
25:00 <Taco> but you just did
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, but it just means fat
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i can spell related words
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… curvaceous  
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> not waif like
25:00 <^> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LDpzcQa_U8
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bronson (2009) (Aug 10, 2014) - Category: Music - 61,950 views - 330 likes (98.2%), 6 dislikes (1.8%)
26:00 <Taco> I thought it was all about tits
26:00 <Taco> although tits are just fat or silicone
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's like hour glass figure
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> boobs + butt
26:00 <Taco> also it is about the hourglass shape
26:00 <Taco> yes
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
26:00 <Taco> big butts are overrated tho
26:00 <Christopher> lol
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <Taco> tiny butts are also nice. Easier to take her from behind eh
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever floats ya boat
27:00 <Taco> big butts, her ass cheeks become an obstacle
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh you've fucked a few fattens in your time, right
28:00 <Taco> sometimes they fold over her cunt and you can't even see it
28:00 <Taco> when you're taking her from behind
28:00 <Taco> which begs to question, are you having sex with her ass or her vagina?
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> geese, you must have been with some large ladies
28:00 <Taco> I prefer vag, ass doesn't feel right
28:00 <Taco> also it doesn't smell right
28:00 <Taco> </rant>
29:00 <Taco> you don't need all that big of an ass for the issues I described to become apparent
29:00 <StrykerX> You can't tell the difference between arse/vag?
30:00 <Taco> big ass + taking her from behind = no, as an answer to your question
30:00 <TokenDaRing> guys guys
30:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher is the expert on this subject
30:00 <StrykerX> Dude. If she punches you
30:00 <TokenDaRing> we should hear his opinions
30:00 <StrykerX> It's arse
30:00 <StrykerX> He is?
30:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
30:00 <Christopher> nope
30:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher knows allllll about the ladies
30:00 <Taco> wait, ass or vag?
30:00 <StrykerX> Christopher, advice?
31:00 <StrykerX> Not from the voices either bro
31:00 <Christopher>  gotta see their face when fucking them
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> why?
32:00 <Christopher> cause i love eyes
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> cree[
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ creep
32:00 <Christopher> huh
32:00 <Christopher> think doggie is creep
33:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 when can i get my christmas hand job from you 
33:00 <Christopher> not looking into their eyes
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> party - line up and pay the fee
33:00 <partay> sweet
34:00 <partay> coins*
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitch please
34:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher would you sleep with a girl wearing a mask or a paper bag?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf
35:00 <Christopher> why TokenDaRing do u want me to sleep with u
35:00 <TokenDaRing> please yes
35:00 <TokenDaRing> I want more
35:00 <Christopher> lol
35:00 <TokenDaRing> I watched the Interview today
35:00 <TokenDaRing> it was a pile of shit
36:00 <TokenDaRing> 0/10
36:00 <TokenDaRing> would not recommend even if you hate yourself
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
36:00 <Taco> I hate seeing her face when I'm fucking her
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
36:00 <Taco> cause I wonder what will her face look like when I tell her she has to leave and call her a taxi
36:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's why I ask her to fuck me from behind
36:00 <Taco> also I don't want her memorising my face
36:00 <TokenDaRing> in case she remembers after the roofies wear off?
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <partay> TokenDaRing exactly
37:00 <Taco> nah incase I see her at work or something
37:00 <Taco> which has happened before
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> whore!
38:00 <StrykerX> Ahhh dickhead hour
39:00 <Taco> sif
39:00 <StrykerX> Burnout central here atm
39:00 <Taco> sex is pretty natural. You like it and want more
39:00 <Taco> Just do it aye
39:00 <StrykerX> The temptation to throw out some tacks
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> like chocolate?
39:00 <Taco> Also try not to be ugly or ethnic
39:00 <StrykerX> Doggy overcomes ugly
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> when selecting a root?
39:00 <Taco> nah
39:00 <Taco> ugly can mean her body
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like variety, personally
40:00 <StrykerX> Oh
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> and what's an ugly body?
40:00 <StrykerX> I was wondering that
40:00 <Taco> well send us a photo of your naked body and I'll tell you if its ugly
40:00 <StrykerX> Lights off doggy - nothing to see.
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
41:00 <StrykerX> Smooth, Taco.
41:00 <Taco> remember the secret of sexting is to not show your face
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
41:00 <Taco> I don't really want to see that anyway
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> sexting involves pics?
41:00 <StrykerX> You can sext without pics?
41:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher, do you have sex with lights on or off?
42:00 <Christopher> depends on girl
42:00 <StrykerX> Christopher, do you sext with face in the picture?
42:00 <Christopher> huh
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, i guess… a few pics
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> of a hard cock 
43:00 <StrykerX> Christopher, you don't even know what sexting is, do you?
43:00 <Taco> lights on or off... meh
43:00 <Taco> does it matter?
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like lights off
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> or low lights
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> few candles 
43:00 <Taco> candles are gay
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> and some romantic music softly playing in the background
44:00 <Taco> I like bright lights and porn magazines spread around
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> and rose petrels on the bed
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ taco
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> such a cunt
44:00 <Taco> better if you have a selection of porn movies - all of them on vhs
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
45:00 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
45:00 <StrykerX> VHS
47:00 <Taco> VHS is more artistic
47:00 <Taco> you get the distortions of dust & semen in the tape
47:00 <TokenDaRing> so how was everyon'es christmas yesterday?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
48:00 <Taco> DVDs just don't play if they have jizz on them
48:00 <StrykerX> Semen in the tape?
48:00 <StrykerX> You fuck your tapes?
49:00 <Taco> No
49:00 <Taco> When you're having a day long session of masturbation
49:00 <Taco> sometimes you spill cum on the floor but you're too lazy or drunk to clean it up
49:00 <Taco> then later you're finding another tape, and it just happens
49:00 <Taco> its artistic and sexy as fuck
49:00 <Taco> kate's knickers are coming off as we speak
50:00 <StrykerX> She wears knickers?
50:00 <TokenDaRing> that isn't hard?
51:00 <Taco> chris has some of kates knickers I'm pretty sure
51:00 <Taco> so I imagine she does have some of her own
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm leaving them on
53:00 <Taco> well suit yourself, get me another cider then
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> because they look sexy!
56:00 <beagle> i try pay for anne green gabels ive wanted for yars
56:00 <beagle> years
56:00 <beagle> they say the book is good for you.
57:00 <beagle> women dont love a man that doesnt change
57:00 <beagle> the man changes for a woman
57:00 <beagle> i dont change when they tell me it for in hypocrasy
58:00 <beagle> cause then you can leave a living lie.
58:00 <beagle> gonna go sleep in 400 people place
58:00 <beagle> dont die on me
58:00 <beagle> cause if you do 
59:00 <beagle> you dont have to alwys make it sad
59:00 <beagle> fucker of a bleiver
59:00 <beagle> fuck i hate internet cunts sometimse
59:00 <beagle> i think they just sit on what they got reallly tight n worship !
00:00 <beagle> gen y hate themselves so bad
00:00 <beagle> they think they are the media
00:00 <beagle> they are so fucking stupid they know they are and cry
00:00 <beagle> theyre just lost
00:00 <beagle> i hate them
01:00 <beagle> i dont wanna know how fucking stupid no body is 
01:00 <TokenDaRing> beagle
01:00 <beagle> they all jew to me
01:00 <TokenDaRing> shut up
01:00 <TokenDaRing> and stup crying
01:00 <TokenDaRing> thanks
01:00 <beagle> need to know
02:00 <Taco> Bastardly_One: do you still have @ in #cats? 
02:00 <beagle> i dont have a tool do i have listen to u , single person ?
02:00 <TokenDaRing> beagle you  don't need a tool, you are a tool
03:00 <beagle> folks is why they know when you do it right
03:00 <beagle> nothing to lose for amuse
03:00 <TokenDaRing> stop taking acid man
04:00 <beagle> the only hardcore is what you are born with
07:00 <beagle> and the vicorians are going to launce 
07:00 <beagle> a lance.
07:00 <beagle> you pussies !!!
07:00 <beagle> i *AM* being a comedin
07:00 <beagle> no e
07:00 <beagle> just a st kilda and the fact you love you while we are gone
23:00 <TokenDaRing> Christopher, what'd you get up to on Christmas?
23:00 <partay> besides sodomy 
29:00 <Pieter> bed time
30:00 <Pieter> this sexy body of mine needs to be vertical
30:00 <Pieter> cant get a body like mine without zZzZs
30:00 <Pieter> bbl
33:00 <Maurice> Remind me to become an insomniac if sleeping gives me a body like Pieters
34:00 <Pieter> nawww, just remain the bitter bitch you are.
34:00 <Pieter> anyway *boing*
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <partay> lol
34:00 <partay> poor Pieter
35:00 <Maurice> I'm unsure how bitter I am
35:00 <Maurice> Is there a test of some sort
36:00 <partay> let me taste
37:00 <DIgerati> yo
37:00 <DIgerati> sup
37:00 <DIgerati> n1 here ?
38:00 <DIgerati> dont make me defrag you
38:00 <DIgerati> :)
38:00 <DIgerati> beagle yo
39:00 <DIgerati> u l33t h4xx0r u beagle
39:00 <DIgerati> i envy thee
40:00 <DIgerati> in fact i roll in a fit of uncontrolable mirth
41:00 <DIgerati> anyone awake ?
41:00 <DIgerati> it's friday ffs
42:00 <partay> shhhh
43:00 <DIgerati> shhh what ? did someone die ?
43:00 <DIgerati> sheesh, geeze
46:00 <DemonsRun> Windows app store is ridiculous
47:00 <DIgerati> download apps from elsewhere
47:00 <partay> yah
47:00 <DemonsRun> It's a Windows based system
47:00 <partay> windows store sucks ass 
47:00 <DemonsRun> I can't even get internet explorer
47:00 <DIgerati> http://www.jaben.com.au/collections/akg/products/akg-q701
47:00 <DemonsRun> Lole
47:00 <DemonsRun> Wtf
47:00 <partay> wtf
47:00 <DIgerati> who the fuck uses IE ?
47:00 <DemonsRun> Like*
47:00 <partay> IE is shit 
47:00 <DemonsRun> I don't, that's my point
47:00 <DIgerati> i only use Opera
48:00 <DIgerati> they are going to rid of ie one day, i hope
48:00 <DemonsRun> Well
48:00 <DemonsRun> Thanks for the help
48:00 <DemonsRun> Not
48:00 <DIgerati> geiasou GreekSnake
48:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
48:00 <GreekSnake> geia
48:00 <DIgerati> apw pou eisai re fili ?
49:00 <GreekSnake> filos eimai, oxi fili
49:00 <GreekSnake> Melbourne, esy;
49:00 <DIgerati> ta ellenika mou den einai toso kala
49:00 <DIgerati> orea, egw eimai stin melbourni
49:00 <DIgerati> ellenas eisai ?
50:00 <GreekSnake> nai, esy;
50:00 <GreekSnake> sou esteila privé
50:00 <DIgerati> genithika egw stin ellada, ala ehw 37 xronia edw
50:00 <DIgerati> apw 10 xronon
50:00 <DIgerati> chrono
50:00 <GreekSnake> egw gennh8hka edw
51:00 <DIgerati> ehis pai stin ellada ?
51:00 <DIgerati> skata einai klevon to cosmo
51:00 <DIgerati> oh cosmos ehwn gin apteonos
52:00 <DIgerati> anyway, i gather your english is good there GreekSnake
52:00 <Taco> fuck you're annoying
52:00 <DIgerati> it will flourish in greece, greeks are paying taxes
52:00 <DIgerati> way too much democracy in the past
53:00 <DIgerati> tax is good in a way man
53:00 <DIgerati> it comes back to the people eventually
53:00 <GreekSnake> well I do speak English as well, obviously
53:00 <GreekSnake> lol
53:00 <DIgerati> lol
53:00 <partay> the greeks in vented sex.... but the itialians invnted it with women
54:00 <GreekSnake> nonsense, the Italians didn't even exist until the 1860s 
54:00 <DIgerati> ma fungolo stu gatso de patsa manaja stronzo
54:00 <DIgerati> yeah, the turks took them over
55:00 <GreekSnake> DIgerati, poios se eklepse kai kaneis parapona;
55:00 <DIgerati> the only people to allie with the greeks in 1941 in crete was the brits and usa, so the rest of the new generation in their all fucking intelligent minds figure that out
56:00 <DIgerati> greece is a strategic point
56:00 <DIgerati> italians under the nazis
56:00 <DIgerati> italy should have allied with the brits
56:00 <partay> they did eventually
56:00 <DIgerati> they did when it was over
56:00 <DIgerati> too late suxxors
57:00 <DIgerati> greece was under the austrian/hungarian dynasty, mopnarchy
57:00 <GreekSnake> no it wasn't
57:00 <DIgerati> that's why
57:00 <DIgerati> yes it
57:00 <DIgerati> was
57:00 <GreekSnake> what are you on about?
57:00 <DIgerati> fucking read history
57:00 <partay> lol
57:00 <DIgerati> astwn, einai malakas
57:00 <DIgerati> den zeri
57:00 <DIgerati> xeri
58:00 <DIgerati> xeri ta xeradia tou :)
58:00 <GreekSnake> when was Greece ever under the Habsburgs?
58:00 <DIgerati> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_I_of_Greece
59:00 <GreekSnake> they only ever reached as far south as Bosnia-Herzegovina and Vojvodina
59:00 <DIgerati> fyrom was vardaska
59:00 <DIgerati> it's name is vardaska
59:00 <DIgerati> the skopje
59:00 <DIgerati> bitola
59:00 <GreekSnake> haha
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