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00:00 <British^Meat> ooer, bannings
00:00 <matrix> unbanning
00:00 <stebie> and that's a shocking ban at that
00:00 <stebie> who did it?
00:00 <stebie> wouldn't catch a fly
00:00 <British^Meat> i saw it b4....
00:00 <British^Meat> [22:27] * ChanOP sets mode: +b *!*ee720bd4.optusnet.com.au@*
01:00 <British^Meat> buti know not who set such a ban
01:00 <stebie> likewise
01:00 <matrix> Yes it was a bit fucked wasn't it stebie
01:00 <stebie> i stab them
01:00 <matrix> hia bee
01:00 <British^Meat> Simba?
01:00 <British^Meat> It was sumba wasnt it
01:00 <matrix> Nah. simba isn't that stupid
01:00 <stebie> i don't know, i suppose it's expired so can't see whodunnit
02:00 <matrix> scroll back
02:00 <matrix> You might see
02:00 <stebie> it said ChanOP did it
02:00 <stebie> :P
02:00 <Picard> name and shame
02:00 <stebie> it was a ban, no kick
05:00 <matrix> weird
05:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
05:00 <matrix> Yes? ?
06:00 <British^Meat> i was agreeing with u
15:00 <matrix> did I miss much
17:00 <Lumeah> No
17:00 <matrix> :-)
17:00 <matrix> good
17:00 <matrix> Nice to see nothing changes
31:00 <christopher> hi
31:00 <christopher> yas
32:00 <matrix> wb
32:00 <christopher> ta
33:00 <christopher> coffee is good
34:00 <christopher> hi DemonsRun
34:00 <christopher> :)
40:00 <christopher> reality sucks
40:00 <christopher> waste of my time
41:00 <amsy> where is cc...
56:00 <screwss> heellllllllllloooooooo
56:00 <screwss> friends
56:00 <christopher> hello
56:00 <Lumeah> Sif friends 
57:00 <Lumeah> Its irc. Lil6
57:00 <Lumeah> And melbs
57:00 <Lumeah> Get a grip dude. Lol
06:00 <Taco> I don't even know if I'm supposed to be banned or not
06:00 <Taco> plz advise
07:00 <Lumeah> Banned is banned 
08:00 <Lumeah> Not ment to try to enter room if normal methods fail
09:00 <christopher> im banned from life
13:00 <christopher> when someone gives a shit so will i
16:00 <matrix> taco were you banned
16:00 <Taco> well nothing actually failed
16:00 <Taco> but my bot is banned
16:00 <DemonsRun> Dickhead driver, plows into a pole, no power all night :(
16:00 <DemonsRun> Sitting in my car to charge my phone is no fun
16:00 <matrix> bastard how dare he
17:00 <Taco> get a usb power bank
17:00 <Taco> they're all of $2 on ebay
17:00 <matrix> And how do you charge that taco
17:00 <Taco> its a battery, so it stores power?
18:00 <DemonsRun> Wait say what?
18:00 <DemonsRun> Link me
18:00 <Taco> urgh
18:00 <matrix> Wouldn't buy the $2 version if you want your phone to live 
19:00 <Taco> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Portable-Mobile-Power-Bank-USB-18650-Battery-Charger-Key-Chain-for-iPhone-MP3-CM-/261650129837?pt=AU_Electronics_Batteries_Chargers&var=&hash=item3ceb9023ad
19:00 <Taco> except you'll need a 18650 lithium ion cell to put inside that
20:00 <matrix> Exactly it doesn't come with batteries
20:00 <Taco> I've probably got a hundred, they're useful except nobody knows that
20:00 <matrix> Stupid Link
20:00 <Taco> You're stupid for not knowing whats good
21:00 <matrix> mate you are linking for someone who wants something ready to go
21:00 <matrix> Not thay has to put it together and buy extra bits
21:00 <Taco> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/New-5V-2A-18650-Box-Mobile-Power-Supply-USB-Battery-Charger-For-Phone-MP3-MP4-/380866093517?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_15&var=&hash=item58ad6361cd
21:00 <matrix> As far as it goes.  you get what you pay for
21:00 <Taco> They're also really good. I have a couple of those
22:00 <Taco> Interchangeable cells on a powerbank is useful cause say if you're going to need several charges from it, you can take extra cells and swap them out
22:00 <Taco> I know, thats a spastic idea, who on earth would want that kind of functionality
22:00 <Taco> I shouldn't of ever linked something so flexable
23:00 <matrix> It's ok if you are tech minded nate
23:00 <matrix> But for an iPhone user really!
23:00 <Taco> Changing batteries requires a technical mind?
23:00 <Taco> Wow techs must be really dumb people
25:00 <Taco> are you a tech, matrix?
33:00 <Taco> So whats everyone doing anyway?
34:00 <Taco> I have mumps and my balls are swollen
35:00 <Lumeah> Go docd
38:00 <Taco> Going to the docs cause you have mumps is something matrix would do
38:00 <Taco> You take panadol and durotruss
38:00 <povocunt> http://www.lawcouncil.asn.au/lawcouncil/index.php/divisions/criminal-law-and-human-rights/death-penalty
38:00 <Taco> You dont need a doctor
38:00 <povocunt> coughing blood man
38:00 <Lumeah> How u get the mumps? 
40:00 <Taco> Some junkie at work prob
41:00 <Taco> beehhh: we know about execution in au. What about execution in your country?
42:00 <povocunt> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
42:00 <povocunt> execution is banned from bangladesh so we have 200million of population
44:00 <povocunt> you should work better on your deportation laws
44:00 <Taco> banned?
45:00 <Taco> Theres over 1000 people on death row right now, in bangladesh
45:00 <povocunt> 1000 over 170 million is basically nothing 
45:00 <Taco> I'm just saying, its weird you say australia has it bad yet your own country has it worse
46:00 <matrix> banned is banned.  if it was banned you would have waiting
46:00 <matrix> 0 waiting
46:00 <Taco> shudup matrix ya dumb cunt
46:00 <matrix> taco you stated it
46:00 <matrix> povo said it was banned
47:00 <matrix> Then said 1000 out 170 million is nothing
47:00 <matrix> 1000 waiting means it is not banned
47:00 <povocunt> I had nothing better to say about 
47:00 <Taco> Thankyou for that rehash. I did recall the conversation
47:00 <matrix> seriously ppl if you are going to talk shit get the facts right at least
47:00 <matrix> taco fuck off
47:00 <matrix> You don't like me
47:00 <matrix> type /quit
48:00 <Taco> I can not like you and remain here too
48:00 <Taco> Its possible
48:00 <povocunt> good news is cannabis are now legal;
48:00 <Taco> Also who says I don't like you?
48:00 <Taco> Thinking you're a dumb cunt, because you always say really dumb things, doesn't mean I don't like you
49:00 <matrix> How what I said dumb
49:00 <povocunt> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjpDEnCej6A
49:00 <matrix> one person says it was banned
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Marijuana VS. Crystal Meth - Funny but true video (Feb 19, 2012) 3:17 - Category: People & Blogs - 446,683 views - 2,494 likes (94.8%), 138 dislikes (5.2%)
49:00 <matrix> But it wasnt
49:00 <Taco> I know, I was participating in that conversation
49:00 <matrix> The person saying it was banned is the dumb cunt
49:00 <povocunt> mum the worrior stabbed her offsprings to death after smoked a bad batch of meth
49:00 <matrix> so how is what I said dumb taco
49:00 <simba> that guy is awful
49:00 <matrix> sheesk
50:00 <matrix> Thanks simba
50:00 <simba> its all over now
50:00 <povocunt> i m shy to sob
52:00 <povocunt> http://www.9news.com.au/national/2014/12/19/06/06/victoria-leading-the-charge-on-medicinal-cannabis
53:00 <povocunt> see you soon
55:00 <Lumeah> Ok. 
55:00 <simba> OK
58:00 <Bastardly_One> no
00:00 <simba> why not
14:00 <Bastardly_One> why
16:00 <matrix> Why what?
28:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt56RMbpq_0
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 1980's Some of the best max headroom quotes (from the 80's man) (Nov 17, 2013) 7:39 - Category: Comedy - 51,965 views - 218 likes (97.3%), 6 dislikes (2.7%)
37:00 <beehhh> late is better than never
39:00 <beehhh> aunt is running out of money too
39:00 <beehhh> So I go to England
55:00 <Ryl> happy holidays everyone
59:00 <beehhh> as long as daddy is happy
59:00 <bee_girl_> Hey ryl 
03:00 <screwss> Bonny: what have you done
03:00 <Bonny> banned you
04:00 <Bonny> wanna go squealing to #asd again? be my guest
04:00 <screwss> hrm
04:00 <screwss> i nearly didnt think of that
05:00 <beehhh> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gcxwkykYT80/TyyCAhe-dnI/AAAAAAAAAtc/srHffwF2KSo/s1600/incredible-dump.png
05:00 <Bonny> you have been unbanned by taco's request
06:00 <screwss> didnt realise you ban ppl on others behalf
06:00 <screwss> didnt even realise that wasnt against the rules
06:00 <Bonny> I didn't ban you on taco's behalf.. I banned you cos I was trying to help and you kept insulting me
07:00 <screwss> Bonny: i dont trust you
07:00 <screwss> is that insulting you ?
07:00 <Bonny> that's not what you said.. and you know it
07:00 <screwss> insulting someone would be like saying haha you suck at maths
07:00 <Bonny> I'm not gonna argue with you..
07:00 <screwss> not something like i just dont find you trust worthy
07:00 <Bonny> you're too dumwitted to argue with
08:00 <screwss> ahuh
08:00 <screwss> now youre insulting me!
08:00 <screwss> pot calling kettle black
08:00 <screwss> much?
26:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH33RIfi2KI
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Art of Noise - Peter Gunn (Oct 6, 2006) 5:47 - Category: Music - 1,272,523 views - 2,875 likes (97.1%), 85 dislikes (2.9%)
30:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEPq0FvFm3g
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Max Headroom - Paranoimia by Art Of Noise (May 28, 2007) 3:21 - Category: Music - 1,324,354 views - likes (97.6%), 85 dislikes (2.4%)
42:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMqwykVr_0U
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Art Of Noise - Moments in love (Cyberdesign Remix) (Jun 7, 2008) 3:57 - Category: Entertainment - views - 1,898 likes (95.3%), 94 dislikes (4.7%)
46:00 <screwss> can u still get fined with just a photo
46:00 <screwss> and nothing else
46:00 <screwss> for parking
46:00 <screwss> forget about speeding
29:00 <Loof>  /ignore Bonny
29:00 <Loof> oops
30:00 <Loof> #angryhags
30:00 <Bonny> who's angry?
30:00 <Bonny> I just rolled my eyes
32:00 <Bonny> night!
37:00 <milk> Bonny Prince George
09:00 <Loof> gtfo Ana_Ng (ps. wash your stinking vag)
11:00 <simba> liv er pool
22:00 <Loof> sup simba
36:00 <milk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPdJdEFilaU
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Star Wars - The Old Republic - Short Movie (Aug 14, 2011) 15:27 - Category: Gaming - 11,579,213 views - likes (97.4%), 1,680 dislikes (2.6%)
53:00 <christopher> morning
56:00 <DoC> morning christopher
57:00 <christopher> hi DoC
03:00 <christopher> another fucken stupid day of nothing
04:00 <christopher> why should i celebrate a load of shit
17:00 <milk> chris, you're npot into the spirit?
19:00 <christopher> what spirit
19:00 <christopher> wish i was dead
22:00 <milk> you think life is as easy as checking out and leaving it at that
28:00 <christopher> didnt celebrate easter
28:00 <christopher> wtf xmas matter
34:00 <christopher> yay go somewhere to think ppl are invading my privacy
35:00 <christopher> and breaking in to my place
36:00 <christopher> stuck in a small shit box
36:00 <christopher> i cant sell
36:00 <christopher> fucken stuck here
38:00 <christopher> if i tried just stalkers from here would turn up
42:00 <christopher> made fun of by scum
48:00 <christopher> yay u ruined my life
49:00 <milk> show you what I just bought
50:00 <milk> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/12-Hole-Ocarina-Ceramic-Alto-C-Legend-of-Zelda-Ocarina-Flute-Blue-Instrument-/121417667883?pt=AU_Musical_Instruments_Instruments&hash=item1c450e952b
50:00 <milk> cheap and can make plenty of music
50:00 <milk> do they have free trains for mentals there?
52:00 <christopher> no just places they put u then force u to take drugs
52:00 <christopher> when u just needed sleep
52:00 <milk> yeah I know that one
53:00 <milk> the chase you round and round
53:00 <milk> and you cant sleep 
53:00 <milk> they chase you
53:00 <milk> and you crash they pump you full of stuff that keeps you awake
53:00 <milk> and you just want sleep
54:00 <milk> you know what they want?
54:00 <christopher> they got what they want
54:00 <milk> whatever it is you have, they want it
54:00 <christopher> they took my soul
54:00 <milk> souls are cheap my frined
54:00 <milk> you dont need a soul to survive
55:00 <milk> its just latent energy that has built up like fat
58:00 <Pieter> moo
04:00 <milk> it's actually a service to have someone rip your soul out
04:00 <milk> you see, they consume it
04:00 <milk> so they feel happy
04:00 <milk> but you get cleansed of all that hatred and built up anxiety from eating animals
06:00 <milk> I realized that my prize possession is my body, and the rest of it I can replace over time, but that's just it....
00:00 <Lumeah> Lol milk 
01:00 <milk> you doubt the power of the way?
30:00 <Lumeah2> never milk
30:00 <milk> you know another path?
31:00 <Lumeah2> no milk.
31:00 <milk> encompassing of all types?
31:00 <Lumeah2> Morning bee_girl
31:00 <milk> souls are like fireflies
32:00 <milk> when you have them they are wonderous
32:00 <bee_girl> Morning Lumeah 
32:00 <Lumeah2> milks just talking about being a soul reiver...
33:00 <Lumeah2> i knew a guy with that nic once.. funny that.
33:00 <Lumeah2> maybe spelled different tho
33:00 <milk> heinous though it is, my soul was rent from me by a devourer
34:00 <Lumeah2> are souls kept in nice jars ?
35:00 <Lumeah2> glowing milky swirls?
36:00 <milk> does yours keep you to earth?
37:00 <Lumeah2> https://www.facebook.com/imnotrightinthehead/photos/a.379149410376.356183.212641675376/10155595104860377/?type=1
37:00 <Lumeah2> that it does milk
38:00 <milk> souls are for imperfect beings to feel fulfilled in the afterlight of their divinity
41:00 <Lumeah2> are souls offerd milk or are they taken forcefully?
46:00 <Digerati> yo
46:00 <Digerati> just woke up :)
47:00 <Digerati> anyone awake ? :)
47:00 <externally> Yeah, sorta.
48:00 <milk> ;)
50:00 <Lumeah2> well that was a interesting morning's chat...
54:00 <beagle> i am glad i took a shit
54:00 <beagle> this rooms really boring
54:00 <beagle> i think i might sit and poo 
54:00 <beagle> again on loo
54:00 <beagle> cause you all gonna ignore me all over
55:00 <beagle> good morning america 
55:00 <beagle> oh waits its melbourne
55:00 <beagle> like thats less gay
56:00 <beagle> now i am going to shut up and listen to regergiator - song formerly known as
58:00 <externally> Heheheh.
59:00 <externally> Wow.
01:00 <beagle> well that was fuckin crazy
02:00 <beagle> now they are playing this for me
02:00 <beagle> im the one playing it loud
02:00 <beagle> neverfuckingmind
03:00 <beagle> folks i went to tinychat
03:00 <beagle> went in with the emo weird wired young croud
03:00 <beagle> kinda cool
03:00 <beagle> but
03:00 <beagle> if i call them a bunch jerks, can i get away with it
04:00 <beagle> now i know, i am tired as fuck
04:00 <beagle> even the flies dont wanna play with me
04:00 <beagle> gnite
19:00 <Fall> Good morning
23:00 <Pieter> SANTAS COMING IN 3 MORE DAYS !!!
24:00 <Lumeah2> fuck santa
24:00 <Fall> Better leave a drop sheet down
24:00 <Fall> he hasn't come for an entire year
24:00 <Lumeah2> haha
24:00 <Lumeah2> https://www.facebook.com/imnotrightinthehead/photos/a.379149410376.356183.212641675376/10155595104860377/?type=1
25:00 <Fall> lel
27:00 <Lumeah2> what santa bringing you Pieter
29:00 <Pieter> dunno yet
29:00 <Pieter> maybe nothing
30:00 <Pieter> i been a bad boy this year
37:00 <Lumeah2> lol same
39:00 <Pieter> you should chop your dick off!
39:00 <Pieter> ooo k better have my coffeee
39:00 <Pieter> brb
12:00 <Pieter> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6DK7qdNwVy8/VBqz5dGzXZI/AAAAAAAAAuk/Zm5OXqey1us/s1600/i.jpg
12:00 <Pieter> uh ohhhhhh
12:00 <Pieter> spaghettiooooos
15:00 <Lumeah2> lol
24:00 <Pieter> haha @ the dr evil thing
25:00 <Pieter> i wonder what north koreas response is gonna be 
25:00 <Pieter> i bet they are gonna respond to it 
25:00 <Pieter> and i so dont believe they hacked sony
25:00 <Pieter> AND IM A JEDI
43:00 <bee_girl> Wassup team 
44:00 <Lumeah2> Morning bee
44:00 <British^Meat> [08:34] <beagle> even the flies dont wanna play with me
44:00 <British^Meat> wow
44:00 <Lumeah2> just about to head out.
44:00 <Lumeah2> must not stink then
45:00 <bee_girl> How u feeling lumee?
49:00 <Pieter> mmmmmm i smell yum
50:00 <Lumeah2> yeah ok.. tired only had 4 hours sleeps
51:00 <bee_girl> Yeah not getting good sleep sux
52:00 <Lumeah2> does
53:00 <Pieter> OMG
54:00 <Pieter> the monkey giving the other monkey cpr
54:00 <Pieter> chucking it in water to wake it up after it
54:00 <Pieter> on train tracks cos it got zapped
54:00 <Pieter> 20 minutes it kept going and then the monkey got up 
54:00 <Pieter> ive never seen anything like that before 
55:00 <Lumeah2> wheres pics or lies
59:00 <Pieter> waiting for chan 7 to send em across
59:00 <Pieter> wont be long
00:00 <Lumeah2> sif
00:00 <Lumeah2> lol
00:00 <Lumeah2> wb bee_girl
02:00 <bee_girl> Ta :)
03:00 <Pieter> bee gurls not a gurl !!!
03:00 <bee_girl> It's true
03:00 <Pieter> i know!!!
03:00 <bee_girl> I knew u would know Pieter
03:00 <Pieter> *bounce*
03:00 <Lumeah2> lol
04:00 <Lumeah2> being sicks expensive
05:00 <Ana_Ng> being healthy is more
06:00 <Lumeah2> lol
06:00 <Pieter> a guy jumps out of a taxi to avoid paying the fare and ends up nearly killing himself but the taxi driver is in custody cos he drove off even tho he handed himself to the police station .... 
06:00 <Pieter> WHAT THE FUCK HAS THIS WORLD BECOME
07:00 <Pieter> the driver did nothing wrong , i would have driven off too , he didnt ask for this shit 
07:00 <Ana_Ng> sorry, wrong
07:00 <Pieter> why the fuck is every little thing discriminated against , ya cant even breathe without being charged 
07:00 <British^Meat> doesnt really mean hes going to jail though
07:00 <British^Meat> they gotta ask his quessies, get the facts etc
07:00 <Lumeah2> just didn't stop to help
07:00 <British^Meat> exactly
07:00 <Pieter> he went in on his own accord
07:00 <Pieter> but hes being held ?
08:00 <British^Meat> i doubt they have him in with all the rapists and druggos
08:00 <British^Meat> u be silly
08:00 <Pieter> why should he help
08:00 <Pieter> a person doesnt need to help another if they dont want to , its not the seinfeld movie!
08:00 <Ana_Ng> if a 5-year-old jumps out of the car, dad is legally obligated to stop
08:00 <Pieter> there is no comparison there
08:00 <British^Meat> the dude nearly died, for possibly a $50 taxi fair, and u think the driver should just leave him there and go about his business?
08:00 <Ana_Ng> both the right thing to do and the law
09:00 <Ana_Ng> the parties are irrelevant
09:00 <Lumeah2> GO THE BANK FOR ME
09:00 <Lumeah2> oops
09:00 <Lumeah2> caps
09:00 <British^Meat> stop cop bashing
09:00 <Pieter> dont be retarded :/
10:00 <Ana_Ng> we had a teenager randomly back up a truck on a quiet street, hitting and killing a cyclist
10:00 <Ana_Ng> does it seem ok that she drove away?
11:00 <Pieter> im talking about the world as a whole , ya just just live your life any more without having to tippee toe around n life shouldnt be that way and we're the idiots who put these fuckers in power who make this shit up as they go
11:00 <Ana_Ng> if she'd called 911, that guy lives
11:00 <Pieter> its just retarded , i feel sorry for the world:(
11:00 <Ana_Ng> luckily you are more retarded than the world
11:00 <Pieter> FUCKING MOSQUITO
11:00 <Pieter> IT BIT ME!
11:00 <Ana_Ng> so it shouldn't bug you
11:00 <Pieter> OR SUCKED ME OFF
12:00 <Ana_Ng> have fun with pieter, #melbourne
14:00 <Lumeah2> lol
14:00 <Lumeah2> fuck there is worse woaman!
15:00 <Pieter> WHERE IS SANTA!
15:00 <Pieter> I WANT SANTA!
15:00 <British^Meat> gawsh, when did u get so broken?
16:00 <PieterClaus> there weeee go
18:00 <Lumeah2> lol
19:00 <Lumeah2> whos broken
19:00 <Lumeah2> how i log in to my modem again
19:00 <Lumeah2> get the web address thing
22:00 <Lumeah2> found it
40:00 <wild_turkey> #shootcops
40:00 <wild_turkey> Morning #melbourne
41:00 <British^Meat> you harrass simba, i dont like that
41:00 <British^Meat> u should leave :|
43:00 <wild_turkey> i dont care what you think British^Meat_pedo
43:00 <British^Meat> soon u will be removed, i have foreseen it
43:00 <wild_turkey> get a life m8
45:00 <wild_turkey> youd be the only person here British^Meat
45:00 <wild_turkey> LOL
45:00 <wild_turkey> everyone knows ur a sexual predator
46:00 <British^Meat> do not fight it, it is unavoidable...
46:00 <PieterClaus> im a sexual predator too
47:00 <Lumeah> uhuh
47:00 <Lumeah> ?
47:00 <PieterClaus> :D
47:00 <wild_turkey> your ok PieterClaus
47:00 <wild_turkey> British^Meat on the other hand is a loser
48:00 <British^Meat> u need not attack me, you should relax, it is christmas
48:00 <wild_turkey> ok merry christmas
48:00 <British^Meat> your words have no affect on me
49:00 <wild_turkey> if i harass simba British^Meat its none of your biz
49:00 <wild_turkey> any way instead of loitering like a dickhead im leaving
33:00 <christopher> hi
34:00 <Digerati> how
34:00 <christopher> ?
35:00 <Digerati> how...
35:00 <christopher> ?...
35:00 <Digerati> the question is always, "how"
36:00 <Digerati> there never is an answer to that
37:00 <Digerati> arghhh, my last cig... back to rollies again :)
37:00 <simba> smoking again?
37:00 <christopher> lol
37:00 <Digerati> i got 1 kilo of tobacco from a friend of mine
37:00 <simba> or u just being cool 4 irc
37:00 <Digerati> nah, smoking sux
37:00 <Digerati> but i can't fucking quit man
38:00 <Digerati> i tried with ecigs dude
38:00 <Digerati> they dont do shit
38:00 <Digerati> nicorettes worked for like 3 days
38:00 <Digerati> but nicorettes cost a damn fortune
39:00 <simba> i know how to quit
39:00 <simba> stop buying fucking cigarettes you dickhead
39:00 <Digerati> saw this saddle today for 300$ all leather
39:00 <simba> bam done
39:00 <Digerati> i was like wtf
39:00 <Digerati> want to buy it
39:00 <Digerati> just for looks
39:00 <christopher> i want weed
39:00 <Digerati> love the smell of real leather
40:00 <christopher> if i cant have love why isnt weed legal
40:00 <Digerati> love is not weed
40:00 <Digerati> weed is not love
40:00 <christopher> well weed makes u forget
40:00 <simba> weed is love
40:00 <Digerati> temporary fix
40:00 <simba> love is live
40:00 <Digerati> love is pathos chris
40:00 <Digerati> learn pathos
41:00 <Digerati> than you will know love
41:00 <Digerati> pathos is for those around you
41:00 <simba> u dont know love tommy
41:00 <Digerati> those you know the most
41:00 <Digerati> simba, stfu
41:00 <Digerati> you don't know me
41:00 <Digerati> don't start dude
41:00 <Digerati> please
41:00 <simba> u wouldnt know love.... if it crossed ur fucking chest!!!!!!!!
41:00 <Digerati> i do plee
42:00 <Digerati> simba, you have not seen me face to face, nor do you know my life and famiy
42:00 <Digerati> your judgement is no less than retarded
42:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <Digerati> wish my dealer was alive
43:00 <Digerati> i aint had weed in years
43:00 <christopher> i had it last 3 days b4 today
43:00 <Digerati> i own a nice bong
43:00 <Digerati> handmade
43:00 <simba> replace narcotics with green im sure itll feel better
43:00 <Digerati> blow crystal
44:00 <Digerati> blown crystal
44:00 <Digerati> had it now for almost 20 years
44:00 <PieterClaus> drug orientated twits
44:00 <PieterClaus> should change your thinking
44:00 <PieterClaus> you might find your life working out 
44:00 <Digerati> shuddup cumtard PieterClaus
44:00 <christopher> nup
44:00 <simba> why is PieterClaus pretending like he doesnt take drugs
44:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <Digerati> you cumtard
45:00 <PieterClaus> ya figure doing the same thing over n over n getting nowhere still is enough to make you think trying something different might get one somewhere in life
45:00 <PieterClaus> look at yas 
45:00 <christopher> nup when i was insane on shrooms i got girl
45:00 <christopher> how the fuck when i sane not on drugs
45:00 <PieterClaus> same shit gets mentioned every minute for the last decade
45:00 <PieterClaus> nothings changed
45:00 <simba> shut the fuck up PieterClaus
45:00 <christopher> when i was most insane i got woman
46:00 <simba> dont even start with your hypocritical bullshit
46:00 <christopher> so now i sane
46:00 <PieterClaus> the truth hurts
46:00 <christopher> no hope
46:00 <simba> you said the other day you were going to bed to smoke yourself to sleep
46:00 <simba> you are the worst drug user here
46:00 <PieterClaus> im not the one who sits here talking about it minute by minute
46:00 <simba> stop pretending youre not
47:00 <Digerati> thank fuck for metal illness drugs
48:00 <Digerati> metal illness
48:00 <Digerati> i got an illness towards metal
48:00 <christopher> bullshit
48:00 <Digerati> you like metal rock ?
48:00 <christopher> i like one thing
48:00 <PieterClaus> im all for the jingle bell rock
48:00 <Digerati> mental as anything
48:00 <christopher> cant see it
48:00 <christopher> so whats the fucken point
48:00 <Digerati> no point
48:00 <simba> "metal rock"
48:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <Digerati> does their have to be a point always ?
49:00 <PieterClaus> take 2 words then lol
49:00 <Digerati> i got dicks at social security telling me in am spose to be on dsp
49:00 <Digerati> when i dont want to be on dsp
49:00 <Digerati> how the fuck can pso's judge ?
50:00 <Digerati> once you are diagnosed by a doctor, you don't have to go on disability
50:00 <PieterClaus> https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10409514_10152936107608259_4976085946885035056_n.jpg?oh=f73d270abb60bb8b9d27141a133815a1&oe=554181AA
50:00 <PieterClaus> look at my fluffy !
50:00 <PieterClaus> sooo qoot
50:00 <Digerati> and you hand in a medical certificate
50:00 <simba> anyone can make a judgment, it doesnt have to be accurate, but they can make it
50:00 <Digerati> you don't have to look for work on the dole
50:00 <Digerati> simba, it's a risk they take
50:00 <Digerati> you can't sue the gvt, that's the problem
51:00 <Digerati> a stupid risk
51:00 <Digerati> not everyone with a disability has to go on DSP mate
51:00 <Digerati> remember that beautiful woman that died recently in the wheelchair
51:00 <simba> not everyone with a penis likes sticking it in a girl
51:00 <christopher> bullshit
52:00 <Digerati> she is acclaimed for the bias against people with disabilitys
52:00 <simba> no
52:00 <Digerati> dude, fuck DSP, once you are on it, it's nearly close to impossible to get "certain" jobs that you want
53:00 <Digerati> they limit you
53:00 <Digerati> what if i want to work as a labourer shovelling shit
53:00 <Digerati> that's exercise mind you
53:00 <Digerati> and it pays 40 an hour doing laboring
54:00 <Digerati> a person on DSP can't get work like that
54:00 <Digerati> they will say, "how about a job counting buttons sir"
55:00 <Digerati> wtf
55:00 <Digerati> seriously man
55:00 <Bonny> that is utter bullshit..
55:00 <Bonny> I never had problems in getting jobs that I wanted
55:00 <Digerati> bonny, i seen the shit
55:00 <Bonny> I experience it..
55:00 <Digerati> i worked at Wesley Mission in footscray
55:00 <Bonny> my last job was customer service
55:00 <Digerati> well that's good hun, congrats on that
56:00 <Bonny> and I've been on dsp for years.. it has never incriminated me in what job I can get
56:00 <Bonny> it's upto the individual to sell themselves
56:00 <Digerati> centrelink dont incriminate
56:00 <Bonny> did I say centrelink?
56:00 <Digerati> employers do
57:00 <Bonny> well I never had a problem
57:00 <Digerati> and they know there way around loopholes
57:00 <Digerati> like "risk factors"
57:00 <Bonny> it's how and employee presents themselves at the interview
57:00 <Bonny> if they have the poor me attitude they won't get a job
57:00 <Digerati> you are one of the lucky ones
57:00 <Bonny> got nothing to do with luck
58:00 <simba> maybe ur skill set suits counting buttons now Digerati
58:00 <simba> hows ur vision?
58:00 <Digerati> i seen people with cerebral palsy, they can work at a supermarket as a counter check
59:00 <Digerati> i am going slowly blind, blind in one eye, losing gradually on the other
59:00 <Digerati> you dont see cerbral palsy ppl working on the counter
59:00 <Digerati> and i seen a few that wanted that job
59:00 <Digerati> and were capable of doing it
00:00 <Digerati> but noooo, "risk factor"
01:00 <Digerati> fuck the dole and fuck dsp, i am off that shit and off centrelink once and for all in 2 months, fucking going overseas, and see if i can do tourist info in greece, help out the poms and yanks
01:00 <Digerati> tourist guide is shit easy work
01:00 <Digerati> and pays well
01:00 <Bonny> good luck with finding a job in greece
02:00 <Digerati> i already got heaps of people wanting me to work in that industry
02:00 <Bonny> when the unemployment rate is really high and the country is in a long term recession
02:00 <Digerati> got heaps of contact
02:00 <Digerati> contacts
02:00 <Digerati> actually atm it is flourishing
02:00 <Digerati> ppl are paying taxes normally
03:00 <Digerati> they did not pay taxes accordinhly in the past
03:00 <Digerati> they are cleaning that shit up
03:00 <Digerati> houses are cheap
04:00 <Digerati> 50 grand australian will get you a new 3 bedroom home
04:00 <Digerati> beat that
04:00 <Bonny> I know many ppl that had promises of finding a job etc and end up coming back with nothing
04:00 <Digerati> and houses there are all concrete steel reinforced
05:00 <Digerati> depends who you know
05:00 <Digerati> i got family in that business to help me
05:00 <Bonny> uhuh
05:00 <Digerati> i dont hate australia
05:00 <Digerati> i worship australia
06:00 <Digerati> but the fact is, its better for me to leave and try elsewhere
06:00 <Bonny> if you can't make it in australia then you will surely never make it in greece
06:00 <PieterClaus> hahah
07:00 <Digerati> that is an assumption and irrational judgement, based on no facts
07:00 <Bonny> I base it on experience
07:00 <Digerati> fact is, there is work, depends who you know
07:00 <Digerati> your experience only, not the whole country and it's people
07:00 <Bonny> if there was work then friends that I have that live in athens wouldn't be living on poverty
07:00 <Digerati> albanians have fucked it
08:00 <Digerati> 1 million albanians in greece
08:00 <Digerati> they are cleaning it up, and giving jobs now
08:00 <Digerati> i spent 2 years in greece
08:00 <Digerati> did well
08:00 <Digerati> it aint better than Australia
09:00 <Digerati> Australia is far better
09:00 <Digerati> but i want a different lifestyle
09:00 <Bonny> when did you spend the 2 years in greece? in the 80's
09:00 <Digerati> late 90's
09:00 <Bonny> greece wasn't in a recession then
09:00 <Digerati> so what
09:00 <Digerati> like i said
09:00 <Digerati> it's who you know
09:00 <Bonny> well good luck lol that's all I have to say
10:00 <Digerati> marry me
10:00 <Digerati> heeh
10:00 <Digerati> jk
10:00 <Digerati> anyway
10:00 <Digerati> only want to go for awhile and see how it works out
10:00 <Digerati> got a house there, that's why
11:00 <Bonny> I have a house there too
11:00 <Digerati> well not mine, my moms
11:00 <Bonny> but I wouldn't live in greece
11:00 <Digerati> it's mine now
11:00 <Bonny> well the house I have is mine
11:00 <Digerati> athens is hard
11:00 <Digerati> city life
11:00 <Bonny> it's a double story house with a granny flat in the back yard
11:00 <Digerati> we are from a tiny island
11:00 <Bonny> my house is on an island
11:00 <Digerati> Skyros
12:00 <Digerati> the islands get heaps of tourists
12:00 <Digerati> all of them
12:00 <Digerati> that's where the money is
13:00 <Digerati> not shitty athens
13:00 <Digerati> athens is just a port for tourists
13:00 <PieterClaus> why are you telling us stuff he can find out via google ?
13:00 <Digerati> making convo :)
14:00 <Digerati> doh
14:00 <Digerati> beagle boy, sup bro
16:00 <Digerati> yo skippy the bush kangarooda
16:00 <Digerati> skip beagle boy
17:00 <Digerati> simba, you ever been to greece man ?
18:00 <Digerati> fuck this, i am taking my retard pills again
18:00 <Digerati> chomp chomp chomp
18:00 <Digerati> i chew them, get the shit on my tongue, like lsd
18:00 <Digerati> :) rofl
18:00 <simba> yeah
19:00 <Digerati> did you like it ?
19:00 <simba> sure
19:00 <Digerati> islands i bet
19:00 <simba> i getting duel citizenship next year
19:00 <Digerati> nice
19:00 <Digerati> i will get the red passport
19:00 <Santa_Porn> i got it already
19:00 <Digerati> already a citizen of greece
20:00 <Digerati> ireland seems the place to live
20:00 <Digerati> only because of the english spoken
20:00 <simba> eurotrip!!!!!
20:00 <Digerati> yup
20:00 <Digerati> wish scotland gained fucking independance
21:00 <Digerati> or england join the euro dollar
21:00 <Digerati> i would love to live in England
21:00 <simba> every1 will come together eventually,,
21:00 <Digerati> hope and pray
21:00 <simba> wouldnt it be too expensive
21:00 <Digerati> don't think so
22:00 <Bastardly_One> depends where you want to go
22:00 <simba> WELL IT IS
22:00 <simba> anywhere with sterling
22:00 <Bastardly_One> London is like ... fucking expensive
22:00 <Digerati> i think they need to work out taxes and the economy and ifrastructures of business in the next 5 years
22:00 <Digerati> 2020 looks good
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you're looking at nearly 500 pounds a week for a pissy little pokey flat in London
23:00 <Digerati> 500 ?
23:00 <Digerati> cmon ffs
23:00 <Bastardly_One> mikey was telling me he was paying 350 pounds a week in a crappy part of London
23:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna bet?
23:00 <Digerati> wheres that ? at buckingham ?
23:00 <Santa_Porn> i agree with Bastardly_One
23:00 <Digerati> 500 is insane
23:00 <Bastardly_One> One of my exes is a high school teacher in London
23:00 <Digerati> that's 5 star
23:00 <Santa_Porn> i know a lady who moved from here to there and back again because of the insane prices and all the break ins as well
24:00 <Bastardly_One> she's paying $420 a week
24:00 <Digerati> 400 more like it
24:00 <Digerati> 2 bedroom ?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> 1
24:00 <Digerati> fuck that
24:00 <Digerati> thats in the cbd right ?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
24:00 <Bastardly_One> London Greater
24:00 <Digerati> hmm
24:00 <Digerati> oh a region
24:00 <Digerati> suburb
25:00 <Digerati> i would rather buy, fuck renting
25:00 <Bastardly_One> having said that though London is pretty centralise in the sense that everywhere has shops
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't really have to leave your suburb in London to find the stuff you need and the good stuff too
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna go live in scouser land
27:00 <Bastardly_One> except female scouser accents *shudders*
27:00 <Bastardly_One> mersey side
27:00 <Digerati> go north greenland
27:00 <Digerati> apparently it is cool over there
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd love England but the English wouldn't love me too much
28:00 <Bastardly_One> now, if they were just as relaxed as Canadians I'd be happy
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Canada is a insy bit too cold
28:00 <Bastardly_One> (in winter)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> My son's birthday today
29:00 <Bastardly_One> all I wanna give the cunt is a kick in the head
30:00 <Lumeah2> Lol
30:00 <Digerati> simba, i want to know what love is
30:00 <Digerati> simba, i want you to show me
30:00 <Digerati> simba, i want to feel what love is :)
30:00 <Lumeah2> Rip him a new ass 
31:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUYGzZ0tQpA
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Foreigner - I Want To Know What Love Is (With Lyrics) (Feb 10, 2010) 4:51 - Category: Film & Animation - 5,019,315 views - 18,728 likes (98%), 375 dislikes (2%)
32:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Lumeah
32:00 <Digerati> i sang that song when it came out to girls in school :) hehe
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not helping me :P
32:00 <Digerati> bleh
33:00 <Digerati> ping pong packet poof
33:00 <simba> for reigner
33:00 <Digerati> yeah
33:00 <Digerati> loved that band man
33:00 <Digerati> 80's was a good time for me
34:00 <Digerati> worked in a disco in 1986 till 1989
35:00 <Digerati> everyone i know seems to love 80's shit :) hehe
35:00 <Digerati> and i am into trance now
35:00 <Digerati> psytrance
35:00 <Digerati> :) heh
35:00 <Digerati> thank fuck kylie minogue beat rick astley
36:00 <Digerati> stock aitken and waterman they both released their first songs
36:00 <Digerati> kylie came out first to rick
36:00 <Digerati> she is the only singer i idolise
37:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMXHK4hOdMo
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bon Jovi - Bed Of Roses (Lyrics) (Sep 2, 2011) 6:34 - Category: Music - 2,795,577 views - 7,368 likes (98.7%), 97 dislikes (1.3%)
37:00 <Digerati> i don't mind the emo songs, i actually enjoy them now
37:00 <Digerati> compared to back then
38:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpXEmftZRY8
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: bob logⅢ boob scotch (Sep 30, 2013) 2:57 - Category: Travel & Events - 9,638 views - 62 likes (98.4%), 1 dislikes (1.6%)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> spewing I didn't see Bob Log on Sat
38:00 <Bastardly_One> literally
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I spewed all over the front lawn
38:00 <Digerati> wtf is bob log man ?
38:00 <Digerati> ffs
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and went to bed
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Bob Log is a legend
38:00 <Bastardly_One> one man blues band
38:00 <Digerati> sorry, syntax error
39:00 <Digerati> oh...
39:00 <Digerati> you like blues ?
39:00 <Digerati> than you like bluegrass and cajun ?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> depends what sort
39:00 <Digerati> cool
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm more delta blues 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and fucked up blues in general
40:00 <Bastardly_One> like this
40:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZmxNM6DwsY
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE JON SPENCER BLUES EXPLOSION - Bellbottoms (Nov 22, 2006) 3:13 - Category: Music - 690,597 views - 1,474 likes (95%), 78 dislikes (5%)
40:00 <Digerati> i saw a brand new saddle at a saddlery, full leather for 300 bucks
40:00 <Digerati> i dont own a horse
40:00 <Digerati> but fuck, i want to buy it
41:00 <Digerati> just to wax it everyday, something to do
41:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjzcGOSl2a0
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: O Brother, Where Art Thou? [FULL] (soundtrack) (Apr 15, 2014) 46:29 - Category: Film & Animation - 421,269 views - 1,595 likes (96.4%), 60 dislikes (3.6%)
42:00 <Digerati> i loved that mocie
42:00 <Digerati> 12 years a slave was ok to
42:00 <Digerati> i am atheist, but i do like bluegrass gospel
44:00 <Digerati> New Orleans would be the best place in the US to go
44:00 <Digerati> for that stuff b1
44:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
44:00 <Bastardly_One> different kind of blues
45:00 <Bastardly_One> more like ... southern delta blues
45:00 <Bastardly_One> like ACDC blues even now I think about it 
47:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SapClGprE2A
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Trainspotting [FULL 1 &#2] Soundtrack's (Apr 2, 2013) 01:15:11 - Category: Film & Animation - 657,990 views - likes (98.4%), 33 dislikes (1.6%)
47:00 <Digerati> i got the lp to this
48:00 <Digerati> headbanger
48:00 <Digerati> bangs his head on simbas head
48:00 <Digerati> lou reed is cool
49:00 <Digerati> iggy pop !
51:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4cLmXml8O0
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pulp Fiction Soundtrack (HQ) (Feb 19, 2013) 42:04 - Category: Music - 2,972,144 views - 9,403 likes (98.8%), 119 dislikes (1.2%)
51:00 <Digerati> natural born killers was insane, i must admit
52:00 <Digerati> who would have thought that woody the hippy loving tard he is now would such a movie back then
52:00 <Digerati> would do such
52:00 <Digerati> i thought that movie was to real
53:00 <Digerati> simba, the theme song to that is greek/bouzouki
53:00 <Digerati> misirlou
55:00 <milk> I quit caring
57:00 <Digerati> have a soda milk
57:00 <Digerati> milk and soda
57:00 <Digerati> might work
58:00 <Digerati> who knows
58:00 <Digerati> you might even like it
58:00 <Digerati> fizzy milk
58:00 <Digerati> actually what would happen if you put milk in the sodastram ?
58:00 <Digerati> sodastream
00:00 <Ana_Ng> time portal
02:00 <PieterClaus> https://au.tv.yahoo.com/the-morning-show/video/watch/25835108/amazing-monkey/
02:00 <PieterClaus> MUST WATCH
04:00 <Ana_Ng> drunkass monkey
08:00 <PieterClaus> it was electricuted
08:00 <PieterClaus> the other monkey brought it back to life
08:00 <Ana_Ng> then you definitely don't want that monkey living and breeding other dumbass monkeys
09:00 <PieterClaus> YOURE A FREEKIN MONKEY !
10:00 <Digerati> caesur is a monkey
11:00 <Digerati> that new planet of the apes shit, is better than the ol skool shit i used to watch as a series back in the 70's
12:00 <Ana_Ng> oh there's another one
12:00 <Digerati> ni hao
15:00 <Digerati> bang bang the boogie
15:00 <Digerati> and don't stop the boogie banging
15:00 <Digerati> blame it on the boogie !
16:00 <Doodle> blame it on amphetamines
25:00 <Fall> lisen to the Requiem for a Dream soundtrack, there's some fucked up shit right there
25:00 <Fall> actually watch the movie, too :p
37:00 <netrage> ...
49:00 <simba> good use of the classic requiem track http://youtu.be/oUltheRpJNw
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nicolas Cage Losing His Shit (Feb 14, 2013) 4:14 - Category: Entertainment - 184,170 views - 1,296 likes (97.8%), 29 dislikes (2.2%)
58:00 <Digerati> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
59:00 <netrage> mhmm
59:00 <PieterClaus> i wanna sell my storm trooper outfit
00:00 <PieterClaus> who wants to buy it ?
00:00 <netrage> ...lmfao
09:00 <Fall> who's into periphery?
11:00 <Digerati> peripherals ?
11:00 <Digerati> ISA is better than MFM
12:00 <Fall> Periphery ;)
12:00 <Digerati> some motherboards still have the option to install a 3.5 floppy
13:00 <Digerati> i prefer 5/4 floppy
13:00 <netrage> grem, you get the msg?
17:00 <Fall> lel
17:00 <Fall> Windows 3.11, on 95 disks (coincidence?)
23:00 <PieterClaus> crop circles in corn fields (coincidence?)
23:00 <PieterClaus> and 3.11 came on 6 disks
24:00 <netrage> 25Mhz
32:00 <PieterClaus> why is it every time the cheers song comes on I always think of you bunch
33:00 <PieterClaus> its like a depressants song 
33:00 <netrage> Burp, have no clue
33:00 <PieterClaus> nobody knows you people outside irc !
33:00 <PieterClaus> =p
34:00 <netrage> I'm just an ip addy in time, looks at grem
34:00 <netrage> How's my bellbottoms
35:00 <Lumeah> lol
35:00 <netrage> Your tight Claus, I have no life. *sniffle
35:00 <netrage> I mean right
36:00 <PieterClaus> Im santas bitch and santa knows all !
36:00 <PieterClaus> he watches you while you sleep
37:00 <PieterClaus> he always has his eyes on you
37:00 <PieterClaus> on everyone !
37:00 <BlackDevil> do you fap while they sleep?
37:00 <PieterClaus> Im not santa !
38:00 <PieterClaus> santa smacks my bum when he goes ape shit on my ass !
38:00 <PieterClaus> he yeehas n all
38:00 <PieterClaus> loud fucker that one!
38:00 <PieterClaus> his belly resting on my back every time he pushes in feels sooo warm n jelly like!
39:00 <PieterClaus> i know how rudolph got his red nose !
39:00 <PieterClaus> he's wearing a red nose from red nose day
39:00 <PieterClaus> damn reindeer looks like a freekin clown
40:00 <PieterClaus> I DESPIES CLOWNS!
40:00 <PieterClaus> How many kids end up having psychotic breakdowns later in life who have had to deal with a clown 
41:00 <TheRon> clowns are menace on the roads, they drive those cars with the wonky wheels
41:00 <PieterClaus> rudolph sends kids into a phase where they require psychiatric supervision
41:00 <PieterClaus> they're called wacky wheels
41:00 <PieterClaus> and ive seen a shark drive one before
42:00 <TheRon> you know that video with 20 clowns getting out of a vw beatle?
43:00 <netrage> nvidia has a new thingy out, get
43:00 <TheRon> i saw a similar video where 20 clowns get out of paris hilton
43:00 <netrage> Lol something 2200
43:00 <netrage> You seen it too
43:00 <PieterClaus> theres a tattoo laser removal shop right in the food bit of the strip on smith street
44:00 <PieterClaus> food food food restuarant tattoo shop cigarette shop hair dresser food food food food
44:00 <PieterClaus> it came out of nowhere
44:00 <netrage> Slice of pizza and some skin burns sounds cool
44:00 <PieterClaus> must be high on demand for it to be where it is
44:00 <TheRon> woah the nips are getting bigger
45:00 <PieterClaus> I eat dead people
45:00 <netrage> Lmfao
45:00 <PieterClaus> Im gonna go nibble on someones shoulders now
45:00 <PieterClaus> bbl
45:00 <netrage> Pete, how are you? Nice vest
46:00 <netrage> Later claws
46:00 <netrage> Sings Evil Woman
46:00 <netrage> Looks at gremlins
48:00 <netrage> Eeevil woman
49:00 <netrage> i like fluffy bunnies
51:00 <TheRon> don't you go out in the rain, don't go out in the pouring rain
51:00 <Lumeah> hey TheRon
51:00 <TheRon> hello
52:00 <netrage> And grem, you just take your hot little tempertantrum and make that a permanent ban there mate. Since you showed your true colors to an ex-OP of Chatzone when it was first started slick.
53:00 <netrage> Psycho Fluffy Pops
54:00 <netrage> ;) grem. has no clue.
55:00 <grem> netrage, continue to harp on about it and i'll ban you from here as well.. i explained what you need to do to fix the problem, now deal with it and move on.
55:00 <netrage> How about that Carl fellow, lol
55:00 <TheRon> lenny??
55:00 <netrage> You explained nothing, go privy grem
56:00 <netrage> Bubba?
57:00 <simba> stop whining netrage
57:00 <netrage> Lol, I wasn't mate
01:00 <Lumeah> http://australia.toptenhen.com/item/5077/wifi-names-not-for-the-weak?p=9&bsid=1862129
01:00 <Lumeah> hhaahaa'
02:00 <Digerati> fuck, i can't crack perfectdisk pro
02:00 <Digerati> and that program starts in services.msc
02:00 <Digerati> hate programs that do that
03:00 <Digerati> they want to pwn ppl's computers
04:00 <Digerati> fuck it, will remirror this pc
04:00 <Digerati> bbl
05:00 <Digerati> there goes my save on yathzee
05:00 <TheRon> downhearted, broken dreams that never really started
05:00 <netrage> I would have helped him, wow
09:00 <netrage> aic
10:00 <screwss> rookal?
11:00 <BlackDevil> when was the last time you slept with a man?
13:00 <netrage> back to that Nick lol
14:00 <netrage> Last. Night
14:00 <netrage> It was me self
14:00 <beagle> this chocolate is so fucking delicious
15:00 <TheRon> these pretzels are making me thirsty
15:00 <netrage> speaking of, home made peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, bomb
15:00 <netrage> Hands Ron a beer
15:00 <TheRon> cheers
15:00 <netrage> cheers msge
15:00 <netrage> Mate
16:00 <TheRon> no beer makes TheRon something something
16:00 <netrage> Brb, turn that off
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> Peeps
27:00 <TheRon> hello
27:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon
29:00 <Fez> Theron
29:00 <TheRon> breasts?
29:00 <Fez> Whos?
30:00 <TheRon> i dunno
30:00 <Fez> Shop around?
30:00 <TheRon> always
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh hai there :D
32:00 <Bastardly_One> hai
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sup?
36:00 <TheRon> always remembering there ain't no second prize
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> Bit fuckin' somber for the lead up to Xmas TheRon !
38:00 <TheRon> i love xmas
39:00 <Bastardly_One> bah humbug
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> :p 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> damn Ferguson Plaires
40:00 <Bastardly_One> they cost me too much money ... evil store
40:00 <Bastardly_One> *burps cake*
40:00 <Bastardly_One> was nice though
41:00 <Skirmish> You're becoming a regular Kate. Is there a need for your family to conduct an intervention for you? 
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> Same could be said for you skir
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> On holiday... Sitting around kicking back...
44:00 <Bastardly_One> always having to have a dig at someone ... must be bliss being that arrogant/ignorant
45:00 <simba> who u
45:00 <simba> :smith:
45:00 <simba> 4:15
48:00 <Skirmish> I'm at work, it's quiet. I am still managing to keep away from irc for a majority of my non work time. 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh by the way
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what was the score in the game this morning simba?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I fell asleep 10 min in 
48:00 <Skirmish> 16:44 Bastardly_One: always having to have a dig at someone ... must be bliss being that arrogant/ignorant    <------- HA HA HA you silly old fuckwit. 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, I'm
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> Wasting time here.... 
49:00 <Skirmish> I assumed as much. It's not like you come for the people. 
49:00 <simba> google it Bastardly_One
49:00 <Skirmish> Except for me maybe. I'm pretty awesome. 
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> True Skirmish 
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> I come here for you! 
51:00 <Skirmish> What a coincidence! I come here for you! 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> In the new year we should totally fuck, again!
51:00 <Skirmish> Agreed. 
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> I can totes feel the love!
52:00 <simba> Skirmish is addicted to irc
52:00 <simba> <insert paragraph of justification>
52:00 <simba> Hahahahahahaaha.
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oops! I mention sex and I get disconnected 
54:00 <Skirmish> simba: lol
55:00 <Skirmish> Just make something up simba and include arrogant or ignorant in there somewhere and then sit back with a shit eating self rightious smile on your face like you're the smartest man alive and you will know what it's like to be B1. 
55:00 <simba> was that the paragraph
55:00 <simba> how did u manage to bring it back to b1
56:00 <simba> lets face it u have an addiction
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> Skirmish: If he pissed you off that much, ignore him
56:00 <Skirmish> I have an inability to focus my empty time onto better endeavours. If I was addicted, I would be here every day all day. It's more of a long term fad. 
57:00 <simba> denial
58:00 <simba> i want you to write me a 500 word essay on why you genuinely believe irc is just a fad to you
58:00 <christopher> fuck
58:00 <christopher> shit
58:00 <Bastardly_One> damn time is going slow
58:00 <christopher> no its not
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry up already ... 
59:00 <Skirmish> simba: The time I spend here is a pretty good indicator. Addiction is too strong a word. 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
59:00 <simba> the essay will uncover the truth
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol!!
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> 5pm news vs IRC 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ooooh the decisions!
01:00 <christopher> i fried
01:00 <Bastardly_One> 10 news?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> 15 mins of news and 3/4s hr of sport
01:00 <simba> i fried: a thesis
01:00 <christopher> yep
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> Too much fun
02:00 <simba> i so flied
04:00 <Bastardly_One> under what?
04:00 <Skirmish> "It is alleged that my online personality is "addicted to IRC". I will contend that addiction is defined by an uncontrollable desire to participate in an act to the detriment of all others. It is this definition that debunks the statement portraying addiction." 
04:00 <Skirmish> I will work on the rest later. 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oh here we go
04:00 <christopher> why do ppl treat ppl with mental illness worse than normal ppl
04:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 hr justification
05:00 <christopher> and like say make up your mind
05:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, filed under what?
05:00 <christopher> now
05:00 <Skirmish> christopher: Because you make it so easy. 
05:00 <christopher> fuck off i will smash u
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ chris
05:00 <Skirmish> I don't see that happening. 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> let's not have an episode christopher
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in the mood to call the CAT team on you too
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so let's not have an episode
06:00 <christopher> fuck of jamie
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh god
06:00 <christopher> off
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and it gets worse
06:00 <christopher> go smoke some weed
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I am 
06:00 <christopher> and piss off
06:00 <Bastardly_One> jealous?
06:00 <christopher> no
06:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd rather tell you how it is 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> now play relatively normal and nice 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> or shut up
07:00 <Skirmish> I want Bastardly_One to smoke so much weed that he never spends a moment lucid. 
07:00 <christopher> fuck off jamie u dsp cheat
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
07:00 <Skirmish> I will even help him buy the weed if he needs me to.
07:00 <christopher> smoke weed jamie
07:00 <christopher> only problem u have is smoking weed
07:00 <christopher> u should be fucking working
07:00 <simba> i said i so flied
08:00 <simba> u so blind
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yeah righty o ... and I do work from home on a contract until Feb
08:00 <Bastardly_One> what do you do?
08:00 <Skirmish> christopher: B1 has a long list of pitiful excuses he rolls out to explain to people why he cannot work. Don't provoke a re-run please.
08:00 <christopher> get looked down apon
08:00 <christopher> by scum
08:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, ooooooooooooh flied
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you still got access to the PS4? Might give you a game a bit later if you do and interested
09:00 <christopher> they using ketamine for depression
09:00 <Bastardly_One> been a while 
09:00 <christopher> atm
09:00 <simba> cut it out u piloswine
09:00 <simba> im playing teh ps3 atm
09:00 <simba> its a pokemon
10:00 <BlackDevil> simba
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> Who takes selfies whilst driving ?
10:00 <BlackDevil> are we mates?
10:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: Future darwin award winners.
10:00 <simba> australians mate
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol trew!
10:00 <BlackDevil> nice
10:00 <BlackDevil> i love australian mates
11:00 <Skirmish> Love them gently or you get a bit rough with them? 
11:00 <BlackDevil> i hate nose hairs
11:00 <Bastardly_One> on a totally different topic
11:00 <BlackDevil> whats the topic
12:00 <Bastardly_One> has anyone any opinion on this The Interview movie and the hack?
12:00 <Skirmish> I have to get rid of a few BlackDevil. I hate it though because it's an intense indescribable discomfort that is caused when you remove them.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I personally think the movie shouldn't of been made ... what did the US expect?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> anonymous claim to have it and going to release it anyway
13:00 <Bastardly_One> anonymous claim a  lot of shit at the moment though
14:00 <Digerati> back :)
14:00 <Fez> Hi cath^
14:00 <Digerati> my pc boot sector fucked up
15:00 <christopher> lol
15:00 <Digerati> lucky i had a windows image on another drive
15:00 <Skirmish> Afternoon Cath^. 
15:00 <Digerati> fucking lame ass programs
15:00 <Digerati> and i got a warning from the fucking garbos for putting plastic in the green bin
15:00 <Digerati> cunts
16:00 <Doodle> lol
16:00 <Doodle> did you give them what for
16:00 <Digerati> no
16:00 <Bastardly_One> old people
16:00 <Digerati> lucky it was only a warning
16:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta hate 'em
16:00 <Digerati> don't know how much the fine is
16:00 <Doodle> pipty dollar
16:00 <Digerati> 50 ?
17:00 <Digerati> fuck that
17:00 <christopher> difference between me and u
17:00 <Doodle> iunno i'm just talking shit
17:00 <christopher> i dont think nething u do is funny
17:00 <Bastardly_One> who's christopher talking to? the voices in his head?
17:00 <Digerati> i spent an hour sorting out garbage in the bins
17:00 <Digerati> i fucking stink now
17:00 <Doodle> bin scab
18:00 <Digerati> yeah
18:00 <Digerati> totally
18:00 <Digerati> wuv bins
18:00 <Digerati> BIN LADEN !
18:00 <Digerati> hope the cunts pick it up this time
18:00 <Digerati> they love fucking people around
18:00 <Cath^> hi Skirmish 
19:00 <simba> yea thats it
19:00 <simba> its not an old guy making their job harder
19:00 <Cath^> hi Fez 
19:00 <Doodle> lol
19:00 <Skirmish> I don't think the bin collectors set out to make peoples lives hard. 
19:00 <Digerati> your bin stinks of vomit simba
19:00 <simba> does not
19:00 <Skirmish> It's not simba's fault that some of the women he takes home spew up because of the roofie he gave them. 
20:00 <Doodle> weak
20:00 <simba> whats a roofie
20:00 <Doodle> someone who works on a roof?
20:00 <Skirmish> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roofie
20:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Prodigy - Baby's Got A Temper.mp3 (10.21MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 11:09)
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ weak
21:00 <Skirmish> The more you know ... 
21:00 <simba> link doesnt owrk
21:00 <simba> work
21:00 <Bastardly_One> a sedative
22:00 <Skirmish> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roofie&defid=1533076
22:00 <simba> how do i open these
22:00 <Skirmish> With a web browser? 
22:00 <Skirmish> They work for me ... 
22:00 <simba> whats a good 1
22:00 <Skirmish> Firefox 4 lyf
22:00 <Doodle> if you have ie you might have to pull the starter cord
23:00 <Doodle> or crank the handle
23:00 <simba> dw i know what a roofie is i was playing u
23:00 <Doodle> osnapppp
23:00 <simba> i call it slipping them a mickey
23:00 <simba> when i... never do it....
24:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen people come down off rhohipnal?
24:00 <Skirmish> Yes
24:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that ... use valium instead
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah they become arseholes eh?
24:00 <simba> will do
25:00 <Bastardly_One> was trying to be facetious 
25:00 <simba> ill catch up with val
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck val ... stupid dopey bitch
26:00 <Bastardly_One> hell I'm funny ... not
26:00 <Skirmish> Keep smoking B1. Give me your paypal details and I will show you an ounce. You can't share it though, all for you.
26:00 <Skirmish> shout*
27:00 <simba> father ounceshouter
29:00 <Skirmish> Well, I am going to indulge some other addictions. 
29:00 <beagle> hi
30:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZmxNM6DwsY
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE JON SPENCER BLUES EXPLOSION - Bellbottoms (Nov 22, 2006) 3:13 - Category: Music - 690,616 views - 1,474 likes (95%), 78 dislikes (5%)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm what game to play?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> first world problems
41:00 <simba> zelda
15:00 <Digerati> over and over
15:00 <Digerati> crimson and clover
16:00 <ifudodrugsdonotspeaktome> what
16:00 <Digerati> how
16:00 <ifudodrugsdonotspeaktome> if u think drugs are ok
16:00 <ifudodrugsdonotspeaktome> dont speak to me
17:00 <Digerati> i do drugs
17:00 <ifuselldrugsuwillgotojail> thats a promise
18:00 <enough> all u need is a bed a roof food and ability to cook and clean
19:00 <enough> if u want for money
19:00 <enough> ur scum
20:00 <enough> moneys way to control masses
20:00 <enough> of lemmings
21:00 <PieterClaus> how are you paying for your internet connection lemming?
21:00 <enough> go fb
21:00 <enough> block tv ads are on
21:00 <enough> why even touch me if u have partner
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck a duck, etc
34:00 <StrykerX> Been to Balaclava lately, Bastardly_One?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm no, why?
35:00 <StrykerX> Was there today.. Jews have this Dominos style roof sign saying Happy Hannukkah
35:00 <StrykerX> With a jewish symbol above it
36:00 <StrykerX> I felt the urge to smash one.
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah Hannukkah
36:00 <StrykerX> Yer that shit
36:00 <Bastardly_One> forgot about that ... haven't lived around there for years
36:00 <StrykerX> Light up roof signs
36:00 <StrykerX> I mean, fuck
36:00 <StrykerX> No other religion shoves it in your face like that
36:00 <StrykerX> Not even Muslims are that bad
36:00 <StrykerX> :/
36:00 <Bastardly_One> true that when in that context
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they do shove themselves on the rest of us
37:00 <StrykerX> Yup
37:00 <StrykerX> Then if anyone speaks up about it
37:00 <StrykerX> "You're anti-jew, you hate us, etc"
37:00 <Bastardly_One> basically
41:00 <StrykerX> Makes me sick
41:00 <StrykerX> I can understand where Hitler was coming from now
41:00 <Smith> oh no u didnt
41:00 <Smith> forcing jewish kids to watch their mums get raped
42:00 <Smith> StrykerX u like hitler
42:00 <Smith> ?
42:00 <StrykerX> Fuck the Jews
42:00 <StrykerX> Too bad he didn't wipe them out.
42:00 <Smith> fuck u
42:00 <StrykerX> You're a Jew?
42:00 <StrykerX> Fucking kikes
43:00 <StrykerX> Scum of the planet
43:00 <StrykerX> Even Islam is better.
43:00 <StrykerX> And THAT is saying something.
44:00 <Smith> islam hate pigs
44:00 <Smith> remember the story of a pig and a spider
44:00 <Smith> charolletes wed
44:00 <Smith> web
44:00 <StrykerX> Should dip the "Martyrs" in pigs blood then execute them
44:00 <StrykerX> That'll stop that shit pretty quick.
44:00 <Smith> fuck up cunt
45:00 <Smith> been on austnet for like 2 weeks
45:00 <StrykerX> Make me kike
45:00 <Smith> this cunts pissing me off
45:00 <StrykerX> Then make 2 weeks your time and fuck off.
45:00 <StrykerX> I'm sure your rabbi will help you
45:00 <Smith> u wanta start
46:00 <StrykerX> Scum.
46:00 <Smith> u live s/e
46:00 <StrykerX> Na, I don't live in Jewfield.
46:00 <StrykerX> Fuck that for a joke.
46:00 <Smith> i will king hit u fuck
46:00 <Smith> picking on the jews
46:00 <Smith> ie the bible
46:00 <StrykerX> I'd rather live under a bridge than with you Jew cunts
47:00 <Smith> u make a book sells more copies
47:00 <Smith> then u come on ranting your shit
47:00 <Smith> otherwise shut the fuck up
47:00 <StrykerX> A jew talking about selling stuff
47:00 <StrykerX> What a shock.
47:00 <Smith> i'm not jewish
47:00 <StrykerX> Smith, does this smell like gas to you bro?
48:00 <Smith> let me fuck ya misses
48:00 <Smith> and be done with it
48:00 <Smith> 10 commandments
48:00 <Smith> or 12
48:00 <Smith> fucken what the fuck
48:00 <StrykerX> You don't even know your own bible.
49:00 <StrykerX> Some Jew you are.
49:00 <Smith> i no i live quite well
49:00 <StrykerX> Do you smoke?
49:00 <Smith> what
49:00 <Smith> u smoke cock bro
49:00 <Smith> shut up
49:00 <Ana_Ng> the joke setup is amazing
50:00 <StrykerX> A jew who smokes
50:00 <StrykerX> rofl
50:00 <StrykerX> You'd be rejected by your own kind.
50:00 <Smith> ur like the chris cunt
50:00 <Smith> doesnt shut up
50:00 <StrykerX> UMAD?
50:00 <StrykerX> lolllllll @ Smith
50:00 <StrykerX> Bible bashing hero
51:00 <StrykerX> Jews killed Jesus
51:00 <StrykerX> You know this, right?
51:00 <Smith> u killing this chat room
51:00 <Smith> u will not have book written about u
51:00 <StrykerX> LOL
51:00 <StrykerX> Smith is furious
51:00 <Ana_Ng> wait what
51:00 <StrykerX> A furious Jew
51:00 <Ana_Ng> i never heard about this jews killing jesus thing
52:00 <Smith> celebrate StrykerX's death
52:00 <StrykerX> Ana, according to the bible they did
52:00 <Smith> we gonna call it
52:00 <Ana_Ng> gosh StrykerX, thanks for the info!
52:00 <Smith> stebie
52:00 <StrykerX> rofl
54:00 <Digerati> does anyone here know much about saddles ?
54:00 <zaim> saddles for a human or a horse
54:00 <Digerati> both
54:00 <Digerati> hahaha
54:00 <Digerati> well the human does need a saddle for the horse
54:00 <Digerati> http://vichorse.com/forum/index.php?t=msg&goto=2406964&
55:00 <Digerati> check that out zaim
55:00 <Digerati> i ordered it
55:00 <zaim> where are the stirrips
56:00 <Digerati> hmm
56:00 <Digerati> can't see them
56:00 <zaim> thats another thing u gotta order now
56:00 <Digerati> but i am pretty sure it comes with t
56:00 <zaim> u hope so
56:00 <PieterClaus> jesus was a terrorist
56:00 <Digerati> i am buying a draught horse to ride
59:00 <StrykerX> Fuck off
59:00 <StrykerX> Work tells me they're paying me boxing day
00:00 <StrykerX> What good is that?!
00:00 <Digerati> you cant box your way out of a christmas box
00:00 <Digerati> :) hehe
01:00 <Digerati> jk
01:00 <Digerati> sorry, i just dont like boxing or fighting for that matter
02:00 <StrykerX> That's cool though
02:00 <StrykerX> Means I get a long holiday
02:00 <StrykerX> Cause if they try that, I'm not returning
02:00 <zaim> btw Digerati i have no idea about saddles.
02:00 <Digerati> what weight are you StrykerX ?
03:00 <StrykerX> 250kg
03:00 <StrykerX> :')
03:00 <Digerati> zaim, it's ok, all i am buying the saddle for is for looks
03:00 <StrykerX> And 5ft1
03:00 <Digerati> and wax it everyday, something tto do
03:00 <StrykerX> Rollin to the dole line.
03:00 <Digerati> hope it is real leather
04:00 <Digerati> acdx drummer on drugs
04:00 <Digerati> acdx
04:00 <Digerati> acdc
04:00 <Digerati> he got busted :) rofl
05:00 <milk> is that in nz?
05:00 <Digerati> what else is new
05:00 <Digerati> yeah
06:00 <Digerati> justin bieber is on drugs ! yahhhh ! let's all do drugs the teens say
06:00 <Digerati> sigh...
06:00 <milk> he should have known better, but he probably figured they were tolerant like aus of acdc
08:00 <Smith> suck me in get what u want
09:00 <Smith> then be cunts
09:00 <Smith> ruin my christmas
27:00 <simba> Norman Sperm
27:00 <FakeBook> welcome mark zagggggeeebusofuisuisog
27:00 <FakeBook> said youre all fake
28:00 <FakeBook> no otherwise
28:00 <FakeBook> ur all fake
29:00 <FakeBook> fucken a chat program with 100 users
30:00 <FakeBook> says a lot for the communitiy
30:00 <FakeBook> pedos much
30:00 <FakeBook> nah i dam right
30:00 <FakeBook> fucken scum
52:00 <Lumeah> Lol
53:00 <StrykerX> NoName Script <3
32:00 <PieterClaus> why do people have to be not so nice here ? :(
32:00 <Doodle> stfu
32:00 <PieterClaus> I DEMAND YOU TAKE THAT BACK !
32:00 <PieterClaus> I DEMAND IT !
36:00 <couleurs> cum
36:00 <PieterClaus> in your bum!
37:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, Pieter
39:00 <PieterClaus> NO YOU YOU FIFA WANNABE PLAYER WHO CANT SCORE GOALS COS HE TRIPS OVER HIS OWN FEET COS HE HAS A GOOFY TEAM AND SHUT UP COULEURS
40:00 <couleurs> ok :)
40:00 <StrykerX> dw couleurs, he will go bash his neighbour again soon
40:00 <StrykerX> And come back semi-normal
41:00 <couleurs> agreed.
41:00 <StrykerX> Cause drugs, lol
41:00 <simba> LuLzZ
41:00 <couleurs> drugs lol
41:00 <StrykerX> Hello simba
42:00 <StrykerX> Where's my Jew mate gone?
42:00 <StrykerX> Prolly off to neck up.
42:00 <StrykerX> 1 less problem in this world.
43:00 <couleurs> agreed.
44:00 <simba> Quite.
46:00 <Lumeah> Google box 
46:00 <Lumeah> Resistance is futile. You will be absorbed. 
49:00 <StrykerX> NOWAI
49:00 <Fez> Like a sponge
51:00 <couleurs> I Hate Manure !
53:00 <StrykerX> Why?
54:00 <couleurs> it smells!!!!!!!!
54:00 <StrykerX> You smell!
55:00 <couleurs> like flowers :)
55:00 <StrykerX> Cheese
55:00 <StrykerX> And something sticky.
56:00 <couleurs> cheeze louize 
58:00 <simba> Cheesetinho~~!!!!!!!!!!!
58:00 <couleurs> w00t 3pic  w1n
00:00 <Bastardly_One>  ...
00:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of stickiness
00:00 <StrykerX> Sup Bastardly_One?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet fa
00:00 <StrykerX> Fun
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and no that wasn't a typo of Fifa
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ikr?
01:00 <couleurs> Fi Fa !!!
02:00 <StrykerX> I wonder if Pieter has finished bashing his neighbour yet
02:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
02:00 <couleurs> https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3nihprm81qmw1ydo1_1280.png
02:00 <faux> Pieter couldn't bash his way out of a wet paper bag 
02:00 <couleurs> me irl
02:00 <StrykerX> He was pissed off with couleurs
02:00 <StrykerX> So he went to bash his neighbour again
02:00 <StrykerX> Hello faux
03:00 <faux> Dogue blogue 
03:00 <faux> Hello
03:00 <faux> Are you new or someone that changed their nick 
03:00 <StrykerX> What bought you back to the world of IRC.
03:00 <StrykerX> ?
03:00 <faux> Boredom mostly 
03:00 <PieterClaus> couleurs: Im shitty with you
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
04:00 <StrykerX> It's like that.
04:00 <faux> I was watching the nutty professor, its not funny anymore :'(
04:00 <Bastardly_One> never was could be why 
04:00 <StrykerX> Oh he's gawt gas
04:00 <faux> Hercules Hercules Herculessss
04:00 <faux> It was just fat jokes and farts 
05:00 <DemonsRun> B1, that other server you told me about ages ago, what was it?
05:00 <StrykerX> Which was epic when it was released.
05:00 <faux> Yeah
05:00 <StrykerX> Back in the 90s
05:00 <faux> When I was like 12 lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> do what?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> irc server?
05:00 <DemonsRun> Yes
05:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm sure it was me?
05:00 <faux> Irc.cumlords
05:00 <faux> .org
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no idea ... was it in relation to certain stuff we like?
06:00 <StrykerX> Didn't know you had a server, faux?
06:00 <faux> lol
06:00 <faux> Well now you do
07:00 <DemonsRun> Yes
07:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
07:00 <Bastardly_One> easy
07:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
07:00 <DemonsRun> Cufflink?
07:00 <DemonsRun> Doodle! <3
07:00 <StrykerX> Hot.
07:00 <Doodle> hai2u DemonsRun <3
08:00 <Bastardly_One> was that it brat?
08:00 <faux> BANKS - Drowning (Official Music Video): http://youtu.be/HzGHgQBPyV0
08:00 <faux> Pls
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BANKS - Drowning (Official Music Video) (Jun 5, 2014) 4:08 - Category: Music - 3,180,750 views - 24,037 likes (98.3%), 414 dislikes (1.7%)
08:00 <faux> :')
08:00 <Bastardly_One> not heard of that one brat
09:00 <faux> Well listen gramps
09:00 <Bastardly_One> not you ... DemonsRun with the irc server 
09:00 <faux> Oh ok
09:00 <Bastardly_One> as if listen to anything you put up 
09:00 <DemonsRun> Now you have
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess so ... I'll look when I cbf'ed
10:00 <Bastardly_One> dinner can hurry up
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm rather hungry
12:00 <faux> Eat a dick
12:00 <Bastardly_One> U!
13:00 <NightOwl1> ?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> evening NightOwl
14:00 <NightOwl1> Nothin.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> just as well pal
15:00 <NightOwl1> Ello oh bee won
15:00 <Bastardly_One> this is as exciting as the other place
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I just looked in ... 
16:00 <NightOwl1> Yes!
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I should be chasing aniko but I've lost patience
16:00 <NightOwl1> You're so fickle.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> no way ... 2 yrs is ages
17:00 <NightOwl1> Good point.
17:00 <NightOwl1> You're such a stalker.
17:00 <NightOwl1> Better?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... stfu tahnii?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> she wishes though
18:00 <NightOwl1> Wishes what? That you'd stalk her?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> more along the lines of she thinks that highly of herself she is worth stalking
19:00 <StrykerX> Stalking is so 90s
19:00 <NightOwl1> Well it'd give you something else to fight about
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and effort
19:00 <NightOwl1> It's been days!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... that's because she has me on reverse ignore over there
20:00 <Bastardly_One> except on those wanky discussion nights
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I know all the people she fucked over in real life
21:00 <NightOwl1> Temporary I'm sure. You two can't help yourselves :p
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... not that particularly fussed actually
22:00 <Bastardly_One> some bitches seriously need a good cunt punt though
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that's one
23:00 <NightOwl1> You're such a poet LOL
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I make short cameo appearances there at present
23:00 <couleurs> https://38.media.tumblr.com/b7b658431401784e4558422c75ae10eb/tumblr_ndbgrs3B531r20whwo1_1280.png
23:00 <Bastardly_One> cannot be fucked with the fake niceness they present at this time of year
23:00 <couleurs> amasing
23:00 <Bastardly_One> get smashed and fight or something
25:00 <StrykerX> 15,13 21:22  11 Bastardly_One   14 some bitches seriously need a good cunt punt though << LOL
25:00 <Bastardly_One> it's true!
25:00 <Bastardly_One> like .... Skirmish!
25:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One shows his true colours
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wait, he's male
25:00 <Bastardly_One> MY bad
25:00 <TokenDaRing> hes a violent man who can only think with his fists
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ho hum ... you have to learn to be a better troll
26:00 <NightOwl1> Actually if you want to be accurate he was thinking with his feet
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
26:00 <TokenDaRing> clearly, he has issues with women
26:00 <TokenDaRing> namely, them telling him no all the time
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... listen to this cunt NightOwl
27:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl has known me for years and knows my humour probably better than I do 
27:00 <TokenDaRing> your humour is shit
27:00 <TokenDaRing> like you
27:00 <StrykerX> Brb wanking
27:00 <TokenDaRing> over who?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, your trolling is pathetic as you are ... hush
27:00 <StrykerX> Myself
28:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: you just don't like being called out
28:00 <StrykerX> :')
28:00 <TokenDaRing> face it
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oi NightOwl
28:00 <StrykerX> And bee_girl
28:00 <amsy> hi cc !
28:00 <TokenDaRing> NightOwl1, Bastardly_One needs back up, clearly
28:00 <TokenDaRing> he's crying for your assist
28:00 <Bastardly_One> no I was gonna ask him something without having to go elsewhere to ask it actually
28:00 <couleurs> hi amsy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you I'm just ignoring 
29:00 <amsy> where have u been...
29:00 <TokenDaRing> that's nice, queeny
29:00 <couleurs> bit busy...
29:00 <couleurs> bit sick... i caught some flu off some a hole wtf pls no
29:00 <NightOwl1> Not much point looking to me for backup, first sign of trouble, I'm OUTTA there.
29:00 <amsy> :(
29:00 <couleurs> it's nearly xmaus!!!!! i have to alcohol!!!!!!!!
30:00 <amsy> woo!!!!
30:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl, yeah but what is it with your nick supposedly feminine? you've got that off Gus too I think
30:00 <PieterClaus> why do the videos on facebook automatically play without em being clicked
31:00 <Bastardly_One> to piss you off
31:00 <amsy> change in settings pieter
31:00 <Bastardly_One> go fix it in settings
31:00 <couleurs> i got some cold/flu pills, nasal spray, cough drops, cough syrup etc... Operation Flu F*ck O** is Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
31:00 <PieterClaus> k
31:00 <amsy> god speed!!!!!!!!!!
31:00 <amsy> i still have to finish buying presents :'(
31:00 <NightOwl1> Buggered if I know. Maybe I need to be sleazier.
31:00 <amsy> i hate shopping here
32:00 <Bastardly_One> just a head flu or a spewy flu ?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> shopping here where I am seems limited ... that's actually what I dislike most
32:00 <amsy> i just hate the people
33:00 <couleurs> yes i have 2 buy thing tomorrow before thing on thingday
33:00 <amsy> and the shopping centre heater is cranked for some reason
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm alright until I pay too much attention to them if you get what I mean 
33:00 <couleurs> also my car battery died today too, what the!!!!!!!!!!!!
33:00 <amsy> ohhhh my god
33:00 <Doodle> whats the point of shopping when theres no tikkentakken at the checkenoutenen
33:00 <amsy> i told you about my bfs car shit?
33:00 <couleurs> i was in the garage though... phew
33:00 <amsy> correct roodle
34:00 <StrykerX> Cars are made to explode
34:00 <couleurs> yes it's a peace of sheit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
34:00 <Doodle> silly elves
34:00 <amsy> holy hell
34:00 <amsy> since then.... his front left suspension just broke while he was filling petrol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> StrykerX, only by arabs
34:00 <Doodle> lol wtf
34:00 <amsy> and it punctured the shock or something
34:00 <Doodle> its not that girly bmw is it
34:00 <amsy> yes
34:00 <Doodle> that would explain it
34:00 <StrykerX> LOL
35:00 <amsy> i hate the fucking thing
35:00 <StrykerX> Broken suspenion is a beemer
35:00 <StrykerX> Enjoy that mortgage!!
35:00 <Doodle> they break just from looking at them
35:00 <Doodle> i had to replace the front suspension in my 540i
35:00 <Doodle> was under $1k
35:00 <StrykerX> And look at you now
35:00 <StrykerX> Living in a box
35:00 <StrykerX> Oh
35:00 <couleurs> i have to buy a new battery tomorrow now so i can go buy alcohol and perfume cos the old 1 doesn't hold charge anymore RIP lil fella
35:00 <couleurs> yes i did mine this year too and it was under $1k too
35:00 <amsy> lol
36:00 <StrykerX> First world problems #2344: Cbf going to wifi printer after clicking print
36:00 <amsy> 2k for us :(
36:00 <Doodle> yeah
36:00 <couleurs> mumu mier
36:00 <Doodle> later model
36:00 <amsy> also norway
36:00 <amsy> shits exy
36:00 <Doodle> norway is closer to germany than aus, you'd think parts would be cheap
36:00 <TokenDaRing> more like
36:00 <Doodle> i got all mine from the usa
36:00 <TokenDaRing> boreway
36:00 <Doodle> snoreway?
37:00 <amsy> i think its more the labour we pay for
37:00 <StrykerX> Mmm cheese.
37:00 <Doodle> amsy-likes-it-in-the-back-doorway?
37:00 <amsy> excuse me
37:00 <Doodle> sort of rhymes
37:00 <Doodle> sorry, your secret is safe 
37:00 <Doodle> everyone type /clear
37:00 <StrykerX> Gentlemen don't share facts like that Doodle
37:00 <Doodle> there
37:00 <StrykerX> Apologise at once.
37:00 <Doodle> lol i'm not a gentleman
38:00 <NightOwl1> We didn't see a thing
38:00 <Doodle> ^^
38:00 <StrykerX> That wasn't the operative word in the sentence either
38:00 <StrykerX> :P
38:00 <couleurs> perfume is more expensive than alcohol btw every one
38:00 <couleurs> it's more expensive than every thing
38:00 <Doodle> thats why we dont drink perfume
38:00 <couleurs> thank u
38:00 <Doodle> yw
39:00 <amsy> haha
39:00 <amsy> <3 perfume
39:00 <PieterClaus> nite
40:00 <Doodle> do the seatbelts in your bfs car stink of your perfume
40:00 <Doodle> i find that with girls
40:00 <amsy> i havent smelt them
40:00 <Doodle> well, when they let me drive them anywhere
41:00 <amsy> hahaha aw
41:00 <couleurs> i'm pretty much a perfume expert now did u no there's a fragrance forum on the internet and girls tell you what to buy for other girls so you don't have to ask what they like and it's a surprise and then they're like whoa it's just what i wanted thank u soul mate n BOOM
41:00 <Doodle> :/
41:00 <Doodle> who wants a soul mate when you can just bang everyone else
42:00 <christopher> ne finger
42:00 <christopher> ne touch
42:00 <christopher> u die
42:00 <christopher> cunt
42:00 <Doodle> tis the season cunt
42:00 <Doodle> settle down
42:00 <christopher> no
42:00 <christopher> ne
42:00 <christopher> one touch her
42:00 <Doodle> peace on earth and all that bollocks
42:00 <christopher> your dick get cut off
43:00 <Doodle> did someone cut your grass again
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to calm down lady
43:00 <christopher> no i need not calm down
43:00 <christopher> ne1 touches
43:00 <christopher> her
43:00 <christopher> dies
43:00 <Doodle> let me guess, chris saw some girl on the street walking with her bf and she made eye contact with him
43:00 <Doodle> now everyone must die
44:00 <christopher> why would i touch
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess?
44:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl Doodle
44:00 <christopher> ur dead cunts
44:00 <Doodle> she was probably trying to work out how high you can kick
44:00 <christopher> now me sit loggin
44:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher I touched her
44:00 <Doodle> should have shown her the youtube vid
44:00 <TokenDaRing> I touched her a lot
44:00 <amsy> how high can he kick?
44:00 <Doodle> doorway high
44:00 <christopher> i will try
45:00 <Doodle> its pretty impressive for someone whose inner ear must have rotted away years ago
45:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher I touched her
45:00 <amsy> i wanna see
45:00 <TokenDaRing> what will you do
45:00 <christopher> u come i end u
45:00 <Doodle> chris link amsy up with your doorway kicking magnificence
45:00 <TokenDaRing> I came in her, yes
45:00 <Doodle> she'll be all over you like shit on a blanket
46:00 <christopher> ur all dead
46:00 <StrykerX> christopher, you calm now bro?
46:00 <christopher> i call feds next
46:00 <amsy> hahahaha like shit on a BLANKET?
46:00 <christopher> give address
46:00 <TokenDaRing> Doodle, shit all over a blanket? christopher knows how to deal with that
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <TokenDaRing> christopher I slept with her
46:00 <Doodle> fedzm8
46:00 <TokenDaRing> held her
46:00 <TokenDaRing> kissed her
46:00 <TokenDaRing> how do you feel about that?
46:00 <christopher> i dont care
46:00 <christopher> she has hep
47:00 <christopher> u got hep TokenDaRing
47:00 <TokenDaRing> yes I do
47:00 <christopher> lol at u
47:00 <Doodle> she gave me her number chris but i never called
47:00 <TokenDaRing> I have aids too
47:00 <christopher> one day when some one is aware
47:00 <StrykerX> Wtf is christopher on about?
47:00 <StrykerX> :/
47:00 <DemonsRun> Token! <3
47:00 <TokenDaRing> DemonsRun :) hello
48:00 <TokenDaRing> lol christopher melted down
48:00 <TokenDaRing> he's probably going on about some woman who served him at coles
48:00 <TokenDaRing> she looked at him
48:00 <StrykerX> TRUE LOVE
48:00 <TokenDaRing> she is his now
48:00 <Doodle> good grief
48:00 <stebie> let's be nice people
48:00 <Doodle> aw
48:00 <stebie> *let's be nice, people
49:00 <stebie> yes, commas make a difference
49:00 <DemonsRun> Not a chance stebie
49:00 <StrykerX> Ohai
49:00 <DemonsRun> Oi!
49:00 <stebie> hey dazgot
49:00 <DemonsRun> I'll slap you round with something better than fish
49:00 <stebie> DemonsRun, a shark?
50:00 <DemonsRun> No
50:00 <StrykerX> Racist cunt
50:00 <DemonsRun> A boob.
50:00 <Doodle> sharktopus
50:00 <Doodle> oh
50:00 <Doodle> close
50:00 <stebie> boobtopus
50:00 <DemonsRun> Yes
50:00 <Doodle> i wish someone would slap me around with boobs
50:00 <StrykerX> A boob? IT'S A TRAP!
50:00 <DemonsRun> 8 of then
50:00 <DemonsRun> Them
50:00 <Doodle> whoah
50:00 <Doodle> vietnames pot-bellied pig stylez
50:00 <stebie> tits like no udder
50:00 <Doodle> e
50:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
50:00 <DemonsRun> You'd love it haha
50:00 <Doodle> fkoath
50:00 <DemonsRun> Exactly 
51:00 <Doodle> swing by
51:00 <Doodle> and i do mean swing
51:00 <DemonsRun> Lol not a chance 
51:00 <Doodle> always worth a try
51:00 <DemonsRun> I need to go move Carter's car. Brb
51:00 <Doodle> why does carter have a surname for a christian name
52:00 <StrykerX> lol
53:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10675542_780808655300982_1344560544000575581_n.jpg?oh=8cb435a9185e90f653e740fdcde2df17&oe=5539E336&__gda__=1430292458_84fc26f5ba854704ab544b896d90762f
53:00 <Doodle> going to do some mods to my car
53:00 <DemonsRun> Idk I liked it.
53:00 <DemonsRun> So he got it.
53:00 <Doodle> where 2 buy chrome strips
53:00 <DemonsRun> Other son is Jackson... Problem with that? Lol
53:00 <couleurs> that looks like shredders car from ninja turtle
53:00 <StrykerX> Surname too. :P
54:00 <Doodle> my nephews name is jackson, i told my sister just name him john cos we'll all just call him jack anyway
54:00 <Doodle> so we all call him jack
54:00 <Doodle> ..
54:00 <StrykerX> I hate car shopping
54:00 <Doodle> sometimes i call him jackson lizardbreath
54:00 <StrykerX> I have no idea what to get.
54:00 <Doodle> i love car shopping
54:00 <Doodle> ask me
54:00 <Doodle> what sort of car do you want
55:00 <StrykerX> I need something that's not a cunt on fuel, cheap and safe for my son to be in too
55:00 <Doodle> theres heaps to choose from
55:00 <Doodle> narrow id down a bit
55:00 <Doodle> it
55:00 <couleurs> gogo mobile
55:00 <StrykerX> Was thinking a Commodore/Falcon on gas.
55:00 <Doodle> why
55:00 <StrykerX> Cheap to run
55:00 <StrykerX> And cause they're big, a little safe.
55:00 <NightOwl1> G, o, g, g, o. No, not the Dart.
56:00 <Doodle> mazda6, accord euro, mondeo, camry
56:00 <Doodle> all better
56:00 <StrykerX> Hrm
56:00 <StrykerX> Did I say my limit was $4k-$5k
56:00 <StrykerX> lol
56:00 <Doodle> lol no
56:00 <couleurs> not very safe when teh gas bottle blows up hahahaha!!!!!!! fkn pwned
56:00 <StrykerX> Rules out most of them
56:00 <Doodle> 351 xd falcon then obv
56:00 <Doodle> size of a small aircraft carrier
57:00 <StrykerX> couleurs, I've had a gas car go up in flames before
57:00 <StrykerX> And the tank never went
57:00 <StrykerX> That's an uninformed view.
57:00 <Doodle> for 5k i'd be looking at camrys
57:00 <couleurs> aw :(
57:00 <StrykerX> Yeah, that was my initial thought too
57:00 <StrykerX> But then I got confused
57:00 <Doodle> much safer and more reliable
57:00 <Doodle> the latest camrys are all 4 cyl and the 6cyl is the aurion
57:00 <StrykerX> My main objective is in that price and safety is paramount
57:00 <Doodle> all the old camrys were 4s or 6s
58:00 <Doodle> my sister has an 05 v6 camry on gas
58:00 <Doodle> and 3 kids
58:00 <StrykerX> I can sacrifice economy if needed
58:00 <Doodle> well
58:00 <Doodle> she would tell you its a sportivo
58:00 <Doodle> but its a camry
58:00 <StrykerX> Amazing how you don't give a fuck till you have kids.
58:00 <StrykerX> lol
58:00 <DemonsRun> I would have called Jackson Jack if he was here
58:00 <StrykerX> Much of a muchness.
58:00 <Doodle> oh no the sportivo has a different exhaust dont you know
59:00 <Doodle> ..
59:00 <StrykerX> Hahaha
59:00 <Doodle> and black badges and some frilly bits
59:00 <Doodle> its a nice car tho
59:00 <StrykerX> IT HAS SUEDE SEATS
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <Doodle> dat velour
59:00 <StrykerX> Yeah, the Camrys look comfy
59:00 <StrykerX> I know for a fact that Falcons are.. Never owned a Camry
59:00 <Doodle> just drive a couple
00:00 <StrykerX> I drove a Camry Hybrid when I was a cabby
00:00 <StrykerX> They were pretty epic
00:00 <Doodle> the only thing to look out for on camrys is the driveshafts
00:00 <Doodle> so just do a uturn and listen for clicking
00:00 <StrykerX> But I don't have the cash for a 2010-2011 model
00:00 <StrykerX> Ah yer
00:00 <StrykerX> Cheers
00:00 <Doodle> no probs dude
01:00 <StrykerX> LAst thing I wanna do is fork out $5k on a car
01:00 <Doodle> if only more people came to me for car advice before blowing thousands on useless cars they dont need
01:00 <StrykerX> Then $5k getting it up to standard
01:00 <Doodle> like Maurice
01:00 <StrykerX> lol
01:00 <Doodle> then again i blow thousands on cars i dont need
01:00 <Doodle> but who cares YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
02:00 <StrykerX> lol
02:00 <StrykerX> Maybe get a Hybrid ex-cab
02:00 <StrykerX> hahaha
02:00 <Doodle> if they made a cheap enough hybrid/ev that had a range of 400km+ i'd be on it
03:00 <Doodle> cos they can be fun
03:00 <Doodle> once you get up to speed...
03:00 <Doodle> i'd have a tesla model s or a fisker karma in a heartbeat, but i dont have $100k
03:00 <amsy> teslas are nice to drive
04:00 <Doodle> shut up :(
04:00 <Doodle> i want one
04:00 <amsy> hehe
04:00 <Doodle> i dont think theyre even legal here yet
04:00 <amsy> goodness
04:00 <StrykerX> http://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/man-fighting-for-life-after-fleeing-taxi-in-northcote-to-avoid-paying-fare/story-fnii5sms-1227163918182
04:00 <amsy> well here theres some loophole that makes them cheaper than normal
04:00 <StrykerX> Cunt deserves his injuries
05:00 <amsy> so people started buying them
05:00 <StrykerX> Cabbies aren't driving all night for fun
05:00 <Doodle> yeah govt incentives
05:00 <Doodle> i drove one of the old honda insights when they were new, it was a fun little car
05:00 <Doodle> http://files.conceptcarz.com/img/Honda/2004_honda_insight_manu_04.jpg
05:00 <Doodle> one of those
05:00 <StrykerX> Doodle, my cab was a Camry Hybrid, did 270km on $6 fuel
06:00 <Doodle> fk yeah
06:00 <amsy> hahaha the back
06:00 <StrykerX> Economy
06:00 <Doodle> screw you indian servo ppl
06:00 <StrykerX> Not very quick
06:00 <Doodle> lol amsy
06:00 <Doodle> it was fun!
06:00 <StrykerX> But cheap
06:00 <Doodle> and turned heads, probably for the wrong reasons
06:00 <Doodle> sounded like a washing machine
06:00 <StrykerX> lol
06:00 <amsy> the back....
06:00 <Doodle> it was sposed to be aerodynamic so it used less fuel
07:00 <Doodle> instead it looked like a doorstop
07:00 <amsy> lol
07:00 <couleurs> i'm aerodynamic 
07:00 <Doodle> was a bitch to see out of the back too
07:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Daft Punk - One More Time - Aerodynamic - Aerodynamic Beats - Forget About the World.mp3 (14.96MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 16:20)
08:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10452933_10203003391259350_7860428218728867617_o.jpg
08:00 <Doodle> aerodynamic
08:00 <couleurs> cat antenna
09:00 <Doodle> he would only pick up bird songs
10:00 <couleurs> i get it!!!!!
10:00 <Doodle> keke
10:00 <Doodle> also ps3!!!
11:00 <amsy> my car antenna snapped and i have no idea how
11:00 <amsy> 2fast2furiose
11:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <Doodle> i got a little stubby one cos mine was like a b&s antenna
12:00 <amsy> its a golf so its a smallish black one coming from the roof
12:00 <Doodle> ah yeah beesting one
13:00 <Doodle> also wise choice 
13:00 <amsy> havent driven anywhere with low clearance
13:00 <Doodle> golfs are great cars
13:00 <amsy> love my golf
13:00 <Doodle> i'd have one
13:00 <Doodle> trying to convince my mate to buy a golf r
14:00 <couleurs> me 2
14:00 <Doodle> i looked at gti's when i was looking to buy a car last
14:00 <Doodle> but they were too much at the time
14:00 <couleurs> yea i will get a gti next time
15:00 <StrykerX> X taxi, 450,000km, "close to rwc"
15:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <StrykerX> $1,400
15:00 <Doodle> HOW CLOSE
15:00 <StrykerX> "Close to RWC.. Just needs a new engine"
15:00 <StrykerX> I bet
15:00 <Doodle> also 450k is too much unless its an s class mercedes
16:00 <StrykerX> If I were to ever go down that path
16:00 <StrykerX> I'd buy from a private owner only
16:00 <StrykerX> Who wasn't named Mohammed
16:00 <StrykerX> Or Hajib
16:00 <Doodle> yeah a mate of mine works on old euro cars in adelaide
16:00 <Doodle> he says if you're buying an old one get one with huge kms on it
16:00 <StrykerX> Means I'm limited to 3 cabs in whole of Melbourne
16:00 <Doodle> cos everything has most likely been replaced
17:00 <StrykerX> Yeah, they change engines around 550000
17:00 <StrykerX> So if you get one 600+ you're in an alright place
17:00 <StrykerX> Cause odds are box has been done too
17:00 <StrykerX> And diff
17:00 <Doodle> but.. everything else
17:00 <StrykerX> lol
17:00 <StrykerX> Plus, you can find a meth stash in it to sell to PieterClaus
18:00 <StrykerX> Make some cash back
18:00 <Doodle> lol
18:00 <StrykerX> Picard
18:00 <Doodle> years ago some bloke traded in his benz at my work
18:00 <bipolar_bear> hi
18:00 <StrykerX> Why the name change?
18:00 <Doodle> left his drugs in it
18:00 <bipolar_bear> StrykerX hows the arse?
18:00 <Doodle> we called him to come and collect them
18:00 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
18:00 <Doodle> service
18:00 <StrykerX> "Service"
18:00 <bipolar_bear> im hiding from picard
18:00 <Doodle> he left them in the car fridge
18:00 <StrykerX> I used to love the weekly back seat removal from my cab
19:00 <Doodle> we were cleaning it out
19:00 <StrykerX> $50-$60 in coins from drunks
19:00 <Doodle> lol yeh
19:00 <StrykerX> Plus a few other bits
19:00 <StrykerX> Weed, phones, etc.
19:00 <scout> Hey
19:00 <StrykerX> One of the benefits of doing night shift
19:00 <bipolar_bear> LwaXmas hello
19:00 <StrykerX> Actually, prolly the only benefit
19:00 <bipolar_bear> merry crapday
21:00 <StrykerX> "Passed RWC 3 months ago"
21:00 <bipolar_bear> wat did?
21:00 <StrykerX> ALOT can happen to a cab in 3 months.
21:00 <bipolar_bear> your skateboard?
22:00 <bipolar_bear> StrykerX u drive a taxi?
22:00 <StrykerX> No
22:00 <bipolar_bear> are u indian or paki?
22:00 <StrykerX> I used to
22:00 <StrykerX> Was 1 of 10 aussie drivers in Melbourne
23:00 <bipolar_bear> lol
23:00 <bipolar_bear> fucking melbourne taxi drivers
23:00 <bipolar_bear> try to take the long way all the time
23:00 <LwaXmas> hi bipolar_bear
23:00 <bipolar_bear> i piss them off and tell them the way i want to go
24:00 <amsy> paki made me pay 50 upfront incase i did a runner once
24:00 <amsy> wtf
24:00 <couleurs> lol
24:00 <bipolar_bear> paki i had didnt know where flinders st was
24:00 <amsy> i dont really look like the breaking the law type..
24:00 <couleurs> taxis are the worst here
24:00 <bipolar_bear> amsy u are a fugative
24:00 <bipolar_bear> thats why i ran away to the north pole
24:00 <StrykerX> I had plenty of customers who thought I was a lost cunt
24:00 <bipolar_bear> u**
25:00 <StrykerX> When I told them 4-5 ways to get where they wanted to go, they were speechless.
25:00 <NightOwl1> Maybe you shouldn't have been lacing up running shoes as you got in the cab
25:00 <couleurs> one time a paki had no door covers on his taxi, we go in and where like uh why is there bits of your automobile missing.............
25:00 <StrykerX> lol
25:00 <couleurs> no joke
25:00 <couleurs> i was only a little bit drunk
26:00 <amsy> hahaha
26:00 <amsy> surely thats not allowed
26:00 <couleurs> and he still took us the long way and i told him to drive my gf home 1st so he wouldn't rape her after i got out 
26:00 <couleurs> so gentle man
26:00 <couleurs> they're the worst, fuck them 
27:00 <NightOwl1> You only need to be worried if there's no door handles on the inside
27:00 <couleurs> told u
27:00 <couleurs> i have many good stories!!!
28:00 <couleurs> i need 2 write a blog book
30:00 <StrykerX> HAHAHAHA
30:00 <StrykerX> "Never in an accident"
30:00 <StrykerX> Yet half the panels are different shades
31:00 <Its_Christmas> poor bloke jumped out of an indian cabbie now fighting for his life, silly cabbie
31:00 <StrykerX> Bullshit
31:00 <StrykerX> Good on the cabbie
31:00 <StrykerX> Should've ran him over a couple of times
31:00 <StrykerX> Cheap cunt.
32:00 <couleurs> agreed.
32:00 <Its_Christmas> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/25840000/cabbie-facing-serious-charges/
32:00 <Its_Christmas> About 100,000 people are on meth in perth
33:00 <Its_Christmas> 4% of the total population in WA
33:00 <tigs> DAVID ANDERSON POLLOCK IE ELEMENT IS IN CATS
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
34:00 <Its_Christmas> hi kk
34:00 <tigs> SUP KATE
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
36:00 <Its_Christmas> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/25839998/new-taskforce-to-tackle-ice-problem/
36:00 <Its_Christmas> is everyone on drugs in straya
36:00 <simba> u r
36:00 <Picard> fuck xmas
37:00 <NightOwl1> Bah humbug
38:00 <Its_Christmas> simba i got surprise pix for you wait letme upload em
39:00 <simba> im crazy about bayer leverkusen!!!!!!
39:00 <Its_Christmas> norell & I got married in bed..gimme 5min
40:00 <simba> mirza
40:00 <simba> didnt you say he cheated on you
41:00 <Its_Christmas> not cheated she was talking with other men only on facebook post but she still loves me
41:00 <simba> facebook?
41:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <simba> you faggot
43:00 <Its_Christmas> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2ziws2g.jpg
44:00 <couleurs> lol
44:00 <amsy> Cool Dudes
44:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <simba> morpheus with a guy in a bra
44:00 <couleurs> 2 Boys 1 Bra
45:00 <Its_Christmas> http://oi62.tinypic.com/16k84uq.jpg
45:00 <simba> hes got sergio ramos hair
45:00 <Its_Christmas> hi amsy i coming norway 
45:00 <amsy> ok
45:00 <Bastardly_One> poor amsy
45:00 <simba> 2 Boys 1 Bra lol
46:00 <Its_Christmas> we got married yesterday
46:00 <simba> having anal sex with burger rings around your dick isnt a legal binding marriage 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <couleurs> lol
46:00 <couleurs> burger rings!!!!!!!
47:00 <simba> Their yum
47:00 <simba> especially after worn around dick once
47:00 <Its_Christmas> yeah no marriages without simba being our best man
47:00 <bee_girl> ip6!!!!!!!!!!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> remember the tv ad?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> "tastes good but"
47:00 <NightOwl1> Is it more official with cheezels?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that was burger rings catch phrase
47:00 <simba> that was for a flavored milk
47:00 <simba> oak or some shit
47:00 <Its_Christmas> I love my tranny wife
47:00 <simba> i sware
47:00 <amsy> yum burger rings
47:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh that's hungry thirsty
48:00 <simba> lo
48:00 <simba> l
48:00 <Bastardly_One> serenity reckons I look like that oak guy
48:00 <Its_Christmas> we had beef stew with carrots
48:00 <simba> farmers union iced coffee mustve ripped it off once
48:00 <Its_Christmas> she's woman simba
49:00 <simba> stop talking to me about your boyfriend 
49:00 <Its_Christmas> ok
49:00 <Picard> who is the gook?
49:00 <simba> or i wont stop talking about mine!!!!!!!
49:00 <simba> god hes perfect
49:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/16k84uq.jpg
50:00 <Picard> eeeww
50:00 <Picard> simba i just threw up in my mouth
50:00 <simba> so what
51:00 <Picard> eewww ass sex
51:00 <couleurs> did u look in da mirror
51:00 <couleurs> BURN!!!!!!!!!!!
51:00 <NightOwl1> Love is a many splendoured thing
52:00 <Bastardly_One> bend over for the burning ring 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> *wink ... wink*
52:00 <beehhh> twink twink
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> hah ... beehhh was kind of funny
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hai kate
53:00 <beehhh> we are a happy couple even tho she hasnt got a job and i dont have anymore money but we are so happy
53:00 <couleurs> beautiful love story :')
54:00 <simba> who needs money when you have anal sex
54:00 <beehhh> and its free
54:00 <simba> free anal sex with an asian trannie
54:00 <simba> what a life
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> hey
54:00 <beehhh> she cooked for me after i fuct her ass
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> all your christmas' must have came at once
54:00 <simba> sigh to live like a king
55:00 <couleurs> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> tmi kate :P
55:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh does she know you don't have anymore money?
55:00 <TokenDaRing> she'll probably leave when you can't splash the cash
55:00 <StrykerX> Wut wut.. In da butt
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's gonna suck when she finds out
55:00 <beehhh> yep i told her prostitution is another option
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lovely
55:00 <beehhh> romantic*
55:00 <TokenDaRing> wow
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> making your beloved whore
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the way I perceive it is she sees him as a ticket out of there
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> so you can buy noodles 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> sucked in I say 
56:00 <StrykerX> Prostituting your mrs is romantic?
56:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One pretty much
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> whatcha gonna do when she finds out you can't get her out of there mirza?
56:00 <StrykerX> What country are you from?
56:00 <TokenDaRing> from what I know, most ladybois live in squalor
56:00 <beehhh> we dont need much of anything to be honest
56:00 <Digerati> you fucked your mother in the ass, told her to cook for you and become a prostitute ?
56:00 <Digerati> damn...
56:00 <beehhh> being with her she feels the same i bet
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> liven' the life
56:00 <simba> arent you both using hard drugs as well 
56:00 <beehhh> hi5
57:00 <beehhh> eww no drug but she & I dont mind ocassionally pot in a joint
57:00 <simba> liar!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb0pLBgRCw
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meet the Feebles - Sodomy (Dec 5, 2009) 2:24 - Category: People & Blogs - 96,747 views - 393 likes (95.9%), 17 dislikes (4.1%)
58:00 <beehhh> you can visit us if you dont believe me simba
58:00 <Bastardly_One> classic tune about sodomy
58:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh where were you born?
58:00 <simba> ill never do that
58:00 <beehhh> you know im a converted gay right
59:00 <TokenDaRing> beehhh where were you born?
59:00 <beehhh> in the moon
59:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
59:00 <TokenDaRing> aren't you from Bangladesh?
00:00 <beehhh> nope Im footscray who ran passanger over a 10 bucks
01:00 <beehhh> I'm fromfootscray who ran a passanger over 10 bucks fare
01:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
01:00 <simba> he doesnt liek u
07:00 <Picard> simba would u like a trip to dubai?
09:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard
09:00 <TokenDaRing> did your wife leave you?
12:00 <StrykerX> Picard, why are you mad?
12:00 <simba> same reason u drink - --- bad life
12:00 <StrykerX> I drink to relax, not a bad life
12:00 <StrykerX> You'd know if you worked bro.
13:00 <StrykerX> Anyway, peace out bitches!
13:00 <amsy> yeah bro
13:00 <Picard> lol
13:00 <Picard> why would she leave me?
13:00 <simba> getting angry until pay day and wasting it all on booze doesnt seem relaxing
13:00 <StrykerX> Like you'd know
13:00 <Picard> why am i man?
14:00 <StrykerX> Sitting here mooching off your DSP
14:00 <StrykerX> Thinking you're king pin.
14:00 <Picard> StrykerX punches holes in the wall when he is broke
14:00 <StrykerX> Don't worry, Abbott will fix you up mate.
14:00 <Picard> his unit looks like swiss cheese :)
14:00 <simba> hmm yes dsp jokes in december 2014 brilliant
14:00 <simba> my sides are aching
14:00 <StrykerX> You might have to.. *gasp*.. Work
14:00 <simba> barking up teh wrong tree noob
14:00 <StrykerX> Picard is mad cause his ladyboi has a man on the side.
14:00 <Picard> i am?
15:00 <StrykerX> And simba is just a loser
15:00 <simba> <StrykerX> Anyway, peace out bitches! - what happened 2 this guy
15:00 <simba> the only thoughtful thing u said all night
15:00 <simba> bring that guy back
15:00 <Picard> i hope the greens ban trucks in the melbourne cbd
15:00 <Picard> and u lose your job :P\
15:00 <British^Meat> simba is gr8
15:00 <simba> 88888888
16:00 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: people on the DSP are worried
16:00 <TokenDaRing> the government just put Morrison in charge of welfare
16:00 <TokenDaRing> to crack down on welfare abuse
16:00 <Picard> good
16:00 <TokenDaRing> he stopped the boats, now he'll stop the bludgers
16:00 <Picard> scums get it easy
17:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One is worried
17:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-g0Uvt61Ow
17:00 <simba> why dont you suck him off Picard
17:00 <simba> make him feel better
17:00 <Picard> pass
18:00 <Picard> u can if thats what floats ya boat
18:00 <Picard> simba did u visit Costco today?
18:00 <TokenDaRing> why do you think Picard's going to Ballarat?
18:00 <simba> couldnt give a toss!!!!
18:00 <Picard> where did they build it
18:00 <simba> dont know what that is
18:00 <Picard> u dont know what costco is?
19:00 <simba> american bullshit were getting that i dont care about
19:00 <Picard> lol
19:00 <Picard> translated to, "im a povo cunt and cant afford to shop"
19:00 <simba> yes someone mentioned it to me
19:00 <simba> its pointless for me
20:00 <simba> theyre like "u can buy anything u want in bulk" i said what do i need in bulk
20:00 <simba> and they couldnt tell me
20:00 <simba> if they tell me what i need in bulk maybe ill go get it
20:00 <Picard> toilet paper
20:00 <amsy> toilet paper
20:00 <amsy> washing detergent
20:00 <Picard> and not eveything is in bulk
20:00 <simba> yeah why is that the only thing people can think of
20:00 <simba> toilet paper
20:00 <TokenDaRing> costco only makes sense if you're buying for a family
20:00 <Picard> soap powder
20:00 <TokenDaRing> and need a ton of thinks in bulk
20:00 <TokenDaRing> otherwise it's not worth the membership
21:00 <TokenDaRing> things*
21:00 <Picard> they have clothes,electrical good etc
21:00 <TokenDaRing> it's not worth it if you're single or just a couple with no kids
21:00 <simba> oh yeah im going to sign up to costco to buy detergent in bulk... thanx Picard
21:00 <simba> do u think im a 53 year old woman
21:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah I gotta agree with simba on this
21:00 <Picard> lol
21:00 <TokenDaRing> it's really not worth it
21:00 <simba> 60 inch HDTVs in bulk?
21:00 <amsy> you have to pay to sign up?
21:00 <Picard> YOU DONT HAVE TO BUY EVERYTHING IN BULK
21:00 <TokenDaRing> amsy yeah
21:00 <TokenDaRing> it's like a $60 fee a year
22:00 <Picard> u pay for a membershi[
22:00 <Picard> its fuck all
22:00 <TokenDaRing> it's worth it if you're like Picard
22:00 <TokenDaRing> and have kids and shit
22:00 <amsy> i see
22:00 <TokenDaRing> but for singles and DINKs
22:00 <TokenDaRing> it's better to just not bother
22:00 <simba> its one of those places thats got heaps of hype on the radio in rural country towns to get the picards excited
22:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
22:00 <simba> one of those places you can take the family for the day
22:00 <TokenDaRing> pretty much
22:00 <Picard> lol
22:00 <TokenDaRing> and the locations are always butt fuck nowhere
22:00 <Picard> never heard it advertised anywhere simba
23:00 <TokenDaRing> like the airport
23:00 <Picard> again making assumptions 
23:00 <simba> neither
23:00 <simba> but i bet its true
23:00 <TokenDaRing> or the far outskirts of town
23:00 <doctor> they should have a single mans supermarket - where the only things they sell is sausage rolls, meat pies and iced coffee
23:00 <Picard> costco in melbourne is in a good location
23:00 <amsy> where is it?
23:00 <Picard> in melb?
24:00 <Picard> near Harbour Town
24:00 <simba>  <Picard> YOU DONT HAVE TO BUY EVERYTHING IN BULK
24:00 <Picard> yes simba?
24:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
24:00 <amsy> shops like that should be in the suburbs though
24:00 <simba> thats the opposite of a real costco philosophy
24:00 <TokenDaRing> it's always in places like Harbour town and fuck off nowhere
24:00 <Picard> u can buy one shirt
25:00 <Picard> one tv
25:00 <simba> can u buy tvs in bulk
25:00 <TokenDaRing> when you factor in the cost of membership, petrol spent and the such
25:00 <TokenDaRing> it's not really a saving
25:00 <Picard> no idea
25:00 <TokenDaRing> it's just a bunch of wank
25:00 <simba> buying everything from 1 place is good, but what about the other places, wont they go bankrupt, why isnt anybody thinking about the other places????????
26:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6bjqdll7DI
26:00 <TokenDaRing> I live 300 metres from a coles
26:00 <slower> it is a matter of principal, they want to sell products, and they want the customers to pay for the privilege? they can get stuffed
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rodriguez - I Wonder (Feb 23, 2013) 2:37 - Category: Music - views - 13,926 likes (98.2%), 256 dislikes (1.8%)
26:00 <TokenDaRing> why would I drive for an hour out to cost co
26:00 <TokenDaRing> fuck that
26:00 <Picard> lol simba
26:00 <TokenDaRing> I'd spend $15 in fuel alone for a trip
27:00 <simba> its to take a selfie with your best gal outside the front to put on instagram so people know you went to costco
27:00 <simba> thats half the experience
27:00 <TokenDaRing> I can walk to coles for free
27:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing its not an hour out, wtf are u ranting about?
27:00 <TokenDaRing> costco in Brisbane is for me
27:00 <Picard> well move to melbourne
27:00 <simba> move to melbourne - and discover costco
27:00 <TokenDaRing> do I look like a soy latte sipper to you? fuck off
27:00 <Picard> lol
27:00 <Picard> lol soy latte
27:00 <TokenDaRing> speaking of which
27:00 <Picard> who the fuck drinks those
27:00 <TokenDaRing> how the fuck do people stand soy milk
27:00 <TokenDaRing> its fucking disgusting
28:00 <simba> because theyre animals
28:00 <Bastardly_One> not a fan either but people love it 
28:00 <amsy> soy milk is gross
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I can get milk straight from the cow but who wants that either?
28:00 <Picard> its shit
29:00 <TokenDaRing> full cream milk or fuck off
29:00 <simba> milk is gross
29:00 <Bastardly_One> no way 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and Pauls is the best
29:00 <TokenDaRing> simba what do you have in your coffee or cereal?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Pura is disgusting
29:00 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: we agree on something for once
30:00 <simba> nothing!!!!!!
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you could only get Pauls in Qld ( that I know of ) at one stage
30:00 <Bastardly_One> was almost worth living there for (at the time)
30:00 <TokenDaRing> all I see in coles is coles milk and pauls
30:00 <TokenDaRing> makes it an easy choice
31:00 <Picard> milk is milk
31:00 <Bastardly_One> coles isn't too bad
31:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh that's not true
31:00 <TokenDaRing> I get the farmhouse gold
31:00 <Picard> yes it is
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Pura is watered down disgusting shit 
31:00 <amsy> some countries have gross milk
31:00 <TokenDaRing> but I only really have milk in coffee
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that too amsy now you mention it 
31:00 <amsy> most countries i find
31:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWjUuWzF43I
31:00 <amsy> that ive been to at least
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rodriguez - Cause (Feb 27, 2013) 5:30 - Category: Music - views - 5,933 likes (98.6%), 86 dislikes (1.4%)
32:00 <Picard> thailand milk is shit
32:00 <Picard> fuck knows what animal it comes from
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's just different processing ... maybe
32:00 <slower> Bastardly_One if it was watered down, would they not be in trouble?
32:00 <amsy> australia and norways milk is very much the same
32:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea but it tastes that way slower
32:00 <Picard> slower probably
32:00 <Bastardly_One> homebrand milk isn't too bad actually
33:00 <slower> it just seems you make statements with no bases
33:00 <TokenDaRing> milk is pretty strictly regulated in Australia
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
33:00 <Picard> slower get use to it, he does it all the time
33:00 <Picard> the oracle is never wrong
33:00 <TokenDaRing> like the people who were selling "bath milk" are gonna get into shit
34:00 <slower> lol i know, but i only comment when something realy silly is being said
34:00 <TokenDaRing> I mean who the fuck buys bath milk
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I always thought that was almond milk or some shit
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and you'd be amazed what people will buy
34:00 <TokenDaRing> nah, it's unpastuerised milk
34:00 <TokenDaRing> which you're not allowed to sell for human consumption
34:00 <Bastardly_One> just straight from the cow stuff?
35:00 <TokenDaRing> well, it's milked out with dairy machinary
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I can get that any old time and the layer on top of it 
35:00 <TokenDaRing> but apart from that, untreated
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yikes!
35:00 <TokenDaRing> kid died from drinking it apparently, and a few others got sick
35:00 <Picard> people use to drink milk that way for decades
35:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard yeah, people also used to die before 50 too
35:00 <TokenDaRing> funny that
35:00 <Bastardly_One> it's actually a totally different taste
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it's thicker for one thing
36:00 <Picard> TokenDaRing yeah and thats why all these fools try the paleo diet, didnt cave men die before 30
36:00 <TokenDaRing> Picard: paleo diet only works if you're hunting your food all day
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but not creamier as such ... trying to think of the difference in taste 
37:00 <Picard> tell that to the fools on it
37:00 <TokenDaRing> cavemen were lean, oddly enough, because they spent so much time hunting and gathering food
37:00 <TokenDaRing> funny how exercise is the main factor in this
37:00 <Picard> it wasnt the food they ate, it was the fact they walked 30ks a day
37:00 <TokenDaRing> pretty much
37:00 <TokenDaRing> but yeah, cavemen weren't the ideal picture of health
37:00 <TokenDaRing> why would you want to emulate that?
37:00 <Picard> correct
37:00 <TokenDaRing> fucking retarded people
37:00 <Bastardly_One> think about it though ... you'd be pretty hard pushed living to a rip old age competing with the other animals bigger and stronger than you back then
38:00 <simba> lmao
38:00 <simba> 30ks a day
38:00 <simba> is that in The Big Book of Cavemen
39:00 <TokenDaRing> 30ks a day isn't that hard to cover if you're walking the whole time
39:00 <Bastardly_One> this is common knowledge but a lot of people don't seem to know it 
39:00 <TokenDaRing> shit I can do 4k's in half an hour
39:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyE9vFGKogs
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but the abos walked here from asia
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rodriguez - Sugar Man (Dec 19, 2012) 3:50 - Category: Music - 6,895,231 views - 30,861 likes (98.1%), 587 dislikes (1.9%)
40:00 <simba> so its more like uncommon knowledge 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it's there in australian history
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but how many australians really know their own history?
40:00 <simba> its not really theirs tho 
41:00 <Picard> simba do u support australia day?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't in the way you'd celebrate it 
42:00 <Picard> are u simba?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a typical white middle class bogan racist pig
42:00 <Picard> shut the fuck up old man
42:00 <Bastardly_One> no
42:00 <simba> whats australia  day
42:00 <Picard> im speaking to simba not some old drug fucked ex con
42:00 <bee_girl> invasion day
42:00 <Bastardly_One> invasion day
42:00 <Picard> lol invasion day simba
42:00 <simba> i support january
43:00 <TokenDaRing> I suppose having a public holiday
43:00 <TokenDaRing> support*
43:00 <Picard> same
43:00 <Digerati> i support support
43:00 <TokenDaRing> any excuse for a bbq and drinks
44:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qFP-dsl2Z0
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rodriguez - Crucify Your Mind (Feb 27, 2013) 2:32 - Category: Music - 1,253,409 views - 4,20 likes (98.3%), 72 dislikes (1.7%)
44:00 <Digerati> i support support, who supports supporters of supports
45:00 <Digerati> that made no fuckig sense
45:00 <Digerati> i am senile
45:00 <British^Meat> vote 4 january
45:00 <simba> capricosa
46:00 <Digerati> i support support, who supports supporters of supports who are supporting the supporters of support of supporters who...
46:00 <Digerati> wtf
46:00 <simba> dont
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I support you shutting up
46:00 <Digerati> dude, i can do maybe 20 lines of that shit
47:00 <Digerati> so what's doing on xmas day simba ?
48:00 <simba> all teh usual stuff
48:00 <TokenDaRing> Digerati, how are you?
48:00 <Picard> Digerati has every right to ramble, u do it every night Bastardly_One
48:00 <Digerati> i am doing lamb on the spit
48:00 <Digerati> bastardly does it cos he thinks he is the only genius on the planet
49:00 <Digerati> love lamb simba ?
49:00 <Digerati> takes me about 5 hours to cook it
49:00 <Picard> lol is Bastardly_One is a genius im tony abbott
49:00 <Picard> if**
51:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Viqr6KHwJjc
51:00 <Digerati> went to school with jason moran, never associated with criminals, but weird shit this neighbourhood
51:00 <British^Meat> i will have approx 3 hrs where i will have nothing to do xmas day, i may venture on here, or play video games
51:00 <British^Meat> gr8 day for it
51:00 <Digerati> hate essendon
51:00 <Picard> lol British^Meat why?
51:00 <Digerati> full of fucking wacko wogs
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I do before family time actually 
51:00 <Digerati> wacko wogs
52:00 <Bastardly_One> all dead days are good to play video games
52:00 <Picard> u would play games a lot
52:00 <Bastardly_One> good friday is another good gaming day
52:00 <Digerati> that would be a good movie for us simba to make, get all the greeks, and make a movie called: "wacky wogs"
52:00 <British^Meat> lol wacky wogs
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Digerati, wogs aren't as funny outside of Melbourne I swear
53:00 <Digerati> would be a good title for a comedy
53:00 <Bastardly_One> like wogs as you know them anyway
53:00 <British^Meat> r u of wog Digerati?
53:00 <simba> brilliant
54:00 <Digerati> my only friends were aussies only because my dad was aussie army, my accent dont sound wogish
54:00 <doctor> isn't every day just another day waiting for death?
54:00 <Digerati> beagle has heard my voice on cam
54:00 <Digerati> i sound like an aussie
55:00 <simba> poor guy!!!!!!
55:00 <Digerati> thinking of death is too much
55:00 <Digerati> it is eery
55:00 <British^Meat> err
56:00 <doctor> plenty of time when you can't remember when you're old
56:00 <Bastardly_One> British^Meat, seeing as he won't answer ... he's old school greek
56:00 <Digerati> bend over
56:00 <simba> maybe he doesnt wanna answer
57:00 <British^Meat> yer, thanks for the update....
57:00 <Digerati> i meant bend over to b1
57:00 <Digerati> not brit
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> Gah
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