// #melbourne — 2014-12-25
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00:02:00 <Christmas^Meat> I pray and wish only happy thoughts upon our most annoying of users.... Whilst you all try your hardest to be cockheads and/or be liked by the austnet community, it never works but i want you too all have a very merry xmas....
00:02:00 <Christmas^Meat> ...you know who you are
00:03:00 <amsy> is it me?
00:06:00 <Christmas^Meat> it is if you believe it is
00:06:00 <Christmas^Meat> if you feel touched and loved and special right now
00:07:00 <Christmas^Meat> https://38.media.tumblr.com/909a9889074a5292a00a8e75394001fd/tumblr_ngun8udgfQ1rk95rlo1_400.gif
00:08:00 <amsy> im not a cockhead though
00:08:00 <Bastardly_One> I am!
00:08:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean ... wait
00:08:00 <amsy> correct
00:09:00 <amsy> :p
00:09:00 <Bastardly_One> that model is pretty skilled
00:14:00 <DemonsRun> Merry Christmas guys
00:15:00 <amsy> merry xmas
00:15:00 <Christmas^Meat> i accept your xmas greetings
00:15:00 <Christmas^Meat> and i extend mine towards you
00:15:00 <Christmas^Meat> do you accept?
00:18:00 <DemonsRun> Umm
00:18:00 <DemonsRun> W/e
00:22:00 <TokenDaRing> hey DemonsRun
00:23:00 <DemonsRun> Hey babes!
00:26:00 <Christmas^Meat> The wifes goona SHIT when she sees what i got her for xmas, an electric guitar
00:26:00 <Christmas^Meat> woah, sorry bout that
00:28:00 <TokenDaRing> so a friend on steam bought me a game randomly
00:28:00 <amsy> aw i love that
00:28:00 <amsy> random steam gifts :')
00:31:00 <Christmas^Meat> wot one?
00:31:00 <Christmas^Meat> my gosh, z-lined on xmas
00:32:00 <doctor> lol your wife might have bowel problems
00:33:00 <Christmas^Meat> find out 2moro morn methinks
00:40:00 <simba> steam sent out emails about mad discounts
00:40:00 <simba> vice city $2.50..??
00:41:00 <Christmas^Meat> meh
00:41:00 <simba> i almost bought a warcraft III set for 20 bux today cos physical pc games r going out soon and itll be collectable..... actually i shouldve bought it and keep it in the box
00:42:00 <simba> they love their warcraft
00:42:00 <Christmas^Meat> Me steam aint even on, and i swear unless you're buying somink new its alawys the same games on sale
00:42:00 <Maurice> I bought a lettuce today, that was my excitement
00:42:00 <simba> lol
00:43:00 <Christmas^Meat> i bought german ginger biscuits
00:43:00 <Christmas^Meat> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/10172612_10153419698228032_4808812904240113218_n.jpg?oh=bf3f759a08ceb0d36621b15738e55eff&oe=5545BF74&__gda__=1425719650_b0855dcc276458b67069435a94cb2067
00:44:00 <Christmas^Meat> thats my yoda stocking, with the sock bit that refuses to stay on the head :/
00:44:00 <Christmas^Meat> useless
00:44:00 <simba> lol
00:44:00 <simba> frealy
00:44:00 <simba> freaky
00:49:00 <simba> http://www.ray-ban.com/international/products/sun/RB4147
00:50:00 <Christmas^Meat> im too stupid to own expenisve sunnies
00:50:00 <Christmas^Meat> or smart, maybe im smart
00:52:00 <simba> maybe
00:52:00 <simba> cheap ones r too bad to look out of
00:52:00 <Christmas^Meat> i sleep
00:53:00 <Christmas^Meat> c ya mr simba, merry christmas maters
00:53:00 <Christmas^Meat> -s
00:53:00 <simba> its hell late
00:53:00 <Christmas^Meat> that was exclusively for simba
00:53:00 <simba> gotta drive 2 hay borough!!!
00:53:00 <simba> merry christmas!!!!!!
00:53:00 <Maurice> No
00:54:00 <Maurice> I still have 2 hours and 6 minutes
00:58:00 <simba> Maurice ill get u season 1 of the simpsons on VHS for xmas u gotta catch up
00:58:00 <Maurice> Pfft
00:58:00 <Maurice> I watched that season before you were born
00:58:00 <Maurice> And the sad thing is, I probably did :(
00:59:00 <simba> was it on channel 10?
00:59:00 <Maurice> I don't know, I was young
00:59:00 <Maurice> Lets google
00:59:00 <simba> young dumb and full of cum
00:59:00 <Maurice> Or more specifically, you google
01:00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it was
01:00:00 <Maurice> Since its debut on December 17, 1989
01:00:00 <Maurice> Crap
01:00:00 <Maurice> I was 8
01:00:00 <Bastardly_One> I was 20
01:01:00 <Maurice> I just wrapped one of these http://shop.lego.com/en-AU/The-Simpsons-House-71006
01:01:00 <Bastardly_One> you've shown me that ... it's pretty cool
01:01:00 <Maurice> I'm almost tempted to ban the kids from touching it and doing it myself
01:01:00 <Maurice> And I don't even do lego
01:07:00 <simba> they mention Maurice in this s1 ep about france
01:07:00 <simba> SPOoky
01:07:00 <Maurice> Just go with it
01:59:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.noradsanta.org/
01:59:00 <Bastardly_One> Satan tracker
01:59:00 <Sunbeam> satan?
01:59:00 <Bastardly_One> Santa
02:00:00 <Bastardly_One> same thing
02:05:00 <beehhh> terror chatter
02:07:00 <Taco> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10614139_10152537360082546_8381985138698953309_n.jpg?oh=9bb8b2dbb9bb3b4bf6ab88961508d9a1&oe=55446793
02:07:00 <DemonsRun> Tacoooooo
02:08:00 <Taco> peeeennnis
02:08:00 <Taco> sorry I mean
02:08:00 <Taco> Tacooooo
02:10:00 <beehhh> hey xm
02:10:00 <xm_> ey beehhh
02:10:00 <beehhh> https://soundcloud.com/xmofficialmusic/counting-days
02:10:00 <xm_> hah thanks for being my PR man
02:11:00 <beehhh> how is your xmas shopping what did u buy
02:11:00 <beehhh> any gadgets?
02:11:00 <xm_> just something for my raspberry pi, which is a geek gadget toy thingy
02:11:00 <xm_> you?
02:11:00 <xm_> did you buy a smoke alarm
02:11:00 <xm_> you dont want another incident do you
02:11:00 <beehhh> waiting for the boxing day sales mate
02:11:00 <frayedknot> raspberry pis are awesome
02:12:00 <xm_> i didnt think they'd have many large shops where you are beehhh
02:12:00 <xm_> unless you mean online
02:12:00 <beehhh> xm why is curtin credit points are 25 each subject and 12.5 in swinburne?
02:12:00 <beehhh> what are the difference
02:13:00 <xm_> i dont know
02:13:00 <xm_> although i studied at curtin
02:13:00 <beehhh> i have no money either aunt is broke lately
02:13:00 <xm_> you get money form the aunt?
02:13:00 <beehhh> mrdanger studied in swinburne
02:13:00 <xm_> it's like im reading an old English story
02:13:00 <xm_> didnt you also study before you studied at Curtin?
02:14:00 <beehhh> at RMIT in 97-20
02:14:00 <beehhh> http://www.upei.ca/business/emba
02:15:00 <xm_> u go to Canada?
02:16:00 <beehhh> yes i want yes im pretty sure i want
02:16:00 <xm_> will your aunty's money be critical for this?
02:16:00 <beehhh> xm is curtin better or swinburne for masters
02:17:00 <beehhh> she dont have any money so i need to earn in the UK
02:17:00 <xm_> Curtin isnt good for masters as it's not internationally recognised
02:17:00 <xm_> if you're in WA you go to UWA for that
02:17:00 <xm_> but i doubt they do anything online
02:17:00 <beehhh> i show you two course choose one
02:17:00 <xm_> im not familiar with Swinbourne
02:18:00 <beehhh> one i posted
02:18:00 <xm_> also Curtin is losing credibility because of too many scandals
02:18:00 <xm_> but if you're going to work where you are that may not matter
02:18:00 <beehhh> curtin is among the top man
02:18:00 <xm_> for making money...
02:18:00 <xm_> some courses are OK
02:18:00 <beehhh> http://www.topuniversities.com/top-50-under-50
02:19:00 <xm_> but the business courses have had their credibility undermined by sex and bribery scandals
02:19:00 <xm_> and CBS is a huge chunk of Curtin
02:19:00 <beehhh> http://www.topuniversities.com/top-50-under-50/2013#sorting=rank+region=+country=+faculty=+stars=false+search=
02:19:00 <xm_> where is UWA there?
02:20:00 <beehhh> its top 50 under 50 years old uni
02:22:00 <beehhh> http://www.topuniversities.com/university-rankings/world-university-rankings/2013#sorting=rank+region=317+country=319+faculty=+stars=false+search=
02:28:00 <beehhh> uni of tromso is on there
02:33:00 <beehhh> step right up...three new flavors have come to town
02:33:00 <eggnog> curtin is not a top un
02:39:00 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PinYkmo_X8E
02:39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Prince Edward Island: Top Attractions (Jul 18, 2012) 0 - Category: Travel & Events - 17,518 views - 39 likes (95.1%), 2 dislikes (4.9%)
02:39:00 <beehhh> lest i care about top uni
02:40:00 <eggnog> are you considering study?
02:41:00 <beehhh> yup to canada
02:41:00 <beehhh> merry christmas everyone
02:43:00 <beagle> just saying myself if she asks anything of me
02:43:00 <beagle> i ignore
02:43:00 <beagle> i ask my father come here with .22 rifle
02:43:00 <beagle> and i hole it to the door if they try to ask anything
02:43:00 <beagle> im sick of them
02:43:00 <beagle> ill make sure
02:43:00 <beagle> its hollo tip
02:43:00 <beagle> cause theres also
02:44:00 <beagle> the cock that you pull back for
02:44:00 <beagle> to not ever aim
02:44:00 <beagle> so fast
02:44:00 <beagle> cause you never know where it is
02:44:00 <beagle> if if you dont ask
02:44:00 <beagle> YOUR FATHER
02:44:00 <beagle> merry christmas
02:44:00 <beagle> you
02:44:00 <beagle> know
02:44:00 <beagle> im not having a good morning
02:44:00 <eggnog> merry christmas
02:44:00 <beagle> i have a psychotic neighbour !
02:44:00 <beagle> she goes on about how good she is to idiots and excuses herself in denial
02:44:00 <beagle> i am sick of it it isnt sexy
02:45:00 <eggnog> call cops
02:45:00 <beagle> so fucking up herself even her socks cant reach her ankels
02:45:00 <beagle> i did earlier
02:45:00 <eggnog> what did they say?
02:45:00 <beagle> i ask something of her and she lets these people destroy her
02:45:00 <beagle> ego
02:45:00 <beagle> and her existance
02:46:00 <beagle> nothing me but i think she wants me taken down same time the bitch would be if
02:47:00 <beagle> she gets drunk too often and treated like shit trying to enjoy herself as she feels so alone saying to me alone with you is the dark
02:48:00 <eggnog> true
02:48:00 <eggnog> she hot?
02:48:00 <beagle> folks im sick to death lies heartache dumb stupid fucking fake rellies she smellies and her goes what knows as she doesnt really rely on
02:48:00 <beagle> no body when she is
02:48:00 <beagle> taken
02:48:00 <beagle> by all those that will destroy her
02:48:00 <beagle> its sad
02:48:00 <beagle> cops go 'ffs chad yeah but we cant do a thing'
02:48:00 <eggnog> you should love her
02:49:00 <eggnog> well what has she exactly done to you?
02:49:00 <beagle> cmon over n bring an army
02:49:00 <beagle> i cant love you why would you tell me to love her why dont you go tell me about how your mother brought you up you little fucking prick and ruin that mans day
02:51:00 <beagle> do you guys love shaycarl
02:51:00 <beagle> as i speak to you
02:51:00 <beagle> for so many years
02:51:00 <beagle> i have been watching shaycarl on youtue
02:51:00 <beagle> tube
02:51:00 <beagle> he has 1 billion dollars from his videos
02:52:00 <beagle> but america thinks he is a complele prick
02:52:00 <beagle> i disagree
02:52:00 <beagle> shaycarl
02:52:00 <beagle> he is jewish
02:52:00 <beagle> and a mormon
02:52:00 <beagle> his daughters name are avia and emmy
02:52:00 <beagle> and he has sontard 'oldest'
02:52:00 <beagle> teaches em alll how do gymnastics hardcore
02:52:00 <beagle> he has billions spend on them
02:52:00 <beagle> its not 1 billion
02:52:00 <beagle> i was sad so bad
02:53:00 <beagle> i go ffs god give that man 20 million let him go
02:53:00 <beagle> and then find out he has a billion
02:53:00 <beagle> i think google is pushing him !!!!!
02:53:00 <beagle> i say
02:53:00 <beagle> TELL SHAY CARL TO BE LET GO
02:53:00 <beagle> he wants leave them start next year, talk to youtube for me please :)))))
02:53:00 <beagle> on going thing i kept so quiet about i want him safe not sorry
02:54:00 <beagle> please help shaycarl
02:56:00 <eggnog> he made 1 billion from his videos?
02:58:00 <beagle> yes eggnog
02:58:00 <beagle> 1 billion
02:58:00 <beagle> much more in fact
02:58:00 <beagle> he is jewish
02:58:00 <eggnog> i dont know about that
02:58:00 <beagle> oh wait ummmm ... he is assuie
02:58:00 <eggnog> ive never heard of him, show me a video of his
02:58:00 <eggnog> aussie?
02:58:00 <eggnog> jewish aussie?
02:58:00 <beagle> yeah sure ! aussie jew
02:59:00 <beagle> i think i saw his cock other day
02:59:00 <eggnog> how?
02:59:00 <beagle> cause he had such a prick
02:59:00 <beagle> he pulled it out and goes
02:59:00 <beagle> 'thats not my cat' im just here
02:59:00 <beagle> why ask you weirdo jew
02:59:00 <beagle> hehe
02:59:00 <beagle> so you dont jew me
03:00:00 <beagle> i jew you
03:00:00 <beagle> why them
03:00:00 <beagle> whyyyyyyyyyyyy can we move to
03:00:00 <beagle> jarusalem
03:00:00 <beagle> on my friends birhtday
03:00:00 <beagle> his name is
03:00:00 <beagle> jesus
03:00:00 <beagle> holds hands
03:01:00 <beagle> the whole world was sad this year in madness
03:01:00 <beagle> watchaheneodonoanodnfadsofanafdakfhslkfal;kdsf
03:01:00 <beagle> lol
03:01:00 <beagle> shay
03:01:00 <beagle> no comment is no deny.
03:02:00 <beagle> as no commical error is ever denied of my brown eyes
03:03:00 <beagle> as the world uses
03:03:00 <beagle> a man
03:03:00 <beagle> of his denial.
03:03:00 <beagle> i must know
03:03:00 <beagle> if this show
03:03:00 <beagle> will conceeedddddddddddddddddd of me!
03:03:00 <beagle> i oncur
03:03:00 <beagle> i agree
03:03:00 <beagle> but yet i
03:03:00 <beagle> dont know
03:03:00 <beagle> see ya
03:04:00 <eggnog> you are a jew?
03:11:00 <milk> Hey
03:17:00 <eggnog> beagle must be jewish
03:33:00 <milk> Meh
03:34:00 <milk> Nothing as cheap as employing sex slaves and leaving civilization to those who care for it
03:38:00 <DoC> so whats wrong if he is jewish?
03:38:00 <DoC> i'm not jewish but im just asking that what if he is jewish tho
03:39:00 <milk> There is nothing wrong with being Jewish, it's just a harsh reality that Germany doesn't belong to you if you are
03:42:00 <milk> Theah feirst noel when the oven was new...
03:43:00 <milk> I haven't even seen that gay WWI Christmas ad yet
03:45:00 <DoC> wtf?
03:49:00 <milk> I am the angel of christmas
03:51:00 <eggnog> beagle u there still?
03:52:00 <eggnog> merry christmas to muslims
03:53:00 <milk> I'm thing of buying an Arab scarf
03:54:00 <eggnog> why?
03:54:00 <milk> I'm into camo
03:55:00 <milk> For winter
03:55:00 <milk> You see I do a bit of opposite season shopping online
03:56:00 <milk> Cos if you, say, buy long pants in winter here from the northern hemisphere you just get light summer material
03:59:00 <milk> It's expensive with freight and you usually get seconds for top dollar, but the quality is better than Chinese stuff which is the other option
04:01:00 <milk> We used to have some quality clothing manufacturers, but they got taken over sand sold off, now they are undersize and low quality
04:02:00 <milk> You have to buy two sizes larger when Chinese say "regular american sizing"
04:04:00 <milk> No one cares, no ones problem
04:04:00 <eggnog> you ever buy from alibarba?
04:04:00 <milk> The sell bulk lots
04:05:00 <milk> You can get like $2 shipping from HK for cables etc
04:06:00 <milk> Freight is about half price and twice the speed from Japan than east coast usa
04:08:00 <milk> There is a saying "buy american, buy a junkies holiday"
04:10:00 <milk> If you have any money in your account a huge american turns up and makes you spend it
04:10:00 <milk> If you deal in cash you can survive
04:12:00 <milk> There is this myth that we need to propagate the american empire to mitigate germany
04:13:00 <milk> Whatever was good about america is gone
04:14:00 <milk> Its just these huge heroin accidents raping children now
04:15:00 <screwss> merry christmas everyone
04:15:00 <milk> Happy Hanukkah
04:16:00 <screwss> heh
04:16:00 <screwss> lol
04:16:00 <screwss> cheers
04:19:00 <milk> Here we are again, the evil elves are less Scandinavian than the the glorious jews
04:19:00 <screwss> heh
04:19:00 <screwss> whatver that means
04:20:00 <milk> Just waiting till I have to give the boongs and Jews my possessions then Christmas is over for me
04:22:00 <milk> Pointless
05:08:00 <beagle> irc brings u to nitty gritty of chatrooms
05:09:00 <beagle> the rest of it has lag
05:09:00 <beagle> wait a second
05:09:00 <beagle> didnt i just take hours to return
05:09:00 <beagle> right so where is pieter in denial ?
05:09:00 <beagle> i hope he has a ...........
05:09:00 <beagle> lot of love :)
05:09:00 <beagle> what u want no body for some body ?
05:09:00 <beagle> dont you realise all those years he was here to try make you feel happy
05:10:00 <beagle> just cause he can ?
05:10:00 <beagle> man now im gonna puke
05:10:00 <beagle> MERRY CHRISTMAS everybody ! i think im gonna watch shaycarl
05:10:00 <beagle> :))
05:10:00 <beagle> ill give u link
05:10:00 <beagle> if you like !!!!!
05:10:00 <beagle> he is a billionaire idiot !
05:10:00 <beagle> wait on a second
05:12:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T14bwDEK_9Q
05:12:00 <beagle> 4 minutes
05:12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Who's ready for the SHAYTARDS Christmas special?! (Dec 23, 2014) 4:37 - Category: People & Blogs - 244,939 views - 14,658 likes (98.7%), 190 dislikes (1.3%)
05:12:00 <beagle> very recent.
05:42:00 <BlackDevil> another black kid shot by police in St. Louis
05:42:00 <BlackDevil> near Gerguson
05:42:00 <BlackDevil> Ferguson
05:43:00 <BlackDevil> named Antonio Matrin
05:49:00 <milk> Is it right that the Film Actors Guild should start another world war?
05:51:00 <BlackDevil> the FAG?
05:51:00 <BlackDevil> \sure
05:53:00 <milk> Meh, might go rub one out for Santa and baby jesus
05:59:00 <BlackDevil> .
05:59:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed2kSuKqfz0
05:59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Interview (Dec 23, 2014) - Category: Action & Adventure - - 4,303 likes (94.6%), 248 dislikes (5.4%)
06:10:00 <BlackDevil> have you ever swam in the ocean
06:34:00 <BlackDevil> i like to talk in here all alone
06:34:00 <BlackDevil> becuase im the most important person
06:36:00 <Fez> Happy christmas all
06:40:00 <Sunbeam> happy christmas Fez :)
06:42:00 <Fez> :D
06:45:00 <Lumeah> Lol @ BlackDevil
06:46:00 <Lumeah> Merry Christmas rez
06:46:00 <Lumeah> Merry Christmas everyone.
06:46:00 <Sunbeam> Merry christmas Lumeah :)
06:52:00 <beagle> i played jet pack
06:52:00 <beagle> christmas edition
06:52:00 <beagle> live on camera
06:53:00 <beagle> and kinda screwed it up
06:53:00 <beagle> but after
06:53:00 <beagle> wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy after
06:53:00 <beagle> tried last years games metro last light
06:53:00 <beagle> worked in high detail
06:53:00 <beagle> im like wtf
06:53:00 <beagle> merry what
06:53:00 <beagle> christmas ?
06:53:00 <beagle> how is a laptop going to play that game ?
06:53:00 <beagle> weird.
06:53:00 <beagle> hi folks.
06:54:00 <beagle> i am going to try to record myself playing metro on the laptop
06:54:00 <beagle> no i dont.
06:54:00 <beagle> wanna try that.
06:54:00 <beagle> facepalms
07:00:00 <beagle> just took the piss out of my cat
07:00:00 <beagle> push tilly push
07:00:00 <beagle> i pick her up and push with her paws
07:00:00 <beagle> she walked out im here here why u laffing
07:00:00 <beagle> i laugh more
07:02:00 <DoC> Merry Christmas Everyone!
07:02:00 <beagle> unplug laptop and metro failed miserably
07:02:00 <beagle> plug back in and i goes hardcore again
07:02:00 <beagle> hello doc
07:02:00 <beagle> merry xmas doccy
07:02:00 <beagle> hi immik
07:02:00 <DoC> hi beagle
07:02:00 <DoC> u too :)
07:02:00 <beagle> btw its freezing can i die in the cold now
07:03:00 <beagle> er mind i said that
07:03:00 <beagle> whats best computer game in world ?
07:03:00 <beagle> METRO LAST LIGHT
07:03:00 <beagle> redux.
07:03:00 <beagle> bumhead.
07:03:00 <beagle> lol
07:03:00 <beagle> i have it
07:03:00 <beagle> i had buy it wait for steam to fix it
07:03:00 <beagle> and buy weeks later
07:03:00 <beagle> didnt mind atleast it is here
07:03:00 <beagle> original
07:03:00 <beagle> :))
07:03:00 <beagle> so
07:04:00 <beagle> anyone wanna buy me a game for xmas
07:04:00 <beagle> buy my jedi !
07:04:00 <beagle> hehe
07:04:00 <beagle> doc , people in germany die in the cold
07:04:00 <beagle> many winter its summer in australia
07:04:00 <beagle> dozens of them
07:05:00 <beagle> they have over 80 million people
07:05:00 <DoC> yup
07:05:00 <beagle> and no ones going to care about a few dying cause
07:05:00 <DoC> so much cold weather in germany
07:05:00 <beagle> they must been the last ones living ?
07:05:00 <beagle> never been to germany
07:06:00 <beagle> if i was in germany dying in cold i would try staying alive with others like me in the cold
07:06:00 <beagle> i would use last energy i had trying to find them
07:06:00 <beagle> i am not sure if i could exactly go back to ..........
07:07:00 <beagle> too many winters ever again
07:08:00 <beagle> i spend too much winters saying i love winter while i like the warmth it makes me a liar
07:20:00 <beagle> i love you all merry christmas here is pieter
07:20:00 <beagle> i hope he uses a dumbass nickname
07:21:00 <beagle> im on a laptop but its a good laptop
07:21:00 <beagle> yeah i would say 'good'
07:21:00 <beagle> okay forget it im lying its really damn fast for a laptop
07:22:00 <beagle> playing metro last lights scarey
07:22:00 <beagle> but then i was playing it on a laptop
07:22:00 <beagle> atleast it isnt the big screen the 42 incher
07:22:00 <beagle> its still pretty gay
07:22:00 <beagle> its okay
07:22:00 <beagle> i can get a good boner out this one
07:22:00 <beagle> cut the meat
07:22:00 <beagle> of the cats bones
07:22:00 <beagle> wait a second
07:23:00 <beagle> i meant of the pork chop for the cat
07:30:00 <beagle> 3 irc channels on batteries
07:30:00 <beagle> i think i need to buy you also a really good dildo for christmas
07:30:00 <beagle> so you love me a bit more anally
08:58:00 <zaim> http://i.imgur.com/FLxNIcl.jpg
09:12:00 <BlackDevil> smell me
09:13:00 <milk> well you see an 8 foot tall man and you say to him, "drink some scotch"...
09:18:00 <BlackDevil> so you seen the movie The Interview?
09:28:00 <Ana_Ng> just to spite the haters of freedom
09:29:00 <milk> http://torcache.net/torrent/C0B168446FCC84717C9979023004848AFA7C00D8.torrent?title=[kickass.so]the.interview.2014.1080p.web.dl.aac2.0.h264.rarbg
09:46:00 <Christopher> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/xmas
09:52:00 <BlackDevil> i already have it
09:53:00 <Christopher> oh
09:53:00 <BlackDevil> CDC says lab workers may have been exposed to material that "may have contained" live Ebola virus
09:53:00 <Christopher> fuck
09:54:00 <zaim> any supermarkets open today
09:55:00 <Pieter[GoneLeft]> iim hoping atleast maccas is
09:55:00 <Pieter[GoneLeft]> got a cunt of a hangover and im staaaaaaarving
09:59:00 <milk> zaim some IGAs
10:01:00 <milk> search IGA open on christmas
10:03:00 <Pieter[GoneLeft]> i think santa gave me a std
10:04:00 <Pieter[GoneLeft]> :(
10:04:00 <milk> the gong?
10:21:00 <Digerati> Hi all, Merry Christmas...
10:25:00 <Digerati> anyone here ? :)
10:25:00 <Digerati> Lumeah2 :)
10:26:00 <Digerati> merry xmas Lumeah2
10:28:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1419459799174.png
10:29:00 <Digerati> hi BlackDevil ... mry xmas mate
10:31:00 <Digerati> i am going to a barbeque in the afternoon, right now i am stuck alone here :/
10:34:00 <Pieter[GoneLeft]> and now for my final trick IM GONNA SHOVE THIS SAUSAGE N EGG MCMUFFIN DOWN MY THROAT WHOLE !
10:34:00 <Pieter[GoneLeft]> next ill be shoving it up my bum whole!
10:34:00 <Pieter[GoneLeft]> and make it come out the other way
10:34:00 <Pieter[GoneLeft]> yep thats right folks
10:34:00 <Pieter[GoneLeft]> WHOLE!
10:34:00 <Pieter[GoneLeft]> \o/
10:35:00 <simba> nice christmas breakfast that..
10:37:00 <milk> I had toast
10:41:00 <Digerati> hi simba
10:41:00 <Digerati> hi milk
10:41:00 <Digerati> i had nothing to eat, mayb a pizza if i am lucky this arvo :/
10:42:00 <Digerati> but it's a nice day outside, must admit
10:42:00 <Digerati> good day for a barbeque
10:43:00 <Digerati> what ya up to today simba ? :)
10:45:00 <Digerati> listening to apollo 12, funny how they used the word "upload" and download in their transmissions
10:46:00 <Digerati> 2015 soon, 2001 is so far gone, damn how the years go by so fast
10:46:00 <Digerati> might enjoy a few drinks at my local pub today :)
10:48:00 <Digerati> told them i want to drink today, they don't want me to party, so fuckem, chances are they will be drinking, extreme hypocrites i don't want to deal with
10:49:00 <Digerati> it aint like i want to get rollin drunk, i drink in moderation
11:34:00 <Digerati> is that news for real ?
11:34:00 <Digerati> shortness of breath ?
11:35:00 <Digerati> maybe they need to replace him for another liberal, sigh...
11:36:00 <Digerati> “On Christmas Eve 1914, soldiers of the British, French and German armies were hunkered down in trenches on the Western Front … As night fell, the sound of German soldiers singing carols drifted across No Man’s Land, and small fir trees and lanterns appeared on the tops of their trenches. Some soldiers ventured out to meet and exchange gifts … to talk, take photographs, and even play football.”
11:38:00 <Digerati> gi fez
11:38:00 <Digerati> hi fez
11:38:00 <Digerati> hey Ana_Ng
11:39:00 <Digerati> “The Germans would call out ‘Hey Tommy’ and, gradually, officers would come out to negotiate a truce in No Man’s Land.
11:40:00 <Digerati> Eventually, the men crawled out of the trenches to meet the men theyÂ’d been trying to kill just hours earlier. The official excuse was that they were burying the dead, but in reality, this was all about goodwill and the Christmas spirit.
11:40:00 <Digerati> The men exchanged badges and buttons, tobacco and sausage, all the while showing each other pictures of their families.
11:41:00 <Digerati> Another reason the Germans felt close to the English was that many of them had been working in the hospitality and shipping industries in England before the war, much as British backpackers today work in countries such as Australia.
11:43:00 <Digerati> “Also, the illustrated papers of the day had pictures of the truces, with lots of photos of men smoking but no photos of soccer matches. So what does that tell you?”
11:43:00 <Digerati> hopefuly we find world peace in 2015
11:43:00 <Digerati> that's my wish
11:44:00 <Digerati> http://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/martin-place-floral-tributes-removed-after-sydney-siege-as-rain-sets-in/story-fnii5s3x-1227165616320
11:45:00 <Digerati> flowers are the second best thing on this planet
11:45:00 <Digerati> the first is humans
11:46:00 <Digerati> humans and animals
11:46:00 <Digerati> well :) humans, animals and plants are the first best thing
11:47:00 <Digerati> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/i-wake-up-to-the-same-nightmare-every-single-day-life-as-a-58-year-old-virgin/story-fnet0gt3-1227154847438
11:49:00 <Ana_Ng> hi digerati, just loading up the fridge
11:50:00 <Ana_Ng> paradise, california is a shithole
11:51:00 <Digerati> yeah, sis came down with lots of fried rice
11:51:00 <Digerati> love rice
11:52:00 <Ana_Ng> well, here's his problem right here, he's trying to date restaurants
11:52:00 <Ana_Ng> "His first and only date, to a Mexican restaurant called La Comida"
12:06:00 <Digerati> la is spanish
12:06:00 <Digerati> La
12:06:00 <Digerati> anything with the "la" is spanish, not actually south american
12:06:00 <Digerati> but fully spanish, as in from spain
12:07:00 <Digerati> i will never understand how south americans deny their roots
12:07:00 <Digerati> so sad
12:07:00 <Digerati> i love the dresses that women wear in spain, we got same similar styles in greece
12:08:00 <Digerati> i come from a greek gypsy family, from the north of greece, and the dresses are gorgeous
12:08:00 <Digerati> i designed a dress when i was 20 years old, i got a fetish for those long dresses and veils :) hehe
12:09:00 <Digerati> look great at a wedding :)
12:09:00 <Digerati> i think spain is a great country
12:10:00 <Digerati> so is argentina and brazil
12:20:00 <Ana_Ng> la can be french
12:20:00 <Taco> have a christmas
12:20:00 <Ana_Ng> not all south americans are from spain
12:21:00 <Taco> some of them are from meehiico
12:22:00 <Ana_Ng> not really
12:22:00 <Taco> oh? africa?
12:22:00 <Ana_Ng> mexico is not in south america
12:22:00 <Digerati> ana, i am saying their "roots"
12:22:00 <Digerati> their ancestors
12:23:00 <Ana_Ng> oh you mean when they walked through the area now known as mexico 20,000 years ago?
12:23:00 <Taco> I get an extra long crib yay
12:23:00 <Taco> cause I didn't get a morning one :/
12:23:00 <Ana_Ng> have you even been to argentina
12:23:00 <Ana_Ng> they are italian
12:23:00 <Digerati> ana, their are native indigenous is SA, i don't deny that
12:23:00 <Digerati> is = in
12:23:00 <Digerati> typo
12:23:00 <Ana_Ng> and brazilians are portuguese
12:24:00 <Digerati> indians are also in SA
12:24:00 <Digerati> native american indians
12:24:00 <Ana_Ng> they're called mestizo
12:24:00 <Digerati> yes
12:24:00 <Digerati> you know the history well :) that's cool
12:25:00 <Ana_Ng> no, i'm pretty average and i could drive there if i wanted
12:25:00 <Digerati> i aways piss off my best friend, he is SA, born here, parents fro chile, and tell him his roots are from spain, he pointed that his great gradnfather came from spain to americas
12:26:00 <Digerati> a lot still speak proper spaniard
12:26:00 <Digerati> i want to start a collection of dolls, is that gay or what ? hehe
12:27:00 <Digerati> haha
12:27:00 <Ana_Ng> you were gay with the dress design
12:27:00 <Digerati> so i can put them in my inheritance of my daughter
12:27:00 <Digerati> porcelain dolls
12:27:00 <Christopher> lol
12:27:00 <Digerati> the expensive kind
12:27:00 <Ana_Ng> do you need an excuse to hoard?
12:27:00 <Digerati> they have glass covers
12:27:00 <Ana_Ng> if my dad saved dolls for me, i would have sold them for something useful
12:28:00 <Digerati> well actually i always wanted to be a dress designer when i was in my 20's
12:28:00 <Digerati> i had a thing for design
12:28:00 <Ana_Ng> design is the best
12:28:00 <Digerati> so i guess it's the next best thing
12:28:00 <Digerati> i can tell her now not to touch them :)
12:28:00 <Ana_Ng> collecting dolls is close to designing?
12:28:00 <Digerati> then later she can have them
12:28:00 <Digerati> thinking of at least 50 dolls
12:28:00 <Ana_Ng> don't fool yourself; you'll be pissed if she ever plays with them
12:29:00 <Digerati> seen them on show in the city
12:29:00 <Ana_Ng> you have the hoarding gene
12:29:00 <Digerati> they are like 200-300 dollars a doll
12:29:00 <Digerati> dolls are cute
12:29:00 <Ana_Ng> it's a waste to collect things you don't use
12:29:00 <Digerati> well actually it is an investment
12:29:00 <Ana_Ng> it's an indicator you have too much space and too much money
12:29:00 <Ana_Ng> a really bad investment
12:30:00 <Ana_Ng> buy her some stocks
12:30:00 <Digerati> dolls aint a bad investment, if they are high standard
12:30:00 <Ana_Ng> you don't have to pay to store them
12:30:00 <Digerati> i collect stamps and coins
12:30:00 <Ana_Ng> how many people do you know who sold dolls for a profit
12:30:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, you're a hoarder
12:30:00 <Digerati> none :(
12:30:00 <Digerati> ok a few dolls then
12:31:00 <Digerati> bugger it
12:31:00 <Ana_Ng> you should move into a studio apartment and see how you really feel about collecting
12:31:00 <Digerati> give her my stamp and coin collection :)
12:31:00 <Digerati> all my stamps are mint, not stamped
12:31:00 <Digerati> is that a bad investment :) hehe
12:31:00 <Ana_Ng> my friend gave me some nice paintbrushes; I was cautious about taking too many - my place is small
12:32:00 <Digerati> hahaah
12:32:00 <Digerati> sorry
12:32:00 <Digerati> that sounded funny
12:32:00 <Ana_Ng> heh well it's true
12:32:00 <Digerati> how much space would paintbrushed take ?
12:32:00 <Ana_Ng> everything i have has a value related to the % of room it takes up
12:32:00 <Digerati> geeze
12:32:00 <Digerati> put them in a wooden box
12:32:00 <Ana_Ng> 28 sq m
12:32:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't have room for a box
12:33:00 <Digerati> sheesh, i my house is 100 sq m
12:33:00 <Digerati> that aint big for a house
12:33:00 <Ana_Ng> oh that's not too big
12:33:00 <Ana_Ng> do you have a garage, yard, shed
12:33:00 <Digerati> yes
12:33:00 <Digerati> and right of way
12:33:00 <Ana_Ng> add on those sq ms
12:33:00 <Digerati> alley way
12:34:00 <Ana_Ng> my friends had a housewarming - and it was very neat and tidy...i asked where they hide their shit
12:34:00 <Digerati> i drink whiskeys down the alley way with my dog and the mattress where the garage is
12:34:00 <Ana_Ng> they pointed to a big shed in the backyard
12:34:00 <Digerati> like a dero
12:34:00 <Ana_Ng> heh cool
12:34:00 <Ana_Ng> i had a bourbon last night, then went for a swim
12:34:00 <Ana_Ng> it was a lovely swim
12:34:00 <Digerati> not cool, when the mattress is ridden in algae, puke and piss
12:35:00 <Digerati> takes me like a whole day in the sauna and swimming pool to get rid of the smell on me
12:35:00 <Digerati> i never am seen drunk in front of my daughter
12:35:00 <Digerati> so i go to the dog kennel at the back
12:36:00 <Digerati> maybe once a month i drink now
12:36:00 <Digerati> which is ok
12:36:00 <Taco> aren't houses designed for you to live amongst your shit?
12:37:00 <Taco> putting your shit in a shed, seems pathetic
12:37:00 <Digerati> taco, i got respect for angels
12:37:00 <Digerati> she is an angel, no way i ever drink in front of her
12:37:00 <Digerati> or be drunk in front of her
12:37:00 <Digerati> that's evil
12:38:00 <Digerati> i am atheist, and if i were religious, she is my only god
12:38:00 <bee_girl> Merry Christmas people's 🎄🎅
12:38:00 <Taco> ok thats nice, except I wasn't talking to you
12:38:00 <Taco> thanks
12:38:00 <Digerati> ok
12:38:00 <Digerati> err
12:38:00 <Digerati> didn't knw :)
12:38:00 <Digerati> sorry
12:38:00 <Taco> queue context of conversation
12:38:00 <Digerati> mry xmas bee_girl
12:39:00 <Digerati> Henessy with family and bbq !
12:39:00 <Digerati> errr i forgot
12:39:00 <Digerati> damn...
12:39:00 <Digerati> back to the kennel
12:40:00 <Digerati> nah i aint drinkin tonight anyway
12:40:00 <Student> talking about sqr fts, i am living in 5454sqft x 3 place
12:40:00 <Digerati> sq feet ?
12:40:00 <Digerati> wtf
12:40:00 <Student> that becomes 16362 sqft
12:40:00 <Christopher> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10888583_1577722719129837_6810456903125657580_n.jpg?oh=e79a7e4b02e5f410d343838cf299f87d&oe=553382B7&__gda__=1426487612_58c218de0f2450267053ef49800b5607
12:40:00 <Digerati> seriously mate, go by imperial, not kinds
12:40:00 <Digerati> kings
12:41:00 <Saint_Nicholas> many new retailing store since i left there?
12:42:00 <Student> ok 1527 sq meters
12:42:00 <Sanity_Cause> nice
12:42:00 <Sanity_Cause> thats a fucking palace ffs
12:42:00 <Sanity_Cause> double storey ?
12:43:00 <Sanity_Cause> and i live in a 3 bedroom, wooden edwardian home, circa 1927
12:43:00 <Sanity_Cause> how much is your house worth ?
12:43:00 <Sanity_Cause> my house is double front
12:44:00 <Sanity_Cause> sorry to ask
12:44:00 <Saint_Nicholas> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/c0.65.851.315/p851x315/1556414_461790817254865_1572365175_o.jpg
12:44:00 <Student> my house is made up of Solid Concrete with enforced steel with in
12:44:00 <Sanity_Cause> how much ?
12:44:00 <Saint_Nicholas> my new work place upon grduation
12:44:00 <Sanity_Cause> please...
12:44:00 <Sanity_Cause> how much is the house worth
12:44:00 <Saint_Nicholas> your house is taliban proof?
12:44:00 <Student> it could be around 60 Millions
12:44:00 <Sanity_Cause> nicholas, how much is your house worth ?
12:45:00 <Student> ha ha , it should be taliban proof
12:45:00 <Saint_Nicholas> no houses in paki worth that much you taliban warriors
12:45:00 <Sanity_Cause> i rest my case
12:45:00 <Student> lol
12:45:00 <Sanity_Cause> i am not shy ana
12:45:00 <Student> you do not have any idea JERK
12:45:00 <Sanity_Cause> my house is worth 900k
12:45:00 <Sanity_Cause> eat that
12:45:00 <Sanity_Cause> we bought it for 5000 pounds in 1965
12:46:00 <Saint_Nicholas> Student's shanty was bombed by the taliban long years ago
12:46:00 <Sanity_Cause> we are in essendon
12:46:00 <Sanity_Cause> melbourne
12:46:00 <Saint_Nicholas> they shot one by one
12:46:00 <Saint_Nicholas> 900k you rich bastard thomas
12:46:00 <Saint_Nicholas> i used to door knock there in 98
12:46:00 <Sanity_Cause> nicholas, design and location plays a big role in realestate
12:46:00 <Sanity_Cause> dont mean shit how big your house is
12:47:00 <Sanity_Cause> a lot of young generation love buying the old designs
12:47:00 <Saint_Nicholas> you're right behind niddrie
12:47:00 <Sanity_Cause> aberfeldie actually
12:47:00 <Sanity_Cause> still essendon
12:47:00 <Sanity_Cause> aberfeldie is more expensive
12:47:00 <Saint_Nicholas> my mate the junkie bought a house there recently he got citizenship now
12:47:00 <Saint_Nicholas> married to a white woman
12:48:00 <Sanity_Cause> my dad lucked it out
12:48:00 <Sanity_Cause> he came to Australia poor
12:48:00 <Sanity_Cause> and was lucky when that suburb back then was mostly farming
12:48:00 <Saint_Nicholas> I came as a poor and left as a poorer
12:48:00 <Sanity_Cause> now it is for the rich
12:48:00 <Saint_Nicholas> both time i were empty pocket
12:48:00 <Sanity_Cause> houses dont mean shit mate
12:49:00 <Sanity_Cause> it has to do with location and design
12:49:00 <Saint_Nicholas> Australia delivered no lucks for me
12:49:00 <Saint_Nicholas> 0% luck there
12:49:00 <Sanity_Cause> try buying a single victorian in north melb for under a million
12:49:00 <Sanity_Cause> than give me a call
12:49:00 <Saint_Nicholas> wasted 11 years for nothing got my visa revoked at the end
12:49:00 <Sanity_Cause> i am thinking of buying a house in toorak for around 700k
12:50:00 <Saint_Nicholas> women are crazy in straya all of them got balls and a ball breaker
12:50:00 <Sanity_Cause> cos toorak is a cheap arse area
12:50:00 <Sanity_Cause> most expensive area mate, is east brighton
12:50:00 <Sanity_Cause> that's a dream for me
12:50:00 <Saint_Nicholas> wouldnt give a chance to stand in the court some stabbed their own children to death
12:50:00 <Saint_Nicholas> bazzare nation
12:51:00 <Saint_Nicholas> bizzare
12:51:00 <Sanity_Cause> single front edwardian houses in brighton along beach go for over a million
12:51:00 <Ryl> Happpy Holidays everyone!
12:51:00 <Sanity_Cause> nicholas, you dont know much about real estate bro :(
12:51:00 <Sanity_Cause> and that's sad, money wasted
12:51:00 <Ryl> hope you have recieved many great Happy Holiday presents under your Happy Holiday tree
12:51:00 <Sanity_Cause> hope you built in a good suburb
12:52:00 <Saint_Nicholas> the tree fell on the roof otherdays smashed the home into two, how about that?
12:52:00 <Sanity_Cause> santa went down my chimney and i shot him
12:52:00 <Sanity_Cause> i bought heaps of presents this xmas
12:53:00 <Sanity_Cause> over 2 grand i spent
12:53:00 <Saint_Nicholas> santa took a dump in the front yard
12:53:00 <Saint_Nicholas> then wiped his arse with my junk mail from the box
12:53:00 <Sanity_Cause> i bought a doll for my daughter
12:54:00 <Saint_Nicholas> i bought a spear for the hoon
12:54:00 <Saint_Nicholas> merry christmas nikki
12:54:00 <Sanity_Cause> hey Nikky` !!!
12:54:00 <Sanity_Cause> mry xmas Nikky`
12:54:00 <Nikky`> Hey Saint_Nicholas n Digerati.. merry xmas
12:55:00 <Saint_Nicholas> your welcum
12:55:00 <Digerati> nice day for xmas
12:55:00 <Digerati> in melb
12:56:00 <Ryl> fuck xmas
12:56:00 <Digerati> beauty of a day
12:56:00 <Saint_Nicholas> im going to englnd next year
12:56:00 <Ryl> its lost is value and meaning now
12:56:00 <Ryl> its too commercialised
12:56:00 <Digerati> kids love xmas, even though i am atheist, i don't go breaking their hearts
12:56:00 <Digerati> fuck, i had heroes when i was a kid, superman, batman
12:56:00 <Digerati> that's all fantasy
12:56:00 <Ryl> these days its all about junk food, presents, getting drunk and superficial decorations
12:56:00 <Digerati> and as adults we watch that shit on tv
12:57:00 <Digerati> fantasy characters
12:57:00 <Saint_Nicholas> Australia is for the rich people cause the most of the population are poorer
12:57:00 <Digerati> whats wrong with father christmas ?
12:57:00 <Ryl> it should actually be about the birth of the man who died for our sins 2000 yrs ago
12:57:00 <Ryl> the Son of God.
12:57:00 <Digerati> better than superman
12:57:00 <Digerati> ryl, he was a want to be king
12:57:00 <Digerati> a fucking politician
12:57:00 <Digerati> during the greco roman empire
12:58:00 <Digerati> he was no god
12:58:00 <Digerati> he was just a man
12:58:00 <Ryl> I did not say he was a god
12:58:00 <Ryl> i said he was the 'son',of God.
12:58:00 <Digerati> greeks and romans made him into a fucking god
12:58:00 <Digerati> like any stupid greek does to his first child
12:58:00 <Saint_Nicholas> delivers bricks
12:59:00 <Ryl> the greeks of today are not the greeks of back then
12:59:00 <Digerati> every first born in greek tradition is a god
12:59:00 <Digerati> it dont matter
12:59:00 <Ryl> greeks of back then were awesome, spartan warrios
12:59:00 <Digerati> he wanted to be king in israel
12:59:00 <Digerati> he paid the price
12:59:00 <Ryl> same for the romans
12:59:00 <Saint_Nicholas> Digerati your house in footscray sold already?
12:59:00 <Digerati> king herod was king
12:59:00 <Ryl> the greeks n italians, aka wogs, these days
12:59:00 <Saint_Nicholas> near the gordon st
12:59:00 <Ryl> are all faggots
12:59:00 <Digerati> you dont go in depth into politics
12:59:00 <Digerati> you dont see that politics mix with religion
12:59:00 <Digerati> it is BS
13:00:00 <Saint_Nicholas> bias
13:00:00 <Digerati> yes
13:00:00 <Digerati> bias
13:00:00 <Saint_Nicholas> biass
13:00:00 <Digerati> jesus was just a rabbi, nothing more or less
13:00:00 <Digerati> idiots made him into a god
13:01:00 <Digerati> luke 19:27
13:01:00 <Digerati> wake up to political bs man, you are very intelligent
13:01:00 <Digerati> Greeks and Romans will always have and make Gods
13:02:00 <Digerati> the fucking pope is looked at as a god, being "fili dei"
13:02:00 <Digerati> supreme emperor
13:02:00 <Digerati> pontifex maximus
13:02:00 <Saint_Nicholas> oh fuck
13:02:00 <Digerati> that title was for caesur
13:03:00 <Digerati> religion is bs
13:03:00 <Digerati> but i dont mind xmas celebrations, a time for giving
13:03:00 <Saint_Nicholas> prince edward island is better
13:04:00 <Saint_Nicholas> many people dont know how to eat prawns
13:04:00 <Digerati> hehe, i just ate some prawns
13:04:00 <Digerati> cooked with rice
13:04:00 <Digerati> love shrimp
13:06:00 <Saint_Nicholas> cant be bothered
13:09:00 <Saint_Nicholas> santa brought me a mainframe computer
13:11:00 <Saint_Nicholas> Digerati btw curtin & swinburne which uni is reputated globally
13:13:00 <Saint_Nicholas> why is swinburne's each credit worth 12.5 point and curtin's 25 credit point?
13:13:00 <Saint_Nicholas> *course/subject for masters
13:17:00 <beehhh> updating anitvirus
13:18:00 <Digerati> hey beehhh
13:18:00 <beehhh> http://shop.lenovo.com/us/en/laptops/lenovo/z-series/z50/
13:18:00 <Digerati> brb reboot
13:18:00 <beehhh> good pc's
13:25:00 <Digerati> is that topic real ?
13:25:00 <Digerati> hope he chokes, and i have served HM
13:26:00 <Digerati> he is the worst PM we have ever had
13:26:00 <Digerati> Sir Robert Menzies was the best
13:26:00 <Digerati> that fucker abbot should join peter costello, and become abbot and costello
13:27:00 <Digerati> who's on first
13:27:00 <Digerati> i thought gillard and rudd were bad
13:27:00 <Digerati> he takes the cake
14:00:00 <beehhh> http://longearedhounds.com/clients/65743/2060013_org.jpg
14:07:00 <Pieter> iiiiiiim dreaming of a pieter xmas
14:07:00 <Pieter> the ones that he makes sexy every yeaar!
14:07:00 <Student> rrright
14:09:00 <Digerati> i am so in love with AVICII
14:09:00 <Digerati> love his music
14:09:00 <Digerati> damn good beats
14:10:00 <Digerati> might buy a pair of dr beats
14:10:00 <Digerati> wish i could stay forever this young !
14:10:00 <Digerati> wake me up when it's all over ! :)
14:10:00 <Digerati> stebie man !
14:11:00 <Digerati> wake me up when it's all over stebie
14:11:00 <Digerati> i didn't know i was lost :)
14:11:00 <Digerati> wish i could stay forever this young
14:11:00 <Digerati> mry xmas stebie lad
14:12:00 <Digerati> what a not so average bad year
14:12:00 <Digerati> not so bad
14:12:00 <Digerati> it was a good year in many ways
14:12:00 <Digerati> i will take the good mostly
14:13:00 <Digerati> thank fuck their was not ww3 like they predicted
14:14:00 <beehhh> whats on sale for tomorrow
14:14:00 <Pieter> FUCKIN PRICKS
14:14:00 <Pieter> NO BOTTOM OF THE BAG CHIPS
14:14:00 <Pieter> i got ripped off :(
14:16:00 <beehhh> https://www.jbhifi.com.au/computers-tablets/laptops/toshiba/toshiba-satellite-s70t-b00c-17-3-notebook/639307/
14:32:00 <Pieter> https://www.jbhifi.com.au/computers-tablets/tablets/toshiba/toshiba-encore-2-mini-7-tablet/639304/
14:33:00 <Pieter> now a bunch of those on the walls around the apartment would be awesome
14:33:00 <Pieter> gonna go get 5 tomorrow:))
14:34:00 <Sponge> Guys I am watching The Interview
14:34:00 <Sponge> the banned north korean movie
14:34:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not banned
14:34:00 <Sponge> yes, I guess you could say I have high up connections
14:34:00 <Bastardly_One> the US is doing a limited Christmas Day release
14:34:00 <Pieter> ya mean the cinema ?
14:34:00 <Bastardly_One> try again
14:34:00 <Sponge> well I have hd blue ray version
14:34:00 <Pieter> so your source is a video cam version from kat.ph
14:34:00 <Sponge> no cam
14:35:00 <Pieter> the brady bunch is a lil more exciting than that sorry
14:38:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to do the family thing a bit later and I don't think one of them are feeding me
14:38:00 <Bastardly_One> rude
14:43:00 <Student> :(
14:52:00 <Loof> thanks for the xmas day maintenance sony. not being able to play most of my games all day was a nice xmas day touch
14:53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:53:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine is fine
14:53:00 <Loof> you're one of the lucky ones apparently
14:53:00 <Loof> some people can still log in
14:54:00 <Loof> but for me it's not working on ps3 or ps4
14:54:00 <Loof> or their website
14:54:00 <Loof> just says maintainence
14:54:00 <Loof> and try power cycling your router
14:55:00 <Loof> which i knew wouldn't work
14:55:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
14:55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll see if the store works
14:55:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
14:56:00 <Bastardly_One> and I got a Farcry update
14:56:00 <Bastardly_One> and snow in GTA
14:56:00 <Bastardly_One> looks MAD on the PS4
14:56:00 <Loof> yeah lol
14:56:00 <Loof> love it
14:56:00 <Loof> came yesterday
14:56:00 <Loof> got my xmas pjs on online
14:56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:57:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna get a santa suit
14:57:00 <Bastardly_One> then couldn't be bothered because some cunt was chasing me
14:57:00 <Loof> lol
14:57:00 <Bastardly_One> had to be there but I'm leading them on a run around LS
14:57:00 <Bastardly_One> and kept hiding in shops
14:58:00 <Bastardly_One> all I did was chuck a snowball at their head telling them their mom is as wet for me as that snowball
14:58:00 <Loof> lots of people online have been saying doing solo races unlocks vehicles mods
14:58:00 <Loof> it's bullshit
14:58:00 <Taco> frozen
14:58:00 <Loof> i tried it
14:59:00 <Loof> trolls
14:59:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm it does?
14:59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a pro racer
14:59:00 <Loof> i'm shit
14:59:00 <Bastardly_One> I've only lost less than ten races
14:59:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got shit
14:59:00 <Taco> got shit, is shit
15:00:00 <Taco> have a christmas ya'll
15:00:00 <Loof> cant wait for gran turismo 7 on ps4
15:01:00 <Loof> apparently they're finding ps4 much easier to develop on than ps3
15:01:00 <Loof> so the graphics will be truley next gen
15:02:00 <Loof> i got a sick garage/apartment the other day so i'll be able to host heists when they come out :D
15:03:00 <beagle> i like shit
15:03:00 <beagle> i think i have a fetish for shit
15:03:00 <beagle> i really like to eat poo
15:03:00 <beagle> not exactly.
15:03:00 <beagle> just like hearing you say 'i dont need me anymore' but i dont that cause
15:03:00 <beagle> youre CRAZY swearing n going on like this
15:03:00 <beagle> christmas is for caring
15:03:00 <beagle> sharing
15:03:00 <beagle> and loving your cat
15:04:00 <beagle> did i just go all british meat on you
15:04:00 <beagle> thats okay dans as agnostic as a fish with water socks
15:04:00 <beagle> folks i am confused
15:04:00 <beagle> is that like japan with resturants
15:05:00 <Bastardly_One> where's your apartment?
15:19:00 <Loof> Bastardly_One, https://support.us.playstation.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/237/session/L2F2LzEvdGltZS8xNDE5NDgwNzA3L3NpZC9IVk54ZkxhbQ%3D%3D
15:20:00 <Loof> PSN Status: OFFLINE
15:20:00 <Loof> Support RSS Feed PSN Status: Offline
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15:20:00 <Loof> [PlayStation®Network] Updated 12/24/2014
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15:20:00 <Loof> cunts
15:35:00 <C> hi
15:41:00 <Ryl> its always this time of the yr that i feel all suicidal
15:41:00 <Ryl> realising now lonely my life is
15:42:00 <Ryl> ad empty
15:42:00 <Ryl> oh well, as ned kelly said
15:42:00 <Ryl> such is life.
15:45:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Rekt
15:45:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I have heaps of friends and family to not leave me alone on Christmas day
15:46:00 <Ryl> well lucky you
15:46:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Trust me you only want it because you don't have it.
15:46:00 <Ryl> so what are you saying....u dont want it?
15:47:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Dont take your peace and quiet for granted is what I'm saying
15:47:00 <Ryl> i see, and i can say the same to you
15:47:00 <ashleighXtrinity> Probably
15:47:00 <Ryl> dont take having ppl who love you and want to be around you for granted
15:48:00 <Bastardly_One> how about thinking of those a lot worse off
15:48:00 <Bastardly_One> you have a computer, internet, a roof over your head
15:48:00 <Ryl> for when you're sick, old, lonely, depressed, in need of help, or if you're just upset and want to talk to someone who u knows cares about you
15:48:00 <Bastardly_One> food
15:49:00 <Ryl> thats what loved ones that you have are for
15:49:00 <ashleighXtrinity> I still don't like it, everyone just gets stressed and agitated and uncomfortable, I'd rather be by myself and able to relax right now
15:50:00 <Ryl> true, i understand that
15:50:00 <Ryl> its like, i want to have alot of ppl around me, but only for certain times and occasions
15:51:00 <Ryl> like right now when its a celebratory time, or when i need help of somekind
15:51:00 <Ryl> but other than that, i like being on my own
15:51:00 <Bastardly_One> then go hang out with some homeless people
15:51:00 <Bastardly_One> or something
15:51:00 <Ryl> why would i want to do that? why do they have to be homeless?
15:52:00 <Ryl> i dont understand if that was a serious suggestion or an attempt at buying funny....
15:52:00 <Ryl> being*
15:52:00 <Bastardly_One> people in the same boat
15:52:00 <Ryl> but homeless ppl can be dangerous, angry, anti-social
15:52:00 <Bastardly_One> I had the opportunity to be with people today so I can't whinge
15:52:00 <Ryl> its not very safe
15:52:00 <Bastardly_One> I just didn't see the point without food involved :P
15:53:00 <Bastardly_One> I've nothing in common with my family ... they bore me in 5 mins
15:53:00 <Ryl> i'd rather go to hang out at a nursing home with elderly ppl
15:53:00 <Ryl> than homeless
15:54:00 <Ryl> xmas is bullshit these days anyway
15:54:00 <Ryl> its all commercialised
15:54:00 <Ryl> not about its real meaning anymore
15:54:00 <Ryl> whenever its xmas time, i'd like to fly to some country where they arent christians and so dont celebrate xmas
15:55:00 <Ryl> like iran or something
15:55:00 <Ryl> just to get away from it all
15:57:00 <Bastardly_One> stick Bad Religion's Christmas Songs on and cheer up emo kid
15:58:00 <Ryl> haha im 58
15:58:00 <Ryl> but i'd certainly like to be a kid again
15:58:00 <Ryl> god knows
15:58:00 <Ryl> if only we can turn back the clock eh
15:58:00 <Ryl> so many regrets, so many things id do differently
15:59:00 <Bastardly_One> 58?
15:59:00 <Ryl> so many choices i would redo
15:59:00 <Ryl> yes
15:59:00 <Bastardly_One> old cunt
15:59:00 <Ryl> im 58 years young
15:59:00 <Bastardly_One> not often I get to say that
15:59:00 <Ryl> whys that?
15:59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm usually the oldest here
15:59:00 <Ryl> how old are oyu?
15:59:00 <Ryl> you*
15:59:00 <Bastardly_One> 45 going on 15
15:59:00 <Ryl> ahaha
16:00:00 <beagle> why do i feel like playing stunts
16:00:00 <Ryl> well u stull got alot of time left to enjoy life
16:00:00 <Ryl> make the most of it
16:00:00 <Ryl> trust me, coming from a 58 yr old
16:00:00 <Ryl> if only i could be 45 again
16:00:00 <Bastardly_One> too late
16:00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm half dead
16:00:00 <Ryl> there still so much i would have done
16:00:00 <Ryl> bad health?
16:01:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, self inflicted really but yep
16:01:00 <Ryl> here here brother
16:01:00 <Ryl> ive got terminal cancer
16:01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah? I've emphysema
16:01:00 <Bastardly_One> and still smoke ... <------------------ dickhead
16:01:00 <Ryl> well now, this is a happy xmas day isnt?
16:01:00 <Ryl> lol
16:02:00 <Bastardly_One> and I suffer accute anxiety disorder
16:02:00 <Bastardly_One> so quit whinging
16:02:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're for real though ... sorry to hear that
16:02:00 <Ryl> thanks
16:02:00 <Ryl> sorry to hear about your situation too
16:03:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine is self inflicted
16:03:00 <Bastardly_One> cancer isn't
16:03:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you're someone else pretending to be newish
16:04:00 <Ryl> excuse me?
16:04:00 <Bastardly_One> your ip looks familiar
16:04:00 <Ryl> ive been here a couple of times in the past weeks
16:04:00 <Ryl> discussing the sydney siege
16:05:00 <Ryl> perhaps thats why
16:05:00 <Ryl> had a good discussion with a person called doctor if i recall
16:06:00 <Bastardly_One> you just found #melbourne on an antiquated chat program and an australian server huh?
16:06:00 <Bastardly_One> where are you from?
16:08:00 <Skiddies_Santa> hello, would you like to sit on my knee?
16:11:00 <Ryl> ive known about irc for years man haha
16:11:00 <Ryl> i used to come in irc a few yrs back
16:12:00 <Ryl> im from sydney
16:14:00 <Skiddies_Santa> yes Molly, I think santa can find dolly for you
16:20:00 <Bastardly_One> blast off at cape canaveral, toilet seat is your launching pad, 4,3,2,1 Blast Off!
16:28:00 <C> lol
16:30:00 <Skiddies_Santa> you're not even gonna let santa in on christmas?
17:28:00 <scout> Hi
17:55:00 <beagle> hi im from irc do u have a moment i thought irc was for getting fat and breaking your chair with your fat ass
17:56:00 <BlackDevil> i have 3 broken chairs
17:56:00 <beagle> so then dont sit down go out n get vitamin d
17:56:00 <BlackDevil> in this year
17:56:00 <beagle> like your sister says
17:59:00 <beagle> to get vitamin d
17:59:00 <beagle> there are
17:59:00 <beagle> plenty of ways to jack off
17:59:00 <beagle> wait we were talking about vitamins , right?
17:59:00 <beagle> like you fat people have a lack of anything
17:59:00 <C> hi BlackDevil
17:59:00 <C> norti
17:59:00 <beagle> u guys arent fat?
17:59:00 <C> nah
17:59:00 <beagle> what am i doing here i wanted to live off blubber
18:00:00 <C> oh
18:00:00 <beagle> i am skinny as fuck, and people say computers make people fat
18:00:00 <BlackDevil> ?
18:00:00 <beagle> i think people make people fat
18:01:00 <beagle> if you eat or have bad genetics too much or your just unexcersizen fool then u will
18:01:00 <beagle> oh wait hi
18:02:00 <beagle> what if u know whapped
18:02:00 <beagle> even
18:02:00 <beagle> on irc in
18:02:00 <beagle> early 80s
18:03:00 <beagle> did dans parents jack off and go lets call him meat
18:03:00 <beagle> he is a gen y
18:03:00 <beagle> he has no fucking brains to tell us any thing about us is good and wishes just to not be here and stays like gen y
18:05:00 <beagle> he has no time for his wife
18:05:00 <beagle> he has no children
18:05:00 <beagle> cause he probably has no idea how to keep one if he had sperm count
18:05:00 <beagle> and the man fucking sucks everything to him is shit but his poof job
18:05:00 <beagle> pieter rocks compared to him
18:12:00 <BlackDevil> thank fuck
18:18:00 <C> hi BlackDevil
18:19:00 <BlackDevil> hi
18:20:00 <C> merry xmas
18:22:00 <BlackDevil> hi
18:25:00 <BlackDevil> hi
18:28:00 <C> recovering
18:28:00 <C> losing plot has gotten old
18:31:00 <Digerati> mry xmas beagle
18:32:00 <Digerati> hmm
18:32:00 <Digerati> zaim, mry xmas man
18:32:00 <zaim> muslim
18:32:00 <zaim> but thanks
18:33:00 <Digerati> i prithee thee
18:33:00 <Digerati> afghan pashtani muslims are the best
18:33:00 <Digerati> i read a whole thesis on them
18:34:00 <Digerati> they don't condone war against the western world nor against other religions
18:34:00 <Digerati> they are anti war
18:34:00 <Digerati> anyway
18:34:00 <Digerati> how are you zaim ?
18:35:00 <Digerati> salam aleikum
18:36:00 <Digerati> christians are not any better zaim, religions have always created war
18:36:00 <Digerati> i wish for a religion that wants only peace
18:36:00 <Digerati> and no war
18:37:00 <Digerati> innocent ppl of all religions mostly don't war... damn money, politics and propaganda are all the gvts in this world
18:38:00 <Digerati> its the billionaires and corp giant companies that go evil
18:39:00 <Digerati> maybe we do need ww3 to wake us all up for world peace... hope it never happens but
18:40:00 <Digerati> we seen enough in over 2000 years and more
18:40:00 <Digerati> history says it all
18:41:00 <Digerati> eating lollies :)
18:41:00 <Digerati> zaim, aint it baram now ?
18:42:00 <Digerati> oh geeze
18:43:00 <Digerati> just shoot me
18:51:00 <ooomp> milk
18:51:00 <milk> ooomp
18:51:00 <milk> might watch a movie
18:51:00 <ooomp> Can I drink you with milo
18:52:00 <satie> THIS SERVER IF BEING USED FOR ORGANIZING DRUG DEALS AND TERRORIST ATTACKS YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED TO THE FEDERAL POLICE AND COUNTER TERRORISM If you see anything suspicious call the 24-hour National Security Hotline on 1800 1234 00
18:52:00 <BlackDevil> well do mate
18:53:00 <ooomp> If
18:53:00 <ooomp> Of course we don't do that
18:53:00 <ooomp> So stop false reporting innocent people
18:53:00 <satie> YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED TO AUSTRALIAN COUNTER TERRORISM THANK YOU.
18:53:00 <satie> LOGS TO PROVE ALL YOUR TERRORIST PLOTS AND ILLEGAL DRUG DEALINGS
18:53:00 <ooomp> No need to YELL
18:54:00 <satie> HAVE A NICE DAY.
18:54:00 <ooomp> Must be senile
18:54:00 <satie> Small pieces of information from members of the public can help keep Australia safe from terrorism. Police and security agencies are working hard but you could help them complete the picture. If you see anything suspicious call the 24-hour National Security Hotline on 1800 1234 00. Trained operators take every call seriously and you can remain anonymous.
18:56:00 <ooomp> Thank you BlackDevil
18:56:00 <ooomp> We can get back to it now
19:08:00 <Digerati> beagle is my apprentice
19:09:00 <Digerati> in the matrix
19:09:00 <Digerati> i am an oracle
19:09:00 <Digerati> a creator
19:12:00 <Digerati> this time the matrix will be programmed on earth
19:12:00 <Digerati> and everyone in the matrix will come to earth, in the real world
19:30:00 <Fall> lol satie found their caps lock key
19:30:00 <Fall> they were just taking it for a spin ;)
19:34:00 <Digerati> anyone here ? :)
19:34:00 <Fall> clearly; no
19:39:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Andy Williams - It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year.mp3 (3.54MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:52)
19:41:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Dean Martin - Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer.mp3 (5.18MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:39)
19:44:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 The Supremes - Joy To The World.mp3 (4.97MB 320kbps Joint Stereo 2:10)
19:47:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Doris Day - Here Comes Santa Claus.mp3 (2.52MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:44)
19:50:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Hall & Oates - Jingle Bell Rock.mp3 (2.85MB 192kbps Stereo 2:04)
19:52:00 <Digerati> i wonder where you can purchase a bitcoin
19:52:00 <Digerati> want one for my collection of coins
19:53:00 <Digerati> yo Nikky`
19:53:00 <Digerati> mry xmas
19:53:00 <Nikky`> Hi
19:53:00 <Digerati> i am alone :(
19:53:00 <Digerati> with no mommy :(
19:53:00 <Digerati> shitty xmas, least i got to see the kids
19:54:00 <Digerati> gave them gifts
19:54:00 <Digerati> our great grandchildren
19:54:00 <Digerati> lucky to be great
19:54:00 <Digerati> and got some rice and schnitzel to :)
19:55:00 <Digerati> my sister is a good person
19:55:00 <Digerati> getting old is only part of the fun
19:56:00 <Digerati> great grandfather is around the corner
19:57:00 <Digerati> least we all here are pioneers of the net
19:57:00 <Digerati> something to look back on tell the kids
19:58:00 <Digerati> "when i was your age, the net was a black screen and white text ! we had no mouse and everything was typed in !"
19:58:00 <Digerati> heehee
19:58:00 <Digerati> zzzz boring
19:59:00 <Digerati> i wonder where all our memories are gone when we leave this world
19:59:00 <Digerati> sigh...
19:59:00 <Digerati> the matrix ?
19:59:00 <Digerati> :)
20:00:00 <Digerati> how was your xmas Nikky`
20:00:00 <Nikky`> It was relaxing and good
20:00:00 <Digerati> can i get a voice ? :) been like 10 years :) hehe
20:01:00 <Digerati> i spent it quietly at home
20:01:00 <Digerati> murder on xmas in qld
20:01:00 <Digerati> no peace :(
20:01:00 <Digerati> no mercy
20:01:00 <Digerati> why....
20:02:00 <simba> Digerati stop spamming the channel
20:02:00 <Digerati> mry xmas simba
20:03:00 <Digerati> lol
20:03:00 <Digerati> simba, how was your xmas ? :)
20:03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not spamming
20:03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just never shutting up
20:04:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhh
20:04:00 <Digerati> mry xmas b1
20:04:00 <Bastardly_One> ditto
20:04:00 <Digerati> i am just bored and sad man, my son in law had to be put in hospital, motorbike crash, he is recovering
20:05:00 <Digerati> fucked up xmas for us :(
20:05:00 <simba> its clearly spamming Bastardly_One please dont undermine me
20:05:00 <Bastardly_One> look up the definition of the word
20:05:00 <simba> lol
20:05:00 <simba> not this again
20:06:00 <simba> i know u r jealous that a new old guy is the spam king, just fight for ur title back instead of taking petty jabs
20:06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just ranting ... spamming is advertising shit
20:06:00 <simba> u clearly havent ever used a message board
20:06:00 <Digerati> it is chat, we are chatting, all you want is to stop me, you don't do it to anyone else simba
20:06:00 <Digerati> i am ranting, talk
20:07:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
20:07:00 <Digerati> spam is ads
20:07:00 <simba> typing 24 lines to yourself is not talking to anyoen else
20:07:00 <simba> unless u consider urself more than 1 person
20:07:00 <Digerati> simba, come on man :`( peace man... mercy
20:07:00 <Digerati> eleos
20:08:00 <Digerati> you are an admin, you are the boss
20:09:00 <amsy> spamming is also used for gibberish and irrelevant chat
20:09:00 <Nikky`> amsy <3
20:09:00 <Nikky`> and simba, I guess hahaha
20:09:00 <Nikky`> merry xmas
20:09:00 <Digerati> so asking nikky how she did on christmas is gibber/irrelevant
20:10:00 <Digerati> np
20:10:00 <simba> lol
20:10:00 <simba> what
20:10:00 <simba> stop being so defensive nobodys attacking u
20:10:00 <Digerati> simba, you win, you are admin, your the boss
20:10:00 <Digerati> ok
20:10:00 <amsy> you didnt just ask her though did you
20:10:00 <amsy> hi Nikky` :*
20:11:00 <amsy> merry xmas sweets
20:11:00 <simba> merry xmas jolly old st nicky lolL
20:11:00 <Pieter> merry xpoo amsy
20:11:00 <Nikky`> lol
20:11:00 <Lumeah2> Merry Christmas Piety Piety Piety
20:12:00 <Digerati> chicken schitzel
20:12:00 <Pieter> merry moomas !!
20:12:00 <Digerati> schnitzel
20:12:00 <Digerati> yum
20:12:00 <amsy> it snowed last night
20:12:00 <Lumeah2> Merry Christmas all!
20:12:00 <amsy> a white christmas afterall
20:12:00 <Digerati> Merry Christmas
20:12:00 <Bastardly_One> would do that in Norway
20:12:00 <Pieter> im in a bit of a pickle
20:12:00 <amsy> it hadnt before now b1
20:13:00 <Pieter> cant decide whether mars bar or moro is better
20:13:00 <Digerati> i never seen a white christmas
20:13:00 <Pieter> im thinking moro
20:13:00 <Bastardly_One> no way ... really?
20:13:00 <Digerati> would love to see snow on christmas
20:13:00 <amsy> really
20:13:00 <Digerati> yup :(
20:13:00 <amsy> it has been really mild
20:13:00 <Digerati> maybe in greece
20:13:00 <Bastardly_One> snow is overated once you're in it though ... pretty for 5 mins though
20:13:00 <Bastardly_One> in greece? doubtful
20:14:00 <Digerati> yeah
20:14:00 <Digerati> north macedonia greece
20:14:00 <Digerati> a place called kastoria
20:14:00 <Digerati> it snows
20:15:00 <Digerati> guess what i got, that's so 80's :) a pair of steel ying yang balls, the ones that chime :) hehe
20:15:00 <Digerati> aint seen them since the 80's
20:15:00 <amsy> went to crete in april a couple of years ago... it was warm and nice but the mountains were still snow capped
20:15:00 <Pieter> i got those chinese stress balls too
20:16:00 <amsy> quite strange
20:16:00 <Digerati> cool
20:16:00 <Pieter> the bell sound is too annoying
20:16:00 <Digerati> i aint throwing them away this time
20:16:00 <Pieter> stresses me more
20:16:00 <Digerati> hhaha
20:16:00 <Digerati> i think it is peaceful
20:16:00 <Pieter> ya meant to roll em around in your hand
20:16:00 <Pieter> both of em
20:16:00 <Digerati> you roll them one way on the left hand
20:16:00 <Pieter> roll em in circles with ya fingers
20:16:00 <Digerati> and the other way on the right hand
20:17:00 <Pieter> umm
20:17:00 <Pieter> heh
20:17:00 <Digerati> whatever way
20:17:00 <Digerati> whatever pleases you :) haha
20:17:00 <Pieter> wackjob.
20:17:00 <Pieter> bbl
20:17:00 <Bastardly_One> on a random note dinner can hurry up
20:18:00 <Pieter> oooo 2 crunchies in 1
20:18:00 <Pieter> i just thought it was broken
20:18:00 <Pieter> its come like a bounty
20:18:00 <Bastardly_One> hey simba
20:18:00 <Digerati> might buy a buddha statue, and make my house jap theme furniture
20:19:00 <Pieter> you're gonna also get chinese writing saying 'silly white man who like fish n chips'
20:20:00 <Pieter> get it written down your arm
20:23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:33:00 <Nikky`> Hey Skirmish :o)
20:33:00 <Skirmish> Hello Nikky` how was your christmas?
20:33:00 <Nikky`> It was quiet n relaxing - yours?
20:34:00 <Skirmish> A little hectic getting around to lots of different groups of family but now very relaxing.
20:35:00 <Digerati> ikea have good shit
20:35:00 <Nikky`> I didn't even get of bed until lil after 10
20:36:00 <Pieter> if you've ever bought shit from ikea or even visited one you'd know their shit will fall apart within days
20:36:00 <Pieter> all their shit is made from chip board :/
20:37:00 <Pieter> balsa wood is stronger than the shit they use
20:37:00 <Digerati> they have some solid wood stuff to
20:37:00 <Digerati> i might take a look at the store
20:37:00 <Digerati> i know if it is real
20:38:00 <Digerati> i doubt it s
20:38:00 <Digerati> is
20:38:00 <Digerati> it looks real on the net
20:38:00 <Digerati> and they say its solid wood
20:39:00 <Digerati> hard to find decent traditional wardrobes
20:39:00 <Digerati> franco cozzo is an alternative
20:40:00 <Digerati> but fucking expensive
20:40:00 <Digerati> you pay for what you get :)
20:40:00 <Ana_Ng> hi digerati
20:40:00 <Digerati> and i aint buying plywood shit
20:40:00 <Digerati> hi ana !
20:41:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h1JGciHZy4
20:41:00 <Digerati> yo zaim
20:41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Melt - Be Liquid - Cobalt Records - 1999 (Jun 4, 2011) 7:40 - Category: Music - 9,119 views - 75 likes (98.7%), dislikes (1.3%)
20:42:00 <Digerati> what a xmas, a hold up murder in qld
20:42:00 <Digerati> sometimes i feel sorry for cops
20:42:00 <zaim> :*
20:43:00 <Digerati> we all should party zaim, forget the religious signifigance of xmas
20:43:00 <Digerati> its party time man :)
20:43:00 <Digerati> oh man
20:43:00 <Digerati> i will shut up with the religious shit
20:43:00 <Digerati> tell him i am story
20:43:00 <Digerati> sorry
20:44:00 <Digerati> stories
20:44:00 <Digerati> tell him i am sorry, and wont discuss religion Nikky`
20:45:00 <Sponge> Digerati have you done a 'draw my life' yet?
20:45:00 <Digerati> sponge, i do have muslim close friends
20:46:00 <Digerati> whatever... peace
20:46:00 <Digerati> it's irc man
20:46:00 <Sponge> hi5
20:46:00 <Sponge> Nikky` is your mum still in good health?
20:46:00 <Nikky`> she is doing ok
20:46:00 <Sponge> good to hear
20:48:00 <Pieter> im gonna go bed n let santa butt bang me
20:48:00 <Pieter> have a great night people:)
20:50:00 <Ana_Ng> you are so religious
20:50:00 <Ana_Ng> :)
20:50:00 <Ana_Ng> nite
20:52:00 <Digerati> xm, do you copy ? :)
20:52:00 <Digerati> over...
20:53:00 <Digerati> why the fuck can't i do rn in cmd, instead you have to type rename, the whole word
20:54:00 <Ana_Ng> loof get the fuck out of here with your nasty, wretched balls
20:59:00 <Digerati> https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/help-thomas-to-get-a-fresh-start
20:59:00 <Loof> how'd the canned pienapple you were saving for christmas go pieter?
21:00:00 <Loof> must have been a treat
21:00:00 <Digerati> golden circle is grand
21:00:00 <Loof> savings brand goodness
21:00:00 <Digerati> golden circle aint any much more than the noname brand
21:02:00 <Pieter> and thats how you handle loof !
21:02:00 <Pieter> *bows*
21:02:00 <Pieter> nite #2
21:02:00 <Pieter> :)
21:06:00 <MrMark> ho ho ho
21:06:00 <JingleBalls> oh umm
21:07:00 <JingleBalls> thanks
21:07:00 <Nikky`> Welcome my lovely one
21:07:00 <Nikky`> Now lets have sex
21:07:00 <JingleBalls> ok
21:07:00 <Cath^> o.o
21:07:00 <JingleBalls> merry bloody xmas
21:07:00 <Nikky`> Awesome
21:07:00 <Nikky`> i love you being so easy ;o)
21:07:00 <JingleBalls> haha damn
21:07:00 <JingleBalls> i should play harder to get
21:07:00 <norti> lololol
21:08:00 <Nikky`> Not with me tho
21:08:00 <JingleBalls> but i dont know how
21:08:00 <Nikky`> never with me
21:08:00 <Nikky`> haha
21:08:00 <JingleBalls> teehehe
21:08:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Elvis Presley - Blue Christmas.mp3 (4.85MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:17)
21:09:00 <Digerati> i gotta dig bick
21:09:00 <JingleBalls> are you dutch
21:09:00 <Digerati> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10403370_690900007651913_8869241215097756864_n.jpg?oh=226c58f1e24921fddcf9cda6c1925dab&oe=55426C29
21:09:00 <Digerati> possibly
21:10:00 <Digerati> maybe my ancestors
21:10:00 <JingleBalls> orangebom clog dyke windmill
21:10:00 <JingleBalls> etc
21:10:00 <JingleBalls> tulip
21:10:00 <Digerati> i am caucasian, but that don't say my ancestors were not negro
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> the dutch are black?
21:10:00 <JingleBalls> oh poo its raining
21:11:00 <Bastardly_One> is it?
21:11:00 <JingleBalls> yes
21:11:00 <Bastardly_One> not here yet
21:11:00 <JingleBalls> either that or the kids are on the roof eating corn again
21:11:00 <Nikky`> oooh my JingleBalls
21:11:00 <JingleBalls> ;)
21:11:00 <JingleBalls> i thought you'd like that
21:11:00 <Nikky`> I did
21:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll have to go look ...
21:11:00 <Digerati> http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR023.loop.shtml
21:11:00 <Nikky`> Its raining here also
21:11:00 <JingleBalls> its raining quite heavily now
21:12:00 <Digerati> it might rain in werribee, but not here in me;b
21:12:00 <JingleBalls> now its stopped
21:12:00 <Digerati> it is overcast
21:12:00 <JingleBalls> yeah
21:12:00 <Digerati> i learnt the weather from a seaman
21:13:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Bing Crosby - White Christmas.mp3 (2.86MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:07)
21:13:00 <Digerati> done heaps of sailing, you need to know to do that
21:13:00 <Bastardly_One> no rain here yet
21:13:00 <Digerati> love bing
21:13:00 <JingleBalls> heh seaman
21:13:00 <Digerati> would you like to swing on star
21:13:00 <Digerati> carry moon beans home in a jar
21:13:00 <JingleBalls> what do you grow with moon beans
21:14:00 <Digerati> dunno :)
21:14:00 <JingleBalls> sit still Cath^
21:14:00 <JingleBalls> jeez
21:14:00 <Digerati> the song is called: "swinging on a star"
21:14:00 <JingleBalls> what do you think this is
21:14:00 <Digerati> love old songs
21:15:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rATftJiWdkw
21:15:00 <JingleBalls> do they remind you of your childhood
21:15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bing Crosby - Swinging on a star (Nov 3, 2008) - Category: Music - 585,067 views - 2,066 likes (98.6%), 30 dislikes (1.4%)
21:15:00 <Digerati> dude that shit is older than my mother
21:15:00 <JingleBalls> yeah it was a joke
21:15:00 <Digerati> heheh
21:15:00 <Digerati> 1930's actually
21:16:00 <Digerati> its a lovely song to sing to kids
21:16:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Mel & Kim - Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree.mp3 (5.04MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:30)
21:16:00 <Digerati> the problem is
21:16:00 <Digerati> wtf are moon beans
21:16:00 <Digerati> :) hehe
21:16:00 <JingleBalls> its moon beams
21:16:00 <Digerati> you saw the lyrics ?
21:17:00 <Digerati> cool
21:17:00 <JingleBalls> lyrics?
21:17:00 <Bastardly_One> mind ... blown
21:17:00 <Digerati> swinging on a star
21:17:00 <JingleBalls> its obvious he sings moon beams
21:17:00 <JingleBalls> isnt it
21:18:00 <Digerati> http://www.metrolyrics.com/swinging-on-a-star-lyrics-bing-crosby.html
21:18:00 <Digerati> you get a gold star
21:18:00 <Digerati> didn't know that
21:18:00 <Digerati> thought it was moon beans
21:18:00 <JingleBalls> woo
21:18:00 <Digerati> never bothered to read the lyrics
21:18:00 <Bastardly_One> or use your ears apparently
21:19:00 <Digerati> yeah
21:19:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Paul McCartney - Wonderful Christmastime.mp3 (5.17MB 192kbps Stereo 3:45)
21:19:00 <Digerati> sometimes singers don't say words clearly
21:19:00 <Sponge> Digerati who was your favourite bigbrother contestantthis year?
21:19:00 <Digerati> never watched BB
21:20:00 <beehhh> http://www.madhumotirestaurant.com/
21:20:00 <Digerati> i will go with the girls
21:20:00 <Sponge> oh
21:20:00 <beehhh> BB= babe
21:20:00 <Sponge> theyre very beautiful
21:20:00 <beehhh> i want to go to PEI
21:20:00 <Digerati> any blondes ?
21:20:00 <Sponge> you must be disconnected fromthe matrix
21:20:00 <Sponge> BB is overforthe year
21:21:00 <Sponge> you missed the finalie
21:21:00 <Digerati> i remember the first BB mate
21:21:00 <beehhh> bangla restaurent in footscray
21:21:00 <Sponge> Sara marie, the bunny girl
21:21:00 <Digerati> the aussie chick that used to say "bugger"
21:21:00 <beehhh> i bet so many asian there now which i dont like
21:21:00 <Digerati> bangla bananas
21:21:00 <Sponge> beehhh are you and bee_girl the same prson?
21:22:00 <OveTime> not anymore
21:22:00 <Sponge> you guys are outrageous!
21:22:00 <Terry_Rest> i am resting
21:22:00 <Terry_Rest> stfu
21:22:00 <OverTime> your mum and your sis the same person
21:23:00 <Digerati> beehh offered to blow me in bangla for bananas
21:23:00 <OverTime> bullshit but the fish fillet pasta minestrone was damn good
21:23:00 <OverTime> yeah i spit
21:23:00 <Digerati> my sis made schnitzel :)
21:23:00 <Digerati> hungarian style :)
21:24:00 <OverTime> i cooked myself which i really enjoy
21:24:00 <OverTime> did she made gravy to go along
21:24:00 <Digerati> i do love chicken, must admit
21:24:00 <Digerati> never tried duck, i might try peking duck, looks good
21:24:00 <OverTime> http://www.upei.ca/programsandcourses/phd-environmental-sciences
21:25:00 <OverTime> i cook the fillets only with olive oil and garlic
21:25:00 <Digerati> is duck nice ?
21:25:00 <OverTime> only the smell
21:25:00 <OverTime> no good for heart
21:25:00 <Digerati> i eat lambs brains
21:26:00 <OverTime> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af0U-PPrYcY
21:26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SEAFOOD SPAGHETTI (PASTA PESCATORE STYLE) - theitaliancookingclass.com (Oct 28, 2012) 9:54 - Category: Howto & Style - 70,124 views - 170 likes (91.4%), 16 dislikes (8.6%)
21:26:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Toto Coelo - I Eat Cannibals (pt.1).mp3 (3.16MB 128kbps Stereo 3:27)
21:26:00 <OverTime> you should try the fresh creampies also
21:28:00 <OverTime> oyster firm got flooded with sewerage blust
21:28:00 <OverTime> *pipe
21:30:00 <OverTime> http://oi62.tinypic.com/16k84uq.jpg
21:30:00 <Lumeah> what cunts ere.
21:32:00 <Bastardly_One> not me
21:32:00 <OverTime> this year highest number of indian citizenship granted in straya
21:33:00 <OverTime> Indian beat the poppy in migration for the first time
21:33:00 <OverTime> britons
21:33:00 <Taco> call centres are invading
21:33:00 <Taco> soon we'll all be in a call centre
21:34:00 <JingleBalls> i already work in a call centre
21:34:00 <JingleBalls> and this red dot is appearing on my forehead
21:34:00 <JingleBalls> :(
21:35:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds weird but you've one of the best jobs in town
21:35:00 <Lumeah> since whens
21:35:00 <Bastardly_One> says a lot for this place doesn't it?
21:35:00 <Lumeah> hey all MErry Chistmadsssssssss
21:36:00 <JingleBalls> lol
21:36:00 <Bastardly_One> he does ... our city is pretty tradey
21:36:00 <Taco> Yea. But if you don't like it, you can leave.
21:36:00 <JingleBalls> nah i like my job
21:36:00 <OverTime> one english lad fall from the 7th floor to a shade
21:36:00 <Skirmish> B1 likes to run down the town a lot but isn't making any moves out of it.
21:37:00 <Bastardly_One> it's hard to
21:37:00 <Bastardly_One> it's too far away to move without any effort
21:37:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone bags it ... not just me
21:37:00 <Skirmish> oh, it's effort stopping you. I see.
21:37:00 <OverTime> i see no future there
21:37:00 <Bastardly_One> try harder
21:39:00 <Taco> too much effort aye
21:39:00 <Skirmish> You could move somewhere else with better job opportunities.
21:39:00 <Skirmish> I do believe centrelink will even give you money to help with that.
21:40:00 <OverTime> http://www.nvidia.com/object/tegra-phones-tablets.html
21:40:00 <OverTime> let the boxing day begun
21:40:00 <OverTime> well i want to go canada in PEI
21:41:00 <Sponge> what bargains should I buy tommorow?
21:41:00 <Taco> buy friends
21:42:00 <OverTime> make sure you wear shorts
21:42:00 <Sponge> chcks love guys in short shorts
21:42:00 <OverTime> chicks love naked guys too
21:44:00 <Bastardly_One> how good are maltesers
21:45:00 <OverTime> not any better than m&ms
21:46:00 <Skirmish> What did you get your boy for Christmas B1?
21:46:00 <OverTime> he hasnt given me anything
21:46:00 <Bastardly_One> a kick up the bum
21:47:00 <OverTime> xmas is also for the homeless n less fortunate people
21:48:00 <OverTime> i hope sewerage dont clogged up tomorrow by human feces
21:48:00 <Skirmish> I know. We bought 4 presents for the Kmart giving tree this year.
21:48:00 <JingleBalls> so the salvos workers kids can have a nice xmas
21:49:00 <OverTime> the bright sight is im not getting anymore fines
21:49:00 <scout> I really miss mum.
21:50:00 <bee_girl> special days and anniversaries are the worst
21:51:00 <OverTime> Skirmish when are you due for a next syd-hobert yacht racing
21:51:00 <Taco> OverTime: sponsor him
21:51:00 <OverTime> take b1 with ya and you two team up dont come back
21:51:00 <Skirmish> About the same time as they let you back into the country.
21:51:00 <scout> I hate Xmas all alone
21:52:00 <Skirmish> scout: Get a hooker.
21:52:00 <OverTime> only for the money otherwise I would have
21:52:00 <scout> Don't be disgusting Skirmish
21:52:00 <JingleBalls> you're not alone, you have the warm comforting glow of irc
21:52:00 <Skirmish> Sex isn't disgusting.
21:52:00 <JingleBalls> depends on who you do it with
21:53:00 <Skirmish> True. Sex with Lumeah would be disgusting.
21:53:00 <scout> I am alone. All i have done all day is look at mums pics and cry
21:53:00 <Skirmish> But she's not a hooker.
21:53:00 <OverTime> i cant afford aussie costly education hence in asia
21:53:00 <OverTime> might take my msc in project mgnt over here in curtin
21:54:00 <OverTime> scout your mum where?
21:54:00 <bee_girl> i cooked that steak beautiful
21:54:00 <bee_girl> first time
21:54:00 <scout> She died
21:55:00 <beehhh> :~(
21:56:00 <scout> I don't wanna live anymore
21:56:00 <beehhh> but the good part is parents dont to bury their children so cheer up and make a family
21:57:00 <Skirmish> Ring lifeline scout.
21:57:00 <Skirmish> Seek the help you need from people that care.
21:58:00 <scout> Don't mock me Skirmish
21:58:00 <Skirmish> I am giving you sound advice.
21:58:00 <Skirmish> Stop being paranoid.
21:58:00 <Taco> Stop advising people skirmish, its not nice
21:58:00 <beehhh> http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/sad-pug-little-x-mass-party-33600944.jpg
21:58:00 <Taco> You big meanie
21:59:00 <Skirmish> I just don't want scout to become a second B1. Complains about everything ... does nothing to better their situation.
21:59:00 <Skirmish> One person like that is more than enough.
21:59:00 <beehhh> i havent earnt a cent since i got deported
22:00:00 <beehhh> sine 07
22:00:00 <scout> Who is b1
22:02:00 <scout> Skirmish: do u know what it's like to lose everyone in your life?
22:03:00 <Skirmish> No.
22:03:00 <scout> Well please don't judge me or tell me what to do.
22:03:00 <Skirmish> You really need to find another angle to troll from. This one is terrible.
22:04:00 <scout> I'm not trolling
22:04:00 <Skirmish> Mate. Nobody who has just lost everyone in their live turns to irc.
22:05:00 <Skirmish> You're a shit troll buddy. Take it on the chin and come back better next time.
22:05:00 <scout> Mum has been gone 11 months
22:06:00 <Skirmish> That's great. I envy her the ability to not read your tripe.
22:07:00 <scout> Shut up
22:08:00 <scout> You are are nasty.
22:08:00 <simba> i thought scout was fredbear but i dont think he is
22:09:00 <scout> I'm scout
22:09:00 <Skirmish> simba: I don't remember Fredbear being this lame. If it is him ... he has fallen.
22:11:00 <simba> its not
22:11:00 <simba> b nice
22:12:00 <Skirmish> Are you taking female hormone tablets?
22:12:00 <scout> I'm lonely and feeling down.y therapist said I should do things to distract myself when I'm like it
22:13:00 <Jihad_Jesus> hi all
22:14:00 <Skirmish> RIP cleverness on the internet. Me mourn your passing.
22:14:00 <Jihad_Jesus> wah ?
22:15:00 <Jihad_Jesus> here, have a pill for free
22:15:00 <Skirmish> I would prefer if you overdosed instead. Keep it. Enjoy.
22:15:00 <Jihad_Jesus> jk dork
22:15:00 <scout> Skirmish: u are nasry person
22:16:00 <DIgerati> fk i hate shrimp when it aint cooked properly
22:17:00 <DIgerati> might get another bbq, do it with coals
22:17:00 <DIgerati> coals are better than a gas bbq
22:18:00 <DIgerati> skirmish, how was xmas mate ?
22:18:00 <Skirmish> Busy, but good. It continues tomorrow.
22:19:00 <DIgerati> ur lucky, i am alone, son in law at hospital, but fine... xmas postphoned
22:20:00 <DIgerati> shit happens, fuck xmas, his only 43, and a farmer
22:20:00 <scout> Skirmish: I don think u are any different to me. Here looking for company.
22:21:00 <Skirmish> I am here chatting with a few friends on and off and playing wow.
22:21:00 <DIgerati> don't ever envy me and the years i been on austnet since 1996, it's made me nuts at times, get out more often
22:21:00 <scout> If u are alone on Xmas u must feel like me
22:22:00 <DIgerati> bored yes
22:22:00 <DIgerati> but i am 48
22:22:00 <Bastardly_One> you two should be thankful though
22:22:00 <DIgerati> life gets slower with grandkids
22:22:00 <Bastardly_One> roof over your head, a computer
22:22:00 <Bastardly_One> internet
22:22:00 <Bastardly_One> food in your bellies
22:22:00 <DIgerati> true b1
22:23:00 <DIgerati> that i am eternally grateful for
22:23:00 <DIgerati> compared to the homeless :(
22:24:00 <TokenDaRing> ?join ##
22:24:00 <DIgerati> spose i can miss one xmas :/
22:25:00 <DIgerati> did put up the tree with grandchildren :)
22:26:00 <DIgerati> did want to party but
22:26:00 <TokenDaRing> DIgerati no one likes you
22:29:00 <Zade> i like DIgerati
22:29:00 <TokenDaRing> have you taken any heavy blows to the head?
22:29:00 <DIgerati> hey beagle
22:30:00 <beagle> allo dige
22:30:00 <DIgerati> sup man
22:31:00 <DIgerati> on paltalk ? :)
22:31:00 <beagle> aussie hang out with sweet aussie mum is open righyt now
22:31:00 <beagle> actually bloke au owns it
22:31:00 <DIgerati> beagle, can you green ppl up ?
22:31:00 <DIgerati> pink or blue nick
22:31:00 <DIgerati> green nick ?
22:31:00 <DIgerati> i'll send you some cash
22:32:00 <DIgerati> heya zade
22:33:00 <beagle> i think pink and orange ran out
22:33:00 <DIgerati> i cant login to paltalk express ffs
22:33:00 <DIgerati> orange is corporate
22:33:00 <beagle> pal express you'd have be desperate
22:33:00 <beagle> i tell everyone pls use pc application
22:33:00 <DIgerati> beagle, not when i am using linux
22:33:00 <DIgerati> that's the thing dude
22:33:00 <beagle> dige u would like current convo its about australian flag
22:33:00 <DIgerati> thats why i use express
22:33:00 <beagle> seems most aussies want to go republic ....
22:33:00 <beagle> in there anyway
22:34:00 <DIgerati> i am a monarchist by rule, i served, so did my dad
22:34:00 <DIgerati> but i aint political
22:34:00 <beagle> would have to print billions of dollars of new money
22:34:00 <DIgerati> fuck politics
22:34:00 <DIgerati> well technicaly
22:35:00 <DIgerati> we only need to rid the queens face on all the coins
22:35:00 <DIgerati> and 5 dollar note
22:35:00 <beagle> u are into science right
22:35:00 <beagle> what is an emf meter
22:35:00 <beagle> i bought one 20 bucks
22:35:00 <DIgerati> and the whole fucking constitution be re written
22:35:00 <DIgerati> electro
22:35:00 <DIgerati> magnetic
22:35:00 <DIgerati> frequency
22:35:00 <DIgerati> it measures radiowaves
22:36:00 <beagle> emf radiation yeah so tells u how much laptop gives off
22:36:00 <DIgerati> cpu actually
22:36:00 <DIgerati> the only thing that emits frequency is the cpu
22:36:00 <DIgerati> not much
22:36:00 <DIgerati> it's in the nano watts
22:37:00 <DIgerati> i remember my ham radio equipment in the 486 days used to fuck the computer
22:37:00 <beagle> false advertising sux
22:37:00 <DIgerati> and crt monitors emitted in the watts
22:38:00 <beagle> lol only has on off and pause reading
22:38:00 <DIgerati> what has ?
22:38:00 <DIgerati> got 2 coke bags from caltex for free :) hehe
22:39:00 <DIgerati> what a handout :) heh
22:39:00 <DIgerati> bought 3 bottles of coke
22:39:00 <DIgerati> not 6
22:40:00 <DIgerati> so she offered me another bag :) heh
22:40:00 <Taco> actually, you're wrong about freq emissions
22:40:00 <Taco> also meh! I bought some fishing gear from big w the other day...
22:40:00 <DIgerati> cpus nowadays are in the shf range
22:41:00 <DIgerati> solar high frequency
22:41:00 <Taco> stupid self checkout wasn't scanning things and kept saying "please place the item in the bagging area"... and the attendant was busy having a day dream, I suspect about homosexuality
22:41:00 <beagle> its very simple
22:41:00 <Taco> so I walked out with about $200 worth of fishing gear for $15
22:41:00 <beagle> i think checks emf from 30 to 30000 hrz
22:41:00 <beagle> what should i use it for so just only cpu
22:41:00 <DIgerati> no beagle
22:41:00 <DIgerati> Mhz
22:41:00 <beagle> well i guess cant expect much for 20 bucks ill post link
22:41:00 <DIgerati> measure it like that
22:41:00 <DIgerati> if you must
22:41:00 <DIgerati> there is Ghz
22:42:00 <DIgerati> and the Thz
22:42:00 <DIgerati> terahertz
22:42:00 <Taco> keep talking shit dude, its great to see how dumb some people are
22:42:00 <DIgerati> beagle, here, i will show you on a website
22:42:00 <DIgerati> this is what i used to study my engineers degree with
22:44:00 <DIgerati> http://www.wia.org.au/
22:44:00 <DIgerati> you can learn how low and how high frequencies go beagle
22:45:00 <DIgerati> we used to have the FCC here in Australia 20 years ago
22:45:00 <DIgerati> it changed to SMA, Spectrum Management Agency
22:45:00 <DIgerati> now it is ACMA
22:45:00 <Taco> I bought my ham there
22:46:00 <British^Meat> loooooool @ Taco
22:46:00 <Taco> Still a shitty website tho
22:46:00 <British^Meat> only got a full screen of old man DIgerati, AGAIN
22:46:00 <Taco> its also a shitty group of people
22:46:00 <DIgerati> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency
22:47:00 <DIgerati> it is a body of the ACMA
22:47:00 <beagle> one momemt
22:47:00 <bee_girl> merry christmas frayedknot
22:47:00 <DIgerati> WIA is part of the ACMA
22:47:00 <frayedknot> same to you bee_girl
22:47:00 <Taco> BZZZZ
22:47:00 <Taco> Incorrect
22:47:00 <Taco> WIA is a not for profit organisation
22:48:00 <DIgerati> it licences for the ACMA
22:48:00 <Taco> yes, it does
22:48:00 <DIgerati> it is non profit
22:48:00 <Taco> but its essentially a club
22:48:00 <DIgerati> don't tell me what it is
22:48:00 <Taco> its not operated by the gov at all
22:48:00 <DIgerati> i have been with them for over 20 years
22:48:00 <Taco> I will tell you what it is, when you incorrectly describe what it is
22:48:00 <Taco> Facts exist. Deal with it
22:49:00 <beagle> dis is one i bought http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/121100688006?ssPageName=STRK:MEWNX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1439.l2648
22:49:00 <DIgerati> what you using it for ?
22:50:00 <DIgerati> taco, let it go, i had too much to drink, peace, it's just friendly chat man
22:50:00 <DIgerati> had 5 cans of beer
22:50:00 <Taco> beagle: you own a smartphone right?
22:50:00 <Taco> the magnometer in a smartphone can be used as a guassmeter
22:50:00 <Taco> there are apps in the app store, check it out
22:51:00 <DIgerati> Above the range of frequency counters, frequencies of electromagnetic signals are often measured indirectly by means of heterodyning (frequency conversion). A reference signal of a known frequency near the unknown frequency is mixed with the unknown frequency in a nonlinear mixing device such as a diode.
22:51:00 <DIgerati> frequency my personal belief has no start, and has no end
22:51:00 <beagle> digerati what is best power supply i can get for pc 550 watt
22:51:00 <DIgerati> i said dude
22:51:00 <DIgerati> i do believe
22:51:00 <DIgerati> ENERMAX
22:52:00 <DIgerati> get a 1000 watt, that way you can get a good vid card later on
22:53:00 <DIgerati> i prefer full towers when inserting good vid cards
22:53:00 <DIgerati> heat...
22:53:00 <beagle> lol 1000 watt
22:53:00 <beagle> i could get sli
22:53:00 <DIgerati> well depends how many vid cards u put in man
22:53:00 <beagle> gtx 750
22:53:00 <beagle> mine gtx 750
22:53:00 <DIgerati> i only need one card
22:53:00 <DIgerati> titan
22:53:00 <beagle> i see no need for more
22:53:00 <beagle> maybe when gta5
22:54:00 <DIgerati> dude, games on pc will die eventually
22:54:00 <DIgerati> trust me on that
22:54:00 <MrMark> ps4
22:54:00 <DIgerati> ps4 and xbox are a hit
22:54:00 <DIgerati> love them both
22:54:00 <beagle> laptop will play any game in 800 600 i even played playable metro last light in high detail 1336x768 yesterday was very impressed for a laptop but definately 1080p or higher best for that game
22:54:00 <doctor> its more likely consoles and PCs will merge
22:54:00 <beagle> i think i would like ps4 most
22:55:00 <beagle> ps4 more powerful with lower running cost i fink
22:55:00 <MrMark> i didnt think anyone bothered with games on PC anymore
22:55:00 <DIgerati> i dont MrMark
22:55:00 <DIgerati> got no games on this pc cept yahtzee
22:55:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
22:56:00 <TokenDaRing> considering the xbone can hardly do 1080p
22:56:00 <MrMark> i gave up years ago...everytime i bought a new game i needed a memory or vid card or complete PC upgrade lol
22:56:00 <TokenDaRing> and most of the games on it are 30fps, 900p
22:56:00 <DIgerati> only reason why i need a titan is for a overkill when i do video editing
22:56:00 <DIgerati> i want things done faster
22:56:00 <DIgerati> thinking of xeon
22:57:00 <DIgerati> how well they work on Windows 2008 Server Standard is another thing
22:57:00 <DIgerati> they say the OS takes up to 2tb's of ram on a server mb
22:58:00 <DIgerati> have to see to believe that
22:58:00 <beagle> i wonder what reading a radio station would give me with this emf meter
22:58:00 <MrMark> cos windows is a bloated lump of shit
22:58:00 <DIgerati> but it dont like i am buying fucking 2tb's of ram overnight
22:58:00 <beagle> my laptop came with paid windows 7 64 bit
22:58:00 <beagle> perhaps best o/s u can get atleast of microsoft i think
22:58:00 <DIgerati> fk normal windows man
22:59:00 <beagle> my laptops only 4gb ram
22:59:00 <beagle> should be more i believe
22:59:00 <DIgerati> i have always used server
22:59:00 <DIgerati> security is much better on server
22:59:00 <beagle> i fell asleep on camera in an aussie room and woke up n everyone but me and 1 person had left lol
23:00:00 <DIgerati> dude, i seen you in the gay rooms :) haha
23:00:00 <beagle> friend mine paid for normal hard drive n got a server drive worth 300 more dollars once
23:00:00 <beagle> almost got admin in those DIgerati
23:00:00 <DIgerati> with what ? 3-5 users in the room ?
23:00:00 <beagle> didnt take it then ya have to dedicate yaself to the room
23:00:00 <beagle> bloke owns it is millionaire from sydney
23:00:00 <beagle> has all these american n aussie fags run it
23:01:00 <beagle> some em quite lovely people
23:01:00 <beagle> kinda gay tho
23:01:00 <DIgerati> oh boy
23:01:00 <DIgerati> deary me
23:01:00 <DIgerati> do as you please man :)
23:01:00 <DIgerati> heh
23:02:00 <beagle> i recorded the chatrooms on xmas
23:02:00 <DIgerati> my closest friend is gay, and in business, some of them have treated him ike shit, cos it's business
23:02:00 <beagle> 14 hours of it
23:02:00 <DIgerati> they can be really nasty
23:02:00 <DIgerati> money say's it all
23:03:00 <DIgerati> so you never answered my question
23:03:00 <DIgerati> what you using the meter for ?
23:03:00 <DIgerati> or did i not read it cos of my eyesight
23:04:00 <DIgerati> talk to taco, my mind is not clear atm
23:04:00 <DIgerati> seroquel and beers dont mix
23:04:00 <DIgerati> stopped drinking half a hour ago
23:05:00 <DIgerati> taco, you seem to know the shit just as well
23:05:00 <Taco> DIgerati: talk to yourself, its entertaining
23:06:00 <Taco> not for you, for me
23:06:00 <DIgerati> fuck you, pompos arsehole, i'll just making friendly chat
23:06:00 <Taco> (pompous
23:06:00 <Taco> *
23:07:00 <DIgerati> yeah whatever, grammar don't change your character
23:09:00 <Taco> one of my linksys wrt54g's finally died :(
23:09:00 <Taco> what a sad christmas
23:09:00 <Taco> I should prob replace it with something 802.11n in 5.8ghz
23:09:00 <DIgerati> is that why you are pissed off man ? :/
23:09:00 <Taco> not really, $50 isn't much
23:09:00 <Taco> esp this time of year
23:09:00 <DIgerati> cisco is not bad
23:10:00 <DIgerati> i have always used motorola
23:10:00 <Taco> oh, you're buying?
23:10:00 <DIgerati> dont know if i am allowed to use cisco
23:10:00 <Taco> I was going to get the cheapest shit that'll run dd-wrt
23:10:00 <DIgerati> seeing as you bought up routers
23:10:00 <DIgerati> i was thinking modems
23:10:00 <DIgerati> optus use motorola and netgear
23:11:00 <Taco> I don't care what optus use, but thanks anyway
23:11:00 <DIgerati> i like motorola overall
23:11:00 <Taco> I care about what runs dd-wrt
23:11:00 <DIgerati> i wonder if i can use a cisco
23:11:00 <DIgerati> does cisco ?
23:11:00 <DIgerati> ddwrt
23:11:00 <DIgerati> cisco work with dd-wrt ?
23:12:00 <Taco> no
23:12:00 <Taco> cisco uses ios
23:12:00 <Taco> they're not a consumer product
23:12:00 <Taco> but thanks for mentioning it again
23:13:00 <DIgerati> fuck this life, feel like slapping the nurse that looked after my mum
23:14:00 <Taco> http://www.tp-link.com.au/products/details/?categoryid=2268&model=TL-WDR3600
23:14:00 <DIgerati> nice router
23:14:00 <Taco> should prob just replace all mine with those... they're only $72 and can run dd-wrt
23:14:00 <Taco> detachable antennas too
23:15:00 <Taco> 300mbps on 2.4g, 300mbps on 5g, and GigE
23:15:00 <Taco> would be a nice step up from 802.11g
23:15:00 <Taco> on 10/100
23:16:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4
23:16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: King Missile - Detachable Penis (Oct 17, 2008) 3:10 - Category: Music - 606,220 views - 2,905 likes (97.2%), 85 dislikes (2.8%)
23:16:00 <Taco> I got work tomorrow and its lame... I should get drunk instead
23:18:00 <DIgerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUCNAnp2QAI
23:19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Adam Sandler Chanukah Song (Dec 6, 2012) 3:57 - Category: Comedy - 1,408,235 views - 5,962 likes (96.3%), 227 dislikes (3.7%)
23:19:00 <DIgerati> happy hanaka
23:22:00 <Taco> I'm not clicking your dumb videos, too
23:22:00 <Christopher> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/pump it up
23:22:00 <Taco> no
23:22:00 <Christopher> yep
23:22:00 <Christopher> the jam
23:34:00 <DIgerati> its raining
23:38:00 <Taco> you're a liar
23:40:00 <DIgerati> it's raining here
23:53:00 <British^Meat> i wonder how many times in 2015 beagle will talk about: His laptop, graphics cards, paltalk, Metro?
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