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00:02:00 <Digerati> hey kk
00:04:00 <Picard> Digerati he will if u offer him a beer
00:05:00 <Digerati> sounds like a bitch
00:05:00 <Picard> he is
00:05:00 <bee_girl> how do u get rid of blisters?
00:05:00 <Digerati> #_#
00:08:00 <British^Meat> pop em
00:09:00 <TokenDaRing> bee_girl: let them heal?
00:09:00 <TokenDaRing> they go away
00:09:00 <bee_girl> yeah but i need to keep doing what caused them
00:09:00 <British^Meat> they take forever whence u dont drain em
00:09:00 <bee_girl> i need quick heal
00:09:00 <bee_girl> or maybe i should just harden up
00:09:00 <British^Meat> pop em, plaster, sorted
00:09:00 <amsy> pop and cover with bandaids or something
00:10:00 <Loof> cunt blisters?
00:10:00 <British^Meat> ugh, Loof the complete twat
00:12:00 <Its_Christmas> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee_d2PWj_nI
00:12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crown Casino TV ad - A World of Entertainment (Sep 7, 2012) 0:30 - Category: Entertainment - 3,058 views - 5 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
00:12:00 <Loof> RIP #melbourne
00:13:00 <Its_Christmas> go james packer get the brissie
00:13:00 <Its_Christmas> http://oi59.tinypic.com/724p4y.jpg
00:14:00 <Shadowgate> Its_Christmas is funny lol
00:15:00 <Its_Christmas> did u remember ansett airline reward Shadowgate
00:15:00 <Shadowgate> lol
00:15:00 <thestig> lol
00:15:00 <Its_Christmas> lol
00:15:00 <Its_Christmas> http://oi59.tinypic.com/724p4y.jpg
00:16:00 <thestig> loll
00:17:00 <TokenDaRing> Its_Christmas, what country were you born in?
00:17:00 <Its_Christmas> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ansett_Australia#Global_Rewards
00:17:00 <Its_Christmas> luxembourg
00:18:00 <doctor> beehhh drinking cask wine and reminiscing on the past again
00:18:00 <thestig> GOON JUICE
00:18:00 <thestig> hello doctore
00:18:00 <doctor> hello stig
00:18:00 <TokenDaRing> Mirza is not the name of someone from a nordic country
00:18:00 <TokenDaRing> it sounds Malay
00:19:00 <Its_Christmas> doctor now the price of iron ore plummeting into half and the rise of meth labs across the suburb -- what is your saying?
00:20:00 <bee_girl> http://youtu.be/eicRFpNAS6k
00:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beth Orton: Central Reservation (Mar 15, 2012) 4:24 - Category: Music - 9,041 views - 56 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
00:20:00 <Its_Christmas> doctor: thanks for the suggestion mate i need cash to see another day
00:21:00 <Bastardly_One> Beth Orton
00:21:00 <Bastardly_One> that lady can sing the blues
00:22:00 <bee_girl> Oath
00:22:00 <Its_Christmas> i shouldve gone to england in 2008 when i had the chance following aussie was the biggest mistake i done twice and shy
00:24:00 <doctor> cheap meth is good for keeping the maoris from killing each other
00:24:00 <doctor> but with the price of iron ore going the way it is, they're not going to have as many shifts up north
00:25:00 <Picard> gay
00:25:00 <doctor> we need high quality, cheap amphetamine to rake in the tourist dollars
00:26:00 <Its_Christmas> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ67qwTKbcM
00:26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crossing the tunnel between France and UK (Apr 15, 2009) 2:11 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 180,513 views - 75 likes (71.4%), dislikes (28.6%)
00:27:00 <Its_Christmas> vote for the crown casino to win the bid in brisbane doctor
00:27:00 <Its_Christmas> opposition is some chinese company from macou
00:28:00 <Its_Christmas> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p99E--lg8u4
00:28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crown Casino Melbourne TV Commercial (Nov 16, 2013) 1:01 - Category: Entertainment - 2,797 views - 7 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
00:28:00 <Picard> packer will win
00:29:00 <doctor> might be a bit hard, the chinese do love their gambling. mr abbott would also like to see as much foreign currency come here as possible
00:29:00 <Picard> its a state issue DoC
00:30:00 <doctor> oh well, socialist victoria might think differently
00:31:00 <Its_Christmas> if crown dont come the profit will go to offshore
00:31:00 <Its_Christmas> ask b1
00:31:00 <Picard> b1 knows it all
00:32:00 <doctor> i don't have much of an opinion as I don't care much for over east. could all sink into the sea for all i care
00:32:00 <Its_Christmas> http://www.afr.com/rw/2009-2014/AFR/2013/07/07/Photos/5dd18d54-e6f6-11e2-a70e-d7e37254cbcf_syd-6a3xcxc4j6g1bfvngd5n--646x363.jpg
00:32:00 <Picard> u will when w.a implodes
00:32:00 <Its_Christmas> I fan russel crowe
00:33:00 <doctor> we're all clones over here, we'll just start eating each other
00:33:00 <Picard> lol
00:33:00 <Picard> eat thestig first
00:33:00 <Its_Christmas> Daniel Andrew, or Andrew Daniel?
00:33:00 <Picard> dan andrews
00:33:00 <Picard> scum
00:33:00 <Picard> labor scum
00:33:00 <Picard> will fuck the state
00:34:00 <Its_Christmas> better than napthine i cant stands his laugh
00:34:00 <Picard> oh yeah hes has a fucked laugh so he cant run the state,great logic u dickhead
00:35:00 <Its_Christmas> http://transform.fairfaxregional.com.au/transform/v1/crop/frm/storypad-xg9CJ24URJf7csQxpNfFdd/ee704ae9-eaa4-4668-b6a3-e74dcf66a212.jpg/r0_0_3888_2376_w1200_h678_fmax.jpg
00:36:00 <Its_Christmas> http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2013/10/21/1226744/059903-0c849230-3a10-11e3-9bcd-10262b6f8853.jpg
00:40:00 <TokenDaRing> doctor: we could let the Maori just kill each other
00:40:00 <TokenDaRing> keep them in the mining camps, don't let them leave
00:41:00 <Sunbeam> afternoon folks :)
00:42:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Sunny :)
00:43:00 <Bastardly_One> not too bad and yourself?
00:43:00 <Sunbeam> good thanks :)
00:43:00 <Sunbeam> hi iBiZa :)
00:43:00 <Sunbeam> hi frayedknot :)
00:43:00 <frayedknot> hi Sunbeam
00:44:00 <Sunbeam> how's it goin?
00:45:00 <phenyl> hey
00:45:00 <phenyl> HoW R U GuYZ
00:47:00 <Digerati> shake rattle and roll
00:47:00 <phenyl> baby u gotta
00:47:00 <Digerati> YO
00:47:00 <phenyl> does kodak still join this irc server
00:48:00 <Its_Christmas> back
00:49:00 <beehhh> Myself actually worked for the crown casino when its started in the 97 the opening time that long ago
00:50:00 <beehhh> http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FUaA39YJxUo/hqdefault.jpg
00:50:00 <beehhh> He was my old boss
00:52:00 <bee_girl> Packer
00:53:00 <beehhh> yep Mr Kerry packer
00:54:00 <beehhh> i never met james though Mr kerry was always around then
00:54:00 <beehhh> he has good HR skill and quite down to earth person
00:55:00 <phenyl> who that
00:55:00 <phenyl> the guy banging that slut
00:55:00 <phenyl> whats her name
00:55:00 <phenyl> maranda kirr
00:55:00 <phenyl> kurr?
00:56:00 <phenyl> who cares
00:56:00 <bee_girl> Not u phenyl
00:56:00 <phenyl> whats up bee_girl
00:56:00 <phenyl> how r u
00:57:00 <bee_girl> I'm good man
00:57:00 <phenyl> beedrill
00:57:00 <bee_girl> Hows u?
00:57:00 <phenyl> not too bad
00:58:00 <phenyl> just chilling, pretty stoned
00:58:00 <phenyl> u do drugz?
00:59:00 <beehhh> I worked for Kerry packer not james
01:02:00 <beehhh> well my visa got revoked in 07 such as tragedy shit happens
01:03:00 <beehhh> many of the customers i served has perished away due to their age
01:05:00 <TokenDaRing> pity you haven't
01:05:00 <DemonsRun> How has he not been banned yet
01:05:00 <TokenDaRing> he just spouts bullshit, doesn't really abuse people
01:06:00 <TokenDaRing> I mean christopher comes in and tells people he's going to kill them and still gets to stay
01:06:00 <TokenDaRing> so, beehhh's hardly that bad I suppose
01:06:00 <TokenDaRing> just full of crap
01:08:00 <beehhh> I have no intention to get back either
01:08:00 <TokenDaRing> good
01:08:00 <TokenDaRing> why do you come here then?
01:08:00 <phenyl> so um
01:08:00 <beehhh> cause you cant kinghit me three times in one year
01:08:00 <phenyl> how r u today
01:09:00 <phenyl> FuCk U m8
01:09:00 <beehhh> http://oi57.tinypic.com/2nrhdsi.jpg
01:11:00 <thestig> beehhh child porn u sick fuck
01:13:00 <beehhh> shit had a massive orgasm brb changing nappy
01:15:00 <TokenDaRing> wtf
01:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> :/
01:16:00 <TokenDaRing> thats just
01:16:00 <TokenDaRing> wrong
01:19:00 <phenyl> what
01:19:00 <phenyl> who is pasting child porn
01:19:00 <TokenDaRing> no one is
01:19:00 <TokenDaRing> you sick bastard
01:20:00 <phenyl> rank fuck
01:20:00 <phenyl> i seen blackdevil
01:20:00 <phenyl> paste a child porn picture once
01:20:00 <phenyl> then he removed it
01:21:00 <phenyl> serveral other people, including myself clicked the link
02:01:00 <PieterClaus> what are you doing clicking child porn links phenyl ?
02:01:00 <PieterClaus> !
02:01:00 <PieterClaus> ignorance is no excuse!
02:02:00 <PieterClaus> time to seize your hdds and laptops n put you behind bars until your trial
02:03:00 <PieterClaus> how to tie a shoelace for kids in your google search
02:03:00 <PieterClaus> obviously using that to lure kids to you !
02:03:00 <PieterClaus> its not that you dont know how to tie your laces and you wanna learn cos those valcro straps fall apart
02:03:00 <PieterClaus> YOU SEX OFFENDER !
02:03:00 <PieterClaus> back to bed bbl
02:17:00 <phenyl> nuh it was disguised in a tinypic link
02:25:00 <thestig> lol
02:25:00 <simba_is_A_SPASTIK> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
02:25:00 <simba_is_A_SPASTIK> LOL STIG
02:25:00 <thestig> lolol
02:25:00 <simba_is_A_SPASTIK> LOLOLOL
02:25:00 <simba_is_A_SPASTIK> damn i got flooders
02:26:00 <shads> instlling chnge ip
02:26:00 <shads> bbib
02:27:00 <shads> just did some awesome 3D Animations imo
02:29:00 <shads> google chrome is pathetic
02:29:00 <shads> like simba n b1
02:29:00 <shads> xD
02:32:00 <shads> CANT wait till these hackers go to jail
02:34:00 <thestig> what hackers
02:34:00 <shads> pollock
02:34:00 <shads> david anderson pollock
02:35:00 <thestig> havent seen him for agess
02:35:00 <shads> bigpond user
02:35:00 <shads> was on tonight hes still on flooding
02:36:00 <shads> total retart
02:37:00 <Maurice> Gotta watch those retarts
02:37:00 <thestig> MAURICE
02:37:00 <thestig> merry christmas
02:37:00 <Maurice> THANKS CHARLIE
02:37:00 <Maurice> Same to you
02:38:00 <thestig> :D
02:47:00 <Its_Christmas> poor cabbie and his poor clientels
02:49:00 <shads> sup bee
02:50:00 <thestig> i think it is my nap time
02:50:00 <Its_Christmas> http://cdn.slashgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/fasadasd.png
02:51:00 <Its_Christmas> i want a windows 8.1 tablet with a smartphone inside and with dual sim
02:51:00 <shads> bah
02:51:00 <shads> i want 2x mini oozys
02:52:00 <Its_Christmas> best if it has intel processor 2.3GHZ
02:53:00 <shads> win7 with real security hehe
02:54:00 <shads> zone alarm & avast are both viruses
02:54:00 <shads> xD
02:54:00 <shads> BLACKDEVIL IS A F HACKER
02:54:00 <shads> IRCOP HACKER
02:54:00 <shads> lives in california
02:55:00 <Its_Christmas> nice town
02:55:00 <shads> shithole
02:56:00 <shads> all on crack
02:56:00 <Its_Christmas> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzZ_eBwFPBg
02:56:00 <shads> cops shooting civs civs shootin cops
02:56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sony Xperia Z4 Quad HD Display | SnapDragon 810 (Oct 18, 2014) 2:07 - Category: Science & Technology - 3,696 views - 26 likes (81.3%), 6 dislikes (18.8%)
02:56:00 <shads> is that the waterproof model
02:57:00 <shads> north korea will nuke usa
02:59:00 <Its_Christmas> so they should
02:59:00 <Its_Christmas> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-MfyOJmYFw
02:59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meet Sony Xperia Z4 (Sep 10, 2014) 1:31 - Category: Science & Technology - 32,564 views - 51 likes (67.1%), 25 dislikes (32.9%)
03:00:00 <Its_Christmas> north korea should sink in their own shite
03:00:00 <shads> nth korea not happy
03:00:00 <Its_Christmas> like I give a ten fucks or I care
03:00:00 <Its_Christmas> nor
03:00:00 <shads> yeah fuck u 2 cockeye
03:01:00 <Its_Christmas> many south korean students are north korean spies
03:01:00 <shads> yes
03:01:00 <Its_Christmas> even the indo phd students are spies
03:02:00 <shads> indeed
03:02:00 <Its_Christmas> like I give a ten fucks
03:02:00 <shads> America should if they get 100 chem bombs launched t em at 5am
03:03:00 <Its_Christmas> yeah, world war III due for a start
03:04:00 <shads> laws,politics and the human way is inhuman
03:05:00 <Its_Christmas> http://www.notebookcheck.net/fileadmin/Notebooks/News/_nc2/Snapdragon_character.jpg
03:05:00 <shads> bill gates should be assisinated
03:06:00 <Its_Christmas> i want fhone with intel & qualcomm together
03:07:00 <Its_Christmas> bill gates barely makes any dime
03:07:00 <Its_Christmas> he has the law suit going on and no indivual buys windows thesedays genuinely
03:08:00 <Its_Christmas> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_average_wage
03:09:00 <Its_Christmas> i want an intel in snapdragon's head and the dragon itself
03:10:00 <shads> fancy selling licences for anything microsoft.
03:10:00 <shads> lol dude
03:11:00 <shads> go to china
03:11:00 <Its_Christmas> im in china
03:11:00 <shads> lol
03:11:00 <Its_Christmas> all chinese here in sabah
03:11:00 <shads> okies
03:11:00 <Its_Christmas> penny wongs reletives
03:12:00 <shads> k
03:12:00 <shads> hung foo
03:13:00 <Its_Christmas> http://www.androidheadlines.com/2014/12/rumor-possible-htc-hima-specs-leak-complete-snapdragon-810.html
03:13:00 <shads> ok
03:14:00 <Its_Christmas> can i have a phone with both android and windows platform
03:14:00 <shads> just have 2 phones
03:14:00 <Its_Christmas> hey I didnt ask for three sims remember total recall
03:15:00 <shads> hahaha
03:15:00 <shads> ive got 2 phones 1 sim
03:15:00 <shads> yeah i guess doh
03:16:00 <Its_Christmas> i want a phone with intel and qualcomm together and dual platform and works a tablet also
03:17:00 <shads> well pimp 1
03:17:00 <Its_Christmas> i mean android and windows platform combined
03:17:00 <shads> doubt that
03:17:00 <shads> like hving a holden/ford
03:17:00 <Its_Christmas> wish this has phone featue
03:18:00 <shads> ndroid
03:18:00 <Its_Christmas> like having a holden clubsport
03:18:00 <shads> andoid is the best
03:18:00 <shads> with an r
03:18:00 <shads> yup with ford badges
03:18:00 <shads> or a 9inch
03:18:00 <shads> top loader
03:19:00 <Its_Christmas> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWka5nFog-I
03:19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lenovo Miix 2 10 Retail Unbox, Overview by Chippy (Jan 28, 2014) 18:40 - Category: Science & Technology - 98,134 views - 318 likes (94.1%), 20 dislikes (5.9%)
03:20:00 <shads> dj it up
03:20:00 <Its_Christmas> shads this aint bad either
03:20:00 <Its_Christmas> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qppJV4znI4
03:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nokia Lumia 2520 - Work. Play. Everywhere. (Oct 22, 2013) 0 - Category: Science & Technology - 233,858 views - 1,992 likes (97.7%), 47 dislikes (2.3%)
03:20:00 <Its_Christmas> has 4g feature
03:21:00 <shads> u wnt waterproof
03:22:00 <shads> take it out in the surf
03:22:00 <Its_Christmas> dust proof
03:22:00 <shads> lol
03:23:00 <Its_Christmas> whats on the xmas dinner btw?
03:23:00 <shads> pork hm & turkey
03:23:00 <shads> wish i had some now
03:23:00 <shads> i gotta go the shops and its 3.30am
03:23:00 <Its_Christmas> i dont mind some weed for sleep
03:24:00 <shads> k
03:24:00 <Its_Christmas> gotta ring a guy
03:24:00 <shads> true
03:24:00 <shads> i got weed
03:24:00 <shads> but i dont smoke it
03:24:00 <Its_Christmas> how do you have it then
03:25:00 <shads> easy
03:25:00 <shads> smoked it for 28 yers
03:27:00 <shads> dont get a windows phone
03:29:00 <Lumeah> Hi shadsy.
03:29:00 <Its_Christmas> im getting a zenfhone6 bra
03:29:00 <Lumeah> Who. Its_Christmas?
03:29:00 <shads> heya lumes
03:29:00 <shads> duno
03:29:00 <Its_Christmas> new is 1.6 previous model was 2ghz speed
03:30:00 <Lumeah> Uhuh
03:30:00 <Lumeah> Hi Its_Christmas
03:30:00 <Its_Christmas> hi Lumeah
03:30:00 <Lumeah> Does u have a normal nic?
03:31:00 <Its_Christmas> yeah but not telling you
03:31:00 <Its_Christmas> coppers and robbers everywhere
03:32:00 <Its_Christmas> http://list.qoo10.sg/item/ASUS-ASUS-ZENFONE-6-2-0GHZ-A600CG-AND/418554554
03:33:00 <shads> how much r ssd drives
03:34:00 <phenyl> i just opened a bag of smiths chicken flavour chips
03:34:00 <phenyl> :/
03:34:00 <phenyl> i havent had one yet
03:34:00 <shads> yuk
03:34:00 <shads> im thirsty
03:34:00 <phenyl> i ate one
03:34:00 <Its_Christmas> i like pringles
03:34:00 <shads> im getting vientta icecream
03:34:00 <Its_Christmas> bbq flavor
03:34:00 <Its_Christmas> sounds tempting
03:35:00 <phenyl> i wouldnt mind some ice cream
03:35:00 <phenyl> i am stoned is anyone else high?
03:35:00 <shads> yup its like a slab
03:35:00 <shads> with chocolate
03:35:00 <phenyl> lol
03:35:00 <shads> lo0l
03:35:00 <phenyl> lol nice work
03:36:00 <shads> its still fucking hot
03:36:00 <shads> and i had a luke wrm shower
03:36:00 <phenyl> yeah
03:36:00 <phenyl> i was going to have a shower, but i have had one already today
03:36:00 <Its_Christmas> someone trying to hackin me
03:36:00 <phenyl> plus im pretty high
03:37:00 <Its_Christmas> ..did you hear that...what is that...oh my god....what s that...oohhh thats my heart
03:37:00 <phenyl> has anyone seen pz
03:38:00 <Its_Christmas> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjpDEnCej6A
03:38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Marijuana VS. Crystal Meth - Funny but true video (Feb 19, 2012) 3:17 - Category: People & Blogs - 447,184 views - 2,496 likes (94.8%), 138 dislikes (5.2%)
03:38:00 <phenyl> lol
03:39:00 <phenyl> mozzies in my room
03:42:00 <Its_Christmas> i should go sleep
03:43:00 <Its_Christmas> goodnight see ya tomorrow evening
03:52:00 <Lumeah> Shadzy.
03:52:00 <Lumeah> What doin.
03:53:00 <Lumeah> Crap left.
03:53:00 <Lumeah> :p
03:53:00 <Lumeah> Stick it then.
03:54:00 <Maurice> He's probably busy being a lump of shit
03:54:00 <Maurice> Like usual
03:57:00 <Lumeah> Lol
03:57:00 <Lumeah> Yup..
04:01:00 <Lumeah> Why not tell me, what i do wrong.
04:02:00 <phenyl> hey
04:02:00 <phenyl> how r u
04:02:00 <phenyl> Maurice,
04:02:00 <phenyl> austnet has really died
04:02:00 <phenyl> whatever happened to vaness
04:03:00 <Maurice> Are you asking me how I am, or telling me Austnet has died
04:03:00 <Maurice> And I heard she got aids
04:07:00 <phenyl> both
04:07:00 <phenyl> how have u been baby doll
04:08:00 <phenyl> :0
04:08:00 <phenyl> :)
04:35:00 <Lumeah> Haha
04:35:00 <Lumeah> U killed irc
04:43:00 <zapbuzz> !ping
04:47:00 <zapbuzz> Barney sings: I love you .... you love me .... we're a happy family
04:47:00 <zapbuzz> and your singing in your head :)
04:58:00 <Lumeah> Riiight... Next!
05:00:00 <BlackDevil> next?
05:07:00 <Lumeah> Next nut job.
05:09:00 <BlackDevil> who is that
05:09:00 <BlackDevil> i took an epic poop
05:10:00 <Lumeah> Dunn3
05:10:00 <Lumeah> Did u name it?
05:11:00 <BlackDevil> i named it shads
05:11:00 <BlackDevil> and i flushed it
05:12:00 <Lumeah> Hahahaha. Lol
05:14:00 <BlackDevil> i need to take a shower
05:16:00 <BlackDevil> bathe me Lumeah
05:16:00 <Lumeah> What do i get?
05:16:00 <BlackDevil> pleasure of giving me a hand
05:17:00 <Lumeah> U have 2
05:23:00 <Lumeah> Next!
05:30:00 <Lumeah> :p
05:36:00 <ironclaw> hello
05:40:00 <ironclaw> simbas a retart!
05:40:00 <amsy> a retart...
05:41:00 <ironclaw> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
05:41:00 <ironclaw> YES A FUCKIN RETART
05:41:00 <amsy> i think you mean a retard
05:41:00 <ironclaw> r e t a r t
05:41:00 <amsy> lmao
05:42:00 <ironclaw> lol
05:42:00 <ironclaw> MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
05:42:00 <BlackDevil> come on shads
05:42:00 <ironclaw> IM OUTA MILK
05:42:00 <amsy> thats like non niggas saying ahks instead of ask
05:42:00 <amsy> or axe for americans
05:42:00 <ironclaw> HAVNT HAD A CUPPA IN 60 HOURS
05:43:00 <ironclaw> jeffros awake
06:00:00 <Lumeah> Lol..
06:03:00 <Lumeah> R e t a r t!
06:03:00 <Lumeah> Can i put more blokes of irc on that list?.. Ta.. It's long. Sry. Lol
06:04:00 <Lumeah> Less for Santa to deliver..
06:21:00 <Lumeah> Well dun get cut. Gezz
09:24:00 <christopher> morning British^Meat
10:00:00 <PieterClaus> buzzz
10:00:00 <bee_girl> Morning PieterClaus
10:05:00 <chrismess> :P
10:05:00 <PieterClaus> Moaning bee_girl:))
10:06:00 <PieterClaus> I bought soap that is made from vegetables!
10:06:00 <PieterClaus> :)
10:06:00 <chrismess> kkewl
10:06:00 <Ana_Ng> man who unwrap bee girl get stung in bad place
10:06:00 <chrismess> lol
10:06:00 <Lumeah> Morning chrismess
10:06:00 <Lumeah> Morning PieterClaus
10:07:00 <bee_girl> Lol
10:07:00 <Lumeah> Morning bee_girl
10:07:00 <bee_girl> Morning Lumeah
10:07:00 <chrismess> i ask my mum for 1 gift this xmas
10:07:00 <chrismess> she said she cant find a Lumeah ne where
10:07:00 <Lumeah> Lol
10:08:00 <bee_girl> Cute
10:08:00 <Lumeah> Lol is aye
10:09:00 <chrismess> if i got a Lumeah for xmas i dont need gifts for rest of my days
10:09:00 <Lumeah> Thanks chrissy. *hugs
10:11:00 <chrismess> hope Lumeah's instructions aint in chinese
10:11:00 <Lumeah> Hope u don't need instructions...
10:11:00 <Fez> Cho dorra
10:11:00 <chrismess> i wont
10:11:00 <Lumeah> You went nakie?
10:15:00 <Fez> No maccas near ippy station sucks
10:16:00 <chrismess> maggotsonrolls
10:16:00 <chrismess> macdonalds
10:16:00 <Fez> Clown food
10:17:00 <Fez> Hjs has no mascot
10:17:00 <chrismess> i dont eat it so no
10:17:00 <chrismess> not clown food
10:17:00 <Fez> Yes
10:17:00 <chrismess> ive been called ronald
10:17:00 <Fez> Clown food
10:17:00 <chrismess> b4
10:22:00 <chrismess> cause i went screaming i own ya
10:22:00 <chrismess> i was pretty much fried last night
11:01:00 <chrismess> guybra
11:01:00 <chrismess> lol
11:01:00 <chrismess> faggot
11:02:00 <chrismess> psYbR is faggot
11:02:00 <chrismess> sucks to be him
11:02:00 <chrismess> oh well he sucks
11:03:00 <ironclaw> ET SOME FRESH SHIT XD
11:03:00 <chrismess> ok colesaw
11:03:00 <chrismess> eat so cement harden the fuck up
11:04:00 <chrismess> some
11:06:00 <ironclaw> lol
11:06:00 <ironclaw> thts gold
11:06:00 <ironclaw> 10 points
11:06:00 <ironclaw> happy christms
11:08:00 <chrismess> ironchef
11:08:00 <chrismess> wtf u on about
11:11:00 <chrismess> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTGF3-cFE_8
11:11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: best techno 2014 (Nov 18, 2014) 2:35 - Category: Music - 37 views views - likes (33.3%), 2 dislikes (66.7%)
11:11:00 <chrismess> rattle chain
11:11:00 <chrismess> thats what that songs about
11:13:00 <chrismess> ok i find better one
11:13:00 <chrismess> this was recording stereo mix
11:13:00 <chrismess> so live
11:13:00 <chrismess> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATByV-b0eb8
11:13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Swipebass live minimal techno version (Dec 1, 2014) 6:11 - Category: Music - views - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
11:34:00 <chrismess> i'm biggest dj in melbourne
11:34:00 <chrismess> and i dont dj
11:35:00 <bee_girl> Cute
11:35:00 <chrismess> well bee my music rocks
11:35:00 <bee_girl> I didn't say it doesn't
11:35:00 <chrismess> u rock too
11:36:00 <chrismess> got song on legs going numb
11:36:00 <chrismess> from base
11:38:00 <chrismess> i got like a chip on my shoulder and its not samboy
11:40:00 <chrismess> been making music on computers since age of 15
11:40:00 <chrismess> i think i know music pretty well
11:40:00 <chrismess> 20 years to put into a passion
11:40:00 <chrismess> i think i know shit
11:41:00 <chrismess> 2nd song i made ever
11:41:00 <chrismess> got played
11:41:00 <chrismess> cuase i know cunts
11:42:00 <chrismess> one with numbers
11:43:00 <chrismess> if u want to know music
11:43:00 <chrismess> u have to no mathematics
11:43:00 <chrismess> know even
11:45:00 <chrismess> i'm a protect spieces
11:45:00 <chrismess> protected
11:45:00 <chrismess> like the white rhino
11:46:00 <PieterClaus> you are a white rhino
11:47:00 <chrismess> im god
11:47:00 <GOD> lol
11:50:00 <Christopher> no u met your maker
11:50:00 <Christopher> what does PieterClaus
11:50:00 <Christopher> have to say
11:50:00 <Christopher> now
11:50:00 <Christopher> even
11:52:00 <Christopher> i want nothing more than to buy a woman a house
11:52:00 <Christopher> i got half
11:52:00 <Christopher> depends on where u want to live
11:53:00 <Christopher> some places i have full
11:54:00 <Christopher> if worked hard enough
11:54:00 <Christopher> can keep this place
11:57:00 <Christopher> its like i got 150k collateral
11:57:00 <Christopher> or more
11:58:00 <Christopher> i am the luckiest guy on planet
12:43:00 <Skirmish> Here you go Christopher. This is my face. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/ME/22012009023.jpg
12:43:00 <Christopher> i dont click links
12:44:00 <Christopher> u come at me bro
12:44:00 <Christopher> knock
12:44:00 <Skirmish> Well you won't put a face to the nick then.
12:44:00 <Christopher> i come out
12:44:00 <Skirmish> I don't live in the same state as you Christopher. Why would I visit you?
12:44:00 <bullied> Christopher are you on meth
12:44:00 <Christopher> no
12:44:00 <bullied> 4% of the whole nation are on it
12:44:00 <Christopher> but i hate this Skirmish faggot
12:44:00 <bullied> so it wont be surprising if you were
12:44:00 <Christopher> weak dog cunt
12:44:00 <bullied> say what cunt
12:45:00 <Skirmish> Christopher has gone hyperactive fill retard.
12:45:00 <Skirmish> full*
12:45:00 <Christopher> nah start
12:45:00 <Christopher> come one bro
12:45:00 <Christopher> i would end u
12:45:00 <bullied> http://oi60.tinypic.com/2a7g3dv.jpg
12:46:00 <Skirmish> You would Christopher. You are a man of herculean strength. I fear you.
12:46:00 <Christopher> nah if u came
12:46:00 <bullied> i break you like a kitkat bar m8
12:46:00 <Christopher> i would get my big stick
12:46:00 <Christopher> smash u in ribs
12:47:00 <Skirmish> Of course you would.
12:47:00 <Christopher> yes i would
12:47:00 <Digerati> bullied, nice photo, does the photo go with the scotch and drugs you have in the background ?
12:47:00 <Christopher> and cops would go u deserved it
12:47:00 <Skirmish> You should fight professionally in MMA comps.
12:47:00 <bullied> sure it does thomas
12:47:00 <bullied> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
12:47:00 <Christopher> ive had cops not want to sort stuff out
12:47:00 <Digerati> stfu beeh
12:47:00 <Christopher> cause of weapons
12:48:00 <Christopher> dont start on chris
12:48:00 <Christopher> i cant beat u the fuck up
12:48:00 <Christopher> and get away with it
12:48:00 <Christopher> can even
12:48:00 <bullied> http://oi60.tinypic.com/r7oux0.jpg
12:48:00 <Skirmish> You are a criminal genius indeed Christopher.
12:48:00 <Christopher> actually i am
12:48:00 <Christopher> u dont know half of it
12:48:00 <Skirmish> You should change your nick to Austnet_Penguin
12:49:00 <Christopher> u should suck my dick
12:49:00 <Skirmish> I don't touch junkies sorry.
12:49:00 <Christopher> im in luck then
12:49:00 <Christopher> i not a junkie
12:49:00 <bullied> buying wine in a bottle is waste of my money
12:50:00 <Skirmish> Yes you are Christopher. You're a junky.
12:50:00 <Christopher> nope
12:50:00 <Christopher> weed once a week
12:50:00 <Christopher> is not junkie
12:50:00 <bee_girl> Enuf with the hate peeps
12:50:00 <bullied> http://oi62.tinypic.com/16k84uq.jpg
12:50:00 <Christopher> Skirmish i could kill u and get away with it
12:50:00 <Christopher> cause i am crazy
12:50:00 <bullied> me with my tranny girl
12:51:00 <Skirmish> Junky crazy.
12:51:00 <Christopher> nope
12:51:00 <Christopher> scumish
12:51:00 <Christopher> i could kill u get locked in mental ward
12:51:00 <Christopher> be out in 3 years
12:51:00 <bullied> 4n half
12:51:00 <Christopher> u wanta start
12:52:00 <bullied> one punch law are now sex years
12:52:00 <bee_girl> It's establish u dislike each other
12:52:00 <bee_girl> Now shut up already or take it in private
12:52:00 <bullied> here is a good
12:52:00 <bee_girl> No one cares to witness ur nastiness
12:52:00 <bullied> we wont see things going on in pvt
12:53:00 <Christopher> 4 years easy life
12:53:00 <Christopher> to take down Skirmish
12:54:00 <Christopher> i could put up with that
12:54:00 <bullied> burn him in his 1950's ute
12:54:00 <Skirmish> bee_girl: I'm not even really involved in his mental snap.
12:54:00 <Christopher> then fuck off
12:54:00 <Christopher> noone likes u
12:54:00 <Skirmish> I don't have the ute any more bullied. Keep up.
12:55:00 <bee_girl> Chris it's a public channel
12:55:00 <mrgrumpy> You'd both be more likely to fuck one another senseless :P go release some of that testosterone on one another
12:55:00 <bullied> we steal one for you
12:55:00 <Christopher> but he is faggot
12:55:00 <Christopher> i hate faggots
12:55:00 <bee_girl> mrgrumpy: that could work
12:55:00 <bullied> norell and I suck each other so good
12:55:00 <bee_girl> It would be more entertaining than Thai
12:55:00 <bee_girl> This
12:55:00 <Christopher> i want to eat bee_girl
12:56:00 <Skirmish> Not sure why I am being included in Christopher's mental snap guys but I'd appreciate it if I was left out.
12:56:00 <Skirmish> The ops will deal with him soon enough.
12:56:00 <Christopher> nup
12:56:00 <bullied> eat her cream dripping muff immediately
12:56:00 <Christopher> i would
12:56:00 <bullied> brb poopa
12:56:00 <mrgrumpy> not sure if I really care to know the details, but at least it'd stop them typing with each other's cocks in their hands
12:57:00 <bullied> i need to shave my head again
12:58:00 <Christopher> u wanker
12:58:00 <Christopher> u sniff paint
12:58:00 <Christopher> not Skirmish
12:59:00 <Skirmish> Lunch tiem.
12:59:00 <Christopher> piss off then
13:00:00 <Christopher> use a fake name
13:00:00 <Christopher> Skirmish
13:00:00 <Christopher> cant own up to who u are
13:00:00 <Christopher> fucken weak dog
13:00:00 <Skirmish> lol I linked you a picture of myself.
13:00:00 <bullied> stop fleeching the govt on the dole ya cunts get on the feet and find some jobs
13:00:00 <Skirmish> I live in Newcastle, I work for Customs Australia. What else would you like to know Christopher?
13:00:00 <bullied> well said
13:01:00 <DemonsRun> Lulz
13:01:00 <DemonsRun> I know who he is.
13:01:00 <Christopher> who
13:01:00 <bullied> who
13:01:00 <Christopher> and here comes faggot1
13:01:00 <DemonsRun> I know exactly who skirmish is.
13:01:00 <DemonsRun> Hello b1.
13:01:00 <Christopher> he is faggot
13:01:00 <Christopher> like b1
13:01:00 <bullied> I m married to norell my new transvestite girlfriend
13:02:00 <Bastardly_One> are you two having fun or want a number to call the CAT team on his arse
13:02:00 <Christopher> call them
13:02:00 <Christopher> i dare u
13:02:00 <Bastardly_One> 'ello braticus
13:02:00 <bullied> she cares for me more than any girls would
13:02:00 <Christopher> i will tell them go away
13:02:00 <Christopher> u will get charged
13:02:00 <bullied> trannies are the best
13:02:00 <Christopher> with public nusience
13:02:00 <Bastardly_One> if someone calls the cat team on you they don't exactly go away
13:02:00 <DemonsRun> Lulz
13:02:00 <DemonsRun> The amount of retard is too much
13:03:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're having an episode
13:03:00 <Christopher> call them
13:03:00 <bullied> women are shite
13:03:00 <Christopher> i need company
13:03:00 <Christopher> they need relaxed day too
13:03:00 <Christopher> be like break for them
13:03:00 <bullied> they only cares for own wellbeing and their kids
13:03:00 <Christopher> do it
13:03:00 <bullied> not even
13:03:00 <Bastardly_One> I expect all the nutters will go off this week
13:03:00 <Christopher> i down with mental health and cops
13:04:00 <bullied> Alien breeder
13:04:00 <Bastardly_One> Christmas tends to do it
13:04:00 <PieterClaus> sweet potato
13:04:00 <PieterClaus> IM EATING SWEET POTATO
13:04:00 <PieterClaus> I thought it was normal potato bake:(
13:04:00 <PieterClaus> ahh well , they got the cheese right :p
13:04:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet potato bake is ... well sweet potato fuckwit
13:04:00 <bullied> i could eat 6 hash brownies right now
13:05:00 <bullied> i toast them into the ovan
13:05:00 <DemonsRun> Bullied, shut the Fuck up.
13:05:00 <DemonsRun> Its gotta be retard hour
13:05:00 <bullied> stop bullying me then DemonsRun
13:07:00 <bullied> rofl
13:07:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously ... school holidays
13:07:00 <Bastardly_One> this is why they should be illegal
13:07:00 <Skirmish> What does school holidays have to do with Christopher and Beehhh?
13:08:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea ... give it time more will show
13:08:00 <Bastardly_One> thought that when I typed it
13:08:00 <bullied> http://myapplecidervinegar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Bragg-Apple-Cider-Vinegar.jpg
13:08:00 <Fez> Hi skirmish
13:08:00 <Skirmish> Hi Fez
13:09:00 <Bastardly_One> My son finds out if he has fibro today
13:09:00 <Bastardly_One> poor cunt
13:09:00 <Christopher> wheres ya mate pokintheanus
13:09:00 <Christopher> Skirmish
13:09:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't spell the rest of the word
13:09:00 <Lumeah2> Fibromyalgia?
13:10:00 <Lumeah2> Or fibrosis
13:10:00 <Bastardly_One> first one
13:10:00 <Bastardly_One> still not spelt right
13:10:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the foot circulation problem apparently
13:10:00 <Fez> Google it
13:11:00 <Fez> Itll come up with correct spelling
13:11:00 <Lumeah2> Needs to do low to moderate exercise.. I know its contradictory. It help.
13:11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah apparently it does
13:11:00 <Lumeah2> *helps
13:11:00 <Lumeah2> Yup
13:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I know people with it in the face, back and legs
13:11:00 <Bastardly_One> his mother apparently has it all over
13:12:00 <Bastardly_One> like they did a pain test and she even has pain in the baby maker apparently but doesn't notice
13:13:00 <Bastardly_One> so, I am gonna have to adopt
13:13:00 <Bastardly_One> if I want a kid to look after me in old age :P
13:13:00 <Bastardly_One> jk
13:13:00 <Bastardly_One> Lum, I did say something by the way
13:13:00 <Bastardly_One> to his mother ... you know what I'm talking about
13:14:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't go down to well
13:14:00 <Fez> Thats why you date younger chicks
13:14:00 <Fez> Baahaahaahaaaaaa
13:14:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
13:14:00 <Skirmish> lol
13:14:00 <Lumeah> yeah?
13:14:00 <Lumeah> she freek out?
13:14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah
13:14:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
13:14:00 <Bastardly_One> she justified it all
13:14:00 <Lumeah> what!!
13:14:00 <Lumeah> lol
13:14:00 <Bastardly_One> with pure anger in her voice
13:14:00 <Lumeah> rrrrrighttttttttt
13:15:00 <Lumeah> omg..
13:15:00 <Bastardly_One> anything that helps him is ok by her
13:15:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
13:15:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking stupid bitch
13:15:00 <Bastardly_One> but yes, moving on
13:15:00 <Lumeah> lol doesn't care about anyone else then.
13:15:00 <Lumeah> lol
13:15:00 <Lumeah> yes right along..
13:16:00 <Bastardly_One> all I can say is the shit she justified ... I was he wasn't legally an adult
13:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be DOCSing it right now
13:16:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hopeless
13:16:00 <Lumeah> lol
13:16:00 <Lumeah> fck man.
13:16:00 <Fez> Didnt we move along?
13:16:00 <Lumeah> brb
13:17:00 <Fez> Or did we just bullshit that part
13:17:00 <Fez> Oh no
13:17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shooosh
13:17:00 <Bastardly_One> gets me way mad
13:17:00 <Fez> It was merely a joke
13:17:00 <Skirmish> If it's a conversation that you've had in private, and you have to be secretive about it, wouldn't it make more sense to revisit that conversation in private instead of pretending to be austnet's version of James Bond?
13:17:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
13:17:00 <Fez> I get it
13:17:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh we had it in public
13:17:00 <Fez> Its all a joke
13:17:00 <Bastardly_One> but I decided not to discuss it around you
13:17:00 <Fez> Hi demonsrun
13:17:00 <DemonsRun> Hi Fez
13:17:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd just make fucked comments
13:17:00 <Bastardly_One> when I'm all round disgusted
13:18:00 <Skirmish> You decided not to have the discussion around me, so you have it in a channel I am in.
13:18:00 <Skirmish> Good talk. Glad we had it. Go team.
13:18:00 <DemonsRun> Logic skirmish.
13:18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:18:00 <Fez> Bahhahaahahah
13:18:00 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: Of course! That special kind of retard logic that makes sense to some.
13:19:00 <Bastardly_One> alright here's one bit
13:19:00 <DemonsRun> I did say it was that hour.
13:19:00 <Skirmish> I am far from interested. Take it to PM.
13:19:00 <Bastardly_One> what kind of mother lets a kid with mental issues to Es
13:19:00 <DemonsRun> Though he's still not as bad as the others
13:19:00 <Bastardly_One> and do them with him?
13:20:00 <Skirmish> The same type of woman that would screw you I am guessing.
13:20:00 <DemonsRun> Ouch
13:20:00 <Fez> Wasb1 around for his kid?
13:20:00 <DemonsRun> Uh oh
13:20:00 <Fez> But he isbitching bout the woman who was there
13:21:00 <Fez> Neat
13:21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not the half of it either ... he's committing the worse crime in the world in my book
13:21:00 <Bastardly_One> all with her knowledge
13:21:00 <DemonsRun> Worst*
13:21:00 <Bastardly_One> ta
13:21:00 <DemonsRun> Mhm
13:21:00 <Fez> Whats the worst crime?
13:22:00 <Fez> Do u know about this crime
13:22:00 <Fez> ?
13:22:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly
13:22:00 <Bastardly_One> not a thing I can do about it
13:22:00 <DemonsRun> It is actually a crime?
13:22:00 <Skirmish> So what are you going to do about it big daddy B1? Tell austnet about it and try milk it for some sympathy or actually take some serious action?
13:22:00 <Fez> So u know about it too
13:22:00 <Bastardly_One> except report it and make it worse
13:22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah brat it is
13:22:00 <DemonsRun> Then report it. Duh
13:22:00 <Skirmish> ^
13:22:00 <Fez> ^
13:23:00 <Skirmish> Ring police. Report drugs. Done.
13:23:00 <DemonsRun> Don't bit h, just do.
13:23:00 <DemonsRun> Bitch even
13:23:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like your son could do with a reality check.
13:23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not drugs
13:23:00 <Fez> If u both know about it u cant bitch that she knows about it
13:23:00 <Bastardly_One> no fucking shit
13:23:00 <Skirmish> E's aren't drugs?
13:23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my point ... he needs a big wake up call
13:23:00 <Bastardly_One> the crime isn't drugs
13:23:00 <Bastardly_One> he's with a 13yr old ffs
13:23:00 <Fez> What is the crime
13:24:00 <DemonsRun> Then report it you idiot.
13:24:00 <Fez> Dob him ib
13:24:00 <Bastardly_One> online or not ... that's a crime
13:24:00 <Fez> In
13:24:00 <Fez> Tell her parents
13:24:00 <Bastardly_One> what do you think I'm fighting about with them?
13:24:00 <Fez> Cut his dixk off
13:24:00 <Fez> Its your son
13:24:00 <Bastardly_One> drugs? I can talk
13:24:00 <Fez> You do something about it
13:24:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont give a fuck about his maturity level
13:24:00 <Bastardly_One> that's disgusting
13:24:00 <Bobba> hello
13:24:00 <PieterClaus> ITS A FETT
13:25:00 <Fez> Dude.. why let your son fuck a 13yo?
13:25:00 <Lumeah2> ...
13:25:00 <Lumeah2> Excuse me?
13:25:00 <PieterClaus> YOURE EXCUSED!
13:25:00 <Lumeah2> Hey piety
13:25:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly, am I allowing it?
13:25:00 <PieterClaus> HI !
13:25:00 <PieterClaus> :P
13:25:00 <DemonsRun> Uh, yes
13:26:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking tools ... in fact I've made a report
13:26:00 <DemonsRun> I call bullshit
13:26:00 <Skirmish> Yeah me too.
13:26:00 <Fez> Where is your son now?
13:26:00 <Fez> With the 13 yo?
13:27:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like another episode of Home & Away written by B1.
13:27:00 <Bastardly_One> hopefully being locked up with his mother by the doctor
13:27:00 <Bastardly_One> I said it was online and not real life
13:27:00 <Bastardly_One> but still ... that's fucking bad
13:27:00 <DemonsRun> No, you didnt
13:27:00 <Skirmish> lol doctors are locking him up?
13:28:00 <Skirmish> Hang on ... he's "with" a 13yo online?
13:28:00 <Skirmish> LOL
13:28:00 <Skirmish> NEWS FLASH! There is less age gap between your son and his online 13yo hoochie than the girls you hit on B1.
13:28:00 <Fez> Oh so he in fucking a 13yo
13:28:00 <DemonsRun> ... Example 1.
13:28:00 <Fez> In/isnt
13:29:00 <mrgrumpy> "If there's grass on the pitch let's play" ?
13:29:00 <PieterClaus> is there ever a time when you people dont need to sit here critising shit that you wont change ?
13:29:00 <Bobba> fine. bye
13:29:00 <Bastardly_One> go whack up and fuck up
13:29:00 <Lumeah2> Or shit thay done themselves
13:29:00 <PieterClaus> Lumeah2: They're dreamers
13:29:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, if you use this convo against me it pretty much proves how low you are
13:29:00 <PieterClaus> They're dont'ers
13:30:00 <DemonsRun> You put it out there b1, be fair.
13:30:00 <PieterClaus> IM A DOER !
13:30:00 <PieterClaus> =p
13:30:00 <Bastardly_One> so?
13:30:00 <Skirmish> Dude you're either making this story up from scratch or you're milking it for some irc sympathy.
13:30:00 <DemonsRun> You didn't want to have it around him, then completely open up so he CAN give you shit
13:30:00 <Skirmish> How low are you?
13:30:00 <DemonsRun> You can't complain.
13:30:00 <Bastardly_One> shit needed to get out ... but it doesn't need to be used against me
13:30:00 <DemonsRun> Then don't put it on here!
13:30:00 <PieterClaus> thank fuck you people are in here and not out on the street
13:30:00 <DemonsRun> You could have very easily pm'd her instead
13:31:00 <Lumeah2> PieterClaus: they better be dreaming
13:31:00 <DemonsRun> But you didn't.
13:31:00 <Skirmish> How do you know that he is chatting up a 13yo online B1?
13:31:00 <Fez> I thought the son was fucking a 13yo
13:32:00 <Skirmish> Fez: Nah mate he's just chatting one up online.
13:32:00 <Fez> Does the 13yo have a namw
13:32:00 <Bastardly_One> she's like "has he told you how old I am?" ... "guess you
13:32:00 <Bastardly_One> will find out sooner than later
13:32:00 <Bastardly_One> found out and went off my head
13:32:00 <Skirmish> So you're now chatting to a 13yo online too?
13:32:00 <PieterClaus> fuck this , im going for another bike ride
13:32:00 <Fez> Youre chatting to a 13yo b1?
13:32:00 <Bastardly_One> no, she's hacked his FB
13:32:00 <PieterClaus> im addicted to fitness now :/
13:33:00 <Skirmish> By hacked you mean she probably just used his phone app.
13:33:00 <PieterClaus> my legs are the width of 3 heads now
13:33:00 <Fez> 13yo hacker?
13:33:00 <Skirmish> I don't imagine many 13yo's hacking the planet.
13:33:00 <PieterClaus> ok 2.5
13:34:00 <PieterClaus> Lumeah: I got dumb n dumber to and horrible bosses 2 ;p
13:34:00 <Lumeah> yeah?
13:34:00 <Skirmish> This story of yours has so many holes in it B1. Work on it and come back to us with your next draft of the dramas of your life.
13:36:00 <DemonsRun> I need a gun.
13:36:00 <Fez> How many bullets?
13:36:00 <Lumeah> so do i..
13:36:00 <Bastardly_One> make that 3
13:37:00 <Lumeah> 4
13:37:00 <Fez> Didnt ask u b1
13:37:00 <Bastardly_One> was I talking to you moron?
13:37:00 <Lumeah> did't ask you either.
13:37:00 <Bastardly_One> I was talking about needing a gun
13:37:00 <Fez> I did ask if you were talking to a 13yo
13:37:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking sick of you idiot
13:37:00 <Fez> I was talking bout how many bullets
13:38:00 <Fez> U said 4
13:38:00 <Fez> Btw. Demonsrun was talking about needing a gun
13:38:00 <Bastardly_One> there is only one person I really want to hurt on irc
13:38:00 <Bastardly_One> you are it
13:38:00 <Fez> U just said a number
13:38:00 <Bastardly_One> just shut up you absolute spastic
13:38:00 <Fez> Im correct though
13:38:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
13:39:00 <Fez> You are not.
13:40:00 <Fez> Go chat to the 13yo mire b1
13:40:00 <Fez> More*
13:40:00 <Fez> If ya son got reported i hope u do too
13:40:00 <Fez> Cya.
13:44:00 <Bastardly_One> are any of you following this The Interview movie story?
13:45:00 <PieterClaus> theres no way the DPRK had any role in that
13:46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm tempted to think America did it themselves
13:46:00 <PieterClaus> oh they did
13:46:00 <PieterClaus> I believe it too
13:46:00 <Bastardly_One> but to make the movie in the first place is asking for shit
13:46:00 <PieterClaus> its a freekin moovie
13:46:00 <Bastardly_One> what did they expect?
13:47:00 <PieterClaus> but then people here believe anything thats on tv
13:47:00 <Bastardly_One> not the point ... what would happen if some country made a movie about assassinating the president of the US?
13:47:00 <Bastardly_One> it would be considered a provocative statement right?
13:55:00 <Ana_Ng> pretty sure that's been done many times already
13:55:00 <Ana_Ng> GET OFF MY PLANE
13:56:00 <Bastardly_One> you get what I mean though
13:56:00 <Bastardly_One> you guys think you can do what the fuck you like
13:56:00 <Ana_Ng> free speech?
13:56:00 <Bastardly_One> Islamaphobic movies
13:56:00 <Bastardly_One> now making movies totally provoking a mad midget
13:57:00 <Bastardly_One> free speech and arrogance are a bit different
13:57:00 <Ana_Ng> not really
13:57:00 <Bastardly_One> said like a true American
13:57:00 <Ana_Ng> if you think arrogance should not be published, then you've given up on your own free speech
13:58:00 <Ana_Ng> by all means, throw away every novel you've ever read
13:58:00 <Ana_Ng> there's probably some arrogance in there
13:58:00 <Bastardly_One> you morons just want another war full stop
13:58:00 <Ana_Ng> are you really defending Kim Jong-un?
13:58:00 <Bastardly_One> can't provoke Putin so now you're going after the mental midget again
13:59:00 <Ana_Ng> do you really believe that there should be no art that comments on batshit crazy world leaders?
13:59:00 <Bastardly_One> in that case there should be one about the US
13:59:00 <Ana_Ng> were you opposed to Jacques-Louis David and the artists of the French Revolution?
13:59:00 <Bastardly_One> if we're talking batshit crazy world leaders
13:59:00 <Ana_Ng> do you feel as if you can't insult Tony Abbott on IRC?
14:00:00 <Ana_Ng> do you honestly think that should be controlled?
14:00:00 <Ana_Ng> free speech isn't about defending popular speech.
14:00:00 <Ana_Ng> that doesn't need defending
14:00:00 <Bastardly_One> what's that to do with making a movie about assassinating a current world leader?
14:00:00 <PieterClaus> https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/p296x100/1487283_487144478061561_1660892553_n.jpg?oh=c00812ead65a6fcf3229eb21eeb42504&oe=553DB474
14:00:00 <Ana_Ng> it's free speech, plain and simple
14:00:00 <PieterClaus> love it:))
14:00:00 <Bastardly_One> and thinking that's fine and dandy without him getting pissy about it?
14:01:00 <Ana_Ng> getting pissy?
14:01:00 <Bastardly_One> free speech ... complete provocation
14:01:00 <Ana_Ng> pretty sure it's more than that
14:01:00 <Ana_Ng> why can't you answer my questions
14:01:00 <PieterClaus> FUCK IT
14:01:00 <Ana_Ng> where do you draw the line?
14:01:00 <PieterClaus> stupid rain starts just as im about to walk out
14:01:00 <Bastardly_One> what? you think he was gonna just say ... oh yeah very funny America! ho ho ho!
14:01:00 <Bastardly_One> I think not
14:01:00 <Bastardly_One> so the rain is starting in Melb
14:02:00 <Bastardly_One> great ... I bet I get caught in it up here
14:02:00 <Bastardly_One> I got shit to do in a min
14:02:00 <Ana_Ng> unfortunately nobody gives a shit about Abbott, so nothing will ever been done about assassinating him
14:02:00 <Ana_Ng> must be nice living in such a feckless country
14:02:00 <PieterClaus> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2883651/U-S-military-shot-MH370-thought-hacked-used-terror-attack-claims-former-airline-boss.html
14:02:00 <Ana_Ng> norway could overthrow australia if it wanted to
14:03:00 <Ana_Ng> nice to know that you would roll over and curb your speech if your country demanded it
14:03:00 <Ana_Ng> take it up the ass
14:03:00 <Ana_Ng> all you do all day is exercise free speech
14:03:00 <Ana_Ng> and you'd give it up for some false sense of security
14:03:00 <Bastardly_One> there's free speech and then there's provocation
14:04:00 <Ana_Ng> um
14:04:00 <Bastardly_One> how can it not be seen as provocation?
14:04:00 <Bastardly_One> to a mad man like him
14:04:00 <Ana_Ng> ask yourself
14:04:00 <Ana_Ng> has provocative material been issued about other peole
14:04:00 <Ana_Ng> people
14:05:00 <Ana_Ng> did they react in a way that is not proportional?
14:05:00 <Bastardly_One> other people aren't some little crazed Korean
14:05:00 <Bastardly_One> who is a puppet of his aunt
14:05:00 <Ana_Ng> so, we're supposed to pander to him?
14:05:00 <PieterClaus> http://www.mapmyride.com/workout/823509403?fb_action_ids=10152938978873259&fb_action_types=fitness.bikes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=[721709214591100]&action_type_map=[%22fitness.bikes%22]&action_ref_map=[]
14:05:00 <PieterClaus> i love it :)
14:05:00 <Ana_Ng> he's already won your heart i can see
14:05:00 <Bastardly_One> who is in charge of their forces
14:05:00 <Ana_Ng> maybe you should move there
14:05:00 <Ana_Ng> who cares
14:06:00 <Ana_Ng> let him attack the united states over a seth rogen movie
14:06:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares? that bitch is intent on attacking the west
14:06:00 <Ana_Ng> it will be the best thing that ever happened to his people?
14:06:00 <Bastardly_One> do you think he cares about his people?
14:06:00 <Ana_Ng> let him attack us - then we can knock pyongyang out
14:07:00 <Bastardly_One> this is my point ... the US don't care ... they think they have the right to do what they want and if anyone gets offended it's fuck you we'll bomb you into submission
14:07:00 <Ana_Ng> gets offended?
14:07:00 <Ana_Ng> you're the one who thinks that offending should be illegal
14:08:00 <Doodle> americans should be illegal
14:08:00 <Ana_Ng> maybe you missed WWII, where we inherited that role - the u.s. didn't ask for it
14:08:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ
14:08:00 <Ana_Ng> you don't have to spend money on military because we do
14:08:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, I am speaking English yes?
14:08:00 <Doodle> speak murrkn
14:08:00 <Bastardly_One> because all I see is Team Amerian fuck yeah!
14:09:00 <Bastardly_One> we can do what we want!
14:09:00 <Ana_Ng> it's nice to know that you think art should not be created if it offends people
14:09:00 <Bastardly_One> on that note ... I've things to do
14:09:00 <Bastardly_One> My point was and is
14:09:00 <Bastardly_One> how can you expect him not to react?
14:09:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
14:09:00 <Bastardly_One> bbl ... stuff to do
14:09:00 <Ana_Ng> why do you think it wasn't expected?
14:10:00 <Ana_Ng> why do you think speech should be curbed to placate anyone?
14:10:00 <Doodle> spoken like a true american
14:10:00 <Ana_Ng> that is really sad to know that you'd burn all your books, destroy all film and artwork because it might be offensive
14:11:00 <Doodle> cos amercans are strangers to book burning and all
14:11:00 <Ana_Ng> apparently you guys support it
14:11:00 <Doodle> unfortunately not many americans realise there is more to life than 'freedom' and 'liberty'
14:11:00 <Doodle> for some people its about 'survival'
14:12:00 <Ana_Ng> wow so you're going to talk about american stereotypes instead of addressing me
14:12:00 <Ana_Ng> typical australian
14:12:00 <Ana_Ng> somewhat dim with no argument
14:12:00 <Doodle> so you have a go at me for doing the same thing you just did
14:12:00 <Doodle> lol
14:12:00 <Ana_Ng> keep drinking your Foster's mate
14:12:00 <mrgrumpy> snap!
14:12:00 <Doodle> nobody in australia drinks fosters
14:12:00 <Ana_Ng> that's the point
14:12:00 <Doodle> its garbage we export to you people
14:12:00 <Doodle> hahaha
14:12:00 <Doodle> rage much
14:12:00 <mrgrumpy> oh thank fuck for that
14:13:00 <mrgrumpy> arrogant yankey twat
14:13:00 <Doodle> how come nobody on here can have an argument without fucking off anymore
14:13:00 <mrgrumpy> because it's so easy to do
14:13:00 <mrgrumpy> although she did get banned rather than leave of her own accord
14:14:00 <Doodle> well she has been here long enough to know that would get her banned
14:14:00 <mrgrumpy> true, but then again there's no excusing stupidity
14:14:00 <Doodle> anyway, if the rest of the world was like america it would cave in from the weight
14:14:00 <Doodle> and the stupidity
14:15:00 <mrgrumpy> the problem with Americans is that they feel they're in the right
14:15:00 <pEDDLE`pIET> bbl
14:15:00 <mrgrumpy> sorry to those from the other Americas don't want to tar you all with the same brush
14:16:00 <Doodle> when i hear an american accent on the phone or irl it immediately pisses me off
14:16:00 <Doodle> cos its usually the loudest voice ofc
14:17:00 <mrgrumpy> aussies get pretty loud too though
14:17:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I have to admit I am the same. Sucks working in an area where there are many multi-nationals.
14:17:00 <Doodle> yeah but we dont have stupid american accents
14:17:00 <mrgrumpy> most "foreign" accents will stand out in a crowd
14:17:00 <Skirmish> Women with british accents give me hard ons.
14:17:00 <Doodle> omg
14:17:00 <Doodle> irish chicks
14:17:00 <Bastardly_One> our accent is the worse ever IMO
14:17:00 <Doodle> instaboner
14:18:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're overseas and hear another Australian
14:18:00 <Doodle> top o the mornin to ye lad
14:18:00 <Doodle> boioioioing
14:18:00 <Bastardly_One> you realise how bad our accent is
14:18:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like a high pitched buzzsaw
14:18:00 <Doodle> our accent is fine, we just talk fast
14:18:00 <Doodle> too fast for the murrrkns
14:19:00 <Bastardly_One> we do talk fast
14:19:00 <mrgrumpy> we do lol
14:19:00 <Bastardly_One> but not as fast as those indian bastards
14:19:00 <mrgrumpy> although I hate it when I slow down I think I sound as though I'm talking to a retard
14:19:00 <Doodle> slash american
14:19:00 <Bastardly_One> My american friends can almost speak Australian
14:19:00 <Bastardly_One> they're getting there
14:20:00 <Bastardly_One> I only have one speed
14:20:00 <mrgrumpy> yeah hated being over there and needing to repeat myself
14:20:00 <Bastardly_One> full boar
14:20:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh dude!
14:20:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me about it
14:20:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that's where I got so repetetive
14:20:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's just stuck
14:21:00 <Doodle> far out
14:21:00 <Bastardly_One> where'd you go? I spent a lot of time in Washington State
14:21:00 <Doodle> i need to buy a new washing basket
14:21:00 <mrgrumpy> New York
14:21:00 <Doodle> but i cant fit one in my car
14:21:00 <Bastardly_One> and a bit of time in other interesting places
14:21:00 <mrgrumpy> which really surprised me being a world city and all
14:22:00 <mrgrumpy> I found the Germans and French understood me better than in the States
14:22:00 <Bastardly_One> just the main part or did you go into the boroughs?
14:22:00 <Bastardly_One> got a friend there who I can never discuss 9/11 with
14:22:00 <mrgrumpy> I went into the boroughs
14:22:00 <Bastardly_One> as she actually lost a friend in it
14:23:00 <Bastardly_One> and people were still rude?
14:23:00 <mrgrumpy> in New York?
14:23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
14:23:00 <mrgrumpy> they weren't terrible
14:23:00 <mrgrumpy> but not as friendly as in France or Germany
14:23:00 <Bastardly_One> I loved Seattle
14:23:00 <mrgrumpy> the Swiss are amazing - but politeness is ingrained in them
14:23:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps like Melbourne in certain ways
14:24:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, tie it to the roof?
14:24:00 <Doodle> lol
14:24:00 <Doodle> no
14:25:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just around the corner to albert st
14:25:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares?
14:25:00 <Doodle> i cant tie anything to the roof
14:25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah good point
14:25:00 <mrgrumpy> do it wog style with a few ockey straps
14:26:00 <Doodle> i think i'll just use another car
14:26:00 <Doodle> one with a boot
14:26:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: Buy it online and get it delivered?
14:27:00 <Doodle> not really worth it
14:27:00 <Doodle> it would be like $2 for the basket and $10 delivery
14:27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah $4 basket
14:27:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
14:27:00 <Doodle> i'll just borrow someones normal car
14:28:00 <Bastardly_One> how lazy are you?
14:29:00 <Bastardly_One> walk ... 10 mins
14:29:00 <Doodle> walk
14:29:00 <Doodle> walk?
14:29:00 <Skirmish> Poor people walk.
14:29:00 <Bastardly_One> pffffffffffft
14:29:00 <Doodle> i dont walk, i skip
14:29:00 <Doodle> everywhere
14:29:00 <Bastardly_One> well, skip ... wait an hour
14:29:00 <Bastardly_One> so I get down there and laugh
14:30:00 <Doodle> lol
14:31:00 <Bastardly_One> I just noticed
14:31:00 <Doodle> also thanks all you ps4 owning cunts for ruining gtao for the rest of us
14:31:00 <Bastardly_One> did ana leave in a rage?
14:31:00 <Doodle> queues for every job
14:31:00 <Doodle> yes
14:31:00 <Doodle> i pissed her off
14:31:00 <mrgrumpy> lol yeah
14:31:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hang on ... there was an article about that
14:31:00 <Bastardly_One> the PS3 thing on GTA V
14:31:00 <Bastardly_One> and yw
14:31:00 <Doodle> cunts
14:31:00 <Bastardly_One> they were going on about support for it
14:31:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme see
14:32:00 <Skirmish> Lucky we're all hella interested in this. Thanks Doodle.
14:32:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking IGN hurry up
14:32:00 <Doodle> lol
14:32:00 <Doodle> well it was either that or bash americans for the next hour
14:33:00 <Bastardly_One> online heists are coming too
14:33:00 <Doodle> yeah i saw that
14:33:00 <Doodle> i dont have any friends
14:33:00 <Doodle> only the people in my crew
14:33:00 <Doodle> and theyre cockheads
14:34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I hear ya ... and the only one who plays it on PS4 on my list is Loof
14:35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
14:35:00 <Bastardly_One> http://au.ign.com/articles/2014/12/19/rockstar-will-support-last-gen-gta-v-for-as-long-as-we-can
14:35:00 <Bastardly_One> time for a PS4 son
14:36:00 <Doodle> yeah i'm buying myself one for my bday
14:36:00 <Bastardly_One> do not get the crew
14:37:00 <Doodle> not planning to
14:37:00 <Bastardly_One> it's totally online but not really a single player game in any aspect and is all hype
14:37:00 <Doodle> all i want is gtav
14:37:00 <Bastardly_One> get drive club too
14:37:00 <Doodle> i heard its buggy
14:37:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll enjoy that and GT 7 is two years away
14:37:00 <Bastardly_One> it's improving ... that's more their servers at times
14:38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a bit over it but now it's improving it's ... not bad
14:38:00 <Bastardly_One> totally arcade though
14:38:00 <Bastardly_One> and you do need to be part of a five man club
14:38:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's easy ... I could kick off another random in mine
14:38:00 <Doodle> five man club
14:38:00 <Doodle> sounds gay
14:39:00 <Doodle> are girls allowed
14:39:00 <Bastardly_One> if they want ... what girls play driving games?
14:39:00 <Doodle> butch ones
14:39:00 <Doodle> :/
14:40:00 <Bastardly_One> so good being that lazy I can turn the ps4 on with voice though
14:41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm play lego marvel superheros at the moment
14:41:00 <Bastardly_One> so much fun
14:41:00 <Bastardly_One> back to GTA V for a min
14:41:00 <Bastardly_One> with Target pulling it from their shelves
14:42:00 <Bastardly_One> ironically that's where I got the PS3 version the day of it's release
14:50:00 <Skirmish> So .. how about those American accents Doodle?>
14:52:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish
14:52:00 <Bastardly_One> only because I know you like him
14:52:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a good mau5 compilation you might want to get
14:52:00 <Skirmish> Stop talking to me.
14:53:00 <Bastardly_One> remember that when I post
14:53:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
14:53:00 <Skirmish> Did you suffer a serious head trauma in your youth or do you possibly have a degenerative brain disease? How can you be so consistently dumb?
15:00:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back DemonsRun :)
15:00:00 <DemonsRun> Ty gorgeous
15:01:00 <DemonsRun> What time do you finish Skirmish?
15:01:00 <Skirmish> 6
15:02:00 <Fez> So yea
15:02:00 <Fez> Karmas a bitch
15:03:00 <Fez> She bites ya hard when she does
15:03:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1ZiaUHUAbM
15:03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Prototypes - Abyss VIP (Jan 10, 2014) 4:46 - Category: Music - 6,929 views - 81 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
15:04:00 <DemonsRun> You might have to call later then
15:04:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I can maybe do that.
15:04:00 <DemonsRun> Actually, how bout now? Just while I'm waiting for a friend to get home
15:05:00 <Skirmish> Got a little bit going on still at the moment.
15:05:00 <DemonsRun> Pfft
15:05:00 <DemonsRun> You suck
15:06:00 <DemonsRun> I should have worn shorts
15:06:00 <Fez> I have a ph
15:06:00 <Skirmish> lol we had an attempted entry in one of the areas this morning with a guy pretending to be a electricity meter repairman of all things. Paperwork is killing me.
15:29:00 <Digerati> skirmish, what kind of work you do man ?
15:30:00 <Skirmish> I work for customs australia.
15:30:00 <Digerati> nice
15:30:00 <Digerati> i did ISTA in 2001
15:30:00 <Digerati> cert 3
15:30:00 <Skirmish> Sounds fun.
15:30:00 <Digerati> leve 3
15:30:00 <Digerati> level 3
15:30:00 <Digerati> but i never got to work in security
15:31:00 <Digerati> which sucked
15:31:00 <Digerati> they made me do the course
15:31:00 <Digerati> centrelink
15:31:00 <Digerati> work for the dole bs
15:32:00 <Digerati> the teacher that trained us at kangan was a cop at broady
15:32:00 <Digerati> broadmeadows
15:32:00 <Digerati> tough area broady
15:33:00 <Digerati> customs is better work
15:33:00 <Digerati> work at your own pace
15:34:00 <Digerati> you get pushed around as a normal sec guard
15:35:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
15:35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm considering going through it and then getting a CTV licence
15:35:00 <Bastardly_One> which is another day or two
15:36:00 <Skirmish> Go for it. Hope you have a clear criminal record.
15:36:00 <Bastardly_One> surprisingly ... yes
15:37:00 <Fez> Can u pass a piss test
15:37:00 <Skirmish> Testing is done by some employers and even then, not very often.
15:37:00 <Skirmish> A medical and drug testing is not carried out prior to training/licencing.
15:38:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
15:38:00 <Skirmish> It should in my opinion ... but it's not for me to regulate.
15:38:00 <Bastardly_One> agree with that too
15:38:00 <Bastardly_One> look at a percentage of "crowd controllers"
15:39:00 <Bastardly_One> alright
15:39:00 <Bastardly_One> old man shit to do
15:39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna go whittle for an hour before it rains
15:40:00 <B1-not-here> people like me should probably not be allowed near knives
15:40:00 <B1-not-here> but I like it
15:40:00 <B1-not-here> *goes to do so*
15:41:00 <Skirmish> Remember. Knife always should be moving towards you. If you hold the wood and knife at around the same level as your throat you can get a good view of it.
15:51:00 <Digerati> you no like fly lice ?
15:52:00 <bee_girl> http://youtu.be/EDRrwj3fl4U
15:52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ani DiFranco - Amendment (Live 2010) (Oct 16, 2010) 6:47 - Category: Music - views - 251 likes (98.4%), 4 dislikes (1.6%)
15:52:00 <Doodle> boredy bloody bored
15:53:00 <beagle> cant wait to get back on desktop
15:53:00 <beagle> psu arent cheap im getting a loan
15:53:00 <Digerati> yo
15:54:00 <beagle> the one that came with it dies in like few months, pathetic isnt it ? atleast the mother board has good reviews/ratings and computer case is cool
15:54:00 <beagle> hard drive seems fine
15:54:00 <beagle> but they give u a psu that u just about have to live near their shop cause over the 2 years it might die 4 times in warranty
15:54:00 <Digerati> get (enermax) psu
15:54:00 <TheRon> rip joe cocker
15:54:00 <beagle> they told me hewlett packard was good too
15:55:00 <beagle> doesnt quite sound right needs the capitals and dots
15:55:00 <beagle> :P
15:55:00 <beagle> he would been his 70s right ?
15:56:00 <TheRon> 70 yo yes
15:56:00 <beagle> love lift me up where i belong where eagles fly in mountains high
15:56:00 <beagle> was that his song
15:56:00 <beagle> in a duet
15:56:00 <beagle> i have it somewhere'
15:56:00 <TheRon> yes
15:56:00 <beagle> well i guess news sites r gonna tell us how
15:56:00 <beagle> old age ?
15:56:00 <TheRon> dunno
15:56:00 <beagle> drugs ? :/ usually old folks dont do drugs
15:56:00 <Doodle> lung cancer
15:57:00 <beagle> they legalise dope in usa tho n some old ladies go on youtube trying it
15:57:00 <PieterClaus> drugs drugs drugs omg drugs drugs omg omg omg drugs
15:57:00 <PieterClaus> theres a guy who did a proper balloon boy stunt
15:58:00 <bee_girl> Mmmmm nachos
15:58:00 <PieterClaus> attached a shitload of helium balloons to a banana chair and was 8km high up
15:58:00 <bee_girl> Mumma sour cream and guacamole
15:58:00 <PieterClaus> shoots the balloons with a shot gun to slow it down
15:58:00 <PieterClaus> and then freefalls to fuck all and pulls his chute
15:59:00 <PieterClaus> YOURE A GUACAMOLE BEE_GURL!
15:59:00 <PieterClaus> =p
15:59:00 <Doodle> ..
15:59:00 <bee_girl> Cut
15:59:00 <bee_girl> E
15:59:00 <Doodle> -e
16:00:00 <Doodle> +n
16:00:00 <Fez> Im not old enougb
16:01:00 <TheRon> with a little help from my friends
16:01:00 <beagle> just realised ill bet this free telstra sms site records your messages
16:01:00 <beagle> well they have hundreds of mine then
16:01:00 <beagle> they dont let u use less than 3 letters or use swear words
16:01:00 <Loof> gtfo PieterClaus
16:02:00 <Loof> 3R 4O 5C 6K 7S 7P 6I 5E 4T 3E 2R 1 the 4P I E T E R P H I L E ! ! !
16:02:00 <Loof> 4:1)
16:02:00 <TheRon> what would you do if i sang out of tune, would you stand up and walk out on me
16:02:00 <Doodle> lol
16:03:00 <Digerati> definately
16:03:00 <Digerati> cocker got corked
16:04:00 <PieterClaus> hahaha 11 year old gurls lemonade stand was closed down by her local council saying its high risk
16:05:00 <Digerati> i never bothered to listen to his music
16:05:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Chingy - Right Thurr.mp3 (5.12MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:43)
16:06:00 <Digerati> i only know one song of his'
16:06:00 <Digerati> and that's the one you typed in ron
16:06:00 <TheRon> apparently charlie murphy has some awesome stories about joe cocker
16:07:00 <Digerati> starting to love Jeff Buckleys music
16:07:00 <Doodle> 20 years later?
16:07:00 <Digerati> i used to like Rufus Wainright
16:07:00 <Digerati> spose
16:07:00 <Digerati> their songs have meaning
16:07:00 <Doodle> jeff buckley is awesome
16:08:00 <Digerati> he is great
16:08:00 <Doodle> well was
16:08:00 <Digerati> next to Leonard Cohen
16:08:00 <TheRon> he's one of the cohen brothers
16:09:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Paul Simon - You Can Call Me Al.mp3 (4.28MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:40)
16:09:00 <Digerati> cohens music is great, it is traditional
16:10:00 <Digerati> lala
16:10:00 <Digerati> dance me
16:10:00 <Digerati> to the end of love
16:10:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOotsq4soug
16:10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Joe Cocker - You Can Leave Your Hat On (HD) (Jun 3, 2012) 4:20 - Category: Music - 896,776 views - 4,209 likes (98%), 85 dislikes (2%)
16:11:00 <Digerati> hmm, remember that song
16:11:00 <Digerati> keep going
16:11:00 <bee_girl> Goodness
16:11:00 <Doodle> gracious
16:11:00 <TheRon> me
16:12:00 <Doodle> peeps
16:12:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01: can leave her hat on
16:12:00 <JingleBalls> i hope its a busby
16:13:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 INXS - New Sensation.mp3 (5.13MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:36)
16:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> You might want to see me without a hat!
16:14:00 <JingleBalls> :o
16:14:00 <JingleBalls> risque
16:15:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=X5h02ZmeB5c
16:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> :)
16:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm in THAT kinda mood ;)
16:15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Joe Cocker - up where we belong (May 18, 2008) 4:06 - Category: Music - 23,380,478 views - 44,785 likes (98.5%), 660 dislikes (1.5%)
16:15:00 <JingleBalls> hatless kind of mood?
16:16:00 <JingleBalls> now you're talking
16:16:00 <beagle> ill listen to song but the video is just too blurry
16:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
16:17:00 <beagle> how can a lemonade stand be high risk
16:18:00 <beagle> what she sells it too expensive
16:18:00 <JingleBalls> risk of contamination
16:18:00 <JingleBalls> disease
16:18:00 <JingleBalls> gross lemonade
16:18:00 <beagle> for years a icecream truck used to visit my area i went n bought strawberry icecream n they didnt come back
16:18:00 <beagle> $10 for 6
16:18:00 <JingleBalls> does that tell you something
16:18:00 <beagle> lol were they secretly filming me for an ad
16:19:00 <beagle> weird as heck tho that home icecream
16:19:00 <beagle> not toooooo bad for home delivery
16:19:00 <beagle> and as usual if u buy in bulk ya get discount
16:19:00 <JingleBalls> good grief
16:20:00 <beagle> on those ip cameras they sell me a .3 megapixel for 50 then go if u buy three we'll give u the 1 megapixel for 43 each
16:20:00 <JingleBalls> i might penetrate the fridge for some milk for my coffee
16:20:00 <JingleBalls> brb
16:20:00 <beagle> i bought 3 litres
16:20:00 <beagle> youtubes playing a million songs now i started the joe cocker
16:21:00 <beagle> take my breath away
16:21:00 <beagle> i clicked on a faith no more one from out of nowhere n they played the entire album i had stereo up was too drunk to get up and turn it down listened to the lot
16:22:00 <beagle> cept for if they were playing ads
16:22:00 <beagle> :/ hadnt listened faith no more much they dont play it on music rooms much only epic
16:23:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Booty Luv - Boogie 2Nite (Seamus Haji Big Love Edit).mp3 (7.47MB 320kbps Joint Stereo 3:15)
16:23:00 <beagle> so i wake up n neighbours drinking with music up i cant hear till i get close her house tho , i pinch smokes n say ill be home on xmas cause sisters place sucks for parties lol
16:23:00 <beagle> the other sister just made a house
16:23:00 <beagle> so it was going to be at her place
16:23:00 <beagle> that fucking bossy kate ! now its at hers, and its on a hill, its shit for parties
16:24:00 <beagle> mine would been good but neighbour might have one at same time lol that could be good tho we wouldnt drink well she might
16:24:00 <beagle> shes met all my family i think ive met a few too many of her 'friends'
16:25:00 <beagle> few weeks ago she got a dog
16:25:00 <beagle> its a small black puppy mastiff
16:25:00 <beagle> i hope it aint a noisy animal when it grows up
16:25:00 <beagle> so far doesnt bother me at all
16:25:00 <JingleBalls> i'd say you're probably noisier than it is
16:26:00 <beagle> youtube aint putting ads on for this mix
16:26:00 <beagle> i hope i didnt jinx it saying that
16:26:00 <JingleBalls> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10343528_10204125569954229_1671286239673440471_n.jpg?oh=fa151481cdfd9c1693086c818290bc39&oe=55327C1F
16:27:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Soul Asylum - Misery.mp3 (5.57MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:05)
16:27:00 <beagle> they start a song n then switch over to final dogfight in top gun
16:28:00 <beagle> the mysteriousness of youtube !
16:28:00 <beagle> they were going to let me get $ for one of my videos a computer game n decided not to it didnt get nuff views
16:29:00 <beagle> if i did get money for all of em it would been over 2000 dollars
16:30:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Portishead - Glory Box.mp3 (4.67MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:05)
16:31:00 <JingleBalls> its getting cold
16:31:00 <JingleBalls> my high beams are on
16:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Good choice!
16:31:00 <JingleBalls> ty
16:32:00 <JingleBalls> i have no choice rly they have a mind of their own
16:32:00 <JingleBalls> :P
16:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Mmkay!
16:35:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Kate Bush-Babooshka.mp3 (7.97MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:42)
16:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm listening to Chet Faker
16:36:00 <JingleBalls> thats a made up name
16:36:00 <JingleBalls> has to be
16:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> Naw- YouTube him
16:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> Aussie dude - sexy as fuck tunes
16:37:00 <JingleBalls> Chet Faker (born Nicholas James Murphy
16:37:00 <JingleBalls> winnar
16:37:00 <JingleBalls> i feel uncomfortable listening to men sing sexy songs to me
16:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> Known as
16:37:00 <JingleBalls> which is why i only listen to michael jackson
16:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
16:37:00 <JingleBalls> otherwise its all women
16:38:00 <JingleBalls> also thats a lie
16:38:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 George Michael - I Want Your Sex.mp3 (4.3MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:41)
16:38:00 <beagle> hell of a lot of grog nulls that feeling lol
16:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> Chet Faker - gold
16:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> Is good!
16:38:00 <Christopher> nah
16:39:00 <Christopher> i am good
16:39:00 <JingleBalls> i dunno
16:39:00 <JingleBalls> he looks a bit
16:39:00 <JingleBalls> beardy
16:39:00 <Christopher> chet faker stole my music
16:39:00 <Christopher> changed instruments
16:39:00 <Christopher> it all makes sense
16:39:00 <B1-not-here> I think this has some interesting sounds at the stage
16:39:00 <Christopher> now
16:39:00 <B1-not-here> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP_-P_BS6KY&list=RDaP_-P_BS6KY
16:39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chet Faker - Talk Is Cheap [Official Music Video] (Feb 11, 2014) 3:40 - Category: Music - 8,005,599 views - 48,338 likes (98.8%), 574 dislikes (1.2%)
16:40:00 <Christopher> b1 is faggot
16:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> Guys with beards = incredibly sexy
16:40:00 <B1-not-here> could get you annoyed pretty quick though
16:40:00 <Christopher> i got goyte
16:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> Talk is cheap is good too
16:40:00 <JingleBalls> ew beards
16:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> Goyte = lame over played
16:40:00 <Christopher> i had beart
16:40:00 <Christopher> d
16:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hawt
16:40:00 <Christopher> i can smirk
16:40:00 <Christopher> with best of them
16:40:00 <JingleBalls> i have a muff tickler but no full beard
16:40:00 <B1-not-here> he is totally a hipster tool JingleBalls
16:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> Grow it again, the ladies will love it
16:41:00 <B1-not-here> his music is alright but his voice is annoying
16:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> Chet? No way!
16:41:00 <B1-not-here> yes way
16:41:00 <JingleBalls> eh not my cup of tea rly
16:41:00 <Christopher> * Added B1-not-here!*@* to ignore list
16:41:00 <Christopher> lol
16:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> Jezebels?
16:41:00 <Christopher> can stop him
16:41:00 <Christopher> cant
16:41:00 <JingleBalls> yes
16:41:00 <JingleBalls> jezebels are def my cup of tea
16:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
16:42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he's a bit loungey eh?
16:42:00 <JingleBalls> you mean the sluts right?
16:42:00 <Bastardly_One> ie: boring hipster
16:42:00 <JingleBalls> or are they another band
16:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> No the band
16:42:00 <JingleBalls> oh
16:42:00 <Christopher> for xmas all i want u to do is type
16:42:00 <Bastardly_One> talk is cheap is trying to be clever
16:42:00 <JingleBalls> ..
16:42:00 <Christopher> . /ignore Bastardly_One
16:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
16:42:00 <Christopher> - .
16:43:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Elton John - Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting.mp3 (11.31MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 12:21)
16:43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm listening to deadmau5
16:43:00 <Bastardly_One> so perhaps I should stfu bagging anyone
16:43:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
16:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
16:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah
16:45:00 <Bastardly_One> though this song is the shit
16:45:00 <Bastardly_One> not shit ... *the* shit
16:46:00 <Christopher> how about a remix made in 10 mins
16:46:00 <Christopher> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDZlrGxiGPg
16:46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: legend b lost in love alisid remix (Jan 14, 2014) 3:54 - Category: Music - 96 views views - likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
16:46:00 <Christopher> none this i a legend
16:46:00 <Christopher> take hours to produce a track
16:46:00 <Skirmish> Austnet puts Christopher on ignore
16:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh
16:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm still here
16:47:00 <Christopher> fuck Bastardly_One
16:47:00 <Christopher> get a new name
16:47:00 <Christopher> your name promotes scum
16:48:00 <Christopher> are u scum mate
16:49:00 <beagle> then why is it i never hear anything worth reading from Christopher
16:49:00 <beagle> chatrooms people are so hypocritical at times
16:50:00 <Skirmish> Christopher is a junky and he behaves likes one as well.
16:50:00 <Christopher> i am not a junky
16:50:00 <Skirmish> Yeah, you are.
16:50:00 <Christopher> i would not roll ya grandma for drugs
16:50:00 <JingleBalls> chill, kick a door frame or something m8
16:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
16:51:00 <Christopher> i want to bash katatonic_kate01's box
16:51:00 <Skirmish> Too late.
16:51:00 <Christopher> fuck unwrapping
16:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> Um why do you want to bash my box?
16:52:00 <Christopher> it would be fun
16:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> Xmas is in 2 days, you'll have plenty of boxes to unwrap
16:52:00 <Christopher> but urs is best
16:52:00 <Christopher> i would kiss it
16:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, not gonna happen. I've sworn off IRC sex
16:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> Excluding Skirmish
16:53:00 <Christopher> u faggot lover
16:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, it's a cross I bare
16:53:00 <Fez> Lucky boi
16:53:00 <Christopher> .`ban katatonic_kate01
16:53:00 <Christopher> .`ban Skirmish
16:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> He gets nice hotel rooms, and let's me order stuff
16:53:00 <Christopher> should be so herokrisiy
16:54:00 <Fez> Bang kate bang kate
16:54:00 <Christopher> one day u will see they only want u
16:54:00 <Christopher> cause of me
16:54:00 <Skirmish> pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
16:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> It wouldn't have anything to do with the fact I'm fucking hawt
16:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
16:55:00 <Christopher> no ur not
16:55:00 <Christopher> ur up yourself
16:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh, burst my fragile ego!
16:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Thanks *hair flicks*
16:55:00 <beagle> what is wrong with this Christopher guy
16:56:00 <Christopher> lol beagle
16:56:00 <Christopher> trying to make sense
16:56:00 <Christopher> rofl
16:56:00 <beagle> do u have a gf
16:56:00 <beagle> u need to get more sex from ur gf so ur not angry emo on here
16:56:00 <Christopher> never have never will cause they all stupid
16:56:00 <beagle> or would that make it worse
16:56:00 <beagle> not all them all time
16:56:00 <Christopher> cause they go for faggots first
16:56:00 <beagle> lol faggots first
16:56:00 <beagle> they seem to get horny n go for everybody
16:57:00 <Christopher> come suck my dick
16:57:00 <Christopher> get it over and done with
16:57:00 <Christopher> and stop being mind puppets
16:57:00 <Christopher> to scum
16:57:00 <beagle> so, youre a homosexual
16:58:00 <beagle> there is a gay room on paltalk
16:58:00 <beagle> guy owns it is rich bloke from sydney
16:58:00 <beagle> u might like saphire prince in there he is from vic i think
16:58:00 <Fall> and gay
16:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
16:58:00 <Bastardly_One> dear me
16:59:00 <Bastardly_One> what else can you say?
16:59:00 <beagle> this laptop isnt too bad for laptop but i repeat last time i cant wait for desktop
16:59:00 <beagle> lol, can get the loan week after i wanted it, nothing i can do
16:59:00 <beagle> cash converters said they will loan me 2000
16:59:00 <beagle> then i inquire
16:59:00 <beagle> and interest repayment is like over 30 percent, so no thanks not too keen
17:00:00 <beagle> on a pension getting 2000 dollar loans huh
17:00:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like what GE Money like to do.
17:00:00 <beagle> only if its for a car
17:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> Why go to cash converters :/
17:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> Just go to a bank
17:00:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: Because he's poor.
17:00:00 <beagle> westpac pays em for me n waits for return the next friday, makes it way easier when i take all money out
17:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> Like a normal person !
17:00:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a place with the name of Family Loans or something
17:00:00 <Bastardly_One> they do the same
17:01:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to be in a pretty damn tight spot to be held to ransom like that
17:01:00 <Skirmish> I just changed my credit card from Citibank (Shitibank) to Bananacoast Credit Union. Awesome deal.
17:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh well if you need fast cash, I guess that's the way
17:01:00 <Bastardly_One> then you'd think twice I'd suggest
17:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm with commonwealth - who rape me monthly
17:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> 5 bucks for having an account
17:02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm with NAB who haven't raped me for ages
17:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> Then excess withdrawal fees
17:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> Home loan is with
17:03:00 <PieterClaus> if youre on centrelink payments anz have one specifically for it , no account fees no overdraw fees
17:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> I donno lol
17:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh!
17:03:00 <PieterClaus> but you only get a normal eftpos card not a debit card
17:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'll have to tell my clients
17:03:00 <beagle> they put me on a 55 year and over account
17:03:00 <beagle> 1 extra free withdrawal and no fees
17:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
17:04:00 <Bastardly_One> that's been around for about 15 yrs that anz acount
17:04:00 <Skirmish> I think the commonwealth is one of the last banks to still charge to have an account open. NAB didn't charge to have an account and I am now with Newcastle Perm and they don't charge me either.
17:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> I've had my account for years
17:04:00 <beagle> i thought i had my account 30 years but it was more like just over 20 yearz
17:04:00 <Bastardly_One> *account
17:04:00 <Bastardly_One> NAB used to charge 20 a month account fees
17:04:00 <PieterClaus> nobody charges to open an account , they just want a deposit when you do
17:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> All my online banking n' shit ...
17:04:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't been hit with that in ages though
17:04:00 <beagle> to get money i won online pokies i had to open a UK account
17:04:00 <Skirmish> NAB have no fee accounts and have for quite a long time now.
17:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
17:04:00 <Christopher> if u dont sleep with me god will be angry
17:05:00 <Bastardly_One> did I say I've been charged in ages?
17:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> Are you speaking to Skirmish Christopher ?
17:05:00 <Bastardly_One> they used to be really bad
17:05:00 <Christopher> wake up in ya bed believe what ever u want to believe
17:05:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: He is continuing his fantasy of rooting you.
17:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh!
17:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm a married woman!
17:06:00 <Christopher> then whyed u kiss me
17:06:00 <Christopher> ?
17:06:00 <Skirmish> If you don't sleep with him, god will be angry. There is a thunder storm here ... god must be angry already.
17:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> When did I kiss you?
17:06:00 <Christopher> well now if u want
17:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> Too bad I don't subscribe to the Christian belief system
17:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> Pass
17:07:00 <Christopher> i dont believe in god
17:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> Good for you
17:07:00 <Christopher> u do what u should
17:07:00 <Christopher> or get the fuck off austnet
17:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> I will :D
17:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
17:07:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you thought you were God spastic?
17:07:00 <Christopher> u leaving then
17:07:00 <Bastardly_One> make your mind up
17:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> No, I'm not
17:08:00 <Christopher> yes u are
17:08:00 <Christopher> ur scum
17:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
17:08:00 <Skirmish> Christopher: If it makes you feel better I can private message you and tell you how good Kate is in bed?
17:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> So if I don't fuck you, I'm scum?
17:08:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
17:08:00 <Christopher> yep
17:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> Wow choices, choices
17:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think I'll wear the scum tag thanks
17:09:00 <Christopher> guess your scum
17:09:00 <Christopher> now fuck off
17:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yep in your opinion
17:09:00 <Christopher> u Skirmish Bastardly_One
17:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> You fuck off
17:09:00 <Christopher> fuck off austnet
17:09:00 <Christopher> now
17:09:00 <Christopher> we all sick of your shit
17:10:00 <Christopher> merry fucken mymess
17:10:00 <Bastardly_One> poor little dear is having an episode
17:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> You're not to boss of austnet - *puts hands on hips*
17:10:00 <Christopher> i know the boss
17:10:00 <Christopher> quite well
17:10:00 <Bastardly_One> you know shit
17:10:00 <Christopher> dont start retards
17:10:00 <Skirmish> A junky calling you scum has absolutely no impact whatsoever.
17:10:00 <Bastardly_One> sit down and give your mouth a go
17:11:00 <Christopher> all i want for xmas is Bastardly_One gone
17:11:00 <Bastardly_One> shit out of luck then eh?
17:11:00 <Christopher> nah
17:11:00 <Skirmish> Yeah, you get all terry tough cunt with him B1. Go at it.
17:11:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
17:11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... shoosh
17:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm doing my best to semi ignore him as it is
17:12:00 <Bastardly_One> all I have to do is reach over to my notepade
17:12:00 <Christopher> i want b1 gone
17:12:00 <Christopher> for good
17:12:00 <Bastardly_One> *notepade
17:12:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking notepad too
17:12:00 <Christopher> and Skirmish
17:12:00 <Bastardly_One> and ring the cat team with his address details
17:12:00 <Christopher> go
17:12:00 <Christopher> do that
17:12:00 <Christopher> they will not care
17:12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not that much of a cunt as other people
17:12:00 <Christopher> u faggot fuck
17:13:00 <Bastardly_One> but the suggestion is out there now isn't it?
17:13:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
17:13:00 <Skirmish> I don't know why you keep threatening to ring them when everyone knows you won't, including Christopher.
17:13:00 <DemonsRun> Oh this is still going?
17:13:00 <Christopher> if u did i could say hi
17:13:00 <Bastardly_One> the irony of it all is Excessive did that to him
17:13:00 <DemonsRun> And back to making cupcakes I go
17:13:00 <Christopher> to ppl i already know
17:13:00 <Christopher> come on b1
17:13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's just ... irony of all ironies
17:14:00 <Christopher> treaten something good
17:14:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up Chris seriously
17:14:00 <Christopher> nah u
17:14:00 <Bastardly_One> go have an episode in private or on youtube or some shit
17:14:00 <Bastardly_One> worse than Loof when he goes off
17:14:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's fucking bad
17:14:00 <Bastardly_One> shut ... up
17:14:00 <Christopher> u a pedo
17:14:00 <Christopher> u shut up
17:14:00 <Christopher> u my place now
17:14:00 <Christopher> fistie cuffs
17:15:00 <Skirmish> You're doing an amazing job ignoring him B1. A true testament to your ability.
17:15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ you
17:15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I got on a roll
17:15:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it
17:15:00 <Bastardly_One> back to ... I dunno ... something else
17:16:00 <Christopher> i want to have sex with who ever is in charge
17:16:00 <Bastardly_One> dear God
17:16:00 <Christopher> hi LwaXmas
17:16:00 <Bastardly_One> welcome to hell LwaXmas
17:16:00 <Christopher> merry xmas
17:16:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris is in full flight
17:17:00 <Christopher> i love LwaXmas
17:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> Maybe we should all donate some money, and buy him a flesh light?
17:17:00 <Bastardly_One> no
17:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'd put $20 bucks to the cause
17:17:00 <Skirmish> Get a mould of your outer labia done Kate to make it from.
17:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> Naw, that'd be encouraging him a little too much!
17:18:00 <Christopher> get us some weed then
17:18:00 <Christopher> i make music
17:18:00 <Christopher> we all happy
17:18:00 <LwaXmas> hello B1
17:18:00 <Bastardly_One> you make noise and it's crap
17:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> I don't advocate drug use
17:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
17:18:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon Lwax
17:19:00 <LwaXmas> me eiter kate
17:19:00 <Bastardly_One> it's seriously SHIT
17:19:00 <LwaXmas> either
17:19:00 <Bastardly_One> you've done one decent track ever
17:19:00 <Christopher> if LwaXmas was a drug i would be on LwaXmas drip
17:19:00 <LwaXmas> pfffffft
17:19:00 <LwaXmas> thats just silly
17:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> Turn it up!
17:19:00 <PieterClaus> ewww whod wanna be in your blood stream!
17:19:00 <PieterClaus> =p
17:20:00 <Bastardly_One> now you know you're low
17:20:00 <LwaXmas> well I made my icecream cake for Xmas day
17:20:00 <Bastardly_One> when even Pieter questions you
17:20:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh yum!
17:20:00 <Christopher> kewl
17:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> Delicious!
17:20:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't had one of those in aeons
17:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> I made fudge yesterday
17:20:00 <Bastardly_One> soft fudge?
17:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yep
17:20:00 <Fez> B1 still telling people they are shit
17:20:00 <Fez> How boring
17:20:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a place out of melbourne that does all the flavours you can think of
17:21:00 <Bastardly_One> and their irish cream
17:21:00 <Bastardly_One> O M G!
17:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah there are heaps of em at markets
17:21:00 <Bastardly_One> they do like pina calada and shit
17:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Bazillions of flavors
17:21:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
17:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> shit flavour!
17:21:00 <Bastardly_One> and do Sexpo of all things
17:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Pass on that one aye :o
17:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sexpo is so shit
17:22:00 <Bastardly_One> why have a fudge stall at sexpo I've no idea but hey
17:22:00 <Bastardly_One> totally agree
17:22:00 <LwaXmas> this has pannatonne aeound the edge ans I put cherries, stawbs, glace apricots and pistachios inside.... all been soaked in grand marnier
17:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> Look at these sex toys.... Oh wow
17:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> Next ...
17:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> Delicious LwaXmas !
17:23:00 <LwaXmas> and on Xmas day i gets melted choc poured over it
17:23:00 <Bastardly_One> that is gonna be one epic cake
17:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> I didn't get any pistachios for Xmas day! Doh!
17:23:00 <LwaXmas> I really need a new laptop..this keyboard is stuffed
17:23:00 <Bastardly_One> always tomorrow
17:23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh want a tip?
17:24:00 <Bastardly_One> turn it upside down ... this will work
17:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, I wanted to avoid the shops
17:24:00 <Bastardly_One> and make it into a tent shape
17:24:00 <Bastardly_One> and bash the crap out of the back of it LwaXmas
17:24:00 <Bastardly_One> watch how much stuff comes out
17:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> I have to go pick up seafood :/
17:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> Tomoz*
17:24:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a toshiba with a clunky keyboard and have to do that all the time
17:24:00 <Christopher> another minx comes
17:24:00 <LwaXmas> its in a bowl for now... gets tipped up side down on the day
17:25:00 <Christopher> hi Bonny
17:25:00 <LwaXmas> so its a dome shape
17:25:00 <Bastardly_One> works though ... the tent upside down and smacking it
17:25:00 <Bonny> hello
17:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Can't you get a cab of air and clean ur keyboard too?
17:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Can
17:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hey Bonny
17:25:00 <Bastardly_One> or that :P
17:25:00 <Bonny> hey katatonic_kate01.. :)
17:25:00 <Bastardly_One> turning it upside down into a tent and smacking it's behind works though
17:25:00 <Bastardly_One> naughty laptop!
17:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Trew
17:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
17:26:00 <LwaXmas> kate...its of an age now ..the graphics card overheats trying to deal with FB
17:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol!
17:26:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ouch
17:26:00 <Bastardly_One> new laptop time tight arse
17:26:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
17:26:00 <simba> turn it upside down and smash it, gr8 solution
17:26:00 <LwaXmas> I'm not paying foe ir.... school can
17:26:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't smash the damn thing
17:26:00 <simba> thats right
17:26:00 <Bastardly_One> you tap stuff out of the keyboard
17:27:00 <simba> compressed air cannister m8
17:27:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
17:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> You can get cheap ones for like 500 buck?
17:27:00 <Bastardly_One> but not everyone has those lying around at the second your keyboard gets dodgy
17:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> In the sales?
17:27:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a short term fix
17:28:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a teacher ... she could prove she needs one for work easy
17:28:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's that old
17:28:00 <simba> thats y u buy 1
17:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> Anyone who works from home can claim it
17:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> I do for uni
17:28:00 <LwaXmas> to play Farmville it needa to sit on an icepack
17:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol!
17:28:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit Lwax?
17:29:00 <Bastardly_One> whoa ... that's not very intense either
17:29:00 <simba> uninstall mcafee anti virus
17:29:00 <LwaXmas> dont use it to unistall it
17:30:00 <simba> phew
17:30:00 <Christopher> i paranoid
17:31:00 <Christopher> i always fried
17:31:00 <Skirmish> Sif buy cans of air. http://www.canlessair.com/
17:31:00 <LwaXmas> DET is microsoft's biggest client in southern hemisphere .. per licence agreement
17:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Go Mac for you new puter
17:31:00 <Skirmish> ^
17:31:00 <Skirmish> Love my macbook
17:31:00 <LwaXmas> so its got dorefront
17:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Totes worth it
17:31:00 <LwaXmas> Forefront
17:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> I've got an air
17:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> But I had a MacBook before that - white beasty one
17:32:00 <simba> lol
17:32:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this machine but the keyboard sucks
17:32:00 <simba> shes a teacher not a hipster
17:32:00 <LwaXmas> na kate ...I teach too many things that wont work on a Mac
17:32:00 <Christopher> lwax
17:32:00 <LwaXmas> hmmm
17:32:00 <Bastardly_One> work will probably get you a shitty acer or something though
17:32:00 <Christopher> um
17:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, but you can use open office
17:32:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd suck
17:32:00 <Christopher> yum
17:32:00 <LwaXmas> this is a shitty Acer
17:32:00 <Bastardly_One> you poor woman
17:33:00 <LwaXmas> kate .. I teach
17:33:00 <Christopher> LwaXmas
17:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, I did once upon a time too
17:33:00 <Christopher> were u my teacher
17:33:00 <LwaXmas> well B1 when you dont personally pay dor it
17:33:00 <Christopher> once
17:33:00 <simba> free laptops are always good
17:33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I suppose Lwax but ...
17:33:00 <LwaXmas> no Chris
17:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
17:33:00 <Christopher> u sure
17:34:00 <LwaXmas> gery
17:34:00 <LwaXmas> very
17:34:00 <Christopher> u remind me of every woman i wanted to be with
17:34:00 <JingleBalls> :/
17:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lordy me!
17:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> Get that man a flashlight!
17:34:00 <JingleBalls> alarm bells
17:35:00 <Bastardly_One> girl you're every woman in the world to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
17:35:00 <LwaXmas> my senior students have my mobile number...so I am sure I'd remember if I had taught you
17:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> Flesh
17:35:00 <JingleBalls> or a fleshlight
17:35:00 <Bastardly_One> (air supply song)
17:35:00 <JingleBalls> lol
17:35:00 <JingleBalls> zing
17:35:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel sorry for his cat suddenly
17:35:00 <Bastardly_One> someone get that cat out of that unit
17:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
17:35:00 <JingleBalls> if chris had a fleshlight he'd just try to marry it
17:35:00 <JingleBalls> or cuddle with it
17:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> That's ok
17:35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm surprised he hasn't liquid latexed his bong
17:35:00 <JingleBalls> rofl
17:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol!!
17:36:00 <simba> he has... in ur dreams
17:36:00 <JingleBalls> D:
17:36:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen the springy bong yt vid of his?
17:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
17:37:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had this horrible vision
17:37:00 <JingleBalls> what do you know of my dreams
17:37:00 <simba> whos talkin to u busta
17:37:00 <JingleBalls> oh
17:37:00 <JingleBalls> right carry on
17:37:00 <Bastardly_One> you m8
17:37:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Busta Rhymes-Get Off My Block.mp3 (9.1MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:56)
17:37:00 <Bastardly_One> Christopher do a bong vid
17:37:00 <Christopher> no
17:37:00 <JingleBalls> springy bongs are foul
17:37:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwww
17:38:00 <Christopher> i quit
17:38:00 <LwaXmas> bong is wrong
17:38:00 <JingleBalls> glass or nothing
17:38:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't trust myself with total glass
17:38:00 <Bastardly_One> buuuuuuuuuuut I had this one that was like in the shape of a windex container once
17:38:00 <JingleBalls> you might cut yourself?
17:38:00 <Bastardly_One> bastard to clean but awesome to smoke
17:38:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm clumsy sometimes
17:39:00 <Bastardly_One> glass tends to crack/break
17:39:00 <JingleBalls> i'm clumsy all the time and i havent broken mine
17:39:00 <Bastardly_One> and seeing as you can't get them legally at stores anymore
17:40:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine's alright ... bit nasty if you don't like harsh
17:40:00 <Bastardly_One> had a fuck of a lot worse
17:40:00 <LwaXmas> Foxtel is playing "Serenity" scj fi movie ...anyone seen it?
17:40:00 <Christopher> yes
17:40:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
17:40:00 <Christopher> its series as weel
17:40:00 <Christopher> fireflty
17:40:00 <LwaXmas> yes
17:40:00 <Christopher> or somestuff
17:40:00 <Bastardly_One> the series is Fire Fly?
17:41:00 <Bastardly_One> Firefly too
17:41:00 <Christopher> nah something like that
17:41:00 <Bastardly_One> well, shows how much I pay attention
17:41:00 <LwaXmas> this movie freaks me out everytime I try to watch it
17:41:00 <Christopher> chick has special powers with mind
17:41:00 <Christopher> wipes out rooms of ppl
17:41:00 <Bastardly_One> there is a series called that
17:41:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ... yeah right
17:41:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what you're talking about now
17:42:00 <LwaXmas> I dont think I have ever watched it from start to end in one viewing
17:42:00 <Christopher> heh
17:42:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Quad City DJs - Come On and Ride It (the Train).mp3 (6.89MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 7:31)
17:43:00 <Bastardly_One> know what shits me about this story I am gonna link?
17:43:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/22/draco-malfoy-story_n_6366756.html
17:43:00 <Bastardly_One> why do the book you money hungry bitch?
17:43:00 <Christopher> i read first harry potter book
17:43:00 <Bastardly_One> not like you need the money
17:43:00 <Christopher> book is way better than movie
17:43:00 <Bastardly_One> if you don't like writing the character why do it?
17:43:00 <JingleBalls> a) its from huffington post b) its about harry potter
17:43:00 <JingleBalls> both shit
17:43:00 <Bastardly_One> true x2
17:44:00 <Christopher> tell u story i was on pot
17:44:00 <Christopher> when i read harry potter
17:44:00 <Bastardly_One> just a point really ... if she doesn't like the character
17:44:00 <Bastardly_One> why do it? not like she needs money
17:44:00 <Christopher> i can read just cant spell
17:44:00 <simba> Bastardly_One you didnt read a single word of that article
17:44:00 <simba> lol
17:44:00 <simba> doesnt mention any new books or anything
17:45:00 <Christopher> read half of 2nd harry potter
17:45:00 <Christopher> flying car
17:45:00 <Christopher> lol
17:45:00 <Christopher> gets stuck in tree
17:45:00 <simba> seems like she just writes extended bullshit about her characters for teenagers and somehow u think this is a new book
17:46:00 <simba> there u go i read it 4 u
17:46:00 <Bastardly_One> I did read it again
17:46:00 <Bastardly_One> My opinion still stands
17:46:00 <Christopher> rual dhall
17:46:00 <Christopher> he is good
17:46:00 <Bastardly_One> she sounds contemplative on the iea of doing it
17:46:00 <Bastardly_One> *idea
17:46:00 <simba> she doesnt say she doesnt like the character either
17:46:00 <simba> lol
17:46:00 <Christopher> i read everyone his books
17:46:00 <Christopher> apart from boy
17:47:00 <simba> chris is the boy who lived
17:47:00 <Christopher> yep
17:47:00 <Christopher> also i am bfg
17:47:00 <simba> big fat gay?
17:47:00 <Christopher> big friendly giant
17:48:00 <Christopher> i blow dreams into windows
17:48:00 <Christopher> whilst u sleep
17:48:00 <Bastardly_One> the most fucked up kids book for me as a kid was Where the Wild Things Are
17:49:00 <Bastardly_One> they looked really bizarre at the time
17:49:00 <Christopher> thats picture book
17:49:00 <Christopher> its not a book
17:49:00 <Christopher> matilda
17:49:00 <Christopher> is good book
17:49:00 <Bastardly_One> the best kids graphic novel is the Boogey Man by Raymond Briggs
17:49:00 <simba> matilda wormwood
17:49:00 <Christopher> yep
17:50:00 <Christopher> LwaXmas is it alas poor urich i knew him well or .. alas poor urich i knew him harasiho
17:50:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
17:50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm doing trivia and having a mental blank
17:51:00 <Bastardly_One> how many rounds in the FA Cup?
17:51:00 <Christopher> i actually understood shakesphere
17:52:00 <Bastardly_One> he was a fraud
17:52:00 <Bastardly_One> all written by someone else
17:52:00 <Christopher> and made guys dress up as girls?
17:52:00 <Christopher> or for fun of fraud
17:52:00 <Christopher> ?
17:52:00 <Christopher> all
17:52:00 <Bastardly_One> He never wrote that shit
17:52:00 <Bastardly_One> someone else did
17:52:00 <Bastardly_One> google is your friend
17:54:00 <Christopher> i was a school only person corrected my english teacher
17:54:00 <Christopher> and i failed
17:54:00 <Christopher> cause did 6 months work in 2 weeks
17:55:00 <Christopher> if they pass me english
17:55:00 <Christopher> i would gone uni and chemistry
17:55:00 <PieterClaus> have you taken your olanzapine today Christopher? :/
17:55:00 <Christopher> be lot new drugs on markey
17:55:00 <Christopher> market
17:55:00 <Christopher> if they passed me english
17:56:00 <Christopher> PieterClaus
17:56:00 <Christopher> wheres my hug
17:56:00 <Christopher> think i took my meds
17:58:00 <Christopher> i went for job once for ppl make panadol
17:58:00 <Christopher> got 100%
17:59:00 <Christopher> on aptitude tests
17:59:00 <Christopher> they then put add in paper
17:59:00 <Christopher> saying ppl didnt apply for job
17:59:00 <Christopher> i got 100%
17:59:00 <Christopher> on tests
17:59:00 <Christopher> fucken cunts
18:00:00 <Christopher> i did jobs batching
18:00:00 <Christopher> never fucked up one
18:00:00 <Christopher> cause these cunts ask same question 3 times
18:01:00 <Christopher> phrased differentlly
18:01:00 <Christopher> i didnt get job
18:01:00 <Christopher> could have made drugs man
18:01:00 <Christopher> still could
18:01:00 <Christopher> u want precise
18:01:00 <Christopher> i can give u that
18:02:00 <Christopher> i worked for company
18:02:00 <simba> be quiet!!!!!!!!!!
18:02:00 <Christopher> made mass spectrometers
18:03:00 <simba> ur hard done by cos ur black end of story
18:03:00 <simba> <PieterClaus> have you taken your olanzapine today Christopher? :/ - loooolll pieter talking about drugs again etc etc flipped the script on ya PieterClaus
18:06:00 <Christopher> just want sleep nothing in life
18:07:00 <PieterClaus> down boy
18:12:00 <simba> pWnEd
18:14:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe I need to play all buttons on Fifa
18:14:00 <Bastardly_One> I am not losing at all ...
18:16:00 <simba> lol
18:16:00 <simba> if ur still playing two button
18:16:00 <simba> just forget it
18:16:00 <simba> forget everything
18:16:00 <simba> sell everything
18:16:00 <Bastardly_One> all the tricks still work
18:17:00 <simba> all the tricks of the trade
18:17:00 <simba> Bastardly_Two_Button
18:18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but you can still volley and shit
18:18:00 <Bastardly_One> just a matter of memorising ... I never ever claimed I play the game well ... but I've had only 2 draws all season
18:19:00 <Bastardly_One> and won the rest
18:25:00 <LwaXmas> ewwww $72 petol saving
18:25:00 <LwaXmas> sounds good to me
18:25:00 <LwaXmas> $`1.09 per litre
18:26:00 <Christopher> spending christmas alone sounds good to me
18:26:00 <Christopher> sick of every cunt says they care
18:26:00 <Christopher> cause they dont
18:28:00 <Lumeah2> Lol does me.
18:28:00 <Lumeah2> I have to go tho
18:29:00 <milk> christmas is a womens thing
18:29:00 <Christopher> schizophrenic
18:30:00 <Digerati> krishna krishna hare hare
18:30:00 <Christopher> and i tested more than others
18:30:00 <Digerati> hare rama
18:30:00 <Christopher> one with mental problems
18:30:00 <Digerati> madiva
18:30:00 <Christopher> asked to be the saniest
18:31:00 <Digerati> ki shiva madu se dena
18:31:00 <Digerati> this new mantra is fun
18:31:00 <Digerati> listening to Jagit Singh
18:40:00 <Digerati> zzzzzz
18:45:00 <simba> zzzzzzz
18:45:00 <simba> poltergeist porn
18:52:00 <Digerati> yo sim
18:52:00 <Digerati> thinking of buying a piano for my girl
18:52:00 <Digerati> i love pianos
18:52:00 <Digerati> and she takes piano class seriously
18:52:00 <Digerati> i seen her play beethovens stuff
18:53:00 <Digerati> steinway is nice
18:53:00 <Digerati> but damn expensive
18:53:00 <Digerati> i could go kawai
18:53:00 <Digerati> and tell her in 10 years i repent my sin on kawai :) hehe
18:54:00 <Digerati> or i could go upright
18:55:00 <simba> watch out ur on the 10 line limit ---- just saved ur ass
18:55:00 <simba> get her a mad korg synth
18:55:00 <Digerati> not electronic man
18:55:00 <Digerati> normal
18:55:00 <simba> mad korg synth or bust
18:56:00 <Digerati> roland and yamaha are good to
18:56:00 <Digerati> for electronic that is
18:56:00 <simba> i got a roland juno g
18:56:00 <simba> Roland McDoland
18:56:00 <Digerati> what kind of music u play ?
18:57:00 <Digerati> if i go to india, i might find a women there to bring back to Australia
18:57:00 <Digerati> someone young
18:58:00 <Digerati> get married again :) hehe, and get a divorce lo
18:58:00 <simba> i play Samba
18:58:00 <simba> its a play on simba
18:58:00 <Digerati> spanish
18:58:00 <Digerati> nice
18:59:00 <simba> more latin
18:59:00 <simba> latin samba
18:59:00 <Digerati> yeah, it's a bit different in rythm
18:59:00 <Digerati> a fender and marshall for me :)
19:00:00 <Digerati> tinggg
19:00:00 <simba> do you play electric guitar
19:00:00 <Digerati> i play folk music
19:00:00 <Digerati> 70's folk
19:01:00 <Digerati> fav is peter paul and mary
19:01:00 <Digerati> puff the magic dragon :) hehe
19:01:00 <simba> lol
19:01:00 <Digerati> hey we loved it when we were kids
19:01:00 <Digerati> need to pass it on
19:01:00 <simba> puff puff pass the magic dragon
19:02:00 <Digerati> i got a bunch of kids to sing this song in school
19:03:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kuj-PGC8rE
19:03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nappy Roots - Good Day (May 19, 2008) 3:44 - Category: Music - 747,688 views - 4,006 likes (98.9%), 43 dislikes (1.1%)
19:03:00 <Digerati> tell me if you like it
19:03:00 <Digerati> i think it's cool as hell
19:04:00 <Digerati> aint nobody gonna die today
19:04:00 <Digerati> save that trouble for another day
19:04:00 <Digerati> hehe, that should win an emmy
19:05:00 <Digerati> grammy
19:06:00 <Digerati> one good rap song
19:06:00 <Digerati> hope they make rap songs as good as that again
19:06:00 <Digerati> i dont like rap
19:07:00 <Digerati> but love this one
19:07:00 <simba> bit cheesy
19:07:00 <BlackDevil> who misses me
19:08:00 <Digerati> a/s/l
19:10:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsp9t8nOwb0 best hip instrumental
19:10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MF DOOM Special Herbs Vol 1-2 (Full Album) (Jul 20, 2013) 59:59 - Category: Music - 321,789 views - 2,749 likes (99%), 29 dislikes (1%)
19:10:00 <simba> hip hop****
19:12:00 <simba> book 1 genesis
19:20:00 <Digerati> ezekiel 25:17
19:20:00 <Digerati> the path
19:20:00 <Digerati> of the righteous
19:20:00 <Digerati> is beset
19:20:00 <Digerati> hehe
19:21:00 <Digerati> pulp fiction
19:26:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CCdhCOFj74
19:26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Major Tom - Peter Schilling Extended version (coming home) HD (Oct 12, 2011) 8:16 - Category: Music - 203,436 views - 789 likes (95.2%), 40 dislikes (4.8%)
19:30:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSH--SJKVQQ
19:30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DAVID BOWIE_____THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD (Oct 16, 2007) 4:04 - Category: Music - 4,225,458 views - 15,381 likes (97.3%), 427 dislikes (2.7%)
19:40:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=belrNpqqA2g
19:40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr Mister - Kyrie Eleison (Oct 21, 2008) 4:20 - Category: Music - 623,870 views - 1,889 likes (95.7%), 84 dislikes (4.3%)
19:40:00 <Digerati> simba
19:40:00 <Digerati> that song is for you
19:44:00 <Digerati> it was a popular song in the 80's
19:44:00 <Digerati> played on many fm stations
19:45:00 <Digerati> even 104.3
19:45:00 <Digerati> i was not made intentionally for religion
19:45:00 <Digerati> it
19:46:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI1AhczKvwA
19:47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ringo Starr and his All Star Band "Kyrie" (Mister Mister) featuring Richard Page & Steve Lukather. (Jun 3, 2013) 5:02 - Category: Music - 103,978 views - 560 likes (98.4%), 9 dislikes (1.6%)
19:47:00 <Digerati> enjoy it
19:51:00 <Digerati> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvl7_9dUIZw
19:51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Richard Page(Mr Mister) & Steve Lukather(Toto) & Ringo Starr -"Broken Wings" - By Gustavo Z (Nov 8, 2013) 6:32 - Category: Music - 55,969 views - 315 likes (99.4%), dislikes (0.6%)
20:00:00 <Digerati> https://yts.re/movie/The_Signal_2014_1080p
20:22:00 <PieterClaus> moo
20:26:00 <Pieter> stupid sleep button
20:45:00 <beagle> getting cooler
20:45:00 <beagle> gradually
20:45:00 <beagle> closed the windows
20:50:00 <Lumeah> hi beagle
20:50:00 <beagle> hi
20:50:00 <Lumeah> quiet night
20:51:00 <Pieter> NOT ANY MOIRE
20:51:00 <Pieter> IM HERE!
20:51:00 <Pieter> boom boom boom boom booom boom boom boom unf unf unf unf unf unf
20:52:00 <Lumeah> lol
20:52:00 <Lumeah> hi piety
20:53:00 <Lumeah> ?
20:53:00 <Lumeah> how was your ride?
20:56:00 <Lumeah> hi psYbR
20:56:00 <psYbR> evening Lumeah :) how's things
20:56:00 <Lumeah> yeah not to bad..
20:56:00 <Lumeah> little tired hows
20:56:00 <Lumeah> u
20:57:00 <psYbR> pretty good, getting packed and ready to go camping for the next week
20:57:00 <Lumeah> ahh cool
20:57:00 <Lumeah> hey zaim
20:57:00 <Lumeah> hi Zade
20:57:00 <Zade> hello Lumeah
20:57:00 <psYbR> gonna come with lumes?
20:57:00 <psYbR> just smile and nod
20:57:00 <Lumeah> yup sure am!
20:57:00 <Lumeah> lol
20:58:00 <Lumeah> hey bee_girl
20:58:00 <psYbR> sick! ill pick you up on the way through :P
20:58:00 <Lumeah> okies cool
20:58:00 <Lumeah> sweet
20:58:00 <Lumeah> wb beagle
20:58:00 <bee_girl> Hey Lumeah
20:58:00 <psYbR> bee_girl
20:58:00 <Lumeah> hey
20:58:00 <Lumeah> hows brissy going?
20:58:00 <Lumeah> enjoying yourself?
20:59:00 <bee_girl> Yeah great!
20:59:00 <bee_girl> Just o the train with the kid ms
20:59:00 <bee_girl> Kids
20:59:00 <bee_girl> psYbR: :)
20:59:00 <Lumeah> hey kids! *waves
20:59:00 <Lumeah> ahh cool
21:00:00 <bee_girl> Train is quite the novelty
21:00:00 <Lumeah> hehe
21:00:00 <Lumeah> glad you like it
21:00:00 <bee_girl> For the kids it is
21:01:00 <bee_girl> I used to work in brisbane and catch the train when I was like 17-18
21:01:00 <Lumeah> haha little different now tho,
21:01:00 <bee_girl> Yeah
21:01:00 <Lumeah> settleing in tho?
21:01:00 <bee_girl> Trains have aircon!
21:02:00 <bee_girl> Yeah slowly
21:02:00 <Lumeah> cool
21:02:00 <Lumeah> yeah with ya mum?
21:02:00 <bee_girl> They keep asking to open the presents
21:02:00 <bee_girl> Nah just us 3
21:02:00 <Lumeah> haha
21:04:00 <Lumeah> get them anything special?
21:05:00 <bee_girl> Scout getting a big dolls house
21:05:00 <bee_girl> Bigger than her
21:05:00 <bee_girl> Bigger than the tree!
21:05:00 <Lumeah> haa cool
21:05:00 <bee_girl> Maurie lots of little things but probably s bike in the new year
21:05:00 <psYbR> i want a big dolls house
21:05:00 <Lumeah> ahh nice.
21:05:00 <beagle> so many disconnections if i called isp they would say cause lots people using it i think
21:05:00 <bee_girl> Bbs
21:06:00 <Lumeah> ok
21:06:00 <psYbR> i'd set it up like a murder scene and have fake blood splatters and zombie body parts and shit lying about
21:06:00 <Lumeah> lol
21:06:00 <Lumeah> well nothing stopping you psYbR
21:06:00 <Lumeah> go out and buy one
21:06:00 <psYbR> that'd be a bit awkwards
21:06:00 <amsy> wheres cc..
21:06:00 <Lumeah> why
21:07:00 <Lumeah> say it's for your niece
21:07:00 <psYbR> lol
21:07:00 <beagle> my neice had a large doll house
21:07:00 <beagle> its probably in mums shed
21:08:00 <beagle> the internet just aint connecting well tonight
21:08:00 <Lumeah> i didn't have a dolls house.. i had the voltron castle
21:08:00 <beagle> reconnected like 10 times in half n hour
21:08:00 <Lumeah> fck
21:09:00 <Lumeah> wb Fez
21:09:00 <Lumeah> where are we going camping psYbR
21:10:00 <Fez> Ta
21:15:00 <psYbR> to the blue mountains Lumeah! Turon River to be exact
21:16:00 <pz> DCC SEND "012345678910"
21:16:00 <pz> lol
21:17:00 <Digerati> :) lol
21:17:00 <Lumeah> COOL
21:17:00 <Lumeah> will be lovely
21:17:00 <Lumeah> do i need to bring anyting?
21:18:00 <psYbR> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iijKLHCQw5o
21:18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ELUVEITIE - Inis Mona (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) (Jan 30, 2008) 0 - Category: Music - 17,338,754 views - 90,943 likes (98%), 1,877 dislikes (2%)
21:20:00 <Digerati>  
21:22:00 <Lumeah> ok
21:22:00 <Lumeah> anyone else comming?
21:23:00 <JingleBalls> everywhere
21:23:00 <psYbR> it can be just us if you like lumes ;)
21:24:00 <Lumeah> ok cool :)
21:24:00 <Lumeah> hope there isn't alot of people around
21:25:00 <JingleBalls> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10337700_10152756198947839_6872955715909510015_n.jpg?oh=247200cae67467ff87ca33d2e1d1f16f&oe=55037C10&__gda__=1429701749_fb2a28beac5731ebd1063076df87da7e
21:25:00 <psYbR> its actually the reason I'm going somewhere like Turon River... to get away from cunts
21:26:00 <Lumeah> yup that will do it !
21:27:00 <Lumeah> wb bee_girl
21:28:00 <milk> j/me smirks
21:28:00 <bee_girl> shanks
21:28:00 <bee_girl> didnt get mugged ont he walk home frmo the train station
21:28:00 <Lumeah> lol
21:29:00 <Lumeah> no
21:29:00 <Lumeah> did you expect to be?
21:29:00 <bee_girl> no
21:30:00 <Lumeah> ok
21:30:00 <Lumeah> can't wait psYbR.
21:31:00 <psYbR> should actually come lumes
21:31:00 <Lumeah> i know aye
21:31:00 <Lumeah> not well.. can't go work.. can't go camping with psYbR
21:32:00 <psYbR> lame!
21:32:00 <psYbR> suck it up princess :)
21:32:00 <Lumeah> tell me about it!!
21:32:00 <Lumeah> lol
21:33:00 <psYbR> lol
21:33:00 <Digerati> sucky sucky 1 dolla
21:34:00 <psYbR> guess I'll just have to go kayakking, mountain biking, exploring ruins, swimming, cooking roasts on the fire, toasting marshmallows and just generally having an awesome time without you Lumeah :(
21:34:00 <Digerati> ok... 1 fity, and that my final offer
21:34:00 <Lumeah> hi katatonic_kate01
21:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> Peeps n freaks
21:34:00 <Lumeah> yeah :(
21:34:00 <Lumeah> sozzy :
21:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lumeah: Hey :D
21:34:00 <psYbR> katatonic_kate01: come camping with me :3
21:34:00 <Lumeah> hey /o
21:34:00 <psYbR> Lumeah won't :(
21:34:00 <Lumeah> im a stick in the mud
21:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm not a very happy camper
21:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> Unless it's glamping
21:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> Next
21:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
21:38:00 <simba> kum
21:39:00 <milk> are supermarkets open on boxing day?
21:40:00 <Lumeah> dunno
21:40:00 <bee_girl> yep
21:40:00 <milk> Lumeah are you whoring on irc again?
21:42:00 <Lumeah> nope
21:42:00 <bee_girl> shut up milk
21:42:00 <milk> ?
21:42:00 <milk> just interested because I have $9.40
21:42:00 <ooomp> milk needs to have some chocolate stirred in
21:43:00 <ooomp> mmm milo
21:43:00 <Lumeah> lol
21:43:00 <Lumeah> NEXT!
21:44:00 <Lumeah> is that all you have..
21:45:00 <ooomp> $9.40 gets you a 4 second moan, dressed
21:45:00 <Lumeah> can you buy milo for that >?
21:45:00 <Lumeah> not even ooomp
21:45:00 <ooomp> I think you can
21:45:00 <ooomp> Ok. 2 seconds
21:46:00 <simba> merry christmas every1 http://cdndata.bigfooty.com/2014/12/99032_3981520a3daa9943d82a6f611fa10d72.jpg
21:46:00 <Lumeah> more like .2 seconds
21:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
21:46:00 <simba> kochieee wat a legend lolLzZ
21:47:00 <ooomp> :D
21:47:00 <milk> wow, I dun get sex wid dah deformed for $9.40?
21:47:00 <simba> Milk Stop Bein Weird Dude
21:47:00 <Lumeah> lol you clearly aren't getting any are you milk.
21:48:00 <milk> lol my hands reach
21:48:00 <Lumeah> milk you smelled your self lately cuz you stink!
21:48:00 <milk> you care?
21:48:00 <Lumeah> well im glad you know your hand well.
21:49:00 <Lumeah> i care if i have to smell it.. lol
21:49:00 <milk> lol
21:49:00 <Lumeah> your stink !
21:49:00 <Lumeah> everyone hates :P
21:49:00 <simba> showering habits have come into question
21:49:00 <Lumeah> OFF MILK.
21:49:00 <Lumeah> all chunky and all..
21:49:00 <milk> you're just upset because you're a joke
21:50:00 <simba> play nice milk
21:50:00 <simba> u rnt playing nice
21:50:00 <ooomp> simba, just another day on yesterdays chat network
21:50:00 <milk> wield the stick simba
21:50:00 <simba> thats how she likes it right ooomp
21:50:00 <ooomp> Indeed
21:51:00 <milk> Tony Abbott is an unelected official
21:51:00 <simba> thats boring
21:51:00 <amsy> hahaha the picture of kochie
21:51:00 <milk> NATA
21:52:00 <Lumeah> better than him moaning cuz he isn't getting any.. lol
21:52:00 <simba> kochiies da man
21:53:00 <milk> wut? you dun think shootin' and rootin' boongs is a good idea?
21:53:00 <simba> hey milk, alexander graham bell called, he said stfu lol
21:54:00 <milk> nup, no boongerrangs yet
21:54:00 <simba> just kidding milk ------ hes dead. RIP mr bell
21:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
21:55:00 <milk> still no boongerrangs
21:56:00 <milk> lol
21:56:00 <milk> might go have a swim in deh poowell
22:04:00 <bee_girl> evening frayedknot
22:05:00 <frayedknot> hey bee_girl
22:07:00 <JingleBalls> swimming in a poo well sounds thoroughly unpleasant
22:08:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooo
22:08:00 <Bastardly_One> snow in GTA V looks pretty on the PS4
22:08:00 <Bastardly_One> just updated
22:08:00 <JingleBalls> oh is it snowing
22:08:00 <JingleBalls> i'm going on shortly
22:08:00 <JingleBalls> better be fkn snowing on ps3
22:08:00 <Bastardly_One> you might have an update
22:08:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got one for the PS4
22:08:00 <pz> bee_girl,
22:08:00 <JingleBalls> i hope so i've been hanging out for snow
22:08:00 <pz> HoW R u
22:10:00 <Bastardly_One> bastards
22:10:00 <Bastardly_One> that was the trailer
22:10:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not in the update
22:10:00 <JingleBalls> :/
22:10:00 <Bastardly_One> cunts
22:10:00 <Lumeah> did you find out about your son and the fibro Bastardly_One?
22:10:00 <JingleBalls> its sposed to snow xmas eve
22:10:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet
22:11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so out Christmas day
22:11:00 <JingleBalls> yep
22:11:00 <Bastardly_One> did you get the gay tree in your apartment?
22:11:00 <JingleBalls> i'll just have to tell my family on xmas day i have to go and play in the snow on a video game and i'll be right back
22:11:00 <JingleBalls> yeah
22:11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm free until 4pm
22:11:00 <pz> so how r u guys
22:12:00 <Bastardly_One> so
22:12:00 <JingleBalls> http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/1189/xfsssQ0hmki26FfBGccOFg/0_0.jpg
22:12:00 <JingleBalls> that one
22:12:00 <Bastardly_One> hey wait
22:12:00 <Bastardly_One> last year they did it for a couple of days so
22:12:00 <pz> do u reckon there is manyu police on this channel
22:12:00 <JingleBalls> yeah there will be snow days during the holiday season
22:12:00 <Bastardly_One> but if it looks at good as in that trailer just then it's gonna be really good on this gen
22:13:00 <Bastardly_One> the weather effects are pretty visual
22:13:00 <Bastardly_One> when you get it you won't look bacl
22:13:00 <Bastardly_One> *back
22:13:00 <JingleBalls> i'm going to go play on my clunky old steam powered ps3
22:13:00 <JingleBalls> bblzzz
22:13:00 <pz> did u just ignore what i said\
22:13:00 <JingleBalls> yes
22:17:00 <StrykerX> Holy fuck I'm exhausted
22:18:00 <ooomp> Stop wanking
22:18:00 <StrykerX> Never!!
22:18:00 <ooomp> Continue being tired then
22:19:00 <StrykerX> That's not why I'm worn out lol
22:19:00 <StrykerX> That's later
22:19:00 <StrykerX> :>
22:20:00 <ooomp> Studies have shown excessive masturbation in males leads to tiredness even after many hours
22:20:00 <StrykerX> I was at work then caught up with mates
22:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol @ steam powered
22:22:00 <Pieter> nite
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> Circle jerking StrykerX
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01>
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
22:22:00 <StrykerX> Of course
22:23:00 <StrykerX> It's the loser thing to do :')
22:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> Did you take pics for me?
22:23:00 <StrykerX> Pics?
22:23:00 <StrykerX> Nah, vidz
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hawt
22:24:00 <StrykerX> Showing how real men get it up pill free :')
22:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hawt!
22:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Young, dumb and full of cum ?
22:26:00 <StrykerX> Nar, just young n dumb
22:26:00 <StrykerX> Cums on the grass in the garden
22:26:00 <StrykerX> :D
22:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fancy that !
22:30:00 <Sunbeam> hi everyone :)
22:31:00 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
22:33:00 <Pieter> hello Bellatrix
22:33:00 <Bellatrix> Hi Piet :)
22:33:00 <Pieter> nite Bellatrix
22:33:00 <Bellatrix> Good night...
22:39:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An2a1_Do_fc
22:41:00 <Digerati> yo bee_girl
22:42:00 <bee_girl> yo Digerati
22:42:00 <Digerati> i am getting used to rollies
22:42:00 <Digerati> i prefer tobacco than cigs
22:42:00 <bee_girl> yeah not all bad
22:42:00 <StrykerX> Stuff that
22:42:00 <StrykerX> Effort man
22:42:00 <Digerati> and you can make them as little as you want or huge
22:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yellow finger
22:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ewww
22:43:00 <Bellatrix> I prefer rollies but Im too lazy.
22:43:00 <Digerati> drum
22:43:00 <Digerati> and bank
22:43:00 <StrykerX> Howdy Bellatrix!
22:43:00 <Bellatrix> Hi...
22:44:00 <StrykerX> My sisters bf has rollies, I tried them but am not fond.
22:44:00 <Digerati> drum is the best brand mate
22:44:00 <StrykerX> Yeah but I'm lazy
22:44:00 <StrykerX> I prefer to just light up n go
22:45:00 <samaritan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbMNybRb1kY
22:45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Summertime Campus Tour (2010) (Sep 3, 2010) 10:21 - Category: Education - 11,503 views - 14 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:45:00 <Digerati> 57 bucks for drum
22:45:00 <StrykerX> What size puch?
22:45:00 <Digerati> you can get a machine to rol them
22:45:00 <StrykerX> Pouch too
22:45:00 <Digerati> the largest
22:45:00 <StrykerX> Now we're talking!
22:45:00 <StrykerX> However, with the investment of the machine, is it actually cheaper still?
22:46:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u925g6CgKuw
22:46:00 <Digerati> yes
22:46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Neil Young - Heart of Gold/Lyrics (Full HD) (Jul 11, 2011) 3:03 - Category: Music - 2,600,647 views - likes (98.7%), 168 dislikes (1.3%)
22:46:00 <StrykerX> Hrm
22:46:00 <StrykerX> What's the machine cost?
22:46:00 <Bellatrix> I would assume so ...
22:46:00 <Digerati> many machines
22:46:00 <Bellatrix> Its like a dodgey little plastic thing?
22:46:00 <StrykerX> lol
22:46:00 <Digerati> you can get metal
22:46:00 <StrykerX> $2 from an asian shop then
22:47:00 <Bellatrix> something like that,
22:47:00 <Bellatrix> .
22:47:00 <samaritan> Digerati irc no good for your eyes
22:47:00 <Digerati> zzzz
22:48:00 <samaritan> .= stop
22:48:00 <Digerati> fuck off
22:48:00 <StrykerX> lol @ topic
22:48:00 <StrykerX> Retart
22:48:00 <samaritan> retert
22:49:00 <Digerati> i am getting a gym membership soon, will be quitting totally
22:49:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbeIv39s04s
22:49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Battleme - Hey Hey, My My (Sons of Anarchy S03E13) (Dec 5, 2010) 2:57 - Category: Music - 8,208,920 views - 36,228 likes (98.5%), 560 dislikes (1.5%)
22:49:00 <Digerati> down to 10 cigs a day now
22:49:00 <StrykerX> Not going to become another mrwulf I hope
22:56:00 <samaritan> thats what Im talking about folks
22:56:00 <StrykerX> Hi hally2014
22:56:00 <StrykerX> ASL
22:56:00 <Bastardly_One> be a good samaritan and shut up
22:56:00 <samaritan> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/25848630/shopping-continues-into-the-night/
22:57:00 <samaritan> im a bad samaritan what is to you b1
22:57:00 <bee_girl> oh a cool tinder person! who would have thought
22:57:00 <StrykerX> bee_girl, hot tinder date?
22:58:00 <bee_girl> ah maybe
22:58:00 <bee_girl> just chatting atm
22:58:00 <samaritan> Digerati:?
22:58:00 <bee_girl> i should get rid of the app but occassionally there is a match from an old person
22:58:00 <StrykerX> lol
22:58:00 <samaritan> you been to prince edward island
22:58:00 <bee_girl> he had a great first question
22:58:00 <samaritan> their MBA is half the cost of australian MBA
22:59:00 <samaritan> and seems empty town
23:00:00 <StrykerX> "Do you put out?"
23:00:00 <StrykerX> :P
23:00:00 <samaritan> http://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/ottawa-police-make-arrests-in-pathway-killing-of-international-student
23:00:00 <bee_girl> lol
23:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> Next
23:00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hai kate
23:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hi
23:01:00 <Bellatrix> What was it bee_girl?
23:01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah tell us so I can use it :P
23:01:00 <bee_girl> "Hi, ok who is your favourite historical figure and why?"
23:02:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet it doesn't work
23:02:00 <Bellatrix> Hrmm that is a good question.. definitely gets you thinking.
23:02:00 <Bastardly_One> Bellatrix, Hi, ok who is your favourite historical figure and why?
23:02:00 <slower> bee_girl you still use it after all the horror stories?
23:02:00 <Bastardly_One> *wink wink*
23:02:00 <bee_girl> no u guys just think it was horror
23:02:00 <bee_girl> i had one date off tinder
23:02:00 <bee_girl> the foot guy
23:02:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, pfft :P
23:02:00 <Bellatrix> the foot guy?
23:03:00 <bee_girl> though overall i think tinder is a soul destroyer
23:03:00 <Bellatrix> Oh absolutly.. so superficial but good for shits and giggles
23:03:00 <bee_girl> yeah the foot fetish guy
23:03:00 <samaritan> http://www.royallepagepei.com/6.jpg
23:03:00 <StrykerX> LOL
23:04:00 <StrykerX> Have fun with that
23:04:00 <bee_girl> im not really in need of a tinder person
23:04:00 <StrykerX> Speaking of foot fetishes
23:04:00 <bee_girl> but interesting he popped up just now
23:04:00 <StrykerX> Sup Bastardly_One?
23:04:00 <samaritan> canada is calling we come in peace
23:04:00 <Bastardly_One> where'd I come into it?
23:05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, not much ...
23:05:00 <StrykerX> lol
23:05:00 <StrykerX> Sounds exciting
23:05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it is ... believe me ... not
23:08:00 <Bastardly_One> this pot is evil
23:08:00 <Lumeah> why
23:08:00 <Lumeah> hey matrix
23:08:00 <StrykerX> You scared him off
23:08:00 <Bastardly_One> DRUG TESTING
23:08:00 <Bastardly_One> The Federal Government looks set to crack down on those on the dole by introducing compulsory drug testing. Positive results would mean payments are slashed.
23:08:00 <Bastardly_One> cool
23:09:00 <StrykerX> :>
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> see ya later most of this channel
23:09:00 <StrykerX> About time, Bastardly_One!
23:09:00 <StrykerX> Should've been done years ago!
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on the DSP ... I'm all good :P
23:09:00 <Lumeah> no i didn't ,,lol
23:09:00 <Bellatrix> oh like that will pass Bastardly_One, Im sure it breaches some human right
23:09:00 <Bellatrix> :P
23:09:00 <samaritan> going to make a turkey sandwich
23:09:00 <bee_girl> }mm yum
23:10:00 <Bellatrix> And Abbott would be voted out in a heart beat if that were to occur
23:10:00 <bee_girl> im thinking of snacking on prawns i bought today
23:10:00 <samaritan> got prawns too might as well deep fry them
23:10:00 <StrykerX> He's going anyway
23:10:00 <StrykerX> Might as well leave his mark
23:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> It wouldn't be breaching human rights
23:10:00 <Bellatrix> hahaha
23:10:00 <Bellatrix> Nah - it just won't happen
23:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> Illegal drugs are ... Illegal
23:11:00 <samaritan> abbott is a one term PM
23:11:00 <StrykerX> Really Kate?
23:11:00 <StrykerX> Neverrrr!!
23:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yep?
23:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
23:11:00 <Bellatrix> yeah but nah but yeah? :P
23:11:00 <Bastardly_One> the only government going to succeed in aust is one that takes from those that can afford it
23:12:00 <samaritan> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/prostitutes-hidden-in-secret-room-at-paradise-playmates-brothel-court-hears/story-fni0fee2-1227159611085
23:12:00 <samaritan> its the dungeon i suppose
23:12:00 <StrykerX> So mein fuhrer Gillard
23:12:00 <StrykerX> And her taxing the fuck out of anyone who works?
23:13:00 <Bastardly_One> she wasn't any better
23:13:00 <samaritan> iron ore price halved cause of better export to the world
23:13:00 <samaritan> Mr rhyme forehead shock shorten be the new PM
23:13:00 <Bellatrix> Im not sure you can satisfy everyone.
23:14:00 <slower> they were going to go after the big boys who paid 1% or no tax, but they changed their mind, its all too hard
23:14:00 <Bastardly_One> you will never satisify anyone 100% of the time
23:14:00 <Bastardly_One> *satisfy
23:15:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
23:15:00 <samaritan> http://treehornexpress.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/shorten20bill2.jpg
23:15:00 <slower> Bastardly_One 50/50 would be fair dont you think?
23:15:00 <StrykerX> If you're going to introduce a tax, make it hit everyone
23:15:00 <StrykerX> Not just those who put in effort in life
23:15:00 <Picard> bite me
23:16:00 <samaritan> http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2013/08/13/1226696/595622-130814-krygsman.jpg
23:17:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf
23:17:00 <Bastardly_One> how smashed was I when I got that?
23:17:00 <Bastardly_One> I just found deb instant mash with onion
23:17:00 <Bastardly_One> in a packet in a bag
23:17:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
23:17:00 <Loof> love that shit
23:17:00 <samaritan> did brisbane win the crown's bid
23:17:00 <Loof> hmm avg is actuall ok
23:18:00 <Loof> actually*
23:18:00 <samaritan> PEI is basically the farming capital of canada
23:18:00 <Loof> for free
23:18:00 <Bastardly_One> avast free is good
23:18:00 <Loof> cool
23:19:00 <samaritan> i use avira
23:19:00 <Bastardly_One> doing anything for Christmas Loof?
23:19:00 <Picard> sex with animals is illegal.
23:19:00 <Loof> i won a race in gta today for the first time in weeks
23:19:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... good shit
23:19:00 <Loof> brother is coming over we're doing a turkey and ham
23:19:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not played for ages
23:19:00 <StrykerX> You're "Doing" a Turkey?
23:19:00 <samaritan> many single widows has pets in their bed Picard
23:19:00 <StrykerX> O.o
23:20:00 <Loof> roasting it
23:20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm free until 4 ... then doing dinner
23:20:00 <StrykerX> Oh
23:20:00 <samaritan> they find dogs amusing
23:20:00 <Loof> plus a HUGE xmas cake with 500ml brandy in it
23:20:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One hows xmas for u when u have no friends or family who like you?
23:20:00 <Bastardly_One> make sure you put sweet mustard on that ham
23:20:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking awesome shit
23:21:00 <samaritan> n splash of real maple syrup
23:21:00 <StrykerX> Peace out bitches
23:21:00 <samaritan> Picard is it true your a firebug for victoria?
23:22:00 <Picard> no
23:22:00 <Picard> only fire i set is in my wifes pants
23:22:00 <samaritan> katatonic_kate01 are you single
23:22:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking woman
23:22:00 <Bastardly_One> sit still
23:22:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean wb
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> No
23:23:00 <Picard> why would she sit still with a creepy cunt like u near her?
23:23:00 <samaritan> i need money to study MBA at UPEI
23:23:00 <Picard> sell your body for sex
23:24:00 <samaritan> you know im no match for your mum Picard
23:24:00 <samaritan> she would steal all my customer
23:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Bitch please
23:25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh did you see the Minister for Social Services gift to the homeless for Christmas
23:25:00 <Bastardly_One> cuts to funding!
23:25:00 <Picard> good to see Bastardly_One
23:25:00 <Bastardly_One> WOO!
23:25:00 <Picard> why help those cunts who cant help themselves
23:26:00 <Loof> katatonic_kate01 just remember:
23:26:00 <Loof> http://youtu.be/etMZWLf9Ydo
23:26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Lego Movie Everything Is Awesome (Dec 22, 2014) 1:51 - Category: Film & Animation - 4 views views - likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:26:00 <Picard> or dont want to help themselves
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol @ loof
23:27:00 <samaritan> Christmas shopping boosts economy by $7.1 billion
23:28:00 <Bastardly_One> this song send me into a trance
23:28:00 <Bastardly_One> bitch of a song
23:28:00 <Bastardly_One> I get lost in it on good speakers
23:28:00 <Loof> lol
23:28:00 <samaritan> With shoppers estimated to spend $43 billion before Christmas,
23:28:00 <Picard> u are always in a trance
23:29:00 <Picard> chadstone is open for 34 hours
23:30:00 <samaritan> hard to find a carpark there
23:30:00 <Bastardly_One> Chadstone is a big mall of nothingness
23:31:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK1mLIeXwsQ
23:32:00 <samaritan> that why i shop at coles or bilo
23:32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 & Kaskade - I Remember (HQ) (Sep 19, 2008) 9:54 - Category: Music - 24,835,239 views - 97,828 likes (97.4%), 2,662 dislikes (2.6%)
23:32:00 <bee_girl> bbq shapes arent as good as they used to be
23:32:00 <Bastardly_One> this song has me in a trance too
23:32:00 <Picard> u cant afford chadstone
23:32:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh they're not bee_girl
23:32:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
23:32:00 <samaritan> guy came out of prison on a bail after 20 years and the authority finds out he was innocent
23:33:00 <Picard> lucky he got out
23:33:00 <Bastardly_One> bee_girl
23:33:00 <Bastardly_One> click that link
23:33:00 <samaritan> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/25848251/father-speaks-on-sons-release/
23:33:00 <Picard> creeper leave her alone
23:33:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd like that ... it's "nice"
23:33:00 <samaritan> so emotional he seems like good bloke too
23:34:00 <samaritan> i gurantee ya nothing good is waiting for me
23:34:00 <Bastardly_One> that chick just has the right vocals
23:34:00 <Bastardly_One> so lush
23:34:00 <Picard> such a creeper
23:35:00 <Bastardly_One> got another one after this you'd not of heard but is amazing by a totally different kind of artist
23:36:00 <Bastardly_One> if you last the entire nearly 10 mins
23:36:00 <Bastardly_One> you've an excellent attention span
23:36:00 <Bastardly_One> so when you're ready say so :P
23:37:00 <samaritan> Oh Gawd my tooth fellout!!
23:37:00 <samaritan> http://www.smh.com.au/it-pro/west-australians-biggest-ice-users-in-the-country-survey-finds-20141125-11tb85.html
23:38:00 <Loof> steam is having insane sales
23:39:00 <Bastardly_One> bee_girl
23:39:00 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2p84Xdx8ck
23:39:00 <Bastardly_One> this is ... so ... good
23:39:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq3pDuJeMqQ
23:39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Forever young - Audra Mae - Sons of Anarchy (Mar 17, 2010) 2:38 - Category: Entertainment - 2,993,176 views - 13,335 likes (98.6%), 196 dislikes (1.4%)
23:39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How To Destroy Angels - Ice age (Nov 28, 2012) 7:17 - Category: Music - 904,929 views - 9,007 likes (95.5%), 425 dislikes (4.5%)
23:39:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh click that
23:39:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG ... so good
23:40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's Trent Reznor's wife
23:43:00 <samaritan> doctor all the state labs moving into yours
23:44:00 <samaritan> then they will shipment through camels groin or the ghan
23:46:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uBTUMADjGk
23:46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to destroy angels_ Keep it together_ [official] (Oct 8, 2012) 5:17 - Category: Music - 188,531 views - 2,501 likes (94.8%), 137 dislikes (5.2%)
23:46:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One on a rant tonight, spamming the channel
23:48:00 <Bastardly_One> stop sending me notices
23:48:00 <Bastardly_One> [23:48] -Picard- preying on any under age kids lately?
23:49:00 <samaritan> Drug destroyed the nation
23:52:00 <Picard> huh?
23:52:00 <bee_girl> he doedsnt know what hes talkin about
23:53:00 <Picard> :)
23:54:00 <bee_girl> can someone pls take away the bbq shapes?
23:54:00 <Lumeah> ok
23:55:00 <bee_girl> he needs fattening up
23:55:00 <Lumeah> yup