// #d&d — 2016-05-17
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00:05:29 <Avatar> that's not how it works mate
00:08:16 <Brunius> No
00:08:21 <Brunius> Game was pretty much DOA
00:08:56 <Avatar> you say that but I'm playing it right now in a party of 5
00:19:22 <Mekkis> http://www.gnd-tech.com/content/1030-The-Degeneration-of-Gaming
01:17:50 <Steven1> sup
01:17:56 <Steven1> buzzed my head.
01:17:59 <Steven1> time to shave.
01:19:25 <Avatar> that article is the degeneration of a news page, having to scroll through pages
01:28:34 <Brunius> ^^^
01:28:50 <Mekkis> you're a degeneration of a gamer
01:57:16 <Mekkis> Brunius, is this your first election?
01:57:30 <Brunius> federal, yes
01:57:40 <Brunius> I voted in the state election like, a week after I turned 18
01:57:52 <Mekkis> How are you going to vote?
01:58:23 <Brunius> ...with a pen and ballot paper?
01:59:05 <Mekkis> Above or below the line?
01:59:15 <Brunius> Depends how I feel on the day.
01:59:52 <Mekkis> If the election were held today, which party would you vote for?
02:00:12 <Brunius> PUP!
02:00:26 <Brunius> (Has he actually got rid of things yet, or just said he will?)
02:00:50 <Brunius> probably greens. I have to look into which members are in my seat, too.
02:03:30 <Mekkis> He did get rid of the carbon tax
02:03:44 <Mekkis> Australia is the only country in the world to get rid of one of those
02:04:39 <Mekkis> Brunius, just make sure you put labor before liberal. My working conditions depend on it.
02:47:20 <MekkisTmux> Avatar: you should ask them that, if it's so important to you...
03:36:47 <steven> hey hey
03:37:19 <steven> so the plunder and peril is actually pretty ucking brutal, almost tpk'd them again today... twice in a row.
04:25:14 <Avatar> I'm not asking anyone anything
04:52:03 <andy> i love u guys
04:52:29 <MekkisTmux> I don't believe you
04:52:51 <andy> wat ever gang/clan/membership u guys are all in....I also want to be a part of...what do i need to do to be on of yous?
04:53:15 <andy> on *one
04:54:00 <andy> I will fully commit to all your terms and conditions
04:54:56 <andy> I am abe to start ASAP and become a member of your organisation
04:56:16 <andy> In addition, I have excelent surveillence skills and flawless torture methods
04:56:47 <andy> My reume is attached for your persual
04:57:25 <andy> I look forward to a professional interview in the hopes of becoming an integral member of your organisation
04:58:15 <andy> thanks guys
05:02:03 <Avatar> mate I am very lazy
05:02:05 <Avatar> believe me
05:14:08 <Brunius> angiie, have you paid the membership fee?
05:14:15 <Brunius> Avatar usually collects them
05:14:20 <Brunius> It's a mere $20/month
05:14:36 <steven> its a decent spell.
05:14:51 <angiie> dude, that may be pocket money to u, but its a lot of money to me
05:14:56 <steven> save or suck w/ two saves is a bit on the weaker side though.
05:15:00 <angiie> can u waiver the fee?
05:15:08 <angiie> im on centrelink
05:17:04 <Brunius> Take it up with Avatar man
05:18:04 <Mekkis> She cast the spell
05:18:17 <angiie> i own 15 cats, money it tight coz i gotta buy food for em
05:18:27 <steven> word
05:20:03 <steven> that sucks.
05:29:05 <Mekkis> so you don't care, Avatar
05:39:19 <Steven1> have you considered killing one cat and letting the others consume it until you've a reasonable number of cats?
05:40:42 <angiie> have u considered getting convicted as im sending that statement to the RSPCA
05:41:45 <Steven1> nothing wrong with that statement, you're butchering an animal to feed another.
05:42:20 <angiie> that's not how the RSPCA will see it
05:42:26 <angiie> ill see u in court
05:42:28 <Steven1> and really... whats a little canabalism between highly specialized murder machines we call cats.
05:42:36 <Steven1> also... I'm not from AU
05:43:07 <angiie> I would NEVER do such a thing u cruel heartless CUNT
05:43:08 <Steven1> or from the UK
05:43:31 <Steven1> well fine... i guess somebody doesnt like creative solutions.
05:44:08 <angiie> i do, i have a better idea, how about i slay you and feed u to my cats
05:44:27 <Steven1> that is a possibility.
05:45:04 <Steven1> how do you feel about large dog breeds?
05:45:27 <Avatar> I don't care enough
05:45:42 <angiie> ur a cruel cunt, im not talking to u
05:46:38 <Steven1> Brunius... i think i offended your friend with a flippant comment about cat cannibalism
05:46:59 <Brunius> :(
05:47:27 <Steven1> when you get a momment could you explain to them i'm actually against animal cruelty
05:47:43 <Brunius> He's not my friend, I just don't have the power to ban them
05:48:08 <Steven1> though to be fair, the mear presence of a cat sends me into an alergic fit that can send me to the hospital, so i feel im justified in murdering them since they can murder me.
05:48:23 <Steven1> mere?
05:48:35 <Steven1> i can never remember the correct spelling on that one.
05:56:04 <Steven1> time to clear out some space on my computer.
05:56:09 <Steven1> too many games i havent played in months.
05:59:08 <Steven1> and thats how you clear up 80gig
06:02:10 <Brunius> mere, yeah
06:02:22 <Brunius> I'm allergic to cats, too, but not nearly to the same extent
06:02:30 <Brunius> I just get hayfever-like symptoms around them
06:02:39 <Steven1> it varies wildly from cat to cat.
06:02:53 <Steven1> some cats just make my lungs itch
06:02:57 <Steven1> others make my throat close
06:03:34 <Steven1> my friend tyler's old cat, thing could sit on my chest and i'd have zero problems
06:04:33 <Avatar> mekkis nobody is going to vote liberal
06:10:20 <Steven1> another 15gigs gone.
06:13:52 <Steven1> well i think thats about the end of the clearance.
06:14:53 <Steven1> 102gb cleared
06:14:57 <Brunius> `op
06:15:41 <Brunius> `op
06:15:50 <Brunius> oh man how do I do this
06:15:57 <Brunius> first step is kick Steven1, right
06:16:04 <Steven1> i think thats right.
06:18:43 <Steven1> now lets go puchase a game to fill this new found space back up
06:23:59 <Steven1> im thinking stellaris
06:49:01 <MekkisTmux> nice job, Brunius
06:49:17 <Brunius> Ah! Here's the second chump I've gotta kick
06:56:26 <MekkisTmux> mea? or my znc friend.
06:57:33 <Mekkis> me?
06:58:11 <Avatar> either or
06:58:46 <Mekkis> hey Brunius, I'm in Melbourne at the moment. Kick me and I'll kick you...
07:00:39 <Steven1> well theres another person going to paizocon cause i talked em into it.
07:05:44 <Avatar> what did you say
07:05:47 <Steven1> avatar, jump on a plane and come play with us.
07:05:53 <Steven1> I'll buy your ticket.
07:06:07 <Avatar> you're not paying for my plane ticket
07:06:49 <Steven1> nope thats on you buddy
07:06:51 <Mekkis> steven1, if you pay for my plane ticket, I'll come.
07:07:05 <Steven1> buy i'll buy your paizocon ticket
07:07:32 <Mekkis> what about accommodation?
07:07:58 <Steven1> crashin on the floor at my buddies house
07:09:11 <Mekkis> is that solution available to me?
07:09:52 <Steven1> iunno, you coming to paizocon?
07:09:53 <Mekkis> that reminds me, is Delta shit?
07:10:07 <Steven1> meh, delta aint bad
07:10:09 <Mekkis> not if I need to pay for accommodation
07:25:26 Topic for #d&d is: AEDT (UTC+11:00) || Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au || https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/pathfinder-society-online-collective
07:25:26 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Mon Nov 30 17:40:08 2015
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07:27:03 <Steven1> sorry man, my buddy says he doesnt want a person he doesnt know crashing on his floor with us
07:29:11 <Avatar> mekkis is actually a good crasher
07:29:52 <Brunius> there you go Steve, you can tell your mate another person he doesn't know vouches for the first person he doesn't know
07:30:24 <Mekkis> thanks Avatar.
07:32:19 <Steven1> haha, yeah im sure he will be reassured
07:32:52 <Steven1> but seriously, he said mekkis is a no go, but either you or avatar could totally come hold down his carpet
07:34:28 <Mekkis> that's cool, I'll give it a miss this year.
07:36:30 <Avatar> what does that mean, hold down his carpet
07:42:49 <Steven1> sleeping
07:46:20 <Steven1> but sadly he doesnt want somebody he doesnt know to crash on his floor.
07:47:07 <Steven1> i think its about time to go to sleep myself.
07:48:30 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pp6f&page=2?Blood-Money#51
07:51:36 <Avatar> what are we supposed to be looking at there
07:57:25 <Avatar> king of no context
07:58:32 <steven> Ah, those pancakes were faantastic.
08:00:37 <Mekkis> My enchiladas were great
08:00:40 <Mekkis> Turkey mince
08:00:44 <Mekkis> Scotch fillet
08:05:57 <Mekkis> Avatar, I admire your optimism
08:06:33 <Avatar> nobody here
08:09:29 <Mekkis> steven, 16 12 14 12 14 7 before racials sound good?
08:16:51 <Mekkis> !item ioun stone, vibrant purple prism
08:16:56 <diebot> Mekkis, IOUN STONE CRIMSON SPHERE [moderate transmutation] CL:12 none 24000gp, NULLlb
08:16:56 <diebot> This stone grants you a +2 enhancement bonus to Intelligence. The bonuses from multiple crimson spheres stack (up to a maximum of a +6 enhancement bonus to Intelligence). Source: Seekers
08:21:53 <Mekkis> !item ring of spell storing
08:21:54 <diebot> Mekkis, RING OF SPELL STORING [moderate evocation] CL:9 ring 50000gp, 0lb
08:21:54 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/items/ring_of_spell_storing.html
08:22:15 <Mekkis> !item ring of spell storing, minor
08:22:15 <diebot> Mekkis, RING OF SPELL STORING, MINOR [faint evocation] CL:5 ring 18000gp, 0lb
08:22:16 <diebot> As the minor ring of spell storing, except it holds up to 3 levels of spells. Source: Ultimate Equipment
08:26:05 <steven> ugh.... so fuckin annoyed by the upgrade to windows 10
08:27:08 <Mekkis> why?
08:27:12 <Mekkis> just do it
08:28:26 <steven> that doesnt sound like an enchiladas
08:29:55 <Steven1> it did it on it own.
08:29:59 <Steven1> i didnt want it on this machine
08:30:18 <Brunius> FUCK YOU AVATAR, I'M GONNA VOTE LIBERAL JUST BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT
08:30:29 <Brunius> greens>labor>liberal
08:31:00 <Mekkis> Steven1, can an asmodeus-worshipping cleric be proficient in the favoured weapon of the hellknight order she represents
08:31:01 <Mekkis> ?
08:31:20 <steven> but hey, make due with whatcha got
08:31:27 <Steven1> a cleric is proficient in their deities favored weapon.
08:31:57 <Mekkis> how do you rate KAP
08:31:58 <Mekkis> ?
08:32:20 <Brunius> haven't looked into their policies, but Katter seems like a fuckwit
08:33:12 <Mekkis> when I email politicians, KAP consistently responds the most sensibly
08:33:55 <Mekkis> you should email all of the candidates
08:37:13 <Mekkis> steven, how would you make a cleric (or perhaps oracle) that specialises in melee combat?
08:37:42 <steven> high str/con medium casting stat
08:38:02 <steven> prepare those self buff spells
08:38:06 <steven> get fates favored
08:38:18 <steven> divine favor for +2 is good at lower level
08:40:32 <Mekkis> What domains would I look at?
08:40:54 <Mekkis> http://pastebin.com/5XzuYdDF
08:41:06 <steven> probably war.
08:41:32 <steven> variant channeling is also pretty amazing
08:43:01 <steven> strength domain is pretty strong later on.
08:43:27 <Mekkis> What do you think about Lesser Spellcasting Contract?
08:43:36 <Mekkis> !spell Spellcasting Contract, lesser
08:43:39 <diebot> Mekkis, SPELLCASTING CONTRACT, LESSER evocation ([]) cleric/oracle 5 10 minutes Range: touch willing creature touched Comp: V, S, F (a written contract) Duration: permanent until contractually terminated Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)Source: AP 29
08:43:39 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/spellcasting_contract,_lesser.html
08:43:44 <steven> destruction domain is also pretty aweome.
08:44:16 <steven> and the rage subdomain is boss
08:44:59 <steven> its alright.
08:45:29 <Mekkis> +2 profane bonus to attacks, saves, and checks seems like a good exchange for a 5th level slot
08:45:32 <steven> one of my newer favorite spells is Scroll Contigiancy
08:45:42 <Mekkis> ah, that one
08:46:18 <Mekkis> What scrolls do you use?
08:47:05 <steven> I think Righteous Might probably better use of 5th level slot
08:47:36 <Mekkis> Perhaps, depending on action economies
08:49:03 <steven> Well, my build is built for scroll abuse.
08:49:49 <steven> so i use scroll at my characters caster level. So, scroll contingancy on a Named Bullet w/ a gunslinger in the party.
08:50:00 <steven> trigger was the word Shazam.
08:50:24 <Mekkis> you're 16th level?
08:50:44 <steven> literally every fight started with "If We're going to fight, give me your name and I'll give you mine. I'd like to know what to put on the tombstone..."
08:50:47 <steven> worked every time.
08:50:58 <steven> yeah, but it could work with a lot of different things.
08:51:31 <steven> shazam-Divine Favor.
08:51:33 <Mekkis> I figured that once you're level 16, you can just use Contingency
08:51:38 <Steven1> why do you think joining a hellknight orderwould change that?
08:51:47 <Mekkis> Contingent scroll isn't on the cleric list
08:52:52 <steven> You're right. my character was built to abuse scrolls.
08:53:15 <Mekkis> I mean, nice idea and everything
08:54:02 <Mekkis> What do you think about this:
08:54:40 <steven> if you go with the Spirit Guide Oracle w/ the lore hex from lore shaman.
08:54:42 <Mekkis> Lame gnomish spirit guide oracle (nature) worshipping Asmodeus.
08:55:05 <Mekkis> Can enter a spellcasting contract with his mount.
08:55:39 <Mekkis> with the potential of going Hellknight Signifer
08:56:53 <steven> could work
08:57:41 <Mekkis> I suppose the question I'm trying to get an answer to is:
08:58:14 <Mekkis> Can I be relevant in melee with a small number of feats available?
08:58:27 <steven> spells are like feats
08:58:44 <Mekkis> as in: 1st Quick Draw, 3rd Power Attack, 5th???
08:59:04 <Mekkis> (What feats is a meleeer supposed to take anyway?)
08:59:12 <steven> toughness
08:59:32 <Mekkis> they have their own favoured weapons
08:59:44 <Mekkis> what else?
08:59:48 <Mekkis> Power attack, obviously
08:59:55 <steven> Furious focus
09:00:02 <steven> since you'll only have 1 attack for the longest time
09:00:14 <Mekkis> (is mounted combat -> rideby attack -> spirited charge viable?)
09:00:34 <steven> it could be, but
09:00:38 <Steven1> its a club not a deity
09:01:06 <steven> i think you'd probably have better luck w/ a battle oracle
09:01:17 <Mekkis> no, a mace
09:01:34 <steven> you get weapon mastery
09:01:37 <steven> skill at arms
09:01:49 <steven> surprising charge is increaddibly powerful.
09:02:06 <steven> immediate action move 20ft
09:02:23 <steven> and you still have the option to charge.
09:03:01 <steven> could also look at warpriest.
09:03:09 <steven> get over the small sized weapon penalty
09:03:14 <Mekkis> minor ring of spell storing with a CL40 dispel magic in it sounds good
09:04:05 <Mekkis> Hmmm
09:04:57 <steven> i think i'd probably go with battle spirit guide oracle
09:05:17 <Mekkis> Other option is Asmodean Cleric (Trickery, Law)...
09:06:15 <Mekkis> Maybe human could be better for the feat.
09:07:46 <Mekkis> So, since my character became a vampire, my GM has told me that my character's alignment is now LE.
09:08:08 <Mekkis> Still, what feats would that be?
09:08:10 <Mekkis> So far, I haven't changed how I've been roleplaying him. Should I?
09:08:40 <Mekkis> Should I change my roleplaying to fit my alignment, or my alignment to fit my roleplaying?
09:08:44 <Mekkis> 1st toughness, quick draw; 3rd power attack; 5th furious focus?
09:09:56 <Mekkis> And is that enough?
09:14:17 <steven> should be decent
09:14:49 <steven> maybe weapon focus
09:15:27 <steven> then there is the channel smite
09:15:38 <steven> channeling force is pretty cool as well
09:16:30 <steven> imo better then channel smite, but requires you to be able to cast force spells
09:17:31 <Mekkis> !prdfeat channel smite
09:17:31 <diebot> Mekkis, CHANNEL SMITE [Combat]Prereq: Channel energy class feature. You can channel your divine energy through a melee weapon you wield.
09:17:32 <diebot> Benefit: Before you make a melee attack roll, you can choose to spend one use of your channel energy ability as a swift action. If you channel positive energy and you hit an undead creature, that creature takes an amount of additional damage equal to the damage dealt by your channel positive energy ability. If you channel negative energy and you
09:17:32 <diebot> hit a living creature, that creature takes an amount of additional damage equal to the damage dealt by your channel negative energy ability. Your target can make a Will save, as normal, to halve this additional damage. If your attack misses, the channel energy ability is still expended with no effect. Source: Core
09:17:56 <Mekkis> Oh wow
09:18:10 <Mekkis> !prdfeat channeling force
09:18:11 <diebot> Mekkis, CHANNELING SCOURGE [] Your zeal for hunting your faith's enemies empowers your ability to channel divine energy, as long as you channel that energy for harm. Prerequisites: Channel energy class feature, inquisitor level 1st. Benefit: When you use channel energy to deal damage, your inquisitor levels count as cleric levels for determining
09:18:11 <diebot> the number of damage dice and the saving throw DC.
09:18:11 <diebot> Benefit: Source: UC
09:20:27 <Mekkis> So Channeling force would require cleric 3.
09:20:58 <steven> yup
09:21:09 <steven> but i think its better then channel smite
09:21:24 <steven> because the positive/negative energy becomes force
09:21:29 <Steven1> well, should probably impact how you roleplay him.
09:22:01 <Steven1> the necessities of your character force you to do things that the majority of people would deem evil.
09:22:39 <Mekkis> Hmmm
09:23:45 <Mekkis> How important should I be treating charisma?
09:25:19 <steven> however important you want to treat it.
09:25:36 <steven> I'm going to go to sleep now, i've someplace to be in 5 hours.
10:38:27 <Avatar> 5 cha
10:38:45 <Mekkis> Avatar, just because you have no charisma.
10:40:34 <Brunius> low cha cleric
10:40:58 <Avatar> boost up the wis to 20 or 22
10:41:54 <Mekkis> what overall stat line then?
10:48:46 <Avatar> 10 10 10 20 14 5
10:51:08 <Mekkis> And Avatar reveals why he's had more character deaths than everyone else in this channel combined.
10:52:10 <Avatar> it's not a build for me
10:52:12 <Avatar> it's for you
10:52:29 <Mekkis> it doesn't even add up
10:52:29 <Avatar> I've got my character deaths than anyone here combined because I don't munchkin up my characters
10:52:38 <Avatar> yeah it's just rough
10:52:43 <Avatar> you can finetune it, you get the idea
10:53:02 <Mekkis> Anyway, this is a melee clerix
10:53:10 <Mekkis> cleric*
10:56:37 <Mekkis> 16 12 14 12 14 7 before racials?
11:25:06 <Avatar> 20 5 10 20 10 5
18:31:55 <Avatar> windows 10 is better mate
18:32:12 <Avatar> it's not like you were forced to upgrade to vista
18:53:13 <Avatar> you won't vote liberal brunius
18:54:41 <Avatar> Mekkis: you should ask politicians if they will provide enough funding for defence to upgrade from microsoft office 2003
18:55:37 <Avatar> they don't need money for tanks or helicopters or artillery, they need money for a current version of office
19:14:36 <Avatar> that pastebin says "we support the NBN in its current form" without explanation
19:15:54 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pp6f&page=2?Blood-Money#51
19:18:59 <Avatar> what are we supposed to be looking at there
19:24:48 <Avatar> king of no context
20:45:01 <MekkisTmux> This was last election
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20:46:03 <Mekkis> Steven1, tell him to meet me in good ol' CBR
20:57:45 <Steven1> the what?
20:59:37 <Mekkis> in Canberra
20:59:59 <Mekkis> he can crash on my couch
21:04:21 <Steven1> if he went to australia, i'd be willing to bet he would get a hotel.
21:33:27 <Mekkis> you haven't seen the price of hotels here.
21:35:10 <Mekkis> was looking at the cleric, trying to work out if Deceased would mentor him
21:35:44 <Mekkis> maybe if he were a half-elf... or a gnome. Not a human
21:36:59 <Mekkis> I mean, Deceased is a bit racist
21:49:02 <Mekkis> hmmm
21:49:12 <Mekkis> how does spell preparation work?
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23:32:07 <Avatar> do any of you have evolve
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23:34:51 <Mekkis> No, I've already reached the pinnacle of evolution.
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23:51:59 <Avatar> have you tough
23:52:01 <Avatar> though*
23:52:20 <Mekkis> I already said that I had
23:52:56 <Mekkis> you still climbing, Avatar?
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