// #d&d — 2016-05-07
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00:56:14 <andy> oi whitey ya white cunt
00:56:33 <andy> watyadoin?
01:08:50 <Relaxer> so increadibly annoying. I pulled a muscle in my groin.
01:10:53 <andy> oi whitey
01:10:59 <andy> oi whiteness
01:11:39 <andy> is it true u dont like aboriginies?
01:12:10 <andy> if thats true wat are u doing in this country u fuck wit
01:12:27 <andy> oi whitey ya racist cunt
01:12:42 <andy> stop playing possum
01:13:08 <andy> ur a f dog
01:21:00 <Relaxer> had to go to the store
01:27:47 <Relaxer> feeling pretty damn grumpy now.
02:10:16 patience has quit (Z-Lined)
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03:09:03 Kathy is now known as Laurent
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04:27:52 <Avatar> you always seem to be getting injured somehow
05:26:45 <Relaxer> i made tacos tonight, with guac.
05:26:49 <Relaxer> I am satiated
05:27:55 <Mekkis> I'm making tuna mornay. With fresh tuna
05:30:18 <Relaxer> nice
05:30:34 <Relaxer> so looks like trump is the republican nominee
05:30:51 <Relaxer> I may be moving to another country.
05:33:47 <Steven|M> time to walk back to my house.
05:34:49 <Steven|M> when i bought my router, my friends were telling me what a colossal waste of money it was, but considering that it provides a connection all the way to my dads house.
05:35:04 <Steven|M> which means i can stay online all the way there... money well spent.
05:40:34 <Steven|M> gonna go play some d3 if anyone wants to join me.
05:56:45 <Steven|M> new season just started.
05:57:20 <Steven|M> my info is Steven#1999
05:57:32 <Steven|M> see ya there maybe.]
06:39:23 <Avatar> I'll add you to battle.net but hopefully we never play together because 300 ping lag
07:01:26 <Relaxer> meh 300 is nothing, when my internet goes shit(usually right around this time of year when all the uni students are doing online shit for finals) i run with 1000+
07:01:44 <Avatar> maybe that's the case with diablo
07:16:35 <Mekkis> Avatar, that 'tard is back. Any chance you can share ops around a bit?
07:19:26 <Avatar> who are you talking about
07:20:02 <Mekkis> <andy> dynamiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
07:20:02 <Mekkis> * andy flops his cock out and head bangs to akker dakker
07:20:09 <Avatar> brunius used to have ops
07:20:31 <Mekkis> he doesn't anymore
07:20:45 <Avatar> Brunius: re-confirm
07:21:37 <Avatar> `ban *!*@144.138.029C0F.17C30F
07:38:47 <Relaxer> its one of my many talents
08:04:58 <Steven|M> vital strike on a 2d6 weapon goes to 4d6, which is 14 damage
08:05:16 <Mekkis> it increases the damage by 7
08:05:24 <Mekkis> as opposed to attacking without it
08:05:27 <Brunius> Yeah I didn't log into IRC for ages while moving house and my austnet account got deleted
08:05:29 <Brunius> ...I think
08:05:43 <Mekkis> you've moved house?!
08:05:48 <Brunius> twice
08:05:50 <Mekkis> Moved out?
08:05:57 <Brunius> No
08:06:04 <Brunius> Parents split and the house was sold
08:06:06 <Steven|M> I dont think anyone is saying vital strike>full attack.
08:06:12 <Brunius> Living with mum now
08:06:13 <Mekkis> oh. That's less good.
08:06:19 <Brunius> Hoping to move out soon
08:06:20 <Mekkis> true
08:06:29 <Mekkis> the brune is growing up?!
08:06:38 <Steven|M> unless you've every vital strike feat
08:06:44 <Steven|M> and furious finish
08:07:09 <Mekkis> !prdfeat furious finish
08:07:10 <diebot> Mekkis, FURIOUS FINISH [] You channel all of your rage into one massive blow to crush your enemy. Prerequisites: Rage class feature, Vital Strike, base attack bonus +6. Benefit: While raging, when you use the Vital Strike feat, you can choose not to roll your damage dice and instead deal damage equal to the maximum roll possible on those damage
08:07:10 <diebot> dice. If you do, your rage immediately ends, and you are fatigued (even if you would not normally be).
08:07:11 <diebot> Benefit: Source: UC
08:07:55 <Mekkis> but would you take Furious Focus over Vital Strike?
08:08:23 <Steven|M> if i was wielding an oversized weapon yes.
08:08:42 <Mekkis> ?
08:08:53 <Steven|M> an oversized weapon imparts a -2 to hit.
08:08:59 <Mekkis> wouldn't you take under all circumstances?
08:09:22 <Steven|M> no, if i was wielding a longsword it would be lower priority
08:09:35 <Mekkis> you'd take vital strike over furious focus?
08:09:55 <Steven|M> yes
08:12:27 <Mekkis> interesting
08:17:39 <Relaxer> well, lets see. Barbarian 18(22)str level 7. Furious Focus with standard sized Bastard Sword. +13 to hit for 1d10+15 (+2 while charging taking a total penalty on AC of -4)
08:18:43 <Relaxer> same barbarian with vital strike 2d10+15 but unable to charge.
08:18:59 <Brunius> you...could say that...
08:19:18 <Relaxer> Large sized weapon and furious focus would be +11 to hit for 2d8+15
08:19:41 <Relaxer> large sized, furious focus, vital strike 4d8+15
08:20:10 <Relaxer> large sized, no furious focus to hit drops to +9
08:20:34 <Relaxer> +9 to hit at level 7 isnt horrible.
08:21:10 <Relaxer> but +11 is better.
08:21:27 <Relaxer> so furious focus is a good addition to the build.
08:22:11 <Relaxer> 1st level power attack, 3rd level furious focus, 5th level retrain vital strike, 7th level furious finish
08:23:03 <Relaxer> with that you'd have a +11 to hit, end rage to do 47 damage
08:23:41 <Relaxer> or you could take two attacks, and IF you hat on both, you'd do an average of 50 damage
08:24:43 <Relaxer> but your attacks would be +11/+4
08:25:06 <Relaxer> which is possible vs AC 20 creatures.
08:26:05 <Relaxer> anyways, i like vital strike.
08:29:24 <Relaxer> man i wish I was playing kingmaker again.
08:29:34 <Relaxer> I really liked my character in that campaign.
08:29:42 <Relaxer> vital strike arcane archer
08:33:34 <Relaxer> 6d6+23+1d6(elemental), furious finish for 65 damage
08:34:03 <Relaxer> it wasnt the most insane ranged character, but i dont like doing the whole Many shot, rapid, shot, watch me puke arrows.
08:34:39 <Relaxer> raging str of 16
08:36:13 <Mekkis> Brunius, I have this concept.
08:36:38 <Mekkis> Would you allow my eidolon to be an animated fully-functioning linotype machine?
08:43:09 <Mekkis> Brunius, Avatar, I'll probably be in Melbourne end of this month...
08:51:22 <Mekkis> time to look for flights
08:53:34 <Relaxer> where yagoin?
08:56:00 <Mekkis> Atlanta, Salt lake city, Denver, then possible Yellowstone
08:59:19 <Relaxer> denver is nice
08:59:22 <Relaxer> in some spots
08:59:34 <Relaxer> not indianaplis?
08:59:51 <Mekkis> what's there?
09:00:27 <Relaxer> gencon, best 4 days of gaming.
09:00:32 <Mekkis> in October?
09:00:40 <Relaxer> nah, in august
09:02:49 <Mekkis> that's what.
09:03:13 <Mekkis> Atlanta for the GP, Salt lake city for a work-related conference, Denver for a non-work-related conference, and finally Yellowstone for a trip with my parents
09:06:45 <Relaxer> but yellowstone is a volcano... why would you want to go there?
09:10:17 <Mekkis> My father is a geophysicist
09:11:00 <Mekkis> And by Denver I mean Dallas
09:12:00 <Mekkis> You should come to Dallas for the SEG AGM....
09:14:37 <Relaxer> no way im goin to texas.
09:15:37 <Mekkis> what happens down there?
09:16:29 <Mekkis> Can you point me towards PFS in those cities?
09:23:43 <Relaxer> its texas
09:24:01 <Relaxer> its pretty much the place everyone else makes fun of
09:24:29 <Mekkis> I heard that if an aussie goes there, they get a free gun
09:25:04 <Relaxer> everyone gets a gun in texas.
09:25:30 <Mekkis> awesome.
09:26:00 <Avatar> you say it's awesome
09:26:02 <Avatar> until you get shot
09:26:13 <Mekkis> no, I'm safe
09:26:19 <Mekkis> I'm not black.
09:26:57 <Relaxer> texas is pretty safe.
09:27:12 <Relaxer> everyone has a gun, so nobody fucks with anybody.
09:27:29 <Alynn> howdy all
09:27:39 <Relaxer> but i wouldnt go there because its hot s balls
09:27:43 <Relaxer> as balls
09:33:11 <andy> i love u guys
09:33:16 <andy> d n dddddddddddddddd
09:33:20 <andy> dynamiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
09:33:29 <andy> all u party fockersssssssssssssss
09:33:48 <andy> get down n horny in the dance floor tonightttttttttttttttttttt
09:34:08 <andy> ok ok cut the shit guys
09:34:15 <andy> i wanna join ur clan!
09:34:22 <andy> please tell me how?
09:34:31 <andy> im serious
09:34:34 <andy> dead set
09:38:32 <Brunius> Avatar,
09:39:42 <andy> dude
09:39:50 <andy> do u like hawaain pizza?
09:39:54 <andy> i dont eat bacon
09:40:02 <andy> stop animal cruelty!
09:40:21 <andy> Kill Minister Barnaby Joyce
09:40:25 <andy> he is a mF
09:41:37 <andy> this is my therapy
09:41:40 <andy> i love this shit
09:41:44 <andy> dddddddddddddddddddddddd
09:41:45 <andy> n
09:41:46 <andy> dddddddddddddddddd
09:41:51 <andy> dynamiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
09:42:07 * andy flops his cock out and head bangs to akker dakker
09:42:20 <andy> love it guys
09:42:22 <andy> love it
09:43:20 <andy> this is orgasmic for me
09:43:27 <andy> just being in here
09:43:30 <andy> with u nice guys
09:43:54 <andy> if ur wandering where ive been
09:44:09 <andy> i god discharged from yatala prison
09:44:15 <andy> for stalking charges
09:45:58 <andy> hey guys im sleepy
09:46:02 <andy> im going to bed
09:46:06 <andy> nitey nite guys
09:46:10 <andy> thanks guys
09:46:13 <andy> bye guys
09:46:17 <andy> nite guys
09:46:21 <andy> XX
09:46:37 * andy waits for his goodnite kisses
09:46:44 * andy waits
09:47:05 <andy> are any of u nice guys gonna blow me a kiss?????????
09:47:10 <andy> dead set
09:48:08 <andy> guys
09:48:11 <andy> guyssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
09:48:19 <andy> my cock hurts
09:48:23 <andy> please guyssssssssssss
09:48:29 <andy> please help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
09:48:39 <andy> im going to bed crying
09:48:46 <andy> and its all u guys fault
09:48:51 <andy> i curse u all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09:49:13 <andy> shallamonri antiho kallumahimo junhgaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
09:49:21 <andy> BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!
09:51:18 <Alynn> thank god they left
09:52:09 <Brunius> I used to have ops, so I could just ban 'em
09:52:24 <Brunius> but at some point, I didn't log in to IRC for long enough that my account got deleted
09:52:27 <Brunius> so now I don't have ops
09:53:04 <Alynn> i saw them poof in and knew they were trouble
09:53:09 <Alynn> spammers bleck
09:58:15 <Alynn> so how are you Brunius?
10:15:59 <Mekkis> Wow. there are two M13s on Ebay...
10:16:09 <Mekkis> Should I spend $160 on a keyboard?
10:16:30 <Relaxer> hmmm... i think it may be time to nap
10:16:34 <Mekkis> a 22 year old keyboard?
10:19:26 <Alynn> howdy Relaxer
10:38:02 <Relaxer> no
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13:29:08 <andy> oi whitey ya white cunt
13:29:26 <andy> watyadoin?
13:43:46 <andy> oi whitey
13:43:52 <andy> oi whiteness
13:44:32 <andy> is it true u dont like aboriginies?
13:45:04 <andy> if thats true wat are u doing in this country u fuck wit
13:45:21 <andy> oi whitey ya racist cunt
13:45:35 <andy> stop playing possum
13:46:02 <andy> ur a f dog
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17:59:38 <Relaxer> i made tacos tonight, with guac.
17:59:42 <Relaxer> I am satiated
18:00:48 <Mekkis> I'm making tuna mornay. With fresh tuna
18:03:11 <Relaxer> nice
18:03:27 <Relaxer> so looks like trump is the republican nominee
18:03:44 <Relaxer> I may be moving to another country.
18:05:46 Steven|M ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
18:06:40 <Steven|M> time to walk back to my house.
18:07:42 <Steven|M> when i bought my router, my friends were telling me what a colossal waste of money it was, but considering that it provides a connection all the way to my dads house.
18:07:57 <Steven|M> which means i can stay online all the way there... money well spent.
18:13:27 <Steven|M> gonna go play some d3 if anyone wants to join me.
18:29:38 <Steven|M> new season just started.
18:30:13 <Steven|M> my info is Steven#1999
18:30:25 <Steven|M> see ya there maybe.]
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19:12:16 <Avatar> I'll add you to battle.net but hopefully we never play together because 300 ping lag
19:34:19 <Relaxer> meh 300 is nothing, when my internet goes shit(usually right around this time of year when all the uni students are doing online shit for finals) i run with 1000+
19:34:37 <Avatar> maybe that's the case with diablo
19:49:27 <Mekkis> Avatar, that 'tard is back. Any chance you can share ops around a bit?
19:52:19 <Avatar> who are you talking about
19:52:48 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
19:52:54 <Mekkis> <andy> dynamiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
19:52:54 <Mekkis> * andy flops his cock out and head bangs to akker dakker
19:53:02 <Avatar> brunius used to have ops
19:53:24 <Mekkis> he doesn't anymore
19:53:38 <Avatar> Brunius: re-confirm
19:54:30 <Avatar> `ban *!*@144.138.029C0F.17C30F
19:54:31 * ChanOP sets ban on *!*@144.138.029C0F.17C30F
20:04:53 <Avatar> texas is safe because everyone has a gun
20:05:04 <Avatar> mate is just takes one joker to decide he doesn't care if he gets dropped
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20:38:20 <Brunius> Yeah I didn't log into IRC for ages while moving house and my austnet account got deleted
20:38:22 <Brunius> ...I think
20:38:36 <Mekkis> you've moved house?!
20:38:41 <Brunius> twice
20:38:42 <Mekkis> Moved out?
20:38:50 <Brunius> No
20:38:57 <Brunius> Parents split and the house was sold
20:39:05 <Brunius> Living with mum now
20:39:06 <Mekkis> oh. That's less good.
20:39:11 <Brunius> Hoping to move out soon
20:39:21 <Mekkis> the brune is growing up?!
20:51:52 <Brunius> you...could say that...
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21:00:57 <Relaxer> yeah, so he pulls a gun, kills a person maybe two
21:01:05 <Relaxer> everyone else pulls their gun, shoots him
21:01:29 <Relaxer> but seriously, texas is actually a pretty safe state to join.
21:01:36 <Relaxer> visit rather
21:01:50 <Relaxer> i just would never want to live there
21:02:05 <Relaxer> it has entirely too many warm months for my liking.
21:09:05 <Mekkis> Brunius, I have this concept.
21:09:30 <Mekkis> Would you allow my eidolon to be an animated fully-functioning linotype machine?
21:16:01 <Mekkis> Brunius, Avatar, I'll probably be in Melbourne end of this month...
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