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00:01:55 Gamera has quit (Quit: )
00:08:22 <s_gmusic> that... would be odd.
00:08:31 <Steven> odd enough to be interesting?
00:08:39 <s_gmusic> halfling TWF barbarian? titan mauler to use medium weapons?
00:08:58 <Steven> titan mauler is pretty much broken in pfs.
00:09:28 <s_gmusic> oh?
00:10:00 <s_gmusic> oh wait... titan mauler + TWF = bad
00:10:18 <Steven> no, titan mauler just doesnt work how it should in pfs.
00:12:32 <s_gmusic> still... halfling bar-bar
00:12:44 <s_gmusic> squeaky voiced midget of DOOOM
00:14:58 <Steven> i built one a while ago and never played him.
00:15:07 <Steven> i built him too janky.
00:19:41 <s_gmusic> so... just suggested it to my VL and he said he'd kill it dead. what's wrong with halfling barbarians?
00:24:04 <Steven> i tell people i'll kill things dead all the time, doesnt mean it would actually happen.
00:30:09 <Steven> actually im going to remake the barbarian!
00:30:53 <s_gmusic> yeah.
00:31:10 <Steven> do less janky things with it.
00:31:29 <s_gmusic> it was going to be really great because I was going to Gir (Invader Zim) sound bites for it.
00:31:43 <Steven> heh, fantastic!
00:34:09 <s_gmusic> although, I could still do it and use Gnome instead.
00:35:30 <Steven> gnome barbarians so good!
00:35:44 <Steven> I really should begin playing mine again.
00:36:39 <Steven> Ronal, Brother of my first character.
00:37:24 <Steven> Ronal Donswal Ninnab Talswaon Olfelb Hodgewyn
00:37:39 <s_gmusic> ...there's a racial feat called "Tantrum." this is getting funnier.
00:37:42 <Steven> Call me Ron... I'm not pretentious like my brother Folnor.
00:39:40 <Steven> yeah i'm going to have to level ronal up to 12 so he is the same level as his brother.
00:40:40 <Steven> Folnor is a Cloistered Cleric of Nethys, Ronal is a Barbarian who only ever like going outside.
00:45:20 <Steven> you know... actually i could get ronal to be a two weapon barbarian... he has the dex for it lol
01:05:31 <s_gmusic> rawrg
02:04:56 <Steven> had to go to the store.
02:04:58 <Steven> im back now.
02:05:04 <Steven> so hows that barbarian coming?
02:12:31 <Steven> I wanna play my alchemist.
02:15:58 <Steven> though i still need to pick a 7th level feat for it.
02:21:46 <Steven> and a name.
02:21:56 <Steven> i guess technically two names.
02:29:20 <Steven> how about Elizabeth for the regular name.
02:35:49 <Mekkis> !spell flaming sphere
02:35:52 <diebot> Mekkis, FLAMING SPHERE evocation ([fire]) druid 2, sorcerer/wizard 2, magus 2 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) Comp: V, S, M/DF (tallow, brimstone, and powdered iron) Duration: 1 round/level Save: Reflex negates SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
02:35:53 <diebot> A burning globe of fire rolls in whichever direction you point and burns those it strikes. It moves 30 feet per round. As part of this movement, it can ascend or jump up to 30 feet to strike a target. If it enters a space with a creature, it stops moving for the round and deals 3d6 points of fire damage to that creature, though a successful Reflex
02:35:53 <diebot> save negates that damage. A flaming sphere rolls over barriers less than 4 feet tall. It ignites flammable substances it touches and illuminates the same area as a torch would. The sphere moves as long as you actively direct it (a move action for you); otherwise, it merely stays at rest and burns. It can be extinguished by any means that would put
02:35:53 <diebot> out a normal fire of its size. The surface of the sphere has a spongy, yielding consistency and so does not cause damage except by its flame. It cannot push aside unwilling creatures or batter down large obstacles. A flaming sphere winks out if it exceeds the spell's range.
02:47:15 <Steven> so now i just need to name alt form.
02:55:16 <Avatar> yo
03:01:54 <Steven> sup
03:14:45 <s_gmusic> 'ello
03:21:46 <Brunius> yo
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03:46:06 <Mekkis> !hp 3d8m3
03:46:06 <diebot> Mekkis, 27
05:15:07 <Avatar> yo
05:16:25 <Steven> how goes it man
05:17:03 <Avatar> just played a very tough very long game
05:22:35 <Avatar> I feel like my tried-to-optimise paladin could actually contribute
05:22:45 <Steven> sup.
05:23:05 <Avatar> he was level 2 playing up and somehow managed to survive quite a bit of punishment
05:23:35 <Steven> swift action heal is very decent.
05:23:42 <Brunius> it's amazing
05:23:49 <Avatar> yeah that wasn't really what saved me
05:23:53 <Avatar> I just got incredibly lucky a lot
05:23:57 <Brunius> steven: can you get metamagic'd wands?
05:24:04 <Steven> no
05:24:47 <Avatar> it's pretty hard to roleplay a paladin though
05:24:57 <Avatar> I haven't developed my oath properly yet
05:24:57 <Steven> yes it is.
05:25:30 <Avatar> how do you strive for an oath of vengeance when you're on a research assignment
05:25:45 <Steven> I built a ratfolk paladin the other day. My companion ratfolk will have a massive damage output and 7 con.
05:25:55 <Steven> but i will be taking 75% of his damage.
05:26:10 <Steven> gonna see how far we get!
05:26:14 <Avatar> what do you mean
05:26:19 <Avatar> taking 75% of his damage
05:26:29 <Steven> two ratfolk can share the same square
05:26:36 <Steven> oh you know me avatar... janky build
05:26:53 <Avatar> but what does that mean
05:27:05 <Avatar> doesn't make sense
05:27:17 <Steven> it means I will be taking 75% of whatever damage is dealt to him.
05:27:27 <Avatar> oh
05:27:42 <Steven> with the option of taking 100% of it.
05:27:50 <Avatar> you will not get far I think
05:28:05 <Steven> nah... its gonna be glorious
05:28:09 <Steven> we share the same square.
05:28:19 <Avatar> I have this issue where I can't keep up with what's going on in a lot of games
05:28:54 <Avatar> I feel really out of my depth in season 5 where it plays less to metagame and more to realism
05:29:13 <Steven> just wait till we fight robots!
05:29:14 <Avatar> like I am trying to understand encyclopedic knowledge
05:29:28 <Steven> its gonna be so cray cray!
05:29:40 <Avatar> year of the construct
05:29:53 <Steven> i hope thats not what they name it.
05:30:06 <Avatar> that is the name I have inside intel
05:30:24 <Steven> i have inside intel too.
05:30:36 <Brunius> so do i
05:30:38 <Steven> also, i dont.
05:30:47 <Avatar> I still do
05:30:49 <Steven> But they havent released it i dont think.
05:32:13 <Steven> doesnt look like they have.
05:34:49 <Steven> im pullin for year of the Technic league or however its spelled
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06:06:57 <Mekkis> Year of the "Let's continue to screw over offensive casters"
06:07:24 <Mekkis> to follow on from Year of the "Hope you're not relying on elemental damage"
06:08:02 <Mekkis> "Year of the glitterdust spam"
06:08:30 <Mekkis> Brunius, tanks?
06:08:36 <Brunius> taaaaaaaaanks
06:13:17 <Mekkis> I no see you on line
06:18:00 <Steven> i like the fact all in fire casters had a bit of a harder time than usual.
06:18:35 <Mekkis> a bit?
06:20:50 <Steven> yeah... they had to prepare things other than fireballs.
06:21:46 <Steven> if my wizard only prepped necromancy spells he'd have a hard time if we went down to fight a horde of constructs.
06:31:34 <Mekkis> My wizard's trying to finish his wand of scorching ray. It'll be a long time it seems...
06:35:08 <Avatar> screw over? what?
06:38:52 <Steven> he is commenting on how devils and demons are pretty hardy vs elemental damage
06:49:11 <Mekkis> No
06:49:23 <Mekkis> I'm commenting on how constructs are
07:20:28 <Steven> booooooooooooooooored
07:31:52 <Brunius> A RL group wants me to play L5R with them at 1830
07:32:05 <Mekkis> oh. Interesting.
07:32:21 <Mekkis> I started a Vampire game on the off Saturdays.
07:39:40 <Mekkis> s_gmusic, How many verses does the US national anthem have?
07:41:31 <s_gmusic> no clue.
07:41:40 <Mekkis> seriously?
07:41:54 <Mekkis> Shouldn't you report to the FBI for reeducation?
07:42:28 <s_gmusic> wikipedia shows 4
07:43:52 <s_gmusic> y'know... I got in enough trouble with teachers in school because I didn't say the Pledge of Allegience or, if I did, I didn't say it "right." I don't really care to know the national anthem.
07:44:17 <Brunius> how dare you not participate in their indoctrination regimes
07:44:27 <s_gmusic> heh
07:44:37 <Mekkis> In other news, I unlocked my Premium account.
07:44:38 <Brunius> to the labour camp with you!
07:46:24 <Reach_Adrian> Same :P
07:48:13 <s_gmusic> premium what?
07:49:30 <Mekkis> for WoT
07:49:34 <Mekkis> for 24 hours.
07:50:42 <Steven> tinkering with my edh deck
07:52:13 <s_gmusic> ah
07:52:39 <Steven> Mono blue artifact... lookin for 6 cards
07:53:23 <Brunius> starting up wot
07:54:59 <Brunius> ...karl
07:55:14 <Mekkis> Awesome SPG
07:55:15 <Mekkis> actually
07:56:46 <Brunius> this is kinda wierd
07:57:01 <Brunius> 8 bit everything except voices
07:57:26 <Mekkis> Teferi's Realm
07:57:37 <Mekkis> Mindlock Orb
07:57:43 <Mekkis> Ertai's Meddling
07:57:45 <Mekkis> Stifle
07:58:00 <Mekkis> Noetic Scales
07:58:07 <Mekkis> Timetwister.
07:58:12 <Mekkis> Done.
07:58:21 <Steven> i'm looking through all the cards in blue first.
08:00:03 <Steven> i considered the orb, but i search my library a decent amount.
08:01:53 <Mekkis> Time Spiral
08:01:58 <Mekkis> Future Sight
08:02:24 <Mekkis> Mana Leak
08:02:30 <Mekkis> umm.. Mana Drain
08:03:57 <Steven> think i might actually have to put in acquire and bribery.
08:04:09 <Mekkis> Interesting that whoever did this (well done, by the way!) picked
08:04:09 <Mekkis> "vax" as the machine suffix. Don't you know what happens to VAXen
08:04:09 <Mekkis> that try to go to the USSR? (They get stopped in Sweden and it makes
08:04:09 <Mekkis> headlines in North America.)
08:04:36 <Steven> I dont like playing with other peoples deck though.
08:05:39 <Steven> most of my wins with this deck are me doing apparently nothing and then winning.
08:06:09 <Steven> I dont want to make myself a target by stealing peoples things... best way to get the hate.
08:13:34 <Mekkis> what's the general?
08:13:44 <Mekkis> my monoblue deck uses Sakashima
08:14:18 <Steven> thasa
08:14:34 <Mekkis> the god?
08:14:43 <Steven> she's gotten turned on exactly once in all the times i've played it.
08:31:39 <Steven> suppose i could put some jaces into it
08:35:53 <Steven> Astral Cornucopia is a good fit, i have some things that do charge counters
08:51:45 <Steven> Eon Hub would be an acceptable fit
08:53:27 <Steven> one card that does upkeep stuff in my deck.
09:12:40 <Mekkis> WoT trivia: A premium account multiplies the fine for causing damage to allies.
09:43:49 <Avatar> nice
10:17:13 <Brunius> heh
10:17:20 <Brunius> only you would learn that, mekkis
14:14:40 <mib_hp6d7a> whats up
14:15:17 <mib_hp6d7a> hello anyone here
16:39:48 <kureyslii> EUZUBILLAHIMINEÞÞEYTANIRRACIM BISMILLAHIRRAHMANIRRAHIM
16:39:48 <kureyslii> ALLAHU EKBERRRRR! LA ÝLAHE ÝLLALLAH MUHAMMEDEN RESULULLAH!
16:39:48 <kureyslii> END TIMES hadith
16:39:48 <kureyslii> There comes a time, then the Muslims do today if I did that one-tenth of worship, is freed from the punishment of the Hereafter. Prophet Muhammad s.a.v.
16:39:48 <kureyslii> A time it commanded you that you are leaving one-tenth of the world would be destroyed. Then it will come a time when he commanded the self gets rid of that one-tenth of Muhammad pbuh
16:42:24 <kureyslii> EUZUBILLAHIMINEÞÞEYTANIRRACIM BISMILLAHIRRAHMANIRRAHIM
16:42:24 <kureyslii> ALLAHU EKBERRRRR! LA ÝLAHE ÝLLALLAH MUHAMMEDEN RESULULLAH!
16:42:24 <kureyslii> END TIMES hadith
16:42:24 <kureyslii> There comes a time, then the Muslims do today if I did that one-tenth of worship, is freed from the punishment of the Hereafter. Prophet Muhammad s.a.v.
16:42:24 <kureyslii> A time it commanded you that you are leaving one-tenth of the world would be destroyed. Then it will come a time when he commanded the self gets rid of that one-tenth of Muhammad pbuh
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18:47:50 <Mekkis> brb. Destroying one-tenth of the world.
19:03:12 <Mekkis> ”It is, of course, extremely toxic, but that's the least of the problem. It is hypergolic with every known fuel, and so rapidly hypergolic that no ignition delay has ever been measured. It is also hypergolic with such things as cloth, wood, and test engineers, not to mention asbestos, sand, and water-with which it reacts explosively.
19:04:43 <Mekkis> The good thing about working 30m above the ground is plausible
19:04:43 <Mekkis> deniability. "The Solaris machine just slipped off the catwalk while
19:04:43 <Mekkis> I was carrying it. Sorry about that!"
19:04:43 <Mekkis> -- TimC in asr
19:06:15 <Steven> gonna get Deathless and Warding on my Mithril Agile Breastplate.
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19:40:31 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-incredible
19:42:41 <Avatar> I think that needs context mekkis
19:43:31 <Mekkis> context is overrated
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20:32:01 <Mekkis> Avatar, could you please put WotW back to 0930 AEST on Sat 12.
20:39:32 <Steven> sup
20:40:23 <Brunius> toot toot
20:40:26 <Brunius> chugga chugga
20:40:28 <Brunius> big red car
20:43:09 <Brunius> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woYuBhkIlK0
20:43:41 <Steven> cool
20:54:34 <steve> le sigh....
20:56:01 <Mekkis> www.youtube.com/watch?v=woYuBhkIlK0
20:56:06 <Mekkis> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woYuBhkIlK0
20:56:10 <Mekkis> hmm
20:56:13 <diebot> Mekkis, The Wiggles, Big Red Car - Toot Toot...
20:56:22 <Mekkis> that's better
21:12:32 <Mekkis> Brunius, tanks?
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21:48:11 <s_gmusic> rawrg
21:53:57 <Brunius> !item pearl of power
21:53:58 <diebot> Brunius, STAFF OF POWER [strong varies] CL:15 none 235000gp, 5lb
21:53:59 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/items/staff_of_power.html
21:54:08 <Brunius> !item Pearl of Power
21:54:08 <diebot> Brunius, STAFF OF POWER [strong varies] CL:15 none 235000gp, 5lb
21:54:09 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/items/staff_of_power.html
21:54:18 <Mekkis> !spell daze monster
21:54:28 <diebot> Mekkis, DAZE MONSTER enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) bard 2, sorcerer/wizard 2, summoner 1, witch 2 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) one living creature of 6 HD or less Comp: V, S, M (a pinch of wool or similar substance) Duration: 1 round Save: Will negates SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
21:54:29 <diebot> This spell functions like daze, but it can affect any one living creature of any type. Creatures of 7 or more HD are not affected.
21:54:40 <Mekkis> !item pearl of power, first-level
21:54:41 <diebot> Mekkis, PEARL OF POWER, 1ST LEVEL SPELL [strong transmutation] CL:17 none 1000gp, 0lb
21:54:41 <diebot> This seemingly normal pearl of average size and luster is a potent aid to all spellcasters who prepare spells (clerics, druids, rangers, paladins, and wizards). Once per day on command, a pearl of power enables the possessor to recall any one spell that she had prepared and then cast that day. The spell is then prepared again, just as if it had not
21:54:41 <diebot> been cast. The spell must be of a particular level, depending on the pearl. Different pearls exist for recalling one spell per day of each level from 1st through 9th and for the recall of two spells per day (each of a different level, 6th or lower). Source: PFRPG Core
21:55:00 <Mekkis> Brunius, please devise a better algorithm
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21:55:32 <Steven> still cant decide on a 5th level feat.
21:55:46 <Brunius> toughness
21:55:55 <Steven> already got it.
21:55:59 <Mekkis> Hero's Fortune
21:56:40 <Steven> suppose i could just switch up my feats since its a GM baby.
21:56:58 <Steven> get tribal Scars at first instead of toughness
21:57:21 <Mekkis> Brunius, currently using the base Levenshtein distance
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23:35:46 <s_gmusic> need character ideas >.<
23:37:13 <Steven> a cowardly guy who only runs away from combat.
23:37:58 <s_gmusic> friend is building a bard. covers that.
23:38:25 <Steven> an archer to make use of your friends ridiculous buffing?
23:39:09 <s_gmusic> got a lvl 7 zen archer and lvl 14 gunslinger.
23:48:08 <Steven> well make two weapon barbarian then.
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