// #melbourne — 2016-02-28
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01:07:00 <BangSmash> anus warts
01:07:00 <Clarkson> u were an asshole then
01:07:00 <BangSmash> get fucked
02:27:00 <dematerialised> ok ok
02:27:00 <dematerialised> tonight i got my anus rimmed by a man wearing a fairy outfit
02:27:00 <dematerialised> i have lived
03:18:00 <doctor> nice dematerialised
03:18:00 <doctor> My day wasn't as eventful
03:19:00 <doctor> I think there may have been something, possibly, but it's much too far back in the past there aint no sense in remembering it
03:19:00 <dematerialised> plenty of those moments
03:20:00 <PhospholipidsAstaxanthin> 24 million people in just 300sq/km imagine that
03:20:00 <dematerialised> i often imagine reading your obituary
03:20:00 <PhospholipidsAstaxanthin> welcum to dhaka
03:21:00 <PhospholipidsAstaxanthin> miri were 900sq/km with 400,000 peeps
03:21:00 <doctor> "Moron did something profoundly stupid, just so you know I aint paying for this"
03:22:00 <doctor> then my corpse will be tossed on the side of the freeway some where
03:22:00 <dematerialised> i haven't decided what i want done with mine yet
03:22:00 <dematerialised> i'm leaning towards viking pyre
03:22:00 <dematerialised> i did say i want it to be cremated and then sent off by fireworks
03:23:00 <doctor> to serve as a warning?
03:23:00 <dematerialised> not so much a warning, i just imagine i'd smell delicious as my fat cooks
03:23:00 <dematerialised> people could eat me like pork crackling
03:24:00 <doctor> true, do the right thing and donate your corpse to some starving african children
03:24:00 <dematerialised> indeed
03:24:00 <dematerialised> i am both muscle-y and fat, so best of both worlds
03:24:00 <dematerialised> i imagine my thighs would have perfect marbling
03:25:00 <doctor> we should start a twitter movement, get people to donate their corpses to staving children around the world
03:25:00 <dematerialised> i'd be a delicacy in the asian market
03:25:00 <doctor> too old, I heard they only eat aborted fetuses
03:25:00 <dematerialised> i believe it
03:26:00 <doctor> i suppose they're quite efficient at recycling waste
03:26:00 <doctor> I can hand them that
03:26:00 <dematerialised> they'd have to be with such a small land area
03:26:00 <dematerialised> they've naturally evolved to fuck pillows to avoid overcrowding
03:27:00 <doctor> i heard they use human feces as cooking oil
03:27:00 <dematerialised> confirmed
03:29:00 <doctor> we pretty much recycle our urine to drink anyway
03:31:00 <PhospholipidsAstaxanthin> 2016
03:53:00 <PhospholipidsAstaxanthin> ambee
03:55:00 <PhospholipidsAstaxanthin> im half way to norway
03:55:00 <PhospholipidsAstaxanthin> find a high salary job for mee
03:56:00 <PhospholipidsAstaxanthin> dont mind working as a sex-slave there
04:28:00 <dematerialised> i like it when i do high pressure farts and they scratch an itch
05:02:00 <feniaz> ^^^ just missed the lori
05:04:00 <dematerialised> i wish a lorry would not miss you
10:07:00 <zinger> just grab your 5 step program if thats ok?
12:11:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
12:47:00 <TheRiddler> actual american cheese is not cheese
13:13:00 <Matthew> `op
13:14:00 <Matthew> .ckear
15:34:00 <TheRon> essendon leads carlton 60 points to 8
15:36:00 <MrMark> yawn
15:36:00 <MrMark> we all misbehaving?
15:37:00 <Matthew> nab cup... who cares
15:38:00 <TheRon> i've got like a beer, want some?
15:38:00 <MrMark> no
15:46:00 <MrMark> mtv
15:50:00 <TheRon> good man
15:50:00 <TheRon> you're a good egg
15:50:00 <MrMark> yes i have a creamy centre
15:52:00 <MrMark> here i am again in this mean old town........and your so far away from me
15:52:00 <TheRon> in the tunnel of love
15:53:00 <TheRon> lady writer on the tv
15:54:00 <MrMark> TheRon wants to rule the world
15:55:00 <TheRon> everybody does
15:55:00 <MrMark> hot and steamy here in syd
15:55:00 <TheRon> kings cross?
15:55:00 <MrMark> nah
15:55:00 <MrMark> i was there sat night
15:56:00 <MrMark> sun is rest day
15:56:00 <MrMark> gotta give my frock a good clean
15:56:00 <MrMark> and the wig
15:56:00 <TheRon> you love the nightlife
15:57:00 <TheRon> you like to boogie?
15:57:00 <MrMark> i like to boogie
15:57:00 <MrMark> i call it saturday night fever
15:57:00 <TheRon> i'm learning to fly but i ain't got wings
15:58:00 <MrMark> ill be the wind beneath your wings
15:58:00 <TheRon> coming down is the hardest thing
15:58:00 <TheRon> sounding gay
15:58:00 <MrMark> how can we be lovers when we cant be friends?
16:08:00 <MrMark> TheRon how can we be lovers when we cant be friends?
16:08:00 <TheRon> with the sultans, we're the sultans of swing
16:09:00 <MrMark> we still going Dire
16:09:00 <MrMark> i saw the sign and it opened up my mind i saw the sign
16:10:00 <TheRon> all that she wants is another baby
16:10:00 <MrMark> yep
16:10:00 <MrMark> 1993
16:10:00 <MrMark> good ole days
16:12:00 <TheRon> start me up
16:12:00 <MrMark> Stones
16:22:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Musical Youth - Pass the Dutchie.mp3 (3.09MB 128kbps Stereo 3:22)
16:22:00 <Doodle> better late than never
16:22:00 <TheRon> 420
16:30:00 <doctor> http://i.imgur.com/DgeKBz5.jpg
16:37:00 <Crip> https://scontent.fmel1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12745410_877511185685705_8340390882199881816_n.jpg?oh=15deee82500939bbf95fd9cd84a9926a&oe=5764CAC6
17:03:00 <dematerialised> lvebutts
17:06:00 <beehhh> whosebutt
17:07:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
17:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> freaks and creeps
17:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai riddler ,sup
17:08:00 <beehhh> krill oil good for my headless knob
17:08:00 <Clarkson> and I fucking write it
17:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> beehhh has anyone suggested buring your in a fire, before you lay eggs?
17:10:00 <beehhh> the alien i met was a male
17:10:00 <beehhh> they are shy too
17:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
17:13:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the irreplaceable, divine and untouchable katatonic_kate01
17:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> goooood afternoon to you :D
17:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> how was your w/endm’dear
17:14:00 <Matthew> hectic until today where i have been a zombie all day... you?
17:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> hectic too
17:14:00 <Doodle> dolores o'riordan style matt?
17:14:00 <Doodle> er Matthew
17:14:00 <Doodle> who the fk is matt
17:14:00 <Doodle> and why does he never talk
17:14:00 <beehhh> because hes giving me a head
17:15:00 <Doodle> fick off beehhh
17:15:00 <Matthew> not that bad tbh
17:15:00 <Doodle> lol fuck too
17:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> hospital visits with FIL, 30th b/day shin dig with 800 cakes! (delicious), beach with the fam bam, lunch out and now im not moving a muscle
17:15:00 <Clarkson> cause he's going to prison for getting his 13 year old Russian sex slave pregnant, that's why he's crying
17:15:00 <Doodle> mm cake
17:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> apart to cook dinner and if they cunts don’t like cutlets
17:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> they can SMD
17:15:00 <Matthew> unsure of identity of matt
17:15:00 <Doodle> lol
17:15:00 <Doodle> ye i dont like it Matthew
17:15:00 <Doodle> i have to tab twice
17:15:00 <Doodle> fuck off beehhh
17:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh no
17:15:00 <Matthew> it isn't uncommon for people to try and be me though
17:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i ignored beehhh
17:15:00 <Matthew> so perhaps that is the case again
17:16:00 <Doodle> i see
17:16:00 <beehhh> kk fisted a cow once after her labor
17:16:00 <Doodle> umm
17:16:00 <TheRon> home hardware tool of the week
17:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> was
17:16:00 <beehhh> with her foot
17:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum’s sex toy
17:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> which doubled as a jackhammer
17:17:00 <Matthew> I just love that I generally time my channel discussion entry with beehhh waffling on about some bullshit
17:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah ignore the ass
17:17:00 <Doodle> u cant tell Matthew to ignore ass
17:17:00 <beehhh> if i wasnt deported i'd be the australian comedian of the year
17:17:00 <Doodle> how inconsiderate
17:18:00 <Matthew> I went to Sexyland last night and left with a boner
17:18:00 <Doodle> eep
17:18:00 <Doodle> did they wrap it?
17:18:00 <beehhh> women couldnt handle me so they gets ridoff me
17:18:00 <Doodle> :)
17:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> sexyland!
17:18:00 <beehhh> all transgenders in downunder loved me
17:18:00 <Matthew> you should see their Easter merchandise... FFS
17:18:00 <beehhh> some truly did
17:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uLI6BnVh6w <— we need some music
17:18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Elle King - Ex's & Oh's (Official Video) Views: 43,417,022 Uploader: ElleKingVEVO Uploaded: May 1, 2015 Duration: 3m45s Rating: 4.78
17:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh rabbits galore i bet
17:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> I like elle, now
17:19:00 <Matthew> easter egg lubricant masturbators that come with all different patterns
17:19:00 <Matthew> she even gave us a demonstration with a model
17:19:00 <Doodle> holy hell
17:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> don’t tell riddler
17:20:00 <Matthew> I got told off for taking a Snapchat photo
17:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> he’lljizz his pants
17:20:00 <Matthew> which was quite rude
17:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
17:20:00 <Doodle> haha
17:20:00 <Matthew> "umm sorry, no photography in store for privacy reasons"
17:20:00 <beehhh> is calamari gold good for you?
17:20:00 <TheRon> "and could you please zip up sir!"
17:21:00 <faux> beehhh: stop typing
17:21:00 <beehhh> im going ask my lil sis to bring for me
17:21:00 <faux> its sunday give us a break from you
17:21:00 <DK> ban ban ban ban
17:21:00 <beehhh> she apparently runs three indian restaurants in melbourne
17:21:00 <beehhh> soon opening four at nsw n qld
17:21:00 <Doodle> no you mean she has 3 reatsurants in melbourne that give people the runs
17:21:00 <Doodle> *restaurants
17:21:00 <faux> lol
17:21:00 <Matthew> can somebody please restrict beehhh's oxygen supply ... thanks
17:22:00 <beehhh> thats vulgar by Matthew
17:22:00 <beehhh> borneo was million times better than here n there
17:22:00 <Matthew> carefactor: 0
17:22:00 <TheRon> FFS!
17:22:00 <Doodle> i wish u were never borneo
17:22:00 <Doodle> oh
17:22:00 <Doodle> yay
17:22:00 <faux> lmaooo
17:22:00 <TheRon> well done everyone
17:22:00 <faux> daddle
17:22:00 <Doodle> hehee
17:23:00 <faux> excellent
17:23:00 <faux> hot
17:23:00 <Doodle> ;)
17:23:00 <TheRon> leaving home, life was never good to me
17:27:00 <MrMark> saucy
17:28:00 <Matthew> Madonna is two weeks away everyone, just FYI
17:28:00 <Matthew> and excitement levels in this household are reaching high levels
17:30:00 <Doodle> lol
17:30:00 <Matthew> (I was so excited I used to word 'levels' twice in one sentence)
17:30:00 <Matthew> that just indicates how extreme it is getting
17:30:00 <Doodle> haha
17:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah my friend got some VIP ticket in Bris… $1000
17:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was like, ah…
17:31:00 <Matthew> it's worth it tbh
17:31:00 <Matthew> she won't be back imho
17:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> and he has watched the rebel heart tour 80 billion times
17:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> I reckon she mightdo mardi gras… she is in NZ….
17:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> she COULD fly over and be the guest…
17:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> COULD....
17:32:00 <Matthew> I think everybody would die if that happened, tbh
17:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> no shit
17:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> so how amazeballs would that be
17:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> better than cunty kyle
17:32:00 <Matthew> I love Tina Arena but she would well and truly be pushed aside for Madge
17:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH tina arena :|
17:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> isn’t she dead yet
17:33:00 <Matthew> no. she is still making an acceptance speech from the 2015 ARIAs.
17:33:00 <Matthew> it's still going
17:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
17:33:00 <Doodle> lolol
17:33:00 <Matthew> I NEED YOUR BODY... GOT TO HAVE YOUR BODYYY... CLOSE TO MEEEE
17:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude, too hot
17:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> aint no body GOT TIME FOR THAT!
17:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
17:34:00 <Matthew> it's a good thing she is a talented singer... because her normal talking voice is the most annoying nasal 'wog' voice since Fran Drescher
17:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:35:00 <TheRiddler> she's australian isn't she?
17:36:00 <Matthew> nah mate, Phillipino.
17:36:00 <Matthew> Filipino * evs
17:36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:37:00 <Matthew> BY THE SWEET MANILAAA MOOON
17:37:00 <Matthew> I REMEMBERRRR
17:37:00 <Matthew> SWEET MANILAAA MOOON
17:37:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/eVzWv.jpg
17:38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:38:00 <MrMark> all bound for moo moo land!!!
17:38:00 <TheRon> the klf
17:38:00 <MrMark> wooot!!
17:38:00 <TheRiddler> I didn't realise freo were playing in mt barker
17:39:00 <TheRiddler> in mt barker n no sandilands in team
17:45:00 <British^Meat> we have a mt barker
17:47:00 <TheRon> MrMark: leather and lace
17:53:00 <MrMark> ooooer
17:54:00 <TheRon> who will save your souls?
17:56:00 <MrMark> dunno
17:59:00 <TheRon> love me love say that you love me, fool me fool me......
18:08:00 <TheRon> breasts?
18:20:00 <British^Meat> http://i.imgur.com/NHlqfM5.jpg
18:20:00 <TheRon> picnic at hanging rock
18:24:00 <TheRon> c'mon, that was champagne comedy
18:33:00 <TheRiddler> 3tb or 4tb barracuda
18:33:00 <TheRiddler> ?
18:36:00 <TheRon> let's hear it for the boy
18:37:00 <Matthew> just made a new instagram account and feel amazing for doing so
18:37:00 <TheRon> why?
18:37:00 <Matthew> start fresh! shut down my other one
18:37:00 <Matthew> not follow 300 spastics now
18:38:00 <TheRon> instagram you just post photos and shit?
18:38:00 <Matthew> it's totally gay, yes
18:39:00 <TheRon> as long as it's not uber gay
18:39:00 <Matthew> its my least preferred social media app
18:39:00 <TheRon> i hate social media
19:01:00 <Matthew> KEWL
19:13:00 <philosopher[{x}]> I need no visa to come home, fuck you, thank you
19:20:00 <TheRon> yes
19:22:00 <philosopher[{x}]> 24million people living just in 300sq/km this is just outrages
19:23:00 <TheRon> fuck off beehhhh
19:25:00 <philosopher[{x}]> https://youtu.be/_iDyCEJLD10
19:25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Compilation of Dangerous Train Ride- 2014 Views: 534,593 Uploader: MK Biswas73 Uploaded: Jan 26, 2015 Duration: 5m56s Rating: 3.99
19:29:00 <philosopher[{x}]> you drunk and lonely again TheRon
19:30:00 <TheRon> yes but thats a whole other issue
19:30:00 <philosopher[{x}]> https://radio.abc.net.au/stations/local_melbourne/live?play=true
19:30:00 <TheRon> only so much of your kind of crazy ppl can take
19:31:00 <philosopher[{x}]> good for them if they did
19:33:00 <philosopher[{x}]> http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/careers/aic-report-into-migrant-sex-workers-reveals-majority-enter-country-on-student-visas-to-study/news-story/f2f52e759e442e23f647d1accb159e66
19:34:00 <philosopher[{x}]> now i get it why some gets 47cent n hour why some gets more
19:35:00 <philosopher[{x}]> nothing was ever equal anywhere
19:58:00 <TheRiddler> I made smoothies
20:01:00 <Picard> hullo
20:05:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/AC8wI.jpg wtf
20:13:00 <Picard> TheRiddler you are disturbed.
20:25:00 <zaim> finally something to bat to
20:31:00 <Matthew> HCINESE
20:44:00 <Picard> Matthew
20:44:00 <Picard> how bout those bombers?
20:44:00 <Zade> hello zaim
20:45:00 <zaim> the drug addicts?
20:45:00 <zaim> sup Zade
20:45:00 <Zade> yeah not much, how about yourself?
20:45:00 <zaim> bout to pay a fine
20:46:00 <Zade> i should be getting a few of them soon
20:46:00 <Zade> well citylink ones anyway
20:47:00 <zaim> dont have an etag?
20:48:00 <Zade> yeah i got an etag but its stopped working and i couldnt be fucked doing anything about it til last week
20:51:00 <zaim> dont u get charged like an extra dollar for a no beep?
20:54:00 <Zade> i think for about the first month i didnt notice it not beeping, then the next month or so i meant to do something about it, then when i spoke to them last week they told me some items have been sent in the mail
20:56:00 <Picard> i know a guy who had $30k worth of fines, went to court and he paid fuck all
20:56:00 <couleurs> who's beeping!!!
20:57:00 <Zade> i am usually pretty good at parking fines and speeding fines
20:57:00 <zaim> just not good at etag fines
20:58:00 <Zade> yeah not so good with etag fines
21:11:00 <WestWog92> ladies :3
21:17:00 <British^Meat> nerdhacks :P
21:18:00 <British^Meat> so r u a italian wog or a greek wog?
21:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n creeps
21:18:00 <WestWog92> i like kebabs and pizza?
21:20:00 <TheRiddler> wb kk
21:20:00 <TheRiddler> want a smoothie
21:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no thanks
21:22:00 <British^Meat> would you like some french toast?
21:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas please!
21:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> with raspberries and maple syrup
21:23:00 <British^Meat> Mmmm, come to think of it, now i want some
21:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a dusting of icing sugar
21:23:00 <British^Meat> im afraid i only have my french toast savoury
21:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
21:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> impossible
21:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate it when peeps call it eggy bread
21:25:00 <British^Meat> lol
21:25:00 <British^Meat> same
21:25:00 <TheRiddler> I made the smoothies with strawberries, strawberry yoghurt, blueberries, raspberries, banana, skim milk, ice & icecream
21:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm too much going on riddler
21:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i like the boost juice… something something chocolate and banana
21:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> which i think is some kinda yoghurt, bananas and some kinda chocolate powder
21:33:00 <robot> hi GoldSpade
21:33:00 <GoldSpade> hi robot
21:41:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtl1/v/t1.0-9/12717936_1740377582876913_637330189541161876_n.jpg?oh=7b5669644bc8bc6f6fe702703e25285c&oe=5750334F
21:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:46:00 <faux> lmao
22:08:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m76z5mgv5_A
22:09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: A Talking Cat!?! - JonTron Views: 1,350,798 Uploader: JonTronShow Uploaded: Feb 26, 2016 Duration: 21m51s Rating: 4.97
22:09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:09:00 <TheRiddler> his review on bad movies
22:55:00 <TheRiddler> word of the month
22:55:00 <TheRiddler> moist
23:27:00 <dematerialised> good evening love
23:27:00 <amelia> wots up buttercup
23:27:00 <dematerialised> nommuch, back from a drive to kellerberrin to bury another prostitute
23:27:00 <dematerialised> wbu?
23:28:00 <amelia> oh dat sounds like a delightful weekend
23:28:00 <amelia> me jus chillin now before bed
23:29:00 <Doodle> hows ya slats gertie
23:29:00 <amelia> slats be güd very güd
23:29:00 <amelia> how are dem bay windows
23:29:00 <dematerialised> Doodle I drove to a farm town named after you.
23:29:00 <dematerialised> Doodlakine
23:30:00 <Doodle> hot
23:30:00 <Doodle> bay window is a1 thx gertie
23:30:00 <amelia> dat is luffly to read
23:32:00 <Doodle> it is isnt it
23:33:00 <TheRiddler> hai amousia
23:33:00 <TheRiddler> want a smoothie or some watermelon?
23:33:00 <amelia> how be you asheh
23:33:00 <amelia> wots in de smoothie
23:34:00 <TheRiddler> strawberries, banana, raspberries, blueberries,
23:34:00 <amelia> dat sounds yum minus de banananananaana
23:34:00 <amelia> water or milk
23:34:00 <Doodle> they have all been in his dickhole
23:34:00 <TheRiddler> skim milk
23:34:00 <Doodle> careful
23:34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:34:00 <amelia> i dun like milky ones
23:34:00 <amelia> I'll take de watermelon fanks
23:34:00 <TheRiddler> ok
23:35:00 <faux> gross
23:35:00 <British^Meat> lol dickhole
23:35:00 <faux> skim milk is vomit
23:35:00 <TheRiddler> you missed the chopstick vid amousia
23:35:00 <TheRiddler> lo
23:35:00 <TheRiddler> l
23:35:00 <amelia> did you put chopsticks up yo ass
23:35:00 <TheRiddler> faux wanted to see a chopstick in my dickhole
23:36:00 <Doodle> so of course you supplied one
23:36:00 <amelia> fuck sake
23:36:00 <British^Meat> ....
23:36:00 <TheRiddler> supply n demand
23:36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:36:00 <Doodle> lol
23:36:00 <British^Meat> r u in love with her?
23:36:00 <TheRiddler> who?
23:36:00 <faux> in A dickhole lol you were just the only one insane enough to do it
23:36:00 <Doodle> how can u not be, she's so dreamy
23:36:00 <amelia> no was never an option
23:36:00 <faux> lol
23:36:00 <faux> ily doodie
23:36:00 <Doodle> <3
23:37:00 <faux> he did it like immediately too
23:37:00 <Doodle> i need to turn my heater on
23:37:00 <faux> literally went out and got chopsticks
23:37:00 <faux> lmao
23:37:00 <faux> brave bastard
23:37:00 <Clarkson> yo yo Excessive shut your ugly fat face, u think your fucken ace but reality is mate you a fucking disgrace
23:37:00 <TheRiddler> the newest demand is a chuppa chup
23:37:00 <faux> lol clarkson
23:37:00 <Clarkson> i had sex with 2 girls thanks you very much
23:37:00 <faux> oh ok
23:37:00 <Doodle> me 2
23:37:00 <faux> pix clarky
23:37:00 <Clarkson> Hang on, I have shit sleeping hours but no disorders
23:37:00 <Doodle> years apart tho
23:37:00 <faux> k
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> also a peeled banana?
23:38:00 <faux> in your butt
23:38:00 <faux> not in ur dickhole
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:38:00 <Doodle> :/
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> yes
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> also coke can
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> btw
23:38:00 <faux> LOL
23:38:00 <British^Meat> shove a guitar string down there ya bloody nutcase
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> there's coke cans here
23:38:00 <faux> ffs did you write them all down
23:38:00 <Doodle> DUDE
23:38:00 <Doodle> STOP
23:38:00 <Doodle> NOW
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> no I remembered
23:38:00 <faux> oh ok
23:39:00 <Doodle> you are going to damage your genitalia beyond repair
23:39:00 <TheRiddler> I have mini mineral water cans atm too
23:39:00 <faux> .
23:40:00 <Doodle> fine ruin your undercarriage
23:40:00 <faux> lmao
23:40:00 <faux> sheesh
23:40:00 <dematerialised> riddler you should thread a guitar string up your anus to your heart and cause yourself a major haemmorage
23:40:00 <TheRiddler> I'll respray it in chrome
23:41:00 <British^Meat> nah shove one in his cock eye and hold it in his mouth and play dueling banjos
23:41:00 <TheRiddler> next they'll ask for a painted dick
23:41:00 <British^Meat> man u r a weirdo
23:41:00 <Doodle> nobody is asking for anything
23:41:00 <faux> hey im not asking anymore
23:41:00 <faux> brb
23:42:00 <TheRiddler> "paint your dick gold lololol"
23:42:00 <Doodle> he is asking himself now
23:42:00 <TheRiddler> gold finger
23:43:00 <British^Meat> wheres simba?
23:44:00 <TheRiddler> in the badlands
23:44:00 <TheRiddler> his dad told him not to go there
23:52:00 <faux> wut
23:52:00 <Doodle> hi
23:53:00 <faux> hi
23:53:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/WpL1hlY
23:53:00 <faux> 4 u
23:53:00 <Doodle> eeeeehehehe
23:53:00 <dematerialised> i miss simba
23:53:00 <dematerialised> i wish he never got involved
23:54:00 <faux> i dont think hes actually banned anymore
23:54:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xal1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/12651340_1018304901561466_7890654022425492978_n.jpg?oh=468ca641ea6a1b450af1e440183589b7&oe=575A62F2&__gda__=1465269744_1d9b1c81ae97fc0955473f0e662eeb72
23:54:00 <faux> lmao just saw that one
23:54:00 <faux> the shooting an arrow into a girl is TheRiddler irl
23:55:00 <Doodle> i have him on my fb
23:55:00 <Doodle> such win
23:55:00 <faux> niceeeee
23:56:00 <faux> i just walked up behind a lady in the street and i put her hair up in a ponytail without her even noticing. love from your friend Chris (Simpsons artist) xox
23:56:00 <faux> lmao
23:56:00 <Doodle> hahaha
23:57:00 <Doodle> http://cummingordrumming.com/
23:57:00 <faux> i feel like i just ripped out 600 eyelashes rubbing my eye
23:58:00 <Doodle> ee
23:58:00 <Doodle> p
23:58:00 <Serenity> the itchy and scratchyyy showww
23:59:00 <faux> lolll that site
23:59:00 <faux> oh dear
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