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00:00:00 <Serenity> ace
00:33:00 <Doodle> nnnnnnnn
00:38:00 <Trevor> [00:38:14] 16»19» 16Now talking on #melbourne
02:30:00 <dematerialised> that was incredible
03:23:00 <dematerialised> If thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.
03:24:00 <ChrisMilneNoblePark> hi could i get a weight program?
03:26:00 <Trevor> say cracker you wanna hear about the time i met the loch ness monster?
03:27:00 <dematerialised> yes
03:29:00 <ChrisMilneNoblePark> Trevor did we find kings cross LAC at the depressoion mode?
04:22:00 <phospholipids-astaxanthin> boom shaka la ka
08:14:00 <xthailen> hi
09:55:00 <pebbles> smelly underpants
10:39:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnu43KOADCQ
10:39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ronald McDonald Tastes Burger King Views: 17,021,681 Uploader: RackaRacka Uploaded: Mar 27, 2014 Duration: 3m11s Rating: 4.69
11:30:00 <faux> nooo
11:30:00 <faux> the mess
11:30:00 <faux> NO
12:17:00 <Doodle> haha yesss
12:50:00 <Hanks> Hi
12:59:00 <Hanks> Snobs
13:01:00 <Doodle> we're not snobs we just don't like you
13:01:00 <Hanks> Fuck off Doodle
13:02:00 <faux> and BOOM
13:02:00 <faux> shots fired
13:02:00 <Crip> unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf
13:02:00 <Crip> unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf
13:02:00 <faux> taken down by pantie wearin Trev
13:02:00 <Doodle> lmao
13:02:00 <Crip> https://soundcloud.com/partyfavormusic/dillonremix
13:02:00 <Doodle> Cripla
13:02:00 <Crip> errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrro
13:02:00 <Doodle> sup g
13:02:00 <Crip> da sky
13:02:00 <faux> crippys alive
13:02:00 <Crip> niggs
13:02:00 <Doodle> yeee
13:02:00 <Doodle> werd
13:02:00 <Crip> hey fauxle
13:02:00 <faux> gday
13:03:00 <Crip> did u miss me ?>
13:03:00 <faux> almost
13:03:00 <Doodle> like a cat misses licking his own arsehole
13:03:00 <faux> so very much so
13:03:00 <Doodle> :P
13:03:00 <faux> heueauda
13:03:00 <faux> hsmn
13:03:00 <faux> where you bin
13:03:00 <Doodle> eep i gtg
13:03:00 <Doodle> bbl luvrs o/
13:04:00 <faux> toodles dool
13:04:00 <faux> doodle*
13:04:00 <faux> dool.
13:06:00 <Crip> lol
13:06:00 <Crip> I been busy working, and fishing
13:07:00 <Crip> https://scontent.fadl1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/1909910_10207903648650181_5731521919517486547_n.jpg?oh=021a8d7dd00ad4546d3c5a94e71331fb&oe=57637032
13:10:00 <Crip> https://scontent.fadl1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12592295_10208113757862780_1088966686184755329_n.jpg?oh=e96450100733976ea141a0cb0f08fedc&oe=5761CE06
13:12:00 <Crip> https://scontent.fadl1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12240136_10207629680361145_8134678196210087464_n.jpg?oh=60320d9591931e610d378dada626956a&oe=5767BABA
13:18:00 <faux> nice fish
13:19:00 <faux> oo nice boat
13:19:00 <Crip> cheers braa
13:20:00 <Crip> are you still doing uni?
13:29:00 <faux> i sure am
13:30:00 <faux> had to drop a unit when i was in hosp but im back into it and wanna cry
15:49:00 <dematerialised> i farted blood this morning, should i see a doctor?
15:50:00 <doctor> maybe a mortician
15:54:00 <dematerialised> that makes sense
15:55:00 <couleurs> definitely.
15:57:00 <dematerialised> i blame the cheese sausage I ate last night
15:58:00 <couleurs> Mmmm. Cheese.
15:58:00 <dematerialised> it was the first one i'd had in many years
15:58:00 <dematerialised> it was an experience
16:03:00 <couleurs> n e other gossip?
16:15:00 <dematerialised> nah
16:15:00 <dematerialised> dats about it
16:22:00 <couleurs> thank u
16:23:00 <dematerialised> you are welcome, as always
16:27:00 <doctor> Hot goss
16:31:00 <couleurs> :)))))))
17:30:00 <faux> doodle's dad irl https://youtu.be/gJaUIdG6J9A
17:31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Until Dawn Clown Makeup Tutorial Views: 636,405 Uploader: Madeyewlook Uploaded: Sep 25, 2015 Duration: 3m19s Rating: 4.98
17:35:00 <faux> LMAO
17:35:00 <faux> ok
17:35:00 <faux> clearly the wrong link
17:36:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/U5sieCeLcmU
17:36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Old man tries to stand on egg Views: 696,536 Uploader: Canarva YouTube Newtork Uploaded: Dec 10, 2015 Duration: 0m37s Rating: 4.93
17:36:00 <faux> better
17:39:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
17:39:00 <doctor> found an old video of faux and couleurs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq2Raxl-QZk
17:39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Going Under - Evanescence fan vid by Tara and Raven and Azer Views: 124,361 Uploader: xXblo0dyxkissxX Uploaded: Jul 31, 2008 Duration: 4m50s Rating: 3.55
17:41:00 <faux> oh
17:42:00 <doctor> lol @ old man
17:42:00 <doctor> i did actually laugh at that irl
17:43:00 <TheRiddler> lol wtf
17:43:00 <couleurs> yep, i used to be a goth
17:44:00 <TheRiddler> posers
17:44:00 <doctor> if we're on IRC, we all did
17:44:00 <TheRiddler> too young to know what goth is
17:44:00 <couleurs> soon to be a moth...
17:45:00 <doctor> Raven, our acid bath princess of darkness, is no prep, tyvm
17:52:00 <couleurs> 8)
18:14:00 <dematerialised> i was never a goth
18:24:00 <TheRiddler> neither
18:36:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aL2zRZg_700b.jpg for faux
18:38:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
18:38:00 <TheRiddler> friends are coming over soon
18:39:00 <Skirmish> Is someone going to tell him one day that we know he doesn't have any friends so he can stop pretending?
18:39:00 <doctor> bit mean
18:40:00 <Skirmish> Letting him pretend? yeah it is.
18:40:00 <PhospholipidsAstaxanthin> Skirmish did u miss me champ
18:41:00 <PhospholipidsAstaxanthin> chap
18:41:00 <dematerialised> riddler has more friends than all of us
18:41:00 <PhospholipidsAstaxanthin> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01Runa3neb0
18:41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: THE KRILL Views: 186,173 Uploader: vjgasia Uploaded: Mar 18, 2012 Duration: 2m22s Rating: 4.73
18:51:00 <BangSmash> geeeebus crist
18:51:00 <BangSmash> same cunties
18:52:00 <BangSmash> they never fuckin left from 10 years ago hahahahahaha
18:52:00 <BangSmash> all fun is bane
18:53:00 <BangSmash> only chanop is beautiful
18:53:00 <PhospholipidsAstaxanthin> im still recovering from my past mariages in 2001
18:54:00 <PhospholipidsAstaxanthin> more i forget better things get; more i remember you more it hurts
18:55:00 <PhospholipidsAstaxanthin> BangSmash lets get remarried again once for all
18:56:00 <PhospholipidsAstaxanthin> we could change the past together
18:57:00 <dematerialised> cunties
18:59:00 <BangSmash> khunty?
18:59:00 <BangSmash> im still recovering from my past mariages in 2001: no one gives a fuck cunt!
19:00:00 <BangSmash> im still recovering from my past marriages 20 minutes ago!
19:01:00 <BangSmash> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEhHMpaQJF8
19:01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Beyonce - XO - Lyrics Views: 1,651,144 Uploader: HipHopGura Uploaded: Feb 11, 2014 Duration: 3m37s Rating: 4.81
19:01:00 <couleurs> fkn luv beyonce!!!!!!!!!!!
19:04:00 <dematerialised> im still recovering from last night's cheese sausage
19:05:00 <couleurs> xDDD
19:05:00 <PhospholipidsAstaxanthin> cunt of the year, the cunt award
19:06:00 <dematerialised> the 92nd west wog
19:06:00 <dematerialised> all other west wogs before him failed in their quest to get their short green dicks wet
20:24:00 <President_Trump> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcLhYriXIAEC37D.jpg:large
20:27:00 <dematerialised> controversial!
20:29:00 <zaim> very.
21:17:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi9_Jn2Y2iI
21:17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: SBS Theme Song (Deep Forest - Sweet Lullaby) Views: 13,091 Uploader: AbhiG Uploaded: Oct 2, 2012 Duration: 4m44s Rating: 4.96
21:38:00 <Picard> evening
21:44:00 <Picard> we agree on something
21:44:00 <slower> now i am beginning to sound like most smart ass people in here
21:44:00 <Clarkson> Serenity my cat and lucies almost had a bitch fight
21:44:00 <Serenity> ok ty
21:46:00 <slower> sometimes, there are quite a few things that i agree with, its just that i dont say so
21:47:00 <doctor> We should do away with opinions and just judge on character
21:47:00 <Picard> ok
21:48:00 <Picard> we should
21:48:00 <Picard> doctor i like u
21:48:00 <Picard> Serenity my sugarbaby how are you :P
21:48:00 <slower> its hard enough to judge in real life, let alone on here
21:49:00 <Serenity> plsno
21:49:00 <doctor> i like you too Picard , let us eat cake
21:50:00 <Picard> im not a big fan of cake
21:50:00 <Picard> Serenity huni?
21:51:00 <Picard> are u ok>?
21:52:00 <slower> if you 2 dont stop buttering each other up, you will die from cholesterol
21:52:00 <robot> i assume you're speaking to annie
21:52:00 <Picard> she is my new sugarbaby
21:53:00 <slower> i meant you and doctor
21:53:00 <Picard> oh
21:53:00 <Picard> well, cant we all just get along? not be cunts?
21:53:00 <slower> lol, you on drugs or something
21:54:00 <slower> overdosed on "being a nice person" pills
21:54:00 <Picard> no.
21:56:00 <slower> robot, is it fresh, caught in australian waters?
21:57:00 <Picard> tasmanian
21:57:00 <robot> yes
21:57:00 <slower> ok thank you for that
21:59:00 <Crip> www.tunein.radioxenu.com in a few mins
22:32:00 <Crip> fauxle tune in
22:33:00 <Crip> im playing silly sounds again
22:58:00 <psidawg> blah blah blah
23:38:00 <BangSmash> sex lol
23:38:00 <Clarkson> Pieter: fuck off untill you get your shit together mate, try RL. next time you spout off about your drugs in the chan I will ping flood the fuck out of you forever
23:39:00 <BangSmash> stfu cunty
23:39:00 <BangSmash> stupid bot
23:39:00 <BangSmash> they wont even let me play with the bitch
23:40:00 <BangSmash> it must have been love but its over now
23:40:00 <psidawg> sex lol
23:40:00 <BangSmash> hahahaha neeegs wasssuppppppppp
23:40:00 <psidawg> wat bot?
23:40:00 <BangSmash> the clarkson one
23:40:00 <Clarkson> "That's shit ain't mine"
23:40:00 <BangSmash> seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
23:41:00 <psidawg> the clarkson one
23:41:00 <BangSmash> its a bot neeegs
23:41:00 <Clarkson> just dont allow a gravity well to fuck ya speed n coordinates n allowing the vacuum of a blackhole will be the way to travel between galaxies
23:41:00 <Clarkson> oh shit nvm he just went off to lunch
23:41:00 <Clarkson> icq is gay
23:41:00 <psidawg> lol
23:41:00 <psidawg> he's right icq is gay
23:41:00 <BangSmash> if I play with it they bane meh
23:41:00 <BangSmash> icq is like 80's man
23:41:00 <psidawg> anyhow, back to diablo 2
23:41:00 <psidawg> lol i had that shit in highschool brah
23:42:00 <BangSmash> diablo 2 is ghey
23:42:00 <psidawg> in the 90's
23:42:00 <psidawg> 56k dialup shit
23:42:00 <psidawg> lol
23:42:00 <BangSmash> you werent even alive sonny boy
23:42:00 <psidawg> ur mama is ghey
23:42:00 <psidawg> my pc can only runs old games
23:42:00 <BangSmash> my mumma is dead 12 years ago
23:42:00 <psidawg> amd athlon x2 lol
23:42:00 <BangSmash> barton core nigga
23:42:00 <psidawg> sorry bout that, mine's dead 10 yrs ago
23:43:00 <psidawg> hope they say hi to each other
23:43:00 <BangSmash> shit happens neeegs
23:43:00 <psidawg> yer nigger
23:43:00 <psidawg> spell it properly
23:43:00 <BangSmash> roger over over roger
23:43:00 <BangSmash> stop telling me what to do
23:43:00 <BangSmash> or I may just harm you
23:44:00 <psidawg> try me nig
23:44:00 <psidawg> i'll suicide bomb u, allah snakbar style
23:45:00 <BangSmash> ok then son
23:45:00 <BangSmash> what is 1 + 5?
23:45:00 <psidawg> 6
23:45:00 <BangSmash> no its actually not lol
23:45:00 <psidawg> wat? :\
23:45:00 <BangSmash> yep
23:46:00 <BangSmash> crazy shit boi
23:46:00 <psidawg> anyhow gotta leveling up my assasin
23:46:00 <BangSmash> your gay games are shitty man
23:46:00 <Clarkson> do it faggot
23:46:00 <BangSmash> clarkson is a ghey khunty
23:46:00 <Clarkson> I want to fuck faux
23:47:00 <BangSmash> faux already has a cock
23:47:00 <BangSmash> clarkson is a wank
23:47:00 <Clarkson> ive got a huge penis
23:47:00 <Lumeah> bullshit
23:47:00 <BangSmash> dfont play with the bot to much mate
23:48:00 <BangSmash> they will bane you anus
23:48:00 <faux> /me fucks clarkson
23:48:00 <Clarkson> my bitch doesn't cry over faggots like kunny/kuniva/cradel
23:48:00 <faux> oh
23:48:00 <BangSmash> thats why this channel is shit now anyway
23:48:00 <BangSmash> foxy fox the hotty
23:49:00 <faux> ok
23:49:00 <BangSmash> how you been foxy?
23:49:00 <faux> great
23:50:00 <BangSmash> thats cool dude
23:50:00 <faux> ye dude
23:50:00 <faux> brb picken me nose
23:50:00 <BangSmash> pick a winner for me mate
23:53:00 <Lumeah> rang.
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