// #melbourne — 2016-02-24
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00:07:00 <British^Meat> Daaaamn Daniel
01:01:00 <dematerialised> doctor you've done a great service
01:01:00 <dematerialised> you can rest now
01:12:00 <doctor> 2 likes so far, one from my microsoft advisor from india who helped secured my computer and one from my long lost cousin from Nigeria who has promised to leave me his riches once his father the king dies
01:13:00 <Student> ???
01:13:00 <Student> story night
01:18:00 <TheRiddler> oh so that's how barry allen became the flash
01:25:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/eHUao.jpg nsfw
01:26:00 <dematerialised> all the joy has been sucked from my life
01:26:00 <dematerialised> all that is left is murdering young single mothers in country towns
01:26:00 <dematerialised> every two weeks I need to satisfy the urge to defile a corpse
01:27:00 <Trevor> kool story bro but can u stop being such a pothead and gain some motivation to do some of the things u talk about
01:28:00 <dematerialised> you're projecting again Taco
01:29:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0vXxH1IEmQ
01:29:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Elvis - A Little Less Conversation Views: 6,915,312 Uploader: doctorzaius77 Uploaded: May 10, 2008 Duration: 3m51s Rating: 4.90
01:29:00 <Trevor> A little less conversation, a little more action...
01:30:00 <Trevor> All this agrivation ain't satisfaction
03:58:00 <TheRiddler> girl on girl kissing
05:19:00 <TheRiddler> the rich drinking australian rum that is not bundaberg
05:24:00 <TheRiddler> shame it's fake
10:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
12:47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> omfg i think i might go see deadpool lol
16:05:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
16:09:00 <British^Meat> GOD :)
16:10:00 <GOD> British^Meat :)
16:10:00 <British^Meat> Wot u doin?
16:12:00 <TheRon> that was weird, tried to log on and it said i was ban evading
16:12:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't know how
16:12:00 <Doodle> stop it TheRon
16:12:00 <Doodle> just stop it
16:13:00 <GOD> me either TheRon
16:13:00 <TheRon> doobie at the ready doodle?
16:13:00 <Doodle> lol nah i'm babysitting this arvo
16:13:00 <Doodle> got a kid
16:13:00 <TheRon> who entrust you with a kid?
16:13:00 <Doodle> i know right
16:13:00 <Doodle> my sister
16:14:00 <TheRon> she's brave
16:14:00 <TheRon> mind you my bro get's me to babysit all three of his
16:14:00 <Doodle> yeh just 1 for me today
16:15:00 <TheRon> indoctrinating the kid?
16:16:00 <Doodle> he's bashing people on gtav atm if thats what u mean
16:16:00 <TheRon> educational
16:17:00 <TheRon> you do maths everytime you kill a hooker
16:17:00 <Doodle> haha
16:17:00 <TheRon> is that the right game?
16:17:00 <Doodle> thats the one
16:18:00 <TheRon> haven't really played it
16:18:00 <doctor> good when youre feeling particularly angsty
16:19:00 <TheRon> whats the san antonio one like?
16:19:00 <Doodle> the what one
16:19:00 <Doodle> san andreas?
16:19:00 <TheRon> could be it
16:20:00 <Doodle> its great but its ancient now
16:20:00 <TheRon> i'm really up with the kids you know
16:20:00 <Doodle> lol you're the same age as me arent you
16:20:00 <TheRon> yep
16:20:00 <doctor> get to know what its like to be a typical black guy living in LA
16:21:00 <doctor> dw TheRon, kids are uncool
16:21:00 <TheRon> i like that song called drinking in la
16:21:00 <doctor> so last centuary
16:22:00 <TheRon> i didn't ask how old it was, i just said it was a good song
16:22:00 <Doodle> lol
16:23:00 <TheRon> doctor: you 420?
16:23:00 <GOD> please my children
16:23:00 <GOD> please
16:24:00 <TheRon> jesus on 7th day smoked weed
16:25:00 <GOD> on the 1st day he smoked ice
16:25:00 <GOD> and on the 2nd
16:25:00 <GOD> 3rd 4th 5th 6th 7th 8th 9th
16:25:00 <GOD> 10th 11th 12th 13th 14th 15th 16th 17th 18th 19th 20th
16:26:00 <GOD> 21st 22nd 23rd 24th 25th 26th 27th 28th 29th 30th
16:26:00 <GOD> 31st 32nd 33rd 34th 35th 36th
16:26:00 <Doodle> yeah ok settle down m8
16:26:00 <GOD> then he stopped
16:28:00 <TheRon> jesus from frankston?
16:29:00 <doctor> i wish TheRon
16:29:00 <doctor> but obligations, legality n stuff
16:43:00 <Student> Greetings
16:55:00 <British^Meat> i banned GOD....
16:55:00 <British^Meat> I dunno, looked like trouble....
16:55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its loopy
16:55:00 <Student> correct
16:55:00 <Student> but he was there to solve your all problems ;)
16:57:00 <British^Meat> for reals?
16:57:00 <Student> 100%
16:57:00 <Student> but too bad , you banned him
16:57:00 <Student> your choice
16:57:00 <Student> looks like a good lad to me
16:57:00 <Student> or looked like a good lad to me
16:57:00 <Student> whatever works for you
16:59:00 <Serenity> he was already banned from perth British^Meat so 99% chance it was one of the trolls
17:00:00 <British^Meat> stfu Student
17:00:00 <British^Meat> oh ok Serenity, i know not TBH, but Loopys aiight
17:00:00 <British^Meat> but if that werent him, then so be it
17:01:00 <Serenity> i dont know loopy so i have no idea
17:01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> [02:36pm] [Monsoon] Welcome Loopy
17:01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> loopy is a fucking wacko job lol
17:02:00 <British^Meat> yer, he's pretty out there
17:02:00 <Serenity> not sure ive ever heard of him lol if i have ive forgotten
17:02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he use to come in here alot and cause alot of shit
17:02:00 <Clarkson> im going to fucking stove your head in
17:02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> mainly at night when you slept
17:02:00 <British^Meat> he's all like chemtrails and the governement and NWO
17:02:00 <British^Meat> all that shit
17:02:00 <Serenity> ohh
17:02:00 <Serenity> so the nick loopy fits well then
17:03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yes it does lol
17:03:00 <British^Meat> lol yup
17:03:00 <Student> some positive about that person
17:03:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Student stfu and sit there ok :)
17:03:00 <Serenity> lol
17:04:00 <Student> shut up Snoopys_Gunship and behave :P
17:04:00 <Student> that worked
17:04:00 <Student> :)
17:05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahah you really think im going to shut up because YOU told me too, well take another look retard im married nothing scares me more then my wife
17:05:00 <Serenity> hahahaha snoopy!
17:05:00 <Student> too late , tard
17:05:00 <Serenity> good man
17:05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> how is it too late
17:05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> and what the fuck is a tard
17:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> some sort of fuckwit word that you made up because you cant be bothered to type retard
17:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> good work sunshine have another cookie
17:06:00 <Student> oh don't bother idiot
17:06:00 <Student> just carry on with your shit
17:07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you started it fuckwit dont think you are going to finish it
17:07:00 <Student> you started that but i finished it
17:07:00 <Student> .................
17:07:00 <Student> stamped
17:07:00 <Student> signature
17:08:00 <Student> now go an eat your wife's head
17:08:00 <Student> *d
17:08:00 <Student> *and
17:08:00 <Student> or vice versa
17:08:00 <Student> are you comfortable now? feeling good? idiot? ;)
17:09:00 <faux> both of you shut up
17:09:00 <faux> ty
17:09:00 <faux> shh
17:09:00 <FOBZTA> Nothing changes over 20 years
17:10:00 <British^Meat> lol
17:10:00 <British^Meat> da fuk was that Student?
17:10:00 <Clarkson> first day i've not been high as a motherfucker in that period too
17:10:00 <Student> ;)
17:10:00 <Student> just for fun , Giggles ;)
17:11:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> she said shut the fuck up idiot
17:12:00 <Student> :-|
17:13:00 <FOBZTA> 👊
17:14:00 <Student> 12 ~~~\
17:14:00 <FOBZTA> 🛐
17:14:00 <zaim> 👊 👊 👊 👊 👊 👊 👊 👊 👊 👊 👊
17:15:00 <Student> write/draw a proper QR code, these will not do
17:15:00 <Student> LEARN to do stuff people
17:15:00 <FOBZTA> 🔪
17:16:00 <FOBZTA> (^_-)
17:19:00 <Student> (-_-)
18:09:00 <TheRon> i should've know better than to fall in love with you
18:13:00 <Student> da da da
18:14:00 <TheRon> has anybody bombed the pakistani super league yet?
18:14:00 <Student> dream on
18:15:00 <TheRon> just seems like the crazy stuff you ppl would be doing
18:15:00 <Student> but there were fire works in the closing ceremony
18:16:00 <Student> with that distance, i also believed that you people are doing crazy stuff in australia
18:16:00 <TheRon> what is it in pakistan, all these tribes and no one can decide who's in charge?
18:16:00 <Student> all rumours
18:23:00 <TheRon> cum on feel the noise
18:45:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/8iBFw.jpg nsfw
18:45:00 <TheRon> no work would get done
18:48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:52:00 <TheRon> footy tomorrow
18:53:00 <TheRiddler> yep
18:54:00 <TheRiddler> oh
18:54:00 <TheRon> i heard she loves a good prodding
19:02:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
19:04:00 <TheRon> how was the prodding?
19:09:00 <TheRon> downtown!
19:09:00 <robot> hello
19:18:00 <TheRon> we were just discussing how cool breasts were
19:20:00 <TheRon> behold the king, the king of kings!!
19:21:00 <TheRon> on your knees dog!
20:25:00 <dematerialised> hi homos
20:31:00 <dematerialised> you lookin to get FUCKED tonight?
20:33:00 <TheRiddler> have you played anymore skylines yet?
20:33:00 <dematerialised> nah not really
20:33:00 <dematerialised> switched back to some overpoch
20:34:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
20:34:00 <dematerialised> last map i played i stayed within two or three tiles
20:34:00 <dematerialised> its impossible to use mroe than that without cheats
20:34:00 <dematerialised> or literally only building one city each two tiles
20:35:00 <TheRiddler> so you haven't picked up any of the expansions?
20:35:00 <dematerialised> nah
21:05:00 <Hanks> Hi
21:11:00 <dematerialised> Hanks, what is your educated opinion on the socio-economic dilemma being experienced by South Sudan at the moment?
21:13:00 <dematerialised> thought so
21:15:00 <Hanks> It is expected
21:16:00 <Hanks> The worlds top bankers own us
21:18:00 <Hanks> You there
21:20:00 <Hanks> Fine
21:21:00 <Hanks> Bong time and then i am going to edge
21:21:00 <DAVE> edge?
21:22:00 <Hanks> Holding sperm in your knob for long time
21:23:00 <Hanks> Then fountain
21:23:00 <DAVE> lol
21:23:00 <DAVE> sounds like a plan
21:25:00 <Hanks> Have a qaurt chopped up and dick in hand. I just want a gf. Brb mum is calling
21:26:00 <Hanks> Wish she would go to bed
21:29:00 <Hanks> I wish i could get up out of this chair but 2 stonned
21:31:00 <Hanks> Been talking to the girl from Nigeria
21:32:00 <Hanks> She only needs me to send her another 500 so she can sort out the plane ticket
21:34:00 <Hanks> Apparently the socio-eccomic situation in Nigeria is pretty bad there too
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> faux does the flash appear in any more arrow episodes except the 1 before he becomes the flash?
21:35:00 <faux> yah a couple
21:35:00 <Hanks> Paid for her grandmothers funeral. That is why i need to send more money
21:35:00 <TheRiddler> ok
21:36:00 <TheRiddler> also
21:36:00 <TheRiddler> [22:11] <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/1Diej.jpg LOL
21:36:00 <TheRiddler> I posted this a couple of days ago lol
21:37:00 <Hanks> She was going to buy the ticket to come over to Australia but recieved a call about her grand mother
21:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
21:37:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
21:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai sup
21:41:00 <Hanks> Love to chat more with all my friends but it is edge time
21:44:00 <TheRiddler> watching arrow
21:44:00 <TheRiddler> you?
21:44:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
21:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> chillin'
21:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux
21:44:00 <faux> hi
21:46:00 <TheRiddler> nearly finished season 2
21:47:00 <MrMark> booo
21:50:00 <Hanks> I dropped it. I spilled the milk
21:52:00 <Hanks> Kat i saw that girl from the city today and i did what you said. She just walked past with no care in the world. It was like she didnt see it
21:53:00 <Hanks> Wore the old dry as a bone
21:58:00 <Hanks> Not exactly a trench coat but the dry as a bone is close enough. Opens and closes just fine. The poor girl needs glasses
21:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> or an AVO
21:59:00 <Doodle> *driza-bone
21:59:00 <Hanks> She looks like a health nut
21:59:00 <Hanks> Bet she luvs her avo
22:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> apprehended violence order!
22:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> so stalkers stay the fuck away and not flash peeps in trench coats
22:00:00 <Hanks> Drizza bones
22:03:00 <partay> Doodle you need one of these
22:03:00 <partay> https://www.facebook.com/TheLadBibleOz/videos/1041903479275874/
22:03:00 <Doodle> shit no, motorbikes are for halfwits
22:04:00 <Doodle> and that video proves it
22:04:00 <partay> thats a trike not a motorbikke
22:04:00 <Serenity> its the lad bible
22:04:00 <Serenity> theyre all fucking halfwits
22:04:00 <partay> this person keeps sending me nudes.. http://facebook.com/profile.php?=7332236
22:05:00 <Doodle> ...
22:06:00 <TheRiddler> picard?
22:06:00 <partay> who does it look like
22:06:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
22:06:00 <Doodle> u fkn wot
22:08:00 <Serenity> loll
22:08:00 <Doodle> what a fkn insult
22:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow
22:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps honestly have nothing better to do than to stalk FB
22:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> most awesome!
22:09:00 <dematerialised> :/
22:09:00 <partay> i know
22:09:00 <Doodle> rooster just attcked me and ran out the door
22:09:00 <Doodle> now he is meowing at himself
22:09:00 <MrMark> u behaving katatonic_kate01?
22:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> what’s with cats doing that
22:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off mark
22:10:00 <faux> lmao
22:10:00 <Doodle> he's doing that curved tail run around like a possessed fuckhead thing
22:10:00 <Doodle> cos its raining outside and the door is open
22:10:00 <Doodle> so in and out at full speed
22:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:10:00 <faux> mmm rain
22:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah cannonball… as the child calls it
22:11:00 <Doodle> lol ye
22:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> can’t wait until it rains ere
22:11:00 <faux> wont be til forevs
22:11:00 <Doodle> juts buy some corn and stick the kids on the roof
22:11:00 <Doodle> job done
22:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> *cries*
22:11:00 <Doodle> JUTS
22:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. that would require effort and i live in units…. so no
22:12:00 <faux> tomoz is gonna be death
22:12:00 <Doodle> lol
22:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… 40
22:12:00 <faux> my uncles mrs msgd saying shes gonna comenover with the kids
22:12:00 <faux> then shes like
22:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> so it’s really gonna be 50
22:12:00 <Doodle> come and visit me its going to be 25 here
22:12:00 <Doodle> and STEAMY
22:12:00 <Doodle> ;)
22:12:00 <faux> oh i forgot.its gonna be 42 the kids wil be restless
22:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:12:00 <faux> i was like phew
22:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> my feet will already be expanding to the size of…..
22:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i donno…. something large lol
22:13:00 <faux> uranus
22:14:00 <faux> hahahhhahhhaahahahahahhahahahahaa
22:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw
22:14:00 <faux> i watched a video of a mum naming the planets
22:14:00 <faux> and her kid repeating them
22:14:00 <faux> then she got to uranus
22:14:00 <faux> and then kid said
22:14:00 <faux> my anus
22:14:00 <Doodle> ahaha
22:14:00 <faux> and shes like what no uranus
22:14:00 <Doodle> mianus is a town
22:14:00 <Doodle> in the usa i think
22:14:00 <faux> and the kis isnlike MY ANUS
22:14:00 <faux> lol
22:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:15:00 <faux> i lold so hard
22:15:00 <faux> UR A TOWN IN THE USA
22:15:00 <faux> doodletown
22:15:00 <Doodle> LOSERVILLE
22:15:00 <faux> id go down to doodletown
22:15:00 <faux> eheheheheeebebebheeeeee
22:15:00 <Doodle> lol
22:15:00 <faux> down down prices are dooown
22:16:00 <Doodle> oh
22:16:00 <Doodle> it was ur bfs bday today
22:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> was cake involved?
22:16:00 <Doodle> it may have been
22:17:00 <Doodle> my sister put this on fb
22:17:00 <Doodle> i'll prolly get banned for flooding but meh
22:17:00 <Doodle> Just wanted to acknowledge my Dad's birthday today. He doesn't believe in Facebook. He can't understand why people need to know everyone's business and why they can't talk face to face.He doesn't like any memes I post because he either doesn't understand them or if they're making fun of someone, doesn't like that they can't defend themselves. My Dad's a bit 'old school' like that. (He won't
22:17:00 <Doodle> like this message because it's on Facebook!)
22:17:00 <Doodle> #happybirthdaydad
22:17:00 <Doodle> oh sweet
22:17:00 <faux> naww Brucey
22:17:00 <faux> he seems sweet
22:18:00 <Doodle> faux
22:18:00 <faux> the defending self bit
22:18:00 <faux> EEEEEEE
22:18:00 <faux> bi
22:18:00 <faux> hi
22:18:00 <Doodle> HE IS SEVENTY ONE
22:18:00 <faux> woah
22:18:00 <faux> me grandmas age
22:18:00 <Doodle> stop trying to bone him
22:18:00 <faux> lol
22:18:00 <faux> ok
22:18:00 <faux> Robert.
22:18:00 <faux> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1229649830378541&id=114503341893201
22:18:00 <Doodle> he wouldnt know what to do with u anyway
22:18:00 <faux> i cannot stop laughing
22:18:00 <faux> like i am crying
22:18:00 <faux> so much
22:19:00 <Doodle> lol its like a slot machine that pays out chinese people
22:19:00 <Doodle> JACKPOT
22:19:00 <Doodle> DING DING DING
22:19:00 <faux> LMAO
22:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:19:00 <faux> lmaooooo
22:19:00 <faux> fucking hel
22:19:00 <faux> l
22:19:00 <Clarkson> hahahahah Bastardly_One, what do you think I have been doing while reading the mindless crap on here :P
22:19:00 <Doodle> oh sorry its in china
22:19:00 <faux> im actuallt dead
22:19:00 <Doodle> i mean srot machine
22:19:00 <faux> LOL
22:20:00 <Doodle> heheheee
22:20:00 <faux> the people never ended
22:20:00 <Doodle> well
22:20:00 <faux> just kept going
22:20:00 <faux> feck
22:20:00 <Doodle> its china, the people never end
22:20:00 <faux> lol
22:20:00 <Doodle> peopre?
22:20:00 <faux> be back in 10 im gonna yell profanities out my window
22:20:00 <Doodle> oh jeez
22:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh….. was seeing the FIL in holspital and the MIL was being so racist….. Going you know they’ve got yellow skin and their eyes…..you know…. slanty. I was like ah… wot. Can’t you just say asian… then she went into a hypotetical speech about having to identify yellow skin people who may rob you… and you’d need to give a correct description to the police
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> holspital is like hospital, only BETTER
22:22:00 <Doodle> rooooofl
22:22:00 <Doodle> i bet she still says oriental
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i talian
22:22:00 <Doodle> hahaha
22:22:00 <Doodle> FUCKING EYE TIES
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was like… im NOT having this convo with you
22:22:00 <partay> lets not forget the abos
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> and wanted to punch her in the throat
22:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck off party
22:22:00 <Clarkson> i fuck with you every day PietSAbabe
22:22:00 <Doodle> how can we forget the abos they remind us they're there every 5 seconds
22:23:00 <partay> i was in my mid 20's before someone told me abo was an offensive term
22:23:00 <Doodle> i wonder if anyone has told Spunkyguy what his nock means
22:23:00 <Doodle> when i was a kid we had a dog called abo
22:23:00 <Doodle> *nick
22:23:00 <partay> I used to use it all the time
22:24:00 <partay> to everyone
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle :P
22:24:00 <Doodle> dad would go out calling out ABOOOO when it ran away
22:24:00 <Doodle> i'm not joking lol
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
22:24:00 <Doodle> black lab
22:24:00 <robot> but you're allowed to say it partay coz you are an abo
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
22:24:00 <Doodle> lol i know
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> the child has a doll called, blackie
22:24:00 <partay> wad up my migga ?
22:24:00 <Doodle> fucking racists hey
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i didnt name it
22:24:00 <robot> i'm part abo
22:24:00 <Doodle> haha
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> and her toy cat big black pussy
22:24:00 <Doodle> which part
22:24:00 <robot> that's how i get more cennahlink ay
22:25:00 <robot> not much man prolly gonna retire early, get a good night's sleep
22:25:00 <Doodle> i worked at centrelink, the abos have their own call centre cos nobody can fkn understand them
22:25:00 <Doodle> "indigenous call centre"
22:25:00 <Doodle> ie wtf did u just say brudda
22:25:00 <robot> call-a-coon
22:26:00 <robot> anyway, goodnight all
22:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it’s their own lanugage (like slang OZstralian) learnt bout it at uni… and had to respect it when teaching in schools....
22:26:00 <Doodle> its drivel
22:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> not quite
22:27:00 <Doodle> its english with a dose of super unleaded and half a goon sack
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
22:27:00 <Doodle> it is, they all sound like that cos language is copied from environment
22:27:00 <Doodle> so parents
22:27:00 <Doodle> who are all off guts
22:27:00 <Doodle> so they all talk like they have no teeth
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> this maybe the case...
22:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> or more like a mixture of their own native lanuage with some english thrown in fro good measure
22:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> like me, who can’t fucking spell
22:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m blaming the baby
22:29:00 <Doodle> i dunno why the first fleet couldnt have just filled up their ships with abos after they dropped all the white people off
22:29:00 <Doodle> and taken them to tassie or nz or some other shithole
22:29:00 <Doodle> perth
22:29:00 <Doodle> :D
22:41:00 <anotherirc3r> evening
22:41:00 <zinger> Serenity what is your current eating plan?
22:42:00 <Serenity> to eat you if you dont fuck off you creatin
22:42:00 <faux> eat me
22:42:00 <anotherirc3r> that seems a bit extreme..
22:42:00 <faux> what is
22:43:00 <anotherirc3r> banning someone who asked what your current eating plan is
22:43:00 <anotherirc3r> he just seems curious
22:43:00 <Serenity> of course its not extreme you doughey bint and you know exacly why so stop pretending before i ban you too
22:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> is it cunty time?
22:43:00 <GoldSpade> jenny craig
22:44:00 <anotherirc3r> a doughey what?
22:44:00 <Serenity> ohh you want one too ok
22:44:00 <anotherirc3r> are you just making up words now?
22:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay
22:44:00 <faux> binti irwin
22:44:00 <Serenity> its not a made up word spastic
22:45:00 <faux> lol Anton used to call me that
22:45:00 <Serenity> binti irwin?
22:45:00 <Serenity> lol
22:45:00 <Serenity> shes so pretty now. too bad she has to speak
22:46:00 <anotherirc3r> oh, my apologies. i guess i just couldn't see you knowing that word
22:48:00 <faux> 25 degrees at 11pm
22:49:00 <faux> great
22:50:00 <Maurice> I thought everyone knew the word bint
22:51:00 <anotherirc3r> if that's the case, why isn't it being used in everyday conversation?
22:51:00 <Serenity> apparently only jizzed up slop boxes from victoria do. Not us uncouth perthians
22:51:00 <anotherirc3r> you know.. with the plebs and morons too
22:52:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm very impressed with your originality
22:52:00 <Serenity> you'd be impressed by a potato to be fair
22:52:00 <faux> rofl
22:53:00 <faux> mm potato
22:53:00 <anotherirc3r> really?
22:53:00 <anotherirc3r> that's it?
22:53:00 <Serenity> we got this cool little slicer thing that cuts tatoes soo soo thin
22:53:00 <Serenity> its ace
22:53:00 <faux> make potato chips in the miccy
22:54:00 <Serenity> id forgotten about that
22:54:00 <faux> no oil
22:54:00 <faux> soak em in vinegar
22:54:00 <faux> dry em a bit.. put em in a layer on a plate and nuke em for 3 mins give or take
22:54:00 <faux> then when theyre done salt them
22:54:00 <faux> so yum
22:55:00 <faux> obv can season tgem however you like
22:55:00 <Serenity> garlic salt
22:55:00 <Serenity> hnng
22:55:00 <Maurice> Vinegar and paprika
22:55:00 <faux> nom
22:55:00 <anotherirc3r> i suppose i shouldn't be surprised that you don't have anything other than your usual recycled, inane, moronic ramblings
22:55:00 <anotherirc3r> i guess i expected a bit much from something like you
22:55:00 <anotherirc3r> my mistake
22:55:00 <faux> anotherirc3r drop it
22:55:00 <Maurice> Plus side, she doesn't have crabs
22:55:00 <faux> we moved on
22:56:00 <anotherirc3r> i really don't care what you've done
22:56:00 <Serenity> anotherirc3r if you want to be a big mouthed cunt then tell your boyfriend you can handle getting it back or simply shut the fuck up
22:56:00 <Serenity> if you cant take care of yourself that is
22:56:00 <faux> Step back Sarah.
22:56:00 <anotherirc3r> i don't have a boyfriend
22:56:00 <Serenity> cause i wont be told what i can say to who especially you
22:57:00 <anotherirc3r> and i can look after myself just fine
22:58:00 <anotherirc3r> oh, i have something to pass on
22:58:00 <anotherirc3r> <Monsoon> Serenity tell us about your recent success in the weight loss department... Also make mention about how 'what you have done is nothing short of amazing' and also that 'no trolls can take that away from you'
22:58:00 <anotherirc3r> we are truly thrilled with your achievements to date
22:58:00 <anotherirc3r> please elaborate on them
22:58:00 <Serenity> that took a lot of brain power huh lol
22:58:00 <Serenity> you fucking puppet rofl
22:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes* what dick bags
22:59:00 <Clarkson> faux gets wet over the thought of me licking her asshole out
22:59:00 <Serenity> hahaha
22:59:00 <anotherirc3r> we're all really proud of you
22:59:00 <faux> lol tell your puppet master hes pathetic for thinking hes hilarious in trolling someone for achieving something other than sitting behind a computer screen paying more attention to people he doesnt know than working on his own life
22:59:00 <Serenity> all the people inside your head you mean?
22:59:00 <faux> i do Clarkson
22:59:00 <Clarkson> i rather die than go back to their shit
23:00:00 <Serenity> dnt die Clarkson
23:00:00 <anotherirc3r> puppet master?
23:00:00 <Clarkson> that would shit them off having to replace all the glass
23:00:00 <Serenity> what glass clarky
23:00:00 <Clarkson> Well screw you guys, I thought it was adorable.
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:02:00 <anotherirc3r> i, for one, know how hard it can be to lose weight. i congratulate you on your recent success
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay
23:03:00 <faux> fuck me dead
23:03:00 <faux> theyre so boring
23:03:00 <Serenity> fuck shes repulsive
23:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh, it has a vagina
23:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn
23:03:00 <faux> shes a hideous loon how can she even dream of putting anyone down
23:03:00 <Maurice> What a minga
23:04:00 <faux> i took a shit this morning with a higher IQ and it was way more attractive
23:04:00 <Clarkson> now stop trolling , youre pretty shit at it
23:04:00 <faux> smd clarky
23:04:00 <Clarkson> andn some asshole comments saying
23:05:00 <Serenity> LOL Clarkson
23:05:00 <Clarkson> john lennon was a filthy fucking race mixing jew communist who didn't even write his own songs
23:05:00 <Serenity> ets not discuss them anymore seriously I dont want to give them any more air time than I have to
23:05:00 <faux> I MIGHT ONLY HAVE ONE MATCH
23:06:00 <faux> BUT I CAN MAKE AN EXPLOSION
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:06:00 <Serenity> its so cold here omg
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> deal.. not talking bout shit stains
23:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> cold! I wish it was ere
23:06:00 <faux> 23:06] <Picard> wtf, #melbourne unable to join channel (invite only)
23:06:00 <faux> lol
23:06:00 <faux> poor pickles
23:06:00 <faux> its 25 here rn
23:06:00 <faux> :-(
23:06:00 <Serenity> he can blame his mates
23:06:00 <Serenity> tell him he can join
23:07:00 <Picard> ty ladies
23:07:00 <Serenity> no ladies here
23:07:00 <faux> eadc
23:07:00 <Serenity> sorry
23:07:00 <dematerialised> less qq more pew pew
23:07:00 <Picard> who has missbehaved?
23:07:00 <dematerialised> faggots
23:07:00 <Serenity> you
23:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> no ladies ere - smd
23:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
23:07:00 <Picard> i wasnt even here and ive been bad
23:08:00 <Serenity> haha yep
23:08:00 <Picard> lol
23:08:00 <Serenity> now bend over so i can caine you
23:08:00 <Serenity> cane
23:08:00 <faux> caine
23:08:00 <Serenity> ?
23:08:00 <Serenity> iunno
23:08:00 <faux> lol
23:08:00 <faux> ah mcaine
23:08:00 <faux> youve done it againe
23:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yuve done it again
23:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH
23:09:00 <Serenity> omg im up to the ep of true blood where sookie has that thing scracth her back
23:09:00 <Serenity> hnngg
23:09:00 <Picard> oh baby i love it when you talk like that
23:10:00 <Serenity> jeepers
23:10:00 <faux> oh god just threw up in me mouth a little bit
23:10:00 <Serenity> bit eager
23:10:00 <Serenity> i cant lie id probably smash picard on the bare arse with a cane if he let me
23:11:00 <Serenity> imagine the sound CRACK
23:13:00 <faux> .
23:13:00 <Picard> Serenity ive always said you can do anything to me
23:14:00 <Picard> and if faux watches, i mean anything :P
23:14:00 <Serenity> you know i would
23:14:00 <faux> im actually abput to spew pls stfu
23:14:00 <Serenity> LOL
23:14:00 <Serenity> soz faux
23:15:00 <Picard> :P
23:17:00 <Picard> https://fly.virginaustralia.com/SSW2010/VAVA/webqtrip.html?execution=e1s1
23:17:00 <faux> oh god
23:17:00 <Picard> $760 return, thats not bad
23:17:00 <faux> dont be surprised if picard rocks up to your house in assless CHaPz sez
23:17:00 <Picard> lol
23:17:00 <Serenity> LOL
23:18:00 <Serenity> plz dont come to perf :(
23:19:00 <Picard> chicken
23:20:00 <Picard> faux can i come see you :p
23:21:00 <Serenity> faux is closer
23:21:00 <Picard> lol
23:21:00 <Picard> you're hotter
23:22:00 <Serenity> nah
23:22:00 <Serenity> faux has a better butt
23:23:00 <Doodle> mmmfauxbutt
23:23:00 <Doodle> FB
23:23:00 <Picard> u have better tits
23:23:00 <Doodle> i do
23:23:00 <Doodle> ;)
23:23:00 <Serenity> i dont anymore
23:23:00 <Serenity> they're like sand sakcs
23:23:00 <Doodle> oh
23:23:00 <Serenity> sacks
23:24:00 <Picard> lol
23:24:00 <Picard> and u have a strapon
23:24:00 <Serenity> I do
23:24:00 <Serenity> wanna go?
23:24:00 <Picard> hell yes
23:25:00 <Doodle> she's been using it as the kitchen doorstop for the last 4 years
23:25:00 <Picard> lol
23:26:00 <Serenity> LOL
23:27:00 <TheRiddler> speaking of strapons
23:29:00 <Doodle> did u stick one in ur peehole
23:29:00 <TheRiddler> lol no
23:29:00 <faux> HAAAHAA
23:29:00 <faux> hahahaahaahhahhaaaajahjahjaaaaaaaa
23:29:00 <faux> fuck
23:30:00 <Doodle> k
23:30:00 <TheRiddler> http://pornxs.com/anime-video/2138069-futabu-01-subbed.html I was watching this
23:30:00 <Picard> lol
23:31:00 <faux> ye no
23:31:00 <Picard> what have you done with the real Serenity?
23:32:00 <Serenity> hmm?
23:32:00 <Serenity> my ears are burbing
23:32:00 <Serenity> burning
23:32:00 <Serenity> someones talking about me
23:32:00 <TheRiddler> it's a hentai about 4 chicks with dicks
23:32:00 <TheRiddler> :p
23:33:00 <Picard> why would anyone get turned on by anim porn?
23:34:00 <Serenity> shmowzers
23:34:00 <faux> TheRiddler would you smoosh a banana with no peel up your butt
23:34:00 <Serenity> and you tell me to stop being gross
23:34:00 <Serenity> rofl
23:35:00 <faux> im not gonna smoosh it for him u filthy picard lover
23:35:00 <TheRiddler> aww
23:35:00 <faux> LO
23:35:00 <faux> L
23:35:00 <faux> dont be disgusting
23:35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:35:00 <Picard> lol
23:35:00 <faux> would you do it
23:36:00 <Serenity> shh its a beautiful thing ok
23:36:00 <Picard> faux u can have me also, there is enough to go around
23:36:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think it would work
23:36:00 <Serenity> picards gonna let me slam him up the chocolate fountain
23:36:00 <Serenity> freeze it TheDarkTruth
23:36:00 <Serenity> er TheRiddler
23:36:00 <faux> theres enough to go around Ethiopia picard doesnt mean i want it
23:36:00 <faux> LO
23:36:00 <faux> L
23:36:00 <Picard> lol
23:36:00 <faux> frozen banana up the shitter
23:36:00 <Clarkson> except he puts his turban on his cock and cums in it
23:36:00 <TheDarkTruth> that happens more often than I care to mention...
23:36:00 <Serenity> cold narnie up the mud slide
23:36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:37:00 <faux> would you attempt it
23:37:00 <faux> non frozen
23:37:00 <Serenity> sorry TheDarkTruth lol
23:37:00 <faux> and record it
23:37:00 <TheRiddler> maybe
23:37:00 <Serenity> LOL
23:37:00 <Serenity> FFS
23:37:00 <Serenity> where is my chuppa chup
23:37:00 <faux> lmaooo
23:37:00 <faux> look im the fantastic one ok
23:37:00 <TheDarkTruth> if it weren't for TheRiddler - I don't think i'd receive a mention at all :)
23:37:00 <faux> ladies first
23:37:00 <TheRiddler> I have bananas but they're large
23:37:00 <faux> thats ok even better
23:37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:37:00 <Serenity> fine if i slam picard im making you watch for that
23:37:00 <Serenity> CUNT
23:38:00 <faux> ew.
23:38:00 <faux> vomatron
23:38:00 <Picard> who is watching?
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> ride the waves
23:38:00 <Serenity> everyone
23:38:00 <Maurice> Not me
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> be like doing a giant jelly mould
23:38:00 <Maurice> I'm rather go blind
23:39:00 <Serenity> il trick you into it
23:39:00 <faux> im with Maurice on this one
23:39:00 <TheRiddler> slip it in and it wobbles about on it's own
23:39:00 <TheRiddler> :p
23:39:00 <Serenity> no vag pics for faux
23:40:00 <faux> WOW
23:40:00 <faux> that was unecessarily rud
23:40:00 <faux> e
23:40:00 <Serenity> no mate
23:40:00 <faux> show me ur twat
23:40:00 <Serenity> ok fuck this im freezing im going to go have a shower
23:40:00 <faux> lol im so romantic
23:40:00 <TheRiddler> with a banana
23:40:00 <Serenity> when i get back... maybe
23:40:00 <faux> gis a look at ya twat aye
23:40:00 <Picard> show me the strapon
23:41:00 <TheRiddler> feed the gape
23:41:00 <Serenity> i already showed you picard
23:41:00 <Picard> with u wearing it :P
23:42:00 <swazowers> “I dont think it would work”
23:42:00 <swazowers> and yet
23:47:00 <partay> id prefer to see Maurice beat you to death with a big black dildo
23:47:00 <Maurice> I would hurt the dildo
23:47:00 <Maurice> Wouldnt*
23:50:00 <partay> i would fuck Maurice till i fell off
23:51:00 <Picard> http://aca.ninemsn.com.au/article/9088858/sugar-daddies
23:53:00 <Maurice> You have to have money to be a sugar daddy.
23:53:00 <partay> and even then there s a limit
23:56:00 <Picard> no shit
23:59:00 <Serenity> you can give me money if you want
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