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00:43:00 <dematerialised> i did
00:43:00 <Picard> 1.127.310377.1F79EF
00:45:00 <Serenity> why would he post that lol
00:47:00 <doctor> he not very bright
00:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas cunty woman failed in mkr
01:05:00 <British^Meat> lol
01:05:00 <British^Meat> maybe he copied it for some reason and accidentally pasted it in here
01:05:00 <British^Meat> He must be so agro at TheRiddler :)
01:10:00 <alienatedromeo> suck my nuts
01:11:00 <GuessWho> suck your own
01:11:00 <alienatedromeo> fuck my nuts
01:15:00 <GuessWho> fuck your own
01:15:00 <Clarkson> becoming fucking expensive
01:15:00 <alienatedromeo> haha
01:17:00 <alienatedromeo> i'll always need more weed
01:19:00 <alienatedromeo> i want to drink gold
01:25:00 <alienatedromeo> !seen destiny
01:25:00 <alienatedromeo> anyone got beer?
01:25:00 <alienatedromeo> bad sleep
01:25:00 <alienatedromeo> need sleep
01:26:00 <alienatedromeo> zzz
01:28:00 <alienatedromeo> ball fucking sucking balls
01:28:00 <alienatedromeo> weed hose
01:28:00 <alienatedromeo> zzz
02:23:00 <Student> i am glad it is just head, could be worse
02:51:00 <Skirmish> I'm so tired and bored. Someone entertain me.
04:13:00 <under> hey bitches
04:16:00 <beehhh> hi honey
04:17:00 <under> how you doing boss
04:17:00 <beehhh> boss? im not from australia dude
04:18:00 <under> me neither
04:18:00 <beehhh> i jumped off a leaky boat and ended up at bangladesh
04:18:00 <beehhh> right now in dhaka
04:18:00 <beehhh> dont remember where i was...life was a game
04:18:00 <under> good
04:18:00 <under> hows the weather there
04:22:00 <beehhh> http://imgur.com/TTr4GVs
04:22:00 <beehhh> follow me roaster's
09:47:00 <TheRiddler> morning
09:54:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/9ux5j.jpg nsfw
09:54:00 <TheRiddler> morning katatonic_kate01
09:55:00 <TheRiddler> want a hazelnut latte?
09:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> mornin’
09:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> caramel skim latte - weal please :P
09:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> WEAK*
09:56:00 <TheRiddler> dont have that 1
09:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh
09:56:00 <TheRiddler> I dont remember which 1 I had from real bean coffee
09:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> never mind it’s too hot for coffee
09:56:00 <TheRiddler> think it was an almond 1
09:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
09:56:00 <TheRiddler> almond vanilla
09:57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nice and perfect here for a coffee
09:59:00 <TheRiddler> it's only 7 here so it's not hot yet
09:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> 10 ere
09:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> im dying already
10:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> but prob because i didn’t sleep well last niight
10:00:00 <TheRiddler> damn
10:01:00 <TheRiddler> it's 18.9 and 21 is max forcast
10:01:00 <TheRiddler> *forecast
10:02:00 <TheRiddler> it's like living in another country here because everywhere else is hot :p
10:10:00 <TheRiddler> except tasmania
10:11:00 <TheRiddler> but that's another country on it's own lol
10:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
10:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m waiing for the walking dead ep to come out
10:16:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
11:43:00 <steven-> USELESS FUCKING DOGSUSELESS FUCKING DOGSUSELESS FUCKING DOGSUSELESS FUCKING DOGSUSELESS FUCKING DOGSUSELESS FUCKING DOGSUSELESS FUCKING DOGSUSELESS FUCKING DOGSUSELESS FUCKING DOGSUSELESS FUCKING DOGSUSELESS FUCKING DOGSUSELESS FUCKING DOGSUSELESS FUCKING DOGSUSELESS FUCKING DOGSUSELESS FUCKING DOGSUSELESS FUCKING DOGSUSELESS FUCKING DOGSUSELESS FUCKING DOGSUSELESS FUCKING DOGSUSELESS FUCKING DOGSUSELESS FUCKING DOGSUSELESS FUCKING DOGSUSELESS FUCKING
12:20:00 <steven-> DOGS...... U FUCKING FILTHY DOGS..... FLEAS ..DOGS...... U FUCKING FILTHY DOGS..... FLEAS ..DOGS...... U FUCKING FILTHY DOGS..... FLEAS ..DOGS...... U FUCKING FILTHY DOGS..... FLEAS ..DOGS...... U FUCKING FILTHY DOGS..... FLEAS ..DOGS...... U FUCKING FILTHY DOGS..... FLEAS ..DOGS...... U FUCKING FILTHY DOGS..... FLEAS ..DOGS...... U FUCKING FILTHY DOGS..... FLEAS ..DOGS...... U FUCKING FILTHY DOGS..... FLEAS ..DOGS...... U FUCKING FILTHY DOGS..... FL
12:21:00 <steven-> DOGS...... U FUCKING FILTHY DOGS..... FLEAS ..DOGS...... U FUCKING FILTHY DOGS..... FLEAS ..DOGS...... U FUCKING FILTHY DOGS..... FLEAS ..DOGS...... U FUCKING FILTHY DOGS..... FLEAS ..DOGS...... U FUCKING FILTHY DOGS..... FLEAS ..DOGS...... U FUCKING FILTHY DOGS..... FLEAS ..DOGS...... U FUCKING FILTHY DOGS..... FLEAS ..DOGS...... U FUCKING FILTHY DOGS..... FLEAS ..DOGS...... U FUCKING FILTHY DOGS..... FLEAS ..DOGS...... U FUCKING FILTHY DOGS..... FL
13:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
14:19:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_TSRbgzhwI
14:19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Neelix @ Electric Parade Melbourne 21/02/2016 [1080p60fps] Views: 23 Uploader: zaim c Uploaded: Feb 21, 2016 Duration: 1m15s Rating: N/A
14:53:00 <Hanks> Hi
14:55:00 <Hanks> Anyone here
15:25:00 <Student> Greetings
15:44:00 <TheRon> 38 in ballarat tomorrow
15:44:00 <Doodle> woooooooooooo
15:44:00 <TheRon> fuuuuuuuuuck!
15:44:00 <Doodle> i'll have my bikini on
15:44:00 <TheRon> one of those strings ones that ride up the arse?
15:45:00 <Student> cool
15:45:00 <Doodle> fart splitter
15:49:00 <doctor> farts are to be shared
15:50:00 <faux> PIX OF U IN BIKINI PLS
15:50:00 <TheRon> keep in mind he probably hasn't waxed
15:50:00 <Student> first shared them with doctor :)
15:51:00 <Doodle> lmao faux
15:52:00 <faux> :D
15:52:00 <Doodle> there would be vomit everywhere
15:52:00 <Student> save us Doodle
15:52:00 <TheRon> the dutch oven can be a sensual experience
15:52:00 <Student> from the torture and the thing you just mentioned
15:53:00 <TheRon> how fucked up is eqypt, a 4 year old sentenced to life in prison for 3 murders and some other stuff
15:53:00 <faux> shoosh ok
15:53:00 <faux> doodle is an angel
15:53:00 <faux> he would look brilliant in a bikini
15:53:00 <Doodle> loool
15:54:00 <Student> angel without clothes?
15:54:00 <Student> or may be angel in the bikini, well not sure if it is worth it
15:54:00 <faux> ye
15:54:00 <faux> oh it would be
15:54:00 <Student> not sure it would be
15:54:00 <Student> i mean come on
15:54:00 <Doodle> rrrofl
15:54:00 <faux> imagine the champignon bulge
15:54:00 <Student> an angel? :P
15:55:00 <faux> like sculpted art
15:55:00 <Student> i am not into idol worshipping :P
15:55:00 <faux> lmao
15:55:00 <Student> i be more interested in REAL thing with REAL feelings or something, not an angel without feelings :P
15:55:00 <Student> come on
15:55:00 <Student> i thought you can do better than that
15:55:00 <TheRon> i'm into billy idol worshipping
15:55:00 <Student> :-/
15:55:00 <faux> oh ok
15:56:00 <Doodle> hey cunt
15:56:00 <Doodle> i have feelings
15:56:00 <Student> lol too late Doodle :P
15:56:00 <Student> stamp has been stamped, too late for the feelings shit now
15:56:00 <Student> it has been told, you are an angel. Who wants an angel?
15:57:00 <faux> me pls
15:57:00 <Student> ha ha, i am sure you want one :P
15:57:00 <Student> and that is the only reason you are SINGLE, no pun intended
15:57:00 <faux> this conversation is confusing now
15:57:00 <faux> oh
15:57:00 <Doodle> yeh
15:57:00 <Student> but come on, BRING some change
15:57:00 <Doodle> wut
15:57:00 <faux> wheres the pun
15:57:00 <faux> what is happening
15:58:00 <faux> LOL
15:58:00 <Student> lol
15:58:00 <Student> ok
15:58:00 <Student> you are learning ;)
15:58:00 <Doodle> lmao its like the old hug laurie joke if you'll pardon the pun
15:58:00 <Student> cool
15:58:00 <Doodle> oh wasnt there one? sorry
15:58:00 <Doodle> *hugh
15:58:00 <Student> shut up angel, behave yourself :P
15:58:00 <Doodle> eehhe
15:58:00 <faux> pix of ur pun
15:58:00 <Doodle> eee
16:06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:06:00 <TheRiddler> faux
16:06:00 <faux> yes
16:06:00 <TheRiddler> I tried to do that thing with the blueberry lol
16:07:00 <faux> .
16:07:00 <TheRiddler> the were too big
16:07:00 <faux> are you joking
16:07:00 <faux> LMAO
16:07:00 <TheRiddler> no
16:07:00 <TheRiddler> I was going to take a pic if I could do it
16:07:00 <faux> HAHAHAHHHHHHHHHAHAHABAHAAAABBABABAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAAHHHHHAHAHAAAAA
16:07:00 <Doodle> oh god
16:07:00 <TheRiddler> glad I made your day :p
16:08:00 <faux> HAHAHA
16:08:00 <faux> FUCK
16:09:00 <TheRiddler> all that ended up happening is it popping and having it covered it in juice lol
16:09:00 <TheRon> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/02/13/12/3128DC5E00000578-3445205-image-a-2_1455368281451.jpg
16:09:00 <TheRon> whats the story?
16:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler…. whatever shall we do with you!
16:10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:10:00 <TheRiddler> find me a gf? :p
16:10:00 <Student> very hard task
16:11:00 <Student> may be a rubber doll
16:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> why haven’t you found one on irc riddler?
16:12:00 <TheRiddler> I did
16:12:00 <TheRiddler> but that was years ago
16:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> recently, i mean
16:12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:12:00 <Skirmish> There are plenty of websites around to help you TheRiddler.
16:13:00 <TheRiddler> I probably need a nymph gf :p
16:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.bangaroobabes.com.au/ <—
16:13:00 <Skirmish> A mate of mine is slowly rooting his way through the local selection of Plenty of Fish. Give it a go in your area.
16:13:00 <Student> here comes the experienced one, one and only Skirmish ;)
16:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> rooting his way up… fuck darls
16:13:00 <TheRiddler> my fiancee was pretty much a nymph
16:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… maybe you need a fuck buddy site
16:14:00 <Student> may be he need a "Do every thing for me , i am a tard" site
16:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
16:16:00 <TheRiddler> I've pretty much become a tard
16:16:00 <TheRiddler> when it comes to dating
16:16:00 <Student> now that is a start TheRiddler, finding the problem
16:16:00 <faux> -when it comes to dating
16:17:00 <TheRon> chicks want some long walks on the beach, monster trucks and maybe some pig shooting
16:17:00 <Student> what did you mean faux? it is not limited to dating? many other things to follow?
16:17:00 <Student> wrong idea TheRon
16:17:00 <TheRon> why?
16:17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:17:00 <Student> because i am not living in australia :P
16:18:00 <Student> carry on
16:18:00 <Student> i am trying to advise an alien, what i was thinking ;)
16:18:00 <Student> my bad
16:18:00 <Student> carry on with the beaches, trucks, pig etc etc
16:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> candle lit dinners
16:19:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.nerddating.com.au/
16:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> no sex on the beach because sandy vagina
16:19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:19:00 <Student> lol , make dinner first then will think about candles and stuff ;)
16:19:00 <TheRiddler> lol at the front page
16:19:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01: they have showers on the beach
16:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> and… SANDY VAGINA
16:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> is not comfortable
16:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> at all!
16:20:00 <Student> how about a bed filled with sand?
16:20:00 <Student> placed in some airconditioned room?
16:20:00 <Student> would that do the trick?
16:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah totally
16:20:00 <Student> here we go
16:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> because women love sand near the vagina
16:20:00 <Student> so it is not about SANDY VAGINA any more ;P
16:21:00 <TheRiddler> adds friction
16:21:00 <TheRon> sandy cracks at bondi
16:21:00 <TheRiddler> :p
16:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
16:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> BDSM @ the beach!
16:21:00 <Student> why would a man love sand near the vagina?
16:21:00 <TheRiddler> towel whipped
16:22:00 <TheRiddler> and buried halfway in sand
16:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> and that’s prob why you’re single riddler
16:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes suggest that you DONT write that in your profile
16:22:00 <faux> yes and nothing to do with the fact you tried puttinf a blueberry in your dickhole
16:22:00 <faux> lol
16:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, no blueberry dickhole likes
16:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> hobbies: blueberry dickhole experiements
16:24:00 <faux> lmaoo
16:24:00 <faux> please try a chopstick next
16:24:00 <faux> and take pics
16:24:00 <Doodle> faux
16:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> FAUX
16:24:00 <Doodle> you will make him injure himself
16:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> please
16:24:00 <faux> oh
16:24:00 <faux> alright
16:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler we aint got time to see that shit
16:24:00 <faux> do not do that pls
16:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler is now AFK
16:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> good one faux
16:24:00 <faux> LOLL
16:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
16:25:00 <Doodle> BRB CHINATOWN
16:25:00 <faux> on ebay buying chopsticks
16:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
16:25:00 <faux> LMAO
16:25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:25:00 <faux> Hhahahhhhjdfcdd
16:25:00 <TheRiddler> there's chopsticks here
16:25:00 <TheRiddler> I only do requests
16:25:00 <TheRon> i can use chopstick, but if a fork is handy.......
16:25:00 <TheRiddler> hence the blueberry
16:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH
16:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> my
16:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lord
16:26:00 <faux> chopstick now pls
16:26:00 <faux> and take a pic of your attempt
16:26:00 <faux> wait a pic is silly
16:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
16:26:00 <faux> vid pls
16:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH
16:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> *dies*
16:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOOM
16:27:00 <Student> TheRiddler is fast becoming Pieter
16:27:00 <Student> Ladies O Ladies
16:27:00 <Student> spare TheRiddler
16:28:00 <TheRon> anybody worked out which shopfront pieter is sleeping in at the moment?
16:28:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
16:28:00 <Student> are you serious TheRon?
16:29:00 <Doodle> uh oh
16:29:00 <Student> very bad
16:29:00 <Student> you people made him quit IRC
16:29:00 <Student> broke his heart
16:29:00 <TheRon> doodle, 420?
16:29:00 <Doodle> indeed
16:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> like fuck, he is searching for 9000 chopsticks
16:30:00 <Doodle> haha
16:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> i would lol if he got into character and dressed up as a old school chinee dude
16:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> chinese*
16:31:00 <Skirmish> Pieter got off irc so he could dedicate more time to his anti-online bullying campaign with Delta Goodrum.
16:31:00 <Doodle> eep
16:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:31:00 <TheRon> i picture pieter as more of a hobo living under a bridge
16:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> using ice
16:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> with lots of scabs
16:32:00 <Abortion> chopsticks eh? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgFbHC3dgIU
16:32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Asian Workout Infomercial Views: 3,443,870 Uploader: mychonny Uploaded: May 16, 2010 Duration: 3m32s Rating: 4.84
16:32:00 <Student> do centerlink support a hobo living under a brigde?
16:32:00 <Skirmish> I think you need a fixed address to get centrelink payments
16:33:00 <Student> living under the same bridge does qualify as a fixed address?
16:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
16:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> as long as he can give them an address he can
16:38:00 <Student> very strange
16:43:00 <TheRon> i'm never gonna dance again
16:52:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8JzYC-HCHk
16:52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Waipod Phetsuphan , Ding Ding Dong.mp4 Views: 225,275 Uploader: Darryl Monroe Uploaded: Feb 1, 2011 Duration: 3m33s Rating: 4.92
16:53:00 <dematerialised> that'll get you dancing TheRon
16:53:00 <TheRon> i can't even bus stop
16:54:00 <TheRon> i can saftey dance
16:56:00 <dematerialised> perhaps this timeless classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bISD9hQQ4Wg
16:56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kwuan Tai Duew Luk Phen (you should die by bullets) Views: 137,224 Uploader: S. Tyler Stafford Uploaded: Dec 16, 2009 Duration: 3m36s Rating: 4.96
16:59:00 <TheRon> i'll stick dire straits thanks
17:04:00 <TheRon> well i'm back in black, yes i'm back in black!
17:08:00 <faux> TheRon:
17:08:00 <faux> is pastrami spicy
17:09:00 <TheRon> nah
17:09:00 <faux> ok nvm google finally loaded
17:09:00 <faux> inwas confusing it with some sort of salami
17:09:00 <faux> looks like meaty vag flaps
17:09:00 <faux> ew
17:10:00 <TheRon> some ppl like meaty vag flaps
17:14:00 <TheRon> woah sweet child o' mine
17:23:00 <TheRon> you, shook me all night long
17:26:00 <TheRon> we will, we will rock you
17:31:00 <TheRon> i gotta have you, photograph, i don't need your phototgraph
17:32:00 <SweetSweetGowchi> !seen anotherirc3r
17:46:00 <TheRon> you've been thunderstruck!
17:46:00 <faux> karaoke w TheRon
17:47:00 <TheRon> a duet?
17:47:00 <TheRon> islands in the stream?
17:51:00 <faux> maybe after dinner
17:51:00 <TheRon> dream on
17:51:00 <TheRon> aerosmith!
17:57:00 <TheRon> you give love a bad name
18:00:00 <TheRon> my mother came to hazard when i was just seven
18:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
18:20:00 <TheRon> i'm a bitch, i'm a lover, i'm a child...........
18:21:00 <sport> Hi
18:29:00 <TheRiddler> I'm back
18:29:00 <TheRiddler> I tried to find some plastic chopsticks lol
18:29:00 <TheRon> dear god!
18:30:00 <TheRiddler> those small white plastic ones
18:31:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAHAHAA
18:32:00 <TheRiddler> on a related note I made smoothies with banana, blueberries, strawberries, vanilla escence, vanilla icecream and skim milk
18:32:00 <Doodle> and stuck it in your peehole?
18:32:00 <ShadowLurker> O.o
18:32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:32:00 <TheRiddler> no
18:32:00 <ShadowLurker> whos doing what with a peehole
18:32:00 <Doodle> making a peehole smoothie
18:32:00 <ShadowLurker> cumshake
18:32:00 <TheRiddler> reminds me of that pic with the guy and the yoghurt
18:33:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ugly Duckling - Meatshake.mp3 (3.74MB 192kbps Stereo 2:43)
18:33:00 <TheRiddler> or icecream
18:33:00 <TheRiddler> or whatever it was
18:33:00 <TheRon> five for fighting - superman
18:37:00 <TheRiddler> http://dailymedicalinformatics.info/blow-jobs-are-good-for-a-womans-health-and-help-fight-depression/
18:37:00 <TheRiddler> someone liked this on my feed
18:39:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/ebaumsworld/photos/a.380784812423.160612.286683382423/10153537377257424/?type=3&theater
18:39:00 <TheRiddler> also this 1 lol
18:41:00 <Serenity> TheRiddler
18:41:00 <faux> LOL
18:41:00 <Serenity> can you put skittles down your peehole and then see if you cum rainbow
18:41:00 <faux> uh oh
18:43:00 <ShadowLurker> loool
18:43:00 <TheRon> i washed my hair today, it's silky smooth
18:44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:44:00 <TheRiddler> taste the rainbow
18:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> pass
18:51:00 <TheRon> lost and insecure, you found me you found me
18:54:00 <TheRon> hi tom
18:54:00 <Hanks> Hi Ron
18:55:00 <Hanks> How are you today
18:55:00 <TheRon> beers
18:55:00 <Hanks> Yandi
18:56:00 <TheRon> yothu yindi
18:56:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8JzYC-HCHk
18:56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Waipod Phetsuphan , Ding Ding Dong.mp4 Views: 225,280 Uploader: Darryl Monroe Uploaded: Feb 1, 2011 Duration: 3m33s Rating: 4.92
18:57:00 <TheRiddler> lol I found this last night
18:57:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1911981809&t=405.797 nsfw/l
18:58:00 <TheRon> classy
18:58:00 <Hanks> Cumshots
18:59:00 <TheRon> downtown!
18:59:00 <Hanks> Interacial facials
19:17:00 <SaulGoodMan> heh
19:17:00 <SaulGoodMan> incest
19:22:00 <TheRon> always funny
20:03:00 <Matthew> i'll rememberrr
20:16:00 <under> hey
20:18:00 <TheRiddler> hi Emma
20:20:00 <Emma> hi
20:24:00 <TheRiddler> upto the appearance of black arrow
20:25:00 <TheRiddler> when does the flash appear faux?
20:25:00 <faux> idk dude i dont remember when stuff happens lol
20:25:00 <MrMark> booooooooooooo!
20:26:00 <faux> i watched all the seasons ages ago an now im watching as tjey come out
20:26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:26:00 <TheRiddler> ok
20:26:00 <TheRiddler> also
20:26:00 <TheRiddler> I'm uploading the video of the chopstick lol
20:27:00 <faux> omg.
20:27:00 <faux> wtf
20:27:00 <faux> you actually did it
20:27:00 <TheRiddler> yep
20:27:00 <faux> youre nuts lol.
20:27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:28:00 <TheRiddler> I didn't do it for long
20:28:00 <TheRiddler> or that far in
20:30:00 <faux> pls dont injure yourself to satisfy my curiosity
20:30:00 <faux> ty
20:30:00 <faux> seriously stop sticking things in your dickhole
20:31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:31:00 <DK> wtf ?
20:31:00 <DK> haha
20:32:00 <TheRiddler> ok
20:33:00 <Serenity> uh
20:36:00 <MrMark> Serenity now!
20:36:00 <Serenity> dude no
20:37:00 <MrMark> gawd no Seinfeld fans
20:37:00 <Matthew> good evening to the serene Serenity
20:38:00 <faux> hi winr
20:38:00 <faux> wine
20:39:00 <swazowers> Oh hello
20:39:00 <faux> Hello
20:39:00 <faux> welcome
20:39:00 <swazowers> ty
20:39:00 <MrMark> welcum
20:40:00 <swazowers> Pleasure to return after all these years
20:40:00 <faux> is it really though
20:40:00 <TheRiddler> OMG #7216
20:40:00 <TheRiddler> I am a 30 yo male. I am flexible and I have a 8 inch cock, I can suck myself off! I'm gonna learn how to do yoga so I can learn how to deep throat myself!
20:40:00 <TheRiddler> Can any other males do this?
20:40:00 <faux> what
20:40:00 <swazowers> Well
20:40:00 <swazowers> I'll see
20:40:00 <faux> LOL
20:40:00 <swazowers> What
20:41:00 <mzyoyo> that's pretty gross
20:41:00 <swazowers> Have you seen the opening scene to the movie Shortbus
20:41:00 <faux> are you writing your dating profile TheRiddler
20:41:00 <faux> no
20:42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:42:00 <TheRiddler> no
20:42:00 <swazowers> That's pretty much what happens tbh
20:42:00 <Matthew> oh hi mzyoyo
20:42:00 <swazowers> Autofellatio
20:42:00 <Matthew> i haven't spoken to you in quite a long time
20:43:00 <Matthew> DON'T. i am already too excited. need to calm down.
20:43:00 <Maurice> Jesus
20:43:00 <Doodle> lmao
20:43:00 <Doodle> i was even in my pointy bra
20:43:00 <Maurice> I wish I got excited over a 70yr old leather handbag
20:43:00 <Matthew> 20 days to go...
20:44:00 <Doodle> eep
20:44:00 <faux> LMAO Maurice
20:44:00 <Matthew> she is currently in TheRiddler's favourite country, Phillipines
20:44:00 <Doodle> olawd
20:44:00 <Matthew> no doubt NOT socialising with his pedo connections
20:44:00 <Doodle> is she getting her penis removed
20:44:00 <faux> shes getting ironed
20:44:00 <Maurice> Its a genuine madongucci bag
20:44:00 <Doodle> lol
20:45:00 <Matthew> i think this pathetic talk of Madonna is meant to make me dislike her...
20:45:00 <Matthew> umm... keep trying... you might reach the mark in like the year 2156
20:45:00 <Doodle> they dont iron them, they pull thm up by their hair really tight and chop off the slack
20:45:00 <Maurice> Get a grip
20:45:00 <faux> not everyrhing is about you
20:45:00 <faux> calm your sack of rainbows
20:45:00 <Maurice> And I dont mean of your dick
20:45:00 <Doodle> crikey
20:45:00 <Matthew> eeek!! so exciting
20:46:00 <faux> lmao
20:46:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Madonna - Cherish.mp3 (5.32MB 192kbps Stereo 3:52)
20:46:00 <faux> aw
20:46:00 <Matthew> i cherish her
20:47:00 <Maurice> But do you oil her regularly to keep her supple
20:47:00 <Maurice> You do that with couches and shit
20:47:00 <Clarkson> holly fuck cds playin gain
20:47:00 <swazowers> Whoops
20:48:00 <Matthew> nah. she would pay one of her staff to do that.
20:48:00 <Doodle> lol Maurice
20:48:00 <Serenity> oh hello Matthew sorry wondered off to do dinner lol
20:48:00 <Doodle> i wish someone would rub me in oil to keep me supple
20:48:00 <Matthew> that's fine. you would never be rude to me, like some people
20:49:00 <faux> cant find my selling sperm for coke comment
20:49:00 <Maurice> Lol what
20:49:00 <Serenity> jesus
20:49:00 <Doodle> um
20:49:00 <Doodle> lol
20:49:00 <Matthew> can you believe that simba called a 7 month old baby "FAT" ?
20:49:00 <Maurice> Of course Serenity would be mean
20:49:00 <Matthew> I am so annoyed at this
20:49:00 <Doodle> [16:41] <faux> Um! Guys. Dilemma. So my friend who is a drug addict told me she wants my sperm to sell for some coke. Dramaaa! Vogue!
20:49:00 <Maurice> My babies were fat at 7 months
20:49:00 <Doodle> that one?
20:49:00 <Maurice> Well two were
20:49:00 <Serenity> I can believe it, what I dont believe is that you are shocked by that haha
20:49:00 <Matthew> but he is like so disgusted by it
20:49:00 <faux> lmaooo
20:49:00 <faux> yes doodle
20:49:00 <faux> ty
20:50:00 <Doodle> yw
20:50:00 <Serenity> ohhh
20:50:00 <Matthew> it's like "umm hello they are 7 months... they don't go to the gym yet DICKHEAD!!!"
20:50:00 <Serenity> normal people know that babies are supposed to be far
20:50:00 <Serenity> dont let it bother you lol
20:50:00 <Serenity> fat
20:50:00 <Doodle> babies are supposed to be far babies are supposed to be far babies are supposed to be far babies are supposed to be far babies are supposed to be far babies are supposed to be far babies are supposed to be far babies are supposed to be far babies are supposed to be far babies are supposed to be far babies are supposed to be far babies are supposed to be far babies are supposed to be far
20:50:00 <Doodle> babies are supposed to be far babies are supposed to be far
20:50:00 <Matthew> i let him have it
20:50:00 <Maurice> I called mine fat all the time
20:50:00 <Maurice> Call DCP
20:51:00 <faux> lmaooo
20:51:00 <Serenity> doodle
20:51:00 <Doodle> yes ma'am
20:51:00 <Serenity> I hate you.
20:51:00 <Doodle> why
20:51:00 <Doodle> babies are supposed to be far
20:51:00 <Doodle> its a fact
20:51:00 <Serenity> because you're mean
20:51:00 <Doodle> no i am agreeing
20:51:00 <Serenity> no
20:51:00 <faux> i love fat babies
20:51:00 <Doodle> YES
20:51:00 <Matthew> http://s12.postimg.org/uuuchocgt/IMG_4401.jpg
20:51:00 <faux> i want a fat asian one
20:51:00 <Matthew> i think he is cute!!!
20:51:00 <Matthew> this is the photo he called FAT
20:52:00 <faux> rofl
20:52:00 <Serenity> babies diets are almost completely fat lol breastmilk has way more fat content than cows milk
20:52:00 <faux> id punch it
20:52:00 <Serenity> theyre going to be fat
20:52:00 <Maurice> Its just a word Matthew
20:52:00 <Maurice> Get ova it
20:52:00 <Doodle> stop being revolting sarah
20:52:00 <Serenity> that kid isnt even that 'fat'
20:52:00 <swazowers> Damnit now even babies are wearing flat caps
20:52:00 <Doodle> we're sensitive homosexuals
20:52:00 <mzyoyo> punch the baby?
20:52:00 <swazowers> Gotta start them early
20:52:00 <Matthew> no. that's my nephew... punch him and i kill you.
20:52:00 <faux> welcome Plop
20:52:00 <Plop> Hello
20:53:00 <faux> Hello
20:53:00 <Serenity> my kid was like 3 times the size of that baby
20:53:00 <Doodle> omg
20:53:00 <Serenity> and now you can see his ribs
20:53:00 <Doodle> that means your vagina was too
20:53:00 <Doodle> temporarily
20:53:00 <faux> lmaoo
20:53:00 <soundscape> gaping
20:53:00 <Serenity> umm i dont think you give birth to 9 month olds doodle
20:53:00 <Doodle> STOP BEING A DEFENSIVE DOROTHY
20:54:00 <Matthew> the fat bit didn't bother me as such ... it's just simba's complete insensitivity and lack of feelings for anybody
20:54:00 <Doodle> I'M JUST JOKING
20:54:00 <faux> DD
20:54:00 <Matthew> I was really disappointed
20:54:00 <doctor> how is baby made?
20:54:00 <faux> fuuuuuck youre so sensitive
20:54:00 <Doodle> sensitive susan
20:54:00 <faux> i want to set your hair on fire and watch you scream like ned flanders
20:54:00 <Serenity> you're both shit at life
20:54:00 <Doodle> lmao
20:54:00 <Doodle> now now
20:54:00 <Serenity> im leaving until you stop being dong pickles
20:54:00 <Doodle> dont be an angry angela
20:54:00 <Matthew> be quiet dickhead
20:54:00 <Maurice> You need to log off if that offends you
20:54:00 <Matthew> sick of your shit stirring
20:54:00 <faux> im talking about Matthew
20:54:00 <faux> not you sez smd
20:54:00 <Doodle> who
20:54:00 <Doodle> what
20:54:00 <Doodle> how
20:54:00 <doctor> I'm kinda offended
20:55:00 <Maurice> What a fucking ridiculous thing to get upset about
20:55:00 <doctor> What do you do when someone offends you?
20:55:00 <Matthew> oh here we go!!! i knew i would get ZERO support from any of you cretins
20:55:00 <faux> hes a teenage bitch
20:55:00 <Doodle> play madonna
20:55:00 <Matthew> typical
20:55:00 <faux> he gets offended at air
20:55:00 <MrMark> im a bitch
20:55:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Madonna - True Blue.mp3 (3.94MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:18)
20:55:00 <faux> OH MY GOD! It blew my hair LEFT. And I needed it to go right!!!!!!!
20:55:00 <faux> Fuck you AIR.
20:55:00 <Doodle> :o
20:56:00 <Maurice> Id support you if you weren't being such a knob gobbler
20:56:00 <Matthew> thanks princess grace
20:56:00 <Serenity> To be fair Matthew I doubt simba was really offended by a 'fat' 7 month old he was more than likely just shit stirring you for a bite
20:56:00 <Maurice> Babies get fat. People say it. Calm your suspenders
20:56:00 <faux> lmaoo
20:56:00 <faux> lemon suspenders
20:56:00 <faux> naw huey
20:56:00 <Matthew> IT ISN'T THE POINT
20:56:00 <Matthew> IT'S NOT ABOUT THE FATNESS
20:56:00 <Matthew> CAN'T YOU SEE THAT
20:56:00 <doctor> people used to get angry at me because I was sensitive but I think they were just overly sensitive when i called them out on their bs
20:56:00 <Doodle> whats it about
20:56:00 <faux> lollll
20:56:00 <faux> CaNT You See
20:57:00 <Doodle> no :/
20:57:00 <doctor> cant you see, i wanna life
20:57:00 <faux> me 2
20:57:00 <Doodle> but i'm dumb so
20:57:00 <Doodle> olawd
20:57:00 <faux> lool
20:57:00 <faux> and stay out
20:57:00 <Doodle> poor Matthew
20:57:00 <Skirmish> Boom
20:57:00 <Maurice> Fuck I want to punch him in his poofy face
20:57:00 <doctor> im offended
20:57:00 <Doodle> i prefer his gayness to Pieters junkieness and that went on for ages
20:58:00 <faux> i prefer his
20:58:00 <Serenity> mhm
20:58:00 <TheRiddler> would it react like a woopie cushion
20:58:00 <faux> i got nothing
20:58:00 <Doodle> lol
20:58:00 <Doodle> truuuu bluuue baby i luv uuuuuuuu
20:58:00 <TheRiddler> his poofy face
20:58:00 <faux> whoopie goldberg cushion
20:58:00 <Doodle> poot
20:58:00 <Serenity> to be fair id probably explode too if someone was saying how disgusting a fat 7 month old was
20:58:00 <Maurice> I dont care about his gayness but him getting offended over simba then calling us cretins for not giving a shit? Fuck off outta here
20:59:00 <faux> lol
20:59:00 <Doodle> he might think we're from crete
20:59:00 <Maurice> It's possible
20:59:00 <faux> i love how he bitches so hard about simba when hes not here
20:59:00 <Maurice> Cretens
20:59:00 <doctor> true, simba can be a bit brash
20:59:00 <faux> and when he is here he has his tongue firmly placed in his asshole
20:59:00 <Doodle> theyre delicious in soup Maurice
20:59:00 <Maurice> Lol
20:59:00 <Maurice> Is a creten like a crouton
21:00:00 <Doodle> its like a big wet patch
21:00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Madonna - Material Girl.mp3 (6.32MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:54)
21:00:00 <faux> r u replacing matt
21:00:00 <faux> hew
21:00:00 <Doodle> no
21:00:00 <Doodle> just listening to madonna
21:00:00 <faux> are you striking a pose
21:00:00 <Doodle> well
21:00:00 <faux> pix
21:01:00 <Doodle> lol
21:01:00 <Maurice> YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT
21:01:00 <faux> lmao
21:01:00 <Hanks> Hi
21:01:00 <Doodle> fuck off dingo
21:01:00 <Hanks> lol
21:01:00 <Maurice> Serenity did you actually get to see the vid I tagged you in before it got removed
21:02:00 <Hanks> Not happy tonight matey?
21:02:00 <Serenity> i did
21:02:00 <Serenity> eww is that dirty dingo
21:02:00 <Hanks> Yea
21:02:00 <MrMark> mandingo
21:02:00 <Serenity> god that explains so much
21:02:00 <Doodle> i'm happy
21:02:00 <Hanks> Well not realy
21:02:00 <Hanks> Dingo is dead
21:02:00 <Doodle> i dont need to be unhappy to tell u to fuck off
21:02:00 <Clarkson> worst fear when going to the toilet for a girl is shit in the vadge, it's never happened to me
21:02:00 <Doodle> dude
21:02:00 <Doodle> clarky
21:02:00 <Clarkson> less i going to fuck a girl on them
21:02:00 <Hanks> K buxdy
21:03:00 <Serenity> so you're dirty dingo but youre nt dingo anymore
21:03:00 <Doodle> so just dirty
21:03:00 <Hanks> Hankin Sharp here
21:03:00 <Hanks> Bugadoo passed away
21:04:00 <Serenity> does your face still look like pizza
21:04:00 <Hanks> Dingo yes
21:04:00 <Hanks> Bugadoo was very hot girl
21:04:00 <Doodle> ..
21:04:00 <faux> clarky
21:04:00 <Clarkson> i met her and went screw that
21:04:00 <Hanks> And Hankin Sharp is a lonly man in need of a root
21:05:00 <Hanks> An ugly man who gets fruit thrown at him
21:05:00 <Hanks> Bugadoo had to go when one of the guys wanted to buy her a ring
21:06:00 <Hanks> Just ask BastardlyOne about that one lol
21:07:00 <Doodle> we'd rather not
21:08:00 <Hanks> You still in the chair mate?
21:09:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0vXxH1IEmQ
21:09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Elvis - A Little Less Conversation Views: 6,910,859 Uploader: doctorzaius77 Uploaded: May 10, 2008 Duration: 3m51s Rating: 4.90
21:09:00 <Doodle> yes mate
21:10:00 <Doodle> i have had everything amputated below the neck
21:10:00 <Serenity> poor doodle
21:10:00 <Hanks> Crang
21:11:00 <ShadowLurker> wheelie4lyf
21:12:00 <Hanks> I just want a gf
21:13:00 <ShadowLurker> if it hasn't happened yet it won't happen at all
21:13:00 <Doodle> oh shit rly
21:13:00 <Clarkson> youl be fuckin banned tommorow
21:13:00 <Hanks> Not good
21:13:00 <Doodle> loool clarky
21:13:00 <Clarkson> lol wow has it been 15yrs . shit man i think we should get a gold or platium award or somethin lol
21:19:00 <swazowers> So
21:20:00 <swazowers> Just read up on what I missed while I was driving
21:20:00 <swazowers> Be nice to all babies at all times is what I'm taking away
21:21:00 <swazowers> And never offend babies
21:22:00 <doctor> babies are very sensitive
21:44:00 <Picard> hello
21:44:00 <Picard> how is everyone?
21:47:00 <faux> wb wine
21:47:00 <Picard> faux how are you tonight darling?
21:48:00 <faux> gross
21:48:00 <swazowers> hello ty
21:48:00 <swazowers> now on computer
21:49:00 <faux> excellent
21:49:00 <swazowers> ready to fill my night with text-based excitement
21:49:00 <faux> lmao
21:50:00 <faux> nothing exciting here
21:51:00 <Serenity> I have a sore toe plz fix it now
21:53:00 <faux> ppsno
21:53:00 <faux> pls*
21:55:00 <Picard> why gross?
21:55:00 <MrMark> i have a sore toe too
21:57:00 <MrMark> i love u Emma
21:57:00 <Picard> who the fuck is emma
22:20:00 <swazowers> oh
22:22:00 <Picard> im a little bored
22:28:00 <MrMark> creamy!!
22:37:00 <TheRiddler> hai amelia
22:37:00 <amelia> hai der how you
22:37:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:37:00 <TheRiddler> I'm good
22:37:00 <TheRiddler> yourself?
22:38:00 <amelia> i am super duper fanks
22:38:00 <TheRiddler> cools
22:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
22:40:00 <TheRiddler> wb kk
22:41:00 <MrMark> loking sexy katatonic_kate01
22:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks riddler
22:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> mark, keep it in the pants
22:41:00 <MrMark> im naked
22:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah
22:43:00 <MrMark> i need a ciggie\
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> ok so in arrow the count is just a drug dealer
22:51:00 <Picard> yes
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> picard is trying to harrass me in pm
22:51:00 <Picard> harrass?
22:51:00 <Picard> cmon hun dont be like that
22:53:00 <Picard> can we kiss and make up?
23:03:00 <TheRiddler> oh maybe he does gain powers
23:04:00 <dematerialised> im sorry ms jackson
23:04:00 <TheRiddler> have you seen arrow demat?
23:04:00 <amelia> i am fah weel
23:04:00 <Picard> i have an erection.
23:04:00 <dematerialised> negative riddler
23:04:00 <TheRiddler> oh
23:04:00 <dematerialised> hai amelia :)
23:04:00 <amelia> hay ders care bears
23:05:00 <dematerialised> i dont know which one i would be
23:05:00 <TheRiddler> secret bear
23:05:00 <TheRiddler> nah
23:05:00 <amelia> dork bear
23:05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:06:00 <TheRiddler> is there a such thing as a dork bear
23:06:00 <dematerialised> why does wikipedia not have a list of them
23:06:00 <dematerialised> fucking useless pos
23:06:00 <Clarkson> you cunts talk so much shit
23:06:00 <dematerialised> oh wait it does
23:06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:06:00 <dematerialised> holy shit there are so many
23:06:00 <dematerialised> wtf
23:06:00 <Clarkson> so tit sound weird
23:06:00 <dematerialised> i only remember there being like 5 or something
23:07:00 <amelia> i remember a pink one with a gay as aids rainbow on its stomach
23:07:00 <TheRiddler> cheer, grumpy, sunshine
23:07:00 <TheRiddler> sunshine is yellow
23:07:00 <TheRiddler> I think cheer is pink
23:07:00 <TheRiddler> secret
23:08:00 <dematerialised> i think im definitely either grumpy bear or funshine bear
23:08:00 <TheRiddler> bedtime tenderheart
23:09:00 <TheRiddler> share bear
23:09:00 <faux> gayasfuck bear
23:09:00 <TheRiddler> isn't that a p2p client
23:09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:10:00 <TheRiddler> surprise bear
23:11:00 <TheRiddler> I'm daydream bear
23:12:00 <dematerialised> now i am somewhere i am not supposed to be
23:12:00 <dematerialised> and i can see things i really shouldnt see!
23:13:00 <TheRiddler> pervert bear
23:13:00 <dematerialised> its a story about how i accidentally entered a womans change room at the beach one time
23:14:00 <amelia> egg up ass bear
23:14:00 <Clarkson> i watch porn for all the talking.
23:14:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:14:00 <dematerialised> seriously though, if you use a public toilet/change room at the beach
23:14:00 <dematerialised> you need to be prepared to see other mens dicks
23:14:00 <dematerialised> it's quite confronting
23:14:00 <TheRiddler> yep
23:15:00 <amelia> how so
23:15:00 <amelia> its a dick
23:15:00 <dematerialised> yeah but its someone elses dick
23:15:00 <dematerialised> and that someone else looks like a beached walrus
23:15:00 <dematerialised> infact sometimes you're not sure if its a dick or a third testicle
23:15:00 <TheRiddler> they're keeping it wet
23:15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:16:00 <amelia> do you stare at said dicks
23:16:00 <dematerialised> no
23:16:00 <dematerialised> its only ever a fleeting glance
23:16:00 <dematerialised> but it's burned into memory
23:16:00 <TheRiddler> do women shower naked at the change room
23:16:00 <faux> .
23:16:00 <dematerialised> i believe they would not
23:16:00 <TheRiddler> or are they all prudes
23:16:00 <amelia> at the beach?
23:16:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
23:17:00 <dematerialised> the most you're gonna see is a finger along the bikini line to clean out the sand
23:17:00 <TheRiddler> in a open shower room
23:17:00 <amelia> who the fudge goes into a change room
23:17:00 <faux> only asian women do
23:17:00 <faux> like old ones
23:17:00 <TheRiddler> gross
23:17:00 <amelia> don't you just stand under the outside shower
23:17:00 <dematerialised> i wouldnt mind seeing old asian ladies
23:17:00 <amelia> and wash sand off in kinis
23:17:00 <amelia> then leave
23:17:00 <amelia> and shower properly at home
23:18:00 <dematerialised> normally i would
23:18:00 <dematerialised> but i dont like my car smelling like old beach water
23:18:00 <amelia> hence why stand under outside one
23:18:00 <TheRiddler> I remeber they had change rooms at middleton beach where along 1 wall it's shower heads
23:18:00 <dematerialised> hmm
23:18:00 <amelia> and rinse off
23:18:00 <dematerialised> perhaps i just smell like old beach water then
23:18:00 <dematerialised> rinsing never works
23:19:00 <dematerialised> speaking of rancidity
23:19:00 <dematerialised> sup beehhh
23:20:00 <beehhh> the fuck
23:20:00 <Clarkson> you're being a fag
23:20:00 <dematerialised> ^
23:20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:20:00 <beehhh> you were when you blew in ya mom
23:21:00 <dematerialised> nah I blow in other people's mums
23:21:00 <beehhh> doesnt matter
23:21:00 <dematerialised> single mums need love too
23:21:00 <beehhh> now tell me whose the real fag
23:22:00 <dematerialised> Matthew
23:22:00 <beehhh> why him?
23:22:00 <dematerialised> he's an actual gay
23:22:00 <dematerialised> confirmed to have gobbled several gallons of man semen
23:22:00 <beehhh> he likes it in the butt he do
23:23:00 <beehhh> im in a place where space is scarce my granpa house worth 2.5 million USD
23:23:00 <dematerialised> you should kill your grandparents
23:23:00 <TheRiddler> bloody video is taking ages to upload
23:24:00 <beehhh> no criminals no boats only goats and sheeps
23:26:00 <dematerialised> https://youtu.be/r8JzYC-HCHk
23:26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Waipod Phetsuphan , Ding Ding Dong.mp4 Views: 225,289 Uploader: Darryl Monroe Uploaded: Feb 1, 2011 Duration: 3m33s Rating: 4.92
23:27:00 <beehhh> dematerialised my grandparents were dead ages back
23:27:00 <dematerialised> you should kill them again
23:27:00 <beehhh> they will keep me in there
23:29:00 <beehhh> http://opinion.bdnews24.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/traffic.jpg
23:29:00 <dematerialised> that scene brings back memories of home
23:29:00 <dematerialised> i miss it
23:30:00 <beehhh> were you from asia
23:30:00 <dematerialised> i am from sea
23:30:00 <beehhh> aseai
23:30:00 <dematerialised> my parents were from thailand and cambodia
23:31:00 <beehhh> i like tahiladyboys
23:31:00 <beehhh> you m or f
23:31:00 <dematerialised> f mostly
23:33:00 <Ladyboys> dematerialised you got aussie citizenship teh greencard?
23:33:00 <dematerialised> i am an australian citizen for tax purposes
23:33:00 <Picard> Ladyboys
23:34:00 <Ladyboys> hi sexy
23:34:00 <Clarkson> this is funny as fuck this new southpark , its a real crack up.
23:34:00 <Picard> how arfe u sweetie
23:34:00 <Picard> wanna bend over for me?
23:34:00 <Ladyboys> been better
23:34:00 <dematerialised> truth is I have no home country
23:34:00 <Ladyboys> no i want to suck you first Picard
23:34:00 <Picard> nice
23:34:00 <Picard> on ya knees bitch
23:35:00 <Ladyboys> http://lbptube.com/
23:36:00 <dematerialised> one day Picard will come to terms with his latent sexuality
23:36:00 <dematerialised> and all his anger will leave him
23:37:00 <beehhh> maybe one day perhaps
23:39:00 <dematerialised> she's got a body i can barely believe! she's indeed the devil but on another level
23:46:00 <tallone> hi all
23:46:00 <dematerialised> hi asl
23:48:00 <dematerialised> amelia had enough of my cyber charm
23:57:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/XSwo8.jpg nsfw
23:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler, i just want dick thanks
23:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> boobs are ok… but i prefer the dick
23:58:00 <Clarkson> like tge giant faggot you are
23:58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:59:00 <TheRiddler> ok
23:59:00 <TheRiddler> lmao clarky
23:59:00 <Clarkson> we could sell this shit
23:59:00 <TheRiddler> dick pics
23:59:00 <TheRiddler> ok clarky how much
23:59:00 <Clarkson> for a bloke, sex is all we think about
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