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00:00 <TheRiddler> yes but how much clarky
00:00 <Clarkson> the police in Australia are a fucking joke
00:00 <TheRiddler> I'm already on board clarky
00:00 <Clarkson> and who fucking told you about that?
00:00 <TheRiddler> you did clarky
00:00 <Clarkson> he cant shit unassisted, how is he going to play with trains?!
00:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know if that's code word clarky
00:00 <Clarkson> im gonna shit a baby out
01:00 <stebie> brown baby Clarkson
01:00 <Clarkson> and for you to 'notice' my IRC habits, you must be here a hell of a lot...
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <stebie> sure thing, Clarkson pollock
01:00 <Clarkson> and i know. i go on gay channels on paltalk.
02:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/zSb6t.jpg nsfw
04:00 <TheRiddler> the morgtician from izombie is in arrow
09:00 <British^Meat> boobs :)
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> dick
17:00 <British^Meat> hi
18:00 <British^Meat> I bet you'd like to have a penis, for like 5 hours
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> um no
18:00 <British^Meat> u couldnt have one for just one hour, it'd be a waste
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> not 5 hour
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
18:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/mNZtU.jpg lol
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
18:00 <British^Meat> u dont get dicks
18:00 <British^Meat> You'd play with it and u have to wait for it to recharge
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> don’t need several one will do - duh
19:00 <British^Meat> 5 hours is plenty of time to crank out a few
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> 30 mins will be fine, i’m tired
21:00 <British^Meat> Mr TheRiddler
21:00 <British^Meat> Picard was copy pasting ur Ident/ip the other night
21:00 <British^Meat> dont worry, im on the case
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
24:00 <TheRiddler> must of struck a nerve
24:00 <Serenity> it was just your host mask lol
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler have you ever thought of changing your nic to ‘thefiddler’
26:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/LHE4b.jpg nsfw
26:00 <TheRiddler> yes
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^
27:00 <TheRiddler> but sezz hates it
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> %
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> 5
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can assure you, no one cleans the floor naked
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> like that
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/JYaoT.jpg nsfw
28:00 <TheRiddler> dick pic
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> so chunky you can carve it
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
39:00 <dematerialised> i hereby authorise your nick change TheRiddler
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> the FIDDLER 
40:00 <dematerialised> you live with one or you are one?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> its irc, clearly he is one
41:00 <dematerialised> touche
49:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/M9g4b.jpg
49:00 <TheRiddler> dick pic
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
53:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/AgxTW.jpg nsfw
54:00 <GuessWho> huntin' for the D
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmmm
55:00 <GuessWho> katatonic_kate01 please stop sending me dick pics
55:00 <GuessWho> :P
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> guesswho, you wish i was sending you dick pics
56:00 <GuessWho> i love being incognito
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you
56:00 <GuessWho> if you knew who i was you'd have laughed
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> thing is, no one gives a fuck
56:00 <Clarkson> ncis sucks ass
56:00 <GuessWho> guaranteed
57:00 <GuessWho> ncis always sucks ass
57:00 <GuessWho> is that the guy with grey hair
57:00 <GuessWho> or the ginger
58:00 <GuessWho> coz both those shows eat ballsacks
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle!
58:00 <GuessWho> is that... THE Doodle?
58:00 <Doodle> :o
58:00 <Doodle> no
58:00 <GuessWho> from like...years ago
59:00 <Doodle> no
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is new
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> as of like…. 2 seconds a go
59:00 <Doodle> a go
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah!
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> so i need a dialing wand due to fat fingers
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> dont judge me!
00:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/Uc1VT.jpg
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <GuessWho> lol its funny what people are like when you change your nick and haven't been on for ages :)
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> guesswho, no one gives a fuck
00:00 <Clarkson> Lesbians are gay
00:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @  riddler
00:00 <GuessWho> i know who you are kate
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh im sure you do
00:00 <GuessWho> and your box wineo too
01:00 <GuessWho> i do :)
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh right…
01:00 <GuessWho> i just haven't been on in years and wanted to see who was still around since it's been so long
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> box wineo was a legend, and wouldn’t be such a cunt to be incognito 
02:00 <GuessWho> lol hence why i wanted to see what people are like when they don't know who you are
02:00 <GuessWho> assholes apparently!
03:00 <GuessWho> :)
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> obv
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> speed this up a little, i’ve got to go to bed
04:00 <Trevor> ur fat
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, duh i’m preggers 
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> so yeah, i’m going to be fat
04:00 <Trevor> preggers isnt fat
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> but thank you for your input, cunt 
04:00 <Trevor> thin girls get preggers
04:00 <Trevor> fat girls get preggers too
05:00 <Trevor> ur just fat
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor, smd
05:00 <GuessWho> oh who knocked you up?
05:00 <GuessWho> thats in a nice way..
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> some dude
05:00 <GuessWho> im not a cunt like Trevor
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> um, ok then
05:00 <Trevor> kate, if ur so fat how cum u havnt got any tits?
06:00 <GuessWho> Take a seat Trevor
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> trevor,  you’ve never seen me. So you have no idea about my boobs.
06:00 <GuessWho> You are an amateur
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is, guess...
06:00 <GuessWho> this is like keyboard warrior 99
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, tis
07:00 <Trevor> shit on the liver again
07:00 <Clarkson> amsy, scroll up. I fucking did nothing.
09:00 <British^Meat> lol, you mustve made him so made kate
09:00 <GuessWho> do you know what you're having katatonic_kate01
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> find out on wednesday!!
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> who BM? Trevor?
10:00 <GuessWho> oh exciting
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is a pissant
10:00 <GuessWho> is the dude a partner... or actually some dude lol
10:00 <GuessWho> not that it matters i guess!
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe
11:00 <Trevor> ya im so made
11:00 <GuessWho> when are tyou due?
11:00 <GuessWho> you*
11:00 <British^Meat> jah
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> june / july 
11:00 <GuessWho> oh not long!
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know, right
11:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/1Diej.jpg LOL
11:00 <TheRiddler> where's faux
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> sleeping?
12:00 <GuessWho> camping
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ riddler
12:00 <TheRiddler> oh probably
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of… i need some sleep
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn peeps
12:00 <GuessWho> should i click that or is it just another penis
12:00 <GuessWho> ;p;
12:00 <GuessWho> lol even
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> penis
27:00 <dematerialised> i am happy that i've never had blood come from my piss hole
31:00 <Lumeah> oh im so glad of that... eww
32:00 <TheRiddler> same
32:00 <TheRiddler> tho after that chopstick that might change
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <dematerialised> next time use a balsa chopstick
33:00 <TheRiddler> I used a chopstick that looks like a samurai sword
34:00 <TheRiddler> dickeppu
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <Lumeah> lies.. pic's! 
35:00 <dematerialised> Lumeah why won't you love me
35:00 <TheRiddler> there's a video uploading
37:00 <TheRiddler> I was searching profiles on nerd passions
39:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.nerdpassions.com/seeme/cherish86.html
39:00 <dematerialised> did you find mine? i post a lot about necrozoophilia
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol nope
40:00 <dematerialised> its a way of having sex with animals and it not be illegal
40:00 <dematerialised> its important to know the legal loopholes
41:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.nerdpassions.com/seeme/missexcalibur.html
41:00 <dematerialised> 6 foot?
41:00 <dematerialised> christ she'd have a dick bigger than mine
41:00 <Clarkson> Some dude I know was reading my resume today and he's like "You wrote for fucking pojo? My mum used to buy me that when I was a kid".
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
42:00 <Lumeah> heeeheee 
42:00 <Lumeah> dematerialised: 
42:00 <Lumeah> do u want my love hun? 
43:00 <doctor> girls should just be like gay dudes when it comes to online profiling "Wan sum fuk? no blacks, asians, brown people, femmes, old, unfit, fat"
43:00 <doctor> simple and straight to the point
43:00 <dematerialised> i dont do online dating sites
43:00 <doctor> its the only way to get your dick wet these days
43:00 <Clarkson> he did take me to le cornu n shit n is a wicked dude but he does have a selfish side
43:00 <dematerialised> mine would be "mid thirties white collar professional, likes weird porn, looking for anyone that's not crazy"
43:00 <doctor> yeah thats simple and straight to the point
43:00 <doctor> youd do well on gay hookup sites
43:00 <Clarkson> I need to get a good race game ... I was kind of tossing up between NfS Most Wanted and ... shit ... some other NfS
44:00 <dematerialised> no doubt
44:00 <dematerialised> i know gay men find me attractive
44:00 <dematerialised> OR
44:00 <dematerialised> they just like cock
44:00 <dematerialised> i haven't figured it out
44:00 <doctor> probably both
44:00 <dematerialised> probably
45:00 <TheRiddler> maybe I'd find someone you know on there lol
45:00 <dematerialised> wouldn't doubt it
46:00 <dematerialised> my lady crush says she's got online dating profiles, she's a huge gaming geek
46:00 <Lumeah> then why ask me if u love me
46:00 <dematerialised> im just looking for love everywhere I can Lumeah
46:00 <dematerialised> I am lonely and have a lot of love to give
47:00 <Lumeah> you mean u just want a root
47:00 <dematerialised> a root isn't love Lumeah
48:00 <Lumeah> not its organic matter 
50:00 <Lumeah> :p
00:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/VZntUXo.webm
41:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWmfNeLs7fA
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: VITAS - Ð¡ÐµÐ´ÑŒÐ¼Ð¾Ð¹ ÑÐ»ÐµÐ¼ÐµÐ½Ñ‚ / The 7th Element Views: 4,897,644 Uploader: vipnews2010 Uploaded: Dec 13, 2010 Duration: 4m7s Rating: 4.79
13:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXQCo9fLYWI
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ainsley harriott exe [h3h3productions] Views: 2,577,116 Uploader: h3h3Productions Uploaded: May 4, 2014 Duration: 1m9s Rating: 4.95
21:00 <gs69azza> fuck I think I'm dying
21:00 <gs69azza> so so sleepy
58:00 <TheRiddler> morning
21:00 <TheRiddler> morning faux
23:00 <faux> hello
24:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin?
25:00 <TheRiddler> that vid is still uploading
26:00 <faux> what vid?
27:00 <TheRiddler> the chopstick 1
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <faux> jesus Christ 
30:00 <faux> did it hurt.
36:00 <TheRiddler> not really
36:00 <Doodle> :/
37:00 <faux> doodie :')
37:00 <Doodle> hai lovely
37:00 <faux> hows it
37:00 <Doodle> not too bad thx u?
38:00 <faux> im swelllll
38:00 <Doodle> listenin to captain save-a-hoe
38:00 <Doodle> ^_^
38:00 <faux> lolol
38:00 <faux> my eye is leaking
38:00 <Doodle> eep
38:00 <Doodle> its not ur brains coming out is it
38:00 <faux> wont stop stinging and just pouring water
38:00 <faux> bloody hope not
38:00 <Doodle> :(
38:00 <faux> gotta salvage what i have 
38:00 <Doodle> lol
39:00 <faux> :D
39:00 <Doodle> gonna be 37 today
39:00 <Doodle> whewwwwwwwwww
39:00 <Doodle> the temp i mean, i'm already 37
39:00 <faux> thought you were already 37
39:00 <Doodle> lolol
39:00 <faux> LOL
39:00 <faux> frck
39:00 <faux> 32 here
39:00 <faux> theyre calling it a heatwave
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <faux> temps to reach 40 by thurs
39:00 <faux> k den
40:00 <Doodle> yeah i saw on the news
40:00 <faux> ty perth 
40:00 <Doodle> haha yeah
40:00 <Doodle> cunts
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <faux> lol
41:00 <faux> did 2 zumba cds dis morn
41:00 <Doodle> crikey
41:00 <faux> glute pursuit and some global cardio cunt
41:00 <Doodle> u must be fitter than olivia newton john in physical by now
41:00 <faux> lmaooo
41:00 <faux> lmao fuck 
41:00 <faux> showing your age there doodleybutt
42:00 <Doodle> hahahahahaha
42:00 <Doodle> the spandex
42:00 <Doodle> all that spandex
42:00 <faux> gross
42:00 <faux> id look like a melted candle
42:00 <Doodle> sifff
42:00 <faux> kma
42:00 <Doodle> k
43:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <faux> no hesitation 
43:00 <faux> zis is why ily
43:00 <Doodle> <3
43:00 <faux> HAHAHAAAAHHHAHHAA
43:00 <TheRiddler> tai-bo is good to do
43:00 <faux> i thought that was in here
43:00 <faux> cos this app is weird w notices
44:00 <Doodle> ahaha
44:00 <faux> not v distinguishable
44:00 <faux> is that a word
44:00 <Doodle> if you notice this notice you'll notice this notice is not worth noticing
44:00 <faux> it looks weird
44:00 <Doodle> ye
45:00 <faux> need to shower
45:00 <faux> cbf moving
45:00 <Doodle> same lol
45:00 <faux> stewing 
45:00 <Doodle> hngg
45:00 <faux> lets save water
45:00 <Doodle> re0000www
45:00 <faux> n shower together i mean
45:00 <faux> not .. not shower
45:00 <Doodle> ye lol i figured
45:00 <faux> ew
45:00 <Doodle> haha
45:00 <faux> OH PHEW
45:00 <faux> GLAD I WAS CLEAR
45:00 <Doodle> CRYSTAL
48:00 <faux> k shower time adios :*
48:00 <Doodle> baiiiiii
25:00 <TheRiddler> faux it's uploaded
27:00 <TheRiddler> the vid is uploaded
28:00 <British^Meat> WHAT!?
32:00 <British^Meat> lemme see
33:00 <TheRiddler> you sure
40:00 <TheRiddler> I just finished season 1 of arrow
41:00 <British^Meat> im sure
42:00 <British^Meat> if its a video of your holiday, then im sure
46:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/phyxcn9ngvxmu4e/2016-02-08%2005.09.45.mp4?dl=0
47:00 <TheRiddler> not the vid I uploaded because it wasn't of my holiday
48:00 <British^Meat> wot u upload then?
48:00 <faux> him sticking a chopstick in his dickhole
06:00 <British^Meat> I viewed your video, thank you
08:00 <Serenity> I refuse to encourage such strange activities
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <faux> lol refuses to encourage but asks him to put skittles in his cock
12:00 <faux> OOOKKAAAYYY
14:00 <Serenity> like TheRiddler takes anything I saw seriously lol
14:00 <Serenity> say
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think skittles would fit
20:00 <Serenity> the mini ones
20:00 <ShadowLurker> id hope not
20:00 <TheRiddler> there's mini ones?
21:00 <Serenity> there was for a while I dont know if they still are, but the ones in the tubes were mini
21:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
22:00 <TheRiddler> thought it was just m&ms
22:00 <Serenity> nah skittles too
24:00 <TheRiddler> faux
24:00 <faux> no more vids
24:00 <TheRiddler> saraz is back
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol ok
24:00 <faux> who
24:00 <TheRiddler> the sister of lauriel
25:00 <faux> sara
25:00 <TheRiddler> the one thought dead
25:00 <TheRiddler> yes
25:00 <faux> laurel is a fucking retard
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol yep
26:00 <faux> ash would you put a coke can up your bum
26:00 <TheRiddler> what kind of coke can?
27:00 <Serenity> LOLLL
27:00 <Serenity> I LOVE that that was your answer
27:00 <TheRiddler> I'll have to start charging
27:00 <faux> LOL
27:00 <faux> just a regular one
27:00 <TheRiddler> they have mini ones
27:00 <faux> coke zero if youre feeling dangerous
27:00 <TheRiddler> a reg one would be too big I think
28:00 <faux> oh ok
28:00 <faux> do a mini onr
28:00 <faux> one
28:00 <faux> and send a pic to ShadowLurker 
28:00 <faux> hed love that
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
28:00 <Serenity> [11:27am] <@faux> coke zero if youre feeling dangerous
28:00 <Serenity> ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
29:00 <ShadowLurker> impulse cans fit
29:00 <ShadowLurker> so ive heard
30:00 <faux> lolll
32:00 <TheRiddler> I was thinking stick it tab side down then open it :p
32:00 <faux> rofl
32:00 <faux> put a mentos in it youd shoot up to the sky
32:00 <Serenity> jesus fucking christ ashley
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <Serenity> hes going to end up in hospital
32:00 <Serenity> and im sorry but im gonna laugh
32:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM8aBESf8EI
32:00 <faux> lmao
33:00 <faux> injury by cokecan
33:00 <Serenity> Albany man admitted to hospital via ambulance with a coke can lodged inside his arsehole
33:00 <faux> lmaoo
34:00 <TheRiddler> the stuff you hear from nurses and doctors about things lodge inside a butt or vag
34:00 <ShadowLurker> light globes and toy cars
34:00 <ShadowLurker> etc
34:00 <TheRiddler> it's pretty common
34:00 <Serenity> id like to get faux stuck inside me vag
34:00 <Serenity> wow.. im sorry.
34:00 <ShadowLurker> :o
34:00 <faux> i like how he put a doily under his dick
34:00 <Clarkson> do teh chicks at the brothel ever comment on your penus 
34:00 <faux> lolll sez
42:00 <sport> Hi
29:00 <TheRon> pretty hot
29:00 <faux> thanks
29:00 <TheRon> i was talking about myself
29:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
30:00 <TheRon> chicks love the 2 inches of arsecrack i show when i bend over to bowl
30:00 <faux> LOL
30:00 <faux> ew
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <KaViTa> join #slartz
04:00 <TheRiddler> no
05:00 <British^Meat> hmmm
05:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <British^Meat> what does it have to offer?
05:00 <KaViTa> slartz
05:00 <Doodle> intelligent discourse obv
05:00 <British^Meat> is it as cool as Nerdhacks?
05:00 <British^Meat> Or Muntersinc?
05:00 <British^Meat> How many users u got?
05:00 <TheRon> show us your tits!
05:00 <British^Meat> Can i have ops?
06:00 <KaViTa> its got two bitches looking to compete over who the better slart
06:00 <Clarkson> ill send a fuckin defogram ur way
07:00 <TheRon> this fire, we lit it
08:00 <British^Meat> but sluts are shit
08:00 <British^Meat> u got any decent birds in there?
09:00 <KaViTa> cum and find out british sausage
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha he had Mei
09:00 <British^Meat> nah
09:00 <British^Meat> invite em in here
10:00 <KaViTa> no 
10:00 <British^Meat> sounds dodgy mate
10:00 <KaViTa> you dont tell me what to do 
10:00 <British^Meat> and i really dont want to waste ur time
10:00 <KaViTa> i tell you 
10:00 <British^Meat> they'll have more of an audience in here
10:00 <British^Meat> im trying to help you
10:00 <TheRon> 10 mins doodle
10:00 <Doodle> wooo
14:00 <British^Meat> I thought u were gonna like, not get wrecked every day
15:00 <Doodle> who
15:00 <British^Meat> u m8
15:00 <Doodle> i never said that
16:00 <British^Meat> Can u say that?
16:00 <Doodle> what would that achieve
18:00 <British^Meat> well, i dont wanna preach, buuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttt, i used to smoke every day, now i dont, and its pretty awesome
18:00 <TheRiddler> what's the best cracker for cheese?
19:00 <Serenity> doodles butt
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <Doodle> yeah i took a few years off
20:00 <TheRon> 420!
20:00 <TheRiddler> just blaze
25:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/sqadW.jpg nsfw
25:00 <TheRiddler> for faux :p
25:00 <Doodle> lol TheRon
25:00 <Doodle> RESIDENTS of Melbourne’s Mt Bolton, Addington and Somerville have been advised that it’s too late to leave their homes as a fire ravishes some properties.
25:00 <Doodle> apparently these places are in melbourne now
25:00 <TheRon> i thought so
25:00 <faux> LMAO
26:00 <Doodle> STOP IT
26:00 <Doodle> i swear dude
26:00 <Doodle> if you continue you will end up with fucking aphids in your cock
26:00 <faux> LOLLLLLL
27:00 <faux> is it nap time
27:00 <Doodle> yes but its 37
27:00 <TheRon> careful, ne's all hands
27:00 <TheRon> he's
27:00 <TheRiddler> that's not of me
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <Doodle> i know TheRiddler but its only a matter of time with u
28:00 <TheRon> things aren't meant to be inserted into the penis
29:00 <dematerialised> ping!
29:00 <faux> put a lamp in there 
29:00 <faux> or your laptop
29:00 <faux> maybe an eggplant
29:00 <faux> a tyrannosaurus rex
29:00 <faux> a toyota corolla
30:00 <dematerialised> a tyrannosaurus rex holding a laptop
30:00 <faux> some grapes
30:00 <Serenity> ffs lol
30:00 <Serenity> its a dick not a vase
30:00 <Clarkson> hey andycapped, just finished pleasuring your daughter? you sick fuck
30:00 <TheRon> one of those penis parasites in the amazon
30:00 <Doodle> FAUX
30:00 <faux> hi ly
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <Serenity> OOOH
30:00 <Serenity> a chuppa chup
30:00 <Serenity> go
30:00 <Doodle> he's off to the toyota dealership now
31:00 <dematerialised> if i had one of those penis fish get into my dickhole I would cry
31:00 <faux> LOL
31:00 <faux> omg
31:00 <faux> put a funnel in it
31:00 <faux> pour petrol
31:00 <faux> and light it on fire
31:00 <dematerialised> haha
31:00 <faux> sif anything can fit in your dickhole dematerialised 
31:00 <TheRiddler> pouch
31:00 <faux> maybe half a peanut
31:00 <TheRiddler> ouch
31:00 <dematerialised> i dont actually have a dickhole
32:00 <Serenity> rofll harsh
32:00 <dematerialised> i piss from my bum
32:00 <TheRon> clensing
32:00 <dematerialised> indeed
32:00 <Serenity> srsly tho TheRiddler
32:00 <TheRiddler> something soft
32:00 <Serenity> chuppa chup ok
32:00 <Student> Greetings 
32:00 <Doodle> http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/man-blows-dick-open-after-suggestions-on-ancient-chat-service/news-story/fd70079722383c0a15fcb6a90dc0a8fe
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <faux> LMAO
32:00 <Doodle> just imagine it
32:00 <Doodle> IMAGINE IT
32:00 <faux> i almost clicked
32:00 <Doodle> hahahaha
32:00 <faux> then realised
32:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAHHA
33:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/JUlYw.jpg nsfw
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol @ the site name
33:00 <Doodle> you'd go to prison faux
33:00 <Doodle> then you'd have to do loads of birds
33:00 <British^Meat> ancient chat service? ICQ?
33:00 <faux> i most certainly would not
33:00 <Doodle> called vinegar tits
33:00 <faux> youd break me out ok
33:00 <Doodle> i'd hide u under my poncho
33:00 <faux> seduce a guard with your lovely champignon
34:00 <Serenity> i put almond oil in me hair to straighen it now it smells like chips cooking
34:00 <Doodle> eep
34:00 <Serenity> interdasting
34:00 <Doodle> um
34:00 <Doodle> ew
34:00 <faux> why almond
34:00 <dematerialised> you should light the oil on fire
34:00 <faux> and not coconut
34:00 <dematerialised> and bea  redhead
34:00 <Serenity> because i dont like coconut oiol
34:00 <Serenity> i use almond oil for everything
34:00 <Doodle> cos everyone knows coconuts are full of fat faux
34:00 <Serenity> which incidentally is hilarious now
35:00 <faux> so am i and im still fantastic
35:00 <Doodle> lol sif u r
35:00 <Serenity> if you are so fantastic
35:00 <faux> EXCUSE ME
35:00 <Serenity> make TheRiddler put a chuppy chup in his pisshole please
35:00 <faux> are you saying im not fantastic
35:00 <Serenity> chuppa
35:00 <Doodle> no lol
35:00 <faux> TheRiddler
35:00 <TheRon> faux siad i was hot before
35:00 <faux> buy a lollipop
35:00 <faux> thx
35:00 <Doodle> i meant sif u r to the so am i bit
35:00 <Doodle> jeez
35:00 <faux> no i said i was
35:00 <British^Meat> make him put one of those coctail umbrellas in it
36:00 <faux> HAHAHAAH
36:00 <Doodle> STOP MAKING THERIDDLER PUT THINGS IN HIS PEEHOLE
36:00 <faux> and open it
36:00 <TheRon> i read you calling me hot
36:00 <Doodle> JESUS CHRIST
36:00 <Doodle> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
36:00 <faux> idk what you look like gus
36:00 <Serenity> clearly we ned hobbies
36:00 <doctor> put your finger in it
36:00 <faux> do you have all day
36:00 <American-Hartman> american
36:00 <TheRon> every woman's fantasy
36:00 <Serenity> and atm the hobby is making ashley usehis cock as tupperware
36:00 <British^Meat> we're living through TheRiddler's ummmm cock
36:00 <Doodle> if he injures his dick it will be on all your consciences
36:00 <Clarkson> it means shit
36:00 <Doodle> whats left of them
37:00 <faux> youre welcome guise
37:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7gmbQ8KxM4
37:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <Serenity> its not my wang
37:00 <faux> if i told you to jump off a bridge doodle you wouldnt
37:00 <Doodle> i might
37:00 <faux> coa you can makenur own decisions
37:00 <Doodle> a low one
37:00 <faux> not ouur fault if he sets himself on fire
37:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <TheRon> he might jump off a bridge if he thought there was a root at the end of it
37:00 <Doodle> lol its not me you have to convince
37:00 <TheRon> any bloke would
37:00 <Doodle> its the courts and the police
38:00 <faux> ill wait at the bottom of the bridge with me mouth open
38:00 <faux> PLONK
38:00 <Serenity> we're telling him to shove lollies in his dick not hanmg himself lol
38:00 <faux> lol at police 
38:00 <doctor> reminds me of that video i saw once of one dude fucking another guys dickhole
38:00 <faux> lordy
38:00 <Doodle> it equates to roughtly the same thing SARAH
38:00 <Serenity> it really doesnt
38:00 <Doodle> -t
38:00 <doctor> kinda weird looking as one dude had to inflate his penis with water
38:00 <Clarkson> well quit being a bitch lumeah and show us a pic of your right calf
38:00 <Doodle> if my dick got so broken it didnt work i'd kill myself
38:00 <Serenity> LOL wot Clarkson
38:00 <Clarkson> i wouldn't mind seeing some cock art
39:00 <Skirmish> Next time you wee you can be shooting skittles out and screaming TASTE THE FUCKING RAINBOW!!
39:00 <Serenity> loooooooool
39:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
39:00 <faux> roughtly
39:00 <TheRiddler> I pasted some not long ago Clarkson
39:00 <Clarkson> pedo cunt fawks
39:00 <Doodle> I SAID -T
39:00 <TheRiddler> :o
39:00 <Serenity> woah mate
39:00 <faux> excuse me
39:00 <Serenity> TheRiddler is of ash Clarkson
39:00 <faux> how rude clarkson 
39:00 <Clarkson> why are you gay ask yourself awolf
39:00 <Clarkson> what you doing sexy
39:00 <Serenity> age..
40:00 <faux> is of ash roughtly
40:00 <faux> ebhehehaha
40:00 <faux> i want lychees
40:00 <faux> fucking woolies didnt have any
41:00 <Serenity> yum
41:00 <doctor> nsfw http://www.heavy-r.com/video/132664/Penis_Inside_A_Penis/
41:00 <faux> do lychees have seasons
41:00 <dematerialised> no doctor
41:00 <Serenity> umm i dont know
41:00 <doctor> you will
41:00 <dematerialised> i refuse
41:00 <doctor> give it time
41:00 <faux> can someone Google 
41:00 <American-Hartman> how does marriage turn sex from being nasty pervbbert shit to beautiful
42:00 <dematerialised> it doesn't
42:00 <faux> pervbbert newton
42:00 <dematerialised> it makes sex boring
42:00 <faux> when did you get married
42:00 <American-Hartman> praise jesus
42:00 <dematerialised> i was married 7 years ago
42:00 <faux> to what
42:00 <dematerialised> 7 or 8
42:00 <Serenity> LOL FAUX
42:00 <dematerialised> it was a long time ago
42:00 <faux> were you really
42:00 <dematerialised> yes
42:00 <faux> did she know
42:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <Serenity> did she have a pulse
43:00 <dematerialised> barely
43:00 <Serenity> its ok im just pretending. I already know this story
43:00 <faux> why do people still poke on facebook
43:00 <faux> is it 2010
44:00 <Serenity> i dunno but every 6 months or so i remember theres pokes and i have about 37 of them rofl
44:00 <doctor> report them for e-sexual harassment
44:00 <dematerialised> ^
44:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/iku1S.jpg nsfw
44:00 <faux> like if you want attn just msg me
44:00 <faux> im notngonna poke u back weirdos
44:00 <Doodle> i get pokes when i forget my turn in scrabble
44:00 <Serenity> ash if this isnt your dick with a chuppa chup in it im not clicking
44:00 <Doodle> and from my niece
44:00 <faux> naw  
44:00 <faux> ava has fb
44:00 <Doodle> lol no
44:00 <TheRiddler> oh
45:00 <faux> lolllll
45:00 <Serenity> eb
45:00 <Doodle> haha
45:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <doctor> its a spit roasted naked lady
45:00 <Serenity> oh
45:00 <Doodle> yum spit roast
45:00 <Doodle> i'm so hungry
45:00 <Doodle> :/
45:00 <faux> mentoo
45:00 <Serenity> LOL
45:00 <TheRiddler> it's a woman covered in oil
45:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWmfNeLs7fA
45:00 <Serenity> so is she by the sounds
45:00 <faux> waiting for wolies
45:00 <faux> woolies
45:00 <Doodle> mentoolies
45:00 <faux> lkol
46:00 <Doodle> i wish i coud have coffee
46:00 <Doodle> l
46:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/6rvnZ.jpg nsfw
46:00 <TheRiddler> coke in vag
46:00 <faux> im still spinning out that dematerialised was married
46:00 <faux> what was her irc nick
46:00 <TheRiddler> loveop
46:00 <TheRiddler> :p
46:00 <Doodle> Geoff
46:00 <Serenity> it didnt last long, he buried her in the perth hills
46:00 <dematerialised> ^
47:00 <TheRiddler> sad
47:00 <TheRiddler> oh
47:00 <Serenity> click
48:00 <faux> i miss ab
48:00 <faux> :'''(
50:00 <Doodle> who
50:00 <Serenity> sisy
51:00 <Doodle> ohhh
51:00 <Doodle> u can have my sister if u want
51:00 <Serenity> and all her kids
51:00 <Doodle> haha
51:00 <faux> lol
51:00 <faux> i havent seen her in 4 days cos shes been sock 
52:00 <faux> and sick
52:00 <Doodle> aw
52:00 <Serenity> poor bubba
52:00 <Serenity> when do they have to go home
52:00 <faux> dont like saying her name in here cos lame lurkers
52:00 <Doodle> ye
52:00 <faux> um idk
52:00 <Serenity> her name is obviously brian
52:00 <faux> i think theyre extending an extra 3 months
53:00 <Serenity> ohh nice
53:00 <faux> and working on permanent
53:00 <faux> so hopefully theyll be here forevs 
53:00 <faux> and if so then dad will fly to leb to bring her son here
53:00 <faux> :)
53:00 <Serenity> yayy
53:00 <Serenity> i hope it all goes smoothly
53:00 <Doodle> thats what she said
54:00 <faux> lol the other day i rang them and i was speaker
54:00 <faux> on speaker 
54:00 <faux> and she was jumping kn the bed and grabbing her mums boob
54:00 <faux> dads like oi
54:00 <faux> only i can do that
54:00 <Doodle> lllol
54:00 <faux> im like PLS
54:00 <Doodle> takes after her sis
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <faux> LOL
54:00 <Doodle> honk
54:00 <faux> she is such a mini me in so manybways it freaks me out
55:00 <Doodle> yeah jack reminds me of me
55:00 <faux> i was an only child for so long
55:00 <Doodle> except i was a lovely child
55:00 <faux> so to see a little replica of you 
55:00 <faux> is weird
55:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <Doodle> hehee
55:00 <faux> she loves her nails painted
55:00 <Serenity> haha
55:00 <faux> art stuff etc
55:00 <Doodle> will she get 80s hair like u did when u were a kid
55:00 <faux> LMAO
55:00 <faux> she already has it
55:00 <faux> its so curly
55:00 <Doodle> hahaha
55:00 <Serenity> rofll
56:00 <Doodle> shoulder pads on a child
56:00 <faux> omg now i remembered your pic from yesti
56:00 <Doodle> what were they thinking
56:00 <faux> and im crying
56:00 <faux> you were so cute
56:00 <dematerialised> mmm lappy in the back courtyard with a beer and a breeze
56:00 <Doodle> lol my pic?
56:00 <faux> DA BOSS
56:00 <Serenity> i want to burst when i see robs pic
56:00 <Doodle> looool
56:00 <Serenity> SO CUTE
56:00 <faux> i know the way his chest is puffed out
56:00 <faux> ans the smile 
56:00 <Serenity> eeeep
56:00 <faux> i screamed way too loud
56:00 <Doodle> lol weirdos
56:00 <Doodle> its just little me
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
57:00 <dematerialised> hi hi k9
57:00 <Serenity> but you are soooo cuuuuteee
57:00 <Doodle> hai katatonic_kate01
57:00 <faux> shut up cunt
57:00 <Clarkson> Since chris is now gone has B1 taken up the mantle of random shit talker? 
57:00 <Doodle> rofl
57:00 <faux> hi k8
57:00 <Doodle> NOU CUNT
57:00 <Serenity> i want to kick the chair out from under you
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
57:00 <Doodle> lmaoooooo
57:00 <faux> U
57:00 <Doodle> splat
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup peeps
57:00 <Doodle> cry
57:00 <dematerialised> my face when k10 joins: http://i.imgur.com/sQWLAav.jpg
57:00 <Doodle> loool
57:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/tIvuX.jpg nsfw
57:00 <Serenity> ILL NEVER BREAK YOUR HEARTT
57:00 <Serenity> ILL NEVER MAKE YOU CRYYY
57:00 <TheRon> josie and the pussycats
57:00 <dematerialised> you would
57:00 <dematerialised> because you're mean
58:00 <Doodle> I'LL JUST KICK A FUCKING CHAIR OUT FROM UNDER U
58:00 <Serenity> stfu ok
58:00 <Serenity> ahahahahahah doodle
58:00 <Serenity> its pure love i sware
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> since when have cats licked each others vagina
58:00 <Clarkson> i dont care about her tits
58:00 <Doodle> um
58:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <Doodle> wut
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddlers link
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <dematerialised> they do it all the time
58:00 <Serenity> o.O
58:00 <dematerialised> kinky mfs
58:00 <Doodle> oh i dont click anything he posts anymore
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
58:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> prob a good idea
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai fiddler
58:00 <TheRiddler> you missed a pic
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
59:00 <Serenity> i dont click anything from any of you
59:00 <Serenity> because ur all shit
59:00 <TheRiddler> [13:24] <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/sqadW.jpg nsfw
59:00 <Doodle> fuk u
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> !
59:00 <Serenity> plz
59:00 <TheRon> i don't think we need to see that one
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> *hands something sweet with zero calories to serenity*
59:00 <Doodle> eheuhhueuehuhuehuheuhuehuehuhuehue
59:00 <Serenity> ooh ty
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
59:00 <Serenity> speaking of
59:00 <Doodle> its ratsak sezz
59:00 <Doodle> dont do it
59:00 <Serenity> i found sugar free gummy bears yesterday
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler
00:00 <Serenity> ROFL so tempting
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you
00:00 <dematerialised> eat the whole bag
00:00 <Doodle> sugar free anything is disgusting
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> where?
00:00 <Serenity> yuh
00:00 <dematerialised> and shit hellfire
00:00 <Serenity> at my chemist
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> I wanna give em to my sister
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahaha
00:00 <faux> woohop
00:00 <Serenity> sugar free lollies hate me tho
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> and then laugh at her
00:00 <faux> woolies just came
00:00 <Serenity> they turn me inside out
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah hence giving them to my sister
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <TheRiddler> have you checked the nutural range?
00:00 <faux> all over my kitchen floor
00:00 <dematerialised> have you checked your dick for aids
01:00 <Serenity> the what
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler, are you gonna do the rose thing?
01:00 <Serenity> not natural confectionary co?
01:00 <Serenity> cause they are full of sugar
01:00 <dematerialised> your face is
01:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
01:00 <TheRiddler> oh
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol no
01:00 <Serenity> your head is about to be full of steel cap in a minute
01:00 <faux> he put a chopstick in there  kate
01:00 <dematerialised> i will fight you Serenity
01:00 <TheRiddler> sezz wants me to do a chuppa chup
01:00 <Serenity> yes
01:00 <Serenity> plz
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh no
02:00 <Serenity> ill def look at that one
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> did he do a vid?
02:00 <dematerialised> i will upper cut you
02:00 <faux> ofc
02:00 <TheRiddler> yes
02:00 <Doodle> just stop
02:00 <TheRiddler> I linked faux
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> silly question
02:00 <faux> lol
02:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.dropbox.com/s/g985gobhmhmnejx/2016-02-22_15-58-31.mp4?dl=0
02:00 <Serenity> ill eat a bag of sugar free gumym bears and shit in your fucking hair
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh no...
02:00 <faux> gumym
02:00 <TheRiddler> enjoy lol
02:00 <dematerialised> i will call you names and never speak to you again
02:00 <TheRiddler> :p
02:00 <Serenity> good!
02:00 <faux> just casually pastes it in main
02:00 <Serenity> that would be great
02:00 <dematerialised> GOOD
02:00 <dematerialised> im glad we agree
03:00 <faux> im so hot
03:00 <dematerialised> no you're not
03:00 <Serenity> holy fuck that flower one was still open
03:00 <Serenity> hahaha
03:00 <TheRon> faux you really are
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSsfjHCFosw need some music to psych me up for this vid
03:00 <dematerialised> i wont even remember what it means to be hot any more
03:00 <faux> opened the door for one minute and a burst of hot air came in and im melting 
03:00 <dematerialised> whole house ducted aircon
03:00 <dematerialised> (Y)
03:00 <TheRon> so hot, milk was a bad choice
04:00 <dematerialised> im trapped in a glass cage of emotion
04:00 <faux> do u habe aircon TheRon 
04:00 <faux> have
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> UM
04:00 <TheRon> nope
04:00 <Doodle> lol TheRon
04:00 <faux> darn
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> please don’t do inserting things into your dickhole again fiddler
04:00 <dematerialised> infact i didnt even need the aircon on our 40 degree days
04:00 <dematerialised> it was so pleasant inside
04:00 <TheRon> sweat lodge here
04:00 <Student> channel is rolling fast, Summer is back in Australia
04:00 <faux> k
04:00 <dematerialised> new house ftw
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics ron
04:00 <Doodle> i have the fan going its not so bad
05:00 <Doodle> if u dont move
05:00 <TheRon> of someone else?
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <faux> pix
05:00 <faux> of ur hair
05:00 <faux> blowing
05:00 <faux> in the wind
05:00 <Doodle> loool
05:00 <Doodle> whats left of it
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww
05:00 <Serenity> kate ffs
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot?
05:00 <Serenity> dont tell him not to until i get my fucing lollipop pic
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
05:00 <dematerialised> tell you what though, dont think that its safe to go walk onto a salt lake when its 40
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh it made me wince!
05:00 <dematerialised> its really not
05:00 <faux> holy dicks
05:00 <faux> just sneezed and farted at th same time
05:00 <faux> why arent i a millionaire 
05:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> i shouldn’t click on links
06:00 <TheRiddler> snarted
06:00 <Serenity> i have to go in 4 minutes
06:00 <Serenity> damn
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks riddler… but don’t give me dick inserting links :P
06:00 <dematerialised> the water soaked into the salt/sand absorbs the heat and cooks you
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh vom
06:00 <dematerialised> i cooked a can of spaghetti in it
06:00 <TheRiddler> ok
06:00 <dematerialised> it was great
06:00 <TheRon> some fat bitch has all the money in australia because some fat bastard died
06:00 <Serenity> ive had the most lazy fkn day
06:00 <Clarkson> matrix is a cock smoker
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum is a cocksmoker clarky
07:00 <TheRiddler> gina rinehart?
07:00 <Clarkson> Ya a loud assed bitch
07:00 <TheRon> yes!
07:00 <Doodle> loool
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> whtever
07:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: i'm not bitter
09:00 <Student> ???
09:00 <dematerialised> how can ye af any puddin if you dont eat yer meat
09:00 <Student> is it raining now?
09:00 <dematerialised> it is
09:00 <Student> wash room?
10:00 <dematerialised> possibly
10:00 <TheRon> alannis morissette - you oughtta know
10:00 <dematerialised> its a pleasant 27 here in Carnamah
10:00 <dematerialised> and the air smells like sweet lady parts
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomit
17:00 <Student> and you are surfing on the net with A/C set on 27?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> but 22
21:00 <Student> very well 
21:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/UpxL7.jpg
21:00 <TheRiddler> nsfw
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <TheRiddler> party tricks :p
22:00 <TheRon> dick tricks?
22:00 <TheRiddler> nope
22:00 <TheRon> got and bangkok stories?
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh dear
24:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/NByH3.jpg nsfw
24:00 <TheRiddler> belly hole fucking o.o
25:00 <TheRon> a blind man?
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Riddler have you done that before?
25:00 <TheRiddler> nope
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you wanna?
28:00 <TheRon> every day is a winding road
28:00 <TheRiddler> probably not
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle totally would, i reckon
28:00 <Doodle> piss off
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> *giggles*
30:00 <British^Meat> to give or recieve Doodle?
30:00 <Doodle> D:
31:00 <British^Meat> hue
35:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/QXFLo.jpg
35:00 <TheRiddler> it's faux :p
39:00 <TheRon> faux thats a pic of me
44:00 <British^Meat> http://giphy.com/gifs/3o6gaVAxUrXlEFYpWw
54:00 <Islamic-Urinal> did a huge dump
57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol that guy has the same headset as me lol
59:00 <Student> O i c 
59:00 <Student> ;)
00:00 <faux> calm your turban Student im not actually muslim 
01:00 <TheRon> not that there's anything wrong with it
01:00 <faux> indeed 
01:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> SHUT UP AND DANCE
01:00 <faux> smd
01:00 <TheRon> only know you love her when you let her go
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you let her go ooooh woooooo ooohhhh 
03:00 <Student> it is ok faux the nasferatoo
03:00 <faux> lol
03:00 <faux> lollllll
04:00 <Student> are you all right?
04:00 <faux> i am ty
04:00 <Student> choked or something? ;)
04:00 <Student> it is ok 
04:00 <faux> [18:04] <Islamic-Cupcake_cutiePIE> listen cuntr im fucken not fucken into ylour slurtness i just want ops ok cunt?
04:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <faux> weirdos
05:00 <Student> a very strange way to get ops
05:00 <Student> may be that will work because it is strange and unusual 
06:00 <Student> it seem all caring and good when some cared enough to full your pvt with the load
06:00 <Student> just too much caring
06:00 <Student> spoiling 
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> holy fuck
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> looking at the V8 supercars line up there has been massive driver changes
08:00 <Student> V8 is a super car?
08:00 <Student> last time i checked, V12 was qualified as a supercar
08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hush Student and pretend you know whats going on
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> obviously NOT an australian NOR been in the country long
09:00 <Student> carry on 
14:00 <Student> sir d.c. bradman scored 19 in his debut in two ininings 
14:00 <Student> cool guy 
31:00 <faux> hi wine
53:00 <dematerialised> student is like those underage thai prostitutes holding up a newspaper to prove they are 18
56:00 <Student> very funny 
56:00 <Student> next
56:00 <dematerialised> it's true
56:00 <Student> does't matter
56:00 <dematerialised> im sure you've had a few close encounters
56:00 <TheRon> boobs
56:00 <faux> where
57:00 <Student> baby got boobs
59:00 <Student> no songs today TheRon?
59:00 <TheRon> air supply?
59:00 <Student> what does that mean in australia?
00:00 <TheRon> legends
00:00 <Student> air supply meant legends?
00:00 <TheRon> yep
00:00 <TheRon> they be aussie
00:00 <EdithHobbs> hisroyalhighness
01:00 <Student> that is deep TheRon
04:00 <hisroyalhighness> EdithHobbs
06:00 <Matthew> hello TheRon
06:00 <Matthew> I am going to play lawn bowls next Friday night... I need to practice!
06:00 <TheRon> i don't
08:00 <TheRon> point the feet and get as low as you can
08:00 <Matthew> i don't want to get wrong bias
08:00 <TheRon> you owe drinks if you do
09:00 <Matthew> i know and there are 50 of us going
09:00 <Matthew> big shout
13:00 <hisroyalhighness> EdithHobbs what do u want
13:00 <dematerialised> Matthew beeehhh was on a few nights ago looking for you
14:00 <dematerialised> i think he wants a good dicking
14:00 <Matthew> i do have standards
15:00 <EdithHobbs> hello hisroyalhighness
15:00 <TheRon> beehhh only soi much crazy i can handle
15:00 <Matthew> i need to go to the supermarket and just cbf
17:00 <TheRon> order in
17:00 <sport> Hello
17:00 <sport> Was
17:00 <sport> Was a hot day.
18:00 <sport> Mum didn't like the hot weather.
18:00 <Matthew> give her a paddle pop
19:00 <hisroyalhighness> yes EdithHobbs what the f*ck do you want
19:00 <sport> She is dead.
20:00 <TheRon> when we arrive sons and daughters, we'll make our homes on the water
20:00 <sport> I really miss her
21:00 <TheRon> mother you had me, but i never had you
32:00 <Picard> Matthew hello, how are you sweetie
36:00 <EdithHobbs> hello hisroyalhighness
37:00 <hisroyalhighness> yes EdithHobbs
37:00 <hisroyalhighness> what do u want
37:00 <hisroyalhighness> why call my name for
37:00 <hisroyalhighness> and not say anything
37:00 <hisroyalhighness> HUH
46:00 <EdithHobbs> hisroyalhighness
46:00 <hisroyalhighness> WHAT
46:00 <hisroyalhighness> WHAT IS IT
52:00 <Matthew> oh picard!!! thank god you're here
53:00 <Picard> you missed me Matthew?
54:00 <Matthew> no. just sick of fuckwits being fuckwits on here at times
54:00 <Matthew> how are you
01:00 <Picard> im well thanks
03:00 <Picard> Matthew where would you suggest i stay in singapore, for 3 nights
03:00 <Matthew> marina bay sands tbh
04:00 <Picard> casino??
04:00 <Matthew> close yes
05:00 <Picard> whats the casino complex called?
05:00 <Matthew> same umbrella
05:00 <Picard> ok
05:00 <Matthew> but it depends what part of hotel you stay in
05:00 <Matthew> its a complex, similar to crown
05:00 <Matthew> pricey but worth it
06:00 <Picard> oh yes, ive looked at it. looks fantastic
09:00 <doctor> i enjoy the smell of my own sweat
10:00 <Matthew> say goodbyeee..
10:00 <doctor> I think I might be sexually attracted to myself
10:00 <doctor> probably why im very selective on who i sleep with
12:00 <doctor> More ladyboys in Thailand Picard. I heard Singapore doesn't take too lightly to certain aquired tastes
13:00 <Picard> lol doctor
14:00 <Picard> think i will spend 3 days in singapore on the way to phuket
16:00 <Matthew> i am going to see Madonna in 20 days... EEEK
25:00 <Matthew> good evening to Zade
26:00 <Zade> hello Matthew, how are you?
28:00 <Matthew> wonderful, how are you Zade?
32:00 <Zade> yeah good thanks 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
34:00 <Matthew> katatonic_kate01, welcome.
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> hello m'dear
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> how you doin’?
35:00 <Matthew> divine now that you have arrived, how are you?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> awwwwwwww
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah good…. it’s cooled down a lil bit
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i made a delicous creamy bacon pasta dish for dinner
36:00 <Matthew> it was 41C here today and yucky
36:00 <Matthew> pasta... delicious
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yuck 41
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> horrible!
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> It was humid as fuck in sydney this morning… i wore cotton and instantly regretted it after i stepped out the door
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> thankful in many ways....
38:00 <Matthew> very sultry in the south-east, yes
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> sultry.. yeah...
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> means air con or fuck off lol
38:00 <Clarkson> sending me your shit messages about some fgt calling you like i care
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> awww clarky
39:00 <Clarkson> but like the softcock fag you are, you jumped in half cocked
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh no clarky half cocked and limp… how did you feel?
40:00 <Clarkson> that shit is a waste of time
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> I hear what you’re sayin… aint no body got time for limp dicks, right clarky?
40:00 <Clarkson> so fucking amazing
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> nods ^^
41:00 <Matthew> my air con is still on and might be all night tbh
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> good
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> otherwise you may die
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck 41 degrees
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> yuck!
42:00 <Matthew> DEATH
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep!
43:00 <Matthew> watching MKR :D
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> so my FB has some lovey shit being posted - generally speaking. Loved up… and BOOM! Little boy dressed up in a disney princess dress and people are cutting sick…. like fuck up you rude cunts!
44:00 <Matthew> people are just fucking losers when commenting on kids and babies in general
44:00 <Clarkson> if it's about my wife she let's me smoke weed now so i'm happy and we've had sex nearly every night this week
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh MKR - yeah i watched the bitch ep… where that annoying cunt failed with the vego food i laughs
44:00 <Clarkson> ya knives are for fags for real
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> laughed*
44:00 <Matthew> simba was really rude about my nephew the other day and i am no longer on speaking terms with him
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… no need to be cunty ‘bout kids.
45:00 <Matthew> concur
45:00 <Matthew> 7 month old ... "oh he's so fat!"
45:00 <Matthew> umm FFS... he isn't even a year old
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> like… it was a dress up it’s no indication of his sexuality… and if he is same sex attracted or trans WHO THE FUCK CARES
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd.. not a fat baby! *RUN FOR THE HILLS*
46:00 <Matthew> oh no... a young child dressed up in the opposite sex clothing... RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!
46:00 <Matthew> people are DICKS
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yep
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> dicks!
48:00 <Matthew> have you heard of an education resource for students called 'Edmodo', katatonic_kate01 ?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> um nope
48:00 <EdithHobbs> yes edmodo
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> vic and nsw are totes different 
48:00 <EdithHobbs> what about it?
48:00 <EdithHobbs> no they arnt
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES, yes they are
49:00 <EdithHobbs> no they are not
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> in terms of resources
49:00 <EdithHobbs> u are very wrong there
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh smd
49:00 <EdithHobbs> you are a teacher are u?
49:00 <Matthew> I have a student trying to convince me at the moment if he is allowed to bring his 3 foot voice controlled robot tomorrow LOL
49:00 <Matthew> so funny
49:00 <EdithHobbs> lol
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ matthew
50:00 <Matthew>  Connor to Me  One day can i plz bring my robot that listens to commands only with my voice it can do lots of cool things plz  Its up to you if you let
51:00 <Picard> what have i missed?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> nothing, you can leave if you like now :D
51:00 <Zade> hello Picard
51:00 <Picard> fuck off whore
52:00 <Picard> Zade hi
52:00 <Matthew>  Connor said 1 minute ago  its about 3 feet ok  Connor M. Connor said 1 minute ago  not that big
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahaha smd, cunt
52:00 <Clarkson> and Serenity is gonna have to tell me to fuck up again
52:00 <Matthew> i could be a cunt and say NO
52:00 <Picard> the habibs, so fucken funny
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> you could… or you could just bribe the said child to have awesome behaviour for a few weeks 
53:00 <Matthew> he is an absolute star anyway, i will let him
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking bout kids… i was reading a book about child protection from parents who have had their children removed
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> it was a collection of poems and art n’ shit
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> there was one poem called, “the magic bong"
54:00 <Matthew> i would cry reading something like that
54:00 <Matthew> not "the magic bong" one probably... but others
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> the magic bong made me laugh…. it was a good mix up
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s the other side to what I do tho...
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> we see the parents who smoke ice and neglet their children and wonder why they have been removed
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> or have to report to FACS
56:00 <Matthew> you can come down here and work with one family I know!!!
56:00 <Matthew> diabolical
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yah pass
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i much prefer single women
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> working with them
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> too much intervention when working with an entire family 
57:00 <Matthew> these kids live with grandma now... dad is in and out of jail (heroin addict) & mum is a hopeless druggie
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah that sucks :(
00:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01 is a recruiter for premium sydney brothels.
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> you wish
01:00 <Matthew> is here come the habibs the WORST show to ever hit TV ?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive had some many clients say they do reception at the fron desk of brothels...
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m like oh.. right…. 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> front*
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don’t care if they’re doing sex work… as long as their practicing safe sex…. 
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're
04:00 <robot> good evening everybody
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> evenin’
04:00 <Matthew> move to the musicccc
06:00 <robot> i like to practise sex
06:00 <Matthew> doesn't count with your hand... sorry mate
07:00 <robot> i didn't say with my hand, Matthew
07:00 <robot> that's not really sex now, is it?
07:00 <Clarkson> [14:19:59] hes off his cunt
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> that was rather random robot
12:00 <robot> <katatonic_kate01> i don’t care if they’re doing sex work… as long as their practicing safe sex…. 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhh
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> got ya
13:00 <Picard> im bored
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shocked*
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yum!
20:00 <robot> yeah
20:00 <robot> i get it on my subs
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmm wouldn’t go that far
21:00 <Hanks> Hi
21:00 <faux> bye
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> worse thing ever
22:00 <robot> no, u
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> open packet of m&M’s 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> packets falls down between lounge
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lost 3/4 
22:00 <robot> fail
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> to the lounge
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> FAIL!
22:00 <robot> lol
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> not even funny *sobs*
22:00 <Matthew> oh no
22:00 <dematerialised> its hilarious
22:00 <dematerialised> *noms on mnm's mcflurry*
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> assholes!
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> brb *sobs*
24:00 <Hanks> Hankin Sharrp here
24:00 <dematerialised> Hankin Sharrp somewhere else
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ dem
26:00 <robot> bye
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> wb
26:00 <Hanks> Who thinks Donald Trump is in mortal danger
26:00 <robot> welcome butt
26:00 <Picard> of what?
26:00 <Hanks> Murder
26:00 <dematerialised> lol @ me im so hilarious
27:00 <Picard> yes
27:00 <Hanks> Me too
27:00 <Hanks> They are going to kill him
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> who cares about american politics
28:00 <Hanks> It can affect us too
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i’ll deal with it when it does
28:00 <Hanks> Great
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know, right
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
28:00 <dematerialised> next up we have this tight little number from cambodia
28:00 <Hanks> What you think about Trump
29:00 <robot> yeah
29:00 <robot> my gf says everyone there is terrified of it happening
29:00 <robot> he's a freaking retard
29:00 <dematerialised> i think they get what they deserve
29:00 <dematerialised> the USA stopped being a leader in the 80s
29:00 <Hanks> He is very racist
29:00 <robot> donald trump's hair can bring it back
30:00 <Hanks> Lol
30:00 <robot> the 80's i mean
30:00 <dematerialised> stupid american imperialist dogs
30:00 <dematerialised> go sniff eachothers butts
30:00 <robot> i like turtles
31:00 <Hanks> Bush is now out
31:00 <Picard> american was fucked when they elected a nigga
31:00 <Picard> -n
32:00 <Hanks> Look what he has done to the health system
32:00 <Picard> he has fucked the entire worlds economy
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
33:00 <Hanks> Now Russia is a key player in the middle east
33:00 <Hanks> Ww3
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> *rolls eyes*
35:00 <robot> Picard i farted ay
35:00 <Hanks> Tensions are high Kat
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> the tide is high
53:00 <partay> Ahhh
54:00 <partay> *pats belly*  the cook outdid herself tonight 
14:00 <Picard> what does a low income family consider "outdid"
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> no idea
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
18:00 <partay> hahaha
18:00 <partay> poor picard 
18:00 <partay> bread and dripping for picard 
20:00 <Picard> is it payment fortnight partay?
20:00 <Picard> or your luxury meal is two minute noodles tonight?
21:00 <partay> i get paid weekly :)
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
21:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 have you replicated yet ?
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> june / july
22:00 <faux> worst pissing contest ever
22:00 <partay> picard trys
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i kno
22:00 <faux> two middle aged men whove never met arguing over income and 2 minute noodles 
22:00 <partay> but we laready know he's a fat loser
22:00 <faux> so sad lol
23:00 <partay> lol 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooooh breeze
24:00 <faux> tomorrw is 35 k8
24:00 <faux> thurs 41
24:00 <faux> have fun
24:00 <faux> lol
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
24:00 <faux> just steal the aircon before your hubby
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i will be!
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> not working for the rest of the week
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> YEW
25:00 <faux> yey
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i shall read a few things for uni
35:00 <swazowers> oh ok
36:00 <faux> oh ok
37:00 <swazowers> so
37:00 <swazowers> what sort of fun in here have I missed
37:00 <swazowers> in like 3 years or whatever
39:00 <sport> Hi
41:00 <swazowers> oh ok
44:00 <faux> lmao
44:00 <faux> just people sticking stuff in their dicks
44:00 <faux> not much else
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… casually….
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> blueberries one day chopsticks the next...
47:00 <swazowers> oh right
47:00 <swazowers> what will it be tomorrow
47:00 <faux> can of pringles
47:00 <swazowers> compressed air pump
47:00 <swazowers> no
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you into that sort of thing wazowers
47:00 <swazowers> a straw
47:00 <swazowers> that he blows into from the other end
47:00 <faux> wazowers
47:00 <faux> a usb 
48:00 <swazowers> not on the face of it 
48:00 <swazowers> but his behaviour fascinates me
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> what have you tried?
48:00 <swazowers> what have I tried putting into my penis?
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, your arse
49:00 <swazowers> oh
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
49:00 <swazowers> nothing
49:00 <swazowers> that’s an exit only
49:00 <swazowers> generally stay away from butt stuff
50:00 <Serenity> SCHMOWZOW
50:00 <swazowers> some girl wanted me to put my finger in hers once but I only got about a centimetre of my pinky in before I decided that was enough for me
50:00 <swazowers> and that’s why I eat my blueberries with chopsticks now
50:00 <swazowers> oh
51:00 <Serenity> looool
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <dematerialised> why would you put your finger in a womans urethra
53:00 <dematerialised> that's wrog
53:00 <dematerialised> n
53:00 <TheRiddler> is there any woman that oliver queen doesn't  sleep with
54:00 <Serenity> who
54:00 <TheRiddler> arrow
54:00 <Serenity> oh
58:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWmfNeLs7fA
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
59:00 <dematerialised> he's so dreamy
59:00 <dematerialised> the music isn't bad either
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <dematerialised> how can you possibly deny that smile
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> when he makes weird sounds and looks like a snake
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
03:00 <dematerialised> im gonna meow the fuck outta ya
03:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndsaoMFz9J4
20:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
21:00 <faux> ty
28:00 <TheRiddler> she'
28:00 <TheRiddler> s bashing her bf
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <swazowers> ok
32:00 <faux> goodnight 
32:00 <TheRiddler> night faux
48:00 <doctor> so, u guys see that cool thing posted on facebook?
48:00 <doctor> i thought it was pretty cool
48:00 <doctor> but also made me extremely sad cause in comparison i'm very uncool
49:00 <doctor> i liked n shared anyway. i posted around 20 emojis of that laughing crying face and peace sign
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