// #melbourne — 2016-02-21
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00:00:00 <faux> wtf howcis it midnigut already
00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
00:00:00 <partay> its not
00:01:00 <partay> its only 11
00:01:00 <partay> :)
00:01:00 <Serenity> its 9:01 pls
00:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:01:00 <faux> its midnight where it matters ok
00:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have to work .. today
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh the pain!
00:02:00 <partay> the air-con should have my room chilled to 19°C shortly
00:02:00 <robot> mr partay himself
00:02:00 <partay> the fucking robotage
00:02:00 <robot> how are you?
00:02:00 <partay> hey champ
00:02:00 <partay> good
00:02:00 <partay> went and saw deadpool
00:02:00 <robot> kew
00:03:00 <robot> any good?
00:03:00 <partay> its awesome
00:03:00 <partay> best movie ive seen in a while
00:03:00 <partay> be a good corporate citizen and see it on the big screen
00:03:00 <robot> heh
00:03:00 <TheRiddler> dirty grandpa is ok
00:03:00 <robot> i heard good things
00:05:00 <partay> the cinema at sunnybank now has gold class as standard
00:05:00 <TheRiddler> cool
00:05:00 <partay> yah it great
00:05:00 <partay> auto recline seats
00:11:00 <Serenity> MMMBOP
00:12:00 <robot> cool
00:13:00 <robot> whats everyone doin tomorrow?
00:14:00 <TheRiddler> I'm down to 87.7kg today
00:14:00 <robot> cool
00:14:00 <robot> are you dieting
00:15:00 <TheRiddler> not really
00:17:00 <robot> down from what?
00:21:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/rqjaT.jpg nsfw
00:21:00 <TheRiddler> 95kg
00:33:00 <British^Meat> im going out for lunch to an awesome pub with my mater to check out a ukelele player
00:36:00 <faux> ukelele
00:42:00 <Serenity> bless you
00:43:00 <robot> i miss u too Serenity
00:43:00 <robot> wait, nm
00:44:00 <Kynetic> sup Serenity :)
00:44:00 <Serenity> heya
00:49:00 <Kynetic> sup? :D
00:57:00 <British^Meat> sup was said, but not answered.....
00:57:00 <robot> night
01:01:00 <doctor> suh
01:03:00 <British^Meat> huh?
03:04:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aeG9O8B_700b.jpg
03:04:00 <TheRiddler> found amsy
03:04:00 <TheRiddler> :p
03:05:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/awxy3or_700b.jpg LOL
03:05:00 <dematerialised> my cruiser weighs twelve thousand kilograms
05:34:00 <uring> be,,kbgello
05:34:00 <uring> hello
05:34:00 <uring> sanders
12:34:00 <British^Meat> Hi Monsoon :)
12:34:00 <British^Meat> Hi Monsoon :)
12:34:00 <British^Meat> Hi Monsoon :)
13:18:00 <stebie> :]
13:18:00 <stebie> :]
13:18:00 <stebie> :]
13:19:00 <British^Meat> Street Fighter 5?
13:19:00 <British^Meat> Street Fighter 5?
13:19:00 <British^Meat> Street Fighter 5?
13:26:00 <Matthew> NO.
13:29:00 <British^Meat> I assume only ppl from Dandenong will get that joke?
13:34:00 <Matthew> thankfully I am not from that area or live there
13:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Peeps
13:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Peeps
13:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Peeps
13:47:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the sublime katatonic_kate01
13:47:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the sublime katatonic_kate01
13:47:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the sublime katatonic_kate01
13:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> Afternoon!
13:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> Afternoon!
13:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> Afternoon!
13:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 hour 10 to go at work!
13:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> And how are you my dear??
13:50:00 <Matthew> I am listening to a medley of songs from 2000/01 at the moment and enjoying it
13:50:00 <Matthew> also with cricket on in background - you ?
13:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 hour 10 to go at work!
13:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> And how are you my dear??
13:50:00 <Matthew> I am listening to a medley of songs from 2000/01 at the moment and enjoying it
13:50:00 <Matthew> also with cricket on in background - you ?
13:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> Work :/
13:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> 1 hour 10 to go at work!
13:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> And how are you my dear??
13:50:00 <Matthew> I am listening to a medley of songs from 2000/01 at the moment and enjoying it
13:50:00 <Matthew> also with cricket on in background - you ?
13:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> Work :/
13:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> Work :/
13:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> Did uni readings
13:51:00 <Matthew> joyous
13:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> Joy
13:51:00 <Matthew> JOY.
13:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> And texting friends lol
13:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> Did uni readings
13:51:00 <Matthew> joyous
13:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> Joy
13:51:00 <Matthew> JOY.
13:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> And texting friends lol
13:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> Did uni readings
13:51:00 <Matthew> joyous
13:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> Joy
13:51:00 <Matthew> JOY.
13:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> And texting friends lol
13:52:00 <Matthew> and talking in #melbourne
13:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> And pretty sure I could nana nap for 6 hours
13:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yep that too multi tasking
13:52:00 <Matthew> until you share your secretttt... with meeeeeee
13:52:00 <Matthew> my baby's got a secrettt
13:52:00 <Matthew> and talking in #melbourne
13:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> And pretty sure I could nana nap for 6 hours
13:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yep that too multi tasking
13:52:00 <Matthew> until you share your secretttt... with meeeeeee
13:52:00 <Matthew> my baby's got a secrettt
13:52:00 <Matthew> and talking in #melbourne
13:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> And pretty sure I could nana nap for 6 hours
13:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yep that too multi tasking
13:52:00 <Matthew> until you share your secretttt... with meeeeeee
13:52:00 <Matthew> my baby's got a secrettt
13:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> Mmmmmm
13:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> Mmmmmm
13:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> Mmmmmm
13:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> And it's raining and I wore thongs :/
13:54:00 <Matthew> are you in Melbourne or Sydney?
13:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Syd
13:54:00 <Matthew> oh wow. I always thought you were in Melbourne as well.
13:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> And it's raining and I wore thongs :/
13:54:00 <Matthew> are you in Melbourne or Sydney?
13:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Syd
13:54:00 <Matthew> oh wow. I always thought you were in Melbourne as well.
13:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Nope!
13:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> And it's raining and I wore thongs :/
13:54:00 <Matthew> are you in Melbourne or Sydney?
13:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Syd
13:54:00 <Matthew> oh wow. I always thought you were in Melbourne as well.
13:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Nope!
13:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Nope!
13:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Butttttt
13:55:00 <Matthew> there isn't a cloud in the sky here
13:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hopefully my friend will get a job down there soon... And I shall be going on road trips with her
13:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2nd interview tomoz yay!
13:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Butttttt
13:55:00 <Matthew> there isn't a cloud in the sky here
13:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hopefully my friend will get a job down there soon... And I shall be going on road trips with her
13:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2nd interview tomoz yay!
13:55:00 <Matthew> gl tbh
13:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Butttttt
13:55:00 <Matthew> there isn't a cloud in the sky here
13:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hopefully my friend will get a job down there soon... And I shall be going on road trips with her
13:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> 2nd interview tomoz yay!
13:55:00 <Matthew> gl tbh
13:56:00 <Matthew> gl tbh
13:57:00 <Matthew> happiness lies in your own hands...
13:57:00 <Matthew> happiness lies in your own hands...
13:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
13:57:00 <Matthew> happiness lies in your own hands...
13:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
13:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
13:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> I hope her ex won't be too douchey if she gets the job!
13:58:00 <Matthew> doesn't he want to leave?
13:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> I hope her ex won't be too douchey if she gets the job!
13:58:00 <Matthew> doesn't he want to leave?
13:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> I hope her ex won't be too douchey if she gets the job!
13:58:00 <Matthew> doesn't he want to leave?
13:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Last week he was all like, I still love you And will move to melb with you and I want to get married ...
13:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> This is after not speaking for like over a month
13:59:00 <Matthew> match made in heaven...
13:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fucking douche bag!
13:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Last week he was all like, I still love you And will move to melb with you and I want to get married ...
13:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> This is after not speaking for like over a month
13:59:00 <Matthew> match made in heaven...
13:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fucking douche bag!
13:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Last week he was all like, I still love you And will move to melb with you and I want to get married ...
13:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> This is after not speaking for like over a month
13:59:00 <Matthew> match made in heaven...
13:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fucking douche bag!
14:04:00 <Matthew> concur by the sounds of things
14:04:00 <Matthew> concur by the sounds of things
14:05:00 <Matthew> concur by the sounds of things
14:41:00 <Matthew> welcome and farewell to Nikky`
14:41:00 <Matthew> welcome and farewell to Nikky`
14:41:00 <Matthew> welcome and farewell to Nikky`
14:44:00 <Matthew> welcome Nikky`
14:44:00 <Nikky`> Thank you Matthew
14:44:00 <Matthew> welcome Nikky`
14:44:00 <Nikky`> Thank you Matthew
14:44:00 <Matthew> welcome Nikky`
14:44:00 <Nikky`> Thank you Matthew
14:47:00 <Hanks> Hi
14:47:00 <Matthew> hi Tom
14:47:00 <Hanks> Hi Mathew, Hankin Sharp here
14:47:00 <Hanks> Hi
14:47:00 <Matthew> hi Tom
14:47:00 <Hanks> Hi Mathew, Hankin Sharp here
14:47:00 <Hanks> Hi
14:47:00 <Matthew> hi Tom
14:47:00 <Hanks> Hi Mathew, Hankin Sharp here
14:48:00 <Hanks> I need a woman
14:48:00 <Hanks> I need a woman
14:49:00 <Hanks> I need a woman
14:49:00 <TheRon> don't we all
14:49:00 <stebie> just one?
14:49:00 <TheRon> don't we all
14:49:00 <stebie> just one?
14:49:00 <TheRon> don't we all
14:49:00 <stebie> just one?
14:50:00 <TheRon> you can't stop at one, after that you need another woman
14:50:00 <TheRon> you can't stop at one, after that you need another woman
14:50:00 <TheRon> you can't stop at one, after that you need another woman
14:51:00 <Nikky`> But surely you'd be happy to just get one TheRon? :P
14:51:00 <TheRon> hard to get drunk off one woman
14:51:00 <Matthew> he prefers his bowls
14:51:00 <Nikky`> But surely you'd be happy to just get one TheRon? :P
14:51:00 <TheRon> hard to get drunk off one woman
14:51:00 <Matthew> he prefers his bowls
14:51:00 <Nikky`> But surely you'd be happy to just get one TheRon? :P
14:51:00 <TheRon> hard to get drunk off one woman
14:51:00 <Matthew> he prefers his bowls
14:52:00 <TheRiddler> hullo
14:53:00 <TheRon> i was MVP in a losing effort yesterday
14:53:00 <TheRon> i was MVP in a losing effort yesterday
14:53:00 <TheRon> i was MVP in a losing effort yesterday
14:54:00 <Matthew> how heartwarming
14:54:00 <Matthew> how heartwarming
14:54:00 <Matthew> how heartwarming
15:01:00 <Hanks> Was there fruit involved
15:01:00 <Hanks> Was there fruit involved
15:01:00 <Hanks> Was there fruit involved
15:02:00 <Hanks> Rotting fruit
15:02:00 <Hanks> Flying through the air at high velocity like a Peter North cumshot
15:02:00 <Hanks> Rotting fruit
15:02:00 <Hanks> Flying through the air at high velocity like a Peter North cumshot
15:02:00 <Hanks> Rotting fruit
15:02:00 <Hanks> Flying through the air at high velocity like a Peter North cumshot
15:04:00 <TheRon> ever done a pressed fruit bowl?
15:06:00 <Hanks> Never
15:06:00 <Hanks> Tooty fruity
15:06:00 <TheRon> you seem like the kind of guy that wourld
15:07:00 <Hanks> Tell me more
15:08:00 <Hanks> I like edging
15:08:00 <Hanks> And i like the disco
15:09:00 <Hanks> I left my fart in Dan fran cisco
15:12:00 <Matthew> welcome to the delicious doctor
15:13:00 <doctor> sweet sugar doctor
15:13:00 <Hanks> When doing a wee wee i feel great pleasure in rubbing my bum cheeks. Is this normal doc
15:14:00 <Matthew> you have used that sick line previously...
15:14:00 <Hanks> You remember
15:15:00 <Hanks> I didnt get an answer either if you remember
15:15:00 <Hanks> Someone said it was tmi
15:15:00 <Matthew> I don't recall the answer given
15:16:00 <Hanks> But now we have the doctor
15:16:00 <TheRon> if you don't want to know the score look away now
15:16:00 <TheRon> fuck me drunk what a drubbing
15:17:00 <TheRon> crows 73 eagles 19
15:17:00 <Matthew> *yawn* ansett cup garbage
15:18:00 <Hanks> Sport is your religion
15:18:00 <TheRon> too much sport is not nearly enough
15:18:00 <Hanks> Do you have Jesus inside you
15:19:00 <Hanks> You need Jesus Ron
15:19:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna get down on my knees and start pleasing jesus, i wanna feel the salvation all over my face
15:19:00 <Matthew> no such thing
15:20:00 <Hanks> The new world order
15:20:00 <Matthew> madonna is the new world order
15:21:00 <Hanks> I sold my soul to the devil
15:21:00 <Hanks> Beyonce iluminutty queen
15:22:00 <Hanks> The all seeing one eye
15:23:00 <TheRon> 19 runs behind
15:23:00 <Hanks> Alex Jones
15:25:00 <Hanks> Hollywood demons
15:27:00 <Hanks> The Family guy knows things
15:27:00 <Hanks> Future things
15:29:00 <Hanks> False flags to take away your liberty
15:30:00 <Doodle> obv you've forgotten why you were shitlisted for so long
15:30:00 <stebie> ye
15:30:00 <Doodle> talking non stop 24/7 drivel
15:31:00 <Doodle> how are u luvr
15:31:00 <stebie> good mate and you?
15:31:00 <Hanks> No one else was talking Doodle. You are still on my shitlist lol
15:31:00 <stebie> ^____^
15:31:00 <Doodle> ye nobbad
15:31:00 <Doodle> oh no i'm on dingos shitlist
15:31:00 <Doodle> however will i survuve
15:31:00 <stebie> :<
15:31:00 <Doodle> SURVUVE
15:31:00 <Hanks> Dingo is dead
15:32:00 <British^Meat> lol
15:32:00 <British^Meat> dirty dingo
15:32:00 <stebie> ¬_¬
15:32:00 <Hanks> Dont speak ill of the dead
15:32:00 <British^Meat> why what are you gonna do about it?
15:32:00 <TheRon> did it get your baby?
15:32:00 <British^Meat> Type some more dirbble?
15:32:00 <British^Meat> Terrible user....
15:33:00 <Hanks> Want to fight
15:33:00 <Hanks> Outside!
15:33:00 <TheRon> i'd rather have a beer
15:33:00 <Hanks> Outside
15:33:00 <Doodle> TheRon have u ever been to griffin burger
15:34:00 <TheRon> no
15:34:00 <British^Meat> Doodle
15:34:00 <British^Meat> get ops ffs
15:34:00 <Doodle> my sis took my nephew there today they said it was ace
15:34:00 <Doodle> lol ops
15:34:00 <TheRon> is it good after 420?
15:34:00 <Doodle> if i had ops you'd all be banned
15:34:00 <British^Meat> I believe in u
15:34:00 <Doodle> iunno havent tried it yet
15:34:00 <British^Meat> I have faith ud keep me
15:34:00 <British^Meat> Me and u are like the hammersmith hardmen
15:35:00 <Doodle> true, who else could i have mindless trouser banter with
15:35:00 <British^Meat> WAAAHH HEYYYYY THE LADS!!!!!!!!
15:35:00 <Matthew> oHH YEAHHHHHH
15:35:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooool
15:35:00 <Hanks> The way i see it is if there is a dead chat chan which lacks chatter, even drivel is better than silence lol
15:35:00 <Doodle> my names richie, im 5 stone what about you ummm spender?
15:35:00 <TheRon> 420 yet?
15:35:00 <Doodle> does it look dead
15:35:00 <Hanks> And it got you talking didnt it
15:35:00 <Hanks> Not now silly
15:35:00 <Doodle> yes TheRon
15:36:00 <TheRon> nice!
15:36:00 <TheRon> got some filthy buds?
15:36:00 <Doodle> lmao
15:36:00 <Doodle> ofc
15:36:00 <Doodle> da fylfiest
15:36:00 <Hanks> I do
15:36:00 <Hanks> Choping up now
15:36:00 <TheRon> i'm down with the lingo
15:37:00 <Doodle> this is always fun after 420 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RHFFeQ2tu4
15:37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fever The Ghost - SOURCE (official music video) Views: 2,320,643 Uploader: Felix Colgrave Uploaded: Oct 13, 2014 Duration: 4m10s Rating: 4.94
15:38:00 <Hanks> What do you think about the illuminati Doodle
15:38:00 <Doodle> i dont
15:39:00 <Doodle> you get born, u keep your head down and then u die
15:39:00 <Doodle> IF YOU'RE LUCKY
15:39:00 <Hanks> Awk
15:39:00 <Hanks> Where were you before born
15:41:00 <Hanks> Think earth is a prison for rogue souls?
15:42:00 <TheRon> xeno morphs are real
15:43:00 <Hanks> This chan has no structure. There is a lot of random material without much real chat
15:47:00 <Matthew> ..
15:48:00 <doctor> yeah some said it wasn't but it actually said no
15:48:00 <doctor> then i cant remember but i suppose it wasn't as important as what it was when i saw it
15:49:00 <doctor> thing is with these things it doesnt matter so much on what you can say but rather it's important to remember that something actually do consider the circumstances that provoke it
15:49:00 <Hanks> Never take irc to seriously and if you do, well atleast have some structure
15:50:00 <Hanks> Otherwise a dead chattless chan is like a young girl walking past a group of lebs in a mini skirt and a top which shows her belly . Asking for it if you know what i mean
15:52:00 <doctor> you throw a chicken at a group of chimps and they will root it
15:52:00 <Hanks> Like my drivel is begging to be shitlisted. Cause and affect
15:59:00 <TheRon> hanging by a moment here with you
16:06:00 <Hanks> Hi
16:23:00 <TheRon> isn't it moronic, don't you think
16:26:00 <TheRon> nothing beats the smell of caramelising onion
16:28:00 <TheRon> only know you love her when you let her go
16:46:00 <MrMark> music!!
16:47:00 <TheRon> closing time, time for you to go out to the places you will be from
16:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
16:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> turn out all the lights and grab a hedious boy or girl
16:49:00 <TheRon> i know who i want to take me home
16:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck nooooooooo ooooh
16:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> closing time
16:51:00 <TheRon> how does the hubby feel about you having a night on the tiles and having to pick you up?
16:51:00 <TheRon> MrMark: the cranberries - ode to my family
16:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> Theron - i’m up the duff. So a ‘night on the tiles’ isn’t a happening thing.
16:53:00 <TheRon> i realise that, but in general?
16:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, he’d be fine with it
16:55:00 <TheRon> they've invented this great thing to help drunk people get home
16:55:00 <TheRon> it's called uber
16:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i have the app on my phone
16:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just have to set up the account thing
16:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i’d catch a taxi… easier
16:56:00 <TheRon> stevie nicks - leather and lace
16:57:00 <Doodle> fuck off beehhh
16:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> stevie nicks - Gypsy !
16:59:00 <beehhh> are krill oil any good
16:59:00 <TheRon> goo goo dolls - name
17:00:00 <beehhh> are krill oil any good?
17:01:00 <TheRon> the bottle says it is
17:02:00 <beehhh> http://www.healthpost.co.nz/swisse-wild-neptune-krill-swwnk-g.html
17:02:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uVBd5_cEvs&list=LLBzzSJ4jWLNq-vw50nFbRtA&index=24
17:02:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: SUMO - BOOTY WOOD PECKER (feat. Detroit Grand Pubahs) Views: 11,820 Uploader: sumomusicvideo Uploaded: Dec 14, 2009 Duration: 3m45s Rating: 4.07
17:03:00 <TheRon> thats the sandwiches band isn't it?
17:03:00 <Doodle> lol ye
17:05:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01 knows all about sandwiches
17:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> do i?
17:05:00 <TheRon> i'm guessing
17:05:00 <Doodle> lol
17:05:00 <beehhh> i rather have a man dressed as them women
17:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
17:06:00 <TheRon> that emoj just looks canadian to me
17:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> MAYBE I AM CANADIAN!
17:06:00 <TheRon> bloody south park
17:06:00 <beehhh> im going to landan next before i go to conodo
17:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyYnnUcgeMc
17:07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Destiny's Child - Bootylicious Views: 36,085,353 Uploader: DestinysChildVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 3m29s Rating: 4.82
17:07:00 <Doodle> yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
17:07:00 <Doodle> chewn
17:07:00 <TheRon> beehhh: who really gives a flying xxxx
17:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
17:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> BEFORE beyonce looked like a man horse
17:07:00 <Doodle> loool
17:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:08:00 <beehhh> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-35612558
17:08:00 <TheRon> i still would
17:08:00 <Doodle> thats what happens when jay-z's lips suck your face
17:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah
17:08:00 <beehhh> keira knightley & delta goodrem are both cats
17:08:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKQ6nINAeq8
17:08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: GO KINDERGARTEN (feat. ROBYN & SEAN COMBS & PAUL RUDD) Views: 18,041,551 Uploader: thelonelyisland Uploaded: Jun 11, 2013 Duration: 3m0s Rating: 4.74
17:08:00 <beehhh> slut cats
17:09:00 <TheRon> i love the saying " i wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting!"
17:09:00 <beehhh> every meat is a score
17:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle !
17:09:00 <Doodle> lol what
17:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah lol what
17:09:00 <Doodle> whattttttttt
17:09:00 <Doodle> the song?
17:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> whip yo dick out doodle
17:09:00 <Doodle> hahaha
17:09:00 <Doodle> nou
17:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok
17:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> smd now
17:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> my zeb!
17:10:00 <Doodle> then stomp your bare feet on the glass
17:10:00 <TheRon> classy
17:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:10:00 <Doodle> loool zeb
17:10:00 <beehhh> most famous heroes are at los angeles
17:10:00 <Doodle> that song rules
17:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i can’t remember the other word
17:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
17:11:00 <beehhh> torture of his wife made him a ghey
17:11:00 <Doodle> every mozzie bite on my body just started itching at the same time
17:11:00 <Doodle> what is this sorcery
17:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> get some cream
17:11:00 <Doodle> NO
17:11:00 <Doodle> i'm a man i dont need cream
17:11:00 <TheRon> rabies?
17:11:00 <Doodle> i dont need rabies either
17:11:00 <Doodle> thx
17:12:00 <beehhh> dip yourself into a bucket of industrial blech acid
17:12:00 <Doodle> BLECH
17:12:00 <TheRon> don't speak, i know what you're saying
17:13:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JVwfJGfins
17:13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: HUGS (feat. Pharrell) Views: 9,608,993 Uploader: thelonelyisland Uploaded: May 18, 2014 Duration: 2m30s Rating: 4.91
17:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:14:00 <beehhh> katatonic_krill
17:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qm8PH4xAss
17:14:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 50 Cent - In Da Club (Int'l Version) Views: 343,166,457 Uploader: 50CentVEVO Uploaded: Jun 16, 2009 Duration: 4m10s Rating: 4.79
17:15:00 <Doodle> lol
17:15:00 <Doodle> should be in da court
17:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> HATE 50cent
17:15:00 <Doodle> same
17:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunt dawg
17:15:00 <Clarkson> you insane cunt
17:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes clarky
17:15:00 <Clarkson> Cause I got this thing about the more blood you get in that fit, the less effective the shot is, you know what I mean? Why I don't know, but to me I just know that when I get a shot straight away, bang, it hits me a hell of a lot better, you know what I mean, than when I don't. So every now and then, I do my dick.
17:15:00 <Doodle> 50 Cent: Bankruptcy Judge Calls Rapper Back to Court to Explain Photos of Piles of Cash
17:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
17:16:00 <Doodle> he should be called into court to explain his 'music'
17:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol exactly
17:16:00 <beehhh> katatonic_Shrimp
17:16:00 <TheRon> just shoot him
17:16:00 <Doodle> this one has beyonce's sister in it
17:16:00 <TheRon> be a mercy killing like tupac
17:16:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M94ii6MVilw
17:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> beehhh SUCK MY HUGE DICK
17:16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Lonely Island - SEMICOLON (feat. Solange) LYRICS VIDEO Views: 11,242,188 Uploader: thelonelyisland Uploaded: May 22, 2013 Duration: 2m41s Rating: 4.84
17:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> you annoying cunt!
17:17:00 <beehhh> if its not real meat i aint sucking bae
17:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> ignored for being a serial fucking pest
17:17:00 <TheRon> bit weird, neck is getting sore from knocking back cans
17:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> next cunt
17:17:00 <Doodle> should be back on the shitlist with a few others
17:17:00 <beehhh> *neglected
17:17:00 <Doodle> iunno why they are back in here lately
17:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas
17:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor
17:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunts, tho
17:18:00 <Doodle> werd
17:18:00 <Immutable> psscht
17:18:00 <beehhh> negligence is not acceptable at any circumstances
17:18:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM
17:19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Motherlover (feat. Justin Timberlake) Views: 78,336,598 Uploader: thelonelyisland Uploaded: Apr 19, 2011 Duration: 3m11s Rating: 4.86
17:19:00 <beehhh> i cummed in 2sec or less
17:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle, can you grow a moe and wear a dodgie suit?
17:20:00 <Doodle> lol yes
17:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> YAS!!!!
17:20:00 <Doodle> haha
17:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@ you
17:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> dag :P
17:20:00 <beehhh> Doodle can you go under my desk and massage my fifth element
17:20:00 <Doodle> fuck off beehhh
17:20:00 <TheRon> the kong foo sing
17:21:00 <Doodle> the only suits i have are dodgy
17:21:00 <beehhh> I paid you already
17:21:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/Harpers-Willow-Cupcakes-423300807867501/?fref=nf
17:21:00 <TheRiddler> for kk
17:21:00 <TheRon> austin powers suit?
17:21:00 <TheRiddler> hullo
17:21:00 <Doodle> haha nah not that bad
17:21:00 <beehhh> katatonic_crocodile
17:21:00 <Doodle> hai TheRiddler
17:22:00 <Doodle> what about parachute tracksuits kate
17:22:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw
17:22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 3-Way (The Golden Rule) (feat. Justin Timberlake & Lady Gaga) Views: 73,652,726 Uploader: thelonelyisland Uploaded: May 27, 2011 Duration: 3m8s Rating: 4.88
17:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes doodle
17:22:00 <beehhh> http://www.funny-animalpictures.com/media/content/items/images/funnycrocodiles0075_O.jpg
17:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> with press studs
17:22:00 <Doodle> pure sex
17:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> easy acccess for the ladies
17:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOOM!
17:23:00 <Doodle> omg
17:23:00 <Doodle> you're onto something there
17:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> click click BOOM
17:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yo ready for this
17:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> unclick yo pants dude
17:23:00 <Doodle> lmao
17:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
17:23:00 <beehhh> Im your lady n your my man
17:23:00 <Doodle> snap snap snap
17:23:00 <Doodle> hang on
17:24:00 <Doodle> snap snap snap
17:24:00 <TheRon> anybody like cucumber on their sandwiches
17:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> no
17:24:00 <Doodle> i am partial yes
17:24:00 <Doodle> sometimes
17:24:00 <Doodle> not always
17:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> shine bright like a diamond!
17:24:00 <Doodle> cos u cant have a cucumber sandwich on the north lawn overlooking the conservatory without cucumber
17:25:00 <TheRon> well thats right
17:25:00 <TheRon> they are delightful
17:25:00 <beehhh> all i see south asian ladies have filled the quota of the hospital room for baby delivery facilities
17:25:00 <Doodle> here u go katatonic_kate01
17:25:00 <beehhh> with the help of nurses like kk
17:25:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_W_xLWtNa0
17:25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Shy Ronnie 2: Ronnie & Clyde (feat. Rihanna) Views: 49,494,783 Uploader: thelonelyisland Uploaded: May 12, 2011 Duration: 2m54s Rating: 4.89
17:25:00 <Doodle> hilir
17:25:00 <Doodle> a
17:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh ere we go
17:25:00 <Doodle> hahaha
17:25:00 <Doodle> its funny
17:25:00 <beehhh> Doodle might as well blow me before i deliver another you
17:26:00 <Doodle> fuck off beehhh
17:26:00 <beehhh> I give you an offer
17:27:00 <beehhh> all husband band and all wives innocence, how bizzare
17:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e82VE8UtW8A
17:27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rihanna - Rude Boy Views: 351,510,896 Uploader: RihannaVEVO Uploaded: Feb 9, 2010 Duration: 3m46s Rating: 4.66
17:27:00 <Doodle> lol fkn hell
17:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you get it up?
17:28:00 <Doodle> my neighbour hit his house again
17:28:00 <Doodle> with his boat
17:28:00 <beehhh> if only bitch didnt open her legs, this world could be a better place
17:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
17:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> AGAIN
17:28:00 <Doodle> god lol
17:28:00 <Doodle> i always make sure my car is in the garage when he goes sailing
17:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> don’t let him be the captain
17:28:00 <Doodle> so he doesnt have to go past it
17:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
17:28:00 <Doodle> hahaha
17:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> go through it
17:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck darls
17:28:00 <Doodle> yeah lol
17:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> BOOM
17:28:00 <Doodle> haha
17:29:00 <Doodle> i wonder who dianne daniels is
17:29:00 <Doodle> and if she fucks
17:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… i wonder
17:29:00 <beehhh> http://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2016/feb/17/el-nino-leaves-100-million-people-hungry-short-of-water-droughts-floods-worldwide
17:29:00 <beehhh> would you allow your husband fuck another babes, but i did
17:30:00 <Doodle> lol katatonic_kate01
17:30:00 <Doodle> someone i know got married yesterday
17:30:00 <Doodle> i will show u the pic
17:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES
17:30:00 <Doodle> theyre not great smilers
17:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i love wedding pics
17:30:00 <beehhh> the division of two rails
17:30:00 <TheRon> i like brides maids pics the morning after
17:31:00 <beehhh> the album gone missing
17:31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:31:00 <beehhh> would krill helps regain my memory back if i cook avocado croc
17:32:00 <beehhh> ice is a gutter drug
17:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> ron, have you ever had sex?
17:32:00 <TheRon> i'm really over your kind of crazy
17:32:00 <TheRon> i'd have to think back
17:33:00 <beehhh> i used to plug H in one and meth in the other
17:33:00 <beehhh> life were so meaningless until i met some cool trannies, i stopped all together
17:34:00 <beehhh> some of them are from nz south africa and tonga and oz
17:34:00 <TheRon> my polyester girl!
17:34:00 <beehhh> my girls has a Doodle
17:45:00 <TheRon> what else should i be, all apologies
17:51:00 <TheRon> i like your old stuff better than your new stuff
17:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> me too
17:53:00 <TheRon> greg! the stop sign!!!
17:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> greg was dumn
17:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> b
17:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
17:59:00 <TheRon> i want a girl with the short skirt and the long jacket
18:01:00 <TheRon> karma police arrest this man
18:17:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
18:23:00 <TheRon> i want to know what love si
18:23:00 <TheRon> is
18:32:00 <Student> Greetings
18:45:00 <TheRon> and i miss you love
18:48:00 <TheRon> a little diddiy about jack and diane
19:14:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/tC0k4.jpg nsfw
19:20:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/ta0gy.jpg nsfw
19:36:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12744162_689113334565192_7018883027378327418_n.jpg?oh=ba5a87e357c1e890f252499b4b4a2fcf&oe=576E7E64
20:05:00 <Lumeah> Hi Bonny
20:05:00 <Lumeah> Hi frayedknot
20:06:00 <frayedknot> hi Lumeah
20:44:00 <British^Meat> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12715236_934979633263844_9205818754905431246_n.jpg?oh=beff744f3ae80a9982f73f72f0165d23&oe=572AA154
21:19:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12715643_10209462150296431_6828919555428928902_n.jpg?oh=19ee452f9a539cc37cc802854cba2ca6&oe=57269FD1
21:19:00 <Doodle> kanye & kim
21:20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:20:00 <TheRiddler> wb kk
21:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ta
21:20:00 <TheRiddler> what was for dinner
21:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> falafel wraps
21:21:00 <TheRiddler> nice
21:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yup
21:21:00 <TheRiddler> I'm doing tacos
21:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> u
21:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> nice
21:26:00 <Picard> ello
21:41:00 <Picard> slower hello
21:48:00 <slower> hello there
21:51:00 <Picard> how was your day?
21:51:00 <slower> well, i could say i went to church but, we all know i would be lying
21:53:00 <slower> just got things ready for tomorror
22:00:00 <Picard> living the dream
22:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> jennilo!
22:04:00 <JenniLo> hellooooo
22:05:00 <Picard> kate
22:21:00 <Picard> faux
22:25:00 <faux> yes
22:26:00 <Immutable> faux
22:26:00 <faux> yes
22:27:00 <Immutable> did you see the x-files tonight?
22:28:00 <faux> no
22:28:00 <Immutable> it was about you
22:29:00 <Immutable> or your people rather
22:29:00 <faux> ok
22:29:00 <Immutable> and magic mushrooms
22:30:00 <faux> ok
22:31:00 <Picard> her people?
22:32:00 <TheRiddler> It's storming
22:33:00 <Picard> got outside and hold a golf club in the air
22:33:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not as stupid as you
22:34:00 <Serenity> its meant to be a pretty full on storm your way ash
22:34:00 <TheRiddler> Sounds like it
22:35:00 <TheRiddler> Lights have flickered a few times
22:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooooooooooh
22:37:00 <Picard> hopefully your ceiling will fall in and you are crushed
22:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> no need to be a cunt
22:40:00 <Picard> i wasnt
22:41:00 <TheRiddler> He's being an obese cunt
22:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lolz
22:43:00 <British^Meat> LOL
22:43:00 <British^Meat> oops
22:43:00 <British^Meat> but still...
22:43:00 <Serenity> 2 far m8 2 far
22:44:00 <TheRiddler> Be my thunder buddy faux :p
22:45:00 <TheRiddler> I forget how the song goes
22:46:00 <faux> .
22:46:00 <Serenity> when you hear the sound of thunder dont you be too scared
22:46:00 <Serenity> just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words
22:46:00 <Serenity> fuck you thunder
22:46:00 <Serenity> you can suck my dick
22:46:00 <TheRiddler> Thanks lol
22:46:00 <Serenity> you cant hurt me thunder cause you're just gods farts
22:47:00 <TheRiddler> I have trouble copying sentences on phone
22:48:00 <Picard> awwwwww TheRiddler is afraid of a little storm
22:48:00 <TheRiddler> I'm also afraid of closet pedos like yourself
22:48:00 <faux> christ in a canoe shut the fuck up for once in your life picard
22:49:00 <TheRiddler> What's doing faux
22:49:00 <faux> building a castle
22:49:00 <Picard> lol
22:49:00 <faux> n u
22:49:00 <TheRiddler> When does Ollie find out about his mum?
22:50:00 <TheRiddler> A castle in what?
22:50:00 <TheRiddler> Sitting in bed
22:50:00 <faux> lmao
22:50:00 <TheRiddler> Just had dinner
22:50:00 <faux> lmaooooo
22:50:00 <faux> believes im actually building a castle
22:50:00 <Serenity> hhahah
22:50:00 <Picard> moron
22:50:00 <Serenity> wot brix r u usen
22:50:00 <faux> idk when he finds out cant remember
22:50:00 <TheRiddler> Well you could be!
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> Ok
22:51:00 <faux> what ep you up to
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> 7
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> No 8
22:51:00 <faux> nice
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> Half way through 8
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> Before the storm hit
22:52:00 <TheRiddler> Huntress should get her own series
22:52:00 <faux> lol
22:52:00 <TheRiddler> She's a pretty big deal in the comic universe
22:53:00 <Picard> fuking comics lo.
22:53:00 <Picard> lol
22:53:00 <TheRiddler> Better than your picture books
22:55:00 <TheRiddler> Manchild
22:55:00 <Picard> listen to this cunt
22:56:00 <faux> you provoke him every time
22:56:00 <faux> do you expect him to shut up and take it
22:57:00 <Picard> im expected to :P
22:57:00 <slower> well, its not such a bad idea, if you dont bite, the annoying party usually gives up
22:59:00 <Picard> :P
22:59:00 <Picard> slower is onto it
22:59:00 <Picard> lol
22:59:00 <slower> see, its easy
23:00:00 <Picard> why the fuck dont more airlines have dorect flights to phuket
23:00:00 <Clarkson> the baron fuck off!
23:01:00 <Picard> direct(
23:01:00 <Picard> *
23:02:00 <slower> my friend used to go there all the time
23:02:00 <TheRiddler> Try freight services
23:03:00 <Picard> yes its a nice place slower
23:03:00 <slower> i used to say to him "alex, you will die from yellow dick"
23:03:00 <slower> sadly, he is no longer with us
23:04:00 <slower> Picard, some of the stories of what he used to get up to
23:05:00 <Picard> i can imagine
23:05:00 <Picard> single mans paradise
23:06:00 <slower> the fool even beleived it when the girls would say that they were in love with him
23:06:00 <Picard> lol
23:07:00 <slower> he was telling me he was bringing one to australia
23:07:00 <slower> when he told her he will pay for all the paper work
23:08:00 <Picard> you have to pay her family for her
23:08:00 <slower> she said no, just send me the money, lol
23:08:00 <Picard> lol
23:08:00 <Picard> fool
23:08:00 <slower> i said, how much more proof do you need
23:09:00 <slower> there was another one, she said she would wait for him
23:10:00 <slower> he went back, caught her screwing some german
23:10:00 <Picard> as they do
23:10:00 <Picard> ayone with money
23:10:00 <slower> i asked him
23:11:00 <slower> did you realy think she would keep her legs closed untill you came back?
23:11:00 <slower> she needs the money
23:12:00 <Picard> most guys think with their dicks
23:12:00 <GuessWho> ^
23:12:00 <Picard> pity your on the other side of the country to me
23:13:00 <Picard> world*
23:13:00 <slower> funny thing is, he was young, good looking, played footy for west adelaide, and could get some realy nice women here
23:13:00 <Picard> is a regular reply
23:15:00 <slower> i think he was scared of a real woman, he wanted a yes one
23:15:00 <Picard> yeah
23:16:00 <Picard> asia chics are taught the man is king
23:16:00 <slower> i find it sad
23:16:00 <Picard> yep
23:16:00 <Picard> women over there have very few rights
23:17:00 <slower> i like a woman that i can talk to, debate things, not one who is scared of me
23:17:00 <Picard> yeah it would get a bit old with her doing everything she is told
23:18:00 <GuessWho> placard what's wrong?
23:18:00 <Picard> GuessWho
23:18:00 <GuessWho> who?
23:18:00 <GuessWho> :)
23:19:00 <slower> GuessWho you do know that you are using a nick of a great band
23:20:00 <GuessWho> Nope, had no idea
23:20:00 <GuessWho> Ha, so I am
23:21:00 <slower> sacrilege
23:23:00 <slower> you should google them
23:23:00 <slower> american woman was a HUGE hit
23:33:00 <Picard> wb
23:36:00 <doctor> Picard I'm going to give your old chrome dome a good rub for good luck
23:37:00 <Picard> why doctor
23:37:00 <faux> Ye Olde Dome
23:38:00 <doctor> momma needs a new pair of shoes
23:38:00 <Picard> ok
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
23:40:00 <Picard> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
23:48:00 <Picard> katatonic_kate01
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
23:49:00 <Picard> easy does it
23:49:00 <Picard> why so snappy?
23:55:00 <dematerialised> what's the cure for a broken heart
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> chocolate
23:56:00 <doctor> sex with hookers
23:56:00 <Clarkson> fucked her ass and fucked her off
23:56:00 <Picard> suicide
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:56:00 <Picard> or sex with doctor
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> who broke your heart dem?
23:57:00 <Picard> i did
23:57:00 <Picard> sorry hun.
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