// #melbourne — 2016-02-25
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00:01:00 <Picard> ok
00:01:00 <Picard> pm me and we can discuss it
00:01:00 <partay> Serenity doesnt take IOU's
00:01:00 <partay> cold hard cash only
00:01:00 <Picard> fuck up moron
00:02:00 <Serenity> if you give me $130 ill take photos of what I use it for
00:02:00 <partay> a new mixer?
00:02:00 <Serenity> ahhhh no
00:02:00 <TheRiddler> smoothies
00:02:00 <Picard> LOL
00:02:00 <Picard> pm me
00:02:00 <Serenity> LOL im kidding dude i dont want your money
00:03:00 <Serenity> thought i could make a decent profit here
00:03:00 <partay> even your money stinks Picard
00:07:00 <Picard> at least i have some
00:08:00 <partay> heh
00:14:00 <TheRiddler> oh
00:14:00 <TheRiddler> legal medical marijuana got passed today
00:15:00 <faux> where
00:15:00 <TheRiddler> for australia
00:17:00 <Picard> faux your drug dealing days are over
00:18:00 <Serenity> Don fauxtina
00:19:00 <Picard> i should shut up, or she will have me whacked
00:20:00 <Maurice> You should just shut up in general
00:21:00 <Picard> u grumpy old bitch
00:22:00 <Maurice> I'm far from grumpy, I'm only semi old and bitch I can't deny
00:22:00 <Serenity> loll
00:23:00 <Picard> uptight?
00:24:00 <Serenity> im sure its pre tight up there
00:24:00 <Maurice> Like a toiger
00:24:00 <partay> pristine
00:24:00 <Maurice> I don't want to toot my own horn, but I totally would if I could bend that way
00:45:00 <TheRiddler> http://9gag.com/gag/aeG97Yv
00:52:00 <Picard> night
00:52:00 <dematerialised> BYE FAGOT
00:54:00 <Maurice> How rude, I'm still here
00:54:00 <dematerialised> you're not a fagot you
00:54:00 <dematerialised> you
00:54:00 <dematerialised> re
00:54:00 <dematerialised> just gay
01:57:00 <dematerialised> get your wolverine on
02:02:00 <Trevor> you know what trump could really use in his life right now
02:02:00 <Trevor> a nuclear arsenal
02:02:00 <Trevor> i hope he gets it
02:25:00 <dematerialised> you seem to have mistaken this channel for #politicaldebate
02:25:00 <dematerialised> we only fulfil selfish desires hree
02:32:00 <TheRiddler> when is aus election?
02:32:00 <TheRiddler> september?
02:32:00 <TheRiddler> it's october in US
02:32:00 <faux> uuuurrrtgggggggggggggggghhh
02:32:00 <TheRiddler> oh
02:33:00 <TheRiddler> it's november 8th
02:33:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin faux
02:33:00 <faux> cant fucking sleep
02:33:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
02:33:00 <breaker> looooooolllllllllllllllllllllll
02:33:00 <TheRiddler> I just started 3rd season of arrow
02:33:00 <faux> great
02:45:00 <dematerialised> i just wanna eat you up
02:56:00 <dematerialised> clearly wasn't into it
02:56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:57:00 <dematerialised> http://loopthetube.com/#cPQwmAy4RAE&start=40.9&end=41
11:49:00 <stebie> po
13:06:00 <Hanks> Hi
13:09:00 <Hanks> The sweet smell of yandi
13:10:00 <Hanks> Hankin Sharp here
15:03:00 <beehhh> desi racing on paramatta crashed two to death
15:03:00 <beehhh> anyone could get a licence, young hearts run free
15:11:00 <beehhh> http://www.9news.com.au/national/2016/02/25/11/42/sydney-street-race-ended-in-with-death
15:55:00 <Steven-> Hi There everyBody how are you all Today My Name is Steven and I love to Chat on AustNet
16:03:00 <Steven-> Back When I was growing up in the early 50's we had respect for our elders
16:03:00 <Steven-> I remember when you could Leave your back door open
16:03:00 <Steven-> and Let your Kids Play along the street
16:03:00 <Steven-> Now Days It seems Like everybody is in it for themselves
16:04:00 <Steven-> and Will happily throw u Underneath a bus
16:05:00 <Steven-> Oh Gee. What Is The World Coming Too..
16:20:00 <Doodle> 420
18:23:00 <Lumeah> Hi
19:23:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
19:34:00 <TheRiddler> go dogs
19:53:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Madonna - Give It 2 Me.mp3 (6.6MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 7:12)
19:54:00 <Matthew> EEEEEK
19:55:00 <Doodle> squeeeeeeee
19:59:00 <Matthew> dress you up in my loveee
20:05:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/Cl6dKUB
20:06:00 <Doodle> ror
20:06:00 <faux> rmao
20:07:00 <faux> just made din now
20:07:00 <faux> so late feck
20:07:00 <Doodle> umm ahh
20:08:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-photos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/12494814_1305673639448747_2794240784494746707_n.png?oh=22ae3da992fc11e5adf41d0504466e27&oe=5757FD7E&__gda__=1465755579_b73c0b0d16fc968d676d1b2ea463c088
20:08:00 <faux> lol aw
20:09:00 <faux> i luff him
20:09:00 <faux> olly wana cracker
20:09:00 <Doodle> haha
20:09:00 <faux> SO CUTE
20:09:00 <faux> i need a cat adap
20:09:00 <faux> asap*
20:10:00 <Doodle> have mine
20:10:00 <faux> ok
20:10:00 <faux> bring him over
20:10:00 <Doodle> wooooooooo
20:10:00 <Doodle> oh
20:10:00 <Doodle> shit
20:10:00 <faux> oh
20:11:00 <Doodle> cant i just post him
20:12:00 <faux> FINE
20:12:00 <faux> i wanted hugs but you can both stay home now
20:12:00 <Doodle> i'll put 2 hugs in the box
20:12:00 <faux> smd
20:13:00 <Doodle> k
20:13:00 <faux> no ok i will not fit in your penis
20:13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:13:00 <faux> also youre not doodle!!!!!!!
20:18:00 <Serenity> rofllllllllll what is that
20:19:00 <faux> lma
20:19:00 <faux> o
20:19:00 <faux> i was singing
20:19:00 <faux> IN THE JUNGLE
20:19:00 <Serenity> in da jungool
20:19:00 <faux> i may have gotten too excited and sang passionately with my eyes closef
20:19:00 <faux> d
20:19:00 <faux> hence the typos
20:19:00 <TheRiddler> I thought you just wanted hugs
20:19:00 <faux> i want doodle hugs pls
20:20:00 <TheRiddler> oh
20:20:00 <faux> you can hug me if youdont try to put me in yur dickhole
20:20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:20:00 <faux> yay
20:20:00 <faux> tenks
20:20:00 <Doodle> zdh
20:20:00 <Doodle> zero dick hole
20:20:00 <faux> lmao
20:20:00 <Serenity> sllp
20:20:00 <Serenity> full dickhole insertion
20:20:00 <faux> k i should have me dinner before it gets cold
20:21:00 <Doodle> lol ew
20:23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:24:00 <Serenity> i just put stuff on for pumpkin soups
20:24:00 <dematerialised> you are a pumpkin
20:32:00 <dematerialised> all i want, for you to do, is take my body, home.
20:44:00 <Picard> evenieng
20:44:00 <Picard> -e
20:45:00 <dematerialised> Picard why is there a picture of your dick floating around on social media outlets?
20:46:00 <Picard> where, i will confirm if its really my penis
20:49:00 <Matthew> sorrento moon
20:49:00 <Serenity> good evening to the delectable Matthew
20:50:00 <Doodle> https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/imsis270-064.jpg?quality=75&strip=color&w=814
20:51:00 <Matthew> hello Deidre
21:11:00 <Hanks> Hi
21:33:00 <TheRiddler> hai kk
21:33:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
21:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
21:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’m speaking from beyond the grave, in HELL
21:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> it’s humid and hot
21:45:00 <Serenity> ive had tracky pants on all day
21:45:00 <Serenity> suck it
21:46:00 <Picard> good
21:50:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/bPxC_sNiJSY
21:50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Chocolate Dessert Cups | Eat the Trend Views: 77,435 Uploader: POPSUGAR Food Uploaded: Feb 20, 2016 Duration: 6m30s Rating: 4.86
21:50:00 <faux> yum
21:52:00 <Picard> hrrrmmmm
22:00:00 <robot> kate
22:01:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/6JNuwS-GQlo
22:01:00 <robot> Serenity
22:01:00 <robot> faux
22:01:00 <faux> omgosh
22:01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Butterfly Kisses Makeup Tutorial Views: 226,512 Uploader: Madeyewlook Uploaded: Feb 22, 2016 Duration: 5m24s Rating: 4.98
22:01:00 <robot> why is it so fucking oht
22:01:00 <Serenity> its not
22:01:00 <robot> it issssss
22:01:00 <Picard> its not oht
22:01:00 <robot> the a/c has been on since i got home and its barely cooling down
22:01:00 <Picard> suck it up bitch
22:02:00 <robot> false. i am not a bitch.
22:02:00 <Picard> mixing hot air with cold air will take ages to cool down
22:02:00 <Picard> u need to blow the hot air out of the house
22:02:00 <robot> Picard you are relieved of duty
22:02:00 <Picard> what type of aircon?
22:02:00 <Serenity> this is why its best to turn the ac on before it gets super hot
22:02:00 <Serenity> costs less in the end
22:02:00 <Picard> Serenity is smart, be like Serenity
22:02:00 <robot> well come over and turn it on while i'm at work Serenity
22:03:00 <Serenity> mines got a timer
22:03:00 <Picard> doesnt it have a timer?
22:03:00 <robot> yeah i'm sure it does
22:03:00 <robot> i dont get home consistently
22:03:00 <Picard> well set the fucking thing and stop be a whiny bitch
22:03:00 <robot> no u
22:03:00 <Picard> do u have ceiling fans?
22:04:00 <robot> upstairs
22:04:00 <robot> i'm down
22:04:00 <robot> i have the floor fan on as well
22:04:00 <Serenity> one day when i own all the money in the world
22:04:00 <Picard> u have reverse cycle air con?
22:05:00 <Serenity> im going to build a house where the roof is retractable and you can remove all the hot air
22:05:00 <Picard> Serenity you can do that now
22:05:00 <Serenity> can you
22:05:00 <Picard> well not remove the roof, but remove the hot air
22:05:00 <Serenity> oh yer
22:05:00 <Serenity> i know that but being able to take the roof off for a bit would be quicker rofl
22:06:00 <faux> you guys make me sick
22:06:00 <Serenity> completely unrealistic but thats besides the point
22:06:00 <Picard> http://www.edmonds.com.au/Home-Ventilation/Living-space/Odyssey
22:06:00 <Picard> get one of those
22:06:00 <Picard> fully installed for around $2500
22:07:00 <Serenity> thats pretty cheap reallly
22:07:00 <Picard> yep
22:07:00 <Picard> they extraxt the hot air from inside the home as well as the roof space
22:07:00 <Picard> extract*
22:08:00 <Serenity> that would be pretty ace
22:09:00 <robot> hi NeoGeo64
22:09:00 <robot> nerdygirl
22:09:00 <nerdygirl> yo
22:10:00 <Picard> your welcome
22:10:00 <robot> how u doin?
22:11:00 <TheRiddler> I need 1 for this place
22:12:00 <Picard> they are great for condensation in winter also
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> arn't air extractors standard in new houses
22:14:00 <Picard> not always, and they only do the ceiling space. not inside the house
22:14:00 <Serenity> even just the ceiling space would help a lot though
22:14:00 <Picard> yeah it does
22:15:00 <Picard> a standard roof vent cost about $90 from bunnings
22:15:00 <Serenity> we have a couple of those wirly bird things
22:15:00 <Serenity> i dont really know how much it helps because ive never been in this hoiuse without them
22:15:00 <Doodle> we dont want to know your medical problems
22:15:00 <Picard> buy the edmonds supavent one, they are polycarb and dont rattle
22:19:00 <TheRiddler> I keep forgetting to check for roof vent
22:20:00 <Lumeah> why
22:22:00 <Picard> TheRiddler how old is your house?
22:23:00 <TheRiddler> 80s I think
22:23:00 <TheRiddler> or 90s
22:23:00 <Picard> if its 80's it probably hasnt got insulation
22:24:00 <TheRiddler> the insulation was put in before the house was bought
22:29:00 <TheRiddler> the only vents are for the exhaust fans
22:41:00 <Picard> ok
22:53:00 <Picard> Serenity i have an erection.
22:53:00 <Doodle> first one this year?
22:54:00 <Serenity> put a chopstick down ya japseye
22:54:00 <Doodle> ...
22:57:00 <dematerialised> today i coloured in my first colouring book
22:57:00 <Picard> second Doodle
22:57:00 <Picard> first one i fucked your sister :P
22:57:00 <dematerialised> :/
22:57:00 <dematerialised> <TheRiddler> :P
22:58:00 <Doodle> well she does like fuckheads
22:58:00 <Picard> she was a good root, wouldnt you agree?
22:59:00 <dematerialised> where's Smirkish
22:59:00 <Picard> suicided
22:59:00 <Picard> centrelink found him a job, he just couldnt cope
22:59:00 <dematerialised> why haven't you killed yourself yet Picard
23:00:00 <Picard> because im on top of the world
23:00:00 <dematerialised> you're on top of your dads cock
23:00:00 <Picard> nuh, that cunt is dead
23:00:00 <dematerialised> as you should be
23:00:00 <Picard> after u
23:02:00 <dematerialised> brb gotta go shit water
23:06:00 <dematerialised> much better
23:06:00 <Sugar_Daddy> no one cares
23:06:00 <dematerialised> that's not true
23:07:00 <dematerialised> and I have the facts to back it up
23:07:00 <Sugar_Daddy> lies
23:08:00 <Sugar_Daddy> proof?
23:08:00 <dematerialised> do you want it in a PDF?
23:08:00 <Sugar_Daddy> yes
23:09:00 <dematerialised> roger
23:09:00 <Sugar_Daddy> no,its Andy
23:10:00 <dematerialised> hmm how do I get this PDF to you
23:10:00 <Sugar_Daddy> australia post
23:11:00 <dematerialised> https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BysO_7LpmB5GbVpoYWx1SHJKc3M/view?usp=sharing
23:11:00 <dematerialised> there we go
23:12:00 <Sugar_Daddy> clown
23:13:00 <dematerialised> black and white, clear as crystal
23:13:00 <dematerialised> can't dispute published figures
23:13:00 <Sugar_Daddy> idiot
23:13:00 <Picard> ok im going to bed
23:14:00 <Picard> nihght
23:14:00 <dematerialised> his hands begin to tremble
23:21:00 <doctor> we are the only people who tolerate the presence of picard
23:21:00 <dematerialised> i'm sure he's a nice guy
23:22:00 <doctor> he's not really
23:22:00 <doctor> i don't mind him because i get on fine with dicks, but he's a very prickly fellow
23:54:00 <partay> clarko u cunt
23:54:00 <Clarkson> or if u need to fucking wosh
23:56:00 <dematerialised> you need to wash your cunt out Clarkson, I can smell it from here
23:56:00 <Clarkson> how would you like to fuck me up the ass
23:56:00 <dematerialised> well I'm not going anywhere near your mangy clunge, that's for sure
23:56:00 <Serenity> woah
23:56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:57:00 <TheRiddler> clarky is scary
23:57:00 <Clarkson> faggot dads make gimp fag sons
23:57:00 <dematerialised> that explains Picard's offspring
23:58:00 <TheRiddler> I'm scared for his kids
23:59:00 <dematerialised> im so bored
23:59:00 <dematerialised> take me back to sri lanka
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