// #d&d — 2014-12-09
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00:00:14 <Mekkis> !search aura
00:00:22 <Mekkis> oh
00:00:45 <Steven> im searching through aura on d20pfsrd
00:01:00 <Steven> i may have missed it or its in a different version.
00:01:42 diebot ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
00:01:45 <Mekkis> !search aura
00:01:46 <diebot> Mekkis, 2747 items found and PMed to Mekkis.
00:01:52 <Mekkis> fuk
00:02:09 <Steven> exactly why i asked.
00:02:22 <Mekkis> !search paladin's aura
00:02:23 <diebot> Mekkis, No items found.
00:02:34 <Mekkis> !search paladin''s aura
00:02:35 <diebot> Mekkis, No items found.
01:10:34 <Mekkis> pro!
01:10:36 <Mekkis> Quar!!
01:24:04 <Mekkis> proquar!
01:40:07 <Brunius_> Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time
02:16:48 <Mekkis> Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard
02:16:48 <Mekkis> Zuck: Just ask
02:16:48 <Mekkis> Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
02:16:48 <Mekkis> [Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?
02:16:48 <Mekkis> Zuck: People just submitted it.
02:16:49 <Mekkis> Zuck: I don't know why.
02:16:51 <Mekkis> Zuck: They "trust me"
02:16:53 <Mekkis> Zuck: Dumb fucks
02:34:31 <s_gmusic> kek
03:09:43 <Mekkis> Proquar, again!
03:10:05 <Proquar> hello!
03:10:23 <Mekkis> how zit goin
03:10:26 <Proquar> i was talking to the server, apparently
03:10:38 <Proquar> no wonder it wasn't responsive
03:11:19 <Proquar> not too bad - really busy
03:11:34 <Proquar> and i'm giving up Facebook, if they go ahead with their new TOS :D
03:12:25 <Mekkis> I can't give up on facebook
03:12:42 <Proquar> why not?
03:13:03 <Proquar> it is going to get a little sinister next year
03:13:05 <Proquar> :o
03:13:28 <Mekkis> You can't give up what you don't use
03:13:37 <Proquar> ohhh... smart move!
03:13:38 <Proquar> :D
03:13:45 <Proquar> oh no, it was fun in the early days
03:14:00 <Mekkis> That was interesting timing...
03:14:12 <Proquar> what was?
03:14:15 <Mekkis> * Proquar has quit (Client exited)
03:14:15 <Mekkis> <Mekkis> Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard
03:14:15 <Mekkis> <Mekkis> Zuck: Just ask
03:14:15 <Mekkis> <Mekkis> Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
03:14:15 <Mekkis> <Mekkis> [Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?
03:14:15 <Mekkis> <Mekkis> Zuck: People just submitted it.
03:14:17 <Mekkis> <Mekkis> Zuck: I don't know why.
03:14:19 <Mekkis> <Mekkis> Zuck: They "trust me"
03:14:21 <Mekkis> <Mekkis> Zuck: Dumb fucks
03:14:23 <Mekkis> <s_gmusic> kek
03:15:03 <Proquar> hehehehe
03:15:14 <Proquar> we had a little storm here, and mavvie likes to turn off computers for it
03:15:53 <Proquar> i do shake my head when people vouch for the 'privacy' facility on FB
03:17:01 <Proquar> do you reddit?
03:17:07 <Mekkis> Nope.
03:17:23 <Mekkis> I'm currently in an email exchange with Woolworths trying to get my personal data
03:18:00 <Proquar> they want you data?
03:18:21 <Proquar> youR, even
03:19:38 <Proquar> you should do the Hannibal Lecter thing and 'quid pro quo' them...
03:20:01 <Proquar> "you can have my email address, if I can have yours"
03:20:54 <Mekkis> http://laughingsquid.com/artist-ra-paulette-is-hand-carving-stunning-sculpted-caves-in-sandstone-cliffs-in-new-mexico/
03:23:12 <Mekkis> you know, everyday rewards
03:24:25 <Proquar> i do
03:48:22 <Avatar> what's wrong with fb's new TOS
04:13:18 <Mekkis> I wanted to know how much of my info they had
04:21:14 <Proquar> they're going to access your GPS even when you're not using the app
04:21:22 <Proquar> (short version)
04:21:40 <Proquar> <-- just had sublime roast chicken
04:21:43 <Proquar> hey avatar!
04:22:03 <Brunius_> so what you're saying
04:22:06 <Brunius_> is that facebook is skynet
04:22:29 <Proquar> to become skynet...
04:22:32 <Proquar> that will depend...
04:22:40 <Proquar> on what skynet is... :D
04:23:29 <Brunius_> I bet Ballig agrees with me
04:23:39 <Brunius_> that facebook is/will become skynet
04:23:53 <Avatar> oh
04:23:55 <Avatar> just don't use the app
04:24:04 <Avatar> does that apply to messenger as well
04:24:21 <Brunius_> you can jack into their messages via XMPP anyway
04:24:29 <Avatar> how
04:24:38 <Brunius_> uhhhhhhhh
04:24:41 <Brunius_> magic
04:24:51 <Avatar> how really
04:24:56 <Brunius_> I don't remember exactly, they're using derivative XMPP to run their message service, I think
04:25:04 <Brunius_> I'd have to look it up, I know it's possible
04:25:13 <Avatar> ok report back
04:25:37 <Avatar> the facebook app is worse than using the mobile site, I don't understand why anyone uses it
04:25:47 <Avatar> or why anyone begs to use it and to not use messenger
04:25:57 <Brunius_> XMPP, username is your facebook login/email, domain is chat.facebook.com , password is your facebook password
04:26:43 <Avatar> hmmz
04:40:53 <Steven> so it was seriously shit housed.
04:43:19 <Steven> we were level 4 when we ran into it... only a CR7 creature wrapped in a meat puppet of CR 4 when it showed up.
04:45:49 <Steven> anyways, i know 1 person is going to be making a wis based sorc.
04:47:56 <Steven> empyreal blooded
04:49:10 <Steven> so we have a Psychic, an Aasimar Time Oracle that slaps people for str damage, and an Empyreal Sorcerer.
04:49:19 <Steven> dunno what the other people bringing to the table.
04:50:22 <Steven> the time oracle also runs around the battlefield casting cure spells.
05:56:05 <Mekkis> Proquar, so glad my phone doesn't do that
05:56:17 <Proquar> no gps?
05:56:41 <Mekkis> it has GPS, but it's really explicit when it does anything
05:58:29 <Mekkis> Proquar, leaving politics?
05:59:32 <Proquar> left politics
05:59:52 <Proquar> used the pirate party as my methodone programme - now i'm cured ;)
06:00:44 <Mekkis> they're that bad?
06:00:57 <Proquar> they're cute, for the most part
06:01:10 <Proquar> although i did get sick of having words/ideas put in my mouth
06:02:07 <Proquar> and the last meeting i went to (nearly 12 months ago they mentioned that they hadn
06:02:11 <Proquar> t registered
06:02:35 <Proquar> as a party, so they couldn't run in the upcoming state election
06:02:37 <Proquar> cute!
06:24:18 <Brunius_> ...
06:24:21 <Brunius_> classic
06:24:34 <Brunius_> were you the one that was handing out flyers in belgrave a couple years back?
06:34:21 <Avatar> does this mean you have time for PFS now
06:58:26 <Proquar> for the greens?
07:02:28 <Proquar> avatar: i'm a professional GM now (bridge director)
07:02:32 <Proquar> but hopefully, yes
07:05:07 <Steven> anybody here?
07:06:02 <Steven> im trying to remember an item/spell/feat that doubled/increased the range of the paladins auras.
07:07:55 <Brunius> Did you sleep with the top bridge player in australia?
07:09:43 <Proquar> hmm... no
07:34:43 <Mekkis> how do you enforce the 'no communication' rule in bridge?
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08:29:02 <Mekkis> !item rod of lesser quicken
08:29:03 <diebot> Mekkis, ROD OF ABSORPTION [strong abjuration] CL:15 none 50000gp, 5lb
08:29:03 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/items/rod_of_absorption.html
08:29:10 <Mekkis> !item rod of quicken, lesser
08:29:11 <diebot> Mekkis, MACE OF SMITING, LESSER [moderate transmutation] CL:7 none 16012gp, 8lb
08:29:11 <diebot> A lesser mace of smiting is a +1 adamantine heavy mace with a +3 enhancement bonus against constructs. When it deals a successful critical hit to a construct, it deals x4 damage rather than x2. A critical hit dealt to an outsider deals x3 damage rather than x2. A mace of smiting is a +3 adamantine heavy mace has a +5 enhancement bonus against
08:29:12 <diebot> constructs. When it deals a successful critical hit to a construct, it completely destroys the construct (no saving throw). A critical hit dealt to an outsider deals x4 damage rather than x2. Source: Ultimate Equipment
08:29:17 <Mekkis> !item rod of metamagic quicken, lesser
08:29:18 <diebot> Mekkis, REACH METAMAGIC ROD, LESSER [strong (no school)] CL:17 none 3000gp, 5lb
08:29:18 <diebot> The wielder can cast up to three spells per day with a one-step increase in their range category (such as from close to medium, or medium to long) as though using the Reach Spell feat (Advanced Player's Guide). Source: Ultimate Equipment
08:29:27 <Mekkis> !item quicken metamagic rod, lesser
08:29:29 <diebot> Mekkis, QUICKEN METAMAGIC ROD, LESSER [strong (no school)] CL:17 none 35000gp, 5lb
08:29:29 <diebot> The wielder can cast up to three spells per day that are quickened as though using the Quicken Spell feat. Source: Ultimate Equipment
08:35:07 <Mekkis> !spell true seeing
08:35:11 <diebot> Mekkis, TRUE SEEING divination ([]) cleric/oracle 5, druid 7, sorcerer/wizard 6, alchemist 6, summoner 5, witch 6, inquisitor 5, magus 6, shaman 5 1 standard action Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S, M (an eye ointment that costs 250 gp) Duration: 1 min./level Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)Source: PFRPG Core
08:35:11 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/true_seeing.html
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08:48:05 <Mekkis> !search aura
08:48:13 <Mekkis> oh
08:48:36 <Steven> im searching through aura on d20pfsrd
08:48:51 <Steven> i may have missed it or its in a different version.
08:49:36 <Mekkis> !search aura
08:49:37 <diebot> Mekkis, 2747 items found and PMed to Mekkis.
08:49:43 <Mekkis> fuk
08:50:00 <Steven> exactly why i asked.
08:50:13 <Mekkis> !search paladin's aura
08:50:14 <diebot> Mekkis, No items found.
08:50:26 <Mekkis> !search paladin''s aura
08:50:26 <diebot> Mekkis, No items found.
09:07:59 <Proquar> mostly by adjusting the score
09:08:40 <Proquar> there is some form of communication (through the play of cards, bidding, etc) --> "authorised information"
09:09:32 <Proquar> and then all the other stuff, including the table talk, and acting "out of tempo" (aka hesitation), in those cases, if there's damage, director can adjust the score
09:16:36 <Proquar> g'night
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10:08:52 <HazardousKing> Hey all
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13:51:43 <Steven> !hp 10d8m2
13:51:43 <diebot> Steven, 73
13:51:45 <Steven> !hp 10d8m2
13:51:46 <diebot> Steven, 73
14:11:32 <Steven> !throw 1d100
14:11:32 <diebot> Steven, 1d100: [1d100=55] 55
14:48:10 <Steven> !throw 1d32
14:48:10 <diebot> Steven, 1d32: [1d32=9] 9
14:50:17 <Steven> !throw 1d35
14:50:17 <diebot> Steven, 1d35: [1d35=3] 3
14:53:33 <Steven> !throw 1d35
14:53:34 <diebot> Steven, 1d35: [1d35=28] 28
14:53:50 <s_gmusic> what'cha working on, Steven?
14:55:01 <Steven> building a reincarnation table for a character.
14:55:19 <s_gmusic> ah
14:55:39 <Steven> reincarnated druid/evangalist of Pharamsa
14:55:44 <Steven> pharasma even
14:56:48 <Steven> "I am her chosen blade, may she use me until she has reason to set me aside."
14:58:12 <s_gmusic> sounds like that dude from a couple of the Pathfinder Tales books. except he's a whiny bitch about it.
14:58:41 <Steven> not my character
14:58:52 <Steven> i talked to my GM because we are not near civilization at all.
14:59:09 <Steven> so there is no way i could get names for the obedience.
14:59:39 <s_gmusic> what's her obedience?
15:00:25 <Steven> lay out a spiral pattern of bones put the name of a newborn at one end of the spiral and the name of a recently dead guy at the other
15:00:32 <Steven> read from her holy book
15:01:23 <s_gmusic> yeah... that'd be tricky without regular visits to a town
15:01:33 <Steven> so unless im within a days walk of a metropolis there is zero chance of me regularly having my class abilities.
15:01:59 <Steven> because half my characters abilities go bye bye if i dont do it.
15:02:02 <Steven> so instead
15:02:15 <Steven> i have to carry around at least one bone from one of my past incarnations
15:02:33 <Steven> well one from each incarnation.
15:03:22 <Steven> and then lay them out in a spiral pattern, read from the book, and then speak aloud each method of death i have experienced.
15:03:39 <s_gmusic> that's cool.
15:03:51 <Steven> yeah... for a druid that just keeps coming back to life.
15:05:24 <Steven> alright, list is complete.
15:06:00 <Steven> now all the GM has to do is message me a number and im ready to go.
15:07:04 <Steven> damn forgot skinwalkers.
15:10:15 <Steven> we talked it over i can never come back as a base large creature... because that would just be stupid good and there is no reason not to just kill myself every 7 days until i got one of them.
15:11:30 <s_gmusic> heh
15:15:06 <Steven> alright... turns out i started out as a half-elf
15:17:04 <s_gmusic> there are worse things.
15:18:06 <Steven> yeah like a kobold.
15:18:21 <Steven> -4str +2 dex -2 con... no thanks.
15:20:33 <s_gmusic> heh
15:33:36 <Steven> !throw 9d8+10
15:33:36 <diebot> Steven, 9d8+10: [9d8=6,1,8,1,2,4,3,7,1] 43
15:36:30 <Steven> damn... almost 10hp less then if i'd just taken average.
16:42:34 <Avatar> zzzzzz
18:34:13 <Mekkis> !item necklace of netted stars
18:34:14 <diebot> Mekkis, NECKLACE OF NETTED STARS [strong illusion and transmutation] CL:12 neck 42000gp, 1lb
18:34:14 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/items/necklace_of_netted_stars.html
18:36:10 <Mekkis> !spell ride the lightning
18:36:11 <diebot> Mekkis, RIDE THE LIGHTNING evocation ([electricity]) sorcerer/wizard 9 1 swift action Range: personal you Comp: V, S Duration: 1 round/level (D) Save: SR:Source: Ultimate Magic
18:36:12 <diebot> You may transform into lightning as a standard action and instantly travel in a straight line to a distance of up to 120 feet, rematerializing in the new location as a free action. This movement does not provoke attacks of opportunity. Creatures in this line take 10d6 points of electrical damage and are staggered for 1 round (a successful Reflex
18:36:12 <diebot> save halves the damage and negates the staggered condition, spell resistance applies). Objects in your path are damaged as well, with combustible objects being set ablaze and metals with low melting points melted. If your path is interrupted by a barrier or otherwise deflected, you materialize short of your final destination in the nearest open
18:36:12 <diebot> space; targets in the line to that point take damage as normal. You are immune to electricity while this spell lasts.
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18:50:23 <Mekkis> !feat power attack
18:50:25 <diebot> Mekkis, POWER ATTACK [Combat]Prereq: Str 13, base attack bonus +1. You can make exceptionally deadly melee attacks by sacrificing accuracy for strength.
18:50:25 <diebot> Benefit: You can choose to take a –1 penalty on all melee attack rolls and combat maneuver checks to gain a +2 bonus on all melee damage rolls. This bonus to damage is increased by half (+50%) if you are making an attack with a two-handed weapon, a one handed weapon using two hands, or a primary natural weapon that adds 1-1/2 times your
18:50:25 <diebot> Strength modifier on damage rolls. This bonus to damage is halved (–50%) if you are making an attack with an off-hand weapon or secondary natural weapon. When your base attack bonus reaches +4, and every 4 points thereafter, the penalty increases by –1 and the bonus to damage increases by +2. You must choose to use this feat before making an
18:50:25 <diebot> attack roll, and its effects last until your next turn. The bonus damage does not apply to touch attacks or effects that do not deal hit point damage. Source: Core
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18:53:22 <Mekkis> !feat intimidating prowes
18:53:24 <diebot> Mekkis, INTIMIDATING PROWESS [Combat] Your physical might is intimidating to others.
18:53:24 <diebot> Benefit: Add your Strength modifier to Intimidate skill checks in addition to your Charisma modifier. Source: Core
19:24:30 <Steven> damn it... getting sick.
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19:37:11 <Steven> !rand male female
19:37:19 <Steven> !rng female male
19:37:19 <diebot> Steven, male
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20:08:09 <Steven> !throw 1d4800
20:08:09 <diebot> Steven, 1d4800: [1d4800=1194] 1194
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21:02:04 <Mekkis> !spell mage's disjunction
21:02:05 <diebot> Mekkis, MAGE'S DISJUNCTION abjuration ([]) sorcerer/wizard 9 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) Comp: V Duration: 1 minute/level Save: Will negates (object) SR:noSource: PFRPG Core
21:02:05 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/mage's_disjunction.html
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