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12:50 Quit: GoldSpade ([email protected]) Quit: Don't look in the mirror if you can't handle the truth.
13:14 Join: President_Trump ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
13:19 <President_Trump> [00:13] <President_Trump> never forget this
13:19 <President_Trump> [00:13] <President_Trump> you work for me
13:19 <President_Trump> [00:13] <President_Trump> i own you
13:19 <President_Trump> [00:13] <GoldSpade> go to hell
17:26 <steven> looooooooool
17:40 <steven> !gamble
17:40 <Herb_Dean> Jackpot: 242   BELL   JENSPUSSY   BLUEBERRY  ::: steven Lost
18:12 <steven> breaker will be keen for a gamble
26:39 Join: turd ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
26:45 <turd> :(
26:57 <turd> underpants
28:38 <steven> LOOOOOOOOOOL
28:40 <steven> faggot
29:40 Join: SexySlobbs ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
30:11 <SexySlobbs> turd you made it back
30:44 <turd> is that jerome geale
30:52 <turd> or is it stinky gay
30:53 <turd> or hobbit
31:19 <SexySlobbs> that's a great question
31:45 <turd> all 3 = fail
31:48 <turd> lmaoo
31:56 Part: President_Trump ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
31:57 <SexySlobbs> not all three
32:02 <SexySlobbs> just one
32:32 <SexySlobbs> so turd, how was it?
32:38 <turd> ????
33:09 <SexySlobbs> the wank
33:30 <turd> i had had intentions of stabbing someone ,,, i went to the house and walked back n fourth a couple times, but the result wouldnt be good for anyone so i came home.. ;/
33:39 <turd> :''(
33:40 <SexySlobbs> mine was great
33:50 <SexySlobbs> liar
34:00 <SexySlobbs> you had a wank
34:02 <turd> no liz
34:05 <turd> narp
34:26 <SexySlobbs> yes
34:27 <turd> they had lights on this time
34:30 <turd> keke
34:32 <turd> :''(
34:38 <SexySlobbs> no need to lie
34:43 <SexySlobbs> we all do it
35:03 <SexySlobbs> wonder how sharni and steven ms date night went
35:09 <turd> they have a similar knife to mine so i could turn ugly for me too
35:18 <turd> it
35:38 Join: Ripstaa ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
35:39 <SexySlobbs> cool bro
35:49 <SexySlobbs> Ripstaa
35:50 <steven> !joke
35:50 <Herb_Dean> [67614] Q. Why do men die before their wives?
35:53 <Herb_Dean> [67614] A. They want to.
36:02 <Ripstaa> o/
36:16 <steven> !joke
36:16 <Herb_Dean> [29503] Q. What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
36:17 <SexySlobbs> wats up
36:19 <Herb_Dean> [29503] A. Homeless.
36:24 <Ripstaa> nuffin
36:40 <SexySlobbs> nice bro
36:43 <steven> !ranga
36:43 <Herb_Dean> [15128] Q. Why was the first football pitch sketched out on a redhead's chest?
36:45 <Herb_Dean> [15128] A. They needed a level playing field.
36:52 <steven> !gook
36:52 <Herb_Dean> [57728] Q: What do you call a Chinese rapist?
36:55 <Herb_Dean> [57728] A: Rai Ping Yu
36:56 <SexySlobbs> not much of a talker?
37:13 <turd> :[
37:30 <SexySlobbs> or..........
37:30 <SexySlobbs> turd
38:20 <SexySlobbs> balls deep
39:00 <turd> Piss Off Poofter Guts.
39:11 <SexySlobbs> no
39:36 <SexySlobbs> I'm trying to have a nice chat to Ripstaa
39:47 <turd> its jerome geale gettin info from sarah nicole plummer that is probably false
40:08 <SexySlobbs> who is this Sarah Plummer?
40:24 <RingStinger> whooo are you
40:28 <turd> not someone u want 2 meet
40:28 <RingStinger> who who who who
40:49 <SexySlobbs> I'm a nice person
41:03 <turd> you are a homosexual desperado
41:06 <turd> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhaahahahahahahaa
41:27 <SexySlobbs> haha I see what you done there RingStinger
42:02 <SexySlobbs> too much to for you
42:07 <SexySlobbs> tv
42:47 <SexySlobbs> turd
42:57 <SexySlobbs> don't leave me
44:22 <SexySlobbs> I'm going to buy you a fleshlight
44:32 <SexySlobbs> turd
45:02 <SexySlobbs> turd
46:33 <SexySlobbs> send me your address
46:34 <turd> lol
46:38 <turd> lolzzzzz
46:49 <SexySlobbs> or mobile number
46:54 <SexySlobbs> I'll give you a call
47:09 <SexySlobbs> we can have phone sex
47:30 <turd> i only accept noodz or topless/revealing pic of shart and smelia
47:58 <turd> so boot of ya bug before i squash ya
48:08 <turd> LOLOLOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
48:19 <SexySlobbs> oh you like sharni
48:24 <SexySlobbs> good lad
48:32 <turd> nop
48:47 <turd> i liek lotssss of gurlz
48:51 <RingStinger> this faggot boss im going to rape it's head once i kill it
49:01 * turd whips Lumeah3 with a mouse cord
49:31 * turd sends hordes of lemmings over Lumeah3
49:32 <SexySlobbs> turd I'd love to see you squash me. ;)
50:12 <SexySlobbs> I'll send you some selfies
50:32 <SexySlobbs> send me your number :p
50:35 <turd> stephen the homosexual hawks attracts homosexual men to this channel
50:46 <SexySlobbs> no no
50:51 <SexySlobbs> I'm here to chat with you
51:06 <turd> ,
51:39 <turd> 1 cone then i go ZZzz
51:45 <turd> u can talk 2 dorks
51:45 <SexySlobbs> maybe it's you who attracts us bisexual men
52:01 <SexySlobbs> we want your anus
52:11 <SexySlobbs> isn't that right RingStinger
52:38 <turd> u will die b4 u get there from afixiation because of the gravity factor,
52:47 <turd> aaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha
52:57 <SexySlobbs> I'm rubbing my anus for you
53:02 <SexySlobbs> it feels so good
53:12 <SexySlobbs> oh yeah
53:17 <SexySlobbs> stroking my penis
53:27 <SexySlobbs> tickling my balls
53:38 <SexySlobbs> oh turd
53:43 <SexySlobbs> you're wet
53:58 <SexySlobbs> nice and warm
54:09 <turd> im having flash backs of the 2 sexi gurlz pedin me 4 20 minz
54:21 <SexySlobbs> that was me
54:22 <turd> so boot off clown
54:27 <turd> OLOLOL
54:32 <SexySlobbs> no clown
54:36 <turd> sux
55:01 <SexySlobbs> I can be a clown
55:06 <SexySlobbs> if you let me juggle your balls
55:21 <SexySlobbs> while I suck on your cock
55:31 <SexySlobbs> and finger blast your asshole
55:41 <turd> roxi does it 4 me soo much but k.t lieks me m0re n roxi n i , have a wierd relationship -,-
55:51 <SexySlobbs> maybe you need a good fisting
56:12 <turd> that wat ur uncle said
56:14 <SexySlobbs> if say fisting is what's needed at this stage
56:15 <turd> LOLOLOL
56:26 <SexySlobbs> no
56:31 <SexySlobbs> get ready
56:36 <SexySlobbs> I'm going in deep
56:36 <SexySlobbs> one
56:41 <SexySlobbs> two
56:42 <SexySlobbs> three
56:43 <turd> i have done it 2 1 gurl in the pasr b 4
56:48 <turd> past
56:48 <SexySlobbs> ohhhhhhhhhhh
56:59 <SexySlobbs> do you like that?
57:19 <SexySlobbs> oh I hear you
57:24 <SexySlobbs> oh yeah
57:24 <turd> only by request :')
57:24 <SexySlobbs> louder
57:26 <turd> :'(
57:47 <SexySlobbs> i can feel your asshole pulsating
57:53 <turd> but umz i go sleepz
58:04 <SexySlobbs> wait
58:09 <SexySlobbs> I'm just about done
58:15 <turd> get stephen to send u a pic of his butt
58:16 <SexySlobbs> so are you
58:19 <turd> lololol
58:24 <steven> !joke
58:24 <Herb_Dean> [65660] Q. How did the tugboat get AIDS?
58:24 <SexySlobbs> i want your butt
58:27 <Herb_Dean> [65660] A. It was rear-ended by a ferry.
58:31 <turd> nope
58:39 <turd> steven has pics of his butt on skype
58:42 <turd> i can show u
58:47 <SexySlobbs> oh turd
58:57 <SexySlobbs> your gushing
59:02 <SexySlobbs> stop pushing
59:05 <turd> he showed me
59:15 <SexySlobbs> did you like it?
59:25 <SexySlobbs> nice and perky?
59:33 <turd> asked me what i think, i never opened the images, but i know the names of the files if you're interested.
59:44 <SexySlobbs> sure
59:49 <turd> :)??
00:00 <SexySlobbs> you have them saved under wank material
00:05 <SexySlobbs> won't be hard to find
00:22 <turd> he just pmd me said u can add him on skype hang on ill get his skype I.D
00:39 <SexySlobbs> give me yours
00:49 <turd> just ask him for the butt pics
01:26 <SexySlobbs> I want your skype
01:35 <SexySlobbs> or mobile number
01:46 <SexySlobbs> we can have sexy chat
01:46 <turd> hmmm
01:57 <SexySlobbs> topless
02:07 <turd> thinking of any enemies numbers i can give u
02:11 <turd> thatd be a laugh
02:15 <turd> aaaaaaahahhahahaha
02:16 <SexySlobbs> not really
02:26 <SexySlobbs> I've got nice perky man boobs
02:35 <turd> it is hobbit
02:36 <SexySlobbs> all for you
02:56 <SexySlobbs> who is hobbit?
03:00 <turd> u
03:01 <SexySlobbs> you're a hobbit
03:16 <SexySlobbs> no never
03:40 <turd> david the hobbit hobbz
04:52 <SexySlobbs> Joel the pedo thompson
04:58 <turd> i gona go bed wif lumiez the shart and chamelia
05:20 <turd> what do you think of this hobbit.?
05:32 <SexySlobbs> Nothing
05:42 <SexySlobbs> you're going to bed alone
05:56 <turd> ye
05:57 <SexySlobbs> unlike me
06:02 <turd> but theyre done 4 it
06:04 <turd> aaaaaaaaaaaaaLOLOLOOLOL
06:09 <turd> down*
06:15 <SexySlobbs> no no their not
06:17 <turd> ye
06:33 <SexySlobbs> who would bang you
06:34 <SexySlobbs> ??
06:42 <RingStinger> only skirmie wants to go to bed next to a pig
06:43 <turd> shart wants a hammerin shes always got a wet one
07:09 <SexySlobbs> yes and Steven in that
07:17 <turd> nar
07:28 <SexySlobbs> yeah
07:28 <turd> we can borro emily
07:32 <turd> throw her in
07:33 <turd> :>
07:44 <SexySlobbs> dipping it in as we speak
07:59 <turd> wot u mean
08:11 <RingStinger> im gonna kill u while u sleep turd
08:12 <SexySlobbs> steven and sharni
08:19 <RingStinger> gonna hug n kiss u
08:24 <SexySlobbs> can I watch?
08:33 <RingStinger> put the tip of my dick in ur bum
08:38 <SexySlobbs> I'd like to finger his asshole first
08:40 <RingStinger> its not gay if its just the tip
08:52 <RingStinger> turd is freakin out
08:58 <RingStinger> "MUUUUUUUUUUMMMMM THIS GUY!"
09:04 <SexySlobbs> turd
09:14 <SexySlobbs> are you angry steven is fucking sharni?
09:15 <turd> ????\
09:22 <turd> l0l0l0l0lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
09:34 <RingStinger> n he is fucking amelia
09:39 <turd> that jellyfish wishes
09:40 <SexySlobbs> i take that as a yes
10:00 <SexySlobbs> i don't think si
10:05 <turd> ye
10:05 <SexySlobbs> it's happening
10:10 <SexySlobbs> dont be a downer
10:17 <turd> sharni will be mine within a week
10:32 <turd> mebbe 2
10:33 <SexySlobbs> haha sure
10:48 <turd> :)?
10:48 <SexySlobbs> she is Stevens now
11:02 <turd> narz
11:03 <SexySlobbs> property of stephen
11:08 <turd> narz
11:19 <SexySlobbs> jealous?
11:25 <turd> all zee h0ez bel0ng 2 me
11:36 <SexySlobbs> no
12:01 <SexySlobbs> they all belong to steven
12:24 <turd> yeah the hoes in his garden shed for his lawn management
12:26 <turd> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
12:32 <SexySlobbs> how does that make you feel
12:52 <SexySlobbs> ??
12:52 <turd> ?¿
13:43 <SexySlobbs> turd you like sharni ?
13:52 <turd> lion taming
13:54 <turd> :}
14:17 <turd> i doo
14:38 <SexySlobbs> what do you like about her?
14:55 <turd> y
15:09 <SexySlobbs> I want to know
15:32 <SexySlobbs> I like her too
16:02 <turd> her weight and prob her small figure,,, i could make mince meat out of her like a wild animal
16:59 <SexySlobbs> her weight?
17:09 <SexySlobbs> that's not nice
17:22 <turd> yea she would be half my weight maybe give or take 5 kg,,
17:58 <SexySlobbs> oh i see
18:03 <SexySlobbs> what is your weight?
18:09 <turd> 88kg
18:35 <SexySlobbs> height
18:40 <SexySlobbs> 5"1
18:40 <SexySlobbs> ?
18:43 <turd> yeee
18:48 <turd> ^5
18:59 <SexySlobbs> what
19:14 <turd> hawt
19:37 <SexySlobbs> not really
19:52 <SexySlobbs> pretty fugly
20:37 <turd> talk down 2 her n tell her wat she is whilst i do my thing. i think she would be in pudz imhoes. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA
21:03 <SexySlobbs> no
21:44 <SexySlobbs> time to go
21:52 <turd> hobbit is heartbroken smelia has ditched him
21:58 <SexySlobbs> catch ya cunt
22:03 <turd> LOLOLOLOL
22:08 <turd> go cry
22:09 <xm> HI GUYS
22:10 <turd> heheehheeeh
22:15 <SexySlobbs> I've been to her house
22:20 <SexySlobbs> ine more than one occasion
22:25 <SexySlobbs> hi xm
22:33 <turd> did u bumjack her
22:38 <SexySlobbs> turd is in love with sharni
22:40 <turd> ?????\\
22:44 <xm> is he now?
22:46 <turd> nup
22:48 <xm> is this true turd ?
22:52 <turd> nup
22:53 <SexySlobbs> liar
22:58 <SexySlobbs> just scroll
23:00 <turd> i luv Lumeah3
23:11 <SexySlobbs> liar
23:17 <turd> ????????|
23:48 <SexySlobbs> junkie
24:25 Quit: SexySlobbs ([email protected]) Connection closed
24:38 <turd> angry man
26:21 <turd> all ur h0ez r belong 2 me
26:40 <turd> thats how it is and thats how it goes
26:47 <turd> ://
26:50 Quit: turd ([email protected]) Quit: ( www.nnscript.com :: NoNameScript 4.22 :: www.esnation.com )
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01:16 <RingStinger> lollll
23:25 Quit: Glenn ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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38:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
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43:45 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Glenn
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33:58 <+BlackDevil> how many times does joel have std's
39:41 <Glenn> He's the classic "Typhoid Mary" carrier... :P
52:54 Join: turd ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
53:00 <turd> st
53:18 <turd> steven the dork hawk is hiding
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46:36 * turd slaps Lumeah3 around a bit with a large trout
47:49 * Ripstaa slaps Lumeah3 around a bit with a large trout
48:38 <Lumeah3> Hi babe
48:50 <turd> ellooooooooooo
48:53 <turd> missessssss uuuu
49:43 <Ripstaa> =')
50:29 * turd whips Lumeah3 with a mouse cord
06:00 <Lumeah3> Hugs.
32:15 Quit: Tim-Sim ([email protected]) Client exited
38:04 <turd> yes
38:24 <turd> lots of hugs kisses n snuggles
38:25 <turd> :))
38:50 <turd> ()_()
38:50 <turd> (o.O)
38:50 <turd> (''')(''')
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48:54 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o ynnoB
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50:46 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa steven steven
50:53 <steven> i been here all night
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07:13 <turd> Lmaoooooooo
07:16 <turd> sif
07:26 <turd> u been in hiding, melting down
07:27 <turd> aaaaahahahahah
08:56 <turd> roz labeled me a "one of vaughns junkie mates"
09:09 <turd> lolz they fighting
09:13 <turd> eeeeheeheehehe
09:28 <turd> dsp suspended
09:39 <turd> cus steven here narked me into them
11:01 <RingStinger> close all applications and restart the ps4
11:27 <RingStinger> ChilliTurdRingStinger
13:12 <turd> lolzzz
13:33 <turd> smear some ghost chilli extract onto your testicles n anushole
15:39 <RingStinger> should get some vodka
15:47 <RingStinger> nice day for it
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33:08 <steven> haha
33:28 <steven> turd is one of vaughns junkie mates
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39:37 <SexySlobbs> turd
40:07 Quit: SexySlobbs ([email protected]) Connection closed
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59:39 <turd> i went ta centaskink today
00:27 <turd> the nice lady setup next fortnights money to go in, and a further 14 days to get my documentation together
00:51 <turd> if i dont get the documents no money after next fortnite
00:52 <turd> keke
19:04 <steben> good
26:36 <turd> steben
26:42 <turd> where is sharni
28:17 <turd> u rkn she wud let me sniff her cute lil panties
28:20 <turd> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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52:47 <turd> steben
52:48 <turd> steben
52:49 <turd> steben
52:54 <turd> u rkn she wud let me sniff her cute lil panties
52:56 <turd> u rkn she wud let me sniff her cute lil panties
54:43 Nick: Glenn is now known as GIenn
55:15 Nick: GIenn is now known as Glenn
57:53 <turd> stevie u dun understand that shart is mine?
57:58 <turd> LOLLOLOLOL
58:15 <turd> the lil mole
58:17 <turd> aaaaahahhaha
06:19 <steben> looooooooool
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09:48 <turd> StEviE ThE d0Rk H0RkZ
09:50 <turd> lololol
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30:20 <turd> stephen did i sniff emilys poo lastnight
30:24 <turd> eeekekekeke
30:43 <turd> u
30:45 <turd> lololllll
31:00 <turd> did ya give her a poo sniff m8
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35:18 <turd> LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
35:40 <turd> StEvEn ThE PoRkY DoRk HoRkZ
35:45 <turd> lmaoooo
38:17 <steben> loooolz
38:24 <steben> shut ur pie
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43:24 <turd> stecen
43:43 <turd> i heard you wanna lend me some money, I can collect it now if u'd like.
49:49 <steben> come around
50:07 <steben> one dirty king hit per $10
52:32 <turd> u fukn pedofile
52:39 <turd> lmaoo
53:02 <turd> bet u been peddin emily since she was 13
53:21 <turd> registered pedofile
53:33 <steben> are you the guy who was posting pictures of little girls in here?
54:59 <turd> no?
56:03 <turd> u angry ?
57:23 <turd> LOLZZZZ
58:20 <steben> im eating warheads
58:41 <turd> lolzzzz
58:48 <turd> sour penis
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13:09 <steben> sharnai
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17:31 <Dumby> hi shit heads
17:35 <steben> hi
17:47 <steben> kicking any door frames today
17:53 <Dumby> if woman of my dreams don't come see me
18:07 <steben> world ends?
18:07 <Dumby> i will be kicking the bucket
18:32 <Dumby> and I will write austnet on wall in my blood
19:42 <Dumby> I need hugs not faggot slut pushers
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21:01 <Dumby> I have no view on life other than its shit
21:26 <Dumby> why the fuck do I want to be swimming in a sea of shit
22:01 <Dumby> if I die the lies end
23:56 <steben> who wants an icecream
24:02 <Dumby> to save ppl I will take that chance
24:27 <Dumby> bitch here now
24:32 <Dumby> or I die
25:52 <Dumby> I don't do
25:57 <Dumby> and haven't done
26:07 <Dumby> anything since
26:22 <Dumby> i was called katut
27:02 <Dumby> I love a lesbian trianglr
27:27 <Dumby> and u think my heads not going be done in
27:42 <Dumby> I'm the 4th member
28:02 <Dumby> last 3 chicks I kissed were lesos
28:10 <steben> dont you have a penis
28:26 <Dumby> they want my kids
28:36 <Dumby> yes I have penis
28:41 <steben> give them your kids
29:57 <Dumby> even Tatu the band offered me leso triangle
30:13 <Dumby> but lbn
30:17 <Dumby> is hotter
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34:25 <Dumby> but Suzi
34:35 <Dumby> is so so so
34:35 <Dumby> um
34:40 <Dumby> haha
34:45 <Dumby> hmmm
34:45 <Dumby> hehehe
34:56 <Sharni> Lol
35:51 <Dumby> Suzis eyes
36:06 <Dumby> are forever in front of me
36:12 <Sharni> Describe them
36:17 <Dumby> I can picture
36:27 <Sharni> Yes show us a picture
36:32 <Dumby> lol
36:42 <Dumby> glance by chance
36:56 <Sharni> Do you have a boner
37:00 <Sharni> I bet you
37:04 <Sharni> You creep !
37:04 <Dumby> i don't know the answer but she is the maths
37:19 <Dumby> no no boner
37:39 <Dumby> I get scared I don't honk of sex
37:46 <Sharni> Lol
37:52 <Dumby> think not honk
38:04 <Sharni> What is sex anyways ?
38:12 <Sharni> Haven't had sex in yonks
38:17 <Dumby> if with suzi
38:32 <Dumby> it's my dream
38:51 <Sharni> Dreams don't come true
39:03 <Dumby> I know
39:12 <Sharni> Suzi don't like you
39:23 <Dumby> but do u want a friend to help u Sharni
39:28 <Dumby> not with sex
39:35 <Sharni> With what
40:11 <Dumby> what's ever doesn't cost heaps
40:16 <Dumby> or help
40:26 <Dumby> u know what help is
40:37 <Sharni> Nope
40:51 <steben> he will sniff ur knickers for free
40:56 <steben> kunny has a surcharge
41:10 <Sharni> Nah thanks
41:46 <Dumby> I'm looking for woman that's always right
41:48 <steben> just got a carton of ciggies
42:09 <steben> u on poke sharni
42:20 <Dumby> won't find it on austismnet
42:20 <Sharni> Nice
42:23 <Sharni> Nah
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42:54 <Sharni> Lol
43:59 <steben> get on dawg
44:04 <steben> we will bash some gyms get some xp
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48:40 <Sharni> Ok find a gym further from the city so it doesn't get taken down fast than send me a screen shot of where it is
48:50 <Sharni> Just got to do a few things
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53:41 <Skirmish> YAY no power to SA = no slinky_j!!
54:23 <steben> u find one
54:26 <steben> and screen shot the map
54:28 <steben> and ill be there
54:33 <Sharni> Cunt
54:45 <Skirmish> wot
54:46 <Lumeah> No sads
54:47 <steben> im fucking with some kids near oprah house
54:56 <Lumeah> Bullshit
55:14 <Skirmish> Pedo
55:22 <steben> u gay
55:40 <steben> as in ruining there pokemon day
55:47 <Skirmish> Russian chick selling her virginity online. Bids @ $230,000
56:24 <Skirmish> You should sell your virginity Lumeah. See how much you can get.
56:28 <steben> everyone should chip in for tisk
57:20 <Lumeah> Lol
57:24 <Skirmish> Tisk can just wait for Jens self loathing to get her to visit him again.
57:28 <Lumeah> U idiot
58:58 <Skirmish> Slinky_J would be losing his shit with no power. No irc, no movies on his leased tv.
59:30 <Skirmish> He'd be doing cave paintings on the walls of his place with his own poop.
00:41 <Sharni> I'll auction myself off. Anyone want to place the first bid?
01:01 <Skirmish> Sharni: $100
01:45 <Sharni> Tight ass
01:59 <Skirmish> $100 to stop anyone else touching you. I'm married so I wouldn't be partaking in any physical interaction. We can chat.
02:26 <Sharni> I wouldn't sleep with anyone with money anyways haha
02:36 <Skirmish> I know that.
02:49 <Skirmish> Have to do work related stuff. Be back later.
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29:19 <Sharni> steben ya mutt
30:01 <GoldSpade> President_Trump chucked a sad last night because I wouldnt help him with cracks and hacks for his windows on top app. He said I was useless. So I told him to get fucked and go to hell!
31:43 <Sharni> Lol
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46:11 <Skirmish> Has the bidding gone above $100 in my absence Sharni?
52:01 <Sharni> No one has been talking
56:47 <Skirmish> I need more data on my phone plan. Might upgrade tomorrow and get an iPhone 7
57:12 <Sharni> Noice
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01:01 <Skirmish> Telstra is stupidly expensive. Might be time to change to another provider again.
01:38 <GoldSpade> telstra are dumb
01:58 <Sharni> Optus second best
02:12 <Skirmish> They rule supreme when it comes to coverage around Newcastle.
02:17 <Sharni> When I was up your way Skirmish I got good coverage on Optus
02:35 <Sharni> I get 2 bars 4g up there I got 5 bars 4 g
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03:01 <Skirmish> Yeah up the bay Optus have improved heaps. My wife works up that way and she goes through Optus now.
03:46 <Skirmish> Her plan gives her unlimited Netflix streaming that doesn't count towards her 15GB data amount. She loves that.
04:34 <Sharni> Yea
04:38 <steben> hmm
04:53 <SexySlobbs> how was the date?
05:08 <SexySlobbs> turd wasn't happy
05:09 <steben> ?
05:15 <SexySlobbs> he is in love with sharni
05:36 <Skirmish> Are the iPhone 7 dimensions the same as the iPhone 6?
05:42 <SexySlobbs> sharni do you feel the same
05:51 <Skirmish> I like my phone case and don't want to have to buy a new one.
06:22 <SexySlobbs> tightass
06:44 <steben> <turd> steben
06:44 <steben> <turd> where is sharni
06:44 <steben> <turd> u rkn she wud let me sniff her cute lil panties
06:53 <Skirmish> It's difficult to find good phone cases these days.
06:57 <steben> <turd> stevie u dun understand that shart is mine?
06:57 <steben> <turd> LOLLOLOLOL
06:57 <steben> <turd> the lil mole
07:26 <Skirmish> Is that Joel?
07:36 <Lumeah3> Yes
07:36 <steben> yea
07:43 <Lumeah3> Apparently. Lol
07:51 <Skirmish> LOL @ the idea that Joel can get any girls.
07:56 <Glenn> turd = Joel.... and he's been crapping on all day.
07:56 <Lumeah3> Exposure sucks
07:56 <SexySlobbs> he also likes Lumeah3
08:02 <Skirmish> Poor deluded soul.
08:17 <Glenn> One sick puppy.
08:17 <SexySlobbs> said he would haveyouin bed within a week
08:27 <Lumeah3> Everyones yours jole
08:40 <Lumeah3> Hahahaha
08:41 <SexySlobbs> he has a little willy
08:53 <Skirmish> Joel has PTSD from when Lee visited and he couldn't get an erection.
10:05 <SexySlobbs> wouldn't know what to do with it either way
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10:46 <Skirmish> Poor Lee. Travelled all that way to find out first person that the junkie couldn't get a boner.
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11:06 <Skirmish> Welcome back GoldSpade
11:32 <Skirmish> Sucks that Telstra don't have a plan with more than 3GB of data and less than 10GB.
11:48 <SexySlobbs> they di
11:53 <SexySlobbs> do
12:10 <Skirmish> Not anymore they don't. Their medium plan is 3GB and their large is 10GB.
12:23 <Skirmish> Unless I am not looking in the right place.
12:29 <SexySlobbs> I have 5.5
12:37 <Sharni> Lol
12:47 <Skirmish> Must be a grandfathered plan.
12:52 <SexySlobbs> yes
13:02 <SexySlobbs> that I an
13:02 <SexySlobbs> mm
13:04 <Sharni> I hate plans
13:10 <SexySlobbs> I'm here for Sharni
13:20 <SexySlobbs> like em young
13:21 <Sharni> I canceled mine now I'm paying off 1500 bill
13:28 <Sharni> Fuck off ya mutt
13:38 <Skirmish> How did you get a $1500 bill!!
13:45 <SexySlobbs> idiot
13:45 <Sharni> It's mainly the phone lol
13:51 <SexySlobbs> that's why
13:52 <Sharni> iPhone 6+
13:58 <SexySlobbs> my idiot
14:13 <SexySlobbs> babe
14:17 <Skirmish> Yeah it's getting a bit rich. The iPhone 7 is $30 per month handset repayment.
14:27 <SexySlobbs> steben can fuck off
15:01 <Sharni> I had to make my plan like $110 a month because I was using 10gb+ data a month and I kept going over so 1gb is $10 extra
15:37 <Skirmish> Yeah that is why I am going to upgrade. I am breaking 2.5GB and it's costing me as much as if I had a 10GB plan.
15:44 <SexySlobbs> pornos?
15:46 <Sharni> Yea
15:56 <SexySlobbs> sexy
16:03 <Sharni> Too much porn
16:07 <Sharni> I like the lesbian porn
16:17 <SexySlobbs> hmmm
16:22 <SexySlobbs> I'll watch with you
16:23 <Skirmish> $114 per month and 10GB should be fine. I would prefer a better plan but they aren't offering anything else and I still have 11 months on the plan. Not sure I want to pay it out.
16:50 <Sharni> Yea
16:59 <Skirmish> I would watch Sharni do some lesbian porn.
17:16 <Skirmish> Her and Amelia.
17:19 <SexySlobbs> me too
17:22 <Skirmish> Boom chicks wow wow
17:34 <SexySlobbs> mmm yes
17:35 <Skirmish> Chicka* Fucking auto correct.
17:38 Nick: Lumeah3 is now known as Lumeah
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17:51 <Sharni> Me and Jen
18:07 <Skirmish> I have zero interest in watching Jen.
18:12 <Skirmish> You ruined it.
18:18 <Sharni> Ha ha ha
18:22 <steben> ke ke ke
18:23 <SexySlobbs> fucken pig
18:49 <SexySlobbs> Sharni and steben
18:51 <Sharni> None interested
19:00 <Sharni> Aww yeha
19:11 <steben> sharni send me a screenshot of the radar
19:13 <steben> where u are
19:16 <steben> dumbass
19:18 <Sharni> Pokemon style porno
19:26 <Sharni> I did
19:30 <steben> hahah
19:33 <steben> not of the gym
19:36 <steben> of the actual map
19:40 <steben> so i know where to go
19:42 <SexySlobbs> you will be in her bed soon enough
19:45 * Skirmish imagines doing Sharni and yelling at climax PIKA-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
19:57 <Sharni> Check both links ya Dick
20:08 <Sharni> Fucking noblet
20:20 <Skirmish> Nooblet
20:32 <SexySlobbs> slut
20:41 <Sharni> Druggo
20:43 <steben> ur lucky fuckwit
20:53 <Sharni> Say sorry
20:55 <steben> be there in 5
21:03 <Sharni> Better be ya mutt
21:16 <Sharni> Sick of ya shit mate
21:23 <SexySlobbs> lovers and friends
21:29 <steben> meet at the executor
21:32 <steben> its in the park near it
21:45 <Sharni> No
21:48 <steben> ok
21:53 <steben> give me 6 then
21:58 <steben> cuz im going to catch it
22:03 <steben> its iv 100%
22:04 <Sharni> Normally you only take 1
22:35 <SexySlobbs> turd
24:36 <SexySlobbs> Sharni Stevens going to give you a krabby
24:43 <Sharni> Sweet
24:49 <SexySlobbs> Krabinohe has a few to sharr
25:05 <Sharni> Aww yea
27:10 <steben> lets destroy it
27:12 <steben> u ready
27:33 <Sharni> Ready dog
28:19 <SexySlobbs> destroy that pussy
30:09 <SexySlobbs> can turd watch ?
32:30 <SexySlobbs> crackhead
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35:21 <+thestig> lol no slinkyj
35:44 <Skirmish> It is predicted that he is smearing his own shit on the walls
35:56 <Skirmish> No outlet for his drug induced psychosis.
36:02 <+thestig> lolll
36:14 <steben> haha
36:19 <+thestig> cant believe the whole of south australia has no power
36:24 <steben> good news
36:29 <Sharni> Show off
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37:02 <GoldSpade> that means no internet...how will nerds cope
37:21 <missing^sock> hey GoldSpade
37:31 <Sharni> Explains why slinky isn't on
37:37 <GoldSpade> heheh
37:40 <Sharni> Doesn't even own a mobile
37:57 <steben> sharni go to the red gym
37:59 <GoldSpade> hi socky
38:00 <Skirmish> How do you charge it when it goes flat Sharni?
38:01 <steben> infront of the other one
38:13 <steben> its a level 10
38:25 <Sharni> Ok
38:30 <GoldSpade> lummie isnt well today
38:31 <Sharni> Maccas
38:37 <Sharni> Maccas have generators
39:24 <Skirmish> I think a lot of people are being very careful with running generators because there's no power to pump petrol to refill their tanks.
39:36 <Sharni> Yeah
39:39 <GoldSpade> yeah
39:59 <missing^sock> syphon from your car
40:10 <Skirmish> Silly state getting all their power from other states.
40:16 Nick: steben is now known as steven
41:16 <GoldSpade> powerlines must be like spagetti of there
41:22 <GoldSpade> over
41:43 <Skirmish> Sharni: Also, with no electricity it's only a matter of time before the battery backups on the mobile towers go down and there is no mobile coverage. We had it here in Newcastle last year when the power dropped to areas for over a week.
45:27 <+thestig> oh wow didnt know that
46:30 <Skirmish> Yeah it's amazing what you discover when the power goes out for a period of time. Within 24 hours last year in April we lost all mobile phone coverage. Had to drive 2 suburbs over to get a signal because that suburb still had power.
46:49 <Skirmish> Once the power came back up. Bam so did the signal.
52:00 <Sharni> Lol
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57:46 <+Arbition> God damn power outage
58:19 <+Arbition> Some parts of adelaide have power back but not everywhere
58:19 <+Arbition> Laptop and a candle, a bit of an odd combination
58:49 <+thestig> skirmish what about land lines
00:10 <Sharni> Lol
02:09 <steven> stig u got a new account yet
02:20 <+thestig> oh pokemon?
02:24 <steven> ye
03:57 <missing^sock> hi steven hows things bloke?
05:01 <steven> great
05:12 <steven> wheres pong?
06:07 <missing^sock> have not seen the fellow in a while
06:41 <missing^sock> isnt he one of your chums?
07:31 <steven> na bruh
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18:50 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa amelia amelia
20:18 <GoldSpade> ame
20:38 <amelia> aloha
20:50 <GoldSpade> how are you ame
21:04 <amelia> am fine thanks, how you
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24:09 <+thestig> i hope slinky drowned lol
24:17 <GoldSpade> good thanks ame
24:27 <SexySlobbs> thestig bro
24:37 <amelia> dats good
24:52 <SexySlobbs> what's going on?
25:10 <GoldSpade> lummie isnt well
25:27 <SexySlobbs> is she hot ?
25:34 <GoldSpade> I dont know
25:40 <GoldSpade> ive never seen her pic
26:01 <SexySlobbs> damn
26:33 <GoldSpade> someone probably has it
26:54 <+thestig> not much slobbs hows u
27:34 <SexySlobbs> same bro
29:04 <SexySlobbs> Sharni baby
29:33 <Sharni> Shush
29:45 <SexySlobbs> how's your vagina
29:51 <Sharni> Great
30:06 <SexySlobbs> mmm nice
30:14 <Sharni> Running red river
30:35 <SexySlobbs> it's ok, still got the dirt track ;)
30:46 <Skirmish> thestig: Providing the exchange has power I think the landlines will continue to operate.
30:54 <Sharni> Eh
31:39 <SexySlobbs> up the bum no babies
33:16 <Skirmish> amelia: It's been decided that you and Sharni are going to perform some lesbian porn ok?
33:33 <Sharni> I'm too fat for Amelia :(
34:01 <Skirmish> Phat*
34:08 <amelia> do you think i would let other people make decisions on my behalf?
34:27 <Skirmish> If they were so clearly thought out and good for you like this one is, yes.
34:44 <amelia> oh sorry you are right
34:55 <SexySlobbs> hmmm
35:05 <SexySlobbs> I'm down
35:10 <amelia> this is definitely advantageous to me
35:24 <SexySlobbs> I'll be the camera man
35:41 <amelia> you won't be shit
35:57 <SexySlobbs> yes
36:15 <Sharni> Lol
36:17 <Skirmish> Think of the money amelia. Guys like slinky_J and Jerome will give their left nut to get their hands on the footage.
36:28 <Sharni> You can clean the room up after SexySlobbs
36:34 <SexySlobbs> yes
36:43 <Skirmish> They would so furiously beat off over it there is a real risk they could tear their tiny wieners right off.
36:43 <SexySlobbs> I'll lick your pussy clean
37:05 <amelia> Skirmish that is even more reason not to do it
37:27 * Skirmish does puppy dog eyes
37:28 <Skirmish> For me?
37:49 * amelia kicks your head off
37:54 <SexySlobbs> do it for me
38:24 <SexySlobbs> personal use
39:34 <Skirmish> Lol\
39:39 <Skirmish> Be back later
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40:57 <Sharni> Yuck
42:03 <SexySlobbs> suck me slut
42:16 <Sharni> I'll chop your pin dick off ya mutt
42:34 <Sharni> feed it to my neighbours dogs
42:45 <SexySlobbs> baby you won't be able to handle my cock
43:02 <Sharni> I wouldn't even dare to try
43:06 <+thestig> jen couldnt handle it
43:16 <+thestig> it was too limp
43:20 <Sharni> Hahahahahahahaha
43:26 <SexySlobbs> split you open
44:10 <Sharni> thestig, SexySlobbs wants to split you open.
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48:08 <Sharni> Lol
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53:49 <President_Trump> <GoldSpade> President_Trump is one asshole alright
53:49 <President_Trump> <President_Trump> GoldSpade have u found that serial number for me yet?
53:49 <President_Trump> <GoldSpade> yeah ive got it to stamp on your ugly head. fuckwit
53:49 <President_Trump> <GoldSpade> he's too dumb to find his own cracks
53:49 <President_Trump> <GoldSpade> what a dumbass
53:49 <President_Trump> <President_Trump> version 3.8 thanks GoldSpade
53:49 <President_Trump> <GoldSpade> hmm maybe so...but this guy President_Trump is a leech...he exploits others for stuff he cant do himself.
53:56 <GoldSpade> oh here we go
54:00 <GoldSpade> another sad President_Trump?
54:03 <GoldSpade> heh
54:04 <GoldSpade> idiot
54:27 <steven> goldpedo strikes again
54:40 <steven> you dont mess with trump he is a nerdhacks veteran
54:41 <GoldSpade> first you chuck a sad because slinky said something to you
54:44 <GoldSpade> now you do this
54:48 <GoldSpade> all for me
54:49 <GoldSpade> hehehe
54:55 <GoldSpade> I feel honored
54:57 <Sharni> Lolol
55:14 <GoldSpade> you came back just for me President_Trump
55:16 <GoldSpade> all for me
55:22 <GoldSpade> wow I feel elated
55:38 <GoldSpade> hehe
55:41 <steven> trump is only here because he knows slinkys power is out
55:52 <Sharni> Lolololol
55:55 <GoldSpade> heheee
56:10 <Sharni> I'm not allowed to talk to trump
56:22 <Sharni> 10:24 PM <President_Trump> don't speak to me ever again
56:27 <GoldSpade> hehehehe
56:34 <GoldSpade> another sad!
56:39 <Sharni> Such a shame
56:45 <GoldSpade> that's 3 sads youve chucked now President_Trump`
56:55 <GoldSpade> whiny bitch
57:12 <Sharni> Pms
57:17 <GoldSpade> hehe overload
57:36 <GoldSpade> its too embassased to type
57:40 <GoldSpade> hes
57:54 <GoldSpade> should say its...dont want to upset him more
57:54 Part: President_Trump ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
57:59 <GoldSpade> bye
58:07 <GoldSpade> he
58:10 <GoldSpade> heee
59:57 <Lumeah> Hahahaha
00:04 <Lumeah> Sook
00:11 <Sharni> Lolololol
00:24 <Sharni> GoldSpade your such a bully
00:32 <Sharni> This time it's your fault
01:01 <steven> any gyms
01:02 <steven> slart
01:06 <GoldSpade> heh
01:09 <Sharni> I took 2
01:18 <Sharni> Don't know if it's still up
05:52 <steven> stop being a homo
06:19 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o steven
06:21 Mode: (by steven) +V
06:54 <Glenn> What are you trying to do GoldSpade... lower the tone of the channel by inviting President_Trump here?
07:12 <GoldSpade> heh
07:29 <GoldSpade> its low enough isnt it
07:30 <GoldSpade> heh
07:48 <GoldSpade> cant get much lower than low
08:09 <GoldSpade> hes too scared to come anyway
09:02 <GoldSpade> hes sulking
21:32 <amelia> such a sensitive soul young trumpet is
22:48 <Sharni> Lol
23:04 <Sharni> He never was all that sensitive
24:42 <amelia> haha he jus doin it for a laff
24:52 <steven> u avn a laff
24:55 <GoldSpade> well the poltics channel has given him something worthwhile to focus on
24:59 <steven> my tongue is so fucked
25:03 <steven> to many warheads
25:43 <amelia> sherbies mmmm
35:12 <Sharni> Lol
37:38 <Sharni> I think I likey you
38:12 <Sharni> Go slower go faster controooolllaaaa
40:35 <xm> im getting the #nerdhacks bag. plenty of psychiatric medication, bretty's favourite lolly selection, and kunny's fake knife through the head cap
41:07 <xm> it's a winner this year at the royal show!!!
41:53 <xm> warheads are lovely but yes they kill your tongue
42:40 <Sharni> A sharni Condom as well
42:59 <amelia> plastic bag to kick courtesy of chris
43:13 <steven> he was in before
43:18 <xm> how about a little piece of wood from chris' broken door frame
43:21 <steven> going mental
43:22 <amelia> a mould of stevens mononut
43:23 <xm> like a piece of the crucifix
43:36 <xm> get a religious piece of austnet
43:49 <amelia> blue panties for Arbition
43:49 <xm> chris needs to focus on music or soemthing
44:02 <amelia> frizzy wig for
44:03 <amelia> ...
44:07 <steven> <Dumby> if woman of my dreams don't come see me
44:07 <steven> <steben> world ends?
44:07 <steven> <Dumby> i will be kicking the bucket
44:07 <steven> <Dumby> and I will write austnet on wall in my blood
44:09 <steven> <Dumby> if I die the lies end
44:09 <steven> <steben> who wants an icecream
44:19 <Sharni> I f
44:20 <amelia> theres sumfin for everyone in the #nerdhacksshowbag
44:21 <Sharni> Do
44:23 <xm> i didnt expect chris to go that crazy
44:39 <xm> he hasnt spoken with that morbid sort of tone before
44:50 <xm> lol 'who wants an icecream'
45:29 <xm> chris will go on a chair to try to neck himself, kick the chair off, but he's so tall he ends flat foot on teh carpet
45:31 <steven> that was to take the edge off
45:59 <xm> he wont ever kill himself of course
46:09 <steven> nek minute
46:21 <xm> im just waiting for a #nerdhacks m8
47:11 <Sharni> Nah man nah
47:53 <xm> yeah nah
48:02 <xm> shar nah nah sharni
48:19 <Sharni> Nah yea
48:21 <Sharni> Yea nah
48:24 <steven> dragonite > blastoise
48:27 <Sharni> Nah nah yea nah
49:27 <xm> `topic who wants an icecream?
50:12 <Sharni> MEEE
50:31 <Sharni> I scream you scream we all scream for ice cum
50:34 <Sharni> Cream*
50:39 <amelia> ahahahahahah
50:44 <Sharni> :P
50:52 <xm> im sorry that might be the mr whippy van music outside but you cant run outside as it's past your kurfew kid
51:00 <Sharni> :(
51:18 <Sharni> Fuck you mum I'm 12 now I can do what I want
51:49 <xm> dont call me mum. not until after the op
52:25 <Sharni> Sorry cuntlet
52:32 <xm> pikelets
52:41 <Sharni> Asslets
52:45 <xm> being 12 you're old enough to use the stove
52:50 <xm> now cook
52:59 <Sharni> Mum said not to smoke meth
53:09 <GoldSpade> you dont need meth
53:10 <Sharni> But fuck it I'm 12
53:11 <GoldSpade> use flakka
53:24 <Sharni> Canyon buy me some
53:28 <Sharni> Can you
54:14 <xm> look what i just bought for myself guys
54:15 <xm> http://www.nektartech.com/panorama-p4-p6.html
54:53 <xm> shoudl arrive next week!!!
54:56 <xm> how can i wait????
55:30 <xm> who wants a panorama p6?
56:04 Join: SexySlobbs ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
56:26 <xm> SexySlobbs: would you like some icecream?
56:33 <SexySlobbs> I've got the topping to go with it
56:41 <xm> that's steven's code for drugs
56:42 <SexySlobbs> salted
57:07 <xm> steven in the city: pzzzt. kid! want some 'icecream' ?
57:19 <SexySlobbs> my cocks the drug
57:24 <SexySlobbs> who wants a toke?
57:49 <SexySlobbs> amelia, Sharni ?
57:59 <SexySlobbs> Lumeah
58:09 <SexySlobbs> bonny
58:11 <amelia> i choke on small things
58:16 <xm> hey im a girl too
58:16 <SexySlobbs> bitch ain't here bet she would love a toke
58:23 <xm> i dont want to miss out
58:25 <xm> :/
58:35 <SexySlobbs> xm all yours
58:36 <xm> i can fit you in between my piano lessons
58:47 <SexySlobbs> sure
59:00 <Sharni> Lol
59:21 <SexySlobbs> I'd rather sharni
59:28 <Sharni> No
59:34 <Sharni> I'm taken
59:35 <SexySlobbs> I'd bang her for days
59:38 <Sharni> No
59:43 <Sharni> Just no
59:43 <SexySlobbs> liar
59:49 <Sharni> Yea I am
59:59 <SexySlobbs> you're taken by turd
00:11 <Sharni> I'm taken by someone
00:13 <SexySlobbs> but he will share
00:15 <Sharni> No
00:34 * xm adds the fleshlight to the #nerdhacks bag
00:35 <SexySlobbs> fucking slut don't lie
00:40 <xm> im lookin out 4 u SexySlobbs
00:55 <SexySlobbs> oh I'm waiting
01:05 <SexySlobbs> I'll come to your house tonight
01:06 <Sharni> SexySlobbs I'll Fucking murder you
01:22 <SexySlobbs> just message the address
01:26 <Sharni> Fucking mutt
01:27 <GoldSpade> hey hey
01:33 <GoldSpade> dont threaten
01:35 <xm> how about you tap my bedroom window
01:39 <xm> foreplay rocks
01:44 <SexySlobbs> sharni I'll let you murder my cock
01:46 <Sharni> GoldSpade stay out of it
01:53 <GoldSpade> ok
01:58 <Sharni> SexySlobbs yea ill bring some acid
02:09 <SexySlobbs> yep
02:14 <SexySlobbs> i enjoy acid
02:15 <Sharni> GoldSpade I'm allowed to threaten if I'm getting cyber raped
02:30 <xm> time for some cyber rapex
02:31 <SexySlobbs> not rape Sharni
02:36 <SexySlobbs> you're down for it
02:41 <Sharni> Yuck
02:47 <SexySlobbs> you're smiling right nkw
02:52 * Sharni vomits
03:05 <Sharni> I have standards
03:11 <SexySlobbs> you can play Pokemon while we bang
03:16 <Sharni> Your below standards
03:27 <SexySlobbs> ha
03:38 <GoldSpade> i;ll stay out...but this is really disturbing shit
03:42 <Sharni> I need to leave
03:42 <SexySlobbs> girl you wouldn't know what standards are
03:45 Part: Sharni ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
03:56 <SexySlobbs> damn bitch
04:05 <xm> you should go slow and steady
04:09 <xm> and offer icecream
04:19 <xm> you moved too fast bro
04:19 <SexySlobbs> I offered topping
04:20 <+thestig> i think they would make a good couple
04:27 <+thestig> what topping
04:38 <SexySlobbs> salted
04:43 <SexySlobbs> :)
04:54 <amelia> i think you possibly came on too strong with her SexySlobbs
05:01 <amelia> ruined your chances
05:06 <SexySlobbs> would you like a taste thestig ?
05:22 <SexySlobbs> I will get my bang
05:30 <+thestig> nah thats your moms job wouldnt want to take it from her
05:33 <GoldSpade> fantasy rape is fucked up
05:33 <amelia> maybe try a more subtle approach tomorrow
05:44 <amelia> take her to the river
05:46 <amelia> etc
05:47 <xm> SexySlobbs: rent out a black ute and take a photo of yourself from inside it
05:53 <SexySlobbs> i will amelia
05:54 <xm> that will win her over
05:59 <SexySlobbs> no need to rent
06:01 <xm> why am i helping?
06:03 <xm> i dont know
06:04 <SexySlobbs> got one parked outside
06:06 <xm> im just a nice guy
06:22 <SexySlobbs> I swing both ways
06:27 <SexySlobbs> ;)
06:32 <SexySlobbs> :o
06:48 <+thestig> i cant believe xm pretended to be bi polar what a troll lol
07:14 <SexySlobbs> you're the troll
07:23 <SexySlobbs> leave my xm alone
07:38 <xm> white knighting is my favourite topping
07:45 <SexySlobbs> so what happened with steven and Sharnis date night?
08:10 <SexySlobbs> they banged
08:15 <SexySlobbs> don't tell turd
08:59 <xm> they're eating ice magic together rn. then steven goes when it's ready, "that's not the only thing hard and ready right now. LOL!"
09:31 <SexySlobbs> thought I was in with a chance, then she pulls the "standards" bullshit
09:35 <SexySlobbs> scrag
11:32 <xm> if a chick says she has standards then ask her which AS/ISO ones you have to comply to
11:44 <xm> tell her you'll get accredited
11:44 <SexySlobbs> time for bed, who's coming?
11:47 <xm> chicks dig ambition
12:33 <SexySlobbs> she's a liar
12:38 <xm> im too coffeed up to sleep
12:53 <SexySlobbs> i have something for you to work on
12:59 <xm> what?
13:09 <amelia> crossword puzzle
13:11 <SexySlobbs> my nipples
13:31 <SexySlobbs> pluck all the hairs from my chest
13:41 <SexySlobbs> then work your way down to my anus
13:44 <xm> is it where i only have a few seconds to look at your nipples and then you show me a photo and i have to tell you whether it's the left or right one
13:49 <SexySlobbs> few down that way
14:11 <xm> can i just use a bic lighter to remove the hairs
14:18 <SexySlobbs> i have boobs so you will enjoy it
14:19 <xm> ?
14:24 <SexySlobbs> what if I fart?
14:33 <xm> then ill open it up to refuel
14:38 <SexySlobbs> you will catch on fire
14:51 <xm> ill wear my welding gear
15:07 <xm> i always practice protection
15:21 <xm> especially when things get heated up
15:23 <SexySlobbs> ok wouldn't want your beard burning off. those two hairs took forever to grow
15:36 <xm> well i am 7
15:42 <SexySlobbs> good job lad
16:08 <xm> im the only hipster in grade 2
16:24 <SexySlobbs> mmm
16:34 <SexySlobbs> turd would like that
16:42 <xm> is turd chris
16:43 <SexySlobbs> me no
16:44 <xm> or kunny
16:50 <SexySlobbs> bring back sharni
16:50 <SexySlobbs> kunny
16:52 <xm> hard to keep track of those clowns
16:53 <SexySlobbs> Kimmymaybe both
18:27 <GoldSpade> bring back president_trump
18:35 <GoldSpade> only joking
18:51 <SexySlobbs> he can suck my ass
19:12 <xm> pretty easy to get him back. just get amelia to take 1000 pics of her fridge and write a timer to release a pic every 5 minutes
19:41 <amelia> I don't think even fridge pics can bring back the trumpet
19:45 <xm> !subscribe #nerdhacks
19:54 <amelia> slinky has gone too far dis time
19:55 <GoldSpade> hes damaged ame
20:09 <xm> did slinky do anything other than ban
20:16 <xm> or is he hurt over stevie taking sides
20:25 <GoldSpade> he scared thump for life
20:44 <xm> we need a trump whisperer
20:48 <xm> someone who understands him
21:20 <GoldSpade> well you try get him back then xm
21:26 <amelia> i know jus the person
21:31 <amelia> prom
21:35 <xm> u got dat rite
21:56 <SexySlobbs> just show him your ttz
22:26 <SexySlobbs> Doo it
22:53 <xm> you're obviously talking to me. and im obviously not going to do it because i have standards
22:54 <amelia> he not interested in ttz
22:55 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:55 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
23:05 <amelia> he jus wants pantry pics
23:08 <GoldSpade> Skirmish
23:09 <amelia> pig
23:09 <GoldSpade> hello
23:21 <Skirmish> Pantry pics? Lol
23:27 <Skirmish> Hey GoldSpade
23:32 <xm> amelia: he would definitely be lured back by promises of a dildo collection inside the pantry
23:40 <GoldSpade> hello there
23:51 <xm> combining his two fascinations
23:53 <xm> dicks and pantries
24:01 <amelia> perhaps, perhaps indeed
24:07 <SexySlobbs> I'll show him my cock
24:12 <xm> i bet you would
24:23 <SexySlobbs> yes
24:35 <SexySlobbs> I'd love to
24:35 <Skirmish> There is nothing hotter than canned/bottled food and condiments when you add a dildo.
24:43 Quit: GoldSpade ([email protected]) Quit: Don't look in the mirror if you can't handle the truth.
24:47 <xm> the qustion is
24:51 <xm> in the pantry or in the fridge?
24:57 <SexySlobbs> both
24:58 <xm> the dildo dilemma
25:08 <amelia> pantry he def prefers pantry
25:14 <SexySlobbs> add a fleshlight to the mix
25:29 <SexySlobbs> you've got gold spades pantry pic
25:36 <Skirmish> There used to be a guy that would log on and talk non stop about how he had a large dildo that he would suction cap to his fridge and brutalise himself using it.
25:45 <xm> yeah, stuffz
25:49 <xm> hilarious guy
25:53 <Skirmish> That's the one.
26:08 <xm> i always have to pause for about 5 seconds to make sure i dont say screwss
26:10 <SexySlobbs> I think that was turd
26:12 <xm> very easy to confuse them too
26:54 <xm> anyone seen classic jerome? what about the new xm? anyone like my highlights?
26:57 Quit: SexySlobbs ([email protected]) Connection closed
27:13 <amelia> xm go get an ice cream
27:47 <Skirmish> What ever happened to Screwss?
28:03 <xm> nah the icecream in the fridge is basically of the same consistency as snow
28:10 <xm> i think he's banned perm on mibbit
28:22 <Skirmish> Classic Jerome is probably enduring one of this compulsory 3 days in a mental institution after coming down off meth.
28:28 <xm> the sole reason why most inet people got banned on mibbit or something
28:55 <xm> he promised to leave IRC forever if Hillary loses this election but then later went back on his word
29:14 <xm> but we have witnesses and IRC text is contractually binding
29:50 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )
30:18 <Skirmish> He was a very simple guy.
30:25 <xm> who are you rooting to win for the US election?
31:06 <xm> screwss had that very naive outlook yeah
31:14 <Skirmish> I told him I was working as a bouncer at a club in Newcastle and gave him the name. He went on to email that club telling them about this guy that works there that should be fired because he gave him a hard time on irc. Too many laughs were had.
31:18 <xm> i felt like i was talking to a child at times
31:26 <Skirmish> I hope trump wins.
31:27 <xm> LOL
31:35 <xm> so basically like a kid dobbing
31:45 <Skirmish> If he does, I don't think he will survive the full term though. Some nut job will shoot him.
31:53 <xm> he is a bit radical
32:17 <Skirmish> Xm: yeah. 'Hi, there us a guy that works there that uses the nickname Skirmish on the Internet, can you please fire him for making fun of me. Thanks.'
32:41 <Skirmish> I don't so much support him as much as I support the move away from the establishment he represents.
33:03 <Skirmish> I think if he wins it will shake up the major parties in America to become a lot more open and transparent to try and win back support.
34:11 <xm> yes, it's amazing what the Clintons have gotten away with
34:45 <Skirmish> Exactly. The sense of entitlement from Hillary as if she should win simply because it's her turn.
34:46 <xm> but it'll be interesting to see what will happen once he gets in
35:31 <Skirmish> The extreme left is becoming more militant though through the likes of BLM and I think even if Trump wins ... Some 'progressive lefty' is going to shoot him.
36:23 <xm> they are pretty much sponsored by the state arent they?
36:55 <Skirmish> I forget the name of the guy but someone is funding them to the tune of nearly 3/4 of a million dollars.
37:07 <xm> George?
37:25 <xm> mightve been that Greek guy
37:28 <Skirmish> I would have to go and look to know the name.
37:30 <xm> i cant remember now
37:57 <xm> yeah George Soros
39:38 <Skirmish> That is the one. I think he is the largest solo donor. There are heaps of other liberal organisations donating money too though.
39:51 <xm> yeah i meant those groups not the state
39:58 <xm> but they effectively are the state
40:00 <xm> in a way
40:51 <Skirmish> He's the top Democratic Party donor so it's not hard to see where the ties are.
43:12 <xm> small change for him really
44:16 Join: SexySlobbs ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
45:07 Quit: SexySlobbs ([email protected]) Connection closed
45:09 * xm slaps SexySlobbs with an AVO
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