// #nerdhacks — 2016-09-10
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00:02:59 <green> im goin to bed
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00:46:01 <GoldSpade> you nerds still awake or what
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01:36:54 Quit: GoldSpade ([email protected]) Quit: If you can't handle the truth, don't look the mirror.
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02:19:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
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02:38:26 <whatsinaname> morning
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06:19:58 <NeXus> Paris police arrest three women in connection with Notre Dame incident - http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/paris-police-arrest-three-women-in-connection-with-notre-dame-incident/ar-AAiFkvu?OCID=ansmsnnews11
06:38:15 <Glenn> Ban the bhurka and the hajib.
07:22:28 Nick: green is now known as kuniva
07:22:48 Nick: kuniva is now known as blue
07:23:08 <Glenn> ...ah huh...
07:32:31 <Lumeah> Yup
07:45:59 <blue> lolz
07:46:02 <blue> glenda
07:46:16 <blue> mornin son
07:46:27 <blue> lumiesss me precious o/
07:51:35 <blue> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIWgvL7tLfI
07:51:39 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ben Lee - Catch My Disease [Official Music Video] (Oct 16, 2013) Length: 4:17 - Category: Music - 177,811 views views - 1,043 likes (96.4%), 39 dislikes (3.6%)
07:53:09 <blue> :}
07:53:19 <blue> open your cheeeeeksss, catch my diseaseee
07:53:34 <blue> so pleasee bbb pleaseee cum in,,, ctach my diesaseee
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08:03:19 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
08:05:16 <blue> skirmo
08:05:34 <blue> got shot down by any ladies lately?????? aaaaaaaLoLolOloloLllll
08:09:43 <Skirmish> No. I don't get shot down, mate.
08:13:03 <blue> okies
08:21:59 * blue persuades Lumeah to eat the cyanide sandwich
08:22:25 <Lumeah> Nah
08:22:41 <Lumeah> Bull fucking shit.
08:22:45 <Skirmish> Yeah she is already fat enough don't make her eat more carbs.
08:22:58 <blue> u wanna die cunt
08:23:11 <blue> ill make it happen in 1 hour motherfucker
08:23:24 <Lumeah> Hehehehe
08:23:35 <Skirmish> Sure. Go ahead. I will go open my front door so I can hear the person knock when they visit.
08:23:58 <Lumeah> Lol
08:25:28 <blue> you wont get a knock
08:25:53 <blue> the knock knock will be when you here the shotgun bein pumped back
08:26:46 <Skirmish> lolololol
08:27:29 <blue> :}
08:27:34 <blue> n e way
08:27:41 <blue> im sad today
08:27:43 <Skirmish> It's the muppet show, staring blue!
08:28:03 <blue> i have ran out of marijuana
08:28:18 <Skirmish> Typical addict behaviour.
08:28:33 <Skirmish> Becomes depressed when there are no drugs.
08:29:07 <Skirmish> You had best call 13 11 14 and talk to someone about how you can get clean.
08:34:31 <blue> lolz
08:35:11 <blue> using drugs is not a crime
08:36:19 <Skirmish> Call that number. Get help.
08:36:36 <Skirmish> You can call it too Lumeah. They can help you.
08:37:19 <blue> cop pick u up and ur off ur head
08:37:23 <blue> they cant do anything
08:37:43 <blue> if ur behind the wheel another thing but. ?¿
08:41:19 <Skirmish> That is not true at all. Police can arrest you if they suspect you have consumed illegal drugs. Upon being arrested they take you to a doctor for a drug test. If that test is positive you can then be charged.
08:42:03 <Skirmish> It is more than likely that people simply don't give a fuck about your mental status blue.
08:43:00 <blue> im a normal human being that occasionly stays up past his bed time.
08:43:05 <blue> ?
08:49:42 <blue> dad went on a meat
08:49:47 <blue> he got whole livers..
08:49:58 <blue> he likes lambs fry and fish head soup and all that shit
08:50:13 <blue> eats the eyeball from fish head soup
08:50:25 <blue> wont catch me near any of that shit
08:50:27 <blue> ox tongues
08:50:34 <blue> puke
08:58:05 <Skirmish> LOL there is a lumeah channel now?
08:58:05 <blue> so ye they wont tat a jt under my eye or put some devil horns on my forrid.
08:59:00 <blue> yeah ur not invited cunt so keep walkin
08:59:36 <Skirmish> ROFL
08:59:54 <blue> #cats
08:59:57 <blue> :}
09:00:01 <Skirmish> Always good to have a laugh early in the morning before you start your day.
09:00:13 <Skirmish> Who is running that these days?
09:00:15 <Skirmish> Shads?
09:00:22 <blue> lolz
09:00:28 <blue> only me n lizzy in there
09:00:36 <blue> jennyfur goes in there 2
09:01:03 <Skirmish> Sounds like an exciting place.
09:01:34 <blue> wana sniff me undies
09:07:35 <Lumeah> Fuck off skirmish
09:09:09 Nick: blue is now known as violet
09:12:44 <violet> dadz work got 30 houses comin up to be re-painted
09:13:02 <violet> he needs a hand i think -,-
09:14:03 <steven> loooooool
09:21:46 <violet> ill sniff stephens undies
09:21:53 <violet> give us a lend ya cunt
09:28:06 <violet> i got weed and am happy
09:28:12 <Arbition> well my friend called the coppers and they picked up the baggie this morning
09:28:13 <thestig> fuckin poof
09:28:17 <violet> again
09:28:44 <violet> who is the wooly woofter?
09:35:10 <violet> fucken hell i feel like a rotten dog
09:35:39 <violet> i got a pimple right where u shoot up with a needle... i did some surgery now it looks worse.
09:36:00 * violet prepares himself to be shown on rotten.com
09:36:11 * violet throws a keyboard at himself
09:36:35 * violet smacks himself upside the head with a frying pan
09:40:32 <violet> eep
09:40:50 <violet> dad filled a shoppin bag full of beer cans n fucked off somewhere
09:44:05 <violet> dadz started smokin weed everyday
09:44:39 <violet> he goes on i work beter feel better sleep better
09:59:41 <violet> i had this rogue hair out my nostril it was white sorta like 1cm out me nose
09:59:49 <violet> prawn sais have a look at ya nose in the mirror
10:00:12 <violet> ebarrasing cunt
10:05:27 <Skirmish> [09:10] <@Lumeah> Fuck off skirmish <---------- LOL
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10:15:00 <violet> nothin worse walkin around with piece of snot on ya lip
10:15:09 <violet> lolz im go 4 walk
10:15:36 <Lumeah> Clearly u can't follow directions
10:20:11 <violet> im a good soldier because i can take orders. but like to give orders
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10:36:07 <Skirmish> It's cute when Lumeah acts like she is someone, no realising that she is a nobody.
10:37:40 <Lumeah> Skirmish u wanted a fuck.. Didn't get one.. Go. Lick your wounds someplace else.. Do us all a favour.
10:38:25 <Ripstaa> Owned.
10:39:46 <Ripstaa> Sex is overrated.
10:40:03 <Ripstaa> It's more about the cuddles.
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10:46:50 <Lumeah> Sucked in.
10:47:09 * Ripstaa hi fives Lumeah
10:52:35 * Lumeah hive fives back
10:53:02 * violet polishes his 12gauge.
10:59:29 <violet> bonny your choice of weapon? saucepan, frying pan rolling pin or potato masher?
11:08:52 Nick: violet is now known as burgundy
11:16:40 <burgundy> dad on phone to his m8
11:16:48 <burgundy> already got a carton of beer
11:17:07 <burgundy> ill grab another on the way have a 'couple of beers with ya'
11:17:34 <burgundy> to his m8 trying to give up alcohol
11:18:01 <burgundy> his rich m8 bob went away on his house boat for 4 weeks
11:18:33 <burgundy> put 10 cartons of 4x on the boat
11:18:47 <burgundy> 4 gone in a week
11:20:22 <steven> hahaha
11:20:36 <burgundy> dad went on the trip too
11:20:36 <burgundy> kekke
11:20:57 <burgundy> they had to go into the docks to refuel
11:22:17 Mode: (by steven) -bbb *!*[email protected].* *!*@85.91.5D01C2.503445 AspiringRapper*!@*
11:22:18 Mode: (by steven) +s
11:22:39 <steven> suh dude
11:22:49 Mode: (by steven) +oo piddelz Ripstaa
11:25:25 <burgundy> bobs kool
11:25:37 <burgundy> yellow v8 xr8
11:25:49 Mode: (by steven) +o burgundy
11:26:09 <burgundy> gets 55 or 60 an hour
11:26:22 <burgundy> urban utilities
11:26:35 <steven> fords are shit
11:26:45 <burgundy> turns up to jobs turns water on n off
11:26:51 <burgundy> imagine his over time pay
11:27:06 <burgundy> takes him 10 mins to do it
11:27:12 <burgundy> thens boots off
11:30:44 <burgundy> chain smokes longbeach originals lolz
11:31:10 <burgundy> had fishing comp me n him on back of his boat
11:31:28 <burgundy> he got 1 bream dad named tally-ho
11:31:38 <burgundy> i pulled in 6 or 7 decent keepers
11:31:52 <burgundy> ate em that nite
11:32:20 <burgundy> cus its like a nursery ur not suppost to fish there
11:33:13 <burgundy> used a smoked ham hock for bate
11:33:21 <burgundy> cut into to cubes
11:33:34 <burgundy> platter with cheese next to if if u hungry
11:56:12 <burgundy> im gona get a haircut .. i want a mullet
11:56:28 * burgundy prepares himself to be shown on rotten.com
11:56:36 <burgundy> goin 4 a walk
11:56:41 <steven> good
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12:36:00 <burgundy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T1xDpES6zw
12:36:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac feat Game - Till They Kill Me (NEW Song 2016) (Aug 15, 2016) Length: 3:48 - Category: Music - 1,496 views views - 29 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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12:54:12 <burgundy> http://tinypic.com/r/kanuv5/9
12:57:45 Nick: burgundy is now known as aqua
13:07:48 <aqua> ive seen dirtier pussies at a greenpeace convention, im shit at rappin wat ya tryin to say? wud ya take it like paris hilton on a good day, im gona make exit but first im gona take a second to rip you off like buying a joel turner record, your crews as funny as the cast of big brother, your about as good at rapping as J-wess is at basketball.
13:18:11 <aqua> keke this junkie needle user dude i met in hospital.. i caught up with him
13:18:15 <aqua> after gettin out
13:18:31 <aqua> he just had a shot n i was smokin me pipe
13:18:56 <aqua> hes like 'wat ur mum like bro,, is she rootable? my mates tap my mum'
13:19:16 <aqua> i pulled out 2 knives and asked him if he wanted to die
13:19:43 <aqua> his mate put me in a car and took me home
13:23:31 <aqua> he didnt reply when i asked him his possible last question
13:33:15 <steven> shut up rat
13:33:22 * aqua sneezes in steven's face
13:33:26 <aqua> stephen
13:33:32 <aqua> playin n e games l8ly
13:33:36 <aqua> ?¿
13:33:42 <aqua> other then pokeyamum
13:35:12 <steven> hatching 4 10k eggs
13:35:16 <steven> played xbox the other day
13:35:24 <steven> got 37 kills 8 deaths
13:35:31 <steven> still got it
13:35:43 <aqua> LOLOLOL
13:35:51 <aqua> 37-28 u mean
13:36:00 <aqua> :}
13:36:02 <steven> looooooooooooooool
13:36:25 <steven> i will record next time i play
13:36:31 <steven> show you how i rek cunt
13:36:33 <aqua> dying light is addictive when you have a chainsaw
13:36:56 <aqua> graphix r jus so sharp .__.
13:37:19 <aqua> hit em with a hammer it x-rays the in a shade of blue the bones n shit u break
13:37:52 <aqua> i mostly use a 1 one handed machette off with the head 1 go
13:38:40 <aqua> get a grappling hook so u can swing round like spider man lol
13:39:09 <aqua> dont be out at night time
13:39:15 <aqua> those fuckers get ravenous
13:39:22 <aqua> all sort of different shit comes out lol
13:39:46 <steven> do you ever shut the fuck up
13:39:52 <aqua> nah
13:40:14 <aqua> my friend lastnight he said try not talking for 10 minutes. i put effort into it
13:40:23 <aqua> lasted a minute and a half
13:40:40 <piddelz> play bloodborne
13:40:43 <piddelz> see how good u r at it
13:40:44 <steven> your one of them retards
13:42:58 <aqua> ill have loox
13:46:08 <aqua> holy fuck i gota that game
13:51:57 <aqua> ima hit up target or big dub for that shit
14:01:18 <piddelz> woop
14:02:32 <aqua> hahaha
14:02:36 <aqua> commentary guy
14:02:51 <aqua> "im yet to play a game that has this much badassery put into it"
14:05:20 <piddelz> need meat in my soup
14:05:25 <piddelz> it's virtually tasteless heh
14:05:47 <piddelz> im almost on new game plus plus
14:06:41 <aqua> lone survivor
14:06:46 <aqua> i might choose
14:07:39 <aqua> he just got 1 shotted by a huge thing
14:07:40 <aqua> LMAO
14:10:09 <piddelz> yeah it affects ur stats from the out set
14:10:15 <piddelz> i think i chose lone survivor
14:19:10 <aqua> ill have it tuesdie no worriez
14:23:49 <steven> changing hdd in this lappy
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14:39:02 <aqua> pidz hav u finished B.b?¿
14:41:33 <aqua> the doot said he never finished DS2 and he put 60 hours into it and its same makers
14:41:36 <aqua> >.<
14:42:33 <piddelz> finished it once
14:42:35 <piddelz> on ng+
14:42:45 <piddelz> in a chalice dungeon at the moment tho not main game
14:44:21 <aqua> ;/
14:44:35 <aqua> \;
14:44:48 <aqua> /:
14:45:26 <aqua> :/
14:49:49 <aqua> ackshoelee
14:49:57 <aqua> games gona have 2 wait
14:50:08 <aqua> im gona purchase a sik fone
14:50:48 <piddelz> woo woo
14:51:39 <aqua> 400 undy should get something decent i hope
15:00:29 <aqua> if its a cute gurl serving ill get a discount most probably
15:12:29 <aqua> whats the weather like guys
15:12:46 <aqua> since makaveli rose from the dead
15:12:49 <aqua> aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahah
15:14:59 <piddelz> cloudy
15:15:00 <piddelz> cold
15:15:10 <aqua> dark with thunder hard rain and lightning here bro
15:15:50 <aqua> 7 day theory
15:15:54 <aqua> as planned
15:16:04 <aqua> now the winds up
15:16:13 <aqua> fcking wild here
15:17:44 <knit> ")
15:17:51 <aqua> i got caramello koalas
15:17:56 <aqua> woop woop
15:17:57 <knit> :)
15:18:02 <knit> aqua :)
15:18:08 <knit> kumniva :)
15:19:28 <aqua> hello mr anderson
15:21:11 <piddelz> yum
15:23:29 <knit> :)
15:30:33 <aqua> how i about i give you the finger ..i., : and you give my phone call.
15:31:11 <aqua> tell me mr anderson:- what good is a phonecall.... if, you cannot, speak?
15:33:02 <knit> faggot
15:46:07 <aqua> says the faggot
15:47:38 <knit> kuntniva :)
15:47:42 <aqua> me pimple has lost all its redness and is clearing up. i no longer look like a junkie.
15:47:51 <knit> another junkie pedo just like chris :)
15:48:28 <aqua> junkies use needles
15:48:34 <aqua> fiends use pipes
15:49:10 <aqua> it only pedo if u get caught
15:49:15 <aqua> jk
15:49:57 <aqua> 15 yr old sharna
15:50:05 <aqua> spanish aboriginal
15:50:14 <aqua> was a delightful treat
15:50:27 <aqua> i was 16 17 tho
15:50:31 <aqua> so i not pedo
15:51:00 <knit> pedo
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16:00:27 <aqua> intent to kill so its real, im a trained killer
16:00:27 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here....
16:03:32 * [[[[[pong]]]]] throws acid in aquas face
16:08:54 <aqua> u wana be brave? go dig a grave
16:09:06 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u gay cunt
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16:13:59 <aqua> dad gave me $4 this mornin
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16:19:19 Nick: aqua is now known as teal
16:19:37 Mode: (by teal) +h teal
16:19:43 Mode: (by teal) -h teal
16:19:55 Mode: (by teal) -o teal
16:21:59 <teal> extract pseudoephodrine from cold and flu tablets and cook it you get pure speed with a few ingredients 'water' a special ingredient and iodine is needed.
16:22:28 <teal> ive watched the process a few times by a self taught cook the dude up the rd
16:22:55 <teal> get the right ph level
16:23:00 <teal> and ur good
16:23:13 <teal> 1 box i tablets gets u 5 points
16:23:18 <teal> hed get 20 boxes
16:23:40 <teal> water and iodine is scarce and expensive tho
16:28:27 <teal> he uses an ashtrey as the plate for completed product
16:28:50 <teal> gooey stuff
16:28:54 <teal> smokes a treat
16:28:57 <teal> ^^
16:31:05 <knit> junkie
16:32:36 <teal> connects steve with a lightning fast left cross followed with a right hook
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16:43:24 <GoldSpade> fakes n snakes :)
16:43:29 <GoldSpade> afternoon
16:43:41 <teal> greetings humanoid
16:44:03 <GoldSpade> heh hi there
16:44:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
16:46:04 * teal mixes poo & wee together
16:46:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no
16:46:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u cannot
16:46:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> only pong can mix
16:46:47 <teal> :'''(
16:47:23 <teal> ferteliser
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16:50:06 <teal> PoopNazi is a gambling addict
16:50:55 Kick: teal was kicked by thestig (thestig)
16:50:58 <thestig> lol
16:53:45 <GoldSpade> the stig you are alive
16:54:03 <GoldSpade> you hard ever say anything...I thought you were dead
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17:06:58 <black> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A - incredible.
17:07:02 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" - Gordon Lightfoot (HD w/ Lyrics) (Aug 23, 2010) Length: 6:39 - Category: Music - 12,947,920 views views - 59,136 likes (96.6%), 2,050 dislikes (3.4%)
17:10:15 <thestig> im still alive
17:10:26 <thestig> been working get home watch some twitch
17:10:31 <thestig> play some games
17:10:45 <thestig> watch amelia drip shit in here
17:10:48 <thestig> same old lol
17:10:52 <thestig> dribble
17:11:59 <GoldSpade> hehhe yes its all the same...no resolution is sight
17:12:45 <black> has hobbit fisted her yet
17:13:55 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> were is pooparrot
17:14:18 <black> ??
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17:18:47 <black> bet stephen tried to get his greesey mittens on her b4 flickett fell for him
17:30:21 <black> u guise seen rambo5
17:30:29 <black> the one in burma
17:30:37 <black> top notch
17:30:52 <black> very gory
17:31:01 <black> r18 that one
17:31:44 <black> grabs his adams apple tears it out
17:31:56 <black> stallone is ace
17:33:37 <black> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dtPLoOs5l8
17:33:42 <BlackDevil> Youtube: RAMBO 5 2014 official trailer (FAN MADE) (Mar 15, 2014) Length: 1:51 - Category: Entertainment - 440,784 views views - 407 likes (77.4%), 119 dislikes (22.6%)
17:34:37 <black> when you're pushed.. killin is easy as breathen
17:36:13 <black> burma - longest running civil war in the world
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17:37:43 Nick: echochamber is now known as echo
17:42:30 <black> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MreMdgEbk9o
17:42:32 <black> here ya go
17:42:34 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rambo IV Climax - Sylvester Stallone. The Best Ever. (Sep 14, 2012) Length: 5:41 - Category: Film & Animation - 2,012,840 views views - 2,966 likes (87.6%), 418 dislikes (12.4%)
17:42:38 <black> guy hu gets his throat taken
17:45:32 <piddelz> :)
17:45:38 <piddelz> watched Syncronicity
17:45:39 <piddelz> was good
17:48:06 <black> nup
17:48:08 <black> didnt get his throat
17:48:16 <black> musta bin anufha moofie
17:54:36 <black> he didnt just get liver
17:54:42 <black> the cunt bought lamb kidneys too
17:54:49 <black> my dad is wierd
17:55:40 <black> if he cooks this shit in a frying pan im outters to clowntown or somewhere
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18:03:53 <black> roast pork with salttty crackling
18:04:14 <black> i can cook a roast while typing shit on here
18:04:21 <black> how fucken talented is that
18:04:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> can pong come for tea
18:05:16 <black> nope
18:05:26 <black> i dont eat poo or drink wee
18:05:27 <black> hehehehehe
18:05:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y not
18:06:28 <black> cus i not munted
18:06:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> we could kiss after tea
18:07:06 <black> thats wat i do with lumiessss
18:07:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> mmmm
18:07:19 <black> not the poo man
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18:08:51 <MrWingWong> Hi
18:09:36 <black> lolz
18:09:41 <black> lingling
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18:13:59 <black> roast tatearz need to be scraped with a fork halfway thru cookin prosesse
18:14:08 <MrWingWong> Hey
18:14:41 <MrWingWong> Hey black
18:15:50 <black> chuck a browneye for australia, show em ya golden bronze
18:17:11 <knit> Daddys back you bitches
18:17:15 <knit> Daddys back you bitches
18:18:06 <black> lmaoo
18:19:24 <black> thats wat ingim said when u he had u tied up in the loungeroom when he got back from the sexshop with buttplugs and analbeads
18:19:39 <Blitzkrieg> Who is knit
18:19:57 * [[[[[pong]]]]] pats knit
18:21:00 <knit> :)
18:21:00 <Blitzkrieg> Pollock?
18:21:16 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> were is tisk
18:21:19 <Blitzkrieg> Or Hobbsy
18:22:56 <MrWingWong> Rite here y
18:25:33 <MrWingWong> Why cunt
18:25:44 <MrWingWong> Huh
18:25:49 <knit> Daddys back you bitches
18:25:51 <knit> Daddys back you bitches
18:25:56 <MrWingWong> Hey dog
18:26:16 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> MrWingWong ur a nig nong
18:26:29 <MrWingWong> Why you fucking dog
18:26:31 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
18:26:51 <MrWingWong> Sspeak up cu t
18:27:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u fuckface
18:28:57 <Glenn> ...mmmmm....
18:29:19 <black> stab ya in da eye with a fork, den pop ya with 9 liek a wine k0rk stephie dorkz is my bitch!
18:29:21 <black> aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahah
18:29:41 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
18:29:41 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa amelia amelia
18:29:49 <black> melia
18:30:02 <piddelz> i fried carrots
18:30:03 <MrWingWong> sup amelia
18:30:03 <piddelz> nom nom
18:30:11 * piddelz poopz
18:30:22 <amelia> black
18:30:28 <amelia> sup loopy
18:30:45 <black> do you sware to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth? raise your right hand and sware. :- has hobbit got a fist up ya yet.
18:31:11 <amelia> i SWaRe
18:31:29 <amelia> we go for lunch once or twice a week
18:31:38 <amelia> it's delightful
18:33:23 <black> kool
18:33:36 <MrWingWong> ;)
18:33:51 <knit> Daddys back you bitches
18:34:01 <black> has he prompted through conversation that he would perhaps like a kiss or something more to be happening perhaps a lil bit in ...?
18:34:42 <Blitzkrieg> Knit is a loser of the highest calibre.
18:34:49 <Blitzkrieg> Classic mental patient
18:35:01 <knit> :)
18:35:13 <piddelz> new ps4 looks dope
18:35:16 <piddelz> ps4 PRO
18:35:20 <piddelz> stitute
18:35:23 <piddelz> it can suck ur dick
18:35:55 <knit> keep digging that grave Blitzkrieg :)
18:36:18 * black persuades MrWingWong to eat the cyanide sandwich
18:36:29 Nick: black is now known as yellow
18:36:40 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
18:37:01 <Blitzkrieg> Classic mental patient reply.
18:37:40 <knit> Have the Sunbury police contacted you yet, Blitzkrieg?
18:37:44 <MrWingWong> Who is knit
18:37:49 <knit> I was there today :)
18:38:20 <MrWingWong> David pollock
18:38:27 <MrWingWong> Is that u
18:38:31 <Blitzkrieg> Oh yes? :)
18:38:40 <knit> :)
18:38:40 <piddelz> Sunbury
18:38:44 <yellow> LoLoLOlOLllllllllllllllll
18:38:49 <piddelz> kinda wack puss neighbourhood is that
18:39:01 <MrWingWong> David Pollock
18:39:14 <knit> David Hobbs/loopydog/zline evader
18:39:19 <yellow> i live in geebung
18:39:38 <yellow> it used to be called geebong but they changed it
18:39:52 Join: mib_t2jzsm ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
18:40:37 Part: mib_t2jzsm ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
18:41:26 <Blitzkrieg> :)
18:41:49 <knit> :)
18:42:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> loopydog is spastic
18:42:15 <knit> He's a stalker
18:42:16 <yellow> yes
18:42:21 <yellow> yes
18:42:28 <yellow> a peeping tom
18:42:37 <knit> Just like Blitzkrieg :)
18:42:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Blitzkrieg y did u ban pong 4
18:42:58 <Blitzkrieg> Pollock has nothing.
18:43:05 <Blitzkrieg> Never has, never will.
18:43:12 <knit> :)
18:43:13 <piddelz> woo mi sword bursts with electricity BLOAW
18:43:16 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Blitzkrieg is a low life cockk sukr
18:43:43 <Blitzkrieg> :)
18:44:45 <yellow> wot game fiddelz
18:44:51 <yellow> ???
18:44:52 <MrWingWong> Hows ur day been amelia
18:45:04 <Glenn> Keep that attitude up [[[[[pong]]]]] and you'll soon find yourself escorted from this channel too! <*evil smile*>
18:45:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> shut up glenn
18:46:32 <yellow> amelia do you go to extent to look the very best you can when you have these little escopades with hobberoodle?¿
18:47:41 <piddelz> bloodborne
18:47:49 <amelia> terrible loopy, i still sick :(
18:47:56 <amelia> how your day
18:48:00 <yellow> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFLXayD6e8
18:48:03 <piddelz> attatched a gem to my sword that makes it so it shocks em wif electricity HE HE HE
18:48:04 Quit: knit ([email protected]) Quit: Going offline, see ya! (www.adiirc.com)
18:48:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much (Oct 6, 2009) Length: 3:46 - Category: Music - 34,400,903 views views - 95,414 likes (97.2%), 2,739 dislikes (2.8%)
18:49:27 * yellow is searching for piddelz + goatsex on yahoo. WEEE 161 hits!
18:49:28 <MrWingWong> Aww that sux yeah mine was ok pretty eventful week.. Almost came to blows with my boss n shit
18:49:43 <amelia> you work on a sat
18:49:57 <yellow> give him a quick left cross then a right hook
18:50:16 <yellow> thatll pull his head in
18:50:19 <MrWingWong> Nah this was other day
18:50:20 <piddelz> 161!
18:50:24 <yellow> or just blow up his house
18:50:32 <yellow> thatll keep the muppet quit
18:50:35 <yellow> quiet
18:50:36 <amelia> dats no good
18:51:18 <MrWingWong> Sooner i get out there the bettter
18:51:28 <yellow> time for fan danglez chocolate and all other yummy shit bbs~
18:51:30 Join: da ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
18:51:38 <da> :)
18:52:32 <yellow> mum asked y i put the washing machine on for 1 sock
18:52:44 <Blitzkrieg> Illogical
18:53:05 <da> Darren :)
18:53:21 <da> speaking to lwax while you shit your pants
18:53:45 <yellow> fuck pink umbrella
18:53:46 <piddelz> i want pasta
18:53:50 <piddelz> make me some
18:53:51 <yellow> watevs
18:54:00 <piddelz> wif grated cheese
18:54:03 <piddelz> and cream cheese
18:54:05 <piddelz> thx
18:54:07 <yellow> be bak
18:54:17 <Ripstaa> I ordered 10grams of dried Carolina Reapers on ebay.
18:54:33 <MrWingWong> I got pasta ;)
18:55:47 <amelia> i got aids
18:55:51 <Blitzkrieg> Don't forget Pollock.. IVO hasn't expired yet bro.
18:55:53 <Blitzkrieg> :)
18:55:56 <piddelz> what's that Ripstaa?
18:56:02 <piddelz> what's ivo?
18:56:15 <Ripstaa> It's the hottest chilli in the world.
18:56:28 <da> :)
18:56:28 <Ripstaa> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale\
18:56:30 <Ripstaa> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale
18:56:31 <Ripstaa> ^^
18:57:08 <Ripstaa> It's smells so STRONG omgawd.
18:57:15 <Ripstaa> Haven't tried it yet.
18:57:38 <da> you've been attempting to make contact with me Darren, and that breaks the rules of the IVO too :)
18:58:11 <Ripstaa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k-SBpElcWA
18:58:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sean Evans and Chili Klaus Eat the Carolina Reaper, the World's Hottest Chili Pepper | Hot Ones (Dec 3, 2015) Length: 12:10 - Category: Howto & Style - 3,381,974 views views - 23,869 likes (99%), 247 dislikes (1%)
18:58:21 <Blitzkrieg> Have I? :)
18:58:39 <Ripstaa> I'm banned from #sydney Blitzkrieg :'(
18:58:50 <Ripstaa> Tell kezz to unbann me plz.
18:58:58 <da> oh and by the way, Jen and I are on speaking terms again, so don't think about contacting het again :)
18:59:02 * Ripstaa slaps Ripstaa around a bit with a large trout
18:59:05 <Blitzkrieg> Yeah for pinging over n over
18:59:07 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
18:59:10 <Ripstaa> Once only.
18:59:22 <Ripstaa> I was just checking what these commands do. I'm an IRC noob.
18:59:27 <Ripstaa> =]
19:00:00 <piddelz> don't u DARE CONTACT HER
19:00:01 <piddelz> lol!
19:00:07 <piddelz> like she is ur property
19:00:10 <Blitzkrieg> Lolll
19:00:18 <da> :)
19:00:26 <da> he tried to recently :)
19:00:45 <Ripstaa> YOu know why I pinged. Cos she said she was from QLD.
19:00:52 <Ripstaa> So I wanted to know the ping lol.
19:01:02 <Ripstaa> 1ms still wtf.
19:01:16 <Ripstaa> Wait it wasn't Kezz.
19:01:24 <Ripstaa> oopps :o
19:01:40 <Ripstaa> Was it i dunno actually.
19:01:50 <Ripstaa> Wait*
19:01:58 <Ripstaa> aiklofhj;dklfdhsn;f
19:01:59 <Ripstaa> 'fsD;jklsdfhsDFK"dfs
19:01:59 <Ripstaa> ';'lhjk
19:02:00 <Ripstaa> 'dsf'klhjds
19:02:06 <Ripstaa> < noob
19:02:14 <MrWingWong> My beautiful jen
19:02:24 <GoldSpade> hm
19:02:30 <piddelz> i want some chilli
19:02:33 <piddelz> on my balls
19:02:47 <Blitzkrieg> Masochist
19:07:23 <MrWingWong> ;)
19:08:02 <piddelz> want so rub it on our knobs
19:08:04 <da> :)
19:08:06 <piddelz> and suck it off of eachother?
19:08:10 <piddelz> cmon guiz
19:08:23 <Blitzkrieg> Loll
19:10:36 <Ripstaa> Chilli is worse than deepheat.
19:11:00 <Ripstaa> Cry for sure.
19:12:02 <Blitzkrieg> You used deep heat?
19:12:11 <yellow> u wouldnt read about it,
19:12:22 <piddelz> I would finger deep heat in to my vagina hole
19:12:35 <piddelz> I would cover a boiled egg in chilli and shove it in there.
19:13:00 <yellow> pearler at the bus stop pulls of it like a bita flem in the back of her throat .. mm mmm was i got past
19:13:05 <yellow> thats how us players roll
19:13:14 <piddelz> loll
19:14:14 Quit: da ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
19:14:42 <MrWingWong> Wannabes
19:16:25 <yellow> if sharni was here .. :- Gay
19:17:37 <GoldSpade> jen, ame, lummie, Bonnie
19:18:00 <GoldSpade> who is shannon?
19:18:07 <yellow> Bonnie Tyler
19:18:23 <piddelz> is sharni hot
19:18:51 <GoldSpade> I forgot sharni
19:19:34 <piddelz> anyway
19:19:40 <piddelz> i could have a fifteen inch dick bro
19:19:46 <piddelz> if u were here
19:19:51 <piddelz> would u hold my huge dick
19:20:03 <yellow> sharni is a little doll
19:20:18 <GoldSpade> does anyone have sharnies pic
19:20:29 <yellow> ive seen it
19:20:35 <GoldSpade> is she cute
19:20:40 <yellow> shes a little pearler
19:20:49 <GoldSpade> cock tease
19:21:11 <yellow> shed be size 6 to 8
19:21:18 <yellow> smelia is 10
19:21:20 <GoldSpade> far out
19:21:35 <piddelz> fark
19:21:45 <piddelz> would u watch them scissor?
19:21:55 <yellow> allday everyday
19:22:08 <GoldSpade> gwg
19:22:10 <GoldSpade> heh
19:24:35 <Ripstaa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozHUec4sPc
19:24:39 <Ripstaa> LOL!
19:24:39 <BlackDevil> Youtube: WORLDS HOTTEST PEPPER CHALLENGE (GONE WRONG) - CAROLINA REAPER PEPPER - 2.2 MILLION SCOVILLE UNITS (Aug 25, 2016) Length: 4:15 - Category: Entertainment - 4,027,220 views views - 47,572 likes (90.2%), 5,176 dislikes (9.8%)
19:24:42 <piddelz> oh this boss keeps beating me
19:24:42 <piddelz> argh
19:25:08 <yellow> so dad left at lunch time for a 'couple of beers' and still not back
19:25:43 <piddelz> lol
19:26:20 <yellow> i got a kinder bueno man
19:26:24 <yellow> jelly?¿
19:28:04 <piddelz> no
19:28:05 <piddelz> for kids
19:28:21 <piddelz> can u suck ur fingers
19:28:26 <piddelz> i*
19:28:56 <Ripstaa> That turns me on :o
19:30:10 <yellow> only if u smear runny poo all over your face put a 9 inch nail through the knob of your penis and turn it 360º first.
19:30:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> runnyy
19:32:22 <piddelz> woooo beat the boss
19:32:24 <piddelz> killlled it
19:32:35 <piddelz> yellow u just aint gay
19:32:51 <yellow> its a sin in the bible
19:32:55 <yellow> im not a sinner.
19:34:59 <piddelz> no it isnt
19:35:27 <piddelz> it's mentioned once in the bible as an opinion
19:35:31 <piddelz> and not from God
19:36:03 Quit: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) Quit:
19:36:28 Join: Sharni ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
19:39:52 <Blitzkrieg> Religion is a load anyway
19:39:57 <Arbition> http://imgur.com/gallery/aM897Cn its snek
19:42:49 <piddelz> haha cute
19:43:08 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
19:43:11 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
19:44:24 <Sharni> I want it
19:44:57 <Arbition> wait... I vaguely remember you having some kind of reptile but can't remember if it is snakes
19:47:25 Nick: yellow is now known as mauve
19:49:07 <piddelz> watched Excalibur last night
19:49:13 <mauve> oh joy
19:49:17 <piddelz> Liam Neeson, Patrick Stewart
19:49:19 <piddelz> no idea they were in it
19:49:23 <mauve> dads brought some cunts back here
19:49:34 <piddelz> bash em
19:49:50 <mauve> hes looks like a midgit with a mullet. thatd be cruel
19:51:27 <mauve> dogs goin of its head theyre swearing n carrying on out the front mums yellin at him
19:51:29 <mauve> wtf is he doin
19:56:23 <mauve> this cunt hes got here
19:56:31 <mauve> is about to get fucken killed
19:56:39 <mauve> thinks his jokes are funny
19:56:49 <mauve> i got aknife right here in front of me
19:58:02 <piddelz> y\
19:58:05 <piddelz> y?
20:02:23 <Lumeah> Hmm don't hurt ya self
20:04:33 <mauve> hes changed his attitude
20:04:42 <mauve> i started sharpening a knife
20:05:32 <Lumeah> Being threatening?
20:05:46 <mauve> yeah
20:06:02 <piddelz> y?
20:06:07 <piddelz> u some kinda nut
20:06:10 <mauve> i havnt said a word to anyone im just listening in the dark :)
20:07:22 <MrWingWong> Lumeah
20:07:23 <piddelz> how did u come across as threatening when you are in the dark
20:10:04 <MrWingWong> Lumeah
20:10:43 <mauve> hes goin on about hes bashed a guy 2 times smaller than him
20:10:59 <mauve> please god dont make me lose it.
20:11:23 <mauve> grevious bodily harm charges are serious these days
20:12:52 <MrWingWong> Lumeah
20:13:21 <mauve> how this woman bashed him too
20:13:27 <MrWingWong> 🔪
20:13:34 <mauve> hes never met a person like me
20:15:38 <mauve> im best off taking a shitload of serriz and sleepin imo
20:17:09 <Sharni> Arbition yes I have snake a
20:17:13 <Sharni> Snakes **
20:18:15 <Arbition> snek on plane
20:18:22 <mauve> if i had my tat on my face i may be a little bit intimidating. >.<
20:18:45 <Arbition> Maori face tattoo perhaps?
20:21:04 <Lumeah> What
20:21:24 <Lumeah> A tear-drop?
20:21:32 <mauve> no
20:21:51 <mauve> J under my eye little bit diagonal a T
20:21:56 <mauve> my inititals
20:22:02 <mauve> ive never killed ne 1
20:22:03 <Sharni> Really lol
20:22:12 <amelia> get a dick on your forehead
20:22:16 <amelia> its fitting
20:22:28 <Sharni> He is already a dickhead done need to make it any clearer hahah
20:23:14 <Sharni> Don't
20:23:38 <mauve> lol dad got him
20:24:02 <mauve> 'wanna have a joint? ill get joel out here to cut it up for ya'
20:24:05 <piddelz> amelia needs to be fitted for a dick.
20:24:19 <amelia> oi
20:24:54 <Arbition> http://imgur.com/gallery/YDhvc
20:25:10 <Arbition> pegging is a thing
20:25:30 <Sharni> I'll have them
20:25:48 <mauve> dads witness 5 men run from me when i got a butcher knife on me
20:26:00 <amelia> financial bloom
20:26:16 <Arbition> maybe it is like an algae bloom
20:26:33 <Arbition> so you have to throw a whole bunch of chlorine and copper sulphate into the pool
20:27:02 <Arbition> no I don't know either
20:27:07 <amelia> haha
20:27:33 <mauve> weapon camp at karate was a good learning curve
20:30:32 <amelia> there is nothing on tv wot am i meant to do wif my life now
20:30:47 <amelia> the fuck is Ant Bully
20:31:20 <MrWingWong> Footy
20:31:36 <piddelz> watch a doco amelia
20:31:46 <amelia> I too sick for serious shit
20:31:54 <amelia> or i would be watching narcos
20:32:04 <amelia> i need light heartedness
20:32:24 <MrWingWong> what's narcos
20:32:32 <piddelz> watch the spongebob movie
20:32:37 <amelia> last night i watched Up and it made me sad when dogs fell into the river
20:32:41 <piddelz> LOL
20:32:41 <amelia> narcos is tv show
20:32:47 <piddelz> up is shit
20:32:53 <amelia> its kinda cute
20:33:00 <MrWingWong> Ok
20:33:42 <piddelz> i am dlin x men apocalypse
20:33:44 <piddelz> xD
20:33:45 <piddelz> finally
20:33:50 <piddelz> TMNT 2 sucked
20:33:57 <piddelz> nothin beats the original
20:33:58 <amelia> oh i not seen that
20:34:00 <piddelz> from 90s..
20:34:03 <amelia> but 1st one sucked
20:34:05 <amelia> agreed
20:34:07 <piddelz> ;)
20:34:14 <amelia> april wasn't even a ranga in the recent movies
20:34:27 <amelia> whats that girls name they chose
20:34:31 <amelia> she a terrible choice
20:34:33 <piddelz> megan fox
20:34:36 <piddelz> yeah
20:35:10 <amelia> ye she sucks
20:35:14 <amelia> they should have chosen
20:35:17 <amelia> http://infoshutter.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/24.jpg
20:37:02 <piddelz> oh yeah!
20:37:10 <piddelz> i in love @ her
20:37:20 <amelia> she woulda been soso much betters
20:37:25 <amelia> poop all over megan fox
20:37:53 <MrWingWong> Lumeah 🔪🔪
20:38:09 <amelia> she has April written all over her
20:40:32 Quit: mauve ([email protected]) Quit: ( www.nnscript.com :: NoNameScript 4.22 :: www.esnation.com )
20:41:48 <Arbition> Using my computer as a side table may not be the best idea
20:41:53 <Arbition> especially as the top is open
20:41:56 <Arbition> for a glass of drink
20:42:02 <Arbition> I probably shouldn't leave it there
20:52:23 <MrWingWong> Lumeah 🔪🔪
20:52:57 <Lumeah> What
20:53:25 <Lumeah> 🔧
21:00:11 <MrWingWong> L
21:00:21 <Arbition> Anybody else seen Redline? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1483797/
21:00:26 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Redline (2009) - 7.5/10 of 11,007 votes - Stars: Takuya Kimura, Yû Aoi, Tadanobu Asano - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: Animation, Action, Sci-Fi, Sport - Release Date: 9 October 2010 (Japan)
21:04:36 <MrWingWong> Lumeah 🔪🔪
21:05:08 <Lumeah> U cutting your dickoff?
21:05:27 <Lumeah> Handing me tbe knife to do so?
21:07:11 Nick: piddelz is now known as slinky_J
21:07:35 <slinky_J> i wonder how many star trek films i saw at teh cinema
21:20:59 Join: orange ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
21:21:48 <orange> he came to meet me i was nice as a pie asked to borrow my bong told me come get stoned i said i alreadys am
21:22:09 <orange> i think it was a plan to work me up.
21:22:11 <orange> fucken cunts
21:24:25 <orange> every 2nd word out of his mouth is fuck fucken or cunt
21:24:36 <orange> wtf
21:24:46 <orange> ;smacs that fucken cunts skull right up em'
21:24:58 <orange> this guy is an idiiot
21:33:43 Join: steven ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
21:33:43 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa steven steven
21:36:37 Nick: orange is now known as amber
21:37:46 <amber> i got a cherry ripe. jelly cunt.
21:37:53 <steven> well well
21:40:23 <amber> get kickett the biscuit on cam now arsehole
21:41:48 <steven> loooooooooool
21:42:06 <steven> shut up amby
21:45:34 <Blitzkrieg> So you've finally swapped to a chicks name faggot?
21:46:06 <amber> ?¿
21:46:08 <amelia> i made a song
21:46:18 <amelia> http://vocaroo.com/i/s12BKmne0ipk
21:46:33 <amelia> BEWARE its v. sexy
21:47:00 <amber> dont make me breath some embers :->
21:47:11 <amber> +e
21:48:42 <amber> first date im gona dress up in my gronk outfit
21:48:49 <amber> remember it stephen?
21:49:14 <amber> gona haf a sh0wer -,-
21:55:18 <steven> ha ha
21:55:18 <Blitzkrieg> smokers cough
21:55:47 <steven> you and blitz would make a good couple
21:55:59 <Sharni> Cause I got high
21:56:06 <Blitzkrieg> Bahahahaha
21:56:08 <Sharni> This weed is Shit
21:56:21 <Blitzkrieg> Stop buying off Joel then
21:56:26 <amelia> i am the new toad voice :(
21:56:39 <steven> haha
21:56:40 <Blitzkrieg> RiBBiT
21:56:41 <Sharni> FML coughing me guys up
21:56:47 <Sharni> Guts lol
21:56:52 <steven> i was waiting for blitz to call you a toad
21:56:52 <amelia> its comin back to bite me in the ass
21:56:52 <steven> haaha
21:56:56 <Sharni> Can't half tell I'm not a smoker
21:57:03 <Blitzkrieg> Karma
21:57:09 <Blitzkrieg> Big time
21:57:11 <amelia> booooooooo
21:57:40 <Blitzkrieg> What's that?
21:57:50 <Blitzkrieg> I don't understand croak
21:57:52 <Blitzkrieg> :(
21:58:00 <Sharni> Lol
21:58:01 <amelia> wahhhhhhhh
21:58:08 <amelia> be nice @ me or i will cry
21:58:13 <amelia> I'm jus a lil frogette
21:58:20 <Sharni> Fucking half a joint my head is spinning wtf
21:58:23 <Sharni> Lol
21:58:41 <Blitzkrieg> RiBbIT
21:58:47 <Sharni> Croak
21:58:53 <Blitzkrieg> I'll download a translator
21:58:57 <Sharni> Frogs croak
21:59:03 <Blitzkrieg> So I can understand amelia
21:59:04 <Sharni> Not Ribbit
21:59:17 <amelia> jdjejdjejjdjjsksjsklaowinf
21:59:26 <amelia> u jus can't handle it
21:59:35 <Blitzkrieg> Yes I know I'm awesome amelia
21:59:40 <Blitzkrieg> ;D
21:59:45 <Sharni> She said go a set of balls ya maggot
21:59:50 <amelia> hahahahahaa
21:59:53 <Sharni> Jokes
22:00:18 <Sharni> Say something else in croakaneise
22:00:28 <Blitzkrieg> 😂😂😂
22:00:32 <steven> i was going to send a photo of my weed
22:00:39 <steven> but isnt working!
22:00:46 <Sharni> Lol
22:00:51 <Sharni> My joint is shit
22:00:56 <Sharni> My brother rolled it
22:01:13 <Sharni> Well not really rolled it emptied a cig and put it in
22:01:22 <amber> 2pac showed me how to roll a joint
22:01:27 <Sharni> I don't need a filter
22:01:38 <Blitzkrieg> This server is doin my head in.. it keeps telling me I don't have the latest kernel installed
22:01:44 <Blitzkrieg> but I do
22:01:55 <amber> he had a clip 'young niggas this is how u roll a perfect blunt'
22:02:12 <steven> amelia
22:02:14 <steven> er
22:02:15 <steven> amber
22:02:18 <steven> http://prntscr.com/cgcxr9
22:02:20 <amelia> u r a kernel
22:02:22 <steven> or both
22:03:14 <Sharni> Moist
22:03:19 <Sharni> That makes me moist
22:03:28 <steven> haha
22:03:32 <steven> get your flaps out then
22:04:25 <Sharni> Now
22:04:27 <Sharni> No lol
22:04:35 <steven> yeah now
22:04:37 <Blitzkrieg> Rather be a kernel than a toad
22:04:37 <amelia> flaps out for de #nh crew
22:04:40 <Sharni> Ok reshuffle
22:04:42 <Sharni> Ready
22:04:46 <Sharni> Emm
22:04:47 <amelia> booooo
22:04:51 <Sharni> FML
22:05:01 <steven> kernel or colonel
22:05:14 <Blitzkrieg> I'm talking linux
22:05:20 <steven> uname -a
22:05:29 <steven> ubuntu
22:05:33 <Blitzkrieg> Someone asked me to fix their server
22:05:42 <Sharni> I got ice cream
22:05:47 <Blitzkrieg> They paid some noob to do stuff and he fucked it instead
22:05:58 <Sharni> Oreo Mcflurry with Caramel
22:05:59 <steven> apt-get update
22:06:02 <Sharni> Fat like
22:06:02 <Blitzkrieg> So now I'm fixing it
22:06:06 <Sharni> Life
22:06:15 <Blitzkrieg> Yum -y update
22:06:44 <Sharni> Lol
22:06:46 <Sharni> What
22:06:47 <Blitzkrieg> CentOS box
22:06:58 <amber> stevie aka fairy floss
22:07:03 <steven> no wonder its fucked
22:07:07 <Sharni> I'm M-Oisin
22:07:11 <steven> i got an ounce of that shit
22:07:12 <Sharni> Hahah ETFs
22:07:13 <Sharni> Wtf
22:07:16 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
22:07:29 <amber> how much cunt
22:07:30 <amber> 500
22:07:33 <amber> AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHA
22:07:37 <Sharni> 50
22:07:48 <Sharni> And a bj
22:07:58 <amber> bumjack?
22:08:06 <Sharni> HJ
22:08:13 <amelia> hungry jack
22:08:25 <amber> roshanda
22:08:26 <Sharni> Lol
22:08:29 <Sharni> Shush
22:08:32 <steven> $350
22:08:53 <Sharni> And a blow Jon
22:08:57 <Sharni> Job
22:09:11 <amber> 350 for a bj ur off ur head
22:09:46 <Sharni> No silly he brought it for $350 and a bj
22:09:49 <amber> ive only got a couple dollars
22:10:02 <Sharni> Maybe next time than
22:10:35 <Blitzkrieg> Lollll @ $350 for a bj
22:10:48 <steven> i might buy another 3 tommorow
22:10:51 <steven> just to stock up
22:10:54 <Blitzkrieg> Someone like Kunny would pay that
22:10:59 <Blitzkrieg> That's about it
22:11:02 <Sharni> Aww yeha
22:11:27 <Sharni> Everyone said I got ripped for mine
22:11:33 <steven> dw
22:11:38 <steven> it wont matter for u
22:11:43 <Sharni> True
22:11:44 <steven> it will get u blazed
22:11:48 <steven> trust me
22:11:59 <Sharni> I've had one and I'm kinda high
22:12:07 <steven> yeh it will do the job
22:12:13 <amelia> im high too
22:12:25 <Sharni> Cbf rolling one
22:12:25 <amelia> on CoLD & FLu tablets
22:12:31 <steven> kekeeke~
22:12:34 <Sharni> Noice hard shit
22:12:41 <steven> the day ones have meth in em!
22:12:46 <steven> cracky
22:12:48 <Sharni> Meth
22:12:51 <Sharni> You mean speed
22:12:54 <amelia> ye none of this timid shit
22:13:01 <steven> same shit different name
22:13:02 <Sharni> What's that shit that has speed in it
22:13:23 <Sharni> When you go to the pharmacy you full have to sign shit to get it
22:13:27 <amelia> they cant have meth cos ive had like 6 today (2 at a time) and after 20 mins in taking them i pass out
22:13:39 <steven> ok
22:13:43 <steven> if you have the day and night
22:13:47 <Sharni> lol
22:13:49 <steven> the day ones habe it
22:13:53 <steven> the night one dont habe it
22:13:58 <Sharni> Yes
22:14:01 <Sharni> Make you sleep
22:14:07 <Sharni> Knock you the fuck out
22:14:11 <Sharni> BAK
22:14:13 <steven> ill knock you out dog
22:14:14 <Sharni> Bam
22:14:16 <Sharni> Lol
22:14:19 <Sharni> Do it
22:14:21 <Sharni> I'm waiting
22:14:22 <steven> yeah dog
22:14:27 <steven> u modded ur pokemon yet
22:14:31 <Sharni> Nah
22:14:34 <steven> shit c unt
22:14:41 <Sharni> Cbf
22:14:44 <steven> do it
22:14:48 <steven> ur laptop will work
22:14:55 <Sharni> It's too slow
22:15:03 <Sharni> I'll Fucking throw it at the wall
22:15:12 <steven> haha
22:15:15 <Sharni> I did that to my previous one
22:15:22 <steven> who cares u only need it for 10 minutes max
22:15:29 <Sharni> 10 mins
22:15:38 <Sharni> Dude it takes 5min for it to turn on
22:15:46 <steven> well turn it on right now
22:15:50 <steven> then we will have 5 minutes
22:16:14 <Blitzkrieg> Pseudophedrine
22:16:20 <Blitzkrieg> Or however you spell it
22:16:28 <Sharni> It don't connect to my phone
22:16:34 <Sharni> Yep
22:16:41 <Blitzkrieg> Get a real laptop :p
22:16:47 <Sharni> Buy me one
22:16:57 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha nup
22:16:58 <Sharni> I ain't wasting money on one
22:17:01 <Blitzkrieg> Ask kunny
22:17:03 <Sharni> I got my phone
22:17:07 <Sharni> That shit will do
22:19:37 <steven> haha
22:22:27 <amber> the dude came asked me to have a cone again
22:22:35 <amber> so i took the offer up
22:22:35 <Sharni> Lol
22:22:50 <amber> he gave me 2 cones of his weed
22:22:50 <Sharni> Aww yeah
22:23:00 <amber> im gona green it
22:23:03 <amber> holy fuck
22:23:08 <Sharni> Haha
22:23:09 <amber> i can hardly breathe
22:23:12 <Sharni> We all high
22:23:43 <Sharni> My hand smells like weed
22:24:06 <amber> he sais we smoke tremendous green where i am from it only gets better
22:24:23 <amelia> god you're annoying
22:24:30 <Sharni> Meh
22:24:34 <amber> hes the funniest cunt
22:24:41 <amelia> not you Sharni
22:24:46 <Sharni> Otay
22:24:58 <Sharni> steven I'm gana smash it
22:25:10 <steven> lol
22:25:11 <amelia> the one that jus dribbles constant shit
22:25:15 <Sharni> Fucking stupid thing won't even open up the wifi thing
22:25:34 <amber> i paid $720 for 45 minites with 4 different ones in a row cost me just over 2k
22:25:42 <steven> u dont need wifi
22:25:45 <amber> he sais
22:25:54 <Sharni> I'm just saying Mm
22:25:55 <Sharni> Man
22:25:58 <steven> kk
22:26:02 <amber> i said fucken quinella
22:26:04 <steven> just plug ur phone in
22:26:11 <Sharni> I did
22:26:12 <steven> bitch
22:26:15 <steven> is it charging?
22:26:15 <amber> he said what sorta bloke would wanna do that
22:26:20 <Sharni> Not even fucking charging
22:26:25 <steven> ur cord is fucked
22:26:28 <amber> wouldnt
22:26:35 <Sharni> No it fucking not
22:26:38 <steven> hahaa
22:26:46 <amber> or root for 6 hours straight
22:26:47 <Sharni> I'll get another one
22:26:48 <steven> i bet if you have another it will work
22:26:50 Quit: GoldSpade ([email protected]) Quit: If you can't handle the truth, don't look the mirror.
22:26:53 <steven> good good
22:26:56 <amber> i said thats the icing on the cake brah
22:26:58 <steven> ill be back in 2 minutes
22:26:59 <steven> dont give up
22:27:09 <amelia> don't look the mirror
22:27:55 <amber> pissed n drunk
22:28:20 <Sharni> It not Fucking working
22:28:20 <Arbition> Redline is so Pithy
22:28:44 <amber> this chris snellman
22:28:49 <amber> lmao
22:28:54 <steven> haha
22:28:56 <steven> ur gai
22:28:58 <Arbition> Still, makes me want to go for a drive
22:29:34 Join: ynnoB ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:29:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o ynnoB
22:30:36 <Sharni> Says I have 8 root ports for my usb that makes me moist
22:32:16 <amelia> worst word ever
22:32:57 Quit: Bonny ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:33:06 <Sharni> https://youtu.be/541X9jrPpAQ
22:33:10 <BlackDevil> Youtube: That makes me moist. (May 5, 2016) Length: 0:19 - Category: People & Blogs - 23,989 views views - 95 likes (96%), 4 dislikes (4%)
22:33:21 <Sharni> Watch it
22:33:26 * amelia cries
22:33:28 <Sharni> That's the reason o keep saying it
22:33:29 <Sharni> I
22:33:38 <Sharni> And I'm trying to say it like her too
22:33:40 <Sharni> Lol
22:33:44 <amelia> bwahahahahha
22:33:52 <amelia> another gross word
22:33:53 <Sharni> Lol
22:33:55 <amelia> gape
22:34:14 <Sharni> Haha
22:34:28 <amber> Lumeah
22:34:29 <amber> Lumeah
22:34:30 <amber> Lumeah
22:34:31 <amber> Lumeah
22:34:31 <amber> lmao
22:34:44 Nick: amber is now known as kuniva
22:34:57 Nick: kuniva is now known as peacekeeper
22:35:15 Kick: peacekeeper was kicked by Blitzkrieg (fuck)
22:35:26 <amelia> he doin my head in
22:35:31 Join: peacekeeper ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:35:32 <Blitzkrieg> Me too
22:35:40 <peacekeeper> wait. ill murder these snakes tomorrow.
22:37:07 <Blitzkrieg> Fuck up loser
22:37:28 <peacekeeper> i got something thatll make you moist
22:37:38 <peacekeeper> the don makaveli
22:37:45 <Sharni> I kill you
22:37:48 <Sharni> What
22:38:12 <peacekeeper> and you would say to me? how great this life can be?
22:39:37 <Sharni> Icky
22:41:30 <Sharni> Lol wtf
22:42:00 <Sharni> Dude
22:42:11 <Sharni> My phone connected right
22:42:21 <Sharni> And than the screen blacked out
22:44:39 <peacekeeper> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yf3DP7UVWg
22:44:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cheap Sober - Evil Bitch (Apr 27, 2016) Length: 3:55 - Category: Film & Animation - 51,073 views views - 371 likes (96.9%), 12 dislikes (3.1%)
22:48:15 Join: GoldSpade ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:48:45 <GoldSpade> hicks n dicks :)
22:49:00 <GoldSpade> hello
22:49:07 <Sharni> Hey fund
22:49:11 <Sharni> Cunt
22:49:12 <Sharni> Lol
22:49:18 <GoldSpade> hehe nice to see you as well
22:49:37 <GoldSpade> GoldSpade fund
22:49:55 <GoldSpade> that would be alright ay
22:50:24 <Sharni> Yeah goes straight to me
22:50:40 <GoldSpade> heheh
22:50:53 <GoldSpade> we can split it
22:51:06 <Sharni> Sure I get 97.7%
22:51:14 <Sharni> you get the remainder
22:51:14 <GoldSpade> hehe
22:51:25 <Sharni> Steven
22:51:32 <Sharni> steven:
22:51:41 <Sharni> Quick it's connected dawg
22:51:58 <GoldSpade> have you met steveo Sharni
22:52:08 <Sharni> Steven
22:52:16 <Sharni> Ah
22:53:57 <GoldSpade> where do you come from sharni
22:54:07 <peacekeeper> tasmania
22:54:13 <Sharni> I come from the land down under
22:54:21 <GoldSpade> tassy
22:54:23 <Sharni> You better run
22:54:28 <Sharni> You better take cover
22:54:30 <GoldSpade> bit lonely down there
22:54:37 <Sharni> Sydney babez
22:54:39 <peacekeeper> shutup sharni
22:54:43 <peacekeeper> ya stupid prick
22:54:50 <GoldSpade> heh
22:54:52 <GoldSpade> nasty
22:54:53 <Sharni> Make me cunt
22:55:05 <Sharni> Fucking dumb cunt
22:55:08 <Sharni> I'll cut you
22:55:22 <Sharni> Mutt frog
22:55:53 * peacekeeper throws a knife straight between sharnis eyes into her brain.
22:55:59 <peacekeeper> rest in pieces.
22:56:15 <GoldSpade> fantasy murder
22:56:16 <GoldSpade> heh
22:56:56 <peacekeeper> x_x
22:57:17 <GoldSpade> 8)
22:57:32 <peacekeeper> you ever seen the texas chainsaw massacre
22:57:45 <GoldSpade> some of it
22:57:54 <GoldSpade> dont like those movies
22:58:00 <peacekeeper> the newest one?
22:58:11 <peacekeeper> leathface is a fucking choir boy compared to me
22:58:12 <GoldSpade> probably an old one
22:58:34 <GoldSpade> my ex's brother used to watch them
22:58:48 <peacekeeper> bad taste ?
22:58:58 <GoldSpade> I dont like horror movies really
22:59:14 <GoldSpade> I dont want to kill people from irc
22:59:20 <peacekeeper> watch 31
22:59:27 <peacekeeper> devils rejects
22:59:54 <Sharni> I hate horror movies
22:59:56 <Sharni> Same shit
23:00:10 <Sharni> Killing and the blood and the guys and the screams
23:00:14 <Sharni> Guys
23:00:23 <GoldSpade> probably most of them are illuminati indorsed
23:00:31 <Sharni> Gay
23:00:47 <peacekeeper> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hqR1JAZhmg
23:00:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 31 Official Trailer 1 (2016) - Rob Zombie Horror Movie (Jun 14, 2016) Length: 2:21 - Category: Film & Animation - 619,054 views views - 3,548 likes (79.7%), 901 dislikes (20.3%)
23:01:31 <peacekeeper> aheri moon
23:01:37 <peacekeeper> sheri moon his wife
23:01:43 <peacekeeper> omg HAwT
23:04:09 <Sharni> steven:
23:04:11 <Sharni> Ya mutt
23:05:22 <Sharni> Zomg
23:07:40 <peacekeeper> me testicles stink
23:07:51 <peacekeeper> hot :)
23:08:21 Nick: ynnoB is now known as Bonny
23:08:24 <GoldSpade> thats what happens when you dont have a shower for a week
23:08:47 <peacekeeper> 6 weeks*
23:08:52 <GoldSpade> heh
23:09:04 <GoldSpade> didnt pay water bill?
23:09:10 <GoldSpade> heh
23:12:15 <Sharni> steven:
23:17:31 <peacekeeper> nite
23:17:38 <peacekeeper> thats all folks
23:18:26 <Sharni> Toodles
23:19:47 <peacekeeper> ill dream of u
23:20:01 <peacekeeper> with a fountain of blood streaming from your mouth
23:20:08 <peacekeeper> jk
23:20:09 <GoldSpade> heh lovely
23:20:12 <peacekeeper> c u
23:20:18 <GoldSpade> bye Sharni
23:20:32 <Sharni> Bye
23:20:32 <GoldSpade> or peacekeeper` is going
23:20:38 <Sharni> steven:
23:20:42 <GoldSpade> not keeping up
23:21:35 <Arbition> lol I spun my tyres going around corners in the city. good thing I didn't get pulled over
23:25:28 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*bellz@*.95.BE80CB.64361C
23:25:28 Kick: peacekeeper was kicked by ChanOP ((Blitzkrieg) night faggot)
23:27:12 <GoldSpade> heh
23:27:25 <GoldSpade> guess he'll be going to bed now
23:27:47 <Sharni> Lol
23:27:57 <Sharni> You lost traction ?
23:28:12 <Blitzkrieg> Only a 5 min ban
23:28:19 <Sharni> From what
23:28:27 <Blitzkrieg> His rambling and acting hard gets boring
23:30:25 <GoldSpade> whats happend to breaker
23:30:59 <GoldSpade> he dead yet or what
23:39:14 <Blitzkrieg> He was on before
23:39:22 <Blitzkrieg> Being stalkerish as usual
23:43:54 <Sharni> steven: p
23:43:56 <Sharni> So rude
23:45:50 <GoldSpade> heh
23:46:10 <GoldSpade> maybe hes having fun with porn
23:54:01 <Sharni> Bloody bum hole
23:54:19 Part: Sharni ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
23:55:29 <GoldSpade> heheh
23:55:33 <GoldSpade> shes jealous!
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