// #nerdhacks — 2016-09-03
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00:01:03 <President_Trump> Skirmish couldnt handle a glamour like jen
00:01:04 <amelia> http://www.factzoo.com/sites/all/img/birds/worlds-ugliest-bird.jpg
00:01:22 <Alakazam> went and got a chicken burger
00:01:39 <President_Trump> pic
00:01:40 <amelia> why you got shit name for
00:01:42 <Alakazam> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
00:01:57 <Alakazam> i left the burger in the carpark
00:01:58 <Skirmish> I've seen Jen's pics. Not an ugly girl but not my type.
00:02:10 <President_Trump> Alakazam's brain continually grows, infinitely multiplying brain cells. This amazing brain gives this Pokémon an astoundingly high IQ of 5000.
00:02:14 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
00:02:15 <Alakazam> looooooooooooooool
00:02:31 <amelia> you're an idiot steven hahaha
00:02:51 <Skirmish> Why would you sit a burger down in a car park?
00:02:59 <President_Trump> if u divide that number by 100 it will give you steven's iq
00:03:30 <Alakazam> <Alakazam> abra > kadabra > alakazam
00:03:30 <Alakazam> <Alakazam> my brain continually grows making it head far too heavy to support with its neck this pokemon holds its head up using its physokinetic power instead!
00:04:57 <Skirmish> Going the nasty pasty for 'lunch'.
00:07:26 <Alakazam> i vomited up the burger
00:07:40 <Alakazam> nek minute i hear 30 seagulls eating my burger off the ground
00:07:44 <amelia> bulimic
00:07:53 <Alakazam> na
00:08:01 <Alakazam> shit burger
00:08:03 <amelia> bulimic
00:08:32 <Skirmish> Def sounds like an eating disorder.
00:08:41 <Alakazam> even if the chicken wasnt cooked
00:08:53 <Alakazam> mmmmK
00:08:55 <Skirmish> Raw chicken is good for your muscles.
00:09:00 <amelia> the first step is admitting you have a problem
00:09:29 <Skirmish> Raw chicken, raw eggs, protein powder. Ultimate protein shake.
00:09:39 <amelia> no
00:09:48 <amelia> raw chicken is good for nothing
00:09:53 <Skirmish> BEEEEEF CAKE.
00:10:13 <Alakazam> thats what it was raw chicken
00:10:17 <Skirmish> Makes me sad that you thought I was being serious.
00:10:38 <amelia> no i knew you were playing but the thought of raw chicken made me feel a lil sick
00:10:47 <Alakazam> SAME
00:10:50 <Alakazam> hawhawhaw
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00:10:59 <Skirmish> I love chicken. Could eat it every day for every meal.
00:11:19 <amelia> chicken schnitz ye
00:11:45 <Skirmish> If you have one nearby (not sure if in WA) check out the whole chickens from Oporto.
00:12:02 <amelia> oh ye we have Oporto
00:12:43 <Skirmish> They do family meals here. The sides are preservative loaded but the chicken is delish.
00:13:22 <amelia> i tried healthier option for schnitzel tonight
00:13:28 <Skirmish> Alakazam: Are you sure you didn't vomit the burger up because you were greening out?
00:13:39 <amelia> i used oats & paprika
00:13:49 <Skirmish> Was it nice?
00:13:53 <amelia> it was ok but not the same
00:14:10 <amelia> I would eat it again
00:14:22 <Skirmish> Wifey does a weetbix and spices coating sometimes and it's nice.
00:14:44 <Skirmish> I was shocked it was weetbix. She must spend ages crushing it down fine enough.
00:14:45 <Alakazam> so emma stops eating her burger
00:14:48 <Alakazam> opens it up
00:14:51 <amelia> ohhh yum weetbix always wins
00:14:53 <Alakazam> and the chicken isnt cooked
00:15:01 <Alakazam> i spat my burger out about 20 second earlier
00:15:03 <amelia> why didn't she jus blitz it
00:15:07 <amelia> yuck from hillarys?
00:15:13 <Alakazam> yea
00:15:21 <Skirmish> Sounds like the excuses of a light weight that was greening out.
00:15:31 <Skirmish> I bet Joel doesn't green out with his premium weed.
00:15:41 <amelia> that place has really gone down hill
00:15:45 <Alakazam> indeed
00:15:57 <amelia> throw it at the cword
00:15:59 <Alakazam> he has been away for 2 weeks
00:16:09 <amelia> call him up I'd be pissed as
00:16:15 <Alakazam> keke
00:16:17 <amelia> food poisoning
00:16:18 <Alakazam> i kept some rubbish
00:16:20 <Alakazam> just incase
00:17:02 <Skirmish> Wifey and I tried out a new restaurant at one of the local posh golf courses last night and I had a lamb shank. Was fantastic.
00:17:09 <Skirmish> Didn't even need a knife.
00:17:19 <amelia> Was fantastic.
00:17:33 <Skirmish> Rated it two thumbs up and a hearty burp.
00:18:22 <Skirmish> Next time it's the rubbed chicken for sure though.
00:19:09 <Skirmish> Want to stand behind the chef as he's rubbing the chicken and whisper in her ear 'You rub those spices into that chicken you slut. You like it don't ya ... Rub that chicken bitch'.
00:19:26 <Skirmish> She's* not he's. Although both probably would be effective.
00:29:19 <Skirmish> What is the plan for the weekend amelia
00:29:59 <amelia> i goin gym den for brekky with my friend tomorrow
00:30:20 <Skirmish> Nice.
00:30:23 <amelia> see if i can be fucked going out tomorrow night
00:30:29 <amelia> very unlikely
00:30:31 <amelia> yourself
00:30:47 <Skirmish> @ work 6pm to 6am tonight, tomorrow and Sunday night.
00:30:53 <Skirmish> Sleeping during the day.
00:31:07 <Skirmish> That is my plan.
00:31:19 <amelia> that actually sounds amazing
00:31:37 <amelia> I will definitely fit some naps in
00:31:39 <Skirmish> Come back on here if it's quiet and see if meth crazed Jerome is online to entertain me.
00:32:06 <amelia> yes he will def be back for his follow-up therapy sesh
00:33:18 <Skirmish> I heard today that Joel got a job offer but after talking to him for a little while about the job they withdrew the offer.
00:33:53 <Skirmish> They were going to take him to local high schools and simply point at him and say 'Drugs are bad kids. Stay off drugs. Even pot.'
00:34:12 <Skirmish> They quickly realised that he would pedo the girls at the schools though so had to cancel.
00:35:27 <amelia> joel in a school environment would be terrible for all involved
00:35:38 <Skirmish> Indeed.
00:35:46 <amelia> i am freakin sleepy
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00:36:28 <Skirmish> They were going to protect Joel's identity at the schools. They would advertise that 'Austistic Eminem' was coming to give a talk on drugs.
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07:40:46 <cheese> little boys poo and the man in my moon, when u cum in me sun i duno no wen, we ll have a good time then
07:41:54 <cheese> steven
07:42:05 <cheese> you have an arkanite m8
07:46:22 <cheese> dun even ekshist
07:46:28 <cheese> wonder where i got that from
07:46:33 <cheese> :{
07:46:46 <cheese> the prison
07:46:51 <cheese> figures
07:47:41 <cheese> piddelz
07:47:42 <cheese> piddelz
07:48:10 <cheese> errr
07:48:13 <cheese> ARCANINE
07:48:19 <cheese> i knew it
07:48:33 <cheese> hes deadly wen he loced out
07:48:41 <cheese> fire dog
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07:50:50 <cheese> Lumiessssssssssssssssssss
07:51:05 <cheese> ()_()
07:51:06 <cheese> (o.O)
07:51:06 <cheese> (''')(''')
07:51:16 <Glenn> Hey Lumeah! :)
07:53:31 <Lumeah> Hey Glenn
07:53:42 <Lumeah> Hey cheese babes
07:54:01 <Lumeah> Hehe i lub bunnie
07:54:48 <cheese> :}
07:56:23 <cheese> glenda
07:56:46 <Glenn> Tisk
07:57:47 <cheese> got any pokemons
08:00:09 <Glenn> One came to my door a few days ago. I pressed RESET, and poof! it disappeared! :)
08:00:47 <cheese> was it a doduo
08:00:57 <Lumeah> Lol
08:01:10 <Lumeah> Be really sad if u couldn't catch em
08:01:22 <Glenn> I'm not that kinky!
08:02:38 <cheese> but you're kinky in some respect
08:02:40 * cheese hides
08:03:03 <Lumeah> Lol
08:03:50 <cheese> did sleep lizziez
08:04:05 <Lumeah> Good boy hun
08:04:10 <cheese> i think matthew robertson is butthert
08:04:38 <Lumeah> Why
08:04:46 <cheese> dunos
08:05:15 <cheese> you want my pancakes 4 brekkie
08:05:57 <cheese> butter and syrup
08:10:40 <Lumeah> Yup babes
08:15:14 <cheese> yessss
08:15:30 <cheese> u like strawberry n cream
08:15:33 <cheese> put that on 2
08:18:02 <Lumeah> Hehehe i spoiled
08:20:39 <cheese> nopeee
08:21:00 <cheese> i goin to fix up a house that some other painters didnt do right cus they suk
08:21:06 <cheese> on mundy mornin
08:21:56 <Lumeah> Lol haha... Why is it wrong?
08:22:23 <cheese> something they did with the paint i fink he said
08:22:33 <cheese> but it shud b okies
08:22:47 <Lumeah> Cool
08:24:27 <cheese> hope i get 30 hour
08:24:32 <cheese> 20 not enuff :))
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08:26:39 <cheese> lumies u no work today
08:55:42 * cheese sends some DDoS in steven's direction
09:00:16 * cheese steals Lumeah's cookies. Mwahaha!
09:01:55 <cheese> jon carries a chapstik in his pocket as a little teaser for on the go anus proding
09:02:57 <Lumeah> Hehe
09:03:27 <Lumeah> Nah. I rest today
09:04:02 <cheese> big week
09:04:16 <Lumeah> 50 better
09:04:16 <Lumeah> :p
09:05:09 <cheese> 500
09:05:34 <Lumeah> The possums ate my plants.. :(
09:05:45 <Lumeah> I need to scare them.
09:05:55 <Lumeah> Or catch it n move it.
09:06:00 <cheese> ill call the S.A.S Navy Seals
09:06:10 <cheese> theyll think twice
09:06:15 <Lumeah> Thankyou darlin
09:08:36 <cheese> keke
09:13:04 <cheese> ;p
09:32:49 <cheese> what u up 2, 2day?¿
09:37:01 <cheese> u can get possum traps
09:37:55 <cheese> lid will slide down on him in cage then take him into the jungle
09:39:45 <Lumeah> Sounds good
09:39:52 <Lumeah> Just bumming about today
09:39:56 <Lumeah> I think
09:40:03 <Lumeah> Need to go shops.
09:40:35 <cheese> me 2
09:40:45 <cheese> i need salt n pepper chicken
09:42:37 <Lumeah> ?
09:46:34 <cheese> steggles salt n pepper chicken chips
09:46:48 <cheese> i want warm lunch cus its cold windy here today
09:48:43 <Lumeah> Yeah it is. Sounds good,
09:51:08 <cheese> breaker only buys Ingham chicken products
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10:06:01 <cheese> lumieee
10:06:01 <cheese> ()_()
10:06:02 <cheese> (o.O)
10:06:02 <cheese> (''')(''')
10:07:37 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: kbaiiiiii :D
10:12:27 <cheese> mens anus's is jons candy in life
10:28:44 <cheese> lizzee the angel !
10:39:47 <cheese> stephen
10:39:50 <cheese> play ROSE online
10:39:55 <cheese> that game was coool as
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11:09:10 <cheese> wb
11:09:13 <cheese> :)
11:23:27 <cheese> stephen uses a horsee pokemon
11:23:31 <cheese> little bitch nigger pokemon
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12:11:03 <Lumeah> Lol
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13:00:19 <Glenn> A sad lad... :P
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13:52:23 <cheese> lumieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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14:12:46 <cheese> Lumeah
14:12:51 <cheese> precious :)
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14:32:15 Topic Is: 22:45:12 ^bozojim: and I at elast do add to teh intelligent conversation. Classic Jimbo.
14:32:15 Set By: (Skirmish) on: Fri Sep 02 22:48:49 2016
14:32:15 <cheese> <3
14:32:27 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o damian
14:34:44 <cheese> wonder what stephen dorks did today
14:35:06 <steven> loool
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14:36:28 <cheese> where is your arcanine dippy bird
14:37:36 <steven> loool
14:43:20 <cheese> where is your 9 tails?
14:43:33 <cheese> lolol bootn off to get lollies
14:51:31 <breaker> Hi steven
14:55:25 <steven> Hi
14:56:57 <piddelz> give me your cheese
14:56:58 <piddelz> now
14:57:22 <piddelz> some heroin for that cheese?
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14:59:18 <cheese> pidz
14:59:24 <cheese> hey pidz m8
14:59:35 <cheese> Lumeah
14:59:36 <cheese> Lumeah
15:00:14 <breaker> cheese, Have you ever tasted your own dick cheese?
15:00:58 <cheese> perhaps
15:01:31 <cheese> u suck urz out of hobbos butt with a straw
15:01:36 <cheese> lolll felcher
15:01:49 <breaker> Says the brown-nose arselicka.
15:03:06 <cheese> felcher anderson
15:04:28 <steven> no more cheating on pokemon go
15:04:32 <steven> they have fixed it
15:05:11 <cheese> good
15:05:27 <cheese> no more cheating for eggboy
15:05:31 <cheese> lmaooooo
15:06:01 <piddelz> ehehehehe
15:06:33 <piddelz> I make dick cheese all the time for my tea parties with my stuffed animal collection
15:06:38 <cheese> they shud delete all the pokemon cheaters have found via using cheats
15:06:48 <cheese> then dorks would have no pokemon aaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahaa
15:07:21 <steven> haha
15:07:29 <steven> i have a legit account aswell
15:08:34 <Lumeah> What.
15:08:45 <Lumeah> I never played it.. What do u do?
15:09:31 <cheese> catch little monsters
15:09:36 <cheese> :)
15:10:24 <cheese> give them vitamins to grow them up
15:14:26 <Lumeah> No actually..
15:14:32 <Lumeah> What do u do.
15:14:42 <piddelz> I want lumes to bring cheese around so we can munch on his awesome fingers
15:15:08 <Lumeah> Wtf
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15:22:05 <cheese> ewwwwwwwwwwww
15:25:17 <cheese> piddelz is a homosexual man
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15:37:12 <GoldSpade> wacks n hacks :)
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15:59:44 <steven> sup
15:59:54 <Sharni> Nm nm
16:00:05 <cheese> ShaRtz
16:00:12 <cheese> u little witch
16:00:13 <steven> u do the pokemon thing yet
16:00:16 <steven> ya dumb mutt
16:00:46 <Sharni> Nah my stupid laptop isn't connecting to my phone so I'll steal my nieces laptop when I get home from me weekend a way
16:00:54 <steven> k
16:00:58 <Sharni> Yas
16:01:04 <Sharni> Good Pokemon here
16:01:08 <steven> might be the cord
16:01:11 <cheese> weekend away
16:01:15 <cheese> lololoololol
16:01:21 <Sharni> What cunt
16:01:34 <cheese> lmaooooooo
16:01:37 <Sharni> Pikachus evolve ran away
16:01:44 <cheese> good
16:01:47 <steven> haahaha
16:01:48 <Sharni> Cp 999 not much but good
16:01:50 <steven> rhiachu
16:01:54 <Sharni> Yea that's it
16:02:20 <Sharni> There's a check on 10 meters from the holiday house
16:02:26 <steven> i just bash gyms
16:02:26 <cheese> cp 12 weedle is what u need u retarded blonde pig
16:02:29 <Sharni> Pretty good not complaining
16:02:49 <Sharni> cheese you have a weedle problem..
16:02:59 <Sharni> Gym isn't too far either
16:03:47 <cheese> in ya undies
16:03:51 <Sharni> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/zhrr1GNh/IMG_4971.PNG
16:06:10 <Sharni> Anyways laters going in the pool yaaaaaaa
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16:06:17 <cheese> SharniNeedsAKickInTheHead
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16:18:59 <cheese> lumie i need hug hug
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16:26:13 <cheese> Lumeah3
16:26:14 <cheese> Lumeah3
16:26:16 <cheese> miss u
16:26:47 <Glenn> You miss everyone who wears a skirt! :P
16:27:26 <breaker> And they don't miss him.
16:29:47 <cheese> i miss u glenn
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16:31:48 <Glenn> Probably as much as a quick foot up the butt! :P
16:38:42 <cheese> :-}
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