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01:39 <amelia> (CaptainPugwash) you will be killed :)
01:43 <amelia> aaaaaahahahahahahaa
02:46 <Skirmish> Jerome?
02:55 <amelia> but of course
03:02 <slinky_J> wow this is totally ruining fights scenes in american films Ripstaa lol
03:03 <Skirmish> lol classic jerome.
05:31 <steven> hahahah
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27:57 <slinky_J> I have three snickers bars!
28:01 <slinky_J> awoo woo woo
28:45 <slinky_J> 4 xm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdynW1w5OQU
28:47 <slinky_J> hahaha!
28:49 <BlackDevil> Youtube: WOO WOO WOO (Dec 27, 2012) Length: 0:37 - Category: Comedy - 23,619 views views - 205 likes (97.2%), 6 dislikes (2.8%)
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18:17 <CaptainPugwash> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ nerdhacks
20:35 * CaptainPugwash slaps imitable around a bit with a large trout
20:38 <CaptainPugwash> lolllllllllllllllllllll
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56:08 <slinky_J> Ripstaa http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Blumpkin%20Blind
56:10 <slinky_J> LOL
59:19 <Ripstaa> ;)
05:48 <slinky_J> btw bro got somethin for ya
06:00 <slinky_J> and ill post u one of my short as fuck bf4 vids
06:06 <slinky_J> BEST RAILGUN FROM CHOPPER EVER
06:17 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ibtcRKN8x4
06:21 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Most Epic Railgun Montage of All Time (Dec 3, 2014) Length: 5:31 - Category: Gaming - 693,822 views views - 14,154 likes (98.6%), 195 dislikes (1.4%)
06:27 <slinky_J> lol@neebs
09:19 <Ripstaa> im already subbed to neebs =)
09:46 <Ripstaa> seen most of his vids if not all
10:29 <slinky_J> nice
10:31 <slinky_J> https://1drv.ms/v/s!AiFUlzT2O2SZgnu0Ud3YxP8JFv79
10:40 <slinky_J> me with railgun in chopper
10:44 <slinky_J> only person flying it
10:48 <slinky_J> nobody else in it
10:49 <slinky_J> ;)
11:28 <Ripstaa> best game everrrrrrr
11:30 <Ripstaa> BF4444444444
12:09 <slinky_J> bf4444
12:51 <Ripstaa> i've got 4000+
13:11 <slinky_J> railgun vs jet https://1drv.ms/v/s!AiFUlzT2O2SZgnx6RBJW7Jj3xh5Q
13:13 <slinky_J> lelz
13:15 <Ripstaa> 40hours per week x 52 = 2000
13:21 <Ripstaa> 2 years full time bf4 lulz
13:22 <slinky_J> im gonna check battlelog
15:00 <Ripstaa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXTm96qEX-A
15:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BF4: Jet-A-Ski (Apr 8, 2014) Length: 2:44 - Category: Gaming - 520,556 views views - 16,235 likes (99.2%), 133 dislikes (0.8%)
15:21 <Ripstaa> new meaning to JET"ski"
15:26 <slinky_J> lols
15:35 <slinky_J> 729h 14m
15:37 <slinky_J> :o
15:52 <Ripstaa> thats 8months fulltime bf4
15:52 <slinky_J> starting 2013
15:53 <slinky_J> far out
15:57 <slinky_J> yer
15:59 <Ripstaa> =p
16:13 <slinky_J> not as long as i thought
16:19 <Ripstaa> i'm coming 2nd in australia in kills
16:29 <slinky_J> as in overall second
16:32 <slinky_J> nice
16:32 <Ripstaa> yes
16:34 <slinky_J> ima look
17:02 <Ripstaa> 328424 kills
17:03 <slinky_J> aw yay least im in div 1
17:09 <slinky_J> with score n sniping
18:11 <Ripstaa> gonna play now locker 247
18:12 <Ripstaa> brb
18:18 <slinky_J> LOL
18:19 <slinky_J> k
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07:18 <Ripstaa> BUFFALO WINGS NOMNOMNOM
09:02 <slinky_J> oh you fucker
09:03 <slinky_J> haha
28:50 <Ripstaa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ShXYcL-D2s
28:55 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rush Hour 3 (2007) Bloopers Outtakes Gag Reel (Jun 18, 2013) Length: 2:55 - Category: Film & Animation - 247,046 views views - 1,418 likes (99.1%), 13 dislikes (0.9%)
28:55 <Ripstaa> 2ND ONE THO
30:20 <Ripstaa> CHEEEEEEEEZE!
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34:37 <slinky_J> wb
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23:53 <steven> kek
27:36 <BlackDevil> kek
27:37 <BlackDevil> my
27:39 <BlackDevil> nuts
27:42 <BlackDevil> with
27:44 <BlackDevil> your
27:49 <BlackDevil> tounge steven
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33:40 <steven> haha
34:21 <steven> joel would be upset then
35:53 <BlackDevil> why?
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37:51 <steven> because you are a item
37:54 <steven> an
38:05 <steven> a an
38:06 <steven> an a
56:08 <BlackDevil> wtf is joel
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11:46 <steven> aka your boyfriend
12:59 <BlackDevil> ?
13:02 <BlackDevil> im confused
13:31 <steven> KEKEKE
14:25 <slinky_J> Skirmish http://i65.tinypic.com/5b5k3k.jpg
14:34 <steven> how many bots in #sydney ?
15:06 <slinky_J> only me!
15:09 <slinky_J> who knows
15:26 <slinky_J> i made pasta in the pressure cooker
15:29 <slinky_J> lol it's soggy as fuck haha
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15:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa amelia amelia
15:45 <steven> kekeke`
15:55 <steven> hey ame darlng
16:14 <amelia> hahahahahaahha
16:23 <steven> :}
16:31 <amelia> steven if you can't look at yourself dont look in the mirror
16:34 <amelia> got it?
16:36 <steven> hahaaha
16:37 <steven> mmmK
17:11 <steven> i can put a smile on your dial
17:32 <amelia> kekeke
19:05 <steven> https://www.facebook.com/443610499161986/videos/517889948400707/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
19:46 <slinky_J> amelia what is sackboys favourite sport
19:50 <slinky_J> sacker
19:58 <slinky_J> what is sackboys favourite movie
20:00 <amelia> ahahahahahhaa
20:03 <slinky_J> sack wars the sack awakens
20:04 <slinky_J> :P
20:14 <amelia> wot is sack boys favourite food
20:19 <amelia> Sacdonalds
20:22 <slinky_J> haha
20:26 <slinky_J> what is his favourite song
20:28 <slinky_J> Sacking Ball
20:52 <slinky_J> Hungry Sacks
21:05 <amelia> what is his favourite animal
21:11 <amelia> sactopus
21:26 <amelia> idk dats the best i could think up
21:41 <slinky_J> hahaha
21:43 <slinky_J> Sackrus
22:05 <amelia> haha
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24:22 <steven> https://www.facebook.com/LovehelloU/videos/1547411435324309/
24:26 <FeralDevil> smelly testicles
24:58 <steven> oi kunny
25:00 <steven> this is your nanna
25:02 <steven> https://www.facebook.com/631467250241715/videos/1118324234889345/
28:01 <BlackDevil> have you ever thought of killing steven joel?
28:48 <FeralDevil> LMAOOOOOOOO
28:54 <FeralDevil> nar
29:00 <FeralDevil> stephen is a pop-tart
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29:06 <FeralDevil> soft in the middle
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29:20 <Steven1> i know
29:23 <Steven1> i'll be at your show
29:27 <Steven1> watching waiting
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30:17 <FeralDevil> blink 182 woofter gutz
30:19 <FeralDevil> LOLOLOLLLLLLLLLL
30:51 <steven> lulz
31:07 <FeralDevil> bitch nigger
32:23 <slinky_J> what kind of fucking person does that on a floor
32:25 <slinky_J> fuck
33:33 <FeralDevil> yur mum
33:53 <FeralDevil> flute addict poo parrot
34:01 <FeralDevil> aaaaaaaaaaaLOLOLLLLLLLLL
35:38 <FeralDevil> crews shatter when the flute addict poo parrot uses his automatic
36:35 <slinky_J> oi bro check it Skirmish http://i65.tinypic.com/5b5k3k.jpg
37:22 <FeralDevil> LOLLLLL
37:35 <FeralDevil> the flowers r prettier than the bride wedding??
38:26 <slinky_J> haha
39:33 <steven> looks like a female version of daz
40:19 <steven> FeralDevil you ready for your daily flogging?
41:49 <FeralDevil> oi
42:06 <FeralDevil> crews shatter when the flute addict poo parrot uses his automatic and abuse em like b-rabbit
42:06 <BlackDevil> i bet joel has killed people
42:47 <FeralDevil> ive killed a couple spiders
42:51 <FeralDevil> a toad
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42:59 <FeralDevil> mosquito
43:25 <FeralDevil> flys
43:50 <FeralDevil> fish
44:25 <FeralDevil> the mic
45:15 <slinky_J> i thought daz and mel were a perfect couple
45:29 <slinky_J> she's a total cunt n he totally wanted any cunt
45:44 <steven> he dont think he can be fussy
46:24 <steven> when he was seeing jen.. jen was seeing tisk
46:42 <steven> like..........
46:57 <steven> even after that, she still had 3 guys chasing her
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47:11 <slinky_J> lol
48:48 <steven> even slinky was tryn to bang it at one stage
48:55 <steven> young pollock put a stop to that
49:11 <slinky_J> whut
49:13 <slinky_J> me
49:14 <slinky_J> jen
49:17 <slinky_J> haha
49:20 <slinky_J> no thx
49:27 <slinky_J> i can get my own girl
50:09 <slinky_J> im not like half these virgin faggots on here been with one chick and covet pussy like its something they gotta earn
50:12 <steven> where is she?
50:46 <slinky_J> how do u mean
50:58 <steven> <slinky_J> i can get my own girl
51:02 <slinky_J> yer
51:04 <steven> where is she?
51:13 <slinky_J> out there?
51:28 <steven> so how are you sure you can get your own girl
51:37 <slinky_J> kinda question is that
51:54 <steven> you told me you can get a girl
52:03 <slinky_J> ye thats what i said
52:16 <steven> are you sure you can?
52:20 <slinky_J> sure
52:27 <steven> how long will this take?
52:36 <slinky_J> y would it take long
52:43 <slinky_J> only broke up with a chick last yr
53:06 <slinky_J> i think u look at these things two ways bro
53:23 <steven> no im just being a little cunt
53:23 <slinky_J> 1 because of the relationship you have and how you view that
53:24 <FeralDevil> sum1 said me hair looks like noodles
53:30 <slinky_J> and 2 how you view people on mIRC
53:40 <steven> yes
53:42 <slinky_J> aha oh thought u were bein srs
53:48 <slinky_J> noodelz
53:48 <FeralDevil> calls me noodles
53:51 <FeralDevil> LOLOLOL
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54:03 <slinky_J> the dude that stabbed me, his nickname was Noddy
54:04 <slinky_J> LOL
54:14 <slinky_J> he didnt get the implied joke
54:45 <steven> what was the joke
55:04 <steven> FeralDevil
55:08 <steven> have you fixed your skype yet
55:19 <FeralDevil> not for cam
55:24 <FeralDevil> can msg~
55:26 <FeralDevil> :))
55:30 <FeralDevil> the cam buggered
55:36 <FeralDevil> the wires r showing is how i got it
55:43 <FeralDevil> 1 must be damaged
56:11 <slinky_J> noddy
56:12 <slinky_J> on the nod
56:16 <slinky_J> a dopey cunt
56:19 <steven> haha
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59:21 <slinky_J> hehe
00:34 <slinky_J> such a dumbfuck
00:34 <slinky_J> before he stabbed me he was whinging about not seeing his kid for christmas
00:34 <FeralDevil> slowpoke
00:34 <slinky_J> and i eventually grew tired of it and told him that if he hadnt of bashed his pregnant ex and broken the babies ribs he would see her
00:34 <slinky_J> man did he lose his shit
03:27 <steven> what you try'n to tell me...(in a whinging pom voice)
03:28 <slinky_J> lol
03:28 <Arbition> who bashed a pregnant lady wtf
03:28 <Arbition> *bashes
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03:28 <FeralDevil> me
03:28 <steven> yeah i do that on sundays
03:28 <steven> i punch babies
03:28 <steven> ya know what i mean
03:46 <FeralDevil> i drop punt a baby over the goal posts
04:13 <steven> How childish.
04:51 <slinky_J> LOL
04:53 <slinky_J> ahaha
05:21 <steven> no ice coffee
05:23 <steven> what will i do
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07:43 <slinky_J> do a poo
07:46 <slinky_J> i shall go do a poo
07:51 <slinky_J> a poo for me a poo for you
07:55 <slinky_J> a poo for all occasions
08:06 <steven> i done one at work
08:08 <steven> and got paid for it
08:12 <steven> loooooooooooooool!
08:42 <steven> i use the girls toliets
08:47 <steven> i refuse to use the guys
10:08 <steven> guy at works who plays pokemon legit
10:12 <steven> he is about 40 odd
10:24 <steven> i show him my pokemon and he goes fucking mad
10:28 <steven> 'you cheating fuck'
10:36 <steven> 'stop fucking cheating man'
11:24 <Arbition> raeg
11:32 <steven> yeah he gets worked up
12:28 <steven> he is like 'this is how you find pokemon'
12:34 <steven> loads up this app that shows some wierd shit
12:40 <steven> i was like 'this is how you find pokemon'
12:43 <steven> showed him my way
12:46 <steven> 'YOU CHEATING FUCK'
12:52 <steven> ahahahaa
12:59 <steven> i dont know where he is from
13:02 <steven> switzerland
13:24 <steven> his name is yanko
15:24 <FeralDevil> http://tinypic.com/r/2ut0vwg/9
20:18 <steven> http://prntscr.com/cjplw6
20:39 <FeralDevil> went to probation
20:43 <FeralDevil> met catherine
20:46 <FeralDevil> LMAOOO
20:51 <steven> look at that formation, the definition is unreal
21:02 <FeralDevil> asked me about ice
21:09 <FeralDevil> detective cathy
21:32 <steven> did she get her T T s out
21:55 <FeralDevil> asked me about how often i use it
22:01 <FeralDevil> honsety is the best policy
22:08 <FeralDevil> i said
22:11 <FeralDevil> i said we run the block i get it cheap as fuck and all my mates r drug dealers you do the math
22:30 <FeralDevil> str8 up
23:22 <steven> did she say 'oh you are just a scabby cunt, why dont you just get a job you little dropkick'
23:33 <FeralDevil> no she wanted to have sex
23:45 <steven> 'im not interested in talking to little faggots like you, whats you mates name poofta'
26:52 <FeralDevil> i told them that i had been shot twice
26:54 <FeralDevil> hehehehehehehehehe
26:59 <FeralDevil> my only lie
27:11 <steven> kekeekekeke
29:19 <slinky_J> LOL steven
29:29 <slinky_J> We Run The Block
29:36 <slinky_J> new australian crime film
29:45 <slinky_J> about dudes that think they are african american
29:54 <slinky_J> "Yo nigga step off ma block!"
30:03 <slinky_J> *gets water pistol out, waves it around*
30:32 <FeralDevil> LOLZZZ
31:32 <FeralDevil> poo sniff
31:41 <FeralDevil> stink gay the poosniff
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33:15 <slinky_J> We all love friends but not when the coffee hangs around afterward.
33:32 <slinky_J> We all love friends but not the cunts that don't get that the party was over an hour ago
33:40 <steven> hahahahahah
33:49 <steven> i have cunts like that
33:50 <slinky_J> that cunt that always rocks up early
33:54 <slinky_J> drunk
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33:56 <slinky_J> lol yer
33:56 <steven> 'bro session is gone now fuck off'
34:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
34:03 <FeralDevil> a wretched lecture right hook connector bent ya with wrench removed yer dental time for dentures
34:22 <slinky_J> i have this one mate that will call from strippers up the road
34:29 <slinky_J> come around pissed as and pass out half hour later
34:31 <slinky_J> fgt
36:07 <slinky_J> getting better FeralDevil
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39:26 <FeralDevil> i go on australia's got talent??
39:30 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Bonny
39:54 <slinky_J> x housemate of mine went on australian idol
39:55 <slinky_J> on meth
40:02 <slinky_J> he did a sommersalt
40:05 <slinky_J> dunno if u remember
40:11 <slinky_J> u could tell he was off his guts
40:25 <slinky_J> he was even wearing trackies i refused to wear because they were stained lol
40:38 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZPv-j0WZs4
40:43 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mike Perry - The Ocean ft. Shy Martin (Music video) (May 21, 2016) Length: 2:57 - Category: Music - 9,340,543 views views - 79,500 likes (98.9%), 861 dislikes (1.1%)
41:16 <steven> giving in, to your touch
41:22 <steven> i can never get enuff
41:56 <slinky_J> ur a sweetheart rnt cha
42:10 <FeralDevil> stephen homosexual dorks
42:12 <FeralDevil> aaaaaaaaaahahhaahahhahaa
42:28 <slinky_J> i bet u sing emma love songs and wiggle ur tight buns to get her in the mood
42:36 <steven> im a great singer
42:46 <steven> my son even said 'dad you suck shut up'
43:52 <steven> kunny u got any weed
44:04 <Lumeah> sup fuckers
44:17 <FeralDevil> narp
44:22 <steven> har har
44:30 <FeralDevil> :}
44:36 <Lumeah> hi hun
44:40 <steven> hey babe
44:51 * FeralDevil sends some DDoS in Lumeah's direction
44:54 * FeralDevil slaps steven around with a Riemann rearrangement theorem
45:12 <Lumeah> no joley
45:13 <FeralDevil> egg
45:29 <Lumeah> were my lovin.
45:40 <FeralDevil> STEVEN IS THE EGG
46:43 <FeralDevil> ()_()
46:43 <FeralDevil> (o.O)
46:43 <FeralDevil> (''')(''')
46:45 <Lumeah> kinder surprise?
46:56 <FeralDevil> LOLOLOLLLLLLL
46:56 <slinky_J> eggs.
47:08 <FeralDevil> STEPHEN IS THE KINDER SUPRISE
47:12 <FeralDevil> lololollllllllllllllllll
47:16 <steven> give her some lovin jockboy
47:21 <Lumeah> hope his toy is cool
47:29 <FeralDevil> looooooollllllllllll
47:43 <Lumeah> funny
47:46 <Lumeah> lol
48:00 <slinky_J> need to rebuild my social life
48:05 <FeralDevil> CREME EGG
48:09 <FeralDevil> aaaaaaaaahahaahahahaha
48:10 <slinky_J> cant believe i do shit all
48:12 <Lumeah> lol
48:30 <Lumeah> eww hope its not yellow
48:44 <FeralDevil> all stephen has to to do is turn up the too the family party at easter old humpty dumpty
48:48 <Lumeah> i have done shit all
48:56 <slinky_J> lol ye
48:56 <steven> indeed
49:02 <slinky_J> all i did was go to bris for my bday
49:08 <steven> smarty humpty dumpty
49:12 <slinky_J> n saw friends for 2 days b4 that
49:17 <slinky_J> done fk all all yr
49:47 <Lumeah> oh well..
49:52 <slinky_J> haha
49:58 <slinky_J> i forgot to enroll in tafe
50:02 <Lumeah> not on dsp for no reason
50:05 <slinky_J> been forgetting for 3 yrs
50:08 <Lumeah> fuck
50:11 <Lumeah> lol
50:12 <slinky_J> then i remember n it's too late
50:13 <slinky_J> haha
50:16 <Lumeah> lol
50:28 <Lumeah> tafe sucks now anyway
50:30 <slinky_J> owell
50:35 <Lumeah> sucks more anyway
50:42 <Lumeah> always sucked
50:50 <slinky_J> mm i just need to take online writing short course to brush up
52:13 <FeralDevil> lumies
52:18 <FeralDevil> i wubz yuu
55:23 <Lumeah> hehe
55:41 <Lumeah> u been good boy today?
55:44 * FeralDevil shreds amelia with a chainsaw
55:50 <FeralDevil> yip
56:40 <Lumeah> i got apple and rhubarb crubble
56:43 <Lumeah> num
56:53 <FeralDevil> i want it
56:54 <Lumeah> forgot the cream tho
57:01 <FeralDevil> i got cream
57:02 <Lumeah> come get it
57:50 <Ripstaa> i own a nokia lumia
58:03 <Lumeah> so.
58:16 <Ripstaa> just like ur name
58:23 <FeralDevil> i own a 1inch smelly penis
58:31 <steven> hahaa
58:41 <Lumeah> if i can brake the phone it's no good
58:52 <Ripstaa> i actually broke it
58:55 <Lumeah> u sad little man
58:58 <Ripstaa> on purpose
59:04 <Ripstaa> 3 of em
59:06 <Lumeah> why
59:06 <FeralDevil> :)~~~
59:08 <Ripstaa> RAGE
59:30 <Ripstaa> form of stress relief
59:31 <Lumeah> what's the trigger?
59:38 <Ripstaa> drugs
59:41 <Ripstaa> :o
59:48 <Lumeah> what kind
59:57 <Ripstaa> secret
00:03 <Lumeah> no
00:06 <steven> twerk twerk twerk
00:07 <FeralDevil> viagra
00:13 <steven> dirt dirt dirt
00:21 <FeralDevil> poo poo poo
00:24 <Ripstaa> last thing i broke
00:37 <Ripstaa> was
00:55 <Ripstaa> 1080p monitor 1440p monitor 2 1080 TVs and a car door
00:59 <Ripstaa> in 1 day
00:59 <Lumeah> a woman's heart?
01:06 <Ripstaa> no
01:15 <Ripstaa> and multiple windows
01:23 <Ripstaa> now i got an androidd
01:40 <FeralDevil> homosexual man
02:00 <Ripstaa> i was forgiven
02:05 <Ripstaa> because they love me
02:11 <steven> lol
02:14 <Ripstaa> unlike sum ppl in this world
02:18 <Ripstaa> ppl actually love me
02:25 <Ripstaa> =)
02:35 <FeralDevil> ur imaginary friends
02:39 <FeralDevil> lolololllllllllllllll
02:47 <Lumeah> i love drug takers
02:55 <Ripstaa> i have imaginary enemys
03:00 <Ripstaa> they're cunts
03:12 <FeralDevil> y lumiez
03:17 <FeralDevil> they cray cray
03:18 <Ripstaa> you guys are kewl
03:32 <Ripstaa> you gives actually talk, my enemys just listen
03:37 <Ripstaa> you guys*
03:41 <Ripstaa> :S
03:49 <Lumeah> cuz they were my friends before
04:02 <Lumeah> aww
04:07 <Lumeah> we cool
04:10 * FeralDevil follows Lumeah into a dark avenue. Hey test my crowbar!
04:23 <Lumeah> joley get the lasagne out of the oven
04:30 <FeralDevil> nope
04:49 <FeralDevil> =)
05:05 <FeralDevil> steven
05:09 <FeralDevil> steven
05:13 <Lumeah> let it burn then
05:17 <FeralDevil> WHERE IS ADAM D
05:42 <FeralDevil> yesss
05:43 <FeralDevil> burnn
06:02 <Lumeah> no apple rhubarb for u
06:36 <Lumeah> i eat all
06:38 <slinky_J> bParacel Storm
06:43 <slinky_J> headshot free-4-all
07:10 <FeralDevil> is ok
07:30 <FeralDevil> ill have caramel tart
07:34 <FeralDevil> eheehehee
07:41 <steven> good ole adam dywer
08:01 <slinky_J> did you ever game on console Ripstaa?
08:02 <steven> listen to this song then i'll tell ya
08:04 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZPv-j0WZs4
08:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mike Perry - The Ocean ft. Shy Martin (Music video) (May 21, 2016) Length: 2:57 - Category: Music - 9,340,543 views views - 79,507 likes (98.9%), 861 dislikes (1.1%)
08:16 <steven> fuck wrong song
08:18 <steven> but it will do
08:21 <FeralDevil> lolololol
08:45 <steven> and if you feel your sinking ill jump right over into cold cold water
09:00 <FeralDevil> lolz
09:05 <FeralDevil> me ballz stinky
09:34 <Ripstaa> you need sports bath gel
09:42 <Ripstaa> and a rough sponge
09:53 <Ripstaa> havin too much fun with ur hands
10:19 <Ripstaa> you will not wanna mess with it once its nice and shiny
10:36 <FeralDevil> ????????????????
10:37 <steven> haaaaaaa
10:56 <Lumeah> riiiigght
10:58 <Ripstaa> use moisturiser
11:11 <Ripstaa> smell like a gurl
11:12 <Ripstaa> =D
11:15 <FeralDevil> i joking
11:20 <FeralDevil> i like being immature
11:32 <Ripstaa> you like being spanked
11:34 <steven> hahahaa
11:34 <Ripstaa> kinky
11:51 <Ripstaa> i like spanking little boys :o
11:55 <Ripstaa> is that bad?
11:56 <steven> :|
12:07 <FeralDevil> piss of you pedofile woofter
12:16 <steven> FeralDevil your a pedo yourself
12:27 <FeralDevil> ???????????????????
12:35 <Ripstaa> i like spanking any1 smaller than me
12:37 <steven> you were posting pictures of little girls you pedo faggot
12:52 <FeralDevil> bullshit you egghead bitch
12:55 <FeralDevil> AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
13:10 <steven> you would have an egg on your forehead if we met
13:11 <Ripstaa> reverse peddo
13:34 <slinky_J> woo
13:38 <slinky_J> wooo
13:43 <slinky_J> brigader general
13:46 <slinky_J> 118
13:48 <slinky_J> xD
13:49 <steven> haha
13:59 <steven> shitty
14:18 <Ripstaa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFJ7haimKH8
14:22 <steven> 5Star General right here
14:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Future with Donald Trump President (May 26, 2016) Length: 4:38 - Category: Comedy - 225,751 views views - 8,880 likes (93.5%), 614 dislikes (6.5%)
14:32 <Ripstaa> True aussie
14:41 <President> :)
14:43 <FeralDevil> BULLSHIT
14:58 <slinky_J> what level r u Ripstaa?
15:01 <FeralDevil> ur a door mat with 1 star sewn onto it
15:02 <Ripstaa> 140
15:04 <FeralDevil> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAH
15:43 <slinky_J> nice
15:52 <slinky_J> fk u do play a lot lol
15:55 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeGfss2vsZg
15:59 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Martin Garrix & Bebe Rexha - In The Name Of Love (Official Audio) (Jul 28, 2016) Length: 3:19 - Category: Music - 88,964,611 views views - 689,986 likes (98.6%), 9,987 dislikes (1.4%)
17:05 <Ripstaa> thats me shooterwilliamson
17:28 * Ripstaa shooterwilliamson
17:35 <Ripstaa> lol derp
17:39 Nick: Ripstaa is now known as shooterwilliamson
17:55 <slinky_J> i wanted the nick ZeroDistance
17:57 <slinky_J> but taken
17:58 <slinky_J> :/
18:11 <shooterwilliamson> use zero instead of O
18:17 <shooterwilliamson> or L instead of i
18:29 <shooterwilliamson> must use all caps if using L
18:49 <shooterwilliamson> Zer0Distance
19:06 Join: Sharni ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
19:11 <FeralDevil> the dark arts craftsman get the last laugh
20:13 <slinky_J> i dont like using numerals
20:20 <slinky_J> like those fgts that use xXsomethingXx
20:47 <steven> sharni slut
21:02 <Sharni> Yea babez
21:08 <FeralDevil> on ya knees sharni
21:11 <shooterwilliamson> no use all caps and L for the i
21:13 <FeralDevil> now
21:23 <shooterwilliamson> ZERODlSTANCE vs ZERODISTANCE
21:25 <steven> hey babe!
21:25 Join: GoldSpade ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
21:33 <steven> speak of the devil
21:45 <FeralDevil> heres the lonley desperado
22:04 <slinky_J> bah already bored of bf4 lol
22:50 <Sharni> I did the pikachu Easter egg thingo
22:58 <steven> ?
23:01 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKzLoZFz8PE
23:04 <shooterwilliamson> noobs always be wanting to join my squad
23:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Marshmello - Keep it Mello ft. Omar LinX (Official Music Video) (Apr 10, 2016) Length: 3:10 - Category: Music - 40,961,947 views views - 268,960 likes (98.1%), 5,211 dislikes (1.9%)
23:07 <steven> what do you need to do
23:08 <steven> ?
23:16 <Sharni> You choose pikachu as your buddy walk 10ks than he hops on your shoulder
23:33 <shooterwilliamson> PIKAAAA-BLESSLYOOOOOOOOOU
23:33 <Sharni> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/NcxjAHTC/IMG_5026.PNG
23:50 <shooterwilliamson> PIKABLESSU
23:50 <steven> what a homo
23:55 <Sharni> Isn't he cute
24:02 <Sharni> Or she
24:06 <Sharni> Shims
24:09 <steven> your XP is horrible
24:13 <steven> get on my level
24:15 <Sharni> Shut up
24:16 <shooterwilliamson> pokemon go dont work on my galaxy
24:20 <FeralDevil> id knock the dust off that pussy
24:30 <shooterwilliamson> i will not brake this phone tho
24:33 <shooterwilliamson> my precious
24:41 <Sharni> Galaxy what ?
24:45 <shooterwilliamson> note
25:09 <shooterwilliamson> says incompatible in play store
25:17 <shooterwilliamson> should i download APK from website?
25:21 <Sharni> Yeah
25:21 <shooterwilliamson> never done that b4
25:27 <Sharni> Sucks to be you
25:27 <steven> how do you take a photo
25:27 <shooterwilliamson> is it safe?
25:32 <Sharni> Lol
25:32 <steven> hold the power button and home button
25:37 <Sharni> Yea
25:44 <President> lol
25:44 <shooterwilliamson> im scared
25:53 <shooterwilliamson> my batter might explode
25:54 <steven> lemme see
25:57 <shooterwilliamson> battery
26:33 <Sharni> This morning there was a Lapras, snorlax and a dragonite close to each other.. Do you think any of them were actually there :(
26:37 Nick: shooterwilliamson is now known as Ripstaa
26:43 <steven> haha
26:45 <steven> http://prntscr.com/cjqb4x
26:50 <Sharni> Hate when that happens
26:55 <steven> i had a dragonite the other night what wasnt there
26:58 <steven> fucking pissed me off
27:19 <Sharni> Nice
27:23 <steven> my best pokemon is arbok
27:25 <Sharni> Yea always happens
27:25 <steven> loooooool
27:32 <Sharni> Lol
27:42 <steven> then evee
27:44 <Lumeah> noooo pokemon
27:47 <Ripstaa> does it show the street names in PokeGO>?
27:49 <steven> i took out 3 level 10 gyms lastnight
28:22 <steven> sharni
28:24 <steven> that is kings park
28:30 <steven> that is inside
28:35 <steven> before i jsut showed yo uthe entrance
28:35 <steven> haha
29:37 <steven> see who im walking with?>
29:41 <steven> Tauras
29:53 <Sharni> Lol ahah
29:57 <Sharni> Yea I seen that
30:01 <FeralDevil> arcanine
30:07 <Ripstaa> what is the latest version of pokemon go?
30:07 <Sharni> Mines cuter
30:12 <Ripstaa> im looking for APK to download
30:17 Join: Glenn ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
30:17 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Glenn
30:26 <Sharni> You can do the Easter egg with evee as well
30:38 <steven> im using 0.37.0
30:42 <FeralDevil> im getting a phone when i get paid
30:48 <FeralDevil> gona get a fucken sick one
30:56 <FeralDevil> :}
31:04 <Ripstaa> note 7?
31:08 <FeralDevil> caitlyn houndin me to get one
31:28 <Ripstaa> this APK better not wreck my phone
31:31 <Lumeah> who caitlyn
31:42 <steven> he is getting a sick one from woolworths on payday
31:43 <Lumeah> your wifey?
31:58 <Ripstaa> latest version is 0.3.1 steven
32:03 <Ripstaa> 0.37.1
32:06 <FeralDevil> i might try wooliez
32:07 <Sharni> Hahahah
32:14 <FeralDevil> nah go to telstra shop
32:17 <Sharni> Woolworths do phone plans now
32:21 <Sharni> Lmao
32:23 <steven> he just needs to go to centrelink put in his form with vaugn
32:28 <FeralDevil> young girls there will discount f0 sh0
32:29 <Sharni> Lol
33:04 <Ripstaa> downloading now wish me luck
33:34 <steven> i hope you get a good one and someone gets your credit card details and fucks your shit right up!
33:34 <FeralDevil> fuk plans
33:39 <FeralDevil> pre paid imo
33:51 <steven> plan?
33:55 <steven> you wouldnt be able to get one
34:14 <FeralDevil> id rather own outright n e way
34:21 <steven> you will get to woolworth to sign up
34:25 <steven> ask the girl at the counter
34:52 <Sharni> Hahaha
34:53 <steven> she will call her supervisor, 'this druggo thinks we are going to sign him up on a plan loooooooooool'
35:02 <Sharni> Lololol
35:04 <steven> they will both laugh at you until you leave in shame
35:09 <FeralDevil> ?¿
35:29 <FeralDevil> shutup humpty
35:34 <FeralDevil> AAAAAAAALOLOLLLLLLLLL
35:46 <steven> when you walk out you notice a sign on the wall saying 'no druggos'
35:59 <steven> fuckn druggo
36:02 <FeralDevil> u better not attend then
36:07 <FeralDevil> aaaaaaaaahahhahhahaha
36:27 <steven> i only smoke ice on days ending with Y
36:39 <steven> you fukn druggo
36:54 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o steven
36:55 <FeralDevil> woofter
36:57 <FeralDevil> eeeeeeheehhhehehehe
37:00 <Ripstaa> have you smashed any electronics yet?
37:26 <FeralDevil> go sit on the shelf kinder and have a great fall
37:30 <FeralDevil> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHHAHHA
38:55 <steven> har har har har har
40:31 <steven> how many kms you walked sharni
40:38 <steven> i walked 45kms last night when i was asleep
40:43 <Ripstaa> omg its installed
40:57 <steven> are you installing it on your phone?
41:06 <FeralDevil> aaaaaaaaahahaahaahahah
41:19 <Ripstaa> it works!
41:27 <Ripstaa> =D
41:38 <FeralDevil> sniff my testicles bitch ass nigger
41:50 <Ripstaa> yes from my phone
42:02 <steven> you need to download impactor
42:12 <steven> you need the one you can walk around
42:17 <steven> with out actualy walking
42:24 <Ripstaa> hacks?
42:37 <Ripstaa> wow its working!
42:41 <Ripstaa> im so leet
42:47 Quit: FeralDevil ([email protected]) Quit: ( www.nnscript.com :: NoNameScript 4.22 :: www.esnation.com )
43:11 <Sharni> Haha nice
43:20 <Sharni> I don't leave it on so probably way less than yours
43:57 <Sharni> Only 118kms haha
44:13 <steven> 118 ?
44:19 <steven> !!!
44:39 <Sharni> Yep
44:59 <Ripstaa> Is the character always gonna wearing these clothes?
45:00 <Sharni> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/ruZ8qcFI/IMG_5032.PNG
45:03 <Ripstaa> Can u change it later?
45:04 <Ripstaa> :)
45:11 <Sharni> You can change it when you want
45:58 <Ripstaa> pokemon nearby
46:01 <Ripstaa> which should i get!?
46:24 <Ripstaa> green plant guy squirtle or orange dragon?!
46:25 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) EOF from client
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46:56 <Ripstaa> im goin for the orange beast
47:37 <Ripstaa> GOTCHA!
47:51 <Ripstaa> im beasting already
47:52 <Ripstaa> brb
48:26 <slinky_J> what do u do in pokemon go anyway
49:56 <Ripstaa> walk around and catch pokemon i guess
50:18 <Ripstaa> screwed if you're on house arrest
50:54 <Ripstaa> steven
51:08 <steven> haha
51:12 <steven> if u walked away 3 times
51:16 <steven> u would of got pikachu
51:18 <slinky_J> lolol
51:18 <steven> :}
51:22 <Ripstaa> :o
51:23 <slinky_J> who is on house arrest?
51:47 <Ripstaa> do you battle anywhere or only @ gyms?
52:04 <steven> only @ gyms
52:23 <slinky_J> lol wtf
52:40 <steven> u will need to get some decent pokemon first
52:44 <steven> otherwise you will get smashed
52:45 <steven> haha
52:47 Quit: GoldSpade ([email protected]) Quit: Don't look in the mirror if you can't handle the truth.
52:53 <Ripstaa> need walk to some poke stops :p
53:03 <Ripstaa> ill do that later, happy that its installed finally
53:06 <Ripstaa> =)
53:12 <steven> you need to install the modded version
53:22 <Ripstaa> i was paranoid to install APK cos this first time using android
53:25 <Ripstaa> thanx mang
54:04 <steven> :}
54:20 <steven> sharni whats ur best pokemon
54:24 <steven> search via IV
54:25 <steven> :}
55:03 <Ripstaa> what if theres no1 at the gym?
55:06 <Ripstaa> who do i battle?
55:10 <Ripstaa> ai?
57:28 <Ripstaa> or is AI the only battles i have?
57:38 <Ripstaa> =]
57:56 <Sharni> My bum
58:45 <Sharni> Da fuck is iv
59:12 <Ripstaa> intravenus
59:18 <Ripstaa> injections
59:23 <Sharni> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/rcxE5csh/IMG_5033.PNG
00:03 <Ripstaa> is my orange guy gonna turn into a dragonite?
00:53 <Sharni> It will turn into a pikachu
00:56 <Ripstaa> Every stat has an IV ranging from 0 to 31 for each stat (HP, ATK, DEF, SPA, SPD, and SPE), and at level 100, their IVs are added to the Pokémon's stats for their total values. For example, a level 100 Tyranitar with no Effort Values and 0 IVs has 310 HP, however if it had 31 IVs, it would have 341 HP.
01:37 <steven> click the IV tab sharni
01:40 <steven> u dumb ass
01:48 <steven> then select it by "IV"
01:57 <Sharni> Your a dumb ass
01:58 <steven> that will tell you your best pokemon
02:06 <steven> you want your head caved in bitch
02:24 <Sharni> Yes please I like it rough
02:33 <Sharni> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/LSotq3AO/IMG_5034.PNG
02:53 <steven> i want that one
02:54 <steven> slut
03:05 <steven> Aerodactyl is your best
03:05 <Sharni> Ha ha ha
03:19 <Sharni> I guess it is
03:28 <steven> save that 145 magikarp
03:32 <steven> as a favourite
03:50 <steven> that will be a good gyardos
03:59 <Sharni> No it won't
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04:26 <Sharni> Does it all depend on Iv when evolving
04:41 <steven> yeah
04:45 <steven> if its not a good iv
04:46 <steven> delete it
04:54 <steven> i keep my good ones
04:57 <steven> even if they are shit
05:00 <steven> im going to trade them
05:01 <steven> hahahaa
05:11 <Sharni> Aww yeah
05:15 <Sharni> I never knew that
05:20 <steven> i told ya that ya dik
05:31 <steven> iv = how good it is in the gym
05:36 <Sharni> I just though if it has a good cp it will be good lol
05:38 <steven> if its not good in the gym bin it
05:47 <steven> the good cp ones are shit
05:47 <Sharni> Iv= how good it is in bed
05:52 <Sharni> Now I know
05:54 <steven> yeah im 100%
06:02 <Sharni> I'm 99.99
06:04 <Ripstaa> i just bought 5200 pokecoins
06:10 <Sharni> Lol
06:10 <steven> ahahahahaha
06:12 <steven> your fucked
06:12 <Sharni> Why
06:15 <Ripstaa> :o
06:25 <Ripstaa> im joking lol
06:31 <steven> i did
06:33 <steven> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
06:38 <steven> I CHEAT AND SPEND REAL MONEY
06:40 <steven> hahhaahahaha
06:46 <Sharni> I use to spend money
06:54 <steven> what did u buy ?
06:56 <Sharni> But like $30 iTunes card in one go
07:30 <Sharni> Went to Olympic park than to the city and than to parrmatta whalf big day trip
07:45 <steven> playing legit
07:45 <Sharni> Pokemon hunting day out
07:46 <steven> ?
07:49 <Sharni> Yep
07:53 <Sharni> Back in the days
07:56 <steven> hahah
07:59 <steven> i do it
08:15 <Sharni> Yea I did it a lot good exercise haha
08:20 <steven> i got 14 lure modules
08:21 <steven> hahaha
08:23 <Sharni> But now you have made me lazy
08:25 <Sharni> Aww yeah
08:28 <steven> i bought them by mistake
08:32 <steven> when my phone was in my pocket
08:48 <Sharni> Hahah
08:50 <Sharni> You dick
09:14 <steven> im going to buy some more shit in a minute
09:14 <steven> haahaha
09:23 <Sharni> Lol
09:28 <steven> i got like 1000 pokecoins
09:34 <Sharni> I don't need to buy anything
09:51 <steven> i get 100 pokecoins a day by destroying gyms
09:54 <Ripstaa> i've never watch 1 episode of pokemon
10:02 <steven> neither
10:07 <steven> i know em all now
10:08 <steven> haahha
10:09 <Sharni> Neither have I
10:15 <Ripstaa> kewl
10:15 <Sharni> I still don't lol
10:17 <Ripstaa> =)
10:21 <Lumeah> lol
10:21 <steven> same
10:22 <Sharni> I just like paying with the balls
10:24 <Sharni> ;)
10:26 <Sharni> Jokes
10:27 <steven> when i hear it on my sons tv
10:34 <steven> i know what it is now
10:35 <steven> haha
12:10 <Lumeah> my town is getting it's first open to midnight petrol station
12:11 <Sharni> Lol
12:13 <Lumeah> woohoo
12:16 <Sharni> Lol
12:29 <Lumeah> I'm very excited
12:37 <Sharni> Every petrol station around here is 24:7 haha
12:44 <Lumeah> yes i know
12:45 <Lumeah> lol
12:50 <Sharni> Sucks to be you
12:54 <Lumeah> nah
13:18 <slinky_J> I saw the big petrol vats in the ground next door
13:19 <Lumeah> they better have my energy drink
13:21 <slinky_J> woz so cooool
13:26 <slinky_J> wondered what they looked like
13:33 <slinky_J> cant wait for the servo to be finished
13:39 <Sharni> Seriously you should open up a 24/7 petrol station and charge an extra 0.30c per litre
13:42 <Lumeah> i saw theses ones go in
14:05 <steven> http://prntscr.com/cjqtbz
14:19 <Ripstaa> they always lag opening the doooooooooor
14:25 <Ripstaa> ding dong im here 4am hellooooo
14:27 <Sharni> Aww yah
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16:27 <steven> http://prntscr.com/cjqu86
16:52 <steven> http://prntscr.com/cjqudy
17:14 <steven> http://prntscr.com/cjquiy
17:46 <steven> 4 sharni > http://prntscr.com/cjquo7
18:18 <Sharni> Aww yeha
18:33 <Ripstaa> how come you guys dont have pikachu?
19:01 <slinky_J> woooo killed Vicar Amelia
19:03 <slinky_J> wit co op hehe
19:03 <steven> i do
19:06 <slinky_J> finally
19:11 <steven> pikachu is shit
19:38 <Ripstaa> is charizard good?
20:55 <Ripstaa> http://au.ign.com/wikis/pokemon-go/List_of_Pokemon_(Pokedex)
20:57 <Ripstaa> =]
29:45 <steven> charizard is good
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41:30 <steven> someone made it to level 40
41:39 <steven> 5 million xp
41:41 <steven> ahha
42:19 <slinky_J> get ps4 Ripstaa
42:20 <steven> i would be close if i didnt start again
42:22 <slinky_J> n get bloodborne fucko
43:31 <steven> 912 evee
46:53 <slinky_J> neone gona watch that show bout the lil girl that was killed 20 yrs ago?
46:56 <slinky_J> JonBenet
47:44 <slinky_J> here's a pic of steven the fgt
47:45 <slinky_J> https://scontent-sin6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14330173_1415846441762017_9090524381992881925_n.jpg?oh=c00ed056808de6109e49cc4130d00285&oe=587B33BD
47:50 <slinky_J> lookin after his pores!
51:48 <steven> ahahhaahhaha
52:36 <Sharni> Haha I use them
54:12 <slinky_J> lol
54:19 <slinky_J> i have used nose ones
54:44 <Sharni> Yea I use them too
55:20 <slinky_J> i dont find that my pores get clogged
55:25 <slinky_J> i don't wash my face with soap
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02:19 <Lumeah> where u buy them?
03:39 <Sharni> Woollies Coles
13:00 <steven> im justin.... orphan
14:27 <steven> http://prntscr.com/cjrg4a
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20:59 <slinky_J> http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/10/tim-and-eric-mind-blown.gif
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49:31 <GoldSpade> hi Bonny
50:25 <Bonny> yo
51:15 <GoldSpade> how are you today sweetie
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57:56 <GoldSpade> good?
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58:06 <GoldSpade> ahh reverse
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04:13 <GoldSpade> hey Bonny
04:20 <Bonny> yo
04:24 <GoldSpade> why do you spell your name backwards
04:28 <GoldSpade> sometyimes
06:02 <GoldSpade> im curious
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23:59 <steven> g'day GoldSpade
24:45 <GoldSpade> hello
24:52 <steven> whats the goss
25:20 <GoldSpade> how was the warehouse today
25:26 <steven> fucked ofcourse
25:31 <steven> one day off
25:32 <GoldSpade> hehe
25:43 <steven> i had friday off
25:57 <steven> so yeah fuck all got done
26:12 <GoldSpade> thats because you werent there to run it
26:46 <GoldSpade> are you going tomorrow
26:50 <steven> yeah
26:53 <steven> i got next week off
26:58 <GoldSpade> lol
27:16 <GoldSpade> for a warehouse manager...you arent there much to run it hey
27:27 <steven> i have alot of time off
27:38 <GoldSpade> hehe yes I can see that!
27:41 <steven> how else am i ment to use all my sick days
28:22 <GoldSpade> maybe if you actually worked
28:23 <steven> the lady who pretty much runs the place said to me today
28:39 <steven> 'im glad your here, i dont trust them warehouse guys by themselfs'
28:43 <steven> hahaaha
29:02 <GoldSpade> maybe if you were there to guide them
29:10 <GoldSpade> like small children
31:06 <steven> i want to be made redundant
31:08 <steven> i ask all the time
31:44 <GoldSpade> heh maybe if you didnt turn up for 3 weeks
31:56 <steven> i done 2 weeks
32:06 <GoldSpade> hehehe
32:12 <steven> and i had like 56 sick days in one year
32:34 <steven> hang on
32:35 <GoldSpade> wow you certainly are a catch!
32:44 <steven> maybe it wasnt that much
32:59 <Arbition> that's only 11 weeks of sick leave
33:11 <Arbition> of 52
33:17 <Arbition> that's less than 20%
33:22 <steven> its funny
33:23 <Arbition> wee 30%
33:24 <GoldSpade> well it would be taken out of your wage
33:33 <steven> the production manager at the time got made redundant
33:47 <steven> we went for drinks one day after he left
33:48 <Arbition> maybe he was being paid more
33:48 <GoldSpade> he didnt turn up either>
33:54 <steven> he said 'steven take your sicks days'
34:04 <steven> 'i was like are you for real ? you know i do'
34:04 <steven> hahaaha
34:11 <GoldSpade> ??
34:14 <GoldSpade> heh
34:15 <steven> he said he had over 400 sick days
34:20 <steven> or something crazy
34:25 <GoldSpade> you should do that
34:28 <Arbition> I took a sick day today, but I actually did feel a little bit crappy
34:45 <steven> sometimes u just need to say
34:47 <steven> 'fuck it'
34:54 <Arbition> that's pretty much what I did
34:55 <GoldSpade> have you signed a contract steven
34:59 <steven> i only have sick days if a meet a hot chick on the way to work
35:13 <Arbition> woke up too early, went back to sleep, wake up 9am, go fuck it, I'm a little bit crappy I'll just not go
36:02 <steven> yeah i have
36:10 <GoldSpade> hehe
36:10 <steven> but my role has changed about 4 times since then
36:18 <steven> and the company has changed 3 times since then
36:21 <steven> so really no i havnt
36:39 <GoldSpade> woohho this just gets better!
36:45 <steven> i got bribed for $10k to take this new position
36:51 <GoldSpade> LOL
36:52 <steven> $200 a week
36:58 <steven> extra
37:10 <Arbition> before or after tax?
37:16 <GoldSpade> yet you stay home so much...and you still get the money
37:18 <GoldSpade> lol
37:26 <steven> before
37:27 <GoldSpade> crazy
37:37 <steven> they pay me no matter what
37:40 <steven> they are good payers
37:47 <steven> i dont need a medical certificate
37:53 <GoldSpade> heheeh
38:19 <GoldSpade> sounds like they dont care about their ass...and you dont care about yours
38:22 <GoldSpade> hehehehh
38:38 <steven> im just good at what i do
38:46 <GoldSpade> yes taking days off lol
38:47 <GoldSpade> lol
39:14 <steven> i do over 13,000 steps everyday i step inside that warehouse
39:25 <GoldSpade> hehehe
39:41 <GoldSpade> and definately dont take medication
39:46 <steven> no medication
39:51 <GoldSpade> heeheh
39:56 <GoldSpade> this is too funny
40:09 <steven> i do 10,000 steps before lunch
40:32 <GoldSpade> you have a tredmill there as well
40:38 <steven> its called work
41:02 <steven> you wouldnt last by the sounds of it
41:07 <GoldSpade> lot of stepps there
41:13 <GoldSpade> alot of work
41:21 <steven> i can show you
41:36 <GoldSpade> I would...I just wouldnt turn up....and I would still get paid
42:08 <steven> you need to prove yourself before you get that treatment champ
42:16 <GoldSpade> I thibk anyone would happy with a job like that
42:23 <steven> i slaved for 4 years before i got the good deal
42:30 <GoldSpade> hehehe
42:33 <steven> so there is still hope for you yet
42:35 <steven> i still slave
42:45 <steven> the difference is im getting paid what i shoulda been from the start
42:47 <steven> :)
43:30 <steven> its a shit place to work
43:33 <steven> no one wants to work
43:37 <steven> me and one other guy
43:40 <steven> we carry the place
43:52 <GoldSpade> no wonder why you bash me about my job
43:54 <GoldSpade> lol
43:56 <steven> we start together we leave together
44:01 <Sharni> Ok babez
44:09 <Sharni> Together for ever
44:10 <steven> hey babez
44:14 <GoldSpade> soulds a happy family steven
44:17 <steven> he comes around
44:22 <Sharni> Goes around
44:23 <GoldSpade> not a work enviroment
44:24 <steven> aftterwork and we get blazed
44:28 <steven> hahaha
44:35 <steven> he is 52
44:38 <Sharni> Lo
44:39 <Sharni> Lol
44:41 <steven> comes around jumps on the bongs
44:47 <steven> i get him fucked up
45:00 <Sharni> Does he want to hire me
45:17 <steven> oh na this guy is just a hard worker
45:28 <steven> he runs a machine
45:32 <steven> he is the gun
45:33 <Arbition> warehouse shit right
45:34 <Sharni> Damn no one wants me
45:43 <Arbition> So its all moving stuff around?
45:49 <steven> warehouse is
45:51 <Sharni> steven what does this job consist of
46:03 <GoldSpade> not going to work
46:05 <Sharni> What do you process
46:06 <Arbition> slapping labels on things, writing consignment notes and heavy lifitng?
46:12 <steven> yeah
46:15 <Sharni> Making stuff
46:17 <steven> all day
46:23 <Sharni> Is it logistics
46:25 <steven> yeah
46:31 <Sharni> Aww yeah
46:33 <steven> i have a great system
46:41 <Arbition> reminds me of this time I worked twice at this place wrapping news papers
46:43 <Arbition> boring as fuck
46:44 <steven> its just the rest of the place that is unorganised
46:46 <Sharni> Lol
46:49 <GoldSpade> steven do you have a forklift licence
46:59 <Sharni> You need a bitch there I can do that
47:00 <steven> i have everythng set out good, but if they get the goods out late then its harder to get them out
47:12 <steven> which is everyday 2:00 'urgent job coming off in 15 minutes'
47:25 <Sharni> I'm trying to get a job at a glass factory
47:27 <steven> i dont have a lunch break
47:27 <Sharni> They don't want me
47:38 <steven> most days because shit wont get done
47:50 <Arbition> do you eat anything on the go?
47:58 <Sharni> Apparently I will distract them
48:01 <steven> i get breakfast on the way
48:04 <Sharni> There all fucking Asians anyway s
48:05 <steven> lunch on the way home
48:10 <Arbition> lol
48:12 <steven> i have about 5 smoke breaks
48:13 <steven> :}
48:17 <Sharni> What do you do like 6-2
48:25 <steven> 6-2
48:31 <steven> good hours
48:31 <Sharni> Nice
48:33 <Sharni> Yea
48:35 <steven> 6-9 is sweet
48:43 <Sharni> Am to pm ??
48:45 <steven> then everyone fucker gets in
48:50 <steven> then 9-2 sucks
49:04 <steven> na its just 6-2
49:20 <steven> but everyone else gets there att 9 and starts demanding shit
49:21 <steven> haha
49:29 <Sharni> Lol
49:40 <steven> everything that comes to me is wrong
49:43 <Arbition> man 6 would be a good hour for traffic but so early
49:51 <steven> its the best
49:58 <steven> in summer you can head straight to the beach at 2
50:03 <steven> fuck yeah baby
50:19 <Arbition> you don't get burnt to a crisp?
50:29 <steven> i dont go to the beach, i race home to get on irc
50:34 <Arbition> lol
50:43 <steven> :P
51:16 <steven> caught any good pokemon sharni
51:25 <Sharni> Haven't been playing
51:31 <Sharni> Getting boring now
51:42 <steven> shit cunt
51:57 <Sharni> You fucking druggo
52:47 <Arbition> well I'm going to wrap up
52:49 <Sharni> 10:50 PM <steven> i dont go to the beach, i race home to get on Pokemon go
53:07 <Sharni> Don't be silly wrap ya Willy
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43:20 <slinky_J> u kan all ciss my ass
46:03 <amelia> ok i am not doin that
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