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// #nerdhacks — 2016-09-20

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01:26:28 * slinky_J makes amelias ghost kiss his ass
01:26:29 <slinky_J> hahahah
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06:22:02 <FeralDevil> i got an ak47 on hip so doooontt trip
06:27:44 <FeralDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3j5SCzxXGw
06:27:49 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bone Thugs N Harmony - More Than Thugs New Song 2016 (May 12, 2016) Length: 3:12 - Category: Music - 6,683 views views - likes (98.8%), 1 dislikes (1.2%)
06:47:09 <FeralDevil> johns mc bum gravy
07:33:09 <FeralDevil> desperate times calls for desperate measures
07:33:11 <FeralDevil> aaaaLoLoLOl
07:34:32 <steven> loooooooool
07:37:15 <FeralDevil> i got 12 bukz worth of pot
07:37:31 <FeralDevil> {:
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07:39:01 <FeralDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRgcyL6Swhw
07:39:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bone Thugs N Harmony - No Surrender (Apr 17, 2008) Length: 3:37 - Category: Music - 534,365 views views - 2,114 likes (97.2%), 61 dislikes (2.8%)
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08:14:58 <FeralDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ohBBvziPDg
08:15:03 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac Ft. Eminem - Ready For War (Jul 22, 2016) Length: 3:54 - Category: Music - 81,617 views views - 588 likes (97.5%), 15 dislikes (2.5%)
08:15:03 <FeralDevil> FUCK YEAH
08:16:38 <thestig> has slinky j killed himself yet
08:16:43 <thestig> he said he would lol
08:16:53 <thestig> guess he will never accomplish anything
08:17:37 <FeralDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6TQvo4zJns
08:17:41 <FeralDevil> FUCK
08:17:42 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac Ft. Biggie Smalls - Riches ( New 2016 ) (Jul 8, 2016) Length: 4:21 - Category: Music - 59,135 views views - 419 likes (96.3%), 16 dislikes (3.7%)
08:27:02 <FeralDevil> hahaahahahhaah
08:27:10 <FeralDevil> in ya undies stephen dorx
08:27:17 <FeralDevil> smelly woofter gutz
08:28:44 <FeralDevil> aaaaaalOl
08:53:10 <FeralDevil> smelly penis's
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09:12:04 <FeralDevil> glenno
09:12:09 <FeralDevil> howdy doody nutshine
09:12:11 <FeralDevil> LoloLOLLLLLLLL
09:12:30 <FeralDevil> bumlicker
09:12:34 <FeralDevil> aaaaaaaaaaaEHEEHHEHEEHEHEEH
09:27:46 <FeralDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-DFs1DJFms
09:27:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - Thug Style Remix (NEW 2016) M.K.R (Dec 26, 2015) Length: 4:15 - Category: Music - 141,285 views views - 1,119 likes (96.9%), 36 dislikes (3.1%)
10:22:37 <Glenn> kuniva
10:27:39 <FeralDevil> glenda
10:27:43 <FeralDevil> ololll
10:57:59 <FeralDevil> i just punched a guy up
10:58:07 <FeralDevil> he hit me with a cricket bat
10:58:09 <FeralDevil> hahaha
10:58:16 <FeralDevil> poor guy i fucken gave it to him
11:00:33 <FeralDevil> i got a new hat too
11:00:36 <FeralDevil> i took it off him
11:00:39 <FeralDevil> mad black one
11:02:46 <FeralDevil> i got a scratch on cheek
11:02:49 <FeralDevil> cunt
11:22:55 <FeralDevil> simple lesson learnt
11:23:08 <FeralDevil> dont disrespect me when told not to
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11:49:04 <slinky_J> lol
11:57:12 <FeralDevil> :}
11:58:59 <FeralDevil> i punched him into a garden bed on his arse and have him a few good rights
11:59:04 <FeralDevil> he ran inside n locked the door
11:59:19 <FeralDevil> his cricket bat = useless
12:01:23 <FeralDevil> charizard 1 - oddish - 0
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12:41:47 <FeralDevil> Bonny
12:41:48 <FeralDevil> mornin
12:42:06 <Bonny> yo kunny
12:42:53 <FeralDevil> :)~
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14:11:28 <StevenFisher> HEWWWWWWWWWO ~_^
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14:15:31 <StevenFisher> heeeeeewo
14:21:25 <FeralDevil> smelly UP's
14:23:46 <FeralDevil> hes got em
14:23:49 <FeralDevil> stinky UP's
14:23:53 <FeralDevil> aaaaaaaaaahahaahaah
14:24:36 <StevenFisher> HEEWWO
14:31:11 <FeralDevil> who u
14:35:16 <FeralDevil> dildo faggins?
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14:45:01 <slinky_J> i know a steve fisher
14:45:03 <slinky_J> irl
14:45:04 <slinky_J> lol
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15:47:55 <StevenFisher> it is me Joshhyyyyyu
15:48:03 <StevenFisher> Steven Fisher
15:48:41 <StevenFisher> fancy seeing you here
15:48:50 <StevenFisher> thought u were dead
15:49:46 <StevenFisher> u fuking rat
15:55:04 <StevenFisher> come see me im in prospect
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16:09:16 <FeralDevil> underpants
16:26:20 <FeralDevil> i got a pair of sunnys for half price
16:26:29 <FeralDevil> even tho tag on em full price
16:26:40 <FeralDevil> i swindled the woman into a discount
16:26:42 <FeralDevil> aaaaaaaaaaaahaahahahaha
16:29:41 <FeralDevil> theyre slick
16:29:43 <FeralDevil> ^^
16:34:34 <StevenFisher> hewWWWO
16:35:46 <FeralDevil> sup
16:35:49 <FeralDevil> stephen fisher
16:36:44 <StevenFisher> me very good thank you
16:37:08 <steven> looooool
16:37:33 <StevenFisher> hewwwwwwo
16:39:04 <FeralDevil> kool
16:39:11 <FeralDevil> my balls smelly
16:41:22 <FeralDevil> got a killer batch of reso
16:41:27 <FeralDevil> good smoke
16:46:00 <steven> and i said, i dont know how to talk you
16:47:27 <FeralDevil> i bashed sum1 today stephen
16:47:29 <FeralDevil> :}
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16:48:32 <steven> cool man
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16:50:47 <FeralDevil> i broke my knuckle on his face
16:50:58 <FeralDevil> musted of fucken hit him hard
16:52:19 <FeralDevil> steven where are kicketts tits
16:52:27 <FeralDevil> i need a suckle u fgt LOOLOLLLLLLLLLL
16:54:31 <steven> you need a black doodle to suck on
16:54:32 <steven> gay boy
16:56:20 <FeralDevil> LmAAAaaaAAAaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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17:02:17 <steven> what happened to #melbourne
17:02:44 <FeralDevil> it got bumjacke
17:02:46 <FeralDevil> d
17:03:08 <Arbition> idk I haven't been there in ages
17:03:25 <steven> its empty
17:03:28 <Arbition> lol really
17:03:40 <Arbition> well apparently my nick registration lapsed so I can't check anyway
17:03:46 <steven> 30 users
17:03:50 <Arbition> I've been running unregistered for ages
17:03:57 <Arbition> wait
17:04:02 <Arbition> Hm I have +r though
17:04:12 <Arbition> must be authenticating under a different username or something
17:04:12 <steven> you need +E
17:04:13 <steven> you need +R
17:04:18 <Arbition> oh ok
17:04:31 <Arbition> wait I do have that
17:04:34 <FeralDevil> +penis
17:04:37 <Arbition> I was looking at the channel flags for some reason
17:04:47 <FeralDevil> smelly penis
17:04:51 <steven> maybe its +r
17:04:53 <FeralDevil> stephen dorkz
17:05:07 <Arbition> that I don't have
17:05:11 <steven> -NickOP- *** Arbition Identification List ***
17:05:11 <steven> -
17:05:11 <steven> -NickOP- *** End of List ***
17:05:26 <Arbition> oh well
17:05:30 <steven> this channel is dead aswell
17:05:56 <Arbition> it was kind of amusing when warren was ctcp-ing me, and my ctcp response was blocked because he has +R
17:06:03 <steven> lol
17:06:30 <FeralDevil> oi kinder
17:06:50 <steven> yeah bra
17:06:55 <steven> you need something sandnigger?
17:07:05 <FeralDevil> few dollars
17:07:08 <FeralDevil> can u help a brother out
17:07:12 <steven> yeah come around
17:07:19 <FeralDevil> nar
17:07:23 <FeralDevil> u might set me up
17:07:38 <steven> you will earn the money one way or another
17:07:57 <FeralDevil> smelly testicles earn money
17:07:57 <steven> might get a few boys over to go taggys on your arse
17:08:02 <steven> that should pay it off quick
17:08:15 <steven> how much you looking at dropkick?
17:08:27 <steven> loaf of bread?
17:08:32 <FeralDevil> $3.50
17:08:41 <steven> yeah that will be 2 of the boys taking turns on you
17:08:51 <FeralDevil> 'they boys'
17:08:59 <steven> na bro
17:08:59 <FeralDevil> the fiary floss boys?
17:09:01 <steven> The Boys
17:09:04 <FeralDevil> fairy*
17:09:18 <steven> yeah bro
17:09:25 <steven> that will do, not like you will put up a fight
17:09:31 <steven> krusty
17:09:32 <FeralDevil> lolz
17:09:45 <FeralDevil> shutup kinder
17:09:47 <FeralDevil> u toy
17:09:50 <FeralDevil> aaaaaahhhaahhaah
17:10:14 <steven> lols
17:10:19 <FeralDevil> coffee
17:10:21 <FeralDevil> LmaoaoAOaAoAoAoaoa
17:10:35 <FeralDevil> where are my 2 little blonde sluts
17:10:56 <steven> haha
17:11:19 <FeralDevil> lil bitches
17:11:42 <FeralDevil> smack em with a frying pan upside the head that'll do em
17:12:44 <steven> shuddup retard
17:13:58 <FeralDevil> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahaahaha
17:14:03 <FeralDevil> STEVEN HOMOSEXUAL DORKS
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17:14:19 <steven> i get a root almost every night
17:14:20 Nick: FeralDevil is now known as incredibleRebel
17:14:35 <steven> you have to settle for your hand and some gay porn
17:14:47 <GoldSpade> heh
17:14:50 <incredibleRebel> bullshit
17:15:02 <incredibleRebel> kickett doesnt have intercouse with bitch niggers
17:15:05 <incredibleRebel> lmaoo
17:15:13 <steven> hawhawhaw
17:15:30 <steven> you have a head like a crab
17:15:38 <incredibleRebel> Lolzzzzzzzzzzz
17:15:47 <steven> also a fat cunt
17:15:53 <steven> smelly
17:15:55 <incredibleRebel> you easter egg
17:15:57 <steven> unemployed
17:15:59 <incredibleRebel> LOLLLL
17:16:08 <steven> you live in a dump
17:16:15 <steven> your keyboard is full of pubes
17:16:23 <steven> i mean, what else would a girl want?
17:16:32 <slinky_J> my screen is coverd in pics of stevens abs ;)
17:16:36 <incredibleRebel> LOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
17:16:55 <steven> ahha
17:17:03 <incredibleRebel> stephen woofta dorkz
17:17:26 <incredibleRebel> wheres my lizzy
17:17:33 <incredibleRebel> she luvs me
17:18:01 <slinky_J> fkn sleepin on my right
17:18:05 <slinky_J> hurts my upper ribs
17:18:14 <slinky_J> i figured they had healed by now ffs
17:18:23 <slinky_J> gonna ask doc bout this next time i see him ey
17:18:49 * incredibleRebel throws a keyboard at slinky_J
17:19:03 * slinky_J eats it
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17:33:06 <StevenFisher> kekkekeke ~~
17:34:14 * inspectorFreckle beautifies StevenFisher with some knuckle duster imprints
17:41:40 <inspectorFreckle> dialectableWrecker
17:41:53 Nick: inspectorFreckle is now known as dialectableWrecker
17:44:04 Nick: dialectableWrecker is now known as animalSector
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17:47:09 Quit: GoldSpade ([email protected]) Quit: Don't look in the mirror if you can't handle the truth.
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17:49:57 <slinky_J> [15:19] <StevenFisher> u fuking rat
17:49:57 <slinky_J> [15:24] <StevenFisher> come see me im in prospect
17:49:59 <slinky_J> who was that
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17:53:24 Nick: pencilSpectre is now known as radicalLecture
17:56:07 Nick: radicalLecture is now known as serialHeckler
17:58:40 Nick: serialHeckler is now known as ClitorisTickler
18:00:25 Nick: ClitorisTickler is now known as phenomenalVegetable
18:00:38 <slinky_J> What comes to mind when you read/see/hear the term “4K”?
18:00:38 <slinky_J> Please be as candid as possible.
18:00:49 <slinky_J> had to say that^
18:01:07 Nick: phenomenalVegetable is now known as joelT
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18:07:29 <Arbition> marketing misuse
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18:15:02 <StevenFisher> hewwo
18:15:12 <slinky_J> grr@ CoD future warfare game
18:15:15 Nick: StevenFisher is now known as BigStevie
18:15:20 <BigStevie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP1PXRiVoJw
18:15:20 <slinky_J> space ships don't need WINGS/
18:15:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Coolio - I'll C U When U Get There (Nov 26, 2006) Length: 4:29 - Category: Music - 16,344,025 views views - 51,961 likes (97%), 1,593 dislikes (3%)
18:15:27 <slinky_J> #nowings
18:15:40 <BigStevie> come prospect
18:15:41 <slinky_J> #nobuffalowings4Ripstaa
18:15:48 <slinky_J> why
18:15:51 <BigStevie> knock u out
18:15:54 <slinky_J> who are u
18:16:03 <BigStevie> Steven Fisher
18:16:21 <slinky_J> how do you usually spell your first name?
18:16:25 <slinky_J> on Facebook
18:16:29 <slinky_J> ..
18:17:06 <BigStevie> Steve Fisher
18:17:15 <slinky_J> how did you used to spell it?
18:18:24 <BigStevie> :)
18:18:37 <slinky_J> where did you live before you moved to prospect
18:18:40 <slinky_J> how far from me
18:19:39 <BigStevie> it's ok to be afraid of Big Stevie
18:20:59 <slinky_J> Arbition check this out http://twentytwowords.com/even-more-hilarious-pictures-that-prove-how-ridiculous-celeb-instagrams-are/?utm_source=lolspots&utm_medium=cpc
18:21:03 <slinky_J> I don't know you BigStevie
18:21:39 <Arbition> lol 1+1 = 2
18:21:43 <slinky_J> LOL!
18:21:48 <slinky_J> that was a stroke of genius
18:22:02 <slinky_J> I like the black and white one of her holding her boobs, lol
18:22:09 <slinky_J> SEDUCTION!
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18:22:32 <Arbition> I haven't looked at any others than the first one
18:22:38 <Arbition> because I didn't want to enable javascript
18:26:15 <slinky_J> hah
18:26:34 <joelT> smelly testicles
18:26:38 <joelT> whoz got em
18:26:41 <joelT> ??????????????????????
18:26:45 <slinky_J> should cook up some pasta to put in soup
18:27:17 <joelT> i am a revolutionary
18:28:20 * BigStevie ROARS
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18:39:48 <GoldSpade> whats wrong with the #syd nerds? anyong know
18:39:51 <GoldSpade> cant join it
18:40:00 <GoldSpade> and NO i am not banned
18:41:08 <slinky_J> shrug
18:41:41 <GoldSpade> maybe they think pong might show up
18:42:00 <GoldSpade> hence the +m
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18:43:32 <slinky_J> i have chilli cous cous
18:43:33 <slinky_J> woo woo
18:44:07 <GoldSpade> hi lummie
18:44:38 <GoldSpade> how are you dear?
18:45:34 <GoldSpade> hm apparently #syd is being attacked by bots
18:45:44 <GoldSpade> now wonder who could be doing that
18:45:47 <GoldSpade> hmmm
18:47:37 <joelT> i got a milo cup icecream
18:48:08 Quit: Cloud ([email protected]) Z-Lined
18:50:33 <GoldSpade> so who attacked #syd
18:51:12 <Ripstaa> bingbingbing
18:51:16 <Ripstaa> BINGBINGBING
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19:17:49 <slinky_J> Bing Boy
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19:17:58 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Bonny
19:18:25 <GoldSpade> what a dumb ass
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19:23:24 <Lumeah3> Who
19:24:12 <slinky_J> ;P
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19:25:32 <GoldSpade> why do you flood the channel
19:25:44 <GoldSpade> whats the point in that
19:26:10 <GoldSpade> if you have a problem with kez / jules take it up with them
19:26:25 <GoldSpade> stop fucking it up for everyone else
19:26:36 <GoldSpade> thankyou
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19:41:41 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa amelia amelia
19:49:26 <GoldSpade> ame
19:55:33 <amelia> yo
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19:58:07 <GoldSpade> how are you my dear?
19:59:12 <amelia> bit sleepy how you
19:59:28 <GoldSpade> im not too bad
19:59:44 <GoldSpade> didnt sleep well?
20:00:42 <amelia> nah slept good jus been a long day
20:00:52 <GoldSpade> ahh
20:03:19 <slinky_J> i had a nap
20:03:21 <slinky_J> around 2pm
20:03:25 <slinky_J> it was SWOIT
20:03:30 <slinky_J> just a lil after actually
20:03:34 <slinky_J> was swoit..
20:18:17 <Lumeah3> Nice
20:21:33 <GoldSpade> someone who knows about irc tacing check this pls...
20:21:37 <GoldSpade> HFRdTSOoPJFZxA ([email protected]) has joined #sydney
20:22:02 <GoldSpade> whos nick name is that
20:22:37 <GoldSpade> they are flooding
20:25:56 <Sharni> Lol
20:27:02 <GoldSpade> who is Sharni...
20:27:07 <GoldSpade> it
20:27:19 <Sharni> No idea
20:27:41 <GoldSpade> come on hunny
20:27:43 <GoldSpade> think
20:28:26 <GoldSpade> pliv?
20:33:16 <steven> its pollock
20:33:22 <steven> now what are you going to do about it champ
20:34:06 <Sharni> Lol
20:34:10 <GoldSpade> its not me sonny...its the austnet admin
20:34:52 <steven> i bet who ever done it has thought about all that
20:35:45 <GoldSpade> how do you know its pollck
20:36:00 <Bonny> pulldick
20:36:08 <GoldSpade> cock Bonny
20:36:14 <GoldSpade> heh
20:36:29 <Bonny> a cock becomes a dick after it's been pulled
20:36:40 <GoldSpade> yeah>>
20:36:55 <GoldSpade> whats nick name is using
20:36:59 <GoldSpade> he
20:37:04 <Bonny> no idea
20:37:13 <GoldSpade> unbarricade looks sus
20:37:34 <steven> i dont know its him
20:37:40 <steven> i think it was him
20:37:48 <Bonny> it's nick isn't registered
20:40:54 <Sharni> Lol
20:41:28 <GoldSpade> hey unbarricade are you what Sharni said?
20:42:03 <slinky_J> there should be a vending machine
20:42:09 <slinky_J> which is just a woman in a vending maching
20:42:11 <slinky_J> bending over
20:42:12 Quit: unbarricade ([email protected]) Z-Lined
20:42:14 <slinky_J> be SO GOOD
20:42:19 <slinky_J> ur walking thru town, need a root
20:42:27 <slinky_J> up to the vending machine, slot ur cock in
20:42:38 <slinky_J> *hump hump* ur done, walk off
20:43:07 <Sharni> What ?
20:43:13 <GoldSpade> well there is talk about robot women..that are set to replace sex dolls
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20:43:49 <GoldSpade> no stds
20:44:11 <GoldSpade> be good if they did the housework as well
20:44:51 <GoldSpade> nice bonus
20:46:42 Quit: BagleBoy ([email protected]) Connection closed
20:48:26 <steven> or just find a human like any normal person
20:48:30 <steven> ha ha ha
20:49:36 <GoldSpade> heh...ive seen enough of "normal" to last a lifetime son
20:49:43 <Sharni> Lol
20:51:27 <steven> pitty it wasnt infront of the mirror
20:51:38 <GoldSpade> huh
20:51:53 <steven> j k
20:52:13 <slinky_J> LOL goldspade
20:52:29 <GoldSpade> hehe good that I got some laughs there
20:52:31 <slinky_J> lol coz ur quit msg
20:52:41 <GoldSpade> oh that...what was it
20:52:54 <slinky_J> that mirror thing
20:52:55 <slinky_J> neway
20:53:00 <slinky_J> prostitutes r the go
20:53:01 <GoldSpade> oh does matter
20:53:05 <slinky_J> male prostitutes
20:53:13 <slinky_J> JUST SIT DOWN AND JERK OFF
20:53:18 <slinky_J> oh yea faster
20:53:23 <GoldSpade> get a sex toy
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20:53:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Glenn
20:53:37 <GoldSpade> i got a fleshlight
20:53:45 <GoldSpade> from the net
20:53:50 <GoldSpade> feels devine
20:53:51 <GoldSpade> heh
20:54:02 <steven> you need a ohmibod
20:54:09 <slinky_J> nice
20:54:09 <GoldSpade> what is that
20:54:16 <steven> google it
20:54:19 <slinky_J> fleshlight ey
20:54:23 <slinky_J> i dunno bout that
20:54:25 <GoldSpade> it was 50$
20:54:26 <slinky_J> bit extreme
20:54:31 <slinky_J> when u can just jerk off
20:54:40 <steven> how do you clean it GoldSpade?
20:54:40 <slinky_J> jerking off way easier than sexin anythin
20:54:47 <GoldSpade> soapy water
20:54:54 <steven> haha
20:55:04 <GoldSpade> you turn it around feels like a chicks ass
20:55:11 <steven> who can be fucked doing anything after a wank
20:55:24 <GoldSpade> not me...
20:55:35 <GoldSpade> I think...ok is that it
20:55:39 <GoldSpade> heh
20:55:48 <steven> so when do you clean it?
20:55:52 <steven> when you do the dishes?
20:55:56 <GoldSpade> LLOLOL
20:56:01 <GoldSpade> noo way!
20:56:04 <steven> haha
20:56:09 <GoldSpade> I dont want cum mixture on my dishes!
20:56:15 <steven> bit of protein on the cup never hurt anyone
20:56:20 <GoldSpade> ugh
20:56:23 <GoldSpade> no thanks!
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20:56:30 <steven> you can double the power by adding milk
20:56:41 <GoldSpade> err I'll be right
20:56:54 <Lumeah3> Did u cum in thd sink
20:56:58 <steven> haha
20:56:59 <GoldSpade> no way!
20:57:03 <GoldSpade> keep up
20:57:19 <Lumeah3> Well.. Cum on glasses
20:57:23 <steven> do you kiss the fleshlight after you cum?
20:57:34 <GoldSpade> wtf
20:57:41 <GoldSpade> thats a wierd q
20:57:49 <steven> normaly when i cum in things i will kiss them and say thanks babe
20:58:02 <GoldSpade> that is odd
20:58:19 <GoldSpade> you kiss condoms
20:58:24 <steven> i dont wear condoms
20:58:27 <GoldSpade> haha
20:58:28 <steven> condoms are for faggots
20:58:32 <GoldSpade> ok metro
20:59:08 <steven> hahaha
20:59:31 <steven> i have never had a std
20:59:44 <GoldSpade> probably because you are still a virgin
20:59:46 <GoldSpade> jk
20:59:56 <Lumeah3> They would feel fucking horrible
21:00:04 <GoldSpade> yeah I reckon
21:00:16 <steven> i have sex more then anyone in this channel
21:00:53 <GoldSpade> more than ChanOP?
21:00:59 <steven> i hope so
21:01:01 <steven> do you?
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21:01:04 <GoldSpade> hahah
21:02:18 <steven> did they give you discount since you only needed the small one with no girth?
21:02:43 <steven> oi goldspade
21:02:46 <GoldSpade> wha
21:02:50 <steven> do you lay starfish on your back
21:02:59 <steven> or do you wedge it in somewhere and root it
21:03:21 <GoldSpade> I thought I told you about my sex life
21:03:23 <steven> or have you customised a teddybear
21:03:37 <GoldSpade> or my past sex life
21:03:51 <GoldSpade> nothinghappening at the moment
21:03:55 <GoldSpade> :/
21:03:58 <steven> yeah you will only shoot dust now so you wont need to worry about condoms
21:04:25 <Sharni> Lol
21:04:33 <GoldSpade> ive got afew in my drawer
21:04:41 <steven> so do i
21:04:47 <Sharni> Throw them out they are out of date now
21:04:47 <steven> they are from like 10 years ago
21:04:50 <Sharni> Hahaha
21:04:51 <steven> emma still counts them to this day
21:04:58 <Sharni> Haha
21:05:09 <GoldSpade> I dont reuse them Sharni
21:05:10 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
21:05:18 <slinky_J> every relationship, with the exception of one, i've grown tired of sex with the same chick
21:05:21 <Sharni> Lol
21:05:22 <slinky_J> i dunno how u do it steven
21:05:27 <slinky_J> 10 yrs right?
21:05:31 <steven> mayte
21:05:33 <amelia> hide one n see wot she does when she realises one has been used
21:05:37 <steven> you just think how soft my hands are
21:05:39 <Sharni> 9:04 PM <GoldSpade> I dont use them Sharni
21:05:45 <steven> hahaha
21:05:46 <slinky_J> i would prob suggest to her that she finds a casual fuck
21:05:50 <slinky_J> and i have one too
21:05:52 <steven> i dont need to hide them
21:05:53 <slinky_J> open relationship
21:05:54 <slinky_J> lol
21:05:57 <steven> i just use them then replace them
21:06:02 <amelia> hahahahaa
21:06:03 <steven> jokes!
21:06:08 <amelia> a blonde hair on the bed
21:06:18 <steven> 'why was there 3 gones steven???'
21:06:19 <GoldSpade> Sharni.....
21:06:21 <steven> "she was ugly"
21:06:23 <GoldSpade> <GoldSpade> I dont reuse them Sharni
21:06:26 <Sharni> Amelia you naughty girl
21:06:28 <amelia> hahahahaha
21:06:41 <amelia> neffa
21:06:46 <steven> like imagine
21:06:46 <Sharni> 9:04 PM <GoldSpade> I got no use for them Sharni
21:06:51 <steven> thinking you couldnt have kids
21:07:01 <steven> so you go fuck this big fat pig with no rubber
21:07:06 <steven> nek minute she is preggers
21:07:06 <GoldSpade> whatever
21:07:11 <Sharni> Lol
21:07:26 <amelia> Trump is the latest to crack the shits & leave #nh
21:07:30 <steven> yeah
21:07:32 <GoldSpade> heehe
21:07:33 <steven> good good
21:07:37 <steven> `access -
21:07:37 <GoldSpade> some one invite him
21:07:40 <steven> remove him amelia
21:07:41 <steven> ahahahaah
21:07:45 <amelia> ahahahahaaa
21:07:48 <steven> lack of motivation
21:07:50 <amelia> how do you invite
21:07:55 <steven> na
21:07:56 <amelia> `access -
21:07:58 <steven> dont invite him
21:08:00 <steven> fuck him
21:08:02 <GoldSpade> come on
21:08:04 <GoldSpade> gets funny
21:08:08 <GoldSpade> hes funny
21:08:11 <amelia> im not but how do you invite
21:08:16 <steven> it will be funny without him
21:08:20 Quit: circle ([email protected]) Connection closed
21:08:24 <steven> you just need to wait!
21:08:42 <steven> your fleshlight is the best thing this week
21:08:46 <steven> so settle down cowboy
21:08:50 <Sharni> Hahah did trump go too
21:09:03 <Sharni> Now that's trump, Nate and blitz
21:09:08 Mode: (by steven) +N
21:09:11 * GoldSpade knows everything!
21:09:13 Mode: (by steven) -C
21:09:15 <amelia> yah he cracked the shits sharni
21:09:18 <steven> try it again GoldSpade
21:09:22 <Sharni> Lol
21:09:26 <steven> wtf
21:09:29 <amelia> oh blitz has also left?
21:09:30 Mode: (by steven) +C
21:09:31 <Sharni> Lol
21:09:33 <steven> now
21:09:38 <steven> has he ?
21:09:38 <GoldSpade> whats "+c mean
21:09:41 <Sharni> Yeha he just messaged me on facey
21:09:46 <amelia> AHAHAHAAHA
21:09:48 <Sharni> +cunts
21:09:48 <Glenn> ...er, why?
21:09:48 <steven> sharni he is a faggot
21:09:50 <steven> remove him
21:09:55 <steven> hahaha
21:09:57 <GoldSpade> hes funny
21:09:57 <Sharni> Lol
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21:09:59 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h circle
21:10:01 <GoldSpade> give him a go
21:10:02 <amelia> why did blitz leave
21:10:06 <amelia> and when
21:10:10 <amelia> i didnt notice
21:10:14 <steven> hahaha
21:10:18 <Glenn> Last week, and not sure amelia
21:10:20 <Sharni> I dropped all my nicks and deleted it. The bullshit got boring.
21:10:23 <Sharni> That's what he said
21:10:25 <steven> `access *
21:10:34 <amelia> ohhhhh
21:10:36 <steven> good good
21:10:39 <steven> he will be back
21:10:39 <amelia> must have been pliv
21:10:42 <Sharni> Oh well guys you go me that's all that matters
21:10:44 <steven> he just got what he give to tisk
21:10:44 <amelia> got to him
21:10:52 <steven> so suck it up princess
21:11:03 <Sharni> Suck what babez
21:11:05 <steven> he abused tisk for so long
21:11:11 <amelia> yeah
21:11:16 <Glenn> Didn't everyone?
21:11:17 <steven> so i have no pitty
21:11:30 <Sharni> Don't we all
21:11:34 <Arbition> soup guys
21:11:43 <amelia> i think blitz is probably a very depressed person
21:11:47 <steven> my mate at work said tisk posted a video
21:11:50 <steven> of him kicking the door
21:11:57 <Sharni> Who knows
21:12:00 <GoldSpade> did you go to work today steven>
21:12:03 <steven> yeah
21:12:07 <GoldSpade> yay!
21:12:09 <Sharni> Good big
21:12:09 <steven> i told you i am going all week
21:12:12 <steven> i got next week off
21:12:13 <Sharni> Boy lol
21:12:16 <amelia> pub holiday Monday
21:12:21 <steven> yeah
21:12:27 <Sharni> It's it national
21:12:30 <Arbition> wait what
21:12:33 <Sharni> Or just wa
21:12:35 <steven> not for you!
21:12:40 <steven> you should get it the week after
21:12:41 <amelia> you guys always get it a week after us
21:12:43 <Sharni> Not like I work anyways
21:12:47 <steven> haha
21:12:49 <amelia> bwahahahah Sharni
21:12:54 <steven> my matte came around today
21:12:55 <Arbition> oh two weeks from now
21:12:58 <Sharni> I wish I did :(
21:13:00 <steven> 'what day is it'
21:13:03 <steven> my reply
21:13:05 <Sharni> Yes
21:13:07 <steven> "get a job cunt"
21:13:40 <Sharni> :(
21:13:55 <Sharni> Meany
21:14:01 <amelia> your kids aren't old enough for daycare Sharni
21:14:02 <amelia> well
21:14:08 <amelia> your youngest isn't
21:14:11 <Sharni> Yea
21:14:13 <Sharni> :/
21:14:17 <amelia> how old is youngest
21:14:21 <Sharni> 1
21:14:43 <amelia> do they have to be like 2 at least
21:14:51 <Sharni> His dad won't even help out so I can work.. He has his own business
21:14:58 <Sharni> I don't even know what he does
21:15:08 <amelia> you don't know what the father does?
21:15:11 <Sharni> Not exactly most day cares are from 2 up
21:15:15 <Sharni> Nope lol
21:15:20 <amelia> ...?
21:15:21 <Sharni> He don't tell me shit the cunt
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21:15:37 <amelia> has he been doing the same thing since you were together?
21:15:40 <amelia> sounds odd
21:15:49 <Sharni> He is the most stubborn ignorant person you would ever meet
21:15:50 <Arbition> So I got caught speeding by a copper on a bike this morning
21:15:58 <Sharni> No he has changed
21:16:02 <Arbition> with his speed gun behind a stobie pole
21:16:09 <Sharni> Got a 100k business loan that's all I know
21:16:15 <amelia> doesn't he haf to pay you child support
21:16:21 <Sharni> Yeah he does
21:16:23 <steven> he is a terrorist
21:16:26 <amelia> norti Arbition
21:16:28 <steven> that is his job
21:16:32 <steven> secret life
21:16:34 <Sharni> I get $30 a week each kid
21:16:36 <Sharni> Haha who knows
21:16:42 <steven> or rapist
21:16:43 <amelia> thats fuck all
21:16:44 <Sharni> Both kids **
21:16:51 <Sharni> so $15 a week per child
21:16:57 <amelia> wot a dropkick
21:17:06 <Sharni> Yeah but that's going off his 2014-2015 tax
21:17:08 <Arbition> amelia: Yeah now here is the rest of the story. 60 zone, he probably saw me originally doing 90, but because I slowed down as I noticed something amiss, by the time he pulled me over, the latest reading was 67
21:17:14 <Sharni> I asked if he done his tax yet and apparently not
21:17:18 <amelia> does he do cashies
21:17:27 <Sharni> No idea
21:17:30 <Arbition> He said "I saw you doing ridiculous speed, but we use the last speed reading"
21:17:46 <Arbition> even though he witnessed me doing way above the speed limit, he still let me off with a warning
21:17:48 <amelia> haha so less than 10kms over you don't even lose point
21:17:51 <amelia> jus cash?
21:17:56 <amelia> ohhhh
21:18:00 <amelia> you got a nice one
21:18:12 <amelia> musta had your blue panties showing
21:18:16 <Arbition> now here is the thing. I got caught speeding a year ago, and got a warning for that one too
21:18:22 <steven> i got pulled over one time
21:18:29 <steven> i was going about 80 in a 50
21:18:30 <Sharni> I've never got pulled over
21:18:34 <Arbition> I'm starting to think that coppers think I'm an angel or something by the way I interact
21:18:34 <steven> he asked me how fast i was going
21:18:44 <steven> 'i said around 50'
21:18:51 <amelia> thats odd for them to let you off
21:18:51 <steven> he didnt have a radar
21:18:54 <steven> he couldnt do shit!
21:18:58 <Arbition> yeah I didn't contest or anything
21:19:00 <Sharni> Lolololol
21:19:05 <Arbition> I'm just like, yeah, you got me
21:19:27 <Arbition> Both times I did get out of my car though
21:19:32 <amelia> I've been let off 3x but i fake cried and used the excuse that i had a fight with my bf and i was scared
21:19:39 <steven> i always get out my car
21:19:40 <Sharni> Hahahahahah
21:19:43 <Arbition> All those stupid TV shows where people get pulled over, they always stay in their car
21:19:49 <Sharni> Why Steven
21:19:55 <Sharni> Too show who's boss ?
21:19:58 <steven> just incase i need to run
21:20:00 <Arbition> My excuse (it was true though) was road rage
21:20:03 <steven> they know who is boss
21:20:06 <Arbition> I'm like, this guy pissed me off
21:20:07 <Sharni> Why run when you can drive
21:20:11 <amelia> why do you get out the car?
21:20:18 <Arbition> why not
21:20:23 <amelia> don't they freak out?
21:20:23 <steven> because when i get pulled over
21:20:27 <Sharni> Probably had weed
21:20:27 <Arbition> he ain't going to get a baton out and beat me
21:20:28 <steven> my car gets searched
21:20:31 <Sharni> Hahahahahah
21:20:34 <steven> so i just speed up the process
21:20:41 <Sharni> Lol
21:20:44 <Arbition> I do it because I prefer the personal touch
21:20:54 <Sharni> Have you been caught with drugs in your car before Steven
21:21:01 <steven> not really
21:21:05 <Arbition> getting out the car is like, I'm behind a barrier at a booth in a bank/prison whatever
21:21:07 <Sharni> Weapons ?
21:21:12 <Sharni> Prostitutes ?
21:21:14 <steven> i have been caught for both
21:21:16 <Arbition> *not getting out of the car
21:21:31 <Sharni> So now your car is like targeted when they pull up your rego
21:21:42 <Arbition> wait me or steven?
21:21:42 <Sharni> You fucking druggo
21:21:46 <Sharni> Steven
21:21:47 <steven> i dont get pulled over now
21:21:49 <Arbition> got it
21:21:56 <steven> but if i do i still have the old habbit
21:22:03 <steven> we got pulled over about a month ago
21:22:06 <steven> and i got searched
21:22:09 <steven> i was a passenger
21:22:12 <steven> like fuck off cunts
21:22:18 <amelia> who were you with
21:22:20 <steven> emma
21:22:23 <amelia> you must look dodgy
21:22:24 <Sharni> I've never been pulled over in my car.. My car would normally be targeted cause of my low profiles. My brother drove it he got pulled over... But I drive it almost every day cops don't like me
21:22:26 <amelia> or the car
21:22:30 <steven> the car is new
21:22:35 <amelia> then its you
21:22:40 <amelia> dodgy lookin tossa
21:22:42 <steven> because they can see me at night time
21:22:44 <steven> wetard
21:22:49 <Sharni> Lolol
21:22:50 <Arbition> hey, I drive an import and I don't get pulled over
21:23:06 <steven> i got searched because emma was looking for pokemon
21:23:10 <steven> in a carpark
21:23:19 <Arbition> lol loitering
21:23:20 <amelia> why didn't emma get searched
21:23:20 <steven> when they pulled her over she got shitty
21:23:28 <amelia> i think its cos you look dodge
21:23:30 <steven> so they thought they would get at me
21:23:40 <steven> i just laughed at them the whole time
21:23:41 <Arbition> "dude you made me miss the primeape"
21:23:43 <steven> i was so stoned
21:23:51 <amelia> you have the ex criminal lool
21:23:54 <amelia> look
21:23:56 <amelia> hahahahaha
21:24:21 <steven> i dont look dodge
21:24:24 <steven> i sick clothes
21:24:28 <steven> new clothes
21:24:33 <Sharni> Lol
21:24:45 <steven> surfy brands
21:24:48 <steven> im a surgy
21:24:52 <steven> surfy
21:25:14 <Sharni> Do you even surf brahh
21:25:23 <steven> only on days ending with Y
21:26:00 <amelia> surf the net
21:26:05 <steven> ofcourse
21:26:33 <Sharni> Hahahaha
21:26:42 <Arbition> smurf the net
21:26:51 <Arbition> get the smurf out of here
21:26:58 <steven> how long till trump returns
21:27:08 <Sharni> I'll give him 3 days
21:27:25 <steven> he will come back for some sharni pussy
21:27:29 <amelia> nah at least 7
21:27:37 <Sharni> You want some
21:27:40 <steven> yeah how much?
21:27:44 <steven> 10 dorrah
21:27:49 <Sharni> Free for you babez
21:27:51 <Arbition> why is he not here, I missed it
21:27:54 <steven> samboooooooody
21:27:57 <Sharni> I have no idea
21:28:02 <steven> shankz
21:28:09 <Sharni> I always miss out on the good shit on irc
21:28:23 <steven> slinky_J burnt him hard
21:28:25 <steven> now he is gone
21:28:30 <Sharni> Lol
21:28:59 <steven> but yeah it was slinky who pushed him over the edge
21:29:04 <Arbition> wow
21:29:19 <Arbition> usually it is trump trying to make someone freak
21:29:29 <steven> yeah slinky done it with ease
21:29:33 <slinky_J> lol
21:29:36 <slinky_J> hahaha
21:29:40 <steven> do you even know slinky_J?
21:29:44 <steven> you made trumo leave
21:29:46 <steven> hahaha
21:31:52 <steven> this is the new krew
21:32:36 <steven> GoldSpade you using your torch tonight?
21:32:37 <amelia> slinky banned trump and trump was not happy
21:33:03 <slinky_J> yer
21:33:11 <slinky_J> LMAO
21:33:16 <slinky_J> I am the Alpha!
21:33:24 <slinky_J> put that in the topic too ;)
21:33:26 <slinky_J> lel
21:33:51 <steven> ill msg him
21:33:52 <steven> hahahaa
21:34:06 <amelia> (amelia) slinky: 1
21:34:08 <amelia> (amelia) trump: 0
21:34:22 <slinky_J> lolll
21:34:44 <amelia> (President_Trump) ?
21:34:51 <slinky_J> LOLLL
21:35:04 <Sharni> Hahahaha
21:35:14 <steven> <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:35:23 <Sharni> slinky_J what did you do to trumpy
21:35:42 <steven> everyone send trump a message asking him if he is okay
21:35:43 <steven> hahaaha
21:35:49 <Sharni> Haha ok
21:35:50 <amelia> steven tell hik he has done a 'nate'
21:36:04 <steven> haha
21:36:05 <steven> <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:36:05 <steven> <steven> you alright bro i got your back
21:36:18 <amelia> haha
21:36:50 <steven> taunt him with his own words
21:37:04 <Sharni> Hahah
21:37:21 <slinky_J> i told him off n banned him
21:37:24 <Sharni> This is what I got back
21:37:26 <Sharni> 9:36 PM <President_Trump> what did u eat today Sharni?
21:37:29 <slinky_J> LOL steven
21:37:36 <slinky_J> he is a bot
21:37:39 <slinky_J> that became sentient
21:37:48 <slinky_J> then crashed because it couldnt handle reality
21:37:53 <amelia> the people that actually crack the shits n leave compared to the people that actually cop the most shit
21:38:00 <steven> yeah i know
21:38:09 <amelia> like i would think jenn cops the most yet stays
21:38:12 <steven> jen has copped more shit then cock
21:38:18 <Sharni> Lol
21:38:20 <Sharni> Hahahaha
21:38:26 <amelia> i cop a fair bit, mostly from pliv
21:38:29 <amelia> kunny
21:38:35 <Sharni> Everyone loves me I think expect jerrome
21:38:35 <amelia> but hes a space cadet
21:38:38 <steven> everyone cops it
21:38:42 <amelia> tisk but he was forcrd hahahaa
21:38:55 <Sharni> Yep
21:38:56 <steven> i come home everyday and cop it
21:39:01 <amelia> ye but i mean the ones that leave i reckon have copped the least
21:39:01 <Sharni> Lol
21:39:02 <steven> and im sick of it!
21:39:05 <steven> mwahahahahahah
21:39:06 <Sharni> From Emma ?
21:39:10 <steven> na
21:39:21 <steven> everyone gives everyone shit
21:39:22 <Sharni> I reckon Emma could bash you
21:39:30 <amelia> ye exactly
21:39:42 <Sharni> Where is Emma why isn't she here
21:39:46 <Sharni> She is never here any make
21:39:47 <Sharni> More
21:39:53 <slinky_J> cockshit
21:39:57 <steven> she is under my computer table
21:40:04 <Sharni> Wink wink
21:40:09 <amelia> bite it off
21:40:10 <steven> while im looking at pics of jen
21:40:26 <Sharni> Oh god
21:40:38 <Sharni> You must be so hard right now
21:41:01 <steven> nuh
21:41:07 <amelia> on the flop
21:41:11 <Sharni> Ahaha
21:41:18 <Sharni> That was sarcasm Steven
21:41:22 <steven> yeah because i just came
21:41:26 <Sharni> Hahahaha
21:41:45 <amelia> prob all yellow n nasty
21:41:53 <amelia> mustardcum
21:42:01 <Sharni> Yum
21:42:04 <steven> nar
21:42:08 <steven> my cum is good looking
21:42:19 <steven> taste good aswell
21:42:24 <steven> ooops
21:42:29 <amelia> hahahahahahahaha
21:43:19 <steven> just ask slinky_J
21:44:38 <Sharni> Just saying. People that smoke weed their cum taste nasty.
21:44:55 <amelia> HHAHA
21:45:18 <steven> how many weed doodles have u smoked before
21:45:29 <amelia> don't you smoke weed Sharni
21:45:35 <steven> yeah so her fanny smells
21:45:49 <slinky_J> http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/10/tim-and-eric-mind-blown.gif
21:45:52 <Sharni> Haha rarely
21:45:55 <steven> her nipple milk is salty!
21:46:04 <slinky_J> i tasted my ex's nipple milk
21:46:07 <slinky_J> it was disgusted
21:46:19 <slinky_J> she was sqeezin it out in the shower
21:46:22 <steven> haha
21:46:24 <slinky_J> n i was like can i taste?
21:46:25 <slinky_J> haha
21:46:30 <slinky_J> i got out like yuck yuck
21:46:35 <slinky_J> walk away disgusting
21:46:41 <slinky_J> ted
21:46:56 <steven> if she was black if would of been chocmilk
21:47:03 <slinky_J> LOL!!!!!!!!!!
21:47:26 <Sharni> Hahah
21:47:41 <Sharni> If only chocolate cake out of penis
21:47:45 <Sharni> Came **
21:47:47 <Sharni> Hahah cake
21:52:31 <steven> lumpy cum
21:52:42 <slinky_J> im wondering what the dna will say about the jonbenet murder
21:52:44 <slinky_J> woo woo
21:52:50 <slinky_J> i wonder if it was the brother
21:53:19 <slinky_J> im betting on the parents having covered for their son
21:53:25 <slinky_J> fearing he would be taken from them too
21:59:03 <amelia> i fink that's the general consensus
21:59:40 <Sharni> Aww yeh
22:04:46 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) Quit: There is no chicken. There never was a chicken. The chicken is an urban myth, something to give your life meaning.
22:06:27 <Sharni> I like chicken
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22:10:13 <GoldSpade> I have a Thump update..
22:10:26 <GoldSpade> <GoldSpade> hey come to nerds
22:10:26 <GoldSpade> <GoldSpade> come to nerds
22:10:26 <GoldSpade> <President_Trump> ive left there
22:10:26 <GoldSpade> <GoldSpade> aww why
22:10:26 <GoldSpade> <President_Trump> time to move on
22:10:26 <GoldSpade> <GoldSpade> heh
22:10:26 <GoldSpade> <GoldSpade> did someone upset you
22:10:26 <GoldSpade> <President_Trump> not at all
22:11:02 <GoldSpade> ..............
22:11:12 <amelia> slinky really broke him
22:11:19 <steven> haha
22:11:19 <GoldSpade> what happend
22:11:33 <steven> he is in melbourne now got some new mates
22:11:41 <GoldSpade> hehe
22:12:17 <GoldSpade> is sez n fax and co there?
22:12:21 <GoldSpade> doodle
22:12:22 <steven> nup
22:12:28 <steven> i dunno
22:12:33 <GoldSpade> so why are the ops
22:12:35 <GoldSpade> who
22:13:39 <GoldSpade> heh
22:15:09 <Sharni> Lololol
22:15:23 <steven> sharni u been playing pg
22:15:37 <Sharni> Yea on and off
22:15:46 <steven> no good ones come up in perth
22:15:48 <steven> its fucked
22:15:56 <Sharni> Haha
22:16:00 <Sharni> Go to Sydney
22:16:32 <GoldSpade> they need to unban me from #perth...so we can increase the number(s)
22:17:03 <GoldSpade> you are right
22:17:07 <GoldSpade> fucktulated
22:18:00 <Sharni> Lol
22:18:29 <amelia> percolated
22:25:00 <steven> keke
22:25:12 <steven> xpresso
22:25:56 <Sharni> Aw yeh
22:39:59 <steven> arcanine in bondi junction
22:40:01 <steven> loooooooool
22:40:48 <steven> aerodactyl in manly park
22:42:56 <Sharni> Lol
22:47:22 <steven> my dragonite has been on this gym for about 2 weeks
22:47:26 <steven> i need to power him up
22:47:32 <steven> but i cant until someone beats him
22:47:33 <steven> haha
22:49:09 <steven> http://prntscr.com/ck7f52
22:52:54 <GoldSpade> Thump likes Georgeandwell
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23:08:10 <slinky_J> I'M BACK
23:08:39 <slinky_J> stupid indian cunt wanting me to pay for irc
23:08:43 <slinky_J> dirty afghan cunt
23:08:52 <Arbition> what
23:08:54 <GoldSpade> did you upset Thump?
23:08:57 <Arbition> payback for IRC?
23:08:57 <slinky_J> nah
23:08:59 <slinky_J> mIRC
23:09:05 <Arbition> oh
23:09:07 <slinky_J> when it says it's expired
23:09:11 <Arbition> there are loads of other IRC clients
23:09:15 <slinky_J> and says Exit instead of continue
23:09:20 <Arbition> try hexchat
23:09:29 <slinky_J> nobody has ever shown me how to get another one
23:09:33 <slinky_J> what do u use?
23:09:45 <Arbition> I use Quassel
23:09:55 <Arbition> not amazing, but it does the always on thing on another computer
23:10:17 <Arbition> in canada for now
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23:17:21 <slinky_J> Quassel
23:18:42 <slinky_J> can u find me hexchat link Arbition?
23:18:44 <steven> sexy beasts
23:18:52 <slinky_J> I'm always paranoid ima dl somethin wit a virus or WORM
23:19:01 * slinky_J worms his willy in to steven's ear
23:19:05 <slinky_J> YES IT IS THAT SMALL
23:19:23 <steven> i bet its smelly
23:19:31 <slinky_J> David Attenborough presents Penis; Spy in the Vagina
23:19:31 <steven> just how i like it
23:19:40 <slinky_J> amelia fav doco
23:20:16 <slinky_J> I am going to be super nice to skirmie from now on
23:20:28 <steven> give him your worm
23:20:30 <slinky_J> how was your day bro? oh ok i hope you're having a good day bro!
23:20:46 <steven> feed it to sharnis snakes
23:21:04 <slinky_J> he only mean to me coz he wants me irl
23:21:13 <slinky_J> dunno where those snakes have been ;)
23:21:37 <steven> haaa
23:21:43 <steven> Sharni you scraggg
23:21:57 <steven> ohhhhhh shit
23:23:05 <slinky_J> lol
23:27:48 <steven> hahahah
23:27:50 <steven> that was emma
23:28:01 <steven> i only just noticed
23:31:23 <slinky_J> https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1032797146799184
23:31:25 <slinky_J> LOL!!!!
23:31:44 <GoldSpade> its been removed
23:31:49 <slinky_J> oh pfff
23:31:59 <GoldSpade> what was it
23:32:08 <slinky_J> a cat gif
23:32:17 <GoldSpade> why would that be removed
23:32:27 <slinky_J> on the back of its owner pulled out its claws 'I could kill her.."
23:32:38 <slinky_J> then puts them away "Eh, I'll do it tomorrow."
23:32:39 <slinky_J> was lols
23:32:53 <GoldSpade> oh so offensive!
23:35:52 <slinky_J> lol
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