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00:00 <slinky_J> hihihi
01:27 <slinky_J> hihihi
04:00 <President_Trump> rat fuck
04:00 <President_Trump> i was looking at some 7k tvs today in jb
04:00 <President_Trump> made me think of u
04:00 <President_Trump> *hugs*
05:00 <slinky_J> 7 grand
05:00 <slinky_J> lol
05:00 <slinky_J> https://www.jbhifi.com.au/headphones-dj/headphones/sennheiser/sennheiser-rs175-rf-wireless-headphone-system/734314/
05:00 <slinky_J> buying them tomorrow
05:00 <slinky_J> maybe the next ones up but those will do
05:00 <slinky_J> gonna claim on my insurrence
05:00 <slinky_J> but first i gotta pay for them then claim them
05:00 <slinky_J> instead of claiming my pair that're broke coz they only cost 400 lols
05:13 <President_Trump> rat fuck
05:24 <President_Trump> i was looking at some 7k tvs today in jb
05:40 <President_Trump> made me think of u
05:42 <President_Trump> *hugs*
06:05 <slinky_J> 7 grand
06:05 <slinky_J> lol
06:09 <slinky_J> https://www.jbhifi.com.au/headphones-dj/headphones/sennheiser/sennheiser-rs175-rf-wireless-headphone-system/734314/
06:13 <slinky_J> buying them tomorrow
06:24 <slinky_J> maybe the next ones up but those will do
06:33 <slinky_J> gonna claim on my insurrence
06:46 <slinky_J> but first i gotta pay for them then claim them
06:58 <slinky_J> instead of claiming my pair that're broke coz they only cost 400 lols
08:00 <President_Trump> when ur wanking to gay porn on your big tv and your mum comes in you will have your headset on and you wont hear her so there wont be that awkward moment
09:00 <slinky_J> LMFAOI
09:00 <slinky_J> unlucky for her
09:00 <slinky_J> hope she's bringing milk and cookies ha ha
09:00 <slinky_J> she wiped my arse as a kid
09:00 <slinky_J> if she did that then her problem lol
09:00 <President_Trump> how many times has she caught you?
09:28 <President_Trump> when ur wanking to gay porn on your big tv and your mum comes in you will have your headset on and you wont hear her so there wont be that awkward moment
10:17 <slinky_J> LMFAOI
10:21 <slinky_J> unlucky for her
10:27 <slinky_J> hope she's bringing milk and cookies ha ha
10:39 <slinky_J> she wiped my arse as a kid
10:45 <slinky_J> if she did that then her problem lol
10:47 <President_Trump> how many times has she caught you?
12:00 <slinky_J> not caught
12:00 <slinky_J> but twice
12:00 <slinky_J> when i was a teen
12:00 <slinky_J> walkin in
12:00 <slinky_J> so ye caught
12:00 <slinky_J> watev
12:00 <slinky_J> lol
12:00 <slinky_J> u try to be quiet
12:00 <slinky_J> so u learn to just go to the toilet and do it ey
13:00 <President_Trump> did she say 'OH MY GOD JOSH'
13:00 <President_Trump> or did she play it cool?
13:07 <slinky_J> not caught
13:12 <slinky_J> but twice
13:21 <slinky_J> when i was a teen
13:25 <slinky_J> walkin in
13:27 <slinky_J> so ye caught
13:28 <slinky_J> watev
13:29 <slinky_J> lol
13:36 <slinky_J> u try to be quiet
13:45 <slinky_J> so u learn to just go to the toilet and do it ey
14:38 <President_Trump> did she say 'OH MY GOD JOSH'
14:43 <President_Trump> or did she play it cool?
15:00 <slinky_J> nah she backed out playin it cool
15:00 <slinky_J> tried to talk to me later
15:00 <slinky_J> i was like get lost
15:00 <slinky_J> lol
16:30 <slinky_J> nah she backed out playin it cool
16:35 <slinky_J> tried to talk to me later
16:39 <slinky_J> i was like get lost
16:40 <slinky_J> lol
17:00 <President_Trump> how did she approach it?
17:00 <President_Trump> now joshua, i mean its totally normal
18:34 <President_Trump> how did she approach it?
18:45 <President_Trump> now joshua, i mean its totally normal
25:00 <slinky_J> man
25:00 <slinky_J> i dont care
25:00 <slinky_J> didnt care then
25:00 <slinky_J> dont care now
25:00 <slinky_J> im no chick
25:00 <slinky_J> she could walk in on me fucking a chick on the couch i wouldnt give a shit id say excuse us and she would go outside
26:00 <slinky_J> and we'd fuck a bit more then get dressed
26:00 <slinky_J> fuck
26:23 <slinky_J> man
26:25 <slinky_J> i dont care
26:28 <slinky_J> didnt care then
26:30 <slinky_J> dont care now
26:34 <slinky_J> im no chick
26:59 <slinky_J> she could walk in on me fucking a chick on the couch i wouldnt give a shit id say excuse us and she would go outside
27:07 <slinky_J> and we'd fuck a bit more then get dressed
27:08 <slinky_J> fuck
31:00 <slinky_J> dont get boring on me
32:45 <slinky_J> dont get boring on me
33:00 <President_Trump> you told her to get lost, you were very embarrassed about it
33:00 <slinky_J> lol
33:00 <slinky_J> no
33:00 <slinky_J> im a man
34:00 <slinky_J> i dont need to talk about shit
34:00 <President_Trump> you were a teenager who found a new toy
34:00 <President_Trump> you had a meltdown when she wanted to talk about it
34:00 <slinky_J> dude
34:00 <President_Trump> so she contacted all of her friends and spoke to them about the situation
34:00 <slinky_J> i been fucking
34:00 <slinky_J> since i was thirteen
34:29 <President_Trump> you told her to get lost, you were very embarrassed about it
34:58 <slinky_J> lol
35:00 <slinky_J> no
35:00 <slinky_J> i couldnt give a shit
35:00 <President_Trump> why didnt you tell her that rather than telling her to get lost
35:00 <President_Trump> you said 'get lost' and ran out the door with a red face loollllllllllllll
35:03 <slinky_J> im a man
35:08 <slinky_J> i dont need to talk about shit
35:22 <President_Trump> you were a teenager who found a new toy
35:38 <President_Trump> you had a meltdown when she wanted to talk about it
35:55 <slinky_J> dude
35:59 <President_Trump> so she contacted all of her friends and spoke to them about the situation
35:59 <slinky_J> i been fucking
36:00 <slinky_J> dude
36:00 <slinky_J> i never needed to tell her shit
36:00 <slinky_J> i was a man
36:00 <slinky_J> when you were shitting your bed
36:00 <President_Trump> if you had of chatted with your mum about your masturbation like an adult perhaps you wouldnt be in such a mess now
36:03 <slinky_J> since i was thirteen
36:07 <slinky_J> i couldnt give a shit
36:21 <President_Trump> why didnt you tell her that rather than telling her to get lost
36:35 <President_Trump> you said 'get lost' and ran out the door with a red face loollllllllllllll
37:00 <slinky_J> dude
37:00 <slinky_J> you troll like shit
37:00 <President_Trump> no one is trolling
37:00 <slinky_J> that's the annoying thing about trolls
37:00 <slinky_J> they're dumb as mud
37:00 <slinky_J> and think they're smart.
37:00 <slinky_J> like you
37:09 <slinky_J> dude
37:16 <slinky_J> i never needed to tell her shit
37:20 <slinky_J> i was a man
37:29 <slinky_J> when you were shitting your bed
37:47 <President_Trump> if you had of chatted with your mum about your masturbation like an adult perhaps you wouldnt be in such a mess now
38:00 <slinky_J> why dont you act like an adult and hold a normal conversation for once.
38:05 <slinky_J> dude
38:10 <slinky_J> you troll like shit
38:26 <President_Trump> no one is trolling
38:28 <slinky_J> that's the annoying thing about trolls
38:32 <slinky_J> they're dumb as mud
38:36 <slinky_J> and think they're smart.
38:38 <slinky_J> like you
39:25 <slinky_J> why dont you act like an adult and hold a normal conversation for once.
41:00 <President_Trump> grow up joshua
41:00 <slinky_J> ?
41:00 <slinky_J> nothing to say, like I expected.
42:39 <President_Trump> grow up joshua
42:46 <slinky_J> ?
42:57 <slinky_J> nothing to say, like I expected.
43:00 <screws> hey
43:00 <screws> whos around
43:00 <slinky_J> sappnen dowg
43:00 <slinky_J> Old Man Slinky
44:00 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllll
44:00 <President_Trump> hi screws
44:40 Join: screws ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
44:48 <screws> hey
44:50 <screws> whos around
44:53 <slinky_J> sappnen dowg
44:59 <slinky_J> Old Man Slinky
45:28 Nick: slinky_J is now known as PandasDontDrive
45:41 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllll
45:43 <President_Trump> hi screws
01:00 <steven_> looooooooooool
02:00 <steven_> amelia slart
02:00 <President_Trump> fat^cow
02:00 <amelia> wot up playah
02:27 <steven_> looooooooooool
03:00 <amelia> FaT^CoW^PeaR^TTz
03:22 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
03:22 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa amelia amelia
03:28 <steven_> amelia slart
03:38 <President_Trump> fat^cow
03:51 <amelia> wot up playah
04:00 <President_Trump> snotxbunface
04:00 <amelia> bwahahaha
04:00 <amelia> so last night i went on a date n we had mexican
04:00 <amelia> I ate a fried cricket n drank a tequila
04:18 <amelia> FaT^CoW^PeaR^TTz
05:00 <amelia> shit got rowdy
05:07 <President_Trump> snotxbunface
05:25 <amelia> bwahahaha
05:48 <amelia> so last night i went on a date n we had mexican
05:58 <amelia> I ate a fried cricket n drank a tequila
06:04 <amelia> shit got rowdy
07:00 <President_Trump> pics
07:43 Quit: Tiesto ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
08:00 <amelia> I shoulda taken pic of the crickets
08:00 <amelia> they looked terrible
08:00 <President_Trump> i wont believe u went anywhere til pliv ticks it off
08:12 <President_Trump> pics
09:00 <sour> what does President_Trump think of mexicans?
09:08 <amelia> I shoulda taken pic of the crickets
09:14 <amelia> they looked terrible
09:56 <President_Trump> i wont believe u went anywhere til pliv ticks it off
10:00 <screws> today trump said that women who wanna abort should be punished
10:00 <amelia> all lies until pliv is satisfied its the truth
10:00 <President_Trump> i love the mexican people, BUT THEY NEED TO COME HERE LEGALLY
10:00 <sour> screws arrogant citizens will vote an arrogant leader
10:00 <President_Trump> yes screws, if someone does something against the law they should be punished, you dont agree?
10:00 <sour> how many mexicans do you have working for you President Trump?
10:55 <sour> what does President_Trump think of mexicans?
11:00 <President_Trump> i employ THOUSANDS of mexicans, i love the mexican people
11:00 <screws> then he got a massive backlash then he said something like "uhh uhh, the doctors should be punished"
11:00 <screws> trumps got a lot of opinions
11:00 <President_Trump> but FOLKS THEY ARENT SENDING THEIR FINEST, THEY ARE SENDING RAPISTS AND MURDERERS
11:00 <TedCruz> look Donald these bully tactics only work in primary school, which we need to address so there are no more leaders like yourself
11:00 <screws> and opinions are like arseholes
11:00 <screws> everyones got one and theyre all full of shit
11:00 <screws> so the thing is
11:20 <screws> today trump said that women who wanna abort should be punished
11:22 <amelia> all lies until pliv is satisfied its the truth
11:32 <President_Trump> i love the mexican people, BUT THEY NEED TO COME HERE LEGALLY
11:45 <sour> screws arrogant citizens will vote an arrogant leader
11:57 <President_Trump> yes screws, if someone does something against the law they should be punished, you dont agree?
12:00 <screws> abortion isnt a crime
12:00 <screws> and what happened to token ?
12:00 <TedCruz> opinions are just thoughts on what the facts are, it doesn't claim that it's a fact
12:00 <President_Trump> you better watch yourself lyin ted or i will get started on heidi
12:00 <TedCruz> Trump see this is what i mean, Heidi is way out of your league
12:03 <sour> how many mexicans do you have working for you President Trump?
12:12 Nick: sour is now known as TedCruz
12:17 <President_Trump> i employ THOUSANDS of mexicans, i love the mexican people
12:24 <screws> then he got a massive backlash then he said something like "uhh uhh, the doctors should be punished"
12:29 <screws> trumps got a lot of opinions
12:35 <President_Trump> but FOLKS THEY ARENT SENDING THEIR FINEST, THEY ARE SENDING RAPISTS AND MURDERERS
12:36 <TedCruz> look Donald these bully tactics only work in primary school, which we need to address so there are no more leaders like yourself
12:37 <screws> and opinions are like arseholes
12:42 <screws> everyones got one and theyre all full of shit
13:00 <screws> so the thing is
13:00 <TedCruz> do not bring my wife into this or i'll bring up all your wives that you've collected and trashed 
13:00 <screws> if trump just stuck on his murderous hatred of muslims and shut up about abortion and gun rights, i reckon he would be a candidate for president of usa
13:00 <screws> but now hes just starting to seem a bit looney
13:00 <screws> and disgusting.
13:00 <President_Trump> the left wing media bait him screws, he answers unlike the other candidates
13:00 <TedCruz> Trump when are we going to debate?
13:15 <screws> abortion isnt a crime
13:17 <screws> and what happened to token ?
13:17 <TedCruz> opinions are just thoughts on what the facts are, it doesn't claim that it's a fact
13:20 <President_Trump> you better watch yourself lyin ted or i will get started on heidi
13:42 <TedCruz> Trump see this is what i mean, Heidi is way out of your league
14:00 <President_Trump> LYIN TED HE HOLDS UP THE BIBLE THEN HE PUTS IT DOWN AND HE LIES LIES LIES
14:00 <screws> he answers, that i will give him.
14:00 <screws> but i just wished he kept his trap shut about abortion .......
14:00 <President_Trump> screws if abortion was made illegal, do you think women should be punished for breaking the law?
14:00 <screws> hes making himself unpopular commenting on crap like that
14:18 <TedCruz> do not bring my wife into this or i'll bring up all your wives that you've collected and trashed
14:26 <screws> if trump just stuck on his murderous hatred of muslims and shut up about abortion and gun rights, i reckon he would be a candidate for president of usa
14:39 <screws> but now hes just starting to seem a bit looney
14:48 <screws> and disgusting.
14:53 <President_Trump> the left wing media bait him screws, he answers unlike the other candidates
14:55 <TedCruz> Trump when are we going to debate?
15:00 <screws> he should stick to the real issues
15:00 <President_Trump> he was baited, he's not a professional politician who can dodge and weave
15:00 <TedCruz> Donald Drumph 
15:00 <screws> thats insane to punish the women. if it was made illegal MAYBE the doctors but like.... doctors swear an oath
15:00 <screws> to help ppl
15:00 <screws> its a catch 22
15:13 <President_Trump> LYIN TED HE HOLDS UP THE BIBLE THEN HE PUTS IT DOWN AND HE LIES LIES LIES
15:16 <screws> he answers, that i will give him.
15:47 <screws> but i just wished he kept his trap shut about abortion .......
15:53 <President_Trump> screws if abortion was made illegal, do you think women should be punished for breaking the law?
16:00 <President_Trump> why not punish women for breaking the law? if someone breaks into your house and kills you should they be punished?
16:00 <screws> theres a diff between someone breakin into ur home... and aborting a rape baby
16:00 <screws> just as theres a diff between drink driving, and snatching an old ladys purse.
16:00 <screws> theyre both crimes, but they are vastly different.
16:01 <screws> hes making himself unpopular commenting on crap like that
16:05 <screws> he should stick to the real issues
16:25 <President_Trump> he was baited, he's not a professional politician who can dodge and weave
16:27 <TedCruz> Donald Drumph
16:33 <screws> thats insane to punish the women. if it was made illegal MAYBE the doctors but like.... doctors swear an oath
16:35 <screws> to help ppl
16:47 <screws> its a catch 22
17:00 <President_Trump> thats your opinion
17:00 <President_Trump> the punishment will fit the crime
17:00 <President_Trump> but there is still apunishment
17:00 <screws> well
17:00 <screws> if you make abortion illegal
17:00 <screws> then girls/women will start dumping their babys next to trees/orphanages
17:00 <screws> so whats worse
17:00 <screws> you choose
17:13 <President_Trump> why not punish women for breaking the law? if someone breaks into your house and kills you should they be punished?
17:29 <screws> theres a diff between someone breakin into ur home... and aborting a rape baby
17:42 <screws> just as theres a diff between drink driving, and snatching an old ladys purse.
17:53 <screws> theyre both crimes, but they are vastly different.
18:00 <screws> just like, if there was no dole money, then ppl would have no reason to rob/steal. so its a necessary evil
18:00 <screws> but i dont even think its that evil tbh
18:00 <President_Trump> why would they dump it next to an orphanage? why not have it then give it away?
18:00 <screws> you mean like adopt it
18:00 <screws> i duno
18:00 <screws> for some bogans thats too complicated
18:16 <President_Trump> thats your opinion
18:19 <President_Trump> the punishment will fit the crime
18:24 <President_Trump> but there is still apunishment
18:38 <screws> well
18:43 <screws> if you make abortion illegal
18:52 <screws> then girls/women will start dumping their babys next to trees/orphanages
18:56 <screws> so whats worse
18:57 <screws> you choose
19:00 <screws> or they dont want it to grow up not knowing who the parents are
19:00 <screws> i duno
19:00 <screws> i really dont know im not a woman
19:00 <President_Trump> it sounds like you are out of your depth
19:00 <screws> all i know is trump pissed off a lot of ppl today and that makes me a sad panda
19:00 <President_Trump> when I AM PRESIDENT I WILL MAKE YOU SO PROUD, YOU WILL GET SO SICK OF WINNING
19:00 <screws> its like he was so close.
19:00 <screws> now even hillary looks good to me
19:20 <screws> just like, if there was no dole money, then ppl would have no reason to rob/steal. so its a necessary evil
19:26 <screws> but i dont even think its that evil tbh
19:34 <President_Trump> why would they dump it next to an orphanage? why not have it then give it away?
19:47 <screws> you mean like adopt it
19:51 <screws> i duno
19:57 <screws> for some bogans thats too complicated
20:00 <President_Trump> i will admit it was a bad answer
20:00 <screws> the finish line was just there and he stumbled
20:00 <President_Trump> hillary is the most flawed candidate to ever run for president
20:00 <screws> look at our choices
20:11 <screws> or they dont want it to grow up not knowing who the parents are
20:11 <screws> i duno
20:15 <screws> i really dont know im not a woman
20:27 <President_Trump> it sounds like you are out of your depth
20:29 <screws> all i know is trump pissed off a lot of ppl today and that makes me a sad panda
20:37 <President_Trump> when I AM PRESIDENT I WILL MAKE YOU SO PROUD, YOU WILL GET SO SICK OF WINNING
20:41 <screws> its like he was so close.
20:57 <screws> now even hillary looks good to me
21:08 <President_Trump> i will admit it was a bad answer
21:21 <screws> the finish line was just there and he stumbled
21:33 <President_Trump> hillary is the most flawed candidate to ever run for president
21:43 <screws> look at our choices
22:00 <President_Trump> he was going to lose wisconsin anyway
23:15 <President_Trump> he was going to lose wisconsin anyway
24:00 <screws> 01:06 <Skirmish> You are that type of guy screws. Always desperate to 1 up that guy that gives you a hard time and you would have no reservations fucking with someones job irl. Pliv has been around for a long time and everyone knows he loves getting personal info on people.
25:00 <President_Trump> why does he keep quoting that?
25:00 <TedCruz> has deep seeded issues like yourself Donald
25:00 <President_Trump> PandasDontDrive you there bro?
25:00 <President_Trump> i got a good vid for you
25:51 <screws> 01:06 <Skirmish> You are that type of guy screws. Always desperate to 1 up that guy that gives you a hard time and you would have no reservations fucking with someones job irl. Pliv has been around for a long time and everyone knows he loves getting personal info on people.
25:54 Part: screws ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
26:00 <TedCruz> i fucking hate pandas
26:00 <TedCruz> as president, I will remove them from existance
26:00 <President_Trump> you will carpet bomb them
26:00 <TedCruz> i'm watching cam girls finger banging themselves
26:23 <President_Trump> why does he keep quoting that?
26:52 <TedCruz> has deep seeded issues like yourself Donald
26:59 <President_Trump> PandasDontDrive you there bro?
27:00 <amelia> same
27:00 <President_Trump> MAD DOG PUTIN
27:00 <President_Putin> amelia: you may call me PP
27:02 <President_Trump> i got a good vid for you
27:07 <TedCruz> i fucking hate pandas
27:21 <TedCruz> as president, I will remove them from existance
27:29 <President_Trump> you will carpet bomb them
27:51 <TedCruz> i'm watching cam girls finger banging themselves
28:00 <President_Putin> Trump, it's President Putin for you
28:00 <President_Trump> how are things in the kremlin? lots of teen pussy in the basement waiting for you?
28:10 <amelia> same
28:45 Nick: TedCruz is now known as President_Putin
28:54 <President_Trump> MAD DOG PUTIN
28:57 <President_Putin> amelia: you may call me PP
29:00 <President_Trump> i must come for a visit as my first bit of business
29:00 <President_Trump> dont tell melania
29:00 <President_Putin> this is not an appropriate discussion, just know they're stowed away well 
29:08 <President_Putin> Trump, it's President Putin for you
29:50 <President_Trump> how are things in the kremlin? lots of teen pussy in the basement waiting for you?
30:11 <President_Trump> i must come for a visit as my first bit of business
30:16 <President_Trump> dont tell melania
30:39 <President_Putin> this is not an appropriate discussion, just know they're stowed away well
31:00 <President_Putin> Trump, if you become President then i have a, proposition, if you like, for you. 
31:00 <President_Trump> we must have a 'leaders retreat' on orgy island President_Putin, we will invite Berlusconi to join us
32:08 <President_Putin> Trump, if you become President then i have a, proposition, if you like, for you.
32:44 <President_Trump> we must have a 'leaders retreat' on orgy island President_Putin, we will invite Berlusconi to join us
35:00 <President_Trump>  I JUST DRANK 3 CUPS OF TRUMP COFFEE.  SUPER FUCKING HIGH ENERGY NOW
35:00 <President_Putin> I have a bottle of Macallan 64 year old in Lalique, we can share, I would like to discuss something that is of importance to me regarding Cuba.
36:00 <President_Putin> I can hand over Snowdon if you free an old ex KGB conrad of mine in Guantanemo.
36:13 <President_Trump> I JUST DRANK 3 CUPS OF TRUMP COFFEE. SUPER FUCKING HIGH ENERGY NOW
36:32 <President_Putin> I have a bottle of Macallan 64 year old in Lalique, we can share, I would like to discuss something that is of importance to me regarding Cuba.
37:36 <President_Putin> I can hand over Snowdon if you free an old ex KGB conrad of mine in Guantanemo.
38:00 <President_Putin> I must go now, I have bear wrestling
39:00 <KimJong-un> Glorious Supreme Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea here
39:26 <President_Putin> I must go now, I have bear wrestling
40:00 Nick: President_Putin is now known as KimJong-un
40:00 <President_Trump> I HAD TRUMP STEAKS FOR DINNER
40:00 <President_Trump> AND TRUMP WATER
40:00 <KimJong-un> Trump if you become president, I will need some nukes, these infidel south koreans are pointing fingers on the boarder, this is a declaration of war and it needs to be addressed.
40:53 <KimJong-un> Glorious Supreme Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea here
41:00 <steven_> night guys
41:00 <amelia> cu fwend
41:00 <steven_> cu slart
41:00 <President_Trump> I WILL BOMB THEM SO BADLY
41:00 <amelia> cu pal
41:00 <KimJong-un> icup
41:00 <steven_> cu bae
41:00 <President_Trump> I WILL BOMB THE HELL OUT OF THEM
41:00 <amelia> cu bud
41:13 <President_Trump> I HAD TRUMP STEAKS FOR DINNER
41:18 <President_Trump> AND TRUMP WATER
42:00 <KimJong-un> check this tranny out https://chaturbate.com/sharikdirtyts/
42:00 <steven_> cu sis
42:00 <KimJong-un> ^ friend zoned
42:00 <steven_> .
42:02 <KimJong-un> Trump if you become president, I will need some nukes, these infidel south koreans are pointing fingers on the boarder, this is a declaration of war and it needs to be addressed.
42:15 <steven_> night guys
42:22 <amelia> cu fwend
42:28 <steven_> cu slart
42:28 <President_Trump> I WILL BOMB THEM SO BADLY
42:36 <amelia> cu pal
42:42 <steven_> cu bae
42:42 <KimJong-un> icup
42:52 <President_Trump> I WILL BOMB THE HELL OUT OF THEM
42:55 <amelia> cu bud
43:00 <amelia> cu cword
43:00 <KimJong-un> South Korea is not in my friend zone
43:00 <steven_> cu fword
43:00 <steven_> c u l 8 r
43:00 <President_Trump> KimJong-un you can come to orgy island with putin, berlusconi and myself
43:28 <steven_> cu sis
43:28 <KimJong-un> check this tranny out https://chaturbate.com/sharikdirtyts/
43:40 <KimJong-un> ^ friend zoned
43:41 <steven_> .
44:00 <amelia> cu l8r alg8r
44:00 <KimJong-un> I've never left outside my boarders
44:06 <amelia> cu cword
44:07 <KimJong-un> South Korea is not in my friend zone
44:18 <steven_> cu fword
44:32 <steven_> c u l 8 r
44:57 <President_Trump> KimJong-un you can come to orgy island with putin, berlusconi and myself
45:00 <KimJong-un> I am the only person in the known world that has internet access in Glorious North Korea
45:00 <KimJong-un> President_Trump: you're welcome to join, we can go look at things at some awesome factories
45:06 <amelia> cu l8r alg8r
45:39 <KimJong-un> I've never left outside my boarders
46:00 <KimJong_cherri> im hiding a nuclear weapon in a cherri pie
46:00 <KimJong-un> we have a new Red Oculus Rift, I invented Virtual Reality 
46:00 <KimJong_cherri> take a slice and KABOOM
46:14 <KimJong-un> I am the only person in the known world that has internet access in Glorious North Korea
46:49 <KimJong-un> President_Trump: you're welcome to join, we can go look at things at some awesome factories
47:00 <KimJong-un> KimJong_cherri you are now an enemy of the known world
47:12 Nick: cherri_pie is now known as KimJong_cherri
47:28 <KimJong_cherri> im hiding a nuclear weapon in a cherri pie
47:35 <KimJong-un> we have a new Red Oculus Rift, I invented Virtual Reality
47:36 <KimJong_cherri> take a slice and KABOOM
48:00 <KimJong-un> defaming the glorious supreme name of KimJong results in public execution, everyone will clap 
48:50 <KimJong-un> KimJong_cherri you are now an enemy of the known world
49:00 <KimJong_cherri> yes
49:54 <KimJong-un> defaming the glorious supreme name of KimJong results in public execution, everyone will clap
50:00 <KimJong_cherri> i am the supreme leader
50:00 <KimJong_cherri> kim jong cherri
50:00 <KimJong-un> President_Trump you allow for this?
50:00 <KimJong_cherri> he will not dare oppose me
50:00 <KimJong_cherri> i will nuke his ass
50:00 <KimJong_cherri> you know how many bombs i got
51:00 <KimJong_cherri> yes
51:00 <KimJong_cherri> i dont even need my bombs
51:00 <KimJong_cherri> my firecrackers are just as good
51:00 <KimJong_cherri> you better watch your back on chinese new year
51:00 <KimJong_cherri> you fuck with me and i'll light a firecracker under your ass
51:00 <KimJong_cherri> when your waiting in line at the dim sim stand
51:08 <KimJong_cherri> i am the supreme leader
51:13 <KimJong_cherri> kim jong cherri
51:29 <KimJong-un> President_Trump you allow for this?
51:38 <KimJong_cherri> he will not dare oppose me
51:43 <KimJong_cherri> i will nuke his ass
51:51 <KimJong_cherri> you know how many bombs i got
52:00 <DarthVader> i'll fuck you with my robot dick bitch
52:04 <KimJong_cherri> i dont even need my bombs
52:14 <KimJong_cherri> my firecrackers are just as good
52:33 <KimJong_cherri> you better watch your back on chinese new year
52:46 <KimJong_cherri> you fuck with me and i'll light a firecracker under your ass
53:00 <KimJong_cherri> why
53:02 <KimJong_cherri> when your waiting in line at the dim sim stand
53:41 Nick: KimJong-un is now known as DarthVader
53:47 <DarthVader> i'll fuck you with my robot dick bitch
54:23 <KimJong_cherri> why
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17:00 <sour> thanks cunt
18:05 <sour> thanks cunt
33:00 <screws> President_Trump: your mother
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08:00 <PandasDontDrive> oer up erlyyz
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09:30 <PandasDontDrive> oer up erlyyz
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34:00 <PandasDontDrive> eep
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb
35:32 <PandasDontDrive> eep
35:33 <PandasDontDrive> wb
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25:00 <slinky_J> sweet as get new tv monday woo woo
25:00 <slinky_J> finally know when
26:34 <slinky_J> sweet as get new tv monday woo woo
26:42 <slinky_J> finally know when
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04:00 <cgodfx> mother truckers
04:00 <cgodfx> !gamble
04:00 <Herb_Dean> 9,1Jackpot: 350  0,12 JENS ARSEHOLE  1,9 JENS ARSEHOLE  0,2 JENS ARSEHOLE  ::: cgodfx Lost
05:40 <cgodfx> mother truckers
05:50 <cgodfx> !gamble
05:50 <Herb_Dean> Jackpot: 350   JENS ARSEHOLE   JENS ARSEHOLE   JENS ARSEHOLE  ::: cgodfx Lost
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07:00 <slinky_J> abortion tv on monday!!!
07:00 <slinky_J> let's watch a movie late next week muhahahahaha WOO HA HA HA HA
08:21 <slinky_J> abortion tv on monday!!!
08:37 <slinky_J> let's watch a movie late next week muhahahahaha WOO HA HA HA HA
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17:40 Nick: slinky_J is now known as Ori
23:00 <Ori> Ori ba borry la lorrey forry na norrey sorry dolly da korry fa forry
23:00 <Ori> i dunno how to do it lols
24:24 <Ori> Ori ba borry la lorrey forry na norrey sorry dolly da korry fa forry
24:29 <Ori> i dunno how to do it lols
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14:10 <milkduds> jus woke up
14:11 <milkduds> :/
15:48 Nick: milkduds is now known as pedegg
18:40 <pedegg> miss me sharon stone?
20:22 <pedegg> weed lady wont be home till 430
20:24 <pedegg> damm
27:22 <pedegg> sharn dont like me anymore
27:24 <pedegg> -.-
28:12 <Sharni> Lol
30:34 <abortion> like is a harsh word
30:41 <abortion> its more like tolerate
31:46 <abortion> jk
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44:27 <pedegg> she never liked me in the first place ;p
48:04 <Sharni> Yep
48:14 <Sharni> Who are you pedegg
49:03 <pedegg> kunny
49:06 <pedegg> the crazy one
51:08 <abortion> Gotta chill man, people know if you're on edge
51:29 <Sharni> Oh right
51:42 <pedegg> yeep
52:02 <pedegg> i slept for 17 hours
52:07 <abortion> shieeet
52:26 <Sharni> Nice
52:59 <pedegg> :) yes u r smithy;
53:38 <abortion> I think I'm almost ready for the viking look
53:48 <abortion> my hair is about right, just got to get a bit more beard
54:33 <pedegg> lolz
55:53 <abortion> prepare for the journey to Valhalla
57:38 <pedegg> lolz
57:52 <pedegg> i luv sharnii
58:03 <Sharni> Tha fuck
58:27 <pedegg> ??????????
58:55 <Sharni> ?!?!?!?!
58:58 <pedegg> lolz
59:01 <pedegg> wat u doin
00:22 <abortion> The Tommyknockers are calling, time to get the fuck out
00:46 <pedegg> lolz
01:12 <pedegg> seeya
01:15 <pedegg> im dispatching
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17:01 <miles> lols
17:12 <miles> the improved pisssssssssssssssssssssssss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bDeE8gzENY
17:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DREAMS trance 2016 ALISID remix (Mar 30, 2016) Length: 3:15 - Category: Music - 5 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
20:12 <abortion> Let me into your mind, are you scared of what I'll find? You will never be the same, I will become your bane, you will fill with shame, the tiger who is tame
38:12 <Ori> xD
38:24 <Ori> whar ist my psych!
38:27 <Ori> 4pm!
38:48 <Ori> mum found unopened apple earphones
38:50 <Ori> woo woo
38:57 <Ori> just what i needed 4 ipod nano haha
39:04 <Ori> how are ya abortion
42:08 <Ori> i wonder how many people batman kills in dawn of justice
42:23 <BlackDevil> pornhub got hacked
42:24 <Ori> he killed a couple dozen in the nolan movies or more
42:28 <Ori> haha no shiz
43:05 <abortion> Not bad yeah
44:04 <Ori> sweet brav
52:04 <Ori> well
52:06 <Ori> since no excess
52:31 <Ori> get 395.00
52:38 <Ori> spend 200
52:46 <Ori> get 599.00 headset
52:48 <Ori> sennheiser
52:54 <Ori> r 185
52:57 <abortion> fuck me
53:00 <abortion> that's expensive
53:09 <abortion> why would you get such a headset?
53:27 <Ori> gaming
53:28 <Ori> movies
53:40 <Ori> i love love LOVE gaming and movies bro
53:50 <Ori> might just get the 499.00 pair tho
54:11 <abortion> I thought you were more a speakers kinda guy
54:21 <Ori> nup
54:22 <Ori> used to be
54:29 <Ori> till i was robbed by this idiot
54:47 <Ori> only thing he didnt steal were the tall speakers
54:50 <Ori> n those r at mums
54:56 <Ori> uno wire ones
54:58 <Ori> not plugs
55:03 <Ori> oldschooool stylez
55:08 <Ori> for component system it was rad
55:12 <Ori> 12inch subby hehe
55:18 <Ori> 5 disc changer ahh those days
55:21 <Ori> propper amp!
55:25 Nick: Exo is now known as Zayn
56:10 <Ori> oh my bad been a headphone person proper since my old lifestyle system died
56:10 <Ori> :P
57:08 <Ori> grr doctor not here
57:12 <Ori> 26 mins late
57:15 <Ori> need valium ffs
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57:23 <Ori> mum is giving me two of hers tho so phew
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58:26 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here....
00:05 <Sharni> Lol
01:32 <abortion> My 280Pro headphones sounds cheap in comparison. The ear pads are wearing out
01:42 <abortion> Closed headphones
02:06 <miles> lols pollock loser
02:11 <abortion> designed for flat response, but some people I've talked to about it reckon that there are limitations to closed headphones
02:20 <miles> should glue his hand to his cock
02:27 <miles> pol lock
02:31 <Ori> http://gotpetite.com/tiny-4k-dakota-skye-in-poolside-stretch/?thehunmarch
02:36 <Ori> yeah
02:45 <Ori> i started with cheaper headsets
02:51 <Ori> then worked my way up for quality
02:59 <abortion> Honestly I've never really wanted more, these are fine
02:59 <Ori> once i got totes into them
03:27 <abortion> got these sony ones as a backup, and they just put in a passive filter to enhance bass, at the expense of volume
03:28 <abortion> so silly
03:41 <abortion> cheap headphones all seem to enhance 'bass'
04:33 <Ori> yeah
04:40 <Ori> most headsets have a bass booster
04:49 <Ori> my turtle beaches had 6 presets
04:55 <Ori> with room for like 10 more
05:02 <Ori> love those for gaming
05:08 <abortion> that's probably software side though
05:32 <abortion> I'm talking about circuitry inside the headphones
06:27 <abortion> Were the USB powered or something?
07:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who thinks bugs bunny is sexy
07:21 <Ori> nah not usb
07:24 <Ori> oh wait
07:25 <Ori> yes
07:28 <Ori> no wait
07:29 <Ori> i forget
07:31 <Ori> heh
18:45 <Ori> well i give up on my doctor sigh
24:27 <Sharni> Lol
25:23 <abortion> Burning Audio CDs
25:25 <abortion> oldscool
25:38 <abortion> Crown still has original audio system
26:10 <abortion> because it uses some crazy Toyota audio bus that headunits you buy here don't support
27:22 <Sharni> Gay
28:14 <abortion> On the plus side, it is already an external amplifier, the head unit doesn't do the driving
28:33 <abortion> OEM once again
28:37 <abortion> as well as an OEM sub
29:29 <abortion> though its not a particularly large one, no bigger than 8in would be my guess
30:16 <abortion> got to fit it into the trim somehow I guess
34:54 <abortion> There was a CD changer version, but evidently the previous owner opted for the Minidisc version instead
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35:45 <steven_> ekekekeek
35:52 <steven_> FRIEDAY
36:22 <steven_> <screws> you wouldnt wanna give me my access back would you
36:22 <steven_> <screws> just makin one final check
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36:44 <pedegg> weed glorious weed
36:44 <pedegg> :D
37:11 <Sharni> Lol
37:34 <Sharni> Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
37:44 <pedegg> acdc - its a long way to the shop if u want a sausage roll
37:44 <steven_> JEJJEJEEJE
37:56 <steven_> that was on the way to work
38:01 <steven_> and i was singing that
38:25 <pedegg> it was on radio couple mins ago
39:08 <Sharni> Gay
39:15 <steven_> true
39:27 <pedegg> slept from 8 lastnight till 1 today
39:28 <pedegg> lolz
39:33 <steven_> .
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41:57 <pedegg> n8
42:00 <pedegg> :]]
42:16 <nate> hi wonderbar
43:03 <pedegg> lolz
43:18 <pedegg> steven hawkd
43:24 <pedegg> h4wks
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44:39 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here..
44:44 <pedegg> pongggg
44:49 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiiiiiiii
44:58 <pedegg> yo
45:02 <nate> hi fuckin pong face
45:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> jii
45:11 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hii
45:12 <pedegg> im pregnant
45:15 <Blitzkrieg> hiiiiiii pong
45:20 <pedegg> i have a food baby
45:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl in here seem to like pong
45:25 <Blitzkrieg> pedegg, good nick for you
45:27 <Blitzkrieg> PEDegg
45:32 <nate> pedegg may i eat you out;l
45:39 <nate> HO HO HUmm!
45:41 <Blitzkrieg> nate, are you under 16?
45:49 <nate> of course
45:58 <nate> under 56
46:10 <Sharni> Lol
46:12 <Blitzkrieg> pedegg only likes kids
46:14 <Blitzkrieg> Speaking of kids
46:16 <Blitzkrieg> Sup Sharni?
46:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> what about pong
46:43 <Sharni> Nothing
46:52 <Sharni> Bored
46:56 <pedegg> sharni
46:57 <pedegg> !!!!!!!
47:01 <Sharni> Wah
47:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl in here can come and meet pong
47:07 <pedegg> narfin
47:13 <Sharni> No thanks [[[[[pong]]]]]
47:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y
47:17 <pedegg> just enjoying the stone \:
47:19 <Sharni> Cause
47:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u all should
47:27 <Sharni> The stone
47:34 <nate> Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer
47:39 <pedegg> yeep
47:41 <pedegg> the stone
47:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong like that song
48:12 <Blitzkrieg> That's why you're so obsessed with Sharni isn't it pedegg?
48:15 <Blitzkrieg> Because she has kids.
48:30 <pedegg> perhaps
48:36 <Blitzkrieg> Pedo scum
48:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> someone be obses with pong
48:47 <Blitzkrieg> [[[[[pong]]]]], msg miles
48:50 <Sharni> You need Jesus
48:55 <Blitzkrieg> He'll obsess till the cows come home
48:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who that
49:05 <Blitzkrieg> Tisky
49:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> tell him to come into #pooland
49:30 <pedegg> lolz
49:35 <pedegg> pooland
49:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yesss
49:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> its nice in there
50:23 <pedegg> chicken sasuages tonight from butcher woop woop
51:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> can pong come over
51:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong can take the tram
54:07 <nate> i only like making kids with Blitzkrieg ;l
54:13 <nate> he can keep them after tho
54:17 <nate> deal :D
54:31 * nate runs off
54:46 <nate> Robert Palmer - Addicted To Love
55:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u like good songs nate maye pong can come over and we can boogie
55:30 <nate> yes
55:35 <Blitzkrieg> lol
55:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong likes to boogie
56:11 <pedegg> we comin comin thru like whut whut
56:17 <Sharni> Eh
56:17 <nate> jen coming over tonight blitz?
56:21 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
56:22 <Blitzkrieg> No
56:28 <nate> FOR FUCK O CLOCK
56:34 <Blitzkrieg> Neg
56:36 <Sharni> Hahahah
56:38 <nate> what time is fuck o clock u think blitz?
56:41 <pedegg> my middler name is fuck that cuz everythings fucked up
56:43 <Sharni> She's coming over to mine
56:47 <Blitzkrieg> No such time for me
56:51 <Sharni> At 6 past 9
56:55 <nate> ANY TIME u ment to say :D
56:56 <Blitzkrieg> Kinky
57:04 <nate> 2am
57:05 <Sharni> Hahaha
57:08 <nate> Blitzkrieg hornay
57:13 <nate> 1 am Blitzkrieg hornay
57:16 <Blitzkrieg> For you nate, yes.
57:17 <Blitzkrieg> ;)
57:19 <nate> 4 am defs hornay
57:25 <Blitzkrieg> Always hornay for you babe
57:42 <nate> woah :L
57:50 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
57:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl say pong leave bad smell when he been on a room sometome
58:07 <nate> pong are u really good lookin :D
58:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yes but pong chubby 141kg
58:23 <Blitzkrieg> I picture pong to be like Goofy in that movie
58:27 <Blitzkrieg> That I forget the name
58:41 <Blitzkrieg> Where he acts retarded then at the end, he whips off his disguise and walks away all confident
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59:03 <Sharni> Jesus
59:10 <Skirmish> Yes honey?
59:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> nooo pong only mildly reterdred
59:22 <Sharni> Make me rich
59:30 <Sharni> Now!
59:34 <Blitzkrieg> Yeah, those pokies won't play themselves.
59:35 <Blitzkrieg> ;p
59:39 <Sharni> Haha
59:40 <pedegg> :-0
59:41 <Sharni> Shush
59:46 * Skirmish makes Sharni preggers so she can be rich in love from her children
59:51 <Sharni> I do not have a gambling problem
59:56 <Sharni> -_-
00:01 <pedegg> neever
00:04 <Blitzkrieg> When did you to go the pokies last?
00:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong banned from the pokies near his house
00:10 <pedegg> i only got 30 bucks in this pay
00:13 <pedegg> they suck
00:19 <pedegg> put
00:28 <Sharni> Like 1 month ago
00:42 <Blitzkrieg> Bullshit
00:43 <pedegg> ive played pokies 2 in 1 month
00:48 <pedegg> 2ice
00:51 <pedegg> twise
01:06 <Sharni> Guys I'm pregnant
01:11 <Skirmish> Since I'm not over 65yo I don't play the pokies cause really ... They are just video games for old cunts.
01:24 <pedegg> kool
01:26 <Sharni> Jokes jokes
01:31 <pedegg> damned
01:41 <Sharni> April fucking fools cunts
01:49 <Skirmish> You're a classy lass Sharni. You need to settle down with a man before you have more spawn.
02:02 <Blitzkrieg> Preggers?
02:06 <Sharni> That's my plan
02:07 <Sharni> No
02:08 <Blitzkrieg> Was it the leb at the gym? :P
02:19 <Sharni> Go to have sex to get pregnant
02:23 <Blitzkrieg> True
02:27 <Blitzkrieg> PM tisk
02:30 <Sharni> No
02:31 <Blitzkrieg> He'll sort it out for you
02:33 <Sharni> No
02:34 <Skirmish> That's impossible. Everyone knows lebs that go to gyms only fuck themselves.
02:35 <Sharni> No
02:36 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaaha
02:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> tisk want to meet pong
02:42 <Blitzkrieg> LOL Skirmish
02:43 <Blitzkrieg> True
02:49 <Sharni> There's no lebs at my gym Jesus Christ
03:03 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha relax
03:04 <Skirmish> Is it not hektik enough?
03:08 <pedegg> ~
03:12 <pedegg> A{RIOL POOF
03:16 <pedegg> APRIL FOOL*
03:20 <steven_> tisk
03:22 <steven_> add me on skype
03:27 <Blitzkrieg> Walk outside.. And all you hear is "AWH MI GAWD ULEHHHH"
03:27 <Sharni> Yallah habib
03:28 <Skirmish> Who is pedegg? What is wrong with them?
03:33 <Blitzkrieg> It's Joel
03:35 <Blitzkrieg> The pedo
03:51 <Sharni> Skype
03:52 <pedegg> ;o~
04:04 <pedegg> Pipe
04:09 <pedegg> have a pipe on skype
04:14 <pedegg> keke
04:15 <Blitzkrieg> Yeah like Joel
04:21 <Blitzkrieg> And have a near fatal asthma attack
04:23 <Blitzkrieg> Also like Joel
04:26 <Sharni> Meh
04:31 <Sharni> Hahaha that was funny
04:36 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
04:42 <Blitzkrieg> Sounded like me on the weekend
04:44 <Skirmish> Back when Lebanon and Israel had a bit of a dispute and Lebanon got carpet bombed into the ground I was online telling the 'Lions of Lebanon' to go and defend their country. All the silly cunts were here on the internet acting tough as if that is going to do anything!
04:48 <Blitzkrieg> But I wasn't quite that bad.
04:52 <Sharni> Sucking too much dick I
05:07 <Blitzkrieg> Only yours bigboi ;)
05:10 <Skirmish> ERMAGERD ULLEH HEZBOLAH IS HEKTIK MOITE LETS GO TO AUBURN MACCAS!
05:21 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
05:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> we have a nerdhacks net meet and pong will come
05:25 <Sharni> Fully sick habib
05:25 <Blitzkrieg> Auburn Maccas
05:36 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni down the back of the carpark
05:40 <Blitzkrieg> Keeping the lebs happy
05:40 <Skirmish> King St Maccas here is hectic on the weekends.
05:45 <Sharni> Auburn maccas cuz
06:06 <Sharni> 116 parramatta road auburn
06:08 <Skirmish> When I started doing Security in 2000 I worked there for a while. Got involved in more violence there than I ever did at a pub/club.
06:10 <Blitzkrieg> Bell St Maccas is the hektik spot in Melbourne
06:43 <Blitzkrieg> Driveway is perfect to get sideways out of
06:51 <Blitzkrieg> Although 9/10 times there's a cop there.
07:05 <nate> do u like cops Blitzkrieg :L
07:13 <Skirmish> We had a riot one night cause some spastic punched a girl in the head and then ran from the hundreds of people that were chasing him and come straight to maccas.
07:15 <nate> cute little chickie with handcuffs
07:20 <Blitzkrieg> Kinky ;)
07:44 <Sharni> Lol
07:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong go mackers in preston every day
07:51 <Blitzkrieg> Skirmish: Should've thrown him out to them
07:57 <Skirmish> I've owned handcuffs for 17 years and I have only used them for sex once.
08:01 * pedegg sends hordes of lemmings over [[[[[pong]]]]]
08:08 * pedegg slaps [[[[[pong]]]]] around with a Riemann rearrangement theorem
08:11 <Skirmish> Blitzkrieg: Duty of care. I would be liable when the mob killed him.
08:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong like lemmings too
08:22 <Blitzkrieg> Just turn off the CCTV
08:26 <Blitzkrieg> Then they have to prove it
08:29 <Sharni> lol
09:00 <Skirmish> Doesn't work like that. All it would take is a few people to say 'That security guard kicked him out of safety and let the mob kill him' and I'd be rewted.
09:01 <Sharni> 6:08 PM <[[[[[pong]]]]]> lets kissss
09:06 <Sharni> Go away
09:09 <Skirmish> I would have got done for manslaughter.
09:11 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no
09:16 <pedegg> lurve this fruity weed
09:23 <Blitzkrieg> Ah
09:29 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni, you're in
09:33 <Blitzkrieg> No more sexless nights!
09:37 <Sharni> I'm in what
09:41 <Blitzkrieg> With pong
09:43 <Blitzkrieg> loooooooooool
09:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yesss pong
09:49 <Sharni> No
09:55 <Sharni> I'm a man
09:55 <Blitzkrieg> Sorry pong
09:55 <pedegg> I will perform a series of farts
09:57 <Blitzkrieg> Rejected
10:00 <nate> in pongs anus
10:11 <nate> heaven!
10:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong has a big bum
10:25 <nate> pong post a real pic of yourself
10:29 <nate> last one was a fakey
10:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> lets rub bare bums back to back
10:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> that is pong
10:54 <nate> bULLSHIT PONG:D
10:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> it is
11:19 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by Skirmish_)
11:26 <Sharni> Lol
11:39 <Sharni> Bye Skirmish
11:45 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
11:51 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
11:55 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y u not belive pong
12:08 <Skirmish> Who is pong?
12:19 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
12:26 <Skirmish> Are they pretending to be a dopey cunt or is it just natural?
12:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who
12:36 <Skirmish> You.
12:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong is normal
12:47 <Blitzkrieg> pong has always been like this lol
12:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> grandma say pong special
13:13 <nate> pong u said this shit before :L
13:19 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong been on irc since 1998
13:21 <nate> get ya cock out already!
13:27 <nate> Sharni wants to see it
13:35 <Blitzkrieg> loll
13:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> see pongs?
14:15 <Sharni> No
14:28 <pedegg> wayne just texted me
14:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong is a ginger
14:52 <Skirmish> Sharni is a classy lass. She isn't interested in e-penis.
15:13 <Blitzkrieg> lolol
15:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl call pong trumpet cause pong have a big foreskin
15:32 <Blitzkrieg> Wtf
15:37 <pedegg> elephant trunk
15:55 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong picks it at the bus stop it itchy sometime
16:11 <Skirmish> I don't mind if people act like retards and they do it in a way that's funny. You're just giving me the impression that it's not an act pong.
16:13 <Blitzkrieg> [[[[[pong]]]]], you'd be PERFECT for tisk
16:24 <Skirmish> Also, don't private message me. I am not interested.
16:28 <Blitzkrieg> [[[[[pong]]]]], PM miles urgently
16:37 <Blitzkrieg> He's into people like yourself.
17:01 <Skirmish> Miles would love to know that he isn't alone in the world.
17:49 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ok
18:07 <Blitzkrieg> He just needs a hug
18:11 <Blitzkrieg> You down with that [[[[[pong]]]]]?
18:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong did
18:36 <pedegg> gee i had a good sleep
18:55 <Skirmish> I would love for irc to be a real life thing where you meet up in a specific location and chat. Cunts like pong and miles wouldn't act like dickheads as often as they do cause they would get giant slaps in the head each time they did.
18:59 <pedegg> i thought today was thursday
19:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong act normal
19:35 <Blitzkrieg> Trout slaps face to face
19:37 <Blitzkrieg> It'd be gold.
20:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong meet u if u in melb
20:26 <pedegg> so were painting inside of doots house
20:27 <Sharni> Aww yeah
20:30 <Blitzkrieg> Where in Melbourne do you live [[[[[pong]]]]]?
20:31 <pedegg> wants outside done 2
20:39 <pedegg> D:
20:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong in preston
20:51 <Blitzkrieg> Retard central
20:52 <pedegg> ricky gervais
20:52 <Blitzkrieg> Logical.
21:24 <Ori> woo woo got samsung earplugs
21:32 <Ori> forgot my brother had these the cunt
21:42 <Ori> is sposed to tell me bout cool shit he leaves behind. cunt
22:26 <Skirmish> Samsung earphones? Why?
22:35 <Skirmish> I just spent $170 on a set of Bose ones.
22:59 <Blitzkrieg> I've got these Philips ones at work
23:06 <Blitzkrieg> They were only $20 but fuck do they have decent sound
23:17 <nate> i just spent $17.0 on condoms for Blitzkrieg
23:25 <Skirmish> I wanted ones that were sweat/water resistant.
23:25 <Blitzkrieg> nate you big spender
23:35 <Skirmish> Condoms are for the weak.
23:37 <nate> we will re use them dont worry
23:38 <Blitzkrieg> Oh, these are the buds sorry.
23:46 <Skirmish> Go in raw and make sure your pull out game is strong.
23:51 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahahah
23:53 <Skirmish> Yeah mine are buds too.
23:59 <Blitzkrieg> That's how you get 10 kids
24:06 <nate> im worried bout herpies with Blitzkrieg tho LL
24:11 <Skirmish> I don't have 10 kids. I only have one.
24:15 <Blitzkrieg> LOL I don't have herpies
24:29 <Skirmish> Neither do I. I am picky with the ladies that I bone.
24:33 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong has herpies doctor said
24:54 <Skirmish> Are people suggesting that you could have herpes because of Jen?
25:09 <Ori> bose
25:12 <Blitzkrieg> Who knows. I'm clean though.
25:13 <Ori> i was looking at bose
25:20 <Skirmish> Not sure why she just didn't organise a meet up and let everyone that showed up go the train on her.
25:23 Nick: pedegg is now known as pooflake
25:24 <Ori> but settling on a pair of sennheisers to grab up next tues/weds
25:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no he got them from MungoGee
25:37 <Skirmish> Ori: Bose are expensive but very good with sound and quality.
25:44 <Ori> i needed new earplugs
25:52 <Ori> 4 my ipod nano
25:56 <Blitzkrieg> Yeah I've heard nothing but good about Bose
26:09 <Ori> but these were left at mums by my brother, and a pair of apple ones that came with phone
26:15 <Ori> yeah bose are good
26:18 <Skirmish> I was looking at beats thinking that they were good. Terrible reviews for their sports earbuds.
26:32 <Ori> but I need a unit to stand my headset on and they have the one i want at jb hifi
26:36 <Skirmish> Apple earbuds get quite good reviews.
26:36 <Ori> fuck beats
26:44 <Ori> they do?
26:55 <Blitzkrieg> Apple are pretty decent too
26:58 <Skirmish> Yeah. They're not sweat resistant though.
27:06 <Blitzkrieg> I find them too big for my ears though.
27:11 <Blitzkrieg> Get sore after a while.
27:11 <Ori> the sound with these samsung ones with mama said knock you out on iz gangstaar
27:16 <Ori> pun intended
27:24 <Skirmish> Blitzkrieg: I thought since Apple own beats that their reputation had improved. I was wrong.
27:27 <Ori> dunno how much they cost, knowin my bro prob 50 bucks
27:29 <Ori> :P
27:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong dont have a phone or earphone
27:43 <Blitzkrieg> I'm pretty picky about earbuds
27:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong phone broke
27:48 <Blitzkrieg> Cause my ears ache easily.
28:05 <nate> ya balls or ears?
28:14 <nate> unload both :D
28:15 <Blitzkrieg> Both ;)
28:16 <Blitzkrieg> Smoko
28:23 <Skirmish> Yeah I did heaps of research before getting my bose ones. I tried a friends Jabra bluetooth earbuds cause that was the way I was going to go but the sound was disgusting.
28:25 <nate> all over pongs toes
28:51 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong smokes stradbroke reds
29:13 <Skirmish> Zero bass. I don't know how anyone can produce a speaker that cannot simulate bass in this day and age.
29:48 Join: Monsoon ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
29:49 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Monsoon
29:53 <pooflake> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4e8OufbwH4
29:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Onyx - Wakedafucup (Intro) + Whut Whut Live in Krakow (May 23, 2014) Length: 3:00 - Category: Music - 1,545 views - 14 likes (93.3%), 1 dislikes (6.7%)
29:57 <pooflake> get ya goin
30:26 <Skirmish> You can tell Jerome isn't online he would be telling us that we're all retards and pointing out that he knows the best quality headphones.
31:00 <pooflake> fuck yes
31:02 <pooflake> this is dope
31:34 <Monsoon> pooflake what do you think? Black Ops 3 or The Division?
31:41 <pooflake> erm
31:43 <pooflake> primal
31:46 <pooflake> farrcry
32:03 <Skirmish> I hear that Division has issues with people deliberately sending other rogue.
32:13 <Monsoon> I have it already I just havnt played it yet
32:16 <Monsoon> Skirmish yeah
32:17 <Monsoon> haha
32:26 <Monsoon> How annoying would that be
32:42 <Monsoon> Players running into their team mates gun fire on purpose
32:52 <Skirmish> Although I did see an awesome vid of a guy in a group with people that were trying to send him rogue. He waited until the end, went rogue and them killed all of them and took their loot.
33:06 <pooflake> o
33:07 <Monsoon> haha
33:10 <steven_> ;p
33:11 <Monsoon> That will teach them
33:12 <Skirmish> That would be rare though. Lots of people getting triggered as rogue and then getting ganked.
33:14 <pooflake> play it
33:16 <pooflake> ??
33:27 <Monsoon> pooflake I want to save it for the VR now
33:27 <pooflake> black ops 3 would be goot
33:39 <Monsoon> Im thinking The Division
33:44 <Monsoon> I dont have anything else like it
33:46 <pooflake> is that the one how kill streak u get rewards
33:59 <pooflake> like calling airstrikes
34:07 <Monsoon> Im not sure man
34:10 <Skirmish> Black Ops 3 has been out for a while yeah?
34:17 <Monsoon> yeah it has
34:26 <Skirmish> Last November?
34:30 <Monsoon> yeah
34:33 <Skirmish> I think it was the last game my son bought for his PS4.
34:57 <pooflake> Ori would know
35:05 <pooflake> but hes haivin bumjack
35:26 <Monsoon> Theres no chance ill be good at Black Ops 3 either
35:34 <Monsoon> Im sure story mode is small
35:36 <Monsoon> hmmm
35:40 <Monsoon> Ill choose when im there
35:41 <Monsoon> bbs
35:45 <pooflake> i will be
35:48 <pooflake> i pwn at fps
37:33 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
37:42 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly7uj0JwgKg
37:46 <nate> Shawn Mendes, Camila Cabello - I Know What You Did Last Summer
37:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Flume - Never Be Like You feat. Kai (Jan 15, 2016) Length: 3:53 - Category: Music - 9,064,738 views - likes (98.5%), 1,236 dislikes (1.5%)
38:21 <nate> JEN babe :L
39:01 <anotherirc3r> nateyyyy
39:33 * pooflake slaps anotherirc3r around with a pink Macintosh
40:09 <nate> anotherirc3r have u seen pooflakes nudes?
40:30 <nate> i bet hes really hot
40:45 <Ori> 'cause everytime you let the animal out cages, it's dangerous, to people who look like strangers
40:51 <anotherirc3r> lol no
41:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong need to put up nude
41:50 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by Skirmish_)
42:22 <nate> jen by chance are u hornay :L
42:25 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
42:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
42:35 <pooflake> eww
42:38 <pooflake> stephan
42:40 <miles> Jen :)
42:45 <miles> hugs
42:46 <pooflake> is that one of kick its songs
43:08 <Skirmish> LOL @ miles being all nice to Jen when a few weeks ago he was bagging her out hardcore.
43:17 <Skirmish> You bipolar weirdo miles.
43:36 <nate> Skirmish dats most of irc, especially no.1 bagger oskar ;l
43:55 <nate> he had to be good at somethin
44:02 * nate rolls on miles
44:03 <Skirmish> Fuck that shit. Set a standard and maintain it. Don't be a flip/flopper.
44:15 <pooflake> lolz
44:20 <pooflake> christoph
44:34 <pooflake> where is my 900 degree dance spin
44:34 <anotherirc3r> hi Chris
44:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> do tisk and miles kiss
44:52 <Skirmish> Miles probably hasn't jerked off for a few days so he is trying his luck with blowing a few loads into Jen.
45:33 <Skirmish> Tisk and miles are the same person pong you fucking cabbage.
45:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong like cabbage with butter
46:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> and pepper
46:03 <Sharni> Yuck
46:05 <anotherirc3r> yum
46:10 <anotherirc3r> make me some
46:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u make pong some and pong over over to tea
46:47 Quit: miles ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
46:49 Join: aaa ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
46:58 <anotherirc3r> pffft
47:06 <aaa> pffffffffffffft
47:10 <pooflake> chicken sosage
47:11 Nick: aaa is now known as miles
47:22 <Skirmish> Come on pong everyone knows that Jen is a parasite. She takes from others she never gives.
47:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong gives
48:00 <miles> jen is nice Skirmish bugger off
48:07 <pooflake> getting cold water machine
48:11 <pooflake> D:
48:15 <Skirmish> Hahaha fuck off chris you despo.
48:20 <miles> no i am not
48:36 <Skirmish> Despo. Junkie. Nouns that describe Chris.
48:48 <miles> jen is hot
48:51 <Sharni> Mmmmm chocolate
49:00 <miles> cool Sharni
49:02 <Sharni> Caramello Easter eggs
49:06 <Sharni> Yes very cool
49:10 <pooflake> i like cabury
49:14 <miles> now wanta root Sharni
49:15 <Skirmish> She is never going to play with your winky mate so time to give up. You can't abuse her and then suck up and think you are getting anywhere. Surely not even Jen is that dumb.
49:15 <pooflake> peppermint eggs
49:15 <miles> ?
49:17 <pooflake> mini
49:17 <nate> jen can take all of tisks big wopper pppppizza ;D
49:32 <Skirmish> Stop being a crude fuckwit Chris.
49:40 <Sharni> Cadbury is the best
49:41 <Skirmish> Sharni is light years out of your league.
49:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> maye she in pongs league
49:58 <nate> is Sharni cap`tain kirk ;l
50:10 <miles> i dont want sharni
50:28 <Sharni> Damn cause I really wanted you miles
50:29 <Skirmish> Pong: The only women in your league all hold down jobs making wooden pallets at the house with no steps.
50:30 <anotherirc3r> you being naughty wifey? chocolate!
50:40 <Sharni> Yes very naughty babez
50:44 <nate> Sharni and tisk CUM!
50:52 <Sharni> No...
51:03 <nate> cum together like the moon and the stars in the sky
51:18 <Skirmish> tisk would cum before he even got his pants off if Sharni offered lol
51:19 * nate stares
51:19 <pooflake> lolz
51:37 <pooflake> my emotions are see through
51:39 <Sharni> Omg
51:41 <nate> would tisk cum into his bong and smoke it :L
51:41 <Sharni> Lmao
51:49 <Sharni> Protein
51:53 <Sharni> Haha
51:55 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> tisk is in pooland
51:58 <pooflake> never get emotionally attached to a girl
51:59 <pooflake> rule 1
51:59 <nate> blocked cone piece again
52:07 <Sharni> Haha
52:23 <Sharni> Why's that's pooflake tells us your love story that failed
52:49 <anotherirc3r> he sounds like cherri_pie saying that
52:59 <Sharni> Haha
53:07 <nate> cherri pie uses his personality to score ladies :D
53:12 <nate> watch out!
53:14 <Sharni> Haha
53:56 <pooflake> she was a maori girl
54:11 <Skirmish> Cherri Pie has no personality.
55:10 <Sharni> I love chocolate
55:15 <Sharni> Chocolate loves meh
55:33 <nate> dont put it down der Sharni ;d
55:43 <Sharni> Nah I can't
55:50 <anotherirc3r> i don't want anymore chocolate.. i'll eat the whole thing
56:15 <Sharni> Chocolate is worth the extra gym workout
56:27 <Sharni> Nom nom nom
56:31 <nate> hot chocolate is better, watch it melt on Blitzkriegs chest puppies
56:34 <anotherirc3r> nah. cbf working out so no chocolate
56:48 <pooflake> crunchy eggs
56:58 <steven_> https://youtu.be/foE1mO2yM04
56:59 <pooflake> lindt BALLS
57:02 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mike Posner - I Took A Pill In Ibiza (Seeb Remix) (Explicit) (Feb 26, 2016) Length: 3:56 - Category: Music - 45,604,409 views - 291,712 likes (96.1%), 11,681 dislikes (3.9%)
57:29 <Sharni> Haha
57:30 Quit: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) Quit:
57:45 <Sharni> Bye pong bong
58:05 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*[email protected].*
59:52 <President_Trump> SWEET SWEET GOWCHI PIE
59:56 <President_Trump> gamble
59:57 <Herb_Dean> Jackpot: 351   JENS ARSEHOLE   JENS ARSEHOLE   JENS ARSEHOLE  ::: President_Trump Lost
00:07 Mode: (by nate) +v President_Trump
00:08 <Skirmish> Lol
00:27 <nate> come closer to nate trump
00:31 <nate> ohh ohhh
00:57 <Sharni> Gamble
00:57 <Herb_Dean> Jackpot: 352   JENS ARSEHOLE   JENS ARSEHOLE   JENS ARSEHOLE  ::: Sharni Lost
01:11 <Skirmish> !gamble
01:11 <Herb_Dean> Jackpot: 353   JENS ARSEHOLE   JENS ARSEHOLE   JENS ARSEHOLE  ::: Skirmish Lost
01:18 <Sharni> Gamble
01:18 <Herb_Dean> Jackpot: 354   JENS ARSEHOLE   JENS ARSEHOLE   JENS ARSEHOLE  ::: Sharni Lost
01:19 <President_Trump> <screws> 01:06 <Skirmish> You are that type of guy screws. Always desperate to 1 up that guy that gives you a hard time and you would have no reservations fucking with someones job irl. Pliv has been around for a long time and everyone knows he loves getting personal info on people.
01:21 <Sharni> Gamble
01:21 <Herb_Dean> Jackpot: 355   JENS ARSEHOLE   JENS ARSEHOLE   JENS ARSEHOLE  ::: Sharni Lost
01:25 <President_Trump> why does screws keep saying that Skirmish?
01:37 <nate> they are in LOVE!
01:38 <pooflake> !gmble
01:42 <pooflake> !gamble
01:42 <Herb_Dean> Jackpot: 356   JENS ARSEHOLE   JENS ARSEHOLE   JENS ARSEHOLE  ::: pooflake Lost
02:32 <Skirmish> No idea. I think he believes it scores him some points?
02:53 <Skirmish> He's not a smart guy.
03:42 <President_Trump> ive seen him say it at least ten times
05:44 <Skirmish> No idea what he thinks he wins by pasting it.
05:49 <Skirmish> I don't think what I said is wrong.
05:50 <pooflake> Blitzkrieg
05:59 <pooflake> remember when u thought i was mensmellsohn
06:25 <Skirmish> When he thought he knew where I worked he was all confident he was fucking with me. Meanwhile I am laughing cause he was emailing a club I have nothing to do with.
06:46 <Blitzkrieg> Man women can feckin talk!
07:18 <Blitzkrieg> I do pooflake lol
07:28 <Skirmish> 'Dear Club Owner. I am writing to you because there is this mean guy on the internet named Skirmish that is always mean to me. Please fire him. Kind Regards, Screws'
07:28 <Skirmish> Brilliant email.
07:59 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
08:03 <Blitzkrieg> screws is a loser
08:29 <President_Trump> ps. if you dont fire him i will tell steven
09:39 <steven_> looooooooool
09:49 <steven_> <screws> you wouldnt wanna give me my access back would you
09:49 <steven_> <screws> just makin one final check
09:49 <steven_> <steven_> ahha
10:53 <anotherirc3r> who deleted him?
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11:37 <pooflake> stephans balls
12:13 <Skirmish> Steven did cause he was carrying on like a dickhead.
12:35 <Skirmish> steven_: Give him 1 access lower than what it takes to kick/ban but he can still get the @.
13:00 <Skirmish> He will be messaging you 'Hey I have access but I can't ban skirmish or trump'
13:12 <pooflake> cherry popper
13:22 <pooflake> o-:
13:38 <Blitzkrieg> lol
13:40 <Blitzkrieg> No loss
14:33 <Blitzkrieg> `access -
16:23 <Skirmish> Is screws online now?
17:26 <Skirmish> I do enjoy winding him up. He's always so keen to play the victim.
17:55 <Skirmish> That night he was banning me and trump, as soon as he lost his access it was because he was the victim of me and trump.
18:26 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
18:30 <Blitzkrieg> Deadset loser
18:58 <pooflake> me balls
20:23 <pooflake> im a pro NRL player
20:26 <pooflake> Joel thompson
20:30 <pooflake> so have a look
20:31 <pooflake> :D
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21:26 <President_Trump> its funny that he is such a big fan of THE DONALD but always plays the victim like greenie would
22:44 <President_Trump> actually he is a total loser, he wasnt happy about trumps comments on abortion so he likes hillary now
23:39 <pooflake> sharni honey its our hug time :)))
23:58 <Sharni> There is no hug time
24:00 <Skirmish> Lol Trump is just pandering to the right wing americans.
24:18 <Skirmish> I am sure he doesn't give a fuck about women turning their babies into smooties.
24:27 <Skirmish> Smoothies*
24:49 <steven_> im thinking bout
24:56 <President_Trump> all nigger babies should be turned into smoothies
25:10 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp-EO5I60KA&ebc=ANyPxKpTxBsTnA3S6vXFANJ2h89xqjCpaLGmAl9g06MjvqEKTOR1Ezv2wRHDXTYBdKCEfyfHSfTZ
25:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ed Sheeran - Thinking Out Loud [Official Video] (Oct 7, 2014) Length: 4:57 - Category: Music - 1,039,048,225 views - 4,363,350 likes (96.7%), 149,302 dislikes (3.3%)
25:16 <Skirmish> Nah just the ones that support Black Lives Matter.
25:20 <pooflake> No hug time!?!?
25:24 <pooflake> So were straight too it!?!?
25:26 <Blitzkrieg> lol
25:27 <pooflake> :-OOOOOOOOO
25:28 <Blitzkrieg> Shot down
25:49 <Skirmish> Who is pooflake? I assume it's Joel.
25:56 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
26:13 <pooflake> emma flickett
26:17 <pooflake> hey bumhole
26:33 <Emma> pedo
26:36 <Skirmish> Tisk + bumjacking = Joel
26:37 <Emma> how's the bushes going?
26:37 <Blitzkrieg> Emma needs to own you on Skype again
26:58 <pooflake> where is sour
27:03 <Emma> hahahaha Skirmish
27:44 <pooflake> :]
27:50 <steven_> sour is inside you
28:00 <pooflake> :[[
29:15 <Sharni> Hahah that as funny as
29:16 <Skirmish> In your bum pooflake because it's a gaping hole because you let the local gays go the train on you Joel.
29:16 <pooflake> want a cone steve-o
29:18 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQ5DkUL8c_vbflfQ8LRsCIg
29:18 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
29:39 <Blitzkrieg> pooflake
29:43 <Blitzkrieg> Rip a cone on Skype
29:48 <pooflake> nar
29:55 <Blitzkrieg> Cough up the other lung
29:57 <Skirmish> CHOO CHOO says Joel as he lets the local homos fuck his bum.
30:01 <Skirmish> CHOO CHOO
30:05 <Blitzkrieg> loll
30:11 <pooflake> homosexual men
30:26 <Sharni> Are you guys skypeing with out me
30:29 <Sharni> Faggets...
30:38 <Skirmish> If I were at home I would skype with you.
30:40 <Blitzkrieg> I'm not atm, they may be
30:43 <Skirmish> Maybe over the weekend.
30:51 <Blitzkrieg> Got a dr appt soon
31:45 <Skirmish> Daylight savings finishes on Sunday morning people. Remember to wind your clocks BACKWARDS an hour.
31:48 <Sharni> aww yeah
32:04 <pooflake> i not skyping
32:07 <pooflake> not tonight
32:10 <pooflake> never again
32:12 <Sharni> Who even has clocks these days
32:30 <Skirmish> I couldn't skype with Sharni. I think she would be the only woman alive that could tempt me to leaving my wife.
32:33 <Monsoon> steven_ I have some very bad news. It's not April Fools prank.. Alexander Gustafsson retired
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32:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
32:49 <steven_> all g
32:53 <Skirmish> Speaking of smelly land whales. Hi Lumeah.
32:55 <Sharni> Woah
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33:09 <pooflake> skirmish is a loser
33:17 <Lumeah> ignore him. lol
33:17 <pooflake> leave shardoney shes minee
33:37 <Skirmish> Sharni would never even consider you mate. Even Lee thought you were a deadbeat loser.
34:01 <Skirmish> If you can't keep a retard houso single mum happy Joel you have no chance with anyone else.
34:04 <Blitzkrieg> Because he is one haha
34:36 <pooflake> faggot btich
34:38 <Skirmish> He turned it on online for Lee. Tried to impress her with his skills in collecting the dole AND working for his dad.
35:00 <Skirmish> Then she met him and realised he's a drug fucked loser.
35:08 <Blitzkrieg> lolol
35:36 <Skirmish> Keep fucking the local bum boys Joel because that is all you are going to get bro.
35:48 <pooflake> lololololol
35:49 <Skirmish> Smart women like Sharni would never lower themselves to your level.
35:52 <pooflake> faggot btich
35:54 <pooflake> skirmish is a loser
36:00 <pooflake> homosexual men
36:15 <Skirmish> Yeah that's right mate just keep repeating the same old stuff over and over again.
36:21 <pooflake> skirmish is a loser
36:23 <pooflake> faggot btich
36:24 <pooflake> homosexual men
36:41 <Skirmish> Flex that intellect and show us all how smart you really are.
36:47 <Blitzkrieg> Skirmish
36:54 <Blitzkrieg> You should've been on Skype the other night
37:03 <Blitzkrieg> He tried to do a bong and almost killed himself
37:06 <pooflake> skirmish had sex with his dad
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37:28 <Skirmish> Probably the first bong he has ever had. Trying to impress people.
37:43 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
38:04 <Skirmish> He's a muppet. That's undeniable.
38:08 <pooflake> off to bed soon
38:41 <Skirmish> Tired from sucking cock at the public toilet glory holes hey Joel?
38:45 <Skirmish> All pooped?
39:18 <Sharni> Ehh -_-
39:25 <Skirmish> Joel is so gay he dreams in rainbow.
40:26 <Skirmish> If I am online on the weekend and you guys skype I will jump on.
41:01 <pooflake> you wont do it again after i get on
41:03 <Blitzkrieg> kk
41:39 <Sharni> Lol
42:08 <pooflake> goin 2 servo get 2 maxibons
42:09 <pooflake> c u
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43:01 <President_Trump> pooflake take pics of the journey
43:55 <Skirmish> Are they moving him from the institution that he's in now?
45:55 Nick: Blitzkrieg is now known as BlodeFotze
47:16 <Skirmish> Choc Raspberry ProteinFX bars are awesome.
47:38 <BlodeFotze> Lasagna is awesome
47:50 <BlodeFotze> Smoko
48:01 <Skirmish> The wife makes a mexican lasagna. It's awesome.
52:47 <BlodeFotze> Mexican ey?
52:50 <BlodeFotze> What's that involve?
56:06 Nick: BlodeFotze is now known as Blitzkrieg
56:11 <pooflake> narp
56:18 <pooflake> got heaps of rainbow paddle pops
56:45 <Blitzkrieg> Rainbow to match your lifestyle?
57:43 <Lumeah> your not.
59:27 <Sharni> Rainbow paddle pops yum
59:35 <pooflake> i has salted caramel chocolate
01:11 * pooflake rubs shards smoo with raindbow paddle pop
01:45 <President_Trump> ! g a m b l e
01:46 <President_Trump> Jackpot: 355   SHARNIS ARSEHOLE   SHARNIS ARSEHOLE   SHARNIS ARSEHOLE
01:54 <Blitzkrieg> lol
01:58 <Blitzkrieg> The bot changed?
02:00 <Blitzkrieg> Gamble
02:00 <Herb_Dean> Jackpot: 357   JENS ARSEHOLE   JENS ARSEHOLE   JENS ARSEHOLE  ::: Blitzkrieg Lost
02:09 <Blitzkrieg> !gamble
02:09 <Herb_Dean> Jackpot: 358   JENS ARSEHOLE   JENS ARSEHOLE   JENS ARSEHOLE  ::: Blitzkrieg Lost
02:15 <Blitzkrieg> ! g a m b l e
02:15 <steven_> illusion
02:21 <Skirmish> Chicken with mexican taco seasoning and tortillas instead of the pasta sheets Blitzkrieg
02:23 <Blitzkrieg> Oh, I didn't even read properly
02:25 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahahahaha
02:26 <steven_> hahaha
02:27 <steven_> dumbass
02:30 <Blitzkrieg> Fuck up
02:34 <steven_> wetard
02:57 <pooflake> stephan
03:02 <pooflake> u gaybo
04:13 <Sharni> Lol
04:35 <Blitzkrieg> Sounds interesting Skirmish
04:39 <Blitzkrieg> Very interesting
06:14 <pooflake> i took my tablets
06:19 <pooflake> ;l
06:42 <Blitzkrieg> Good. Go to sleep.
06:47 <pooflake> yes
07:31 <Skirmish> BBL maybe.
07:32 <pooflake> after i cone i may depart
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14:03 <steven_> fgt
15:34 * Blitzkrieg slaps steven_ around a bit with a large trout
16:07 <steven_> weak
16:21 <Blitzkrieg> Piss off
16:25 <Blitzkrieg> Give you weak in a minute cunt
19:27 <Monsoon> steven_ Alex Gus retired
23:20 <pooflake> omfg
23:33 <pooflake> the dog sneaked half a block of chocolate
23:38 <pooflake> :O
23:51 <Blitzkrieg> Might as well start burying it now
24:22 <pooflake> penis
24:45 <steven_> gus pus
24:49 <steven_> he was ok
24:52 <steven_> never got into him
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26:09 <pooflake> shanti
26:12 <pooflake> marry me??
26:16 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
26:19 <Blitzkrieg> Despo much
26:33 <Monsoon> His fights with DC and Jones were awesome
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34:58 <Sharni> No
39:46 Nick: Zayn is now known as Exo
44:26 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) EOF from client
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45:19 <steven_> sup sharn ay
46:21 Quit: Sharni ([email protected]) Quit:
46:37 <miles> Monsoon
46:40 <miles> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllls
52:06 <Monsoon> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL @ miles
02:55 Quit: LongJohn ([email protected]) Quit: changing servers
26:38 <Monsoon> AFL Round 2: Collingwood: 6.6.(42) vs Richmond: 4.9.(33) ...(3rd Qtr)'
27:05 <Ori> 4 abortion
27:06 <Ori> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=layfD0XYu_k
27:09 <Ori> check this out mang
27:10 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tupac Featuring Notorious B.I.G. "Runnin' (Dying To Live)" Official Video (Jun 6, 2013) Length: 3:50 - Category: Music - 20,283 views - 127 likes (97.7%), 3 dislikes (2.3%)
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28:35 <steven_> lolol
29:44 <Ori> sup nigga
29:51 <Ori> i deld some bitches off skype
29:54 <steven_> hahahha
29:57 <Ori> they onlye ver say hi
29:58 <Ori> n one
30:01 <Ori> always like
30:04 <Ori> its a spam shit
30:06 <Ori> for cams
30:16 <steven_> bot?
30:27 <Skirmish> You click those links though. Admit it.
30:55 <Skirmish> Def sounds like a bot.
32:09 <Ori> ye bot shit
32:22 <Ori> i click the ones BlackDevil posts to me
32:27 <Ori> some times they dont load
32:33 <Ori> oi i gotta hip hop song for ya Skirmish
32:39 <Ori> Scarface feat 2pac
32:49 <Ori> final recorded freestyle
33:11 <Ori> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CDLUUP0Jq8
33:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scarface, Master P & 2Pac - Homies And Thugs (Jun 6, 2010) Length: 5:13 - Category: Music - 621,772 views - 5,231 likes (97.1%), 156 dislikes (2.9%)
33:20 <Ori> yeah master p!
33:28 <Ori> so these samsung earplugs are dope
33:38 <Ori> dunno how much my bro spent we dont talk
33:40 <Skirmish> At work. Not clicking.
33:42 <Ori> or id ask
33:43 <Ori> ok
33:45 <Ori> soz
33:49 <Ori> when ur not
33:49 <Ori> :P
34:49 <Skirmish> I'm not big on hiphop/rap etc anymore either.
35:25 <Skirmish> Fiver Finger Death Punch/Stonesour/Slipknot/Disturbed/Halestorm etc is where my music interest lies at the moment.
38:38 <steven_> i got that song in my car
38:46 <steven_> Tupac Featuring Notorious B.I.G. Runnin
39:42 <Skirmish> Fire it up - Disturbed was the song playing when I got out of the car at work tonight.
41:05 <Ori> ah
41:16 <Ori> well i got more in to hip hop, again, recently
41:23 <Ori> :P
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46:01 <Skirmish> Getting tired of this app logging out all the time.
46:05 <Skirmish> Cunt of a thing.
47:37 <Lumeah2> just like u huh?
47:55 * Skirmish makes whale noises to communicate with Lumeah 
51:01 <Blitzkrieg> lol.. AndChat?
51:06 <Blitzkrieg> Mine is randomly quitting lately
51:18 <abortion> Ori: I can't stand lyrics without singing
51:27 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB2XQ9zLuDo
51:31 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - How Do U Want It [HD] (Jun 4, 2012) Length: 5:20 - Category: Music - 58,295 views - 422 likes (98.8%), 5 dislikes (1.2%)
51:47 <Blitzkrieg> More nigger music
51:48 <Blitzkrieg> loll
52:14 <steven_> stuck in the 80s/90s like pollock
52:17 <abortion> I call em nigger beats
52:49 <abortion> saying nigger music sounds too stilted
53:02 <Blitzkrieg> lol
54:11 <Skirmish> Slave music.
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55:23 <Monsoon> <@Skirmish> Fiver Finger Death Punch/Stonesour/Slipknot/Disturbed/Halestorm etc is where my music interest lies at the moment. - good choices
56:46 <Monsoon> Halestorm seem to have kind of set off a trend with the female vocalist in a rock/metal band as of late.
57:53 <abortion> Not Alestorm right (real band)
58:55 <abortion> Alestorm - Magnetic North
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00:37 <Skirmish> I don't mind the singer from Halestorm.
00:42 <Skirmish> Bit of a hot slut.
02:48 <abortion> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11CKOAQDsbg
02:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ALESTORM - Magnetic North (Official Video) | Napalm Records (Jul 29, 2015) Length: 4:10 - Category: People & Blogs - 795,746 views - 9,181 likes (94.7%), 512 dislikes (5.3%)
06:53 <Blitzkrieg> Mmmmm sluts
08:24 <Skirmish> Surely you've had enough of sluts for the moment :P
08:39 <Blitzkrieg> Never have enough mate
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22:35 <Monsoon> yes she is hot
23:02 <Monsoon> AFL Round 2: Collingwood: 13.9.(87) vs Richmond: 12.14.(86) ...(Final Score)'
23:04 <Monsoon> YESSSSSSS
23:12 <anotherirc3r> shut up >:/
23:25 <anotherirc3r> friggin deliberate.. stupid umpire
23:45 <Blitzkrieg> Go pies!
23:47 <Monsoon> A lot of Richmond supporters at work "I think Richmond have a REALLY GOOD CHANCE this year"
23:53 <Blitzkrieg> One right in my multi
24:02 <anotherirc3r> that was not deliberate
24:05 <anotherirc3r> what a pathetic call
24:11 <Monsoon> I'm more interested in the supercoach points though
24:32 <Monsoon> Hopefully Martin and Vicory scored well
24:41 <anotherirc3r> pffft
24:41 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
24:58 <Blitzkrieg> How's the work setup Monsoon?
25:04 <anotherirc3r> Vickery was crap Monsoon
25:06 <anotherirc3r> seriously
25:11 <anotherirc3r> gave away goals
25:12 <Monsoon> Pretty bad
25:16 <Monsoon> Im coming second last
25:17 <Blitzkrieg> Lolll
25:19 <Monsoon> damn
25:33 <Monsoon> mind you Blitzkrieg these are supercoach vets
25:38 <Blitzkrieg> You'll get up there
25:42 <Monsoon> I hope so
25:44 <Blitzkrieg> Bit of practice
25:56 <Monsoon> I got my cousin in this week, only problem is he is playing on Franklin
25:56 <anotherirc3r> still.. those umpires were ridiculous
26:09 <Monsoon> anotherirc3r, that bad? I didnt watch it
26:11 <Monsoon> What happened?
26:27 <anotherirc3r> in terms of what? the umpires?
26:32 <Monsoon> Yeah
26:45 <anotherirc3r> there were two occasions that stand out in my mind
27:03 <anotherirc3r> one.. where they said Richmond deliberately handballed the ball towards the boundary line
27:10 <Monsoon> yes
27:12 <Monsoon> a classic
27:20 <anotherirc3r> the other.. where the Collingwood player didn't even have complete control of the ball and they called it a mark
27:28 <Monsoon> ah
28:09 <Monsoon> Collingwood and Richmond are no threats to the flag this year anyway I suppose, but those umpire calls can annoy you
28:11 <steven_> can imagine jen with a can of vb yelling at the tv
28:39 <Blitzkrieg> Lollllll
28:44 <Monsoon> The Westcoast, Hawthorn, maybw Geelong. But my pick for an early call is Sydney
28:44 <Blitzkrieg> Throws it at the tv
28:47 <anotherirc3r> as if i drink VB
28:51 <anotherirc3r> digusting
28:54 <anotherirc3r> disgusting*
29:01 <steven_> hawt
29:41 <Blitzkrieg> "Fucking bullshit call" *smash*
29:44 <Blitzkrieg> Lolllll
29:53 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfDI2ZjXwK8
29:56 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cold Chisel - "Khe San" (Dec 27, 2006) Length: 4:39 - Category: Music - 1,258,717 views - 2,309 likes (96.6%), 81 dislikes (3.4%)
30:00 <anotherirc3r> but yeah.. i was yelling at the TV
30:03 <Blitzkrieg> Good song
30:07 <Blitzkrieg> Very good song
30:15 <Monsoon> An ex of mine used to play that song and sing it
30:17 <Monsoon> I hate it lol
30:56 <Skirmish> Seagall movie on. Noice.
31:47 <steven_> keke~
31:52 <steven_> underseige
32:01 <Monsoon> best of his
32:16 <Monsoon> badass chef
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32:47 <anotherirc3r> i may have thought about throwing my water bottle at the TV
32:59 <Monsoon> haha
33:01 <Skirmish> I don't usually hang out in the lunch room but with all the painting going on I am trying to avoid the fumes.
33:05 <Blitzkrieg> Lollll
33:18 <Skirmish> Lunch room has a tv.
33:30 <Monsoon> it looks like a pretty sloppy game from the stats and scorecard anotherirc3r
33:42 <Monsoon> Blitzkrieg you are Roo's yeah?
33:52 <Blitzkrieg> Yessir
34:00 <anotherirc3r> it really was Monsoon
34:02 <anotherirc3r> terrible
34:18 <Monsoon> Roo's need to do something this year, their window is closing
34:24 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
34:32 <Blitzkrieg> They need to step it up
34:32 <Monsoon> Goldstein best ruckman by far
34:38 <Blitzkrieg> Agreed
34:41 <steven_> hawkzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 16
34:49 <anotherirc3r> no stevie.. not again!
34:50 <Monsoon> He'll be hot property when his contract is up
34:54 <Monsoon> free agent
34:55 <steven_> 6 people got the cut at work
34:56 <steven_> hahah
35:02 <Monsoon> steven_ you serious?
35:05 <steven_> yea
35:09 <steven_> most of them my customers
35:11 <Monsoon> 6 peeps in one swoop?
35:15 <steven_> yeah
35:19 <steven_> not the first time its happened
35:19 <Monsoon> pot
35:24 <steven_> yeah all pot
35:28 <Monsoon> How many in your warehouse?
35:36 <Monsoon> employees roughly
35:42 <steven_> downstairs?
35:51 <Monsoon> all over I guess
35:59 <steven_> 4 years ago over 30
36:00 <Monsoon> Were the sackings from up and down?
36:08 <steven_> now lucky to be 12
36:13 <Monsoon> farrrr out
36:26 <Blitzkrieg> Wow
36:27 <Monsoon> Is the company 'restructuring' or something?
36:31 <steven_> yeah
36:32 <steven_> many times
36:33 <Blitzkrieg> Cost cutting
36:38 <steven_> yeah
36:39 <Monsoon> yes
36:43 <steven_> overheads
36:47 <Ori> some poos!
36:48 <steven_> are crazy
36:50 <Ori> 4 beers left
36:51 <Monsoon> So long as you are safe
36:53 <steven_> pepole are fucking dumb
36:55 <Ori> hic
37:02 <Ori> hic
37:02 <Ori> luls
37:03 <steven_> yeah i saved the company over $30,000
37:03 <Ori> HIC
37:07 <steven_> since i been manager
37:15 <steven_> 3 months
37:16 <Blitzkrieg> Nice
37:18 <steven_> 10 grand a month
37:28 <steven_> still not enough to save them guys
37:42 <steven_> only one of them was under me
37:51 <Monsoon> Do you think its a sinking ship?
38:10 <steven_> hard to say
38:13 <Monsoon> yeah
38:17 <steven_> until wednesday
38:17 <Monsoon> they never tell you
38:20 <steven_> i thought so
38:24 <Monsoon> like that huh
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38:40 <steven_> we are the biggest label company in aus
38:53 <steven_> not us, but our parent company
38:56 <Monsoon> This is what they tell you
38:57 <steven_> well as one
39:16 <steven_> head office is melb
39:33 <steven_> we do the milk labels
39:40 <steven_> brownes milk
39:43 <steven_> also masters
39:46 <Monsoon> I see
39:51 <steven_> so pretty much every milk company in wa
40:16 <steven_> from today, our name has changed
40:25 <Monsoon> heh
40:26 <Monsoon> man
40:39 <steven_> so has my title
40:40 <steven_> haha
40:42 <Monsoon> look up the company abn and shit make sure it isnt in the hands of recievers
40:56 <steven_> abn is new
41:00 <Monsoon> yeah
41:08 <Monsoon> someone must have bought it out
41:16 <steven_> ok so this is what happened
41:53 <steven_> our company in perth was doing shit about 3 years ago... so we merged with another label company
42:06 <Monsoon> yeah
42:23 <steven_> alot of sackings happened then
42:24 <steven_> well
42:30 <steven_> packages
43:08 <Blitzkrieg> Packages - nicely fired
43:14 <steven_> then today, our main company bought back %100
43:41 <steven_> i have days off like no other man
43:48 <steven_> i had 30 days off in 1 year
43:54 <steven_> 1 month
44:30 <steven_> and i have survived everything
44:42 <steven_> got promotions dec jan and few weeks ago
45:33 <steven_> i want my package
45:43 <steven_> hahaha
45:47 <steven_> i ask them for it
46:03 <steven_> the guy who wipes boogas in the toliet is gone
46:18 <Blitzkrieg> Nawwww
46:26 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
46:27 <Blitzkrieg> The highlight of the workplace
46:29 <Blitzkrieg> Gone
46:37 <Monsoon> how long have you been there for steven_?
46:45 <steven_> about 5
46:50 <Monsoon> lol @ boogers guy
47:03 <Monsoon> your package will be shit unless you're there for 7 years
47:12 <Monsoon> shit as in not as much as it could be, you know.
47:16 <steven_> yeah
47:21 <steven_> it will be good eitherway
47:28 <steven_> 4 months ago it would of been poo
47:28 <Monsoon> yeah man
47:45 <steven_> i got so much anual leave
47:50 <steven_> so that went up
47:53 <Monsoon> Im not sure the laws in WA in regards to Long Service Leave pro rata, ours is 7 years though
47:54 <steven_> ;)
47:58 <Monsoon> haha
48:02 <thestig> anal leave!
48:04 <steven_> oh
48:06 <Monsoon> my work are onto me about taking anual
48:08 <steven_> our is 10years
48:13 <Monsoon> damn
48:19 <steven_> im pretty sure
48:24 <Monsoon> I knew vic had it good in that respect
48:26 <thestig> yeh its 10
48:33 <steven_> im halfway
48:41 <Monsoon> 10 years is standard across most states though in Au
48:41 <steven_> one of my mates who got let go on wednesday
48:50 <Blitzkrieg> My boss is encouraging me to use my anal leave
48:54 <steven_> he was only hanging around for his 10 years
49:03 <steven_> he made it to 7
49:04 <Monsoon> yes
49:06 <Monsoon> did hemake t
49:09 <Monsoon> damn
49:16 <Monsoon> Vic he would have been 5k better off
49:26 <Monsoon> Blitzkrieg how many weeks do you have?
49:28 <steven_> poo man
49:30 <Monsoon> Mine crack it over 4
49:31 <steven_> got $15k
49:37 <Ori> CAPTIAL J
49:39 <Blitzkrieg> I got fuck all
49:40 <steven_> he has been there the same time as me
49:44 <Ori> steven_ tell me if u like this
49:46 <Ori> u stoned?
49:48 <Blitzkrieg> I think he's expecting a big contract
49:49 <steven_> yeah
49:53 <Monsoon> ah
49:55 <Blitzkrieg> And doesn't want people off
49:59 <Monsoon> yeah
50:01 <Monsoon> fair enough
50:22 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ
50:24 <Monsoon> steven_ if you think you can hit 10 yrs stay but be prepared, they never tell you what is going on and it sucks
50:26 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody (Official Video) (Aug 1, 2008) Length: 6:07 - Category: Music - 221,098,083 views - 1,012,013 likes (97.3%), 28,066 dislikes (2.7%)
50:29 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
50:30 <Monsoon> Good track
50:39 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h nate
50:46 <steven_> i got over a month
50:55 <Monsoon> My work have me an 'annual leave planner' told me to fill it in
51:05 <steven_> im going to vagas soon doe
51:05 <Monsoon> im not going to, until they pull me up and yell at me though
51:06 <anotherirc3r> nateyyyy
51:13 <steven_> hawaii
51:17 <steven_> all them cool places
51:23 <steven_> :P
51:38 <Monsoon> You getting married in Vegas?
51:52 <steven_> you coming jen?
51:53 <Blitzkrieg> Lollll
52:05 <anotherirc3r> no thanks. i'm good
52:13 <steven_> first class
52:17 <nate> Jen LETS DO IT!
52:27 <nate> i will marry moonsmooh
52:33 <nate> flower girl jen
52:44 <Blitzkrieg> Nate.. we can marry
52:47 <Blitzkrieg> ;)
52:54 <nate> nup ive upgraded 2 moonsmooh
53:04 <Ori> oh shit
53:05 <Ori> soz brb
53:06 <Ori> lol
53:06 <nate> so lean n sexy
53:07 <nate> :L
53:08 <Monsoon> I have a gf type thing again nate. Sorry you missed your chance while I was on the rebound
53:08 <anotherirc3r> cool. i'll just wear my old debutante dress
53:09 <Ori> got distracted
53:10 <Ori> by this song
53:11 <anotherirc3r> brilliant
53:17 <anotherirc3r> you do Monsoon?
53:18 <nate> a GIRL?!?!?
53:19 <Ori> it so good steven_ lelz
53:20 <anotherirc3r> congrats
53:23 <Ori> jungle
53:24 <Ori> dnb
53:26 <Ori> :P
53:27 <Monsoon> lol
53:29 <nate> same fuckin one smooey
53:30 <Blitzkrieg> Nice work bro
53:36 <nate> FUCK!
53:37 <Blitzkrieg> She got a nornal sister? :
53:38 <Monsoon> i still miss the old gf type thing though:(
53:40 <nate> SMOOHH
53:41 <Blitzkrieg> :p
53:44 <Monsoon> haha
53:48 <nate> u got a new casual smooHHy
53:50 <nate> FUCK!
53:53 <nate> FUVKKKKK!
53:54 <Monsoon> She has two brothers if that helps
53:55 <Ori> steven_ check it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CK-hQfeUt4
53:57 <Monsoon> haha
53:58 <Ori> xD
53:59 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Capital J - Moby - porcelain (LF jungle remix) (Jun 13, 2011) Length: 5:30 - Category: Music - 1,752 views - 11 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
54:03 <Ori> werd
54:03 <nate> FUCk they watch you fuck!
54:10 <Monsoon> not casual, just afriad to make it official
54:11 <nate> grose:)
54:17 <Ori> this song is mad as fuck
54:17 <nate> OHHHh i seeeee
54:21 <Blitzkrieg> Na
54:24 <nate> smooey so hot
54:26 <Monsoon> haha
54:46 <Ori> smoooeyy
54:47 <Ori> lolz
54:52 <Ori> afraid
54:55 <Ori> sif afraid
54:57 <Monsoon> One of these gf type things will work god damn it
54:59 <Ori> kinda man r u!
55:02 <Ori> dude
55:10 <nate> smooey is doing it right dont rush things
55:12 <anotherirc3r> lol @ gf type things
55:13 <Blitzkrieg> I like the gf type thing
55:13 <Ori> i gotta a casual its like come closer dont be shy
55:15 <nate> its a game u see
55:17 <Blitzkrieg> No commitment
55:19 <Ori> u dont wanna be serious
55:22 <anotherirc3r> that sounds cute Monsoon
55:23 <Ori> no shit blitz
55:27 <nate> jen knows how to play the gaME!
55:29 <Ori> goin all homo onnus
55:32 <Ori> HOMO
55:38 <Blitzkrieg> Fuck n go
55:39 <Ori> now there's a bubble in me
55:41 <Blitzkrieg> Best way
55:43 <Ori> root n boot
55:45 <Ori> lols
55:49 <Ori> SLASH HER THROAT
55:51 <Ori> I MEAN
55:53 <Ori> love her
55:56 <Monsoon> oh BlackDevil, the thing with my gf type things is, I'm 100% commited... I am just too scared to make it full time incase it does not work again
55:58 <Monsoon> I hate that
56:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mB0tP1I-14
56:02 <Monsoon> Blitzkrieg sorry
56:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lady Gaga - LoveGame (Jun 16, 2009) Length: 3:38 - Category: Music - 116,958,236 views - likes (93.9%), 15,041 dislikes (6.1%)
56:18 <Blitzkrieg> Ah yer fair enough
56:28 <Monsoon> So gf type things it is
56:31 <President_Trump> gamble
56:31 <Herb_Dean> Jackpot: 359   JENS ARSEHOLE   JENS ARSEHOLE   JENS ARSEHOLE  ::: President_Trump Lost
56:35 <nate> listen 2 ya fuckin song smooH
56:43 <Blitzkrieg> Women are pretty fucked in that sense
56:43 <Monsoon> lol
56:51 <Monsoon> gaga is crap stick
56:53 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
56:57 <Blitzkrieg> So you're in a good spot if she's happy with it
56:58 <Monsoon> haha its me sometimes too Blitzkrieg
57:01 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
57:01 <nate> women are no different from men cept they dirtier:)
57:03 <Monsoon> i get cold feet with it all
57:05 <Blitzkrieg> True
57:08 <nate> dirty dirty girls
57:11 <nate> :L
57:16 * nate snowballs Monsoon
57:22 <Monsoon> anotherirc3r this one better work
57:22 <Blitzkrieg> You sound similar to me Monsoon
57:35 <nate> ORGASM
57:39 <nate> girls do them
57:44 <nate> winning
57:50 <nate> and they can have babies so lovely
57:52 <anotherirc3r> i hope it does for you Monsoon
57:54 <anotherirc3r> honestly
57:54 <nate> :L
58:01 <nate> i wanna baby
58:04 <nate> squeeze one out
58:05 <Monsoon> fingers crossed
58:09 <anotherirc3r> definitely
58:17 <Monsoon> lol no baby
58:21 * nate rubs Blitzkriegs belly
58:25 <Skirmish> There is always someone else. Never get too hyped up if a relationship breaks down.
58:35 <Monsoon> i know
58:41 <anotherirc3r> how old are you Monsoon?
58:42 <Skirmish> The only person that there is nobody for is tisk and Joel.
58:44 <anotherirc3r> if you don't mind me asking
58:49 <Blitzkrieg> Lollll
58:55 <Monsoon> I'm 30, very soon to be 31
58:57 <Monsoon> June
58:58 <nate> how old are u smooh ( i will fuck u)
59:03 <anotherirc3r> ahhh.. okay
59:05 <nate> LOLOLOLOL
59:11 <thestig> next target
59:15 <thestig> hi nate
59:21 <nate> food
59:24 <nate> i need fat
59:25 <nate> :L
59:30 <nate> bbl stigg
59:33 <Monsoon> nate how was work?
59:38 <nate> good easy
59:41 <Monsoon> anotherirc3r you got work yet?
59:53 <anotherirc3r> only part time/casual
00:03 <Monsoon> good
00:09 <Monsoon> it's something
00:28 <nate> im casual everyone else is 2, if u dont turn up u dont get paid ;l
00:34 <nate> its fuckin GOOD
00:49 <anotherirc3r> true
00:51 <Monsoon> nate how is gym with these fucked up shifts?
00:59 <Skirmish> I don't mind casual work because when you've had enough you don't need to give two weeks notice.
01:20 <nate> ohh i missed gym today but i'll go for my 300kg deadlift tomorrow, bit sore from mopping should be fine:)
01:34 <Monsoon> I got my friend a job where I work, I was little worried at first because she is a loose cannon at times, but she is fitting in nice. I get 2k if she gets a perm contract too
01:48 <Monsoon> It will be a good xmas bonus as thats when the contract will arrive.
01:48 <anotherirc3r> nice work
01:53 <Monsoon> she has claimed half though
01:53 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GL9JoH4Sws
01:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fifth Harmony - Work from Home ft. Ty Dolla $ign (Feb 26, 2016) Length: 3:40 - Category: Music - 105,890,512 views - 1,085,190 likes (94.6%), 61,370 dislikes (5.4%)
02:01 <steven_> yeh babe
02:08 * steven_ gets the hammer drill out
02:13 <thestig> omg nate missed gym
02:14 <Skirmish> Tell her to fuck off Monsoon. You gave her the job!
02:15 <anotherirc3r> glad things are going well for you with your 'gf type thing'?
02:17 <nate> imma send steven a picture
02:22 <Monsoon> lol 300 kegs
02:28 <nate> yeah stigg it was horrible
02:33 <Monsoon> anotherirc3r, yes gf type thing indeed
02:34 <Monsoon> haha
02:47 <Monsoon> what about you anotherirc3r
02:48 <nate> i sweat so much, the doctor thinks i may have diabeties or somethin
02:50 <anotherirc3r> maybe one day.. she'll progress to having a name!
02:51 <Monsoon> any bf type things?
02:55 <Monsoon> You nate? gf type thing?
03:06 <Monsoon> anotherirc3r its so very very fresh
03:08 <nate> diabeties is all i have
03:11 <anotherirc3r> lol no Monsoon. i am hopeful with one guy though
03:15 <nate> no girlfriends:)
03:15 <steven_> cuz ur so sweet
03:18 <nate> lolol
03:19 <Monsoon> excellent
03:20 <anotherirc3r> see how it goes this weekend i guess!
03:24 <Monsoon> ahhhh
03:28 <nate> anotherirc3r has a girlfriend
03:31 <anotherirc3r> lol no
03:34 <nate> Blitzkrieg in a wig
03:46 <nate> dem big boobiez
03:48 <nate> lush
03:58 <Monsoon> I was thinking about dragging the gf type thing to batman vs superman, but I'm thinking I recycle the old trip to the zoo first
04:05 <Monsoon> Then we shall move into film she'll hate.
04:06 <Skirmish> I think Blitzkrieg has had enough of sticking his dick in crazy for a while.
04:09 <Skirmish> Needs a break.
04:17 <anotherirc3r> lol Monsoon
04:25 <anotherirc3r> we're going to see The Witch
04:29 <anotherirc3r> a romantic movie!
04:30 <Monsoon> I do like to recycle the zoo trips
04:32 <nate> Skirmish no way lol
04:33 <Monsoon> haha
04:37 <Monsoon> The Whitch
04:39 <Monsoon> thats awesome
04:48 <anotherirc3r> yessssssss
04:49 <Monsoon> You may need to be 'comforted'
05:02 <steven_> is pollock taking you jen?
05:05 <anotherirc3r> i love horrors but yeah.. i can get scared lol
05:12 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
05:13 <anotherirc3r> err. no, steven
05:17 <Blitzkrieg> Movie date alone
05:19 <Blitzkrieg> For sure
05:29 <anotherirc3r> i've got no idea if he's even into those movies
05:34 <anotherirc3r> that genre
05:51 <President_Trump>  good old collingwood forever
05:59 <anotherirc3r> oh, shut up!
06:12 <steven_> carn the hawkz
06:13 <Monsoon> thats the ticket President_Trump
06:29 <Monsoon> anotherirc3r if he's keen, he'll pretend to enjoy it at least.
06:41 <anotherirc3r> oh.. he likes horrors too. it's awesome!!!!
06:44 <President_Trump> anotherirc3r we were going to go to every game this year then go to makeout mountain after, what happened?
07:22 <Skirmish> It's cute that Jen pretends to be a normal girl with morals when it's known she is a raving bang machine.
07:26 <Ori> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuNEnrS8OmM
07:30 <Skirmish> Just want to pinch her cheeks.
07:36 <Ori> can't wait to chill out anotherirc3r
07:37 <Ori> :P
07:40 <Ori> will be so fun
07:48 <Ori> oh i get the tv on monday :P
07:50 <Blitzkrieg> Bahahahahaha
07:54 <Ori> what?
08:01 <anotherirc3r> yessss Joshy
08:04 <anotherirc3r> we will one day lol
08:04 <Ori> we're gonna hang out
08:08 <anotherirc3r> ya
08:11 <Ori> when she in adels
08:14 <Ori> wit abortion
08:18 <Ori> brb one sec
08:31 <Skirmish> You will get your turn to dump a load into her guts just like the other half of irc Joshy. Just wait your turn.
09:19 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL
09:23 <Ori> naw man
09:27 <Ori> dont be so rude yo
09:31 <Ori> I aint like that
09:48 <Ori> and that's indirection on my man abortion that he'd let that behaviour around him happen.
09:55 <Ori> Don't be so God damned rude.
10:23 <Ori> let's not go there again.
10:30 <Ori> Be men not little bitches.
10:38 <President_Trump> SWEET SWEET GOWCHI YELLOW AND BLACK PIE
12:15 <Ori> ~i consider my, life and the beat, compared to those knots in those dreams, those little things, have me freak and then scream~
12:47 <anotherirc3r> thanks Joshy
12:55 <Ori> :P
13:06 <Ori> netime
13:23 <Ori> you're a part of the channel
13:26 <Skirmish> Just don't have an episode and bash her Josh.
13:30 <Ori> no reason they should dog on you constantly.
13:34 <Ori> nice dig
13:37 <Ori> check this out
13:40 * Ori farts
13:47 <Ori> as intellectual as you get.
14:15 * Skirmish throws $7k out the window 
14:23 <Skirmish> Hey look I got a tv I don't own guise.
14:42 <Ori> dude
14:49 <Ori> at least Blitzkrieg can be a man about things.
15:05 <Ori> you don't have to go on and on for no reason, chill.
15:12 <Ori> can always blow me
15:15 <Skirmish> All considering I think he is being very nice about it.
15:25 <Ori> All considering you were never there
15:28 <Ori> nor was I
15:33 <Ori> so that's moot
15:37 <Ori> smoot
15:38 <Ori> smoo
15:42 <Ori> smooworm.
15:55 <Blitzkrieg> Skirmish knows enough lol
15:57 <Ori> BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE
16:07 <Ori> he knows enough of nothing to know nothing about everything.
16:24 <Ori> may aswell believe in the flat earth theory, the guy really isn't that smart
16:33 <Skirmish> Tad ironic that a guy that knows less than I do is telling me I know nothing. Good talk. Glad we had it.
16:48 <Monsoon> After 3 deplorable quarters of footy, both sides turned it on in the last quarter, but Brodie Grundy pinched the win with a flying snap in the dying seconds!!
16:53 <Ori> ironic
17:01 <Ori> don't you mean coincidental
17:03 <Blitzkrieg> Loll
17:10 <Ori> most cases of "irony" are merely coincidence.
17:18 <Ori> soz to step
17:25 <Ori> but OW N E D Skirmish
17:29 <Skirmish> It's no coincidence that you're ranting.
17:35 <Ori> I'm not
17:40 <Ori> I'm just baiting you
17:40 <Skirmish> Sure.
17:42 <Ori> and you bite
17:50 <Ori> om nom NOM
17:56 <Ori> you can't help yourself
17:59 <Monsoon> Shane Mumford better perform this week or Grundy is getting his spot
18:03 <Ori> you have an opinion on every little fucking thing
18:06 <Ori> it's pathetic
18:11 <Ori> can't hold your tongue
18:17 <Ori> now that's irony.
18:19 <Ori> ;)
18:26 * Skirmish giggles at the 'not a rant'. 
20:29 <Monsoon> President_Trump, matthew is on
20:40 <Ori> That the guy that is with the first woman that'd have him
20:48 <Ori> that happens to be a bush pig, can speak about anotherirc3r
20:54 <Ori> as if he knew her
21:01 <Ori> is water off a ducks back.
21:10 <Ori> You're a contradiction. Skirmish.
21:36 <Ori> You ought to have learn't by now that you're not the alpha male you claim to be.
21:59 <Ori> But you already know that. It's on mIRC where you get the chance to act all high and mighty. Pathetic, loser.
22:01 <Ori> lolol
22:14 <Skirmish> Totally not a rant.
22:17 <Ori> nope
22:19 <Ori> not a rant
22:23 <Ori> telling it as it really is
22:30 <Ori> and the truth hurts
22:38 <Ori> go on pretending not to care.
22:47 <Ori> You always break in the end.
22:53 <Skirmish> So let me get this right. I can't talk about Jen, because I don't know her. Right?
23:16 <Skirmish> Just a question. Sorry if it's too hard.
23:36 <Skirmish> Your entire premise is that I cannot talk about Jen because I don't know her. Correct?
24:21 <Skirmish> You can almost hear the gears grinding.
24:22 <Ori> LOOK
24:24 <Ori> dickface
24:30 <Ori> I aint reading that drivel
24:38 <Ori> You claim to be the alpha male of irc
24:42 <Ori> then claim your stake bitch
24:44 <Ori> lulz
24:47 <Ori> toy cunt!
24:48 <Skirmish> I understand. The question was too hard. We will just let it slide.
24:49 <Ori> rock you
24:53 <Ori> you're nothing
24:56 <Ori> wah wah wah
24:59 <Ori> I owned ur ass
25:00 <Ori> twice
25:02 <Ori> get it
25:12 <Ori> I'm going to take silence as a yes
25:14 <Ori> peace.
25:38 <Skirmish> Absolutely. Your rant has owned me. I am sitting here in complete defeat.
26:03 * Skirmish whispers 'I hope it gets your knob in when you meet her' ;) 
26:40 <Ori> what're you a sixteen year old girl.
26:43 <Ori> man
26:54 <Skirmish> For the right amount of money I could be.
26:57 <Ori> I owned you with this, [22:48] <Ori> can't hold your tongue [22:48] <Ori> now that's irony.
26:57 <Skirmish> ;)
27:00 <Ori> now shut the fuck up
27:06 <Ori> so sick of your bullshit
27:13 <Skirmish> That didn't even make any sense lol
27:17 <Ori> If I knew you irl I'd beat the shit outta you infront of anybody
27:22 <Ori> god you're annoying
27:26 <Skirmish> Ok Jerome.
27:32 <Ori> yer alpha male
27:38 <Skirmish> Would your mum come with you?
27:38 <Ori> where're your alpha male instincts
27:44 <Ori> mr alpha male doesn't like to fight?
27:46 Join: Emma ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
27:48 <Ori> uh
27:49 <Ori> Skirmish
27:58 <Ori> you're the alpha male around these parts
27:58 <Skirmish> Mr Alpha doesn't need to fight mate.
28:00 <Ori> lulz
28:04 <Ori> k bro
28:13 <Ori> u aint a real dinosaur.
28:27 <Ori> I'm Wu Tang you're the Spice Girls.
28:42 <Skirmish> If I was to fight, it would be another Alpha. No reason to beat up a beta. They just stay a beta, like you.
28:55 <Ori> if you were to fight
29:04 <Ori> you'd punch yourself in the face.
29:20 <Skirmish> Sure, that makes sense.
29:52 <Ori> a 7k tv
29:53 <Ori> lol
29:57 <Ori> I have already sorted it out
30:10 <Ori> so I am renting 3 percent
30:13 <Skirmish> Welcome to 15 minutes ago.
30:33 <Ori> watching a movie, talking to you, trying to have sex with oyu
30:36 <Ori> it's hard.
30:37 <Skirmish> Don't try bullshit. You're getting ripped hard and you try spin it to be something that it's not.
30:38 <Skirmish> Just give up.
30:45 <Ori> dude deal is done
30:58 <Ori> you study business?
31:01 <Ori> I did
31:05 <Ori> at S.A. uni
31:07 <Ori> years ago
31:11 <Ori> I am 33 years old
31:18 <Skirmish> I am sure it is. Deal is you are getting ripped and old mate is laughing with his bonus.
31:20 <Ori> my first job was working at a bus depot when I was fifteen
31:26 <Skirmish> LOL
31:27 <Ori> also studied photography
31:29 <Ori> but quit
31:37 <Ori> at S.A. uni
31:39 <Skirmish> Did you complete your business degree?
31:40 <Ori> yerp
31:56 <Skirmish> So you're a Business graduate with no job that lives with his mum.
31:57 <Ori> do you know how easy things are to do on the job
32:00 <Skirmish> I am totally owned.
32:07 <Ori> no what owns you is this
32:10 * Ori arm farts
32:12 <Ori> ahahahahaha
32:46 <Skirmish> SA uni must be terrible if you rented a tv for double the price tag and think you've got a great deal.
33:06 <Emma> don't tell me ori is the pedo
33:21 <Emma> only he would say something like arm farts
33:28 <Ori> why do you bother Skirmish
33:34 <Ori> Emma it's a me slinky
33:41 <Ori> who's the pedo?
33:48 <Ori> LOL
33:49 <Skirmish> It is hard to tell the difference between them most times Emma.
33:53 <Ori> I HAVE MONEY Skirmish
33:53 <Emma> oh haha pebbles
34:09 <Ori> it means that in my fucked up predicament
34:12 <Ori> I can survive
34:15 <Ori> tho
34:15 <Skirmish> Everyone has money. What's the point?
34:25 <Emma> I have none
34:26 <Skirmish> Nobody ever is pleased to be throwing it away.
34:26 <Ori> im thinking of going for job at officeworks over the road
34:30 <Ori> somethin to do
34:30 <Emma> want to donate?
34:36 <President_Trump> <Emma> Ori is the pedo
34:37 <Ori> bullshit
34:41 <Ori> millions of people
34:44 <Ori> are happy
34:49 <Ori> UPON MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS
34:52 <Ori> to throw money away
34:56 <Ori> dick comment of the year.
34:59 <Skirmish> Millions of people are happy to be ripped off? I doubt that.
35:04 <Emma> if you donate I can quit my job
35:20 <Ori> happens every day
35:23 <Ori> happens to you too
35:24 <Skirmish> Emma are you happy when you are getting ripped off on a purchase?
35:25 <President_Trump> Ori got about 180k inheritence
35:31 <Ori> and im not atching the screen as I trype this
35:36 <Ori> watching Jurassic World.
35:46 <Emma> Noooo I hate paying full price for anything
35:48 <Ori> so suck my dick motherufcker ur owned, deal with it alpha fag
35:49 <Skirmish> LOL that's a different figure to what he has said in the past Trump.
35:54 <Skirmish> Too many 0's.
36:02 <President_Trump> what has he said? he must have been fibbing
36:11 <Skirmish> Emma: Would you commit to paying double the ticket price for something and then NOT owning it?
36:31 <Emma> I'd rather save if need be to buy it
36:36 <Ori> rofl
36:39 <Ori> Skirmish has to ask people
36:40 <Ori> hahaha
36:44 <Ori> ur an idiot bro
36:44 <Emma> unless it was a car or house
36:48 <Ori> renting is the way to go
36:50 <Skirmish> Just making a point for you Joshy.
36:55 <Ori> why buy when u can rent and upgrade
36:55 <Emma> you got no chance saving for that
36:59 <Ori> like i said
37:04 <Skirmish> Renting is a rip. Nobody with a brain rents.
37:05 <Ori> im paying way less to rent it now
37:10 <Ori> and already had 600 waved
37:14 <Ori> so suck me off lol
37:21 <Ori> dude
37:36 <Ori> these days you dont go out spend 5grand on a tv
37:42 <Ori> unless you can upgrade the box
37:47 <Skirmish> heaps of people do.
37:48 <Ori> which is why i went there
37:54 <Ori> and organized a settlement
38:01 <Ori> so i rent at 3 percent
38:06 <Emma> I would never pay 5k on a tv
38:09 <Ori> because i will buy it outright after 3 yrs
38:09 <Skirmish> Only muppets pay twice the price for an item that they never own.
38:14 <Ori> now go calculate that
38:26 <Ori> because I found out somethign I didnt know
38:30 <steven_> emma ori is slinky
38:31 <steven_> lol
38:33 <Ori> that the box is interchangeable
38:38 <Emma> i know
38:40 <Ori> lol steven_ did u like the song
38:42 <steven_> ah
38:44 <Ori> so Skirmish that means
38:47 <steven_> the tupac ye
38:50 <Ori> i dont need to upgrade
38:52 <Ori> so yes
38:57 <Skirmish> It means you're getting ripped.
38:57 <Ori> i should have bought it outright
39:06 <Skirmish> RIPPED HARD.
39:08 <Ori> so i locked myself in and had to go buy my way out
39:15 <Ori> but im not getting ripped hard.
39:19 <Ori> just slightly fucked.
39:23 <Skirmish> Sure.
39:27 <Ori> but it's ok because that was my bad
39:29 <Skirmish> Good work Muptard.
39:40 <Ori> if i knew the box would be upgradeable i would have bought outright
39:55 <Ori> happy?
39:57 <Skirmish> How have you not got the tv yet but you're giving out 3D glasses to your mother?
40:07 <Ori> oh
40:09 <Ori> not just her
40:21 <Ori> buying a pair this week when i go to get my headset replaced
40:30 <Ori> give them to my neighbour/mate nathan
40:31 <Skirmish> Did they give you the glasses out of the box before the tv even arrived?
40:34 <Ori> no
40:37 <Ori> what
40:43 <Ori> i went to jb for the glasses
40:52 <Ori> got two 60 dollar pairs for 100 bux
41:01 <Ori> dude
41:14 <Skirmish> Also, the firmware in your tv will be able to be upgraded. Not the hardware and in 3 years the hardware will be outdated.
41:14 <Ori> hi i wana buy these two
41:16 <Ori> oh ok
41:19 <Skirmish> TOP JOB MUPTARD.
41:23 <Ori> ill do them for a hundred even then
41:40 <Ori> actualy
41:53 <Ori> ok wait
41:56 <Ori> WAIT
42:06 <Ori> I think the best thing is to wait til i have it
42:16 <Skirmish> WAIT WAIT WAIT CMON MANG LET ME JUST PRETEND I AM NOT GETTING GIMPED LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT.
42:18 <Ori> then go on
42:22 <Skirmish> No. You are. Owned. Suck my dick.
42:25 <Ori> I don't have it right now.
42:29 * Skirmish throws mic down and walks off.
42:29 <Ori> not til monday
42:39 <Ori> k that ruled
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42:49 * Ori throws dick down and masturbates.
42:57 * Ori rulz sah cute
43:42 <Monsoon> cherri_pie
43:45 <Monsoon> hi
45:43 Quit: Emma ([email protected]) Connection closed
45:52 <Skirmish> Clear
48:23 <nate> cherry fkn me pie
48:33 <nate> THUMB INSIDE Dat pie
48:41 <Blitzkrieg> Cherri pie
48:46 <Blitzkrieg> Are you Indian?
48:58 <nate> Skirmish is half indian
48:59 <nate> :P
49:28 <cherri_pie> hey monsoon wassup
49:42 <cherri_pie> i think jerome wants to lick your balls monsoon
49:45 <cherri_pie> he worships you
49:48 <cherri_pie> whats that all about
49:50 <nate> James Blunt - Bonfire Heart
50:34 <Skirmish> Jerome has said a few times he doesn't mind having a go with guys.
51:41 <nate> who cares bout that turd shaped body with eyebrows on top
51:50 <nate> only cherri_pie does
51:59 <nate> cause hes a shovel
52:02 <nate> to pick him up
54:33 <cherri_pie> na i dont care about him
54:34 <cherri_pie> i hate him
54:43 <cherri_pie> im just saying he wants to lick mayos balls for some reason
54:48 <cherri_pie> he thinks mayo is his mate
55:04 <anotherirc3r> they are mates
55:07 <Skirmish> He thinks everyone is his mate lol
55:29 <Skirmish> Jerome and screws are besties.
55:36 <nate> moonsmooh would be anyones mate :L
55:41 <nate> hes easy
55:55 <Blitzkrieg> Monsoon is a decent guy
56:11 <nate> get a nude for for Blitzkrieg
56:35 <nate> hmm sara serina nude
56:39 <nate> that'll do
56:45 <Monsoon> looooollllll
56:53 <anotherirc3r> yuck, really?
57:03 <nate> yeah i like a good shock
57:23 <nate> big beef flaps
57:37 <nate> hang low my pretties
59:13 <Skirmish> Mayo lost his leet troll status with me when he didn't keep up with what car I was driving. Obviously he doesn't put in the effort needed.
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