// #nerdhacks — 2016-09-06
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00:00:09 <GoldSpade> well not from the austnet
00:00:41 <President_Trump> slinky_J why did you make up the story about sarah?
00:00:42 <_\|Romeo_\|> ahaha
00:01:13 <_\|Romeo_\|> :O
00:01:20 <GoldSpade> wtf
00:01:25 <_\|Romeo_\|> mmm tobbacco
00:04:14 * President_Trump slaps slinky_J around a bit with a large trout
00:05:38 <_\|Romeo_\|> MACABRA
00:05:38 <_\|Romeo_\|> MACABRE
00:05:38 <_\|Romeo_\|> MACABRE MINSTRELS
00:05:38 <_\|Romeo_\|> MACABRE OMEN
00:05:38 <_\|Romeo_\|> MACBETH
00:05:38 <_\|Romeo_\|> MACHINAE SUPREMACY
00:05:38 <_\|Romeo_\|> MACHINE HEAD
00:05:38 <_\|Romeo_\|> MACHINEMADE GOD
00:05:38 <_\|Romeo_\|> MACHINE MEN
00:05:38 <_\|Romeo_\|> MACHINERY
00:05:38 <_\|Romeo_\|> MACHINES OF GRACE
00:05:39 <_\|Romeo_\|> MACTATUS
00:05:39 <_\|Romeo_\|> MAD ARCHITECT
00:05:39 <_\|Romeo_\|> MAD AT GRAVITY
00:05:39 <_\|Romeo_\|> MADBALL
00:05:39 <_\|Romeo_\|> MADDER MORTEM
00:05:39 <_\|Romeo_\|> MADE OF HATE
00:05:39 <_\|Romeo_\|> MADINA LAKE
00:05:39 <_\|Romeo_\|> MADRIGAL
00:05:39 <_\|Romeo_\|> MAD SEASON
00:05:39 <_\|Romeo_\|> MAELSTROM
00:05:39 <_\|Romeo_\|> MAESTRICK
00:05:39 Quit: _\|Romeo_\| ([email protected]) Excess flood
00:06:28 <GoldSpade> floods so 90's
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00:15:34 <Bonny> ?
00:15:39 <Bonny> p9l
00:18:49 <Lumeah> Hi bons
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09:26:00 <cheese> smelly penis's are the go
09:44:28 <cheese> the mens asses
09:47:07 <cheese> steven
09:47:26 <cheese> steven dorks are u available
09:47:37 <cheese> i hear youre a faggit bitch
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10:15:05 <Lumeah> Are u free
10:15:20 <Lumeah> ... Let l poofter fagget.
10:15:34 <Lumeah> Fucking phone... Gezz.
10:15:48 <Lumeah> Predictions.. Tut tut tut
10:39:00 <Glenn> Good morning Lumeah! :)
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15:01:00 <jarred> howdy folks
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16:26:57 <steven> ha hahahaha
16:27:34 <steven> g'day young jared
16:39:04 <BlackDevil> steven
16:39:07 <BlackDevil> slut
16:40:37 <steven> g'day
16:40:41 <steven> whats the goss
16:42:09 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScjT8zvT7d0
16:42:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hailee Steinfeld, Grey - Starving (Lyric Video) ft. Zedd (Aug 29, 2016) Length: 3:01 - Category: Music - 1,919,361 views views - 59,746 likes (98.7%), 799 dislikes (1.3%)
16:42:35 <steven> i didnt know i was starving till u tasted yew
16:42:45 <steven> btw btw you do things to my bodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
16:46:51 <BlackDevil> you watching the roast of rob lowe?
16:47:10 <steven> nup
16:51:22 <slinky_J> LET'S HUG
16:51:25 <slinky_J> AND BE FWENDS
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16:51:28 <slinky_J> woooooo
16:51:34 <slinky_J> can you feel the love
16:51:48 * PirateShip slaps MiloKerrigan around a bit with a large trout
16:52:00 <PirateShip> jens my gf
16:53:18 <slinky_J> ur my gf
16:53:21 <slinky_J> shes my gf
16:53:25 <slinky_J> ur all my gfs
16:53:36 <PirateShip> that is correct
16:53:39 <PirateShip> jen is all of ours
16:53:47 <PirateShip> cept belows
16:54:13 <BlackDevil> sad that you fight over a girl
16:54:40 <slinky_J> pollock n daz had the biggest fight over her
16:54:43 <slinky_J> it was hilarious
16:57:35 <steven> loooooooool
16:57:40 <PirateShip> lolllllllllllllllllll
16:57:42 <PirateShip> it was
16:57:43 <steven> what do you rate her outta 10
16:57:44 <steven> ?
16:57:49 <PirateShip> wasnt it classic material slinky_J
16:57:50 <steven> i rate her 2
16:57:54 <PirateShip> BlackDevil is just angry he couldnt get a gowch
16:57:57 <PirateShip> because he's a pedo faggot
16:58:28 <PirateShip> nah gowch isnt a 2 to me
16:58:28 <slinky_J> quick lets make out b4 our parents get home teehee
16:58:32 <PirateShip> id give gowch a 4-5
16:58:39 <slinky_J> best fight on irc ever
16:58:43 <PirateShip> there are other pigs on here way worse than gowch
16:59:14 <BlackDevil> little late of that response plivent
16:59:26 <steven> indeed there are
16:59:30 <slinky_J> subway for dinnneer
16:59:35 <steven> wooksta would have to be up there
16:59:37 <slinky_J> a lot of floozies
16:59:44 <slinky_J> wit no moralz
17:01:58 <steven> haha what happened to #melbourne
17:02:31 <BlackDevil> some op is killing it
17:02:43 <steven> get rid of it
17:02:56 <BlackDevil> nothing i can do about it
17:03:07 <steven> why does longie even own it?
17:04:29 <steven> his idle is never under 100hours
17:06:18 <steven> why does an oper own #melbourne anyway
17:06:36 <steven> who cares
17:06:49 <steven> i want to own #perth
17:06:50 <steven> ahahah
17:06:56 <slinky_J> i just go in and go I LOVE YOU
17:07:00 <slinky_J> at the rat and walk out <3
17:07:03 <steven> arm deep?
17:07:13 <slinky_J> id go in that chan
17:07:16 <steven> oi slinky_J good song for ya
17:07:18 <slinky_J> if sezz wasnt an op
17:07:20 <slinky_J> kkk
17:07:20 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMs0GnYze34
17:07:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Snake ft. Justin Bieber - Let Me Love You [Lyric Video] (Aug 5, 2016) Length: 3:26 - Category: Entertainment - 65,866,825 views views - 558,839 likes (98.4%), 9,360 dislikes (1.6%)
17:07:28 <steven> looooooooooooooooooool
17:07:36 <slinky_J> loll
17:07:38 <steven> BIBIIIIIIIII
17:07:41 <slinky_J> hahahaha
17:08:11 Mode: (by steven) +ooo Lumeah3 jarred PirateShip
17:08:29 <PirateShip> wooksta is a 1
17:08:36 <steven> where is your boyfriend kunny BlackDevil?
17:08:56 <steven> i see the love
17:09:14 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a59gmGkq_pw
17:09:18 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Major Lazer - Cold Water (feat. Justin Bieber & MØ) (Official Lyric Video) (Jul 21, 2016) Length: 3:09 - Category: Music - 187,120,246 views views - 1,569,451 likes (97.3%), 43,267 dislikes (2.7%)
17:14:53 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT2_F-1esPk
17:14:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Chainsmokers - Closer (Lyric) ft. Halsey (Jul 29, 2016) Length: 4:22 - Category: Music - 161,908,951 views views - 1,231,686 likes (97.4%), 32,960 dislikes (2.6%)
17:15:35 <PirateShip> where is wookie
17:15:36 <PirateShip> i need her
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17:38:08 <steven> try #maccas
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17:58:03 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
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18:21:09 <steven> g'day pong
18:21:11 Mode: (by steven) +o [[[[[pong]]]]]
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18:25:21 <steven> lol
18:28:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiiii
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18:36:06 <GoldSpade> dickos n sickos :)
18:43:25 <steven> gday
18:43:32 <GoldSpade> steveo
18:45:55 <PirateShip> hello GoldSpade
18:45:57 <PirateShip> seen jen around?
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18:46:45 <GoldSpade> she went thata way!
18:47:14 <President_Trump> !gamble
18:48:27 <slinky_J> It's not just sex it's two people connecting, with four other people and aliens.
18:48:36 <slinky_J> pff amelia woulda loved that
18:50:00 <President_Trump> like you and sarah
18:52:25 <slinky_J> get over it
18:52:35 <PirateShip> sarah?
18:52:39 <PirateShip> old plum?
18:52:43 <slinky_J> no
18:52:51 <slinky_J> dw
18:53:05 <steven> chookmagnet is on patrol
18:53:13 <PirateShip> ahh yes
18:53:15 <PirateShip> chookmagnet
18:53:17 <PirateShip> major pedo
18:54:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he is queer
18:54:26 <slinky_J> he is my new gf
18:54:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> do u 2 bum
18:55:21 <PirateShip> he is after amelia
18:55:22 <slinky_J> Chris Hemsworth has a huge cock in Vacation
18:55:24 <slinky_J> it is so huge
18:55:24 <PirateShip> i busted her speaking to him
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18:55:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
18:55:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <GoldSpade> what did I do
18:55:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <@chookmagnet> hangi ng with stupid people gets you into a stupid frame of mind GoldSpade
18:55:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <GoldSpade> yeah aint that the truth
18:55:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <@chookmagnet> lead don't follow like a sheep when those 2 dickheads start
18:55:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <GoldSpade> I wasnt thinking
18:55:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <@chookmagnet> they will end up banned by the time tonight is though
18:55:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <GoldSpade> yeah but why is it fair for some people to bait...and not others
18:55:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <@chookmagnet> you want my fake on [[[[[pong]]]]]
18:55:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <@chookmagnet> because they do it over and over
18:55:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <@chookmagnet> after being asked not to over and over
18:55:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <@chookmagnet> etc etc etc
18:55:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <@chookmagnet> night after night
18:55:43 <^_\|Alienated_Romeo\_]^^^^^> ruby
18:55:43 <slinky_J> he is in sex channel lol
18:56:50 <PirateShip> he is a pedo
18:56:53 <PirateShip> 54 year old pedo
18:57:06 <PirateShip> come to #sex
18:57:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he like saying [[[[[pong]]]]]
18:57:31 <PirateShip> haha yes
18:57:36 <PirateShip> ask him about green valley
18:57:43 <PirateShip> ask him about pedoing at the primary school there
18:57:47 <PirateShip> and being 54 year old pedo faggot
18:57:49 <PirateShip> he wont enjoy it
18:58:53 <slinky_J> 54?
18:59:06 <slinky_J> ill prob be dead within the next year
18:59:07 <PirateShip> yep
18:59:08 <PirateShip> 54
18:59:12 <PirateShip> why will you be dead?
18:59:14 <slinky_J> dunno
18:59:16 <PirateShip> you been saying that for afew years now
18:59:22 <slinky_J> i know right
18:59:23 <slinky_J> lol
18:59:25 <slinky_J> every year
18:59:38 <slinky_J> i just turned 34 last month
18:59:45 <slinky_J> Jesse James died when he was 34
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19:00:09 <PirateShip> who cares
19:00:13 <PirateShip> why would u be dead though?
19:00:39 <slinky_J> anything could happen
19:00:50 <President_Trump> slinky_J tell us more about the brisbane trip
19:01:02 <slinky_J> no
19:01:14 <President_Trump> how many girls u have sex with on the trip/
19:01:15 <slinky_J> almost a month ago now
19:02:06 <steven> i dont know how you cunts go so long without a root
19:02:11 <PirateShip> nor do i
19:02:13 <steven> i cant go a day
19:02:23 <PirateShip> i can
19:02:23 <steven> you cunts havnt had sex for decades loooooooooooooooooooool
19:02:32 <President_Trump> weve got jen for emergencies
19:02:40 <PirateShip> if i have ice i cant go without sex for 3 days straight
19:02:59 <slinky_J> when you lose ur virginity steven?
19:03:01 <PirateShip> steven u should smoke up some ice with emma
19:03:04 <PirateShip> 12 for me
19:03:09 <PirateShip> in friends caravan
19:03:09 <steven> na
19:03:13 <PirateShip> had sex with 11 year old
19:03:14 <PirateShip> LOL
19:03:18 <steven> havnt done ice for over a decade no
19:03:18 <steven> w
19:03:21 <PirateShip> weak cunt
19:03:23 <PirateShip> have a toke
19:03:26 <steven> hahaahhahaa
19:03:30 <steven> u sound like my mates
19:03:30 <slinky_J> 13 here
19:03:34 <steven> i take a look at them
19:03:35 <PirateShip> get some drinks have a toke have some cones
19:03:35 <steven> and go
19:03:41 <PirateShip> ice is fine
19:03:41 <steven> 'look at the state of you cunt'
19:03:46 <steven> ahaha
19:03:47 <PirateShip> just dont let it fuck u up
19:03:55 <PirateShip> only idiots let drugs ruin them
19:03:56 <slinky_J> i wanted to fuck when i was 9
19:03:58 <slinky_J> ffs
19:04:05 <PirateShip> you should have come on irc slinky_J
19:04:09 <President_Trump> slinky_J how old was sarah?
19:04:11 <PirateShip> bozojim would have welcomed u
19:04:12 <slinky_J> lol
19:04:14 <PirateShip> so would afew others
19:04:15 <steven> most of the cunts who are on it now i got on it
19:04:15 <steven> haaha
19:04:20 <slinky_J> hahaha
19:04:21 <PirateShip> thats true steven
19:04:23 <PirateShip> very true
19:04:29 <PirateShip> alot of my mates back home are that
19:04:34 <PirateShip> when i brought it up they were like fuck off
19:04:36 <PirateShip> not touching it
19:04:40 <PirateShip> now they love it
19:04:53 <President_Trump> steven when is the second interview with that bong head about trump?
19:04:53 <PirateShip> its not that good lol to want to do it everyday
19:04:59 <PirateShip> cones u can smoke everyday
19:04:59 <PirateShip> ice no
19:05:01 <steven> haha
19:05:04 <President_Trump> the one that said 'oh yeh hes a mad man'
19:05:04 <steven> he was over yesterday
19:05:07 <steven> doing my lawns
19:05:11 <PirateShip> where is jen
19:05:11 <PirateShip> we need her
19:05:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> she wit pong now
19:05:38 <steven> that other guy won $90,000
19:05:41 <steven> blew it all on ice
19:05:47 <PirateShip> yep
19:05:51 <slinky_J> steven is domesticated
19:05:54 <slinky_J> he mows lawns
19:05:55 <slinky_J> BOOOOO
19:05:57 <steven> he had an awesome car for 2 months
19:05:57 <slinky_J> BOOOOO
19:06:00 <steven> then sold it for more
19:06:02 <steven> hahaah
19:06:03 <PirateShip> pong
19:06:04 <steven> more meth
19:06:07 <PirateShip> what is jen doing?
19:06:16 <steven> i dont mow my lawn
19:06:22 <steven> i pay some bonghead a few cones
19:06:30 <slinky_J> and blowie
19:06:31 <slinky_J> ;)
19:06:38 <steven> nuh
19:06:52 <slinky_J> in prison it's ok to get a gob offa bloke bro
19:06:53 <steven> his nickname is bear
19:06:53 <slinky_J> ;)
19:07:01 <slinky_J> doz he give bear hugz
19:07:02 <slinky_J> hehe
19:07:10 <steven> aka scarface
19:07:12 <PirateShip> slinky_J who is sarah?
19:07:17 <PirateShip> do you mean druidess?
19:07:23 <steven> looks like a cunt out of a horror movie when he has a shave
19:07:23 <PirateShip> is that why u went to brisbane?
19:07:25 <slinky_J> some chick from brisbane
19:07:27 <PirateShip> because she lives there
19:07:29 <slinky_J> President_Trump cant shut up
19:07:45 <slinky_J> went there for my bday
19:07:58 <PirateShip> why did u go to brisbane though?
19:08:03 <PirateShip> it seems u went for sarah
19:08:16 <slinky_J> bday present from mum
19:08:20 <slinky_J> she paid for it
19:08:24 <steven> he met up with nate and jen for the sex tour
19:08:31 <slinky_J> LOL
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19:08:40 <slinky_J> if jen sucks a mean dick
19:08:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> were is nate
19:08:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong miss nate
19:08:50 <PirateShip> nate is a loser
19:08:53 <PirateShip> and thankfuck he is gone
19:08:56 <PirateShip> 1 more down
19:09:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> wen he come back
19:09:02 <steven> im pretty sure doodles shrivle up when she goes near them
19:09:05 <slinky_J> thats what sezz said
19:09:05 <PirateShip> that gay retard should have left long time ago
19:09:08 <slinky_J> and look at her chan now
19:09:09 <steven> from all the storys i heard
19:09:13 <slinky_J> one down, one down etc
19:09:20 <slinky_J> better to keep nate around
19:09:23 <PirateShip> nope
19:09:24 <PirateShip> better not to
19:09:25 <slinky_J> one more
19:09:26 <President_Trump> nah he didnt go to meet sarah, she just happened to be working at the restaurant he had dinner and he said to her 'hey you have a nice pink coat on'
19:09:28 <slinky_J> y not
19:09:28 <PirateShip> ppl like nate are losers
19:09:32 <PirateShip> because he's a spastic man
19:09:35 <PirateShip> he couldnt even speak properly
19:09:39 <PirateShip> he would just ramble
19:09:40 <slinky_J> i thought he was funny
19:09:42 <PirateShip> even tisk can talk
19:09:48 <PirateShip> yeh well u like gilmore girls
19:09:50 <PirateShip> so say no more
19:09:54 <slinky_J> wooo
19:09:55 <Lumeah> Hi babys
19:09:55 <PirateShip> nate was a fucking pedofile
19:09:57 <PirateShip> and a gay cunt
19:10:04 <PirateShip> guy was like Lumeah very retarded
19:10:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he try and meet pong
19:10:11 <PirateShip> but Lumeah can at least speak more
19:10:17 <Lumeah> Fuck yup
19:10:26 <President_Trump> fizzy and nate should hook up
19:10:28 <PirateShip> fuck yup?
19:10:34 <President_Trump> both have nice big tits
19:10:38 <PirateShip> having trouble typing again frizzy frog?
19:10:45 <Lumeah> Fuck yup means shut yA face
19:10:50 <PirateShip> right
19:10:51 <PirateShip> lollllllllll
19:10:55 <PirateShip> that some gong saying is it?
19:10:58 <President_Trump> Lumeah would u lick nates arsehole?
19:11:14 <Lumeah> No trump
19:11:15 <President_Trump> why not?
19:11:37 <slinky_J> pls try to make my irc experience funnerz
19:11:44 <slinky_J> 1 day i could b ded
19:11:45 <slinky_J> :~
19:11:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong want so call sum1
19:12:05 <President_Trump> did you tell sarah you were a spy? and you could die at any moment
19:12:10 <slinky_J> if i showed up here ded pwesident twump u wood miss mi
19:12:34 <slinky_J> hahaha bitches fall for anythin
19:12:34 <President_Trump> i'd go to your funeral, hook up with your mum
19:12:38 <slinky_J> nice
19:12:42 <slinky_J> she'd need comforting
19:12:44 <slinky_J> <3
19:12:49 <President_Trump> go on a sex tour with her to cuba
19:12:50 <steven> sarah connor?
19:12:52 <slinky_J> you grandmotherfucker lol
19:13:06 <slinky_J> ima start smokin the cuban cigar tonight or tomorrow
19:13:16 <slinky_J> gotta coz i opened the container :/
19:13:20 <steven> upload a video of you doing it
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19:13:26 <slinky_J> oh wouldnt that be choice
19:13:34 <slinky_J> n i could wear my dads hat
19:13:34 <Lumeah> Hi goldilocks
19:13:35 <steven> indeed
19:13:39 <slinky_J> like all cowboy like
19:13:42 <steven> shoutout for hawk
19:13:43 <GoldSpade> hummies
19:13:44 <slinky_J> put on a coat and shit
19:13:44 <steven> hawkz
19:13:47 <GoldSpade> err lummies
19:13:47 <slinky_J> haha ye
19:13:50 <slinky_J> blow circles
19:13:56 <steven> haha
19:14:11 <GoldSpade> good to see you rebanned me lummies cheers :)
19:14:34 <steven> foolish oldman
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19:21:11 <Lumeah> Shakes head
19:21:33 <GoldSpade> heh
19:21:35 <PirateShip> shake ur own head Lumeah
19:22:17 <Lumeah> ..
19:22:20 <Lumeah> .....
19:22:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]>
19:22:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> chookmagnet is jealous of pooland
19:22:31 <Lumeah> Was my own.
19:22:57 <slinky_J> shake ya tits
19:23:08 <slinky_J> tits and nipples
19:23:11 <slinky_J> easy deal breaker
19:24:23 <Lumeah> Lol
19:24:57 <slinky_J> it's true
19:25:17 <slinky_J> most dudes just settle because "hey vagina!"
19:25:53 <Lumeah> Then they divorce
19:26:12 <Lumeah> Cuz they found a better vagina
19:26:16 <slinky_J> haha
19:26:24 <slinky_J> because they rush in to relationships
19:26:28 <slinky_J> thinking it'll last forever
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19:26:50 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blitzkrieg
19:27:08 <Lumeah> True
19:27:21 <slinky_J> yep
19:27:30 <slinky_J> then when shit happens
19:27:32 <slinky_J> they break up
19:27:36 <slinky_J> dude starts whinging
19:27:53 <slinky_J> too many pussy guys these days
19:28:13 <slinky_J> it's like don't get emotional just cause you got your dick in
19:28:42 <President_Trump> slinky_J u should have a few drinks tonight bro
19:28:46 <President_Trump> and tell us some stories
19:28:53 <slinky_J> naw savin em for tomorrow
19:29:01 <President_Trump> whats tomorrow?
19:29:07 <slinky_J> wednesday
19:29:12 <slinky_J> lol
19:29:16 <slinky_J> cbf drinking
19:29:17 <President_Trump> why tomorrow? d$p day?
19:29:28 <slinky_J> lol no
19:29:34 <slinky_J> had a beer earlier b4 tea
19:29:47 <slinky_J> not in the mood to drink bro
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19:45:41 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa amelia amelia
19:45:49 <slinky_J> Trainspotting 2 is coming out
19:45:51 <slinky_J> xD
19:45:55 <slinky_J> Amilia
19:46:21 <amelia> alohas
19:47:41 <Blitzkrieg> HI amelia
19:47:43 <Blitzkrieg> Asl
19:48:24 <slinky_J> It's not just sex it's two people connecting, with four other people and aliens. - Crazy Eyes
19:48:48 <amelia> hai Blitzkrieg send pic
19:48:56 <Blitzkrieg> K
19:48:59 <amelia> BWAHHAA slinky
19:49:17 <slinky_J> ;)
19:49:30 <slinky_J> so first ep of season 2 of narcos later
19:49:47 <amelia> oh you finish season 01
19:49:51 <amelia> nice
19:49:53 <slinky_J> mmhmm
19:49:56 <slinky_J> I am a good student
19:49:58 <slinky_J> lol
19:49:58 <Blitzkrieg> Here amelia
19:50:03 <Blitzkrieg> Just for you bubz
19:50:06 <Blitzkrieg> rES_o3NTn2O65aAVoWXMQkPuaPQ
19:50:10 <Blitzkrieg> Er
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19:50:14 <Blitzkrieg> Fail link
19:50:17 <slinky_J> LOL
19:50:18 <amelia> you has done wells
19:50:19 <slinky_J> bigtime
19:50:28 <amelia> wotdahexagon is that Blitzkrieg
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19:50:36 <Blitzkrieg> https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRqeCLA9PqgLzVlnZRPsROcWiRw27aQmu-rES_o3NTn2O65aAVoWXMQkPuaPQ
19:50:36 <slinky_J> wb
19:50:40 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa steven steven
19:50:45 <Blitzkrieg> Me 5 min ago
19:50:48 <amelia> u r hot
19:50:49 <Blitzkrieg> Wonna root?
19:50:54 <amelia> wanna d8?
19:50:57 <amelia> o
19:51:08 <Blitzkrieg> u can surf my rolls
19:51:10 <amelia> str8 to da business end of thingz i see
19:51:11 <Blitzkrieg> ;D
19:51:20 <amelia> ok i haz surfboard
19:51:27 <Blitzkrieg> Yummy
19:51:29 <Blitzkrieg> Smooth
19:51:51 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScjT8zvT7d0
19:51:55 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hailee Steinfeld, Grey - Starving (Lyric Video) ft. Zedd (Aug 29, 2016) Length: 3:01 - Category: Music - 1,948,476 views views - 60,017 likes (98.7%), 801 dislikes (1.3%)
19:52:45 <President_Trump> slinky_J now that amelia is here tell us more about pink coat
19:53:25 <PirateShip> ahh yes
19:53:28 <PirateShip> its loser time
19:53:30 <PirateShip> right on time
19:53:32 <slinky_J> dont go on about shit that happened 4 weeks ago
19:54:04 <PirateShip> yes pink coat
19:54:07 <PirateShip> is that sarah?
19:54:19 <PirateShip> <@Blitzkrieg> u can surf my rolls < LOLLLLLLLLL despo cunt
19:54:27 <PirateShip> he's pedoing u and u dont even know it
19:54:59 <slinky_J> so flirty
19:55:29 <amelia> He'S PeDoiNG u aND u DoNT eVeN KNoW iT
19:55:48 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
19:55:49 <PirateShip> thats right you dopey skank
19:55:50 <Blitzkrieg> Totally
19:55:55 <PirateShip> just like he pedos everyone
19:55:59 <PirateShip> even chicks he dont even speak to
19:56:01 <PirateShip> from years back on irc
19:56:06 <PirateShip> just like good mate wookie
19:56:09 <Blitzkrieg> Like who
19:56:12 <amelia> THaTS RiGHT You DoPeY SKaNK
19:56:19 <PirateShip> he fucked jen so say no more
19:56:19 <PirateShip> LOL
19:56:30 <PirateShip> even after she had tisk and pollock he wanted more
19:56:41 <slinky_J> lol
19:56:56 Nick: amelia is now known as DoPeY`SKaNK
19:56:58 <Blitzkrieg> Bbs.. don't miss me too much Jezza
19:57:03 <slinky_J> the testies know what they like to unload in
19:57:04 <Blitzkrieg> Mwaaaaa
19:57:10 <PirateShip> lolllllllllllll
19:57:20 <PirateShip> you should get your own material
19:57:24 <PirateShip> instead of using other ppls shit
19:57:29 * Blitzkrieg cuddles Jezza
19:57:31 <PirateShip> think for yourself
19:57:41 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: kbaiiiiii :D
19:57:46 <DoPeY`SKaNK> YouRe a PoeT aND You DoNT eVeN KNoW iT
19:58:02 <slinky_J> he was actually being irc flirty
19:58:02 <DoPeY`SKaNK> He'S PeDoiNG u aND u DoNT eVeN KNoW iT
19:58:05 <PirateShip> amelia where is demat pirate?
19:58:06 <slinky_J> wit u
19:58:13 <PirateShip> thats right you dont
19:58:16 <PirateShip> you are that dumb
19:58:21 <PirateShip> but you love the attention from losers
19:58:25 <PirateShip> fat obese pieces of shit
19:58:27 <PirateShip> failures at life
19:58:31 <PirateShip> you will take them all
19:58:34 <slinky_J> gurlz like attention :P
19:58:36 <PirateShip> hence why u come here
19:58:38 <slinky_J> makes them feel soso cute
19:58:59 <slinky_J> soft skin
19:59:02 <slinky_J> TINY ARM HAIRZ
19:59:06 <DoPeY`SKaNK> i get attention from high rollers such as donal trump
19:59:09 <slinky_J> like wut sif they have arm hairs
19:59:15 <slinky_J> tiny cute ones shine in teh light
19:59:20 <DoPeY`SKaNK> he asked me to sell his primary place of residence
19:59:30 <slinky_J> lol
19:59:41 <DoPeY`SKaNK> I told him i am too busy
19:59:41 <PirateShip> lol donald trump
19:59:43 <PirateShip> in your dreams
19:59:49 <DoPeY`SKaNK> he would need to book me in advance
19:59:51 <PirateShip> you are so full of shit
19:59:52 <slinky_J> kinda idiot covers a building in brass
19:59:54 <President_Trump> amelia's first sale is going to be huge
19:59:55 <slinky_J> brass of all things
19:59:55 <PirateShip> but the losers on here believe it
20:00:01 <PirateShip> because they are despos
20:00:03 <PirateShip> and know nothing
20:00:10 <PirateShip> if u told them u were a doctor they would believe u
20:00:23 <DoPeY`SKaNK> uhm he flew over to Perth to request me ok
20:00:24 <President_Trump> margaret lomas
20:00:31 <DoPeY`SKaNK> capiche?
20:01:07 <steven> looooooooool
20:01:24 <steven> where is breaker ?
20:01:39 <PirateShip> zlined
20:01:47 <PirateShip> but would no doubt still be lurking
20:01:50 <steven> doubt it
20:01:53 <PirateShip> below the fat fuck was on
20:01:57 <PirateShip> pedoing amelia as usual
20:02:02 <DoPeY`SKaNK> PirateShip why did you murder Serenity?
20:02:04 <steven> this channel only has 5 people
20:02:05 <PirateShip> prob wanking his 2 inch cock under the table
20:02:07 <steven> the rest is pollock
20:02:09 <PirateShip> murder serenity?
20:02:17 <PirateShip> i would if i knew where she lives
20:02:20 <DoPeY`SKaNK> yes what did you do with her body
20:02:32 <President_Trump> it's in the swan river
20:02:38 <steven> loooooool
20:02:45 <DoPeY`SKaNK> why did you commit such a crime?
20:02:49 <PirateShip> indeed
20:02:52 <PirateShip> swan river
20:02:54 <PirateShip> with warren
20:02:57 <steven> haha
20:02:58 <PirateShip> the box factory boy
20:02:59 <President_Trump> she rejected his pedoing so he murdered her
20:03:01 <slinky_J> if you were going to murder someone
20:03:03 <PirateShip> indeed
20:03:04 <DoPeY`SKaNK> who is next on the Jerome Hitlist
20:03:07 <slinky_J> wouldnt u murder someone worth murdering
20:03:08 <PirateShip> you are on it
20:03:15 <slinky_J> how embarassed would you be in prison
20:03:15 <DoPeY`SKaNK> am i next though
20:03:18 <PirateShip> when i find u
20:03:21 <PirateShip> ill come for u
20:03:22 <slinky_J> tellin other inmates u murdered sezz
20:03:29 <PirateShip> the only person i know where they live on here is tisk
20:03:32 <PirateShip> and i dont care for tisk
20:03:34 <PirateShip> ohh and below
20:03:40 <PirateShip> i know where to find that pedo faggot
20:03:47 <slinky_J> kill them to prove your loyalty to the family
20:04:01 <President_Trump> and jen
20:04:02 <slinky_J> or it's *slice throat motion* for you hombre
20:04:11 <slinky_J> you insult Don Amilia.
20:04:21 <PirateShip> lol
20:04:22 <slinky_J> Aye Carumba!
20:04:23 <PirateShip> amelia is a loser
20:04:56 <PirateShip> serenity hasnt gone anywhere
20:05:00 <PirateShip> she is playing out her "i have a life"
20:05:03 <DoPeY`SKaNK> 37 Banksia Street, Joondanna
20:05:12 <PirateShip> thats not ur address amelia
20:05:19 <PirateShip> u wont even show a pic of yourself exposed
20:05:27 <slinky_J> Joondanna
20:05:35 <slinky_J> too many abo named streets
20:05:36 <PirateShip> but i have to say that the other day u made abit of a slip up
20:05:40 <PirateShip> so it wont be long before ur found out
20:05:48 <slinky_J> this isnt Abostralia
20:05:53 <DoPeY`SKaNK> oh noez i slipped up
20:05:54 <slinky_J> how ab-original of me
20:05:59 <PirateShip> there are many ppl here who will be greatful of your comedown
20:06:08 <slinky_J> not mi
20:06:19 <DoPeY`SKaNK> explain my slip up
20:06:23 <slinky_J> I like DoPeY`SKaNK
20:06:23 <PirateShip> of course not you slinky_J
20:06:26 <PirateShip> you are despo for her
20:06:29 <DoPeY`SKaNK> how could i be so dumb
20:06:29 <slinky_J> woo wooo wooooo
20:06:42 <slinky_J> Major despo
20:06:43 <PirateShip> the thing is amelia thinks u are a nutjob loser
20:06:56 <slinky_J> Generally majorly deperate
20:07:00 <slinky_J> ly
20:07:18 <DoPeY`SKaNK> Major Payne
20:07:48 <slinky_J> wooo i hope Sam Dastyari fks off outta government
20:07:59 <PirateShip> so do i
20:08:02 <PirateShip> muslim piece of shit
20:08:03 <slinky_J> so u think ima nutjob PirateShip!
20:08:09 <slinky_J> HE HAS A BALLOON HED
20:08:10 <DoPeY`SKaNK> `ban PirateShip
20:08:10 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*[email protected].*
20:08:10 Kick: PirateShip was kicked by ChanOP ((DoPeY`SKaNK) You are banned)
20:08:15 <slinky_J> U R BANNED
20:08:18 <slinky_J> U R BANNED
20:08:29 <DoPeY`SKaNK> u r banned take dat n rewind it back
20:08:33 <slinky_J> hahaha
20:08:36 <President_Trump> <@PirateShip> muslim piece of shit
20:08:38 <President_Trump> 0wn3d
20:09:53 <slinky_J> who
20:10:06 <slinky_J> Sam Daystari he was talkin about
20:10:54 <steven> everyone needs to listen to this song and chill the fuck out
20:10:54 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knfrxj0T5NY
20:10:56 <steven> mwhaaha
20:10:59 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Axel Thesleff - Bad Karma (May 13, 2014) Length: 6:56 - Category: Music - 67,697,945 views views - 439,142 likes (97.2%), 12,646 dislikes (2.8%)
20:11:54 <DoPeY`SKaNK> i has headache
20:12:03 <slinky_J> was expectin bibir again
20:12:24 <steven> BIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
20:14:01 <slinky_J> lol
20:18:14 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntLop32pYd0
20:18:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Diplo - Revolution (SEAN&BOBO REMIX) (Nov 6, 2014) Length: 4:21 - Category: Music - 91,793,199 views views - likes (97.7%), 14,926 dislikes (2.3%)
20:20:32 <steven> listen to them songs slinky
20:20:37 <steven> tell me if they have aids please
20:24:11 <President_Trump> slinky_J did u have a shower with sarah afterwards?
20:24:32 <Lumeah> Who's that fucking retard
20:24:47 <slinky_J> the fuck is with the "beat dropped harder than" shit
20:25:54 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntLop32pYd0
20:25:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Diplo - Revolution (SEAN&BOBO REMIX) (Nov 6, 2014) Length: 4:21 - Category: Music - 91,800,419 views views - likes (97.7%), 14,926 dislikes (2.3%)
20:26:32 <slinky_J> ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
20:26:32 <slinky_J> ░░░░░ ░░░░▀█▄▀▄▀██████░▀█▄▀▄▀████▀
20:26:32 <slinky_J> ░░░░ ░░░░░░░▀█▄█▄███▀░░░▀██▄█▄█▀
20:27:07 <Lumeah> Special
20:28:39 <DoPeY`SKaNK> (PirateShip) sometime u will see me pop up when u least expect and then u will get what you deserve
20:28:49 <DoPeY`SKaNK> he def killed Serenity
20:30:37 <slinky_J> LIKE penis
20:31:00 Mode: (by DoPeY`SKaNK) +h SocialMediaLikesMatters
20:31:13 <DoPeY`SKaNK> oops i didn't mean to do that
20:31:17 <DoPeY`SKaNK> i swiped on my phone
20:31:19 <Lumeah> I like song
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20:31:42 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Sharni
20:32:07 <President_Trump> fizzy frog
20:32:49 <Lumeah> Hi trumpet
20:36:15 <slinky_J> so hows donald trump goin
20:36:24 <slinky_J> you should watch funny or die donald trump movie
20:36:28 <slinky_J> its good
20:36:31 <slinky_J> wit johnny depp
20:36:52 <President_Trump> only a loser would watch that shit
20:36:54 <President_Trump> slinky_J = loser
20:37:14 <GoldSpade> hes alright
20:37:31 <GoldSpade> donald duck
20:38:16 <slinky_J> haha
20:38:18 <slinky_J> have a cry
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20:38:40 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blitzkrieg
20:38:50 <Blitzkrieg> Where's my mate Jezza?
20:38:59 <slinky_J> D E D ded
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20:48:09 <Ripstaa> o/
20:48:14 <Ripstaa> Howdy.
20:51:20 <slinky_J> thought bout u yesterday
20:51:23 <slinky_J> ahaaaaaa
20:54:20 <Ripstaa> Me? :o
20:55:05 <slinky_J> ye boi
20:55:14 <slinky_J> i thought, wonder what ripsta doin
20:55:30 <Ripstaa> Yeah I haven't been on IRC for like a year.
20:55:46 <slinky_J> :P
20:56:21 <Ripstaa> There's alot less channels active on Austnet now.
20:56:36 <slinky_J> people are finally dying man
20:56:38 <slinky_J> hah
20:56:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> #pooland is backkk
20:56:44 <slinky_J> melbourne is dead
20:56:44 <Sharni> Harsh
20:56:54 <slinky_J> what's harsh?
20:57:07 <Ripstaa> Looks like #sydney is on top and will never die.
20:57:13 <slinky_J> lol
20:57:55 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 1 day pooland will rise
20:58:02 <President_Trump> http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/09/06/shock-cnn-poll-shows-trump-now-leading-hillary-clinton/
20:58:09 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllll IT'S OVER FOLKS
20:58:20 <Sharni> So is the world
20:58:46 <Ripstaa> I just hope Trump don't start crap with China.
20:58:59 <Ripstaa> Probably be the start of WW3.
20:59:05 <Sharni> Agreed.
20:59:05 <Ripstaa> CHYNAAAAAAAAA.
20:59:06 <Blitzkrieg> Trump is weak
20:59:21 <Sharni> I'm sure he will be assassinated soon
20:59:23 <Blitzkrieg> He has already backed down with the Mexicans
20:59:35 <slinky_J> polls dont mean shit
20:59:42 <Sharni> And than isis will take credit
20:59:44 <Blitzkrieg> weak
21:00:29 <Blitzkrieg> He's basically a yank version of Abbott
21:00:42 <slinky_J> nuh
21:00:43 <Sharni> lol
21:00:47 <slinky_J> nothing like Abbott
21:00:51 Nick: DoPeY`SKaNK is now known as amelia
21:00:54 <Sharni> Politics are all the same
21:01:01 <Sharni> Lol dopey skank
21:01:02 <amelia> my head
21:01:05 <amelia> someone fix it
21:01:20 <Sharni> I'll give you a head message babez
21:01:28 <Blitzkrieg> Did you van JezZA?
21:01:30 <amelia> pls :(
21:01:33 <Blitzkrieg> Ban too
21:01:35 <amelia> ye i think so
21:01:41 <amelia> lemme check
21:01:43 <slinky_J> nobody can spell tonight
21:01:50 <slinky_J> and i am playhing like shit on bloodborne
21:01:54 <slinky_J> see i cant spell either
21:01:56 <slinky_J> :/
21:01:57 <amelia> o ye i did
21:01:57 <Sharni> Lol
21:03:11 <Blitzkrieg> R.I.P JeZZa
21:03:17 <Blitzkrieg> x0x
21:03:30 <slinky_J> new xXx movie
21:03:39 <slinky_J> the return of xander watev his name is
21:04:30 <slinky_J> Don Amilia, what narcos ep r u up to?
21:05:42 <Ripstaa> On Netflix? I seen it.
21:05:55 <Ripstaa> Pretty good.
21:07:15 <amelia> ep 4 on season 2 i fink
21:10:22 <slinky_J> 4 2 0
21:11:32 <President_Trump> SUITS
21:11:43 <slinky_J> it's sad how murphy is in so deep it's taken over his wife
21:11:50 <slinky_J> he don't even tickle his girls pussy no mo
21:11:52 <slinky_J> :~
21:13:07 <amelia> i hate the dude that fucks the whores
21:13:14 <slinky_J> Pena
21:13:26 <amelia> he's a loose cannon
21:13:30 <slinky_J> penne penis
21:13:33 <amelia> control freak
21:13:50 <amelia> do not like @ him
21:14:43 <Blitzkrieg> What's wrong with whores?
21:14:52 <Blitzkrieg> They gotta make a living too..
21:14:54 <slinky_J> the whore part
21:16:06 <President_Trump> slinky_J fucked whores with simba
21:16:23 <President_Trump> amelia does not like him either
21:16:26 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllll
21:16:33 <President_Trump> slinky that is
21:16:33 <slinky_J> i never fucked one
21:16:37 <slinky_J> with him
21:16:42 <President_Trump> thats not what u said before
21:16:49 <amelia> i don't not like Pena cos he fucked whores
21:16:49 <slinky_J> before when?
21:16:54 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> my ding aling
21:17:01 <President_Trump> amelia doesnt like pena or josha
21:17:14 <amelia> I dun like him cos hes trigger happy
21:17:18 <amelia> AHAAHHA josha
21:17:24 <slinky_J> he didnt get that point obvs
21:17:28 <slinky_J> joshe
21:17:35 <President_Trump> slinky_J is trigger happy too - arrives in town hooks up with the first waitress he sees
21:17:43 <slinky_J> so
21:17:45 <amelia> dick happy
21:17:49 <slinky_J> lol
21:17:59 <President_Trump> a night of passion pink coat will never forget
21:18:16 <slinky_J> you b surprised how far 'it's my birthday' gets you
21:18:29 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:18:34 <President_Trump> how far did it get u bro?
21:18:43 <slinky_J> in to paradise
21:18:48 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:18:48 <slinky_J> drunk paradise
21:18:51 <slinky_J> haha
21:19:01 <President_Trump> it's time to come clean about sarah
21:19:06 <President_Trump> we all already know she doesnt exist
21:19:16 <President_Trump> u are in a safe space bro
21:19:24 <slinky_J> comes to you nobody exists
21:19:39 <slinky_J> keep ur self hate to u
21:20:35 <amelia> ok so all those times i fucked boys cos they told me it was their birfday... they were lying to get in my pants?
21:20:58 <slinky_J> nah it was my birthday
21:21:03 <slinky_J> 4 reelz
21:21:14 <slinky_J> im just not a chump irl like President_Trump thinks
21:21:20 Quit: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) Quit:
21:21:21 <amelia> I thought you meant you use it as a pickup line
21:21:30 <amelia> was gonna say wot girls falls for that shit
21:21:31 <slinky_J> haha
21:21:40 <amelia> ohhh happy bday lets haf sec
21:21:44 <amelia> SEC
21:21:57 <slinky_J> lol
21:22:01 <slinky_J> :P
21:23:04 <slinky_J> lol@murdering soccer player for accidently scoring a goal against his own country
21:23:09 <slinky_J> go Columbia!
21:23:21 <President_Trump> when?
21:23:30 <President_Trump> like 20 years ago?
21:23:35 <slinky_J> ye
21:23:41 <slinky_J> was on narcos just then
21:26:01 <amelia> I wondered how legit that was
21:26:27 <amelia> or if it was jus dramatized for the show
21:27:11 <amelia> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9s_Escobar
21:27:27 <President_Trump> thats him
21:27:35 <President_Trump> its his bday
21:27:40 <Blitzkrieg> Apparently Saddam Hussein used to make loser teams of his practice with a concrete soccer ball
21:27:46 <slinky_J> Maritza is HOOTTTTT
21:27:58 <Blitzkrieg> So killin for an own goal is possible
21:28:06 <slinky_J> lol Blitzkrieg
21:29:10 <slinky_J> funny how they had the world cup there with that situation happening all around them
21:29:22 <slinky_J> like Germany hosting the olympics under Hitler
21:29:33 <slinky_J> first olympics to be filmed
21:29:40 <slinky_J> and they invented the torch relay
21:29:44 <slinky_J> <3 u hitlah
21:29:57 <slinky_J> ahem amelia uno what to say
21:31:01 <amelia> LiL`HiTLaH
21:31:13 <slinky_J> LMAO!!!
21:31:24 <slinky_J> amen
21:34:58 <President_Trump> hitler will be president soon
21:34:59 <President_Trump> enjoy
21:36:58 <slinky_J> amelia if Martiza is killed by ep 4 u gotta tell me :(
21:37:01 <slinky_J> she so purdy
21:37:32 <slinky_J> she sits in the back of the taxi while pablo is in the trunk
21:38:21 <Ripstaa> o/
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21:38:40 <amelia> uh ohhhh
21:38:43 <amelia> i not sayin nuffin
21:39:42 <President_Trump> what show are you pedoing about?
21:39:53 <amelia> Narcos
21:40:08 <amelia> based on Pablo Escobar
21:40:22 <amelia> better than SUITS
21:40:42 <President_Trump> lol
21:40:46 <President_Trump> havent watched one minute of SUITS
21:40:51 <President_Trump> only a loser would watch that
21:40:56 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:40:59 <amelia> do not lie @ me
21:41:33 <amelia> you haf watched all 5x seasons whilst you pigged down on coke zero & pineapple lumps
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21:41:59 <slinky_J> lmao
21:42:09 <President_Trump> that is total bullshit dopey skank
21:42:47 <amelia> it is total accuracy
21:43:02 <amelia> capiche?
21:43:52 <slinky_J> time 4 a b33r
21:46:29 <slinky_J> i closed my eyes tight then
21:46:31 <slinky_J> when he shot Jaime
21:46:38 * slinky_J is a s0fty
21:46:54 <President_Trump> s0fty cock
21:46:59 <President_Trump> sarah told me
21:47:46 <amelia> dun spoil it for people's!!
21:48:18 <President_Trump> slinky_J did u give sarah a tip when u paid your bill?
21:48:22 <slinky_J> HEH TENADO QUE MATAR EH MUCHO HENTE!
21:48:28 <slinky_J> hehe
21:48:34 <slinky_J> i can yell spanish 2
21:49:01 <slinky_J> Don Amilia, qu33n of Pizza
21:50:01 <amelia> mmm pizza
21:52:17 <President_Trump> slinky_J did u say to sarah 'so what time does your shift finish?'
21:52:21 <slinky_J> apparently On The Run gonna be built nextdoor
21:52:28 <slinky_J> hope it has Wendys like down the road does
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21:56:42 <President_Trump> slinky_J did u say to sarah 'so what time does your shift finish?'
21:57:12 <President_Trump> 'come back to my hotel and i will read a poem to you'
22:11:19 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMs0GnYze34
22:11:22 <steven> for you slinky
22:11:24 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Snake ft. Justin Bieber - Let Me Love You [Lyric Video] (Aug 5, 2016) Length: 3:26 - Category: Entertainment - 66,135,846 views views - 559,785 likes (98.4%), 9,385 dislikes (1.6%)
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22:18:21 <steven> g'day cob
22:18:28 <GoldSpade> ayyy
22:18:30 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AtDnEC4zak
22:18:34 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Charlie Puth - We Don't Talk Anymore (feat. Selena Gomez) [Official Video] (Aug 2, 2016) Length: 3:51 - Category: Music - 117,792,586 views views - 1,251,100 likes (97.1%), 37,551 dislikes (2.9%)
22:18:38 <steven> you like that song GoldSpade?
22:18:47 <GoldSpade> I like many songs
22:19:01 <steven> i bet you sing it on the way home from work in the kia
22:19:45 <GoldSpade> sometimes I listen to the kiddy stations ...but only for the bass
22:20:00 <steven> megan trainer - its all about the bass
22:20:07 <GoldSpade> yeah thats ok
22:20:13 <steven> haaha
22:20:23 <amelia> steven hawthorn - ghey
22:20:31 <steven> thats it
22:20:34 <GoldSpade> hey its ame!
22:20:38 <amelia> how u like dem aplz
22:20:42 <steven> haha
22:20:47 <amelia> aloha GoldSpade
22:20:51 <GoldSpade> ayyyy ame
22:20:54 <GoldSpade> :)_
22:22:00 <steven> what is your favourite song on the kiddy station right now
22:22:25 <GoldSpade> I dont know I dont have the stereo on
22:22:43 <GoldSpade> I can turn it up to 60
22:22:53 <GoldSpade> without distortion
22:22:57 <steven> do you wear earmuffs
22:23:01 <GoldSpade> nah boring
22:23:12 <steven> my stereo would rattle your brain
22:23:16 <GoldSpade> but I may have damaged my hearing a bit
22:23:26 <steven> do you have hair on your head?
22:23:32 <steven> if you sit in my car
22:23:32 <amelia> 60!!!!
22:23:41 <steven> the hair on your head will start moving
22:23:54 <Blitzkrieg> Needs more bass
22:24:04 <GoldSpade> yeah I had it tuned
22:24:36 <Blitzkrieg> It's no good unless you've rattled a minimum of 2 boot lids off
22:24:41 <steven> haha
22:24:54 <GoldSpade> if I turn it up around 55....it becomes too uncomofortable
22:24:54 <steven> when i sold weed fulltime
22:24:58 <steven> looooooool
22:25:03 <steven> i had the wicked system
22:25:07 <steven> i would get to the corner
22:25:10 <steven> turn it up
22:25:17 <steven> boom the boot would blow open everytime
22:25:24 <GoldSpade> yeah you dont want to play it around your house
22:25:27 <Blitzkrieg> Nice
22:25:28 <steven> the kid on the corner would run up and shut my boot
22:25:35 <steven> he new the drill
22:25:39 <steven> he ended up buying it
22:25:49 <steven> he was like 14
22:26:14 <steven> i'll show you a picture of my last stereo
22:26:21 <GoldSpade> ok
22:26:57 <steven> 2 seconds
22:27:01 <steven> its on my facebook
22:27:03 <GoldSpade> take your time
22:27:23 <slinky_J> steven i'd like to report u to u for trollin mi wif bibir song
22:27:24 <slinky_J> :~
22:27:50 <slinky_J> wot moofie 2 watch
22:28:04 <steven> kkekeekek~
22:28:07 <steven> http://prntscr.com/cesath
22:28:12 <steven> that was the car it was in
22:28:35 <GoldSpade> heh wheres the stereo
22:28:52 <steven> hang on cunt
22:28:56 <GoldSpade> ayyy!
22:28:57 <steven> http://prntscr.com/cesb5x
22:29:01 <steven> thats the back shelf
22:29:10 <steven> alpine amp
22:29:22 <GoldSpade> is that an old school amp
22:29:36 <steven> this is my old stereo
22:29:46 <steven> that was a 5 channel
22:29:50 <GoldSpade> nice
22:30:02 <steven> ill show you the boot
22:30:10 <steven> its not fancy
22:30:14 <steven> its just raw power
22:30:15 <steven> ahaha
22:30:23 <GoldSpade> I used to have an alpine 2 channel amp...it came with a birth certificate of 110 watts!
22:30:42 <GoldSpade> it was only rated at 50 w x 2
22:30:52 <steven> http://prntscr.com/cesbye
22:30:56 <steven> that was the boot
22:31:16 <GoldSpade> what sub is it
22:31:21 <steven> kicker
22:31:26 <GoldSpade> ahh yea
22:31:29 <steven> square
22:31:35 <steven> fucking pumped man
22:31:41 <steven> rattled skulls
22:31:44 <GoldSpade> hehe
22:31:57 <steven> i remember going past a group of girls and had it on mute
22:32:01 <steven> when i came up to them
22:32:04 <steven> boom full bal
22:32:07 <steven> they all screamed
22:32:24 <GoldSpade> I cant wait to do that in summer at the traffic lights....put on bass track
22:32:25 <GoldSpade> heh
22:32:48 <steven> when i was younger go into the car park and set off car alarms with my stereo
22:32:51 <Sharni> Lol
22:33:02 <steven> i could do it now
22:33:11 <slinky_J> amelia https://youtu.be/K9zy27apgI8
22:33:11 <steven> my new stereo is insane
22:33:13 <slinky_J> hehehehe
22:33:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Keanu - Official Trailer [HD] (Feb 7, 2016) Length: 2:31 - Category: Entertainment - 2,267,388 views views - likes (96%), 324 dislikes (4%)
22:33:19 <Sharni> Doof doof
22:33:33 <GoldSpade> hehe
22:33:40 <steven> this was the roof
22:33:47 <steven> http://prntscr.com/cesd6k
22:33:51 <Sharni> I had a subwoofer brahh
22:34:00 <Sharni> Took it out because it was pissing me off
22:34:08 <Sharni> Too much doof doof
22:34:21 <GoldSpade> well you could just turn it back
22:35:33 <steven> http://prntscr.com/cese0c
22:35:37 <steven> that was the head unit
22:35:38 <GoldSpade> I made the mistake of turning the gain on my subwoofer up too high the first time and blew up my subs
22:35:47 <steven> think it was pioneer 6 stacker
22:35:51 <steven> touchscreen
22:35:57 <steven> ofcourse
22:36:05 <Sharni> I had a double din
22:36:12 <President_Trump> Sharni wheres nate
22:36:15 <Sharni> Till I punched it
22:36:18 <President_Trump> Sharni wheres chucky
22:36:19 <slinky_J> 4 steven https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/s960x960/14206156_1154742814612467_1964324672553204685_o.jpg
22:36:29 <Sharni> Up your ass where you left him
22:36:38 <Sharni> She not hot
22:37:01 <slinky_J> didnt say she was hot
22:37:01 <Sharni> Dem brows dough
22:37:07 <slinky_J> what dont u like about her?
22:37:15 <Sharni> Her eye brows
22:37:19 <Sharni> And her outfit
22:37:19 <GoldSpade> heh
22:37:26 <slinky_J> and take this in to consideration
22:37:28 <Sharni> Medieval kind of shit
22:37:33 <GoldSpade> nice legs
22:37:35 <steven> haha
22:37:42 <steven> you would wake up and she would of killed herself
22:37:44 <slinky_J> women are terrible at picking out what's hot to men
22:37:47 <slinky_J> lol steven
22:37:49 <slinky_J> probber
22:37:51 <Sharni> Yeah I know right
22:38:00 <slinky_J> with a shard of plastic from a manson cd
22:38:03 <slinky_J> hehaw
22:38:24 <Sharni> lol
22:40:04 <President_Trump> Sharni what did u eat today pedo
22:40:20 <Sharni> McDonald's
22:40:30 <President_Trump> what did u order
22:40:32 <Sharni> Large triple cheese burger meal extra cheese
22:40:40 <Sharni> And Diet Coke so I don't get fat
22:40:44 <President_Trump> any ice?
22:40:56 <Sharni> Large chocolate sundae extra chocolate and Oreos
22:41:05 <slinky_J> mcdonald's the movie coming out soon
22:41:06 <slinky_J> ;)
22:41:09 <Sharni> No silly that's too healthy for me
22:41:23 <steven> haaha
22:41:37 <Sharni> President_Trump stop fucking asking me what I eat
22:41:41 <Sharni> Fucking creep
22:41:57 <steven> he is an old man
22:41:59 <Sharni> Soon as I join the chat you op me.. Do you have a thing for me? Does my life concern you ?
22:42:02 <steven> he has nothing better to do
22:42:02 <President_Trump> whys that creepy?
22:42:25 <Sharni> Cause you only ask me
22:42:30 Quit: GoldSpade ([email protected]) Quit: If you can't handle the truth, don't look the mirror.
22:42:38 <President_Trump> i can ask you about pink coat if u like
22:42:59 <Sharni> President_Trump if you can handle the truth, don't look in the mirror. Okay creep!
22:43:02 <President_Trump> Sharni what will you eat tomorrow?
22:43:21 <Sharni> Nonya
22:43:35 <President_Trump> mcdonalds?
22:44:12 <slinky_J> lol
22:44:33 <Sharni> 24 nuggets for $20
22:44:38 <Sharni> $10
22:44:47 <President_Trump> what else
22:44:49 <President_Trump> that's not enough
22:45:01 <Sharni> Not enough ?
22:45:09 <President_Trump> u can do more than tat
22:45:14 <Sharni> I only have $10
22:45:17 <President_Trump> what about box dinner thing
22:45:23 <amelia> 24 nuggets for $20?
22:45:25 <Sharni> Nah that's on pay day
22:45:28 <Sharni> $10
22:45:29 <amelia> that's a freakin rip off
22:45:35 <Sharni> My fat finger slipped
22:45:36 <amelia> ohhhh
22:45:44 <Sharni> Yas
22:45:49 <President_Trump> is jerome coming over for dinner again?
22:46:13 <Sharni> Never
22:46:20 <Sharni> Only Nate is allowed
22:46:37 <President_Trump> nate is coming over for a sharni box meal
22:47:02 <Sharni> Fish taco
22:47:49 <Sharni> Delicious
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22:49:35 <slinky_J> President_Trump, if you won a ten million dollar lottery, what would be the first thing you would do?
22:50:42 <President_Trump> invest it with my other 30 million
22:50:44 <President_Trump> what would u do?
22:51:37 <President_Trump> once u get your first 10 million money becomes meaningless
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22:55:21 <Supreme_Lord> hello
22:55:59 <slinky_J> I would seek advice
22:57:01 <President_Trump> advice from who?
22:57:07 <President_Trump> sarah?
22:57:20 <slinky_J> doesn't matter
22:57:27 <slinky_J> question helps to assess your character
22:58:09 <President_Trump> why would u get advice from sarah?
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23:02:31 <President_Trump> slinky_J I AM YOUR VOICE
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23:12:12 <slinky_J> Don Amilia!
23:12:17 <slinky_J> I WILL AVENGE YEW!
23:12:39 <President_Trump> I AM YOUR VOICE
23:13:09 <slinky_J> u r the love of my life
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