// #nerdhacks — 2016-09-02
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00:00:12 <peacemaker> lololllllllllllll
00:00:13 <Victor> I had 14, 15 and 16 come up at once
00:01:09 <peacemaker> ;o
00:01:13 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLL @ Victor
00:01:30 <peacemaker> where is stephen porkz 2 nite???????????
00:01:30 <amelia> oh i watched the last 3 that came out so maybe i jus 1 behind
00:01:36 <amelia> i will get onto it tomorrow
00:01:52 <amelia> i was annoyed i thought its gettin more faker
00:02:20 <peacemaker> fake boobz
00:02:47 <Blitzkrieg> Catfish is still on?
00:03:04 <amelia> hek yes
00:03:19 <peacemaker> ?¿
00:04:22 <peacemaker> wanna copy me and do exactly what i did? get "iunno" and fucked up worse than my life is?¿
00:04:48 <peacemaker> my brains that way -> but im still tryin figure out whiich spice gurl i wanna impregnate
00:04:57 <Victor> amelia its getting way fake
00:05:03 <Victor> the katy perry bloke
00:05:17 <Victor> and they can 'just drop everything and go to England'
00:05:24 <Victor> To meet a chick with an american accent
00:05:31 <Victor> who is a lesbian
00:05:36 <Victor> with bad fashion sense
00:06:03 <peacemaker> jasmin and caitlyn are off guts
00:06:15 <peacemaker> big mouths
00:06:58 <peacemaker> tried getting gear for me i ended up gettin it for them aaaaaaahahahahahh
00:07:37 <peacemaker> who saw popo raid on tv earlier on channel one or somethin
00:07:42 <amelia> AHAAHAHAHA yeah and still contacting her afterwards
00:08:52 <amelia> is #17 a good one
00:09:00 <amelia> should i prepare myself
00:09:00 <peacemaker> jasmin the rapper
00:09:05 <peacemaker> lmaooo
00:09:49 * peacemaker slaps amelia with Ozzy Osbourne
00:11:04 <Victor> amelia its always good, but it just isnt the same since, well.. Fake
00:11:08 <Victor> I mean it could be real
00:11:51 Quit: steven ([email protected]) EOF from client
00:12:50 * peacemaker smacks Victor upside the head with a frying pan
00:13:14 <Victor> Blitzkrieg, breaker has been at it again
00:13:21 <Blitzkrieg> Mmmm?
00:13:28 <Victor> idle threats in pm
00:13:38 <Victor> Victor = loopydog etc
00:13:42 <Blitzkrieg> He is taking you to court?
00:13:46 <Victor> yes
00:13:48 * peacemaker persuades breaker to eat the cyanide sandwich
00:13:52 <Victor> along with everyone else from the channel
00:13:54 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
00:14:01 <Victor> Seems like we are all gonna meet at once
00:14:18 <Blitzkrieg> IRC meetup at Broady court
00:14:20 <peacemaker> ?¿
00:14:23 <Blitzkrieg> Be there.
00:14:23 <Victor> We will have to get the #nerdhacks van services and ready
00:14:29 <Victor> LOOOLLL
00:14:30 <Victor> yes
00:14:42 <Victor> serviced*
00:15:09 <Blitzkrieg> "All parties in Nerdhacks vs Mr Pullcock, proceed to court 4"
00:15:35 <peacemaker> clowntown was amusing
00:15:38 <Victor> I wonder if Dianne Daniels will be there
00:15:44 <Blitzkrieg> Oh wait. That's the rapist courtroom.
00:15:45 <peacemaker> i dont know how long i was there for
00:15:51 <peacemaker> since this morning i think
00:15:57 <peacemaker> :[
00:16:16 <Victor> Does Broad Meadows have a court ?
00:16:48 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
00:16:51 <Victor> rofl
00:16:55 <Blitzkrieg> Next to the cop shop
00:16:55 <Victor> do you know what kind?
00:17:01 <Blitzkrieg> Magistrates
00:17:07 <Victor> Broady would need one actually
00:17:09 <Victor> ahhh
00:17:30 <Blitzkrieg> Yup. Probably a tunnel between the cop shop and the court
00:17:35 <peacemaker> i got vaughn to blow a pipe out of a test tube and put 2 holes at the top of the stem
00:17:35 <Blitzkrieg> Easy transport
00:17:37 <peacemaker> literally play the flute
00:17:38 <Victor> defs
00:18:06 <peacemaker> recorder
00:18:09 <Victor> Dromana has a magistrates court, its amazing, its this bayside town that looks like home and away and it had a court
00:18:10 <peacemaker> calrinet
00:18:12 <Victor> I went there once
00:18:20 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
00:18:27 <Blitzkrieg> Is it a house converted?
00:18:33 <Victor> ummmm
00:18:43 <Victor> remember those portables at school?
00:18:47 <Victor> Its one of those lol
00:18:55 <Victor> or two joined together rather
00:18:59 <Blitzkrieg> "All parties in the nerdhacks case to the kitchen"
00:19:04 <Blitzkrieg> LOL wow
00:19:07 <Victor> LOOOLLLLLL
00:19:10 <peacemaker> ive been funnies faces than jim carrey on crack
00:19:16 <peacemaker> makin
00:19:27 <peacemaker> funnier
00:19:46 <Blitzkrieg> Fuck up you seroquel junkie
00:19:54 <Victor> peacemaker isnt piss
00:20:03 <Blitzkrieg> PiSs is on weed
00:20:06 <Victor> its his doppleganger if thats how its spelt
00:20:08 <peacemaker> dont critisize it, legalise it
00:20:09 <Victor> no
00:20:14 <peacemaker> dont hate, appreciate
00:20:16 <Victor> just a random who likes to impersonate him
00:20:20 <Blitzkrieg> Ah ok
00:20:30 <Blitzkrieg> I thought it mightve been kunny
00:20:36 <Victor> nah
00:20:41 <Blitzkrieg> Hence seroquel ref
00:20:45 <Victor> looollll
00:21:15 <Victor> I havnt seen kunny on psn as of late, he must have done the ole hock
00:21:27 <Blitzkrieg> He's been rambling on here
00:21:47 <Blitzkrieg> Nurse probably took it off him
00:21:53 <Victor> lol
00:21:57 <Victor> got too angry with it
00:22:09 <Blitzkrieg> Punched a hole in the wall
00:22:24 <Blitzkrieg> "There goes your next 3 weeks allowance"
00:22:30 <Victor> lol
00:22:31 <Blitzkrieg> So he hocked it
00:22:49 * peacemaker beautifies Blitzkrieg with some knuckle duster imprints
00:23:04 <Victor> I actually envy his position sometimes, the blokes on dsp and can work anytime he wants for cash in hand
00:23:05 <Victor> $$$
00:23:27 <peacemaker> keke
00:23:39 <peacemaker> i slayed some zombels on DL a while ago
00:23:43 <peacemaker> that was a blast
00:24:05 <Victor> it is kunny
00:24:08 <Victor> LOOOOOOLLLLL
00:24:17 <Victor> Where is your ps4?
00:24:27 <peacemaker> 3 x king upgrade on this scythe
00:24:28 <peacemaker> keke
00:24:47 <Victor> 3 times king, someone dropped that for me once
00:24:47 <peacemaker> its under the tv in the lounge room. u gona rob me ?
00:24:53 <Victor> I'm like ;thanks'
00:24:57 <peacemaker> i got 60 of em m8
00:25:01 <peacemaker> ^^
00:25:09 <Victor> yes
00:25:13 <Victor> im coming to rob you
00:25:22 <Blitzkrieg> Knew it
00:25:33 <peacemaker> the dog does not take litely to strangers
00:26:24 Quit: NeXus ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
00:27:10 <Victor> peacemaker give us a rap
00:29:32 <Victor> Blitzkrieg Http = piss
00:29:40 <Blitzkrieg> Ah
00:29:48 <Blitzkrieg> He was Lyrics the other day
00:29:53 <Victor> <Http> u allow a guy called breaker to nearly push me to suicide
00:29:53 <Victor> <Http> where is your Fucken brain
00:30:13 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
00:30:21 <Blitzkrieg> You allow him ey?
00:30:47 <Victor> <Victor> Http: are you the one I love?
00:31:05 <Victor> Http would bash poly lol
00:31:09 <Victor> easy
00:31:25 <Victor> <Http> stop your bullying
00:31:26 <Victor> maybe not
00:33:26 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit: [21:35] <+^Roshanda^> my now 13 yr old neice was 4 at the time and she wet my bed and i rolled face first into it | [21:36] <+^Roshanda^> that was 11 years ago -- MATHS IS HURD!
00:33:28 Quit: peacemaker ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
00:34:15 <Blitzkrieg> He wouldn't have the co ordination
00:35:23 <Blitzkrieg> Anyway I need sleep for work.. peace out
00:35:34 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: kbaiiiiii :D
00:46:03 Join: yoga ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
00:46:13 <yoga> yoga FLAME
00:46:28 <yoga> yoga STREEEEEETCHHHHHHHHHH
00:46:36 <yoga> LOLOLOLMAOOOOOO
00:46:54 <Victor> tiger shot
00:47:08 * Victor hits yoga with a tiger uppercut
00:47:11 <yoga> tiger uppercut
00:47:15 <yoga> thats the one
00:47:19 <Victor> dhalsim
00:47:22 * Victor nods
00:47:34 <yoga> in the movie hes kickin that concrete pillar with his shin
00:47:42 <Victor> thats the one
00:47:44 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )
00:47:45 <yoga> sagat bisons bodygaurd
00:47:50 <Victor> yes
00:47:56 <Victor> left out of street fighter 5
00:48:02 <yoga> :{{{{
00:48:07 <Victor> no shit
00:48:08 <yoga> sagat was impressive
00:48:30 <Victor> I kicked ass in stf4 with him, but no sagat no me in stf5
00:48:34 <Victor> unforch
00:48:45 <yoga> blanka the test tube baby
00:49:04 <Victor> LOOOOLLLLL
00:49:23 <yoga> green beast from xmen pretty much
00:49:40 <Victor> there is this lame but in the movie, where ken hits sagat with a lame dragon punch, sagat adjusts his jaw after the punch and ken smiles
00:49:41 <yoga> without eletric
00:49:46 <Victor> its so damn lame lol
00:50:10 <Victor> yes
00:50:13 <Victor> green beast
00:50:19 <yoga> i wana see teh grpahix on 5
00:50:31 <Victor> its good stuff
00:50:36 <Victor> its hard online though
00:50:45 <yoga> any favourites
00:50:51 <Victor> peeps sit there and train for all punches, kicks and combos
00:50:56 <Victor> I used Ken
00:51:16 <yoga> -,-
00:51:19 <Victor> You have to buy the new characters through DLC
00:51:39 <yoga> :{
00:52:11 <Victor> Seth is Sagats replacement
00:52:16 <Victor> no not seth
00:52:18 <Victor> hang on
00:52:42 <yoga> lmaooo
00:52:44 <yoga> seth gold
00:52:49 <yoga> ???
00:52:51 <yoga> aaaaahahaaha
00:53:12 <Victor> FANG
00:53:18 <yoga> the jewish pawn shop owner
00:53:23 <Victor> F.A.N.G is Sagats replacement
00:53:26 <Victor> hes a faggot
00:53:31 <Victor> throws poison at you
00:53:42 <yoga> lolzz
00:53:49 <yoga> stoopid
00:53:55 <Victor> LOOOLLLLLL
00:53:57 <yoga> perhaps sagat will be hard 2 get
00:54:02 <yoga> l8er
00:54:04 <yoga> iuno
00:54:09 <Victor> he will be in dlc later
00:54:16 <Victor> ppl were rioting with no sagat
00:54:19 <Victor> or akuma
00:54:25 <yoga> kick boxer amirite?
00:54:27 <Victor> akuma is in tekken 7 instead
00:54:28 <Victor> yes
00:54:37 <Victor> sagat is muai thai kick boxer
00:54:54 <yoga> we share something in common
00:54:59 <yoga> jkzzzz
00:55:08 <Victor> LOOOOLLLL
00:55:59 <yoga> ehonda
00:56:08 <yoga> reminds me of smackie
00:56:15 <yoga> all the time
00:56:24 <Victor> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
00:56:31 <Victor> honda is not in stf5 either
00:56:34 <Victor> 100 hand slap
00:56:44 <yoga> lololololl
00:56:49 <Victor> LOOOOOOLLLLLL
00:56:51 <yoga> 1000
00:56:52 <Victor> oof oiii
00:56:54 <yoga> :}
00:58:09 <yoga> i saw this dbz movie on fox so im like ill have a gander
00:58:18 <yoga> it was like retarded
00:58:38 <yoga> :{{
00:58:39 <Victor> is it good/
00:58:40 <Victor> no?
00:58:47 <yoga> nah
00:58:53 <yoga> goku looked like ryu
00:58:59 <yoga> it was like a real movie not anime
00:59:19 <yoga> he looked like a nancy squat
00:59:46 <yoga> he calls himself 'The saiyan king' and this other losers got beef with him
01:01:49 <Victor> LOOOLLLLL
01:02:07 <Victor> he did
01:02:32 <Victor> http://i66.tinypic.com/2ywffqg.jpg
01:02:45 <yoga> u told me to bust a free b4 ?¿
01:02:46 <Victor> my footwear collection lol
01:03:37 <yoga> sk8 sh00z?
01:03:50 <Victor> yeahhh
01:03:53 <Victor> love them
01:04:05 <yoga> etniez dcz
01:04:14 <Victor> Globes too
01:04:20 <yoga> globe
01:04:46 <yoga> i fractured my ankle on als skateboard tryin to skate with nike air tn'z
01:04:54 <Victor> ahhhh
01:05:04 <yoga> i think i broke it
01:05:06 <Victor> i have some nike air max, not good for skate shoes
01:05:06 <yoga> i duno
01:05:07 <Victor> at all
01:05:12 <yoga> it was huge and purpple
01:05:16 <Victor> yeahh
01:05:25 <yoga> but i was walked it off with a small limp she's still good
01:05:28 <Victor> sometimes ligament damage is worse than a break in the bone
01:05:44 <yoga> i dont believe in hospitals
01:05:59 <Victor> once an anjle ligament stretches it reallt doesnt seem to heal properly
01:06:32 <Victor> lol
01:06:37 <Victor> i hate the docs too
01:06:42 <Victor> I dont go unless someone makes me
01:07:26 <yoga> i did a 4.5 inch gash in my arm with a shard of glass from a car windscreen no stiches required just a badage
01:07:43 <yoga> it looked like a murder scene in my kitchen
01:07:52 <Victor> ouch
01:07:54 <Victor> haha
01:07:55 <Victor> i bet
01:08:08 <Victor> cuts are a cunt
01:08:37 <yoga> alright
01:08:42 <yoga> ill try think of a free man
01:09:08 <yoga> sif bro im in that mind state to absoultely destroy it
01:09:50 Join: steven ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
01:10:00 <yoga> then have to evade 50 zlines n shit
01:10:01 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa steven steven
01:10:08 <yoga> why go thru that shit
01:11:16 <Victor> Ya father had ya mother, ya mother had ya brother, its just too bad your fathers mad your mothers now ya lover.
01:11:39 <yoga> k0rn on k0b u need a knew j0b
01:11:58 <Victor> getting butt fucked by your uncle chuck
01:12:03 <Victor> LOOOLLLLL
01:12:13 <yoga> lolz
01:12:21 <Victor> chucky
01:12:26 <yoga> coming from the guy who was raped by his father
01:12:34 <Victor> lol
01:12:36 <Victor> i know
01:12:41 <yoga> jon davis i think his name is.. lead singer of korn?
01:12:46 <Victor> yes
01:13:05 <yoga> kekek
01:13:09 <yoga> :'}
01:13:16 <steven> lolz
01:13:25 <Victor> in the first album self titled, the track 'need too' he cries about it in that track
01:13:32 <Victor> very spine chilling
01:13:43 <yoga> yerp
01:13:53 <yoga> heard it when i was like 15 man
01:13:59 <Victor> haha same
01:14:03 <yoga> i was bangin slipknot n korn when i was that age
01:14:10 <Victor> thats the way
01:14:20 <Victor> Duality is my fav by slipknot
01:14:35 <yoga> i c
01:14:44 <Victor> steven, Tyron Woodly is crying racist card lol
01:14:50 <yoga> psychosocial is gr8
01:14:56 <Victor> it is
01:15:03 <Victor> my fav album is self titled
01:15:07 <yoga> those dudes are kool
01:15:09 <Victor> spit it out
01:15:10 <Victor> very
01:15:11 <yoga> issues here
01:15:15 <yoga> o um
01:15:18 <Victor> oh by korn?
01:15:18 <yoga> iowa perhaps
01:15:25 <Victor> iowa is awesome
01:15:36 <yoga> tool
01:15:40 <Victor> I think life is peachy is my fav korn album
01:15:43 <yoga> theyre clips r wierd :>~
01:15:48 <Victor> very
01:15:49 <yoga> issuess
01:15:56 <Victor> issues is great
01:15:58 <yoga> lets get this party started ><
01:16:00 <Victor> follow the leader
01:16:02 <Victor> yes
01:16:09 <Victor> follow the leader
01:16:12 <Victor> freak on a leash
01:16:15 <Victor> got the life
01:16:18 <yoga> falling away from steve
01:16:19 <yoga> LOLOL
01:16:27 <Victor> there is a song called justin too
01:16:29 <Victor> good name
01:16:42 <Victor> also yoga
01:16:45 <yoga> blind
01:16:47 <Victor> on self titled
01:16:52 <Victor> the song fagget ll
01:16:55 <yoga> adidas
01:16:58 <Victor> yes
01:17:01 <Victor> adidas
01:17:02 <Victor> chi
01:17:05 <Victor> good god
01:17:08 <yoga> all day i dream about sex
01:17:10 <Victor> all great korn
01:17:10 <yoga> lmaoo
01:17:17 <Victor> their new stuff is shit compared
01:17:19 <Victor> looolllll
01:17:22 <Victor> adidas
01:17:30 <Victor> I had the life is peachy t shirt
01:17:38 <Victor> and one of the issues covers
01:17:41 <yoga> i remember dat 1
01:17:47 <yoga> did i have litttel kid on the front
01:17:51 <Victor> the one where there is the chalk drawing
01:17:54 <Victor> yes
01:18:03 <Victor> self titled over is creept too
01:18:04 <yoga> in a suit
01:18:07 <Victor> the girl on the swing
01:18:11 <Victor> that the one yoga
01:18:22 <yoga> issues had the dead doll :}
01:18:25 <Victor> the girl on the swing with the shadow of a guy with a claw for a hand
01:18:30 <Victor> issues had 4 covers
01:18:37 <yoga> yerp
01:18:37 <Victor> they had a comp for best cover
01:18:43 <yoga> the grey 1
01:18:44 <Victor> the doll
01:18:50 <Victor> chalk on the road
01:18:57 <Victor> yes the grey one
01:19:00 <Victor> there was another one too
01:19:03 <Victor> i dont remember the other one
01:19:30 <yoga> me either
01:20:16 <yoga> u working in mornin
01:20:40 <yoga> i brought up a curls gets the gurls to jaz n kt
01:20:49 <yoga> your very right
01:20:52 <yoga> lolz
01:21:04 <Victor> LOOOOLLLLLL
01:21:12 <Victor> nah
01:21:18 <Victor> I have friday off
01:21:22 <Victor> My cars in the shop anyway
01:21:25 <Victor> getting fixed
01:21:30 <Victor> they couldnt finish it today
01:21:31 <yoga> i took em to the den they stayed for a couple of hours
01:22:09 <yoga> wot kar
01:22:58 <Victor> it needed some work so i got it all done at once
01:22:59 <yoga> better be better than amelias 1984 carolla
01:23:03 <Victor> before summer
01:23:05 <Victor> LOOOOLLLLLL
01:23:25 <Victor> melies has a nice new chicks car from memory
01:24:12 <yoga> nyce
01:24:19 <yoga> suzuki swift or summin
01:24:38 <Victor> LOOOLL
01:24:39 <Victor> probably
01:25:02 <Victor> my dad traded in his Ford Territory for a little chicks car lol
01:26:33 <yoga> :o
01:27:05 <yoga> my bro wrote of his r34 gtr
01:27:10 <yoga> LoLmAo
01:28:19 Join: NeXus ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
01:29:48 <Victor> damn
01:30:05 <Victor> i wrote off a vs clubby not long back
01:30:18 <Victor> i was so upset lol
01:30:38 <yoga> i wrote some lyrics lastnight :>
01:30:45 <Victor> good
01:31:29 <yoga> the best one was the one i did this morning
01:31:36 <Victor> show
01:31:38 <yoga> imo
01:31:47 <Victor> imoz
01:31:52 <yoga> perhaps
01:33:00 <Victor> <Http> breaker come or shut it
01:33:01 <Victor> <breaker> looooollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
01:33:01 <Victor> <breaker> I'm going to laugh at you from now on Chris.
01:33:01 <Victor> <Victor> Http, so you made up the story that he went to your house then?
01:33:01 <Victor> <breaker> It's your own fault as to why Jen hates you :)
01:33:01 <Victor> <Http> u called me faggot for years if u don't come you're the faggot
01:33:29 <Victor> yoga show us
01:33:40 <yoga> fresh off the press my best yet, i havnt slept, all night like 7/11 i get hectic, step with a weapon wreck ya in a second im commended and connected for sendin offenders to heaven in heavy coffins serenaded with ya face penetrated im the respected renegade shading grey everyday weed my remedy when i terrorise phrases memorise different stages while blazin so intelligent stayin liberated lately no dephibulators needed seein distributors of criminalistic
01:33:53 <Victor> brb hang on
01:37:56 <yoga> its alright
01:38:00 <yoga> average
01:38:25 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
01:38:35 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
01:41:52 <yoga> eat em 4 breakfast
01:42:11 <yoga> :}
01:46:57 <yoga> shart and afartlia took of early
01:47:39 <yoga> little scarabs
01:47:41 <Victor> LOOOOOOLLLLLL
01:48:20 <yoga> they just need a boob suck
01:48:55 <Victor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk7RVw3I8eg
01:48:59 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Disturbed "The Sound Of Silence" 03/28/16 (Mar 29, 2016) Length: 4:25 - Category: Music - 22,406,365 views views - 160,536 likes (97.7%), 3,746 dislikes (2.3%)
01:49:28 <yoga> yerp
01:49:36 <yoga> its ded
01:49:40 <yoga> fo sho
01:49:46 <yoga> where is Lumiez
01:49:59 <yoga> sweetcheekz
01:50:11 <Victor> Lumeah speak up
01:50:23 * yoga slaps Lumeah around with Windows Me
01:52:16 <yoga> playin n e gamez
01:52:42 <Victor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6aNNSWn5W8
01:52:47 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Enter Shikari - Redshift (Jan 12, 2016) Length: 4:10 - Category: Music - 945,006 views views - 11,227 likes (91.7%), 1,016 dislikes (8.3%)
01:52:55 <Victor> im going to see this band in 3 weeks
01:53:18 <Victor> Lumeah speak up
01:55:29 <yoga> i c
01:55:36 <yoga> she sleeps
01:59:05 <Victor> <breaker> Victor/mayo, Have the Morningtion police contacted you yet about all the pranks calls you made?
01:59:16 <yoga> aaaaaahahaahahahhaha
01:59:23 <Victor> LOOOOOOOLLLL
01:59:39 <yoga> say yes they have and told me to keep doing it
01:59:57 <yoga> :}
02:00:03 <Victor> <breaker> Was there today.. cross the road from maccas.
02:00:04 <Victor> <Victor> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
02:00:04 <Victor> <Victor> The cop shop is across the road from the cinema you shit talker
02:00:23 <yoga> lolollol
02:01:05 <Victor> breaker the Mornington Police station is hmmm approx 5k from maccas
02:01:08 <Victor> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
02:01:10 * yoga throws a playstation at breaker
02:01:34 * yoga follows breaker into a dark avenue. Hey test my crowbar!
02:02:01 * Victor calls the Mornington Police about 'Victor/mayo"
02:05:20 <yoga> lolzzzzzzzzzzz
02:05:39 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit: [21:35] <+^Roshanda^> my now 13 yr old neice was 4 at the time and she wet my bed and i rolled face first into it | [21:36] <+^Roshanda^> that was 11 years ago -- MATHS IS HURD!
02:05:45 <yoga> plummers big plan to put me behind bars failed
02:05:53 <Victor> LOOOLLLLLLL
02:05:56 <Victor> she tried
02:05:58 <yoga> 500$ fine
02:05:58 <Victor> and wad denied
02:06:17 <Victor> plummer and polly have a lot in common
02:06:23 <Victor> PP
02:06:32 <yoga> lolzzzzz
02:06:43 <yoga> i need sleep man
02:06:52 <Victor> night toga
02:07:24 <yoga> ;/
02:07:50 <Victor> yoga lol
02:08:58 <steven> young breaker
02:09:28 <Victor> How are you breaker, son?
02:14:31 <Victor> *static* "breaker" .... "Come in breaker"
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03:04:26 <BlackDevil> Magnitude-7.2 earthquake strikes off New Zealand coast
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08:18:06 <yoga> keke
08:18:12 <yoga> wheres hobbo
09:08:31 <yoga> i woke up and spewed up
09:08:32 <yoga> :{
09:09:11 <yoga> and the dog pinched my piece of toast
09:09:15 <yoga> :{
09:17:11 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@b2d470b0.dodo.net.au
09:27:33 <yoga> travel without moving
09:32:26 <yoga> i got me m8'z dog hyped up for a toke he was up on 2 legs for one serz
09:32:36 <yoga> he got all excited
09:40:55 <yoga> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A
09:40:59 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" - Gordon Lightfoot (HD w/ Lyrics) (Aug 23, 2010) Length: 6:39 - Category: Music - 12,779,654 views views - 58,410 likes (96.7%), 2,003 dislikes (3.3%)
09:41:01 <yoga> top notch song
09:48:56 <yoga> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdZHWwoHm5s
09:49:01 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 1039. The Exile of Erin (John McGarvie) (Apr 24, 2010) Length: 6:46 - Category: Music - 1,140 views views - 16 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
10:01:50 <yoga> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20oqyMVbss0
10:01:55 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ive Been Everywhere Lyrics The Beggars Australian version (May 13, 2012) Length: 2:17 - Category: Music - 55,598 views views - 272 likes (97.8%), 6 dislikes (2.2%)
10:05:47 <yoga> stephen thought the kfc wet wipe was a rubber ... eat;east kicketz fenny got a clean for once
10:05:59 <yoga> thats not funny
10:10:04 * yoga throws a keyboard at himself
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10:18:33 <Lumeah> Sup fucker
10:18:42 <Lumeah> yoga: :p
10:19:44 <yoga> Lumiezzzzzzz
10:20:46 <Lumeah> Hi darlin
10:20:57 <yoga> <3 <3
10:20:58 <yoga> ()()
10:20:58 <yoga> (o.O)
10:20:58 <yoga> (''')(''')
10:21:11 <Lumeah> Lol cute
10:21:45 <yoga> ()_()
10:21:46 <yoga> (o.O)
10:21:46 <yoga> (''')(''')
10:21:58 <yoga> is better
10:22:02 <Lumeah> Yup
10:22:15 <yoga> bunny rabbit
10:22:17 <Lumeah> Makes all the difference
10:22:44 <Lumeah> Yup
10:23:01 <yoga> :*
10:23:26 <Lumeah> Hehe ta.
10:25:07 <yoga> and stinky
10:25:08 <yoga> lmaoooooo
10:27:45 * yoga pushes piddelz into a crevasse
10:28:06 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
10:28:16 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
10:28:22 <yoga> here he is
10:28:38 <Skirmish> Here I am.
10:28:54 <yoga> the world renowned felcher of wooly woofters
10:30:29 <Skirmish> yoga, lord of the butthurt.
10:31:23 <yoga> ?¿
10:31:48 <yoga> lumeiez want 2 spoooon
10:33:01 <yoga> u want 2 b big spoon or little spoon?¿ :}
10:38:03 <yoga> stevens main pokemon is Krabby
10:38:06 <yoga> lmaoooo
10:38:36 <Skirmish> yoga's main pokemon is Slowmo
10:38:50 <yoga> aaaaahahahah
10:38:53 <yoga> Slowpoke
10:39:05 <yoga> lmaooo
10:39:18 <Skirmish> No, slowmo. You share the same level of brain damage.
10:39:18 <yoga> hes the guy only his mumma loves
10:39:33 <yoga> turns into slowbro
10:39:35 <yoga> aaaaaaaaaaLOLOL
11:01:45 <piddelz> have some stew with me
11:01:53 <piddelz> and sing camp fire songs
11:07:59 <yoga> stinkyyy
11:09:07 <yoga> these doods tried pinchin weed dealers 2nd staffy
11:09:30 <yoga> she got a call at 11pm sayin someone has it cus its microchipped
11:12:03 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit: [21:35] <+^Roshanda^> my now 13 yr old neice was 4 at the time and she wet my bed and i rolled face first into it | [21:36] <+^Roshanda^> that was 11 years ago -- MATHS IS HURD!
11:12:10 <yoga> ;/
11:17:48 <yoga> my testicles are enflamed
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11:34:15 <yoga> robertson
11:34:22 <yoga> nice to see u m8
11:36:37 <Victor> likewise yoga
11:36:57 <Victor> Where is that faggot loopydog?
11:37:01 <Victor> Where is breaker?
11:37:04 <Victor> where is piss?
11:37:13 <yoga> duno
11:37:36 <yoga> lumhiez was here just b4
11:38:51 <yoga> big boobies
11:42:38 <Victor> ya women
11:44:41 <yoga> nupz
11:49:20 <yoga> ur woman
11:49:24 <piddelz> enFLAMED NUTS
11:49:32 <piddelz> WHERE ARE THA FAGGOTS
11:50:02 <Victor> rofl
11:50:14 <Victor> trust me, you wont find me looking for women on here yoga
11:50:59 <piddelz> haha
11:51:07 <Victor> Lumeah is a a fine piece of austner realestate, the apple of many irc users eye
11:51:14 <piddelz> unless you want a hippo with shit typing skills
11:51:18 <piddelz> dime a dozen ere
11:51:21 <piddelz> lolll
11:51:24 <piddelz> LOLLLLLLLLLLLll
11:51:26 <Victor> skirmish tried to have a dip of Lumeah
11:51:28 <Victor> LOOOOOLLLLL
11:51:43 <piddelz> HAHAHAHA
11:51:51 <piddelz> thats y he's so mad at her ay
11:51:56 <Victor> yeah
11:51:59 <piddelz> always abusing her cause she wouldnt put out to him LOLLLLL
11:52:02 <Victor> he was asking for pics
11:52:07 <Victor> LOOOLLLL
11:52:08 <piddelz> hahahaha
11:52:09 <Victor> thats right
11:52:14 <yoga> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahaha
11:52:20 <piddelz> now he's trying with amelia ROFLLLLLL FAGGOT!!!
11:52:26 <yoga> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahaha
11:52:29 <piddelz> bwahahaha
11:52:31 <Victor> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
11:52:37 <Victor> skirmish is a faggot
11:52:51 <yoga> where is wayne martin
11:52:55 <Victor> yes
11:52:57 <Victor> where is he?
11:53:06 <Victor> he tried for a dip of lumeah also
11:53:14 <yoga> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahaha
11:53:17 <steven> loooooooool
11:53:18 <Victor> the king of paranoia wayno martin
11:53:22 <piddelz> all that needs to be done to break skirmish is to keep putting him in is place and not responding much
11:53:23 <yoga> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahaha
11:53:27 <piddelz> he fucking hates that
11:53:36 <piddelz> BECAUSE HE IS SO ALPHA rooflllll
11:53:48 <yoga> the alphafail
11:53:53 <piddelz> lollllllllll
11:54:04 <Victor> LOOOLLLLL
11:54:18 <Victor> I think I have a bum wiggle ready for skirmish when he joins yoga
11:54:34 <piddelz> hahaha
11:54:51 <steven> where is joel thompson?
11:55:44 <Victor> We need young breaker to speak up again
11:55:58 <steven> breaker is weak
11:56:01 <Victor> I almost cringe at how bad his lines have become
11:56:07 <steven> haha
11:56:12 <steven> i dont think he is taking his meds
11:56:19 <Victor> LOOOLLLL
11:56:30 <Victor> he needs his script filled
11:57:58 <yoga> lolz
11:58:19 <yoga> do a fountain of runny bubble borry on him when u wiggle
12:00:45 <Victor> LOOOOOLLLLLLL
12:01:30 <yoga> :}
12:01:49 <yoga> u missed it mang
12:02:11 <yoga> (10:05) <yoga> stephen thought the kfc wet wipe was a rubber ... eat;east kicketz fenny got a clean for once
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12:03:46 <yoga> (12:03) yoda on #sydney
12:03:49 <yoga> steal my nicknae
12:03:51 <yoga> pig
12:04:21 Nick: GrEmLiNz is now known as grem
12:04:41 <yoga> i found stinky is the real MEI
12:04:43 <yoga> LOLZZZZ
12:05:08 <Victor> LOOOOLLLLLL
12:05:34 <Victor> who is stinky?
12:05:49 <Victor> We should practise the fountain on breaker
12:06:26 <yoga> slinky j the stinky gay
12:06:51 * Victor bends over and sprays a fountain of light brown bubbled borrie into breakers face
12:07:03 <yoga> LoLmAo
12:07:15 <Victor> LOOOLLLL
12:07:22 <Victor> it got in his mouth and up his nose
12:09:11 <yoga> victor chang
12:09:21 <yoga> thats him
12:09:54 * Victor urinates on breakers shoe
12:10:01 <Victor> Victor Chang
12:10:11 <yoga> look him up ;p
12:10:55 <Victor> hes a surgeon
12:11:03 <yoga> er
12:11:24 <yoga> he was that asian dude who got done for trying to import meth and they put him on deathrow
12:11:41 <Victor> LOOLLL
12:11:43 <Victor> thats right
12:12:39 <Lumeah> A dip of me.. Wtf.
12:12:52 <Lumeah> Ta wasn't good enough. Lol
12:13:19 <Lumeah> Yes that would piss off mr as called Alfa emencley
12:14:06 <yoga> ALFY
12:14:09 <yoga> LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
12:14:29 <Victor> yoga you think Lumeah wants her face sprayed?
12:14:49 <yoga> lumies must have some self respect if she rejects these nerds :>
12:15:01 <Victor> she must
12:15:02 <yoga> nopes
12:15:14 <yoga> no spraying face
12:15:41 <Victor> can I put dog shit on her front step, light it on fire and run away?
12:15:45 <yoga> not like shart and smellia dirty rotten pigs
12:15:50 <yoga> yes
12:15:56 <Victor> sharti can have a spray tan
12:15:56 <yoga> that would be comical
12:15:59 <Victor> LOOOOLLLLL
12:16:03 <Lumeah> Oh fuck off
12:16:08 <yoga> spraytan with a white face
12:16:22 * Victor collects some dog shit from the nature strip
12:16:40 * Victor places it on Lumeah front door step, lights it on fire, rings the door bell and runs away
12:17:00 <yoga> pour some lighter fluid on it for a decent flame :}
12:17:06 <Victor> LOOOOLLLLL
12:17:20 <Victor> Lumeah have you ever stepped in dog shit?
12:17:45 <Victor> Wayno Martin steps in dog shit on purpose
12:17:47 <yoga> i have
12:17:49 <Lumeah> No im a
12:18:16 <Victor> No im a?
12:18:22 <Lumeah> Queen queens don't step in poo.
12:18:35 <Lumeah> Wet phone.. Soz
12:19:32 <Lumeah> Waits for erroneous reply...
12:19:49 <yoga> i work for the queen roam around the earth like a fiend muma gave brith to a king
12:20:24 <Lumeah> Uhuh..
12:20:30 <Victor> dog shit time
12:22:18 <yoga> lolz
12:23:01 <yoga> break into stevens house hang a shit in his shoe n take off
12:23:11 <yoga> lololollllll
12:24:22 <yoga> lumiesss
12:24:30 <Victor> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
12:24:34 <yoga> ill paint ur house 4 free :}
12:25:33 <Victor> Wayno Martin woke up this morning only to find that somebody shit on his face
12:25:54 <yoga> it was sooty
12:26:26 <Victor> LOOOLLLLLL
12:26:31 <Victor> PiSsSsSsSsSs
12:26:39 <Victor> eating his cats shit
12:26:57 <yoga> puts his pinky up its pooper
12:27:38 <Lumeah> Gezz u guys.. Hate to see ya all im jails together. Lol
12:27:56 <Lumeah> Maybe u makes love then not war
12:28:23 * Victor leaves Lumeah a poo trail to follow
12:29:06 <yoga> robbo tried for loomies aswell to no avail i here
12:29:10 <Lumeah> Wtf would i follow a poo trail?
12:29:11 <yoga> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLL
12:29:31 <Lumeah> Cuz ya fail.. Ta
12:29:43 <Victor> lol i certainly did not yoga
12:30:03 <Lumeah> Cuz why?
12:30:14 <Lumeah> Not up to scratch?
12:30:18 * Victor is currently trying for Roshanda
12:30:26 <Victor> Lumeah i dont even know you lol
12:30:37 <Victor> I am after some roshanda
12:30:39 <Lumeah> Ha.. Good bro.
12:30:40 <Victor> some big mumma
12:30:50 <Lumeah> Good luck...
12:30:59 <Lumeah> U got pat. Lol
12:31:04 <Lumeah> He trapped.
12:31:07 <Lumeah> She
12:31:10 <Lumeah> *
12:31:36 <yoga> lumies being evil :3
12:32:45 <Victor> LOOOLLL
12:32:54 <Victor> Do you think Pat traps her?
12:33:22 <yoga> ahhaha
12:33:23 <yoga> pat
12:33:35 <Victor> Big Pat
12:33:36 <yoga> pat the fence company truck driver
12:33:37 <Victor> what a despo
12:33:41 <Victor> LOOOOLLLL
12:33:43 <yoga> delivering fenceing shit to jobs
12:33:52 <Victor> You'd have to be despo to go roshanda
12:34:14 <yoga> Patrick
12:34:18 <Victor> Patty
12:34:35 <yoga> Patrcik Swayze
12:35:04 <Victor> poofter pat
12:35:08 <Victor> Postman Pat
12:35:11 <Victor> hes a pedo
12:35:50 <yoga> lollllllll
12:36:11 <Victor> Roshanda was trying to hide with her new nick
12:36:24 <yoga> lmao
12:36:34 <Victor> LOOOLLL
12:36:35 <Victor> Found her!
12:36:38 <Victor> LOOOOOLLLLLL
12:36:41 <yoga> can pick her a mile away
12:36:47 <Victor> yeo
12:36:51 <Victor> no one else is that bitter
12:36:56 <Victor> shes a faggot
12:37:20 <yoga> u rekon she dutchees up with pat under the blankets farting together
12:37:26 <yoga> ?¿
12:37:57 <Victor> LOOOOOLLLLLLLL
12:37:58 <Victor> I do
12:38:00 <Victor> LOOOOOLLLLL
12:38:18 <Victor> then they inhale each others farts
12:39:20 <yoga> lolololol
12:39:23 <yoga> poo particles
12:40:12 <piddelz> lol
12:40:19 <piddelz> piddle party!
12:42:06 <Victor> LOOOLLLL
12:42:17 <piddelz> fuck I love this orange is the new black shit
12:42:27 <yoga> lesbian women
12:42:27 <piddelz> FINGER FUCKIN GOODNESS
12:42:29 <piddelz> hahahahaha
12:42:30 <piddelz> yer
12:42:41 <yoga> does it arrouse you
12:42:48 <piddelz> nah
12:42:51 <piddelz> some ok chicks in it but
12:43:39 <yoga> kool
12:48:46 <piddelz> this one black chick is aight lookin
12:48:53 <piddelz> if she was in a fucken DRESS
12:49:00 <Victor> LOOOLLLLL
12:49:15 <yoga> :o
12:55:50 <yoga> mmmmm
12:56:03 <yoga> chicken curry with white rice n corriander on top
12:59:08 <yoga> want sum lunch Lumeah dear :))
13:02:55 <piddelz> yum lol
13:03:16 Join: GoldSpade ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
13:04:14 <Victor> Welcome GoldSpade
13:04:37 <GoldSpade> whats the latest you've got on me
13:05:13 <GoldSpade> nothing
13:05:14 <GoldSpade> heh
13:06:12 <Victor> I dont hate you man lol
13:06:17 <piddelz> A PENIS
13:06:21 <piddelz> on ya shoulder :P
13:06:28 <piddelz> floppin that thing right over xD
13:06:42 <GoldSpade> I know you dont hate me...how can anyone hate someone they dont even know
13:07:15 <piddelz> I hate tom cruise!
13:07:22 <piddelz> midget runnin round in movies saving the world
13:07:23 <Lumeah> Yes darlin.
13:07:26 <piddelz> no midget ever did that shit
13:07:28 <piddelz> EVER
13:07:34 <GoldSpade> you seem to have a special interest im me though Victor
13:07:36 <GoldSpade> not sure why
13:07:45 <Victor> lol
13:07:48 <Victor> no i dont GoldSpade
13:07:54 <GoldSpade> ok
13:08:15 <Victor> To me GoldSpade, you are just the typical run of the mill faggot
13:08:21 <Victor> nothing spesh
13:08:26 <GoldSpade> thankyou
13:08:30 * Victor nods
13:08:34 <GoldSpade> what else you got
13:09:29 <Victor> Not interested GoldSpade
13:09:33 <GoldSpade> hehehe
13:09:38 <GoldSpade> toss
13:09:47 <Victor> LOOOOLLLL
13:09:51 <Victor> Faggot
13:10:08 <Victor> GoldSpade been abducted lately?
13:10:10 <Victor> LOOOOLLLL
13:10:20 <Victor> GoldSpade claims he was abducted by aliens and probed
13:10:25 <GoldSpade> lol
13:10:42 <GoldSpade> yeah im still recovering
13:11:05 <Victor> You see GoldSpade was trying to pick up and irc chick, little did he know. His lame attempts were being pasted back to the #nerdhacks faithful
13:11:07 <Victor> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
13:11:25 <GoldSpade> well shit happens...ive dealt with it
13:11:30 <GoldSpade> maybe you need to as well
13:11:38 <Victor> It was a lot of GoldSpade to handle
13:11:39 <Victor> Now
13:11:45 <GoldSpade> sure was
13:11:45 <Victor> no pm'ing the melbourne hags
13:11:47 <Victor> LOOOOOLLLL
13:11:53 <GoldSpade> no loss there
13:11:55 <GoldSpade> heh
13:12:03 <Victor> Your loss mate
13:12:10 <GoldSpade> hehe ok
13:12:10 <Victor> faggots like you dont get many chances
13:12:12 <Victor> and ya fucked it
13:12:16 <GoldSpade> LOL
13:12:19 <Victor> talking about your aliens and shit
13:12:23 <Victor> a well know faggot
13:12:24 <Victor> is GoldSpade
13:12:34 <GoldSpade> ok
13:13:06 <GoldSpade> fuckwit friday it seems
13:13:08 <GoldSpade> heh
13:13:16 <Victor> You arrived with bells on
13:13:18 <Victor> LOOOLLLL
13:13:29 <Victor> speak up GoldSpade
13:13:32 <Victor> ya fucking faggot
13:13:40 <GoldSpade> this is boring
13:13:44 <GoldSpade> you are boring
13:13:53 <GoldSpade> chat to yourself
13:14:04 * Victor bends over and sprays a fountain of light brown borrie into GoldSpades face
13:20:10 <piddelz> i like to put lemon juice in bottle of water
13:20:13 <piddelz> put it in the freezer
13:20:19 <piddelz> SO cold So refreshing
13:20:28 <piddelz> ima put sugar in next time like home made lemonade!
13:20:36 <piddelz> teehee piddelz party
13:27:28 <Victor> speak up GoldSpade
13:31:11 <Lumeah> All piss and poo. Today
13:34:28 <yoga> lumieee
13:34:58 <yoga> piddelz
13:35:03 <yoga> mix some sperm in too
13:39:22 <Lumeah> No spermd
14:02:04 <yoga> nope
14:02:07 <yoga> no sperm
14:02:24 <yoga> only hugs n kisses
14:04:40 <yoga> :))
14:24:29 <piddelz> lol
14:33:13 Quit: GoldSpade ([email protected]) EOF from client
14:46:43 <piddelz> h8 when u do a SPLAT! type poo
14:46:47 <piddelz> goes everywhere in the bowl
14:46:58 <piddelz> n ur thinkin hope i didnt get SPLAT! poo on ma butt
14:47:11 <piddelz> I got all day to think about this shit.
14:53:00 <yoga> gota boot of pick up a quarter ounce of marry Jwarna
15:01:10 Nick: Victor is now known as bmo
15:01:35 Nick: bmo is now known as Victor
15:02:08 <piddelz> yummy
15:50:49 Join: Bonny ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
15:50:50 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Bonny
15:51:55 <steven> looooooooolz
15:57:41 <yoga> my lumies
15:58:06 <yoga> piss off dorks
15:58:22 <steven> piss off cunt
15:58:57 <steven> i need 2 more pokemon
15:59:09 <steven> then you can call me pokemon king
15:59:26 <yoga> what you need 2 do is stop CHEATING u faggot
15:59:34 <steven> or what?
15:59:38 <steven> you are going to cry?
16:00:08 <yoga> cheating man makes u a shitcunt
16:00:17 <steven> 1v1 irl
16:00:39 <yoga> id have double ups of mewtwo by now if i played it
16:00:45 <yoga> ?
16:00:50 <steven> mewtwo isnt even in the game you fat tard
16:01:04 <yoga> shud b
16:01:14 <steven> you're a clown
16:01:38 <yoga> ?
16:02:19 <steven> http://www.pokemon.com/us/pokedex/mew
16:02:23 <yoga> lmaooo
16:02:31 <yoga> u use krabby
16:03:03 <steven> pokemon king right here baby
16:03:31 <yoga> u got ur eggs evolved yet?
16:04:16 <steven> i hatched lapra's yesterday
16:04:24 <steven> cp 1990
16:04:39 <yoga> lapra
16:04:41 <yoga> what is?
16:05:13 <steven> http://www.pokemon.com/us/pokedex/lapras
16:05:38 <yoga> ah i remember that
16:05:58 <yoga> thats the pokemon ash uses in the game to cruise round on water
16:08:01 <steven> lapras snorlax dragonite gyarados exeggutor are the best
16:08:25 <yoga> snorlax is massif
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16:08:49 <yoga> do up a ghost pokemon idiot
16:08:53 <yoga> haunter
16:09:27 <steven> i got him
16:10:11 <steven> went to tokyo last night and got farfetch'd
16:10:11 <yoga> electabuzz
16:10:20 <steven> yeah got a decent electrabuzz
16:10:21 <yoga> lolzzz
16:10:38 <steven> i got all the legendary pokemon
16:10:43 <steven> just need charazard
16:10:50 <yoga> keke
16:10:56 <yoga> c y he'z king dingaling
16:11:32 <steven> and Omanyte evolved
16:12:01 <yoga> is he a snail or summin
16:12:07 <steven> yeah
16:12:08 <yoga> vaguely remember it
16:12:23 <steven> dont know who he turns into
16:12:25 <steven> but i need it
16:12:40 <steven> need to catch 5 more
16:12:45 <steven> then i can evolve it
16:12:52 <steven> bbs mate is here for sessh
16:12:53 <yoga> doduo
16:17:03 <yoga> cp 12 weedle ftw
16:20:27 <yoga> steak chips n gravy for me n lumies tonight
16:20:29 <yoga> im cookin!
16:20:32 <yoga> >.<
16:22:35 <yoga> pepper gravy
16:22:38 <yoga> yea boi
16:27:01 <piddelz> fkn niggas on tv
16:27:08 <piddelz> i just cant understand the shit they say
16:27:16 <piddelz> like that fat black lady on The Talk
16:27:58 Nick: steven is now known as Alakazam
16:28:21 <yoga> lolz
16:28:24 <yoga> hahah
16:28:31 <yoga> hes a mad pokemon
16:28:45 <yoga> hypno eletric i think
16:29:29 <Alakazam> abra > kadabra > alakazam
16:30:47 <Alakazam> my brain continually grows making it head far too heavy to support with its neck this pokemon holds its head up using its physokinetic power instead!
16:31:07 <yoga> keeeeeeekekekkekee
16:41:18 <yoga> man
16:41:21 <yoga> u guys have to see
16:41:27 <yoga> Dumb Criminals : The movie
16:41:32 <yoga> it is fucking hilarious
16:42:12 <yoga> fat pizza guys made it
16:42:16 <yoga> 10/10
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16:55:45 <yoga> got a haircut yet dorkaside
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16:58:46 <yoga> Victor
16:58:47 <yoga> Victor
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17:05:05 <Victor> * You were kicked from #dilligaf by ^Roshanda^ (gtfo - #43)
17:05:06 <Victor> -
17:05:06 <Victor> * You were kicked from #HongKong by ^Roshanda^ (bye coontsoon - #44)
17:05:06 <Victor> * You were kicked from #wookie by ChanOP ((^Roshanda^) is [email protected] * ...)
17:05:06 <Victor> * You were kicked from #sex by ChanOP ((^Roshanda^) dirty ass in face not a good look)
17:05:21 <Victor> * You were kicked from #Australia by ChanOP ((^Roshanda^) harassing people is for idiots....)
17:06:35 <Victor> GoldSpade
17:06:39 <Victor> back for more?
17:06:49 <Glenn> Seem to enjoy have a foot up yer butt Victor.
17:07:09 <Victor> Glenn people are soft these days
17:07:31 <Victor> Cant take someone with a different opinion than them, cant handle anyone who isnt on of the sheep
17:07:53 <Victor> You are pretty much the same Glenn, but at least you dont ban
17:08:09 <Glenn> Perhaps can't handle univited pm's, or comments outside your field or expertise.
17:08:28 <Glenn> Oh... I can do that too. <*evil smile*>
17:09:11 <Victor> number 1 i dont pm people uninvited and number 2 no one has expertise in any field on here
17:09:13 <Victor> Just like you now
17:09:34 <Victor> you are acting like some sort of 'voice of reason' but you are just another loser in a long line of losers
17:09:35 <Glenn> OK.
17:09:53 <yoga> bonny and grem are lonesome losers
17:10:45 <Glenn> I'm sure they'll be grateful for your enlightenment.
17:11:30 <Victor> indeed they are yoga
17:13:21 <yoga> yerp
17:13:31 <yoga> i need 2 cook my stake soon
17:13:48 <yoga> well done, cant stand rare medium rare shit eeek
17:14:13 <piddelz> pooped 3 times today
17:14:30 <piddelz> i should tell amelia
17:15:03 <Victor> Glenn is the voice for the soft users
17:19:00 <piddelz> Victor I heard you got a big donkey dick
17:19:04 <piddelz> heard it from me
17:19:08 <piddelz> tee hee
17:19:18 <Victor> you are wrong lol
17:20:44 <yoga> hes got a little pinky like piss
17:20:48 <yoga> pinky penis
17:21:20 <yoga> lumies ma dream gurl ~_~
17:22:01 <piddelz> my dick is so big
17:22:04 <piddelz> to a snail
17:22:09 <piddelz> EAT THAT DICK SNAIL
17:22:13 <piddelz> slime it uppp
17:22:26 <Victor> LOOOOLLLLLLL
17:23:40 <piddelz> haha
17:23:53 <yoga> [:
17:24:14 <yoga> might thro some sausages in 2
17:24:27 <yoga> .__.
17:25:34 <piddelz> yum
17:25:53 <Victor> kunnyz
17:26:21 <piddelz> amelia 4 kunny
17:26:36 <yoga> helll no
17:26:49 * yoga slaps piddelz around with a Riemann rearrangement theorem
17:27:11 <Victor> melies
17:28:00 <yoga> my flows lose you as usual so juvenile when i go to the studio
17:28:17 <yoga> :}~
17:30:24 <piddelz> my urine wants to live in a cup!
17:31:05 <yoga> lolz
17:31:43 <yoga> you have wierd urine fetish stinky?
17:33:46 <piddelz> nah
17:33:48 <piddelz> lols
17:33:55 <piddelz> no fetishes
17:34:03 <piddelz> just like jerkin ma gherkin
17:34:10 * yoga sends the seven plagues of Egypt to piddelz
17:34:41 <yoga> workin mundy mornin
17:34:47 <piddelz> woo uploadin new boss fight
17:34:48 <yoga> put in some hourz
17:35:11 <piddelz> i died and dude killed the boss just in time to win the fight woo
17:38:00 <yoga> lolz
17:38:06 <yoga> hes better than u
17:39:39 <piddelz> nah
17:39:45 <piddelz> i took down most the boss's health
17:42:12 <yoga> lololl
17:45:57 <Victor> lol hags in #sydney have finally silenced me
17:46:05 <Lumeah> Ha ha
17:46:24 <Lumeah> Hey babes
17:46:38 <Alakazam> https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/2899012030145968/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
17:46:49 <Victor> They are so gulliable
17:47:06 <yoga> :}
17:47:15 <Victor> I told jules that skyfire was boasting about them having a 'cyber skype session' and all hell broke loose lol
17:47:27 <Victor> come into #sydney yoga
17:47:31 <Victor> I am unable to speak
17:47:46 <Victor> but i need you to tell the channel that Jules must mow her parents lawn
17:47:50 <yoga> i am under cover here bro i cant reg nickname theyll know who i am
17:48:04 <Alakazam> https://www.facebook.com/failarmy/videos/1094460177317810/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
17:48:09 <Victor> LOOOLLL
17:48:32 <Lumeah> Naughty boys
17:48:46 <yoga> :3
17:50:12 <Alakazam> https://www.facebook.com/349846468697732/videos/369600960055616/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
17:50:56 <Alakazam> https://www.facebook.com/MrTechnicalDifficult/videos/1699696480077715/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
17:53:08 <Alakazam> https://www.facebook.com/HouseofHarambe/videos/297302620627117/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
17:54:57 * yoga whips Alakazam with a mouse cord
17:55:07 <Alakazam> https://www.facebook.com/jacksonodohertyvideos/videos/950265205118652/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
17:57:36 <Alakazam> https://www.facebook.com/shammiltd/videos/1452000521493300/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
17:58:05 <Alakazam> LOOOOOL
17:58:09 <Alakazam> U WANT CHICKEN FOR DINNER?
17:58:56 <yoga> nup
17:59:22 <yoga> i want dark meat
17:59:24 <yoga> :{
18:00:11 <Victor> red meat baby
18:00:32 <yoga> yea
18:00:35 <yoga> red meat
18:00:46 <Alakazam> this is kunny
18:00:47 <Alakazam> https://www.facebook.com/HouseofHarambe/videos/282593438764702/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
18:02:02 <yoga> lolololololollllllll
18:02:07 <yoga> hangin from the car door
18:02:11 <yoga> what a funny cunt
18:02:47 <Victor> When are you going on a date with yoga, Lumeah?
18:02:53 <yoga> my friend video'd my conversation with jaz n kt in the car while we were driving
18:03:07 <yoga> he said its hilarious
18:03:33 <Lumeah> Victor.. Fuckup
18:03:45 <Victor> When?
18:03:52 <Victor> You been leading the poor cunt on for months
18:03:57 <Victor> When are you gonna give in to him
18:04:34 <Victor> speak up Lumeah
18:05:08 <yoga> no leading me on
18:05:33 <yoga> she can have boyfriends if she wants im not intrusive :}~
18:06:19 <Victor> No no
18:06:22 <piddelz> as long as my gf's other lovers are not wearing condoms im good
18:06:24 <yoga> they were talkin bout damian leadings murder
18:06:25 <Victor> she can have only one bf
18:06:27 <Victor> and that is you
18:06:39 <piddelz> dont need her commin round tellin me im the daddy
18:06:39 <yoga> these 2 killers know the dude who did it on goldcoast
18:06:42 <yoga> shot him in the face
18:06:49 <Victor> Lumeah when are you going to meet him?
18:07:20 <yoga> and sicas dad
18:07:30 <yoga> longest ever jail sentence in aus history
18:07:34 <yoga> 43 years
18:07:41 <yoga> murdered his 3 kids
18:07:47 <yoga> well three of them
18:07:56 <yoga> 'made soup' apparently
18:08:21 <Victor> what happened?
18:08:29 <Victor> Lumeah when ya gonna give it up?
18:09:07 <Lumeah> Fuck off cunt
18:09:18 <Victor> im just asking a few simple questions
18:09:35 <Victor> the bloke has the warm and fuzzies for you, you been leading him on.. When are you going to meet him?
18:10:53 <yoga> lmaoooooo
18:11:11 <yoga> roberto is angered
18:11:48 <Victor> just trying to get some answers for a brother in need
18:13:10 <Victor> piss has lost the plot again
18:13:18 <Victor> <Victor> hey Http
18:13:18 <Victor> <Http> don't hey me
18:13:18 <Victor> <Http> Fucken up yourself
18:13:18 <Victor> <Victor> ?
18:15:26 <yoga> lizzykin like guy at work ;p
18:15:47 <Lumeah> No
18:16:04 <yoga> hehehe
18:16:04 <Victor> Well then Lumeah?
18:16:10 <Lumeah> God don't start more rumours
18:16:11 <Victor> When are you gonna meet him?
18:16:24 <Lumeah> Shut your hole retard
18:16:26 <yoga> i joking
18:16:41 <yoga> :*
18:16:56 <Lumeah> Hugs yoda
18:17:41 <yoga> yoda is taken
18:17:42 <yoga> :@
18:18:21 <Lumeah> How rude
18:18:22 <yoga> victor chang is fuming
18:18:41 <Lumeah> He ignored. Muhahaha
18:19:07 <yoga> :))
18:22:56 Nick: yoga is now known as peacemaker
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18:35:27 <peacemaker> boma got arrested for trying to steal a plane
18:35:36 <peacemaker> aaaaaaaaaaaaalolololol
18:38:00 Nick: Victor is now known as bma
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18:57:26 <peacemaker> skirmo
18:57:36 <peacemaker> howdy doody dicklips
18:59:21 <Alakazam> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KTVa3SP89U
18:59:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Starving - Hailee Steinfeld & Grey feat Zedd (Jul 15, 2016) Length: 1:57 - Category: Music - 148,401 views views - 1,145 likes (98.2%), 21 dislikes (1.8%)
18:59:36 <Alakazam> so much younger yesterday
19:01:27 <Alakazam> breaker :)
19:02:59 <Victor> 6 weeks
19:03:06 <peacemaker> i spit game cus bb i cant talk it
19:03:35 <Alakazam> bibby
19:03:40 <peacemaker> i just had 2 paddle pops and a twirl
19:04:13 <Alakazam> HeY BiBiii
19:04:35 <Victor> :)
19:05:04 <peacemaker> weed glorious weed
19:05:07 <Alakazam> yes
19:05:08 <Alakazam> yes i do
19:05:30 <peacemaker> weed has been there for me when no other has been
19:05:37 <peacemaker> we owe each other
19:06:29 <peacemaker> through thick n thin
19:06:37 <peacemaker> :}
19:10:36 <Alakazam> http://prntscr.com/cd899w
19:10:45 <Alakazam> that long stem on the side is what i just raped
19:10:50 <Alakazam> im smoking it as we speak kids
19:13:57 <peacemaker> ?¿
19:14:08 <peacemaker> i got rock hard ones but when u chop it its not crumbly
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19:14:47 <peacemaker> it got a tiny bit of moisture to keep it pr3m0
19:17:40 <Alakazam> KEKE
19:19:30 <peacemaker> perth weed growers are useless
19:19:33 <peacemaker> lolol
19:19:40 <Alakazam> http://prntscr.com/cd899w
19:19:42 <Alakazam> oops
19:19:44 <piddelz> if u truly love weed
19:19:50 <piddelz> u got the tv show Weeds on dvd
19:19:53 <piddelz> AND bluray!
19:19:57 <Alakazam> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knfrxj0T5NY
19:20:02 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Axel Thesleff - Bad Karma (May 13, 2014) Length: 6:56 - Category: Music - 65,342,244 views views - 430,054 likes (97.3%), 12,145 dislikes (2.7%)
19:20:22 <peacemaker> stemmy
19:20:30 <Alakazam> LOOOOOOOOL
19:20:38 <Alakazam> what weed isnt stemmy you fuckwit
19:20:52 <peacemaker> my buds dun rly have stem
19:20:59 <Alakazam> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
19:21:12 <Alakazam> buds grow on a ?
19:21:26 <peacemaker> ???????
19:21:34 <peacemaker> tree
19:21:36 <peacemaker> :>
19:21:38 <Alakazam> haha
19:21:46 <Alakazam> krusty the clown strikes again
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19:26:09 <piddelz> Soso has the best tits in orange is the new black
19:26:12 <piddelz> outta the cast
19:26:24 <piddelz> i would let her finger my asshole
19:27:04 <peacemaker> :|
19:27:53 <Alakazam> hahahaha
19:28:56 <peacemaker> wud u let stephen 2?
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19:34:46 <peacemaker> lumies may have broken the chang gang friendship
19:34:51 <peacemaker> lmaooooooo
19:35:36 <GoldSpade> anything is possible on here
19:36:16 <piddelz> MENDEZ IS BACK BITCHES
19:36:36 <peacemaker> eva
19:36:42 <peacemaker> or mensmellsohb
19:36:45 <peacemaker> or mensmellsohn
19:37:55 <peacemaker> ghost rider
19:38:15 <peacemaker> sequel to that is kool
19:42:53 <piddelz> turn on the project n have a wank to carrie bickmore
19:45:53 * peacemaker burns piddelz's house down
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19:47:33 <peacemaker> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaahhahaha
19:47:39 <peacemaker> SHIT SPLIT
19:47:57 <Alakazam> haha
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19:56:42 <Alakazam> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knfrxj0T5NY
19:56:48 <Alakazam> everybody gets high sometimes you know
19:57:05 Mode: (by Alakazam) +ooo GoldSpade grem piddelz
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19:57:05 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o grem
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19:57:29 Mode: (by Alakazam) +ooo GoldSpade grem piddelz
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20:05:58 <Alakazam> Attention... K-Mart shoppers... A tosser... has just entered... the room!
20:08:55 <xmmm> Lol
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20:46:34 <GoldSpade> wtf happend here
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20:47:44 <Skirmish> There is a net-split on at the moment and it appears that black Devils server is the one out of sync.
20:49:06 <Glenn> Nah... there has been a disturbance in the force field. :)
20:49:46 <Skirmish> Is breaker having a breakdown again? Usually he is the one responsible for attacking the servers.
20:53:18 <Glenn> He gets blamed for a lot of things that happen. Not really sure just how much he actually does.
20:54:16 <Skirmish> I suppose.
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21:02:52 <GoldSpade> where did everyone ho
21:02:55 <GoldSpade> err go
21:06:16 <GoldSpade> must be the net spit
21:06:25 <Skirmish> Net-split. Some people still on the other side.
21:06:36 <GoldSpade> heh the gates
21:07:12 <GoldSpade> the gates of hell
21:07:24 <GoldSpade> some will come back...others
21:07:26 <GoldSpade> wont
21:08:15 <GoldSpade> will be interesting to see who comes back from the spit
21:10:58 <Skirmish> Looks like Blackdevils server is on the other side of the split.
21:11:14 <Skirmish> When I connected it is the one I connected to and noticed no services and very few people.
21:14:00 <GoldSpade> they are probably in hell
21:14:26 <GoldSpade> i dont see breaker and the likes anywhere
21:14:44 <GoldSpade> heh
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22:12:22 <GoldSpade> RIP wacks :~(
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22:16:17 <GoldSpade> oh no
22:16:25 <GoldSpade> they back from hell!
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22:16:31 <GoldSpade> damn
22:17:46 <GoldSpade> it was soooo peaceful
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22:23:12 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa amelia amelia
22:23:31 <GoldSpade> ame
22:23:38 <amelia> alohas
22:23:41 <GoldSpade> finally a good person
22:23:54 * amelia struts
22:24:23 <GoldSpade> there was a net split before....and the bad were sent to hell
22:24:42 <GoldSpade> but they came back after awhile :(
22:24:49 <amelia> o :(
22:25:14 <GoldSpade> satan sent them backk
22:25:24 <GoldSpade> I have no idea why
22:25:32 <GoldSpade> because they have done such evil
22:25:51 <Arbition> wow this is terrible timing to see this http://i.imgur.com/nOjHNm4.jpg
22:28:38 <amelia> can you relate to that Bition
22:28:54 <Arbition> Well I turned 27 yesterday
22:29:58 <GoldSpade> oh no
22:30:01 <amelia> happy birfday
22:30:02 <GoldSpade> :(
22:30:19 <amelia> which road would you take?
22:30:57 <Arbition> forever alone probably
22:31:22 <GoldSpade> well if you have the money you could always fuck some whores
22:31:25 <amelia> I think i would choose stepdad
22:31:32 <amelia> if they ticked every other box
22:32:16 <Arbition> I hope that isn't a jibe about Sharni
22:32:53 <amelia> ?
22:33:06 <Arbition> From when you were trying to hook me up with her
22:33:11 <amelia> AHAAHAHHAAHHA
22:33:20 <amelia> no i was jus being a shit head
22:33:26 <GoldSpade> step dad would suck
22:33:34 <amelia> i don't think you 2 would be compatible, from both sides
22:33:42 <GoldSpade> you'd be working non stop and spending money on brats all the time
22:34:49 <GoldSpade> gold= pussy
22:34:59 <GoldSpade> thats what women want
22:35:05 <GoldSpade> the gold
22:36:08 <GoldSpade> well there is no way on this earth they are getting mine
22:36:25 <GoldSpade> not even golden spade
22:37:01 <GoldSpade> the
22:37:12 <Arbition> Remember to keep your jewgold around your neck at all times
22:37:37 <GoldSpade> huh
22:37:46 <Arbition> south park reference
22:37:52 <GoldSpade> i dont watch that
22:38:29 <amelia> ma wife... she queefed in ma face
22:38:41 <GoldSpade> hehe wtf
22:38:48 <GoldSpade> lucy?
22:39:09 <GoldSpade> that must of been weird
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22:40:13 <GoldSpade> Skirmish
22:40:16 <GoldSpade> hello
22:40:18 <amelia> https://youtu.be/ymghlVKMwZ0
22:40:22 <BlackDevil> Youtube: She queefed right in my face (Nov 4, 2013) Length: 0:26 - Category: Comedy - 51,682 views views - 180 likes (97.8%), 4 dislikes (2.2%)
22:40:27 <amelia> she queefed
22:40:30 <Skirmish> Ello
22:40:31 <amelia> right in ma face
22:40:47 <Arbition> ehe, canada
22:48:21 <Skirmish> `topic 22:45:12 ^bozojim and I at elast do add to teh intelligent conversation. Classic Jimbo.
22:48:53 <Skirmish> `topic 22:45:12 ^bozojim: and I at elast do add to teh intelligent conversation. Classic Jimbo.
23:01:32 <GoldSpade> fuking kissass that bojojim guy
23:01:54 <GoldSpade> "hides behind Cath"
23:02:56 <GoldSpade> he may be ok if he stopped doing that
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23:15:04 <piddelz> "You want to assassinate someone vision is a basic requirement. It's like step one pick a person to kill, step two, kill that person" - Red
23:17:21 <Skirmish> Hey there Sharnwah. What have you been up to?
23:19:31 <Sharni> Long day
23:20:58 <Sharni> Been up since 4.. Drove to Nelson bay than back to Sydney than back to Nelson bay again so that's like 9 hrs worth of driving too top it off I took too many no-dose tablets so can't sleep
23:21:14 <Arbition> shieeeet
23:21:36 <Arbition> Why'd you have to go twice?
23:21:38 <Sharni> Yea
23:22:15 <Sharni> Well my ex couldn't take my boys till after work so I had some family to take up there as well
23:22:40 <Arbition> So basically come 12pm tomorrow you're still going to be asleep
23:22:46 <Sharni> So I left at 3 to take my boys back
23:22:50 <Sharni> No
23:22:50 <Skirmish> So you're in Nelson Bay right now! OMG so close to me!
23:23:20 <Sharni> I'm in corlette
23:23:29 <Skirmish> My wife works in Corlette.
23:23:36 <Sharni> Nice
23:24:08 <Sharni> Right opposite the water
23:24:11 <Skirmish> It's a nice area. Shame the McDonalds drive through isn't 24/7 there at Salamnder Bay though.
23:24:21 <Arbition> ergh mcdonalds
23:24:22 <Sharni> Lol
23:24:47 <Sharni> Doesn't bother me I can't eat after 8
23:24:54 <Sharni> Makes me feel icky
23:25:18 <Skirmish> Did you come through Raymond Terrace Sharni or did you cut out through Williamtown?
23:25:23 <Sharni> Skirmish is there anything good around here
23:25:27 <Sharni> Idk lol
23:25:34 <Skirmish> Define good. What do you want to do?
23:25:44 <Skirmish> I am not far away if you want something to do. ;)
23:25:46 <Sharni> I think Raymond terrace
23:25:54 <Sharni> Lol no
23:26:20 <Skirmish> How long are you up here?
23:26:27 <Sharni> Till Sunday
23:26:42 <Sharni> $770 for the weekend
23:26:47 <Sharni> 12 people
23:26:56 <Sharni> And there's a pool
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23:27:41 <Skirmish> You could head into Newcastle if you wanted. If the weather was good the beaches would be going off and all around the foreshore area with modified cars etc.
23:28:04 <Skirmish> This weather will make everyone stay home though.
23:28:23 <Skirmish> You could go to Nelson bay RSL club.
23:28:54 <Skirmish> Pretty much everything starts shutting down at midnight around that area though unless it's during holidays.
23:29:11 <Sharni> Fair enough
23:29:22 <Sharni> Probs just get high in the pool
23:29:30 <Sharni> Play Pokemon
23:29:33 <Skirmish> :-/
23:29:48 <Skirmish> Whatever floats your boat I guess.
23:30:08 <Sharni> Probably go fishing
23:30:36 <Sharni> I'm going to try sleep
23:30:41 <Sharni> Nighty night
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23:32:42 <Arbition> http://imgur.com/gallery/yXcHa
23:33:33 <Arbition> Shame about the spaceX explosion
23:34:48 <Skirmish> Perspex. Surely that's not glass.
23:35:24 <Arbition> comments agree with you
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23:35:53 <Blitzkrieg> Lol @ topic
23:37:09 <Skirmish> :)
23:37:56 <GoldSpade> heh
23:39:35 <Skirmish> Arbition: It is cool to look at what's happening in the cylinder though. You can see the Perspex melting and letting the pressure get out of the cylinder.
23:40:07 <Arbition> I thought it was just the seal loosening and letting combustion products condense
23:41:40 <Skirmish> Could be that too.
23:42:02 <Arbition> though melting would explain the plug coming out, if it is the thread melting
23:42:46 <amelia> ok dats nice guys but here's a kitty munching his own tail http://m.imgur.com/gallery/yizYDGh
23:42:51 <Skirmish> Yeah that is what I thought too.
23:43:01 <Skirmish> Oh amelia is still here!
23:43:20 <Arbition> heh, little kitties have no bite strength
23:43:48 <Skirmish> Nawwww cute little kitties. I am definitely a cat person more than a dog person.
23:43:55 <Skirmish> Got to love a pet that will clean itself.
23:44:14 <amelia> nah dogs for sure
23:50:01 <President_Trump> wheres jen
23:50:27 <GoldSpade> why does everyone want this jen bird
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23:59:26 <Alakazam> looooooooooool
23:59:40 <Skirmish> The Jen Bird.
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