// #nerdhacks — 2016-09-17
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00:04:26 Quit: GoldSpade ([email protected]) Quit: Don't look in the mirror if you can't handle the truth.
00:16:42 Join: Tim-Sim ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
00:20:36 <Ripstaa> you mean down roaar
00:37:52 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )
00:51:23 <slinky_J> so there's a big bf4 following on pc?
00:56:39 Quit: Ripstaa ([email protected]) EOF from client
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02:15:12 <RobinsonCrusoe> is jen around?
02:21:24 <RobinsonCrusoe> LOLLLLLLLLLLL @ melb
02:26:28 * RobinsonCrusoe slaps Ripstaa around a bit with a large trout
02:32:30 <Ripstaa> oi
02:32:40 * RobinsonCrusoe slaps Ripstaa around a bit with a large trout
02:33:04 <Ripstaa> Whats doin?
02:34:17 <Ripstaa> Is there a way to check whos in channels without joining?
02:34:38 * Ripstaa slaps RobinsonCrusoe around a bit with a large trout
02:36:37 <Ripstaa> So yeh...
02:37:11 <RobinsonCrusoe> no there isnt
02:37:15 <RobinsonCrusoe> just whois someone
02:37:17 <RobinsonCrusoe> u looking for gowch?
02:37:28 <Ripstaa> I'm speakin to him now
02:37:34 <Ripstaa> ;)
02:39:14 <RobinsonCrusoe> really?
02:39:30 <RobinsonCrusoe> Pote 1
02:39:46 <RobinsonCrusoe> Medular - Synaptic Storm
02:39:59 <Ripstaa> SirFrancisDrake
02:40:08 <Ripstaa> Remember him?
02:40:49 <Ripstaa> psytech?
02:43:58 <RobinsonCrusoe> yes
02:44:00 <RobinsonCrusoe> thats me
02:44:05 <Ripstaa> I thought so
02:44:22 <Ripstaa> Cool names
02:44:29 <Ripstaa> I wonder who you will be next...
02:44:56 <Ripstaa> https://i.imgflip.com/jzjen.jpg
02:47:46 <RobinsonCrusoe> lol
02:47:49 <RobinsonCrusoe> ill be jen next
02:49:05 <Ripstaa> when was the last time jen was on?
02:53:35 <Ripstaa> she must be an ancient alien
02:56:58 <RobinsonCrusoe> other night
02:57:00 <RobinsonCrusoe> came on for u
02:57:23 <Ripstaa> i don't believe jen exists
02:57:27 <RobinsonCrusoe> she does
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04:14:45 * therealstig shakes head
04:14:50 <therealstig> thestig
04:14:50 * Ripstaa slaps therealstig around a bit with a large trout
04:14:56 <therealstig> thestig u cunt
04:15:02 <Ripstaa> yeh what a cunt
04:15:06 <therealstig> what r u doin here
04:15:14 <Ripstaa> got ID m8?
04:15:14 <therealstig> werent u meant to disappear days ago
04:15:42 <therealstig> the nerve of u to continue to show up and pretend to be me
04:15:55 <Ripstaa> farken fake ID cunt
04:16:08 <therealstig> fucking fake ass bitch
04:16:19 <therealstig> u can tell a fake a mile away
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04:31:09 * Ripstaa slaps steven around a bit with a large trout
04:31:11 * Ripstaa slaps steven around a bit with a large trout
04:31:41 <Ripstaa> hows lockridge m8?
05:10:38 Quit: Ripstaa ([email protected]) Quit: ZZZzzz...
05:13:42 Quit: RobinsonCrusoe ([email protected]) Quit:
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06:22:07 <iamthestig> i got it from here
06:22:49 Quit: therealstig ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
06:23:05 <iamthestig> u want war u got war
06:23:10 <iamthestig> \
07:13:11 Nick: iamthestig is now known as theREALstig
07:14:22 <theREALstig> perth's not big enough for both of us thestig
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08:51:53 <orange> get them damned tits out
08:51:54 <orange> get them damned tits out
08:53:52 <theREALstig> SOME ONE NEEDS A FUCKIIN BULLETY
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09:27:47 <theREALstig> WHAT CUNT
09:28:13 <orange> lololol
09:29:25 Nick: orange is now known as skeeta
09:29:58 <skeeta> im drinkin n smokin
09:37:57 <theREALstig> im eating and hyperventiling whilst masturbating to the sounds of pigs squeeling
09:39:55 <theREALstig> let's all hold hands
09:40:08 <theREALstig> form a circle
09:49:10 <skeeta> lolz
10:10:36 <theREALstig> peacock
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10:42:57 <theREALstig> omg slinky j is that who i think it is
10:43:04 <theREALstig> nah.. it cant b
10:43:50 <theREALstig> victoria's hubby of the year Skirmish
10:44:07 <theREALstig> your wife let u out of her sight
10:44:12 <theREALstig> OMG
10:44:37 <theREALstig> can i get yur autograph
10:44:55 <theREALstig> u inspire me
10:45:07 <theREALstig> im in aww
10:48:31 <theREALstig> im still in absolute shock that such a hero.. Skirmish is right there., look every1 its Skirmish
10:49:55 <theREALstig> this guy could certainly teach all of us a thing or two i bet everyone cant wait to hear some words of wisdom from the great man
10:51:30 <theREALstig> im on the edge of my seat literally here waiting for that priceless moment..
10:52:36 <theREALstig> im not missing this kodak moment for anytthin,.
10:54:41 <Skirmish> Victoria?
10:55:17 <theREALstig> and what a let down that was
10:55:42 <Skirmish> I think you have me confused with somebody else. I haven't lived in Victoria since I was 11.
10:55:53 <theREALstig> i knew that.
10:56:01 <theREALstig> u didnt have to live there .
10:56:12 <theREALstig> its about your legacy
10:56:14 <theREALstig> and heritage
10:56:21 <theREALstig> of family values
10:56:54 <theREALstig> where's the wife?
10:57:00 <theREALstig> off to yoga class>?
10:57:52 <Skirmish> In bed asleep.
10:58:12 <theREALstig> u cunt
10:58:19 <theREALstig> wake her up
10:58:30 <Skirmish> Why would I do that?
10:59:04 <theREALstig> ur fucked
10:59:41 <theREALstig> take to her with a baseball bat
11:00:00 <Skirmish> Why would I do that?
11:00:19 <theREALstig> shouting 'husband of the yr i'll fuckin showw u husband of the yr'
11:00:33 <theREALstig> well belting her a few times over the back of the head
11:01:07 <theREALstig> why wouldnt you do that?
11:01:44 <Skirmish> Pass. Thanks for the talk though. Hope you don't feel too terrible when you come down off your drugs.
11:02:06 <theREALstig> LOL......
11:02:20 <theREALstig> why would i feel terrible?
11:02:28 <theREALstig> i never feel terrible'
11:03:15 <theREALstig> hey anytime u need someone to tell u what u shoulda been doing all along .. im here bruh
11:03:25 <theREALstig> just look for me
11:03:38 <theREALstig> im thestig
11:03:45 <theREALstig> the real one
11:06:39 <theREALstig> hey hope u dont feel terrible either when you dont come down off no drugs too champ
11:06:50 <theREALstig> :)
11:07:12 <Skirmish> lol that makes heaps of sense.
11:07:17 <Skirmish> Smackie talk.
11:07:49 <theREALstig> its exactly what u said to me but i did it back to you because i didnt know if it was rude to reply or not
11:09:40 <theREALstig> didnt want u to feel like u were being ignored
11:09:57 <theREALstig> sometimes the conversation ends here => /
11:10:20 <theREALstig> now go pluck a duck
11:11:19 Nick: theREALstig is now known as thestig-1-n-only
11:55:15 <steven> ;pppppppppppppppp;
11:56:29 <steven> your a retard davo
12:00:16 <thestig-1-n-only> :):) so are you steven
12:05:46 <steven> thx
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12:06:24 <thestig-1-n-only> np
12:13:25 <steven> all G
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12:14:19 <steven> speak of the devil
12:14:46 <President_Trump> breaker is one of the boys
12:17:13 <steven> indeed he is
12:17:33 <President_Trump> why does slobbs keep pedoing stig
12:17:35 <steven> services are still down
12:17:55 <steven> no idea
12:23:14 <thestig> huh
12:33:17 <thestig> oh look 2 stigs lol
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13:08:44 <President_Trump> 2 stigs, both had the 1 jen pussy
13:09:04 Quit: therealstig ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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13:10:38 <Tim-Sim> who id Jen?
13:10:56 <steven> some supermodel that comes here
13:10:58 <steven> http://prntscr.com/cixrjp
13:11:00 <Tim-Sim> is she that black chick?
13:11:38 <Tim-Sim> she PM'd me a facebook picture of her
13:11:41 <steven> hahaha
13:11:44 <steven> did u cum?
13:11:46 <steven> http://prntscr.com/cixrqd
13:11:51 Quit: thestig-1-n-only ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
13:12:01 <Tim-Sim> no...
13:12:39 <steven> sounds like your talking about that other swimsuit model wookie
13:13:09 <steven> does she look like someone you would be locked up iin prison with?
13:13:11 <Tim-Sim> I think Jen is anotherircer
13:13:18 <Tim-Sim> yes
13:13:26 <steven> that would be wookie
13:14:24 <President_Trump> tim u know who jen is
13:14:30 <President_Trump> u are going to eastland with her
13:15:05 <steven> irc is the worst place to look for girks
13:15:27 <Tim-Sim> President_Trump: no, I think she is one of you guys playing tricks on people, trolling
13:15:40 <slinky_J> meltin cheese and crisps sanga
13:15:42 <slinky_J> heeeeeeeeeee
13:15:49 <Tim-Sim> steven: agreed
13:15:49 <President_Trump> lol
13:15:52 <President_Trump> she is real tim
13:15:55 <President_Trump> ask tigger he wouldnt lie
13:17:08 <steven> loooooooool
13:17:15 <steven> i recorded my mate ripping a bong
13:17:20 <steven> then called him a 'bad pedo'
13:17:35 <President_Trump> ask them what they think of trump
13:19:03 <steven> he is worse then martin bryant
13:20:07 <steven> https://vid.me/G1o1
13:22:15 <steven> https://vid.me/ptST
13:27:00 <steven> https://vid.me/fKkJ
13:31:07 <thestig> my vape does bigger clouds lol
13:32:10 <Tim-Sim> do you believe the Port Arthur Massacre conspiracy theory?
13:32:21 <slinky_J> yay alan davies won qi
13:32:32 <slinky_J> i am meltin another cheese n crisps sanga!
13:32:47 <slinky_J> what's the conspiracy theory Tim-Sim?
13:35:55 <Tim-Sim> That Martin Bryant did not do the massacre. It was a setup performed in aid of dissarming the public
13:36:19 <steven> haha
13:36:32 <President_Trump> what was the benefit of disarming the public?
13:36:59 <Tim-Sim> I don't know
13:37:04 <President_Trump> lol
13:37:07 <President_Trump> good conspiracy then
13:37:29 <Tim-Sim> yeah, a guy at work was telling me azbout it
13:37:35 <slinky_J> such a stupid conspiracy theory
13:38:03 <Tim-Sim> I thought you guys might be all over it
13:39:05 <slinky_J> ?
13:39:12 <slinky_J> what a stupid assumption
13:40:03 <President_Trump> political type stuff doesnt usually get talked about in here Tim-Sim, and if it does you need to remember slinky_J would know the least
13:40:20 <slinky_J> lol
13:40:52 <Tim-Sim> oh, that's right, this is #nerdhacks, what is this channel about again?
13:41:02 <steven> jen
13:41:08 <Tim-Sim> Smoking bongs?
13:41:20 <President_Trump> it's primary purpose is to provide a vehicle to acccess jen pussy
13:41:29 <steven> indeed it is trump
13:41:49 <Tim-Sim> you couldn't even hack a raspberry pie
13:42:22 <steven> what would be the point of that?
13:42:29 <slinky_J> bumhack u
13:43:07 <Tim-Sim> you can hack raspberry pies to do all kinds of things
13:43:15 <slinky_J> you talk alotta shit
13:43:18 <steven> example
13:43:54 <slinky_J> when u leave take President_Trump with u
13:44:00 <slinky_J> he is useless
13:44:15 <slinky_J> everyone in sydney chan hates you President_Trump.
13:44:24 <Tim-Sim> an interactive touch screen DAB radio media player
13:44:39 <President_Trump> i take that as a compliment slinky_J lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll sydney
13:44:46 <slinky_J> lolll
13:44:57 <President_Trump> sit around all day talking about kezzie's lattest bowel movement
13:46:36 <Tim-Sim> or you could hack it to run a pulse width modulated circuit to run a hydrogen powered lawnmower engine
13:47:08 <steven> what is a raspberry pie?
13:47:58 <Tim-Sim> it is a small computer basically
13:48:09 <slinky_J> when I fuck you in the ass with red lipstick on mi knob
13:48:22 <steven> isnt that called a raspberry pi
13:48:28 <slinky_J> no no when i blow rasberry kisses with spit on ur asshole
13:48:35 <slinky_J> and finger it in
13:48:38 <slinky_J> then fuck it
13:48:41 <Tim-Sim> oh, yes sorry, raspberry pi
13:48:45 <slinky_J> I would do that to President_Trump
13:48:48 <slinky_J> cutie
13:49:05 <President_Trump> slinky_J go take your meds bro
13:49:07 <Tim-Sim> I have one here
13:49:08 <President_Trump> so u can chill out
13:49:19 <slinky_J> wont take my feelings away
13:49:22 <Tim-Sim> and PIC microcontrollers etc.
13:49:37 <steven> yeah, i have only modded consoles
13:50:09 <Tim-Sim> I used to chip xbox's
13:50:21 <steven> 360's
13:50:25 <steven> or the first xbox
13:50:35 <Tim-Sim> no the first xbox
13:50:38 <steven> ah
13:50:42 <Tim-Sim> did heaps of them
13:50:43 <steven> have a shot on the 360
13:51:01 <President_Trump> steven has a gopro, yet to make any vids for us yet
13:51:02 <slinky_J> i used to do things over ten years ago too
13:51:51 <steven> i have a 360 here
13:51:57 <steven> i havnt used it for a while
13:52:01 <steven> but its modded
13:52:03 <President_Trump> wear it to nicks fish and chips
13:52:10 <President_Trump> that place is official food outlet of nh
13:52:18 <Tim-Sim> I have a 360 too, don't use it much either
13:52:33 <steven> what games did you play
13:52:49 <slinky_J> commander keen
13:53:21 <Tim-Sim> mostly black ops, cod games. Also spent a lot of time on tiberium wars
13:53:36 <Tim-Sim> modern warfare
13:53:39 <slinky_J> is that coz u only owned 3 games
13:53:42 <slinky_J> :~
13:54:00 <Tim-Sim> hang on, i'll count them
13:54:30 <slinky_J> taking forever
13:54:38 * slinky_J has a coffee
13:54:41 * slinky_J showers
13:54:44 * slinky_J irons his shirts
13:54:52 * slinky_J goes on a trip around the world
13:55:14 <slinky_J> do you have Catherine???
13:55:26 <Tim-Sim> I have 26 although some were lent to friends and never came back
13:55:40 <Tim-Sim> like bioshock, I lent that to bazza...
13:55:52 <Tim-Sim> bioshock was good
13:57:23 <slinky_J> it would have been game of the year if i played it
13:57:40 * slinky_J made mario a super star
13:58:08 <Tim-Sim> hitman was good, back in the day
13:58:36 <Tim-Sim> i got the newer hitman a year or so ago, had better graphics but I just couldn't get stuck into it
13:59:18 <slinky_J> new tomb raiders rock
14:00:03 <Tim-Sim> I have that on PC
14:00:15 <Tim-Sim> i have too many games
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14:05:07 <slinky_J> too bad bloodborne isnt on pc
14:05:09 <slinky_J> hehe
14:05:37 <steven> u got bo2
14:05:49 <slinky_J> lol
14:10:50 <Tim-Sim> i don't have blacl ops 2
14:10:50 <Tim-Sim> .
14:18:20 <steven> mmK
14:18:47 <steven> gta5\
14:21:03 <Tim-Sim> nope
14:22:46 <Tim-Sim> i feel like burning something
14:25:03 <Tim-Sim> but it is lazy saturday
14:25:15 <Tim-Sim> I am recovering from work
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15:12:04 <skeeta> keke
15:12:07 <skeeta> my balls stink
15:12:09 <skeeta> :{
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15:13:17 <steven> wb
15:13:31 <skeeta> stephen hawkz
15:13:37 <steven> g'day cobber
15:13:41 <skeeta> the bumhole
15:13:43 <skeeta> lolollllll
15:14:00 <steven> g'day champ
15:14:14 <skeeta> how is Emily Flicket
15:14:24 <skeeta> aaaaaLolOlOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
15:14:26 <steven> not to bad
15:14:32 <steven> thx for asking
15:14:36 <skeeta> km8
15:14:41 <steven> looooooooooooooool
15:14:57 <steven> how is mister palmer?
15:15:10 <skeeta> still big n fat
15:15:11 <skeeta> LoLOLLLLLL
15:15:23 <steven> i seen your photo last night
15:15:42 <steven> http://pokemongoglobal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Screen-Shot-2016-07-18-at-4.09.53-PM.png
15:16:23 <skeeta> LOLZZZ
15:16:26 <skeeta> whodat
15:16:32 <steven> mr mime
15:16:35 <skeeta> chancey
15:17:07 <steven> u can call me dragonite
15:17:16 <skeeta> pooftaright
15:18:01 <skeeta> woofta gutz
15:18:03 <skeeta> lolz
15:18:49 <steven> i heard uranus took a beating last night
15:19:47 <skeeta> lolzzzzz
15:19:57 <skeeta> ur dads did
15:20:04 <steven> loooooool dont you live with your dad?
15:20:08 <steven> daddys boy
15:21:52 <skeeta> lolzzzzz
15:22:01 <skeeta> dorksey
15:22:06 <steven> hahaha
15:22:59 <steven> wheres vaughn
15:23:52 <steven> the fucking druggo
15:27:09 <skeeta> in ur undies
15:27:21 <skeeta> up the rd
15:27:26 <skeeta> prob making a pipe or smoking one
15:29:23 <skeeta> u a cop???
15:29:48 <slinky_J> take me to the beach and drown me
15:30:55 <skeeta> smelly testicles are in these days
15:31:58 <skeeta> stephen fucken dorx
15:33:43 * skeeta persuades steven to eat the cyanide sandwich
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15:34:26 <GoldSpade> heloo
15:35:11 <GoldSpade> aewr
15:35:27 * skeeta prepares slinky_J to be shown on rotten.com
15:37:04 <skeeta> should i bust a free
15:39:56 <skeeta> discussed mentally, the buster sentinel, with a thrusted up rental vehicle, lets knuckle up and send em in emergency vehicle, mergen wrecklessly to the hospital, never the less the medical bills will be costly
15:40:13 <skeeta> OoohHhhh
15:40:14 <skeeta> cuNT
15:40:15 <skeeta> Lolo
15:41:11 <skeeta> Burn
15:41:29 <slinky_J> take you to the beach
15:41:34 <slinky_J> and drown you
15:45:20 <slinky_J> battlefront death star ooor
15:47:02 <skeeta> smelly testicles !
15:55:43 <Lumeah3> Wash ya self ya dirty cunt
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16:00:47 <skeeta> hehehehehehhe
16:00:49 <skeeta> no waYYY!
16:00:56 <skeeta> caitlyn be here at 4;30
16:01:03 <skeeta> drop me some phetties
16:08:23 <slinky_J> caitlyn jenner
16:10:44 * skeeta slaps slinky_J around with a Riemann rearrangement theorem
16:11:21 <skeeta> she tick me till i get paid
16:11:28 <slinky_J> bloodborne in 3D so dope
16:11:36 <skeeta> 10 days
16:11:37 <skeeta> lol
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16:16:23 <GoldSpade> hey Bonny :)
16:16:29 <Bonny> yo
16:16:36 <GoldSpade> are you feeling good today
16:17:06 <Bonny> I'm ok thanks.. yourself?
16:17:10 <GoldSpade> im well
16:17:16 <GoldSpade> everything is ok
16:17:17 <Bonny> good to read
16:17:19 <GoldSpade> heh
16:17:26 <GoldSpade> good way of putting it
16:17:29 <therealstig> tick wot
16:17:39 <GoldSpade> clock probably
16:17:49 <steven> prolly a fiddy
16:17:53 <steven> looooooool
16:18:04 <therealstig> fuk waste of space
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16:19:01 <therealstig> dont do it man ur mental health wen ya tick a point
16:19:07 <therealstig> aint worth it
16:19:36 <GoldSpade> what are you talking about therealstig
16:19:43 <GoldSpade> centrelink forms
16:19:44 <GoldSpade> ?
16:20:16 <therealstig> sounds like u are
16:29:28 <slinky_J> lol
16:30:27 <skeeta> {:
16:30:28 <skeeta> :}
16:30:36 <President_Trump> therealstig aka david slobbs is at centrelink wage level despite having a full time job
16:30:40 <skeeta> 10 minz
16:30:53 <skeeta> smelly penis
16:33:45 <skeeta> 2 points for me very soon
16:33:47 <skeeta> eeeeeeeeeehehehehehehe
16:34:11 <President_Trump> lolllllllll
16:34:13 <President_Trump> take pics skeeta
16:34:20 <President_Trump> is that slut bringing them
16:35:46 <therealstig> president slump speaks yet.. is anyone really listening
16:36:36 <President_Trump> looks like u are slobbs
16:36:39 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
16:36:54 <President_Trump> u need to work harder so u can afford some lovely Breville appliances
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16:38:34 <plivent> Skirmish amelia isnt on yet so you have to wait afew more hours for your pedoing to begin
16:38:59 <plivent> i just thought i would tell you that me and jen are getting engaged
16:39:02 <Skirmish> I would just give her a call if that were my intention. I don't have to wait for her to login to chat with her.
16:39:05 <plivent> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ skeeta
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16:40:47 <Skirmish> Poor jerome
16:42:09 <slinky_J> President_Trump; what's wrong with Brevvile's kitchen appliances?
16:42:28 <slinky_J> Breville
16:43:00 <President_Trump> nothing at all
16:44:00 <slinky_J> kiss a Breville and make up!
16:50:56 <slinky_J> is Jules hot?
16:51:06 <slinky_J> they always go on about being mother and daughter
16:51:18 <slinky_J> one would assume a Jules would be hot
16:52:54 <President_Trump> jules is in her 50's
16:53:16 <GoldSpade> how old is mummy then
16:53:47 <GoldSpade> she must be close to 80
16:55:24 <President_Trump> 70s
16:55:56 <GoldSpade> far out
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17:10:00 <skeeta> yeah boy
17:10:05 <skeeta> got the coots
17:11:04 <slinky_J> let me shave ur nuts
17:11:05 <skeeta> lizard repel out a chopper zipline at 100 feet with a loaded m4a1 carbine, silenced infa-red rapid firing, zeroing in.
17:11:08 <slinky_J> 50'S
17:11:15 <slinky_J> she acts like a pre-teen
17:11:15 <slinky_J> lol
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17:14:25 <skeeta> i hit the weed and hope to god i can fly high
17:16:54 Nick: skeeta is now known as kuniva
17:17:03 Nick: kuniva is now known as SKEETA
17:18:10 <SKEETA> apperently guy i went after
17:18:12 <SKEETA> has been MIA
17:18:14 <SKEETA> missing
17:18:18 <SKEETA> lololol
17:18:24 <SKEETA> noone fucks with me
17:18:30 <SKEETA> and thats that
17:24:11 <Bonny> you're fucked beyond help, kunivu lol
17:24:19 <SKEETA> spit a flow, sit my eyes low, never cry though, styer-aug to the brain, born insane, changin lanes, re-arranging wartorn water stained papers, folded like oragami cranes, colder than F.B.I deadly coldcase files, you lose n packed in a suitcase, told you my phrases pack razors, play the flute for days n attack the mazes lazily all black as i crawl with a flackjacket opening fire with emmaculate tragic shitzophrenic pecision
17:24:47 <steven> Bonny u'
17:24:48 <steven> \
17:24:49 <steven> SE#
17:24:51 <steven> x
17:24:58 <steven> haah
17:25:00 <Bonny> huh?
17:25:02 <steven> that was emma the dipshit
17:25:10 <Bonny> oh ok lol
17:25:25 <Bonny> well they're are beyond help lol
17:27:41 <steven> where the fuck are services
17:27:41 <steven> haha
17:28:01 <steven> i been about 24 hours
17:28:05 <steven> its
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17:30:04 <SKEETA> might save that one into the scriptures..
17:30:09 <SKEETA> its 5/10er
17:32:20 <SKEETA> ()_()
17:32:20 <SKEETA> (o.O)
17:32:20 <SKEETA> (''')(''')
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17:34:58 <slinky_J> alcohol
17:35:06 <slinky_J> those days when you just need alcohol
17:49:09 <steven> #melbourne 14 users
17:49:10 <steven> haha
17:49:46 <slinky_J> `op steven
17:49:52 Mode: (by slinky_J) +o steven
17:50:03 <steven> leg out
17:50:08 <slinky_J> nice hot bowl of chicken noodle souuup
17:51:18 <slinky_J> ahahaha didnt have game mode set for xbox
17:51:25 <slinky_J> no wonder it was laggy
17:51:27 <slinky_J> last nite..
17:52:22 Mode: (by steven) +ooo Arbition Glenn Skirmish
17:52:28 Mode: (by steven) +oo thestig ynnoB
17:55:50 <SKEETA> ill do one, with mah fluent tongue, drinkin homebrow, flute in hand, im str8 outta geebung, lately im about street rungs, creatin unquie sap sheets pourin out my lungs, be sure to burn these fiends to core, im a diseased machine amongst savage thugs full steam like a tug-boat, they bleed when SKEETA drops killer flows, rollin in a 5 seeta, still alive with a crown repeating rounds on out of bounds targets, im still around fillin these sounds with
17:56:01 <SKEETA> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIDkMytsgyk
17:56:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac feat. Eminem - Bullet to the Brain (NEW 2015) (Jan 24, 2015) Length: 3:27 - Category: Music - 2,887,933 views views - 18,692 likes (97.4%), 498 dislikes (2.6%)
17:58:08 <slinky_J> wish they would stop doing that
17:58:13 <slinky_J> making money off pac and big
17:58:34 <SKEETA> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRvGZffXhfk
17:58:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ATC - All Around The World (la la la la la la la la) (Jun 19, 2008) Length: 3:14 - Category: Music - 76,806,724 views views - 239,351 likes (97.3%), 6,630 dislikes (2.7%)
18:00:22 <slinky_J> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14034687_953504648109224_3953620248731435846_n.jpg?oh=a7b0d52e75876404a09f6e57251dcc3e&oe=586C0A78
18:00:48 <SKEETA> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRFQmgvhX8o
18:00:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac-World Wide (feat. Outlawz) High Quality (May 7, 2009) Length: 4:02 - Category: Music - 409,098 views views - 1,374 likes (96.8%), 45 dislikes (3.2%)
18:01:52 <slinky_J> post something good
18:02:51 <slinky_J> tupac is a little too repetative
18:05:05 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E3kr8qYlto
18:05:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Beatnuts Ft. Big Pun & Cuban Link - Off The Books ( Dirty / HQ Video & Audio ) (Oct 1, 2012) Length: 3:25 - Category: Music - 18,066 views views - likes (99.2%), 2 dislikes (0.8%)
18:05:39 <SKEETA> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuoC04OXe9M
18:05:41 <SKEETA> ??
18:05:43 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - Made Niggaz [High Quality] (Sep 6, 2008) Length: 5:08 - Category: Music - 7,277,527 views views - 29,240 likes (96.8%), 955 dislikes (3.2%)
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18:09:51 <SKEETA> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN0M14V4OtA
18:09:56 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - Troublesome '96 (OG) HQ (May 1, 2011) Length: 5:27 - Category: Music - 3,011,532 views views - 15,348 likes (97.4%), 413 dislikes (2.6%)
18:11:37 <steven> everytime she comes around i go for broke
18:12:43 <SKEETA> in your wildest dreams you couldn't picture a nigga like me
18:12:48 <SKEETA> :)
18:13:52 <SKEETA> caitlyn gave me 1 big rok
18:13:58 <SKEETA> -,-
18:14:26 <SKEETA> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5VQTOBnsQg
18:14:31 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Onyx ft. Dope D.O.D. - #WakeDaFucUp prod. by Snowgoons (Dir. by HOME RUN) [Official HD Video] (Feb 13, 2014) Length: 5:04 - Category: Entertainment - 6,472,326 views views - likes (97.9%), 1,010 dislikes (2.1%)
18:14:32 <SKEETA> check these cuntz out
18:14:35 <SKEETA> good song
18:14:40 <SKEETA> <3 madface
18:14:53 <slinky_J> I know who onyx are
18:15:53 <SKEETA> its a pokemon
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18:15:56 <SKEETA> and a black stone
18:18:08 <SKEETA> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vImdgcPXPWA
18:18:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Onyx - Whut Whut (Prod by Snowgoons) Dir by Big Shot Music INC. (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (Mar 17, 2014) Length: 3:17 - Category: Music - 1,470,613 views views - likes (98.6%), 147 dislikes (1.4%)
18:19:03 <slinky_J> pretty over african americans rapping about the same thing for the past 26 yrs
18:21:35 <SKEETA> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy4fZ9TQpSY
18:21:40 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - 2 Shots In the Dark (New 2016 Political Track) (Aug 29, 2016) Length: 3:53 - Category: Music - 46,937 views views - 591 likes (97.8%), 13 dislikes (2.2%)
18:22:13 <SKEETA> caitlyn enlightened me that i am hilarious again.
18:22:16 <SKEETA> lolz-,-
18:28:44 <steven> because you are buying rock salt off her
18:28:45 <steven> hahaaha
18:28:54 <steven> ofcourse she is going to make you think you are funny
18:31:00 <slinky_J> last night amelia pm me after u did steven uno bout that topic
18:31:02 <slinky_J> anyway right
18:31:11 <slinky_J> my laptop spoke every word she typed, tripped me out
18:31:24 <slinky_J> didnt happen when you pm before O_o
18:35:40 <SKEETA> she give me 5 points on tic i want
18:35:45 <SKEETA> but i dun want it
18:36:57 * SKEETA slaps himself around with a Riemann rearrangement theorem
18:39:43 <President_Trump> how long caitlyn stay for?
18:41:41 <SKEETA> i met her outside
18:41:46 <SKEETA> i told ya noone comes to his house
18:41:54 <SKEETA> no1
18:42:08 <SKEETA> we went for a drive
18:42:26 <SKEETA> i borrowed $4.25 off her too
18:50:48 <President_Trump> what did she charge u
18:51:03 <President_Trump> how long did u drive for
18:52:48 <SKEETA> i had to go to the shop
18:52:51 <SKEETA> so she took me
18:52:57 <SKEETA> inspector faggit
18:53:37 <President_Trump> what did u talk about
18:53:49 <President_Trump> did she say 'this stuff is wicked'
18:58:58 <slinky_J> wooo
18:59:11 <slinky_J> downloading Love & Friendship with Kate Beckinsale
19:01:09 <President_Trump> tfti
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19:07:35 <GoldSpade> hey ame
19:07:50 <amelia> wots up
19:08:27 <GoldSpade> Thump is trying to scam me for photos
19:08:36 <GoldSpade> but I dont have any
19:08:47 <amelia> who has seen your photo on here
19:08:59 <GoldSpade> no he wants to swap
19:09:02 <SKEETA> AFFA
19:09:11 <SKEETA> angel forever - forever angel
19:09:16 <amelia> yes but who has seen your photo on here
19:09:20 <SKEETA> hells angels
19:09:39 <GoldSpade> I think you might of seen it
19:09:49 <GoldSpade> its been taken down anyway
19:09:50 <amelia> i have seen it yes
19:09:59 <GoldSpade> I think so
19:10:02 <amelia> has anyone else tho
19:10:22 <GoldSpade> dont thinki so
19:10:28 <SKEETA> thats why i dont care who knows my credentials
19:10:31 <amelia> fairy nuff
19:10:39 <SKEETA> cus umm yeh come here you might not leave
19:10:47 <SKEETA> :/
19:11:32 <slinky_J> do u wana watch Love & Friendship with me President_Trump
19:11:34 <SKEETA> motherfucker make a motion, give a fuck, slice your ass up throw ya in the ocean!
19:11:37 <slinky_J> it's gon b funny as
19:11:46 <slinky_J> n it's set in the 18th century
19:14:20 <GoldSpade> Thump wants to a type of warez ratio upload to download of irc pics
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19:15:40 <GoldSpade> lummie
19:16:02 <Lumeah> Hi goldie
19:16:18 <GoldSpade> how are you today sweets>
19:16:39 <Lumeah> Yeah i good
19:16:45 <GoldSpade> thats good to hear
19:17:25 <SKEETA> caliber raps, automatic, fulla static, pull a trick, im slick as a sharp blade, a ryhmic cyrptic dart travelling fast, unravelling the shards, mystical bars while dealing cards, my 2 testicles feeling enlarged, as i conceal a 22 rifle down my trackies, the devil sent me to make trifles outta small time lackies, i decide to score illicit shit i can rack lines, spit so fine they back down behind a chick
19:17:26 <Lumeah> Miss Davie but can't have jeliouse wives... I can't help being wanted. :p
19:17:41 <Lumeah> Hi babes
19:18:09 <GoldSpade> whos that
19:18:44 <slinky_J> a ryhmic cyrptic
19:18:48 <Lumeah> Bloke i know
19:18:49 <SKEETA> ()_()
19:18:49 <SKEETA> (o.O)
19:18:49 <SKEETA> (''')(''')
19:18:57 <Lumeah> Hi babe
19:23:43 Mode: (by Glenn) +v Lumeah
19:23:52 Mode: (by Glenn) +o Lumeah
19:23:57 <Glenn> :P
19:24:13 Mode: (by Glenn) +o amelia
19:24:40 <amelia> :)
19:24:43 <SKEETA> slinky_J
19:24:50 <SKEETA> it was suppost to be Rythmic
19:24:58 <SKEETA> ya know.. with Rythm ...
19:27:43 <slinky_J> yup
19:28:01 <slinky_J> amelia have u finished season 2 of Narcos?
19:28:12 <amelia> no sir
19:28:16 <slinky_J> same
19:28:28 <slinky_J> nandos
19:28:29 <amelia> might watch some tonight
19:28:48 <amelia> i jus hate watching TV wif glasses but i has to wif narcos
19:28:58 <slinky_J> why
19:29:01 <slinky_J> subtitles?
19:29:04 <amelia> ye
19:29:19 <slinky_J> i love that it has subtitles
19:29:41 <amelia> yeah I'm all good with the subtitles i jus wish could read them wifout glasses
19:29:54 <slinky_J> and not americans with south american heritage playing columbians that speak english with columbian accents haha
19:30:04 <slinky_J> aw
19:30:14 <slinky_J> I wish I could read them with glasses1
19:30:22 <amelia> haha
19:31:09 <President_Trump> <GoldSpade> Thump is trying to scam me for photos
19:31:19 <President_Trump> lollllllllllll you've been asking me for fax and jules pics for weeks u pedo
19:31:39 <steven> lolol
19:31:56 <steven> why are you pedo's trading pictures
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19:33:10 <amelia> uh oh
19:33:14 <amelia> bon.ny
19:33:30 <Bonny> whats up?
19:33:43 Mode: (by steven) +o Bonny
19:34:25 <+Lumeah> Sup bons
19:34:36 <President_Trump> we arent stevo he always msgs me fax is hot got anymore pics of her
19:34:40 <Bonny> not much
19:34:43 <President_Trump> i think he wants it for wanking
19:35:00 <steven> serial wanker you think?
19:36:17 <President_Trump> 12 times a day ol GoldSpade
19:36:29 <SKEETA> im writing
19:36:31 <SKEETA> :]]
19:37:01 <steven> kekeke~
19:37:24 <slinky_J> stop talking about everyone but yourself President_Trump
19:37:28 <slinky_J> just shut up dude
19:40:01 <SKEETA> i got the whole place covered, with brother loced out brothers, with nothin but love for each other
19:40:03 <SKEETA> LOVE THAT
19:40:09 <President_Trump> stop asking if i want to watch movies with you slinky_J loser lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
19:40:16 <SKEETA> dysTREXia
19:41:35 <President_Trump> coffee lols
19:41:38 <slinky_J> ur not very perceptive
19:42:43 <SKEETA> hit the green spit with greed
19:42:47 <GoldSpade> I told you Thump...I dont care about irc photos...but you did offer
19:42:56 <SKEETA> nevr finish last they cringe when i blast
19:43:18 <SKEETA> the task at hand is easily killed n mutilated
19:43:44 <SKEETA> my retaliation with a band of guns filled with red dots
19:43:54 <GoldSpade> its not like im going to beat off to them
19:43:56 <GoldSpade> heh
19:44:10 <GoldSpade> definately not actually
19:44:11 <GoldSpade> heh
19:44:13 <slinky_J> i want to see Jules pic
19:44:14 <SKEETA> spill guts from a hellspawn creation collect 100grand and bail with plenty of head shots
19:44:21 <SKEETA> hhahaha
19:44:25 <GoldSpade> ask thump...but hes trade only
19:44:35 <GoldSpade> so much for warez
19:44:40 <President_Trump> GoldSpade u have told me before u have beated off to one of fax's pics lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
19:44:51 <GoldSpade> fuck off I have
19:45:06 <GoldSpade> dont be sillt
19:45:13 <GoldSpade> er y
19:45:31 <President_Trump> u were like 'shes hot, probably will'
19:45:37 <President_Trump> i dunno maybe u didnt
19:45:43 <GoldSpade> I didnt !
19:45:43 <amelia> I beat off to Bonnys pic
19:45:49 <GoldSpade> hehe
19:45:51 <SKEETA> 2pac is telling my to write rhymes
19:46:08 <SKEETA> so im warming up
19:46:10 <SKEETA> :D
19:46:20 <SKEETA> havnt quite got it together yet
19:46:29 <GoldSpade> fax is a nasty little bitch anyway
19:47:17 <GoldSpade> so not missing much Trump
19:48:55 <steven> why are you still crying about her then
19:49:05 <GoldSpade> im not
19:49:18 <GoldSpade> but he keeps going on and on about it
19:49:25 <President_Trump> GoldSpade is one of the boys
19:49:26 <slinky_J> i dont trust trump
19:49:31 <GoldSpade> hehehe
19:49:35 <slinky_J> i ask for her pic ill get a pic of someone else
19:49:41 <GoldSpade> or a virus
19:49:44 <slinky_J> like he did with Skirmish
19:49:50 <amelia> AAHAHAHAA
19:49:56 <amelia> Lil`Hitlah
19:49:57 <slinky_J> President_Trump works with school kids and perves on the young girls
19:50:01 <slinky_J> lolz
19:50:08 <President_Trump> projection
19:50:18 <slinky_J> nah man it makes sense like I said
19:50:22 <Bonny> lol amelia
19:50:27 <amelia> the funniest part is that you thought the young kid was Skirmish ahahahaa
19:50:30 <slinky_J> you act like such a child, have the mentality of a child
19:50:43 <slinky_J> so you can't help but to have a job where you can be around the ones you want
19:50:47 <SKEETA> me butt hertz
19:50:47 <slinky_J> disturbs me President_Trump.
19:50:57 <President_Trump> slinky_J stop trying to live out your fantasies through me
19:50:58 <Skirmish> Is slinky_J being a child stalker again?
19:51:06 <steven> loooooooooooooool
19:51:21 <steven> that meltdown is due soon
19:51:23 <President_Trump> slinky_J is on the prowl for more pics of teenage boys yes
19:51:55 <Bonny> we all have our needs
19:52:07 <Skirmish> steven: We should be marking these meltdowns on a calendar. Can pinpoint the exact time that slinky_J runs out of meds and the gap between that moment and the next centrelink payment.
19:52:28 <steven> i'll make an app
19:52:52 <slinky_J> lol
19:52:59 <steven> trump my mate is coming over for a free session
19:53:04 <steven> what questions do i need to ask him
19:53:19 <slinky_J> why are you up in arms @ me Skirmish?
19:53:30 <President_Trump> ask him what he thinks of trump, what he thinks of mexicans and if he wants to make america great again
19:53:31 <slinky_J> it's President_Trump that posts pics of your kid around irc
19:53:39 <slinky_J> and then calls others paedophiles
19:53:46 <slinky_J> President_Trump why do you have pics of peoples children?
19:53:59 <President_Trump> slinky_J i can only see logs of you posting Skirmish's kid everywhere in here
19:54:01 <steven> this guy > https://vid.me/fKkJ
19:54:24 <slinky_J> you tricked me in to thinking it was Skirmish
19:54:35 <slinky_J> so really I posted a pic that I thought was Skirmish
19:54:45 <slinky_J> there's no way of turning that around on me dude
19:54:52 <President_Trump> steven u can just ask the same questions and also ask 'are you getting pedoed hard bro?'
19:54:58 <amelia> ahahaahhaahahahahahahahaha remember "hes got a fkn moustache"
19:55:02 <amelia> aahhahaahahaa
19:55:03 <slinky_J> lol yes
19:55:04 <slinky_J> ahahaha
19:55:10 <Skirmish> Maybe you shouldn't be so desperate to try and score points on me slinky_J and trump wouldn't be able to make you look like a fool.
19:55:22 <slinky_J> he made himself look like a fool.
19:55:48 <President_Trump> slinky_J the number 1 fool in here is you
19:55:52 <slinky_J> I made fun of the situation Lil^Hitlah & The Mo's
19:56:06 <President_Trump> sitting there tapping away on irc wearing your 3d glasses
19:56:14 <slinky_J> 3d glasses again
19:56:33 <Skirmish> The denial is strong in you slinky_J.
19:56:42 <slinky_J> that's you all the way to the bone Skirmish
19:56:48 <slinky_J> Alpha Wolf
19:57:03 <Skirmish> Accept it. Trump could have shown you a picture of anyone and you would have believed it was me because you are desperate for that over me.
19:57:18 <slinky_J> it was a picture of anyone..
19:57:20 <Skirmish> Classic slinky_J.
19:57:21 <slinky_J> anyone but you.
19:57:23 <slinky_J> idiot.
19:57:34 <steven> HEHUEHUEUHE
19:57:46 <Skirmish> But you believed it was me. You were convinced by trump. Because you're a fool.
19:57:49 <slinky_J> I trusted him, had nothing to do with desperation. Stop scratching at your wounds Skirmish.
19:57:58 <steven> looooooooool
19:58:09 <slinky_J> I know you're hurt man, just relax
19:58:13 <steven> ROUND ONE FIGHT!
19:58:41 <Skirmish> no fight. slinky_J has to look at himself in the mirror and live his life every day. I win by default.
19:58:43 <slinky_J> Skirmish will take it in the ass from amelia because he is desperate for her approval
19:58:52 <slinky_J> and won't give her shit for saying shit about his kid
19:58:52 <steven> haha
19:58:57 <slinky_J> but if it were Lumeah
19:59:01 <slinky_J> he'd be losing his shit right now
19:59:03 <slinky_J> bigtime
19:59:03 <steven> amelia do i have your approval babez
19:59:06 <slinky_J> hahaha
19:59:09 <amelia> i never said shit about his son
19:59:11 <President_Trump> slinky_J must have forgotten to take his meds this morning
19:59:15 <amelia> dont bring me into it
19:59:19 <slinky_J> im just saying
19:59:23 <slinky_J> you brought yourself in to it before amelia
19:59:28 <slinky_J> by making fun of it
19:59:30 <steven> yeah amelia
19:59:39 <steven> mwhahahaahhhaha
19:59:45 <amelia> i dont say shit about his son
19:59:45 <slinky_J> was making a point relax amelia
19:59:46 <steven> amelia is the instigator
19:59:52 <amelia> ahahahahahahahaa
19:59:55 <slinky_J> chill out
19:59:56 <amelia> the catalyst
19:59:59 <steven> like lastnights drama
20:00:08 <amelia> AAHHAAHA fuck off
20:00:09 <Skirmish> amelia is always in the middle of everything.
20:00:12 <steven> she is the nerdhacks trouble maker
20:00:14 <steven> hahaahah
20:00:14 <slinky_J> you don't win shit Skirmish
20:00:18 <slinky_J> you're an irc shitkicker
20:00:19 <Skirmish> Y U NO OPEN UP TO ME MEELZ!
20:00:26 <slinky_J> with a troll for a wife and an ugly kid
20:00:28 * Skirmish crys crocodile tears
20:00:30 <President_Trump> amelia wants to be the meat in a nerdhacks sandwich
20:00:36 <steven> haha
20:00:42 <slinky_J> you bragged earlier about ringing amelia if you wanted to
20:00:47 <slinky_J> not having to wait for her to come online
20:00:54 <slinky_J> like she's your trophy
20:00:58 <Skirmish> Did you copy and paste to her?
20:00:58 <steven> it wouldnt of worked
20:01:00 <slinky_J> you're mental dude
20:01:03 <steven> i dont think she has call waiting
20:01:06 <amelia> set the match on fire then walk away n watch you all throw gasoline on it
20:01:06 <steven> and i was on the phone to her
20:01:35 <Skirmish> Poor slinkz.
20:01:38 <slinky_J> amelia all i said was he has a thing for u is why he doesnt go ape shit at you for just typing "Lil^Hitlah"
20:01:39 <President_Trump> she was on the phone to maxipad
20:01:42 <slinky_J> instead he took it out on me
20:01:45 <slinky_J> because he is weak
20:01:54 <Skirmish> steven: I have her direct line. She would hang up from you if I called it.
20:01:54 <amelia> ahahahaahahhaa Lil`Hitlah
20:02:05 <slinky_J> I have her direct line.
20:02:11 <slinky_J> this a 1950's movie
20:02:14 <amelia> im not having a go when i say it im jus laughing
20:02:27 <amelia> its funny hahahahaa
20:02:46 <steven> thats fine ill settle for jen then
20:02:50 <steven> not much difference
20:02:51 <slinky_J> it still offends Skirmish
20:02:55 <steven> mwahahahaha
20:02:57 <slinky_J> but instead of taking it out on you
20:02:58 <Skirmish> I know where amelia stands and I know she isn't being malicious slinky_J. She's got far more class and substance. You on the other hand want to throw her under the bus to justify your behaviour. It's sad.
20:02:59 <slinky_J> like i said
20:03:02 <slinky_J> he takes it out on me amelia
20:03:17 <slinky_J> don't bullshit Skirmish, just suck it up man, you're weak as shit.
20:03:24 <amelia> buzz off steven
20:03:29 <amelia> bzzzzzz
20:03:37 <steven> i heard she sucks a mean helmet
20:03:47 <slinky_J> You don't even know her Skirmish, you can't say that she has class nor can you say she has substance
20:03:50 <Skirmish> lol says the guy trying to put the focus on amelia to take it off himself. Sooooo weeeeeeeak.
20:03:56 <slinky_J> unless you put "I assume" first
20:03:58 <amelia> like a thickshake thru a straw
20:04:05 <slinky_J> wanting to get all literal and shit wit me
20:04:05 <steven> looooool
20:04:08 <steven> that should be a sport
20:04:10 <slinky_J> fucking loser lol
20:04:12 <amelia> ahahaahahhaahaha
20:04:15 <steven> fucking hard work man
20:04:21 <steven> same time
20:04:22 <slinky_J> I'm not blame shifting man
20:04:29 <slinky_J> don't spin the table like a woman Skirmish
20:04:29 <steven> amelia gets a thickshake and destroys it in one sip
20:04:34 <amelia> AHAHAHA
20:04:36 <slinky_J> go emotionally abuse your wife some more
20:04:40 <steven> "Hi Boys"
20:04:42 <amelia> wipe ma mouth
20:04:43 <slinky_J> see what President_Trump trump has done to us :(
20:04:46 <steven> everyone is holding there dicks
20:04:46 <amelia> dats how its done
20:05:18 <slinky_J> steven is your dick as muscley as ur abs?
20:05:26 <amelia> whilst Skirmish & slinky_J are arguing, steven and i are having a real conversation about sucking thick shakes thru straws
20:05:28 <steven> looks like its on steroids
20:05:36 <slinky_J> haha
20:05:40 <Skirmish> I copied what slinky_J is typing and put it into youtube and this is all that came up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE
20:05:40 <steven> but thats just from the flogging i just give it
20:05:42 <slinky_J> do you have dickbells to hang from it
20:05:49 <amelia> show us your flat stomach steven
20:05:52 <slinky_J> you made an effort there Skirmish
20:05:55 <steven> i have a good looking penis
20:05:57 <amelia> do you have a tummy or abs
20:05:59 * Skirmish just laffs
20:06:01 <steven> if thats what your after
20:06:05 <slinky_J> for somebody that isnt a blip on your radar
20:06:11 <slinky_J> you go the whole nine yards 4 me baebz
20:06:24 <amelia> no i don't need your mononut taking up my phone
20:06:26 <slinky_J> thx for postin this, cig time mad song
20:06:40 <Skirmish> lol mononut
20:06:51 <slinky_J> Skirmish obv dont get the meaning to songs
20:07:08 <steven> leave my nut outta dis
20:07:17 <Skirmish> Go for your smoke slinky_J. Give it a rest.
20:07:19 <amelia> that reminds me
20:07:22 <steven> deez nut
20:07:24 <amelia> hows lil man doin
20:07:28 <steven> he is okay
20:07:36 <steven> getting treated like a king
20:07:41 <steven> got a maid on standby
20:07:42 <amelia> ahahaha
20:07:44 <steven> what else would you need
20:07:46 <amelia> good lad
20:07:53 <Skirmish> wet-nurse?
20:07:54 <amelia> fetch me my yogo
20:07:59 <steven> pretty much
20:08:04 <President_Trump> steven what time is the interview taking place?
20:08:08 <steven> i told him an hour
20:08:11 <steven> i was eating dinner
20:08:21 <steven> but i had finished dinner an hour before he called
20:08:25 <steven> after i got off the phone
20:08:31 <amelia> who's your m8
20:08:31 <steven> i was like if he rocks up now he will know i was talking shit
20:08:33 <steven> hahaahahahaah
20:08:34 <President_Trump> tell him to come on nh too
20:08:36 <amelia> your bf from work
20:08:41 <steven> that cunts from the video
20:08:43 <steven> cunt
20:08:48 <amelia> wot vide
20:08:51 <amelia> o
20:08:51 <President_Trump> 'old cunt'
20:09:00 <slinky_J> naw Skirmish u posted a good song because it's titled "Loser" not even knowin' what it means
20:09:01 <slinky_J> lol
20:09:04 <steven> this guy > https://vid.me/fKkJ
20:09:09 <slinky_J> it's just how he is shit at rapping
20:09:13 <slinky_J> fkn loser
20:09:22 <SKEETA> haha
20:09:25 <SKEETA> 2 shotz in the dark
20:09:27 <SKEETA> hell yeaa
20:09:31 <SKEETA> dont shoot 2pacs mates
20:09:34 <SKEETA> period
20:09:41 <slinky_J> lol
20:09:45 <amelia> why do you has a kettle bell
20:09:59 <President_Trump> it's emmas, used once
20:10:06 <steven> umm
20:10:11 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o amelia
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20:10:11 Mode: (by ChanOP) +l 50
20:10:14 <SKEETA> spit so fine they back down behind a chick
20:10:15 <steven> hahaah
20:10:16 <SKEETA> aaaaaahahahahaha
20:10:19 <steven> * ChanOP sets mode: -o amelia
20:10:27 <steven> no idea
20:10:31 <SKEETA> time to aim triggers
20:10:34 <amelia> ahaahhaahahha
20:10:38 <steven> i use it sometimes
20:10:40 <amelia> why it hate on me for
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20:10:48 <President_Trump> chanop came back just got booted from about five channels lolllllllllllllllll
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20:10:59 <SKEETA> and my motherfucken tech9
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20:11:04 <steven> hhqhhah
20:11:08 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
20:11:27 <amelia> wot weight is the kettle bell
20:11:32 <steven> 5kgs
20:11:42 <amelia> bullshit
20:11:47 <SKEETA> i was down to 87.2
20:11:48 <steven> oh fuckup
20:11:49 <steven> plz
20:11:53 <amelia> you can't get 5kg kettle bells
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20:11:55 <steven> 4 or 5
20:12:06 <steven> listen to this crumpet
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20:12:39 <amelia> why are you using 4kg kettle bells
20:13:31 <steven> if it was it is 5kgs
20:13:35 <steven> er
20:13:39 <steven> was it green or purple?
20:13:40 <President_Trump> i told u they are emmas
20:13:45 <amelia> cant get 5kg kettle bells
20:13:51 <steven> yeh you can
20:13:56 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll steven EXPOSED
20:14:00 <steven> yeah?
20:14:06 <steven> let me take a picture
20:14:07 <amelia> nah you can hahahaha
20:14:13 <steven> hahaah
20:14:15 <steven> she jumped on google
20:14:24 <steven> hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaa
20:14:27 <President_Trump> steven thought he was buying 5kg kettle bells but got ripped off 1kg lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:14:29 <steven> before making a fool outta herself
20:14:30 <steven> !
20:14:38 <amelia> no wot are you doing with a 5kg kettle bell
20:14:40 <steven> its actually a 7.5kg
20:14:47 <steven> losers
20:14:50 <amelia> men shouldn't use anything less than 16
20:14:53 <amelia> you loser
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20:14:55 Nick: thestig is now known as thestig1
20:14:55 Nick: xm is now known as xm1
20:14:56 <steven> i thought it was 5 becuz im strong
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20:15:07 <Skirmish> Someone got triggered in #sydney what's that all about trump.
20:15:07 <steven> that was around the time i had a broken arm
20:15:11 <steven> you silly crunts
20:15:15 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahaa
20:15:26 <steven> still lifting more then a girl
20:15:45 <Skirmish> Just do heaps of reps with the light weights. You'll be right.
20:15:50 Mode: (by slinky_J) +b *!*@201d3e2d.iinet.net.au
20:15:54 <steven> `unban all
20:15:58 <amelia> girls lift more than 5kg
20:16:07 Kick: President_Trump was kicked by slinky_J (stop inciting shit ginger faggot)
20:16:17 <amelia> your son lifts more than 5kg with his nut
20:16:34 <Skirmish> slinky_J is triggered.
20:16:35 <steven> i sometimes pick it up with my foot
20:16:38 <steven> up and down up and down
20:16:43 <steven> doesnt matter how heavy it is
20:16:47 <slinky_J> im not anything
20:16:47 <steven> the more you do the harder it gets
20:16:53 <slinky_J> stop talking shit Skirmish
20:16:53 <steven> so what is your fucking point?
20:16:57 <slinky_J> alpha of nothing
20:16:59 <Skirmish> #triggered
20:17:02 <slinky_J> go boss your family around
20:17:05 <amelia> hahahahahahahaaha
20:17:10 <slinky_J> get that big man feel goin
20:17:12 <steven> ahaha
20:17:21 <slinky_J> gain nothin giving me shit dude id flaw you irc
20:17:27 <slinky_J> irl*
20:17:29 <amelia> ye you lift 5kg weight for 3 days straight it might finally weigh you down
20:17:36 <Skirmish> slinky_J right now http://imgur.com/3X0KnbH
20:17:46 <steven> ok
20:17:47 <steven> amelia
20:17:52 <slinky_J> quit trying to impress everyone dude
20:18:07 <slinky_J> you're like a little kid trying to show off but nobody gives a shit, just you dont get that
20:18:09 <SKEETA> mic check 1 , 2
20:18:15 <SKEETA> we recordinh?
20:18:15 <steven> ur gay
20:18:18 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHAHAA steven
20:18:28 <Skirmish> Yeah steven stop trying to impress everyone. You lift little kettlebells. Nobody is impressed.
20:18:29 <steven> please dont call my phone tonight
20:18:31 <steven> u are banned
20:18:39 <amelia> no i was jus jokin
20:18:42 <amelia> cmon babez
20:18:53 <slinky_J> why do you need to have the last word Skirmish?
20:18:58 <slinky_J> you're one of those guys eh
20:19:04 <Skirmish> http://imgur.com/3X0KnbH
20:19:18 <slinky_J> I mean, kate and lumeah turn u down so u hate them
20:19:21 <steven> thats my cum face
20:19:28 <slinky_J> you act like a pre-teen
20:19:34 <slinky_J> wah wah I didn't get my way
20:19:43 <Skirmish> Why are you now bringing Kate into this? We get along great. What is it with you trying to involve people in your shit?
20:19:55 <amelia> kate has nice teeth
20:20:15 <slinky_J> im not involving anyone
20:20:15 Nick: xm1 is now known as xm
20:20:16 <steven> i got massive muscles
20:20:17 <slinky_J> kate isnt here
20:20:21 <slinky_J> duh
20:20:22 <steven> i can only thank them kettle bells
20:20:26 <steven> amen
20:20:29 <amelia> must be them heavy kettle bells
20:20:39 <steven> yeah because they only go up to 4kgs
20:20:41 <steven> dont they ?
20:20:43 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahahaha
20:20:48 <steven> mwahaha
20:20:50 <steven> foolish women
20:20:51 <slinky_J> You just don't know when to back down, because you're constantly trying to prove yourself
20:21:05 <amelia> 5kgs is jus very low
20:21:10 <steven> it isnt 5kgs
20:21:11 <Skirmish> Why do you need to keep banging on slinky_J? Move on. Let it go bro.
20:21:11 <slinky_J> it's fkn sad that you have to come on irc to do it too
20:21:16 <steven> so what are you talking about
20:21:19 <slinky_J> haha
20:21:25 <slinky_J> nice way to save face Skirmish
20:21:28 <amelia> 7.5kg is jus very low
20:21:34 <steven> they only go up to 4kgs tho
20:21:36 <slinky_J> doesn't work dude it's just another way you cry when you don't get your way
20:21:47 <steven> so obv is pretty high
20:21:49 <amelia> what do you do with it? spin it on your nose
20:21:52 <slinky_J> I got you pinned man, you're a fkn loser bro
20:21:58 <amelia> i never said they go up to only 4kg
20:22:04 <slinky_J> powertrippin faggot
20:22:06 <steven> no i use it as a spacer when i root my pillow
20:22:08 <amelia> i said they didn't come in 5kgs
20:22:30 <SKEETA> here i go, with my fearless flow, i shed tears that glow, grow weed n devour no-doze, my career is loud like a crowd cheerin, proud to be psycho driven, with head full of pop rivets, ive blead lots of rivers, but instead i drop hurricames now, full of pain but still ready suffocate fake snakes with plastic wrap.
20:22:53 <amelia> would you shut up
20:22:56 <SKEETA> 3/10
20:23:00 <steven> cant you amelia?
20:23:03 <amelia> 0/10
20:23:05 <steven> http://prntscr.com/cj0iad
20:23:11 <steven> what else dont they come in ?
20:23:21 <SKEETA> 0
20:23:23 <SKEETA> yes
20:23:25 <amelia> yeah and i said after they do
20:23:30 <steven> oh okay
20:23:31 <Skirmish> Sif lift kettle bells. Get a straight bar and be a man.
20:23:31 <amelia> I was shit stirring you
20:23:36 <steven> ahhhhhhh
20:23:44 <steven> same
20:23:52 <amelia> now you are posting pics of 5kg kettle bells
20:23:53 <amelia> hahahahahhaahhahaa
20:23:54 <steven> amelia :)
20:23:59 <steven> Projection.
20:24:11 <amelia> post some more kettle bell pics :)
20:24:19 <amelia> princess :)
20:25:05 <steven> http://prntscr.com/cj0iv0
20:25:11 <steven> amelia :)
20:25:12 <Skirmish> Maybe it's time to admit you have one of these too steven https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk8xqgmnNnI
20:25:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How To Shake It (Sep 25, 2009) Length: 1:30 - Category: Entertainment - 515,748 views views - 532 likes (87.1%), 79 dislikes (12.9%)
20:25:24 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA steven
20:25:48 <amelia> wtf are those women thinking
20:25:50 <SKEETA> fuck im a mad wrappee
20:25:54 <SKEETA> wrapper
20:25:57 <steven> one ?
20:26:04 <Skirmish> amelia: Money
20:26:08 <steven> i have 2
20:26:15 <amelia> is that thing real?
20:26:21 <Skirmish> Yeah it is lol
20:26:21 <steven> i seen a prank like that
20:26:24 <amelia> did someone actually come up with it or is it a joke
20:26:29 <steven> but the guy was facing the other way doing it
20:26:37 <steven> people thought he was having a mad flog
20:26:43 <amelia> did they not realise what it looks like? Are you fucking kidding me
20:26:46 <Skirmish> It's legit and then people have been ripping it off ever since.
20:27:06 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vILl8eXHKwY
20:27:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Extreme Wanking in public prank (Aug 24, 2014) Length: 4:19 - Category: Entertainment - 141,809 views views - 1,340 likes (89%), 166 dislikes (11%)
20:27:21 <amelia> so in all the testing phases, not one person said it looks like youre jacking a dick off?
20:28:16 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C88Ydagh0Q
20:28:20 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kaley Cuoco Bought a Shake Weight! (Mar 28, 2011) Length: 2:09 - Category: Entertainment - 6,619,090 views views - 35,970 likes (98.7%), 459 dislikes (1.3%)
20:28:28 <slinky_J> because not everybody has a dirty mind
20:29:13 <amelia> I LUFF PENNY
20:29:15 <steven> hahahaa
20:29:17 <steven> emma walks in
20:29:20 <steven> kicks my xbox
20:29:21 <amelia> i actually like Bernadette
20:29:22 <steven> knocks it over
20:29:26 <steven> then blames it on me
20:29:31 <amelia> why she kickin consoles for?
20:29:34 <amelia> thats it
20:29:39 <amelia> break it off
20:29:42 <steven> she was cleaning all my dishes
20:29:50 <amelia> you don't need that type of attitude in your life
20:29:56 <steven> hahahahahaahaaha
20:30:06 <steven> she did try to get on here today
20:30:28 <amelia> what do you mean try
20:30:35 <steven> she came over and started typing
20:30:37 <steven> but i caught her
20:30:47 <steven> i kinda stoped her
20:30:49 <steven> <steven> Bonny u'
20:30:49 <steven> <steven> \
20:30:49 <steven> <steven> SE#
20:30:49 <steven> <steven> x
20:30:49 <steven> <steven> haah
20:30:49 <steven> <Bonny> huh?
20:30:49 <steven> <steven> that was emma the dipshit
20:31:24 <amelia> AHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAH
20:31:49 <amelia> EMMA NO!!!!! *shoves her to the floor*
20:32:03 <steven> yeah forgot lays in the boots
20:32:40 <amelia> hahahahaa
20:32:47 <amelia> calm down kettle bell king
20:32:56 <steven> YEAH BOI
20:32:56 <amelia> `unban all
20:32:56 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@201d3e2d.iinet.net.au
20:32:59 <steven> and dont you forget it
20:33:07 <steven> `access -
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20:33:25 <steven> `access -
20:33:34 <SKEETA> hell bent, cast a spell on a friend, unleash hell then repent, the lord sent me to dispell wretched things, funny as steve carell when i toke like a fiend, the bells ring loud every evening, from the cards i dealt forever smoking, pelting this shit my computers melting, the flute giving me shelter, need a root in the nood and ill belt her
20:33:37 <steven> hahaaha
20:33:54 <Skirmish> SKEETA: you know that what you're typing is shit, right?
20:35:01 <steven> HEHEHE
20:35:13 <SKEETA> yerp
20:35:14 <SKEETA> i do
20:35:17 <SKEETA> i no
20:36:14 <slinky_J> he's better than Lil^Hitlah
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20:37:03 <steven> haha
20:37:09 <slinky_J> lol wtf
20:37:16 <Skirmish> slinky_J back on the scene making fun of teenage kids to score points.
20:37:16 <Bonny> are you sure it's not kuniva?
20:37:23 <steven> it is
20:37:31 <amelia> now I'm watching kaley videos
20:37:38 <steven> kaley ?
20:37:40 <Skirmish> She's a hot bitch.
20:37:43 <amelia> Penny
20:37:43 <steven> she sounds hot
20:37:46 <amelia> yeah super cute
20:37:49 <steven> wow i was about to say
20:37:54 <steven> i know by the name
20:38:44 <Bonny> is she kuniva's g/f or something?
20:38:50 <steven> no chance
20:38:53 <Bonny> or sister?
20:39:23 <Bonny> she has the same credentials as kuniva..
20:39:42 <Bonny> same ident etc
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20:39:58 <SKEETA> :}
20:40:00 <steven> this is kuniva
20:40:01 <Bonny> wb
20:40:12 <steven> kuniva the bum sniffer
20:40:16 <Bonny> lol
20:40:19 * SKEETA inhales deep
20:40:21 <Glenn> Definitely kuniva
20:40:30 <SKEETA> i provail on my creep
20:40:32 <SKEETA> n so on
20:40:33 <slinky_J> score points?
20:40:34 <SKEETA> u no how i do
20:40:38 <Bonny> it was him all along
20:40:39 <slinky_J> what you talkin' bout willis
20:40:53 <steven> SKEETA = kuniva
20:41:00 <SKEETA> caitlyn called me rocky
20:41:01 <steven> aka poolover
20:41:02 <Bonny> just as I thought
20:41:05 <Bonny> lol
20:41:23 <SKEETA> she said she was at uni reading what i said laughing her butt off... lol
20:41:36 <Bonny> lol
20:41:40 <Skirmish> slinky_J: Go back to paying out on peoples families bro. It's who you are.
20:42:06 Mode: (by steven) +ooo amelia GoldSpade Ripstaa
20:42:08 <slinky_J> you've done it to me about my mother before
20:42:10 <SKEETA> she likes me :D
20:42:10 <slinky_J> and son
20:42:12 Mode: (by steven) +ooo Cloud NeXus_ SKEETA
20:42:18 <slinky_J> fair game since you did it first.
20:42:25 <slinky_J> selective memory huh?
20:42:48 <SKEETA> `deop
20:42:57 Mode: (by SKEETA) +h SKEETA
20:42:57 Kick: SKEETA was kicked by steven (`deop)
20:43:01 Join: SKEETA ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:43:31 <Glenn> Bottom of the pile.
20:45:57 <Skirmish> I've never paid out your mother and had no idea you have a child so whatever you need to make up to justify your behaviour is ok with me Josh.
20:47:35 <SKEETA> skeeta, u wanna bleed huh? im g'd up from the feet up, with grenades pinned inside my suit, a ruthless blade named Sinful beginning etched as its name, im lingering on the park bench allday, listening to 2pac with a wrench as my weapon of choice, the reverend said you're wreckin the place, disrespectufl and crazy blended in my face, ill deflect a becks brand beer bottle over your head, give you a serving like Pete Sampras.
20:48:19 <slinky_J> not making anything up, what ever you have to say to avoid it.
20:48:34 <slinky_J> it's the only reason I give you shit about them, is what you've said in the past.
20:48:40 <slinky_J> so shut up and put up with it.
20:48:41 <steven> SKEETA u suck balls kid
20:48:53 <amelia> agreed
20:49:02 <steven> this is the part where everyone in the crowd would start bottling you
20:49:22 <amelia> yes, i would definitely bottle SKEETA
20:49:27 <slinky_J> in the bum?
20:49:27 <steven> indeed
20:49:37 <SKEETA> bottle me :S
20:49:42 <SKEETA> that wud hert >.<
20:50:11 <steven> uck my mates here
20:50:34 <steven> i'll get him on here one day
20:50:42 <steven> fuckng belongs in here
20:51:31 Quit: Bonny ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
20:51:36 <amelia> who does he most compare with
20:52:26 <steven> blitz
20:52:34 <amelia> hahahahahahaahahhaaha
20:52:40 <steven> blitz from the bronx
20:52:47 <amelia> aagahahaahahah
20:53:16 <steven> u have prolly seen him driving
20:53:19 <steven> he is a mentalcase
20:53:29 <amelia> how do you know him
20:53:35 <amelia> you haf odd friends
20:54:23 * SKEETA slaps amelia around with nuclear waste
20:54:32 <SKEETA> who up 4 a rap battle
20:55:18 <SKEETA> the rattle snake got his paper in blue ink ready 2 rattle. :D
20:55:52 <SKEETA> cum on someoneeee
20:55:56 <SKEETA> raps against meeeee
20:56:19 <SKEETA> 1st person who does, ill put some effort into burning the CUNT
20:57:51 Join: Bonny ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:57:57 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Bonny
21:03:21 <GoldSpade> hows Bonny tonite
21:03:37 <Bonny> you asked me that b4.
21:03:45 <GoldSpade> yeah and you didnt answer
21:03:46 <Bonny> I hate repeating so I won't reply
21:03:52 <Bonny> yes I did.. backscroll
21:04:55 <GoldSpade> hehe must be my glasses again
21:05:01 * GoldSpade sighs
21:05:13 <amelia> Bonny so feisty babez
21:05:29 <GoldSpade> you met Bonny ame?
21:05:41 <amelia> ye i wank over her pics
21:05:45 <GoldSpade> hehehe
21:06:07 <GoldSpade> arent you fem
21:06:13 <amelia> ye
21:06:19 <GoldSpade> how do you wank then
21:06:21 <Bonny> [17/09/16|16:16:42] <Bonny> I'm ok thanks.. yourself?
21:06:21 <Bonny> [17/09/16|16:16:46] <GoldSpade> im well
21:06:21 <Bonny> [17/09/16|16:16:52] <GoldSpade> everything is ok
21:06:21 <Bonny> [17/09/16|16:16:53] <Bonny> good to read
21:06:42 <Bonny> fem wank too
21:06:47 <GoldSpade> no they rub
21:07:16 <Bonny> it's masturbation.. same difference.. not all rul
21:07:19 <Bonny> rub*
21:07:31 <GoldSpade> trannys may not
21:07:50 <GoldSpade> depends what the've got
21:09:32 <Bonny> what are females that turn into male called?
21:09:47 <amelia> steven
21:09:51 <GoldSpade> hehehehe
21:10:04 <Bonny> lol
21:10:59 <GoldSpade> that would be venus williams
21:11:10 <GoldSpade> and michelle obama
21:12:18 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit: BEEP BEP
21:12:28 <+Lumeah> Transsexuals
21:12:50 <Bonny> in other words tranny
21:12:53 <+Lumeah> Golda u a chick now bro?
21:12:57 <GoldSpade> yes like I said before
21:13:05 <GoldSpade> not sure
21:13:06 <GoldSpade> heh
21:13:26 <+Lumeah> Dry up n fall off did it?
21:13:30 <GoldSpade> would like to be one for a day
21:13:32 <Bonny> weren't you referal to males dressing up and behaving as females?
21:13:58 <GoldSpade> how could anyone live like that
21:14:08 <Bonny> no idea
21:14:12 <GoldSpade> think I would kill myself
21:14:12 <+Lumeah> Nothing wrong with men dressing as women
21:14:23 <GoldSpade> yeah but they cant hide it though
21:14:25 <Bonny> I think they're fun
21:15:02 <GoldSpade> I would never have a 3 some with another guy there
21:15:07 <Bonny> lol
21:15:17 <GoldSpade> would be real turn off seeing another cock
21:15:19 <GoldSpade> ewww
21:15:31 <Bonny> I would never have a 3some with another female there.. so we're even
21:15:38 <GoldSpade> huh
21:15:44 <GoldSpade> ok
21:15:50 <GoldSpade> dont see the problem there
21:15:52 <slinky_J> as if
21:15:56 <slinky_J> i had a 4 some
21:16:03 <slinky_J> me 2 mates n my ex's best friend
21:16:07 <slinky_J> she got dicked hard
21:16:17 <slinky_J> it was ultimate revenge
21:16:32 <Bonny> you don't see a problem as you're a male.. I'm a female and I see a huge problem with sharing with another female
21:16:45 <GoldSpade> maybe you need practice
21:16:54 <Bonny> at 51?
21:16:57 <GoldSpade> ehehe
21:17:07 <GoldSpade> heh
21:17:13 <GoldSpade> never too late
21:17:35 <Bonny> I don't need practising..
21:17:45 <GoldSpade> got the goods huh
21:17:49 <Bonny> I've been doin that for decades
21:17:54 <GoldSpade> heh
21:18:25 <GoldSpade> you should find a recently divorced male in his late 30's Bonny
21:18:38 <Bonny> who said I haven't?
21:18:46 <GoldSpade> ok I take it all back then
21:18:47 <GoldSpade> heh
21:19:55 <+Lumeah> Are u recently divorced gold.. Or just still married? Huh
21:20:19 <slinky_J> YESSS
21:20:22 <slinky_J> finalllllly
21:20:24 <slinky_J> owned this boss
21:20:39 <GoldSpade> dont wish to comment lummie sorry
21:26:27 <slinky_J> https://youtu.be/Cs05YQIXKdc
21:26:32 <+Lumeah> Hahahaha
21:26:32 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dear god, it's Super Mario 64: Toad Hell Edition (Sep 16, 2016) Length: 18:58 - Category: Gaming - 10,464 views views - 94 likes (79.7%), 24 dislikes (20.3%)
21:26:46 <+Lumeah> Cuz why the fuck not m
21:26:48 <+Lumeah> Mmmm
21:26:57 <+Lumeah> The mind boggles
21:27:39 <GoldSpade> pls leave it
21:27:42 <+Lumeah> I hurt my knee. :(
21:27:45 <+Lumeah> Ok
21:27:53 <+Lumeah> Im a good girl
21:28:02 <+Lumeah> Ill behave... Lol
21:28:06 <GoldSpade> yes most of the time
21:28:06 <+Lumeah> ;)
21:28:15 <+Lumeah> ...
21:28:20 <GoldSpade> you are
21:28:27 <+Lumeah> Most? Is boring
21:29:19 <GoldSpade> lets not discuss the incident
21:29:29 <GoldSpade> :)
21:29:32 <SKEETA> huh
21:29:40 <+Lumeah> Uhuh.... Incident?
21:29:52 <+Lumeah> Right
21:29:52 <GoldSpade> not gonna go there
21:30:10 <+Lumeah> Cuz ull give yourself away
21:30:14 <+Lumeah> . Lol
21:30:19 <+Lumeah> Rof...
21:30:20 <GoldSpade> just let it go
21:30:29 <+Lumeah> :p
21:30:41 <+Lumeah> :ppppp
21:30:47 <GoldSpade> just like ame and steveo need to do
21:30:54 <+Lumeah> :p~~~
21:31:15 <amelia> steven & i need to let wot go?
21:31:19 <+Lumeah> Cum kiss my knee better
21:31:32 <GoldSpade> you both need to put all the love and hatred aside
21:31:37 <+Lumeah> Hahaha now ya started something
21:32:11 <amelia> sometimes he jus smothers me with too much love and i jus can't handle it
21:32:26 <GoldSpade> you snap!
21:32:27 <+Lumeah> Be Greatfull
21:32:34 <+Lumeah> Lest u have love
21:32:54 <+Lumeah> ... Sniff
21:33:00 <amelia> he needs to give me space but all he does is shower me with his love
21:33:04 <amelia> its too much
21:33:15 <GoldSpade> love in the shower ame?
21:33:30 <amelia> of course
21:33:51 <+Lumeah> Well again
21:34:01 <+Lumeah> Stfu cuz u have love...
21:34:11 <+Lumeah> Very u greatfull
21:34:14 <+Lumeah> Un
21:34:15 <GoldSpade> they are fuck buddies lummie
21:34:17 <GoldSpade> its different
21:34:19 <+Lumeah> Tut tut tut
21:34:21 <amelia> don't tell me to shut the fuck up
21:34:27 <amelia> clumsy knee bitch
21:34:32 <+Lumeah> Why
21:34:39 <amelia> steven and i aren't fuck buddies
21:34:43 <+Lumeah> Stfu sweetheart
21:34:45 <amelia> he loves me and i hate him
21:34:58 <+Lumeah> U fuck him?
21:35:02 <amelia> Lumeah back in your box retard
21:35:09 <GoldSpade> of course
21:35:20 <+Lumeah> Hunny...
21:35:33 <SKEETA> the incident, innocent till proven guilty, im heaven sent, payed my bills my pockets loose thats the truth, abuse drugs and loose traction when the turbo boost kicks, ya better learn ho my faction are super sloothes, a group of oriental with beuaitful hypo sensitive flows, respectively fire directly at your mission impossible type image, im phenominal when tied down behind this vicious superstitious fictional typical lyrical mask.
21:35:38 <GoldSpade> err
21:35:43 <+Lumeah> Derogatory comments make u look weak..
21:35:59 <+Lumeah> How long is it before u figure that out hun?
21:36:16 <slinky_J> skeeta try telling a story
21:36:26 <amelia> you're dumb just shut up
21:36:27 <slinky_J> so begin with looking back on the incident
21:36:27 <+Lumeah> Again stfu.
21:36:33 <GoldSpade> he wants to be the next 50 c
21:36:55 <+Lumeah> Proven...
21:37:03 <+Lumeah> Who's dum now?
21:37:12 <amelia> ...
21:37:14 <+Lumeah> Fuck buddie.. Lol
21:37:19 <GoldSpade> hehe
21:37:36 <+Lumeah> ... Dots.. Good reply
21:37:49 <amelia> shut up you're as bad as kunny
21:37:51 <+Lumeah> So intellectual..
21:37:54 <amelia> pair of dumb idiots
21:38:03 <+Lumeah> Lol... Hahahaha
21:38:09 <+Lumeah> Keep going sweaty
21:38:12 <amelia> even worse when you try and act smart but fail even harder
21:38:23 <+Lumeah> Proving me right
21:38:27 <GoldSpade> nothing wrong with having a fuck buddy...providing you dont use black and gold condoms
21:38:40 <slinky_J> werd
21:38:43 <slinky_J> fuck buddy!
21:38:46 <slinky_J> no fkn around
21:38:55 <+Lumeah> Something wrong with fake promises tho.
21:39:04 <+Lumeah> Isn't there.?
21:39:15 <amelia> my god
21:39:28 <+Lumeah> Shut up amelia
21:39:29 <SKEETA> give me a topic slinky_J
21:39:40 <+Lumeah> U get back in the corner darlin
21:39:43 <amelia> SHuT uP aMeLia
21:39:46 <+Lumeah> Ok? Ta
21:39:47 <SKEETA> you do something better and strop critisizig arsehole
21:39:55 <amelia> calm down frizzy frog
21:40:12 Nick: grem is now known as gremlinz
21:40:18 <+Lumeah> More derogatory comments
21:40:24 Nick: gremlinz is now known as grem
21:40:31 <slinky_J> ey?
21:40:32 <+Lumeah> Sooo intellectual..
21:40:34 <amelia> FRiZZY FRoG
21:40:51 <amelia> is that your word of the day, intellectual?
21:40:54 <slinky_J> I can do a hundred times better.
21:41:00 <+Lumeah> amelia:... Sad thing aren't u?
21:41:12 <amelia> no i generally laugh quite a lot
21:41:19 <GoldSpade> heh
21:41:23 <+Lumeah> Go fuck your fuck buddie
21:41:31 <amelia> ...
21:41:41 <amelia> I can't stop laughing
21:41:44 <+Lumeah> Clearly u have some built up frustration
21:41:59 <amelia> FuCK BuDDie
21:42:23 <+Lumeah> U can laugh.. N be a sad excuse for a human.
21:42:52 <amelia> Lumeah how old am I?
21:42:56 <amelia> what do i do for a job?
21:43:01 <amelia> what are my values?
21:43:07 <amelia> what are my pet peeves?
21:43:28 <amelia> you dont know fuck all
21:43:50 <amelia> so shut your ugly old mouth, dumb old frizzy haired bitch
21:44:03 <amelia> yap yap yap
21:44:03 <+Lumeah> I can't give a flying fuck about u.
21:44:14 <+Lumeah> Lol
21:44:22 <amelia> so don't make opinions on what kind kf human i am
21:44:22 <+Lumeah> Now im laughing
21:44:27 <amelia> idiot
21:44:33 <+Lumeah> Lol.
21:44:36 <+Lumeah> Rof...
21:44:40 <+Lumeah> Hahahaha
21:44:51 <amelia> old people are odd
21:45:07 <+Lumeah> You're a fucktard
21:45:10 <+Lumeah> Lol
21:45:15 <amelia> ok grandma
21:46:01 <SKEETA> calm down? id rather farm hellhounds, and tell em who the father is, my lava burns i when spit like a colonel, thatll learn em as I earn some chips from the centrelink, flip these lyrics with a decent twist, fuck the precincts my spirits diss demons, this fissure is pissen out tonight, im listening out loud till i get it right
21:48:43 <+Lumeah> GoldSpade...maybe i don't wanna be good girl
21:49:29 <GoldSpade> errr
21:49:37 <GoldSpade> maybe you are right
21:49:38 <Bonny> good girls are boring and frigids
21:50:27 <GoldSpade> that was a good cat fight
21:50:32 <GoldSpade> enjoyed it :)
21:50:58 <slinky_J> you've listened to too much eminem
21:51:08 <slinky_J> and haven't learned a single thing from him
21:51:52 <SKEETA> hahaa
21:52:10 Nick: SKEETA is now known as IMMORTALTECHNIQUE
21:52:53 <GoldSpade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ7RWaUGdR4
21:52:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I Am Afraid (Eminem Parody) (Nov 30, 2011) Length: 3:39 - Category: Music - 69,435 views views - 396 likes (85%), 70 dislikes (15%)
21:54:27 <+Lumeah> I didn't try very hard.
21:54:28 <+Lumeah> Lol
21:54:31 <IMMORTALTECHNIQUE> not even trying
21:54:47 <IMMORTALTECHNIQUE> ill do a 6 hour freestyle on cam with sound
21:55:52 <GoldSpade> errr no thanks
21:56:00 Part: IMMORTALTECHNIQUE ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks (Removed by Bonny: Change your nick the all caps is hurting my eyes!)
21:56:20 <slinky_J> srsly..
21:57:05 Join: Sharni ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
21:57:22 Join: IMMORTALTECHNIQUE ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
21:57:30 <GoldSpade> hi there Sharni
21:57:47 <Sharni> Hey
21:57:49 <GoldSpade> how are you sweetheart
21:57:54 <Sharni> Good
21:57:57 <Sharni> Yourself
21:58:03 <GoldSpade> doing well :)
21:58:17 <GoldSpade> cant say the same for Lumeah and amelia
21:58:44 <GoldSpade> they've been acting like the brady bunch
21:59:42 <+Lumeah> U like it
22:00:11 <IMMORTALTECHNIQUE> sharni, root her in the barn, and tarnish that bitch with varnish, thinks shes delish but smells like fish, cop a feel but she got no tits, just bein real i forgot the next bit
22:00:16 <+Lumeah> Still don't know what the incident was
22:00:35 <GoldSpade> another time lummie
22:00:47 <GoldSpade> IMMORTALTECHNIQUE STFU
22:00:51 <Sharni> Lol
22:00:57 <+Lumeah> Ok
22:01:47 <slinky_J> lol
22:01:51 <slinky_J> that one was funny
22:01:52 <IMMORTALTECHNIQUE> /:
22:02:06 <+Lumeah> Your wife freek out u had a Facebook fuck buddie.. But she was a real life one?... N not so much work?
22:02:19 <+Lumeah> Ok.
22:02:22 <+Lumeah> Lol
22:02:27 Part: IMMORTALTECHNIQUE ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks (Removed by Bonny: you seriously need to change your nick please)
22:02:34 <GoldSpade> where
22:02:43 <GoldSpade> where's that dumass chanop
22:02:50 <+Lumeah> Where is irrelevant
22:02:52 Join: IMMORTALTECHNIQUE ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:02:59 <+Lumeah> Lol
22:03:25 <slinky_J> who
22:03:29 <slinky_J> the FUCK
22:03:33 <slinky_J> blah blah
22:03:37 <slinky_J> babble babble
22:03:44 <slinky_J> bitch bitch
22:03:50 <slinky_J> PARTY PARTY
22:03:56 <slinky_J> sex sex sex and dont forget
22:03:59 <slinky_J> the violence
22:04:02 <GoldSpade> you on the flakka again slinky_J?
22:04:43 <slinky_J> it's from a song idiot
22:04:47 <IMMORTALTECHNIQUE> kick me for what? bein the slickest G of the lot? cus i like to smoke pot? im siked when lit up like christmas lights, im broke alot but try and diss me? i bite with my fist and kiss with my lips
22:04:52 <IMMORTALTECHNIQUE> cbf
22:05:03 <+Lumeah> I don't like fake promises.
22:05:10 <GoldSpade> oh
22:05:17 <+Lumeah> .... Makes me not so good....
22:05:47 <GoldSpade> you do flakka as well IMMORTALTECHNIQUE?
22:06:13 <IMMORTALTECHNIQUE> no do u
22:07:21 <Bonny> are you going to change your nick IMMORTALTECHNIQUE? you can use your current nick but not all upper case.. I don't need to have your shouting!
22:07:39 <slinky_J> btw i dont do drugs
22:07:43 <slinky_J> drugs are disgusting
22:07:48 <GoldSpade> thats good to here slinky_J
22:07:48 Nick: IMMORTALTECHNIQUE is now known as oceandweller
22:08:00 <Bonny> thank you, oceandweller.. :)
22:08:08 <GoldSpade> you dont need drugs
22:09:37 <+Lumeah> Alcohol is a drug.
22:10:09 <GoldSpade> if you cant control it
22:10:16 <GoldSpade> try that again
22:10:17 <GoldSpade> heh
22:10:22 <+Lumeah> Many can't
22:10:23 <GoldSpade> if you can control it
22:10:39 <+Lumeah> Can they?.. Hmmmmm
22:10:43 <GoldSpade> im confused
22:10:47 <+Lumeah> Good
22:11:16 <GoldSpade> I wasnt meaning you
22:11:21 <GoldSpade> I meant just in general
22:11:28 <Arbition> Sharni: Though you might like this http://imgur.com/gallery/U8YF0
22:12:17 <GoldSpade> poor snake was cold
22:12:19 <Sharni> Nice
22:12:22 <+Lumeah> I'm no alcho.
22:12:24 <Sharni> Looks like a boa
22:12:26 <GoldSpade> I know lummie
22:12:31 <GoldSpade> calm down
22:12:50 <+Lumeah> Lol i was meaning u. Lol
22:12:59 <GoldSpade> hhu
22:13:00 <GoldSpade> huh
22:13:15 <GoldSpade> lost
22:13:23 <+Lumeah> Are u a alco goldie?
22:13:30 <GoldSpade> nah
22:13:43 <GoldSpade> just precription stuff
22:13:58 <+Lumeah> Like?
22:14:02 <Sharni> My snake likes sitting in my boobs.. Nice and warm
22:14:09 <GoldSpade> aww how cute
22:14:20 <GoldSpade> take a photo
22:14:26 <Sharni> No
22:14:27 <+Lumeah> Lol
22:14:32 <oceandweller> i use drugs, n cruise with thugs, we never lose too much, my nike air shoes are hot like a lit fuse, i abuse losers not fit for crew, i lose it quick when the fuse is done, click my peacemaker im a delusional monster, the beast shaker when i stomp em, revealing the trumps when im bombin, deliver a strong feeling long shot, dealin in the wrong spot, believing im a king kong when there body rotts, sing along till a body drops
22:14:32 <Sharni> My eyes only
22:14:48 <Sharni> Lol shut the f up oceandweller
22:14:49 <GoldSpade> whats your snakes name
22:14:55 <Sharni> It's name is snake
22:14:58 <+Lumeah> Well we all just imagined your boobs
22:15:01 <GoldSpade> snake the snake
22:15:06 <Sharni> Yes
22:15:08 <Sharni> Very nice
22:15:13 <Sharni> Lumeah did you like it
22:15:14 <GoldSpade> you should of called it someone from here
22:15:25 <Sharni> My son named her
22:15:28 <GoldSpade> oh
22:15:31 <Sharni> That will do
22:15:45 <Sharni> Yas
22:15:47 <GoldSpade> oh
22:16:26 <+Lumeah> Thats like a cat called pussy
22:16:52 <GoldSpade> or just cat
22:17:14 <Arbition> would "serpie" be a good name for a snake?
22:17:36 <+Lumeah> If it likes boobs
22:17:54 <Sharni> Her name is nipple
22:18:02 <Sharni> Or nip
22:18:07 <GoldSpade> hehe
22:18:13 <Sharni> Nip is more g rated for my son
22:18:22 <Arbition> nips at your nipples?
22:18:27 <Sharni> No
22:18:34 <oceandweller> i junkie
22:18:36 <Sharni> She is a good snakes she don't bite
22:18:36 <Arbition> "bad snake, nipples not for biting"
22:18:58 * oceandweller gives sharti a king cobra for her birthday
22:19:02 <Arbition> actually that could also mean biting herself
22:19:07 <Arbition> do snakes ever bite themselves?
22:22:38 <oceandweller> its the rebel and devil and 1 of us is goin to hell
22:22:54 <Sharni> They do if they have mites. They will try eat them selfs.
22:23:32 <GoldSpade> do they get ticks as well
22:23:40 <oceandweller> probation on monday
22:23:43 <oceandweller> zomg.
22:23:53 <+Lumeah> Yeah?
22:24:15 <oceandweller> yup
22:24:15 <slinky_J> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14333199_759841827500119_44337323938916371_n.jpg?oh=45471fb0622d64a32bd7cdcd08ff7bce&oe=587CEB2A
22:24:17 <slinky_J> teehee
22:24:22 <oceandweller> /:
22:24:32 <+Lumeah> :s
22:24:38 <+Lumeah> Hugs
22:24:40 <oceandweller> that waws soooo funy
22:24:44 <+Lumeah> I gotta sleeps
22:24:57 <Sharni> GoldSpade of course
22:24:58 <+Lumeah> Ni ni boys n girls
22:25:09 <oceandweller> she sais "can you read and write the english language...."
22:25:09 Join: Tim-Sim ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:25:23 <oceandweller> response:- "im a top 10 rapper, ofcourse i can"
22:25:45 <Sharni> I thought of course was two words not one
22:26:17 <oceandweller> u blonde?
22:26:22 <oceandweller> perhaps it is
22:26:24 <Sharni> You gay ?
22:26:31 <Sharni> Perhaps you are
22:27:18 <oceandweller> u cant expect a year 9 dropout with mental probklems and dyslexia too be good at spelling alright stop grillin me bout it
22:28:04 <amelia> All I NEEDED WAS THE LOVE YOU GAVE
22:29:28 <slinky_J> what kind of mental problems
22:31:44 <Sharni> Lololol
22:31:52 <amelia> ALL I NEEDED FOR ANOTHER DAY
22:31:55 <amelia> https://youtu.be/FH8Y6nN7N1E
22:31:58 <Sharni> Depression, anxiety
22:31:59 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alison Moyet - Only You (with lyrics) (Mar 13, 2012) Length: 3:09 - Category: Music - 1,500,669 views views - 8,168 likes (98%), 165 dislikes (2%)
22:32:13 <Sharni> Islamophobia
22:32:31 <Arbition> Will you take bribes to increase the ban? >yes
22:32:47 <oceandweller> Love (n.): Giving someone the power to destroy you. Hoping they wont.
22:32:49 <Sharni> I give you $2
22:32:55 <Sharni> Lol
22:33:08 <Sharni> Love: is gay
22:33:14 <Sharni> The end.
22:33:26 <Sharni> I love you amelia !
22:33:32 <Sharni> To an extent
22:33:35 * oceandweller whips Sharni with a mouse cord
22:33:51 <Sharni> Whip it! Into shape
22:34:00 <Sharni> Whip it good !
22:34:01 <amelia> since when are there limitations on our love
22:34:17 <Sharni> No looking at anyone else.
22:34:27 <Sharni> No talking to anyone else.
22:34:28 * oceandweller slaps amelia around with a pink Macintosh
22:34:35 <Sharni> Just don't even go outside.
22:34:44 <Sharni> Your not allowed to have friends.
22:34:47 <amelia> godamnit
22:34:50 <Sharni> You have me and that is all!
22:34:54 <amelia> wot about IRC friends
22:35:06 <Sharni> No pm'ing them!
22:35:18 * oceandweller spikes sharts drink with ice
22:35:20 <Sharni> Otay ?
22:35:25 <amelia> no bitch
22:35:29 <amelia> not okay
22:35:29 <Sharni> :O
22:35:31 <amelia> ye
22:35:35 <amelia> im fighting back
22:35:37 <Sharni> It's over...
22:35:41 <Sharni> Fuck off
22:35:45 <amelia> is okay i have my dog
22:35:48 <Sharni> Always knew you weren't loyal
22:36:09 <Sharni> No wait come back..
22:36:15 <Sharni> I'm sorry! I'll change
22:36:25 <amelia> maybe if you cooked me nicer dinners instead of alphabet spaghettis from a tin every night
22:36:27 <Sharni> You can have friends.. Just no guys
22:36:38 <Sharni> You said that was your favourite..
22:36:44 * oceandweller invites lizzykins shart n smelia over 4 drinks
22:36:54 <amelia> i used to have it on toast as a kid
22:36:56 <amelia> yum
22:37:00 <Sharni> Haha
22:37:09 <slinky_J> ur dog couldnt harm a FLY
22:37:22 <oceandweller> myne?
22:37:24 <Sharni> slinky_J what can your pet rat do?
22:37:27 <amelia> awww she too sweet
22:37:47 <oceandweller> my dog kill u
22:37:49 <Sharni> slinky_J your rat and my snake should have a play date
22:38:00 <Sharni> So cute!
22:38:32 <amelia> i fink rat may get eaten for din
22:38:32 <GoldSpade> yeah when the snake is hungry
22:38:42 <GoldSpade> jk
22:38:52 <Sharni> She will be just looking at it.. Watching it being clueless sniffing around. Than BAM! Strangled to death.
22:39:06 <amelia> nooooooo
22:39:10 <oceandweller> stephen whorks
22:39:10 <Sharni> Ha ha ha
22:39:11 <amelia> his rat is super cute
22:39:19 <Sharni> No it's not
22:39:21 <Sharni> It's dinner
22:39:28 <Sharni> My snake will love fresh meat
22:39:34 <Sharni> Nom nom nom
22:39:37 <Sharni> Tasty
22:39:39 <amelia> you bully
22:39:43 <Sharni> Never
22:39:45 <GoldSpade> what do you feed your snake Sharni
22:39:48 <Sharni> It's called the food chain
22:39:54 <oceandweller> hehe food chain
22:39:56 <amelia> no
22:39:58 <Sharni> Rats and mice
22:39:59 <oceandweller> <-- orca
22:40:00 <amelia> its called his pet
22:40:11 <amelia> so whens the big date anyway
22:40:16 <Sharni> He found it in his house and claimed it as his own
22:40:17 <amelia> Sharni & Arbition
22:40:18 <Sharni> It's a pest
22:40:19 <oceandweller> they kill da gr8 whitez
22:40:22 <oceandweller> try storie
22:40:36 <oceandweller> tru
22:41:06 <Sharni> amelia if a giant rat was running around your house would you think it was cute ?
22:41:28 <amelia> they can be kinda cute ye
22:41:36 <Sharni> :/
22:41:37 <amelia> some people think the same about snakes
22:41:46 <Sharni> Rats are pest
22:41:50 <Sharni> Just like roaches
22:42:04 <Sharni> Snakes are great for the ecosystem
22:42:09 <Sharni> Same as spiders
22:42:26 <Sharni> I hate spiders though icky
22:42:29 <amelia> you're not open minded to opinions that don't match yours
22:42:31 <Arbition> fuck redbacks though.
22:42:47 <amelia> i hate cockroaches but spiders be cute
22:42:47 <Sharni> Huntsmen are disgusting
22:42:55 <oceandweller> wolf spider
22:42:59 <Sharni> Hairy looking shit
22:42:59 <oceandweller> :}
22:43:03 <Sharni> Lol
22:43:08 <oceandweller> theyre freaky as fuck
22:43:18 <Sharni> I rather hold a venomous snake than that shit
22:43:19 <slinky_J> freaky?
22:43:24 <slinky_J> more like deadly
22:43:28 <Sharni> Which I have
22:43:31 <Sharni> Ha ha ha
22:43:42 <amelia> I rather my cute cuggly doge
22:43:47 <Sharni> Mildly venomous though
22:43:47 <oceandweller> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6M_84t3oa4
22:43:49 <slinky_J> ugly
22:43:51 <Sharni> Aww yeha
22:43:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wolf Spiders (Feb 17, 2011) Length: - Category: Education - 7,660,705 views views - 8,887 likes (88.5%), 1,154 dislikes (11.5%)
22:43:58 <Sharni> I ain't watching it
22:44:10 <amelia> did you jus call ny doge ugly slinky_J
22:44:18 <Sharni> Yeha he did
22:44:23 <slinky_J> no
22:44:29 <Arbition> shibe pls
22:44:33 <slinky_J> u said cuggly
22:44:36 <slinky_J> i typed ugly
22:44:42 <GoldSpade> he
22:44:42 <amelia> oh
22:44:43 <GoldSpade> heh
22:44:48 <GoldSpade> cuddly
22:45:02 <Arbition> udly
22:45:39 <oceandweller> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrOtj3CAHgU
22:45:43 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Could dolphin intelligence match humans? (Nov 15, 2010) Length: - Category: News & Politics - 30,870 views views - 166 likes (97.6%), 4 dislikes (2.4%)
22:46:21 <slinky_J> how are you Arbition
22:46:29 <Arbition> not bad
22:46:47 <GoldSpade> dolphins are aliens that were delivered here from another planet
22:46:50 <slinky_J> if you were a sheep you would be "not baad"
22:46:56 <amelia> AAHHAHAHAAA
22:47:11 <Arbition> that's unbaaaaahlieveable
22:48:18 Join: therealstig ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:50:17 <amelia> https://youtu.be/lWKd5xquliU
22:50:21 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I've McFallen (Sep 7, 2015) Length: 0:07 - Category: People & Blogs - 491,646 views views - likes (98.3%), 65 dislikes (1.7%)
22:50:29 <amelia> aaaaaaahahahahah gets me every time
22:55:53 <Arbition> oops I die
22:57:12 <Arbition> Gravity has taken me! Avenge my death!
22:58:43 <slinky_J> I exist outside of gravity
22:58:56 <slinky_J> therefore I stand by sheer will.
23:03:31 <oceandweller> start a fresh one, disarm the best card, far away in a distant land, im persistant man to lay blistering word-play, while shivering in a hissy-fit im a born killer, not even listerine could clean her dirty pussy, ive been alert since ive been givin the finger religiously, as a teenanger i was a binge drinker, on the ledge thinkin of being a rap king, i pledge alligiance to the baptised prechers, rap about anyting cus im allowed to bring loud
23:12:53 Quit: GoldSpade ([email protected]) Quit: Don't look in the mirror if you can't handle the truth.
23:13:04 <oceandweller> keke
23:13:13 <oceandweller> almost got myself sorted
23:15:03 <oceandweller> my raps still not any good
23:15:07 <oceandweller> ffs
23:15:16 <oceandweller> hmmmmm
23:16:19 <oceandweller> i give up
23:16:30 <oceandweller> never gona be any good at it
23:16:33 <oceandweller> go and get FUCKED
23:18:00 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
23:18:36 <therealstig> hey
23:19:07 <therealstig> is everyone in hereon drugs coz u all talk shit i understand nothing
23:19:27 <therealstig> besides amelia the rose amongst the thorns
23:20:11 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:20:15 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
23:20:22 <therealstig> everyone else is cRAZZZYYY CRAZAZZY
23:22:10 <slinky_J> babby is finally awake
23:26:14 <oceandweller> ()_()
23:26:14 <oceandweller> (o.O)
23:26:15 <oceandweller> (''')(''')
23:26:34 * oceandweller forgets Lumeah in the desert. awww
23:34:45 <steven> let me lick your poohole
23:35:08 <slinky_J> i will lap up ur pee puddle
23:36:19 <therealstig> slinky ray ray
23:37:34 <steven> aaahhhhhaaaaaaas]
23:41:56 <oceandweller> stephen pawks
23:42:23 Quit: therealstig ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
23:56:00 <slinky_J> v"The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday—but never jam to-day."
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