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30:52 <Ripstaa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpaBMP46oXY
30:56 <BlackDevil> Youtube: OxiDaksi - Poison Turtle [178] (Oct 22, 2014) Length: 9:25 - Category: Music - 21,817 views views - 211 likes (99.5%), 1 dislikes (0.5%)
31:05 <Ripstaa> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
31:17 <Ripstaa> DANCE! =D
31:36 <anotherirc3r> that really sucks
31:57 <Ripstaa> Too much POWER?
31:59 <Ripstaa> =D
32:17 <anotherirc3r> no.. it just has no melody
32:20 <anotherirc3r> it's boring
32:27 <Ripstaa> Sorry dude.
32:54 <Ripstaa> Not enough melody :(
33:30 <Ripstaa> How about this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2Hn591oHmM
33:34 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crazy Astronaut - So Damn Tough (Jan 15, 2013) Length: 7:16 - Category: Music - 396,065 views views - 2,149 likes (97.6%), 53 dislikes (2.4%)
33:45 <Ripstaa> ?
34:30 <Ripstaa> More funky right.
34:35 <Ripstaa> doofdoofdoof
34:42 <Ripstaa> Less dark.
34:52 <Ripstaa> \(^o^)/
41:47 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: * breaker has quit (Z-lined) < LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
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54:09 <anotherirc3r> who was that anyway?
54:45 <Bonny> you should know since you're sitting in his channel
55:24 <anotherirc3r> he apparently doesn't have any
55:31 <anotherirc3r> [00:55:04] -ChanOP- For information concerning registration, /ChanOP help register
55:31 <anotherirc3r> [00:55:11] -ChanOP- *** Registered channels for ripstaa ***
55:33 <Bonny> doesn't he?>
55:47 <Bonny> oh you're talking about riptaa.. no idea
56:06 <anotherirc3r> ah, okay
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03:13 * appetite touches anotherirc3r with a twenty-foot rusty halberd
03:48 <anotherirc3r> thanks
04:09 <appetite> ,
09:30 <appetite> http://tinypic.com/r/p6t6b/9
10:10 <anotherirc3r> you high again?
10:20 Quit: unsavoriness ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
12:21 <appetite> http://tinypic.com/r/whd3ld/9
13:03 <anotherirc3r> i'll take that as a yes
13:23 <appetite> yeah
13:32 <appetite> i tried smoking my medication
13:39 <appetite> and have been sniffing a permenant marker
13:45 <anotherirc3r> lol
13:48 <appetite> :/
13:50 <anotherirc3r> you're a worry
14:51 <appetite> ok
17:31 <appetite> http://imgur.com/36jzrbA
24:31 Nick: appetite is now known as kuniva
24:52 Nick: kuniva is now known as anger
25:33 Nick: anger is now known as lillypad
28:18 <lillypad> i am going make a rhyme that is totally sick ay
32:11 <anotherirc3r> awesome
37:01 <lillypad> you must be tuckin in for a kip soon ay
37:25 <lillypad> or do u just have to fall back,,. with that matress strapped to ya back.
37:35 <lillypad> i sorry
39:15 <anotherirc3r> nice..
48:13 * lillypad smacks anotherirc3r with a red Swingline stapler
48:43 * lillypad smacks anotherirc3r upside the head with a frying pan
48:55 <anotherirc3r> hey.. that's an improvement
48:56 <anotherirc3r> thanks
53:00 <lillypad> k
53:01 <lillypad> did 1
53:14 <lillypad> its about 6/10 i cant even see
53:19 <lillypad> my eyes are blurry
53:27 <lillypad> im a wartorn hellspawn hardcore before i was born and concieved, distorted on drugs and liquor, pour out thugs blood im bored bustin slugs right, discussed under the fund runners custom made bar killer krusty, fuckit ill discard a nuclear mushroom not very far from number 19, theyre flustered like a lost cunt rumblin in precint A4, killer instincts when day say obey the law, extra mayo on my 3 dollar chick with cheese from mikky D's, they say plea
54:20 <lillypad> shame
54:30 <lillypad> choke
58:02 <lillypad> 3 dollar chicken n cheese bugrer from mcdondalds
58:04 <lillypad> eternal heaven
58:20 <anotherirc3r> yes plz
58:41 <lillypad> can u buy me one
58:51 <lillypad> sorta broke
02:05 <lillypad> i want 3 chickncheese bugers, 2 double cheeseburgers, then we gotta go to hungry jacks for a large chips a frozen coke from 7/11 biggest size... and 24 nuggets from KFC for 10 bucks and make sure you get 15 spicy sauces.
07:18 <lillypad> then we have to think about dinner
08:43 <lillypad> i live by HJs spicy sauce
08:45 <anotherirc3r> chicken and cheese burgers?
08:55 <lillypad> it is worth more than pure gold
09:32 <lillypad> yea
10:13 <lillypad> u get a chicken from their menu'd chicken burgers
10:29 <lillypad> get extra cheese and they flood it wif mayo
10:40 <lillypad> $3
11:47 <lillypad> best eaten warm
12:02 <anotherirc3r> ohhh
12:08 <anotherirc3r> never had one
12:16 <lillypad> ofcourse
13:32 <lillypad> you spend $150 on a dining experience with a nerd that dont even taste half as good as fasf00d
14:28 <anotherirc3r> wha?
14:50 <lillypad> i fried
15:13 <lillypad> i want a gaynetto
15:26 <anotherirc3r> awesome
15:32 <lillypad> golden gaytime but its a c0ne
15:36 <lillypad> :o
16:01 <lillypad> drumstick
16:26 <anotherirc3r> i want a magnum
17:28 <lillypad> colt?
17:34 <lillypad> i can arrnage it
17:49 <lillypad> how much you looking at spending
18:22 <anotherirc3r> nooo.. the ice cream
18:46 <lillypad> o ok
19:00 <lillypad> ego is de winna in zee magnum range
19:12 <anotherirc3r> there is apparently a double chocolate magnum
19:15 <anotherirc3r> i wantz it
19:28 <lillypad> i got a piece uf useless information 4 u
19:39 <anotherirc3r> oh?
19:46 <lillypad> Today In Hip Hop History 2Pac was shot 7 times on this day 20 years ago!! 7th September 1996
20:05 <lillypad> :}
20:29 <lillypad> 7 day theory
20:33 <lillypad> lived up to its name
20:41 <lillypad> pure genious
20:54 <lillypad> hes done alot more than you'd think for the human race
21:32 <lillypad> but i wont get into that cus 	IM JUST TOO GOOD.
23:30 <lillypad> 6 of us pipin up today my old schoolies young cunts came over
23:57 <lillypad> flowski habbzey matty d laydo
24:23 <lillypad> we blazed up hard
24:43 <lillypad> 3 pipes goin round
24:52 <lillypad> full of it
27:43 <lillypad> they line up 1by1 to shake my hand
27:52 <lillypad> get off me cunt.
32:33 <lillypad> laydo:- last time i saw u u were gettin stood over by those jailbirds
33:07 <lillypad> i got a carload there very quick and left with there asses kissed
33:55 <lillypad> seen theyre ring leader at the pub by himself tears under his eyes n shit covvered intats big dude
34:21 <lillypad> i had 2 abo chicks with me. i said this cunts time is up. 'NO JOEL DONT FUCKOFF
34:32 <lillypad> grabbed my arms, looked back he was gone
35:22 <lillypad> my boys dont fuck around
35:44 <lillypad> i know 1 of the guys they took even he knocked me clean on my arse with 1 hit
36:59 <lillypad> prob had another carload around the corner too
37:17 <lillypad> fuck with me is a no-go in brisbane
37:41 <lillypad> :]
38:08 <anotherirc3r> ringleader Joelly?
38:51 <lillypad> yeah the dude who tried to rort me and take my money
38:54 <lillypad> there was 4 of them
39:06 <lillypad> all shirts off covered in tat head too toe
39:13 <lillypad> prob been in half their lives
39:21 <lillypad> 40-45 years old
39:37 <lillypad> thinkin they can rob me
39:54 <lillypad> my mates took all there shit and left em fucked without throwing 1 punch
40:15 <lillypad> they said 'they kissed our asss when we knocked on the door'
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41:48 <lillypad> maybe shak attack pulled one his guns on em
41:58 <lillypad> i havnt explored the full details...
42:06 <cdi> hi
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44:14 <lillypad> hi
46:51 <lillypad> i go to prison
46:52 <lillypad> hahaha
46:58 <anotherirc3r> okay then
47:02 <lillypad> ill get in touch with tony cummins.
47:17 <lillypad> he runs that shit like the back of his hand.
47:23 <lillypad> kiwi cunt
48:37 <lillypad> we cleaned up in double pool bettin pineapples in brisbane valley clubs
48:53 <lillypad> i put my wallt on the table
49:36 <lillypad> silly shick thought she had a shot
49:43 <lillypad> sunk 2 of the break and 5 more in a row
50:25 <lillypad> mate i jumped a 4ball to hit the 8 and potted it
50:59 <lillypad> one dude i put a green one down n he backed out cus he no cash
51:01 <lillypad> lmaooo
53:48 <lillypad> then went rap battling out front of roccafellas
53:58 <lillypad> keke
54:37 <lillypad> $5 peep show
54:39 <lillypad> yeaa boi
55:07 <lillypad> i gota go get a lapdance of a bitch at showgirls one night
55:54 <lillypad> when your taken upstairs to a different room
56:06 <lillypad> ://
57:16 <lillypad> im gona boot off
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22:50 <lillypad> i just entered a new rhealm
23:26 <lillypad> the last wrap from 3 metres up there... i added onto it
24:01 <lillypad> thought he was a tuff cunt, were the roughest cunts out there, pigs putin me in handcoughs as im stood upright call my bluff we ones who run shit ive lived like a bum no-shit grumblin tummy fill it with sick spits spittin fire as i deliver simple tricks the rivers run red when da ski rips it gotta big head but my balls fixed that bit up breathe hell after i shoot up in a dick vein hes got the coota must be a quick wizard the komoto dragon slowly f
25:11 <Bonny> talking to yourself there, kuniva?
25:40 <lillypad> perhaps
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26:07 <Bonny> it's dangerous when you reply to yourself
26:18 <lillypad> thats wat my friends mrs said
26:21 <lillypad> just the other night
26:22 <Bonny> lol
26:25 <lillypad> apparently i was doing it
26:46 <anotherirc3r> thank you for taking over talking to him Bonny
26:50 <anotherirc3r> i'll leave it to you, huh?
26:57 <Bonny> I'm off to bed lol
27:04 <anotherirc3r> oh, come on!
27:43 <lillypad> -.-
27:47 <Bonny> we all should go to bed lol
28:22 <lillypad> i cant remember the last 3 days
28:26 <lillypad> big blurr
28:38 <Bonny> binging on drugs eh?
28:59 <lillypad> no way
29:04 <lillypad> drugs are for losers
29:09 <Bonny> I agree
29:34 <Bonny> were you drunk perhaps?
29:35 <lillypad> i only take 5mg of valium to take th edge of a little bit of anxiety i get.
30:03 <lillypad> i dont drink
30:06 <Bonny> k
30:07 <Krypton> o.O
30:17 <lillypad> i absolutely love it
30:18 <Bonny> then how come you don't remember the last 3 days?
30:32 <lillypad> but the weight increasge is :'(
30:54 <lillypad> i dont know
31:00 <anotherirc3r> yeah. alcohol contributes to weight gain
31:07 <Bonny> so do meds
31:17 <lillypad> i cant rememer the last 4 hours letalone 3 days
31:50 <Krypton> jen doesnt likes alcohol :P
31:56 <lillypad> i do some mad rhymes when im drunk n stoned
32:02 <anotherirc3r> lol
32:10 <anotherirc3r> i haven't had alcohol in over 6 months
32:19 <Bonny> why the change of nick, doc?
32:38 <lillypad> im still trying to hryme stuff... i havnt even tried yet .. this the average stuff.
33:06 <Bonny> K
33:20 <lillypad> lets say
33:40 <lillypad> i have not perfected the key tools.
33:58 <Krypton> Bonny, just because i like the new one
34:04 <Bonny> what's hryme?
34:10 <Bonny> fair enuff, Krypton
34:11 <Krypton> isnt it good?
34:13 <anotherirc3r> rhyme i think
34:19 <lillypad> u got it
34:22 <Bonny> I liked Doc
34:23 <lillypad> im dyslexic
34:25 <lillypad> no shit
34:29 <Bonny> k
34:30 <Krypton> i like that one n NeXus
34:37 <Bonny> nexus is good
34:53 <Krypton> well I'm still identified as DoC :)
34:58 <Bonny> k
35:22 <Bonny> you can link the nicks where you don't have to change nicks to identify them
35:43 <Krypton> How do i link it?
35:55 <lillypad> y duz forks have a hate on 4 me
36:21 <Bonny> type /ns help link
36:30 <lillypad> nothx
36:40 <Bonny> that's to doc
36:44 <Bonny> to link the nicks
36:56 <lillypad> doc took the tea-towel off his head and dishes fell out
37:05 <Bonny> that's not nice
37:13 <Krypton> hmmm ok Bonny i'll have a look on it
37:18 <Krypton> lol is it joel?
37:24 <Krypton> or david?
37:29 <Bonny> it's joel
37:35 <Krypton> ah
37:39 <Krypton> seems to be..
37:51 <Krypton> joel u alright bro?
38:28 <lillypad> ronald mcdonald
38:41 <lillypad> he should be hangin round mc michael mc jackson
38:50 <Krypton> where is your bf shads joel?
38:50 <lillypad> pulls kids off thats what he does
39:06 <lillypad> ill rip his big red wide shoes off his feat and paddle his forrid with em
39:31 <lillypad> piss off mate we've already got 1 red-headed clown. pauline hanson
39:34 <Bonny> you're tripping on something there, lillypad
40:34 <Bonny> what's wrong with pauline hanson? she is racist like you are, kuniva
40:37 <Krypton> Bonny, joel might be on drugs again so we have to ignore his mental illness
40:59 <Krypton> joel belongs to roboingham LOLOLOL
41:20 <Bonny> play nice please
41:47 <lillypad> and put dimmers on ya mc fluros i bring me family here and i dont wanna look at ya bright coloured plastic mcfuck.
42:05 <Bonny> night!
42:22 <lillypad> put plenty of pickles on me burger too ya mcfuck, incase i wanna have a sleep in the bushes and put em on me eyes
42:34 <anotherirc3r> yum mcflurry
42:40 <Krypton> Have you taken ur pills joel?
42:44 <Krypton> night Bonny, take care.
42:56 Nick: Krypton is now known as NeXus
43:18 <lillypad> yes
43:23 <lillypad> i had 400mg
43:34 <lillypad> but i chewed em up and smoked em
43:45 <lillypad> my tongue went numb just after
44:06 <lillypad> then sniffed a sharpi pen
44:21 <NeXus> lol
44:37 <NeXus> Where's tisk?
44:58 <lillypad> yea all out
45:10 <lillypad> pac is alive man
45:29 <lillypad> u no y?
45:37 <lillypad> cus im burnin these legacy killers.
52:01 <lillypad> 	 Today In Hip Hop History 2Pac was shot 7 times on this day 20 years ago!! 7th September 1996
52:02 <lillypad> 	 Today In Hip Hop History 2Pac was shot 7 times on this day 20 years ago!! 7th September 1996
52:03 <lillypad> 	 Today In Hip Hop History 2Pac was shot 7 times on this day 20 years ago!! 7th September 1996
52:27 <anotherirc3r> it's not the 7th?
52:57 <lillypad> i sorry
53:02 <lillypad> 2 dayz ago
53:38 <anotherirc3r> ahh, okay
55:20 <lillypad> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E78kuIxiFE
55:24 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - Back From The Dead (2016 New Hot Song) (Aug 12, 2016) Length: 7:24 - Category: Music - 260,898 views views - 2,672 likes (95.5%), 126 dislikes (4.5%)
55:48 <lillypad> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPQ4WYX-GV0
55:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac ft 50 Cent - The Return ( NEW 2016 ) (Aug 26, 2016) Length: 4:13 - Category: Music - 7,354 views views - 171 likes (98.8%), 2 dislikes (1.2%)
56:17 <lillypad> hahahaha
56:43 <lillypad> ive abided by this mans lyrics so much i just had to make a celebration
57:09 <lillypad> dead nigger u say
57:35 <lillypad> he take the figure of 30 niggas who've all got him.
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58:16 <lillypad> finally the stupid wench is gone
58:33 <lillypad> ..|..
59:26 <lillypad> prob layin back for a sleep
59:43 <lillypad> wouldnt that be cool u got somewhere to sleep 24/7
59:50 <lillypad> like a backpacker
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06:01 <lillypad> fuk man
06:09 <lillypad> havnt seen a coppa for a few days
06:14 <lillypad> theyre upto something
07:56 <lillypad> paranoid
09:18 <lillypad> -.-
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43:34 <Lumeah> On something ahy.
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46:55 <poison1337> my flows lose you usual so juvenile like a 2 yr old when i go to the studio
47:03 <poison1337> :}
47:17 <poison1337> no more sniffin felt pens
47:26 <poison1337> not good for ya
48:09 <poison1337> chewing up seroquel just numbs ya tongue... and fries ya for 10 minuites
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56:45 <BrakeHer> im in lithuania cunt
56:47 <BrakeHer> come get some
00:45 <BrakeHer> so i sniffed felt pens for a first and tried smoking my tablets for the first time
02:51 <BrakeHer> fuck ive been up 3 or 4 days i cant remember
04:23 <BrakeHer> w8in 4 mum 2 boot off 2 work so i can pump these logi'z full and give the goody goody straighty 180 neighbourhood watch dogs an ear full
04:29 <BrakeHer> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHA
07:13 <BrakeHer> my music isnt like fukn... shit like its easily listening.... smooth rock...
07:28 <BrakeHer> so pleasent on the ear drums
11:45 <BrakeHer> nothin like bein woken up to makaveli droppin bombs keke.
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11:26 <]stooge[> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEEwlimbMKc
11:31 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - Ride 4 Me Unreleased (Aug 27, 2013) Length: 4:19 - Category: Music - 149,752 views views - 1,282 likes (98.4%), 21 dislikes (1.6%)
12:13 <]stooge[> real men don't put theyre hands on a woman
20:56 <]stooge[> fuck i need a bottle jack
21:21 <]stooge[> might go stand over bws worker for a bottle
21:28 <]stooge[> dont it before worked out well
23:29 <]stooge[> fuck
23:35 <]stooge[> al be home now hes shoutn me up
23:59 <]stooge[> cunts payday
24:53 <]stooge[> i been up for 4 days and spent 0
25:08 <]stooge[> but i owe 120 for it so im happy
25:12 <]stooge[> smoked about 5 points
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26:12 <]stooge[> caitlyn throws it at me likes it gone out of fashion
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26:27 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
26:59 <]stooge[> :3
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35:15 <^^Prince^^Abdul^^Allah> Lumeah3
35:33 <^^Prince^^Abdul^^Allah> wash my feet
42:09 <]stooge[> you want to do some suicide bomber shit mate
42:26 <]stooge[> ill kill ya whole household with myself
45:15 <^^Prince^^Abdul^^Allah> ?
50:04 <^^Prince^^Abdul^^Allah> ]stooge[ your threats of violence are meaningless
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50:34 <]stooge[> my threats arent hollow mate
50:49 <]stooge[> i got a tonne of ruthless fuckers behind me ready to light it up
51:44 <^^Prince^^Abdul^^Allah> you're a worthless person
52:11 <]stooge[> i knoew she;s fucked alotta drug dealers, but she's never been fucked by a thug nigger.
52:37 <^^Prince^^Abdul^^Allah> nothing but a piece of shit .
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53:20 <]stooge[> i can count over 50 cunts i can bring to the table all situated throug-out brisabme.
53:49 <^^Prince^^Abdul^^Allah> you and all of your '50 cunts'
53:52 <^^Prince^^Abdul^^Allah> are just that
54:00 <^^Prince^^Abdul^^Allah> slime.
54:07 <]stooge[> ye
54:13 <]stooge[> neway highhorse gone
54:21 <^^Prince^^Abdul^^Allah> jackass
54:25 <]stooge[> i need a toke wonder if this fella home
54:43 <^^Prince^^Abdul^^Allah> idiot
55:37 <]stooge[> lol
56:01 <]stooge[> this sexy jogger chick stpps me on the path 'do u know where chermside is'?
56:15 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
56:24 <]stooge[> like a stupid question walk 100m the way ur going and ur there
56:32 <]stooge[> she was blonde... so iunno
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03:24 <^^Prince^^Abdul^^Allah> slinky_J
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15:24 <]stooge[> i might go to clowntown
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38:24 <^^Prince^^Abdul^^Allah> well i'll stay in here with all the scums
58:22 <^^Prince^^Abdul^^Allah> these fucktards
22:47 <^^Prince^^Abdul^^Allah> scum
56:19 <^^Prince^^Abdul^^Allah> maggots
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58:52 <]stooge[> remember Dung Chow Ping
59:24 <]stooge[> his named sounded like a fucken rhicochet, if lived in irland his name wud of been Rick O'shay
04:09 <]stooge[> not funny
04:48 <]stooge[> mcgarvie get ya guitar out i need a tune so i can bust a free
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23:36 <]stooge[> smelia
23:41 <]stooge[> smelia
24:04 <]stooge[> i would like to give you invitation for 1 night in clowntown
25:25 <]stooge[> wont cost you an arm and a leg,,, we're funded,,,,
27:41 <]stooge[> well the big dogs are
27:57 <]stooge[> im a broke cunt atm
28:28 <]stooge[> oo
28:33 <]stooge[> i got 10 bux
29:16 <]stooge[> got it sussed
30:35 <]stooge[> coles ripoff of pringles, 3 fandagle icecreams a bag of retro mix lollies 2 milky ways
30:40 <]stooge[> 50 centz left
31:59 <]stooge[> perfect for a childrens party
32:03 * ]stooge[ taps nose
45:37 <]stooge[> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEEwlimbMKc
45:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - Ride 4 Me Unreleased (Aug 27, 2013) Length: 4:19 - Category: Music - 149,883 views views - 1,282 likes (98.4%), 21 dislikes (1.6%)
52:13 <]stooge[> shaks an idiot
52:20 <]stooge[> his brother took his sti
52:35 <]stooge[> hes using a mountain bike now. . .
55:26 <Arbition> stole, or was loaned?
56:36 <]stooge[> its his lil brothers... and hes taken off to cairns
56:48 <]stooge[> hes 19
56:59 <]stooge[> payed 10grand cash for it
57:17 <Arbition> oh he sold it
57:35 <]stooge[> nah
57:47 <]stooge[> his lil bro fucked off on him n moved to cairns
58:04 <]stooge[> they both were driving
58:05 <Arbition> so his brother basically stole the car?
58:09 <Arbition> oh
58:26 <]stooge[> his brother bought the car
58:33 <]stooge[> u a complete fucking zombie cunt?
58:44 <Arbition> I asked if the car was sold, you said no
58:48 <Arbition> so I was confused
59:37 <]stooge[> HIS LITTLE BROTHER FUCKED OFF AND DROVE IT TO CAIRNS YOU DEAD AS A DOORNAAL SPASTICATED CUNT.
00:22 <Arbition> That still sounds like he pretty much stole it. Which is why shak is riding a bike
00:44 <]stooge[> legit
00:56 <]stooge[> street legal just
01:02 <]stooge[> he did all the work himself
01:36 <]stooge[> loudest car anywhere by far that thing rumbles like a thunderstorm.
02:01 <]stooge[> emmaculate condition
02:12 <]stooge[> body kits the lot
02:17 <]stooge[> spoiler
02:26 <]stooge[> just like the one is furious 7
02:32 <]stooge[> bonnet scoop
02:41 <]stooge[> wiith the 2 grills beside
02:47 <Arbition> what about engine work? Extractors, cams, replacement turbo, headers?
02:50 <]stooge[> silver with a black bonnit
03:08 <]stooge[> its all done
03:14 <]stooge[> 9 seconds
03:16 <]stooge[> what cunt
03:53 <Arbition> If I had serious engine work to my car, I wouldn't be lending it to anyone for any amount of time unless I was in the car with them
04:19 <]stooge[> keke
04:58 <]stooge[> i crashed 1 of my cars unlisenced unregistered unroadworthy drunk on a raining night with a carload.
05:06 <]stooge[> keke
05:14 <]stooge[> rememba dat nite 4 sho
05:48 <]stooge[> few of us lucky to be here
06:00 <]stooge[> cunts in the back LETS DO IT AGAIN
06:05 <Arbition> I've had 2 at fault crashes. The second one was pretty mild so that car is still damaged. Because getting a replacement door from Japan is a lot of effort
06:06 <]stooge[> .....
07:01 <]stooge[> mrs was shotgun
07:05 <]stooge[> as per usual
07:29 <]stooge[> looking back i wish she died in the crash and us others survived
08:19 <]stooge[> full on got airborn at this intersection thru a reddy
08:25 <]stooge[> keke
10:55 <]stooge[> try overtakin sum1 on the wrong side of the road.... bout 130k's merge to erraticly..
11:11 <]stooge[> she started goin side ways we went backwards
11:23 <]stooge[> we did a 180
11:26 <]stooge[> maybe a couple
11:31 <]stooge[> keke
11:54 <]stooge[> and um
12:00 <]stooge[> we finally stopped
12:37 <]stooge[> i got open the door and there is a 100ft tree about a metre wide blocking my door from opening.
12:49 <]stooge[> im liek
12:53 <]stooge[> o.o
13:48 <]stooge[> thats gota be cheatin death
13:55 <]stooge[> no word of a lie
15:46 <Arbition> closest I've had was when I hit gravel into a hairpin (preventing me doing any more braking), and the hairpin was a sheer rock face, I drifted the corner somehow but I have no memory of my senses except for my gforce sense
16:16 <Arbition> came out of the slide fishtailing which I had to settle
16:47 <]stooge[> :/
17:08 <]stooge[> im hotheaded like the ghost rider behind a slow driver.
18:33 <]stooge[> jimmy the junky
19:29 <Arbition> despite that I think later that day I overtook some motor cyclists down a valley road at 150km/h
20:51 <Arbition> it was the only straight section for ages, those roads were nothing but corners
21:07 <]stooge[> lolz
21:25 <]stooge[> i got upto 180 in me old vk
21:32 <]stooge[> was it a vl
21:39 <]stooge[> had both at one stage
21:43 <Arbition> my crown can't do more than 180 because japanese regulations
22:16 <]stooge[> i saved 2k working painting and bought this dope VL
22:31 <Arbition> I still went that 180 though, up a hill
22:33 <]stooge[> mad sticker on the back of it "PHAT ENGINES"
23:06 <]stooge[> 2.5 inch exhaust group a body kit
23:10 <]stooge[> extractors
23:19 <]stooge[> dish chromies
23:31 <Arbition> lol my engine is still stock
23:52 <Arbition> does have coilovers and 4 piston brakes though
24:00 <]stooge[> this car had a VK body with VL engine and interior
24:09 <Arbition> taken from a RZ supra
24:13 <]stooge[> u ever come across a fuel injected Vk mudafuka
24:22 <Arbition> no
24:23 <]stooge[> i couda had a turbo vk
24:28 <]stooge[> thats wat i was gona do
24:43 <]stooge[> lost it with the gurl lost the plot hard.
24:44 <Arbition> that'd be a classic
24:53 <Arbition> those were actually nissan engines though lol
24:59 <]stooge[> ye
25:00 <]stooge[> r31
25:07 <]stooge[> my bro first car was 31
25:17 <]stooge[> now he rolls in a black 34 gtr
25:26 <Arbition> My first car was a boat on wheels
25:31 <Arbition> ala EA falcon
25:50 <Arbition> my grandfather gave it to me
26:12 <Arbition> don't think that could go faster than 130
26:35 <Arbition> 3.9L of wheeze
28:56 <]stooge[> my first car was from toyworld
29:05 <]stooge[> matchbox cars
29:44 <]stooge[> skaletrix
29:49 <]stooge[> was kool
30:16 <Arbition> those were so easy to spin out
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35:56 <]stooge[> whats it mean if a person driving a vehicle flashes theyre lights at u.?¿
37:11 <GoldSpade> there is a flash for cash up ahead
39:35 <]stooge[> yeah i know.
39:35 <]stooge[> that
39:46 <]stooge[> but there werent any pigs on the road.
39:46 <slinky_J> well well well so it's not an on the run they buildin next door
39:50 <GoldSpade> so in other words drive at 40...then when you pass the dumbass drive up to 80
39:51 <slinky_J> its some other bullshit
40:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who made the silly topic
41:22 <GoldSpade> you did pong
41:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no
41:36 <GoldSpade> yes you did
41:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong dont know what it mean
41:38 <GoldSpade> your wods
41:45 <GoldSpade> words
41:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no
42:23 <GoldSpade> yes pong
42:45 <]stooge[> once i pinched this nice mountain bike from under these people house, peddled 2 or 3's to the police station they were interrorgating him for shit, he had a 50 bag of gear for me hidden in a phony bic lighter... i left the bike at the copshop we got a lift from his mrs back n blazed otherwise he wouldnt of got to see me...
42:55 <]stooge[> 2 or 3 k's
43:17 <]stooge[> desperado
43:20 <]stooge[> :{
43:56 <]stooge[> i chipped my back teeth that eager to get a toke.. i bit clean through the lightbulbs metal and glass....
44:15 <]stooge[> at the top where it screws into the holder
44:31 <]stooge[> chewed it off
44:43 <]stooge[> otherwise u got mess around for 5 minutes getting cut off
44:51 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong eat light bulb it was crunchy
44:53 <]stooge[> the knashers did it swiftly :)
46:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> chookmagnet is idiot
46:43 <]stooge[> and vaughn tells me if have developed a lisp.
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51:08 <]stooge[> my left and right front teeth are chipped
51:11 <]stooge[> i remember that
51:27 <]stooge[> i got knee'd in the mouth by a chick.
53:21 <]stooge[> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T1xDpES6zw
53:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac feat Game - Till They Kill Me (NEW Song 2016) (Aug 15, 2016) Length: 3:48 - Category: Music - 1,088 views views - 21 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
55:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who is SkyFire
55:39 <]stooge[> fuck knows
55:51 * ]stooge[ makes a fist and wanks his nose.
56:23 <]stooge[> i charged at a magpie had me fists HAVE A GOOO CUNTTTT
56:38 <]stooge[> people look at me strange
57:19 <]stooge[> i got nailed by one one day
57:45 <]stooge[> it went thru my bycicle helmet and pierced my scalp i was bleeding and cause me to fall of my bike.
57:50 <]stooge[> i got a hate on for those cunts
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58:08 <GoldSpade> heheh
58:12 <GoldSpade> dikhead
58:43 <]stooge[> the warning sign for maggies last rule:- do not provoke the birds to attack you ect..
58:45 <]stooge[> lmaooo
59:02 <steven> kekeekek
59:58 <steven> fuck
00:02 <steven> just sat on my buds
00:30 <]stooge[> lolz
00:40 <]stooge[> i sat on caitlyns bag of gear accidently
00:51 <]stooge[> ;/
01:02 <steven> poo parrot
01:07 <]stooge[> i got few budz
02:14 <steven> unna
02:54 <]stooge[> so hungry
03:04 <]stooge[> i got more bud stead of my food
03:50 <]stooge[> piece-a porta house tanite wiff da chipz n peppa gray-vi.
04:29 <]stooge[> hmm
04:47 <]stooge[> they going bout george bush on fox news
04:54 <]stooge[> hes a war criminal
05:03 <GoldSpade> yes
05:09 <]stooge[> lock up n throw dat key
05:25 <GoldSpade> dick chaney will let him out
06:23 <GoldSpade> the asshole
06:41 <GoldSpade> he should be in jail as well
07:36 <]stooge[> trump needs his head lumped bet he's never had that done before.
07:55 <GoldSpade> new wig would be good
08:17 <]stooge[> hillary clinton ill murder with a 12 gauge
08:46 <]stooge[> her husband can catch the vapours from a 4/10
10:17 <]stooge[> they got money for wars but can't feed the poor.
13:01 <]stooge[> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qscUqsaOhWI
13:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac feat Eminem & Game & DMX Unstoppable NEW 2016 Birthday Special (Jun 24, 2016) Length: 4:27 - Category: Entertainment - 1,452 views views - 28 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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17:42 <GoldSpade> ame
18:11 <]stooge[> this game cunt
18:16 <]stooge[> look how he rolls
18:18 <]stooge[> http://imgur.com/a/KotHQ
18:54 <]stooge[> he sais the red one is 'faster'
18:58 <]stooge[> ..
23:48 <steven> thats tyroon woodley
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33:39 <GoldSpade> If it's not the ice, it's the flakka
34:30 <GoldSpade> dstroying young mids and turning them into demons
34:35 <GoldSpade> minds
34:49 <steven> who cares
35:18 <GoldSpade> well if you are a person who doesnt use...then you care
35:27 <GoldSpade> that you dont use either
35:43 <GoldSpade> I might be wrong
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35:57 <steven> i smoke weed
36:04 <GoldSpade> hheheh
36:07 <steven> i dont drink
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36:32 <GoldSpade> did your parents do weed steveo
36:35 <steven> no
36:42 <GoldSpade> so why do you need to do it
36:48 <steven> my parents are in hawaii right now
36:53 <steven> i dont need to do it
36:54 <Arbition> In Soviet russia, weed smoke you
36:58 <steven> i want to smoke weed
37:04 <GoldSpade> do you miss your parents
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37:14 <steven> no
37:19 <steven> they have only been gone 1 day
37:24 <steven> hahaaaaaaaaaaa
37:32 <GoldSpade> do your parents love you?
37:42 <steven> are you a phyc
37:46 <GoldSpade> yeah
37:48 <GoldSpade> do your parents love you?
37:51 <steven> yeah they do
37:59 <GoldSpade> both of them
38:05 <steven> yeah they do
38:12 <GoldSpade> hmm ok
38:22 <steven> never been to a phyc
38:33 <GoldSpade> maybe it might be a good idea
38:37 <steven> haha
38:45 <steven> nuh brother, i dont think it would
38:59 <GoldSpade> why would do you think might happen
39:09 <steven> ?
39:17 <steven> nothing will happen
39:23 <steven> i will tell the truth
39:40 <steven> i dont take no medication
39:49 <steven> (weed only)
40:03 <GoldSpade> actually you told me you take cymbalta
40:14 <steven> did i ?
40:17 <GoldSpade> yes
40:19 <steven> why would i lie to you?
40:39 <GoldSpade> you told you have major depression
40:42 <GoldSpade> steveo
40:46 <steven> i do ?
40:52 <GoldSpade> according to you
40:58 <steven> hahaha
41:06 <steven> if you say so.. it must be true
41:11 <GoldSpade> you told me
41:14 <steven> ok i told you
41:19 <GoldSpade> see told ya
41:19 <]stooge[> im 4 days old
41:32 <steven> did i also tell you i have aids?
41:35 <steven> or did i forget?
41:36 <GoldSpade> no
41:45 <GoldSpade> I dont believe you have aids
41:53 <steven> so when did i tell you this young GoldSpade?
42:03 <steven> because i dont think iv spoken to you in pm before
42:12 <]stooge[> kool-aid
42:17 <GoldSpade> you told me in the main room
42:19 <GoldSpade> like here
42:32 <steven> oh ok, you have me confused
42:36 <steven> i dont have depression
42:52 <]stooge[> fark that
43:00 <]stooge[> im happy everyday of my life
43:01 <steven> i have a great life
43:07 <GoldSpade> ok
43:12 <]stooge[> i get sad at times tho
43:18 <]stooge[> when ive run outta weed
43:22 <GoldSpade> hehe\
43:43 <steven> so 2 days ago
43:48 <steven> my family wrote a will
44:01 <steven> before they went away
44:27 <steven> i could shelter this whole channel if something happens to them
44:56 <steven> i would get 10 houses
45:39 <]stooge[> Lumeah
45:40 <]stooge[> Lumeah
45:43 <steven> i would rather my parents tho
45:44 <steven> :}
45:56 <]stooge[> fuckoff humpty
45:57 <GoldSpade> money does happiness....but its nice to have expensive things
46:03 <GoldSpade> buy
47:36 <]stooge[> got 4 petrol rc cars at vaughns syked
47:37 <]stooge[> lolol
47:41 <]stooge[> and a rc chopper
48:08 <steven> wtf is cymbalta
48:17 <]stooge[> hydrolics cooling systems lol
48:28 <]stooge[> vaughn the old blacksmith
48:43 <]stooge[> not hydrolics
48:46 <]stooge[> shockies
48:58 <]stooge[> massif tyres
49:52 <]stooge[> vaughns holding a flashlight were out in the street at 3am he working on his car in the bonnit, its held up with a golf club
50:19 <]stooge[> lost interest still in the same state at 9am...
50:35 <]stooge[> old dark red vienta he bought for $100
51:09 <steven> vaughn is a dropkick like you
51:38 <Lumeah> Hey darlin
51:48 <]stooge[> fake plates
51:59 <]stooge[> he got done it comin out of a dealers house
52:02 <]stooge[> last week
52:03 <]stooge[> lmaooo
52:40 <]stooge[> they took his half ball
52:46 <]stooge[> left him with nothin
52:49 <steven> they shoulda just bashed him
52:54 <steven> that what u woulda done
52:59 <]stooge[> he made a call and got 1 and half balls dropped off.
53:21 <steven> what happened you go around there drop ya balls in his mouth pooparrot
54:26 <steven> you on skype kunny
54:40 <]stooge[> negative
54:51 <]stooge[> not for 3 weeks perhaps moar
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55:09 <]stooge[> u wana screen print the krust?¿
55:18 <steven> nah
55:23 <steven> already got a good datebase
55:29 <steven> of krusty pics
55:33 <]stooge[> .
55:35 <steven> /
55:36 <steven> vids
55:42 <steven> loooooool
55:45 <]stooge[> i can go out of my way to look like a gronk
56:02 <steven> you wont need to
56:10 <steven> im sure you already qualify
57:32 <]stooge[> odd socks pulled up way past me ankles, with shitty old painting shoes on, short shorts way up past me knees,with a purple shirt with a few holes here and there, no hat full on krusted out.
57:46 <steven> go on skype cunt
57:48 <steven> no hat
57:51 <steven> haahhaa
57:56 <steven> i wanna av a laff
58:01 <steven> ya geeza
58:55 <steven> fuck you cunts are boring
59:11 <]stooge[> keke
59:57 <steven> get on skype kunny
00:05 <steven> i wanna show you something *wink*wink*
01:27 <steven> pussy
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09:34 <slinky_J> Chapman is gangsta
11:14 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) Quit: There is no chicken. There never was a chicken. The chicken is an urban myth, something to give your life meaning.
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43:45 <CutthroatIsland> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ amelia
43:50 <CutthroatIsland> what a loser
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44:01 <CutthroatIsland> knit is pollock
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45:01 <Lumeah> k
45:33 * CutthroatIsland slaps Lumeah around a bit with a large trout
45:37 <CutthroatIsland> LOLLLLLLLLLL@ Lumeah
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46:37 <Lumeah> :p
46:45 <Lumeah> lick me
47:34 <amelia> `ban CutthroatIsland
47:35 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*[email protected].*
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47:46 <amelia> not today, not today
48:27 <Arbition> What's uuuuuuuuup
48:48 <amelia> im so sick i think im dying
48:48 <Arbition> Did I tell you guys I got a payrise?
48:56 <Arbition> Oh damn
48:57 <amelia> ooooo
49:00 <amelia> congrats
49:13 <Lumeah> good for u
49:57 <Arbition> Yes good for me. Should have asked for more, given how easy it was
50:12 <amelia> did you get what you asked for
50:17 <Arbition> Lack confidence literally all I had to do was ask,no negotiations or anythibg
50:21 <Arbition> Yes
50:35 <Steven1> i got a good offer i played it well
50:43 <amelia> be happy wif that, if you asked for more it may have gone differently
50:46 <Steven1> got 200 extra a week
50:49 <Arbition> Maybe
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51:41 <Arbition> More tax too though
52:17 <amelia> you went into higher tax bracket?
52:35 <Arbition> No, but the ratio in this tax bracket increases
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54:08 <slinky_J> NIGGAS and hoz
54:13 <slinky_J> JUDY KIIINNNGG
58:41 <Arbition> Damn I'm waiting for someone else to hold the table so I can go order food
00:13 <slinky_J> I am holding a zebra.
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04:44 <GoldSpade> sharnie
04:45 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
04:52 <GoldSpade> and lummie
04:56 <GoldSpade> hello
06:19 <GoldSpade> what you got for us today
08:21 <GoldSpade> lummie
08:30 <GoldSpade> whats the latest news
08:41 <Lumeah> Hey goldie
08:48 <GoldSpade> you good today>
09:06 <Lumeah> Yes.
09:11 <Lumeah> Burp.
09:12 <GoldSpade> I feel Serenity is a bad influence on you
09:27 <Lumeah> Are u good today?
09:34 <GoldSpade> im always good
09:44 <Lumeah> Cuz i talk to her
09:48 <GoldSpade> yeah
09:50 <GoldSpade> heh
10:09 <Lumeah> I don't
10:19 <GoldSpade> ok thats ok
10:27 <Lumeah> U idiot
10:30 <GoldSpade> hehere
10:37 <GoldSpade> :)
10:57 <GoldSpade> do you go clubbing lummie
11:00 <Lumeah> Your making a fool of yourself
11:08 <GoldSpade> dont worry about that
11:21 <Lumeah> .... I don't live in Sydney bro
11:33 <GoldSpade> who said you did
12:21 <GoldSpade> no matter
12:29 <Lumeah> I can't go clubing. I have no clubs
12:44 <GoldSpade> what about a golf club
13:07 <Lumeah> To hit u with?
13:13 <GoldSpade> no steven
14:03 <GoldSpade> you into bondage lummie
14:53 <GoldSpade> pleasure and pain
15:23 <GoldSpade> hope not
15:39 <GoldSpade> because I dont want to be hit with the pretend golf club
17:45 <steven> all my friends at heathens take it slow
18:00 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UprcpdwuwCg&list=PLx0sYbCqOb8TBPRdmBHs5Iftvv9TPboYG&index=4
18:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: twenty one pilots: Heathens (from Suicide Squad: The Album) [OFFICIAL VIDEO] (Jun 21, 2016) Length: 3:38 - Category: Music - 192,196,790 views views - 1,989,969 likes (98.2%), 36,930 dislikes (1.8%)
18:14 <steven> please dont make any sudden moves
18:35 <Lumeah> GoldSpade:
18:42 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o steven
18:44 <Lumeah> U don't need to know
19:06 <GoldSpade> what dont I need to know
19:19 <GoldSpade> I know too much already
19:39 <Lumeah> Weather bondage is your form of torture
20:07 <GoldSpade> I dont do it outside anyway
20:34 <GoldSpade> in any type of weather
20:59 <GoldSpade> Wheather I do it or not that is
21:05 <steven> what sickness do you have amelia?
21:52 <slinky_J> she watches gay black porn
22:05 <GoldSpade> wtf
24:45 <Sharni> Heathens is my new jam
24:49 <GoldSpade> how those black guys with 10 inch dicks manage to bang size 8 women in the ass is beyond me
24:55 <Sharni> Song is in my head all day
25:40 <Sharni> Ouch
25:53 <Sharni> Just reading that hurts me uterus
25:58 <GoldSpade> hehe
26:00 <GoldSpade> sorry
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26:43 <GoldSpade> maybe they have like some mussle relaxant
26:47 <GoldSpade> injection
26:56 <GoldSpade> before they do the porn thing
27:12 <GoldSpade> or something like that
27:21 <GoldSpade> in the ass
27:23 <Lumeah> Or they are just hoes
27:43 <GoldSpade> whats that got to do with it
27:47 <Lumeah> Then she wouldn't have bowle control
27:56 <Lumeah> Soo loose
28:05 <Lumeah> Lose meat tent
28:05 <GoldSpade> yeah that would be a problem
29:15 <GoldSpade> probably some major ass tearing as well
29:23 <GoldSpade> hemmorids
29:38 <Lumeah> Ill tear your arse
29:47 <GoldSpade> hehe
29:51 <GoldSpade> good luck
30:54 <GoldSpade> wouldnt let you near my ass
31:00 <GoldSpade> lummie
31:41 <Lumeah> Then u would know how my ten incher fits in your arse
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32:16 <GoldSpade> youd probably jam a foot long dildo up there
32:31 <Lumeah> Don't tempt me
32:48 <GoldSpade> hmmm
34:47 <GoldSpade> strap on
34:49 <GoldSpade> heh
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45:25 <MrWingWong> Hey amelia
45:30 <slinky_J> soup bitch
45:36 <slinky_J> i put bok choy in nugga
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56:22 <CutthroatIsland> fucking LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ amelia
56:32 <CutthroatIsland> ohh it stop shelf tonight
56:34 <Lumeah> Dick
56:35 <CutthroatIsland> Sharni slurry on too
56:43 <MrWingWong> Head
56:45 <CutthroatIsland> fucking LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Sharni
58:20 <Sharni> Lol
58:58 <CutthroatIsland> Sharni whats for dinner?
59:28 <Sharni> Ice cream
59:54 <CutthroatIsland> what type?
00:02 <Sharni> Magnum
00:17 <Sharni> Ego caramel nom
00:18 <Sharni> Nom
00:19 <Sharni> Nom
00:28 <CutthroatIsland> ohh yeh
00:35 <CutthroatIsland> they are good
00:38 <CutthroatIsland> u buy a box?
00:38 <Sharni> Yep
00:48 <CutthroatIsland> nice
00:53 <CutthroatIsland> the best ones they killed off
00:54 <CutthroatIsland> :(
01:00 <Sharni> I eat the first layer of choc than lick all the caramel off
01:02 <CutthroatIsland> magnum gold
01:11 <Sharni> I don't think I tried that one
01:36 <MrWingWong> Yuk
01:42 <Sharni> Yum
01:52 <Sharni> Something Wong ?
03:26 <CutthroatIsland> http://www.3nta.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/magnum-gold.jpg
03:46 <Sharni> Aw yea
03:52 <Sharni> Never tried that one
03:52 <amelia> `ban CutthroatIsland
03:52 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*[email protected].*
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03:58 <amelia> hurro MrWingWong
04:09 <Sharni> Lol
04:43 <amelia> (CutthroatIsland) LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ your bands
04:50 <amelia> i haf funny bands
05:00 <amelia> bands
05:22 <Sharni> Lol
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22:52 <GoldSpade> ame
23:01 <amelia> hurro wots up
24:20 <GoldSpade> does steveo live near you ame
24:49 <amelia> not really, it usually takes him 15/20 mins to get here
25:00 <GoldSpade> hehehe oh really
25:38 <amelia> :)
26:44 <GoldSpade> how often does he come over
28:16 <GoldSpade> ame
28:45 <amelia> mama jus came over she said she'd bring me pizza cos i sick
28:53 <amelia> gosh i luff that woman
29:08 <slinky_J> bowl of soup?
29:18 <slinky_J> if you drain the liquid it's a bowl of vegetables.
29:25 <GoldSpade> pizza will make you feel worse
29:37 <amelia> yah i have no appetite but i like the thought
29:57 <GoldSpade> you'll just chuck it up again...try toast or crackers
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30:27 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
30:29 <amelia> i watched SBS food chan and even that was making me feel like i gonna yack
30:36 <amelia> I will jus stick with ma waters
30:42 <GoldSpade> yea
31:14 <GoldSpade> tell her to get some hydalite...they will restore your fluids
31:37 <GoldSpade> if you have been chucking up alot
31:41 <Arbition> wow, a friend just got a package in his mailbox, which was a package in a package, and he opened it all the way through. Inside what looks like an antistatic bag was a clear plastic baggie with brownish crystal shit
31:45 <Arbition> thinks it might be ice
32:06 <GoldSpade> take it to the cops
32:29 <amelia> wtf
32:41 <amelia> brownish?
32:44 <Arbition> yeah
32:55 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> give to pong
33:13 <amelia> issit brown sugar
33:16 <steven> hahaah
33:22 <steven> give it to MrWingWong
33:27 <Lumeah> Brown?
33:31 <Arbition> He'll probably end up taking it to the cops, but the thing that concerns him is if he might be in trouble for opening a package not intended for him (even though the address is plausibly his)
33:32 <steven> he will confirm
33:36 <amelia> who is MrWingWong
33:43 <steven> slobbs
33:54 <amelia> does it haf any name on the package
33:59 <amelia> i think he'll be fine
34:53 <Arbition> 'PPS Property Management'
35:34 <Arbition> It was on the return address side though
35:37 <Arbition> weird shit
35:46 <amelia> trust a real estate agent to get on it
36:14 <Sharni> Lol
36:17 <Arbition> sounds like one of those double pass ons, so the person who sends it to the recipient is doesn't know who the original sender is
37:00 <Lumeah> Dun open shit
37:19 <amelia> odd
37:24 <Arbition> bit late for that
37:36 <steven> what i suggest
38:00 <steven> go buy a crack pipe smoke some just to make sure its not ice
38:15 <Arbition> lol that sounds like a terrible idea
38:16 <amelia> bwahhah
38:22 <amelia> its brown
38:41 <steven> if it has no effect RTS
39:12 <steven> i would just put it in the bin
39:13 <amelia> jus go to an asian deli and ask for a glass pipe with a rose in it
39:18 <steven> haha
39:33 <steven> or ring the police so they can do the same
39:40 <steven> i wouldnt waste me time tbh
39:40 <amelia> hahah
39:47 <steven> innit
39:53 <steven> av u avn a laff
39:55 <amelia> geeezer
40:01 <steven> fuck
41:08 <steven> had to run a machine at work for the last 3 days
41:13 <steven> fun times
41:38 <steven> i had to walk out 3 times today
41:44 <steven> they let off bombs
41:56 <Sharni> Lol
41:59 <steven> pure methane farts
42:16 <steven> i can let out monsters but they dont smell
42:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> change topic it made u
42:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> up
42:49 <steven> we act like gay cunts to
42:59 <steven> he rekons today
43:17 <steven> 'i never worked in a factory where all the boys didnt act like gay dudes'
43:25 <steven> so he says its common
44:11 <steven> pong shut the fuck up son
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44:34 Mode: (by steven) +o Sharni
44:38 <GoldSpade> pong go and play on #pong
45:05 <steven> GoldSpade on #politicaldebate @#nerdhacks #sydney
45:05 <steven> GoldSpade using irc.austnet.org AustNet
45:08 <steven> fucked that up
45:12 <GoldSpade> hehehe
45:21 <GoldSpade> I already know steveo
45:23 <steven> GoldSpade on #politicaldebate @#nerdhacks #sydney @#foolisholdman
45:28 <steven> i was ment to paste
45:49 <GoldSpade> dum
46:09 <steven> i no u r i said u r but wot am i
46:32 <GoldSpade> your name is steven
46:49 <steven> you name is foolish oldman
46:54 <GoldSpade> steven
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47:00 <steven> foolish oldman
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47:06 <GoldSpade> im not much older than you
47:16 <steven> im 26 how old are you?
47:30 <GoldSpade> ahhhh you dont know
47:32 <GoldSpade> ehhehehe
47:48 <steven> i have seen your picture
47:52 <steven> i would say.............
47:56 <GoldSpade> hahha have you know
47:59 <GoldSpade> weeeelllllll
48:04 <steven> pushing 90 ?
48:11 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> .
48:21 <steven> i havnt really
48:26 <GoldSpade> how did you see my pic
48:37 <steven> i havnt but i know
48:41 <steven> you are in your 40's
48:53 <GoldSpade> you just said you did
48:57 <steven> yes i did
48:58 <GoldSpade> make up your mind
49:02 <steven> no i didnt
49:06 <GoldSpade> yes you did
49:10 <steven> yes i did
49:14 <GoldSpade> yea
49:15 <steven> no i didnt
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49:56 <steven> foolish oldman
49:57 <GoldSpade> BlackDevil's age group
51:02 <GoldSpade> if you are 26...why arent you out getting pussy
52:44 <Sharni> Lol
52:52 <GoldSpade> no answer?
52:55 <Sharni> How does age determine how much pussy you get
53:09 <Sharni> Ohh wait
53:13 <Sharni> Don't worry read it wrong
53:18 <GoldSpade> hehehe
53:19 * Sharni backs away
53:25 <GoldSpade> thats funny Sharni
53:36 <Arbition> Well that question applies to me too then, and for myself, I have no confidence
53:40 <Sharni> steven 26 lolzzzz
53:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> change topic
53:59 <Sharni> Confidence with what ? Picking up chicks
54:09 <Sharni> Tinder babez
54:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong like u on tinder Sharni
54:36 <GoldSpade> just act stupid and make them laugh....you dont need confidence
54:44 <GoldSpade> you just pretend you have it
54:44 <amelia> I would not recommend tinder for Arbition
54:57 <Sharni> Haha whys
55:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong is on
55:07 <amelia> not his style
55:25 <Sharni> There is lots of women out there that suits everyone
55:36 <amelia> yes, not on tinder
55:47 <Sharni> Watcha on about
55:52 <Arbition> Amelia has me sussed out, I wouldn't have a clue
55:57 <Sharni> What kind of style is Arbition
56:06 <GoldSpade> some women dont like metros....because they like to cheat
56:54 <GoldSpade> but a nerd with brains!
56:56 <GoldSpade> ahhhhhhhh
57:10 <GoldSpade> now you're talking GoldSpade!
57:46 <GoldSpade> glasses are sexy as well
57:57 <GoldSpade> if you wear them
58:09 <GoldSpade> alot of women like guys with glasses
58:33 <GoldSpade> well ive found anyway
58:41 <Arbition> doesn't seem to apply to me
58:46 <GoldSpade> why not
58:57 <Arbition> idk
59:00 * [[[[[pong]]]]] slags at GoldSpade
59:08 <Sharni> Arbition join a dating site or something
59:14 <Sharni> There's someone out there for everyone
59:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> even pomg?
59:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong?
59:29 <GoldSpade> sadly not pong
59:30 <Arbition> I was on OKC nothing
59:30 <Sharni> Yes pong
59:38 <Sharni> Try pof
59:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong on pof
59:48 <Sharni> [[[[[pong]]]]] fat chicks need loving too
00:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> look up pong addy westsideee
00:06 <Sharni> Lol
00:13 <Sharni> I don't have pof
00:17 <Sharni> Sorry mate
00:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> get it
00:20 <Sharni> No
00:20 <GoldSpade> pong the stud
00:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yesss
00:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> girl get scared off from [[[[[pong]]]]] so pong change name on here
00:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> there
01:01 <Sharni> Lol
01:02 <GoldSpade> what is your name pong
01:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> westsideee
03:08 <Sharni> MUDAFUCKKKERRRR
03:28 <GoldSpade> no i dont think thats his name
03:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> look on pof
04:23 <GoldSpade> what do I search for
04:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> westsideee
05:26 <GoldSpade> holy shit
05:31 <GoldSpade> is that really you?
05:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ?
06:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> wat u see
06:13 <amelia> i has de best friends
06:16 <amelia> http://imgur.com/sfR7UtX
06:36 <Sharni> What is that
06:39 <Arbition> Honey?
06:46 <amelia> my fwend bought dis over @ me to have wif hot water
06:47 <Arbition> no
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06:53 <Arbition> lemon?
06:55 <amelia> its like oranges n lemon n citrus
07:01 <amelia> with other crap
07:06 <Sharni> You drink that shit
07:06 <amelia> to makes me feel better
07:11 <Sharni> Ohh yep
07:15 <Sharni> Are you sick
07:16 <amelia> put a big scoop with hot water
07:28 <amelia> yasss
07:33 <Sharni> Awww
07:35 <amelia> i am such a sooky when i sick
07:35 <Sharni> Poor amelia
07:41 <Sharni> Like a male
07:48 <Sharni> Males are sooks
07:52 <amelia> i was watching survivor earlier and i cried
07:53 <amelia> hahahahaha
07:57 <Sharni> Haha
08:04 <Sharni> Are you on your periods as well
08:08 <Sharni> Moody biatch
08:18 <Sharni> Wait no.. Your pregnant :P
08:20 <amelia> I never even watched it before but some guys mum died and he was puting in all his effort and calling on her for help
08:22 <Sharni> Jokes
08:27 <amelia> ahahahah nah no period
08:29 <Sharni> Aww
08:30 <amelia> jus sooky sick
08:34 <Sharni> Your due than
08:35 <Arbition> being a sook is how we cope with high expectations... or something
08:38 <Sharni> Sooky bum
09:06 <Sharni> I'm not allowed to be sick
09:14 <amelia> Arbition?
09:22 <Arbition> idk
09:25 <amelia> yeah hard when you got a fam to look after
09:41 <Sharni> Meh I used a hair treatment and my hair smells like dog shampoo
09:53 <Sharni> I did it yesterday even washed my hair again today
09:53 <amelia> you've been smoking those brown crystals haven't you
09:58 <Sharni> Put hair serum in it
09:59 <amelia> it still smella like dog poo?
10:01 <Arbition> What no
10:10 <Sharni> Not poo
10:18 <amelia> ohhh
10:22 <amelia> hahaaha i read it wrong
10:24 <Sharni> Shampoo
10:27 <Sharni> Hahha
10:33 <amelia> ahahaaa
10:37 <Sharni> I don't like it
10:45 <amelia> even after you washed it again
10:46 <Sharni> I want my hair too smell pretty
10:49 <Sharni> Yep
11:00 <Sharni> After 5 products still yucky
11:07 <Arbition> I am still undecided if and when I should cut my hair
11:10 <amelia> thats odd
11:11 <amelia> yes
11:15 <Sharni> Yep
11:15 <amelia> cut your hair
11:20 <Arbition> why though
11:21 <Sharni> Arbition cut it
11:28 <Sharni> Chicks don't like long hair
11:31 <amelia> my friend Ben had long hair like you
11:34 <Sharni> Only Emos
11:38 <amelia> i told him for ages to cut it
11:43 <amelia> after a year or so he did
11:49 <amelia> and he said i was so right
11:53 <Sharni> I bet he picked up all the chicks
11:53 <Arbition> For me only quite short hair or long hair works for me
12:07 <amelia> its jus hair but it was kind of more than that
12:09 <amelia> idk
12:13 <Sharni> Just do it short
12:26 <amelia> you can always grow it back
12:29 <Sharni> If you don't like it, it grows back
12:30 <Sharni> Yes
12:34 <Arbition> When I asked my sister she recommended I leave it long
12:41 <Arbition> you know I've had it almost this long once before, then shaved it
12:42 <Sharni> You need to feel good to gain confidence
12:43 <Lumeah> Mmmm long.
12:46 <amelia> ok but your sister is wrong
12:49 <Lumeah> Do the long.
12:56 <Sharni> That's your sister
13:01 <Sharni> She won't fuck toy
13:03 <Sharni> You
13:06 <Sharni> Well I hope not
13:17 <Lumeah> Uhuh
13:20 <amelia> haha no its not just about chicks
13:27 <amelia> why do you have it long
13:36 <Arbition> It does suit me somewhat
13:43 <Sharni> We need a pic
13:50 <amelia> he's posted plenty
13:59 <Sharni> We can tell you what would suit you
14:00 <amelia> including him in blue panties
14:03 <Sharni> Mainly Amelia
14:08 <Sharni> Oh gawd
14:13 <amelia> which he has never graced me with again
14:15 <amelia> :(
14:16 <Sharni> No panty pics
14:20 <Arbition> I did twice
14:34 <amelia> im sick i think i deserve another panty pic
14:39 <Arbition> lol
14:41 <amelia> or i will probably cry
14:48 <Lumeah> Fck off
14:49 * amelia sniffs
14:54 <Sharni> Hahah
14:56 <Arbition> no I'm not happy with the blob that has formed on my belly
15:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> change topic
15:02 <amelia> ohhhh
15:05 <amelia> chubby bubby
15:09 <Arbition> well you would have seen it before
15:13 <Arbition> its just on the belly
15:16 <Arbition> but it stands out
15:16 <Sharni> I don't like long beards and long hair on guys
15:22 <amelia> no i didn't think you had a gut
15:28 <Arbition> oh I got rid of my beard ages ago
15:32 <amelia> I like beards
15:37 <Arbition> I just have a small tuft on my chin
15:38 <amelia> maintained beards
15:49 <Arbition> A landing strip as someone described it
15:49 <Sharni> amelia at what length is max
16:04 <amelia> it doesn't phase me as long as its maintained
16:10 <Sharni> Fair enough
16:12 <amelia> lookin sharp
16:16 <Sharni> I don't like long beards
16:21 <Sharni> Even if it's maintained
16:31 <Sharni> Makes kissing yucky
16:32 <amelia> haha
16:35 <amelia> na uh
16:43 <Sharni> It hurts my lips
19:43 <steven> fanny chin
20:14 <steven> if its just a line down the middle
20:19 <steven> i call that fanny chin
20:36 <Arbition> that's pretty much what I've got
20:59 <steven> :}
21:30 <steven> looooooooooooooooooooooool @ grem
22:06 <Sharni> Lol
22:25 <Arbition> http://i.imgur.com/bzghHFV.jpg
22:44 <steven> keekke
23:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u have glasses like pong
23:12 <Arbition> I also have other glasses
23:17 <Arbition> these ones are good for coverage
23:23 <amelia> your glasses look foggy
23:23 <Arbition> field of vision
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23:34 <Arbition> reflections probably
23:47 <amelia> do you pluck your nose hairs
23:59 <Arbition> absent mindedly sometimes, but not really
24:02 <amelia> `ban cutthroatisland -noexpire
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24:13 <GoldSpade> who is that guy
24:26 <amelia> nice skin
24:43 <Arbition> 'cept for that thing on my forehead
24:57 <amelia> hahahah
24:59 <green> i got a big head
25:03 <amelia> you been eating chocolate
25:08 <green> but my balls fix that
25:09 <Arbition> always
25:17 <Arbition> chocolate is great
25:28 <amelia> agreed
25:33 <Sharni> Mnm Chocolate
26:00 <Sharni> When I was pregnant with my eldest I aw so much chocolate I got fat
26:15 <Sharni> Now I can't stomach so much chocolate
26:20 <Sharni> Good thing
26:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> change topicc
26:37 <Sharni> No
26:38 <steven> ?
26:38 <GoldSpade> does your daughter eat alot chocolate Sharni
26:48 <Sharni> I two sons
26:51 <Arbition> I can probably find photos from when I was bald
26:53 <GoldSpade> oh
26:56 <Sharni> And yes that kid don't stop eating
28:38 <GoldSpade> do you think it might be possible that maybe your son or sons inherited your chocolate abuse while pregnant
28:52 <GoldSpade> Sharni
28:57 <Arbition> I have this photo, and I only wish we were actually together (that's me on the left). We never were, I was just visiting Sydney at the time. This was 2.5 years ago http://i.imgur.com/xQJ6yoK.jpg
28:59 <Sharni> No
29:45 <Sharni> Why what happened between you guys
29:51 <Arbition> Nothing, that's the point
29:52 <Sharni> Just friends ?
29:56 <Arbition> yes
30:01 <Arbition> I was only visiting
30:02 <Sharni> Did you try make a move
30:05 <Arbition> no
30:23 <Sharni> No confidence ?
30:30 <Arbition> as I said, yep
30:35 <Arbition> also I didn't feel it was appropriate
30:39 <Sharni> I'm the same
30:59 <Sharni> I'm the shyest person you would ever meet in person
31:04 <Sharni> Zero confidence
31:23 <Arbition> I can actually be pretty good, as long as I don't actually need to ask people something
31:23 <GoldSpade> can you say more than 2 words
31:38 <Arbition> moment I am asking something of someone, I can't bring it up
31:46 <Arbition> which is why it was so long until I asked for a raise
31:49 <Arbition> 3.5 years
32:15 <Arbition> My boss was saying how he felt guilty. It was weird
32:59 <Sharni> I can't make conversation
33:05 <Sharni> That's why no one likes me
33:10 <Sharni> Just an easy fuck that's it lol
33:18 <Arbition> I am alright with conversation
33:23 <Sharni> I can't do it
33:24 <Arbition> sort of depends on context
33:27 <green> piss off
33:34 <Sharni> I'm worried I'll say something stupid
33:49 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
33:49 <green> easy? why the fuck havnt i driven ya sideways mole
34:08 <Sharni> green who are you
34:28 <Sharni> Who dat
34:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who is green
34:42 <green> 38.m.perth n u?
35:16 <Sharni> 31 m Victoria
35:47 <green> fucken just packed me hose full of weed the piece wasnt even fucken in there
35:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong thouht u girl Sharni
36:05 <Sharni> ;)
36:10 <Sharni> Secrets out
38:13 <GoldSpade> hehe
38:52 <amelia> short hair lools better
39:18 <Arbition> I'll have to keep looking for photos
39:32 <Sharni> I'm thinking of going back to brunette
39:35 <Arbition> the length in that photo suits me more than this very long stuff
39:38 <steven> hahahah grem
39:41 <steven> er green
39:54 <amelia> yes its still longish
40:09 <Arbition> at that length it is a pain though
40:13 <Arbition> impossible to tame and retrain
40:15 <Arbition> *restrain
40:37 <amelia> lion hair
40:57 <green> lion tamer
41:56 <green> i rolled a huge straight green J
43:43 <Sharni> amelia I'm going to send you two pics I need your opinion blonde or brunette ok
44:39 <green> pussy hair colour?????????????????????
44:46 <Sharni> Yep
44:49 <green> invite me in on this
44:56 <Sharni> No
44:56 <green> ??????????????
44:59 <Arbition> I guess if I imagine this with shortish hair gelled back http://i.imgur.com/tZ3bF9p.jpg
45:00 <green> Np
45:01 <green> kool
45:05 <green> send away
45:06 <amelia> i much prefer blonde on you
45:18 <Sharni> Aww yeh
45:20 <Arbition> idk about the return of the beard though
45:49 <Sharni> Arbition that's a good photos of you
45:54 <Sharni> That look suits you
46:09 <green> go like me fucken 50 year pot dealers shes fucken 50 a hippy rocks blue and pink hair and shit off its guts mate
46:22 <Sharni> Yuck
46:37 <Arbition> It is also the angle I think
46:45 <Arbition> that's not a front face photo
46:48 <amelia> ye much better look on you Arbition
46:59 <Arbition> that's still long hair though
47:02 <Arbition> it was just wet
47:05 <amelia> we can tell its not a face on photo but thanks for clarifying
47:31 <Arbition> oh yeah I didn't have my glasses on either
48:05 <amelia> the gold doorknobs annoy me with the silver power point
48:17 <Arbition> because this is pretty much the same (except with glasses on and me being silly) http://i.imgur.com/YfjsswC.jpg
48:18 <green> we drove past her, here she is with her xr6 fucken parked up goin through fucken curbside collections n shit bra
48:30 <amelia> can you change the handle to silver pls
48:39 <Arbition> lol
48:47 <Sharni> Haha
48:59 <Sharni> Arbition you have confidence
49:07 <Sharni> I mean you posting pictures of yourself
49:12 <Arbition> conditional confidence
49:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> change topic pong not like
49:27 <Arbition> I know I can look good, but that's not everything
49:27 <Sharni> I post it too Amelia cause she loves me secretly
49:28 <amelia> not if it was with a girl he liked
49:36 <Sharni> True
49:42 <amelia> haha cos you trust @ me
49:46 <Arbition> Oh here is a near bald photo http://i.imgur.com/FYXkxS1.jpg
49:48 <Sharni> Haha yes
49:53 <Sharni> And you give good advice
49:58 <Sharni> And the truth
50:04 <Sharni> I like that
50:11 <amelia> soso many weeds
50:20 <amelia> i don't like shaved head
50:26 <green> i found a neighbour hood watch sign close by
50:31 <green> took a sharp eye
50:50 <Sharni> lol
50:51 <green> alerted people in the area
51:02 <Arbition> shit that would be 4 years ago though
53:37 <green> vickys fucken sister in law or some bitch shes related to bro, she in her 70's cuz sellin green everyday how mads that shit bra
54:02 <Sharni> green what the hell are you on abs out
54:04 <Sharni> About
54:09 <Sharni> Lol abs out
54:10 <green> just droped me pot dealers name
54:11 <steven> abs out
54:13 <green> damnit
54:19 <Sharni> Abs out for sharni
54:22 <steven> haha
54:26 <Sharni> Go on guys upload pics
54:33 <steven> flabs
54:35 <Sharni> Show us your abs
54:37 <steven> is all you would get
54:49 <Sharni> Fine show me ya flabs
56:26 <Sharni> Naww you guys let me down
56:37 <green> warren is in the 120kgish range he sais
56:40 <green> is that hot
57:04 <steven> lol
57:11 <steven> warren is twice the man i am
57:18 <green> lolol
57:21 <green> literally
57:28 <Arbition> what, you're only 60kg?
57:35 <green> LOLOLO
57:37 <green> 60
57:44 <steven> na
57:44 <green> little rake
57:45 <steven> 70
57:52 <steven> its almost christmas
57:52 <Arbition> I'm 84
57:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong141kg
57:56 <steven> he will be 140kg by then
58:05 <Sharni> I'm 167
58:11 <Sharni> Cms
58:14 <Sharni> Ah ha
58:22 <steven> i weighed myself at work the other day i was 72
58:27 <steven> i got called a fat cunt
58:31 <steven> hahaha
58:36 <Sharni> Seriously
58:38 <Sharni> That's nothing
58:43 <steven> by the cunt who weighed 96
58:44 <steven> hahaha
58:45 <green> i fucken chewed up 300mg of seroquel lastnight then inhaled some felt pen fucken made high bra
58:49 <green> mad*
58:53 <Arbition> as I said 2 days ago or something, that I gained 4 of those over winter
59:06 <Sharni> I prefer a guy that weighs around 80+
59:10 <steven> i lost 4kgs after work
59:13 <steven> flushed them
59:15 <Sharni> big shit
59:16 <Sharni> Hahaha
59:30 <Arbition> Sharni: It would also be based on height though
59:37 <Sharni> Yea
59:48 <Sharni> I don't like skinny men
59:58 <Arbition> I'm fairly skinny and above 80
59:58 <Sharni> But not fat fat
00:05 <Sharni> How tall are you
00:10 <green> 89.5
00:11 <Arbition> 185cm
00:26 <Sharni> Yea your talk
00:28 <Sharni> Tall
00:40 <Sharni> steven how tall are you
01:16 <Arbition> I saw this girl and guy yesterday at the supermarket who were both taller than me
01:20 <Arbition> daunting
01:20 <steven> 6'3
01:27 <Sharni> Bull
01:30 <steven> 6 pack
01:36 <steven> long blonde hair
01:41 <steven> surfboard on my back
01:46 <Sharni> Lol how tall are you mutt
01:48 <steven> tatts
01:52 <steven> eyebrow ring
02:01 <Sharni> Beach babe
02:17 <steven> loool
02:24 <Sharni> steven how tall are you
02:27 <Sharni> Tell mehhh
02:33 <steven> no idea
02:34 <green> ah fucken hell i got court monday morning if i go in fried brother this will be the 3rd time in a row ive been fucken off choppers at that joint
02:36 <Sharni> :/
02:40 <steven> high 5's
02:44 <Sharni> Are you taller than Emma
02:46 <steven> yea
02:54 <Sharni> Pretty sure Emma is same height as me
03:02 <steven> true
03:14 <Sharni> Think she said 5'6
03:19 <Sharni> Any who
03:23 <green> 4th
03:41 <green> represent myself
03:45 <green> fuck a lawyer
03:51 Quit: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) Quit:
03:53 <Sharni> Lol
03:54 <green> ill bust a free on the judge
03:58 <amelia> steven is 5"5
04:04 <Sharni> Lol
04:10 <Sharni> Short ass
04:14 <steven> ha ha
04:22 <Sharni> Is dis true
04:22 <steven> im about to bash amelia's face in
04:37 <Sharni> She would bash you mate
04:39 <slinky_J> wit ur dong
04:49 <steven> if 5"5 is high 5's then yes
04:50 <amelia> you can tell when steven gets annoyed cos he puts a space between his ha's
04:54 <green> but yeah i will be well manored and use the duty lawyer for the best possible outcome.
04:59 <steven> FU CK OFF
05:01 <Sharni> Lol
05:02 <amelia> AHAAHAHA
05:11 <steven> IDJI OT
05:16 <Sharni> green what the fuck are you on
05:28 <Sharni> steven who is green
05:30 <green> u wana know
05:37 <steven> im stoned as
05:38 <amelia> kunny
05:38 <Sharni> Bath salts ?
05:41 <steven> pedo
05:43 <Sharni> Makes sense
05:52 <steven> <CutthroatIsland> LOLLLLLLLLLLL @ nerdhacks
06:08 <amelia> he's been msging me too
06:11 <Sharni> Yep he has been pm'ing me too
06:17 <steven> stop slutting around sluts
06:21 <amelia> think he's bored cos no one is biting
06:23 <steven> hahah
06:27 <green> i call her duty solicitor
06:28 <Sharni> Saying he is going to post my dads pictures lols
06:34 <amelia> (CutthroatIsland) LOL @ amelia
06:36 <amelia> (CutthroatIsland) sucking on cockssssssssssssss
06:39 <steven> that will hurt!
06:40 <green> dont use lawyer at court
06:40 <Sharni> Hahahah
06:43 <steven> only he cares
06:47 <green> solicitor
06:53 <amelia> (CutthroatIsland) your time is coming
06:55 <green> is the word of the day people.
06:59 <steven> your time is coming
07:10 <Sharni> 9:24 PM <CutthroatIsland> where is shane?
07:13 <Sharni> 9:32 PM <CutthroatIsland> posting shanes pic ;)
07:15 <steven> haahhaha
07:16 <Sharni> He loves me
07:17 <amelia> hahahahaha
07:19 <amelia> (CutthroatIsland) not even mayo can stop u
07:21 <green> lolllllzzzzzzzzzzzz
07:25 <steven> ahhaahaha
07:31 <steven> amelia is supergirl
07:35 <green> shane warne
07:38 <amelia> hahahahahahahaaha
07:41 <Sharni> Lol
08:02 <steven> 'your so outta control, not even mayo can stop you'
08:10 <amelia> HAHAHAHAH
08:15 <green> :}
08:21 <Sharni> I need to pre
08:23 <Sharni> Pee
08:25 <steven> pre-cum
08:31 <Sharni> What's that ?
08:36 <Sharni> Ha ha ha :(
08:39 <steven> you know that white line
08:51 <amelia> my fave one is still when i banned him n he msgd me saying that was the biggest mistake of my life
08:56 <steven> haahahaha
08:59 <steven> fuck me
09:05 <steven> you must be a saint
09:06 <Sharni> He has don't that so much too me
09:09 <amelia> hahahahhhahhahaha
09:22 <Sharni> Still waiting for him to turn up at my dads place
09:34 <Sharni> " Apparently " he knows his address
09:35 <steven> nek minute
09:37 <steven> amelia is dead
09:43 <Sharni> Don't say that
09:47 <amelia> hahhaahhaahah
09:50 <steven> hawhawhaw
09:54 <amelia> first he got serenity
09:58 <Sharni> Amelia would kick him in da nutz
09:59 <amelia> i am next
10:08 <steven> im sure his next mission is to root jen
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10:13 <Sharni> Hahahaha
10:28 <amelia> he could have if he kept on playing her
10:38 <Sharni> I need to pre
10:38 <amelia> but he couldn't hold it in any longer
10:39 <Sharni> Pee
10:40 <Sharni> Lol
10:42 <Sharni> Brb
10:42 <steven> he is back to praising her up
10:50 <green> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqMw64UUVE0
10:54 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DUMB CRIMINALS Webisode 1 (Aug 31, 2015) Length: 7:18 - Category: Comedy - 166,828 views views - 944 likes (96%), 39 dislikes (4%)
10:58 <amelia> i doubt she'll fall for it again
11:05 <steven> yeah?
11:09 <steven> how much money u got?
11:22 <steven> bet ya she does
11:23 <steven> hahha
11:26 <amelia> i would put maximum $3 on it
11:37 <steven> she even told pollock 'i cant say no to cock'
11:39 <amelia> I am hopeful, not dumb
11:40 <green> -,-
11:48 <steven> 'i tried i just cant do it'
11:53 <amelia> hahahahaha according to Pollock
11:57 * _\|Alienated_\|Romeo slaps green around a bit with a large trout
12:10 <green> my flows lose you as usual so juvenile like a 2 yr old when i go to the studio
12:13 <steven> thats when he was ringing her all night when she was in perth
12:24 <steven> then he asked why she fucked them all
12:28 <steven> 'i cant say no'
12:41 <_\|Alienated_\|Romeo> ?
12:44 <amelia> haha jeezus
12:57 <amelia> no control
13:01 <amelia> oh well her life
14:28 <slinky_J> a two year old is a toddler
14:30 <slinky_J> not a juvenile
14:36 <slinky_J> fuckhead
15:21 <green> bitch i can jump. without my feet even leaving the ground, reach up swing from a cloud with 3 thousand people around
15:41 <steven> stfu green
15:46 <steven> whiteboy
16:06 <green> :}
16:46 <slinky_J> With you untill death, Don Pablo.
16:59 Nick: NBN_For_The_Amish is now known as xm
17:00 <slinky_J> smoke cheeba cheeba
17:34 <Sharni> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/fzcIoFW6/IMG_4987.PNG
17:50 <Sharni> Lololol he spammed my phone 59 messages
18:04 <Sharni> Hi losers and pedo cunts
18:14 <green> do gurls liek nise handz?¿
19:45 Join: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
19:45 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blitzkrieg
19:46 <green> hope that is not jerry dUb
20:06 <green> aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahaaahahhhahahahahaahahaha
20:47 <green> fucken forgot what the day is again
21:01 <green> friday
23:14 <_\|Alienated_\|Romeo> i have lyrics yay
24:47 <green> a bitch will be a bitch no matter what ya say
26:25 <green> where is hobbo
27:15 <_\|Alienated_\|Romeo> nice one Slinky_J
27:18 <_\|Alienated_\|Romeo> :)
27:23 <steven> MrWingWong
27:54 <green> chillybin
29:32 <green> i hungy
29:57 <green> eversince i munched those seros i cant taste food
30:02 <green> me buds are fucked
31:51 <green> then i fucken
32:13 <green> powdered down a sero sprickled some through we weed cone
33:30 <green> me*
34:32 <_\|Alienated_\|Romeo> I LOVE FAST FOOD
40:01 Quit: _\|Alienated_\|Romeo ([email protected]) G-Lined
41:32 Part: Sharni ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
43:51 <GoldSpade> getting tired from this shit
43:56 <GoldSpade> someone wake me up
52:33 <green> where is lumeah?
53:40 <green> where is robbo
53:50 <green> he still butthurt i stole his gurl
53:52 <green> aaaaaaaaaaaahaahahahahahahaahah
57:56 Join: _\|^a ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
59:15 <MrWingWong> ;)
59:34 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
00:22 Nick: _\|^a is now known as ]_\|^a-Romeo
01:59 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
03:04 <green> http://i63.tinypic.com/2j519v4.jpg
03:12 <GoldSpade> ame
03:26 <GoldSpade> where did you go darling
03:31 Quit: MrWingWong ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
04:07 Nick: amelia is now known as amelia1
04:09 * green shreds GoldSpade with a chainsaw
04:46 <GoldSpade> ayyyyyyy
05:04 <GoldSpade> you use that chainsaw to chop...
05:11 <GoldSpade> your head off!
05:19 <GoldSpade> green
05:29 <green> nar
05:35 <green> it 2 pweety
05:50 <GoldSpade> not once the chainsaw has finished with it!
07:17 * ]_\|^a-Romeo puts coins up his nose
07:20 <GoldSpade> green
08:45 <green> wat is smartest animal in werld
08:57 <green> ?????????????????
09:02 <GoldSpade> baby frog
09:07 <green> no
09:13 <GoldSpade> flee
09:14 <green> you idiiot
09:17 <]_\|^a-Romeo> my hands
09:18 <green> no
09:20 <green> you idiiot
09:30 <GoldSpade> head lice
09:36 <green> close
09:48 <green> way off cunts
09:50 <green> dolphins
10:41 <GoldSpade> dont think so somehow
10:53 <]_\|^a-Romeo> i'd rather eat seaweed
11:00 <]_\|^a-Romeo> than dolphins
12:05 <green> you been to seaworld
12:11 <green> seen what those things do?
13:10 <GoldSpade> they are forced to jump though hoops
13:18 <GoldSpade> thats cruel that is
14:15 <green> a pod of about 100 or more is a spectacle in the ocean
14:19 <Arbition> so chocolate
15:23 <]_\|^a-Romeo> i've never tried meth
16:48 * green slaps ]_\|^a-Romeo around a bit with a large trout
17:26 * ]_\|^a-Romeo slaps ]_\|^a-Romeo around a bit with a large trout
17:31 <green> they all jump in sync pretty much its top notch
17:57 <green> they follow boats hoping for free food
21:35 <]_\|^a-Romeo> <]_\|^a-Romeo> fuck im hungry
21:35 <]_\|^a-Romeo> <]_\|^a-Romeo> i could stand to lose a few pounds
21:35 <]_\|^a-Romeo> <]_\|^a-Romeo> anyone here like to watch the chase?
23:18 <slinky_J> you don't get pods of one hundred dolphins
23:39 <slinky_J> what is the largest dolphin in the world, green?
24:28 <green> ur uncle
27:21 <GoldSpade> hehe
27:36 Quit: amelia1 ([email protected]) Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )
28:20 <]_\|^a-Romeo> so green what kind of things do you like?
28:47 <green> i like birds bee's people and funny things
28:55 <]_\|^a-Romeo> ah nice
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30:01 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h shadsam
30:05 <shadsam> `op
30:05 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o shadsam
30:09 <%shadsam> haha
31:21 <]_\|^a-Romeo> <]_\|^a-Romeo> ahaha
31:21 <]_\|^a-Romeo> <]_\|^a-Romeo> you can't do shit to me god damn it
31:21 <]_\|^a-Romeo> <@BABYGIRL> wanna bet try me lol
31:37 <green> i luv lizzyz n lizzyz luvs meee
31:59 <green> this dude got ahold of caitlyns number
32:04 <green> one of my dealers
32:38 <green> she told me he wuoldnt stop ringing her send her text like 'need some company' shes like no bro leave me alone
32:58 <green> jes real cut
33:02 <green> hes*
33:16 <green> rejected him lmao
33:37 <]_\|^a-Romeo> it happens
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34:29 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Bonny
34:54 <green> allans paranoid as fuck
35:13 <green> carrying a knife everywhere he goes cus he paranoid we're jump out of a car and roll him for his skateboard
35:45 <GoldSpade> hmmm wonder if hes been taking flakka
36:55 <]_\|^a-Romeo> i had a red bull today
39:06 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: * breaker has quit (Z-lined) < LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
40:43 <green> http://tinypic.com/r/1127mm0/9
42:35 <green> http://imgur.com/a/gsgfs
43:08 Nick: ]_\|^a-Romeo is now known as GONE-FAR-AWAY
44:30 <GoldSpade> apparently michael jackson is alive as well
44:48 * green burns GoldSpade's house down
45:11 <green> whod ya hear that from dickwad
45:19 <GoldSpade> youtube moron
45:32 * green prepares GoldSpade to be shown on rotten.com
45:54 <GoldSpade> you really are antisocial arent you
46:07 <GoldSpade> take some more flakka
46:19 <green> ,
47:41 <green> rainnn
47:49 Quit: GoldSpade ([email protected]) Quit: If you can't handle the truth, don't look the mirror.
49:10 <green> if i looked like him i wouldnt look in the mirror at all
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