// #nerdhacks — 2016-06-01
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00:27:33 <shadsam> `op
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00:27:43 <%shadsam> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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00:42:32 <nate> Lover lover TRUMP
00:59:35 <nate> whos watching the bachelorette with me
01:08:23 <President_Trump> im here matchstick head wanna pedo
01:11:25 <nate> why is plivent around with his music class?
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01:27:18 <President_Trump> woozy
01:27:21 <President_Trump> u there bro
01:27:26 <President_Trump> got something very special for you
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09:04:54 <fatima> mate gave me a point
09:04:57 <fatima> lolz
09:05:02 <fatima> i'z high
09:06:57 <fatima> i aint a killer but i gan kill it never will i be like you rappers with semi-lyrics
09:07:06 <fatima> its real sad theres no more real rappers :(
09:12:27 <fatima> allan went out n racked 700 bucks worth of shit yesterday
09:12:38 <fatima> perfume heaps of shit
09:12:39 <fatima> lolo
09:13:10 <fatima> he gets meat, clothes, perfume, shoes
09:13:11 <fatima> anything
09:13:17 <fatima> professional shopper
09:20:02 <fatima> ill write a rhyme with steves blood the pages painted red
09:24:40 <fatima> yeaaa boy
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09:27:35 <fatima> murda and torcha and death and pain
09:32:50 <fatima> im the hardest brother and i got the heart to kill ya
09:41:10 <fatima> drop a rhyme you can stop me this time, ready to rip and rap, its the J.T medley, just steadily flipin mah tongue, headin down the hard road, amonst these assholes
09:41:12 <fatima> lollolol
09:41:19 Kick: fatima was kicked by cgodfx (cgodfx)
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09:41:30 <fatima> cgodfx
09:41:34 <fatima> hey arsehole
09:42:10 <fatima> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPvoeNaKUUQ
09:42:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DIABOLIC - I DONT WANNA RHYME - OFFICIAL VIDEO (Mar 8, 2010) Length: 3:44 - Category: Music - 1,375,779 views views - 8,479 likes (98%), 170 dislikes (2%)
09:42:15 <fatima> blasting this on 5.1
09:42:18 <fatima> aaaaaaaaahahahahahhahaha
09:42:57 <fatima> the whole cop precinct think i should be in a padded room
09:45:48 <fatima> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChXlPd0H1MU
09:45:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vinnie Paz "Keep Movin' On" Feat. Shara Worden - Official Video (Jun 14, 2010) Length: 4:17 - Category: Music - 4,193,910 views views - 22,147 likes (98.5%), 333 dislikes (1.5%)
09:47:29 <fatima> swapped a 20 dollar note for 1 point of A-grade ice
09:48:43 <fatima> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5VQTOBnsQg
09:48:47 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Onyx ft. Dope D.O.D. - #WakeDaFucUp prod. by Snowgoons (Dir. by HOME RUN) [Official HD Video] (Feb 13, 2014) Length: 5:04 - Category: Entertainment - 5,711,529 views views - 42,419 likes (98%), 875 dislikes (2%)
09:48:47 Nick: fatima is now known as MadFace
09:50:18 <MadFace> i made money outta stephens family
09:50:27 <MadFace> got $50 an hour to shit in his dads mouth
09:50:29 <MadFace> ahahhahahahaha
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10:08:10 <MadFace> thestig
10:08:13 <MadFace> i made money outta stephens family
10:08:15 <MadFace> got $50 an hour to shit in his dads mouth
10:08:17 <MadFace> ahahhahahahaha
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10:28:56 Kick: MadFace was kicked by cgodfx (cgodfx)
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11:11:51 <MadFace> creating noise pollution
11:11:56 <MadFace> just got a half point
11:11:57 <MadFace> keke
11:12:55 <MadFace> where the fudge is lumie tt'z
11:13:17 <MadFace> sum dude got his leg bitten off by a shark while catchin a wave
11:13:29 <MadFace> bl there
11:14:34 <MadFace> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyWN2lJuoBE
11:14:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scatman John - Paa Pee Poo Pae Po (Apr 18, 2009) Length: 3:50 - Category: Music - 914,247 views views - 1,829 likes (97.4%), dislikes (2.6%)
11:16:27 <MadFace> a simple way to live is all we really need! thats why the alphabet begins with abc :))
11:16:44 <MadFace> my hair is long enough for a pony tail
11:16:50 <MadFace> makes me look hot man imhoez
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11:34:58 <Jaques> hi all
11:37:20 <Jaques> anyone awake?
11:47:11 <Jaques> <---- one hell of a hellicopter stunt man :)
11:50:34 <Jaques> you die hard when i rhyme bars :)
11:53:52 <Jaques> aotp shit nigger
11:54:01 <Jaques> ride ride ride ride ride die mother fucker die
11:58:16 <Jaques> jon is an absolute stinkin wooly woofta gutz
12:03:49 Mode: (by ynnoB) +b Jaques!*[email protected]
12:09:11 <Arbition> These bars get hard like a train
12:09:45 <Arbition> I could leave you locked out cold in the rain
12:09:50 <Arbition> I actually quite like that tune
12:10:33 <Arbition> its funny because you locked him out
12:12:07 <Arbition> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9SvpXK0u8s
12:12:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [LYRICS] Stonebank - Chokehold (ft. Concept) (Nov 27, 2015) Length: 4:24 - Category: Music - 86,899 views views - 1,380 likes (98.7%), 18 dislikes (1.3%)
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12:42:40 <pebbles> ??
12:42:42 <pebbles> [:
12:43:30 <pebbles> i am smoking tobacco
12:43:36 <pebbles> says its harmful :[[[
12:44:33 <pebbles> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A
12:44:34 <pebbles> luv dis song
12:44:37 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" - Gordon Lightfoot (HD w/ Lyrics) (Aug 23, 2010) Length: 6:39 - Category: Music - 11,177,432 views views - 51,343 likes (96.9%), 1,639 dislikes (3.1%)
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14:20:18 <woozy> penuz
15:04:42 <woozy> hugo and victor
15:04:46 <woozy> that's what I think anyway.
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15:17:46 <pebbles> underpants smelly
15:21:50 <pebbles> jon
15:22:03 <pebbles> jon wears a g-string out on thursday nights
15:28:34 * pebbles slaps BlackDevil around a bit with a large trout
15:34:53 <pebbles> he thinks theyre comfortable
15:35:05 <pebbles> wooly woofta
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15:35:28 <pebbles> speaking of dipshits
15:35:34 <pebbles> one just entered the channel
15:35:50 <Skirmish> Joel the drug addict living here as expected.
15:35:57 <pebbles> yerp
15:36:22 <pebbles> got yur blue gstring on tonight for the origin shitlips?
15:36:26 <Skirmish> Must be a shitty life you lead that makes you not want to aspire to better things.
15:36:49 <Skirmish> Born in QLD rectal jester.
15:38:20 <pebbles> ok anal bead
15:39:04 <Skirmish> You make me sad when you show me how pathetic you are.
15:39:33 <woozy> lol
15:39:56 <pebbles> skirmo had sex with woozy
15:39:57 <pebbles> lolololol
15:41:58 <Skirmish> Here we go down homo road whilst Joel sits on his piss soaked lounge chair in his homeless shelter for drug addicts fapping to the idea of two guys fucking.
15:42:27 <woozy> lolll
15:42:38 <pebbles> lololollllll
15:42:51 <Skirmish> You're slow and old with your material Joel. Just plain boring. That's why amelia laughs her head off at you. Hopeless.
15:42:57 <pebbles> it takes a full blown homosexual man to come up with something like that
15:43:37 <pebbles> lucky you fit the equasion
15:43:44 <pebbles> ?
15:46:41 <pebbles> good old skirmo always attuned to mens farts poo dick and balls...
15:47:04 <pebbles> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAH
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15:50:09 <pebbles> n8
15:50:16 <nate> PEBS!
15:50:20 <pebbles> skirmo wants to take you on a date
15:50:21 <Skirmish> If you want comedy you should have seen Amelia last night laughing about the fact your forehead starts above your eyebrows and goes all the way up and over to the top of your head.
15:50:42 <nate> pebbles will just have to make it up with love making skills
15:51:05 <Skirmish> Pebbles doesn't get girls.
15:51:23 <pebbles> lololool
15:51:29 <pebbles> true
15:51:32 <pebbles> i dont get girl
15:51:33 <pebbles> s
15:51:40 <pebbles> i get women ;)~
15:51:43 <Skirmish> Women want a guy that has a future. He has nothing. Might as well tie a good granny knot in his stockings and hang himself off the doorknob.
15:52:38 <pebbles> amelia is crazy about me
15:52:40 <Skirmish> You are what is known as a no hoper Joel. You have no hope of being anything more than what you are right now. A world class loser.
15:52:49 <nate> becareful Skirmish, pebbles will steal ya wife away
15:53:00 <pebbles> yerp
15:53:03 <Skirmish> lol she is disgusted and amused by you all at the same time pebbles
15:53:06 <pebbles> ill take his wife and his life
15:53:21 <nate> she says that gets drunk and rides pebbles dick
15:53:26 <Skirmish> My wife wouldn't even notice him.
15:53:30 <nate> LOL
15:53:47 <nate> pebbles do u have a nice penis!!
15:54:06 <nate> Skirmish would enjoy a picture of it :D
15:54:12 <pebbles> i no
15:54:33 <nate> pebbles have u been working out lately?
15:54:44 <pebbles> he jerks to other dudes cybering him thinking theyre girls hahaahahahaha
15:54:45 <Skirmish> Lee said Joel has a tiny cock and problems getting it up.
15:55:16 <nate> who is this lee guy
15:55:17 <nate> pebbles!!!
15:55:52 <Skirmish> Disabled single mum that Joel told he was in love with.
15:56:06 <nate> disabled like shes missing a leg?
15:56:09 <pebbles> lololololololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
15:56:14 <pebbles> lololololololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
15:56:29 <nate> or just a bit slow
15:56:31 <Skirmish> Disabled like someone shook her too much as a baby and rattled her brain.
15:56:44 <nate> pebbles and his rough sex
15:56:52 <Skirmish> Joel was desperate for her but she said he couldn't get it up for her.
15:57:02 <pebbles> lololololololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
15:57:03 <pebbles> lololololololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
15:57:06 <nate> was she a bit unsexy pebbles?
15:57:21 <nate> a man with boobs
15:57:24 <nate> so gay
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15:59:28 <nate> so much pussy at gym today, even pebbles would have gotten it up
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15:59:44 <nate> u should defs come pebbles wink :D
16:00:38 <pebbles> ???????????
16:00:45 <pebbles> bumjack steven
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16:10:39 <pebbles> lolz that was his quit message
16:10:42 <pebbles> anyone can do that
16:11:19 <pebbles> asd wooly wooftas wouldnt gline one of their chess-pieces
16:14:37 <pebbles> waiting to get some weed
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16:14:47 <pebbles> waited all day on some shit sarks
16:15:11 <pebbles> lately ive been pissed off everyone sayin lil wayne spits raw :(((
16:17:08 <pebbles> WaiTiN 4 SuM MeLiE tt'z ImHoEz WaiTiN 4 SuM MeLiE tt'z ImHoEz WaiTiN 4 SuM MeLiE tt'z ImHoEz WaiTiN 4 SuM MeLiE tt'z ImHoEz WaiTiN 4 SuM MeLiE tt'z ImHoEz WaiTiN 4 SuM MeLiE tt'z ImHoEz WaiTiN 4 SuM MeLiE tt'z ImHoEz WaiTiN 4 SuM MeLiE tt'z ImHoEz WaiTiN 4 SuM MeLiE tt'z ImHoEz WaiTiN 4 SuM MeLiE tt'z ImHoEz WaiTiN 4 SuM MeLiE tt'z ImHoEz WaiTiN 4 SuM MeLiE tt'z ImHoEz WaiTiN 4 SuM MeLiE tt'z ImHoEz
16:17:56 <pebbles> sharni
16:18:02 <pebbles> got the white pointers
16:19:57 <pebbles> need a pair of pear tt'z
16:20:14 <pebbles> wheres President_Trump
16:21:24 <woozy> dickpointer
16:22:40 <pebbles> i remember when nerdhacks was good
16:22:52 <pebbles> now all these operators have fucked everything
16:23:08 <pebbles> typical arsehole authority's
16:25:02 <pebbles> hangin for a jointske :[[[
16:25:33 <nate> lol
16:25:39 <nate> pebs ;0]\
16:25:54 * pebbles sends hordes of lemmings over nate
16:25:58 * pebbles whips nate with a mouse cord
16:26:15 <nate> goin to have a hot spa
16:26:24 <nate> join me with noffin on
16:26:27 <pebbles> (12:35) Did you know? #3: Ever wondered how to do this or that with NoNameScript, the Q/X bots or your bouncer? /cmdlist has a list of all the available commands.
16:26:32 <pebbles> message of teh day
16:26:50 <pebbles> hehehe
16:26:53 <pebbles> load some b0tz
16:27:08 <nate> u got a nice bot
16:27:41 <pebbles> i gotta call dealer at 4:45 she better have my shit or im gonna flip out
16:27:45 <pebbles> murder some poor arsehole
16:28:07 <nate> yaself;p
16:28:09 <nate> lololo
16:28:17 <pebbles> perhaps :[[
16:28:34 <pebbles> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAI4VJ-M230
16:28:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2pac-Tupac Check Out Time (Mar 11, 2007) Length: 4:39 - Category: Music - 2,800,527 views views - 10,934 likes (96.9%), 351 dislikes (3.1%)
16:28:46 <pebbles> its fucken check out time :O~~~
16:31:33 <pebbles> garlic honey soy chicken legs with pasta
16:31:38 <pebbles> yeaaa boi
16:32:13 <woozy> that is so australian
16:32:33 <woozy> do u go to a chinese restaurant and order honey chicken and beef and black bean?
16:33:02 <pebbles> narps
16:33:05 Nick: woozy is now known as slinky_J
16:33:41 <slinky_J> how can these stupid surfers on the news
16:33:48 <slinky_J> be so upset over this dude having his leg bitten off
16:33:49 <pebbles> emma will hang a borry on a dinner plate for steves dinner
16:33:49 <slinky_J> ?
16:33:56 <slinky_J> THERE ARE SHARKS IN THE WATER OK.
16:34:06 <slinky_J> YOU SURF IT YOU MIGHT GET BIT
16:34:18 <slinky_J> now they're hunting the poor shark
16:34:20 <slinky_J> :(
16:34:28 <pebbles> o.O
16:34:28 <pebbles> O.o
16:34:32 <pebbles> yerr
16:34:42 <pebbles> wonder if it was a white pointer
16:40:10 <pebbles> poor steven_ only has a half or quarter ounce, whereas im a bigger deal
16:40:13 <slinky_J> they reckon it was
16:40:15 <pebbles> waiting on a pound here
16:40:49 <slinky_J> dude
16:41:00 <slinky_J> snickers ice creams r da bomb
16:41:05 <pebbles> yea
16:41:08 <pebbles> maxi bon is better
16:41:50 <pebbles> 4 45
16:42:02 <pebbles> ill wait till 5 just to make sure my pound is there when i go
16:42:11 <slinky_J> hehe
16:43:07 <pebbles> maxi bon caramel
16:43:32 <pebbles> those conniseur ice creams are deadly -_-
16:44:03 <pebbles> i ate a 2L icecream tub in 1 day
16:44:05 <pebbles> hehehehe
16:45:31 <pebbles> get da munchies like a mohafuka
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16:52:23 <pebbles> glenno
16:52:27 <pebbles> kick off at 7 thirts
16:52:55 <Glenn> You need a boot that late ? ? ?
16:53:31 <pebbles> hehe
16:53:35 <pebbles> ill b sleepin :))))
16:55:49 <pebbles> and dreaming of glenno'z tender butt
16:55:51 <pebbles> hehehheheeh
16:55:57 <steven_> lololol
16:56:23 <slinky_J> lol
16:56:29 <slinky_J> luv his bum
17:01:53 <pebbles> this bitch not answering
17:03:30 <pebbles> bbs
17:06:35 <slinky_J> wax her butthole
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17:23:43 <pebz> hey sons and daughters
17:23:49 <pebz> got a pound sitting here in front of me
17:23:57 <pebz> where should i start to smoke it from?
17:25:36 <pebz> cant w8 4 1st origin game D:
17:26:22 Mode: (by Bonny) +b *!*@CPE-121-208-137-171.eqmp1.cha.bigpond.net.au
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17:29:59 <steven_> ahaahaha
17:30:35 <Bonny> just silent him.. no point zline as they just evade it
17:32:17 <slinky_J> how much it cost pebz?
17:32:39 <steven_> yeah so easy to evade in 2016
17:36:29 <nate> pebs the poo bandit only one talking tho
17:36:56 <nate> and hes goodlooking
17:37:09 <steven_> lol
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17:39:33 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa amelia amelia
17:42:29 <steven_> slart
17:42:51 <amelia> tawssa
17:43:07 <nate> MEET UP TIME!
17:43:13 <nate> whaahah!
17:44:39 <amelia> we did
17:44:46 <amelia> we got burger for lunch
17:45:05 <amelia> and measured our biceps against each other
17:45:09 <amelia> i won
17:45:44 <nate> u have big biceps now :D
17:50:47 <slinky_J> BURGERS
17:50:52 <slinky_J> Wahlburgers
17:52:36 <nate> slinky_J wot u been doing!
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17:52:57 <President_Trump> lolollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
17:53:08 <nate> hi trump wassup
17:53:22 <President_Trump> gday matchstick head
17:53:30 <nate> so many girls at gym today i sniffed all the seats
17:53:30 <President_Trump> sing me a lullaby
17:54:14 <slinky_J> masturbating
17:54:15 <slinky_J> .
17:55:47 <President_Trump> pics
17:56:33 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/crimewatchdaily/videos/1222346814456775/
17:56:36 <slinky_J> how?
18:00:21 <President_Trump> slinky_J i have some exciting research for u
18:00:23 <President_Trump> http://money.cnn.com/2016/05/27/news/economy/23-percent-of-american-homes-have-2-fridges/index.html?iid=SF_LN
18:12:41 <steven_> It looks like a vegetable, but it's classified as a fruit. Or is it the other way around? The tomato is technically a fruit since it protects and contains the seeds of its plant, but according to a Supreme Court ruling, is is classified as a vegetable. Why? The Tariff Act of March 3, 1883 required a tax to be paid on imported vegetables, but not fruit, and they didn't want any tomato farmers going untaxed.
18:13:26 <nate> lol
18:16:03 <steven_> http://diply.com/yomama/article/answers-to-all-lifes-questions/4
18:19:38 <steven_> fuckng hell
18:19:45 <steven_> i hope pliv never see's this
18:20:05 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/bax6ke
18:21:53 <amelia> AAHAHHAHA pliv has a built in headband
18:22:23 <steven_> haha
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18:24:53 <slinky_J> man steven_ that shit was good
18:24:54 <slinky_J> crime watch
18:24:59 <slinky_J> mum shoulda done that wit me
18:25:00 <slinky_J> HAHA
18:25:16 <nate> hi Lumeah babez
18:26:44 <President_Trump> slinky_J it would have accelerated your criminal activities coz u would have wanted to get in jail faster so you could be raped
18:28:17 <slinky_J> ouch
18:28:24 <slinky_J> wouldve scared the shit outta me
18:28:53 <slinky_J> man by my age Jesse James was a famous outlaw
18:29:01 <President_Trump> i know you are a big tough criminal - disturbing the peace
18:29:53 <Saemon> oi slinky_J
18:30:01 <Saemon> pandasdontdrive
18:30:10 <slinky_J> i wasnt charged with that
18:30:14 <slinky_J> yo Saemon long time
18:30:24 <Saemon> hehe yeah man
18:30:37 <amelia> Saemon do you haf legs
18:30:37 <President_Trump> Saemon is a white aboriginal
18:30:41 <Saemon> i had to into hiding for a while
18:30:54 <amelia> Saemon can you walk
18:30:55 <Saemon> had some cunts after me
18:31:05 <amelia> i heard you haf no legs is dis true
18:31:29 <Saemon> i slept with a bandido's missus lol
18:31:43 <Saemon> and so they were after me
18:31:53 <nate> u were that good in bed
18:31:54 <Saemon> amelia no that was my roomate jkl
18:32:07 <amelia> who is jkl
18:32:21 <Saemon> my former housemate who used to come on irc
18:32:23 <Lumeah> Hi nate
18:32:29 <amelia> he has no leg?
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18:32:36 <Saemon> yep
18:32:39 <amelia> not even jus 1?
18:32:49 <amelia> well dats a bit sad
18:32:52 <Saemon> he had them both amputated after a car accident when he was 22
18:33:01 <amelia> :(
18:33:15 <Saemon> yeah it is sad, he has all sorts of mental issues now due toit
18:33:21 <slinky_J> y did u sleep with a bikies missus
18:33:21 <Saemon> he was never really coped with it well
18:33:22 <President_Trump> what nick did he use?
18:33:25 <nate> does his penis still work Saemon
18:33:25 <Saemon> jkl
18:33:30 <amelia> i do not blame him
18:33:42 <President_Trump> nate u gunna go suck him off?
18:33:58 <Saemon> slinky_J she was dancin with me at a party all rubbing onto me n shit
18:33:59 <nate> i hope so trump
18:34:12 <Saemon> we then went into a room and made out, she was drunk and passed out
18:34:16 <Saemon> i got her naked and fucked her
18:34:27 <amelia> you fucked a passed out woman?
18:34:29 <Saemon> yep
18:34:43 <nate> amelia wot have u done :D
18:35:03 <amelia> is that how you get roots, fucking women who don't have the choice to tell you no
18:35:22 <Saemon> well she did say yes before she passed out
18:35:28 <Lumeah> Lol
18:35:31 <nate> even passed out they say no 2 me :D
18:35:34 <Lumeah> Still rape
18:35:35 <Saemon> she was caressing my cock and shit
18:36:00 <Saemon> yeah oh well, i guess thats why the bandidos wants to kill me
18:36:02 <nate> lucky girl ;D
18:36:18 <amelia> hope they do
18:36:31 <slinky_J> wtf
18:36:33 <amelia> and then fuck your ass when you're dead
18:36:35 <slinky_J> so you raped a chick
18:36:43 <amelia> so you can't say no
18:36:58 <Saemon> they cant kill me haha
18:37:08 <Saemon> cause my cousin is a comanchero
18:37:15 <Saemon> unless they want to start an all out war
18:37:31 <amelia> you may think you're important enough
18:37:48 <amelia> but i doubt you would be the reason a war breaks out between bikies
18:37:56 <President_Trump> what was her pussy like?
18:38:35 <Saemon> i didnt taste it lol
18:38:39 <nate> was she better passed out or awake
18:38:42 <Saemon> it sorta stunk like tuna anyway
18:38:44 <Glenn> amelia... he'd be the reason why they'd join forces! :)
18:38:53 <amelia> werd
18:39:06 <Saemon> well all of yous here judging me
18:39:18 <amelia> yes i am definitely judging you
18:39:18 <Saemon> i msged the her the day after and she was completely fine with it
18:39:24 <President_Trump> nate and i are going on a boys trip to perth, plenty of raping and pedoing going on (mainly to each other)
18:39:34 <amelia> you admitted to fucking a girl after she passed out
18:39:51 <Saemon> yeah and the next day after she said it didnt mind
18:39:54 <amelia> then you talk shit
18:39:54 <nate> trump do u have big boobs?
18:39:55 <slinky_J> you raped a chick
18:40:02 <amelia> so either your whole story is shit
18:40:02 <slinky_J> and expect your cousin to cover your ass?
18:40:12 <amelia> or you talk shit after to cover your ass
18:40:13 <President_Trump> show us pics of this chick
18:40:26 <Saemon> well amelia if the chick herself who i fucked while i passed out said its ok with her that i did so
18:40:36 <Saemon> whats your problem
18:40:48 <amelia> cos you didn't give her the choice at the time
18:40:50 <President_Trump> amelia has a rape fantasy
18:41:04 <amelia> i don't give a fuck if she says its ok after the fact
18:41:04 <slinky_J> he's trolling
18:41:11 <slinky_J> he wouldn't rape a chick then come admit it
18:41:21 <amelia> he would cos hes a dumb shit
18:41:24 <slinky_J> u could use this as evidence and call the cops
18:41:29 <slinky_J> n his ass would be in jail
18:41:32 <Saemon> slinky_J simba hates you ya faggot
18:41:36 <President_Trump> slinky_J after i come to adelaide and knock you out then rape you to show you who the alpha is i will be telling everyone on irc
18:41:44 <slinky_J> i dont care
18:41:50 <slinky_J> y would i care Saemon?
18:42:06 <slinky_J> lol President
18:42:08 <Saemon> cause u used to love him
18:42:13 <amelia> you don't fuck someone who doesn't have the capacity to say yes or no and then hope for the best afterwards that its gonna be ok
18:42:15 <amelia> dumb shit
18:42:42 <slinky_J> well
18:42:50 <slinky_J> hole in the story is
18:43:02 <Saemon> my older brother is a hells angels too btw
18:43:04 <slinky_J> nobody should know he raped anybody
18:43:08 <slinky_J> unless he went around saying he did
18:43:10 <Saemon> so id watch your tone with me if i was you.
18:43:19 <slinky_J> and nobody should know it was him either
18:43:22 <slinky_J> so he is talking shit
18:43:26 <amelia> shut your faggot mouth Saemon
18:43:26 <slinky_J> he always talked shit
18:43:32 <amelia> def talkin shit
18:43:44 <amelia> dumb useless fuckstain
18:43:47 <amelia> prob a ranga
18:43:57 <Saemon> lol amelia are u mates with serenity?
18:43:58 <President_Trump> <Saemon> technically, im an albino aboriginal
18:44:02 <amelia> its always the fuckin rangas
18:44:05 <slinky_J> he doesnt know how cool Gilmore Girls is
18:44:16 <amelia> Saemon you have red hair don't you
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18:44:27 <amelia> tell the truth
18:44:36 <Saemon> i have no hair
18:44:38 <Saemon> im bald
18:44:38 <slinky_J> how long do you think we need to occupy australia before we become "aboriginal"
18:44:43 <slinky_J> a thousand years?
18:44:57 <President_Trump> shutup with your anti white nonsense slinky_J
18:44:59 <amelia> why would we become aboriginals
18:45:17 <Saemon> fuck datshit
18:45:18 <slinky_J> how long til you would consider us native
18:45:21 <slinky_J> to australia
18:45:29 <Saemon> tbh, id rather become a fucken gorilla than a abo
18:45:37 <slinky_J> at some point we become the new native
18:45:59 <slinky_J> yes, aboriginal whining erggh
18:45:59 <amelia> shut up Saemon, piece of shits can't turn into gorillas
18:46:05 <slinky_J> "original owners"
18:46:11 <slinky_J> shits me
18:46:32 <President_Trump> slinky_J is desperate to be called an aboriginal
18:46:44 <Saemon> omg state of origin so fucken lame
18:46:55 <Saemon> everybody hyping it up and shit
18:47:06 <President_Trump> slinky_J u are an invader, better get used to it mate loollllllllllllllllllllllll
18:47:11 <Saemon> i hope all the cunts in the pubs wathcing it gets leukemia
18:47:44 <slinky_J> lol
18:47:48 <slinky_J> invader!
18:48:12 <slinky_J> amelias farts sing to the sound of sileeeennnccee
18:48:18 <slinky_J> and they SING TO THE SOUND OF SILENCE
18:48:29 <amelia> ma luff puffs
18:48:32 <amelia> not farts
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18:48:59 <slinky_J> loll
18:49:17 <President_Trump> slinky_J would u let amelia fart in your face and sniff it up?
18:49:43 <steven_> thats fucked
18:49:54 <steven_> i would have to bash her soon afterwards
18:49:56 <amelia> that is very odd
18:49:57 <steven_> with a hammer
18:50:04 <amelia> ahahaahhaa fuck off snap your neck
18:50:11 <steven_> ahahahhaaa
18:50:37 <steven_> i was watching infared farts
18:50:41 <amelia> every time you laff i think of your girly giggle
18:50:48 <amelia> *GiGGLe*
18:50:54 <steven_> *KE KE KE KEEEEE*
18:51:10 <amelia> ahahaahaa
18:52:00 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-SOzuetOqM
18:52:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Watch Infrared camera captures a fart at an airport (Dec 24, 2014) Length: 0:31 - Category: Science & Technology - 28,958 views views - 25 likes (67.6%), 12 dislikes (32.4%)
18:52:41 <slinky_J> too bad rat cant enjoy chocolate wit me
18:52:48 <slinky_J> i would laugh at her anal hairs
18:53:12 <steven_> after u cleaned them
18:53:19 <steven_> *lick* *lick*
18:53:20 <slinky_J> yer
18:53:22 <slinky_J> LICK
18:53:23 <slinky_J> lol
18:53:25 <amelia> wotdahexagon
18:53:29 <steven_> *slurp* *slurp*
18:53:52 <steven_> hahaa
18:53:55 <steven_> did u see the fart?
18:54:24 <President_Trump> stop saying wotdahexagon thats my word
18:54:33 <amelia> fuck off you dumb ranga fuck
18:55:57 <steven_> hahaahaa
18:56:05 <steven_> he is trying to pedo you
18:56:29 <amelia> only kunny can pedo me ok
18:56:36 <slinky_J> i hope this chocolate isnt off
18:56:40 <slinky_J> it's still brown and full of nuts
18:56:42 <slinky_J> lols
18:56:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oooooo thestig slinky_J Saemon SoupNazi nate cgodfx
18:56:44 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
18:56:47 <slinky_J> aaaaaha ty
18:56:56 <President_Trump> kunny and trump will pedo amelia plenty on our trip to TTZ ISLAND
18:57:06 <President_Trump> nates coming too
18:57:08 <steven_> kunny goes to sleep at 3:00pm
18:57:13 <amelia> you not invited to TTz island
18:57:24 <President_Trump> yes i am its my island
18:57:28 <%nate> amelia u havnt said no 2 trump yet
18:57:34 <President_Trump> loomies and sharni coming as well
18:57:36 <amelia> nate is no longer visiting either cos of skype deletion
18:57:36 <%nate> he may be the one
18:57:41 <President_Trump> kunny is driving the boat
18:58:08 <President_Trump> nate is coming he has to pull the anchor up and down and catch the fish for dinner
18:58:12 <amelia> captain kunny
18:58:26 <%nate> i will only come if u find someone to have sex with me ;D
18:58:35 <%nate> she or he will be hard to find
18:58:42 <slinky_J> get Saemon dunnk n passed out and fuck him
18:58:46 <President_Trump> lolllllllll nate you get to bumjack sharni and amelia
18:59:00 <%nate> nah they are 2 sexy:)
18:59:15 <President_Trump> ok we can invite jen as well
18:59:21 <amelia> time to vacuum de house
18:59:22 <slinky_J> dont b intimidated by looks
18:59:27 <slinky_J> they only skin deep
18:59:29 <steven_> oi nate
18:59:33 <steven_> if all else fails
18:59:33 <steven_> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6ad_1419625992&comments=1
18:59:34 <President_Trump> we will keep her in the bottom cabin in the boat also known as the rape room
18:59:39 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: 2 Guys 1 Fish (comments) (Date: Jan-9-2013, Dec-26-2014) - Views: 555276 - Played: 127893
18:59:56 <steven_> looooooooooooooool
19:00:42 <%nate> that will do
19:00:45 <%nate> no talking :D
19:00:51 <President_Trump> lolllllllllll @ the video
19:01:01 <President_Trump> that is what kunny and nate can do when trump is oiling up the TTZ
19:01:06 <steven_> hahahaha
19:01:26 Join: plee ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
19:02:23 <plee> faggots
19:02:25 Quit: plee ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
19:02:39 <President_Trump> polls?
19:03:16 <steven_> poll poll
19:04:09 Join: GoldSpade ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
19:04:16 <GoldSpade> ayyy nerds!
19:04:19 <%nate> hi spade bae
19:04:26 <%nate> GIVE nate a KISS!
19:04:26 <GoldSpade> ay nate :_)
19:04:33 <%nate> sloppy or noffin
19:04:36 <GoldSpade> ayyyy no
19:04:39 <%nate> i want drool
19:04:43 <%nate> so i can catch it
19:04:55 <GoldSpade> see SoupNazi
19:04:58 <%nate> fling it about
19:05:11 <%nate> SoupNazi naturally drools not as sexy
19:05:49 <%nate> Jason Derulo - "If It Ain't Love"
19:09:19 * SoupNazi slaps GoldSpade around a bit with a large trout
19:10:11 <GoldSpade> ayy guys,..that serenity is whinging
19:11:25 <GoldSpade> from the other one
19:12:17 <Glenn> Can't be right GoldSpade...
19:12:32 <GoldSpade> nothing is right with her
19:12:54 <steven_> about...?
19:12:55 <Glenn> Serenity is well known to be a happy, caring and well adjusted young lady! :)
19:13:11 <GoldSpade> btttps wha what!
19:13:15 <Glenn> ...er, why President_Trump?
19:13:32 <President_Trump> to discuss TTZ
19:13:48 <President_Trump> specifically Lumeah's amelia sharni's
19:14:20 <Glenn> ...and Serenity's...?
19:14:34 <President_Trump> no
19:15:07 <slinky_J> President_Trump have u wanked today huns
19:15:16 <President_Trump> no have u
19:15:30 <President_Trump> are u offering?
19:15:38 <President_Trump> slinky_J is bisexual
19:16:40 <slinky_J> ye i have
19:18:23 <%nate> GoldSpade!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:18:49 <%nate> President_Trump is GoldSpade cute?
19:19:18 <President_Trump> i dunno who it is
19:19:26 <President_Trump> but i will blow anyone once
19:20:20 <%nate> LOL
19:20:22 <%nate> yuck
19:20:36 <%nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYH7_GzP4Tg
19:20:40 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz - Get Low (Official Music Video) (Apr 18, 2009) Length: 4:30 - Category: Music - 50,718,524 views views - 195,622 likes (96.3%), 7,580 dislikes (3.7%)
19:20:42 <%nate> get blow get blow yum yum yum
19:20:45 <steven_> get low
19:20:46 <steven_> get low
19:20:50 <steven_> to the wall
19:20:53 <%nate> fish get low
19:21:01 <steven_> till the sweat drips down my balls
19:21:07 <%nate> BALLLZ
19:21:15 <steven_> nuts are feeeling good
19:21:27 <steven_> i can almost make love again
19:21:30 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooool
19:22:16 <slinky_J> Lil Hitlah
19:22:44 <slinky_J> Saemon ya perv
19:22:50 <slinky_J> rape anyone lately?
19:26:25 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@CPE-121-208-137-171.eqmp1.cha.bigpond.net.au
19:27:39 <%nate> slinky_J are u a wild animal in bed
19:27:51 <%nate> like a bush turkey
19:28:28 <President_Trump> nate they call him limpy_slinky in bed lolollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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19:30:34 Join: p3bz ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
19:30:35 <slinky_J> i am nuts in bed
19:31:09 <amelia> AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA Lil Hitlah
19:31:13 <amelia> i forgot about that
19:31:19 <p3bz> join the club
19:31:29 <President_Trump> TT TIME
19:31:44 <President_Trump> it's actually past p3bz's bedtime
19:31:55 <p3bz> im fucken dope and this is my reward?
19:32:39 <slinky_J> lol
19:32:58 <slinky_J> some chick requested me on fb
19:33:03 <slinky_J> n she had no friends
19:33:14 <slinky_J> 1 friend ME
19:33:35 <p3bz> lolz
19:33:41 <p3bz> im in a public group
19:33:47 <p3bz> D:
19:33:51 <President_Trump> p3bz bumjack of amelia is your reward son
19:34:16 <p3bz> ahh yes
19:35:05 <President_Trump> u get tisks sloppy seconds
19:35:47 <slinky_J> sif u wouldnt wana do amelia
19:35:56 <slinky_J> oh that sexy foot
19:36:01 <slinky_J> soso cute
19:36:36 <President_Trump> amelia and jen sex tour coming up
19:36:43 <p3bz> heheehehe
19:36:53 <p3bz> tell em to fly dis way bruffs
19:37:40 * p3bz pushes amelia into a crevasse
19:37:58 <President_Trump> gas her then rape her lil hitler
19:38:14 <President_Trump> lil hitlah
19:38:27 <President_Trump> make sure shes dead before u rape her bro loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
19:39:46 <slinky_J> im gonna get a bikie drunk and rape him
19:39:54 <slinky_J> RAPE TIME
19:40:25 <p3bz> raep mi
19:40:26 <p3bz> raep mi
19:42:15 <slinky_J> stupid
19:42:27 <slinky_J> saying that surfer is in hospital bed fighting for his life
19:42:33 <slinky_J> in hospital bed asleep like a baby
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19:45:11 <Lumeah> Rape u joshy
19:45:11 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
19:46:55 * p3bz prepares slinky_J to be shown on rotten.com
19:46:59 * p3bz stabs slinky_J in the face
19:47:35 <p3bz> 8)
19:47:39 <amelia> kunny babez
19:47:44 <amelia> new pic for me yet
19:47:59 <p3bz> hell noooo
19:48:12 <amelia> wotdahexagon why not
19:48:13 * p3bz burns amelia's house down
19:48:21 <slinky_J> new pic of u amelia
19:48:27 <slinky_J> without somethin over ur face!
19:48:27 <slinky_J> ;D
19:48:46 <p3bz> my next pic ill have a mask or balaclava on
19:48:48 <p3bz> just my style
19:48:55 <amelia> you cannot be trusted
19:49:02 <%nate> yeah slinky_J she will show her mustache
19:49:10 <amelia> no it will be you eating fish n chips kunny
19:49:22 <amelia> i get ma moustachio waxed ok
19:50:26 <p3bz> i did offer before for a pic of me in 4X beer maroon panties
19:50:38 <%nate> wow
19:50:41 <p3bz> but you did not acknowledge it so i did not take it
19:50:41 <%nate> gimmmmmmmmmmmme!
19:50:45 <slinky_J> i cant be trusted?
19:50:51 <amelia> wot i didn't see dis
19:51:00 <amelia> do it kunny do it
19:51:03 <%nate> how dare u amelia
19:51:10 <slinky_J> y cant i b trusted
19:51:14 <%nate> pebz is SEXAY
19:51:16 <p3bz> i got high vis pink
19:51:20 <p3bz> _,-
19:51:24 <p3bz> -,_,-
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19:51:32 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blitzkrieg
19:51:39 <%nate> steven rego ya nickname u damn fucker!
19:51:48 <%nate> Blitzkrieg hi amelia is here:)
19:52:09 <%nate> Blitzkrieg gimme a pic in ya origin outfit
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19:52:15 Kick: Alfred was kicked by bios (Banned: requested)
19:55:50 <p3bz> there goes poopydowg
19:58:33 * p3bz throws a keyboard at amelia
19:58:41 Kick: p3bz was kicked by ChanOP ([Skirmish] No poofters tonight thanks.)
19:58:44 <amelia> calm down bubz
19:58:46 <amelia> oi
19:58:48 Join: p3bz ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
19:58:50 <amelia> bring back my toy
19:58:52 <amelia> wb babez
19:58:52 <p3bz> ?¿
19:58:55 <steven_> i have
19:58:55 <Skirmish> lol
19:59:26 <Skirmish> You will hurt your toys feelings ... oh wait .... it's not smart enough to realise what's actually happening.
20:00:03 <p3bz> .........
20:00:16 <amelia> kunny babez new lic
20:00:17 <p3bz> you piss right off skirmo you bitch ass nigger
20:00:17 <amelia> pic
20:00:24 <amelia> mauve pantiessss
20:00:32 <%nate> pebz gimme piccy!
20:00:32 <p3bz> no way
20:00:55 <amelia> dis makes me sad
20:05:57 <p3bz> good!
20:06:19 <p3bz> that pic wasnt even ment to b for this channels eyes lolz
20:06:27 <%nate> wot pic babe
20:06:31 <%nate> re post
20:06:43 <Blitzkrieg> What's with the faggot topic?
20:06:58 <p3bz> says the faggot
20:07:16 <%nate> yay!
20:07:20 <%nate> hi blitz
20:07:24 <%nate> u chatting up amelia
20:07:29 <%nate> u better be!
20:07:44 <p3bz> lolz
20:07:44 <slinky_J> mmm choc
20:07:50 <slinky_J> almost finished!
20:07:51 <slinky_J> :(
20:07:56 <p3bz> hes got a choc nose
20:08:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha I'm not chatting up amelia
20:08:25 <p3bz> hes chatting up the pile of dogshit on the lawn but i dont think it wants any part of him
20:08:53 <%nate> Blitzkrieg if u lost 50kg u could chat up amelia ;D
20:09:00 <%nate> it woulds be LUFF
20:09:02 <amelia> ahahahah jeezus
20:09:08 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
20:09:15 <slinky_J> chat her up
20:09:18 <slinky_J> u mite get a daet
20:09:19 <slinky_J> !!
20:09:20 <Blitzkrieg> Not interested in chatting anyone up
20:09:21 <slinky_J> reow
20:09:25 <%nate> how queer
20:09:26 <slinky_J> or jus a root
20:09:32 <slinky_J> she is woman she need dick
20:09:39 <%nate> slinky_J u got dick?
20:10:38 <slinky_J> nuh
20:11:36 <%nate> blitz my baby how old are u, i will get u a date
20:11:54 <Skirmish> `topic <@Blitzkrieg> What's with the faggot topic about that faggot p3bz?
20:12:17 <%nate> thats alot of faggots;l
20:14:37 <Skirmish> when p3bz is about there is always a lot of faggotry going down.
20:15:06 <p3bz> you are the conductor of this faggotry
20:15:13 <p3bz> arsehole
20:15:50 <BlackDevil> Skirmish got glined
20:15:53 <BlackDevil> LOL
20:16:17 <Skirmish> For what?
20:16:23 <BlackDevil> no idea
20:16:48 <BlackDevil> * Skirmish has quit IRC (G-Lined)
20:16:54 <Skirmish> When was that?
20:17:13 <BlackDevil> today
20:17:24 <Skirmish> Must have been when I was online on my phone at work earlier.
20:17:30 <Skirmish> No idea why.
20:17:36 <%nate> Blitzkrieg GImme a BOOb pic!
20:17:41 <BlackDevil> 4 hours ago
20:17:54 <Skirmish> Yeah I was at work then on my phone.
20:18:15 <%nate> Skirmish was sending nudies 2 pebbles on his phone
20:18:35 <%nate> how daring
20:18:38 <BlackDevil> pebbles has nudes of the guys on austnet
20:18:38 <Skirmish> As if p3bz has credit to accept pics even if I did send them.
20:18:55 <%nate> pebz do u have credit?
20:19:00 <%nate> spend it all on weed
20:19:07 <BlackDevil> he lives off the government
20:19:09 * p3bz beautifies nate with some knuckle duster imprints
20:19:11 <Skirmish> p3bz is a broke, bald, wannabe wigga, drug addict.
20:19:19 <steven_> haha
20:19:29 <Blitzkrieg> Pretty much Skirmish
20:19:39 <p3bz> bloody shutup mate
20:19:51 <p3bz> i wish your arse was a circuis and all the homeless cunts got in for fuck all
20:20:12 <Skirmish> I want amelia to send him a pic of her to p3bz because he would seriously rip his own dick off jerking off to it.
20:22:19 <Blitzkrieg> p3bz is probably like the rest of the junkies on here
20:22:21 <Blitzkrieg> A limp dick
20:22:34 <Blitzkrieg> Gets friction burn trying to get a fat
20:25:50 <p3bz> he he naww
20:25:56 <p3bz> i go the whole 9 yards my friend
20:26:26 <Skirmish> Is that how many fences you jump to mount the labradoodle down the road?
20:27:24 <p3bz> thats how many bullets i will put in you you downy fuck now piss off
20:27:57 <Blitzkrieg> I think p3bz needs the dungeon
20:28:00 <Skirmish> Touched a nerve.
20:28:20 <p3bz> u wish
20:28:23 <Skirmish> p3bz doesn't like it when you talk about his lover the labradoodle.
20:28:23 <p3bz> j3llyfish
20:28:59 <Blitzkrieg> Is that his nickname for Lumeah
20:29:26 <Skirmish> Would explain why pubes grow all over her body.
20:29:38 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
20:30:59 <Blitzkrieg> They do?
20:31:01 <Blitzkrieg> Since when?
20:31:21 <Skirmish> Haven't you seen her pics? Every hair on her is a pube.
20:32:06 <p3bz> lololl
20:32:20 <p3bz> you bitter fuck all
20:32:20 <Blitzkrieg> I've seen a pic.. One was enough.. I still see me shrink from it
20:32:36 <p3bz> ill use your face as a mop over a bitchuman road
20:32:54 <Blitzkrieg> I'll shit down your throat again
20:33:00 <Blitzkrieg> While you moan in pure pleasure
20:34:06 <amelia> so mean @ Lumeah
20:34:15 <amelia> in the scheme of things, she really not that bad
20:34:20 <amelia> jus simple
20:35:10 <Blitzkrieg> Very simple.
20:38:48 <Skirmish> She tells lies. I abhore people that tells lies.
20:39:27 <amelia> o dear
20:39:39 <slinky_J> people lie more than they tell the truth :P
20:39:43 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit: <Lumeah> it is true.pubes grow from every single hair follicle on my body.my eyebrows are pubes my nose hair is pubes.my back hair is pubes.even my nipples hair is pubes.
20:39:54 <slinky_J> did he quit so u would see that?
20:40:13 <slinky_J> y put that in a quit msg/
20:40:40 <amelia> he had it in msg yesterday's
20:41:13 <Blitzkrieg> Did she really write it tho?
20:43:18 <slinky_J> in a sarcastic manner probs
20:43:39 Quit: thestig ([email protected]) Quit:
20:54:40 <slinky_J> there's a Kindergarten Cop 2
20:54:41 <slinky_J> woa
20:58:10 Quit: p3bz ([email protected]) EOF from client
21:02:32 Join: p3bz ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
21:02:44 <p3bz> keke
21:06:36 <amelia> ma hair got chopped offs
21:06:59 <p3bz> wot hapnd
21:07:08 <%nate> pebz i need your pic
21:07:14 <amelia> its short
21:07:26 <p3bz> picc
21:07:55 <p3bz> ??
21:09:01 <amelia> http://imgur.com/PCDsmnz
21:09:50 <p3bz> im stiff
21:09:52 <p3bz> :///
21:10:13 <%nate> pebz pic?
21:10:14 <%nate> :D
21:10:28 <p3bz> narp
21:11:28 <Blitzkrieg> nate, his lens can't magnify that much
21:12:02 <%nate> how long do u sex for Blitzkrieg, i need some sex tips
21:12:18 <p3bz> maybe sum exposed tt'z then ill giv it a jerk
21:12:20 <p3bz> he he he he
21:13:06 <%nate> pebz u are cute
21:13:22 * p3bz sends the seven plagues of Egypt to nate
21:14:35 <Saemon> oi slinkzy
21:14:55 Kick: boost was kicked by Saemon (your anus is full of semen)
21:14:55 Join: boost ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
21:15:00 <Saemon> lol xD
21:15:16 <p3bz> jon just farts condoms nothing new for him
21:15:25 Kick: p3bz was kicked by Saemon (ya mum's a fat whore)
21:15:37 Join: p3bz ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
21:15:40 <Saemon> LOL
21:15:48 <Saemon> I HAVE THE POWERR11!!!!!
21:15:53 <%nate> * boost was kicked by Saemon (your anus is full of saemon)
21:15:57 Mode: (by amelia) -o Saemon
21:15:58 <p3bz> amelia
21:16:04 <p3bz> i cant take a pic till this time next week
21:16:09 <Saemon> hey!
21:16:11 <Saemon> awww
21:16:13 <amelia> you ain't got shit Saemon you rapey fuck
21:16:19 <amelia> but why kunny
21:16:22 <p3bz> i tried installing drivers for this webcam but something up with it
21:16:22 <Saemon> i was just having so much fun xD
21:16:31 <p3bz> always says installation failed :[[[[
21:16:36 <steven_> lololol
21:16:39 <amelia> dun lie @ me
21:16:50 <Saemon> amelia ima roofie yo ass
21:16:59 <p3bz> i tried to get it working for 20 minutes
21:16:59 <Saemon> get ya all drowsey
21:17:04 <p3bz> jus shut it
21:17:08 <amelia> need kunny eating fish n chip whilst in mauve panties pic
21:17:33 <p3bz> bullshit
21:17:34 <amelia> Saemon you ain't shit I'll snap your neck
21:17:53 <Saemon> how can u manage that when you're gona all limpy and prone
21:18:10 <Saemon> after u drink your drink
21:18:14 <p3bz> melies do u liek my sexy hairline ;)~
21:18:36 <amelia> I need a new pic to see it babez
21:18:45 <p3bz> mr sheen
21:18:57 <Saemon> anyone here a game of thrones fan?
21:19:05 <p3bz> your uncle is
21:19:05 <Glenn> Pass.
21:19:13 <%nate> kunny stop teasing and put out;l
21:19:36 <Blitzkrieg> He can't
21:19:37 <p3bz> l:
21:19:41 <Blitzkrieg> Limpy limpy
21:20:02 Quit: Bonny ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
21:20:14 <p3bz> slap ya face into a brick wall
21:20:45 * Blitzkrieg slaps p3bz around a bit with a large trout
21:21:31 <p3bz> melies
21:21:35 <p3bz> u want a nude D:??
21:21:53 <amelia> nah babez keep da panties on but nuffink else
21:22:16 <%nate> keep everything else on no panties
21:22:27 <%nate> flop!
21:22:28 <p3bz> i wouldnt do eet n e way
21:23:01 <p3bz> i lifted some weight today
21:23:21 <p3bz> lookin a bit like roman reigns
21:23:26 <p3bz> got my hair in a pony tail
21:23:28 <p3bz> yeaaaa boi
21:24:35 <p3bz> promise u pic next week ok...?¿
21:25:59 <amelia> ok fanks @ you
21:26:49 <steven_> amelia we need eye's nose and mouth
21:26:49 <p3bz> hokay
21:26:58 <p3bz> no we dont
21:27:10 <amelia> you seen eyes nose & mouth
21:27:13 <p3bz> im about to smoke a huge blunt
21:27:20 <steven_> hahaha im joking dawg
21:27:34 <p3bz> i put a quarter ounce in this blunt
21:27:40 <steven_> bullshit
21:27:40 <p3bz> yeaa boy
21:27:57 <steven_> quarter stick
21:28:04 <p3bz> yeah it was so what cunt
21:28:21 <steven_> how would you fit quarter ounce in a blunt
21:28:21 <p3bz> steven
21:28:34 <steven_> unless you were rolling from a newspaper
21:28:34 <p3bz> chop up a 50 if u got it on ya and roll a huge blunt and smoke it on cam
21:28:45 <%nate> i need pebz big juicy nuts
21:28:52 <steven_> ill smoke 10 cones in front of you before i go to bed
21:29:02 <steven_> i got killer buds
21:29:06 <p3bz> yea nah that wont do it
21:29:15 <%nate> steven u take them from loopys house?
21:29:27 <steven_> no but my mate did
21:29:28 <steven_> lololol
21:29:35 <steven_> took all his drugs and came to my house
21:29:41 <steven_> we smoked all davids weed
21:29:43 <%nate> ahah damn
21:29:44 <p3bz> lolz
21:29:46 <p3bz> bullshit
21:29:49 <steven_> true story
21:29:55 <steven_> my mate gave him pop pop
21:29:57 <steven_> split him open
21:30:06 <steven_> its the guy i do boxing with
21:30:11 <%nate> pebz just hides his drugs under his mums bed
21:30:20 <p3bz> he filled the bong with a little ocpolo gold and resin flew from his finger tips as he lighted up that bowl
21:30:25 <steven_> i was training him at the time he bashed loopyfrog
21:32:05 <p3bz> these 4 old jail birds stood over me in this house
21:32:19 <p3bz> i sent a bunch of lebs over and they took all their shit
21:32:31 <p3bz> aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha
21:34:13 <p3bz> not hard to roll a quarter weight bud steven_
21:34:19 <p3bz> cut open a cuban cigar
21:34:23 Join: GoldSpade ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
21:34:30 <GoldSpade> ayyy nerds
21:35:04 * p3bz rolls a blunt with his bible
21:35:06 <p3bz> [:
21:35:30 <%nate> GoldSpade am i coming over yet
21:35:33 <GoldSpade> lot of sex references in the bible
21:35:43 <%nate> ohh good subject
21:35:58 <GoldSpade> god doesnt like anal apparently
21:36:06 <GoldSpade> read it in school once
21:36:08 <GoldSpade> years ago
21:36:50 <GoldSpade> must of been a bad exprience
21:39:04 <%nate> do u like kissing GoldSpade
21:39:15 <%nate> tender soft kissing
21:39:27 <GoldSpade> never tried kissing myself
21:39:35 <%nate> lol
21:39:47 * p3bz shreds amelia with a chainsaw
21:39:56 <p3bz> i luv ur new hair melie -,,-
21:41:19 <amelia> FANKS
21:42:15 <slinky_J> wooo woooo
21:42:18 <Blitzkrieg> Interesting wall colours amelia
21:42:28 <amelia> yah i know, fuckin red
21:42:33 <p3bz> are you going 2 hook up with blitzkraig melie?¿
21:42:35 <amelia> the lounge has blue feature wall
21:42:36 <steven_> ?
21:42:42 <amelia> its shit
21:42:42 <steven_> new picture?
21:42:55 <Blitzkrieg> Blue?
21:42:59 <Blitzkrieg> Who chose the colours?
21:43:07 <steven_> hahah do you still have the picture open Blitzkrieg?
21:43:11 <amelia> the owner, i rent dis house
21:43:14 <p3bz> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahhahahahahahahahahhaah
21:43:33 <p3bz> ive already blown n closed it bro
21:43:34 <p3bz> lololol
21:43:36 <Blitzkrieg> Haha nup
21:43:37 <%nate> pebz whats your bed like :D
21:43:48 <Blitzkrieg> His bed is a mattress full of worms
21:44:00 <%nate> good for fishing :D
21:44:02 <%nate> wink wink
21:44:09 <%nate> did pebz see that fish video from before
21:44:32 <p3bz> i wanked once to mew's breasts and during it i felt guilty but why would she send such a pic...
21:44:45 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHHAA
21:45:01 <amelia> but why would she send such a pic *confused face*
21:45:19 <p3bz> :-S
21:46:41 <amelia> https://youtu.be/0V6TEuFa8FE
21:46:42 <slinky_J> this couple on shark tank
21:46:45 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Godwolf - Feels Right (Mar 30, 2016) Length: 4:18 - Category: Entertainment - 655,890 views views - 15,768 likes (98.5%), 236 dislikes (1.5%)
21:46:56 <slinky_J> developed a fkn cunt pad for the arm pit
21:47:00 <slinky_J> and want money for it
21:47:01 <circle> is jerome here
21:47:02 <circle> plivent
21:47:03 <slinky_J> so lame
21:48:43 <p3bz> melies is hidden treasure -._.-
21:48:55 <%nate> ya lick her gold bar
21:49:24 <p3bz> :[
21:49:39 <steven_> hahahaahhhaahhaahhahahaa
21:49:45 <Blitzkrieg> lol
21:49:45 <Blitzkrieg> Mew
21:49:47 <%nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwqor5hk6tE&list=PLCK0LLJ_wej0cx5DkqZuP7XjVzrrUd5TJ
21:49:51 <steven_> u like that fish vid ?
21:49:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Acid Luke & Sains - I Wanna Fuck (Main Mix) (Feb 20, 2010) Length: 5:26 - Category: Music - 606,214 views views - 1,981 likes (95.7%), dislikes (4.3%)
21:50:03 <%nate> pebz u down carnt
21:50:15 <steven_> p3bz, http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6ad_1419625992&comments=1
21:50:21 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: 2 Guys 1 Fish (comments) (Date: Jan-9-2013, Dec-26-2014) - Views: 555336 - Played: 127893
21:50:25 <%nate> is dat the fish
21:50:28 <%nate> pebz will enjoy that
21:50:32 <p3bz> ?????
21:50:37 <p3bz> 2 guyd
21:50:42 <p3bz> im already put off
21:51:02 <amelia> whodahexagon gets sucked off by a fish
21:51:05 <Blitzkrieg> [21:49:20] <p3bz> im already wankin
21:51:10 <amelia> fuck thats odd
21:51:29 <%nate> sharni is that fish
21:52:06 <amelia> in de river
21:52:26 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@b2d470b0.dodo.net.au
21:52:28 <steven_> hahahaahaa
21:52:49 <Blitzkrieg> Fucking hell
21:52:55 <Blitzkrieg> I KNEW I'd regret clicking it
21:53:15 <%nate> bullshit Blitzkrieg u are a dirty sexy playah ;D
21:53:15 <p3bz> i didnt click it
21:53:20 <Blitzkrieg> You'll like this p3bz
21:53:21 <steven_> hahaahahahaaha
21:53:23 <Blitzkrieg> http://efukt.com/21106_The_Absurdity_of_Japanese_Pornography.html
21:53:31 <%nate> pebz is a weak pussy
21:53:39 <%nate> put them flaps away pebz
21:54:11 <p3bz> :/
21:54:51 <p3bz> 8)
21:55:40 <%nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOS8PlBjCMs&list=PLCK0LLJ_wej0cx5DkqZuP7XjVzrrUd5TJ&index=5
21:55:43 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I wanna be your Bitch tonight (Nov 27, 2010) Length: - Category: Music - 377,288 views views - 1,003 likes (92.2%), 85 dislikes (7.8%)
21:55:51 <%nate> gaha good song
21:56:17 <steven_> i cant watch it
21:56:32 <%nate> and why not
21:57:36 <p3bz> :<
21:58:01 <amelia> https://youtu.be/uD7_Vt5q2q8
21:58:05 <amelia> I luff her
21:58:06 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Låpsley - Station (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (Jan 12, 2014) Length: 3:14 - Category: Music - 1,224,450 views views - 8,170 likes (98.4%), 132 dislikes (1.6%)
21:58:23 <p3bz> mlies who will u send my pics 2
21:58:40 <amelia> no one dey jus for mei
21:59:06 <p3bz> lies
21:59:21 <amelia> never
22:00:48 <p3bz> otay
22:00:58 <%nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tmeZKSCR6w
22:01:03 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Potbelleez - Hello (Let's Go) (Apr 16, 2014) Length: 3:28 - Category: Music - 3,606 views views - 12 likes (92.3%), 1 dislikes (7.7%)
22:01:13 <%nate> pebz make sure u shag her
22:01:20 <%nate> good workz my brother
22:02:01 <p3bz> nar :[
22:02:12 <p3bz> wont happen brass
22:03:07 <%nate> am i the only naive one :D
22:03:12 <p3bz> since im a player like syke, its only right for me to dissapear into the night!
22:04:18 <p3bz> liwe did it in the caddy on the highway my way ;)
22:04:23 <%nate> pebz u may have me :D
22:04:33 <p3bz> i not gay
22:04:48 <Glenn> Oh?
22:04:50 <%nate> ummm pebz u may have me ;l
22:05:03 <p3bz> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihWW2_nHfuI
22:05:07 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - Check Out Time [HD] (Jan 2, 2010) Length: 4:40 - Category: Music - 58,166 views views - 350 likes (98.9%), 4 dislikes (1.1%)
22:05:09 <p3bz> this will sooth your ears
22:05:15 <%nate> pebz!
22:06:19 <p3bz> melies is true like skirmish says you just get pics off me to take the piss out of me?
22:07:24 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) EOF from client
22:07:38 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:07:38 <Blitzkrieg> Probably
22:07:41 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
22:07:41 <Blitzkrieg> Because you're a loser
22:07:57 <Blitzkrieg> And here's your chipmunk mrs
22:07:59 <Blitzkrieg> Wb Lumeah
22:08:13 <%nate> chipmunks eat nuts watchout steven
22:08:19 <p3bz> lolzzz
22:09:09 <p3bz> melies is true like skirmish says you just get pics off me to take the piss out of me?
22:09:10 <p3bz> melies is true like skirmish says you just get pics off me to take the piss out of me?
22:09:15 Mode: (by Blitzkrieg) +b *!*@59f305d0.bigpond.net.au
22:09:15 <Blitzkrieg> p3bz has been placed into the dungeon. Time to chill.
22:09:25 <%nate> shes probably having a wank pebz
22:09:28 <%nate> relax
22:10:12 <amelia> no kunny i would never do such a thing
22:10:36 Mode: (by Blitzkrieg) -b *!*@59f305d0.bigpond.net.au
22:10:36 <Blitzkrieg> p3bz has been removed from the dungeon. Now behave!!
22:12:40 <steven_> hahahhahahaahhaaha
22:16:27 <p3bz> http://imgur.com/HJNEViF
22:16:33 <p3bz> look its a 17 yr old steven_
22:16:56 <%nate> do u wanna touch him
22:18:45 <%nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yad_clT4T2Y
22:18:49 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Limp Bizkit - Rollin (HQ) (Jan 18, 2009) Length: 4:04 - Category: Music - 6,156,886 views views - 24,608 likes (97.4%), 648 dislikes (2.6%)
22:20:56 Join: jl ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:21:31 Quit: Saemon ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:22:11 * p3bz throws a keyboard at amelia
22:22:36 <amelia> but y u do dis
22:22:39 <p3bz> melies is true like skirmish says you just get pics off me to take the piss out of me?
22:22:40 <p3bz> melies is true like skirmish says you just get pics off me to take the piss out of me?
22:23:21 <amelia> (@amelia) no kunny i would never do such a thing
22:24:12 <slinky_J> sounds true
22:24:18 <p3bz> ahhaah *devilish smile at the end*
22:24:24 <p3bz> i can see u meliesssssss
22:24:50 <Blitzkrieg> Fuck up pedo
22:24:55 <amelia> y u no trust mei >:)
22:25:21 <p3bz> 8(
22:26:19 <%nate> pebz was ya pics any good?
22:26:24 <%nate> like a ball hanging out
22:26:29 <President_Trump> look at all this pedo action
22:27:11 <President_Trump> where's lil hitlah gone
22:27:19 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllll
22:27:28 <President_Trump> p3bz get the girls to get them TTZ out mate
22:29:14 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit:
22:30:30 <p3bz> nar :[
22:30:36 <slinky_J> r u comin in ma time machine
22:30:59 <amelia> i will blow your dumb time machine up
22:31:02 <amelia> kick it
22:31:17 <President_Trump> slinky_J i am cumming in ya time machine mate
22:31:34 <amelia> now sing me a godamn lullaby
22:31:43 <President_Trump> and if im cumming in ya time machine amelia will be there with bells on loloollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:31:46 <p3bz> :o~~
22:32:03 <%nate> i only sing when im coming all over trumps pillow case
22:32:21 <amelia> you stay outta this, matchstick head
22:32:26 <p3bz> melies is stephen better lookin dan me
22:32:35 <slinky_J> amelia
22:32:36 <slinky_J> just rude
22:32:40 <slinky_J> President_Trump
22:32:41 <%nate> yes ive heard steven is da hottest
22:32:43 <slinky_J> not rude enough
22:32:49 <%nate> but he has a sore nut
22:32:52 <slinky_J> ;D
22:33:01 <amelia> steven has a delightful giggle
22:33:01 <President_Trump> p3bz u look way better in undies than steven_ hes only got one ball sack
22:33:09 <President_Trump> one ball rather lolllllllllllllllllll
22:33:16 <amelia> it makes him refreshing to listen to
22:33:23 <amelia> I wish he would sing me a lullaby
22:33:27 <p3bz> lolololol
22:33:33 <%nate> amelia drive over his house then
22:33:38 <%nate> wahaha!
22:33:55 <President_Trump> nate when will you be a blonde bimbo again and when will you be having your coming out party?
22:34:03 <amelia> ahahahahahahahhahahahahahaa
22:34:10 <%nate> very soon i have no luck with da ladies
22:34:16 <%nate> onto men
22:34:35 <p3bz> keke
22:34:40 <p3bz> match stick head
22:34:59 <%nate> pebz fuck u :D
22:35:08 <%nate> i will eat your fingers
22:35:18 <%nate> then u cant type
22:35:57 <amelia> oh dear
22:36:18 <%nate> amelia u want a finger
22:36:21 <%nate> ho ho hum
22:37:00 <p3bz> matchstick head is offensive
22:37:13 <%nate> i will bounce off your bumhole
22:37:23 <%nate> then stick to your forehead
22:37:25 <President_Trump> https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/thumb/7/78/4uzVjbO.jpeg/180px-4uzVjbO.jpeg
22:38:51 <amelia> AHAAHAHAHHAAHHA
22:38:55 <amelia> i miss christopher
22:39:01 <p3bz> lololololol
22:39:02 <p3bz> pisssss
22:39:05 <amelia> witty messed up fool
22:39:09 <p3bz> he is melies type
22:39:10 <amelia> soso funny
22:39:11 <p3bz> old piss
22:39:23 <President_Trump> The room #cats also features another lonesome loser, lo aka Chris. lo is in the closet, but only comes out when drunk or on drugs, often telling male users he'll suck them off for more drugs. When sober he denies all knowledge of this. He once hired a hooker, but during foreplay found he couldn't keep it up and the hooker left.
22:39:24 <President_Trump> He's also known for looking a lot like Mr. Bean. He's 35 (as of 2014) and still a virgin. He chats up women online, only to drive them off with his issues which involve being unable to accept that he's gay.
22:39:24 <President_Trump> lo aka Chris
22:39:28 <%nate> http://imgur.com/yWwbKaD
22:39:50 <amelia> wot are you watching christopher? Serenity thru her window o ok
22:40:20 <p3bz> loLolOL~
22:40:31 <p3bz> im standing outside your window melies
22:40:31 <amelia> is he really 36 this yr
22:40:35 <p3bz> better let me in! >.<
22:40:44 <%nate> amelia do u want him :D
22:41:03 <amelia> no he is taken by jenn
22:41:18 <%nate> im sure he tastes good
22:41:29 <p3bz> ill go on facebook
22:41:29 <amelia> like an ash tray
22:41:34 <amelia> and beer
22:41:35 <p3bz> see if i got a foto of myself there
22:41:48 Quit: President_Trump ([email protected]) Z-Lined
22:41:50 <amelia> ok kunny babez but i want one of yoj eating fish n chip
22:41:56 <amelia> in your panties
22:42:20 <amelia> AHAAHAH did he get banned for posting info on chris
22:42:23 <%nate> i miss tisk
22:42:25 <p3bz> i dont have fish and chips often
22:42:38 <amelia> damn
22:44:59 <p3bz> http://imgur.com/cnP6KkG
22:45:00 <p3bz> theres one
22:45:22 <%nate> did u grow hair back ;l
22:45:24 <%nate> sexy!
22:45:51 <%nate> i think mellies would like to date u
22:46:14 <%nate> amelia! check it
22:47:02 <amelia> wowsers bowsers
22:47:22 <amelia> is der a bear on your chest
22:47:35 <p3bz> wat
22:47:58 <%nate> do u like hairy chests amelia
22:47:59 <amelia> bootiful but where are da fish n chips
22:49:13 <p3bz> i see
22:49:21 <p3bz> lol i duno must be the camera angle
22:52:21 <p3bz> i was hoping you could provide the fish and chips melies 8(
22:52:59 Join: StevieLoz ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:53:15 <StevieLoz> hey yall
22:54:08 <%nate> pebz is she the fish and your the chip :D
22:55:40 Quit: GoldSpade ([email protected]) EOF from client
22:57:23 <StevieLoz> pebzz gay
22:57:38 <%nate> pebz u want a pic of me
22:59:01 <%nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ
22:59:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy (Original Mix - 2006 Version) (Jun 13, 2009) Length: 2:59 - Category: Music - 4,831,142 views views - 15,569 likes (93.4%), 1,092 dislikes (6.6%)
22:59:47 <%nate> immma sooo matchstick head!
23:00:29 * p3bz throws a playstation at nate
23:00:54 <p3bz> yerp
23:01:00 <p3bz> shes da fish im dee chip
23:01:12 <%nate> dip ya chip in her fish
23:01:29 <%nate> then the fish will bite it off
23:01:36 <p3bz> lolz
23:02:12 <steven_> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
23:02:38 <p3bz> melies is following orders from steven_ to 'expose' me further more.... not gonna work sons and daughters...
23:02:39 <steven_> ADVANCED HAIR YEAH YEAH
23:02:51 <%nate> how da fuck did he grow his hair back
23:02:56 <steven_> hahahah
23:03:23 <amelia> i don't follow or take orders from anyone
23:03:35 <amelia> don't take your paranoia out on me
23:03:39 <steven_> hahahaaha
23:03:42 <steven_> jockboy
23:04:04 <%nate> ohh mellies takes orders sweet;l
23:04:26 <steven_> amelia i got some orders i need you to do mmmK?
23:04:28 <steven_> xoxo
23:04:46 <amelia> fetch me some milk!
23:04:51 <steven_> haha
23:04:59 <%nate> breast milk?
23:05:05 <steven_> ofcourse
23:05:08 <%nate> freshly squeezed from nate
23:05:11 <steven_> haahaahaha
23:05:13 <amelia> nates titty milk
23:05:22 <p3bz> im a good soldier because i can take orders, But i like to give orders ;/
23:05:23 <%nate> i might have hair in it
23:05:33 <steven_> you like to give and take
23:05:39 <steven_> true poofta gutz
23:05:50 <p3bz> lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
23:05:56 <p3bz> wooly woofta gutz
23:06:04 <steven_> im about to break your face jockboy
23:06:20 <p3bz> lololol
23:06:33 <steven_> krusty the clown
23:06:54 <p3bz> steven comes at me all spastic like ill just pull a 9 and pop him.. case closed then ill brag in prison bout it
23:07:09 <steven_> is that when you're taking ?
23:07:15 <steven_> looooooooool poofta gutz
23:08:12 <p3bz> wipe ya off the earth
23:08:43 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )
23:08:55 <p3bz> c u meliezzzzzzzzzzz
23:09:50 <p3bz> i dont need to grow any hair back
23:10:01 <p3bz> im quite confident with my setup bro
23:10:48 <p3bz> 1 week
23:11:04 <p3bz> i got to tone up a bit actually get off my arse
23:11:12 <p3bz> ill take a pic n shes mine
23:11:19 <p3bz> done and dusted imo tbh xd.
23:11:40 <p3bz> be back gona lift
23:11:42 <p3bz> LOLOL
23:13:01 <p3bz> that was good
23:13:44 <p3bz> steven you fairy
23:14:06 <p3bz> ill do 20 pushups with you sitting on my back cunt
23:15:15 <p3bz> i been liftin all day
23:15:29 <p3bz> show you what i got cunt you wait aaaaaaaaaahahahhaaha
23:18:35 <slinky_J> mm choc
23:18:55 <p3bz> slinky
23:19:08 <p3bz> u know how to access the calculator on windows 10??
23:19:32 <p3bz> :/
23:20:03 <slinky_J> type in calculator
23:22:57 <jl> lol
23:23:04 <jl> wat a moron
23:23:42 <slinky_J> cookin sum veg
23:23:44 <slinky_J> lolol
23:23:55 <slinky_J> so boooring
23:24:00 <slinky_J> oer blindspot is on
23:27:38 <jl> slinky_J say hi to the finks for me.
23:29:12 <p3bz> all is dead
23:29:16 <p3bz> i might depart
23:31:11 <steven_> lol
23:31:14 <steven_> catch
23:31:52 <p3bz> c u
23:32:06 <steven_> krusty the clown
23:32:26 <p3bz> ?
23:32:43 <p3bz> in ya undies poo parrot
23:32:46 Quit: p3bz ([email protected]) Quit: ( www.nnscript.com :: NoNameScript 4.22 :: www.esnation.com )
23:34:42 <slinky_J> wtf
23:34:47 <%nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYOE_b4aYD0
23:34:47 <slinky_J> jl
23:34:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HIGHLANDER-WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER (Nov 3, 2006) Length: 5:17 - Category: Film & Animation - 4,178,452 views views - 11,865 likes (98.7%), 161 dislikes (1.3%)
23:34:53 <slinky_J> who the fuck are you
23:34:57 <slinky_J> dont talk shit to me
23:35:12 <%nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKor6eiKpSY&feature=youtu.be
23:35:15 <slinky_J> grow some balls
23:35:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kunny (May 22, 2016) Length: 0:21 - Category: People & Blogs - 35 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:35:29 <%nate> kunny has gone
23:35:31 <slinky_J> ill filet the skin from your face jl and rub salt over it
23:52:00 Quit: circle ([email protected]) EOF from client
23:58:12 <StevieLoz> night yall
23:58:14 Part: StevieLoz ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
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