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00:10:44 <katatonic_kate01> thedarktruth
00:10:52 <katatonic_kate01> what dark truths do you have to share?
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00:13:36 <simba> shouldve been like PS. SMOKE MARLBORO
00:13:41 <simba> LOL
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00:14:22 <British^Meat> what a jerk
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00:25:28 <Pieter> FUCK IM SEXY
00:25:47 <Pieter> past my bed time
00:25:48 <Pieter> nite
00:30:37 <yaacov> big night on the ice hey Pieter
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00:36:22 <TokenDaRing> yaacov nah, he hasn't been able to get any supply
00:36:30 <TokenDaRing> so he's feeling some majorly bad withdrawls
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00:40:23 <beagle> folks
00:40:33 <beagle> how long would batteries last if they are errr hang on
00:40:39 <beagle> so this UV C light is 4 watts
00:40:48 <beagle> the batteries are 150 ma i think
00:40:52 <beagle> and 1.5 volt
00:40:58 <beagle> aint gonna last long is it ?
00:41:11 <beagle> i recon ill have to recharge them in like 20 mins maybe little longer but not much
00:41:18 <Pieter> should be 100 hrs
00:41:19 <beagle> but the silly thing is that ...
00:41:21 <beagle> 100 hours ok
00:41:27 <beagle> hang Pieter ill find out from a battery ...
00:41:41 <Pieter> THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TYPING THAT SHIT IN HERE FOR
00:41:50 <simba> lol
00:41:53 <simba> christ
00:41:57 <Pieter> WHATS WITH ALL THE FUCKING CRAZY PEOPLE
00:42:16 <beagle> Pieter
00:42:17 <beagle> update
00:42:23 <Pieter> fuck off
00:42:23 <beagle> it says 2500mah .
00:42:27 <Pieter> I DONT UFCKING CARE
00:42:33 <beagle> fuck off ? man youre insane lately
00:42:41 <beagle> why dont you get admin
00:42:45 <Pieter> NO ONE CARES
00:42:50 <beagle> and ban yourself so you dont have to be insane ? how is that idea ?
00:42:52 <simba> calm down Pieter, stop abusing our users
00:43:10 <Pieter> oh blow me you +b happy fruitloop
00:43:21 <simba> beagle is doing well in life atm, maybe you could learn from him
00:43:23 <beagle> okay , then, funny insane i guess
00:43:34 <beagle> hrmmm , i am
00:43:40 <Pieter> enjoy kids
00:43:45 <Pieter> *gone*
00:43:52 <beagle> but its very hard to escape some insanity. then even PIETER is insane im wondering about this world now
00:43:57 <yaacov> Pieter fuck off
00:43:59 <yaacov> get some help you nutcase
00:44:02 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b Pieter!*@*
00:44:02 Kick: Pieter was kicked by ChanOP ((simba) whats the point of you being in here)
00:45:45 <milk> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrE7aEQIYAAoH2l.jpg
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00:52:25 <TokenDaRing> thanks simba
00:52:35 <beagle> is the nbn available now ? in cities ?
00:52:40 <beagle> do you have it in melbourne ?
00:53:28 <beagle> i think i read its available all along city coast here in adelaide
00:53:30 <beagle> anyway gnite
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00:54:25 <British^Meat> idiot
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00:59:36 <milk> only 10pm
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01:02:51 <simba> stupid arsenal!!!!!!
01:04:31 <British^Meat> up your arsenal
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01:29:14 <druff> what?
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01:35:34 <christopher> hurry up wow dungeon pop
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01:44:25 Nick: katatonic is now known as KatherineXX
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01:48:04 <TokenDaRing> don't play wow
01:48:06 <TokenDaRing> it's a bad game
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01:54:18 <simba> play starcraft instead
01:57:54 <katatonic_kate01> and become a nerd
01:57:55 <katatonic_kate01> :/
01:58:56 <TokenDaRing> play JFK reloaded
01:59:03 <TokenDaRing> http://imgur.com/a/lpvLm
01:59:27 <katatonic_kate01> hmmmm effort
01:59:41 <simba> play starcraft - and become a nerd
01:59:48 <katatonic_kate01> um
01:59:49 <katatonic_kate01> no
01:59:56 <simba> --- katatonic_kake, 2014
02:00:38 <simba> ull neva walk alone
02:00:59 <katatonic_kate01> lol
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02:06:01 Nick: B1-not-here is now known as Bastardly_One
02:06:59 <DenisNapthine> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j71Q1xEGIPM
02:07:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bangladeshi students at University of Tromso, Norway (Dec 30, 2013) 11:07 - Category: Education - 2,092 views - 21 likes (91.3%), dislikes (8.7%)
02:10:30 <Bastardly_One> blah
02:10:42 <katatonic_kate01> blah blah blah
02:10:47 <DenisNapthine> http://images-2.domain.com.au/2013/07/16/4573555/napthine-wide-620x349.jpg
02:10:55 <katatonic_kate01> Ive really got to stop having coffee in the arvo
02:11:09 <DenisNapthine> Hope I get a massage
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02:12:42 <DenisNapthine> http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2014/11/01/1227109/295860-0d321918-5a6d-11e4-815d-4015707a4bc4.jpg
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02:13:58 <DenisNapthine> 1.5 billion dollar worth of drug siezed and got arrested 6 people only
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02:17:37 <Bastardly_One> this is the stupidest time ever to wake up from a nap
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02:18:54 <beehhh> http://www.ausstats.abs.gov.au/ausstats/subscriber.nsf/0/CA25687100069892CA25688900277208/$File/32342_1997.pdf
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02:20:00 <[DoC]> beehhh, stfu stupid
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02:20:57 <beehhh> im going back on a time machine and omtimizing my situation in the future past
02:21:05 <beehhh> optimizing
02:21:26 <simba> ok bye
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02:22:13 <silverapple> politicaldebate
02:22:20 <beehhh> simba i founf norell cheated with me by another guy on her wechat exhcaning romance etc
02:23:29 <simba> bl
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02:23:37 <beehhh> even the freak strom worth only 150 million but the drug importation worth 1.5 billion
02:24:39 <beehhh> damn sleeppy
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02:28:35 Nick: KatherineXX is now known as KatatonicSlut
02:30:16 Nick: KatatonicSlut is now known as Cake
02:31:48 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmm
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02:39:20 <Bastardly_One> great I cant win
02:39:32 <Bastardly_One> my soccer streams are shit
02:43:03 <Bastardly_One> Cake, I am shit at FC
02:44:02 <simba> Jones needs a good ban
02:44:12 <katatonic_kake> why?
02:44:18 <katatonic_kake> what are they doing?
02:44:20 <katatonic_kake> who is jones?
02:44:28 <simba> 2 many questions
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02:44:40 <beagle> okay uv c light works. zapped the bed.
02:44:43 <beagle> no bed bugs
02:44:54 <Bastardly_One> Cake/KatatonicSlut
02:44:56 <beagle> i also used it on the fan
02:44:59 <Bastardly_One> that's why
02:45:03 <beagle> they said its invisible , that sure aint true, it is a light
02:45:11 <simba> (thats not why)
02:45:13 <beagle> C is the spectrum wave of the ultra violet .
02:45:15 <Bastardly_One> so far he has proven to the the ok member of cats
02:45:16 <beagle> hrmmmm simba ?
02:45:25 <simba> yes hello chadwick
02:45:25 <beagle> B is most deadly that causes cancers btw
02:45:27 <beagle> hayo
02:45:31 <beagle> man im glad it works
02:45:33 <Bastardly_One> for being in cats?
02:45:35 <beagle> trick was hold the on button down
02:45:43 <beagle> i was upset for a bit didnt think it worked
02:45:43 <Bastardly_One> can you tell me simba if we start playing better
02:45:44 <simba> lol
02:45:46 <beagle> sure does
02:45:48 <beagle> yeah
02:45:54 <simba> playing better?
02:45:54 <beagle> rechargable battereies too :)
02:45:55 <Bastardly_One> My streams on firstrow are acting up
02:46:10 <beagle> you can use it to kill bugs on anything cept you cannot use it on skin or especially eyes.
02:46:17 <simba> i dont know what ur talking about
02:46:21 <beagle> go on buy one only 20 bucks
02:46:23 <Bastardly_One> Liverpool
02:46:32 <simba> whats that
02:46:40 <beagle> takes AGES to arrive but theyre really cool cause no more bullshit bed bugs i swear im gonna be pissed if i still itch lol
02:46:42 <Bastardly_One> if I said my streams on firstrow are fucking up ...
02:46:50 <beagle> ill show you it on skype if you want simba
02:47:04 <simba> show Bastardly_One ur cock
02:47:04 <Bastardly_One> don't shit me dude :P ... it's been a pretty intense week
02:47:12 <beagle> er, no
02:47:18 <milk> wow
02:47:34 <beagle> ill go on that paltalk thingo and show them in aussie room
02:47:38 <milk> like, just wow
02:47:48 <beagle> man , theyre probably gonna say 'i thought those things were invisible'
02:47:53 <simba> milk now says wow as well as sigh
02:47:57 <Bastardly_One> what are you talking about?
02:48:04 <beagle> it is exactly like of course ... handheld like those silly uv chamber things coffin thingo
02:48:07 <beagle> exactly same
02:48:11 <Bastardly_One> beagle ... what are you on about?
02:48:31 <milk> anyone want a dick in their mouth?
02:49:32 <simba> ask ur dad
02:49:57 <Maurice> I wouldn't mind
02:49:59 <Maurice> But not yours
02:50:19 <simba> just mine
02:50:24 <simba> my d*c*
02:50:33 <milk> ok, we'll get you some dicks to suck
02:50:43 <Maurice> I don't need your help
02:50:58 * milk whistles and clicks his fingers
02:51:03 <milk> yeah boys
02:51:06 <milk> hook in
02:51:17 <simba> i like u better when u just type sigh
02:51:28 * milk sighs
02:51:41 * simba jams his dick in milks mouth
02:52:15 <milk> asians sucky sucky $5
02:52:26 <milk> brownies, $2.95
02:52:50 <milk> nigger biatches, $10
02:53:32 <Bastardly_One> Oh my!
02:53:58 <Bastardly_One> ought to see what I found on FB ... I can't work out if it's male or female
02:54:22 <Bastardly_One> https://www.facebook.com/Sportiipinkiminx
02:54:36 <milk> not clicking
02:54:43 <Bastardly_One> well, I can ... but is that an ugly alternative escort/hooker or what?
02:54:54 <milk> still not clicking
02:55:02 <milk> it's goatse isnt it
02:55:30 <Bastardly_One> nope, but, she could be a goat?
02:55:53 <milk> nice and ambiguous
02:56:02 <milk> how about I just leave it there and log off
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02:57:47 <Bastardly_One> fuck I hate this game
02:57:49 <Bastardly_One> I am so shit at it
02:58:07 Nick: Cake is now known as Jones
02:58:11 <Jones> Bastardly_One
02:58:14 <Jones> How is it?
02:58:42 <katatonic_kake> what game?
02:59:03 <katatonic_kake> hahaha 5 mutual friends
02:59:04 <Jones> Far Cry 4
02:59:20 <katatonic_kake> far cry 4 is amazing
02:59:23 <katatonic_kake> im buying it next week
02:59:30 <katatonic_kake> fuck that game is insane
02:59:30 <Jones> Excellent
02:59:31 <katatonic_kake> ive been watching some videos
02:59:32 <katatonic_kake> omg
02:59:39 <katatonic_kake> it may be one of the best games i ever play
02:59:49 <Jones> It's damn good
03:00:35 <Jones> I've got this guy streaming his gameplay to the ps4 right now, he thinks he's the best at it... But honestly he's shit lol
03:00:58 <Jones> I keep sending him messages telling him where to go
03:01:27 <Bastardly_One> go to the PlayStation Live thing
03:01:37 <Bastardly_One> and bag out people playing shit you own
03:01:39 <Bastardly_One> I do that
03:01:45 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I've not reached the first tower yet
03:01:48 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
03:01:53 <Jones> ohhhh
03:02:01 <Bastardly_One> this is my first real run through and I got it on Fri
03:02:18 <Bastardly_One> dude, I hade some amazing news on Thurs
03:02:23 <Jones> ah it does not matter it will last you longer
03:02:28 <Jones> Yes your son?
03:02:33 <Bastardly_One> and it took a day or two to sink in and shit
03:02:33 <Bastardly_One> yah
03:02:50 <Jones> Your son is a lot more impressive than the damn video game
03:03:00 <Bastardly_One> just a tad
03:03:11 <Bastardly_One> but the high has screwed me
03:03:23 <Jones> tired now?
03:03:25 <Bastardly_One> I suffer anxiety disorder
03:03:34 <Jones> oh
03:03:38 <Bastardly_One> good and bad excitement just aren't good
03:03:42 <Bastardly_One> can stay awake for days
03:03:47 <Jones> got it
03:03:58 <Bastardly_One> and sleep is the best for that kind of condition anyway
03:04:07 <Jones> You have nothing to help it?
03:04:09 <Jones> Yes
03:04:40 <Bastardly_One> yeah I do ... just here and there it'll be like
03:04:47 <Bastardly_One> ok fucker, you're on your own for this one
03:05:15 <Bastardly_One> psssssssssssssssst
03:05:19 <Bastardly_One> with FC4?
03:05:28 <Bastardly_One> the videos and reviews on telly
03:05:37 <Bastardly_One> are way better than the actual game
03:05:54 <Bastardly_One> Pagan Min has already annoyed me ringing me about dinner
03:06:56 <Jones> Ohhh no no Bastardly_One
03:06:59 <Jones> You will be hooked
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03:07:06 <Jones> if you are only to the first tower
03:07:15 <Jones> You have not experienced anything yet
03:07:39 <Bastardly_One> yeah true
03:07:49 <Bastardly_One> what shits me is this
03:08:02 <Bastardly_One> I got to just before the first tower and had to go do something
03:08:11 <Jones> yes
03:08:12 <Jones> haha
03:08:19 <Bastardly_One> so I go to play it again later and it's just put me at the start
03:08:27 <Jones> I have done 11 towers now, I keep getting fucked up before I get there
03:08:34 <Jones> ohhh
03:08:36 <Jones> Even worse
03:08:44 <Bastardly_One> like fuck off ... I can't shoot or shit and I don't want to spend an hour creeping to that tower
03:08:57 <Bastardly_One> can't shoot *for shit
03:08:59 <Jones> Its hard at first
03:09:05 <Bastardly_One> and you need the tactile on
03:09:06 <Jones> You get used to it
03:09:10 <Jones> yes
03:09:16 <Bastardly_One> or you can't see shit
03:09:18 <Jones> crouch and be stealthy at the start
03:09:23 <Jones> use the camera a lot too
03:09:25 <Bastardly_One> that's all I am doing
03:09:30 <Bastardly_One> I can't shoot
03:09:31 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:09:34 <Jones> lol
03:09:39 <Bastardly_One> ya know the two at the river?
03:09:48 <Jones> Yes
03:09:54 <Bastardly_One> I tried shooting them at first ... failed!
03:09:58 <Jones> lol
03:10:04 <Jones> Take them down
03:10:11 <Bastardly_One> like on top of them mind ya
03:10:13 <Jones> creep up and slit their throats
03:10:15 <Jones> much easier
03:10:18 <Bastardly_One> yah duh
03:10:28 <Bastardly_One> you're fucked until that first camp
03:10:35 <Bastardly_One> where you get the armour
03:10:36 <Jones> yes indeed
03:10:52 <Jones> you only start with 2 bars of life too yeag?>
03:10:56 <Jones> yeah*
03:11:00 <Jones> I have 5 now
03:11:03 <Bastardly_One> yeah you do
03:11:08 <Bastardly_One> I had to think for a min
03:11:30 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I'll give it a go again in a min
03:11:44 <Bastardly_One> never know, I might get through that first one before you go to bed even
03:11:47 <Jones> I've got okay at it now, there are all these massive guns, and I actually opt for the bow and arrow for the stealth and power factor
03:11:56 <Jones> ahhh lets hope so
03:12:09 <Jones> Just wait until you try take a fortress
03:12:12 <Jones> man those are intesne
03:12:22 <Bastardly_One> I spent a min trying to pick up a pack of cigs
03:12:27 <Bastardly_One> that you cant pick up
03:12:28 <Jones> lol
03:12:32 <Jones> Correct haha
03:12:34 <Bastardly_One> but they shine at you damn it!
03:12:44 <Bastardly_One> they shine!
03:12:46 <Jones> just search the dead bodies
03:12:46 <Bastardly_One> arseholes
03:12:52 <Bastardly_One> yeah I do
03:13:04 <Jones> oh and a tip, animal skins
03:13:08 <Jones> keep them all
03:13:14 <Jones> even if you think you wont need them
03:13:16 <Jones> you will
03:13:24 <Bastardly_One> yep I thought as much
03:13:47 <Bastardly_One> this is annoying it's put me right at the start
03:13:55 <Bastardly_One> when I have had heaps of checkpoints
03:14:04 <Jones> That does suck
03:14:16 <Jones> If you can just jump the first bit you will be on your way
03:14:31 <Bastardly_One> oh the intro?
03:14:41 <Bastardly_One> yeah it puts you in the start of the forest
03:14:53 <Bastardly_One> come out! we won't hurt you
03:14:57 <Bastardly_One> we just want to talk to you!
03:14:58 <Jones> lol
03:15:03 <Bastardly_One> yeah right cunts
03:15:05 <Jones> That is actually a really hard mission
03:15:30 <Bastardly_One> the first tower is hard?
03:15:30 <Jones> First time I crept though without being seen, but that was on 360, on the ps4 I could not make it, and it became a blood bath
03:15:40 <Bastardly_One> hah
03:15:43 <Jones> Yeah man for a first mission it is
03:15:54 <Bastardly_One> depends where the 2 are after that dude near the waterfall
03:16:03 <Bastardly_One> when you get the first 3
03:16:05 <Bastardly_One> and then him
03:16:09 <Jones> Just bide your time
03:16:10 <Jones> Yes
03:16:16 <Bastardly_One> there are two more lurking
03:16:18 <Jones> Have you had the massive shoot out yet?
03:16:30 <katatonic_kake> oi ill get ps4 next week
03:16:39 <Jones> katatonic_kake make sure you do
03:16:41 <katatonic_kake> but i dont wanna play far cry on a ps4
03:16:42 <Jones> we will co op
03:16:47 <katatonic_kake> if i play on pc can we co op?
03:16:50 <Bastardly_One> oh good!
03:16:54 <katatonic_kake> i hate fps on ps4s
03:16:56 <Bastardly_One> I don't think you can
03:16:59 <katatonic_kake> sorry i should say console
03:17:03 <Bastardly_One> but say you didn't own the game
03:17:07 <Jones> Not yet
03:17:13 <Bastardly_One> one of us could invite you to play
03:17:15 <katatonic_kake> well u can logon to a psn account off steam
03:17:17 <katatonic_kake> so im not sure
03:17:18 <Jones> I dont think pc has it yet
03:17:25 <katatonic_kake> pc has far cry 4
03:17:25 <Bastardly_One> keys to Kyrat
03:17:26 <katatonic_kake> im sure of it
03:17:31 <Jones> ah yeah
03:17:35 <Bastardly_One> yeah it doe
03:17:36 <Bastardly_One> s
03:17:46 <katatonic_kake> yeh its 75 bucks
03:17:46 <Jones> you got keys t kyrat b1?
03:17:53 <Jones> ah
03:17:55 <Jones> cool
03:18:06 <Bastardly_One> of course I have the limited edition
03:18:13 <Jones> Good work
03:18:16 <Bastardly_One> and was really hard to find the game in general in my city
03:18:20 <Bastardly_One> JB sold out
03:18:31 <Jones> I bet
03:18:32 <Bastardly_One> and the hill to EB was too hard on Fri
03:18:37 <Bastardly_One> so I had to go to Big W
03:18:47 <Bastardly_One> I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate Big W and Target for buying games
03:18:48 <Jones> ahhh
03:18:51 <Jones> how much?
03:19:04 <Bastardly_One> they always stick the stickers on too hard to get off the covers
03:19:12 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm 68 I think
03:19:22 <Jones> Oh btw I met up with Pagan again tonight, he called me a 'little shit' and tried to kill me
03:19:26 <Jones> good price
03:19:31 <Jones> 99 at EB
03:19:40 <Bastardly_One> fuck me
03:19:45 <Bastardly_One> yeah it was 68
03:19:52 <Bastardly_One> I dunno about in Melb itself
03:20:09 <Bastardly_One> but in Ballarat games seem to average 70 - 80 in JB
03:20:15 <Bastardly_One> then 20 more in EB
03:20:25 <Bastardly_One> and yet EB are supposed to price match
03:20:37 <grandstand> Hmmm.
03:20:39 <Maurice> Not supposed, they do
03:21:05 <Bastardly_One> hence I said supposed to Maurice
03:21:22 <Maurice> Hence I said they do
03:21:22 <Bastardly_One> like you think the prices would reflect the other stores in town
03:21:22 <Jones> oh really?
03:21:27 <Jones> Good pricing there
03:21:37 <Jones> I was on EB at 4pm in Mornington
03:21:39 <Jones> still 99
03:21:44 <Maurice> You can show them a catalogue, photo or price on your phone
03:22:00 <Bastardly_One> Mornington eh?
03:22:05 <Bastardly_One> you poor cunt
03:22:27 <Bastardly_One> My nemesis lives near you
03:22:42 <Bastardly_One> and in Wed I am blowing up Karingul Park
03:22:44 <simba> lol
03:22:49 <katatonic_kake> shut up Maurice
03:22:50 <katatonic_kake> seriously
03:23:06 <Bastardly_One> why? she's right
03:23:08 <katatonic_kake> they do not always price match
03:23:08 <Maurice> I will not
03:23:11 <katatonic_kake> she is not right
03:23:13 <Maurice> They have to
03:23:20 <katatonic_kake> she chimes in at 3:23 to say this shit
03:23:20 <Maurice> It's the rules
03:23:20 <katatonic_kake> they do not
03:23:23 <katatonic_kake> i worked for both
03:23:25 <katatonic_kake> as a boss
03:23:29 <simba> lol when dont EB price match
03:23:30 <Maurice> Every single time I have gone there to price match, they have
03:23:32 <katatonic_kake> we dont have to do shit
03:23:38 <Maurice> They even refunded my husband after he bought a game
03:23:39 <katatonic_kake> you dont leave your house
03:23:41 Quit: British^Meat ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
03:23:42 <Maurice> So go eat a bag of dicks
03:23:47 <simba> whoa
03:23:53 <simba> this is more personal then it is about eb !!
03:23:57 <Maurice> Oh, shoulda known
03:24:02 <katatonic_kake> eb is shit so is jb
03:24:02 <Maurice> (00:23:56) * katatonic_kake has also used the nickname: yaacov
03:24:03 <katatonic_kake> buy ur games online
03:24:09 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*yacov@*.bigpond.net.au
03:24:09 Kick: katatonic_kake was kicked by ChanOP ((Maurice) You are banned)
03:24:10 <simba> oh
03:24:12 <simba> lmao
03:24:15 <Bastardly_One> oh the kake one
03:24:25 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... pivlent
03:24:33 <Bastardly_One> aka annoy
03:24:37 <Maurice> It's also only 12.24 for me
03:24:38 <Maurice> Not 3.23
03:24:46 <Bastardly_One> total cock smoker with no clue
03:24:47 <grandstand> Oooh, the happy hour gets serious.
03:24:52 <Bastardly_One> aren't ya pivlent?
03:24:54 <grandstand> That's not supposed to happen.
03:25:23 <simba> plivent isnt happy
03:25:25 <simba> u noob
03:25:47 <Bastardly_One> he is yaacov
03:26:10 <Jones> Once you pass that first tower part B1 you have more of a free roam / sand box option to upskill
03:26:12 <Bastardly_One> the little cunt was bragging to me who he was the other day
03:26:14 <Bastardly_One> as if I care
03:26:22 <Bastardly_One> oh good!
03:26:42 <simba> u love it
03:26:49 <Bastardly_One> I'm prepearing for the first bit
03:27:03 <Bastardly_One> simba knows my game warm up ritual
03:27:09 <Bastardly_One> bong, cough, bong, cough
03:27:20 <Bastardly_One> bong, finally start
03:27:20 <Jones> haha
03:27:59 Quit: grandstand ([email protected]) Connection closed
03:28:18 <Bastardly_One> how sad are some cunts in here
03:28:23 <Jones> It's actually full sandbox after the first part, so you can practice, I think when they made it.. They expected you were an expert at FC 3
03:28:24 <Maurice> I'm pretty sad right now
03:28:31 <Bastardly_One> I've been told people are bragging about destroying my FB
03:28:45 <Maurice> Except I'm not
03:29:19 <simba> im the one bragging about that
03:29:24 <Bastardly_One> yeah if you don't know your controls without being wait to be told
03:29:27 <Maurice> I just brag about my penis size
03:29:34 <Bastardly_One> then you are screwed thats for sure Jones
03:29:38 <simba> me 2
03:29:44 <Maurice> Show me
03:29:55 Quit: ck^ ([email protected]) Quit:
03:30:17 <simba> l8r
03:30:42 <Maurice> k
03:30:45 <Bastardly_One> come out! We wont hurt you! ... (well, we will with the worst accents ever in a video game)
03:31:12 <Bastardly_One> I guess they're not there to chat with though
03:31:13 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:31:14 Join: screwss ([email protected]) to #melbourne
03:31:32 <Bastardly_One> but what shit accents/voice acting
03:31:51 <simba> shoulve just got the mgs collection on ps3
03:31:55 <Jones> haha thats true b1
03:32:16 <Jones> FC3 was good at teaching everything, FC4 just throws you on in
03:33:08 <Bastardly_One> WOO! 0.44%
03:33:11 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:33:14 <Jones> haha
03:33:18 <Jones> Well done!
03:33:25 <Bastardly_One> I am just starting at the screen thinking
03:33:29 <Jones> You must be in the shoot out in the snow?
03:33:32 <Bastardly_One> am I ever gonna hit x
03:33:33 <Jones> ahh
03:33:59 <Bastardly_One> I told you Dark Place
03:34:08 <Bastardly_One> so literally after the jeep crashes
03:34:18 <Bastardly_One> literally at the start
03:35:11 <Jones> ohhhhhh
03:35:13 <Jones> lol
03:35:23 <Jones> Just stealth it past those guards
03:35:45 <Jones> co op is not unlock for you yet, or I'd jump in with my guns and kill them all for you now
03:36:32 <Bastardly_One> I know how to go about it :P
03:36:40 <Bastardly_One> I just have to hit x and play
03:36:41 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:37:23 <Jones> haha thats the ticket
03:37:52 Quit: Jones ([email protected]) Z-Lined
03:38:17 <simba> brilliant
03:38:49 <Bastardly_One> is it a real one or a quit?
03:39:04 <Bastardly_One> looks like a Fez/Druff quit kind of one
03:39:28 <simba> hes a dickhead
03:40:09 <Bastardly_One> yeah
03:40:11 <Bastardly_One> ?
03:40:13 <[DoC]> Jones = Element
03:40:18 <Bastardly_One> he's been ok with me
03:40:22 <Bastardly_One> no way man
03:40:34 <Bastardly_One> that guy in on my PS4
03:40:43 <simba> all it takes is a couple of hahas and lols to make Bastardly_One think youre a good guy
03:40:58 Join: Ooster ([email protected]) to #melbourne
03:41:08 <Bastardly_One> oi
03:41:13 <Bastardly_One> was that legit?
03:41:15 <Bastardly_One> or a quit?
03:41:27 <simba> z line...
03:41:43 <Bastardly_One> I'm asking him
03:41:47 <Bastardly_One> he just joined
03:42:07 <simba> ok find out then post an fb update and screencap it 4 me
03:42:25 <simba> lets get to the bottom of this once and for all
03:42:52 <simba> GLEN
03:42:52 <simba> LOL
03:42:59 <Bastardly_One> you fucking idiot
03:43:06 <simba> GLEN
03:43:08 <Bastardly_One> he is pretending to be element
03:43:19 <Bastardly_One> and shads
03:43:29 <simba> he had u fooled
03:43:34 <Bastardly_One> geez that's smart with a proxy
03:43:40 <Bastardly_One> pretending to be element :P
03:44:06 <Bastardly_One> Oh Ooster
03:44:20 <Bastardly_One> I found the like to the tranny in GTA V finally
03:44:34 <Bastardly_One> turns out I hadnt loaded them to the social club
03:44:47 <Ooster> Good work hahga
03:46:43 Nick: DragonMaster is now known as DragonM|A
03:47:26 <Bastardly_One> give me a sec and I'll link it
03:47:35 <Bastardly_One> bet you haven't seen this in the game before
03:48:01 <Ooster> please
03:48:53 <Maurice> (00:40:48) (simba): all it takes is a couple of hahas and lols to make Bastardly_One think youre a good guy
03:48:55 <Maurice> Lol
03:48:56 <Maurice> Am I in
03:49:06 <Bastardly_One> hell yes
03:49:09 <Bastardly_One> http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/fS9z7ILQu0qZWL6ApGTx8A_0_0.jpg
03:49:26 <simba> Maurice : haha
03:49:46 <Maurice> Score
03:50:10 <Maurice> I think my husband is asleep in his shed, which means bed to myself
03:50:42 <simba> that means skype shows
03:51:16 <Maurice> I only text skype
03:51:38 <Bastardly_One> simba wanna GTA O?
03:52:00 <simba> never
03:52:15 <Maurice> Is that a blood type
03:52:16 <Ooster> oh god
03:52:21 <Ooster> There is really a tranny
03:52:42 <Bastardly_One> tol ya
03:52:43 <Ooster> simba since when did you get a gig in gta5?
03:52:57 <simba> ???
03:52:58 <Bastardly_One> I say it's Pieter
03:53:01 <Ooster> rofl
03:53:07 <Bastardly_One> he means Pieter in GTA V
03:53:07 <simba> r u a noob or something
03:53:16 <simba> i already beat gta v im never playing it again
03:53:18 <Ooster> I say it could be pieter too
03:53:26 <Bastardly_One> ya know the tranny I found
03:53:33 <simba> maybe if u get above level 85 i will come and beat u up
03:54:09 <Bastardly_One> if I join a specific person's crew I could level about 5 levels a day at this stage if not more
03:54:19 <Maurice> The testosterone is stong here
03:54:22 <simba> do it then
03:54:30 <Bastardly_One> I just can't join a crew who's initials are 3074
03:54:38 <Bastardly_One> that's the postcode of bogan land
03:54:52 <Bastardly_One> near couleurs
03:55:30 <Bastardly_One> like if he is part of the 3074 crew in real life
03:55:37 <Bastardly_One> the cops would love to know him
03:55:52 <Bastardly_One> there are postcode crews from the suburbs
03:55:55 <Bastardly_One> who meet to fight
03:56:50 <screwss> bonnys on an irc_op rampage 2nite
03:57:12 <simba> are the jews on the loose?
03:57:21 <Maurice> Why is this dickbag alive
03:57:40 <Bastardly_One> yeah she's a member of the Australian Nazi Party
03:57:50 <Bastardly_One> remember that night in another channel jew boy?
03:57:52 <Ooster> rofl
03:57:57 <Ooster> Big man at level 85
03:58:05 * Ooster shivers
03:58:16 <Bastardly_One> he is bragging
03:58:26 <Bastardly_One> because I was a heaps higher level than most of the players on here
03:58:37 <Bastardly_One> and he blitzed me in the space of a week
03:58:41 <screwss> what in gods name are you talking about douche_one
03:58:45 <Ooster> I've never played it haha, I'll give it a go
03:58:46 <simba> im not bragging im just setting u a challenge to make me play again
03:58:48 <simba> which i wont anyway
03:58:49 Nick: DragonM|A is now known as DragonMaster
03:58:51 <simba> cos its the same game
03:58:52 <Bastardly_One> I've gotten to my 71 levels ALL BY MYSELF
03:59:01 <screwss> and who are you calling jew boy?
03:59:09 <Bastardly_One> like I play solo online more than with people
03:59:12 <simba> Bastardly_One u bought it six months before everyone else but u suck at it so everyone over took u...
03:59:21 <Bastardly_One> not played one mision with others
03:59:25 <Bastardly_One> except the ones with you
03:59:36 <screwss> what i wouldn't give to have 15 minutes alone in a room with you you scrawny Christian cracker
03:59:50 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I play multiple games at once is half of it
04:00:02 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I am not Christian jew boy
04:00:12 <screwss> no wonder theres so much religious and cultural segregation in australia
04:00:14 <Bastardly_One> think of the opposite of Christianity
04:00:27 <screwss> satans son?
04:00:28 <Bastardly_One> and I get along with with Jews
04:00:34 <screwss> yeh?
04:00:42 <screwss> id love to see their reaction to your online posts
04:00:47 <Bastardly_One> I have the same look as them and I can speak some of the basics
04:01:08 <Bastardly_One> Oh, ready for ultimate Jew paypack story?
04:01:17 <screwss> that's amazing. if they saw how you treated me theyd show you the door
04:01:27 <Bastardly_One> I used to live in East St Kilda on the way to a synagogue
04:01:28 <screwss> payback ?
04:01:36 <screwss> can you explain payback in this context first
04:02:06 <Bastardly_One> anyway, I was sitting around with someone one day and we decided to turn my nature strip into the Gaza Strip
04:02:07 <simba> this guys whining is unbearable
04:02:24 <Bastardly_One> for that weekend I put a sign on my nature strip saying it was the Gaza Strip
04:02:33 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
04:02:34 <Bastardly_One> and watched all the jews cross the road
04:02:48 <Bastardly_One> anyway ... the local Rabbi must of be casing me all weekend
04:02:55 <Bastardly_One> I went to take the sign down on Monday
04:03:00 <Bastardly_One> and there he comes around the corner
04:03:04 <Bastardly_One> goes off his head at me
04:03:12 <Bastardly_One> and dragged me to the synagogue
04:03:23 <Bastardly_One> to learn the Tora for 3 hrs
04:03:26 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:03:31 <Bastardly_One> Jew Payback
04:04:17 <screwss> yeh theres no need to be such a tool
04:04:24 <screwss> you wouldn't put "i hate niggers" on your lwn
04:04:26 <Bastardly_One> this is was the second occassion I'd be offensive though
04:04:30 <screwss> unless your names simba
04:04:40 <Bastardly_One> I also had a straw doormate
04:04:48 <screwss> that rabbi gave you jewback
04:04:48 <simba> thats slander
04:04:49 <Bastardly_One> I took that down the corner for a day
04:04:59 <Bastardly_One> and prayed to Mecca
04:05:10 * screwss presses simba's kkk uniform for him free of charge
04:05:13 <simba> i have no problem with black people they have given me many gifts - the jews on the other hand.........
04:05:15 <screwss> bet you didn't see that one coming
04:05:20 <Bastardly_One> so he was out to get me anywy
04:05:22 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:05:27 <screwss> but that's stereotyping
04:05:33 <screwss> are we meant to give you gifts neway
04:05:39 <screwss> how many greek ppl have given u gifts
04:05:47 <Bastardly_One> you know what I hate with Jews though?
04:05:48 <simba> many
04:05:51 <simba> what are you even talking about
04:05:56 <Bastardly_One> the ones that stay Jewish for the benefits
04:05:58 <screwss> on enlighten us
04:06:01 <screwss> ye of infinite wisdom
04:06:06 <Bastardly_One> all Jews will help you out
04:06:10 <simba> dont join irc channels drunk and talk about religion
04:06:13 <screwss> the ones that stay jewish ? explain
04:06:19 <simba> its painful 4 everyone
04:06:22 <Bastardly_One> if you're in crisis just run to the synagogue
04:06:29 <Bastardly_One> and that's what I mean
04:06:38 <Bastardly_One> a lot dont take the faith seriously
04:06:48 <screwss> your full of shit you know that?
04:06:51 <Bastardly_One> they're in it for financial gain
04:06:53 <screwss> are catholics ne different?
04:07:01 <screwss> financial gain?
04:07:12 <screwss> we run to cyangog to get these massive handouts n all...
04:07:15 <Bastardly_One> yep, won't see one of those paying your rent because you're catholic
04:07:26 <Bastardly_One> but you just shot your rent money up your arm
04:07:31 <screwss> uhh
04:07:34 <Bastardly_One> or something
04:07:36 <screwss> find me one jew who gets his rent payed
04:07:44 <Bastardly_One> dude
04:07:45 <screwss> are you like totally oblivious to the world around you lol
04:07:48 <simba> u got a bit of ur dick chopped off for a bs movement how do u feel::: *pokes screwss with a mic*
04:07:57 <Bastardly_One> my little jew friend johnny used to scam other jews all the time
04:08:15 <screwss> theres jewish house, its like Ronald McDonald house or like a homeless shelter for jews to get on their feet after 2 weeks max
04:08:18 <screwss> that's all i know
04:08:36 <Bastardly_One> a halfway house I'd call it
04:08:43 <screwss> i feel lucky that i have friends like you simba
04:08:50 <Bastardly_One> like I said, I was in the thick of it all
04:08:58 <screwss> Bastardly_One: just stop now
04:09:04 <Bastardly_One> only issue I have with you guy is ... you can't fucking drive
04:09:06 <screwss> you clearly have no idea what youre talking about mate
04:09:13 <Bastardly_One> you should not be allowed on the roads
04:09:17 <screwss> you make it seem like scientology or something
04:09:27 <simba> yeah its much worse
04:09:31 <simba> a far greater evil
04:09:38 <Bastardly_One> fuckwit have you not payed attention to a word I've said?
04:09:49 <screwss> the only benefits we get are free souvoneer dreidels
04:09:49 <Bastardly_One> I've been made to understand Judaism
04:09:55 <screwss> and by the way
04:10:03 <Bastardly_One> from being a cunt towards them
04:10:05 <screwss> anyone can go to their place of worship any time they want doesn't make them any less what they are
04:10:11 <screwss> so stick that one in your pipe and smoke it
04:10:11 <Bastardly_One> you have them do their fucking festivals
04:10:21 <Bastardly_One> and vans with music outside your house
04:10:30 <Bastardly_One> from 6am time and time again
04:10:37 <screwss> so you're saying if i only go to church once a fortunight, i am NOT catholic ?
04:10:39 <Bastardly_One> and not want to be a cunt
04:10:40 <screwss> even tho i think i am?
04:10:46 <screwss> that's ur logic man! not mine
04:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a Witch
04:11:00 <simba> lollll
04:11:04 <Bastardly_One> so I'm going to hell
04:11:17 <simba> WaT makez u CaThOlIc??
04:11:42 <simba> Iz It The WaY u DiE Ur HaRe
04:11:48 <simba> Iz It TeH FaShEn ThAt U WeAr
04:12:24 Quit: Bastardly_One ([email protected]) Excess flood
04:12:36 Join: Bastardly_One ([email protected]) to #melbourne
04:12:40 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooops!
04:12:44 <Bastardly_One> flood?
04:12:45 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:12:49 <Bastardly_One> was it?
04:13:06 <Bastardly_One> y/n?
04:13:32 * screwss slaps Bastardly_One upside the back of the head
04:14:01 <screwss> btw i did listen to what you said
04:14:05 <screwss> and it sounds like crap!
04:14:09 <Bastardly_One> you clearly didn't
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04:14:30 <screwss> you put a heinously racist sign on your lawn for a week. a jewish community leader took you to school about racism
04:14:31 <Bastardly_One> the East StKilda/Caufield community
04:14:35 <Bastardly_One> was exactly like that
04:14:42 Nick: Pete is now known as Pete|A
04:14:44 <screwss> and now youre semi nice to jews but still think you know the ppl and the religion back to front after 3 hrs or somethin
04:14:47 <Bastardly_One> nuh the weekend
04:14:50 <screwss> lol
04:14:55 <screwss> its almost laugh worthy
04:14:56 <Bastardly_One> and damn right he took me to task
04:15:05 <Bastardly_One> was awesome ... and am glad he did
04:15:07 <screwss> grow up
04:15:23 <Bastardly_One> I learnt a fuck of a lot ... and I'd not know where to get a Tora if you payed me
04:15:32 <Bastardly_One> maybe their shop in Balaclava
04:15:33 <screwss> dude your 70 years old and you still need to mature up about racism
04:15:42 <screwss> lighten up with the swearing eh ?
04:15:51 <simba> screwss ur like 30 and need to stop believing in fairy tales
04:16:04 <screwss> you don't just get a tora from the corner store
04:16:31 <screwss> simba: youre the one who believes jews went in and set bombs in the world trade center durin 9 / 11 really quickly
04:16:37 <screwss> right after the planes hit
04:16:39 <simba> i use pages of the tora to package shit i send off on ebay
04:16:39 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
04:16:49 <Bastardly_One> does this cunt read what I say simba?
04:16:49 <simba> slander 2
04:16:54 <screwss> and that the holocaust never happened (*cough mel Gibson cough*)
04:16:56 <Bastardly_One> am I actually attacking here?
04:17:05 <simba> slander 3
04:17:17 <screwss> balaclava ?
04:17:23 <screwss> is that a suburb in melbourne
04:17:31 <Bastardly_One> nuh its in china
04:17:34 <Bastardly_One> yes it is
04:17:51 <Bastardly_One> East St Kilda/Balaclava
04:18:06 <Bastardly_One> John Saffran territory
04:18:21 <Bastardly_One> who incidently was a neighbour and had a really hot g/f
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04:23:42 Nick: matrix[a] is now known as matrix
04:24:09 <matrix> morning ppl
04:24:20 <matrix> and Bq
04:24:24 <matrix> B1*
04:24:37 <Bastardly_One> morning
04:24:49 <matrix> how you b
04:25:25 <matrix> ?
04:25:34 <Bastardly_One> yeah not bad
04:25:42 <Bastardly_One> and lol @ screwss you fucking idiot
04:25:52 <Bastardly_One> I hope she z-lines you for harrassing her
04:25:55 <screwss> yeh? howcome
04:25:59 <screwss> her being?
04:26:09 <screwss> you bonny
04:26:09 <Bastardly_One> or gets her nazi party mates on to you
04:26:11 <screwss> oh
04:26:14 <Bastardly_One> Bonny ... yeah
04:26:21 <screwss> yeh
04:26:26 <screwss> i invite her to z line me
04:26:33 <matrix> screwss you dont want to mess with bonny
04:26:38 <screwss> we'll see what dance she will be doing after i report her tho
04:26:49 <matrix> you have nothing to report her on
04:26:52 <screwss> matrix: ill mess with that fat tyrant anytime i like
04:26:58 <screwss> abuse of ircop powers
04:27:08 <screwss> you can abuse op power, you can abuse ircop power
04:27:09 <matrix> depends what you said to her really
04:27:10 <screwss> cant*
04:27:14 <screwss> fuck
04:27:16 <screwss> nothing
04:27:18 <matrix> IRC is not a right
04:27:23 <screwss> i was just like i disagree with you muting #cats
04:27:24 <matrix> it is a privilege
04:27:31 <matrix> one of the terms and conditions
04:27:35 <screwss> i dno about that ....
04:27:36 <matrix> is you can be removed at anytime
04:27:50 <screwss> we all pay our internet, then pay our taxes after that
04:28:06 <matrix> IRC is nothing to do with paying for internet
04:28:12 <matrix> you come here, use the servers for free
04:30:18 <screwss> i don't understand why its so free and liberal until bonny decides to put her foot down cuz it doesn't agree with her reality
04:30:28 <screwss> im allowed to say whatever she wants shes of course allowed to ban me
04:30:41 <Bastardly_One> wanna bet?
04:30:46 <screwss> but i can disagree with the ridiculous overly sanctimonious methodology some of the leaders here might have
04:30:53 <Bastardly_One> She is getting her Panzer tank ready now
04:31:05 <screwss> my main channel is muted because of her because..... nobody can actually really explain why
04:31:10 <Bastardly_One> she is gonna crush you and every other jew with her nazi power
04:31:15 <screwss> panzer tank., hahaha
04:31:23 <screwss> too bad they were annihilated by the end of the war
04:31:35 <screwss> great. say nazi one more time your on ignore
04:31:50 <matrix> screwss the sooner you learn IRC is a Privelege and not a right
04:31:58 <Bastardly_One> as if you could put anyone on ignore
04:32:18 <matrix> the sooner you will be happy
04:32:18 <matrix> The IRC Ops, even the network owner
04:32:18 <matrix> can remove ppl as they see fit
04:32:37 <matrix> ignoring people will not help your issue
04:32:44 <matrix> make peace with bonny
04:33:01 <matrix> and maybe you have half a chance of surviving, if you choose to make IRC your life
04:34:14 <screwss> reminds me of the knifebunny days
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04:34:42 <matrix> knifebunny was ok mostly
04:34:51 <matrix> I never had an issue with knifebunny at all
04:34:51 <screwss> your joking right?
04:34:52 <screwss> reminds me of the knifebunny days
04:34:56 <matrix> nope
04:34:58 <screwss> 04:32 matrix and maybe you have half a chance of surviving, if you choose to make IRC your life
04:35:03 <matrix> knifebunny was always fine with me
04:35:04 <screwss> dude unlike you i aint planning on making irc my life
04:35:23 <matrix> well, then you need not worry if you get banned or not :-)
04:35:31 <matrix> have a good life
04:35:54 <screwss> so in other words
04:36:02 <screwss> in order not to get banned, i must make irc my life
04:36:04 <screwss> is that what your telling me
04:36:07 <screwss> that's what it sounds like
04:36:18 <matrix> whatever man
04:36:30 <matrix> I give up your logic is obviously superior to mine
04:36:30 <screwss> yeh of course lol typical
04:36:41 <screwss> this is exactly your logic and you refuse to explain it to me
04:36:46 <screwss> why do you refuse to explain it to me
04:36:54 <matrix> I said to make peace man
04:37:00 <screwss> 04:32 matrix and maybe you have half a chance of surviving, if you choose to make IRC your life
04:37:00 <matrix> you dont want to do that, not my issue
04:37:07 <screwss> 04:34 screwss dude unlike you i aint planning on making irc my life
04:37:12 <matrix> I have wasted too much time on you already
04:37:12 <screwss> 04:35 matrix well, then you need not worry if you get banned or no
04:37:16 <screwss> so flip that around
04:37:24 <screwss> i have to make irc my life so to not get banned>?
04:37:33 <screwss> im just getting warmed up
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04:37:53 <matrix> at 4:35 am, yo can warm up all you like lol
04:37:57 <matrix> night night
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04:39:55 * grem smirks
04:40:07 <matrix> hello grem
04:40:09 <Bonny> oh there you are lol
04:40:29 <grem> whos where
04:40:30 <grem> hi matrix
04:40:42 <matrix> I see you hiding amongst the commoners
04:40:43 <Bonny> you here
04:40:50 <matrix> god spelling .....
04:40:51 <grem> playin daoc :)
04:41:00 <grem> meh
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04:44:06 <Bastardly_One> that was ... fun
04:48:08 <matrix> what did you do?
04:51:57 <Bastardly_One> oh the moment has passed
04:52:00 <Bastardly_One> nevermind
04:52:12 <matrix> it probably has
04:52:22 <matrix> especially if it had anything to do with screwss
04:53:10 <Bonny> b1.. you're my no. 1 recruit in my australian nazy party lol
04:53:22 <Bonny> naI*
04:53:29 <Bonny> nazi*
04:53:38 <Bastardly_One> duh
04:53:46 <Bonny> lol
04:53:52 <Bonny> can't even spell it lol
04:53:56 <Bastardly_One> is there actually such a political party?
04:54:05 <Bonny> no idea
04:54:11 <Bastardly_One> ditto
04:54:20 <Bonny> in greece they have a nazi party called the golden dawn
04:54:36 <Bastardly_One> yeah
04:54:49 <Bonny> yeah they follow the nazi philosophy
04:55:01 <Bastardly_One> based around the religious doctrines of the Golden Dawn too I'm led to believe
04:55:11 <Bonny> prolly
04:55:48 <Bastardly_One> I finally found my TOASTER!
04:55:53 <Bastardly_One> after almost a year
04:55:53 <Bonny> lol
04:55:58 <Bonny> where was it?
04:56:01 <matrix> Well that has to be good
04:56:05 <Bastardly_One> in a box
04:56:07 <Bonny> lol
04:56:08 <matrix> lol
04:56:11 <Bonny> not my box I hope lol
04:56:12 <Bastardly_One> I'm like wtf?
04:56:19 <Bastardly_One> lol ... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
04:56:22 <Bonny> lol
04:56:24 <matrix> I suppsoe you put it there for a reason
04:56:32 <Bonny> yeah he moved
04:56:35 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I moved here
04:56:36 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:56:37 <Bonny> lol
04:56:38 <Bastardly_One> ^
04:57:08 <matrix> as good a reason as any
04:57:08 <Bastardly_One> so first thing I do is ring my sister and say sorry
04:57:13 <Bastardly_One> she is like wtf?
04:57:20 <matrix> you didnt accuse her did you ???
04:57:23 <Bastardly_One> I'm like, I finally found the toaster you stole
04:57:29 <matrix> lol
04:57:36 <Bonny> lol
04:57:59 <Bastardly_One> this toaster has seen a lot
04:58:30 <Bastardly_One> it's been through 10 plus years of hardcore action
04:58:44 <Bonny> you didn't stick your dick in it?
04:58:50 <Bastardly_One> and if it could talk
04:58:50 <Bonny> did you?
04:58:57 <Bonny> toasted dick
04:59:01 <Bastardly_One> it'll tell you some stuff
04:59:02 <Bastardly_One> not yet
04:59:05 <Bonny> lol
04:59:05 <matrix> dont tempt him
04:59:09 <Bastardly_One> hasn't been that cold since I found it
04:59:15 <matrix> lol
04:59:17 <Bastardly_One> only found it today
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04:59:26 <Bastardly_One> I'm like ... score!
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04:59:40 <Bastardly_One> My housemate is like ... it's only a toaster
04:59:41 <matrix> score on multiple levels by sound of it
04:59:47 <Bastardly_One> I'm like that's the fucking point!
04:59:51 <Bastardly_One> it is a TOASTER!
05:00:16 <matrix> could of bought one for 20 bucks
05:00:18 <Bastardly_One> think my son feels second best now
05:00:20 <Bastardly_One> to a toaster
05:00:21 <Bastardly_One> heh
05:00:22 <matrix> but good you found yours
05:00:29 <Bastardly_One> yeah I could of but
05:00:33 <Bastardly_One> I have this issue here
05:00:43 <matrix> you knew you had one
05:00:46 <Bastardly_One> I won't buy anything the housemate will get more use of out than I
05:00:52 <matrix> ahhh
05:01:00 <Bastardly_One> or that he could buy himself but hasn't
05:01:02 <matrix> so your housemate toasts more than you
05:01:07 <Bastardly_One> the guy is a professional BOT
05:01:13 <matrix> even after you did multiple things to the toaster
05:01:22 <Bastardly_One> more like he has no money and lives off bread for the fortnight half the time
05:01:35 <matrix> ahhhh
05:01:38 <Bastardly_One> yeah I reckon if I remove the crumb tray
05:01:42 <Bastardly_One> I might get it in there
05:01:48 <Bastardly_One> I mean, stfu
05:02:01 <matrix> he will want the crumbs
05:02:02 <Bastardly_One> the guy is 52 right
05:02:10 <matrix> they will last him another day
05:02:11 <Bastardly_One> and all the things I hate about myself
05:02:21 <Bastardly_One> or did hate and have improved
05:02:26 <Bastardly_One> he is ... if that makes sense
05:02:49 <Bastardly_One> I seriously am a superior human in comparison
05:02:52 <matrix> he is all the things you use to be when you were a piece of crap??
05:03:01 <Bastardly_One> yep, IMO
05:03:03 <Bonny> it's prolly why you're able to share with him and still there
05:03:10 <matrix> yeah
05:03:17 <Bastardly_One> yes and no Bonny
05:03:22 <matrix> B1 honestly, dont think you could share with anyone else
05:03:31 <Bastardly_One> I still say I love the place and location
05:03:38 <Bastardly_One> and I can handle him
05:03:48 <Bonny> that's what I mean.. you're able to handle him..
05:03:52 <Bastardly_One> but if he dropped dead tomorrow I dunno if I'd care that much
05:03:55 <Bastardly_One> I'd think
05:04:01 <Bonny> if he wasn't like you were you wouldn't have been able to tolerate him
05:04:06 <Bastardly_One> well, at least I'l get a full pack of cigs to myself
05:04:15 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, yeah for sure
05:04:32 <Bastardly_One> and that fucking habit he had and I reckon occassionally slips but can't prove it
05:04:54 <Bastardly_One> I still resent being lulled in by the straight guy act
05:04:56 <Bonny> noone is perfect
05:05:07 <Bastardly_One> yeah accidents happen
05:05:10 <Bonny> yup
05:05:20 <matrix> b1 could be worse
05:05:24 <Bonny> yup
05:05:30 <Bastardly_One> a fuck of a lot worse
05:05:35 <matrix> yup
05:05:42 <matrix> straight or otherwise
05:05:46 <Bastardly_One> he's alright ... except the rest of the house is his apart from my bedroom and my office
05:05:47 <Bonny> is he gay?
05:05:49 <matrix> you're stuck with him
05:05:55 <Bastardly_One> lucky I have no social life is all I have to say
05:05:56 <Bastardly_One> nuh
05:06:07 <Bastardly_One> but like me ... he could definitely give off that impression
05:06:15 <Bonny> k
05:06:22 <Bastardly_One> think it's the star sign
05:06:32 <matrix> Star sings mean little really
05:06:33 <Bastardly_One> lol ... a lot of virgo males do give off that impression
05:06:40 <Bastardly_One> as a lot aren't very blokey
05:06:53 <matrix> ok but I am an aries
05:06:55 <matrix> so meh
05:07:03 <Bonny> you could get blokey type of guys that are gay
05:07:08 <Bastardly_One> Oh!
05:07:12 <Bonny> you can't really generalise them
05:07:20 <Bastardly_One> I had a great friend, biggest bogan in the world
05:07:21 <matrix> agree with Bonny, for once
05:07:29 <Bastardly_One> from Dandy and wore flannies and alll
05:07:32 <Bastardly_One> yet
05:07:38 <Bonny> and he was gay
05:07:47 <Bastardly_One> as gay as gay can possibly be
05:07:51 <Bastardly_One> raging homo
05:07:51 <Bonny> there ya go
05:07:53 <Bonny> lol
05:08:03 <Bastardly_One> used to love getting wasted when we were out
05:08:05 <Bonny> I like gay ppl.. I have no problem with that
05:08:13 <Bastardly_One> and purposely coming up to me and kissing me
05:08:14 <matrix> ITs what's on the inside that counts as they say
05:08:19 <Bonny> yup
05:08:20 <Bastardly_One> just put me off
05:08:21 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:08:23 <Bonny> and they're great ppl
05:08:32 <Bonny> my best friend is a lesbian
05:08:37 <matrix> most wont kiss you for no reason
05:08:41 <Bastardly_One> I was a straight guy promoting a gay alternative club
05:08:53 <Bastardly_One> and he used to always come up to me while I was spaced out
05:09:01 <Bastardly_One> and kiss me, see my face
05:09:06 <Bastardly_One> and walk off pissing himself laughing
05:09:09 <Bastardly_One> cunt
05:09:09 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:09:19 <Bastardly_One> wonder where he is in life these days
05:09:23 <Bonny> I took an ex boyfriend to a gay club one night to meet my best friend.. he had his back against the wall all night lol
05:09:25 <Bastardly_One> funniest bogan I've ever met
05:09:33 <Bonny> and I had him minding my handbag while I danced lol
05:09:54 <Bastardly_One> he had a typical gay name too
05:09:57 <Bastardly_One> Daryl
05:10:02 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:10:13 <Bastardly_One> Dazza the bum Razza
05:10:28 <Bonny> Daryl is a typical bogan name
05:10:48 <matrix> I'm off ppl
05:10:49 <matrix> take care
05:10:53 <Bastardly_One> cya
05:10:54 <Bonny> night
05:11:15 <Bastardly_One> brb
05:11:19 <Bastardly_One> gotta go bash on a wall
05:11:27 <Bonny> uhuh
05:11:37 <Bastardly_One> this possum is trying to redesign the house again
05:11:47 <Bonny> you need to call the possum man
05:11:52 Nick: matrix is now known as matrix[a]
05:12:07 <Bastardly_One> My housemate needs to tell the fucking real estate to do so
05:12:10 <Bastardly_One> I agree
05:12:12 <Bonny> true
05:12:16 <Bonny> he is so slack
05:12:23 <Bastardly_One> and it is the same possum I've complained about since I got here
05:12:25 <Bastardly_One> brb
05:12:29 <Bonny> k
05:12:34 <Bastardly_One> I can reach where it is right now
05:12:40 <Bastardly_One> and it's really loud
05:12:41 <Bonny> lol
05:12:48 <Bonny> I know how loud they can be
05:13:43 <Bastardly_One> hah!
05:13:49 <Bastardly_One> it must of shit itself
05:13:51 <Bonny> lol
05:13:53 <Bastardly_One> hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss
05:13:57 <Bastardly_One> that was funny
05:14:02 <Bonny> lol
05:14:05 <Bonny> poor possum
05:14:09 <Bonny> prolly stuck there
05:14:25 <Bonny> doesn't know how to get out
05:14:31 <Bastardly_One> nuh it's all over the place
05:14:47 <Bastardly_One> as in different parts of the roof at different times
05:14:47 <Bonny> yeah stuck inside the house.. no nourishment
05:15:00 <Bastardly_One> and I swear it has been here for months
05:15:11 <Bonny> prolly
05:15:17 <Bastardly_One> yeah well if suddenly we get the smell of dead possums
05:15:22 <Bonny> ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
05:15:31 <Bastardly_One> no-one to blame but a fuckwit that hasn't told the real estate is there?
05:15:41 <Bonny> yeah you need to do that
05:15:49 <Bonny> can't you ring the agent?
05:15:51 <Bastardly_One> I've had an interesting offer already
05:15:54 <Bonny> ??
05:15:57 <Bastardly_One> nuh I'm not on the lease
05:16:00 <Bonny> ahh ok
05:16:06 <Bastardly_One> yeah the ex ... through PHAMS
05:16:14 <Bonny> oh yeah?
05:16:16 <Bastardly_One> she can get a 3 bedroom place
05:16:21 <Bastardly_One> automatically
05:16:26 <Bastardly_One> no way Jose
05:16:33 <Bastardly_One> never in a billion years
05:16:43 <Bonny> public housing?
05:16:59 <Bastardly_One> part of her list of conditions is being too needy and possessive even in friendships
05:17:01 <Bastardly_One> yah
05:17:08 <Bonny> ahh ok
05:17:14 <Bastardly_One> never in a billion years
05:17:18 <Bonny> I wouldn't either
05:17:33 <Bonny> now that labour is the govt.. I might have a chance in moving out
05:17:41 <Bastardly_One> hah!
05:17:45 <Bonny> :)
05:18:03 <Bastardly_One> thing is Naphine wasn't impressed with the Federal decisions either
05:18:10 <Bonny> nup
05:18:16 <Bonny> noone is
05:18:20 <Bastardly_One> we were still going to get the concessions our state always has
05:18:26 <Bonny> and joe hockey doesn't help.. he is worse
05:18:36 <Bastardly_One> I think he just copped plain old Abbott backlash
05:18:49 <Bastardly_One> I saw his opposition and listened to him
05:18:54 <Bonny> abbott didn't even come to victoria to support naphine
05:18:57 <Bastardly_One> and was like ... you've no fucking idea kid
05:19:19 <Bastardly_One> so, my theory is that's all naphine suffered
05:19:36 <Bastardly_One> it's like on a Federal level
05:19:41 <Bastardly_One> Shorten has no clue
05:19:59 <Bastardly_One> yet have an election tomorrow and he'd be in power
05:19:59 <Bonny> actually I think shorten is better than the most that are in parliament
05:20:07 <Bonny> of course he will be
05:20:09 <Bastardly_One> he still has no clue
05:20:18 <Bonny> they are all puppets
05:20:29 <Bastardly_One> ya know the best person in politics?
05:20:36 <Bastardly_One> Malcom Turnball
05:20:37 <Bonny> the only best leader that did anything was gough whitlam
05:20:47 <Bastardly_One> he should do a coup de tah on Abbot
05:20:57 <Bastardly_One> like Gillard did
05:21:20 <Bonny> liberal will lose the next election no matter what
05:21:24 <Bastardly_One> Turnball is the least conservative liberal ever
05:21:36 <Bastardly_One> which is interesting because apparently he started as a labour man
05:21:48 <Bonny> uhuh
05:22:15 <Bastardly_One> wouldnt catch him saying he wanted to smash putin in the mouth
05:22:23 <Bonny> lol
05:22:26 <Bastardly_One> or tasmania is now china
05:22:37 <Bonny> shirt front him lol
05:22:41 <Bastardly_One> though I reckon he was tipsy then he said that
05:22:45 <Bastardly_One> the china thing
05:22:49 <Bonny> lol
05:22:56 <Bastardly_One> did you read about that?
05:23:08 <Bonny> nah I didn't
05:23:12 <Bastardly_One> he was with the leader of China
05:23:16 <Bonny> ahhh ok
05:23:25 <Bastardly_One> and they signed some agreement
05:23:30 <Bonny> yeah free trade
05:23:33 <Bastardly_One> and he was doing a speech at a dinner
05:23:34 <Bastardly_One> yeah
05:23:41 <Bastardly_One> and called china tasmania
05:23:44 <Bonny> lol
05:23:54 <Bonny> typical embarrassing abbott
05:24:03 <Bastardly_One> I reckon he was concentrating on that was the last stop on the china dude's tour
05:24:16 <Bonny> prolly
05:24:17 <Bastardly_One> and just plain old champers fucked
05:24:24 <Bonny> lol
05:24:27 <Bastardly_One> that stuff does get ya if you're tired
05:24:31 <Bonny> true
05:24:32 <Bastardly_One> even one or two of them
05:25:04 <Bastardly_One> so, I forgive him for that
05:25:11 <Bastardly_One> but that was the week after G20 too
05:25:17 <Bastardly_One> so he was probably stressed to hell
05:25:31 <Bonny> if he can't handle his liquor, he shouldn't be drinking lol
05:25:40 <Bastardly_One> imagine that entire weekend watching his back for KGB agents
05:25:43 <Bastardly_One> :P
05:25:57 <Bonny> putin had positive things to say about oz
05:26:27 <Bastardly_One> he is the best leader russia has ever had in modern history
05:26:37 <Bastardly_One> he is charasmatic, says the right things
05:26:38 <Bonny> yup apart from the sanctions
05:26:42 <Bastardly_One> does the right things
05:26:47 <Bastardly_One> and takes no shit ever
05:27:27 <Bastardly_One> and being ex uber KBG can do shit himself
05:27:36 <Bastardly_One> I reckon one day you'll see in the news
05:27:48 <Bastardly_One> where he's kung fu'ed some other leader
05:27:56 <Bastardly_One> who really really pissed him off
05:27:56 <Bonny> lol
05:28:08 <Bonny> he seems to have a lot of patience
05:28:36 <Bastardly_One> of course ... he's leader of one of the 3 world's superpowers
05:28:44 <Bonny> 2nd
05:28:56 <Bastardly_One> one of three I said :P
05:29:02 <Bastardly_One> the other 2 being China and the US
05:29:03 <Bonny> uhuh
05:29:05 <Bonny> well he is 2nd
05:29:11 <Bonny> us first
05:29:13 <Bonny> and china 3rd
05:29:16 <Bastardly_One> yah in reverse order
05:29:17 <Bastardly_One> yep
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05:29:40 <Bonny> anyway I'm off to bed.. night night
05:29:46 <Bastardly_One> night :)
05:29:55 <Bonny> :)
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06:39:48 <emiraculi> Egh.
06:39:56 <emiraculi> Sun's up.
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06:52:24 <TheDarkTruth> it seems to be persisting too....
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08:40:25 <mrwuf> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/internet-security/11259250/Facebook-can-gain-direct-access-to-your-mobile-and-take-pictures-or-make-videos-at-any-time-MPs-warn.html
08:42:21 <mrwuf> not really news I guess, fairly well known
08:43:03 <mrwuf> A cricket umpire has been killed after being struck by a ball on Saturday in Israel, so soon after Phillip Hughes's death.
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09:12:22 <Sunbeam> hi everyone :)
09:12:55 <mrwuf> morning
09:13:13 <Sunbeam> hi mrwuf :)
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09:21:03 <Bastardly_One> pies? yes, we have pies!
09:21:17 <Bastardly_One> not exactly breakfast food but do I seem like I care?
09:25:06 <Sunbeam> hey Bastardly_One :)
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09:31:20 <Bastardly_One> hey :)
09:33:03 <Sunbeam> hi frayedknot :)
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09:33:10 <frayedknot> hey Sunbeam
09:33:35 <Sunbeam> hi Lish :)
09:34:00 <Lish> Hey it's too early
09:34:03 <Lish> I'm dying
09:34:43 <Lish> Didn't get home till 3
09:42:39 <beagle> i hope this summer aint too hot
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09:49:54 <zaim> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=445_1417246034
09:50:01 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Some real life police academy shit (Date: Nov-27-2014, 15 hours ago) - Views: 41127 - Played: 32977
09:54:36 <mrwuf> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ccc_1417261513
09:54:42 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Insane Storm Hits Brisbane (vertical video) (Date: Nov-27-2014, 11 hours ago) - Views: 10169 - Played: 8696
09:57:40 <zaim> thats insane
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10:19:07 <mrwuf> http://www.dailydot.com/politics/cleveland-police-ripa-journalist-sources/?tw=dd
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10:36:58 <Fez> Yo
10:40:33 <Sunbeam> Yo-Yo
10:41:01 <Fez> Yo yo yo wassssuuup
10:41:12 <StrykerX> I had a nightmare last night
10:41:20 <StrykerX> I dreamed that Labor won the election.
10:41:26 <StrykerX> :(
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10:42:47 <Sunbeam> lol
10:42:54 <Sunbeam> hi hi hi
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11:09:53 <StrykerX> Is it too early for a beer?
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11:10:57 <Nikky`> If you have to ask, it probably is
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11:12:01 <StrykerX> Eh
11:12:06 <StrykerX> It's 5pm somewhere in the USA
11:12:42 <TokenDaRing> it's a Sunday
11:12:44 <TokenDaRing> it's never too early
11:13:52 <StrykerX> True.
11:14:13 <TokenDaRing> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-30/police-negotiate-with-armed-man-in-brisbanes-west/5928724
11:14:14 <TokenDaRing> wow
11:14:15 <TokenDaRing> some fucking people
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11:16:54 <StrykerX> Wow.
11:16:58 <TokenDaRing> thing is
11:17:04 <TokenDaRing> I can see Christopher doing that some day
11:17:16 <StrykerX> If the voices tell him to, yeah.
11:17:38 <TokenDaRing> grabs a machete "You fucking cops drugged me, she raped me, gave me shrooms!"
11:18:03 <StrykerX> Hahahah yup
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11:19:24 <StrykerX> Hello British^Meat
11:19:53 <British^Meat> indeed, extended greetings to all across the realm
11:22:13 <mrwuf> I'm tempted to buy some cc n dry cans
11:22:36 <mrwuf> 6pk 20$
11:22:46 <TokenDaRing> cool story bro
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11:23:42 <mrwuf> they cost $9.50!!!! each at the pub
11:23:58 <TokenDaRing> that must be a lot for someone with no source of income
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11:31:59 * StrykerX is inejoying a coldie
11:32:06 <StrykerX> Er
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11:32:12 <StrykerX> Enjoying*
11:32:29 <StrykerX> DSP must pay better than I thought.
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11:33:16 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: he isn't on DSP
11:33:35 <TokenDaRing> he was on the dole, but when Centrelink told him he had to do work for the dole, he refused and now gets nothing
11:34:14 <StrykerX> Oh
11:34:32 <StrykerX> Even lower than a DSP junkie
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11:36:16 <Bastardly_One> Jones
11:36:17 <Bastardly_One> oi
11:36:27 <Fez> Hi b1
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11:36:46 <Fez> You i asked you a question
11:37:21 <British^Meat> poor awolf is probably upset that he chose to act a fool when he first joined irc, everyone feels very aprehensive about trying to chat normally with him. Happened to Saemon also. I dont know how u can fix this awolf :(
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11:37:37 <StrykerX> He can retire from IRC
11:37:39 <StrykerX> That's about it.
11:37:47 <TokenDaRing> he could focus on getting a job
11:37:51 <TokenDaRing> instead of IRC
11:38:09 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmm
11:38:12 <British^Meat> both fine points
11:38:31 <StrykerX> He won't though. For him to be forced into W4D, he has to be have been on the dole for a bit.
11:38:36 <TokenDaRing> like if he got himself a job, became a productive member of society
11:38:39 <StrykerX> Clearly has no intention to work.
11:38:41 <TokenDaRing> I might have some respect for him
11:38:47 <StrykerX> Yeah.
11:38:59 <StrykerX> Even if people are struggling
11:39:00 <StrykerX> But work
11:39:04 <StrykerX> They still deserve respect.
11:39:11 <TokenDaRing> but as it is, he's content to be nothing but a leech on his mother
11:39:29 <StrykerX> Is this true, mrwuf?
11:39:36 <StrykerX> You leech off your mother instead of working
11:40:13 <TokenDaRing> he thinks it's smart, because he doesn't have to spend all that time working and paying bills
11:40:23 <TokenDaRing> this way he can just sit around and enjoy his life and do nothing
11:40:48 <StrykerX> What happens when his poor mother is too old to work and is on the Aged pension?
11:41:03 <StrykerX> He'll leech all that too?
11:41:04 <British^Meat> i dunno why ppl would want to live with thier mummy and daddy past 20yrs old
11:41:12 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat: me either
11:41:19 <StrykerX> Neither
11:41:25 <TokenDaRing> it'd be fairly embarassing when you're going out with a girl and bring her home
11:41:27 <StrykerX> Living away from home is awesome.
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11:41:48 <StrykerX> "Don't be too loud.. You'll wake my parents"
11:41:50 <StrykerX> :/
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11:42:33 <StrykerX> mrwuf, is your bedroom near your mothers?
11:42:45 <StrykerX> If so, I hope you don't bring girls home.
11:42:59 <TokenDaRing> he takes them on first class dates to KFC
11:43:47 <StrykerX> Big spender.
11:43:54 <StrykerX> Mum got a payrise obviously.
11:44:02 <StrykerX> Moved up from Maccas.
11:44:55 <TokenDaRing> I'm waiting for him to call us beta
11:45:03 <TokenDaRing> and how unhappy we are
11:45:25 <StrykerX> It's coming.
11:45:34 <TokenDaRing> and the pending psychoanalysis
11:45:47 <StrykerX> His lack of reply suggests mummy told him to get off his arse and have a shower for once.
11:45:49 <TokenDaRing> from renowned psychological expert mrwuf
11:46:15 <StrykerX> He has a psychology degree?
11:46:18 <TokenDaRing> no
11:46:25 <TokenDaRing> he just likes to psychoanalyse things
11:46:27 <StrykerX> He's in no position to comment then.
11:46:28 <TokenDaRing> or try to
11:46:39 <TokenDaRing> well
11:46:51 <StrykerX> I'm only a first year psych student. Even I have more ability than he.
11:46:51 <TokenDaRing> I guess you could say he graduated from the University of Wikipedia
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11:47:45 <StrykerX> Just as classy as the KFC dates mrwuf
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11:49:06 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, is he not replying because he is analyzing us?
11:49:08 <TokenDaRing> he tips his fedora at ladies as he walks past
11:49:21 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: either that, or he's trying to block us out by watching anime
11:49:30 <StrykerX> Oh. Most likely option 2.
11:49:53 <StrykerX> I'm over dole bludgers.
11:49:56 <TokenDaRing> he's the sort of person who likes to ignore anything he doesn't like in his life, so he's made his own universe to exist in
11:50:09 <StrykerX> I wish Abbott would get his arse into gear and owned their lives.
11:50:19 <StrykerX> own*
11:50:29 <Fez> Sean abbott?
11:50:38 <StrykerX> Tony Abbott.
11:51:01 <Fez> Golem for pm
11:51:08 <mrwuf> are the fail males massing
11:51:13 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
11:51:13 <Fez> Vote #1
11:51:14 <TokenDaRing> there we go
11:51:16 <StrykerX> Pauline Hanson for PM.
11:51:21 <TokenDaRing> mrwuf, predictable as ever
11:51:53 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: the only thing that'll make mrwuf get off his arse is when his mother dies from the shame of having him as her son
11:51:55 <StrykerX> mrwuf, do you do cashies or purely leech off mummy?
11:51:58 <mrwuf> very brave when anonymous most likely giant cowards in real life
11:51:59 <Fez> If fail males are massing why have you joined mrwuf
11:52:11 <Fez> Are you a 'fail male'
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11:52:43 <StrykerX> I've just had a more logical action from my son than mrwuf
11:52:48 <StrykerX> Brb changing a nappy.
11:53:13 <mrwuf> hey if you need to pick on someone to feel better about being yourself feel free to choose me
11:53:29 <TokenDaRing> standard mrwuf response
11:53:46 <mrwuf> Im used to jealousy
11:53:50 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
11:53:52 <Fez> Can u answer myquestion mrwuf
11:53:55 <TokenDaRing> no one is jealous of you, awolf
11:54:14 <TokenDaRing> you'd have to have something to be jealous of
11:54:20 <Fez> Or u just gunna crap on about crap
11:54:34 <TokenDaRing> Fez: he's just going to piss his made up psychobabble around
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11:55:03 <Fez> Hepicked on you by calling you a fail male
11:55:15 <TokenDaRing> yeah
11:55:19 <TokenDaRing> he's jealous of me
11:55:27 <TokenDaRing> jealous that I have a career, a home of my own, a fiancee
11:55:28 <TokenDaRing> money
11:55:33 <bee_girl> Morning!
11:55:40 <Fez> He should go do something
11:55:51 <TokenDaRing> but that'd interrupt his watching Naruto
11:55:52 <Fez> Like anything but irc
11:55:59 <mrwuf> morning bee_girl
11:56:11 <bee_girl> Hey mrwuf how's ur morning?
11:56:43 <TokenDaRing> I mean he's in his 30's living at home
11:56:44 <mrwuf> wonderful, I've done my sit-ups, helped with the gardening now Im enjoying a cc n dry, just another day in paradise, n u
11:56:45 <Fez> Good morning
11:56:46 <TokenDaRing> how fucking sad is that
11:57:07 <Fez> A lot of people do
11:57:16 <Fez> Its hard out there
11:57:20 <TokenDaRing> really?
11:57:24 <TokenDaRing> I can't imagine that
11:57:30 <TokenDaRing> it's not hard to even have a sharehouse at least
11:57:34 <TokenDaRing> that's a stepup from living at home
11:57:36 <bee_girl> Cc?
11:57:58 <bee_girl> I'm at my mums getting ready to go home - all I have mustered is making myself
11:58:01 <mrwuf> canadian club
11:58:05 <bee_girl> Some breakfast and chatting with mum
11:58:06 <mrwuf> hehe
11:58:08 <bee_girl> Ah I see
11:58:12 <TokenDaRing> mrwuf I thought you never have alcohol now
11:58:18 <TokenDaRing> weren't you bragging that the other day?
11:58:34 <mrwuf> did u c another cricketer got whacked in the head and died, in Israel this time
11:58:42 <Fez> No
11:58:50 <Fez> He was an umpire
11:59:01 <Fez> Not a cricketer
11:59:07 <mrwuf> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-30/umpire-dies-after-being-struck-by-cricket-ball/5928714
11:59:11 <Fez> Yes
11:59:14 <Fez> Umpire
11:59:29 <Fez> Run along now
12:00:00 <zaim> is that story real?
12:00:17 <StrykerX> Righto, back.
12:00:55 <mrwuf> don't pay the miserable ones any attention, they lack the courage to confront their problems so choose to come onto online communities and attack strangers anonymously
12:01:11 <StrykerX> mrwuf, how's your mothers bank account? Drained it yet chief?
12:01:14 <mrwuf> focus on the beauty
12:01:33 <Fez> Are you picking on us to make yourself feel better?
12:01:36 <Fez> You
12:01:38 <Fez> Sad
12:01:42 <Fez> Fuck
12:01:54 <bee_girl> Nice team
12:01:58 <bee_girl> Settle down huh
12:02:24 <mrwuf> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-30/police-negotiate-with-armed-man-in-brisbanes-west/5928724
12:02:29 <StrykerX> Fez, who's picking?
12:02:34 <TokenDaRing> mrwuf is picking on us
12:02:37 <Fez> Mrwuf is
12:02:41 <TokenDaRing> because he's jealous that we have jobs and lives
12:02:46 <TokenDaRing> and live out of home
12:03:11 <TokenDaRing> he's obviously cranky, his mother must have told him to clean his mess
12:03:38 <Fez> She asked him to do the dishes for once
12:04:08 <StrykerX> His yearly task
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12:04:13 <TokenDaRing> "BUT MUM I'M WATCHING NARUTO!!!!"
12:04:14 <StrykerX> And he rages.
12:04:29 <Fez> Mrwuf do you have a list of chores you have to do ?
12:04:34 <StrykerX> i picture mrwuf to be like Cartman, minus the friends.
12:04:50 <mrwuf> I think what your doing is pathetic and speaks volumes about your nature
12:04:53 <StrykerX> "muuuuuum, I need this"
12:05:04 <StrykerX> "Muuuumm... The IRC people are picking on me"
12:05:14 <TokenDaRing> http://i.imgur.com/BdNf5Zw.jpg <- awolf
12:05:19 <Fez> Mrwuf... do you have a list of chores you have to do?
12:05:20 <British^Meat> yes sadly these days Mrwuf has just fallen into the category of "say something daft in order to engage a response" style of chatter
12:05:42 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, that was before his latest binge.
12:05:43 <mrwuf> yes I am unpopular amongst the homosexuals, the alcoholics and the drug abusers
12:05:51 <Fez> Aaah
12:05:55 <TokenDaRing> there we go
12:06:00 <StrykerX> Yup.
12:06:05 <TokenDaRing> he's calling us alcho's while downing Canadian Club
12:06:06 <Fez> He avoids all questions he is asked
12:06:09 <mrwuf> my mere presence makes them feel inadequate as males
12:06:12 <TokenDaRing> hypocritical
12:06:19 <British^Meat> not really awolf
12:06:23 <mrwuf> so they try to compete with me, its just a lot of noise really
12:06:26 <Fez> That speaks volumes of your nature andy
12:06:29 <TokenDaRing> and he's also homophobic
12:06:30 <British^Meat> we just thing youre a twat and like letting u know that
12:06:38 <mrwuf> its not what you say after all that defines you, but what you do.
12:06:46 <TokenDaRing> so
12:06:51 <TokenDaRing> if you do nothing, like you do all day
12:06:55 <Fez> Do u do chores?
12:06:57 <StrykerX> mrwuf, so.. Leeching off your poor mother defines you?
12:06:57 <TokenDaRing> does that mean you're defined as nothing?
12:07:07 <mrwuf> thats wonderful that you all spend a sunday afternoon being abusive to me, I take it as a compliment
12:07:21 <Fez> Mrwuf do u do chores?
12:07:26 <British^Meat> u enjoy it awolf, admit it :)
12:07:27 <StrykerX> Of course not.
12:07:34 <StrykerX> He has his mother for that, fez.
12:07:41 <Fez> He cant even answer
12:08:08 <StrykerX> Too ashamed.
12:08:10 <Fez> He can type monologues of nothing but cant answer a question
12:08:23 <TokenDaRing> awolf would make a great politician
12:08:29 <TokenDaRing> he can't answer questions
12:08:32 <TokenDaRing> just rambles on about bullshit
12:08:40 <StrykerX> Maybe he should've ran for Victoria.
12:08:58 <TokenDaRing> he would, but he can't watch anime in Parliament
12:09:11 <StrykerX> True.
12:09:18 <StrykerX> He'd actually have to do something.
12:09:29 <StrykerX> Aside from drink Canadian Club.
12:09:45 <TokenDaRing> alcohol is very bad if you're trying to build muscle
12:09:57 <StrykerX> Who said he was?
12:10:03 <TokenDaRing> he claims he is :P
12:10:07 <StrykerX> Wow.
12:10:12 <TokenDaRing> oh, he did "sit ups" this morning too
12:10:14 <TokenDaRing> MAJOR workout there
12:10:20 <StrykerX> Mum paying for that gym membership, mrwuf?
12:10:32 <TokenDaRing> he probably tried to do it 5 times and found he couldn't deal with the stomach in the way
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12:11:07 <StrykerX> Getting out of bed was the workout.
12:11:13 <StrykerX> Give credit where it's due, TokenDaRing.
12:11:17 <TokenDaRing> oh right
12:11:18 <Fez> Oh well he went quiet
12:11:30 <StrykerX> Fez, he's trying to get an oper to help him.
12:11:34 <TokenDaRing> Fez: he does that when it's clear no one cares for his monologue
12:11:36 <British^Meat> mrwuf, you created all of this
12:11:37 <StrykerX> Give him a bit.
12:11:37 <mrwuf> I live in a place thats quite rough and I thrive, so conflict is something I'm used to and comfortable with, what these beta males are doing is just making a lot of noise, words are painless
12:11:45 <Fez> 'Its what you do blah blah'
12:11:51 <TokenDaRing> "I live in a place thats quite rough and I thrive"
12:11:52 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
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12:11:59 <TokenDaRing> You live in Gladstone
12:12:00 <MrMark> booo!
12:12:03 <mrwuf> in reality its energy misspent, but I collect it, channel into the gym, so you are helping me become stronger, and I thank you
12:12:05 <TokenDaRing> and you don't work or do shit
12:12:05 <StrykerX> LOL
12:12:18 <TokenDaRing> you stay at home all the time, hiding out from the rough miners
12:12:20 <StrykerX> mrwuf, at Mummies expense?
12:12:29 <TokenDaRing> yeah does your mother pay your gym fees?
12:12:36 <StrykerX> Of course she does.
12:12:37 <British^Meat> notice the daft things he says and the responses, i know u mrwuf
12:12:41 <StrykerX> Like he can afford $5/week.
12:12:46 <British^Meat> You fulfill my irc knowledge
12:12:55 <Fez> He just avoids the point at hand
12:13:00 <TokenDaRing> he does
12:13:10 <TokenDaRing> and he says the same shit over and over
12:13:12 <StrykerX> Probably why he lost his dole payment.
12:13:13 <mrwuf> I've been places you have only ready about, I've seen things you have only heard of, come at me bro
12:13:13 <Fez> Yes
12:13:19 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
12:13:20 <StrykerX> Couldn't be bothered going to his appointments.
12:13:34 <TokenDaRing> mrwuf if you're so hardcore, how come you have to live with your mother?
12:13:42 <Loof> i am so shit at hunting
12:13:46 <Loof> lol
12:13:49 <grem> what's the time mrwuf
12:13:57 <Fez> By trying to sound smart it makes him.look like a tool
12:13:57 <mrwuf> 11:11am
12:14:00 <StrykerX> grem, he can't afford a watch.
12:14:04 <Fez> But tools are handy
12:14:05 <Loof> stupid elk
12:14:14 <grem> awwyee
12:14:27 <Fez> Lol grem.. i was thinking that
12:15:10 <StrykerX> I wonder...
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12:15:23 <StrykerX> mrwuf, does your mum get carers payment for looking after you?
12:16:04 <StrykerX> If so, do you leech that off her too?
12:16:25 <Fez> And the worst 'psychologist' ever goes to....
12:16:26 <mrwuf> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-29/labor-wins-victoria-election-2014-led-by-daniel-andrews/5928296
12:16:55 <TokenDaRing> I wonder if mrwuf is really just a markov bot
12:16:59 <mrwuf> labor wins government in victoria, I think they ran their campaign linking liberals to tony abbott and thats what sunk them
12:17:08 <TokenDaRing> rofl
12:17:09 <StrykerX> Figured.
12:17:18 <StrykerX> Hates libs cause they will make him work.
12:17:21 <StrykerX> Heaven forbid.
12:17:22 <TokenDaRing> detailed campign analysis by world famous expert mrwuf
12:17:31 <British^Meat> classic deflection tactic
12:17:40 <TokenDaRing> that's mrwuf
12:17:45 <TokenDaRing> one big deflection tactic
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12:18:16 <TokenDaRing> I guess exercise for him is hauling his 150kg corpse around
12:18:20 <mrwuf> oh I won't hurt any of you, its clear you are injured, I would of tried to help you if I could if you didn't already convince me not too
12:18:32 Quit: Loof ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
12:18:36 <Fez> Wont/cant
12:18:52 <TokenDaRing> yeah, he'd go to throw a punch and fall over backwards with the effort
12:19:08 <Fez> Even he doesnt know what he is saying
12:19:22 <Fez> What hope do we have
12:19:27 <British^Meat> engage-response-deflect
12:19:43 <TokenDaRing> he reminds me of this girl I went out with ages ago, just uses big words and calls everyone who disagrees with them "negative"
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12:20:07 <TokenDaRing> it's like he's gone and read a bunch of stuff, didn't understand it but thinks it'll make him look smart
12:20:18 <TokenDaRing> and somehow, if he just uses those words, people might respect him
12:20:31 <British^Meat> nah, he's just tryin to razz us up, simples
12:20:38 <British^Meat> he loves it
12:20:44 <mrwuf> I am quite aware if we were to meet outside of IRC you would make me feel pity rather than anger
12:21:02 <TokenDaRing> you'd have to leave home first mrwuf
12:21:07 <TokenDaRing> you know, the great outside
12:21:20 <Fez> That is so off topic it makes you an idiot mrwuf
12:21:38 <Fez> So far*
12:21:43 <TokenDaRing> he wouldn't go out
12:22:01 <TokenDaRing> because then those big rough mining men would look at him and he'd leak pee again
12:22:09 <TokenDaRing> he doesn't want to relive that embarassing incident
12:22:31 <TokenDaRing> such is not for poor gentle mrwuf
12:22:50 <mrwuf> I wonder if you even know why you do the things you do
12:23:09 <StrykerX> Is mrwuf really a bot?
12:23:10 <TokenDaRing> DEFLECTION-RESPONSE.EXE loaded
12:23:14 <StrykerX> Strikes me as one.
12:23:29 <TokenDaRing> well, StrykerX, it's not like you can actually engage in a two way conversation with h im
12:23:36 <StrykerX> Remember that Daniel bot?
12:23:46 <StrykerX> That said, the Daniel bot was smarter.
12:23:47 <TokenDaRing> it's more like talking at someone who just gives monologues on completely different subjects
12:23:51 <mrwuf> ah perhaps because I choose to ignore the ugly and focus on the beauty
12:24:08 <TokenDaRing> DEFLECTION-RESPONSE2.EXE has been loaded
12:24:26 <StrykerX> mrwuf, you ignore yourself?
12:24:27 <TokenDaRing> running scripts
12:24:27 <StrykerX> Wtf?
12:25:01 <mrwuf> well I wish I could say it has been fun buts its a bore talking with you, enjoy your day
12:25:04 <Fez> Hashtag youmakenosense
12:25:15 <British^Meat> you createdt his mrwuf
12:25:18 <British^Meat> buh bye
12:25:32 <mrwuf> no I don't control what other people do
12:25:35 <Fez> You have weighed
12:25:49 <mrwuf> only myself and I don't try to dominate others, nor do I bully people, but I love eating monsters
12:25:51 <Fez> You bave been measured
12:25:59 <TokenDaRing> A Mrwuf Response: see Nonsense
12:26:02 <mrwuf> luckily you arouse my pity more than my anger
12:26:07 <Fez> You have been found left wanting
12:26:17 <TokenDaRing> mrwuf, your anger is impotent
12:26:22 <TokenDaRing> you cannot act on it
12:26:35 <mrwuf> in the interests of the channel I take my leave, I hope you feel better soon
12:26:45 <TokenDaRing> yes, go cry
12:26:48 <Fez> Rage quit?
12:26:51 <TokenDaRing> everyone sees you for what you are
12:27:07 <Fez> He hasnt left yet
12:27:13 <TokenDaRing> oh, it's just talk then
12:27:19 <British^Meat> can u like, literally log out from the channel?
12:27:24 <British^Meat> probably be for the best
12:27:25 <British^Meat> cheers
12:27:32 <Fez> 'Its what you do that blah blah'
12:27:34 <TokenDaRing> I bet awolf tells his mother he'll look for jobs "tomorrow"
12:27:43 <TokenDaRing> he's one of those "tomorrow" people
12:27:46 <British^Meat> oh i get it, u wont leave coz u love it :) cool
12:27:49 <TokenDaRing> everything will be done then
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12:28:17 <Fez> He lied to all of us
12:28:21 <TokenDaRing> gets told to take out the trash, I'LL DO IT TOMORROW!
12:28:27 <TokenDaRing> gets told to clean his room, TOMORROW!
12:28:30 <beehhh> even the tranny cheats with me all asian are cheater
12:28:42 <TokenDaRing> beehhh the tranny looks more male than you do
12:28:48 <British^Meat> i lived with a mate like that, 2moro kinda guy
12:28:50 <British^Meat> so annoying
12:28:58 <beehhh> thanks TokenDaRing
12:28:58 <TokenDaRing> my old housemate was like that
12:29:05 <TokenDaRing> his room looked like a tip
12:29:15 <beehhh> Denis Napthine is out of the league
12:29:22 <TokenDaRing> he put all his dirty dishes into a washing basket in his room
12:29:29 <British^Meat> say whaaaaat?
12:29:30 <TokenDaRing> kept it in there for a month
12:29:33 <beehhh> shove the east west tunnel link up his
12:29:35 <British^Meat> gross
12:29:38 <Fez> How often u reckon mrwuf asks his mum for maccas for dinner?
12:29:48 <TokenDaRing> Fez: every day
12:29:48 <British^Meat> yer i had a mate who had an open jar of pickles in his room for a month
12:29:57 <British^Meat> he'd just step over it and refuse to take it out
12:30:02 <British^Meat> "do it 2moro"
12:30:54 <beehhh> It would be hard to see Bill shorten as a Prime Minister and keep rhyming in every speech
12:31:43 <beehhh> Shorten is very poetric and likes to talk through his nose
12:31:57 <Fez> Mrwuf is watching power rangers
12:32:02 <Fez> Shhh
12:32:14 <Fez> Important bit
12:32:25 <TokenDaRing> I thought he was off crying to his mother
12:32:39 <beehhh> Australia is full of asian slut emigrants
12:32:39 <TokenDaRing> "They don't like me on IRC, where will I make friends now?!?!?!"
12:32:50 <grem> move on
12:32:57 <grem> ta thx
12:33:07 <grem> w/ sugar on top
12:33:09 <Fez> "We bought you a puppy and you made it run away"
12:33:26 <beehhh> irony is I lived my every day as it was last in straya no beat it
12:33:36 <beehhh> *so
12:34:21 <beehhh> I took nothing for granted unlike most did
12:34:34 <Fez> Happy birthday phillip hughes R.I.P.
12:34:47 <beehhh> i drove all over the country and back and gone back again
12:34:59 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: cool story bro
12:35:02 <Fez> Wheres b1?
12:35:32 <TokenDaRing> not awake yet
12:35:36 <TokenDaRing> probably asleep
12:36:00 <Fez> Im still awaiting a reply to my questio
12:36:02 <Fez> N
12:36:19 <Fez> Nah he said something earlier
12:36:19 <beehhh> did u see the drug haul news if they were lucky meth and xtc would be flooded the syd street, and second shipment might arrive in perth already
12:36:33 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) EOF from client
12:36:37 <TokenDaRing> what question?
12:36:42 <Fez> Like an hr ago
12:37:06 <beehhh> pussy on his mind always
12:37:17 <Fez> Why he calls us all stupid and morons but comes on every day to chat to us all
12:37:53 <Fez> Ive asked him half a dozen times
12:38:06 <beehhh> Fez do you live in brisbane
12:38:20 <Fez> Pm and in channels
12:38:24 <TokenDaRing> Fez: because without us, he'd be lonely
12:38:36 <Fez> So he has seen and read the question
12:38:43 <beehhh> has the freak strom with 160km wind torn your roof out?
12:38:53 <Fez> No beehhh
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12:39:14 <TokenDaRing> yeah, I survived the storm with no damage
12:39:25 <Fez> My suburb wasnt hit that badly thank fuck
12:39:52 <beehhh> upstrair, downstrair no where is safe anymore either the wind will rip through or the flood will get in where to go now
12:39:56 <Fez> Good man
12:40:17 <TokenDaRing> beehhh where do you live
12:40:24 <Fez> Higher ground with no storms
12:40:35 <Fez> That where 2 go beehhh
12:40:49 <beehhh> currently in broneo a town call miri im in curtin campus doing a degree bachelor of commerce
12:41:02 <TokenDaRing> rofl borneo
12:41:14 <TokenDaRing> you're never going to get into another country beehhh
12:41:17 <beehhh> half of the student mostly chinese malays transfered to perth already in their last sem i wonder why
12:41:28 <TokenDaRing> they don't want to be near you
12:41:36 <Fez> Lol
12:42:23 <TokenDaRing> beehhh do you prefer tranny partners?
12:42:28 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF0y3AhOjUc
12:42:32 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kristiansand in 5 minutes (Jun 11, 2009) 5:17 - Category: Travel & Events - 17,808 views - 38 likes (97.4%), 1 dislikes (2.6%)
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12:43:41 <TokenDaRing> were you born in Borneo?
12:44:43 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #melbourne
12:45:17 <beehhh> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/25/237D7BE900000578-2848230-image-18_1416915910267.jpg
12:46:53 <TokenDaRing> beehhh
12:46:56 <TokenDaRing> were you born in Borneo?
12:47:23 <beehhh> if that shipment entered successfully there would be a 10million meth deals for the sydney population which is almost one for everyone and more
12:47:46 <beehhh> I'm from Bangladesh mate, here just to do my degree
12:48:41 <TokenDaRing> in commerce?
12:48:57 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
12:49:16 <TokenDaRing> you look like a terrorist
12:49:54 <beehhh> yup thats when i was in israel
12:50:18 <beehhh> http://oi60.tinypic.com/2a7g3dv.jpg
12:52:05 <TokenDaRing> so do you prefer trannies?
12:53:18 <TokenDaRing> beehhh?
12:53:55 <beehhh> yes I do
12:54:34 <beehhh> I dont like women they want so much inchange for a root and breed aliens like you
12:55:09 <beehhh> exchange
12:55:25 <MrMark> aliens
12:55:28 <TokenDaRing> trannies just want money
12:55:33 <TokenDaRing> esp the malay ones
12:57:16 <beehhh> yes the other gender wants the aussie citizenship
12:58:49 <beehhh> As you can see our global effort going thru a strive
12:59:44 <StrykerX> Wheres mrwuf
13:00:23 <TokenDaRing> probably crying
13:01:04 <StrykerX> Oh
13:01:07 <beehhh> half of the campus student tranfers to australia for a better life
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13:01:52 <TokenDaRing> can't you transfer, beehhh?
13:02:00 <beehhh> feed the seaguls for what they came for
13:02:28 <beehhh> I probabbly could've but didnt try this time just let go, simba would be real proud to hear
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13:04:37 <StrykerX> mrwuf, are you doing your chores?
13:05:15 <beehhh> http://www.smh.com.au/national/police-make-second-largest-drug-bust-in-australian-history-20141129-11wnej.html
13:07:04 Quit: norti ([email protected]) Quit:
13:07:24 <beehhh> the culprits would sure find another way to rort this system
13:07:39 <StrykerX> Yup
13:07:42 <StrykerX> Crooked cops.
13:10:28 <beehhh> Perth is their best target cause they know the loopwholes
13:10:41 <StrykerX> loopholes*
13:10:50 <MrMark> loopwhores
13:11:13 <StrykerX> They recycle?
13:11:26 <beehhh> they had this rave lastnite all cunts were on something they were fkn high
13:11:52 <TokenDaRing> was Pieter there?
13:12:05 <MrMark> Poiter
13:12:42 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3frBKhAU7c
13:12:47 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stereosonic 2013 | Perth | Time lapse (Dec 2, 2013) 2:30 - Category: Film & Animation - 1,590 views - 7 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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13:23:11 <StrykerX> Pieter was the head dealer mate.
13:25:50 <Lumeah> You two ever do anything other than abuse people? Pretty low ahy.
13:26:01 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISy0Hl0SBfg
13:26:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dizzee Rascal - Bonkers (Feb 23, 2010) 2:57 - Category: Music - 3,680,483 views - 13,033 likes (96.9%), 417 dislikes (3.1%)
13:26:06 <Lumeah> Showing ya big men huh?
13:26:17 <Lumeah> Nice... Soooo impressed!
13:26:48 <StrykerX> Who's abusing?
13:26:53 <Lumeah> Ohh wait.. Ya tryna impress other men ..like peacocks?
13:27:00 <StrykerX> I made a simple comment on attendees of a rave.
13:27:07 <TokenDaRing> is Lumeah another awolf bot?
13:27:13 <Lumeah> U are been doing it last night and today.
13:27:18 <beehhh> dont worry the bushfire will fix it up
13:27:23 <Lumeah> Sooo fun isn't it?
13:27:54 <Lumeah> Lol denial.
13:27:56 Quit: mandyjane (~mandy@smashingthruatidalwaveofbullshit.onasurfboardmadeoutofdontcare) Quit: Bye
13:28:04 <Lumeah> Logs mate logs. Lol
13:28:11 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: Lumeah is friends with pieter
13:28:11 <Lumeah> Dh.
13:28:16 <MrMark> pea cock
13:28:17 <TokenDaRing> it makes sense
13:28:38 <StrykerX> Oh
13:28:39 <StrykerX> I get it.
13:28:41 <Lumeah> Lol oh.. Bad label that is ahy.
13:29:09 <TokenDaRing> it also explains why she speaks fluent Retard
13:29:11 <Lumeah> Congrats.. On trying to bring people down..
13:29:22 <TokenDaRing> cry more Lumeah
13:29:28 <TokenDaRing> those tears are delicious and salty
13:29:28 <beehhh> sometimes you are lucky sometimes you're out of luck this is straya
13:29:33 <Lumeah> Soo impressive
13:29:40 <Lumeah> Im not crying mate
13:29:46 <TokenDaRing> you're sure going on alot
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13:29:57 <TokenDaRing> got nothing better to do? :)
13:30:08 <Lumeah> Your just sad pathetic lossers.
13:30:15 <beehhh> if you can damage something i sure it is your responsibility to fix it
13:30:19 <TokenDaRing> I'd be impressed if you could spell "loser" right
13:30:22 <TokenDaRing> you illiterate ape
13:30:33 Quit: immik ([email protected]) Quit:
13:30:46 <Lumeah> Point proven.
13:31:02 <beehhh> losser or tosser
13:31:24 <simba> im never proud of you beehhh
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13:32:26 <beehhh> how can it be when we're miles apart in a different timezone buddy
13:32:42 <simba> its easy
13:32:44 <StrykerX> Losers*
13:32:50 <simba> you type stuff about your life, i dont get proud of it
13:32:57 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: it appears that we've really upset Lumeah
13:33:01 <TokenDaRing> must have struck a nerve
13:33:03 <StrykerX> Yes.
13:33:15 <StrykerX> Lumeah, are you Pieters dealer by any chance?
13:33:17 <simba> what do you guys win
13:33:18 <beehhh> so you want me to talk about miley cyrus instead
13:33:26 <simba> no beehhh just go....
13:33:36 <Fez> !seen b1
13:35:12 <beehhh> http://media.web.britannica.com/eb-media/03/93603-004-D74382EF.jpg
13:36:05 Quit: beehhh ([email protected]) Quit: I don't want your future
13:36:23 <Lumeah> You haven't upset me.. Im pointing out what you have been doing. Im not the people trying to bring people down for what u might find fun? Or masculine? Its not btw. Your proving the opersite.
13:36:30 <simba> phew
13:36:41 <TokenDaRing> what is opersite?
13:36:44 <TokenDaRing> is it a site for opers?
13:36:51 <StrykerX> Opposite*
13:36:59 <simba> Lumeah this is the internet and youre talking to sheltered losers, theyre only going to pick up on the spelling error at the end of that paragraph
13:37:17 <simba> TokenDaRing and StrykerX, try to be more tactful in your.. blind aggression..
13:37:28 <simba> no wait just stop being dickheads
13:37:43 <Lumeah> So. Everyone knows i can't spell for fuck.. So? Teach me or get over it.
13:37:46 <StrykerX> Lumeah is mad cause his IQ is low. So he doesn't get it. Nor can he spell.
13:38:02 <Lumeah> Rof!
13:38:04 <Lumeah> Funny
13:38:16 * Lumeah Giggles
13:38:33 <StrykerX> I know you claim to be female
13:38:42 <StrykerX> But it is IRC
13:38:46 * MrMark offers Lumeah a triple scotch on the rocks
13:38:46 <StrykerX> So odds are you're a male.
13:38:47 <Lumeah> Lol
13:38:49 <Lumeah> Lol
13:39:00 <Lumeah> Thanks i needed a laugh
13:39:18 <Lumeah> Ohh thx MrMark
13:39:20 <TokenDaRing> Lumeah: just look in a mirror
13:39:26 <MrMark> no worries
13:39:34 * StrykerX cracks another beer
13:39:42 <StrykerX> Perfect Sunday arvo.
13:39:49 <MrMark> almost perfect
13:40:01 <mrwuf> aww yea
13:40:04 <Lumeah> No thanks u broke it trying to examine your pin dick.
13:40:12 <TokenDaRing> I broke your mirror?
13:40:18 <StrykerX> mrwuf, finished the chores mummy set you?
13:40:20 <TokenDaRing> Was I in your house?
13:40:32 <mrwuf> check out the album art I made for shads http://i61.tinypic.com/2qa2qly.jpg
13:40:46 <simba> <StrykerX> So odds are you're a male. - lol
13:40:49 <simba> its 2014 mate
13:40:52 <simba> dont be scared of women online
13:40:54 <Lumeah> Funny
13:40:57 <simba> they wont turn you down sexually here
13:41:01 <simba> dont be intimidated
13:41:10 <StrykerX> Are you suggesting Lumeah is desperate simba?
13:41:13 <Lumeah> Lol won't they?
13:41:13 <StrykerX> That's not very nice.
13:41:21 <Lumeah> I have and will
13:41:32 <mrwuf> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2qk2vie&s=8#.VHqDyGSUeC1 http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=hte9hx&s=8#.VHqDy2SUeC1 some more I made for him
13:42:06 <simba> lol
13:42:06 <simba> what
13:42:40 <StrykerX> shads still comes here?
13:43:12 <simba> Lumeah i mean physically.. they can just dismiss you as a man if you turn them down online
13:43:29 <Lumeah> Yup
13:43:54 <StrykerX> Who actually tries on here?
13:43:56 <Lumeah> Or call me other derogatory names.. Sad isn't it.
13:44:23 <StrykerX> simba, did you ban Pieter?
13:44:25 <Lumeah> You clearly try to be little people.
13:44:52 <Lumeah> Such a manly quality
13:45:05 <TokenDaRing> Lumeah, you've said this like
13:45:07 <TokenDaRing> 5 times already
13:45:11 <TokenDaRing> are you a broken record?
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13:45:27 <StrykerX> Lumeah isn't a bright spark
13:45:34 <StrykerX> Give them a bit to come up with something.
13:45:38 <Lumeah> Congrats.. Now puff ya chest out we'll see how proud you are of yourself
13:47:11 <StrykerX> Lumeah, your nick suggests brightness
13:47:15 <StrykerX> I recommend changing it.
13:47:36 <TokenDaRing> she's very bright...when a match is put against her
13:49:04 <Lumeah> Ohhh
13:49:08 <Lumeah> Nice
13:49:29 <Lumeah> Resorting to voilence..
13:49:37 <StrykerX> Violence*
13:49:47 <Lumeah> You wife beaters?
13:50:10 * MrMark offers Lumeah another triple scotch on the rocks
13:50:25 <StrykerX> I think Lumeah is confusing IRC for the real world.
13:50:41 <Lumeah> Or u channel your assholeness in mirc so u won't beat ya wifes?
13:50:51 <StrykerX> Who uses mIRC?
13:51:02 <Lumeah> Wife beaters
13:51:04 <Lumeah> Clearly
13:51:05 <StrykerX> Wives*
13:51:15 <Fez> Sif have a wife
13:51:17 <Fez> Pff
13:51:20 <TokenDaRing> I'm not married yt
13:51:21 <TokenDaRing> yet*
13:51:24 <TokenDaRing> only engaged
13:51:34 <TokenDaRing> but this is rather entertaining
13:51:37 <TokenDaRing> Lumeah, please, go on
13:51:42 <Fez> And beating people is a natural desire
13:51:43 * Lumeah continues to misspell just to piss u off
13:51:52 <TokenDaRing> it warms my heart to see you so enraged
13:52:12 * StrykerX notes Lumeahs spelling disability isn't to piss anyone off, just lack of brain power.
13:52:13 <Lumeah> Just bored
13:52:17 <Fez> Its not like u go to the olympics to try and win a bronze medal
13:52:33 <StrykerX> I'm bored too.
13:52:40 <StrykerX> And you cunts bite so easily.
13:52:50 <Lumeah> Clearly lol
13:52:54 <Lumeah> So do u
13:53:06 <Lumeah> Chomp chomp
13:53:10 <TokenDaRing> Lumeah, if you watched less My Kitchen Rules and more ABC
13:53:14 <TokenDaRing> you might be a smarter person
13:53:18 <Lumeah> Lol
13:53:28 <StrykerX> Who watches that shit? :/
13:53:36 <TokenDaRing> Lumeah does
13:53:38 <Lumeah> Exactly
13:53:39 <TokenDaRing> she loves reality TV
13:53:41 <Lumeah> Nope
13:53:52 <Lumeah> Again with assumptions
13:53:56 <Lumeah> Tut tut
13:54:42 <StrykerX> You're a sad person.
13:54:52 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: she's an op in Pieter's room
13:55:00 <TokenDaRing> she couldn't be anything else
13:55:13 <TokenDaRing> she's probably raging in here because of Pieter's ban
13:55:20 <Lumeah> Lol
13:55:34 <Lumeah> Nope wrong again
13:55:44 <StrykerX> Pieter is raging through her.
13:55:51 <Lumeah> Keep going ya making me laugh at u
13:56:10 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: that'd explain a great deal
13:56:17 <TokenDaRing> the sense of delusion
13:56:21 <TokenDaRing> for instance
13:56:24 <StrykerX> Yup
13:56:38 <Lumeah> Ya fck heads
13:56:42 <StrykerX> Fuck*
13:56:55 <TokenDaRing> "Fuck heads" I'm really hurt
13:57:01 <TokenDaRing> bbl, I'm going off to cry now
13:57:13 <TokenDaRing> actually, I'm just going out with the missus
13:57:25 <TokenDaRing> but I want you, Lumeah, to have felt some kind of achievement
13:57:29 <TokenDaRing> kind of like a gold star
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13:58:12 <Lumeah> Lol your trying to bring people down..
13:58:17 <Lumeah> Clap clap
14:01:10 <StrykerX> You're still talking to him after he left.
14:01:14 <StrykerX> Clap clap clap.
14:02:43 <Fez> So are you lume
14:03:22 <Fez> But thats ok
14:04:01 <Lumeah> Lol i know u don't start
14:04:35 <Fez> You know i dont start?
14:04:42 <Fez> Neat
14:04:45 <Fez> I think
14:04:59 <Lumeah> Nope ,
14:05:42 <Lumeah> Was a, missing there. K
14:06:21 <Lumeah> I don't try bring people down lov
14:06:53 <Fez> "Ya fck heads"
14:07:32 <Fez> Is that a term meant for praising someone?
14:10:47 <Lumeah> Lol plotting to antagonise people in another room is and then carrying it out in another. Is worthy of s name calling.
14:11:17 <Fez> Ok
14:11:46 <Fez> But.. is calling someone a fuckhead a term of praise?
14:12:16 <Fez> Why doesno one answer the questions
14:12:23 Quit: Bozza ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
14:12:29 <Fez> Its starting to piss me off
14:12:43 <mrwuf> your wasting your pretty time Lumeah if you feed the male energy it burns harder but leave it alone and it combusts
14:13:02 <Lumeah> Nods
14:13:17 <Lumeah> No its not fez
14:13:39 <Fez> So that would be a term to bring others down then?
14:14:25 <MrMark> play nice children
14:15:53 <Lumeah> Wasnt one single turm.
14:15:58 <Lumeah> Term
14:16:04 <Lumeah> Mesh.
14:16:38 <StrykerX> Are you drunk, Lumeah?
14:16:50 <mrwuf> i feel like pork rinds mmm
14:16:59 <MrMark> im not nearly drunk enough yet
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14:17:08 <Fez> How many terms was it?
14:17:13 <mrwuf> I bought a 10pk of cc n dry had three
14:17:25 <MrMark> only 3
14:17:36 <Lumeah> Nice
14:17:41 <mrwuf> vaping blackcurrent nicotine pretty hard
14:17:49 <Lumeah> Scroll up
14:17:57 <Lumeah> Nice
14:18:03 <Fez> I irc'd and asked mrwuf a simple question ans he avoided the question 3 times
14:18:16 <MrMark> only 1/2 a bottle of vodka done here
14:18:21 <Fez> And*
14:18:27 <mrwuf> whoa nice
14:18:35 <mrwuf> what are you mixing
14:18:57 <StrykerX> <mrwuf> vaping blackcurrent nicotine pretty hard << Paid for by mummy
14:19:14 <Lumeah> Maybe mrwuf doesn't wanna pm
14:19:17 <MrMark> i mix vodka with anything lol
14:19:21 <Fez> Too busy to do his chores
14:19:48 <mrwuf> nah I was on newstart for a while but I generally don't buy alcohol so I saved $3,000 cancelled that about 2 months ago just cruising now
14:20:05 <Fez> How many lumeah?
14:20:12 <StrykerX> You didn't cancel it
14:20:12 <mrwuf> liquid nicotine is very cheap ordered direct from china
14:20:14 <StrykerX> They took it off you
14:20:26 <StrykerX> Cause you're too much of a slob to do work for the dole.
14:20:38 <mrwuf> I don't think I want to talk with you while your so emotional
14:20:40 <StrykerX> So now you leech your mother dry.
14:20:51 <mrwuf> try again later
14:21:15 <Lumeah> Who doesn't
14:21:37 <StrykerX> mrwuf leeches his poor mother dry
14:21:45 <simba> StrykerX if you dont stop trying to make other people as unhappy as you you will need a break from the channel
14:21:45 <StrykerX> So he doesn't have to get off his arse.
14:22:08 <StrykerX> simba you're sounding as retarded as him mate.
14:22:12 <StrykerX> Who's unhappy.
14:22:16 <StrykerX> I've got pizza and pizza. :D
14:22:18 <simba> why have you been baiting all day, bad weekend?
14:22:23 <simba> nevermind, jsut shut up
14:22:28 <StrykerX> Er
14:22:30 <StrykerX> Beer and pizza.
14:22:44 <simba> the comfort of a lonely man
14:22:45 <MrMark> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
14:22:46 <simba> enjoy it tho
14:22:50 <MrMark> yummy
14:22:53 <MrMark> beer pizza
14:23:00 <Fez> Beer
14:23:01 <mrwuf> vodka and cranberry rules
14:23:06 <Fez> Beer is good
14:23:11 <StrykerX> simba thinks he is cool because he has halfops. Daniel doesn't trust him with full ops. I can understand.
14:23:25 <Fez> Beer and cricket are perfect partners
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14:23:31 <simba> whos daniel??
14:23:51 <simba> that guy is not the full quid
14:24:13 <Lumeah> Yay
14:25:05 <Lumeah> Nope
14:25:26 <mrwuf> www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B_gJrSfL_w this is alright
14:25:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dj Drex - Essential Mix BREAKBEAT (17/08/2011) (Aug 17, 2011) 01:07:02 - Category: Music - 539,163 views - 2,427 likes (96.6%), dislikes (3.4%)
14:25:34 <Fez> Correct
14:25:42 <Fez> He isnt a quid at all
14:26:46 <mrwuf> http://www.gladstoneobserver.com.au/photos/after-dark-pete-murray-concert/28966/#/20 my town
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14:27:27 <MrMark> vodka!
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14:27:58 <Fez> Beetastic!
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14:28:17 <MrMark> jesus h christ
14:28:29 <bee_girl> feztastic!
14:28:35 <bee_girl> MrMark - he aint gonna help ya
14:28:43 <Fez> Hehe. <3
14:28:51 <MrMark> i know
14:28:53 <Fez> Gee suss
14:29:03 <MrMark> god doesnt exist
14:29:30 <Fez> Do you have evidence to prove that
14:30:00 <MrMark> yep
14:30:37 <Fez> He exists in the mind of beleivers
14:30:59 <MrMark> only in the human mind
14:31:16 <Fez> Yep
14:31:21 <Fez> Thats existing
14:31:22 <mrwuf> well said
14:31:38 <Fez> You just contridicted yourself
14:32:10 <MrMark> Jesus did exist....but he wasnt the son of god...just a man
14:32:14 <Fez> So youre saying he does exist
14:32:16 <Fez> Ta
14:32:34 <Fez> Not that im religious
14:32:40 <Fez> Just meh
14:33:32 <MrMark> welcome to the hotel California....
14:33:47 <Lumeah> Hi bee bee
14:34:19 <Lumeah> bee_girl: can i be lumetastic?
14:34:26 <mrwuf> energy never dies it just transforms into new forms
14:34:31 <bee_girl> you already are lumetastic!
14:34:32 <MrMark> yes
14:34:44 <Lumeah> Such a lovely place
14:34:52 <Lumeah> Hehe ta
14:34:52 <Fez> I hand out tastic nicks thanx
14:35:05 <MrMark> pink chamagne on ice
14:35:20 <Fez> Ginger wine in fridge
14:35:33 <Lumeah> Oh i lke ginger
14:35:42 <MrMark> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ginger
14:36:15 <simba> Jesus was just some muslim who wrote a wicked story about a dad he never had and some bad people took it and made squillions
14:36:17 <Fez> Eharmony picks some losers for their ads ay
14:36:35 <MrMark> Jesus was a slimey arab
14:36:52 <Fez> Jesus is a common name in mexicp
14:36:57 <Fez> Mexico
14:37:11 <Lumeah> It is
14:37:14 <Lumeah> Yup
14:38:00 <Lumeah> Crystallised ginger is nice
14:38:10 <Lumeah> Can have to much tho
14:38:33 <Fez> Cant have too much ginger minge
14:38:43 <Lumeah> Lol
14:38:52 <Lumeah> Ih thunder storm
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14:39:50 <Lumeah> Oh*
14:40:18 <mrwuf> my understanding is limited by my monkey genetics but these energies that sometimes manifest into our dimension that we know as gods cannot die because our of the way our universe is designed
14:40:45 <mrwuf> they disappear and reappear at different times relative to the position of our planet in the cosmos
14:40:46 <Rak> deep\
14:43:13 <mrwuf> jlike how the moon interacts with our tides, female reproductive cycles, etc so do the other planets affect our consciousness
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14:44:23 <mrwuf> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kali_Yuga
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14:45:02 <mrwuf> Hindus believe that human civilization degenerates spiritually during the Kali Yuga,[5] which is referred to as the Dark Age because in it people are as far away as possible from God
14:45:56 <Lumeah> Ohh lots of rain
14:45:59 <Lumeah> Yay
14:46:21 <Fez> You believe we give a shit mrwuf
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14:46:56 <bee_girl> enough with the hate ppls cmon
14:47:35 <bee_girl> you got ur hater pants on today fez
14:47:36 <bee_girl> wassup?
14:48:03 <Skirmish> Wot is goin on ere
14:48:15 <bee_girl> afternoon Skirmish
14:48:35 <Skirmish> Hey bee_girl ... you love the world and everyone in it hippy :P
14:48:45 <bee_girl> ah im movin to brisvegas soon
14:48:46 <bee_girl> but
14:48:50 <bee_girl> i supposeill still be a hippy at heart
14:49:14 <Skirmish> So long as you don't date guys who lets birds in to clean their carpet you're alright with me.
14:49:28 <Skirmish> :D
14:49:34 <mrwuf> http://www.cannabisculture.com/articles/3136.html
14:49:52 <bee_girl> that kinda guy i would be interested in
14:50:12 <Lumeah> Lol
14:52:03 <Fez> Hater pants?
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14:54:46 <stevenn> is the stats page still up ?
14:55:05 * MrMark drinks more vodka
14:55:23 <simba> this gif is just full of stupid people https://33.media.tumblr.com/d65371dd66ab0ac6e834f9c9355574ff/tumblr_mw2steHyGN1r3gb3zo1_400.gif
14:56:04 <mrwuf> heh
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14:57:45 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/DODUeEw.jpg
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14:59:37 <Skirmish> I believe the stats are no longer being recorded.
14:59:54 <Fez> B1 will be upset
14:59:55 <Skirmish> Fez: Have you been drinking Hatorade?
15:00:12 <Fez> No
15:00:28 <Fez> John walker and tooheys new
15:00:39 <Jones> Skirmish
15:00:47 <Skirmish> I think I may have to buy a 6 pack and some pad thai after work tonight.
15:00:57 <simba> fu keya
15:01:17 <Skirmish> Hello Jones. How are you today?
15:01:29 <Jones> Skirmish, I'm well.
15:01:37 <Skirmish> Fantastic to hear.
15:01:44 * Jones nods
15:01:46 <Jones> How are you?
15:02:02 <Skirmish> I am tired. It's been a very busy and long two weeks at work.
15:02:13 <Skirmish> I will survive though.
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15:09:46 <Fez> Is it thursday yet?
15:10:00 <Fez> The cricket should be on
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15:10:12 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Nikky`
15:10:44 <Lumeah> Nsh
15:10:56 <Lumeah> Nah sundey
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15:12:01 <Fez> I heard it was being postponed
15:12:14 <Lumeah> Yeah so did i
15:12:24 <Lumeah> Didn't read further tho
15:16:49 <stevenn> is the channel stats page still up ?
15:16:50 Quit: eMicrotin ([email protected]) Connection closed
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15:18:15 <Skirmish> stevenn: No.
15:18:41 Nick: Megz is now known as Megz|A
15:18:47 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One was leading the stats by such a huge distance the rest of irc gave up.
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15:19:10 <couleurs> u-hu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:19:41 Quit: milk ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
15:20:03 <couleurs> PizZaZz
15:20:57 Quit: `Madman (~`[email protected]) Client exited
15:21:13 <stevenn> shanks
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15:22:12 <simba> shankly mr shankly
15:22:53 <bee_girl> ip6+!!!!!!!!!!!
15:22:57 <bee_girl> wb frayedknot
15:23:03 <frayedknot> hey bee_girl
15:23:12 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!
15:23:24 <bee_girl> iP6+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:23:33 <simba> snes!!!!!!!
15:24:02 <Bastardly_One> Atari2600!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:24:44 <simba> abe simpson
15:24:56 <couleurs> u wanna go me ?
15:25:47 <simba> maybe l8er
15:25:58 <Lumeah> Hey frayedknot
15:26:05 <frayedknot> hey Lumeah
15:26:28 <Fez> Hello b1
15:27:15 <Lumeah> Wheres the Ron . Music timez
15:27:19 <couleurs> F*ck Y*ah
15:27:24 <couleurs> S*ck C*nt
15:27:39 <Fez> Sack cant!!!!
15:27:43 <Fez> :p
15:28:16 <Bastardly_One> he might be melting
15:28:33 <Bastardly_One> 32 degrees right now
15:28:47 <Fez> Hey bastardly_one
15:28:48 <bee_girl> man up melbourne
15:28:56 <Rak> man up
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15:30:26 <Lumeah> Fck cool here just had storm
15:31:08 <couleurs> Boys 2 Men Up
15:31:23 <bee_girl> thats it
15:31:35 <bee_girl> i went to my mums friday night - just got home - fridge was ajar
15:31:36 <bee_girl> ffs
15:31:53 <Lumeah> Fck
15:32:16 <couleurs> y is you're mum's fridge a jar lmao
15:32:18 <bee_girl> the door was open too (to the house) but i wasnt so concerned about that
15:32:34 <bee_girl> maybe the heat is affecting u couleurs....
15:32:51 <Lumeah> Your house was open?
15:32:57 <bee_girl> yeah
15:33:01 <couleurs> ok :(
15:33:06 <bee_girl> i never lock it
15:33:10 <Lumeah> And ya not worried?
15:33:13 <bee_girl> nah
15:33:20 <bee_girl> wind prolly blew it open
15:33:24 <Lumeah> Ah cool brissy is different that way.
15:33:33 <bee_girl> had an open hous saturday - the agent prolly didnt shut it rignt
15:33:35 <bee_girl> right
15:33:42 <bee_girl> yeah i know - will need to be locking up
15:33:43 <Lumeah> Ahh cool
15:33:48 <bee_girl> my new house has like an alarm
15:33:51 <bee_girl> keypad entry
15:34:00 <bee_girl> thatll be fun when i come home pissed
15:34:07 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:34:13 <Lumeah> Haha will
15:34:13 <couleurs> 0 0 0 0
15:34:31 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
15:34:31 <Lumeah> To eazy
15:34:41 <Bastardly_One> I'll play a bit later when it cools down a bit
15:34:42 <bee_girl> nah ill need osmething cryptic
15:34:52 <bee_girl> 0000 isnt worth having a code
15:34:59 <bee_girl> its like no code
15:35:09 <bee_girl> is that ur code couleurs?
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15:35:44 <Lumeah> Can we gain entry with that code. couleurs
15:36:18 <couleurs> no, don't be ridiculous my code is 6969
15:37:34 <Lumeah> Lol
15:37:51 <Lumeah> Whens dah party?
15:38:08 <Lumeah> šŸŽ‰ šŸŽ‰
15:38:59 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/2lPX5b9m7ro
15:39:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TOTINO BOY! (Nov 6, 2014) 3:17 - Category: Comedy - 135,659 views - likes (97.9%), 69 dislikes (2.1%)
15:40:03 <couleurs> lmao never gets old
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15:41:59 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP_-P_BS6KY
15:42:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chet Faker - Talk Is Cheap [Official Music Video] (Feb 11, 2014) 3:40 - Category: Music - 7,071,422 views - likes (98.8%), 526 dislikes (1.2%)
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15:44:00 <couleurs> Ch*t F*cker
15:45:50 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbhU_cJqh9w
15:45:54 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chet Faker - Cigarettes & Loneliness (Apr 17, 2014) 7:52 - Category: Music - 40,311 views - 267 likes (98.5%), 4 dislikes (1.5%)
15:46:08 <Lish> Sup chicks
15:46:18 <bee_girl> hey lish
15:46:19 <bee_girl> :)
15:46:27 <Fez> Never lonely if ya have a beer in hand
15:46:30 <Fez> Or cider
15:46:35 <Lumeah2> or rum
15:46:42 <bee_girl> big sunday afternoon team?
15:46:45 <Lumeah2> or dirty fox
15:46:48 <Lumeah2> yups
15:46:57 <Fez> Same size as usual
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15:48:04 <bee_girl> love what have you done with my tongue
15:48:08 <bee_girl> i open my mouth but hear me wrong
15:48:14 <bee_girl> love what have you done with my tongue
15:48:23 <bee_girl> i open my mouth but you steer me wrong
15:49:26 <Lumeah2> hehe
15:49:40 <Fez> I open my mouth and pour beer on my tongue
15:49:53 <Skirmish> Hmmmmm 2 hours to go and then I can have beer.
15:49:56 <Fez> It feels so good it cant be wrong
15:50:12 <Fez> *bops
15:50:30 <Fez> Tooheys new skirm?
15:50:41 <Skirmish> Super Dry
15:50:52 <Fez> Ah yee
15:52:22 <Fez> Sucks those beers have less millage
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15:54:21 <Skirmish> Might go some cider or spirits. Decide closer to purchase time.
15:54:33 <Skirmish> Somersby Apple Cider is delicious.
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15:55:27 <British^Meat> Jones = trouble
15:55:45 <British^Meat> which one is he?
15:56:03 <Fez> Have a dickens cider
15:56:07 <Skirmish> One of the bunch that drinks hand sanitiser?
15:57:51 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk
15:57:55 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AZEALIA BANKS - 212 FT. LAZY JAY (Sep 12, 2011) 3:26 - Category: Music - 78,306,392 views - 336,919 likes (95.5%), 16,046 dislikes (4.5%)
15:58:03 <bee_girl> skirmish - try some sunshack cider
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15:59:15 <Jones> British^Meat
15:59:20 <Jones> British^Meat: how are you?
15:59:49 <bee_girl> bye Fennec_Fox
16:00:01 <Fennec_Fox> go fuck urself :)
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16:00:19 <bee_girl> lol
16:00:30 Quit: frayedknot ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
16:00:47 <couleurs> :)
16:01:06 <Fez> Prefound
16:01:49 <Fez> Womens soccer ontele aye
16:01:54 <Lumeah2> im hungery,
16:01:55 <Lumeah2> lol
16:02:19 <Lumeah2> no mens diving or track sprints ? dam!
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16:05:32 <Fez> Maybe on fox
16:05:37 <Fez> Not sure
16:05:43 <Skirmish> You're such a desperado Lumeah2.
16:05:53 <Skirmish> Save up some money and get a male hooker.
16:06:23 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-g0Uvt61Ow
16:06:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ben Howard - Only Love (Surprise Flashmob Video) (Nov 29, 2011) 5:50 - Category: Music - 1,184,524 views - 8,040 likes (99.4%), 50 dislikes (0.6%)
16:07:40 <bee_girl> im hungry too lumee
16:08:18 <bee_girl> i bought a double smoked chicken breast to make a salad with
16:08:26 <bee_girl> saucy chinese flavour
16:08:35 <bee_girl> then im gonna try make sure i go to work tmw with a hang over
16:08:40 <Skirmish> I feel like Pad Thai for dinner.
16:08:54 <Lumeah2> ohh nice
16:09:03 <Skirmish> Topless pics for all the boys tonight is it bee_girl?
16:09:08 <Lumeah2> i have salted cashews
16:09:27 <bee_girl> unlikely Skirmish
16:09:54 <Skirmish> Well you certainly aren't a team player are you.
16:10:36 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh_p2hwzay0
16:10:37 <bee_girl> in the right environment i am
16:10:38 <Fez> Breast? :P
16:10:40 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Le Zap de Spi0n n°244 (Nov 14, 2014) 24:49 - Category: Entertainment - 162,107 views - 236 likes (85.5%), 40 dislikes (14.5%)
16:10:40 <Lumeah2> yes she is.. but for her team.
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16:10:53 <Lumeah2> Penis. :P
16:11:26 <Fez> Meat glands
16:11:36 <Lumeah2> fat mostly
16:11:45 <Lumeah2> meat stick.. yes.
16:12:12 <Fez> Muscle mostly
16:12:34 <Lumeah2> muscle is meat.
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16:12:54 <Fez> Is it?
16:12:58 <Lumeah2> yup
16:13:58 <Fez> Not vegies?
16:15:32 <Fez> Wish i was a vegie
16:15:48 <Lumeah2> a carrot?
16:15:56 Quit: Lish ([email protected]) Quit: Colloquy for iPad - http://colloquy.mobi
16:16:23 <couleurs> you're a carrot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16:16:36 <Lumeah2> ah... a Melon!!
16:16:55 <Lumeah2> maybe..Melons!
16:17:09 <Fez> Id be 24 carats
16:18:17 <Lumeah2> not luscious melons?
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16:19:14 <Fez> Idunno
16:22:48 <Skirmish> This conversation is not sexy at all.
16:23:30 <Lumeah2> not really,
16:23:33 <Fez> I have my shirt off
16:23:51 <Fez> Not helping am i
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16:25:08 <Lumeah2> not exactaly.
16:30:20 <couleurs> bloodey hot u guys
16:30:40 <Skirmish> air con says 19 degrees.
16:31:29 <Lumeah2> 20 here.
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16:36:37 <couleurs> i hate u guys
16:37:04 <Lumeah2> sozy
16:38:42 * Mpluso Yawn.
16:41:15 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gFsw4oNRZs
16:41:18 <couleurs> lmao
16:41:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dad narrates xbox voice commands (Nov 29, 2014) 0:36 - Category: Entertainment - 460,521 views - 4,465 likes (95.8%), 196 dislikes (4.2%)
16:42:41 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRNRu_Isw_k
16:42:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Thug vs Untoppable Mug (Nov 28, 2014) 0:25 - Category: People & Blogs - 10,383 views - 301 likes (98.4%), 5 dislikes (1.6%)
16:42:45 <couleurs> Yes.
16:45:23 Nick: Pete|A is now known as Pete
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16:52:35 <bee_girl> wb frayedknot
16:53:28 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnxCxHLAqn8
16:53:33 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ben Howard - The Fear (Nov 4, 2011) 4:35 - Category: Music - 5,423,563 views - likes (98.5%), 387 dislikes (1.5%)
16:54:38 <bee_girl> oh my cold hearted child tell me how you feel
16:54:49 <Lumeah2> do your kids like charlie and lola bee_girl?
16:54:59 <bee_girl> yeah they do
16:55:02 <bee_girl> they are now more into sarah and duck
16:55:02 <Lumeah2> cool
16:55:04 <bee_girl> but yes :)
16:55:14 <Lumeah2> sarah and duck?
16:55:30 * Lumeah2 doesn't now about sarah and duck.
16:55:42 <bee_girl> oh they rock
16:55:55 Part: IAmSpeed ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:56:36 <Lumeah2> rock you say?
16:56:44 <bee_girl> http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/sarah-and-duck/ZX9922A032S00
16:56:45 <bee_girl> they do!
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16:57:23 <frayedknot> thanks bee_girl
16:57:43 <bee_girl> most welcome
17:00:22 <Skirmish> If you flashed your boobs more often you would easily be the most popular person on austnet bee_girl.
17:00:54 <Lumeah2> that says alot about austnet doesn it .
17:01:00 <Lumeah2> doesn't
17:01:15 <bee_girl> for all th wrong reasons skirmish
17:01:18 <bee_girl> id rather irl tbh
17:01:25 <Doodle> re0w
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17:03:59 <couleurs> ;)
17:04:56 <Skirmish> Lumeah2: You could flash your boobs every day and still not be popular. Says a lot about Austnet.
17:05:14 <Rak> i dunno
17:05:17 <Rak> we haven't seen her boobs
17:05:21 <Rak> they could be spectacular
17:05:34 <Skirmish> I suspect that she has hairy nipples.
17:05:48 <Rak> nothing lasers can't remedy
17:06:01 <Skirmish> The sight would make me uncomfortable. I have no nipple hair.
17:06:19 <Skirmish> She would be more "manly" than I am .... and I carry a gun.
17:06:42 <bee_girl> im getting compliments re my boobs on tinychat right now
17:06:45 Quit: stevenn ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
17:06:54 <Rak> show us, bee_girl
17:07:07 <bee_girl> nah i like to keep things separate
17:07:07 <Skirmish> Isn't that the same as showing your boobs here for attention? Same end result.
17:07:17 <bee_girl> im not actually showing boobs
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17:07:18 <bee_girl> just cleavage
17:07:33 <Picard> cleavage?
17:07:38 <Skirmish> Is your belly button between your cleavage?
17:07:40 <bee_girl> its hard not to atm
17:07:46 <Picard> lol Skirmish
17:07:59 <Picard> saw a chic today who was like that
17:08:01 <bee_girl> u wish skirmish
17:08:17 <Picard> eewww why would he wish?
17:08:27 <Rak> ooOoooh cleavage
17:08:56 <Skirmish> No one wishes to see a belly button whilst looking at cleavage.
17:10:01 <Picard> ffs Skirmish stop it!!! im agreeing with you
17:10:16 <bee_girl> lol
17:10:21 <bee_girl> figure it out you two
17:10:47 <Picard> bee_girl we need pics of your cleavage
17:11:00 <bee_girl> u so dont picard
17:11:04 <Picard> this can end the debate
17:11:05 <bee_girl> i only share boob pics with decent men
17:11:08 <bee_girl> of which u are not
17:11:15 <couleurs> brb bee_girl
17:11:23 <bee_girl> heh
17:11:23 <Picard> im a right propper cunt, thankyou :P
17:11:30 <bee_girl> my point exactly
17:11:35 <Rak> OH!
17:11:37 <bee_girl> hurry back couleurs
17:11:38 <Rak> i'm a decent guy
17:11:40 <Rak> share with me
17:11:44 <bee_girl> prove it Rak
17:11:46 <Lumeah2> sif
17:11:50 * Rak proves it
17:11:59 * bee_girl rolls her eyes
17:12:01 <Rak> see!]
17:12:02 <bee_girl> is it in yet?
17:12:16 <Rak> no, i like to tease
17:13:08 <bee_girl> oh
17:13:12 <Picard> bee_girl u not feeling his penis inside you could me two things.
17:13:13 <Lumeah2> hmm..
17:13:21 Quit: WebbY ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
17:13:27 <Lumeah2> there isn't much of one.?
17:13:30 <Picard> he is small, or you are a loose bitch :)
17:13:47 <Rak> por que no los dos
17:14:23 <Lumeah2> she can help being lose.. he can't help his size with out a op,
17:14:41 <Picard> lol
17:15:17 <Rak> i don't get it
17:15:30 <couleurs> i got pretzels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:15:43 <Rak> they make me thirsty
17:16:04 <bee_girl> wb couleurs
17:16:22 <couleurs> thenque
17:16:51 <Skirmish> Show the girls your pic Rak. They will be posting you their undies after that and sharing boob pics to your email every morning.
17:17:06 <Rak> aaaawwww shit fo realz?
17:17:10 <Lumeah2> no
17:17:14 <Skirmish> They are new. They don't realise that Rak gets ALL the girls.
17:17:30 <Rak> yeh why hasn't that been happening?!
17:17:39 <Rak> is this # broken?
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17:18:31 <bee_girl> stroking
17:18:43 <Lumeah2> must be simple minded if you think thats all ya have to do to get that kinda attention...
17:18:44 <bee_girl> post rak
17:18:49 <StrykerX> You summoned me, bee_girl? :P
17:18:55 <bee_girl> StrykerX
17:18:58 <Rak> hmmm
17:19:01 <StrykerX> Howdy!
17:19:06 <couleurs> I Hate Manure
17:20:02 <Lumeah2> good for the soil.
17:20:13 Join: Shadowgate ([email protected]) to #melbourne
17:20:38 <Rak> http://imgur.com/obhdmID - this is me carrying a surfboard. look at me go
17:20:43 * StrykerX skips down the road with Shadowgate
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17:21:03 Quit: srhynchoc ([email protected]) Excess flood
17:21:41 <mrwuf> www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHDYfoRYcqQ
17:21:45 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fun Lovin' Criminals - Scooby Snacks (MusicVideo) (May 13, 2008) 0 - Category: Music - 1,142,219 views - 2,391 likes (96.5%), 86 dislikes (3.5%)
17:21:52 <couleurs> Good Description.
17:22:10 <StrykerX> Shadowgate is cool lol
17:22:26 <Lumeah2> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_TzjFbSkeg
17:22:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Young Einstein - Great Southern Land (Sep 15, 2012) 3:06 - Category: Music - 40,085 views - 161 likes (98.2%), 3 dislikes (1.8%)
17:23:26 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/Z5TtSrBN0Yg
17:23:31 <BlackDevil> Youtube: JACK LADDER Barbers Son (Jul 8, 2009) 3:51 - Category: Music - 17,331 views - 64 likes (98.5%), 1 dislikes (1.5%)
17:23:32 <couleurs> i win fukc u guys
17:23:59 <Shadowgate> couleurs won lol
17:24:25 <couleurs> Shadowgate typed lol
17:25:07 <mrwuf> lol
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17:25:44 <bee_girl> couleurs - only upon invitiation
17:26:46 <couleurs> :o
17:27:19 <bee_girl> o0o
17:27:37 <Shadowgate> i wish i could hug bee girl awwww
17:27:59 <bee_girl> u ok Shadowgate
17:28:09 <Shadowgate> lol
17:28:30 <British^Meat> WHERE IS JOHNINJA? WE NEED TO TALK
17:28:32 * bee_girl puts her social worker voice on
17:28:36 <mrwuf> whats that movie about a tasmiania apple grower called
17:28:39 <bee_girl> yeah man bring him back!!
17:28:52 <couleurs> john ninja the movie
17:29:25 <British^Meat> dude is a farkin whackjob!!
17:29:28 <bee_girl> im not on fb anymore so we dont chat
17:29:33 <bee_girl> oh come on
17:29:36 <bee_girl> hes not a whack job
17:29:37 <mrwuf> damn can't find it
17:29:40 <Shadowgate> british meat id love to fucken smash your nose
17:29:44 <bee_girl> certainly not incomparison to the other losers on here
17:29:52 <British^Meat> bwahaha Shadowgate ark up sunshine
17:29:54 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Connection closed
17:30:05 <British^Meat> WELL
17:30:06 Quit: mrgrumpy ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
17:30:14 <British^Meat> Im only going by what im reading about him Via FB
17:30:15 Quit: Shadowgate ([email protected]) Quit:
17:30:18 <British^Meat> dudes a psycho
17:30:45 Quit: ricchhee ([email protected]) Quit:
17:31:00 <mrwuf> hes a queenslander
17:31:06 <mrwuf> you wouldn't understand!!!!
17:31:27 <British^Meat> goddamn, are they all nutters up there?
17:31:57 Quit: Mpluso ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
17:32:05 <norti> Lumeah you have gone quiet and hi btw
17:32:32 <Lumeah> Hi norti
17:32:46 <Picard> StrykerX hello
17:33:00 <TokenDaRing> British^Meat: who is psycho?
17:33:18 <StrykerX> Hello Picard
17:33:37 <Picard> how are u
17:33:54 <British^Meat> johninja
17:33:55 <TokenDaRing> captain picard
17:34:02 <Picard> TokenDaRing
17:34:21 <Picard> `seen kennan
17:34:55 <StrykerX> `seen Picard
17:35:02 <StrykerX> `seen Pieter
17:35:06 <TokenDaRing> `seen Hewlett-Packard
17:35:15 * Picard waves, here i am
17:35:18 <StrykerX> LOL
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17:36:41 <TokenDaRing> hi Christopher
17:37:25 <couleurs> trayler swimt rokcs
17:38:22 <couleurs> iLLuMiNaTi
17:38:27 <couleurs> 6^6^6
17:40:18 <mrwuf> found it http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096486/
17:40:20 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Young Einstein (1988) - -/10 - Stars: N/A - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: N/A - Release Date: N/A
17:40:42 <couleurs> lol
17:40:54 <mrwuf> edward sizzor paws eat your claws out
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17:44:42 <Picard> mrwuf hello
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17:46:14 <Jones> Picard
17:46:19 <Jones> Picard, how are you?
17:46:29 Quit: frayedknot ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
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17:50:54 <Picard> Jones, im well
17:51:07 <StrykerX> Shadowgate is back
17:51:08 <couleurs> Shadowgate joined lol
17:51:10 <StrykerX> I've missed him lol
17:51:41 <Shadowgate> lol
17:51:45 <Shadowgate> im back lol
17:52:00 <Shadowgate> with cold beer
17:52:12 <Ana_Ng> lol
17:52:18 <StrykerX> Shadowgate is working his way to my heart
17:52:24 <StrykerX> Returning with beer
17:54:11 <couleurs> Shadowgate has beer lol
17:58:56 <StrykerX> Beer <3
17:58:58 <Ana_Ng> beer