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03:31 Join: nerdygirl ([email protected]) to #melbourne
04:23 Join: Loof ([email protected]) to #melbourne
07:54 <Bastardly_One> Oh Loof
08:03 <Bastardly_One> I found my son ... well, he found me
08:19 <Loof> this little bugger accepted?
08:25 <Loof> oh found u
08:27 <Loof> cool
08:29 <Bastardly_One> thanks to a still standing FB fuckup I logged onto my real name FB
08:33 <Bastardly_One> weird as
08:43 <Bastardly_One> spoke to him tonight on the phone
08:47 <Loof> noice
08:51 <Loof> congrats man
08:53 <Bastardly_One> was like talking to me at nearly 20
08:57 <Loof> lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> weird as fuck
09:00 <Loof> trippy
09:08 <Bastardly_One> same politeness, he was stoned too
09:18 <Bastardly_One> and got bitchy as fuck when relaxed
09:19 <Bastardly_One> totally me
09:22 <Loof> lol
09:25 <Loof> yep
09:31 <Bastardly_One> I used to be polite as at his age too
09:44 <Loof> how old is he?
09:48 <Loof> oh 20
09:50 <Bastardly_One> 20 in Dec
10:12 <Maurice> I thought you had always spoken to him
10:16 <Bastardly_One> nerdy lookin' shit
10:28 <Bastardly_One> what I tell the fuckwits Maurice and what is reality
10:37 <Bastardly_One> I had to list check before saying that
10:47 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... today is the first legit time
10:52 <Bastardly_One> pretty spun out in a good way
11:01 <Maurice> Don't confuse me, I have been absent and thought thats what had been said
11:20 <Bastardly_One> yeah and re-read that
11:25 <Bastardly_One> translate into English
11:39 <Bastardly_One> what I tell the bandwagon masses of fucktardery
11:50 <Bastardly_One> and what is the actual truth are two different things
11:59 Join: British^Meat ([email protected]) to #melbourne
12:03 <Maurice> So if today is the legit time, I'm in the fucktard list
12:06 <Maurice> I resemble that remark
12:22 <Bastardly_One> lol ... no ... and I thought you were going for 3 days or some shit?
12:26 Join: yaacov ([email protected]) to #melbourne
12:27 <Bastardly_One> hasnt it only been overnight?
12:29 <Maurice> I've been gone since sunday..
12:34 <yaacov> liar
12:49 <Maurice> And I've been half dead since tuesday
12:51 <Bastardly_One> get the fuck out of ... what?
13:08 <Bastardly_One> Jesus Christ ... where the fuck have I been all week?
13:18 <Bastardly_One> whoa ... get off the pot B1
13:28 <Loof> get back on the pot Loof
15:11 <yaacov> get back on the pot Loof
15:50 Quit: couleurs ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
15:58 <Bastardly_One> Loof
16:24 <Bastardly_One> actually forgot what I was gonna say
16:29 <Bastardly_One> brb ... doing a race thing
16:33 <Loof> k
17:07 <Bastardly_One> fuck
17:18 <Bastardly_One> it hit morning JUST as I got there
17:18 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:34 <Bastardly_One> guess I'm doing a Beverley mission
18:13 Quit: StrykerX ([email protected]) Quit:
18:52 <Loof> i finally passed that fucking heist
18:59 <Bastardly_One> why the fuck is it whenever I get in a car or on a bike
19:06 <Bastardly_One> and I turn it on to Los Santos Rock
19:15 <Loof> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O410jtXI5bU&feature=youtu.be&t=6m15s
19:19 <Bastardly_One> that Chicago are playing?
19:20 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad Foundation Jam + Mr. Cop! (New Song) (May 14, 2014) 11:08 - Category: People & Blogs - 486 views views - 3 likes (75%), 1 dislikes (25%)
22:26 Quit: slower ([email protected]) Quit:
24:33 Join: beehhh ([email protected]) to #melbourne
24:34 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFAodHvcpSw
24:39 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pearl Jam-Bee Girl (Sep 23, 2010) 1:46 - Category: Music - 48,504 views - 197 likes (99%), 2 dislikes (1%)
24:44 <beehhh> Thanks heaven i got nothing to do with straya
25:11 <Maurice> Then stop fucking mentioning it
25:33 <beehhh> hey Maurice missed you last few days where have ya been
25:39 Join: kinda_boringmale ([email protected]) to #melbourne
25:43 <Taco> cunts are fucked aye
25:43 <Maurice> Dead
26:16 <stebie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq5dCniC8NI
26:21 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Derryn Hinch Amiga Demo 1990 (Oct 4, 2008) 5:27 - Category: Comedy - 2,127 views - 14 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
26:30 <stebie> old school
26:33 <beehhh> south east got battered by a freak strom it flipped the aeroplanes and smashes through windscreen the size of golf balls
27:15 <British^Meat> i hearted my amiga
27:31 <beehhh> *with the
28:07 <beehhh> hail merry xmas
28:21 <British^Meat> not seen this derryn hinch demo, i didnt know the amiga was popular over here
29:12 <stebie> well, we had an amiga 500 and an amiga 2000 growing up
29:20 <stebie> not sure about everyone else
29:46 <stebie> there's a demo i vaguely remember but can't find
29:51 <British^Meat> cool, i had the 600
29:52 <stebie> not sure what it was called
29:57 <British^Meat> i'll show u one iu remembered
30:14 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/aouTLI8bBrQ
30:15 <stebie> was yours the 600hd or whatever it was called?
30:18 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Budbrain - Megademo (1990) Amiga (Dec 21, 2010) 13:45 - Category: Film & Animation - 43,523 views - 223 likes (90.3%), 24 dislikes (9.7%)
30:30 <British^Meat> nah, no hdd, it was just smaller
30:50 Quit: nerdygirl ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
31:12 <Loof> australian crackers unitied demos were good
31:25 Part: SpanishGuy12 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
32:20 <stebie> i remember trying to make some demos like this back in the day
32:29 <stebie> was hit and miss getting it to work
32:43 <stebie> when it didn't, no reason - it was just farked
34:51 <Loof> best i could do is make animations with delux paint 3
35:09 <Loof> never was able to code on it
35:33 <stebie> lol, that's cool.. i just made simple stuff/images in deluxe paint
36:46 Quit: partay ([email protected]) Quit:
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40:30 Quit: kinda_boringmale ([email protected]) Quit:
40:46 Join: SpanishGuy12 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
40:57 Part: SpanishGuy12 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
44:20 <Bastardly_One> think I might go online
44:22 <Taco> no really
44:25 <Bastardly_One> with GTA I mean
44:27 <Taco> cunts are fucked aye
44:31 <Taco> like dis cunt
44:31 <bee_girl> hey Taco
44:36 <Taco> hey Taco
44:41 <bee_girl> hows u?
44:43 <beehhh> cooking fillet spagetti brb
44:47 <Taco> I want work to finish
44:53 <Taco> work is ghey
44:57 <bee_girl> u at work?
44:59 <Taco> yea
45:02 <bee_girl> ugh
45:09 <beehhh> he's a male jigoolo
45:21 <Loof> i might get stuck right into farcry 4
45:29 <Loof> it has a semi autoaim!
46:40 <Loof> the sooner i complete it the sooner i can kill that damn pagan min
46:43 <Bastardly_One> I'm still 50/50 about that
47:45 <Taco> I'm pretty hungry
47:47 <Taco> I want taco
48:18 <Taco> senorita
48:22 <Bastardly_One> I just got to a server with 18 people and not one person with job points
48:34 <Bastardly_One> that says "free for all" ... fuck that
48:34 <AB_De_Villiers> rofl
48:47 <Taco> lollerskates
48:57 <Bastardly_One> that means "we're goin' around hunting each other"
48:59 <AB_De_Villiers> Pagan Min is a legend
49:06 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:15 <Bastardly_One> I hate the cunt in the trailers
49:16 <AB_De_Villiers> Me... And you.... We're gonna FUCK SHIT UP!
49:18 <Bastardly_One> he is putting me off getting it
49:31 <Loof> should i stay or should i go
49:39 <Loof> i had to watch the intro again
49:41 <Loof> its that good
49:42 <AB_De_Villiers> chimes in 'should I stay or should I go'
49:50 <AB_De_Villiers> It is yes
50:17 <AB_De_Villiers> I love it when he stabs the troop "I give you one job AND YOU COULDN'T FUCKING DO IT"
50:30 <Loof> that was fucked up
50:32 <Loof> loved it
50:36 <AB_De_Villiers> haha yes
50:49 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MItGoIxoVGk
50:52 <Bastardly_One> Loof
50:54 <BlackDevil> Youtube: American Sniper Official Trailer #1 (2015) - Bradley Cooper Movie HD (Oct 2, 2014) 1:51 - Category: Film & Animation - 1,828,211 views - 9,561 likes (97.9%), 204 dislikes (2.1%)
51:02 <Bastardly_One> I will play with you at some stage soon because
51:05 <AB_De_Villiers> "There is a party, waiting for YOU and me"
51:08 <Bastardly_One> turns out my headset rocks
51:12 <Loof> noice
51:18 <Loof> you can hear my homo voice
51:24 <AB_De_Villiers> heh
51:49 <Loof> i hate my gay melbourne accent
51:50 <Bastardly_One> I just need to fucking control everything
51:58 <AB_De_Villiers> I'm 29.9% through Far Cry 4 and I have a slight crush on Amita.
51:59 <Bastardly_One> to the point I will be telling you how to do the mission
52:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
52:33 <Loof> is the storyline that bad AB_De_Villiers ?
52:42 <AB_De_Villiers> Loof you can chose
52:43 <Loof> heard its all over the place and unfollowable
52:46 <AB_De_Villiers> choose*
52:48 <Loof> cool
52:51 <AB_De_Villiers> Not so much
52:56 <AB_De_Villiers> You kind of choose where you go
53:05 Join: katatonic_kate01 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
53:09 Nick: British^Meat is now known as BMP
53:10 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
53:29 <beehhh> http://www.gibbsgourmet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/oil-virgin-VB-OLO-044-600x600.jpg
53:37 <AB_De_Villiers> Amita is more like modern, as in "lets sells drugs to fund the country" and Sabal is like "Let's be traditional and work off the land"
53:57 <Loof> throwing some bait in amongst a bunch of bad guys to lur a bear is pretty damn cool
54:04 <AB_De_Villiers> hahahahaha
54:05 <AB_De_Villiers> yes
54:07 <AB_De_Villiers> yes is it
54:14 <beehhh> i cook fillets instead of meat
54:15 <AB_De_Villiers> so is shooting a captive elephant in the ass
54:28 <Loof> i saw them do that on ign!
54:32 <AB_De_Villiers> the elephants full on pick up the pirates and throw them
54:35 <AB_De_Villiers> yes
54:46 <Loof> can wait to get to that bit
54:59 <beehhh> brisbane n sunshine coast got batterted by a freak cell storm
55:06 <Loof> i had the bear and that tiger from the cage killing them all
55:09 <AB_De_Villiers> I ride the elephants close to the enemy bases, then shoot them from a far with the sniper rifles
55:16 <AB_De_Villiers> haha yes loof
55:19 <AB_De_Villiers> thats always a treat
55:29 <AB_De_Villiers> The throwing knives are cool too
55:39 <Bastardly_One> OMG! ... do you two remember that neurotic fitness bitch in GTA?
55:48 <Loof> yeah she was hot
55:49 <AB_De_Villiers> they dont make any noise, you throw then at the enemies heads
55:53 <Bastardly_One> I forgot about her ... just about to run the pants off the bitch
55:53 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:54 <beehhh> bikies are on the large of meth importation
56:28 <AB_De_Villiers> I have yet to even put gta 5 in the console due to FC4
56:32 <AB_De_Villiers> Ill have to get onto it
56:41 <Loof> you got the bundle on the 18th?
56:45 <AB_De_Villiers> yes
56:47 <AB_De_Villiers> yes i did
56:47 <Loof> same lol
56:51 <beehhh> good old champs like romper no longer exist as a key role player in their gang, all the young meth addicts tak3n over
56:52 <AB_De_Villiers> haha nice work
56:58 <Loof> i wasnt even expecting far cry 4
57:03 <AB_De_Villiers> same here
57:05 <Loof> they just advertised gta v only
57:09 <Loof> i was like wtf!
57:09 <beehhh> *chap
57:10 <Loof> awesome
57:13 <AB_De_Villiers> haha nice work
57:38 <AB_De_Villiers> When I bought I went in, thinking.. "I'll see how I feel"
57:46 <AB_De_Villiers> But when I saw the sign with fc4
57:48 <beehhh> ice is the worst drug of all
57:49 <AB_De_Villiers> I' like
57:50 <AB_De_Villiers> SOLD!
57:58 <Loof> haha thats so good
58:06 <Loof> it's mah bday!
58:11 <Loof> thats how i felt
58:17 <AB_De_Villiers> For sure!
58:37 <Loof> wonder what online is like
58:41 <Loof> far cry
59:04 <Loof> are you getting the season pass?
59:09 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGXHVlEklgQ
59:13 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dumb and Dumber To - Official Trailer Premiere (Jun 10, 2014) 2:41 - Category: Comedy - 26,252,751 views - likes (94.1%), 4,868 dislikes (5.9%)
59:27 <katatonic_kate01> um
01:44 <yaacov> we all live together as 1
01:48 <beehhh> norell and I cried about the world crisis together
02:13 <beehhh> Norway has hope for me i believe
02:36 <yaacov> come to australia so I can kill you beehhh
03:03 <beehhh> not many goes there because of the language barrier and the heavy deposit of the education but the catch 22 is there
03:56 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuU0M2xBasc
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TAKEN 3 | Exclusive Trailer [HD] | 20th Century FOX (Sep 30, 2014) 2:33 - Category: Film & Animation - 8,597,006 views - likes (97.6%), 1,002 dislikes (2.4%)
04:04 <katatonic_kate01> yaacov that's not very nice
04:11 <amsy> language barrier
04:23 <amsy> most people speak english fluently
04:46 <AB_De_Villiers> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whnIM3q0pd4
04:50 <BlackDevil> Youtube: FAR CRY 4 - Offical Trailer E3 2014 [HD] (Jun 9, 2014) 6:06 - Category: Gaming - 211,600 views - 1,245 likes (98.5%), 19 dislikes (1.5%)
05:05 <AB_De_Villiers> There is a party... Waiting, for you.
05:28 <katatonic_kate01> far cry - next
05:30 <katatonic_kate01> lame
05:32 <katatonic_kate01> next
05:46 <yaacov> farcry is not lame
05:47 <christopher> hi katatonic_kate01
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> hi chris :D
06:07 <katatonic_kate01> yes it is lame
06:28 <beehhh> amsy dont tell everyone that
06:29 <AB_De_Villiers> AND I GOT BLOOD ON MY FUCKING SHOES
06:34 <beehhh> btw shh heh
06:53 <Loof> we should coop sometime
06:56 <katatonic_kate01> next time kill with your shoes off?
07:05 <AB_De_Villiers> Loof yes we should
07:14 <AB_De_Villiers> ill invite you next time
07:17 <Loof> think i added you cant remember
07:23 <beehhh> i want to cook the altantic fillets one day too expensive in malaysia
07:31 <AB_De_Villiers> rofl @ katatonic_kate01 calling anything lame but herself
07:40 <Loof> whats your psn nick again?
08:07 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvsnc6NCJp8
08:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How Norwegian`s Speaks English (May 17, 2014) 7:37 - Category: Comedy - 1,654 views - 34 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
08:18 <katatonic_kate01> ah, i'm not lame. So I wouldn't call myself lame.
08:20 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
08:37 <Loof> def not a lame game
08:40 <Loof> next
08:43 <Loof> :P
08:49 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:58 <katatonic_kate01> IN YOUR OPINION
09:05 <AB_De_Villiers> Loof HereComesTheOost, next time you want to take a fortress invite me, I've taken two of the four
09:15 <Loof> cool
09:16 <AB_De_Villiers> The closest I guess to where you start
09:18 <Loof> will do
09:22 <katatonic_kate01> i'm just disagreeing because I can…..
10:03 <AB_De_Villiers> katatonic_kate01 change your name back to katatonic_Cake
10:05 <AB_De_Villiers> it fits better
10:09 <AB_De_Villiers> if you know what I mean
10:19 <katatonic_kate01> no, I do actually
10:28 <katatonic_kate01> don't
10:54 <beehhh> amsy how do you put up with these
12:36 <beehhh> katatonic_kate01 i heard you bought a stolen coffee machine from the myer for half price at the cashconvo
12:49 <beehhh> *cash converter
12:53 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah
13:01 <AB_De_Villiers> katatonic_kate01: don't worry my dear, I have cleared my calender for you.... You and I, are gonna tear shit up!
13:14 <Loof> lol
13:17 <katatonic_kate01> you read lots of strange things on austnet
13:24 <beehhh> hows that working for ya miss?
13:29 <katatonic_kate01> oh really AB?
13:39 <Bastardly_One> in the words of Trevor
13:44 <Bastardly_One> uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!
13:52 <katatonic_kate01> pretty huge assumption there….
14:01 <AB_De_Villiers> Should I say or should I go dun dun dun dun dunnnn
14:04 <Bastardly_One> (ya know he means business when he groans)
14:10 <beehhh> people get hit by a criket ball but never heard of cutting brain for that
14:30 <Loof> man you're making me want to play it so bad AB_De_Villiers
14:37 <AB_De_Villiers> haha
14:43 Quit: druff ([email protected]) Quit: G-Lined
14:44 <Loof> you tease
14:46 <AB_De_Villiers> excellent
14:47 <Loof> :P
15:02 <AB_De_Villiers> I have trouble not playing it
15:02 <beehhh> some icebags would a fix the chap right up but then he went under surgery without his will
15:11 <katatonic_kate01> not playing it
15:16 <Loof> is farcry 3 out for ps4?
15:18 <katatonic_kate01> are you guys talking about your dicks?
15:21 <Loof> lol
15:26 <beehhh> mine was cut
15:33 <beehhh> i hate surgents
15:38 <AB_De_Villiers> You just can't walk or drive from one destination to another without action and trouble
15:43 <AB_De_Villiers> loof no
15:46 <Loof> ah bummer
15:55 <beehhh> they almost chopped my head off
15:57 <AB_De_Villiers> Imagine the ps4 version though
15:59 <Bastardly_One> why bummer?
16:03 <AB_De_Villiers> Vaas is awesome
16:07 <Loof> agreed
16:09 <Bastardly_One> all you did was drive around an island
16:13 <Bastardly_One> shooting niggers
16:15 <AB_De_Villiers> FC3 was my fav game before FC4 came out
16:16 <Bastardly_One> that's all you did
16:17 <AB_De_Villiers> thats why
16:22 <Loof> lol
16:22 <Bastardly_One> was shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
16:23 <Fez> B1 u play mine craft?
16:25 <AB_De_Villiers> heh
16:29 <AB_De_Villiers> no way b1
16:33 <Loof> i had it on pc it was awesome
16:40 <Bastardly_One> answer yourself this Fez
16:43 <beehhh> brb dinner is cooled in the freezer already
16:49 <Bastardly_One> do I seem like I would play Minecraft?
16:55 <Fez> Yes
16:58 <Fez> No
17:03 <Bastardly_One> heh
17:03 <Fez> Idunno
17:06 <Bastardly_One> but yes I do
17:12 <Fez> Thats why im asking
17:17 <Bastardly_One> I'm admin on a famous person's server for real
17:18 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:24 <Bastardly_One> yeah I've been into it for years
17:24 <Fez> I knew it :P
17:28 <AB_De_Villiers> The main thing I miss about fc3 is the island / beach atmosphere, I love the beach, surfing and anything to do with the open ocean and walking tropics
17:56 <Loof> i love the carribean
18:05 <Fez> Get a bpat game
18:09 <Fez> Boat
18:15 <Fez> Boat sim 15
18:33 <AB_De_Villiers> Loof where do you think fc3 was based? There are some Aussie / NZ accents in it....
18:49 <Loof> not sure man
18:55 <AB_De_Villiers> Some of the animals you hunt are found only in indonesia and AU
18:55 <Loof> seems south american
18:58 <Bastardly_One> Oh
19:18 <AB_De_Villiers> The Casoworries are only found here or indo
19:18 <Bastardly_One> you two found the random tranny near the zombie guy on Vinewood yet?
19:24 <Bastardly_One> I should link it
19:29 <Bastardly_One> I took a pic of course
19:30 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:30 <AB_De_Villiers> link it man
19:47 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's in my snaps so has to be on my social club
19:48 <Bastardly_One> hang on
20:01 <AB_De_Villiers> excellent
20:41 <AB_De_Villiers> katatonic_kate01, don't worry my dear, I have cleared my calender for you.... You and I, are gonna TEAR SHIT UP!
21:39 <Bastardly_One> blah
21:44 <Bastardly_One> I will later ... stupid thing
21:48 <AB_De_Villiers> no good
21:56 <AB_De_Villiers> no worries
22:32 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
23:24 Join: Bonny ([email protected]) to #melbourne
23:43 <AB_De_Villiers> Another factor on FC4, the drug use, some druggies on there, offered me a joint and then stabbed me with something... It sent me into a killing arena
23:48 <AB_De_Villiers> The shit is fucked up
24:16 <AB_De_Villiers> I killed the arena boss when I had then chance, the option was 'listen to her' or 'shoot her in the head'
24:24 <AB_De_Villiers> I opted to shoot her in the head
25:20 <AB_De_Villiers> katatonic_kate01 where is your place of residence ?
25:32 <AB_De_Villiers> Would you like to move to Kyrat?
26:04 <katatonic_kate01> AB….
26:11 <katatonic_kate01> I live in….. India!
26:28 Join: Digerati ([email protected]) to #melbourne
27:01 <Digerati> yo beagle
27:13 <Loof> /ignore Digeretardi
27:26 <AB_De_Villiers> katatonic_kate01, How many Bell Towers have you taken control of?
27:40 <katatonic_kate01> i don't need to take control of any
27:53 <Loof> ok then how many penises have you taken control of?
27:56 <Loof> :P
27:58 <AB_De_Villiers> rofl
28:08 <AB_De_Villiers> None I'd suggest
28:11 <Loof> lol
28:51 <katatonic_kate01> I don't need to take 'control' of anyone's cock
28:56 <AB_De_Villiers> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whnIM3q0pd4
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: FAR CRY 4 - Offical Trailer E3 2014 [HD] (Jun 9, 2014) 6:06 - Category: Gaming - 211,600 views - 1,247 likes (98.5%), 19 dislikes (1.5%)
29:10 <AB_De_Villiers> I got BLOOD on MY SHOES
29:27 <Loof> wonder how much the last of us remastered is
29:31 <Digerati> http://www.youtube.com/
29:32 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
29:33 <Loof> i want that shit bad
29:36 <AB_De_Villiers> Same
30:32 <AB_De_Villiers> I'm buying myself Sleeping Dogs Definitive and Last of Us for xmas
31:06 <katatonic_kate01> eh
31:47 <Bastardly_One> do not get the first
31:55 <Bastardly_One> ever played it on the PS3?
33:04 <AB_De_Villiers> katatonic_kate01, I said stop the bus, yes stop the bus. Not shoot the bus... I'm very particular with my words... Stop, shoot, stop, shoot. Do they sound, the same?
33:34 <AB_De_Villiers> b1 yes
33:40 <AB_De_Villiers> I loved sleeping dogs
34:15 <beehhh> me getting the asus zenfhone 5 with 1.6ghz
34:52 Join: ck^ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
35:12 <beehhh> http://www.asus.com/my/Phones/ZenFone_5_A501CG/
35:14 <katatonic_kate01> AB are you smoking crack
35:41 <Loof> yes yours
35:43 <Loof> :P
35:51 <beehhh> We know your ZenFone 5 will go everywhere with you, so we’ve built in quad-band technology to connect you to high-quality voice and high-speed data networks across all four corners of the globe
36:15 <Bastardly_One> hahaha @ micheal head bopping to ZZ Top
36:17 <beehhh> katatonic_kate01 you like 69?
36:29 <Bastardly_One> would be funnier if it wasn't fucking first person and I am trying to drive
36:59 <beehhh> i had one too many of carlsburg today
37:02 <Loof> i had to youtube that michael ketamin sequence again
37:06 <Loof> love that song it plays
38:16 <Loof> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puDY0iqHQZI
38:20 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Grand Theft Auto V - Jimmy Drugs Michael/Acid Trip (Sep 18, 2013) 11:37 - Category: Gaming - 341,467 views - 1,311 likes (93.4%), 93 dislikes (6.6%)
38:20 <beehhh> years back everything was different now the asians took over especially from africa n srilanka
38:58 <beehhh> i know amsy has a good spirit for me
39:22 <beagle> i go to pokies i put in 100 take out 100 and leave
39:28 <beagle> evened it up
39:29 <katatonic_kate01> er
39:38 <beagle> one beer was free from extra winning
39:46 <beagle> this late at night !
39:50 <beagle> oh well i was bored
39:53 <beehhh> beers are the only go
39:54 <beagle> good to be back home
40:02 <beagle> yes beehhh i bought beer 3 pints
40:03 <beehhh> VB or Carlsburg
40:03 <katatonic_kate01> pokies suck
40:07 <beagle> ill go back again sometime
40:11 <Loof> hangovers are proof alcohol is shit
40:13 <beagle> pokies usually fucking totaly suck
40:19 <beagle> but i won it back what i put in so its fine
40:32 <beagle> only spend $20 , lost 20.
40:33 <beehhh> beer helps to clean the stomach
40:34 Quit: Pagan ([email protected]) Quit: Light travels faster then sound, which is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak
40:36 <beagle> and stayed half hour
40:40 <beagle> well i guess
40:46 <beagle> beer is better than shit wine
40:54 <Loof> gamblers are the most pathetic creatures on earth
40:58 <beagle> someone next to me a neighbour is going to give me a lift to buy wine or beer tomorrow
41:08 <beehhh> from england here I cum to norway
41:10 <Loof> worse than methheads
41:36 Quit: AB_De_Villiers ([email protected]) Quit: Bye!
41:48 <beehhh> oh yeah remember what i was thinking during my dinner table thoughts
41:52 <beagle> my friend who is giving me a lift tomorrow is aussie norweigen
42:03 <beehhh> people who imports drug should be sentenced to death, keeping them in jail is a waste of taxpayers money
42:05 <beehhh> people who imports drug should be sentenced to death, keeping them in jail is a waste of taxpayers money
42:19 <beagle> we hate em but we dont kill em australia doesnt kill they just put in jail
42:31 <beagle> i do think australia HAD death penalty
42:34 <beagle> but abolished it
42:38 <beehhh> keeping them in jail is a waste of taxpayers money
42:59 <beagle> 87 dollars in bank and 80 dollars in cash
43:01 <katatonic_kate01> eh
43:03 <beagle> im doing okay
43:14 <beehhh> wow your richer than I m8
43:19 <beagle> if i walked but this time night ... er no... then i'd have another 50.
43:35 <beagle> i would walk with neighbour but he has car allready i walked around with him other night
43:39 <beehhh> i do miss paul_banks
43:44 <beagle> him?
43:51 <beagle> hmmmmmm'
43:55 <beagle> not for while
44:33 <Loof> alcohol is the lamest most noob drug available
44:48 <beagle> everyones asleep , it seems most people are asleep even americans even tho its early morning or something there
45:04 <beehhh> not if you drink beers moderately though
45:13 <katatonic_kate01> meh to beer
45:14 <beagle> i am wondering if i should buy a lottery ticket
45:20 <beagle> b33r is awesome
45:22 <katatonic_kate01> wine is where it's at
45:25 <katatonic_kate01> mofos!
45:27 <beagle> i cannot afford more than wine tomorrow
45:33 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:39 <beagle> port wine , varies all time , its about $12 here
45:41 <beehhh> everything has its limit, dont just fetch your gf a 95% polish spirit to death on her birthday
45:49 <beagle> peter vella , beehhh favourite is fucking expensive
45:58 <beagle> but it has flavours
46:17 <beehhh> its got strawberry n cherries beagle in petervella delicious red
46:22 <beagle> lol @ asus phone, bee
46:23 <Loof> not cheap wine i hope kate
46:25 <beagle> my laptops asus
46:31 <Loof> only the good shit
46:36 <katatonic_kate01> no, not goon
46:38 <beehhh> gives you extra blood to cope a hit from even asteroid
46:39 <Loof> cool
46:41 <beagle> i just bought new battery for it ... took about week arrive. gives you longer like hour longer than original battery
46:46 <beagle> woohoo!
46:57 <katatonic_kate01> I think i need a new phone soon
47:05 <beagle> after using 42 inch in 1080p the laptop screen 1336x720 or something seems very sharp but tiny
47:05 <katatonic_kate01> and i might get a new number too
47:20 Join: proteic ([email protected]) to #melbourne
47:20 <beagle> i bought new number for landline it was like $30 i aint doing that again
47:24 <Loof> get a nexus
47:41 <Loof> wish i had of instead of my s5
47:44 <katatonic_kate01> samsung i think
47:46 <beehhh> fuck me arse before you gogo
47:58 <katatonic_kate01> I think… donno yet
48:13 <beagle> just took good photo of tilly on camera phone
48:16 <beagle> i wanna print it out
48:33 <beagle> then tomorrow friend mine and me put in new ink carts (ive no idea how the bloke that delivered it did it) ill guess , lol
48:59 <beehhh> http://www.blackmarketwine.info/bkpvdr.jpg
49:19 <beagle> bee wanna skype from laptop australia to miri laptop
49:21 <beagle> bored
49:31 <beagle> one moment tho making coffee and printing tilly
49:46 <katatonic_kate01> :/
49:47 <beehhh> full of goodness inside
50:02 <Loof> headaches the next morning
50:03 <Loof> no thanks
50:17 <beehhh> you have a 3D printer beagle?
50:22 <beagle> i wish i stayed at pub longer
50:25 <beagle> because im so bored
50:34 <beagle> and everyones machine was jackpotting from folks playing in day
50:35 <beagle> er
50:37 <beagle> 3d , no
50:39 <beagle> its A4
50:40 <beehhh> pubs are cool place to hangaround and the casino
50:43 <beagle> mx 926 canon pixma.
50:49 <beagle> i prefer pub
50:51 Nick: DragonMaster is now known as DragonM|A
50:52 <beagle> tho i think u can smoke at casino
51:11 <katatonic_kate01> since when
51:18 <beehhh> i remember when the skycity gone under a major renovation in the year 03
51:28 Quit: Digerati ([email protected]) EOF from client
51:34 <katatonic_kate01> in the pokies section
51:44 <beehhh> there used to be two german sheperds guarding the carpark in 2000
51:49 <beagle> new desktop said it had 6 usb and they gave me 8 lol
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> why do you need 8
52:01 <beagle> and a usb 3.0
52:03 <beagle> lol i dont
52:12 <katatonic_kate01> i have 2
52:28 <beagle> i went nuts cause was running out of usb on laptop and bought adaptor to add 3 more but dont need 8 on desktop cause it all goes wireless
52:34 <beagle> laptop only has 2
52:37 <katatonic_kate01> :/
52:50 <katatonic_kate01> yeah my laptop only has 2…. i hardly use them
53:02 <beehhh> kk can u squirt on webc
53:07 <beagle> just for bluetooth dongle on laptop
53:12 <katatonic_kate01> can you
53:21 * beagle sends photo to print to desktop ....
53:23 <beagle> and ... and...
53:26 <beehhh> my cock is sleeping
53:31 <katatonic_kate01> beehh
53:42 <katatonic_kate01> I don't need or WANT to see your cock
53:45 <katatonic_kate01> so i'm glad it's asleep
53:49 <Bonny> lol
53:52 <beehhh> well i show ya someday
53:58 <beagle> my brother when i was skyping with bee walks up drunk n pulls out his cock
53:58 <katatonic_kate01> no thanks!
54:13 <beehhh> have a look anyway
54:24 <katatonic_kate01> I'll ask if I wanna see anyone's cock here
54:27 <katatonic_kate01> if i haven't asked
54:28 <beagle> DOH! bluetooth doesnt wanna work.
54:32 <katatonic_kate01> DONT bother
54:33 <beagle> it did other day i send like 30megabyte
54:41 <yaacov> only a true loser says pokies suck
54:45 <beagle> well 300 megabyte . takes AAAAAAAAAAGES even on bluetooth 4
55:05 <beehhh> i played the big wheels at the conrad jupiters n won 10grand once
55:16 <beagle> cunt , lol
55:30 <beehhh> we blew it on pros n motel
55:42 <katatonic_kate01> Oh as fucking if
55:48 <katatonic_kate01> fuck men lie !
56:21 <beehhh> staying at the mark on top is not cheap and the fuel cost from melb to brissie and back
56:26 <yaacov> fuck women lie
56:27 <yaacov> talk shit bitch
56:35 <yaacov> i believe beehhh won that
56:36 <beehhh> stayed few night at sydney manytimes
56:43 <yaacov> i have seen mates win 35g off roulette
56:48 <katatonic_kate01> ah yaacov… I think YOU lie!
56:54 <yaacov> good for u bitch
56:54 <beagle> laptop is ready bee
57:00 <beagle> ill just load skype do u wanna chat
57:05 <beehhh> actually i travlled the whole lot of NSW more than anyother states
57:06 <yaacov> my gf won your months salary in 1 go
57:20 <katatonic_kate01> yaacov you said you gf is 13
57:21 <yaacov> even i did and im not that great at pokies
57:24 <yaacov> she is
57:27 <beagle> austnet cancelled my nibiru login and i kinda needed it cause laptop
57:27 <katatonic_kate01> oh
57:29 <yaacov> doesnt mean she cant play pokies
57:30 <beehhh> once you cross it and back its double trip
57:37 <silverapple> ?
57:41 <yaacov> beehhh nsw is amazing state
57:44 <yaacov> the best
57:50 <yaacov> so much to do and see
57:57 <beehhh> i liked coffs harbour and tweedheads
58:04 <beehhh> amazing indeed
58:12 <katatonic_kate01> I wouldn't believe anything yaacov said
58:19 <katatonic_kate01> he probably lives out west
58:26 <katatonic_kate01> never trust a 'westie'
58:40 <beehhh> well he aint back for the last seven years and here i am
58:51 <katatonic_kate01> eh?
59:02 <yaacov> nothing wrong with westies
59:11 <katatonic_kate01> yeah there is
59:16 <yaacov> ok what?
59:24 <katatonic_kate01> they have a tendency to stretch the truth a lot
59:27 <katatonic_kate01> in my experience
59:31 <yaacov> really?
59:33 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
59:36 <katatonic_kate01> really
59:42 <yaacov> and what experience do you have?
59:44 <beagle> this is kinda weird, laptop wants to connect to my television
59:49 <yaacov> because you are a westie yourself
59:54 <beagle> sony bravia 42 inch. all the wireless connectivity in the world
59:57 <yaacov> so this would be great to hear
00:02 <katatonic_kate01> oh it would take a while to explain in detail
00:08 <katatonic_kate01> no, i'm not a westie actually
00:22 <katatonic_kate01> but i digress....
00:23 <beehhh> im getting the newer model of the asusfone worth the wait
00:35 <beehhh> zenfone 5 got 3 different models
01:05 <beagle> yeah what do they cost tho like 500 dollars
01:08 <katatonic_kate01> what is a zenfone?
01:10 <beagle> my phones okay ...
01:12 <beehhh> 500RM
01:17 <beagle> okay theyre cheap
01:28 <yaacov> you are not a westie?
01:29 <yaacov> really
01:38 <katatonic_kate01> nope
01:39 <yaacov> beehhh that is a top phone i am considering that
01:46 <yaacov> hahahaha katatonic_kate01 you are funny
01:48 <yaacov> not a westie
01:58 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/25632683/savage-storm-lashes-south-east/
02:03 <Loof> lol @ windows phones
02:10 <yaacov> you come from the central coast, that is worse than most west sydney areas i have been around
02:19 <katatonic_kate01> oh realy
02:22 <katatonic_kate01> really
02:31 <beehhh> check it for yourself
02:32 <katatonic_kate01> you appear to know an awful lot about me
02:34 <yaacov> see what you are is an idiot
02:38 <katatonic_kate01> funny….
02:38 <yaacov> you are a know it all
02:47 <yaacov> talk a lot of shit for your own good fatty
02:53 <katatonic_kate01> lol
02:57 <katatonic_kate01> ah too funny
03:07 <Loof> http://www.wicb.org/
03:17 <beehhh> kk i heard you melt your dildo in a dishwasher
03:26 <yaacov> too funny
03:31 <katatonic_kate01> naw
03:41 <yaacov> katatonic_kate01 you come from area where the youth unemployment and homelessness is the most in the state
03:50 <yaacov> dont go barking up like you grew up well off
03:54 <yaacov> went to a good school etc
04:03 <yaacov> just pipe the fuck down for a bit ok
04:07 <yaacov> before i rip you a new asshole
04:08 <katatonic_kate01> lol - did I say I did?
04:13 <beehhh> i used to work in the savoy park plaza n tatou restaurant in the 97/98
04:13 <yaacov> yeh you did
04:15 <yaacov> just shut up
04:19 <yaacov> you are a wannabe snob
04:24 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*yacov@*.bigpond.net.au
04:24 Kick: yaacov was kicked by ChanOP ((Maurice) Stop it, troll.)
04:27 <katatonic_kate01> lol oooh a little defensive !
04:39 <beagle> thank fuck i bought a new lighter the yellow one was fucked. this ones got pictures of old speedster cars on it ...
04:46 <beagle> BIC , but not even THOSE work all time
04:50 <beehhh> melbourne was different atleast to my view
04:59 <katatonic_kate01> I liked melbourne
05:22 <beehhh> something remains intact cannot be taken or stolen by any other circumtences
05:34 <beagle> beehhh is sleepy and only thing he can use is irc
05:36 <beagle> no skype tonight
05:43 <beagle> blurred vision he needs to sleep :P
05:58 <beehhh> eyes wide shut beagle barely could see blurred lines
06:09 <beagle> i get that if i stay awake 2 days
06:18 <katatonic_kate01> weird
06:28 <beagle> if only the pub had wireless
06:36 <beagle> i would sit there chatting on laptop for hours , why not
06:47 <beehhh> remember before the aquatic center there used to be a carpark kk
06:49 <Loof> brrrrrrr
06:50 <Loof> cold
06:52 <beagle> its pretty safe, its next to an enourmous police academy
06:56 <beagle> police place
07:16 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha!
07:17 <beehhh> kk you used to work at the top of the town right?
07:20 <beagle> if you tried to rob that place you'd end up looking like an idiot comedian
07:25 <beehhh> where we shagged
07:29 <Bastardly_One> fuck some funny incidental shit happens in this game
07:40 * beagle somehow doubts beehhh shagged katatonic_kate01
07:49 <beehhh> or the teveren down below the flinders
07:52 <Loof> i'm gonna eat me some turkey
07:56 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
08:06 <katatonic_kate01> I have NOT fucked beehhh
08:11 <beehhh> lol i was only kitting
08:16 <beagle> thank fuck i came back with money i might have come back with nothing i have to pay optus
08:24 <Maurice> Yeah katatonic_kate01, only kitting
08:32 <beehhh> well i wore a condom so we are safe
08:37 <beagle> that asus zenphone is similar to my old phone bee
08:44 <beagle> probably much faster for shit like google earth
08:51 <katatonic_kate01> beehhh
08:56 <katatonic_kate01> in your dreams
09:10 <beehhh> dreams are kinda old by now dont ya reckon
09:23 <beehhh> this is 2014 not millenium anymore
09:25 <katatonic_kate01> for you, yeah
09:50 <Loof> `ban all alcos
10:18 <Bastardly_One> you should keep playing this Loof
10:19 <beehhh> just had fish with WA carrot
10:28 <beagle> kinda just had feeling that beehhh was dreaming awake again
10:30 <katatonic_kate01> :/
10:30 <beagle> lol
10:43 <katatonic_kate01> I think so
10:51 <beagle> blind melon - no rain
10:53 <beehhh> naturale stoner
11:02 <beagle> ill listen to it tomorrow while i get drunk
11:18 <katatonic_kate01> YAY for FRIDAY
11:18 <beehhh> carlsburg are good beer sometime
11:26 <katatonic_kate01> no work for me!
11:28 <beagle> my brother buys oettinger
11:31 <beagle> some german beer
11:32 <katatonic_kate01> par tay
11:41 <beagle> its like west end, he might well buy west end, its cheaper
11:45 <beagle> or melbourne bitter
11:52 <beehhh> i used to drink holsten in straya
12:02 <beagle> bloke told me melbourne bitter was best beer in australia .... im like na its coopers pale ale
12:22 <katatonic_kate01> meh to beer
12:31 <beehhh> if you'd ask me pick any dream beer i'd go for montieths lager
13:05 <Maurice> If you asked me to pick a beer, I'd pick the beehhh and beagle die asap beer
13:15 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
13:20 <katatonic_kate01> agree maurice
13:22 <katatonic_kate01> :P
13:29 <beagle> i win $33 on pokies tonight n they go NOT BAD ! mini jackpot ! then i win $106 and they say nothing thinking 'hrm i hope its me next time'
14:01 <beehhh> http://i.toau-media.com/contentFiles/image/sydney/feature/cbw-5beers.jpg
14:53 <beehhh> Maurice whats the best seller on tap in Perth?
15:00 <beagle> eating ham n cheese sandwich, lemonade, and creame pie ... then mars bar chocolate
15:00 <Maurice> Your mum
15:10 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
15:45 <beehhh> http://i.cdn.travel.cnn.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_large/public/2011/11/09/beer-i.main_.jpg?itok=JegBcfxM
16:24 <beagle> so much creame in this bun
16:26 <beehhh> cascade is another favorite one forgot about them
16:34 <beagle> yer that 1 is good
16:43 <beagle> premium
17:30 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdC5G1tj-tg
17:34 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Water" Ads for James Boag (J. Boag & Son) (Nov 11, 2012) 1:01 - Category: Film & Animation - 2,017 views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
20:33 Part: beehhh ([email protected]) from #melbourne
20:45 <Loof> thank fuck for that
21:10 <Loof> beehhh was really giving me the shits tonight
21:14 <Loof> lol
21:17 <katatonic_kate01> Ilol
24:12 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
24:36 <BlackDevil> he's been giving you laxatives?
25:27 <Bastardly_One> blah etc
26:07 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=613_1417099626
26:12 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Russia: This man has morphed his mouth into a DUCK BILL (Date: Nov-27-2014, 37 mins ago) - Views: 1389 - Played: 2371
27:17 Join: gir ([email protected]) to #melbourne
27:26 <katatonic_kate01> weirdo
27:57 <Bastardly_One> the guy or BlackDevil?
28:07 <katatonic_kate01> both?
28:16 <Bastardly_One> yep
28:48 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:59 Nick: gir is now known as [Maverick]
30:44 <katatonic_kate01> next?
32:51 <GoldSpade> katatonic_kate01
33:35 Quit: GoldSpade ([email protected]) Quit:
33:42 <beagle> a duck bill? is that smart or stupid or both ... very original atleast
33:53 <katatonic_kate01> yes
34:37 Quit: [Maverick] ([email protected]) Quit: i love having legs
35:05 <katatonic_kate01> annnnd next
35:14 <BlackDevil> not original
35:20 <BlackDevil> it started in africa
35:20 <katatonic_kate01> of course not
35:42 * beagle feels like playing with laser guided nerf pistol he bought in qld
35:59 <beagle> i pay em $90 they give it back saying 'i think i posted wrong address if you get it , its free' and it arrived
35:59 <Bastardly_One> Loof! Leave that faggot with the blond hipster haircut alone!
36:11 <Bastardly_One> oh shit
36:11 <beagle> all these allen keys to put batteries into laser
36:17 <Bastardly_One> he's one mission behind me :P
36:21 <beagle> i buy $20 worth they deliver , works fucken cool as
36:28 <beagle> showed em on paltalk
36:38 <Bastardly_One> beagle did you pass my message on?
36:41 <Bastardly_One> to china vagina?
36:53 <beagle> fired at obama photo i printed and stuck on wall
36:59 <beagle> couldnt find a pic of tony abbot
37:03 <Bastardly_One> oi beagle you drunk bum
37:10 <Bastardly_One> did you pass the message on or not?
37:10 <beagle> theyre like 'we dont know him he aint our prime minister print one of tony'
37:31 <beagle> so i tell people next door theyre like 'that guy looks like he is from MAD magazine so ugly dont print him'
37:38 Join: [Maverick] ([email protected]) to #melbourne
37:48 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:28 <katatonic_kate01> next!
40:56 <beagle> im gonna print tilly the cat having a stretch n laminate n frame it tomorrow
41:01 <beagle> with last bit of ink
41:17 <beagle> u dont get much ink really but ... what few dozen A4 photo prints but still , its only 23 dollars
41:44 <beagle> was thinking like 'this printer was 200 dollars i hope the ink doesnt cost much'
42:20 <beagle> naaa too blurry , i should used the flash
42:24 <beagle> cant waste ink on that
42:32 <beagle> okay as desktop pic
43:19 <beagle> mx926 canon pixma is damn cool printer , does it all. tho i have to work out how to replace ink cartridges.
43:24 <BlackDevil> beagle http://33.media.tumblr.com/e28061a67649e68bc51e8b3f041e7430/tumblr_nflwcnwd8X1qkdcd0o1_400.gif
43:29 <beagle> u can put in like 50 sheets n they scan one after another
43:42 <beagle> BlackDevil if u wanna , gimme a cool VERY high res photo to print out
43:48 <beagle> if i have enough ink ill send u one of them
43:48 <BlackDevil> yea because of inventory
44:15 <beagle> well , i thought that was a vagina but it was his chin.
44:40 <beagle> u need like 20 megapixel to make sure printing comes out sharp but one of them was 12 megapixel and its good
44:42 <BlackDevil> well vagins are chins of the body
44:52 Quit: [Maverick] ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
44:55 <beagle> i wanna find a magic eye 3D picture to print
45:03 <beagle> porno calls it 'cameltoe'
45:37 <BlackDevil> this one beagle http://writtenpolicy.com/maw-maw.jpg
46:41 <beagle> okay i sent it to printer in other room
46:53 <beagle> wireless is good for printers u can put it anywhere er , tho even neighbours can use it
47:00 <beagle> printer is warming up
47:22 <beagle> i dont hear the tray opening yet
47:43 <BlackDevil> thats why you lock it up mate
48:07 <beagle> "printer not responding"
48:08 <beagle> sigh.
48:17 <beagle> oh. wireless on router is off
49:11 <beagle> okay its printing now
49:18 <beagle> CLANK CLUNK WHIRRRRRRRRR
49:53 <beagle> yep. printing
49:58 <beagle> this is gonna make it run out almost 2 more i think
50:07 <beagle> completely covers the photo paper sheet
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50:15 <beagle> ill give this one to my mate next door
50:22 <beagle> ill say 'this is from BlackDevil'
50:24 <beagle> and me.
50:43 <beagle> hrmmmmmm i guess if it prints right it aint right out of ink yet but its gonna be smart enough to know aint it
50:58 <beagle> its printing fine
51:14 <beagle> kewl. okay need to laminate it tomorrow n frame it
51:36 <beagle> done.
51:40 <beagle> lets check it out ...
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52:17 <BlackDevil> did you call 000 to ask them how to cook a turkey?
52:21 <beagle> is is hands and a hole.
52:26 <beagle> i can see these things i am good at it
52:32 <beagle> pretty fucking cool. thanks :)
53:02 <BlackDevil> you cant see it
53:25 <beagle> yes.
53:31 <beagle> hands to left and right and a hole in middle
53:45 <beagle> on the paper it is easier to see.
54:03 <BlackDevil> so what picture has that
54:13 <beagle> maw maw 3d print
54:16 <beagle> u gave just moments ago
54:22 <BlackDevil> i know
54:23 <beagle> i printed it and looked at it ....
54:30 <beagle> ive seen better but its kind of trippy
54:42 <BlackDevil> but what does a left hand, right hand and a hole in the middle also represent?
54:50 <beagle> feel free to email me 3d magic eye stuff
54:57 <katatonic_kate01> lol
54:57 <beagle> well er , childbirth
55:20 <BlackDevil> something like this http://talkingship.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Goatse-Cookies.jpg
55:28 <BlackDevil> well its in the title
56:18 <beagle> nice pic but blurry i aint printing that
56:32 <beagle> i told people about A4 printer n they said A3 wasnt much more expensive
56:38 <beagle> but the shop said it was WAY more expensive
57:34 <beagle> the ink ... very expensive
57:36 <beagle> it would have to be.
57:47 <beagle> and printer well $700 or something
57:53 <beagle> thats way more than 200 i paid for this.
58:26 <beagle> as it will print right to the edges, you just get the print shop to put them together to make it a3 or have them print it
58:52 <beagle> actually 4x a4 is > than a3, right ?
05:44 <beagle> haha i asked the right person, i was finding it fucking hard to find 3d magic eye
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08:32 <beagle> if i print stuff the cat always sits on the printed paper
08:35 <beagle> shes kinda weird
17:40 <milk> do you like cats?
21:10 <katatonic_kate01> :/
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22:26 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
30:55 <BlackDevil> ohhh banshee is back on
30:58 * BlackDevil faps
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44:23 <katatonic_kate01> night peeps
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53:45 <BlackDevil> Crews in Rome are working to repair damage caused by a tourist at the Colosseum.
53:45 <BlackDevil> The Russian tourist carved a large "K" onto a wall of the ancient structure.
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04:55 <Lumeah> Aww ck quit? Lol opps
05:55 <Lumeah> Wonder how that happened
06:04 <[Maverick]> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=775145465951678
06:34 <Lumeah> Hi
07:49 <Lumeah> I didn't click it ahy
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10:36 <Maurice> I heard [Maverick] likes my penis
10:58 * [Maverick] fondles it
11:05 <Maurice> Oh hot
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12:06 <Lumeah> :p
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12:43 <Maurice> Yuck
13:32 <Lumeah> Hi Maurice
13:42 <Lumeah> Hi Ana_Ng
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16:31 <Maurice> Please don't
17:19 <[Maverick]> Please Do
17:23 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
18:33 <Maurice> I'll smash you, [Maverick]
18:43 Quit: Ana_Ng ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
18:44 <Maurice> Right in the face yo
18:44 <[Maverick]> Bring it onnnnnn
18:58 * Maurice brings it
19:18 * [Maverick] wiggles it
20:40 <Maurice> In a dress, again?
21:23 <Lumeah> Lol
21:39 <Lumeah> Now now boys..
21:40 <Maurice> Shut up, hairy
21:48 <Lumeah> Lick me
21:57 <Maurice> Are you calling me a dude?
22:08 <Maurice> Because male or female, I would NEVER lick you.
22:29 <Lumeah> Lol hairy? Lemming
23:17 <Lumeah> Ohh caps.. Oh!
23:42 <Lumeah> Never? See me crying?
23:55 <Maurice> Are you high right now?
24:17 <Lumeah> Lol...
24:44 <Lumeah> Love how u assume shit ahy
24:44 <Maurice> Are you chanelling Pieter, yet again
25:49 <Lumeah> Thanks for the complementary remarks.. But i am my own person u know.
26:14 <Maurice> Why so defensive
26:32 <Lumeah> Why so derogatory
27:06 <Maurice> Because you're a dog
27:07 <Maurice> The nd
27:09 <Maurice> End
27:49 <Lumeah> You called me hairy and said u wouldn't like me.. In caps never.. How rude.. Im deeply deeply offended.
29:08 <Lumeah> Oh a dog... Lol.. Rather be a dog than a cunt mate.
29:42 <Maurice> I dunno, cunt are more uselful
29:43 <Maurice> So cheers
32:03 <Lumeah> So big of u calling me dog ahy.. Hope that wins ya points with ya lemming mates ahy. Well done. Congratulations. So impressed.
33:21 <Maurice> We all know you boned the junkie
33:42 <Maurice> Sorry
33:50 <Maurice> Bin kicking junkie
34:05 <Lumeah> Lol. Fuck thats funny ahy
34:12 <Maurice> ahy yha
34:26 <Lumeah> Never met a junkie in my life.
34:40 <Lumeah> Lol funny ur conned tho ahy.
35:06 <Maurice> Conned?
35:22 <Maurice> If it involes the bin junkie, no.
37:55 <amsy> lol
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39:59 <Lumeah> K well that was nice... Next!
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42:58 <yaacov> wtf was that shit?
43:04 <yaacov> u know maurice is a loser man dont u?
43:19 <Lumeah> Lol. Clearly
43:50 <Lumeah> Quite clear actually
44:41 <Lumeah> Sad tho. Ahy😴
51:04 <yaacov> dont worry about them
51:06 <yaacov> Lumeah u got kids?
51:35 <Lumeah> Nope
51:59 <Lumeah> U?
52:29 <yaacov> not at all
52:33 <yaacov> just remember mate maurice has 3
52:43 <yaacov> young fuckers too
52:49 <Lumeah> Ahh
52:54 <yaacov> she is a loser
53:03 <yaacov> 3 kids a loser husband who works some dead end job for them
53:08 <yaacov> obv night shift as she has to hang on irc
53:09 <Lumeah> Yeah i don't want any atm.
53:11 <yaacov> that could also be lies
53:17 <yaacov> she may have no husband/bf
53:20 <yaacov> may just be a single mum
53:22 <yaacov> of 3 kids
53:40 <yaacov> so at the end of the day man, if that fat old bitch rips into you. remember you dont have her baggage ;)
53:47 <Lumeah> Lol calling someone a. Dog
53:54 <yaacov> if i was maurice at her age and her life id kill myself
54:08 <yaacov> but im happy being a 26 year old single man with no family
54:09 <yaacov> lol
54:10 <Lumeah> Lol yup
54:19 <Lumeah> Ta.
54:21 <yaacov> if i have her life at her age and im on austnet irc
54:23 <yaacov> kill me then
54:31 <yaacov> untill Lumeah dont let losers like her get to you
54:42 <Lumeah> Sure. I don't like jail tho
54:59 <Lumeah> I didn't.. But thanks all the same
55:10 <yaacov> what has jail got ot do with it?
55:20 <Lumeah> Killing u
55:40 <Lumeah> Quote.. Kill me then
56:39 <yaacov> lol
56:40 <yaacov> love u
56:43 <yaacov> i get u now
56:55 <yaacov> sorry im drinking alcohol im not needing to go to sleep for my 3 kids hahahahahah
56:55 <Lumeah> Ahh good. Ta
57:21 <Lumeah> Early or just get home from work?
57:39 <Lumeah> Oh nice another drunk male..
57:56 <Lumeah> Yay me.
59:47 <yaacov> lol wtf
00:01 <yaacov> if u got problems with drunk males not my issue
00:07 <yaacov> sort that shit urself ok
02:21 <Lumeah> Not my problem to sort.
02:31 <yaacov> not mine either
02:40 <yaacov> so dont say shit like "oh nice another drunk male"
02:43 <yaacov> i dont know what ur problems are at home
02:48 <Lumeah> Whos problem again?
02:49 <yaacov> but not mine or austnets ok
02:51 <yaacov> yourts
03:01 <yaacov> <Lumeah> Oh nice another drunk male..
03:01 <yaacov> <Lumeah> Yay me.
03:06 <yaacov> im not Pieter ok
03:25 <Lumeah> Lol right... Thanks for. Letting me know
03:44 <Lumeah> Never said u where.
04:04 <yaacov> so why did u say what u said???
04:40 <Lumeah> What did i say?
06:32 <yaacov> <Lumeah> Oh nice another drunk male..
06:32 <yaacov> <Lumeah> Yay me.
06:58 <amsy> fiiiiinnnnååååååååå
07:05 <amsy> haha woops
07:38 <yaacov> amsy why do u use austnet still?
08:06 <amsy> why not?
09:24 <yaacov> you dont even live in aus
09:37 <amsy> so?
09:50 <yaacov> so why use it?
10:23 <Sunbeam> neither do i
10:26 <amsy> because i enjoy talking to a few people here... yas nothing to do with my location
10:29 <amsy> has*
11:27 <amsy> do you use it to meet people close by?
13:44 <Lumeah> Happy thanksgiving!
14:06 <yaacov> amsy not a tall
14:10 <yaacov> dont use it to meet anyone
14:10 <Lumeah> What has location got to do with it?
14:18 <yaacov> use it to talk to ppl in aus when i live in aus
14:51 <Lumeah> Why ask em. Who cares where they live.
15:15 <amsy> awesome logic
15:32 <Lumeah> Yup
15:42 <amsy> i used to live in aus too, do i lose the privilege yo speak with australians if i leave?
15:53 <amsy> to*
15:58 <Lumeah> Must do ahy.
16:33 <Sunbeam> I've never lived in aus
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17:01 <Sunbeam> but been coming on austnet for over 11 years off an on
17:25 <beagle> well atleast it doesnt lag anymore with adsl
17:29 <beagle> dialup was a joke
17:59 <Sunbeam> it served it's purpose at the time
18:10 <beagle> beep beep krrrrrrrrrrrrrnk
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27:16 <mrwuf> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-27/photos-show-full-scale-of-destructive-brisbane-storm/5923606
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37:54 <Bastardly_One> riiiiiiiiiiiiiight
38:08 <Sunbeam> heyop
39:43 <Bastardly_One> hey
42:44 <Sunbeam> how come you aren't sleeping?
43:21 <amsy> he doesnt do that
43:28 <[Maverick]> time to watch the new Turtles movie
44:19 <Lumeah> Cool
45:14 <Lumeah> Seriously who has the right to question were someone comes from.. Gezz.
46:44 <Lumeah> Nice to meet u to matey.
48:46 <amsy> wouldnt worry about it Lumeah
50:03 <Lumeah> Nope ta.
03:26 <mrwuf> I come from a land down under
04:52 <mrwuf> time to look for some new music
12:28 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXqhfQ6r4GY
12:32 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BRAKE BEAT MIXXX (Feb 20, 2013) 49:18 - Category: Howto & Style - 1,794 views - 7 likes (87.5%), 1 dislikes (12.5%)
12:36 <mrwuf> morning music ayy lmao
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18:19 <Bastardly_One> blah
20:24 <[DoC]> blah blah
22:47 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghJ3YOHhRRk
22:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ☜♥☞◕‿◕☜♥☞ (Mar 12, 2014) 5:21 - Category: Music - 4,344 views - 88 likes (97.8%), 2 dislikes (2.2%)
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53:35 <Bastardly_One> wish I could sleep
57:23 * Sunbeam sings Bastardly_One a lullaby
01:14 <milk> yeah
01:18 <milk> same
01:25 <milk> I might log off
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08:28 <kalay> And Good morning to you all
11:24 <christopher> morning
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17:45 <Sunbeam> Good evening
19:56 <christopher> hi Sunbeam
20:10 <Sunbeam> hi christopher :)
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45:23 <Bastardly_One> killin' about 20 or so mins then goin' game shopping
45:34 <Bastardly_One> figure I'll sleep when I eventually sleep
45:39 <Bastardly_One> just not tired yet
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47:09 <mandyjane> Just came to share this with u all
47:24 <mandyjane> http://m.imgur.com/a/7DgI6
51:20 <g^style> yum
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00:49 <Pieter> fuckin hell my face is stretching that much im getting stretchmarks on it!
00:58 <Pieter> I CANT LIVE BEING UGLY
01:11 <Pieter> THE UGLY LIFE ISNT WHAT I STRIVE FORRRRR
01:14 <Pieter> HEEEEEEEEELP
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42:12 <stebie> is it warm outside?
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44:27 <mrwuf> its cool here in queensland
44:32 <mrwuf> 29c
44:49 <stebie> nice
44:59 <stebie> what's the max today?
46:44 <mrwuf> its overcast so prob only 30c
47:12 <mrwuf> chance of rain
47:27 <mrwuf> thunderstorm
06:29 <stebie> we get that maybe monday, yay
06:56 <stebie> <ChanOP> Your level of x is lower than the minimum level of 150 required to change topics in #melbourne
06:59 <stebie> fml
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19:32 <mrwuf> `topic #melbourne Welcome to Melbourne -some of us brush our teeth the rest of us know the illumanti's scheme to calcify our pineal glands with fluoride.
19:58 <mrwuf> damn
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26:03 <bee_girl> Morning
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29:10 <Lumeah> Morning bee_girl
29:24 <bee_girl> Morning lumee
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54:28 <Fez> Hi b1
57:38 <Bastardly_One> howdy
57:42 <mandyjane> B1 is gay
57:57 <Bastardly_One> I hate waiting for game updates when you just purchased the damn thing like an hour ago
58:16 <Fez> 1st in line?
58:27 <Fez> What game?
58:32 <Bastardly_One> for what?
58:40 <Fez> For the game
58:54 <mandyjane> B1 is gay
59:01 <Fez> Hi mj
59:06 <Bastardly_One> nuh, it's farcry 4
59:18 <Fez> Ah yea
59:30 <Bastardly_One> game out the same day as GTA V ... so a week or so ago
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59:40 <Bastardly_One> Loof
59:42 <Fez> Ps3/4 updates alot aye
59:46 <Bastardly_One> this update is taking forever
59:55 <Loof> hey man :)
00:01 <Loof> you're up early
00:03 <Fez> Like everytime ya turn it on?
00:04 <Bastardly_One> yeah the games do actually but understandable when they're that size in a strange way
00:10 <Bastardly_One> lol ... almost Fez
00:20 <Fez> Thatd piss me off
00:29 <Fez> Same as xbox though
00:34 <Bastardly_One> nuh, still amped from yesterday's adventures ... so haven't slept yet Loof
00:41 <Loof> ah
00:43 <Fez> Pc rules
00:49 <Bastardly_One> got Farcry 4 to celebrate it's such a nice day
00:55 <Loof> YAY!
00:58 <Bastardly_One> that I had to get a new game to spend it indoors smoking
01:05 <Bastardly_One> the irony :P
01:21 <Bastardly_One> yeah, waiting for the update to load
01:26 <Bastardly_One> then I can start the fucker
01:41 <Bastardly_One> did you get the limited edition?
01:41 <Loof> this is a bullshit spring, i want some damn sunshine
01:46 <Loof> yep
01:55 <Bastardly_One> so three extra missions yeah?
02:07 <Bastardly_One> not titled redemption but return
02:13 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
02:25 <Loof> hurks redemption limited edition
02:28 <Loof> whatever that means
02:38 <Bastardly_One> check in your installs though
02:45 <Bastardly_One> bet it's called Hurk's Return instead
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04:03 <Loof> i haven't put the code in yet
04:13 <Bastardly_One> you're gay
04:17 <Loof> hehe
05:00 <Loof> so when we having a smoke up with your son?
05:12 <mandyjane> Lol Loof
05:15 <Loof> does he have a ps4?
05:31 <Bastardly_One> I can feel a FB status coming on already ... Pagan Min you are a faggot
05:39 <Bastardly_One> he had a PS3 I think and it broke
05:43 <Loof> ah bummer
05:52 <Bastardly_One> guess dad will have to lend his
05:54 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
06:00 <Loof> haha it begins
06:22 <Bastardly_One> no shit ...
06:37 <Bastardly_One> I am just waiting for the first emo temper tantrum blackmail
06:49 <Loof> lol
07:03 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck have you been? you own me 20 birthday/christmas presents cunt
07:07 <Loof> lol
07:11 <Bastardly_One> least you can do is let me have the PS3
07:19 <mrwuf> I think I might sell my ps3 + 12games
07:31 <Bastardly_One> I've about 20 games for it
07:34 <Loof> mine has taken over mine
07:36 <mrwuf> nise
07:36 <Loof> its his now
07:51 <Bastardly_One> but meh ... PS4's aren't that deal really now
08:01 <mandyjane> Is that what ur kid would say to u
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08:12 <mandyjane> Id back hand my kid if she ever spoke to me like that
08:17 <Bastardly_One> when you look at this time 18mths ago you were still paying $450 for a PS3
08:27 <Loof> i've never hit my son
08:29 <Loof> never will
08:42 <Bastardly_One> My son is like 20 two days before Christmas
08:48 <Bastardly_One> and taller than me and his mum
08:54 <Bastardly_One> he can say what he likes
08:59 <Loof> lol
09:11 <Bastardly_One> emo manga gaylord
09:22 <Bastardly_One> I blame his mother for that
09:33 <mandyjane> Cant blame u, you were never there.
09:35 <Bastardly_One> I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate that cute gay kind of manga
10:06 <Bastardly_One> haven't you a shop to go shoplifting in amanda?
10:21 <Bastardly_One> as trying and pathetic as Pictard
10:27 <mandyjane> Lol shoplifting
10:32 <mandyjane> Hey picard is ok
10:35 <Bastardly_One> go back to the corner you work you stupid cow
10:38 <mandyjane> Moo
10:39 <mandyjane> No
10:40 <Bastardly_One> lol @ Pictard being ok
10:45 <mandyjane> Lol @ b1
10:45 <Bastardly_One> kind of proves my point
10:54 <mandyjane> Ur face proves all the points
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11:14 <Loof> picard is ok, he only rapes the kids that deserve it
11:17 <Loof> :P
11:44 <Bastardly_One> do you remember the day I put my arse out of the window of the train and you put your head out and people thought we were twins mandyjane?
11:54 <mandyjane> Its always the victims fault
12:04 <mandyjane> But why u mad b1
12:18 <Bastardly_One> who said I was?
12:44 <Bastardly_One> Snoopys_gunship oi
12:46 <mandyjane> Your effort
13:49 <Bastardly_One> ffs still 2 mins
13:55 <Bastardly_One> hurry the fuck up
14:33 <Pieter> i just scored a htc one m8 with cracked screen 1 freekin crack for
14:39 <Pieter> $NINETY NINE
14:41 <Pieter> FUCKING
14:42 <Pieter> $
14:44 <Pieter> :)
14:47 <Pieter> cashies
15:01 <Pieter> they dropped one and were selling it today , there it was :)))
15:22 <Pieter> and its not the lcd screen its just the front cover
15:29 <Pieter> ITS PERFECT nearly :p
15:32 <Pieter> bwwhahaha
15:46 <Loof> does trevor end up banging that hot lawyer
15:48 <Loof> hope so
16:09 <Loof> i could see that happening
17:05 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:14 <Bastardly_One> you mea ... ummmmm molly?
17:18 <Loof> yeah
17:21 <Bastardly_One> *mean
17:23 <Bastardly_One> nup
17:31 <Bastardly_One> he wants Maria, Martin's wife
17:40 <Loof> oh yeah i remember that lol
17:56 <Loof> that old tracksuit wearing bitch he kidnaps
18:05 <Bastardly_One> yep
18:23 <Bastardly_One> I'm about to load up Farcry 4 for the first time
18:31 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooh gay hippy opening
18:53 <Loof> i like that surfy design
20:46 <Loof> should i stay or should i go denenene ne ne ne
22:50 <Loof> `seen AB_De_Villiers
23:09 <Bastardly_One> hey goes
23:15 <Bastardly_One> here goes even
24:24 * Loof stretches aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
25:03 * mandyjane coughs
25:19 <Loof> bottom cough?
25:21 <Loof> :P
25:41 <Fez> Is b1 abusing irc users again?
25:50 * Loof buttcoughs
27:13 <Fez> Did uget my pm.last night b1?
29:14 <Bastardly_One> not that I remember but I probably took not notice
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30:38 <mandyjane> `seen rak
30:53 <Fez> I know you did
30:58 <Loof> wow someone actually has the name Tigger_ lol
31:02 <Loof> how utterly gay
31:06 <Fez> U pmd bonny straight away to complain
31:10 <mandyjane> Yes 'loof'
32:39 <British^Meat> loof if fool backwards
32:41 <British^Meat> and is
33:00 <Bastardly_One> hah! this entrance of Pagan's is pretty cool
33:07 <Loof> told ya
33:18 <Loof> wait
33:23 <Loof> entrance or intro
33:30 <Bastardly_One> intro
33:50 <Loof> he's growing on me
34:31 <Bastardly_One> and I got blood on my fucking shoes
34:35 <Loof> lol
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37:34 <Loof> must resist coffee
38:13 <Loof> they callin up the cops cause it smell like ganjaaaaaaaaaaa
40:06 <Bastardly_One> can you take it out of first person?
40:11 <Loof> no
40:15 <Bastardly_One> ah o
40:18 <Bastardly_One> k
43:03 <Bastardly_One> how do you equip stuff?
43:17 <Loof> same as gta
45:38 <Bastardly_One> what does it mean when it beeps at me?
45:45 <Loof> dunno
46:44 <Loof> i am going to get the biggest fattest smoked ham for xmas
48:03 <Loof> well i might try to catchh up to you in gta bbl
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03:03 <Bastardly_One> rofl!
03:36 <Bastardly_One> that might be worth it just for Pagan's introduction to the game
03:49 <Bastardly_One> this guy is such a raging homo but instantly likeable for a bad guy
06:38 <Fez> Yea?
06:42 <Fez> Thats great
07:10 <Bastardly_One> I know
07:18 <Fez> Itllkeep you playing if you like more things about the game aye
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08:32 <Bastardly_One> Pagan Min you Sir are a complete faggot
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09:08 <Fez> Settle downb1
09:12 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o WebbY
09:17 <Fez> He only just got here
09:22 <Bastardly_One> fuck up Fez
09:36 <Fez> Woah
09:48 <Fez> Go whinge to bonny
09:59 <Fez> Thatll help u
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10:14 <Fez> U couldnt even ask me yourself
10:22 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwwww you assume that ... she did that of her own accord
10:29 <Bastardly_One> AB_De_Villiers, I just got FC4
10:43 <Fez> Cuz shes sick of u bitching to her
10:45 <AB_De_Villiers> oooooeeerrr
10:50 <AB_De_Villiers> Have you put it in yet?
10:57 <Bastardly_One> just about to start it
11:20 <Bastardly_One> I had a small look around the mansion and thought wtf? I can't remember any of that intro
11:21 <Fez> Bitching?
11:49 <AB_De_Villiers> haha
11:50 <Bastardly_One> except that Pagan Min is the most loveable, yet raging homo bad guy in ages
11:53 <AB_De_Villiers> Yeah
12:13 <AB_De_Villiers> Oh he annoys you later on with phone calls too
12:18 <AB_De_Villiers> asking you what you want for dinner etc
12:18 <Bastardly_One> that sarcasm in the intro is gold
12:26 <AB_De_Villiers> It is indeed
12:45 <Bastardly_One> oh, wtf was it beeping at me?
13:48 <Fez> We dont know
14:03 <Bastardly_One> was I talking to you? He has the game as well
14:03 <Fez> Is it in your head?
14:20 <Fez> Ujust asked everyone
14:36 <Fez> No names where mentioned
14:44 <Fez> And its a public room
14:47 <Bastardly_One> do you practice being this stupid?
14:51 <Fez> So yes
14:56 <AB_De_Villiers> lol
14:56 <Fez> You did ask me
15:00 <Bastardly_One> or do you just do it to specifically annoy the fuck out of me?
15:10 <Fez> Im annoying you?
15:14 <Fez> How?
15:22 <Bastardly_One> so, yeah any idea why it's beeping at me Jones?
15:27 <Fez> Cuz i answered your question?
15:29 <AB_De_Villiers> Pretend the bad guys in Far Cry are Fez and kill them in a brutal fashion
15:40 <Bastardly_One> as I'm walking around the mansion I hear beep! beep!
15:41 <AB_De_Villiers> What is beeping? The game?
15:49 <Bastardly_One> I swear it is
16:03 <AB_De_Villiers> I have no idea, I don't remember the beeping
16:11 <Bastardly_One> fuck you too
16:14 <AB_De_Villiers> rofl
16:15 <Bastardly_One> Loof said the same thing
16:16 <Fez> Its inhis head
16:28 <Bastardly_One> I will see if it does it again
16:35 <Bastardly_One> now I am actually gonna watch the intro
16:54 <Bastardly_One> instead of laughing at something Pagan said and that caused an old man coughing fit
17:01 <AB_De_Villiers> haha
17:05 <AB_De_Villiers> Good idea
17:10 <Bastardly_One> the dialogue isn't incredibly loud and the subtitles are fast
17:11 <AB_De_Villiers> You will enjoy it
17:18 <Fez> 'Man'
17:23 <Bastardly_One> and I got blood on my fucking shoes!
17:23 <Fez> Lol
17:41 <AB_De_Villiers> lol
17:50 <Bastardly_One> such a homo
17:58 <AB_De_Villiers> He's funny how he goes from angry to happy so fast
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18:02 <AB_De_Villiers> He really is happy to see you
18:07 <Bastardly_One> but way less annoying than he is in the trailer
18:19 <Bastardly_One> yeah he's like ... you fucking tools!
18:29 <Bastardly_One> oh hello there! unreal! you're here!
19:12 <Bastardly_One> what's that end line?
19:27 <Bastardly_One> you and me ...
19:33 <AB_De_Villiers> oh
19:35 <Bastardly_One> and that little gay dance
19:36 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:42 <AB_De_Villiers> We're gonna TEAR SHIT UP
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20:03 <Bastardly_One> the dance after he said that made me snort
20:30 <Bastardly_One> I was reading about the elephants
20:34 <Bastardly_One> they sound like mad fun
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21:37 <AB_De_Villiers> lol
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21:43 <AB_De_Villiers> I love that bit
22:06 <AB_De_Villiers> Yeah the Elephants are very helpful in taking over enemy camps
22:16 <AB_De_Villiers> They actually throw the bad guys are with their trunks
22:26 <AB_De_Villiers> and then riding them, you can knock over cars
22:31 <Bastardly_One> so I was reading
22:42 <AB_De_Villiers> Taking over a fortress is pretty hard.
22:44 <Bastardly_One> anyway, intro time
22:51 <Bastardly_One> see ya in a few mins and you can tell me more
23:13 <AB_De_Villiers> Oh man, play it you will find out soon enough
23:39 <Bastardly_One> dunno if I can yet
23:52 <Bastardly_One> I've only sleep 2hrs in the last 48
24:02 <Bastardly_One> and I've finally come down of my high a bit
24:02 <AB_De_Villiers> oh haha sleep first then
24:20 <Bastardly_One> I had something pretty amazing happen yesterday
26:28 <Bastardly_One> stop. shoot. stop. shoot
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32:31 <Bastardly_One> meh
32:46 <Bastardly_One> you and Loof made out the intro was something uber spectacular
32:56 <Bastardly_One> was fun but not that good
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41:04 <mrwuf> http://en.itar-tass.com/world/763927
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51:35 <Bastardly_One> Fez is right
51:40 <Bastardly_One> the sound must of been in my head
51:49 <Bastardly_One> no beepin' around the mansion this time
52:08 <Bastardly_One> wonder what that was that I thought was coming from the game
52:09 <Bastardly_One> weird
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55:54 <Pieter> a fucking m8 for $99 im fucking great!
55:59 <Pieter> MissMystery: YOURE NO MYSTERY !
56:04 <Pieter> I got you figured out !
56:10 <Pieter> *nod* :)
56:15 <Bastardly_One> hey AB_De_Villiers? Can you get to third person perspective or not?
56:27 <Bastardly_One> oi Pieter
56:32 <Bastardly_One> Fifa later?
56:38 <Bastardly_One> I'll need a nap first
56:53 <AB_De_Villiers> B1 No way of getting a third person, that would be cool though
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57:57 <Bastardly_One> and I can access weapons and shit via ... L1?
58:11 <Bastardly_One> I'm still in the mansion
59:29 Nick: British^Meat is now known as BMW
01:04 <Fez> See and you think im having a go at you most times.
04:29 <Pieter> damnit the burgers are better at hungry jacks
04:36 <Pieter> but the sweet n sour sauce is better at maccas !
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14:10 <Bastardly_One> know what just went down well?
14:15 <Bastardly_One> a microwave pastie
15:11 <Pieter> its cos im cool yooo
15:14 <Pieter> IM COOL YOOOO
15:19 * Pieter stomps
17:27 <Taco> ripped cunt food
20:06 <Bastardly_One> you want ripped cunt food?
20:14 <Bastardly_One> I finally got some SFC today
20:39 <Taco> I expect your diet will now consist only of that shit
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the poppets
21:06 <Fez> Is it good?
21:12 <Bastardly_One> no idea yet
21:48 <Bastardly_One> Taco claims it's ripped cunt food
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21:56 <Bastardly_One> he was the first ever to give a verdict
21:58 <Taco> well you are a ripped cunt
22:21 <Bastardly_One> hey can I have a word in private and it's not going to be an attack?
22:26 <Taco> no
22:29 <Bastardly_One> I need to find out for certain is all
22:37 <Fez> That doesnt discribe flavour
22:37 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, it's not channel chat
23:17 <Taco> tbh I'm tired of your bs
23:35 <Taco> I gave you chances, so you can kindly fuck off sir
24:05 <Bastardly_One> I take that as a yes then the way Picard was asking something :)
24:12 <Bastardly_One> I'll get the last laugh :)
25:04 <Bastardly_One> Mr Innocence ... you're one of the biggest trouble makers on here
25:58 <Taco> actually I have no fucking clue what you're talking about because I'm ignoring your private messages
26:07 <Taco> but assume whatever you like dipshit
26:44 <Bastardly_One> oh course
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32:12 <Bastardly_One> Fez
32:22 <Bastardly_One> get this for the PC off a torrent or something
32:42 <Bastardly_One> seems typical FarCry fun
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46:31 <Bastardly_One> bbl ...
46:37 Nick: Bastardly_One is now known as B1-not-here
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57:26 <Taco> winning
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02:25 <Taco> I'm one of the biggest trouble makers on here... thats why I accuse people of all kinds of vicious activity, when they've actually done nothing, and then I cry because people get pissed off with how I behave. Totes the biggest trouble maker on here
02:56 <Taco> (ie. exactly what B1 has been doing)
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17:44 <Pieter> I think missmystery is my goddess
17:59 <Pieter> but what i think is different to what is real
18:01 <Pieter> so meh
18:07 * Pieter stomps
18:36 <Pieter> WHAT I THINK IS REAL AND YOURE ALL PAWNS NOW SHIFT INTO PLACE PAWNEY PAWNEY PAWNEYS :)
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19:22 <Pieter> you Mew are my queen bitch
20:18 <Mew> you sound like chris lol
21:05 <Pieter> yeah but he's schizophrenic I aint
21:11 <Pieter> wait is this worse?
21:12 <mrwuf> Taco reminds me of this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pipTwjwrQYQ
21:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CHARLIE SHEEN - WINNING (Mar 1, 2011) 1:44 - Category: Comedy - 3,692,185 views - 9,836 likes (95.8%), 427 dislikes (4.2%)
29:44 Quit: mandyjane (~mandy@smashingthruatidalwaveofbullshit.onasurfboardmadeoutofdontcare) Quit: Bye
30:08 <bee_girl> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-28/hearse-stolen-with-body-inside-nsw-blue-mountains/5924708
32:26 <Pieter> thats the way we became the incestual bunch !
33:06 <Taco> mrwuf: you mean, because I said a statement Charlie Sheen made famous? Wow, you're really smart man. You remind me of this guy - http://www.dvdactive.com/images/reviews/screenshot/2006/2/dd4.jpg
33:59 <mrwuf> you just sit there and try to bully people, in real life you must be a giant pussy
34:43 <Taco> You must be a rocket surgeon
35:50 <mrwuf> Im interested in whats really upsetting you, talk about that
36:04 <Taco> I'm interested in why you think I'm upset
36:23 <Taco> Calling you a dumbass, because you're a dumbass, doesn't mean I'm upset
37:41 <mrwuf> going into chatroom and insulting the random people there anonymously is cowardly, if something has upset you, work, relationships, health, bring it to the table
38:15 <Taco> I'm doing it randomly? Ok then, I didn't know we've never chatted
41:32 <mrwuf> we've never met, I'm sure your a nice guy in person, what I was trying to ask is why you feel the desire to harm people online, whats motivating this maliciousness
43:17 <mrwuf> everyone can be super jerk sometimes, things upset us and we take it out on strangers, it takes courage to say hey I have a problem, heres whats happening, what can I do
43:19 <Taco> Please inform me how replying to your stupid comments, letting you know that they're stupid comments, or replying to B1's paranoia letting him know its paranoia - are desires to do harm
44:36 <mrwuf> its ok if you don't want to talk about the thing thats upsetting you, I understand
45:44 <Taco> Oh? So I'm not desiring to do harm? Ok then. Thankyou for your insightful reply.
49:15 <DemonsRun> LOL
49:42 <Pagan> rofl @ Taco
49:44 <Pagan> what a wanker
49:48 <Pagan> lololololololol
49:48 <mrwuf> I met this bikie who owns a warehouse and he's selling me a mattress, thats my day
50:47 <mrwuf> plus a lot of vaping blackcurrent flavoured nic
51:20 <DemonsRun> Coz vaping so cool dude
52:14 <mrwuf> feel free to talk about your day if you like.. I might make snarky comments now tho
52:34 <Taco> Are you desiring to do harm?
52:41 <DemonsRun> I am taco.
52:57 <mrwuf> your poor soul
53:06 <DemonsRun> My day? Has been consistent of friends, drinks, and soon to dress up and go out
53:24 <DemonsRun> Nothing to really be snarky about...
53:30 <Taco> I made mini tacos, and later I will go to work
53:39 <mrwuf> excellent
53:50 <DemonsRun> So try if you will.
54:31 <Fez> Taco: do you have a mob?
54:50 <mrwuf> nah I try not to do harm, it still happens of course but its the intent thats measured more than the act I think
54:56 <Taco> I have a cellular, yes
55:25 <DemonsRun> I award you, a plaque with your name right under wanker written on it.
55:50 <mrwuf> wolves don't concern themselves with the opinions of sheep
55:56 <DemonsRun> LOL
56:01 <DemonsRun> You're not a wolf.
56:09 <Taco> He has a wolf pack
56:10 <Fez> Wolfe
56:35 <Fez> Snog marry or avoid b1?
56:41 <Fez> :P
56:59 <DemonsRun> Avoid.
57:28 <DemonsRun> I need a phone charger...
57:31 <Taco> So anyway DemonsRun... slutting yourself up soon, aye? Sounds hot. Send tit pics
57:35 <Fez> Fair enough
57:54 <DemonsRun> Fuck yes I am. Sorry no pics for you.
57:55 <DemonsRun> Taco only.
58:11 <Fez> Pics of taco?
58:11 <Taco> :D
58:45 <DemonsRun> No, pics for taco.
59:17 <Taco> I will get the taco sauce ready
59:26 <DemonsRun> Okies
59:33 <DemonsRun> Maybe even mew.
00:04 <Fez> Mmmmmmew :P
00:18 <DemonsRun> Only coz she has nice tits too
00:29 <Fez> Ive seen.. sorta
00:41 <DemonsRun> Sorta?
00:53 <Fez> Handbra
01:08 <Fez> No nips
01:13 <DemonsRun> Oh yeah seen that too
01:15 <Fez> Like your one
01:43 <DemonsRun> Yup
02:16 <Fez> Yohrs was more armbra i think
02:45 <DemonsRun> Very much so. Was no timer on that phone
03:21 <Fez> Ah yip
03:34 <DemonsRun> Not sure if this one has one either...
03:47 <Fez> Btw thanx demonsrun :)
04:07 <DemonsRun> Lol what for?
04:17 <Fez> Armbra
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08:01 <Fez> So yea
08:07 <Fez> Cricket aye?
08:20 <DemonsRun> No cricket.
09:07 <DemonsRun> Vodka and coke...
09:07 <Fez> Please
09:14 <Fez> Pour me 2
09:20 <Fez> ..please
10:24 <Fez> Wait
10:34 <Fez> Vodka and coke?
10:38 <Fez> Odd mix
11:10 <mrwuf> with some lemon it would be nice
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12:02 <mrwuf> have you tried that australian vodka, vodka O make from whey, its really good
12:48 <Fez> I dont really enjoymany vodka drinks
13:20 <mrwuf> yeah I don't drink the popular vodkas, they are all just grain alcohol, headaches, hangovers, sore eyes, terrible
13:51 <Fez> That can happen with any alcohol
13:54 <mrwuf> some even give me a rash the next day, thats a good indicator they aren't pure
14:03 <Fez> But sure specify the grained ones
14:19 <Fez> -65 respect points
16:20 <mrwuf> they just aren't pure they contain traces of ethyl alcohol, the stuff thats sending bali tourists blind
17:26 <mrwuf> vodka o is really clean, I don't even get hangovers from it, just super cravings for high carb food
17:27 <mrgrumpy> booze is probably so cheap over there because they're just distilling metho like they did in the states during the prohibition
18:18 <Taco> Fez: mrwuf is a health & fitness expert. He knows everything about alcohol, whey & 30 second workouts.
18:23 <mrwuf> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_vodkas
19:42 <mrwuf> taco is unable to confront whatever is making him feel so much self loathing and instead chooses to attack strangers anonymously on the internet, please excuse him
20:15 <mrwuf> you said you were home? and you're on the internet, so have you been masturbating yourself dry all morning? is that the source
20:39 <mrwuf> I knew I would sniff it out
21:22 <bee_girl> are you two still at it
21:45 <Taco> Get the hose
21:47 <Fez> Mrwuf is blergh
21:55 <Fez> Beee!!!!!!
21:59 <mrwuf> what kind of porn takes your fancy taco
22:16 <Taco> mrwuf: I'm not having this conversation with you
23:14 <mrwuf> what happens is males get themselves aroused with porn but can't access a female, so all these hormonal secretions pumping around their veins, causing them to compete, over imaginary females
23:28 <Taco> 15:18 < Taco> Fez: mrwuf is a health & fitness expert. He knows everything about alcohol, whey & 30 second workouts.
23:47 <Fez> Taco knows everything about everything
23:56 <Fez> Except your porn likes
24:15 <Fez> Or maybe he asked for confirmation
24:16 <Taco> Fez: almost
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24:19 <Taco> I know everything about tacos
24:22 <bee_girl> whbat about women accessing porn mrwuf?
24:27 <Fez> Yep thats more likely.. confirmation
24:31 <mrwuf> Im not a female so I don't know
24:51 <Fez> U know everything andy
24:59 <mrwuf> would love to hear about a first person account tho
25:11 <Taco> I bet you would, but nobody cares
25:48 <mrwuf> do you find it difficult to maintain eye contact with males or females taco
25:52 <Lumeah2> nothing wrong with females looking at porn.
25:59 <mrwuf> lay off the porn for a while and see how that improves
26:27 <Taco> I find it hard to break eye contact with males. Especially if they have a moustache and we're rubbing them together while our penises touch
26:42 <Taco> mrwuf: do you like that?
27:29 <Taco> I'd offer to let you experience that feeling, except I don't do that with faggots.
27:44 <mrwuf> do you ever look at gay porn
27:45 <Pagan> Taco
27:55 <Taco> I am gay porn
27:58 <Taco> So every morning in the mirror
27:58 <Pagan> a faggot named Taco
28:00 <Pagan> a faggot named Taco
28:56 <mrwuf> let me paint a picture, you look at gay porn and jerk yourself dry, then come online full of self loathing and call strangers faggots.... this is fun game
29:20 <mrwuf> I love it when people insult me cos it reveals their insecurities
29:22 <Taco> Let me know when painting time is over, bai mrwuf
30:29 <mrwuf> good day to you mr taco
31:42 <Pagan> Taco
31:47 <Pagan> speak up bitch
32:20 <mrwuf> give vodka o a try if you get the opportunity, its way better than absolute, smirdoff, skyy and so on
32:48 <mrwuf> plus its aussie owned and made
33:15 <Pieter> MAKE CRICKET ILLEGAL; VOTE PIET !
33:48 <mrwuf> the more dangerous a sport is the more exciting it is to watch
34:05 <bee_girl> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0UTKt7oC5k
34:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sunny Side Up - In Michigan (Jun 1, 2012) 2:52 - Category: Music - 1,507 views - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
34:14 <Pieter> or something BUT I AGREE !
34:29 <Pieter> i bought a htc one m8 for $99 from cashies
34:44 <mrwuf> bargin
34:46 <Pieter> i just had to throw a screen protector over it for $10 and fuck the one lil crack !
34:47 <Pieter> it was
34:50 <Lumeah2> we know
34:54 <Pieter> IM GREAT YOOO
34:56 <Pieter> GREAT !
34:57 <Taco> mrwuf: I thought it was painting time... you said you were going to paint a picture :(
35:00 * Pieter kicks Lumeah
35:03 <Pieter> you do not!
35:05 <Pieter> now you do tho !
35:10 <Pieter> its like
35:17 <Pieter> a remake of karate kid with jackie chan !
35:20 <Lumeah2> am i tastey?
35:25 * Pieter pew pew pew pows you
35:29 <Taco> 15:33 < mrwuf> the more dangerous a sport is the more exciting it is to watch
35:31 <Pieter> a lil
35:33 <Pieter> =p
35:34 <Taco> so you like watching rock fishing, aye?
35:46 <Lumeah2> haha
36:03 <Taco> rock fishing happens to be the most dangerous sport in au
37:05 <mrwuf> if there was a show with people fishing and occasionally they got washed out to sea it would probably get good ratings
37:21 <mrwuf> like that trailer boat show
37:33 <Taco> mrwuf - entertainment expert
37:35 <Pieter> VOTE 1 PIET FOR BANS ON CRICKET !
37:36 <mrwuf> deadliest catch
37:39 <Pieter> yhada yada yada
37:43 <Pieter> yoda !
37:51 <Pieter> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
37:53 Nick: Pete|A is now known as Pete
38:31 <Lumeah2> stfu with bans on cricket lol
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41:54 <Pieter> that schoolies marriage proposal
41:59 <Pieter> thats likable
42:18 <Pieter> thats how it should be !
42:34 <Pieter> and you bitches be making it hard for the rest of us !
42:35 <Pieter> =p
44:27 <Lumeah2> wtf u on about.
45:51 <Taco> mrwuf: deadliest catch has a rating of 1.2 out of 5, with Nielsen. If it had good ratings, it'd be on free to air TV.
46:26 <mrwuf> your arguing about the silliest things, just stop masturbating yourself dry
46:51 Quit: mrgrumpy ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
46:54 <Taco> mrwuf: therefore my avenue of pocking fun at your stupidity is still valid. Besides, deadliest catch isn't about the sport of fishing but the lifestyle and events that surrounds it. You should go watch fishing sometime.
47:04 <Taco> Ya fuckin retard
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00:54 <Pagan> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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04:44 <Loof> hgih Doodle
04:48 <Loof> high*
04:58 <Doodle> 2ritem8
05:04 <Loof> hehe good man
05:22 <Doodle> about to give the shitbox a tub
05:25 <Loof> i just had my first cone for 13 days
05:29 <Doodle> onice
05:35 <Doodle> gw
06:33 <Loof> had to go without to get a ps4
06:37 <Loof> worth it mon
06:43 <Doodle> haha awes
06:52 <Doodle> i just got my ps3 fixed after 3 months
06:58 <Doodle> 5gb of updates later
07:01 <Loof> lol
07:03 <Loof> hate that
07:22 <Loof> how much were the repairs?
07:33 <Loof> only a matter of time till my blueray dies
07:41 <Doodle> $125 for a new laser
07:48 <Loof> not too bad
07:57 <Doodle> theyre like $30 on ebay but a cunt to put in
08:00 <Loof> yeah
08:26 <Loof> my ps1 and ps2, both optical drive dying
08:30 <Doodle> i'm just glad i can run over hookers again
08:34 <Loof> seems the same with ps3
08:40 <Loof> the sony curse
08:45 <Doodle> yeah they cop a fair bit of wear tho
08:48 <Loof> true
08:59 <Loof> lol run over hookers again
09:09 <Doodle> i estimate i've gotten about 2500-3000 hours out of this one
09:09 <Loof> if only we could irl
09:15 <Doodle> haha
09:16 <Doodle> bam
09:38 <Doodle> think once. think twice. think don't run over hookers.
09:43 <Loof> lol
10:38 <Loof> going to have to start throwing out zacs hotwheels
10:44 <Loof> cant even walk through the lounge
10:54 <Loof> car mad
10:57 <Doodle> i wish i never gave mine away
11:01 <Doodle> i had heapsssss
11:03 <Loof> :(
11:05 <Doodle> and my legos
11:06 <Doodle> :(
11:17 <Loof> i had a tonne of legos
11:27 <Doodle> yeah its worth a fuckin mint now
11:30 <Loof> yep
11:44 <Loof> i'd still play with them now if i still had them
11:46 <Loof> lol
11:58 <Loof> sad i know
12:29 <Doodle> lol so would i
12:34 <Loof> cool
12:50 <Loof> did you have the battery and motor?
13:01 <Pieter> hey Loof Doodle
13:05 <Pieter> youre both gay for eachother
13:06 <Doodle> nah i was old schoolz
13:08 <Loof> you could make a remote control car with two motos
13:13 <Pieter> eat eachother out
13:13 <Loof> motots
13:16 <Loof> motors
13:17 <Pieter> eat !
13:24 <Pieter> 69 bitches!
13:26 <Loof> one for stearing one for forward and reverse
13:27 <Doodle> lol yeah i remember them
13:28 <Pieter> rah
13:39 <Doodle> i think i want a range rover
13:42 <Doodle> :/
13:44 <Loof> noice
13:46 <Loof> do eet
14:00 <Doodle> i dont know if one would fit in my garage
14:06 <Loof> ah shit
14:17 <Loof> fuck they look good
14:17 <Doodle> but i have a car port as well
14:25 <Doodle> i like this one
14:26 <Doodle> http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Land-Rover-Range-Rover-2002/SSE-AD-3068728/?Cr=1&sdmvc=1
14:30 <Doodle> minus the feral headlights
14:46 <Loof> so gangsta
14:56 <Loof> love it
15:02 <BlackDevil> Ryan Knight -- a castmate on the 2010 "Real World New Orleans" -- has died and close friends tell TMZ it was on the heels of a night of partying.
15:04 <BlackDevil> 29
15:06 <BlackDevil> tsk
15:13 <BlackDevil> should of been the cricket ball
15:17 <Doodle> way cheaper than i thought they would be but it will cost a fuckload to run
16:31 <Loof> on 90000 km and its 2002 model
16:33 <Loof> noice
17:08 <Doodle> http://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/Land-Rover-Range-Rover-2004/AGC-AD-16873679/?Cr=3&sdmvc=1
17:29 <Doodle> same v8 as my old bmw
17:33 <Doodle> thirsty :/
17:41 <Doodle> but the noiiiise
18:49 <Doodle> anyway this car isnt going to wash itself bblzzz
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27:23 <BlackDevil> just pee on it Doodle
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30:25 <zaim> wow the land rovers really hold their value
30:30 * stebie pees on Doodle
30:33 * stebie slaps zaim around a bit with a large trout
30:38 <zaim> stebie!
30:44 <stebie> :D
30:49 <zaim> :b
30:53 <stebie> hru?
30:58 <Pagan> rofl
30:59 <zaim> oright mannnnnnnnnnn
30:59 <zaim> u
31:02 <Pagan> stebie
31:02 <stebie> same same
31:04 <Pagan> another loser
31:36 <stebie> Pagan .. different nickname, still a retard
31:52 <Pagan> What kind of a fucking wanker calls themself 'stebie'
31:57 <Pagan> You are a tool stebie
32:02 <Pagan> Fuck off
32:04 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@210.1.18601D.0C8DE5
32:04 Kick: Pagan was kicked by ChanOP ([BlackDevil] and gone [26078])
32:13 <stebie> lol
32:20 <zaim> i could've had sex with a pagan once
32:31 <zaim> but i was fine being in the friendzone
32:32 <BlackDevil> who was that douche?
32:32 <stebie> dennis pagan?
32:37 <Taco> You could've had sex with alot of people once.
32:39 <stebie> probably plivent
32:44 <BlackDevil> so
32:47 <BlackDevil> his host is banned
32:52 <BlackDevil> and cries about it
33:08 <stebie> lol
33:25 <stebie> could be either him or someone else like Fred^Bear, but he's usually okay... i think
33:30 <zaim> isnt pagan a girl
33:34 <BlackDevil> no
33:37 <BlackDevil> thats a guy
33:38 <stebie> highly unlikely
33:42 <zaim> pagan is a girls name tho
33:43 <zaim> isnt it
33:52 <stebie> it's probably not a name
33:59 <stebie> isn't it something... devilish?
34:13 <stebie> or of that nature?
34:39 <zaim> pagan
34:39 <zaim> a person holding religious beliefs other than those of the main world religions.
34:39 <zaim> "a Muslim majority had to live in close proximity to large communities of Christians and pagans"
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34:48 <BlackDevil> it was smelemenet
35:11 <stebie> aw, davey po po
35:25 <BlackDevil> <Pagan> im not Element BlackDevil
35:32 <BlackDevil> only element would say that
35:35 <BlackDevil> for not being in here
35:37 <stebie> who got touched by daddy-o
35:42 <Taco> BlackDevil: does this mean you zlined him and you're not getting involved with chanbans?
36:00 <BlackDevil> hes not zlined mate
36:09 <Taco> lwax reckons he is
36:31 <BlackDevil> yea but he still uses proxies to get his IRC addiction fix
36:40 <Taco> so, enforce the zlines?
37:31 <BlackDevil> its a nsw proxy
37:46 <Taco> I'm not sure why chanbans have to match somebody with more than 4 registered nicknames who uses proxies
37:57 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
38:02 <Taco> isn't that a network issue with a few violations?
38:07 <BlackDevil> that channel ban isnt a perm mate
38:22 <Taco> I'm not talking about this chan, I'm talking about keeping him out of any chan
38:35 <stebie> i think Taco's point is if he's z-lined and you're sure it's him, z-line him now
38:39 <stebie> or something to that effect
38:44 <Taco> Yes
38:56 <BlackDevil> why
38:59 <BlackDevil> he is awesome
39:02 <Taco> Erm
39:05 <Taco> And this is why this network sux
39:07 <Taco> Great work
39:12 <amsy> lol
39:16 <BlackDevil> improve it mate
39:37 <stebie> he got z-lined minutes ago
39:39 <Taco> Ok, add me as an oper. Give me access to source code. I will improve it.
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41:06 <Fez> Theron
41:15 <Fez> Got a cricket bat?
42:20 Quit: mrgrumpy ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
42:40 <BlackDevil> you need a cricket ball
42:41 <BlackDevil> only
42:44 <BlackDevil> to kill a man
43:04 <Taco> I don't like cricket. I love it
43:05 <stebie> and if you have aids, all you need is a penis, or a vagina(?)
43:13 <BlackDevil> nope
43:15 <Fez> ^
43:15 <BlackDevil> just anal
43:35 <Fez> I can kill a man with acup of water
43:57 <TheRon> i can kill man with a paper clip
44:09 <stebie> Fez, is he a warlock?
44:28 <stebie> TheRon, i will call you macguyver
44:49 <TheRon> no, you wont
44:50 <stebie> okay gotta boot, have a good w/e y'all o/`
44:52 <Fez> Are warlocks real?
45:27 <TheRon> so many gobbledocks on here
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46:15 <TheRon> ba ba ba ba barbra ann
46:51 <Fez> So.. ron,.. cricket bat?
47:16 <TheRon> actually no
47:33 <Fez> Dang
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47:56 <Lumeah> Dam
48:36 <Fez> Hashtag putoutyourbats
48:38 <TheRon> why do you build me up buttercup baby just to let me down
48:46 <Fez> I posted mine as tribute
49:00 <TheRon> what can i do for phillip?
49:32 <Fez> Wear a black armband tobowls
49:42 <TheRon> i will
49:43 <Fez> + spaces
49:46 <TheRon> done
49:48 <Fez> Good man
49:56 <BlackDevil> Fez let me know if you want to get zlined again
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50:08 <Fez> Cheers mate
50:27 <TheRon> where's the phillip hughes tribute ib the channel topic????
50:38 <Fez> October 2018 @3:54am
51:01 <Fez> Make it the first sunday
51:53 <Fez> Disrespectful aye
52:38 <TheRon> so much disrespect
52:39 <Fez> 1cm couldve made all the diff theron
52:58 <Fez> Game of mm cricket is
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53:31 <TheRon> cricket and bowls are true revealers of charcter
55:00 <Fez> Character*
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55:07 <Fez> They sure are
55:19 <Student> how many batesman get killed when ball hitting them in the since the cricket started?
56:08 <Fez> 6 i think
56:12 <Fez> 1 umpire
56:15 <Lumeah> Not meny aye
56:17 <Fez> So yea
56:42 <Fez> In approx. 150 yrs of cricket
57:05 <Fez> Since records where kept
57:12 <Fez> So yea
57:45 <Fez> 5 or 6 batsmen + 1 umpire.
58:08 <Fez> 1 of them was hit on the chest
58:13 <Student> and phill was one of them? ;)
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58:33 <Fez> So its not all head injuries
58:46 <Fez> Dont think so
59:04 <Fez> I checked the stat yesterday. Doubt they wouldbe
59:14 <Fez> Wouldve includedhim
59:25 <Fez> But maybe they did also
59:43 <Fez> Well mate checked stats i should say
00:22 <Fez> Phil isnt the first person to die playing cricket. I doubt he will be the last
00:55 <Student> is he the youngest?
01:03 <Fez> Now i want a pie
01:12 <Fez> Im not sure student
01:26 <Fez> All the info you want is on google
01:33 <Fez> Its free to use
02:05 <Fez> Type in some key words and go from there
05:31 <TheRon> have a frothy for phillip
05:33 <Fez> Ill cook some pies
05:59 <TheRon> everbody like pie
06:11 <Fez> Party pies?
06:15 <Lumeah> Good idea.
06:26 <Lumeah> Yum.
06:55 <Fez> U sick lumeah?
07:00 <TheRon> got any of those steak and black peppeer pies?
07:16 <Fez> Not atm ron
07:25 <Fez> I apologise
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07:42 <TheRon> steak and bacon?
07:51 <Lumeah> Yup. Sure am.
07:55 <Fez> Other things on my mind at the moment
08:11 <Student> Abdul Aziz was 18 when he died of a ball
08:33 <amsy> i want a pie
08:33 * Fez sends lumeah a get well soon card with a picture of a well on it
08:49 <Fez> Im cooking 5 party pies amsy
08:52 * Lumeah coughs and splutters. 
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08:55 <amsy> yum :(
08:59 <Fez> Would you like 1?
09:05 <amsy> yes
09:06 <TheRon> maybe some baby seal pies??
09:20 <Lumeah> Lol i like my get well card.
09:23 <amsy> we dont eat seal
09:41 <TheRon> sea lion?
09:54 <amsy> no
09:59 <Lumeah> Warus?
10:29 <Lumeah> Card has a well on it.. Hehe funny.
10:48 <TheRon> there's eel jelly stuff the english sometimes have with their beers
10:55 <Lumeah> Penquin.
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11:15 <Lumeah> ?
11:50 <Fez> Amsy shall i put a few more pies in the oven so youcan have a few?
12:01 <Fez> 1 wouldnt satisfy me
13:11 <amsy> its been 2 years since i had a pie
13:16 <amsy> id settle for a bite
13:33 <TheRon> 2 years since i had pie
13:37 <Doodle> who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies, YOU FAT BASTARD YOU FAT BASTARD you ate all the pies
13:57 * Doodle bites amsy
14:06 <TheRon> jesus
14:19 <amsy> roodle ^.^
14:26 <Doodle> ^_^
14:58 <TheRon> amsy was just telling us about how much she enjoys pie
15:05 <Doodle> hair pie?
15:07 <amsy> road trip to oslo today i cant fucking wait
15:23 <amsy> yes TheRon we can all read
15:23 <Doodle> omg same amsy
15:40 <Doodle> tho by oslo i mean the supermarket
15:49 <amsy> haha
15:50 <TheRon> i always though pie was adouble entundre
16:16 <amsy> ok
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16:44 <amsy> takes about 8 hours to drive to oslo from here roodle :')
16:58 <Lumeah> Fck me
17:09 <TheRon> get thru a slab in that time??
17:25 <amsy> ew
17:29 <amsy> no.
17:43 <Lumeah> U driveing?
18:00 <TheRon> i wonder what david boon's record is on a road trip
18:22 <amsy> my bf is driving Lumeah
18:53 <Lumeah> Cool
19:09 <amsy> ill just be sitting there singing along to 90s
19:34 <TheRon> do a tone loc number for me
19:46 <Lumeah> Thumbs up
19:54 <Lumeah> 👍 👍 👍 👍
20:41 <Fez> I wanna play hockey
20:53 <TheRon> the on eon ice?
20:54 <Fez> Ill be mighty ducks
21:25 <Fez> U can be mighty ducks 2 ron
21:45 <Fez> Amsy can be mighty ducks 3
21:52 <amsy> ice hockey is the best sport
21:57 <Fez> Lies
22:02 <Fez> Cricket is
22:03 <amsy> no lies
22:08 <amsy> no
22:09 <TheRon> anyone died playing ice hockey?
22:26 <Fez> Howcome cricket isbetter then huh?
22:40 <amsy> i dont know, maybe... i know a norwegian dude killed a girl in the stands
22:57 <TheRon> was she sleeping with the goalie?
23:02 <Fez> With fans like that.. pff
23:09 <amsy> he now coaches a first division team in the norwegian league
23:17 <Fez> Lol
23:32 <Fez> Second chance aye
23:35 <amsy> stray puck
23:40 <amsy> wasnt his fault...
23:56 <amsy> pretty traumatised for a while though
25:10 <amsy> and hes the reason they enforced nets above the glass
25:53 <Pieter> A BAN ON CRICKET
25:59 <Pieter> AND A BAN ON FEZ
26:00 <Pieter> =p
26:16 * Pieter tae kwon dos amsy's bum
26:33 <amsy> can you not
26:38 <Doodle> lol
26:52 <Fez> Ah. I thought u meant murdered
27:02 <amsy> oh
27:04 <amsy> no
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28:02 <TheRon> the road trip is the best when you are just kicking in the back sinking cans
28:07 <amsy> http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Espen_Knutsen
28:32 <Pieter> I CAN
28:37 <Pieter> but dunno about not
28:39 <Fez> What was the childs name?
29:26 <Pieter> rupert
30:13 <Pieter> im getting alc in me too but im already tired
30:24 <TheRon> name the kid after phillip hughes
30:37 <Pieter> yeh
30:42 <Pieter> theodore the chipmunk
30:48 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3d5_1417151917
30:53 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Major hailstorm in Brisbane, Australia (Date: Nov-27-2014, 50 mins ago) - Views: 1596 - Played: 1848
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34:41 <amsy> Fez, 14 deaths from on ice injuries apparently
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35:28 <TheRon> just in norway
36:01 <amsy> haha no
36:11 <amsy> none here i dont think
36:27 <Pieter> i nearly died on ice once
36:31 <Pieter> got the fucker stuck in my nose
36:35 <Pieter> it hurt really really bad
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36:46 <TheRon> amsy ever get a game of cricket going on the ice??
36:47 <Pieter> dont snort coca cola with ice !
36:57 <amsy> no
37:01 <Fez> Thanx amsy
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37:07 <amsy> your questions are quite ridiculous
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37:47 <Pieter> dont say ridiculous here !
37:54 <Pieter> theres no such thing!
38:05 <TheRon> it has dic in it
38:07 <BlackDevil> Pieter when was the last time you shined your shoes?
38:17 <Pieter> about 30 hours ago
38:36 <BlackDevil> why?
38:44 <Pieter> i was tought to spit polish
38:51 <Pieter> my dad is cruel
38:52 <Pieter> =p
39:01 <TheRon> shine your shoes guvnor??
39:17 <Pieter> dont call me guvnor
39:19 <Pieter> but sure
40:11 <TheRon> i need to find a polling booth with a sausage zizzle for tomorrow
40:28 <TheRon> you get hungry waiting in line
40:30 <amsy> dont they all?
40:36 <TheRon> no
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40:45 <amsy> unaustralian...
40:59 <Pieter> just find a primary school
41:00 <TheRon> my oath it is
41:10 <Pieter> you should know all em locations!
41:12 <Pieter> =p
41:31 <TheRon> and i don't wanna be be annoyed by those fuckers with the how to vote cards
41:50 <TheRon> scuse the french
41:54 <amsy> thats a given though
42:14 <TheRon> i know be nice to turn up and not be hassled though
42:18 <Pieter> just ask em if they want you to copy it n say OK !
42:48 <TheRon> i might just say "who's that?" a lot tomorrow
42:59 <TheRon> or "who are you?"
43:09 <amsy> is it really hassling? every time ive been they just hold it out and youtake it if you want it or walk straight past
43:21 <Fez> Can ivote for phil?
43:24 <Pieter> ask for the location of the sex party cos you wanna take em there
43:38 <BlackDevil> im ready to goto bed Pieter
43:44 <TheRon> i guess its not hassle but it is annoying
43:46 * Fez hands amsy a party pie
43:50 <Fez> Theyre warm
43:59 <amsy> lava insides
44:03 <Fez> Might burn ya tongue
44:04 <Pieter> party piet
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44:13 <TheRon> hot on the outside, icicle in the middle
44:22 <Pieter> thats so me
44:23 <Fez> Thats me
44:30 <Fez> Not my pie
45:06 <amsy> i recently got contact lenses and im so. damn. happy.
45:19 <amsy> gkwlkdugkebsklgf
45:21 <TheRon> they don't annoy you yet??
45:25 <Mew> piet you're more withered on the outside like that ep of spongebob where he gets all dried out and then made of dust and heroin inside
45:26 <amsy> no!
45:34 <Mew> but close
45:40 <Fez> Poke ya eye out ywt?
45:50 <amsy> not yet
45:58 <TheRon> i've thought about contacts and thought nope too much hassle
46:03 <Fez> Itll happen :P
46:08 <amsy> i have ones in that i can sleep in
46:08 <Mew> hi amsy
46:13 <Pieter> yeh we both know thats a load of shit Mew
46:17 <Lumeah> Sure will
46:18 <amsy> hi mew :3
46:32 <amsy> monthlys!!!!
46:36 <TheRon> i've never investigated laser, maybe i should've
46:37 <Mew> No seriously when he goes in Sandy's air house
46:41 <Fez> Shark week
46:45 <Fez> Painters in
47:06 <Mew> aunt flo's great big clotters
47:11 <Fez> Mmm
47:17 <Mew> hahaha
47:17 <Doodle> [17:46] <Mew> No seriously when he goes in Sandy's air house <- loooooool
47:19 <Fez> Mmmmew!
47:19 <amsy> Fez, ive got pretty big eyes, they go in quite easily
47:20 <Doodle> WAWA
47:20 <TheRon> my eyes get tired and i have trouble focusing
47:51 <Fez> Youre lucky amsy
48:04 <TheRon> you know it's true, everything i do i do it for you
48:26 <amsy> i just drag down the bottom lid a bit and poke it in
48:40 * Fez flinches
48:43 <Doodle> uh
48:43 <Mew> sexual
48:46 <Fez> Scary
48:48 <Doodle> say that again amsy
48:49 <Doodle> slowly
48:51 <amsy> haha
49:05 <amsy> ferals
49:14 * Doodle thumbs up
49:20 <TheRon> doodle is always in the gutter
49:28 <Doodle> well someone has to be
49:35 <Doodle> Maurice isnt here
49:57 <Fez> Maurice isntbeer :(
50:14 <TheRon> still trying to figure out the nick maurice because maurice is a chick and maurice is a blokes name
50:24 <Doodle> indeed
50:35 <StrykerX> Ohai
50:41 <Fez> I know why
50:51 * Fez puts his hand up
51:09 <TheRon> is she a bee gee fan and really likes maurice?
51:31 <Fez> Possobly!
51:39 <Fez> Posso..
51:44 <Fez> Good 1
51:47 <Doodle> its a ruse
51:49 <Doodle> a red herring
51:51 <Doodle> a ploy
51:58 <Fez> I hate when i
52:02 <amsy> maybe she named herself after moss from the IT crowd
52:11 <Fez> Im talking to someone and i typo
52:15 <Fez> Irl
52:32 <amsy> with voice?
52:36 <Fez> Yea
52:38 <Fez> Lol
52:39 <amsy> hahahaha
52:47 <amsy> i love it when people do that
52:58 <Fez> U know how ya fuck up ya words
52:58 <StrykerX> Man I'm starving.
53:04 <amsy> yeah
53:05 <Fez> Its speech typo
53:15 <Doodle> there is a name for people who do that Fez
53:20 <TheRon> i like beer
53:21 <StrykerX> Fez, do you say lol instead of laughing?
53:34 <Fez> Doodle: idiots?
53:43 <Doodle> :)
53:55 <Doodle> i was going to say spastics
54:04 <Doodle> but you might genuinely be a spastic
54:05 <Fez> Well i dont get told a joke and say 'laughing'
54:12 <Fez> Thats just stupid
54:25 <TheRon> richard marx - hazard
54:27 <TheRon> best song
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54:36 <Doodle> sometimes i type rofl, get out of my chair and lie on the floor, rolling around in hysterics
54:40 <Doodle> sometimes never
54:40 <amsy> might squeeze in a bit more sleep
54:57 <Fez> Lol doodle
54:59 <TheRon> amsy 8 hrs in a car, you'll be sleeping
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55:11 <amsy> i never sleep in the car
55:26 <Fez> Squeeze something else amsy
55:31 <Fez> For phil..
55:40 <TheRon> pretend sleep so you don't have to talk to the bf?
55:44 <mrwuf> just bought a new $1,890 mattress for $550 :))
55:51 <amsy> i like talking to him
56:00 <TheRon> for 8hrs?
56:04 <amsy> yes!
56:08 <TheRon> wow
56:11 <Fez> That a matress thats only worth $550 then
56:12 <amsy> we have an awesome time in the car
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56:51 <amsy> i think our longest car ride has been 14 hours
57:05 <amsy> with not much quiet time lol
57:16 <TheRon> dear god
57:28 <amsy> talking/singing/laughing at stuff
57:46 <amsy> pointing stuff out
58:07 <Fez> Hot chicks?
58:09 <amsy> its not just me either lol
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58:24 <Fez> Nice1
59:43 <TheRon> i like def leppard on road trips
01:57 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pEMd1SdkAE
02:01 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Doors - Roadhouse Blues (Apr 30, 2013) 4:09 - Category: Music - 871,540 views - 3,133 likes (97.8%), 72 dislikes (2.2%)
02:30 <Fez> To pub or not to pub
02:45 <mrwuf> IM heading there in 10, c u thar
03:10 <Fez> Im not going then
04:03 <mrwuf> before all the jokers show up Im there with a smile
05:54 <mrwuf> going alone to drink some cc n dry and try my luck at some pokies
06:33 <Fez> Get there before the people who would bash you get tgere?
07:02 <TheRon> you're at the bar, waving to girls over in the corner, oh look out someone's causing trouble "you having a go at me mate, yeah gone all quiet have we?" and we're back on the stool
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07:40 <mrwuf> www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXqhfQ6r4GY probably won't like this - but its alright
07:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BRAKE BEAT MIXXX (Feb 20, 2013) 49:18 - Category: Howto & Style - 1,796 views - likes (88.9%), 1 dislikes (11.1%)
07:53 <mrwuf> I don't drink to get drunk in public
08:13 <mrwuf> my plan is to drink 2 cc n dry put the change from 100 into the machines and maybe play some pool
08:18 <mrwuf> home before 7
08:45 <mrwuf> nobody tries to bash me anymore
09:18 <TheRon> i need a place where you can smoke drink bet play a few games of pool, ogle women and not have to pay a cent for the privilege
10:39 <mrwuf> then follow me
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12:02 <TheRon> oooh heaven is a place on earth
13:42 <Lumeah> Say in heaven love comes first.. Ohh heven is a place on earth
13:48 <Lumeah> 🌍
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14:43 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EmSanSFXEM
14:48 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Howzat - Sherbet (High Definition) (Mar 13, 2011) 3:29 - Category: Music - 71,408 views - 237 likes (97.9%), 5 dislikes (2.1%)
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16:43 <Taco> I'll bash mrwuf :(
17:02 <TheRon> make sure there are no witnesses
17:36 <Taco> dude it doesn't matter who saw it, there would be no witnesses cause nobody would care
18:00 <TheRon> there's always one
19:26 <TheRon> violence against women australia says no
19:52 <Taco> I like how he denounces being drunk, but then says he's happy having a machine take $100 off him in exchange for terrible music under the guise of "entertainment"
20:22 <Taco> He's so much better than drunks
20:49 <Taco> He'd pay money to watch rock fishing
21:07 <TheRon> i'd pay money to watch oil wrestling
21:28 <Taco> meh
21:32 <Taco> pay to make the oil instead
21:46 <TheRon> jelly wrestling?
21:52 <TheRon> honey wrestling?
22:01 <Taco> jelly wrestling shouldn't be paid for
22:13 <TheRon> no?
22:24 <Taco> honey & oil is okay tho
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22:56 <TheRon> honey and nut wrestling?
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23:57 <TheRon> i like golden gaytimes
24:02 <Taco> I go nut wrestling and its not very fun
24:50 <TheRon> nougat wrestling?
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25:08 <bee_girl> Maybe tmw
25:33 <Fez> Hi bee :)
26:11 <TheRon> we are the sultans, the sultans of swing
27:06 Quit: milk ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
27:16 <TheRon> i think the first test will go ahead
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29:24 <B1_Lorne> hi
29:29 <Fez> I have a feeling it wont
29:37 <B1_Lorne> same
30:06 <Pieter> oh it will
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30:43 <TheRon> ab and chappelli reckon it would take their mind off things, you no better than sitting around thinking about
30:47 <Pieter> they'll use the he wouldnt want us to moarn him and keep on going yada yada card
30:49 <Taco> aye picard
31:18 <B1_Lorne> Taco
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32:10 <AB_De_Villiers> Picard
32:15 <AB_De_Villiers> Picard: how are you?
32:16 <B1_Lorne> Taco wanna come to schoolies?
32:21 <B1_Lorne> we can share a teen
32:33 <Taco> team teen
32:36 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: did the bloke dying from cricket make its way over to you?
32:47 <B1_Lorne> ban cricket
33:04 <Ana_Ng> yes, very sad
33:31 <TheRon> some of us are struggling with it
34:28 <Taco> ban taco
34:50 <Taco> taco kills thousands of fat cunts every year
35:36 Quit: Pete ([email protected]) Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in
36:40 <Taco> it could be you, next
36:50 <B1_Lorne> could be
37:01 <B1_Lorne> im a walking time bomb
37:12 <FredFlinstone> we know
37:17 <FredFlinstone> go explode
37:26 Nick: B1_Lorne is now known as Picard
37:39 <Picard> when the fuck does Jane Bunn start on 7 news
38:00 <TheRon> picard she's the best
38:07 <Picard> fuck yeah
38:12 <Picard> she is the 7 weather girl
38:14 <TheRon> those norgs are amazing
38:14 <Picard> starts soon
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38:20 <Picard> i met her
38:25 <TheRon> really?
38:27 <Picard> she is fucking hot irl
38:40 <Picard> yeah at the local telstra shop, had a pic taken with her
39:02 <TheRon> sneak a feel in?
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40:58 <Picard> nuh
41:14 <TheRon> holding back the hands?
41:40 <Picard> she told me her dads name was andrew also
41:50 <Picard> accept the file u nuffa
42:17 <TheRon> i'm on mibbit and i have no idea how
44:06 <Picard> ok
44:07 <Picard> pm
44:59 <TheRon> nice white see thru top
45:07 <Picard> lol
45:42 <Picard> she is rather tall
45:53 <TheRon> or you are rather short
46:22 <Picard> that too
46:27 <Picard> 165
46:29 <TheRon> http://cdn.cyclingforums.com/7/79/350x700px-LL-793e5e1b_jane-bunn-302940.jpeg
46:43 <TheRon> shapely
46:47 <Picard> bbs
47:58 <TheRon> fez, breasts?
48:52 <TheRon> lumeah blink 182 - dammitt
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49:18 <Pieter> lumeah fuck 183 - me
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51:56 <Lumeah> Lol
52:04 <Lumeah> Boys now now.
52:20 <Lumeah> Calm down. One at a time ;)
52:59 <Loof> `seen AB_De_Villiers
53:12 <TheRon> saturdays alright for fighting
53:49 Join: Sunbeam ([email protected]) to #melbourne
53:57 <Loof> i'm going to buy farcry 3 for pc when i finish 4
54:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
54:11 <Loof> sup sunny :)
54:23 <Sunbeam> hry Loof :)
54:28 <Sunbeam> hey*
55:05 <Sunbeam> what's 'appenin?
55:41 <Loof> not much at all, just sitting here waiting for someone to talk lol
55:43 <Loof> sad i know
56:10 <Sunbeam> isn't that what one joins chat for....to talk?
56:22 <Loof> so i've been told
56:27 <TheRon> some people
56:33 <Loof> usually it's war :P
56:40 <TheRon> some people join just to be complete jerks
56:40 <Sunbeam> hello TheRon :)
56:45 <TheRon> hello
57:08 <Loof> cricket finally got interesting :)
57:12 Nick: DragonMaster is now known as DragonM|A
57:13 <Sunbeam> 3 out of 57
57:22 <TheRon> loof a little respect
57:26 <Sunbeam> we ain't doin too well atm
57:49 <Loof> is the ball hitting his neck on youtube?
58:03 <TheRon> no
59:40 <TheRon> loof i'm gonna organise a net session with mitchell johnson bowling at you
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03:22 <TheRon> i'll tell you all a story about the joker and the thief in the night
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07:02 <Pieter> im gonna sting you bee_girl
07:10 <Pieter> uNF !
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08:23 <bee_girl> Hmm
08:37 <TheRon> the hives - walk idiot walk
09:41 <Lumeah> Hi bee_girl
09:41 Quit: Sunbeam ([email protected]) Quit: We are not human beings on a spiritual journey. We are spiritual beings on a human journey.
10:00 <TheRon> i'm a bee_girl and Lumeah sandwich
10:24 <TheRon> in
11:26 <bee_girl> Hey lumee
11:28 <bee_girl> TheRon:
11:34 <TheRon> hello
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12:08 <Fez> Theron> breasts!
12:15 <TheRon> http://cdn.cyclingforums.com/7/79/350x700px-LL-793e5e1b_jane-bunn-302940.jpeg
12:19 <TheRon> BREAST!
12:38 <Lumeah> Penis!
12:56 <Lumeah> Yeah ron?
12:57 <TheRon> yes i have one of those
13:01 <Lumeah> Nice.
14:14 <TheRon> jane bunn has breasts
14:16 <FredFlinstone> so sex tonight?
15:07 <TheRon> remember who you're talking to?
15:10 <TheRon> so no!
15:16 <Fez> Me either
15:25 <Fez> No beers planned either
15:25 <FredFlinstone> was referring to you and Lumeah
15:30 <FredFlinstone> anyway get fucked
15:39 <Fez> Odd
15:41 <TheRon> nice
15:59 <TheRon> nah me Lumeah don't get sex
16:16 <FredFlinstone> fuck off
16:16 <Lumeah> No we don't. Lol
16:32 <mrwuf> www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OGvZoIrXpg looks good
16:36 <TheRon> sorry i was a bit presumptive there
16:36 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fury Official Trailer (2014) Brad Pitt, Shia LaBeouf HD (Jun 24, 2014) 2:32 - Category: Entertainment - 8,776,139 views - 18,898 likes (94.1%), 1,194 dislikes (5.9%)
17:05 <FredFlinstone> no such word
17:34 <TheRon> sure there is
17:52 <mrwuf> checks out
18:09 <mrwuf> another term for presumptuous.;of the nature of a presumption; presumed in the absence of further information
18:22 <FredFlinstone> not the word he used dick
18:36 <mrwuf> its the word I look up tho
18:40 <FredFlinstone> fs
18:44 <FredFlinstone> moron
18:49 <Pieter> ARE YOU A CAT 6 KAIJU MEW ?
18:55 <TheRon> millencolin - fox
19:03 <mrwuf> yabba dabba fuk u
19:10 <FredFlinstone> fuck you too
19:12 <FredFlinstone> arse hole
19:14 <Pieter> mmmm fuck
19:22 <mrwuf> lol
19:26 <FredFlinstone> yes fuck Pieter
19:30 <FredFlinstone> wanna join?
19:38 <TheRon> have i stumbled into another dimension or something
19:42 <Pieter> naa im gonna go put the bbq on
19:44 <Pieter> bbl
19:46 <FredFlinstone> ok
19:52 <FredFlinstone> enjoy
20:00 <mrwuf> wats for dinner
20:28 <TheRon> chicken
20:45 <Mew> mexican
20:47 <mrwuf> chicken rules
20:58 <Picard> hrrmmm
21:00 <FredFlinstone> I had seafood
21:06 <FredFlinstone> fuck you
21:06 <TheRon> mew genuine out of a packet?
21:06 <mrwuf> mohitos and fajitas!!
21:06 <Mew> nachos to be specific
21:20 <mrwuf> delicious
21:23 <Mew> genuine I guess cos nachos doesn't come in a packet
21:42 <FredFlinstone> arseholes
21:42 <TheRon> getting some corn chips and salsa tomorrow
22:05 <TheRon> i don't like sour cream
22:15 <FredFlinstone> like your cum
22:24 <mrwuf> do you get the bean salsa or the tomato salsa
22:31 <TheRon> i eat pineapple
22:43 <Mew> I put beans in the mince mix
22:44 <TheRon> tomato
22:49 <mrwuf> yum
23:23 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: is trying to get himself kicked
23:39 <TheRon> it just clicked
24:37 <TheRon> give me my money back, give me my money back you bitch
24:49 <TheRon> and don't forget my black t shirt
26:13 <FredFlinstone> go fuck yourself
26:28 Part: FredFlinstone ([email protected]) from #melbourne (Left ,catcha next time!)
26:37 <TheRon> i do regularly
26:38 <mrwuf> I just googled his name and he looks like a caveman
27:03 <mrwuf> I lost 100 at the pub bLASt
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27:15 <TheRon> and i am the rain king
27:24 <mrwuf> I played this machine that had foxes and I thought it would be a sure thing
27:42 <Fez> Mmm mmm mmm mmm mm mmm mmmm
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28:20 <mrwuf> but I have a cute little black fox beside me so Im happy
28:39 <TheRon> you gonna give her one?
29:25 <mrwuf> she's already had tuna today but she's always hungry and tries to sneak outside just because I feed her to get her back in
29:51 <TheRon> ............right!
29:57 <mrwuf> she sees me go to the door, and starts running and as soon as the door opens she's out... one time I went to open it and paused and she ran into it
30:11 <TheRon> kitty?
30:19 <mrwuf> yah mon
30:27 <TheRon> fucking cats
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34:11 <mrwuf> http://i58.tinypic.com/j16k1z.jpg
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39:28 <MrMark> Are we all pissed off our faces yet?
40:21 <simba> what 4
40:42 <Loof> top shelf cali weed, just arrivin'
40:59 <simba> thats more like it!!! weed and asian food!!
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42:54 <Loof> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jRCWcS7rLw
42:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sugarshack Sessions | The Expanders - Top Shelf (Sep 2, 2014) 4:38 - Category: Music - 5,205 views - 77 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
43:06 <MrMark> what about the sativa Loof
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46:12 <simba> :)
46:52 <Picard> simba
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54:05 <mrwuf> most of the stuff around here is heavy indica or a hybrid thats mostly indica just because its a short plant that has a quick turn around
54:51 <mrwuf> sativa is like amphetamine theres no slow escape everything just becomes super humorous
55:24 <Taco> 15:23 < Taco> 15:18 < Taco> Fez: mrwuf is a health & fitness expert. He knows everything about alcohol, whey & 30 second workouts.
55:34 <Taco> + connoisseur of narcotics
55:47 <mrwuf> this guy I worked with at a pub had a grower who grew cheese it was purrfect
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56:17 <mrwuf> greetings taco, emperor of the five finger shuffle, master of debate
56:36 <Taco> least I have balls
56:51 Join: ]\alienated][RomeO_ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
56:54 <mrwuf> you are very brave to IRC from a police network
57:04 <Taco> you are very wise in knowing all
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57:34 <]\alienated][RomeO_> all the single ladies
57:40 <couleurs> u-hu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
58:01 <mrwuf> greetings james, overlord of fifa, emperor of apple
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58:39 <Pieter> shut up couleurs
58:40 <]\alienated][RomeO_> hi Loof
58:43 <couleurs> 'ello
58:47 <]\alienated][RomeO_> hi pieter
58:54 <Pieter> i got a htc one m8 from cashies for $99 this arvo
58:58 <Loof> hey
59:01 <Pieter> works perfectly :)
59:03 <]\alienated][RomeO_> :)
59:08 <]\alienated][RomeO_> how are you today?
59:12 <Loof> grand
59:13 <Pieter> Hi:)
59:16 <couleurs> pics!!!!!!!
59:18 <]\alienated][RomeO_> ok cool
59:20 <Pieter> Im drunk / stoned tonight
59:22 <Pieter> you?
59:27 <Pieter> take pics later
59:31 <Pieter> im gonna go nitey nite soon
59:36 <]\alienated][RomeO_> im in need of some serious coffee
59:55 <]\alienated][RomeO_> im half stoned
59:56 <]\alienated][RomeO_> :P
59:59 <Pieter> yeh im just gonna go bed early and make sure theres enough alc to last me till the morning
00:12 <]\alienated][RomeO_> i had 2 beers
00:17 <Pieter> make sure theres alc for every time i wake up during the night
00:20 <]\alienated][RomeO_> im tripping
00:23 <Pieter> wake up feeling shit
00:23 <]\alienated][RomeO_> maaaan
00:45 <Taco> mrwuf: you went quiet. Are you nearing the end of your workout?
01:00 <Picard> lol
01:08 <]\alienated][RomeO_> fully man
01:11 <Picard> mrwuf will rage quit
01:43 <Taco> And?
01:47 <mrwuf> I am a friendly monster that eats monsters, don't be a monster
01:52 <Picard> we will rejoice
01:56 <]\alienated][RomeO_> hehehehehe
02:01 <Taco> I might if I gave fucks
02:07 <]\alienated][RomeO_> anyone drunk?
02:15 <Picard> no
02:27 <]\alienated][RomeO_> anyone high?
02:31 <Picard> no
02:32 <]\alienated][RomeO_> yes,
02:35 <]\alienated][RomeO_> ahaha
02:38 <]\alienated][RomeO_> i am
02:41 <]\alienated][RomeO_> thaz 1
02:44 <]\alienated][RomeO_> person
02:53 <MrMark> i heard sativa was good
03:03 <]\alienated][RomeO_> sure is
03:06 <]\alienated][RomeO_> good
03:21 Quit: robot ([email protected]) Quit: <pop-d0g> you started it dickhead. now reap the whirlwind
04:03 <]\alienated][RomeO_> i am not a robot
04:14 <]\alienated][RomeO_> bye bye robot
04:33 <couleurs> happy thank giving every one
04:33 <]\alienated][RomeO_> man what beer are you drinking?
04:42 <]\alienated][RomeO_> happy happy
04:44 <mrwuf> sativa has like another 30days before it flowers and its very tall and lanky, theres not much bud and most growers grow for money
04:48 <Picard> kenn
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05:13 <]\alienated][RomeO_> mrwuf im collecting seeds
05:16 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Nikky`
05:27 <Taco> hi Picard
05:27 <]\alienated][RomeO_> need some big black ones
05:29 <Taco> whats your name?
05:39 <]\alienated][RomeO_> hi Nikky`
05:54 <Nikky`> Hi
05:57 <]\alienated][RomeO_> :)
06:02 <]\alienated][RomeO_> how are you today?
06:04 <Picard> kenn james
06:11 <Nikky`> I'm good, you?
06:11 <Picard> yurs?
06:13 <mrwuf> seeds you get from weed will probably have hermaphrodite genetics
06:25 <]\alienated][RomeO_> yes everythings swell here
06:25 <Taco> jimmy kennon
06:30 <]\alienated][RomeO_> :)
06:36 <Picard> nice to meet u
06:41 <]\alienated][RomeO_> did you have a late night Nikky`?
06:43 <mrwuf> since the males are culled and sometimes stress causes females to turn late in flowering
07:02 <Taco> mrwuf: did you lose $100 in the pokies?
07:04 <Nikky`> No, I have this thing called work to sleep for and wake early for
07:15 <]\alienated][RomeO_> okay
07:17 <Taco> mrwuf: also, where are your sluts?
07:31 <]\alienated][RomeO_> ever thought about quitting your job?
07:32 <mrwuf> yeah but I scored a new mattress today that retails for $1,890 for only $550 so Im still calling today a win
07:47 <Nikky`> Why would I quit my job?
07:59 <]\alienated][RomeO_> to do other things
08:01 <Picard> working is for fools Nikky`
08:04 <]\alienated][RomeO_> anyway
08:05 <Taco> mrwuf: prob covered in hobo cum
08:08 <Picard> dsp is the way of the future
08:21 <couleurs> 7th heaven!!!!!!!
08:29 <Nikky`> Oh ok - I might stick to working tho
08:36 <couleurs> cloud999
08:37 <mrwuf> I live in country queensland, everyone here was funky genetics so I don't really bother with females, unless something special takes my eye
08:37 <Picard> yeah
08:39 <Nikky`> It pays more
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08:55 <Moke> cunts
09:02 <]\alienated][RomeO_> Nikky` have you got toys to play with?
09:12 <mrwuf> brand new, still in plastic and with tags
09:12 <]\alienated][RomeO_> i have a new ps3
09:14 <]\alienated][RomeO_> :)
09:21 <Nikky`> Yes, I have lego and matchbox cars
09:29 <]\alienated][RomeO_> ah yes lego
10:00 <]\alienated][RomeO_> Nikky` can you paint?
10:06 <]\alienated][RomeO_> i like to draw
10:07 <mrwuf> the retail store had closed and all the mattresses were in a warehouse, this one had been marked down heaps and they were asking a lot more but I offered 500 and meet them at 550
10:36 <]\alienated][RomeO_> i can draw flowers and birds
10:39 <mrwuf> its twice the size of my old mattress and so much nicer, stoked
10:51 <Taco> mrwuf: funky genetics? you mean, each time you've had sex you've had kids? umm okay
10:54 <]\alienated][RomeO_> i got a new matress today too
10:55 <]\alienated][RomeO_> :P
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11:44 <mrwuf> are you serious, me too!!
11:54 <]\alienated][RomeO_> :)
12:04 <]\alienated][RomeO_> i wish i had some more beer
12:09 <]\alienated][RomeO_> or wedges
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12:17 <]\alienated][RomeO_> yeah so hungry
12:20 <]\alienated][RomeO_> dsp
12:24 <]\alienated][RomeO_> fuck it
12:38 <]\alienated][RomeO_> hi robot
12:47 <robot> hey
12:51 <]\alienated][RomeO_> :)
12:59 <]\alienated][RomeO_> doing well today?
13:06 <]\alienated][RomeO_> i can't sleep
13:11 <]\alienated][RomeO_> too much coffee
13:30 <mrwuf> exercise
13:49 <]\alienated][RomeO_> hard work is bad for the soul
13:52 <Moke> ill cum in your face
13:52 <]\alienated][RomeO_> :P
14:01 <]\alienated][RomeO_> Moke do you smoke?
14:06 <Moke> nah
14:07 <mrwuf> eat healthy, workout strong, sleep well, breath deeply, enjoy life.
14:10 <]\alienated][RomeO_> ok
14:14 <]\alienated][RomeO_> i do sometimes
14:36 <]\alienated][RomeO_> the only way to enjoy life is to get high and sleep
14:49 <]\alienated][RomeO_> i want more coffee
14:59 <]\alienated][RomeO_> wish i lved near a cafe
15:22 <]\alienated][RomeO_> wish i lived near a cafe*
15:38 <]\alienated][RomeO_> eat healthy means pig out on fast food
15:53 <]\alienated][RomeO_> don't try to change me baby
15:58 <]\alienated][RomeO_> :P
16:31 <Picard> fuck me
16:32 Nick: ]\alienated][RomeO_ is now known as expir\e
16:41 <Picard> this cunt is still ranting, are u b1's son?
16:45 Quit: Loof ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
16:52 <expir\e> no more Loof
16:54 <expir\e> oh no
17:40 <expir\e> must eat food
17:46 <expir\e> and kill lincon
18:09 <mrwuf> if you're not trying to make yourself better every day, life becomes a bore
18:33 <Pieter> thats why im so awesome:)
19:16 <mrwuf> human body was never designed for a sedentary lifestyle, it was created to hunt sabre tooth tigers and walk 40 miles a day, gotta exercise bro
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25:16 <Taco> Picard: no, he's mrwuf's BFF
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25:24 Nick: Lumeah2 is now known as Lumeah
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27:33 Nick: DragonM|A is now known as DragonMaster
28:08 <couleurs> u wanna go me?
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28:12 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lwaxana
28:27 <Picard> Lwaxana hello and welcome
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30:46 <Taco> mrwuf: have you ever walked 40 miles in a day?
32:36 <Picard> i did
32:39 <Picard> today
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33:55 <mrwuf> took cat outside she loves hunting geckos
34:00 <Picard> killer
34:08 <mrwuf> those asian invaders
34:22 <mrwuf> they try to drop their tail and give her the ole slip
34:51 <couleurs> sik
34:58 <mrwuf> usually I don't let her eat them but barter with her for some other treat, let them go a little worse for wear
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35:50 <mrwuf> her mind is hunt hunt hunt 24/7
36:15 <mrwuf> which is great cos theres lots of nasties here and she lets me know when somethings around
36:31 <couleurs> RIP dave hughes
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37:24 <mrwuf> I don't really watch that show but did Rove return, then send Dave off on some stupid missions because his dry wit was a threat to roves simplistic humour
38:03 <Picard> dave hughes isnt dead u cretin
38:36 <Picard> rove isnt funny
38:38 <mrwuf> think he owns the production company that makes the show, so naturally they all laugh at the bosses jokes which sets him up for a fall since he's not really that funny
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40:06 * Picard slaps thestig around a bit with a large trout
40:36 <mrwuf> I would laugh too if he was paying my salary
40:53 * thestig slaps Picard around a bit with a large trout
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41:28 <thestig> rip dave hughes
41:37 <Picard> mrwuf no one care
42:27 <couleurs> say hi to ur mom 4 me Picard
42:41 <Picard> mum*
42:48 <Picard> americanised faggot
43:34 <couleurs> hehe he corrected "mom" but not "ur" what a bloodey idiet
44:21 <Picard> i corrected your american word
44:28 <Picard> this is australia
44:45 <couleurs> lmao
45:31 <Picard> shouldnt u be off sucking cock and playing fifa
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46:14 <couleurs> y r u so hostile today baldy
46:22 Quit: robot ([email protected]) Quit: <pop-d0g> you started it dickhead. now reap the whirlwind
46:28 <Picard> im always a cunt
46:33 <Nikky`> true
46:33 <Picard> today is no different
46:58 <Picard> Nikky` knows
47:05 <Nikky`> *nods*
47:16 <Picard> i can be nice to certain people
47:23 <Nikky`> Since when?
47:24 <Nikky`> :P
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47:27 <Picard> :P
47:32 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
47:48 <couleurs> hi Sumbean
47:57 <Sunbeam> hi Colours :)
48:32 <couleurs> :)
48:43 <Sunbeam> how goes it?
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48:51 <couleurs> ok
48:52 <couleurs> n u
48:56 <Sunbeam> good ta
49:09 <couleurs> :))))))
49:26 <Sunbeam> thought i'd skive off from chores for a bit
49:51 <Sunbeam> yer know...a woman's work is never done an all that ahit lol
49:57 <couleurs> pics
49:59 <Sunbeam> shit*
50:21 <Sunbeam> you know what Sunbeam's look like
51:13 <Sunbeam> is it feeding time in australia?
51:34 <MrMark> yes
51:37 <MrMark> and drinkin time
51:52 <Sunbeam> hello MrMark ...when isn't it drinking time for you? lol
52:01 <MrMark> never
52:03 <MrMark> :P
52:19 <Sunbeam> not marinated your liver yet? lol
52:21 <couleurs> :o
52:43 <Sunbeam> only kidding...how are you MrMark?
54:59 * Sunbeam toddles over to the shurrup an be quiet corner
55:17 Nick: DragonMaster is now known as DragonM|A
57:45 <mrwuf> http://imgur.com/gallery/y7N2hDI
57:58 Quit: Mew ([email protected]) Connection closed
58:19 <Taco> Except that isn't a tesla coil
58:28 <Taco> Try this one instead
58:36 <Sunbeam> lo Taco
58:46 <Taco> http://imgur.com/a/7DgI6
58:54 <Taco> hello star shine
59:21 * Sunbeam looks round to see who Taco is talking to
01:02 <Shadowgate> Taco rocks
01:09 <Picard> Shadowgate
01:11 <Lumeah> somethings you can't un see
01:15 <Shadowgate> Picard is funny lol
01:19 <Sunbeam> hi Lumeah :)
01:25 <Lumeah> hi sunny! :)
01:30 <Picard> really?
01:36 <Sunbeam> hi Shadowgate & Picard
01:40 <Taco> Picard sent me porn pics of himself and some 7 news chick. It was weird but okay I guess
01:43 <Shadowgate> hi lol
02:12 <Zade> hello Nikky`
02:31 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
02:51 <Zade> whats happening Nikky`?
03:08 <Picard> lol
03:12 Nick: DragonM|A is now known as DragonMaster
03:18 <Picard> told u i can pull the chics
03:24 <Picard> even celebrity ones
03:25 <Nikky`> Not a lot..chillin and you?
03:38 <Zade> yeah not much
08:22 <Nikky`> Having time off over xmas or just the normal ph?
09:22 <Zade> i am working xmas day
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10:09 <Picard> i resigned
10:13 <Picard> dsp for me
10:16 <Picard> and fifa
10:18 <Zade> really?
10:22 <Taco> I hope I work xmas day. Family are cunts
10:22 <Nikky`> Only way to go Picard
10:22 <Picard> yes
10:26 <Picard> fuck working
10:34 <Picard> lol Taco
10:36 <Sunbeam> i'm working boxing day
10:37 <Picard> i hate xmas
10:40 <Zade> do you want me to send you a bong Picard?
10:45 <Picard> we are working boxing day
10:46 <Taco> Yes, I hate xmas and people
10:51 <Picard> Zade yes
11:20 <Nikky`> I have xmas day boxing day and ny day off
11:27 <Zade> i got boxing day off
11:38 <Nikky`> but after nye working I don't go back till 27th Jan
12:00 <Picard> then go to melb on the 4th for a week
12:11 <Nikky`> We are going to relos this year for xmas luncg
12:14 <Nikky`> lunch
12:24 <Nikky`> won't be dish bitch this year haha
12:28 <Zade> do they live close by?
12:39 <Picard> we have all the fuking family here this year
12:40 <Nikky`> Not close to me
12:40 <Picard> ffs
12:45 <Nikky`> but near geelong
12:48 <Nikky`> and i'll be at mums
13:51 <Zade> spose i could always head to yours after work Nikky`
14:10 <Nikky`> You could..I won't be there but sure
14:10 <Picard> lol
14:14 <Zade> lol
14:14 <Picard> invite yaself
14:19 <Picard> rude
14:36 <Nikky`> I'll head back home sometime on boxing day
14:55 <Zade> spose i could always get on a plane and meet Picards family
15:06 <Picard> plane?
15:35 <Zade> you live ass-fuck nowhere Picard?
16:00 <Picard> only 6 HOUR DRIVE
16:04 <Picard> oops sorry caps
16:13 <Zade> yeah a plane it is then
16:17 <Picard> lol
16:23 <Picard> ok
16:30 <Picard> im like 10 mins from the airport
16:33 <Picard> pick u up
16:38 <Zade> cool nice one
16:59 <Zade> what is on the menu Picard?
17:08 <Picard> seafood for dinner
17:18 <Zade> oh
17:18 <Picard> oops
17:21 <Picard> lunch
17:31 <Picard> and dinner is seafood and turkey usually
18:12 <Zade> i dont eat seafood
18:22 <Picard> well thats your loss lol
18:27 <Nikky`> I knew that about Zade
18:43 <Nikky`> gosh Picard.. get your shit together and make something else for him
18:47 <Zade> yes
18:56 <Zade> i eat beef or white meat from chciken
19:02 <Zade> chicken
19:13 <Zade> sometimes i eat lamb
19:14 <amsy> meat owns
19:27 <Picard> ok, i can get you some roast beef
19:31 <Zade> cool
19:33 <Picard> how do u like it cooked?
19:39 <Zade> amsy is coming as well Picard
19:42 <Zade> well done
19:55 <Picard> amsy can visit me anytime
20:23 <couleurs> lol
21:13 <Nikky`> So spoilt amsy
21:16 <Nikky`> ;o)
21:42 <couleurs> hi amsy !
21:50 <amsy> hi cc !
22:04 <amsy> :))))))
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22:57 <bee_girl> Hey team
23:06 <bee_girl> Wassup?
23:20 <Lumeah> HI BEE
23:29 <bee_girl> Lumee!
23:35 <bee_girl> I'm oissed
23:37 <Lumeah> hows ya day been?
23:39 <bee_girl> Pissed too
23:43 <Lumeah> haha
23:49 <Lumeah> good
24:11 <couleurs> nm just on fifa n irc at the same time he he
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24:20 Quit: ness ([email protected]) Quit:
24:27 <bee_girl> Ip6+!!!!!!!!!
24:29 <couleurs> n u
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25:26 <couleurs> ps4!
26:01 <bee_girl> Just one !
26:03 <bee_girl> Pft
26:10 <bee_girl> What's going on here
26:44 <couleurs> ;)
26:53 <Lumeah> nuffin much
27:19 <bee_girl> Sheets
27:25 <bee_girl> Sheetzus
27:28 <bee_girl> Goodness
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27:54 <Lumeah> bit like that
28:48 <couleurs> agreed.
29:06 <bee_girl> Bloody
29:13 <bee_girl> Hopefully I hookup tonight
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29:20 <couleurs> pics
29:21 <bee_girl> Will update u later!
29:23 <bee_girl> Lol
29:35 <bee_girl> Might be more familiar than u think couleurs
30:43 <couleurs> :o
31:12 <bee_girl> Goodness
31:15 <bee_girl> Our secret
31:20 <bee_girl> U just be quiet already
31:46 <bee_girl> Fuck
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32:06 <couleurs> ok
32:40 Quit: Nikky` ([email protected]) Quit:
32:49 <bee_girl> Jesus
32:53 <bee_girl> Stop it already
33:40 <bee_girl> Fuck I've drunk too much
33:53 <couleurs> agreed.
33:59 <Tuftoy> bee_girl drink more
34:36 <bee_girl> Jesus
34:50 <bee_girl> Why isn't someone else rambling anyway
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35:05 <couleurs> lady drunky
35:07 <thestig> lol
35:11 <bee_girl> lol
35:13 <bee_girl> Bloody
35:55 <Taco> B1 is sitting at his computer
36:04 <Taco> His masturbation was interrupted
36:09 <Taco> Now he is angrily reading this message
36:19 <Taco> Thinking "yeah fuck you mate"
37:59 <Shadowgate> Taco yhou rock
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38:15 <couleurs> Shadowgate lol
38:24 <Shadowgate> couleurs was funny lol
38:38 <Shadowgate> Taco is my only facebook freind
38:51 <Lumeah2> What ya drinking bee_girl
39:10 <bee_girl> Take a wild guess lumee
39:17 <Shadowgate> i wanna hug bee girl aww
39:21 <couleurs> bees
39:30 <bee_girl> Cider
39:35 <bee_girl> Sunshack
39:46 <Lumeah2> Not dickens.
39:47 <bee_girl> I'm too drunk to drive
39:48 <Lumeah2> ?
39:50 Quit: Pete ([email protected]) Connection closed
39:54 <couleurs> Sumbean
39:55 <bee_girl> I wish!
40:04 Quit: Shadowgate ([email protected]) Quit:
40:20 <Taco> doh
40:23 <Lumeah2> Lok
40:29 Quit: [-K-] ([email protected]) Quit: Ex-Chat
40:32 <Taco> I was just going to tell Adil to add Jamie... cause Jamie legit only has 8 friends
41:18 Quit: melbguy282 ([email protected]) Quit:
41:36 <Taco> His account "Raven Wolfe" was suspended cause someone reported it as a fake name. So he had to make a new one. Now nobody will add him unless they actually know him. 8 people.
42:00 <couleurs> lol
43:20 <simba> im jamie "raven wolf" bastardly irl
43:44 <Picard> lol Taco
44:06 <Picard> he has been crying about that
44:39 <Picard> simba
44:59 <simba> what
45:02 <Picard> i need a 3.4 x 6 x 2.7 free standing carport
45:09 <Picard> can u sell me one?
45:11 <simba> go shit 1 out
45:41 <Picard> nasty
46:08 <simba> [email protected]
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46:57 <StrykerX> Sup cuntz
47:48 * Picard slaps StrykerX around a bit with a large trout
47:58 <Picard> respect, bitch
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48:03 <StrykerX> Stfu cunt
48:11 <StrykerX> Or be rammed with mouldy hotdogs
48:13 <StrykerX> We clear?
48:54 <Picard> listen cunt, you dont want to start with me. it wont end well
49:08 Quit: mrwuf ([email protected]) Client exited
49:14 <StrykerX> BRING IT
49:24 <simba> shut up both of u
49:26 <simba> animals
49:39 <StrykerX> Finally got my son to sleep
49:42 <StrykerX> Bit of me time. :)
49:50 <simba> sunn0))
51:45 <Picard> lol
51:52 <Picard> sonn
52:01 <Picard> havnt seen him in 30 years
52:05 <Picard> oops 20
52:11 <StrykerX> O.o
52:36 <simba> what a good father
56:01 <StrykerX> How could you not see your kid for 20 years?
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58:32 <simba> some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers
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59:58 <Lwaxana> profound
00:15 <simba> tell it 2 morrisey
02:16 <Moke> simba
02:19 <Moke> hey mate
02:53 <couleurs> :~)
03:07 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/z_RLVOdWQaw
03:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: mlg feminism (Nov 27, 2014) 1:14 - Category: Comedy - 27,426 views - 2,187 likes (98%), 45 dislikes (2%)
03:13 <simba> whats goin on !!!!!!!!!!!
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03:38 <Lumeah> wb bbee
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04:25 <StrykerX> Hi Mew
04:36 <Mew> oh hello
04:57 <StrykerX> Why are you not out pissing on and picking up?
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06:23 <Mew> well i spent the whole day doing housewifey things and running around after a 1.5yrld who has just finally crashed out for the night
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06:34 <Mew> id much rather sit here and have a cup of tea and annoy you cunts
06:41 <Doodle> +1
07:04 <gayHunterSince1984> throw your kid over a bridge and you'll be free for the rest of your life
07:09 <StrykerX> Im hearing you there.
07:18 <Mew> i dont think thats how it works gayHunterSince1984 lmao
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08:22 <couleurs> cool nick gayHunterSince1984
08:49 <gayHunterSince1984> theres a poof on here whos gonna die
09:03 <gayHunterSince1984> a long term poo by the name of Eddie
09:07 <gayHunterSince1984> poof
09:39 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b gayHunterSince1984!*@*
09:40 Kick: gayHunterSince1984 was kicked by ChanOP ((simba) tell it 2 the jury chump!!!!!)
09:41 <christopher> :/
09:49 <Pete> LOL.
09:49 <christopher> lol
10:05 <Mew> owwwwwwwwww
10:07 <Mew> chikka chikka
10:21 <Pete> he must have issues
10:32 <Taco> chiko chiko roll
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11:35 <StrykerX> Hi Roxxy
11:37 <StrykerX> ASL
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11:53 <bert187> hi Roxxy HIV status plz
12:57 <StrykerX> Positive.
13:17 <Roxxy> wow, way to strike up a conversation
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13:54 <simba> ignore him hes not all there
14:07 <Roxxy> I gathered as much
14:17 <Picard> lol
14:25 <bert187> the only thing uve gatherd is STD's
14:34 <Picard> Roxxy do u swallow
14:39 <StrykerX> Picard does.
14:41 <simba> he doesnt like staying long
14:42 <StrykerX> ;)
14:46 <Pete> Picard , stfu
14:51 <Picard> i do
14:54 <Roxxy> I couldn't imagine how that would have been possible unless your blow up doll has been getting around
15:00 <Picard> sore arse tonight, he as a bit rough today
15:10 <Pete> haha Roxxy
15:14 <StrykerX> bert is grounded
15:18 <StrykerX> So he is sitting on IRC
15:30 <Pete> bert187 was calling me a pedophile
15:43 <Roxxy> I am surprised that bert could use such a big word
15:43 <bert187> thats right
15:55 <bert187> people here told me
16:01 <Pete> how can i be a pedophile bert187?
16:10 <Pete> when I only date gurls
16:13 <bert187> told me ur a convicted pedophile n if the police find out etc
16:15 <Pete> stupid fuck
16:21 <StrykerX> Oh boy
16:26 <StrykerX> Too much easy material here
16:36 <Picard> bert187 enough pedo talk, you will upset the old fella
16:48 <Pete> StrykerX he needs too grow the fuck up
16:53 <StrykerX> Pete is grumpy
16:56 <Picard> fuck that
16:56 <simba> Pete the idea is not 2 fall for the most basic of baiting
16:58 <StrykerX> He didn't get paid today
16:58 <Picard> why grow up
17:04 <StrykerX> DSP suspended.
17:11 <StrykerX> So he is sitting here seething.
17:18 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b bert187!*@*
17:18 Kick: bert187 was kicked by ChanOP ((simba) problem child #2 the sequel!!!)
17:21 <Picard> once u admit u are grown up u start getting old
17:32 <Pete> cherrs simba
17:58 <StrykerX> Is that why you claim to be a virgin Picard?
17:59 <simba> Hey - no sweat !!
17:59 <StrykerX> lol
18:20 <Picard> my arse was a virgin until 2pm today
18:30 <Pete> Its Just all i get is a pm from him calling me a pedophile
18:40 <StrykerX> Nice
18:43 <Pete> its funny
19:02 * Sunbeam looks back in and waves
19:04 <simba> maybe hes a pedophile and hes deflecting
19:05 * Pete rolls on floor laughing
19:15 <Picard> lol
19:48 <Picard> no doubt there are pedos in here
20:11 <simba> ..rite
20:23 <simba> Sticky Subject
20:37 <Picard> lol
20:41 <Picard> u dont agree?
20:44 <simba> alternate sticky subjects: spider webs, glue, sticky tape
20:45 <Lwaxana> sure ..Picard cant be the ONLY one
21:11 <Picard> Lwaxana, thats a bannable offence. i think you should apologise
21:32 <simba> i dont think it is technically
21:41 <Lwaxana> you are entitled to your opinion
21:49 * christopher wonders why this is suppose to be entertaining
22:00 <Picard> so if i said that about someone i wont be banned?
22:03 <Lwaxana> I agree Chris
22:15 <Picard> why was the nuffy banned?
22:17 <simba> irc isnt here 2 entertain u
22:30 <simba> cos he is unwelcome
22:34 <christopher> is it ment to lower your iq simba
22:36 <Picard> christopher dont ever come here to be entertained
22:56 <simba> ok
22:59 <Lwaxana> christopher: they just come here to abuse each other
23:10 <christopher> whats the fun in that
23:19 <Picard> and Lwaxana comes here to cal people pedos
23:20 <Lwaxana> no idea
23:26 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/hlIh2nEwbD0
23:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alone in the hail storm... (Nov 27, 2014) 5:10 - Category: Gaming - 933 views views - likes (81%), 4 dislikes (19%)
23:34 <simba> half the time youre in here swearing and complaining about women christopher so everyone has their downside
24:18 <christopher> well i dont plot agianst ppl
24:35 <simba> didnt you threaten to have austnet shut down last week
24:41 <simba> if people didnt.. help you get a woman.. or something
24:43 <Picard> lol shut down?
24:45 <simba> couldnt quite understand
25:02 <christopher> i was drunk
25:17 <simba> all the people who abuse on here are probably drunk
25:26 <simba> so the people who annoy u.... are really just lik eu
25:39 <simba> why dont you stop drinking
25:42 <christopher> noones like me
25:45 <Picard> omg
25:45 <christopher> i have simba
25:51 <StrykerX> lol @ Austnet shutdown.
25:55 <simba> good
25:56 <Picard> some people need a punch in the face
25:57 <simba> keep it up!!!!
26:08 <StrykerX> <christopher> noone likes me
26:10 <StrykerX> Wtf?
26:15 <simba> StrykerX likes you
26:23 <simba> he likes your selfies
26:29 <simba> I like you christopher
26:33 <simba> would you like me to voice you?
26:35 <StrykerX> Yes. :')
26:39 <christopher> no 1 is like me
26:49 <simba> lol
26:58 <simba> u ra unique snowflake
27:03 <StrykerX> OH
27:05 <StrykerX> I get it!
27:12 <StrykerX> "Everybody hates Chris"!
27:16 <StrykerX> :')
27:26 <simba> christopher is actually chris rock
27:31 <simba> marketing for his new tv show
27:35 <simba> where he plays a retarded kid
27:42 <simba> everybody hates chris 2: niggas gone wheelchair
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28:31 <StrykerX> christopher, are you wheelchair bound?
28:37 <christopher> sick of ppl trying put words in my mouth
28:43 <Picard> would u prefer cock?
28:48 <christopher> u would
28:55 <Picard> did today
28:58 <FredFlinstone> I do
29:00 <Picard> wasnt really my thing
29:44 <Picard> did u enjoy it FredFlinstone
29:48 <christopher> desperate to talk to someone so i had to agree with them
29:59 <FredFlinstone> havner yet
30:05 <Picard> ok
30:06 <christopher> basically they were talking shit putting words into my mouth
30:17 <christopher> and are more crazy than me
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31:29 <christopher> nothing wrong with drugs
31:38 <christopher> just cant trust druggies u get them off
31:40 <Picard> couldnt be
31:46 <Picard> crazier then u?
31:47 <Picard> wtf
32:04 <FredFlinstone> bi guys in melbz
32:07 <Lwaxana> pot calling the kettle black
32:17 <StrykerX> <christopher> nothing wrong with drugs << Pieter, eat your heart out.
32:27 <StrykerX> FredFlinstone, message Picard
32:31 <StrykerX> He's into that.
32:49 <FredFlinstone> no thanks'
33:02 <Picard> Lwaxana enough of the trolling please
33:03 <Lwaxana> semms he is into anything ..based on tonight's chat
33:19 <Lwaxana> Picard you can leave
33:31 <Picard> trolling is agains the austnet rules
33:39 <Lwaxana> really?
33:43 <Picard> against*
33:48 <Picard> yes, i just read them
33:57 <christopher> like i met this person out front my place
33:59 <Lwaxana> what page is that on???
34:01 <christopher> they said we didnt
34:04 <Picard> 23
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34:11 <Lwaxana> wrong again
34:29 <Lwaxana> Picard is becoming more and more delusional
34:33 <christopher> i was on shrooms but i know what reality is
35:21 <christopher> they said i use irc
35:27 <christopher> so i came on week later
36:09 <christopher> unless i can dream future
36:15 <christopher> she is liar
37:08 <Picard> :
37:10 <Picard> :)
37:36 <FredFlinstone> i JUST WANT SEX
37:47 <christopher> sex is shit
37:55 <FredFlinstone> no
37:55 <christopher> ppl use it as a power over ppl
38:09 <Taco> FredFlinstone: Bastardly_One is a cunt. Fuck him.
38:13 <Picard> lol
38:19 <Picard> they are useful
38:27 <FredFlinstone> iot is
38:30 <Picard> dead cunt perhaps?
38:36 <FredFlinstone> who gives?
38:52 <StrykerX> If sex is shit, you're using the wrong hole
38:53 <StrykerX> :/
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38:57 <Picard> lol
39:02 <christopher> got phone call u better go out front now
39:07 <christopher> so i stormed out
39:08 <Taco> Lwaxana: is this inappropriate?
39:14 Nick: Taco is now known as Bastardly_OneHundred
39:25 <Picard> lol
39:31 <Picard> dont offend her lover
39:42 * Bastardly_OneHundred > Bastardly_one
39:55 <Lwaxana> none of its appropriate
40:00 <Bastardly_OneHundred> ok
40:03 Nick: Bastardly_OneHundred is now known as Taco
40:13 <Taco> Just checking
40:16 <Lwaxana> shall I ban them all?
40:20 <Taco> Is Bastardly_Taco appropriate?
40:25 <Picard> lol
40:56 <StrykerX> What about Taco_One?
41:04 <StrykerX> It's hardly offensive to anyone.
41:10 <Taco> legit
41:15 <Picard> Jamies_Taco perhaps
41:53 <Taco> One_Kennon
42:02 <Picard> lol yes
43:32 <StrykerX> Beers here! :D
43:40 <FredFlinstone> yes
43:45 Quit: bee_girl ([email protected]) Client exited
43:46 <Picard> scotch here
43:47 <FredFlinstone> cheers
43:51 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/2lPX5b9m7ro
43:55 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TOTINO BOY! (Nov 6, 2014) 3:17 - Category: Comedy - 130,604 views - likes (97.8%), 69 dislikes (2.2%)
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46:46 Quit: Lish ([email protected]) Quit: Colloquy for iPad - http://colloquy.mobi
47:33 <Picard> Lwaxana
47:52 <Picard> oops
48:03 <Picard> Lumeah
48:08 <Picard> Lumeah2
48:33 <christopher> ppl think i am more fried than i am
49:27 <Lumeah> yes?
49:34 <Picard> u dont do a lot to make us think different
49:35 <christopher> i dont live a life of deception
49:39 <Picard> why 2 nicks Lumeah?
49:47 <Lumeah> phone pc
49:49 <Picard> ok
49:53 <Picard> ty
49:56 <Lumeah> np
49:57 <StrykerX> Dedication
50:02 Join: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) to #melbourne
50:05 <Picard> TokenDaRing
50:11 <TokenDaRing> Picard
50:12 <Taco> TokenDaRing
50:14 <TokenDaRing> how's it going?
50:15 <StrykerX> Rumor has it Pieter is in RMH
50:15 <TokenDaRing> Taco
50:17 <StrykerX> :/
50:19 <Picard> good ty
50:20 <Taco> Picard
50:26 <Picard> Taco
50:27 <TokenDaRing> well today was fun
50:29 <TokenDaRing> and last night
50:43 <Picard> y
50:56 <Picard> just a cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50:56 <TokenDaRing> the floor our office is on at work had a bunch of smashed windows from hail in the storm
50:58 <TokenDaRing> and got flooded
51:04 <Picard> nice
51:14 <Picard> brisbane is fucked up
51:15 <TokenDaRing> yeah
51:22 <TokenDaRing> shit got messy fast
51:30 <TokenDaRing> I'm glad I left work at 4
51:35 <Picard> watched the news, had some of it on. looked a mess
51:37 <StrykerX> You're in Brissy?
51:39 <TokenDaRing> otherwise I'd have been fucked getting home
51:40 <TokenDaRing> yeah
52:12 <StrykerX> Someone on my FB was happy he left early too
52:18 <StrykerX> Cause he saw pix of how shit turned
52:24 <TokenDaRing> yeah
52:29 <TokenDaRing> CBD got fucked up
52:30 <FredFlinstone> bi guys?
52:41 <TokenDaRing> an apartment block's roof near my place was blown off
52:47 <TokenDaRing> like ripped off completely
52:56 <Picard> fuk
52:57 <StrykerX> Wtf? Did you cop a cyclone?
53:03 <StrykerX> (Haven't seen the news tonight)
53:14 <Picard> hail looked good
53:41 <TokenDaRing> we had a super storm cell hit
53:46 <TokenDaRing> two storm cells merged
53:50 <TokenDaRing> like south of Bris CBD
53:53 <Picard> was a white out over the city
53:56 <TokenDaRing> went north, just ripped shit up
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54:05 <TokenDaRing> so many people
54:08 <TokenDaRing> 's cars were fucked
54:09 <TokenDaRing> from hail
54:18 <StrykerX> OH
54:22 <StrykerX> Super cell
54:24 <StrykerX> Says enough.
56:44 Quit: couleurs ([email protected]) Quit: Client sexited.
57:07 <christopher> if u dont know ppl off here already
57:11 <christopher> dont meet them
57:21 <TokenDaRing> didn't have power at my place when I got home either
57:29 <TokenDaRing> came back on at like, 7:30am
57:46 <TokenDaRing> so we just ordered a pizza, watched a movie on my fiancee's chromebook and crashed
58:13 <TokenDaRing> it was insane as shit to watch though
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00:26 <christopher> infact dont use inet to meet ppl
00:28 <christopher> ever
00:31 <StrykerX> lol
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00:57 <christopher> they will conspirer agianst u
01:04 <StrykerX> You don't make friends with salad!
02:04 <christopher> brains of mash potatoe
04:28 <christopher> ppl get paid to toss salad
04:40 <christopher> its disgusting
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04:52 <christopher> ppl allow themselves to get used
05:12 <christopher> so once they used enough they start using other ppl
05:22 <christopher> but iam not like that
05:27 <christopher> i dont use ppl
05:30 <Picard> nite freaks
05:31 <christopher> ever
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05:58 <christopher> yep this is not a joke
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06:16 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Maurice
06:37 <Picard> Lwaxana do yourself a favour, go to bed and fuck the life out of your husband. then tomorrow u wont be as uptight and such a grumpy cunt.
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07:50 <christopher> Mew fuck off
08:07 <Lwaxana> did hell freeze over???
08:23 <Lwaxana> why would abyone take advice from Picard??
08:33 <TokenDaRing> christopher: I've met some good people I know from the internet
08:35 <Mew> nah its still pretty hot down here
08:40 <TokenDaRing> why would I regret that?
09:02 <christopher> well u dont have the cops hire a hooker for u
09:06 <christopher> basically
09:13 <TokenDaRing> what?
09:15 <TokenDaRing> that doesn't make sense
09:16 <christopher> and then do ya head in with court
09:25 <christopher> then make u go crazy
10:15 <christopher> i saw this person
10:24 <christopher> in carpark of chapel st once
10:25 <christopher> too
10:33 Nick: Megz is now known as Megz|A
10:38 <christopher> i know what is going on more than ne1
11:03 <StrykerX> christopher is paranoid.
11:04 Quit: Lwaxana ([email protected]) Connection closed
11:05 <StrykerX> Drugs.
11:14 <TokenDaRing> being a pot head will do that to you
11:17 <StrykerX> Yup.
11:28 <TokenDaRing> thing is I can't even understand it
11:33 <TokenDaRing> like none of that makes sense
11:39 <StrykerX> He's in his own little world.
13:18 <christopher> then the cops play date of court games with ya head
13:34 Nick: DragonMaster is now known as DragonM|A
13:35 <christopher> if u gonna arrest me have a reason
13:43 <christopher> not just i cried while on drugs
13:54 <christopher> i could fucken sue
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15:38 <christopher> like why the fuck does a court date for woman have to be on date of birthday of woman u were just with
15:49 <christopher> and then u dont go
15:59 <christopher> so they make it valentines day
16:04 <christopher> the court date
16:10 Nick: DragonM|A is now known as DragonMaster
16:20 <TokenDaRing> riveting tale, my chap
16:40 <christopher> but when u kick a door in
16:44 <christopher> they do nothing
16:46 <TokenDaRing> grouse yarn, mate
17:00 <christopher> and when u call them cause u had fights and weapons were involved
17:07 <christopher> they say they cant do nething
17:22 <christopher> then they force feed u drugs
17:24 <TokenDaRing> cool stroy, bro
17:44 <christopher> that make your illness worse
18:11 <christopher> and come into you home when u not home
18:46 <TokenDaRing> epic saga, luke
18:53 <christopher> yep its like a movie
18:59 <christopher> a horror one
19:13 <christopher> think they trying to push me so i do hurt someone
19:17 <TokenDaRing> are you Jason Voorhees?
19:26 <TokenDaRing> or Freddy Krueger?
20:00 <StrykerX> Cops drug you now?
20:07 <TokenDaRing> yeah don't you know?
20:10 <TokenDaRing> they make you take drugs
20:12 <StrykerX> Was that your court defense?
20:24 <StrykerX> "But he made me shoot up!"
20:32 <christopher> no
20:47 <christopher> court was i just said hi on inet
20:56 <christopher> and she is bitch
20:58 <christopher> so i got off
21:01 <StrykerX> Who
21:10 <christopher> no saying
21:24 <TokenDaRing> this makes no sense
21:28 <StrykerX> christopher, are you skitzo?
21:36 <StrykerX> Hearing voices etc?
21:41 <christopher> nope
22:07 <StrykerX> Do you believe the govt and big corporations are out to get you?
22:19 <christopher> nah just mental health and cops
22:37 * StrykerX sighs
22:48 <christopher> i dobbed in the cops cousin for dealing acid
23:01 <christopher> so thats why he put it on valentines day
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23:51 <TokenDaRing> they don't just set court dates
23:54 <TokenDaRing> when they feel like it
24:05 <TokenDaRing> court dates are set as the court can take them
24:12 <christopher> what so someone fucked in my house on valentines day
24:15 <TokenDaRing> so it just means they don't have time for a case befor ethen
24:19 <christopher> and i had to go to court for it
24:41 <TokenDaRing> yes
25:18 <TokenDaRing> hope you have a lawyer
25:24 <christopher> why
26:21 <christopher> hope u leave austnet
26:48 <TokenDaRing> if you have to go to court
26:50 <TokenDaRing> you need one
26:57 <christopher> i dont need to go to court
27:43 <TokenDaRing> so why are you whining then?
28:10 <christopher> cause its fucken stupid
28:18 <christopher> i cried whilst high on drugs
28:28 <christopher> and cops get caleed
28:29 <christopher> called
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28:37 <TokenDaRing> who called the cops?
28:41 <TokenDaRing> weren't you home alone?
28:56 <Taco> I'm calling the cops
29:11 <Taco> No really I actually am
29:23 <Taco> Not about you tho
29:25 <christopher> why
29:27 <christopher> ok
30:16 <StrykerX> The pixies called the cops
30:19 <StrykerX> Give him a break
31:10 <TokenDaRing> I'm calling the cops on my neighbours
31:29 <Taco> No don't we don't care
31:48 <TokenDaRing> they listen to horrible music
31:50 <TokenDaRing> that should be a crime
32:14 <christopher> i have mental illness they shouldnt play games
32:26 <Taco> Whats wrong with WoW?
32:33 <christopher> nothing
32:35 <TokenDaRing> I'm sure the cops sit around playing solitare a lot
32:39 <TokenDaRing> don't be hating on them
33:35 <bee_girl> Team
33:57 <TokenDaRing> I like playing games too
34:06 <TokenDaRing> so I understand why the cops do it as well
34:10 <TokenDaRing> it passes the time ok
35:05 <christopher> you dont push ppl that have bipolar fits of depression
35:13 <christopher> cause most ppl are liars
35:14 <TokenDaRing> well I don't push people anyway
35:15 <TokenDaRing> that's rude
35:20 <TokenDaRing> no need for pushing or shoving thanks
35:32 <Taco> when people push you, you push back
35:36 <christopher> what if i ended up killing myself
35:45 <christopher> cause of the head games they have played
35:45 <TokenDaRing> why would you do that over someone pushing you?
35:48 <Lumeah> you wont
36:12 <TokenDaRing> christopher: can I play some games with you? I like Unreal Tournament
36:14 <druff> DICKTITS!
36:23 <Taco> all I want is to be an alcoholic :(
36:25 <druff> yolo
36:50 <Lumeah> PENISBRETH!
36:51 <christopher> what they did to me is discrimination
37:09 <TokenDaRing> because you're a black woman?
37:19 <christopher> no cause i cant handle lsd
37:27 <TokenDaRing> you don't need no cops coming round
37:34 <TokenDaRing> because you're a strong independent black woman
37:35 <Taco> Yes I do. They're nice
37:42 <TokenDaRing> just remind yourself of that christopher
39:17 <Taco> Anyway I must go intimidate & beat up potheads
39:22 <Taco> bai
39:24 <TokenDaRing> please do so Taco
39:25 <TokenDaRing> enjoy
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45:40 <christopher> why would i go newhere when u can get arrested for crying in ya own home
47:24 <TokenDaRing> I've never been arrested
47:25 <TokenDaRing> for anything
47:27 <TokenDaRing> so I don't know
47:41 <christopher> werent u leaving austnet
47:48 <christopher> u said if i wanted you would
48:13 <christopher> now fuck off go TokenDaRing
49:42 <christopher> or ur liar
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49:49 <christopher> and cant be trusted
50:30 <christopher> women like a man of their word
50:38 <christopher> TokenDaRing ur not one of those
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51:03 <Sunbeam> hello
51:28 <Fez> Hi
53:25 <Sunbeam> hi Fez
53:56 <druff> fri night aye
54:01 <druff> whos drunk?
54:23 <Sunbeam> quiet in here ..int it?
54:31 <Sunbeam> hello druff :P
54:36 <Lumeah> getting there
56:34 Quit: immik ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
57:04 <British^Meat> indeed hi
59:42 <simba> agreed
59:50 <simba> smash 2moro!!!!
59:55 <British^Meat> i k r :)
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