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00:03 <British^Meat> i grab it amt 9:30am b4 work
00:08 <British^Meat> boooooooooo! but yay
00:20 <British^Meat> and a link or sammus or Fox Mccloud
00:23 <simba> r u pickin up the adaptor version?
00:28 <simba> u have to if ur getting in early
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00:32 <simba> itll be limited + valuable
00:34 <British^Meat> i dunno, who's the best out of those? ive never played
00:44 <British^Meat> DOOD, i told ya, ive never played the GCN version
00:49 <simba> i know
00:52 <British^Meat> ive played the n64 for like, 10 mins, thats it
00:58 <simba> but itll be worth it
01:03 * British^Meat shrugs, i dunno whatevs is cheapest
01:05 <simba> only 20 bucks extra for that version
01:12 <British^Meat> nah fuk dat
01:28 <simba> fox is the best tier wise but link is fun
01:33 <simba> im getting teh marth
02:14 <simba> just have 2 figure out what bundle 2 get the console in
02:23 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmm's
02:35 <British^Meat> im doing a B-line to big W
02:44 <British^Meat> fuck eb games and all those shit shops
02:50 <British^Meat> did ye see my problem with them?
02:56 <simba> big w and target have it literally 20 something dollars cheaper
02:59 <simba> then those stores
03:02 <simba> so FUK EM
03:21 <simba> whats teh problem
03:37 <simba> heaps of people living in bogan/rural towns only have an EB to rely on, i feel bad for them
03:47 <British^Meat> indeed, they have it for like $99, bigw may or may not be $68 or $78
04:11 <simba> lol
04:23 <British^Meat> well, i rang up EB the other day yer, thursday and i asked "do you have Red Dead Redemp for ps3, i dont mind if its 2nd hand, the cheaper the better"
04:44 <Maurice> EB price match so I don't see the issue
04:58 <British^Meat> without looking the girl on the other end of the phone said "no, we dont, another guy came in today asking the same, and we havent gotten any copies at all, its all out"
05:13 <British^Meat> Went in there less than 12 hours later, counted no less than 9 on the shelf
05:20 <British^Meat> arseholes
05:26 <simba> women
05:31 <British^Meat> yer but fuk eb, i hate thier sales tactic
05:34 <simba> jk women
05:40 <simba> Maurice why go there in the first place
05:44 <simba> to price match
05:47 <British^Meat> walk in *BAM* "can i help you sir"
05:54 <simba> when you can go to the other place without needing to price match
05:55 <British^Meat> "Do you want to Pre-order anything"
06:05 Nick: B1-not-here is now known as Bastardly_One
06:09 <Maurice> My local only has Big W or EB
06:10 <British^Meat> "do you want warenty on the $5 2nd hand game u just bought"
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06:24 <simba> so go 2 big w
06:28 <British^Meat> indeed
06:31 <simba> theyre like the cheapest one
06:33 <Maurice> If Big W doesn't have it, I make EB price match, that's why I go there
06:33 <British^Meat> walk in, pick up, pay, out
06:47 <simba> lol @ warranty
07:16 <simba> big w did have a hell cheap pc game on the shelf and the girl looked for it for 5 mins before a guy came over and said "its not there someone keeps putting the box out"
07:33 <British^Meat> lol
07:41 <simba> theyre obviously not as competent as a specialist store but people go to eb cos theyre lazy wankers
07:50 <Maurice> They did that to my son, took his money before looking for the disc only to find they didn't have one
08:03 <simba> im your son
08:29 <British^Meat> bastards
08:32 <Bastardly_One> My Big W was the only place in the central part of the city I could actually find what I wanted today
08:58 <Bastardly_One> JB had sold out ... and EB was too far up the hill
09:13 <simba> ive seen people talking about how theyre buying all the first set of amiibos lol
09:14 <British^Meat> oh and that same day i went to get red dead, i told the girl behind the counter "i rang up yesterday, and one of you guys told me you had no copies at all" and she replied" Yer? Oh you get that..."
09:19 <simba> thats like 18 bucks each at a bad store
09:23 <simba> so much wasted money
09:40 <British^Meat> indeed, i'll get one, thats about it
09:51 <thestig> indeedy
10:04 <British^Meat> another down the track probably
10:06 <simba> did u buy one from them
10:10 <simba> a red desd
10:11 <simba> dead
10:30 <British^Meat> EB also had a advert on paper and it said "GET YOUR AMIIBO QUICK, LIMITED STOCK" which is absolute rubbish
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10:51 <British^Meat> nah
10:55 <British^Meat> got it online
11:00 <British^Meat> $10
11:09 <British^Meat> EB 2nd hand was $18
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12:15 <simba> i saw a gametraders in marion they were selling old games for obscene prices
12:19 <simba> but then really old games dirt cheap
12:26 <simba> like 64 carts for 200 bux absolute robbery
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14:44 <simba> how r u Maurice r u happy
14:57 <Maurice> No
14:59 <Maurice> I'm sick
15:05 <Maurice> How are you, are you sick
15:18 <simba> no but people around me are
15:26 <British^Meat> simba is a sick fuck
15:43 <British^Meat> sorry, ive just always wanted to call someone that
15:50 <simba> sik kunt
17:27 <British^Meat> coz i get up early 2moro i might buy a hashbrown
17:29 <British^Meat> i miss those things
17:47 <simba> yea that inside a bacon and egg muffin is the best thing @ maccas
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18:43 <British^Meat> mad man
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19:50 <simba> nintendo were doing average for ages until the second half of this year
20:58 <British^Meat> next yr should be aiight too
21:08 <British^Meat> cant think of anything i want for my ps3...
21:15 <British^Meat> will have a ps4 b4 xmas i reckons
21:33 <simba> sony smash bros
22:17 <simba> i have the ps4 here now and the gta v but i dont really wanna play it
22:31 <simba> Bastardly_One does everything get transferred over online
22:40 <simba> and would i get a bonus 500 k
22:53 <simba> and see my sultans in super HD..
24:40 <British^Meat> Mmmmm
24:42 <British^Meat> its a shame
24:47 <British^Meat> coz i want a new name
24:51 <British^Meat> as in, this one
25:01 <British^Meat> So i'll probs just start a new profile
25:47 <British^Meat> kinda sux, but not much i can do about it
27:31 <simba> maybe you can change it online
27:34 <simba> on website
27:35 <Bastardly_One> ah
27:48 <Bastardly_One> yes everything transfers
28:02 <simba> K1774
28:19 <simba> r there even more basic upgrades in teh garages i hope so
28:26 <Bastardly_One> you might see an error like it hasn't worked
28:41 <Bastardly_One> take no notice of it and come back in about 10 mins to check
28:46 <Bastardly_One> brb
29:53 <simba> K1774
32:16 <Bastardly_One> back
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32:52 <Bastardly_One> I don't think that 500,000 online and 500,000 offline was just for pre-order
32:58 <Bastardly_One> I got that with mine too
34:18 <simba> thats a lotta moolah
36:38 <Bastardly_One> ya reckon?
37:40 <simba> its hands
37:41 <simba> handy
37:48 <simba> i prob have 200k max in my character atm
37:51 <simba> i will see soon !!!
38:23 <Bastardly_One> there is one problem with you borrowing the PS4 in my opinion
38:32 <Bastardly_One> having to give it back
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42:35 <simba> lol i dont mind i am just having bursts of fifa
42:52 <simba> lots of new games 2 play now
42:59 <simba> and old.. always odl
43:01 <simba> old
44:29 <Bastardly_One> I can't go back in terms of graphics
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50:44 <Bastardly_One> I am so ... I have a mind full of emotions of all kinds thanks to yesterday
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58:20 <Bastardly_One> are there upgrades in the garages?
58:33 <Bastardly_One> I don't think I've actually been to one yet
58:34 <Bastardly_One> lol
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05:19 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmm
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12:08 <BlackDevil> Creed frontman Scott Stapp was placed on a psych hold after cops say he had drug-fueled paranoid delusions he's a marked man, and his wife says he hears voices and worries his kid will get attacked by ISIS.
12:28 <BlackDevil> deputies found Scott on the side of a road Nov. 13 and he appeared wasted, incoherent and rambling that someone was trying to poison him. Cops placed him on a 72-hour psych hold.
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24:32 <simba> have 2 do teh stupid prologue first
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37:02 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooh
37:04 <Bastardly_One> yeah you do
37:18 <simba> :)
37:32 <simba> lvl 85 coming 2 hd
37:36 <simba> transfer complet
39:18 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:25 <Bastardly_One> I think I am level 70
46:07 <Bastardly_One> I'm going through a first run of farcry 4
46:19 <Bastardly_One> I don't consider this afternoon to count
46:37 <Bastardly_One> then we should go fuck shit up
48:24 <simba> nothing new except neon
49:17 <BlackDevil> i need to poop
49:56 <Bastardly_One> oh you can put neon under your car?
50:01 <Bastardly_One> how ... muzza
50:18 <Bastardly_One> I should tell my son to instal and come on
52:57 <simba> kgo
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55:29 <mrdanger> JAWSHY
55:34 <mrdanger> JAWWWWWWWWWWWSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
55:36 <mrdanger> etc
56:00 <simba> whos josh
56:09 <mrdanger> who isnt?
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56:26 <simba> steve jobs
56:37 <mrdanger> yeah, he isn't
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57:17 <mrdanger> I'm goin to adelaide on tuesday and coz I can't be smuggling weed I was gunna make josh give me some
57:22 <mrdanger> seems legit
57:44 <Bastardly_One> should I stay I should I go
57:52 <simba> he dont come round these parts no more
57:58 <simba> and i think his thing is oxy + beer anyway
58:11 <Bastardly_One> ooops, I think I have the farcry 4 intro memorised
58:22 <Bastardly_One> nuh his thing is valium and wine
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58:27 <mrdanger> ballsacks
58:41 <mrdanger> oh well
58:45 <mrdanger> ill just get drunk
59:05 <Bastardly_One> if I tell my son who is bored to install and come in
59:13 <simba> maybe i can get u a j bag
59:22 <Bastardly_One> you'd all be cunts wouldn't ya?
59:28 <mrdanger> yup
59:33 <simba> to mirc? lol
59:35 <Bastardly_One> dude, come through Ballarat ... I'll score for ya
59:45 <Bastardly_One> yeah, he's the right age for you losers
59:53 <simba> are u admitting ur the wrong age
00:07 <Bastardly_One> maybe he can meet some druggy friends around his area
00:16 <Bastardly_One> he's a stoner anti social prick
00:21 <simba> why would go out of ur way to ballarat when u r going to the weed capital of aus
00:26 <Bastardly_One> sound familiar? :P
00:42 <simba> yes.. sounds like his old man!!!!!!
00:50 <simba> is his irc nick Bastardly_Son
00:51 <simba> ?
00:54 <mrdanger> my gf is goin to a conference, but her work gave herea 2 bed apartment for 3 nights
00:58 <mrdanger> so im just gunna bum it
00:59 <simba> that would own
01:12 <Bastardly_One> oh easy mrdanger
01:13 <simba> where abouts is it,,
01:19 <mrdanger> in the citay
01:21 <Bastardly_One> go to rundle mall in the mornings
01:27 <simba> kool
01:34 <Bastardly_One> pot selling central
01:38 <Bastardly_One> well, used to be
01:41 <simba> lol
01:45 <Bastardly_One> is it still like that?
01:49 <simba> no
02:03 <mrdanger> I will probably sit in the hotel room watching tv and drinking scotch for the entire time
02:04 <simba> its 2014 the mall is paved and has a glass apple shop and gay kitchy cafes..
02:25 <simba> they took out all the plants
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02:28 <simba> all teh Life
02:30 <simba> for concrete
02:44 <]\_Romeo> simbaaaa
02:48 <]\_Romeo> hello
02:57 <simba> hell
03:00 <simba> 0
03:01 <]\_Romeo> )
03:07 <]\_Romeo> how are you?
03:11 <Bastardly_One> shit
03:20 <Bastardly_One> he wants to see my boring Fifa vid on YT
03:30 <]\_Romeo> "_/
03:33 <Bastardly_One> he's crapping on in FB chat
03:34 <simba> '/;
03:47 <Bastardly_One> so I am thinking about telling him to come here
03:50 <simba> im well how r u romeo
03:54 <]\_Romeo> cool
04:13 <]\_Romeo> i am stoned and tripping from coffee
04:22 <]\_Romeo> on a friday night all alone
04:24 <simba> no need to make this ur facebook chat window with ur son Bastardly_One
04:26 <TimeKilla> yesh ist fully 2014, there has to be chiks here who want it up the ass or at least have a sense of humour... u know for ircers n all.
04:41 <]\_Romeo> time killers
04:45 <]\_Romeo> hehe
05:17 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck is that with such a Josh sounding post
05:34 <Bastardly_One> WOW!
05:38 <mrdanger> anyone like aussie rap and shit?
05:38 <TimeKilla> its not me josh thats for sure
05:48 <Bastardly_One> I suck at shooters
05:52 <Bastardly_One> like ... bad
06:01 <]\_Romeo> anyone been smoking that weed?
06:08 <Bastardly_One> GTA might be coming sooner than I think
06:11 <]\_Romeo> )_(
06:12 <Bastardly_One> what is weed?
06:17 <]\_Romeo> grass
06:21 <Bastardly_One> I smoke more than I breath air
06:27 <]\_Romeo> ahhh
06:33 <]\_Romeo> okay then
06:35 <]\_Romeo> :)
06:43 <simba> i smoke exactly 1 more cone than Bastardly_One does every day
06:45 <Bastardly_One> simba, can't believe my son is a little anti social bogan hating pothead though
06:53 <]\_Romeo> nice
06:59 <simba> ;~((
07:05 <Bastardly_One> cats in the cradle and the silver spoon
07:06 <simba> is he out of shcool
07:14 <]\_Romeo> simba do you travel?
07:25 <Bastardly_One> yeah, and the poor cunt has all the whacko problems I have
07:44 <]\_Romeo> my only problem is getting more weed
07:45 <simba> ur sperm was on drugs 2
07:50 <]\_Romeo> simba do you travel?
07:57 <simba> simba do you travel?
08:01 <mrdanger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of7JZK8lTEI
08:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Briggs & Gurrumul 'The Children Came Back' for Like A Version (Jul 10, 2014) 3:45 - Category: Entertainment - 74,171 views - 610 likes (98.9%), 7 dislikes (1.1%)
08:11 <]\_Romeo> -,-
08:15 <Bastardly_One> lol ... do you now how wasted I was when he was conceived?
08:37 <Bastardly_One> I was coming down off free speed and so stoned it's a wonder it worked
10:57 <Bastardly_One> this is such a nice looking game
11:03 <Bastardly_One> pity I suck balls at it
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16:03 <Bastardly_One> how many people have you got on the server you're on?
16:28 <Bastardly_One> I'm also hoping for something this weekend ... wasn't even any crates last weekend
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17:23 <simba> i already quit!!!!!!
17:35 <Bastardly_One> lol
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18:30 <Bastardly_One> I just don't understand the Fifa obsession of you and couleurs
18:53 <simba> u gotta love futebol
19:08 <simba> it hasnt really been as severe when you jumped on its dwindling now
19:14 <simba> i wont own my own fifa machine
20:02 <Bastardly_One> yeah but you both have GTA V and just play Fifa all the time
20:48 <simba> i already clocked gta
20:53 <simba> nothing left 2 do
22:50 <Bastardly_One> you have to redo it on the PS4
23:12 <Bastardly_One> and you get new bits or at least bits I don't remember
23:15 <yaacov> ps4 much better
23:16 <yaacov> different
23:24 <Bastardly_One> it is hey?
23:42 <Bastardly_One> I mean even the most of it that is the same is somehow different
24:26 <Bastardly_One> plus one thing you have to do is this
24:41 <Bastardly_One> get in a fast car, get into first person
24:45 <simba> fuck my ass
24:49 <yaacov> yes so good
24:49 <Bastardly_One> and stack it hard
24:55 <Bastardly_One> then
25:01 <Bastardly_One> do the same thing but don't stack it
25:07 <Bastardly_One> jump out in first person
25:08 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:19 <simba> i have no interest in checking out the new HD trees in first person
25:29 <simba> like they are such major gimmicks
25:31 <Bastardly_One> and first person perspective racing online is amazing!
25:31 <simba> it is the same game
25:40 <Bastardly_One> I got into a new race I've never done
25:58 <Bastardly_One> with about 10 others and it was forced first person
26:03 <Bastardly_One> was epic!
26:11 <Bastardly_One> nuh pivlent is right
26:23 <Bastardly_One> the driving is harder ... not that easy at all in first person
26:41 <Bastardly_One> the corners need to be taken totally different when even just driving around on a mission in main
26:42 <simba> because driving in first person always sucks in racing games..!!
26:57 <Bastardly_One> except it's nice on GTA
27:18 <Bastardly_One> tbh the main thing I've noticed in the story campaign is
27:27 <Bastardly_One> there seems hookers everywhere now
27:28 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:45 <Bastardly_One> like I am at a loss to which ones to do my latest thing on
27:53 <Bastardly_One> that is ... I take a selfie with them
28:01 <Bastardly_One> then brutalise them with a hatchet
28:10 <Bastardly_One> and take a pic after the kill in first person
28:11 <Bastardly_One> heh
28:27 <Bastardly_One> and after the first paparazi mission
28:30 <simba> that is mind blowing entertainment right there
28:38 <Bastardly_One> he enters you in this wildlife comp
28:49 <Bastardly_One> turns out you can take a pic of a rottie
29:10 <Bastardly_One> so, I'm taking chop to visit some ... you guessed it ... hookers
29:19 <Bastardly_One> will take a pic of him then
29:44 <Bastardly_One> it's a nice touch to make the extra graphics part of the game
29:58 <Bastardly_One> you see cats here and there ... they're an animal to take pics of too
30:36 <Bastardly_One> I can't explain how it's better ... it just is after you play a few missions
30:51 <Bastardly_One> give it a go for half an hour or so and see
30:58 <Bastardly_One> at first I was a bit meh too
31:25 <yaacov> the graphics make the game
31:26 <simba> killing hookers and taking selfies with them doesnt seem very fun or challenging
31:27 <simba> lol
31:34 <simba> or taking photos of cats
32:39 <Bastardly_One> yeah, but it's somehow ... seriously give it a couple/few missions
32:45 <Bastardly_One> you'll get back into it
33:05 <Bastardly_One> I thought the exact same thing ... was almost like I wasted my money
33:26 <simba> lol
33:42 <Bastardly_One> this is the best way I can put it
33:56 <Bastardly_One> the main story was very entertaining the first time around right?
34:18 <simba> it was good
34:22 <Bastardly_One> the extra bits and extra little missions
34:28 <Bastardly_One> make it worth a second look
34:37 <simba> i couldnt even play through it a second time on ps3
34:47 <simba> its like an action movie you dont need to see again
34:50 <Bastardly_One> granted it took me until around 10% to think this
34:54 <simba> online was where it was at.. but that gets boring 2
35:01 <Bastardly_One> I would be in total agreement
35:10 <Bastardly_One> had I not just said what I said
35:42 <Bastardly_One> took me a little bit but then I picked up on little bits I missed the first time
35:51 <Bastardly_One> or missions were easier with the new controller, etc
36:33 <Bastardly_One> just stick it back in and give it up until the 3 characters meet at least
36:53 <Bastardly_One> remember I finished it too
37:10 <Bastardly_One> I remember the day I was here talking to you about it and let down by the ending
37:17 <Bastardly_One> at 74%
37:55 <Bastardly_One> I think with the clarity of the graphics I will be closer to 90 plus percent this time
38:02 <Bastardly_One> easier to see shit to find shit
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47:50 <Bastardly_One> oh Moke is here
48:05 <Bastardly_One> Moke you aggressive homosexual
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56:46 <katatonic_kate01> PEEPS!
59:02 <Bastardly_One> I can't speak
59:09 <Bastardly_One> you didn't say and freaks
59:25 <katatonic_kate01> awww
59:27 <katatonic_kate01> :P
00:31 <katatonic_kate01> sup did you?
00:36 <katatonic_kate01> wid
01:44 <Bastardly_One> not much really
01:55 <Bastardly_One> yourself?
02:35 <katatonic_kate01> ah nothing much. Got back from a par tay… didn't wanna go to yes straight away
05:06 <Bastardly_One> yes = bed on auto correct?
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06:32 <beehhh> Brisbane coped it left right n center...meanwhile i melbourne
06:37 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/25641117/man-clings-to-bonnet-of-stolen-car/
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12:46 <beehhh> Should I have a cry-on for deporting me now
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18:26 <Bastardly_One> fuck!
18:31 <Bastardly_One> I suck at shooters
18:38 <Bastardly_One> why do I bother?
20:01 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:35 Quit: Ana_Ng ([email protected]) Connection closed
23:27 <beehhh> amsy what is Kristiansand like btw?
27:17 <Maurice> Isn't sucking shooters the whole point
28:57 <Bastardly_One> eh?
30:31 <Maurice> The drink type..
30:33 <Maurice> Nevermind
30:54 <yaacov> lol
30:56 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
31:09 <Bastardly_One> see? wasn't funny until you had to explain it
31:21 <Bastardly_One> then it was a mild heh
32:01 <katatonic_kate01> oh yaacov! so nice to see you!
34:30 <beehhh> every town you go in downunder nomatter what, your roof will be torn apart either by the nature or the immigration,
34:34 <beehhh> one or the other
34:39 <Maurice> Oh for gods sake
34:45 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
34:47 <Maurice> Why do you bother joining here?
34:52 <katatonic_kate01> can't you ban him
34:55 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me!
34:59 <Maurice> I certainly can
35:02 <Bastardly_One> seriously I don't get it
35:03 <beehhh> lesbos
35:13 <Maurice> Because in my entire lifetime, my roof has never been torn apart..
35:21 <Bastardly_One> why do you come on to lament about a country you've been deported from
35:30 <beehhh> but you broke the balcony didnt ya
35:44 <Maurice> Yes, I was the fat guy an hour away from me who broke a balcony
36:18 <beehhh> how could you gagged him in bed
36:27 <Maurice> What
36:52 <yaacov> they will ban ppl for no reason but never ban the real problems which are ppl like beehhh
36:55 <yaacov> server is fucked
37:00 <beehhh> nevermind i was making assumption i take nothing for granted - daniel andrew
37:06 <yaacov> gone to the dogs never to be repaired till they fuck these idiots off
37:16 <beehhh> i hope the liberal loses tomorrows election
37:16 Quit: chagrin ([email protected]) Z-Lined
37:41 <simba> stop whining yaacov
37:46 <simba> lsy ya out
37:49 <simba> lil girl
38:13 <yaacov> i dont give a fuck cunt
38:16 <yaacov> ban me see if i care simba
38:20 <yaacov> you are a fucking loser
38:26 <simba> stop whining about a chatroom u baby
38:34 <yaacov> why be an op then?
38:42 <yaacov> if you dont do shit
38:52 <simba> lay ya out
38:56 <katatonic_kate01> yaacov - did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?
38:59 <yaacov> be should be perm zlined mate
39:02 <yaacov> not at all katatonic_kate01
39:05 <yaacov> just hate beehhh
39:09 <katatonic_kate01> oh, i see
39:13 <yaacov> piece of shit that we do not need in this country
39:16 <yaacov> glad he has been deported
39:22 <katatonic_kate01> that's a bit racist
39:25 <beehhh> meanwhile in footscray... https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/25634730/drug-fueled-rampage/
39:26 <yaacov> that is not racist
39:32 <katatonic_kate01> yes,yes it is
39:36 <yaacov> racist would be for me to say i hate pakis
39:38 <beehhh> ice addicts needs to be shot in the head
39:40 <yaacov> and i do not hate pakis at all
39:45 <yaacov> but i do not want them in our country
39:56 <simba> whos country?
39:57 <simba> lol
39:59 <yaacov> ours
40:00 <yaacov> yours
40:01 <yaacov> mine
40:02 <yaacov> katatonic_kate01
40:05 <yaacov> Maurice's
40:08 <simba> how do i know its yours?
40:08 <katatonic_kate01> Are you Aboriginal yaacov?
40:17 <yaacov> yes i am
40:18 <simba> your grandparents probably came here by boat
40:18 <beehhh> my twin got citizenship 10 years ago
40:23 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck off you are
40:24 <yaacov> i am half ab
40:27 <katatonic_kate01> lyin' cunt
40:34 <beehhh> he points his finger at me n laughs so did my ex
40:35 <yaacov> ok think what you want i really dont care
40:40 <yaacov> end of the day is your problem not mine
40:41 <katatonic_kate01> yeah nor
40:46 <simba> yaacov got owned
40:48 <katatonic_kate01> yeah not really
40:54 <katatonic_kate01> i'll just ignore you
40:58 <yaacov> do that then
40:58 <simba> thinks he owns australia cos his grandpa came here by boat
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> doesn't bother me
41:01 <yaacov> ./ignore
41:04 <katatonic_kate01> yeah I will CUNT!
41:08 <yaacov> my grandpa didnt come here by boat lol
41:18 <simba> did he swim from mexico?
41:21 <yaacov> my family is waraji tribe and my other family came first fleet surname morgan
41:27 <yaacov> do not care what you think
41:30 <beehhh> last of the mohican
41:36 Mode: (by Maurice) +bb *!*@113.210.D8F568.7D5A47 *!*@c8d9f6df.bigpond.net.au
41:36 Kick: yaacov was kicked by Maurice (I cannot stand you trouble making trolls.)
41:36 Kick: beehhh was kicked by Maurice (I cannot stand you trouble making trolls.)
41:37 <simba> ur family sold meth to make ends meet
41:39 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ beehh
41:49 <katatonic_kate01> lol@ simba
41:50 <simba> Maurice is back!!!
41:54 <Maurice> I never left
41:59 <simba> katatonic_kate01 is back!!!
42:03 <simba> yes you did
42:03 <Maurice> Well, I kinda did, I was reading book
42:08 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
42:11 <simba> was book good
42:16 <Maurice> It blocked out my screen
42:25 <druff> hows fc4 on ps4?
42:25 <Maurice> I'm still reading it
42:50 <Maurice> That fool is pm'ing me basically calling me racist for banning a 'part aboriginal'
42:53 <druff> Bastardly_One ^
43:00 <Maurice> I'm far from racist
43:03 <Maurice> I hate everyone
43:09 <simba> he thinks hes funny but hes just drunk
43:11 <druff> hi Maurice
43:12 <Maurice> And hell, I have a black asian dog
43:15 <katatonic_kate01> oh what a cunt, honestly lol
43:15 <Maurice> Hi druff
43:25 <druff> how are ya cobber?
43:32 <Maurice> My dog is black, but he barks at black people, I think he's racist
43:44 <katatonic_kate01> lol
44:26 Quit: ck^ ([email protected]) Quit:
48:35 <simba> http://image.bayimg.com/fedce88345d89de408dfe8c2c3718f7f38bd1a9c.jpg
48:40 <simba> getting Maurice this for xmas
49:12 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiore9Z5iUg
49:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lilly Wood & The Prick and Robin Schulz - Prayer In C (Robin Schulz Remix) (Official) (May 20, 2014) 3:14 - Category: Music - 76,692,333 views - 318,043 likes (97.9%), 6,724 dislikes (2.1%)
50:50 <Maurice> You better not be fucking joking
52:41 <simba> :)
53:40 Nick: Pete is now known as Pete|A
53:44 <Bastardly_One> I was waiting for it
53:57 <Bastardly_One> the father vs son guilt trip
54:01 <Bastardly_One> joke copped it
54:03 <Bastardly_One> heh
54:37 <Bastardly_One> he is gonna be expensive ... being born on the 23rd of Dec
55:12 <Maurice> Mines born the 28th
55:18 <Maurice> My son, not my father..
55:49 <Bastardly_One> I have never seen a product of two people that is an dead split though
56:03 <Bastardly_One> like you can totally see the mother and father
56:39 <Maurice> I've been told our eldest is me, middle is both of us, youngest is Cam
56:50 <Bastardly_One> found out some interesting news
56:53 <Maurice> Which is sad coz the eldest is a nerd :/
57:04 <Bastardly_One> he was in a cottees comercial about 15yrs ago
57:31 <Bastardly_One> yeah from what I know of him from the convo with his mother and then him ringing me up
57:48 <Bastardly_One> it is like me at that age all over ... except polite about it
57:58 <Bastardly_One> I used to be polite and tolerant too
58:11 <Bastardly_One> just worse off after dealing with his mother to be honest
58:12 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:26 <Bastardly_One> that's when I turned into a cunt
58:36 <Bastardly_One> worse off?
58:39 <Bastardly_One> wore off
58:57 <Bastardly_One> he is into manga though
59:04 <Bastardly_One> and the cute girly manga
59:07 <Maurice> I prefer Magda
59:17 <Bastardly_One> is it wrong to want to mock him for that?
59:51 <Bastardly_One> too bad because I've already told him he is as gay as Pagan Min for liking that
00:02 <Bastardly_One> Pagan Min is the very camp bad guy in FarCry 4
00:28 <Bastardly_One> like Matthew raging homo kind of homo
00:38 <Bastardly_One> sooooooooooooooooooooooooo, how was the trip and shit?
00:57 <Bastardly_One> My week was a whirlwind
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08:04 Nick: Pete|A is now known as Pete
10:42 Join: \alienated_ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
11:34 <\alienated_> i might need some money
12:01 <\alienated_> 99 dollars would be swell
12:12 <\alienated_> im hell wrecked
12:25 <\alienated_> simba can you type for me im too stoned
12:30 <\alienated_> ?
12:41 <\alienated_> |
12:49 <\alienated_> +
13:13 Nick: \alienated_ is now known as romeO
14:07 <romeO> www.drunksoberstoned.com.au
14:31 Nick: Pete is now known as Pete|A
15:14 <romeO> hi Pete|A
15:40 <romeO> ,
15:44 <romeO> }}}
16:32 <romeO> www.yourteenagedaughter.com
16:34 <romeO> :P
16:42 <romeO> fuck i wanna break shit
16:48 <romeO> __________________
16:55 <romeO> break some lines
17:33 <romeO> coffee me thinks
17:54 <simba> http://youtu.be/OMOVFvcNfvE
17:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens Official Teaser Trailer #1 (2015) - J.J. Abrams Movie HD (Nov 28, 2014) 1:31 - Category: Film & Animation - 301+ views views - 48,731 likes (96.3%), 1,862 dislikes (3.7%)
19:00 <romeO> simba wheres the tunes?
19:11 <simba> redeye
19:30 <romeO> i want i big 100 track album to put me asleep
19:35 <romeO> yes 1 red eye
19:43 <romeO> i want a big 100 track album to put me asleep
20:16 <romeO> maybe just 20 singles
20:17 <simba> burial is good sleeping music
20:24 <romeO> ahh okay
20:26 <romeO> cool
20:53 <romeO> what's this about redeye?
20:56 <Bastardly_One> I think I can give a FC4 verdict now
20:58 <romeO> -
21:13 <romeO> no don't i haven't played it yet
21:20 <Bastardly_One> it's very good if you like fps
21:20 <simba> just the place 2 buy tunes
21:27 <Bastardly_One> I just suck at them
21:27 <druff> der
21:33 <romeO> ahh
21:39 <druff> whats your forte`?
21:42 <romeO> druff do you drink beer?
21:50 <Bastardly_One> rpg and then racing
21:53 <druff> fuck of romeO :)
21:57 <druff> wait
21:58 <romeO> simba had any coffee today?
21:58 <druff> no
22:07 <romeO> -
22:12 <druff> FUCK OFF romeO :)
22:12 <Bastardly_One> if you've not got this druff torrent it for the pc
22:22 <druff> fuck no
22:25 <Bastardly_One> yes
22:29 <romeO> druff don't swear
22:37 <Bastardly_One> purdy ... and not bad action
22:43 <druff> romeo dont tell me what to do
22:45 <romeO> simba you still there?
22:47 <Bastardly_One> as I said, I just suck major arse at fps
22:58 <druff> as i said
23:05 <druff> whats your forte1
23:12 <druff> forte`
23:21 <Bastardly_One> rpg and then racing
23:27 <Bastardly_One> I just said that
23:45 <druff> where?
23:58 <Bastardly_One> [03:21] <Bastardly_One> rpg and then racing
24:00 <Bastardly_One> [03:21] <druff> fuck of romeO :)
24:18 <Bastardly_One> let me correct that to rpg and sandbox type games first and foremost
24:23 <Bastardly_One> then racing
24:40 <romeO> games are no good compared to real life
24:56 <druff> ill have to pm this but..
25:09 <romeO> and real life is no good compared to games
25:43 Nick: romeO is now known as r
25:47 <Bastardly_One> that is weird druff
25:55 <Bastardly_One> I did say it up there though
26:13 <druff> where
26:14 <Bastardly_One> ask someone else to cut and paste it
26:17 <Bastardly_One> [03:21] <Bastardly_One> rpg and then racing
26:18 <Bastardly_One> [03:21] <druff> fuck of romeO :)
26:18 <Bastardly_One> there
26:19 <Bastardly_One> ffs
26:26 <r> bastardly_One ever tried to play life like it were a video game?
26:31 <druff> thats not what im refering to
26:46 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm then what?
26:48 <Bastardly_One> r
26:54 <r> um
26:55 <Bastardly_One> funny you should say that
27:03 <druff> the forte of games you prefer...
27:03 <Bastardly_One> years ago when GTA IV came out
27:08 <druff> thats all i asked you
27:27 <Bastardly_One> I couldn't stop thinking of how easy it would be to steal such and such cars
27:27 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:38 <Bastardly_One> yeah and I answered druff
27:40 <Bastardly_One> Jesus
27:52 <druff> yes
27:54 Nick: r is now known as R1
28:01 <R1> so where's the bar
28:11 <druff> but the point is, thats what i was refering too, which wasnt said before you answered
28:17 Nick: R1 is now known as detox
28:25 <druff> which your saying weird or odd or someone else paste
28:40 <Bastardly_One> forgot it and move on
28:41 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:43 Nick: detox is now known as romeo
28:51 <Bastardly_One> you got the answer in the end so all good
28:52 <Bastardly_One> right?
29:01 <Bastardly_One> brb
29:10 Quit: Bastardly_One ([email protected]) Quit:
29:15 <romeo> bastardly_one ever had a girlfriend?
29:33 <romeo> no sex for bastardly_One
29:40 <romeo> no sex for me
29:40 <druff> yes
29:45 <romeo> no sex for you
29:47 <romeo> :P
29:49 <druff> bu your making an invalid point
29:54 <druff> like a junkie
30:10 <druff> not saying you are a junkie
30:11 <romeo> junkies yikes
30:16 <romeo> ok ok
30:18 <druff> its just a similarity
30:30 <romeo> where's the drinks at?
30:41 <romeo> i want a jug of coffee
31:19 <romeo> i like to play scabble and go for walks on the beach
31:24 <romeo> i like to play scrabble and go for walks on the beach
31:27 <romeo> :)
31:54 <romeo> im more of a pothead than a junkie
32:06 <romeo> wish i had some cash to play with
32:59 Nick: romeo is now known as _]hack3r\|
33:18 <_]hack3r\|> porn
33:20 <_]hack3r\|> beer
33:22 <_]hack3r\|> weed
33:29 <_]hack3r\|> love
33:31 <_]hack3r\|> hate
33:40 <_]hack3r\|> bored.
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34:11 <_]hack3r\|> wb
34:14 <_]hack3r\|> porn
34:18 <_]hack3r\|> beer
34:22 <_]hack3r\|> weed
34:35 <_]hack3r\|> i like to play scrabble and go for walks on the beach
34:51 <_]hack3r\|> bastardly_one ever had a girlfriend?
35:47 Nick: _]hack3r\| is now known as \_Burial_Plot505
36:17 <milk> she's fucked everyone man
36:34 <\_Burial_Plot505> milk what?
36:54 <\_Burial_Plot505> who?
37:29 Nick: \_Burial_Plot505 is now known as hims-and-hers
38:07 <hims-and-hers> too much porn is corrupting me
38:16 <katatonic_kate01> :/
38:30 Nick: hims-and-hers is now known as romeO
38:46 <romeO> ;"/
39:03 <romeO> :->
39:11 <romeO> seen sluttydrop
39:16 <romeO> !seen sluttydrop
39:26 <romeO> seen Sunbeam
39:46 <Sunbeam> hello
39:47 <romeO> glasses aye
39:50 <romeO> hello
39:54 <romeO> how r u?
40:11 <Sunbeam> good ty...you?
40:21 <romeO> im good too just bored
40:32 <romeO> had any sleep?
40:42 <Bastardly_One> we know ... you're hyper when bored
40:42 <Sunbeam> only 5:40 pm here
40:47 <romeO> ah i c
40:51 <Bastardly_One> oh shit ... that reminds me of something sunny
40:51 <Sunbeam> just eaten my tea
40:52 <Bastardly_One> incoming
40:57 <Sunbeam> hey Bastardly_One :)
40:58 <romeO> ah ok
41:04 <Sunbeam> wassup?
41:30 <romeO> i want to go to the bank
41:35 Mode: (by Maurice) -bb *!*@c8d9f6df.bigpond.net.au *!*@113.210.D8F568.7D5A47
41:50 <romeO> and go get maccas
41:56 <romeO> for breakfast
42:07 <romeO> do you drink coffee Sunbeam?
42:17 <Sunbeam> no
42:21 <romeO> ok
42:22 <Sunbeam> i'm a tea drinker
42:26 <Maurice> Kick him in the vag
42:31 <romeO> ah tea
43:00 <romeO> Sunbeam do you like books?
43:03 <Maurice> Sometimes people don't drink hot drinks at all, it's not a law
43:11 <romeO> i have a book im trying to finish
43:21 <Maurice> Run Spot, Run, doesn't count
43:27 <Bastardly_One> badgerwank!
43:27 <Maurice> Nor do the Mr Men series
43:31 <Sunbeam> my hubby doesn't drink anything hot
43:39 <Maurice> I don't drink hot drinks
43:42 <Maurice> I drink water
43:51 <romeO> Sunbeam how long you been married?
43:57 <Sunbeam> 30 yrs
43:59 <romeO> i drink bourbon and beer
43:59 <Maurice> My husband does coffee, but he's not home enough
44:02 <Maurice> 30!
44:03 <romeO> ah cool
44:07 <Maurice> I've just hit 10 :/
44:11 <Sunbeam> but been with my hubby 36 yrs in march in total
44:27 <Sunbeam> i was 15 when we started going out
44:29 <romeO> i feel that's too long
44:35 <Maurice> Kudos to you
44:42 <Maurice> We've been together 12 all up
44:46 <Sunbeam> he's my soulmate
44:55 <romeO> i was with my Ex for five years
45:10 <Bastardly_One> brb again
45:12 <romeO> Sunbeam ever tried smoking?
45:17 Quit: Bastardly_One ([email protected]) Quit:
45:28 <Maurice> romeO, I wish you'd fuck off
45:35 <romeO> i like fish
45:36 <Sunbeam> i smoked for almost 30 yrs
45:48 <romeO> i wish you were never born Maurice
45:49 <Sunbeam> i quit march 19th 2011
45:55 <romeO> ah okay
46:23 <romeO> Subeam do you ever go fishing?
46:28 <romeO> Sunbeam do you ever go fishing?
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46:34 <Bastardly_One> YAY!
46:40 <Bastardly_One> timestamp issue is fixed!
46:41 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:42 <Sunbeam> i went fishing last year
46:47 <romeO> ah cool
46:57 <romeO> did you catch anything?
47:00 <Sunbeam> caught a couple of perch an a roach
47:04 <Maurice> My 6yr old went fishing 2 days ago, he caught a sting ray
47:09 <Sunbeam> not very big ones
47:12 <milk> is there gonna be an irc meet?
47:16 <romeO> i c i c
47:18 <Sunbeam> my brother caught an eel
47:42 <romeO> Sunbeam does your husband drink beer?
47:46 <Sunbeam> no
47:49 <romeO> ok
47:55 <romeO> what does he drink?
47:57 <Sunbeam> neither of us are bothered about alcohol
48:15 <romeO> i love my alcohol
48:21 <Sunbeam> he drinks flavoured water or pepsi max
48:39 <romeO> ah ok
48:50 <romeO> Sunbeam what color is your hair?
48:55 <romeO> mine is brown
49:05 <Sunbeam> mine is rich mahogany brown
49:11 <Sunbeam> out of a bottle
49:12 <romeO> ah good stuff
49:13 <Sunbeam> lol
49:25 <Sunbeam> my natural colour is dark brown
49:34 <Sunbeam> this is like 20 questions lol
49:55 <romeO> 420 questions
50:08 <Sunbeam> oh! more to come? lol
50:14 <romeO> i have a good kitchen to cook in
50:25 <Maurice> https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/q81/s526x395/10557461_10152960048889744_7703118245863127852_n.jpg?oh=e8c20d8dc59f2609a848ae0d23f1103a&oe=55192077
50:50 <romeO> this is why i wish you were never born Maurice pasting crap and looking so innocent
51:07 <romeO> ahaha
51:10 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*[email protected].*
51:10 Kick: romeO was kicked by ChanOP ((Maurice) Go.)
51:26 <Sunbeam> wow ..what did he say?
51:32 <milk> bit o Surnshirne
51:45 <milk> l8r
51:46 <Maurice> Everything
51:50 Quit: milk ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
51:52 <Maurice> He's a long time annoyance
52:04 <Sunbeam> he wasn't annoying me lol
52:18 <Sunbeam> he was keeping the room moving
52:56 <Maurice> Then tune in for when he nick changes every 15 seconds
53:20 <Sunbeam> it's ok i have a nicktracker
53:33 <Maurice> So do I, that's not the issue
53:44 <Maurice> The issue is him cluttering the screen with that shit
54:06 <Sunbeam> u mean the questions?
54:23 <Maurice> No, his nick changes
54:54 <Sunbeam> ok
57:28 Quit: Pieter ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
58:40 <Sunbeam> ..........
00:33 <druff> it is a common issue
00:44 <druff> you havent been here for his shit
00:52 <Sunbeam> ok
02:41 <Bastardly_One> I make allowances for him
03:02 <Bastardly_One> based on a conversation about him with some people in here one morning
03:24 <Bastardly_One> and he apparently has an acquired brain injury
03:29 <Bastardly_One> like legit
04:15 <druff> oh b1 is still around
04:15 <Maurice> No
04:25 <druff> just ignoring my question
04:26 <Maurice> Nearly everyone in here has a brain injury
04:36 <Maurice> When do you fucking stop making excuses
07:10 <Sunbeam> I don't have a brain injury
07:35 <Maurice> Neither do I
07:38 <Maurice> The rest do
07:51 <Maurice> They're all on meds for some mental issue
08:11 <Bastardly_One> I resemble that bitch
08:18 <Maurice> I know.
08:33 <Bastardly_One> I'm easily provoked ... but so are most people with my disorder
08:53 <Bastardly_One> I'd say I'm less mental than a lot though ... makes me thankful actually
09:00 <Maurice> This is my whole point, nearly everyone in melb has a 'disorder'
09:19 <Sunbeam> i work with people with mental as well as physical disabilities
09:22 <Maurice> Try owning your shit and not labelling it
09:47 <Maurice> I have a gold ball in my neck right now, I should probably claim disability
09:53 <Maurice> Golf*
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11:00 <yaacov> Maurice is ur pussy wet or dry?
11:03 <Sunbeam> I'm not in melbourne
11:07 <Maurice> Sopping
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11:12 <Maurice> Yours?
11:29 <Maurice> Sunbeam, I mean the channel, with which you're in
11:42 <Bastardly_One> ya know, go by the grace of your chosen deity you've not got any issues
12:13 <Sunbeam> ahh ok
12:50 <Maurice> My neck hurts, It hurts to touch, breathe, move
12:54 <Maurice> It's a bitch
13:12 <Bastardly_One> see a doctor
13:16 <Sunbeam> get it checked out?
13:29 <Maurice> Sure did
13:35 <Maurice> I have infected lymph nodes
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14:33 <Bastardly_One> ouch
14:35 <Bastardly_One> nasty
14:49 <Maurice> Yeah it wasn't cool
15:01 <Maurice> Went from my holiday to a hospital
16:38 <Bastardly_One> your week was eventful too then I guess
16:51 <Maurice> So dont be a smartarse and tell me to see a doctor, I'm not that fucking retarded
16:51 <Bastardly_One> damn woman
16:59 <Bastardly_One> fuck you
17:16 <Bastardly_One> don't make fun of shit you can't appreciate by having no dealing with it then
17:28 <Bastardly_One> I found that a little offensive :)
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17:43 <Maurice> What are you on about
17:46 <Bastardly_One> even if I did suck it up :P
17:59 <Bastardly_One> the issues convo from just before
18:03 <Maurice> My shit is real, I don't need to keep a diary of it
18:05 <Bastardly_One> stick with it ... sheesh
18:28 <Bastardly_One> people like Pieter though I loathe
18:32 <Bastardly_One> pure system abusers
18:50 <Bastardly_One> the only disability he has is his ego
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19:05 <Bastardly_One> well I was gonna say himself but ya know what I mean
19:52 <Bastardly_One> and chris proves once a week at least why he's on welfare
19:54 Quit: druff ([email protected]) Excess flood
20:02 <Bastardly_One> I prove it every 10 mins :P
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34:03 <Sunbeam> dropping like flies
34:20 <druff> flies dont drop in aus
34:25 <druff> hia sunbeam
34:28 <Sunbeam> they don't?
34:31 <druff> your the reason for them
34:41 <druff> those fucking rays attract them :P
34:41 <Sunbeam> que?
34:47 <Sunbeam> lol
35:11 <Sunbeam> I can't help being a little ray of sunshine
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00:53 <beagle> nooooooooooooooo body smiley
01:05 <beagle> cause you always gonna look the same.
01:14 <beagle> noooooooooooooooooooooooooo body wis
01:16 <beagle> wish
01:27 <beagle> cause you will dream the sammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
01:41 <Sunbeam> hello beagle
01:51 <beagle> whats ya phone number?
02:05 <Sunbeam> an why would you want to know that
02:14 <beagle> cause you are a cunt.
02:24 <Sunbeam> it would cost you a fortune to phone me
02:37 <beagle> no stupid mines infinite.
02:58 <beagle> i so hope you die.
02:59 <Sunbeam> are you a few fries short of an happy meal?
03:22 <beagle> Sunbeam boy for girl or
03:45 <Sunbeam> are you asking me what gender i am?
03:54 <beagle> too hell that you fucking bitch i think u need a gender for a life to come !
04:27 <beagle> noooooooooooooooo body needs an ugly i bring
04:32 <Sunbeam> you have a very mixed vocabulary beagle
04:32 <beagle> or my sorrow.
04:50 <beagle> whats yer fucken skype or ya phone nummer ?
04:56 <beagle> you gypsy
05:10 <Sunbeam> is that how you speak to ladies?
05:19 <Sunbeam> guessing you are single
05:23 <beagle> well for a faggot like you i spose i would say youre a ldy
05:48 <beagle> i dont trust yoou.
05:50 <beagle> i dont .
05:55 <Sunbeam> that's ok
06:01 <Sunbeam> you don't know me
06:02 <beagle> whats name ?
06:07 <beagle> then go away
06:13 <Sunbeam> i wouldn't expect you to trust me
06:26 <beagle> cauase i would scream and i deny all the same
07:12 <beagle> girls are ok
07:17 <beagle> but adults are insane
07:25 <beagle> and then theres old people the deny of the entire world
08:45 <beagle> Sunbeam , youre asian.
09:01 <beagle> why come here if youre not born here you fucking jew ?
09:04 <Sunbeam> I'm English
09:12 <Sunbeam> a Yorkshire Lass
09:17 <beagle> so , jew.
09:28 <Sunbeam> i'm a spiritualist actually...not a jew
09:42 <beagle> then u asians learn how to spell.
10:00 <Sunbeam> I'm not an asian
10:28 <Sunbeam> are you asian?
10:39 <Sunbeam> I am a very good speller
10:49 <Sunbeam> i can see you are not though lol
11:15 <Bastardly_One> the channel ranting drunk is starting early this morn
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11:41 <druff> beagle is one of those dogs that gets taken to the fish and chip shop and gets rejected
11:45 <Sunbeam> I'm not drunk Bastardly_One lol
11:53 <druff> HI B1!!!
12:00 <druff> got an answer yet mate?
12:12 <druff> i keep asking with no reply
17:00 <Sunbeam> you killed the conversation druff :)
21:53 <Sunbeam> ¿
22:07 <Sunbeam> ?
22:36 <Sunbeam> ?
24:33 Nick: DragonMaster is now known as DragonM|A
25:21 <Sunbeam> goodnight DragonM|A
26:06 <beagle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkaLcT0kV2g
26:10 <BlackDevil> Youtube: oni spectacular play (Nov 14, 2013) 0 - Category: Gaming - 90 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
26:16 <beagle> my best.
26:32 <druff> hey b1,.. you sen rfactor videos before?
26:33 <beagle> im not joking that *IS* my best
26:58 <Bastardly_One> nope
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28:46 <druff> why cant you answer my question Bastardly_One
28:54 <druff> the one in pm
29:00 <druff> so no one else has to know
29:02 <druff> why?
29:37 <Bastardly_One> take a hint
29:38 <Bastardly_One> ffs
29:45 <druff> oh ok
29:58 <druff> i take the hint as you want me to give you shit
30:04 <Bastardly_One> I answered it now drop it
30:04 <druff> i said hey wanna sort it out
30:22 <druff> i asked you the one question i wanted answered
30:29 <druff> no
30:31 <druff> you didnt
31:34 <druff> 'why does it concern you so much' is not an answer
31:40 <druff> if thats the case
31:44 <druff> i am one of them
31:46 <druff> thats why
31:52 <druff> so anser the questionm
32:04 <druff> you hate when people dont answer yours
32:10 <druff> so come on
32:14 <druff> answer
32:30 <druff> you gunna call me names?
32:39 <druff> be derogitory?
33:16 <Bastardly_One> doesn't matter what time of the day or night I'm on here does it?
33:24 <Bastardly_One> on and on and on and on and on and on and on
33:40 <Bastardly_One> haven't you or the rest of the twats anything better to do?
33:43 <Bastardly_One> move
33:44 <Bastardly_One> the
33:46 <Bastardly_One> fuck
33:46 <Bastardly_One> on
33:48 <Bastardly_One> and
33:58 <druff> as i said to you
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and nothing ... the end
34:03 <Bastardly_One> God
34:03 <druff> do you want me to move on
34:07 <Bastardly_One> then is no ending
34:08 <Bastardly_One> shut
34:09 <Bastardly_One> up
34:18 <druff> \i asked you t o answer 1 quesion from weeks ago
34:23 <druff> im still asking it
34:39 <druff> you call everyone stupid
34:42 <druff> idiot
34:44 <druff> morons
34:53 <Bastardly_One> stop acting like one
34:58 <druff> why do you still join if you think everyone is like that?
35:02 <druff> please tell me why
35:02 <Bastardly_One> and you won't be addressed as one or called one
35:14 <Bastardly_One> what I do and why I do it is none of your concern
35:17 <druff> i am very interested in your answer
35:21 <Bastardly_One> I answered that hours ago
35:24 <Bastardly_One> move on
35:26 <Bastardly_One> shut up
35:33 <druff> no you did not
35:43 <druff> paste it then
35:47 <druff> go on
37:24 <druff> *waits*
37:44 <druff> prove to the channel what you replied
37:52 <druff> *waits*
39:27 <Sunbeam> i was gonna come back in...but i think i best sit quietly over there
40:03 <druff> im just asking a question which a certain person is avoiding after weeks
40:18 <druff> and he asks me to not give him shit
40:28 <druff> i will, if he answers my question
40:46 <druff> and thats said in a public room
40:49 <druff> for all to see
41:01 <Sunbeam> no one is here to see
41:15 <Sunbeam> they are all asleep
41:16 <druff> but everyone can scroll
41:23 <druff> and
41:33 <Sunbeam> and come on...how many will actually scroll back?
41:37 <druff> if i know b1, its logged
43:07 <Bastardly_One> some people honestly can't leave shit alone
43:45 <druff> great diversion
44:04 <druff> did you want me to stop giving you shit did you?
44:29 <Sunbeam> ok this is boring lol
44:54 <druff> thats irc!
45:26 <druff> does it really mean that much to you b1?
45:36 <druff> i mean you could say the same to me
45:40 <druff> but dude
45:43 <druff> you said it
46:06 <druff> im just asking why you call every idiots then join austnet then chat to them
46:15 <druff> it is really a simple question
46:56 <druff> do you only get along with 'idiots' as yuou call them
47:09 <druff> does it make you feeel better than everyone else
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47:02 <Pieter> woo me
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55:27 <Pieter> weird either im not getting hangovers any more or im still drunk :/
55:40 <Pieter> either way back to bed
55:47 * Pieter zZzZzZzZzzzz
10:26 <Pieter> oh wtf mine can run windows phone 8.1 also w00t
10:29 * Pieter wiggles
11:36 * Pieter is standing here in his ugly purple underwearrr ommg hes so hot
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24:56 Nick: BMP is now known as British^Meat
25:03 <British^Meat> Stop fishing for an argument u nong :)
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52:27 <Sunbeam> hi de hi :)
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58:44 <British^Meat> ho de ho!
59:03 <Sunbeam> hello British^Meat :)
59:18 <British^Meat> greetings
59:37 <Sunbeam> how's things?
59:45 <British^Meat> crap
59:52 <Sunbeam> oh dear
59:54 <British^Meat> i have to work in about 20 mins
59:57 <British^Meat> well, leave for
00:03 <Sunbeam> nightshift hey?
00:10 <Sunbeam> oh wait
00:15 <British^Meat> no
00:17 <Sunbeam> are you britisdh in aus?
00:18 <British^Meat> the exact opposite :)
00:24 <British^Meat> but normally yes
00:27 <British^Meat> im in south ais
00:28 <British^Meat> aus
00:33 <Sunbeam> ok
00:42 <Sunbeam> but u were born in britain?
01:02 <British^Meat> jah
01:05 <British^Meat> came over when i was 12
01:13 <Sunbeam> i've got 2 late shifts this weekend
01:24 <Sunbeam> 2:30 pm to (:30 pm
01:30 <Sunbeam> 9:30*
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02:00 <British^Meat> ah cool
02:11 <British^Meat> I usually do 2:30pm till 11pm
02:17 <British^Meat> but today is 10 - 5pm
02:18 <British^Meat> ughhhhhhhhhhh
02:33 <Sunbeam> what do you do?
02:47 <British^Meat> look after shelf stackers
02:58 <British^Meat> today im doing it all myself, in the cold section, which is good
03:03 <British^Meat> coz its like 35oC today
03:31 <Sunbeam> dunno how yer cope with that heat
04:11 <Sunbeam> it's 9C ... 48F here 10pm
04:16 <Sunbeam> lovely weather
04:55 <British^Meat> i dont cope
04:58 <British^Meat> i freaking hate it :/
05:04 <British^Meat> but i'll be inside all day
05:14 <British^Meat> 9oC would be sooo much better
05:16 <Sunbeam> i prefer winter to summer
05:20 <British^Meat> xmas over here blows when its hot..
05:27 <Sunbeam> and our summers don't get as hot as yours
05:29 <British^Meat> and they still put pics of snow flakes and icicles up
05:31 <British^Meat> which is weird
05:35 <Sunbeam> yes
05:46 <British^Meat> i prefer hampshire heat waves of 25oC
05:54 <Sunbeam> lol
06:42 <Sunbeam> i like to see a bit of snow
06:56 <Sunbeam> this time last year we had had some snow
09:01 <British^Meat> luckily when i was last in the uk there was a lil bit of snow
09:19 <British^Meat> in 2006. but being so close to the coast as we were it rarely sets
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12:16 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Nikky`
12:18 <Sunbeam> we've had quite a bit last few years
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13:05 <Sunbeam> hi Nikky` :)
13:17 <British^Meat> Mmmm, well all signs indicate its gonna be a stinker over here
13:18 <Sunbeam> hi immik Fennec_Fox & Skirmish
13:20 <Nikky`> Hey Sunbeam :o)
13:26 <Skirmish> Good morning Sunbeam
13:28 <British^Meat> fingers crossed it aint
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13:36 <Skirmish> Nikky` makes my pants go tight.
13:48 <Nikky`> Its how I like your pants Skirmish
13:51 <Sunbeam> yes we been told we are going to get the tail end of what they've had in U.S
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14:55 <Skirmish> Sunbeam: Just as long as we don't have to look forward to their winter too.
15:03 <Skirmish> Well, their very snowy autumn.
16:35 <Sunbeam> :)
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16:56 <Sunbeam> it's pitch black an rainy here
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17:28 <Skirmish> Take two.
17:36 <Sunbeam> wb
17:38 <Skirmish> Nikky` makes my pants tight ....
18:03 <Nikky`> lol
18:14 <Skirmish> I see B1 is back from his earlier tanty.
18:22 <Skirmish> Welcome back B1.
18:38 <Nikky`> I'm getting my hair done today - can't wait
18:48 <Skirmish> Change of style or just a cut?
18:52 <Skirmish> Brazillian?
19:05 <British^Meat> bwaha
19:17 <Sunbeam> lol
19:19 <Nikky`> lol
19:25 <Nikky`> Cut n colour
19:31 <Skirmish> ohh nice.
19:42 <Nikky`> Yeah, its overdue
19:47 <Skirmish> We're not talking about pubic hair are we ...... *insert sad face*
19:52 <Nikky`> I need it lil shorter and some layers to cope with summer
19:57 <Nikky`> then after I must vote *sigh*
20:06 <Skirmish> Yeah I need to get another haircut on Tuesday.
20:06 <Nikky`> Nope, one has to have some to cut
20:33 <Skirmish> My hair doesn't so much get long, it gets thick and stops my head from releasing heat.
20:44 <Skirmish> Makes me feel like it's 5 degrees hotter than it really is all the time.
21:00 <Skirmish> oh Nikky`! MEEEOW!
21:27 * Sunbeam gets out her shears an looks at Skirmish ... i can help lol
21:32 <Nikky`> lol
21:51 <Sunbeam> :)
22:02 <Sunbeam> a no4?
22:04 <Sunbeam> lol
22:06 <Sunbeam> 3?
22:08 <Skirmish> Only if you have large breasts that you rest on my head when you cut my finge.
22:09 <Sunbeam> 2?
22:10 <Skirmish> fringe
22:18 <Sunbeam> i do have large breasts
22:27 <Skirmish> PICS OR YOU'RE A FILTHY LIAR!
22:39 <Skirmish> *cough* sorry.
22:45 <Nikky`> And Skirmish is a pic whore
22:45 <Sunbeam> lol
22:49 <druff> nikky!
22:57 <Nikky`> druff
23:01 <druff> heya!
23:05 <Nikky`> Hey
23:07 <Skirmish> Nikky`: I just appreciate a nice set of mammary glands.
23:16 * Sunbeam sends Skirmish a pic
23:20 Nick: British^Meat is now known as BMW
23:34 <Skirmish> Don't be showing me no picture of you in a bra though. I can get that from a BigW pamphlet.
24:06 <Sunbeam> as if lol
24:11 <Nikky`> I still stand by my comment
25:21 <Skirmish> So who hasn't seen B1's facebook yet? I reckon it's a fake account personally. No way he is that funny in real life.
30:32 <Skirmish> Still waiting for that picture Sunbeam
30:46 <Sunbeam> i don't have one Skirmish
32:53 <Skirmish> In our current age of technological advancement whereby every single phone is a camera .... I find you are being deceptive.
33:06 <Sunbeam> lol
33:14 <Sunbeam> not being deceptive at all
33:30 <Sunbeam> i don't do selfies
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34:08 <Skirmish> Ok. I can understand that. I am not much for selfies myself.
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36:48 <beagle> i dont care for those it means that people know ugly you are
37:04 <beagle> maybe i should move to fucking melbourne
38:11 <Sunbeam> oh hello beagle
39:51 <beagle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_VsvZmIWxY
39:55 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Five Finger Death Punch- Bad Company (Jun 15, 2010) 4:17 - Category: Music - 8,867,753 views - 40,874 likes (97.9%), 880 dislikes (2.1%)
39:59 <beagle> eat my shit.
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44:52 <Sunbeam> hi ricchhee
52:18 <ricchhee> hi sun
53:17 <Sunbeam> :)
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55:18 <Lish> Whyyyy am I awake.
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55:30 <Lish> I always want to sleep till 11
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56:15 <Sunbeam> hi Lish :)
56:20 <Sunbeam> wb Skirmish :)
56:21 <Lish> Hey
56:25 <Lish> What's happening
56:27 <Skirmish> Thank you Sunbeam.
56:30 <Sunbeam> noralot
56:42 <Lish> Neither just laying in bed
56:52 <Skirmish> I hear on the grapevine that Lish is scared of Vaness.
56:55 <Sunbeam> my bed is waiting for me lol
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57:11 <Lish> Im scared of vaness? Where'd you hear that?
57:22 <Skirmish> On the grapevine.
57:23 <Lish> Also props on finding out her nick
57:32 <Lish> Haha you didn't hear that
57:43 <Lish> Sunbeam: You haven't been to bed?
57:52 <Skirmish> Thing is that people think I was the person she was trying to add now. Silly people.
58:02 <Sunbeam> it's almost 11pm here in jolly ole england
58:13 <Lish> Why do you think I come on itv and she doesn't Skirmish
58:19 <Lish> Ohhhh England
58:20 <Lish> Cool
58:50 <Skirmish> I am eating tuna. I also have no idea what itv is.
59:33 <Lish> Irc
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59:37 <Lish> Just typo lol
59:41 <Lish> iPhone fail
59:43 <Skirmish> ah ok
59:49 <Sunbeam> we get ITV lol
59:53 <Pieter> hey pietLishous
59:55 <Lish> lol
00:07 <Lish> Gotta vote today, lane
00:12 <Lish> Lame
00:15 <Sunbeam> itv is a broadcasting company
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00:25 <Pieter> i got collingwood high school next door
00:41 <Pieter> all the chicks handing out all those how to vote pamplets are sexy
00:50 <Pieter> Im gonna make em buy my vote
00:51 <Pieter> :)
01:37 <Lish> Creep
02:14 <Skirmish> Meanwhile in the real world .... vote day volunteers harassed by drug addict in Collingwood.
02:24 <Pieter> wtfaaaark
02:31 <Pieter> no need to be bitchy :/
02:53 <Lish> Haha
03:19 <Lish> My husband just farted in his sleep
03:21 <Lish> Gross
03:26 <Lish> Need divorce
03:52 <bee_girl> Least it wasn't on purpose
04:00 <epic_loldo> or on you.
04:22 <Lish> Ew
04:27 <Skirmish> Was he aiming his bottom at you?
04:33 <Pieter> cos it being on purpose would make it so much better
04:35 <Pieter> =op
04:56 <Lish> Skirmish: No
05:44 <Skirmish> He is having an affair then.
06:01 <Lish> Why
06:56 <Skirmish> Because men farting on women is a form of ownership. It's a genetic trait. Marking our territory.
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07:07 <Skirmish> He believes you are not his territory if he's not farting on you.
07:09 <Pieter> OHHHH wish i bought 2 hotcakes
07:18 <Pieter> its like a wendys hotdog
07:21 <Pieter> 1 is never enough
07:25 <Pieter> 2 is too much
08:24 <Skirmish> Dropped my apple on the floor. Karma.
08:30 <Skirmish> Your husband loves you Lish.
08:33 <Sunbeam> night al :)
08:36 <Sunbeam> all
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08:43 <Pieter> no he doesnt
08:47 <Pieter> Your husband loves me Lish.
08:55 <Skirmish> Nobody loves you Pieter.
09:07 <Pieter> jesus , 3 bottles under my feet , i drank way too much last night :(
09:26 * Pieter puts Lish under his feet
09:29 <Pieter> stomp stomp stomp !
09:53 <Lish> Lol
13:08 <Skirmish> Now I have the taste of tuna in my mouth. The apple was meant to remove that.
16:57 <mrwuf> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-29/leaked-review-shows-program-cuts-couldnt-be-avoided-greens-say/5927418
17:20 <Lish> Tuna is yuck
17:51 <Pieter> FFUCK OUYCH MY CAT GOT MY BALLBAG
17:58 <Pieter> SHE GOT A NAIL IN IT AND PULLED
18:08 * Pieter makes sure hes not leaking any sperm
18:21 <Skirmish> Soy and Ginger tuna. I am not a fan of tuna by itself.
18:25 <Pieter> tire patch anyone?:(
18:38 <Skirmish> tyre*
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19:05 <Skirmish> mr_ducati: The Illuminati were just here looking for you.
19:42 <Skirmish> They said their plan to take over the world is on track and they thanked you for believing in them.
23:23 <Pieter> popping all these vitamins , im full again :/
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24:08 <mrwuf> I mix tuna with mayo, cracked black pepper, and diced pickles and eat them with flavoured rice crackers, pretty bud
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30:45 <Bastardly_One> I found Pieter in GTA V
30:48 <Bastardly_One> check it out
30:49 <Bastardly_One> http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/fS9z7ILQu0qZWL6ApGTx8A_0_0.jpg
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31:23 <beagle> 'im not going hardcore'
31:30 <mrwuf> thats u b1 ha ha
31:54 <beagle> as i say that i have silk soft black sexy hair
32:01 <beagle> on my body.
32:15 <mrwuf> get a haircut beagle
32:22 <beagle> EVEN YOU would think so
32:26 <beagle> but if i do
32:41 <mrwuf> short hair rules
32:45 <beagle> i will fucking take world storm in a standstill
33:39 <beagle> you fucking jackass, so im sexy !
33:42 <beagle> who CARES
33:59 <beagle> its not like i like anybody !
34:10 <beagle> even fucken Pieter likes people
34:12 <beagle> i do not
34:19 <mrwuf> are you drinking today
34:31 <beagle> yes dumbass
34:45 <beagle> you cute little bastard
34:55 <mrwuf> don't you get sick of feeling hungover and being poor
35:07 <beagle> yes i do.
35:10 <mrwuf> alcohol isn't even enjoyable
35:13 <beagle> but do i wanna hear from , no.
35:18 <mrwuf> its just an escape
35:20 <Bastardly_One> oi!
35:23 <Bastardly_One> I saw that!
35:27 <mrwuf> lmao
35:35 <beagle> it is.
35:40 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I've never seen him again either
35:44 <Bastardly_One> that cross dresser
35:47 <Bastardly_One> was gold
35:47 <beagle> you are correct ! i will not lie .
36:26 <beagle> i swear to god
36:32 <beagle> im serious
36:37 <mrwuf> you trade food, new clothes, haircuts, friends and girlfriends, for booze
36:44 <beagle> errrrrrrrrrrr ?
36:50 <beagle> yep.
37:04 <beagle> oh for what ?
37:16 <beagle> youre a creek in the wizdom , buddy.
37:37 <beagle> fucking pc
37:40 <beagle> pisses me off
37:45 <beagle> but if i play games its like
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37:55 <mrwuf> well enjoy
37:55 <beagle> 'what were you fucking waiting for '
38:06 <beagle> whats ya phone numbet
38:26 <beagle> whole fucking world knows me , buddy.
39:02 <beagle> maybe i should been born blue.
39:46 <beagle> played this hardcore game for over 10 years
39:50 <beagle> im serious
39:57 <Pieter> me too
40:03 <beagle> and this is what i best well there is more just ask
41:12 <beagle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkaLcT0kV2g
41:17 <BlackDevil> Youtube: oni spectacular play (Nov 14, 2013) 24:38 - Category: Gaming - 91 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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44:35 <beagle> url to metallica - sanitarium , please ?
44:44 <Bastardly_One> jesus christ
44:49 <Pieter> kat.ph
44:57 <Bastardly_One> at the time I was clearly level 68 a week or two ago
45:05 <Bastardly_One> but how suss does my character look?
45:07 <Bastardly_One> http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/QOJRDXmciEqpNnxWnlNB1w_0_0.jpg
45:09 <beagle> Pieter , you take too ooooooooooooooooooooo many fucking drugs , dork ass
45:20 <Pieter> wtf
45:21 <beagle> Pieter im even afraid of you on skype !
45:32 <Pieter> go fuck yourself
45:45 <beagle> anybody ?
45:58 <beagle> Pieter can always fuck himself he has a tight mind.
46:17 <Pieter> you sad sad boy
48:30 <beagle> the only sad thing you have is your mind , Pieter
48:41 <beagle> and the wizdon u try to give comes from it
48:48 <beagle> cant you get a fucking grip ?
48:59 <beagle> dont be a jackass
49:04 <beagle> play david romero
49:13 <beagle> DOPPEY DOOPA DOOP
49:37 <Bastardly_One> Pieter did you see where I found you in GTA V?
49:48 <beagle> Pieter come here and
49:51 <beagle> fucking save me.
49:52 <Bastardly_One> http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/fS9z7ILQu0qZWL6ApGTx8A_0_0.jpg
49:57 <beagle> instead sendingt
50:04 <beagle> t to the ... oooodler
50:13 <Bastardly_One> there ya go ... looks like you on the corner of Darling St near the dunniess
50:15 <beagle> no body wants to fucking know !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oooo
50:19 <Bastardly_One> *dunnies
51:00 <beagle> Pieter , i swear to god i hope you have no children
51:01 <beagle> cause you
51:12 <beagle> act like a child , yourself does.
51:16 <Bastardly_One> beagle you're as bad if not worse
51:19 <Bastardly_One> fuck
51:19 <Bastardly_One> up
51:21 <Bastardly_One> you
51:25 <Bastardly_One> stupid drunken cunt
51:34 <beagle> deep inside
51:38 <beagle> you are like
51:46 <beagle> sweaty man
51:50 <beagle> inside you say
51:54 <mr_ducati> get a life fuckwits
51:58 <beagle> but outside ward you wonder
52:25 <beagle> im sorry pieter but your psychology lately fucked you and everyone of your friends up
52:52 <beagle> we love you but you must let us understand you
52:54 <beagle> okay
53:06 <beagle> now im gonna hang myself i just lost half a pouch.
53:10 <beagle> er super man ?
54:12 <beagle> (i was not joking)
54:55 <beagle> so i met aliens.
54:56 <beagle> so fucking what
55:09 <beagle> "smart people didnt meet aliens"
55:17 <beagle> told that man to go an fuck himself.
55:40 <beagle> who CARES what people say really this is OUR life
56:22 <beagle> if you are a woman or girl
56:33 <beagle> and you message my my number
56:39 <beagle> well then i hope it aint from a gay man
56:40 <beagle> errr
56:43 <beagle> i mean if its yours
56:48 <beagle> then illlllllllllllll call you
56:51 <beagle> yep
57:07 <beagle> i have fucking unlimited (weird huh) calls for australia and
57:14 <beagle> and i think i wanna call a .............
57:16 <beagle> errrrrrrrrrrrrr
57:23 <beagle> er.
57:27 <beagle> :)
57:34 <beagle> wine please !
57:47 <beagle> ..........
58:02 <beagle> i ask them
58:06 <beagle> what is best cpu for this pc
58:17 <beagle> and they go okay post paid $220
58:21 <beagle> thats not bad.
58:33 <beagle> but im like FUCK i allready had this one burning out !
58:44 <beagle> they dont quite understand, huh ?
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59:00 <thestig> beagle
59:34 <beagle> yer ?
59:41 <beagle> do you bore everyone to death, too
59:43 <beagle> ?
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59:57 <beagle> i think you should been born jewish.
59:59 <beagle> cause then
00:04 <beagle> everybody would see thru you.
00:49 <beagle> although
00:55 <mrwuf> http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/australia/63665556/australian-pm-tony-abbott-plunges-in-polls
00:57 <beagle> my mother was born in victoria ....
00:59 <beagle> huh ?
00:59 <thestig> beagle
01:04 <beagle> i fucking hate tony abbot.
01:06 <beagle> lol
01:22 <beagle> do we fuck up tony YEAH !
01:33 <beagle> i dont think australia likes tony.
01:46 <beagle> he might as well fucking kill his hill
02:11 <beagle> mom hates reading but ill make her read this
02:19 <beagle> if i print like a punk.
03:35 <beagle> i love you
03:40 <beagle> you fucking dickheads
04:13 <beagle> and yeah im here
04:26 <beagle> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gonna shit on WHAT gravyh
04:27 <beagle> lakjdf;ljkasdfljkadsj
04:57 <beagle> be fair you twats
05:01 <beagle> bye
05:08 <beagle> shimmon is next
05:15 <beagle> (dunno just guessing)
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34:18 <Bastardly_One> Loki: Thor, must you always steal my thunder?
34:24 <Bastardly_One> tee hee hee
35:29 <Skirmish> Watching the Avengers Pieter? Tell us more.
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41:36 <Lumeah> Lol @ drunk druff last night. Poor b1.
42:12 <Skirmish> druff giving him a hard time was he?
42:20 <Lumeah> Yup
42:36 <Skirmish> Also ... no sympathy to B1. He brings it all on himself. He is reaping what he has sown.
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53:18 <mrwuf> http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/good-weekend/truvada--the-other-little-blue-pill-20141128-11l1od.html
54:58 <Lumeah> Yeah our local paper has a nice tribute aswell.
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07:47 <mrwuf> subway for lunch!!!
08:19 <Bastardly_One> I might cook some SFC I got
08:32 <Bastardly_One> ripped people food
08:57 <mrwuf> yet to try it is it good
09:09 <Bastardly_One> I have no idea yet
09:21 <Bastardly_One> I got their version of popcorn chicken
09:25 <Bastardly_One> poppets
09:32 <mrwuf> oh yum
09:52 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I'm saving them for the right moment
10:03 <mrwuf> wonder if company that makes kfc are behind it or if someone is trying to muscle in on their chicken dominance
10:26 <Bastardly_One> the office is in Bourke St in Melbourne
10:39 <Bastardly_One> I do remember seeing that on the side of the pack for some reason
10:49 <Bastardly_One> the things you notice for no apparent reason
11:40 <Bastardly_One> Why can't I walk down the streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet? Free suggestion
11:59 <Bastardly_One> is my body the only trait in the eyes of men?
12:06 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I've got some skin
12:10 <Bastardly_One> yeah, you want to look in
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13:16 <Bastardly_One> there lays no reward in what you discover
13:35 <Bastardly_One> you spent yourself watching me suffer
14:06 <Bastardly_One> suffer your words, suffer your eyes, suffer your hands
14:17 <Bastardly_One> suffer your interpretation of what it is to be a man
14:33 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I've got some skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
14:44 <Bastardly_One> (bored much? I just might be)
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55:26 <Pieter> time to do mah fruit n veg shop
55:34 <Pieter> VICTORIA STREET HEROIN ADDICTS IM COMING !!!
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18:30 <Skirmish> Tis very quiet in here today. People must have gone outside.
19:11 <Bastardly_One> voting day in Victoria also
19:42 <Skirmish> It doesn't take all day to vote.
30:42 <Bastardly_One> true
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32:04 <Pieter> OMG ALL THE HOT WOMEN DOWN STAIRS
32:14 <Pieter> ITS FUCKING PECTACULAr
32:19 <Pieter> Pietacular !
32:25 <Pieter> better than the beach
32:27 <Pieter> :p
33:11 <Skirmish> Nobody is interested in how you think the line up for methadone looks like.
34:19 <Pieter> thats a burn right ?
34:20 <Pieter> :/
35:13 <Skirmish> Calling it how it is.
35:54 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck are hot women outside his houso unit block?
36:01 <Bastardly_One> they must charge by the half hour
36:39 <Bastardly_One> I know exactly where he lives and the hottest thing that would be in that area would be the local stray cats
39:29 <Moke> fuck my bum
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47:30 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lwaxana
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55:14 <Bastardly_One> stand in the place where live
55:26 <Bastardly_One> think about direction and wonder why you haven't before
56:12 <Bastardly_One> your feet are going to be on the ground
56:19 <Bastardly_One> GAH! what a shit song
57:24 <Pieter> tomato onion lettuce on soy with a hotdog
57:28 <Pieter> i8m missing something:L(
57:39 <Pieter> CHEESE! CUNT
58:12 <StrykerX> A life?
58:14 <StrykerX> Oh..
58:57 <BlackDevil> i like dick cheese better
02:39 <Loof> i hate that song so much
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03:19 <Loof> my second least favorite is smashmouth allstar
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05:47 <StrykerX> Hey mambo
05:54 <StrykerX> :>
06:20 <StrykerX> Hey.. Hey apple
06:22 <StrykerX> What?!
06:25 <StrykerX> Knife!!
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07:41 <BlackDevil> all my favorite sons is nickleback
07:45 <BlackDevil> songs
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30:54 <Crip> http://youtu.be/8cE_CUiteaM?t=50s
30:59 <BlackDevil> Youtube: RL Grime ft. Djemba Djemba - Valhalla (Official Video) (Nov 25, 2014) 4:26 - Category: Music - 43,054 views - 1,231 likes (99.6%), 5 dislikes (0.4%)
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31:39 <simba> lol what up Crip
31:50 <simba> Sinister Afternoon Beats
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33:37 <simba> http://youtu.be/UamA_OITSvo?t=40s
33:37 <TheRon> gimme some of those block rockin' beats
33:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Joker - Old Era (Official Video) (Oct 12, 2012) 3:41 - Category: Music - 1,081,055 views - 13,761 likes (90.4%), 1,453 dislikes (9.6%)
33:45 <Crip> yeah
33:52 <Crip> I couldnt help myself simba
34:07 <Crip> 1st saturday i havent worked in like forever
34:09 <Crip> Im pumped
34:20 <TheRon> yet you're here on irc??
34:27 <Crip> at 2:24 pm
34:39 <Crip> after going out the bush for 4wd'n for 5 hours
34:54 <Crip> and smoking j's and drinking low quality vodka cruisers
34:58 <simba> so judgemental TheRon
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35:17 <Bastardly_One> lol @ cruisers
35:25 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I found Pieter in GTA V
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35:28 <Bastardly_One> who wants to see?
35:38 <TokenDaRing> Sure
35:41 <druff> lol @ cant answer
35:46 <druff> ha ha
35:47 <druff> hello
35:55 <Pieter> 0
37:10 <Bastardly_One> Pieter in GTA V
37:11 <Bastardly_One> http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/fS9z7ILQu0qZWL6ApGTx8A_0_0.jpg
37:22 <TokenDaRing> hahahaha
37:37 <TokenDaRing> he has to pick up the boys somehow
37:46 <Bastardly_One> I've cruised past there time and time again too
37:52 <simba> which one is supposed to be Pieter
37:56 <Bastardly_One> that tranny has never been seen before that pic
37:58 <BlackDevil> its a trap Bastardly_One
38:01 <Bastardly_One> or after that pic
38:10 <Bastardly_One> was a freak appearance
38:22 <Bastardly_One> I just had to take a pic
38:45 <Bastardly_One> ya know where the ghoul guy is?
39:11 <Bastardly_One> http://prod.hosted.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/Ov2q_oRPQUWdXmv-GvdItg_0_0.jpg
39:27 <Bastardly_One> was down the block from that guy
40:50 <TheRon> you down the mall again?
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41:14 <Bastardly_One> lol
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41:30 <TheRon> those are dime a dozen down there
41:43 <Lumeah> hi TheRon
41:48 <TheRon> hows it?
41:52 <Lumeah> meah it's ok
42:09 <TheRon> get some cans into ya
42:21 <Lumeah> lol
42:24 <[Maverick]> Mickey Rourke still kicking ass in the ring
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42:47 <Lumeah> should ahy!!
43:06 <Skirmish> Yeah!
43:14 <Lumeah> lol
43:15 <Lumeah> :P
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43:31 <TheRon> i'm torn, i know i should fast forward linkin park but......
44:09 <Lumeah> i'm gonna see a movie.
44:16 <Lumeah> maybe
44:31 <TheRon> howard's end?
45:17 <TheRon> porkys 2?
45:18 <Lumeah> ?
45:21 <Lumeah> ?
45:36 <TheRon> either of those?
45:45 <Lumeah> no TheRon
45:47 <Lumeah> ...
47:05 <TheRon> anything with bruce willis in it?
47:15 <Lumeah> oh nah
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50:18 <Bastardly_One> FarCry 4, Fifa 15 or GTA Online
50:20 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmm
50:28 <Bastardly_One> first world problems
50:29 <Loof> f4
51:09 <Loof> ima play oddworld
52:02 <simba> oddworld abes oddysee
52:18 <Loof> new and tasty!
52:51 <simba> train up in fifa and try to beat me
53:18 <Loof> still got your bros ps4?
53:24 <TheRon> play as the melbourne victory
53:25 <Loof> can you do that gameshare thing with it?
53:29 <simba> yea
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53:33 <simba> i dk
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53:37 <simba> havent messed with dat
53:40 <Loof> k
53:46 <simba> ill be the worst aus team
54:04 <TheRon> sydney?
54:33 <simba> ok
54:40 <TheRon> is gold coast united still in it?
54:44 <simba> woot lfc is on tonight
54:54 <simba> not sure
54:58 <BlackDevil> simba are you a bouncer
55:00 <BlackDevil> or a pusher
56:02 <simba> yep
56:05 <Loof> so fucking high
56:09 * Loof shakes his head
56:20 <Loof> didn't work
56:23 <Loof> coffee time
56:25 <TheRon> mr mackey high??
56:40 <Loof> maybe splash my face
56:52 <Loof> keep forgetting to breath lol
57:05 <simba> breathing is important
57:08 <Loof> lol
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58:30 <BlackDevil> im always high
59:57 <TheRon> we can tell
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01:22 <tech_n9ne> hi
02:45 <TheRon> i want to cap this room at 63 in honour of phillip hughes
03:24 <Pieter> how about try moarning for someone whilst they're still alive
03:42 <Bastardly_One> *mourning
03:44 <Pieter> hrm , that might be classified as an ex
03:49 <druff> the ron the
03:51 <Bastardly_One> and stfu idiot
03:58 <druff> !!! !!! !!!
04:14 <TheRon> and the bats and caps
04:21 <druff> i did mine
04:33 <TheRon> i should just steal a bat
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05:00 <druff> just go to amart and take a pic
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05:28 <BlackDevil> Lumeah
05:32 <BlackDevil> how are you doll?
05:38 <Loof> hopoe you all voted for the sexy party
06:07 <Lumeah> Im fine black :)
06:16 <Skirmish> Yeah ... vote for minority parties that sell their preferences to the major parties. Good work fuckhead.
06:18 <TheRon> i walked in collected the slips and immediately placed them in the boxes
06:52 <Bastardly_One> I should go down about 5 houses
07:02 <Bastardly_One> and take a pic of the local sex party candidate
07:07 <Bastardly_One> the guy looks like a predator
07:19 <Bastardly_One> I might go do that and upload it just to show you people
07:26 <TheRon> i didn't even look to see who was on the ballot
07:35 <Bastardly_One> red headed mongoloid predator he looks like
07:57 <Loof> lol
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08:04 <Loof> do eet
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10:14 <BlackDevil> are you allowed to curse on tv?
10:23 <DemonsRun> Yes
10:29 <TokenDaRing> depends on what time I think
10:34 <TheRon> fuck yes
10:39 <TokenDaRing> and if it's a live show or not
11:04 <TheRon> can you say arse??
11:04 <BlackDevil> live tv show
11:19 <BlackDevil> like 'fuck her right in the pussy'
11:38 <Bastardly_One> no
11:49 <TokenDaRing> you can't say that on live tv during the day in Australia
11:49 <druff> TheRon: breasts
12:01 <druff> hi DemonsRun
12:02 <TokenDaRing> you'd be pulled off in an instant
12:09 <druff> hi Bastardly_One
12:10 <BlackDevil> how come i see it often in the news?
12:20 <TheRon> you can say norgs in the middle of the day i think
12:22 <DemonsRun> Someone find me red paint.
12:25 <Lwaxana> BlackDevil what news>
12:26 <Skirmish> 15:07 Bastardly_One: red headed mongoloid predator he looks like <------ So he pretty much looks like you ... but with hair .... and he doesn't have a facebook filled with ridiculous selfies.
12:34 <druff> Bastardly_One: have yu thought about what you havent said?
12:35 <DemonsRun> Skirmish!!
12:36 <Lwaxana> BlackDevil what news?
12:39 <DemonsRun> Where's my ring?
12:42 <Skirmish> DemonsRun!!
12:42 <druff> hello Lwaxana
12:43 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cepHXTBRnHo
12:48 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fuck her right in the Pussy aussie version (Sep 5, 2014) 0:08 - Category: People & Blogs - 21,405 views - 118 likes (99.2%), 1 dislikes (0.8%)
12:55 <TheRon> classy
13:12 <Lwaxana> thats NOT on the TV
13:27 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: Let's get our first sexual experience out of the way first before I start buying you jewellery. We might not be compatible in bed!
13:30 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1BeztKNoBQ
13:36 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fuck Her Right in The Pussy Drive-by (Sep 23, 2014) 0:29 - Category: Howto & Style - 107,795 views - 306 likes (96.8%), 10 dislikes (3.2%)
13:49 <DemonsRun> Offer that's not what a guy said to me last night. Met him, half hour later I had his ring haha
14:05 <Lwaxana> not even bothering to view the 2nd one
14:17 <Skirmish> Cheating on me already!
14:19 <TheRon> he obviously liked it so he put a ring on it
14:23 <Lwaxana> cause it wont be valid
14:25 <DemonsRun> I didn't Fuck him!
14:32 <DemonsRun> Lol
14:41 <Skirmish> Sounds like emotional cheating to me. Same thing.
14:43 <TheRon> DemonsRun: is that just a rule or......?
15:03 <druff> ruby ruby ruby ruby ruby soho
15:07 <DemonsRun> But I don't love him!
15:16 <DemonsRun> I don't even know if I'll ever see him again
15:18 <DemonsRun> LOL
15:29 <druff> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l6rV4lILHM
15:30 <TheRon> two ships passing in the night
15:33 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rancid "Ruby Soho" (May 3, 2006) 2:53 - Category: Music - 1,350,628 views - likes (95.4%), 109 dislikes (4.6%)
15:37 <DemonsRun> Pretty much.
15:43 <DemonsRun> Oh and he's married to someone else
15:49 <Skirmish> Poor guy. Offering rings on first dates. He's a stressful experience away from being a serial killer.
15:51 <TheRon> classy guy
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15:58 <TokenDaRing> so you're both cheating on someone? :P
16:05 <DemonsRun> Haha yup
16:12 <TokenDaRing> that doesn't really make it right though
16:16 <Skirmish> Two wrongs make a right though, yeah?
16:25 <DemonsRun> Nah they do!
16:38 <Skirmish> No ... BUT 3 LEFTS DO! *laughs at his dad joke*
16:53 <Bastardly_One> charming ... while the cat is away the mice will play eh?
16:53 <DemonsRun> Nah our boss got drunk and got seedy so I grabbed his ring lol
17:07 <Crip> https://i1.sndcdn.com/avatars-000113533039-cgryne-t500x500.jpg
17:10 <Bastardly_One> best keep my opinion on shit like that to myself
17:21 <Skirmish> Yes Raven Wolf. Shoosh.
17:21 <DemonsRun> You do that.
17:24 <Bastardly_One> but I bet you'd just love it if it happened to you and you found out :)
17:31 <Bastardly_One> too late ... said it :)
17:32 <BlackDevil> looks like a guy
17:36 <DemonsRun> Are you a fucking idiot?
17:41 <DemonsRun> I'm JOKING
17:45 <Skirmish> Of course he is.
17:59 <DemonsRun> shouldn't have asked.
18:10 <Bastardly_One> no way, people joke on here?
18:16 <DemonsRun> No they don't.
18:16 <Skirmish> He flirts with you and comments about your pics but gets all high and mighty when you talk about another guy. Classic B1 hypocrisy.
18:31 <DemonsRun> Skirmish, only jealous coz it's you I'm hunting.
18:31 <TheRon> i'm deadly seriouls always
18:40 <DemonsRun> xD
18:42 <Bastardly_One> I'll think I'll just take that as literal as people choose to take shit I say and do
18:42 <mrwuf> big girls always take really close up pics of their faces
19:05 <Bastardly_One> yeah not many are proud of their triple chins mrwuf
19:17 <TheRon> vulture??
19:20 <TokenDaRing> or their nose rings
19:21 <BlackDevil> i like chick with rolls
19:28 <Skirmish> Are you a teenager trapped in the body of an old man by some weird twist of erotic asphyxiation B1?
19:28 <BlackDevil> vagina rolls
19:29 <TheRon> 20 years past it but still hunting
19:34 <mrwuf> they accentuate their pretty features
19:38 <TokenDaRing> I like beef rolls
19:40 <TokenDaRing> or turkey rolls
19:54 <Bastardly_One> fuck yeah
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20:02 <Bastardly_One> a turkey roll would go down well right now
20:18 <Bastardly_One> I've not stopped eating since about 7:30 this morning
20:22 <mrwuf> I like a lil chubb or skinny but anorexic is not attractive
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20:46 <mrwuf> I weigh 70kg so if they are heavier than me, no deal
20:47 <Bastardly_One> meh ... I like meat on bones
20:49 <TokenDaRing> mrwuf: when did you last see a girl, as in date one?
21:01 <Bastardly_One> yeah a skeleton is not a good look
21:04 <Bastardly_One> totally agree
21:11 <druff> hi b1
21:16 <mrwuf> june/july I met a 30 year old blonde and invited her to watch movies
21:16 <druff> how are you today?
21:33 <TokenDaRing> wow thats kicking mrwuf
21:37 <TokenDaRing> no, I'm not laughing, really, I'm not
21:48 <mrwuf> you asked
21:59 <druff> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvuae0Y-Spg
22:02 <TokenDaRing> you didn't have to embarass yourself
22:03 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rancid - "Salvation" (May 30, 2007) 2:58 - Category: Music - 1,972,741 views - 5,475 likes (98%), 113 dislikes (2%)
22:04 <BlackDevil> me and mrwuf want to get married
22:59 <mrwuf> I'm just going to ignore the beta males and hope they find the courage to confront whats making them miserable and become happy
23:10 <Bastardly_One> you weigh 70 kg?
23:12 <TokenDaRing> hahahahahahaha
23:16 <Bastardly_One> fat cunt :P
23:22 <mrwuf> ya at my heaviest I weighed 90kg
23:22 <Bastardly_One> I weigh a lot less than that
23:31 <TokenDaRing> Bastardly_One: most junkies do
23:32 <Skirmish> Is mrwuf still psycho-analysing the channel based on their comments whilst he sits at home unemployed?
23:39 <mrwuf> now Im 70kg and can bench 100kg and overhead press 70kg, my legs are weak
23:40 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: yes
23:46 <mrwuf> ideally I want to be around 66kg
23:48 <Bastardly_One> but I am also underweight and no doctor can really work out why
23:57 <TokenDaRing> hint: drugs
24:02 <Bastardly_One> apart from possibly, my diet
24:03 <Skirmish> ^
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24:18 <Bastardly_One> 58kg ... I can sometimes get to 60
24:26 <mrwuf> when I don't workout and I just sit around drinking alcohol and masturbating I'm as miserable as the beta males here are
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24:43 <mrwuf> so exercise is probably the best natural antidepressant available
24:55 <Skirmish> Maybe it was spending all your food money from your DSP advance on a PS4 that did it?
25:05 <mrwuf> everybody pities the weak, jealousy you have to earn ;)
25:11 <TokenDaRing> mrwuf try having a job
25:21 <TokenDaRing> something that gives you a sense of purpose and fulfillment
25:30 <TokenDaRing> something that makes you feel productive and useful
25:37 <Skirmish> He has a job. Projecting an alternate reality that allows him to fight off thoughts of suicide.
25:51 <DemonsRun> Hmmm beer
27:15 <simba> beer~!!!!
27:38 <mrwuf> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-29/six-charged-over-enormous-15b-drug-bust/5927904
27:48 <mrwuf> 1.5 BILLION
27:49 <BlackDevil> mrwuf
27:54 <DemonsRun> Yeah. Need it.
28:05 <TheRon> BEER!!!
28:17 <BlackDevil> did you celebrate black friday?
28:32 <TheRon> no
28:41 <BlackDevil> you didnt go shopping?
28:43 <TheRon> many people die on black friday??
28:51 <BlackDevil> so far 2
29:00 <simba> thats a dumb yank thing BlackDevil
29:04 <TheRon> got to get those bargains
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29:14 <BlackDevil> http://blackfridaydeathcount.com/
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30:53 <Bastardly_One> the nearest we have to that is boxing day sales
32:10 <BlackDevil> people die during it?
32:24 <mrwuf> I'm hanging out for boxing day sales, want a new 50" bravia for $600
33:02 <TheRon> 63 inch bravia
33:04 <TokenDaRing> mrwuf how did the woman feel about you inviting her back to your mothers?
33:07 <Skirmish> Online shopping FTW.
33:12 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6c3_1417206292
33:17 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Actor Mickey Rourke &quot;wins&quot; boxing match (opponent takes obvious dive) (Date: Nov-27-2014, 8 hours ago) - Views: 25946 - Played: 20870
33:19 <mrwuf> easier to shop online most retailers offer pay online and collect whenever you like
34:00 <mrwuf> boxing day sales is the closest some humans come to hunting
34:36 <simba> lol
34:59 <Skirmish> Most ridiculous thing said today ... so far.
35:18 <simba> its obviously true
35:25 <simba> women hunting good bargains is their idea of a feast
35:33 <simba> they literally have the phrase retail therapy
35:55 <mrwuf> exactly
35:58 <simba> we hunt for boxed factory sealed food
36:02 <simba> and goods
36:08 <Bastardly_One> that's a good question as to whether we have deaths in sales or not
36:17 <simba> no it isnt
36:22 <TheRon> cougar vulture, 20 years past being a cougar
36:27 <Bastardly_One> Australians aren't that ... retarded ... on the whole
37:04 <Skirmish> I don't know about that. You remind me of a stereotypical conspiracy theory redneck B1.
37:30 <Skirmish> Does the turtle shell hat keep the government from reading your mind?
37:38 <simba> i can imagine some stabbings in dandenong over the last packed of six crossiants for 99 cents but no actual murder
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39:02 <TheRon> hi/bye Fennec_Fox
40:19 <DemonsRun> Fuck I love the digs
40:58 <TheRon> digs?
41:14 <DemonsRun> That skirmish makes
41:33 <TheRon> ah yes
41:50 <TheRon> i first read that as dogs
42:42 <Skirmish> I make them out of balloons TheRon.
42:58 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: he at least isn't at christopher level of believing the cops forced him to use drugs
43:02 <TheRon> can you do the brittish houses of parliament?
43:38 <Skirmish> TheRon: No. Just the basics. Enough to charm single mothers with their children into dropping their panties.
43:55 <TheRon> i can do dick tricks
44:01 <TheRon> i do shadow puppets
44:11 <Skirmish> Puppetry of the Penis?
44:16 <TheRon> yes!
44:30 <Skirmish> That looks stressful.
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45:03 <TheRon> i do this amazing bill shorten impression
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45:30 <TheRon> does require a few accessories but it's frighteningly life like
45:42 <Skirmish> Impressive.
46:15 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: Why don't you move closer to where I live? I could leave you a shuddering mess on the odd occasion then.
46:31 <DemonsRun> Lol I don't even know where you are
46:37 <Skirmish> Newcastle.
46:42 <DemonsRun> And I'm sure your fiance would have a problem with that
46:58 <TheRon> his address is different to the one his parole officer has
47:00 <Skirmish> I'm not married yet. I have the opportunity to change my mind.
47:06 <TheRon> :)
48:03 <DemonsRun> Haha depending on how many times she takes your balls
48:29 <Skirmish> PFFT
48:32 <bee_girl> Takes?
48:51 <DemonsRun> He gets them back every now and then
48:57 <DemonsRun> When he does the housework
48:57 <DemonsRun> Haha
49:06 <TheRon> they're in a jar on the shelf behind him
49:18 <Skirmish> There is no way I would be in a relationship like that.
49:43 <DemonsRun> Haha the more frosty does around the house the more he gets laid.
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51:00 <Skirmish> brb
51:24 <DemonsRun> Htfb
51:27 <bee_girl> That's not a bad idea DemonsRun
51:40 <Lumeah2> lol
51:42 <Lumeah2> good one
51:48 <DemonsRun> It works
52:02 <DemonsRun> All the washing has been done today haha
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55:27 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Maurice
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55:40 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Nikky`
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56:06 <TheRon> maybe the landslide bring it down
56:14 <bee_girl> Maybe
57:22 <Nikky`> *yawn* so sleepy
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57:41 <Lumeah2> have nap
57:50 <Nikky`> I shall be shortly
57:55 <Nikky`> Just relaxing before I do
58:01 <TokenDaRing> she logged on to IRC to tell us she was tired
58:08 <Nikky`> lol TokenDaRing.. of course
59:07 <Lumeah2> yup
59:50 <TheRon> give me the beat boys and free my soul i wanna get lost in your rock n roll and drift away
00:14 <Bastardly_One> well, I am gonna go do some stupormarket shopping
00:21 <Bastardly_One> go team me! exciting stuff!
00:27 <Bastardly_One> bbl I guess
00:29 <TheRon> bye?
00:45 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'll see ya when I get back
00:50 <TheRon> AND STAY OUT! :)
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02:08 <TheRon> anybody see michael clarke's press conference this morning??
02:15 <TheRon> i was hold back the tears
03:39 <Nikky`> I did not
03:43 <Crip> https://soundcloud.com/prismomusic/dillon-francis-i-cant-take-it-prismo-remix
03:45 <Lumeah2> nah ill watch it later
04:08 <TheRon> seriously it was rather moving
04:30 <Lumeah2> im moved enough today :)
05:00 <TheRon> time of the month? :)
05:37 <Lumeah2> no..
05:57 <Lumeah2> lol just cuz im a woman ahy?
06:07 <TheRon> well yes
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06:59 <TheRon> i'm listening to your song
08:50 <Skirmish> Lumeah2: Did you get finger banged?
09:17 <Pieter> finger finger finger
09:19 <Pieter> fun fun fun
09:26 <Pieter> cummingbugs
09:46 <TheRon> we were having a nice convo and you two have to come along and spoil things
10:34 <Pieter> YEH COS I MADE IT A BAD CONVO
10:38 <Pieter> *nod*
11:13 <TheRon> honestly, finger banging? c'mon!
11:47 <Skirmish> Would you finger bang Lumeah2 if the opportunity presented itself TheRon?
12:11 <Lumeah2> wtf seriously
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12:27 <TheRon> no response
12:31 <Skirmish> It's a legitimate question. Answer it please.
12:36 <Skirmish> Both of you.
12:58 <Skirmish> Lumeah2: Would you let TheRon tickle your cervix?
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13:15 <mrwuf> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=84c_1417197613
13:21 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: You Look a Little Drunk (Date: Nov-27-2014, 10 hours ago) - Views: 10768 - Played: 9823
13:23 <Skirmish> Assuming he has nicely trimmed fingernails of course.
13:28 <mrwuf> austneter making his way home
14:51 <TheRon> well that ruined it
14:53 <Lumeah2> lol
15:20 <DemonsRun> When did you get back skirmish?
15:50 <Skirmish> Not long ago.
15:51 <TheRon> he's been up tp no good
16:07 <Skirmish> I've been adding to the sexual chemistry between Lumeah2 and TheRon.
16:15 * Skirmish is a love chemist. 
16:59 <DemonsRun> Share around
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18:24 <Skirmish> I don't think Lumeah2 has the looks to be passed around.
18:48 <DemonsRun> No I meant the chemistry you're making
18:50 <DemonsRun> I want some
18:56 <Skirmish> mrwuf would go her .... Pieter for sure. Chris too and B1 would take her last. That's about it.
19:09 <TheRon> it's called ice on the streets
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19:30 <DemonsRun> Yeah but it's expensive on the streets
19:59 <Skirmish> I can't flirt with you anymore DemonsRun. It upsets B1.
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20:47 <DemonsRun> I don't give a Fuck if he's upset about it or not.
20:49 <DemonsRun> How about pm? Lol
20:50 <Skirmish> I don't want to rub it in his face that he is an old man that young attractive women like yourself find creepy.
21:10 <TheRon> It's another tequila sunrise Starin' slowly 'cross the sky, said goodbye
21:47 <frayedknot> what a quiet afternoon this is
22:18 <Skirmish> It's time I stopped imagining what you would look like naked with a slight sheen of excitement on your love lips.
22:27 <Skirmish> oh ... not pm. Oh well.
22:35 <mrwuf> http://www.vice.com/read/crystal-meth-addicts-keep-setting-themselves-on-fire
22:38 <DemonsRun> I don't believe this
22:43 <DemonsRun> You're breaking up with me?
22:46 <TheRon> imagine george costanza naked
22:58 <Skirmish> No. I am resetting our boundaries.
23:20 <DemonsRun> Oh...
23:25 <TheRon> Skirmish wants to take you on the naked dating show
23:34 <DemonsRun> Oh he'll yes. I'm up for that lol
23:41 <Skirmish> No longer will I massage cocoa butter into my fiance and think of you DemonsRun.
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24:03 <DemonsRun> God fucking damn
24:52 <Crip> https://soundcloud.com/sanholobeats/dr-dre-the-next-episode-ft-snoop-dogg-san-holo-remix
25:24 <Skirmish> Afternoon ooomp. How is your weekend going?
25:40 <DemonsRun> Only when you're actually fucking then?
25:56 <Skirmish> DemonsRun: I can't reveal that.
26:05 <DemonsRun> Don't be so meqn
26:07 <DemonsRun> Mean
26:16 <ooomp> You weren't talking to me Skirmish, remember
26:18 <TheRon> skirmish can't even look into his fiance's eyes when making love
26:54 <Skirmish> ooomp: I am not that childish that I "don't talk" to people. I give them time to calm down.
27:02 <Maurice> Who even makea love
27:11 <Maurice> Makes
27:19 <Skirmish> Maurice makes fuck.
27:30 <Skirmish> Gets her fuck on.
27:44 <TheRon> the hubby shags while you read the paper Maurice ?
27:59 <Maurice> I fb during
28:12 <DemonsRun> I sleep
28:13 <Skirmish> She takes selfies.
28:19 <TheRon> "you finished yet?!"
28:31 <zaim> i finished.
28:49 <DemonsRun> Is it in yet?
28:57 <ooomp> Oh I'm calm. But as you astutely put it last time, what's the point
29:25 <ooomp> So you can take your adult self and shove it, Skirmish
29:29 <Skirmish> Exactly. There is no point getting involved in your tantrums.
29:47 <DemonsRun> I know where you can shove your adult self...
30:40 <TheRon> hey hey children's show
30:47 <DemonsRun> It is not
31:13 <Maurice> The wind out here is nippletastic
31:23 <Skirmish> You need to learn to let go ooomp. For the second time I've forgotten what the initial issue ever was.
31:34 <Maurice> My phone offered me the alternative of nipple tasting
31:43 <Skirmish> Maybe that in itself is the trigger.
31:49 <bee_girl> Quinoa and mushroom?
32:11 <TheRon> fruity with a wood finish
32:11 * ooomp ignores Skirmish
32:49 <Skirmish> Such a hoity toity mong she is.
32:55 <Skirmish> lols and kisses.
33:13 <TheRon> lady writer on the tv
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34:42 <StrykerX> Cuntz
35:19 <TheRon> language geez, there are chicks present, ruining it for everybody
36:35 <Skirmish> I think dinner tonight could be either a bacon/tomato/mushroom omelette or a hard boiled egg salad.
36:58 <TheRon> steak with bacon eggs and salad\
37:09 <Skirmish> No, no steak.
37:17 <TheRon> steak?
37:46 <Skirmish> With weekend shifts I avoid eating meals that are too large because I am usually asleep early.
38:28 <ooomp> TheRon, did you vote today
38:34 <TheRon> yes
38:36 <TheRon> and no
38:44 <Skirmish> Monday however .... steak burgers sound great.
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39:17 <ooomp> You got your name ticked off but didn't actually vote?
39:29 <TheRon> yep
39:32 <DemonsRun> Is it sleepy time yet?
39:39 <Skirmish> That means you voted for Napthine then.
39:48 <TheRon> probably
40:04 <Skirmish> you numbty.
40:22 <TheRon> they're all as fucked as each other
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40:31 <Skirmish> No they're not.
40:36 <TheRon> are too
40:36 <ooomp> With any luck the Andrews train wreck doesn't win. Sadly it'll happen
40:40 <Skirmish> You can't be apathetic to how things are run.
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41:03 <TheRon> they both run it the same
41:50 <TheRon> state politics i can honestly say i don't give a shit
41:52 <Skirmish> The liberal party needs to be sent to oblivion to work itself out.
42:04 <Skirmish> Both state and federal.
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42:29 <TheRon> this country is over governed
42:39 <Skirmish> At state level they are corrupt and simply lining their own pockets .... at a Federal level they are an utter clusterfuck.
43:16 <StrykerX> Anyone who believes we aren't fucked either way
43:18 <TheRon> i want the informal vote to send a message
43:20 <StrykerX> Needs their head examined.
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45:33 <StrykerX> It's just a matter of what way they go about the same end goal.
45:41 <StrykerX> That's all you vote for.
45:55 <Skirmish> That is a lie.
46:07 <Skirmish> It's ignorance.
46:16 <TheRon> Every little thing she does is magic Everything she do just turns me on Even though my life before was tragic Now I know my love for her goes on
46:57 <TheRon> who would you do? julie bishop or tanya plibersek?
47:15 <Skirmish> Tanya. Hands down.
47:29 <Skirmish> Bishop is a man hating shrew.
47:57 <ooomp> That death star is kinda hot
47:59 <TheRon> tanya is more attractive, but i like to be dominated so......
48:16 <Skirmish> You should do Hanson-Young then.
48:27 <StrykerX> Speaking of man haters..
48:27 <Skirmish> She would be dominant ... and much younger than Bishop.
48:36 <StrykerX> I've noticed Penny Wong has kept a low profile.
48:37 <TheRon> so true
49:04 <Skirmish> All of the Labor party is keeping a low profile. They are watching Abbott hang himself. He doesn't need help.
49:07 <StrykerX> Maybe her wife put her in her box
49:14 <StrykerX> True
49:22 <StrykerX> Vote 1: One Nation
49:29 <StrykerX> GO PAULINE :')
49:45 <ooomp> Please explain
49:48 <TheRon> lesbians and box shouldn't be in the same sentence
49:51 <Skirmish> I noticed towards the end of last week Lambie went quiet.
50:22 <StrykerX> lolol
50:25 <Skirmish> Rightly so though. I believe any woman with a mouth like two flapping ash trays should shut the fuck up.
50:34 <StrykerX> Lambie is trying to make a name for herself.
50:41 Nick: Pete is now known as Pete|A
51:01 <StrykerX> Keeping in the headlines.
51:02 <TheRon> jaquie lambie's one nation party??
51:03 <Skirmish> I enjoy the fact that Palmer no longer has his pull in the senate with her out of his party.
51:27 <Skirmish> Hanson has returned to One Nation.
51:37 <Skirmish> Probably boosted by the "success" of Lambie.
52:19 <Skirmish> One of her conditions of returning to the party is that it is now called "Pauline Hanson's One Nation Party".
52:26 <StrykerX> Yup
52:27 <Skirmish> Must have got the idea from Clive.
52:50 <TheRon> pauline dosn't have original ideas so yeah
53:18 <TheRon> tony abbott just has no ideas
53:36 <Skirmish> Her ideas to some extent have merit ... she is one of those women with a mouth like two flapping ash trays though and she cannot communicate to anyone with an IQ above 65.
54:01 <TheRon> she's a mouth piece, she has stooges
54:41 <Skirmish> Unfortunately ... with the introduction of the baby bonus prior to 2007, the liberal party has inflated the population of people with IQ's lower than 65 by paying housing commission sluts to have babies.
55:46 <Skirmish> Should have used the money to chemically prevent people who are on the dole from breeding at all.
56:22 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: capital idea
56:35 <TokenDaRing> intead a bunch of dole bludgers splurged out on plasmas
56:42 <Skirmish> I support the research and introduction of a drug that prevents certain people from breeding. They can fuck like rabbits .... but they can never conceive.
57:04 <TheRon> people from frankston?
57:17 <Skirmish> Once they obtain a reasonable job then they are allowed to stop taking the drug and may breed.
57:21 <TheRon> south australians?
57:26 <Skirmish> TheRon: If that is your houso scum area ... yes.
57:29 <StrykerX> <TokenDaRing> intead a bunch of dole bludgers splurged out on plasmas << Rudd's GFC handout?
57:30 Nick: Pete|A is now known as Pete
57:51 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX the GFC handout was to taxpayers
57:57 <Skirmish> StrykerX: The GFC Stimulus went to EVERYONE, not just sluts having babies.
58:01 <StrykerX> Oh
58:04 <TheRon> never been to frankston but i have seen the footy show
58:09 <StrykerX> Missed the slut bit.
58:15 <TokenDaRing> in order to get the "Rudd Cash" you had to have lodged a tax return in 2008
58:36 <TheRon> without the rudd cash we'd be fucked right now
58:48 <TheRon> that was a treasury thing not rudd
59:10 <Skirmish> It was Rudd and Swan's call to hand it out.
59:14 <TheRon> i have studied economics, i get it
59:23 <StrykerX> TheRon, true. Those retailers who sold "Handout releases" of plasmas wouldn't have made it through.
00:00 <Skirmish> People that believe that Labor spend all the money and the Liberal party pay it back haven't actually done their research and seen the real figures.
00:07 <TokenDaRing> lol
00:12 <TokenDaRing> Liberal are much bigger spenders
00:18 <TokenDaRing> Howard was the worst
00:23 <TokenDaRing> so much fucking middle class welfare
01:13 <TokenDaRing> the only reason Howard had a surplus when he finished was the sale of Telstra
01:32 <Skirmish> People also believe that Australia had 0 debt when Howard was voted out. We actually had a debt, that was balanced by money that was put into futures by selling over 100 government assets.
01:57 <TokenDaRing> selling Telstra was a mistake, it's a cash cow
02:23 <Skirmish> Libtard lovers also don't know that within 6 months of gaining power they doubled the NET debt to 500 billion dollars.
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02:32 <TokenDaRing> yeah
02:35 <Skirmish> Hand outs to Reserve Bank just to fudge the numbers.
02:47 <TokenDaRing> that's also due to the fact that the current goverment are worse than the previous
02:51 <clubsamwich> anybody watching manhattan?
02:56 <TokenDaRing> Not that I'm saying I liked Rudd/Gillard, they were horrible
03:00 <TokenDaRing> but this lot are worse by far
03:09 <Skirmish> clubsamwich: I watched the trailer ... didn't like it.
03:24 <clubsamwich> Skirmish, i got in to it in the first 10 minutes of the pilot
03:36 <clubsamwich> and i'm pretty discriminatory when it comes to new tv shows
03:47 <TheRon> liberals should've just been straight in the election campaign, they would've won it anyway
04:03 <Skirmish> At least Rudd would have represented Australia better at the G20 instead of getting up and promoting coal and whinging that his $7 co payment was copping public backlash.
04:04 <clubsamwich> but i guess if you're not interested in era pieces, you wouldn't like it
04:54 <clubsamwich> you ever heard anyone say anything like "this government is so much better than the last"?
04:56 <Skirmish> Of all the things to promote about Australia on the world stage.
05:12 <TheRon> i'm still trying to work out what abbott achieved at the g20
05:13 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: the Chinese journalists present at the G20 were all "Wtf is he on about?!"
05:16 <Skirmish> Rudd govt. Was fantastic.
05:20 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/APRZvic.jpg
05:23 <TokenDaRing> TheRon: he humilated himself
05:39 <TheRon> he did nothing for the australian people
05:48 <TokenDaRing> well no
05:56 <TokenDaRing> his whole purpose behind becoming PM was for himself
06:00 <clubsamwich> cool dogs
06:15 <Skirmish> Cooler cat.
07:18 <Shadowgate> clubsamwich is funny lol
07:35 <clubsamwich> lol Shadowgate is a funny guy, i like him
07:43 <Shadowgate> lol
07:50 <mrwuf> did u c the cat
08:11 <clubsamwich> i did not see the cat on first look
08:18 <clubsamwich> i've been...drinking
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12:18 <bee_girl> Hey christopher
12:26 <christopher> hi :)
12:42 <StrykerX> Is there any live count for the election anywhere?
12:44 <bee_girl> Cute!
12:58 <christopher> who ur yes bee_girl
13:00 <clubsamwich> no noise means no bees
13:01 <TheRon> abc news 24
13:19 <bee_girl> I meant the pic mrwuf shared
13:26 <christopher> k
13:27 <StrykerX> Cheers.
13:29 <bee_girl> Hey clubsamwich
13:35 <bee_girl> StrykerX:
14:07 <StrykerX> Hi bee_girl
14:08 <clubsamwich> hey bee_girl, can i borrow your beemobile?
14:10 <StrykerX> :D
14:40 <TheRon> go go mobile
15:35 <clubsamwich> nobody is picking up my classic simpsons gems
15:44 <bee_girl> Beemobile?
16:26 <clubsamwich> yeah, beemobile
16:34 <clubsamwich> you mean your chevy?
16:37 <clubsamwich> ...yes
16:43 <TheRon> some obscure simpsons reference
16:57 <bee_girl> Oh
17:43 <TheRon> that big bee that keeps getting arse caught in a giant mousetrap?
19:47 <mrwuf> I'm cooking this http://www.budgetbytes.com/2014/01/chunky-lentil-vegetable-soup/
20:25 <TokenDaRing> cool story bro
20:58 <Skirmish> Where is the protein Mr weight lifting man?
21:03 <clubsamwich> no TheRon
21:06 <clubsamwich> you're way off
21:19 <clubsamwich> when Homer gets a heap of sugar that he must protect
21:37 <TheRon> havent seen too much of that one
21:44 <clubsamwich> and it attracts a gang of bees
21:56 <clubsamwich> it's from the simpsons golden era
22:00 <clubsamwich> gone to shit now
22:12 <TheRon> my golden era is earlier than that
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23:11 <Floss> lol always joining and leaving
23:16 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: too many carbs in that soup
23:18 <Skirmish> House of Cards. Well worth watching.
23:20 <TokenDaRing> if you're on keto
23:27 <TokenDaRing> that soup would be counter to the diet
25:03 <clubsamwich> yeah, your should swap out the beans and use some low carb vegies
25:13 <clubsamwich> looks like a hearty brew
26:45 <Skirmish> For a guy that's doing weight lifting he needs to be having protein in the meals. Every meal.
27:53 <TheRon> one link in a chain reaction.........
28:40 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish: weight lifting only works if you do it for more than 30 seconds
28:43 <TokenDaRing> and don't take 5 minute breaks
28:58 <Skirmish> True.
31:45 <Crip> oh gawd - http://www.thecourier.com.au/story/2728736/ballarats-new-cat-cafe-is-purr-fect/?cs=62
33:36 <TheRon> sounds like the courier
33:45 <clubsamwich> next they'll be marrying their cats
34:07 <TheRon> anyone buy the courier anymore?
34:57 <clubsamwich> no, they're all busy at the local cat cafe
35:06 <TheRon> apparently
36:11 <StrykerX> lolol
37:47 <StrykerX> Wow..
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38:53 <TheRon> don't you remember we built this city, we built this city on rock n roll
39:25 <Shadowgate> its built on beer!!!
39:31 <TheRon> that too
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40:10 <TheRon> #melbourne is made from beer
41:16 <clubsamwich> beer and debauchery
41:39 <clubsamwich> although i've run out of beer and so now on scotch
42:05 <TheRon> dougie walters did that on the trip to england
42:35 <TheRon> the players carried him off the plane
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45:00 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lwaxana
45:59 <TheRon> i went out to see if i could fall in love again, that was my mistake
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48:14 <frayedknot> Mew
48:58 <Mew> hey frayedsta
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51:59 <clubsamwich> fucking internet is running like a dog
53:27 <Mew> so pretty well and with extreme enthusiasm?
53:29 <TheRon> a fat slow dog?
54:12 <frayedknot> dogs are cool
54:42 <Mew> my internet is running like a cheetah chasing a zebra
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56:46 <TheRon> mines running like a dog on heat
57:29 <StrykerX> Pieter, eat your heart out mate...
57:30 <StrykerX> http://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/drugs-worth-15-billion-taken-off-the-streets-making-it-the-second-largest-drug-bust-in-australian-history/story-fnii5s3x-1227139129100
00:25 <TheDarkTruth> that's nearly 2 metric tons of ecstasy...
01:20 <TheDarkTruth> at the risk of stating the obvious.....that's quite a lot....in any language.. 2 tons of anything is fairly significant..
01:40 <TheRon> do him for one night surely
01:40 <zaim> “When we talk about two tonnes of MDMA we are talking about upwards of 10 million individual doses,”
01:47 <clubsamwich> can you imagine a world where there was no such law against taking drugs?
02:00 <clubsamwich> they should make a movie with that premise
02:11 <clubsamwich> just to explore a what if
02:25 <TheDarkTruth> "Gamer" kind of had that concept..
02:40 <TheDarkTruth> though not as a core focus, really..
03:20 <Shadowgate> TheDarkTruth an intriguing character (new)
03:55 <TheDarkTruth> and not all drugs.... from memory, just the good ones..
05:12 <StrykerX> They've suspended next weeks test
05:18 <StrykerX> In respect of Phillip Hughes.
05:32 <TheRon> not unexpected
05:38 <TheDarkTruth> Shadowgate: yep, that about sums me up.....
05:40 <StrykerX> Also, that drug haul, would keep Pieter happy for 4 hours.
05:54 <StrykerX> Hello Shadowgate
05:59 <TheRon> we're capping the the room at 63 in respect of philip hughes
06:11 <StrykerX> I'll help
06:15 <StrykerX> `ban Pieter RESPECT
07:46 <Pieter> dont you know maths ?
08:27 <StrykerX> Pieter, the other day you didn't even know what math was?
08:40 <StrykerX> You in that clean 20 min a day window?
08:49 <Pieter> wow
09:02 <StrykerX> Where you're on nothing?
09:05 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: you're confusing him
09:11 <TokenDaRing> he's obviously in a state of shock and awe
09:16 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, spose it's too much to take in
09:21 <StrykerX> All those drugs.. Gone...
09:29 <TokenDaRing> He needs simple words
09:30 <mrwuf> http://imgur.com/gallery/2Ig2nIr
09:37 <StrykerX> Although, I'm sure he could find a crooked cop to buy off.
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10:31 <TheDarkTruth> StrykerX: you really don't think that they'll find their way back onto the street?
10:48 <StrykerX> TheDarkTruth, of course they will
10:52 <StrykerX> With people like Pieter around
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10:58 <StrykerX> There's a market to service.
12:02 <TheDarkTruth> massively inflated prices...cut to hell with anything that comes to hand....just in time of the xmas rush...
12:46 <StrykerX> Yup
13:01 <Lwaxana> StrykerX they wont ...they get burnt
13:14 <Lwaxana> incinerated
13:29 <TheRon> well only the good die youg
13:29 <StrykerX> Lwaxana, I don't believe there's no such thing as a crooked cop who'd nick some
13:33 <TheRon> thats what i said
13:44 <StrykerX> TheRon, youg?
13:48 <TheRon> young
14:08 <Lwaxana> StrykerX am sorry for your lack of faith
14:19 <Pieter> why does the rank of retard motivate people :/
14:34 <TheDarkTruth> it's easy to achieve?
14:36 <TheRon> you are retired?
14:39 <StrykerX> Lwaxana, there's been crooked cops since the beginning of cops.
14:47 <StrykerX> No reason for there to be none these days.
15:04 <Lwaxana> ddoes mean they have access to those druhs
15:10 <Lwaxana> doesnt mean
15:13 <StrykerX> You'd be surprised.
15:25 <Lwaxana> whatever
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16:13 <TheRon> couleurs: watch victory v adelaide?
16:17 <couleurs> Malbern Vicktorey !
16:34 <Pieter> a cop is just a normal fucking person and if they're doing it for the right reasons they wont be dirty and the ones that aint doing it for the right reasons will be found out and fucked up ... you live in an imaginary world StrykerX :/
16:39 <Lwaxana> people who are stupid enough to take those types of drugs should do us all a favour and take 10 instead of 1
16:44 <StrykerX> Lwaxana, a recent example: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-10-13/police-charged-theft-abuse-public-icac-commissioner-bruce-lander/5808750
16:50 <clubsamwich> it's not a crooked cop, it's a crooked person
16:56 <clubsamwich> like a good cop is a good person
16:58 <Pieter> *nod* what clubsamwich said
17:09 <StrykerX> Pieter, taking drops to sell is not "normal".
17:09 <couleurs> i didn't watch it TheRon sorry
17:17 <StrykerX> drugs*
17:21 <Pieter> see , this guy is quite basic
17:27 <StrykerX> Pieter is so drug fucked
17:32 <StrykerX> He thinks dealing is normal.
17:33 <StrykerX> :/
17:45 <TheRon> i know you don't watch it
17:46 <StrykerX> <Lwaxana> people who are stupid enough to take those types of drugs should do us all a favour and take 10 instead of 1 << AMEN!
17:56 <StrykerX> Let the problem sort itself out.
18:11 <couleurs> i'm drugs
18:14 <StrykerX> However, they are usually found dying in the gutter somewhere and rescued by good hearted paramedics.
18:20 <Pieter> no youre gay couleurs =p
18:27 <StrykerX> It's disgusting.
18:35 <Pieter> fifa tonight , im on for it
18:36 <couleurs> am not i love girl!!!!!!!!!!
18:44 <StrykerX> Especially considering how many paramedics get assaulted by these people.
18:45 <TheRon> pieter is from Uruguay
18:54 <Pieter> NOT FUNNY THERON
18:57 <Pieter> !
19:01 <Lwaxana> and warning labels should be taken of products.... anyone who is stupid enough to need a warning so as to not eat a mattress ... needs to be out of the gene pool
19:08 <StrykerX> YES!
19:16 <StrykerX> Again, let the problem sort itself.
19:18 <Pieter> hahaha Lwaxana
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19:33 <couleurs> Pieter is from teh planet Homo !
20:00 * Pieter kicks couleurs in the vag
20:01 <Lwaxana> couleurs so you are homophobic ??
20:02 <StrykerX> I'm glad they got 2.8 tonnes of drugs off the street.
20:03 <TheDarkTruth> in fairness, if you can eat a mattress, and not actually die; you've done pretty well and possibly are a superhero....
20:12 <StrykerX> Make those junkies go clean for Christmas.
20:19 <Pieter> couleurs loves to tackle my fifa players
20:29 <couleurs> yer i h8 gays n fagots fuck em in their asses!!!!!!!!!
20:29 <TheRon> 63 seconds of silence when we hit 63
20:30 <Pieter> ya should see him trying to reach for my dick on the field !
20:36 <Pieter> its wrong!
20:49 <couleurs> Shut Up, Pieter !
20:55 <Lwaxana> couleurs how sad for you
21:05 <Pieter> :)
22:01 <couleurs> Good.
22:23 <TheRon> couleurs: anyone died on a football pitch??
22:42 <couleurs> yea
22:52 <couleurs> some guy in indian league a few weeks ago
22:55 <mrwuf> I don't respect gays, obese people, alcoholics, or junkies
22:59 <TheRon> damn
23:13 <couleurs> he did a celebration flip and landed bad and died
23:17 <StrykerX> mrwuf, there's most of IRC if not all, for you.
23:20 <couleurs> bloodey idiet
23:22 <Lwaxana> gawd how shocking
23:35 <Lwaxana> news footage of US black friday sales
23:41 <StrykerX> couleurs, any links to that? :/
23:57 <Lwaxana> people fighting over buying stuff
24:23 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmBmsnoYxfg
24:27 <BlackDevil> Youtube: An Indian footballer dies after crazy wrong goal celebration (Oct 20, 2014) 1:03 - Category: News & Politics - 30,756 views - 9 likes (81.8%), 2 dislikes (18.2%)
24:47 <couleurs> told u
25:27 <Lwaxana> mrwuf tis a shame you dont respect yourslf
26:03 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erLk59H86ww
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26:07 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Star Wars: The Force Awakens Official Teaser (Nov 28, 2014) 1:39 - Category: Entertainment - 6,513,578 views - 67,055 likes (97%), 2,109 dislikes (3%)
26:16 <Lwaxana> watched it
26:21 <TheRon> couleurs: thats fucked up
26:27 <Lwaxana> long time until Dec 2015
28:42 <TheRon> anyone die on a football pitch that didn't die from stupidity?
29:20 <couleurs> ya
29:27 <couleurs> some1 had a heart attack
29:31 <couleurs> not too long ago too
30:23 <TheRon> was he older??
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30:46 <couleurs> no, under 30
30:57 <TheRon> shit, just a fluke one
31:08 <Lwaxana> am amazed how wide spread the tributes are to phil hughes
31:15 <Nikky`> Yes, I am under 30
31:16 <couleurs> idk i'm not fifapedia
31:18 <Nikky`> :P
31:21 <Lwaxana> even tonights soccer
31:38 <TheRon> if you've ever played sport you should be feeling something
32:32 <Lwaxana> but I am still amazed
33:54 <couleurs> i
33:59 <couleurs> 'm amazeding
34:04 <Lwaxana> shame we cant show this level of compassion everyday for everyone
34:26 <TheRon> indeed
34:53 <mrwuf> but he was a celebrity they are better people
35:23 <couleurs> he was a gay did u c he had earings like a girl ha ha
35:37 <TheRon> little respect
35:59 <mrwuf> outlaw cricket balls, they kill, think of the children
36:05 <TheRon> we're at 63, kick anyone else who comes in
36:19 <Nikky`> Everyone has a little bit of gay in em
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36:31 <TheRon> i know chicks do
37:02 <Lwaxana> I'd suggest homophobics have more than a little
37:25 <Lwaxana> thats why they feel "threatened"
37:30 <mrwuf> Im not afraid of gays I just don't like what they do with their dicks and butts
37:47 <TheRon> we've got one!!!!
39:07 <Lwaxana> mrwuf because its so much different with a penis and a vagina
39:24 <mrwuf> yes procreation
39:35 <couleurs> gays are gay!!!!!!!!
39:45 <Lwaxana> oh and thats the only time you do it?
39:52 <TheRon> you'd be a fan of corey bernardi then?
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40:10 <mrwuf> I don't respect any person that engages in unnatural sex acts, be it homosexuality, beasitality or pedophillia
40:21 <Shadowgate> mrwuf a dog chracrter he says wuf
40:54 <TheRon> i'm in a new york state of mind
41:08 <Lwaxana> mrwuf its not unnatural.... that suggests it doesnt happen in nature.. and it does
41:10 <Shadowgate> TheRon a temporary American character
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41:45 <mrwuf> yea I saw sea lions raping penguins the other day, doesn't make it right
41:57 <Shadowgate> wuf wuf
42:03 <Shadowgate> a dog character
42:08 <mrwuf> www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYzFn52oNcA
42:11 <Lwaxana> mrwuf have you ever watched the Victoria Secrets Fashion show ??
42:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: sea lion rapes penguin (Nov 20, 2014) 0:47 - Category: Comedy - 4,005 views - 3 likes (60%), 2 dislikes (40%)
42:20 <mrwuf> nope
43:04 <mrwuf> sex serves a purpose in nature namely procreation, two adults union their genetic material and create a new life
43:24 <clubsamwich> you know, growing up before internet porn was so accessible and free i would thoroughly enjoy the bras n' things junk mail
43:29 <mrwuf> you can put your dick in anything and get all politically correct about your right to do so, doesn't change the fact I won't respect you
43:46 <Lwaxana> and how many chilren do you have?
44:10 <mrwuf> thats too much responsibility and I haven't found the right women I want to spend that much time with
44:37 <TheDarkTruth> so you abstain from sex then....?
44:38 <Lwaxana> oh well your attitude may change once you have sex
44:47 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j75KdkV7n2o
44:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: An Animal Ruined My Vacation: Dirty Dolphin (Sep 4, 2012) 2:44 - Category: People & Blogs - views - 2,827 likes (81.1%), 659 dislikes (18.9%)
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46:12 <mrwuf> those acts we're talking about serve a purpose for different social organisational structures and you're probably right they are natural in a sense we're part of nature and its what we do
46:15 <TheRon> watch it's a pisser
46:20 <clubsamwich> Lwaxana: do you pronounce that as it is spelled?
46:36 <mrwuf> if you want a war like society homosexuality is the way to structure it
46:40 <Lwaxana> l wax anna
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47:44 <TheRon> it's a video of a chick getting humped by a dolphin
47:51 <Lwaxana> clubsamwich watch some Star Trek to hear it pronounced
50:09 <clubsamwich> i could do that or i could google what i just said, but i'm just in a conversational mood
50:30 <clubsamwich> and my internet is still dogging me
51:23 <couleurs> gays are gay!!!!!!!!
51:41 <clubsamwich> mrwuf is exactly where he needs to be
51:51 <TheRon> calling stuff gay is pretty gay
52:26 <TheRon> a rubber room in a straight jacket?
53:02 <clubsamwich> pretty sweet rubber room if you get irc
53:03 <Lwaxana> I have this poster in my classroom
53:06 <Lwaxana> https://m1.behance.net/rendition/modules/71506009/disp/b7a2460becf3bf8366b2840dbdf4efab.png
53:29 <Lwaxana> to deal with the "gay is pretty gay" issue
53:38 <clubsamwich> i fucking love irc, my last workplace we set up an irc server on the network, just one of our local machines and we'd take turns hosting
53:41 <TheRon> i like it
54:06 <clubsamwich> where i work now we had hipchat for a while before those corporate goons came and shut it down
54:22 <clubsamwich> told us to use ...ughhh yammer to collaborate, fucking bs
54:29 <TheRon> gay is a fallback word
54:30 <Lwaxana> sounds like a time waster
54:34 <clubsamwich> would like to do internal irc again
55:22 <Lwaxana> I know how distracting kids found "chat" on my school server
55:33 <clubsamwich> i admit it has the chance to be abused, but you need to have the type of people who would abuse it first
55:37 <couleurs> that poster sucks, half of the words aren't even words!!!!!
55:40 <couleurs> gay wins!!!
55:40 <clubsamwich> it's a trust thing
55:45 <Lwaxana> even when they knew it was being logged
55:52 <clubsamwich> and it's a treat adults as adults thing
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56:14 <Lwaxana> couleurs ..what words dint you know?
56:22 <Lumeah2> Do they ever grow up?
56:24 <TheRon> just how many kids actually have adhd??
56:24 <Lumeah2> Nope
56:37 <couleurs> inau
56:43 <couleurs> ridicu
56:43 <clubsamwich> Lwaxana, what do you do for a living?
56:45 <couleurs> atroc
56:48 <Lwaxana> TheRon ..is that before 1990 or after
56:49 <couleurs> ?????
56:55 <Lwaxana> clubsamwich teach
56:58 <TheRon> i mean really have it
57:10 <couleurs> alison u suk @ illustrator
57:22 <Lwaxana> couleurs it pints as the word ...atrocious
57:27 <Lwaxana> prints
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57:51 <couleurs> Lies!!!!!!!!
58:12 <Pieter> supacalafragalisticcouleursisatrocious!
58:32 * Lwaxana pats couleurs on the head
59:19 <couleurs> Rape!!!!!!!!!
00:07 <TheRon> no means no
00:13 <clubsamwich> ahh laxarna pronunciation
00:44 <clubsamwich> maybe it's the Yosemite upgrade ...fucking apple
01:46 <Lwaxana> go SCHOOL SPECTACULAR
02:23 <TheRon> a bottle of white, a bottle of red, perhaps a bottle of roset instead
03:23 <clubsamwich> fucking brain
03:51 <clubsamwich> Lwaxana, i'm not a trekkie, clearly, it's a cool name and i dig the spelling
04:07 <Lwaxana> oh well
04:30 <Lwaxana> I like the song ..Great Southern Land
04:53 <TheRon> the anti dote to down under by men at work
05:03 <couleurs> i'm Great
05:22 <Lwaxana> not
05:28 <Pieter> not as great as i
05:34 * Pieter flexes
05:44 <TheRon> i am the great TheRon
07:23 <clubsamwich> Wookie!!!!
08:51 Quit: Mew ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
10:49 <Lumeah2> ?
11:13 <Lumeah2> Music TheRon
11:20 <Lumeah2> Ta.
13:36 <TheRon> take a look at my girlfriend she's the only one i got
14:02 <TheRon> could we have kippers for breakfast mummy dear mummy dear
14:06 <couleurs> pics
14:53 <TheRon> no
15:12 <couleurs> ok :(
16:08 Quit: Loof ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
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17:18 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv3RgbA2UTo
17:22 <couleurs> Good Song !
17:22 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TV On The Radio - Happy Idiot (Official Lyric Video) (Sep 2, 2014) 3:02 - Category: Music - 595,068 views - 4,267 likes (97.8%), 97 dislikes (2.2%)
17:28 * clubsamwich pats Pieter on the back like an old friend but not really an old friend to him so little awks
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18:24 <TheRon> iIt's a song of the heart A race in the wind A light in the dark That's freedom It's a reason to live And after the rain Rekindle the spark Let freedom ring
19:52 <TheRon> THAT'S FREEDOM!
20:39 <Lumeah2> Lol
21:22 <TheRon> wake up maggie i think i got something to say to you.....
22:16 <Lumeah2> From the mountains to the valley from the ocean to the ally from the highway to the river from emotion..
22:37 <TheRon> took a while but you got there
22:37 <Lumeah2> Ahy change da song!
22:54 <Lumeah2> Phh take all day. Thanks
22:58 <TheRon> i like rod stewart
23:20 <TheRon> maggie may is one of the best
25:56 <TheRon> Lumeah2: ratcat - that aint bad?
28:36 Nick: matrix[a] is now known as matrix
28:36 <clubsamwich> sorry Lwaxana, you answered my question about what do and i never said anyback
28:47 <clubsamwich> that's cool, you teach, what do you teach?
29:03 Nick: DragonMaster is now known as DragonM|A
31:13 Quit: TheRon ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
31:33 <Nikky`> I want a pic of couleurs
35:57 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/MQd1YBz.jpg
35:58 <couleurs> me
36:43 <Nikky`> Its that hat that turns me on.. suits you
36:50 Join: StrykerX ([email protected]) to #melbourne
37:16 <Nikky`> Speaking of turning me on - hi StrykerX
37:19 <clubsamwich> Nikky`:
37:24 <Nikky`> clubsamwich :o)
37:32 <clubsamwich> :)
38:36 <Nikky`> How are you
41:27 <couleurs> thank u Nikky`
41:59 <clubsamwich> how you looking tonight, Nikky`?
42:22 <Nikky`> I'm looking rested
42:26 <StrykerX> Hi Nikky ;)
42:30 <StrykerX> How you doin sweetcheeks?
42:37 <Nikky`> I be doing fantastically, you?
42:48 <StrykerX> Just wonderful
42:52 <StrykerX> Relaxing at last.
43:11 <Nikky`> Got to love relaxing
43:30 * clubsamwich fans Nikky` with a palm frond
43:32 <Shadowgate> Nikky be funny lol
43:43 <StrykerX> Yup
43:44 <Nikky`> Thank you clubsamwich.. it is a little warm
43:48 <StrykerX> Shadowgate is cool lol
43:55 <StrykerX> I wanna skip down the street with him
43:58 <StrykerX> :')
43:59 <clubsamwich> Shadowgate is radical lol
44:05 <Shadowgate> lol
44:06 <Nikky`> Holding hands I hope
44:17 <Nikky`> Its not skipping if you are not holding hands
44:18 <StrykerX> Yes
44:26 <clubsamwich> holding hands with the fingers interlocked i suspect
44:32 <StrykerX> :')
44:43 <clubsamwich> it's the best way to hold hands
45:08 <clubsamwich> frankly i find the finger locking uncomfortable
45:15 <clubsamwich> but for humours sake
45:21 <couleurs> Shadowgate is only a bit funny...
45:25 <clubsamwich> it's also a bit much'
45:38 Quit: bee_girl ([email protected]) Quit: mingling!
45:38 <clubsamwich> Shadowgate is funny and nothing more
45:57 <Nikky`> Shadowgate is a weird one but in a good way
46:18 <clubsamwich> Nikky` is a short one in a tall way
46:26 <StrykerX> Hi christopher
46:30 <clubsamwich> Hi christopher
46:31 <Nikky`> hehe I am short
46:52 <Nikky`> short but cute *nods*
47:32 Part: clubsamwich ([email protected]) from #melbourne
47:34 <Nikky`> Hmm nearly 8pm.. might want to consider dinner soon
52:30 <christopher> hi
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00:51 <Nikky`> Hey Rak :o)
01:09 <Rak> heya Nikky`:)
02:11 <Nikky`> How are you
03:23 <Nikky`> That good eh? fantastic
04:33 <Rak> hahahaha
04:40 <Rak> yeh things have been good
04:48 <Rak> looking forward to the xmas break
04:54 <Rak> how have things been with you?
04:56 <Nikky`> saaaaame
05:16 Quit: frayedknot ([email protected]) Quit: This computer has gone to sleep
05:19 <Nikky`> My things have been okish..can't wait till my leave, going to work is a struggle now
05:48 <Rak> you doing anything for your break?
06:44 <Nikky`> Nah - just chillin and will help mum few days here n there
07:02 <Nikky`> I always have a to do list to get thru
11:21 <Rak> i will have nothing to do and it will bew great
12:17 Nick: matrix is now known as matrix[a]
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19:11 <StrykerX> The boy's finally asleep
19:16 <StrykerX> Me time! :D
20:03 <couleurs> yay
20:11 <Nikky`> I'm sure you get plenty of 'me' time
21:03 <couleurs> ;)
22:23 <Nikky`> ;o)
23:20 <Pieter> gotta find an awesome microusb speaker alarm clock dock inbuilt speakers n stereo out
23:41 <Pieter> find a sexy one my lil pawns !
23:57 * Pieter stomps
24:20 <couleurs> k
24:50 <StrykerX> ;)
24:57 <Pieter> !
25:35 <StrykerX> Me time happens when he goes back to his mothers. ;)
26:03 <Nikky`> And then you make up for lost time eh?
26:11 <StrykerX> Fuckin oath
26:35 <StrykerX> You should know ;)
26:43 <Nikky`> I do but was trying to keep that on the down low
26:47 <Nikky`> Like we discussed
26:48 <Nikky`> gosh
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27:02 <StrykerX> Oh.. Sorry
27:16 <Nikky`> You should be sorry
28:30 <StrykerX> You'll spank me again? ;D
28:44 <Nikky`> Yes - now bend over
29:00 * StrykerX like's where this is going
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29:04 * StrykerX bends
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29:35 <Nikky`> You might not like where something is going
29:36 <Nikky`> hehe
30:50 <ooomp> I like where Nikky` goes ;)
31:18 <Nikky`> I like going there on ooomp tho
31:21 <Nikky`> love love love
31:46 <StrykerX> Ew.
31:57 <StrykerX> Greens are calling a victory on the seat of Melbourne
31:58 <StrykerX> :/
32:09 <StrykerX> How dumb can people be?
32:23 <ooomp> <3
32:41 <ooomp> Nikky` not the greens
32:47 <Nikky`> <3
32:51 <Nikky`> I knew who it was for
34:10 <StrykerX> lol
34:17 <StrykerX> I hope so
34:28 <Nikky`> I know all *taps nose*
34:37 <ooomp> I wanted to make my love abundantly obvious
34:42 <ooomp> :)
35:57 Join: Sunbeam ([email protected]) to #melbourne
36:05 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
36:10 <Nikky`> Hey Sunbeam
36:18 <Nikky`> And that makes me happy ooomp
36:19 <Sunbeam> hi Nikky` :)
37:12 <ooomp> Anything for you babe
37:24 <Sunbeam> hi ooomp :)
37:26 <StrykerX> christopher, how are those voices mate?
37:51 <christopher> i dont hear voices
37:59 <Sunbeam> hi StrykerX :)
38:04 <Sunbeam> hi christopher :)
38:07 <StrykerX> Howdy Sunbeam
38:08 <christopher> hi Sunbeam
38:16 <Sunbeam> nothing wrong with hearing voices lol
38:20 <StrykerX> Facebook rules, christopher. :)
38:34 <TokenDaRing> christopher
38:36 <christopher> why do u say that StrykerX
38:45 <TokenDaRing> I'm the woman who plots against you
38:46 <TokenDaRing> it's me
39:04 <christopher> ok TokenDaRing
39:10 <christopher> thanx for doing so
39:20 <StrykerX> christopher ;)
39:27 <christopher> now can we fuck TokenDaRing
39:31 <StrykerX> You've got me on FB christopher
39:34 <StrykerX> Don't forget son.
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39:39 <TokenDaRing> you want to sleep with me?
39:40 <christopher> i do StrykerX
39:46 <christopher> ?
39:49 <StrykerX> Yup
39:53 <StrykerX> Guess who ;)
40:03 <christopher> i have no idea
40:10 <StrykerX> Go thru your list
40:15 <StrykerX> I'm on there with my friend
40:18 <StrykerX> She likes you.
42:02 <StrykerX> Colin's my name, playing's my game. :)
42:16 <christopher> um that doesnt narrow it down
42:43 <StrykerX> Look at your friend list.
42:46 <StrykerX> :D
43:00 <StrykerX> Not saying my last name on IRC.
43:16 <christopher> um
43:28 <christopher> i got few ppl with 2 ppl in photo
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45:01 * Nikky` chuckles
45:06 <Sunbeam> hi frayedknot :)
45:38 <xm> Nikky`, got man?
45:48 <Nikky`> TokenDaRing I got my nap - in case you were worried I didn't, after I announced I was tired earlier
45:54 <Nikky`> Yes xm.. YESSSSSSSSS
46:10 <xm> really????????????????????
46:10 <frayedknot> hey Sunbeam, how's life in the UK?
46:13 <xm> tell me more tell me more
46:20 <xm> did you get very far?
46:25 <Nikky`> we did
46:36 <Sunbeam> bit dull an dreary here atm ...the weather that is
47:08 Quit: TheDarkTruth ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
47:59 <TokenDaRing> christopher
48:05 <TokenDaRing> how did you get the police to bring you drugs?
48:32 <xm> Nikky`, did you accidentally blurt out my name? i know i still have a place in your heart
50:12 <Nikky`> It was never an accident hon
50:29 <xm> i nearly had an accident then reading that babes
51:52 <Nikky`> Awesome
52:49 <xm> oh yeah i made an austnet blog
52:58 <xm> i made it by accident
53:04 <xm> not sure if i mentioned you anywhere
53:05 <xm> ill checlk
53:48 <xm> https://breakingban.wordpress.com/pawnbra-challenge-calendar/
53:50 <xm> oh yeah you are
53:52 <Nikky`> I hope you did
54:13 <xm> just a little semi-retirement gift before i semi-retire from good old austnet
54:37 <couleurs> hi Sumbean
54:45 <StrykerX> :>
54:52 <couleurs> me 2
54:55 <Sunbeam> hi colours :)
55:16 <Sunbeam> Sumbean doesn't beep or highlight ...almost missed your hi
55:49 <xm> Meanbus
55:55 <Sunbeam> mx
56:01 <xm> Namebus
56:10 <couleurs> hi xm nice 2 c u
56:16 <xm> hello coolaids
56:23 <Sunbeam> 2c u ..nice
56:31 <amsy> lmao
56:46 <Sunbeam> hi amsy :)
56:59 <couleurs> missed u 2 Sumbean btw *blush*
57:01 <amsy> hello
57:15 <Pieter> mrbean
57:25 <amsy> no
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57:34 <Pieter> oh yes
57:35 <couleurs> Shut Up, Pieter
57:41 <Pieter> Rar
57:42 <Doodle> go neck yourself Pieter
57:47 <Doodle> do us all a favour
57:49 <amsy> roodles
57:56 <Doodle> amsypoos
58:06 <Nikky`> Hmm not sure I like that xm :/
58:06 <Nikky`> Doodledooo <3
58:06 <Doodle> Nikkypoos <3
58:08 <Sunbeam> ditto Colours
58:10 <Sunbeam> ;)
58:27 <Doodle> i hope he has gone to make a noose
58:27 <Sunbeam> hi Pieter Doodle :)
58:33 <Doodle> hai Sunbeam
58:57 <StrykerX> Oh, you haven't OD'd yet Pieter?
59:46 <xm> Pieter, do you sometimes feel like that main character from Limitless?
59:58 <Doodle> i like the japanese version better
00:02 <Doodle> Rimitress
00:07 <StrykerX> lol
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00:10 <StrykerX> Hello Doodle
00:15 <Doodle> sup kneegrow
00:34 <StrykerX> Ya mum.
00:35 <StrykerX> U?
00:40 * ooomp molests Doodle
00:45 <Doodle> re0000000000000000000w
00:58 <mrwuf> I had a ingrown hair on my doodle the other day
01:00 * Doodle doesn't report it to the authorities
01:16 <Doodle> mrwuf
01:19 <ooomp> Its in celebration for the incoming Andrews government
01:19 <Doodle> that was your doodle
01:35 <Doodle> eh politics
01:37 <Doodle> i didnt vote
01:40 <Pieter> wtf are you doing growing hair ON your dick ?
01:47 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
01:54 <TokenDaRing> even Pieter thinks mrwuf is retarded
01:55 <TokenDaRing> that says something
02:13 <Pieter> I think youre far more retarded than him
02:27 <TokenDaRing> coming from you
02:28 <TokenDaRing> that means a lot
02:31 <Pieter> yes
02:32 <Pieter> coming from me
02:34 <xm> http://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/drugs-worth-15-billion-taken-off-the-streets-making-it-the-second-largest-drug-bust-in-australian-history/story-fnii5s3x-1227139129100
02:40 <TokenDaRing> how is being impotent working for you, Pieter?
02:42 <StrykerX> xm, Pieter is devo
02:43 <TokenDaRing> or rather, not working
02:44 <xm> some pissed off people right there ;)
02:47 <StrykerX> That was a weeks supply for him.
02:49 <ooomp> I voted informally
02:53 <Pieter> dunno , ill let ya know when i get a complaint
03:06 * StrykerX offers Pieter some little blue pills
03:07 <TokenDaRing> Pieter you'd have to have someone else involved to complain first
03:09 <StrykerX> :')
03:11 <mrwuf> ya someones losing a little finger
03:30 <Pieter> yeh righto im also a virgin
03:44 <TokenDaRing> lol
03:45 <Pieter> idiocracy
03:56 <Pieter> uhhhhh shut up
03:58 <mrwuf> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yubitsume
04:19 <TokenDaRing> mrwuf you know alot about Japanese culture>
04:25 <StrykerX> Pieter is getting angry.
04:28 <Doodle> lol
04:33 * StrykerX withdraws offer of blue pills
04:33 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: he hasn't had his hit today
04:40 <TokenDaRing> that bust is going to really hurt him hard
04:41 <Doodle> i think for $15b of drugs they would be losing more than a little finger
04:45 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, of course not. It was seized by the AFP.
05:00 <StrykerX> Doodle, it's $1.5 billion
05:05 <Doodle> still
05:06 <StrykerX> There's no dot cause it's the URL.
05:19 <StrykerX> Someone's going to be cut up piece by piece alive.
05:23 <Doodle> yup
05:36 <Doodle> and fed to people at nobu
05:59 <Nikky`> nom nom
06:02 <StrykerX> Yup
06:04 Quit: mr_ducati ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
06:14 * Doodle feeds himself to Nikky`
06:29 * Nikky` eats on Doodle
06:35 <StrykerX> -on
06:37 * couleurs np: Theme Sang-_-Dawson Creek.mp3
06:40 <Doodle> dont forget to pit out the hair
06:42 <Doodle> spit
06:53 * Sunbeam closes her innocent eyes
06:53 <Nikky`> lol
06:53 <Doodle> lol couleurs
06:53 <StrykerX> Innocent?
07:04 <StrykerX> lolol
07:04 <Nikky`> No.. I want to eat on his Doodle StrykerX.. not eat it
07:04 <Nikky`> :P
07:08 <amsy> i dont wanna wait!
07:11 <StrykerX> Oh
07:12 <Doodle> lolol
07:16 <Doodle> trust you amsy
07:21 <Sunbeam> thought we were playing ... "let's pretend" lol
07:26 <ooomp> Doodle needs to trim
07:31 <Doodle> i bloody well do not
07:46 <ooomp> You're a gorilla
07:52 <Doodle> asiffffff
08:06 <Doodle> only in sexual stamina
08:15 <Nikky`> lol
08:20 <Doodle> ok thats a lie
08:35 <ooomp> Indeed
08:41 <ooomp> You tell lies
08:56 <Doodle> only white lies
09:00 <Doodle> the good kind
09:17 <StrykerX> Doodle, do you need little blue pills?
09:21 <Doodle> like when some ugly bint at work asks your opinion on what she is wearing and you say she looks nice
09:29 <Doodle> but really she looks like a condom full of walnuts
09:41 <Doodle> lol no StrykerX
09:43 <Doodle> not yet
09:47 <StrykerX> Poor Pieter
09:50 <StrykerX> Only one here who needs it.
10:03 <Nikky`> Work? you be working again Doodle?
10:04 <ooomp> Horrible
10:12 <Doodle> back on monday Nikky`
10:19 <Nikky`> Same place as before?
10:22 <StrykerX> What is love...
10:22 <Doodle> yeah
10:25 <StrykerX> Baby don't hurt me...
10:25 <Nikky`> ooh cool
10:27 <Doodle> @mp3 Haddaway - What Is Love.mp3 (4.14MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:31)
10:29 <StrykerX> Don't hurt me...
10:32 <StrykerX> No moreeeee
10:35 <StrykerX> Doodle <3
10:38 * Doodle headbutts the car window
10:40 <Nikky`> And btw.. I did look nice in that outfit :P
10:40 <Doodle> D:
10:50 <Doodle> lol shut up Nikky`
10:54 <Nikky`> haha make me
10:57 <StrykerX> Outfit? Your birthday suit? :P
11:01 <Doodle> i have gaffa tape
11:09 <Nikky`> god no, don't look good in that
11:20 <StrykerX> Haha
11:21 <Doodle> i'll be the judge of that
11:23 <Doodle> send pics
11:28 <StrykerX> You look great in it
11:30 <StrykerX> I mean...
11:36 <StrykerX> I'd imagine you look great in it.
11:38 <Doodle> i bet she looks better in gaffa tape
11:49 <Doodle> oh wait did i type that
12:11 <Nikky`> errr
12:16 * Nikky` backs away
12:23 <StrykerX> lolol
12:25 <Doodle> oh come on its only kinky the first time
13:07 <Doodle> i bet ooomp would be up for a bit of gaffa action
13:14 <TokenDaRing> poor Dennis Naptine
13:16 <TokenDaRing> Naptime*
13:25 <ooomp> I wouldn't.
13:32 <Doodle> handcuffs?
13:38 <StrykerX> Naptime is off for a Nap time.
13:46 <ooomp> Nope
13:49 <Doodle> boooo
13:54 * Doodle puts them back
14:03 <ooomp> Just straight up vanilla ice cream thanks
14:26 <Doodle> well
14:31 <Doodle> ok deal c u soon
14:40 * ooomp prepares 
15:01 <Doodle> what are you preparing
15:36 <ooomp> My spoon
15:44 <Doodle> oh right
15:47 <Doodle> i knew that..
15:47 * ooomp waves her spoon
16:02 <StrykerX> I wonder what spoon is code for?
16:07 <Doodle> i hope vagina
16:13 <ooomp> Dildo
16:15 <StrykerX> Could be penis
16:17 <StrykerX> Being IRC and all.
16:18 <Doodle> oh lawd
16:21 <ooomp> Its to be used on Doodle
16:24 <StrykerX> Oh
16:24 <couleurs> u guys r funy
16:28 <Doodle> no thx
16:28 <StrykerX> He'll be in heaven.
16:35 <Doodle> @mp3 Julian Lennon - Now You're In Heaven.mp3 (8.4MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:10)
16:56 <ooomp> Um Doodle
17:01 <christopher> fucken liars
17:04 <Doodle> ooomp
17:06 <christopher> enough said
17:17 <Doodle> ok chris enough said now stfu
17:19 <StrykerX> christopher, those voices back mate?
17:19 <ooomp> Where is this ice cream you promised me
17:25 <christopher> keep ya shit to yaself
17:27 <Pieter> fuckin schozphrenics
17:28 <Doodle> its in my pants ooomp
17:36 <Nikky`> brb
17:38 <Doodle> could be melted
17:50 <ooomp> :(
18:07 <StrykerX> Dw, he'll lick it off.
18:15 <Doodle> myself?
18:21 <Doodle> if i could rwach i wouldnt need ooomp
18:23 <Doodle> *reach
18:31 <ooomp> Pilates
18:35 * thestig slaps Doodle around a bit with a large trout
18:36 <Doodle> i already do pilates
18:39 <ooomp> Improve your flexibility
18:41 <StrykerX> Oh
18:43 <Doodle> but not suck your own dick pilates
18:44 <StrykerX> I ment she
18:53 * Doodle slaps thestig around a bit with a large trout
18:57 <Doodle> OH DEER
19:03 <xm> am i a bad person for laughing at how someone died from a new party drug 'wizard'? he died from running into trees and power poles
19:06 <thestig> lololol OH DEER
19:11 <Doodle> hahaha
19:13 <ooomp> Would you though Doodle?
19:13 <Doodle> fuckin yanks
19:17 <Doodle> would i what
19:21 <Doodle> oh
19:22 <Doodle> prbably
19:27 <thestig> haha they are all wankers
19:46 <ooomp> Doodle wants to suck dick :o
19:47 <Doodle> dur wuts the best exhaust durrr
19:54 <ooomp> Gayy
19:58 <ooomp> :P
20:03 <Doodle> you'd watch
20:05 * StrykerX unzips
20:09 <ooomp> Totally
20:12 <Doodle> gross dude
20:17 * ooomp films
20:23 * Sunbeam blinks
20:25 <Doodle> is it cold where you are StrykerX
20:28 Quit: Rak ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
20:33 <Sunbeam> shrinkage?
21:01 <StrykerX> It's artic here
21:06 <StrykerX> And I'm still like this..
21:08 <Sunbeam> where are you?
21:09 * StrykerX thrusts
21:11 <Doodle> arcdick
21:20 <StrykerX> Oh gawd, I sound like Pieter
21:23 * StrykerX necks himself
21:24 <Doodle> haha
21:29 <Doodle> if only
21:39 <StrykerX> lolol
21:52 <TokenDaRing> the only thing stopping Pieter necking himself is a lack of rope
21:58 <TokenDaRing> would someone kindly donate to him?
22:01 <ooomp> <--- hungry
22:09 <StrykerX> He had to sell it for a hit
22:11 <Doodle> @mp3 The Bloodhound Gang - Yummy Down on This.mp3 (8.73MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:32)
22:14 * Doodle coughs
22:22 <Nikky`> Back
22:27 <Doodle> wb
22:34 <ooomp> Thank God
22:46 <ooomp> Nikky`, Doodle is being rude
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22:51 <Doodle> am not
23:02 <Picard> well fuck me, god help victoria
23:09 <Nikky`> When isn't he tho
23:14 <Doodle> :o
23:16 <ooomp> This is true
23:25 <Doodle> as if
23:28 <Doodle> i'm fucking lovely
23:32 <ooomp> What's wrong Picard, Labor doesn't float your boat?
23:48 <StrykerX> Hello Picard
24:00 <ooomp> You're fucking something Doodle
24:02 <Nikky`> I'd fuck your lovely Doodle
24:07 <Doodle> lolol
24:18 <Doodle> i'm not fucking anything
24:25 <Picard> ooomp labor are a bunch of union fuckwhits
24:36 <Nikky`> lol
24:50 <thestig> doodle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UMIjAfLsrc
24:54 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Formula 1 - 2001 - Austria - Juan Pablo Montoya - Goats on the track (Aug 17, 2009) 0:25 - Category: span class="yt-uix-simple-thumb-wrap yt-uix-simple-thumb-related" data-vid="hpBB7JabaOg" - 11,241 views - 41 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
25:01 <ooomp> Naww Picard
25:05 <ooomp> It'll be fine
25:07 <StrykerX> I just hope they don't hand over power of the fire services to the unions.
25:23 <Doodle> LOL thestig
25:24 <StrykerX> It'll leave us royally fucked come fire season.
25:26 <Doodle> OH DEER
25:26 <ooomp> We will just plunge further into oblivion
25:28 <xm> unions are one of the most corrupt institutions in Australia
25:39 <Doodle> StrykerX they wont do that
25:43 <ooomp> Behind Churches, xm
25:47 <StrykerX> They've suggested it already, Doodle
25:51 <Picard> ooomp give it 2 years and we will be billions in debt
25:52 <Doodle> it wont happen
25:54 <StrykerX> Last week.
25:55 <thestig>  OHHH DEEER
25:57 <StrykerX> I hope not.
25:58 <xm> ooomp, the Vatican is the third largest organisation in the world in terms of money
25:59 <thestig> hi picard
26:02 Part: christopher ([email protected]) from #melbourne
26:03 <Doodle> me too cos i will be out of a job
26:10 <Picard> thestig
26:12 <xm> yet they talk about social injustice
26:23 <StrykerX> I saw that actually, xm.
26:24 <ooomp> Hypocrites everywhere
26:27 <Picard> StrykerX how old are u?
26:27 <Doodle> also politics talk kills my boner
26:35 <Doodle> plus someone is here bblzzz
26:39 <StrykerX> Catholic church reckons wealth should be evenly distributed.
26:45 <xm> yes, but that doesnt mean religion is inherently bad. just the organisations
26:50 <Picard> StrykerX thats a lie
27:09 <StrykerX> Picard, I'm 12.
27:10 <StrykerX> U?
27:16 <Picard> when i last went to church i took a $50 of the collection plate and they called the cops
27:23 <xm> lol
27:27 <xm> bet you did
27:34 <couleurs> lol
27:34 <Picard> they dont share the wealth
27:42 <ooomp> Going straight to hell
27:51 <xm> i think the funniest/most akward thing ive seen is someone give a 10 and ask for a $5 in return
28:07 <xm> awkward*
28:17 <couleurs> $5 subway deal day m8
28:19 <Picard> lol
28:24 <couleurs> git ur sub on
28:41 <xm> couleurs, and he came back to give it to the priest who then miraculously multiplied it by 1000
28:48 <xm> it was a tuna sandwich
28:56 <xm> not just 6", but footlongs too
29:04 <couleurs> SaMUrAi_TuNa_ZiTz
29:16 <TokenDaRing> Picard
29:31 <Picard> TokenDaRing
30:21 <xm> SUBWAY
30:56 <amsy> eat not so fresh!!!!
32:03 <Pieter> ya know those holes at the bottom of the buns @ maccas
32:10 <Pieter> its where they picked out the mold
32:12 <Pieter> mould
32:16 <Pieter> something
32:22 <Pieter> THE GREEN SHIT
32:22 <xm> im gonna sell the secret reciple for SUBWAY works unless they pay me $1.5 billion
32:42 Quit: ooomp ([email protected]) Quit: meh
33:03 <StrykerX> Pieter, not into green mate?
33:05 <couleurs> you're green shit Pieter hahahah walked rite into that 1
34:12 <Nikky`> Ha Ha Ha
35:46 * StrykerX touches Nikky` 
36:01 <Nikky`> Moooooooore
36:49 <TokenDaRing> Picard
36:53 <TokenDaRing> THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
36:54 <xm> hello im hungry
36:57 * StrykerX touches Nikky` more ;)
37:01 <xm> i would like sandwich for real
37:11 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Quit: food
37:15 <couleurs> me 2
37:18 <Nikky`> Why thank you StrykerX
37:20 <couleurs> no wait i had 1
37:25 <StrykerX> Most welcome.
37:31 <couleurs> crasy smile cow chease amsy !!!!!!!
37:55 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moX3z2RJAV8
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: There Are Four Lights (Mar 12, 2007) 1:01 - Category: Entertainment - views - 331 likes (97.9%), 7 dislikes (2.1%)
38:00 <StrykerX> Crazy*
38:07 <StrykerX> Cheese*
38:17 <couleurs> i no
38:22 <couleurs> big ole brains
38:24 <StrykerX> Know*
38:27 <couleurs> dinosaur brains
39:16 <couleurs> knock knock who's there sex
41:49 <frayedknot> sex who?
41:55 <couleurs> peas
42:01 <frayedknot> sex peas?
42:07 <frayedknot> are you from new zealand?
42:19 <couleurs> yus
42:34 <couleurs> nog nog who's their
42:35 <couleurs> PEAS
42:39 <frayedknot> peas who?
42:56 <couleurs> knock knock trick or treat sex
43:11 <Nikky`> Okie Dokie - think its been fun but time to watch some tv n sleep xx
43:15 Quit: Nikky` ([email protected]) Quit:
43:44 <couleurs> who's up 4 sum lil bit o Fi Fa
44:45 <Pieter> not yet
44:58 <StrykerX> His dealer almost there, couleurs
45:02 <StrykerX> Give him 30 min
45:17 <couleurs> Stupid Pieter
45:26 <Pieter> ignore him
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47:09 <TokenDaRing> Pieter still seems cranky
47:16 <TokenDaRing> must be the withdrawls
47:20 <TokenDaRing> getting the shakes bad I suppose
47:42 <christopher> why do ppl have to talk about ppl they dont know they have just seen text
47:49 <StrykerX> His dealer almost there, TokenDaRing
47:51 <StrykerX> Give him 30 min
47:59 Quit: Shadowgate ([email protected]) Quit:
48:16 <StrykerX> Don't worry christopher, those voices will fade soon.
48:38 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: the woman keeps haunting him
48:44 <TokenDaRing> the woman he spoke to while he was on shrooms for three months
48:57 <StrykerX> Oh no. :(
51:12 <christopher> u guys are worse than techno always repeat
51:27 <christopher> and grow up
51:29 <StrykerX> Wonder why so many junkies come on here.
51:33 <christopher> find a new hobby
52:31 <Picard> what a race
52:32 <TokenDaRing> We don't exactly dedicate our days to you, christopher
52:35 <TokenDaRing> if that's what you think
52:36 <TokenDaRing> Picard
52:39 <TokenDaRing> THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS
52:54 <christopher> giving ppl shit doesnt mean you are smart
53:07 <TokenDaRing> no one said it does
53:07 <christopher> means u have small mind
53:20 <christopher> why do it
53:26 <Picard> TokenDaRing how are u son?
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53:33 <TokenDaRing> I'm good
53:34 <TokenDaRing> still alive
53:43 <Picard> well thats good
53:48 <TokenDaRing> can't wait for my holidays next month
53:52 <StrykerX> When I first spoke to Picard on here, I thought he was a dick
53:58 <StrykerX> Now I've realised he is alright.
54:01 <Picard> 15 more days work and im off for a month
54:12 <StrykerX> Why? He works for his life posessions.
54:19 <StrykerX> Doesn't steal or trade them for a hit.
54:23 <Picard> thankyou StrykerX
54:32 <StrykerX> And, from what I hear, doesn't need pills to have a wank.
54:36 <TokenDaRing> yeah I'm off from the tenth of dec till the 19th of Jan
54:41 <couleurs> crasy sexy kool
55:16 <bee_girl> Ip6!!!!!!!!!!!!!
55:27 <StrykerX> IPv6*
55:32 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!
55:40 <StrykerX> Naptime is conceding
55:42 <TokenDaRing> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
55:47 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: rofl is he?
55:50 <StrykerX> Yup
55:53 <StrykerX> Channel 9, now.
56:30 <bee_girl> Don't correct me StrykerX
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56:52 * StrykerX strokes bee_girl 
56:56 <Picard> 19th to the 19th for me
57:19 <Picard> poor ole denis, first one term premier sinse 1955
57:23 <bee_girl> Not sure if stroking is good either
57:33 <StrykerX> I hope the govt changes the number plates
57:33 <TokenDaRing> Dennis Naptime
57:42 <StrykerX> Victoria, the union state.
57:43 <TokenDaRing> Napthine sounds like the name of a gas
57:57 <TokenDaRing> Napthine Gas: For when you don't take no for answer
58:00 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing, an offshoot of methane?
58:14 <TokenDaRing> "Lady, just have a whif of this huh?"
58:41 Quit: erlich ([email protected]) Connection closed
58:59 <StrykerX> Our seat was dominated by Labor.
59:04 <StrykerX> God knows why
59:15 <StrykerX> Actually, I get it
59:22 <StrykerX> Most are factory shitkickers
59:24 <StrykerX> Unions.
59:41 <StrykerX> Or on the dole.
00:26 <StrykerX> You know.. Watching Napthine on tv.. He has a huge mouth.
00:43 <Picard> lol
00:53 <Picard> lol StrykerX
01:22 <TokenDaRing> He looks like the kind of guy who's into adult baby play
01:28 <TokenDaRing> just like Alexander Downer
01:33 <Picard> like ballarat, high unemployment so they vote labor
01:35 <StrykerX> He does actually.
01:53 <StrykerX> Gonna go home.. "Alright honey, where's my nappy?"
02:38 <StrykerX> Is that his wife on the right?
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02:42 <Picard> yes
02:45 <StrykerX> Or a very cuddly staff member?
02:50 <StrykerX> Oh
03:12 <Picard> good bloke denis, he actually does a lot of caring for handicapped kids
03:50 <StrykerX> I can't believe the Greens held onto Melbourne
04:05 <StrykerX> Between them and Labor, the CBD will be no cars at all.
04:21 <Pieter> adam brant is awesome
04:25 <StrykerX> LOL.. Melton is Labor
04:28 <StrykerX> No surprise.
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04:36 <couleurs> i can't believe it's not green butter
04:38 <Pieter> he makes this area perfect
04:54 <Picard> StrykerX we can ride a bike
05:06 <Picard> we have a national member
05:08 <couleurs> i'm purrfect
05:08 <Pieter> you cant , your tyres pop
05:08 <Picard> 3rd term
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06:43 <Picard> bye bitch
07:09 <couleurs> agreed.
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10:58 <StrykerX> <Picard> StrykerX we can ride a bike << No good for me with my line of work.
11:02 <StrykerX> I need to be able to drive.
11:19 <Picard> same
11:25 <Picard> fucken greens
11:37 <Picard> this shorten cunt needs to get off my tv
11:44 <StrykerX> It's okay
11:44 <Picard> union scumbag
11:46 <couleurs> drive this 8========D
11:52 <StrykerX> Give it 6 months and the state will be fucked
11:57 <Picard> yes
12:02 <StrykerX> Watch the Labor supporters go quiet.
12:13 <Picard> the unions will be jumping for joy atm
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13:04 <beagle> i need your help !
13:06 <beagle> lemme call one of you
13:12 <beagle> i have a UV handheld light
13:18 <beagle> but i dont know how the fucking batteries go in lol
13:27 <beagle> aint seen it working yet
13:40 <couleurs> ok
13:40 <beagle> recharging the batteries but hay i dont know which way i thought ones i had would work :/
13:43 <Picard> this cunt is talking like he has won the election
13:52 <couleurs> my number is 000
14:01 <beagle> thats okay you talk like youre on drugs oh, wait, youre not pieter
14:03 <StrykerX> He's not even the leader of state Labor.
14:15 <beagle> oh not me being belittled this time ?
14:22 <beagle> wow , maybe i should go for prime minister
14:38 <StrykerX> I actually feel a little ill.
15:02 <Picard> beagle NO, bill shorten the parasite
15:20 <Picard> this andrews cunt has creeper eyes
15:28 <Picard> cunt looks half mad
15:35 <TokenDaRing> Politicians can't be trusted
15:39 Part: CLiNt- ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:45 <TokenDaRing> they're in it for themselves
15:45 <StrykerX> Of course not.
15:45 <TokenDaRing> not for anyone else
15:46 <StrykerX> Vote 1: StrykerX
15:46 <mrwuf> http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/state-politics/victorian-election-labor-poised-to-seize-government/story-fnqetyrp-1227139481979
15:48 <StrykerX> :'D
16:10 <StrykerX> One of the local independents is a muppet
16:14 <simba> http://youtu.be/gI8Gft90-wc good 1
16:18 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Burial - Lambeth (Nov 3, 2014) 3:29 - Category: Music - 91,326 views - 1,320 likes (99.2%), 10 dislikes (0.8%)
16:28 <bee_girl> 8its Saturday night people's don't talk politics
16:30 <StrykerX> Someone vandalized his sign, swastikas.. Hitler Mo... Polite cunt based message
16:32 <StrykerX> I felt so proud.
17:01 <TokenDaRing> we should draw a hitler tache on bee girl
17:37 <couleurs> i hate u guys
17:42 <bee_girl> Naw
17:45 <bee_girl> What's up
17:55 <StrykerX> bee_girl, he wants boobs.
17:58 <StrykerX> Hook a brother up.
18:09 <bee_girl> He's got boobs he can play with
18:14 <bee_girl> Is his mrs missing?
18:16 <StrykerX> There's something I don't like about Daniel Andrews
18:26 <StrykerX> He looks shady.
18:38 <Picard> no one does anything without a catch
18:59 <bee_girl> Picard that's a sad understanding
19:16 <Picard> StrykerX yes i agree, looks like one of those dodgy cunts who would rip his own mother off
20:01 <Picard> bee_girl its just how it is, sadly the majority of people dont do anything that doesnt have a direct benefit to themselves
20:07 <StrykerX> Is that his wife on the right?
20:13 <StrykerX> She looks considerably older.
20:14 <bee_girl> Majority perhaps
20:21 <couleurs> SLiM_SHaDy
20:26 <Picard> if the libs got in we were getting $220mill spent on out rail line to melbourne
20:46 <Picard> our*
20:48 <StrykerX> As long as they don't cancel East/West Link
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20:54 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Maurice
21:12 <Picard> he says he will, i dont think it will happen. a contract is a contract
21:13 * robot slaps Maurice around a bit with a large trout
21:18 <StrykerX> Cause, being on the road for work, getting from eastern subs to CBD/western subs is a cunt
21:20 <TokenDaRing> Picard: libs won't spend money on rail contracts
21:24 <StrykerX> Even outside peak.
21:24 <robot> i'll just put this fire over here, with the other fire.
21:24 <Picard> ambos gettting a payrise, who next?
21:25 <TokenDaRing> the future is roads, not rail!
21:30 * robot helps
21:35 <mrwuf> drink red bull n fly
21:45 <Picard> TokenDaRing they had made the commitment months ago
21:58 <StrykerX> Picard's train line is like the Flintstones..
22:04 <TokenDaRing> Picard: and they can just as easily put it on the backburner
22:07 <TokenDaRing> until people forget
22:12 <StrykerX> Everyone has to push start the train.
22:12 <TokenDaRing> its what happens in politics
22:23 <TokenDaRing> they can cancel the east-west link
22:32 <TokenDaRing> contracts can, and have, been cancelled by goverments before
22:35 <TokenDaRing> look at the NBN
22:39 <StrykerX> True
22:48 <TokenDaRing> LNP goverment completely shat over the previous contract for that
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23:10 <StrykerX> He wants to ease unemployment.. That's fine
23:20 <StrykerX> Stop the union thugs interfereing.
23:28 <StrykerX> Watch jobs become available.
24:07 <StrykerX> Election about uniions!
24:09 * StrykerX hurls
25:15 <couleurs> n b n !
25:22 <StrykerX> PS4!
25:28 <couleurs> give me my 10gbs!!!!!!
25:32 <Sunbeam> Colours
25:37 <StrykerX> lol
25:49 <couleurs> Sumbean
25:54 <Sunbeam> :)
26:15 <robot> no they didn't TokenDaRing
26:19 <robot> they can't cancel any contracts
26:38 <StrykerX> Actually they can, robot.
26:44 <StrykerX> But it'll lead to massive legal fees.
26:45 <robot> i'm saying they didn't
26:56 <robot> headdesk
27:06 <StrykerX> I can't watch this shit anymore.
27:09 * StrykerX turns off TV.
27:48 Quit: DemonsRun ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
28:14 <Picard> lol StrykerX
28:17 <Picard> im with u
29:19 <simba> me when you sign over half my forehead http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTAyNFg4MDk=/z/ttAAAOSw6EhUR9zY/$_57.JPG
29:50 <couleurs> cool beard
31:42 <simba> Cheers.
34:50 <christopher> ne1 not retarded or info gathering wanta chat
34:50 <couleurs> Chin Chin.
35:11 <couleurs> No.
35:14 <christopher> dam
35:28 <simba> im retarded and do nothing but gather information on everyone here - but i still hope youll chat with me
35:52 <christopher> fuck i hate drugs now
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36:11 <christopher> hate everything
36:48 <couleurs> me 2
37:31 <AB_De_Villiers> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
37:35 Quit: robot ([email protected]) Quit: <pop-d0g> you started it dickhead. now reap the whirlwind
38:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b AB_De_Villiers!*@*
38:47 Kick: AB_De_Villiers was kicked by ChanOP ((simba) nar)
38:50 Quit: bee_girl ([email protected]) Client exited
39:26 Quit: mrwuf ([email protected]) Client exited
40:35 Quit: StrykerX ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
41:21 <Picard> on that note im off to bed
41:25 Part: Picard ([email protected]) from #melbourne
42:14 <simba> eating prawn crackers
42:44 <couleurs> playing fifa
43:07 <simba> u mean smash bros
43:16 <simba> pick up a new 3ds xl
43:19 <simba> get in 2 the groove
43:45 <couleurs> EA Sport. It's in the groove.
44:05 <simba> leam neeson its in the sport
44:13 <couleurs> lol
44:28 <simba> liam neeson as jose mourinho
44:39 <simba> jim carrey as jurgen klopp
45:08 <simba> and david moyes played by steve carrell
45:15 <couleurs> just lost 4-3 against man city via arsenal from 3-0 down what a load of buulshiet fuck diss game
45:33 <couleurs> FiFa the Movie
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47:01 Quit: couleurs ([email protected]) Quit: k bye
48:10 <bee_girl> Can I quote u on that christopher
48:46 <bee_girl> What is happening ppls
49:55 <bee_girl> ....
50:18 <frayedknot> bee_girl
51:26 <simba> eating prawn crackers
51:30 <bee_girl> frayedknot:
51:36 <bee_girl> Prawn crackers hey
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53:47 <bee_girl> I'm restless
55:56 <thestig> lol
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08:26 Nick: Pete|A is now known as Pete
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12:12 Nick: BMW is now known as British^Meat
13:17 <beagle> http://kalicacing.salatiga.info/air-purifiers/travel-size-air-purifiers/portable-uv-sanitizer-hand-wand-ultra-violet-light-kill-bacteria-germ-sterilizer-blue.html
13:19 <beagle> i bought that
14:48 <TokenDaRing> are you going to use it on yourself?
15:33 Quit: ness ([email protected]) Quit:
16:39 <British^Meat> Why u no MK8?
23:27 Quit: milk ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
23:35 <British^Meat> simba jerk...
26:18 <beagle> you can use them on yourself
26:24 <beagle> but its written on it 'dont use it on yourself'
26:32 <beagle> 8 hours or longer and you get cancer it says.
26:36 <beagle> do you wanna try
26:40 <beagle> dont worry they are rechargables
27:08 <beagle> TokenDaRing i wanna use it on myself it would kill bugs on my skin if there is any
27:17 <beagle> people told me 'chad just shower or bath'
27:19 <beagle> well yep
27:20 <beagle> i do
27:26 <beagle> but that thing spose to kill bugs in half a second
27:30 <beagle> :))
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38:20 <simba> British^Meat u
38:36 Quit: superpositive ([email protected]) Z-Lined
39:07 <simba> y am i a jerk!!!!!!!
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39:21 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
39:44 <British^Meat> chu aint
39:47 <British^Meat> but regarde...
39:49 <British^Meat> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/10403435_10153352109208032_3387870400924143672_n.jpg?oh=fe79a7e2d22786ce6e38bb7c84e17711&oe=5513D008&__gda__=1427351281_aadf8deee133ce710b5855ce4c6e85e9
40:40 <simba> killa!!!!
40:43 <simba> i got teh marth
41:15 <British^Meat> noice
41:25 <British^Meat> EB sold out of all the cool ones hehe
41:26 Join: Jones ([email protected]) to #melbourne
41:29 <British^Meat> Big dubs had em allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
41:38 <British^Meat> figured the wife can get me a sammus for xmas
41:54 <simba> did they have multiple marths
42:06 <simba> heaps of stores got like 2 adaptors
42:10 <simba> so mentel
42:21 <British^Meat> yup they had a big display of em
42:40 <British^Meat> $58!!!
42:42 <British^Meat> freakin score
42:50 <British^Meat> plus two amiibos, all up $88
44:04 <simba> i need 2 find a place that stocks the mk bundle with the game disc and not the pre-installed
44:14 <simba> they phased that out i think
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49:24 <British^Meat> yer, i tink so too
49:33 <British^Meat> i only just noticed its coming pre-installed
49:44 <British^Meat> does that take away from the hdd space, or do u they give u more?
52:40 <simba> prob takes away
52:50 <simba> kogan has em
52:55 <simba> mite go k0g4n
53:07 <simba> doNkEy KOnG
53:18 <simba> i think i wanna get teh donkey kong before teh mario..
53:41 <simba> tropical freeze
54:25 <British^Meat> yer that'd be a goodun
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55:06 <British^Meat> !seen tooheys
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55:11 <simba> DemonsCum
55:15 <British^Meat> lol
55:18 <DemonsRun> Lion.
55:59 <druff> holy cimbal chimes
56:03 <druff> cymbal
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57:11 <TokenDaRing> DemonsRun: hi
57:21 <DemonsRun> Hi hi!
58:05 <DemonsRun> Sup?
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