// #eevblog — 2020-04-01
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00:21:22 <Lemon> hello mah bois
00:21:47 <K> quick, hide the clocks, it's him again
00:22:11 <Lemon> hehe :P
00:36:12 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: Totally NOT spam! https://t.co/DgzRfkW1hQ
00:40:48 <AndrevS> clocks?
00:41:21 * AndrevS stares as his code initialising the clocks
00:49:48 <rust_collector> Lemon the time lord
00:56:22 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: The world needs @alyankovic to cover this, desperately. https://t.co/n0rR6tzB9J
02:33:31 <rust_collector> is this thing on? *toc toc toc*
02:35:36 <K> u wot
02:36:42 <K> https://i.giphy.com/media/6zMMMQDQjjyrm/giphy.webp
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02:40:40 <Jim> Regarding the LCD as an ePaper display, couldn't the fact that the segments stay on is because of the very low current requirements of the LCD, and the high capacitance reserve on the Arduino and your development board supplying the necessary current to keep it going.
02:42:11 <Jim> It might stay goinf on the cahrge in the capacitors for a long time. Using a relatively high resistance as a bleeder across the power terminals to load the capacitors, and see if the segments turn off after a short time.
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02:54:49 <Ampera> who the fuck drops into IRC, says two paragraphs, and dips after 3 minutes
02:55:19 <coppice_> Ampera: Jim
03:09:38 <Ampera> fuck Jim, that beta cuck
03:11:46 <K> is Dave actually aware of the constant degulge of bullshit that flows here daily?
03:12:28 <Ampera> Dave isn't too keen on IRC as it's something he doesn't like giving attention to
03:12:51 <Ampera> but he didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday, he's been on the internet far longer than I've been alive.
03:14:27 <Ampera> that being said, the deluge of bullshit is primarily my fault as I have problems and deal with them by being stupid
03:21:47 <K> well, it's not that bad
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03:49:52 <Ampera> hi ThunderSqueak how are you
03:51:18 <ThunderSqueak> hey Ampera, I am doing ok
03:51:26 <Ampera> awesome
03:51:34 <ThunderSqueak> just relaxing after cleaning my gerbil's mess up that they made overnight
03:51:55 <ThunderSqueak> I had to improvise a cage for them since they got to fighting
03:52:18 <Ampera> Reminds me of the guinea pigs I used to have, years ago.
03:52:21 <Ampera> Kyle and Bob.
03:52:49 <Ampera> I'm incredibly stressed right now and am trying to calm the fuck down
03:54:38 <K> why are you stressed?
03:55:08 <Ampera> Have a lot of intense shit I need to do for work, and am having trouble processing it, along with being trapped in my house, and just being me
03:56:26 <K> uh.
03:58:30 <ThunderSqueak> hmm
04:02:34 <ThunderSqueak> https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/612493639301595141/694592265515040818/image0.png
04:02:57 <Ampera> saw that one while I was browsing xkcd earlier today :P
04:03:01 <Ampera> just wish the stupid virus would fuck off
04:03:32 <ThunderSqueak> same tbh, I am stuck at home right now, unable to look for work actively
04:03:59 <ThunderSqueak> at least I still have an income, even if it is not huge :/
04:04:06 <Ampera> I have work, but as said it's been a huge stress. Basically I got assigned as lead QA to an entire software project, and I'm also the only QA
04:04:15 <Ampera> and all of the current test cases we have are completely useless
04:04:25 <Ampera> and the product is completely undocumented
04:04:26 <ThunderSqueak> that is normal
04:04:38 <Ampera> and I've only been here maybe 6-7 weeks and have never done QA in my life
04:04:38 <ThunderSqueak> I used to do testing for disney interactive
04:04:50 <ThunderSqueak> people are creative in how they break things XD
04:04:59 <Ampera> and I have zero overwatch and nobody giving much of a shit about what I'm doing or how I'm doing it
04:05:14 <ThunderSqueak> sounds right :D
04:05:19 <ThunderSqueak> you are the expert after all :D
04:05:48 <Ampera> What's hilarious is I'm still technically an intern, just a very well paid, high responsibility intern
04:05:57 <ThunderSqueak> XD
04:06:01 <ThunderSqueak> yep :D
04:06:04 <ThunderSqueak> great isn't it :D
04:06:13 <ThunderSqueak> I miss working tbh
04:06:24 <Ampera> and this is very much a side project for pretty much everyone on the team except me, as I'm I think the only full timer on this project
04:06:46 <Ampera> I miss being able to go to the office, because then I was much less distracted, and I could put myself in a working mode
04:07:09 <Ampera> here, there's nobody to watch what I'm doing, nobody to get mad at me, and absolutely no immediate or even short term penalties for doing absolutely nothing
04:07:23 <Ampera> it's entirely too easy to spend half the day doing nothing but watching YouTube and waiting until I can just go to bed
04:07:50 <ThunderSqueak> I have worked from home for years now
04:08:06 <Ampera> and what's worse is I've been making excellent progress on everything and have came up with incredibly powerful and useful ideas and methodologies, so I can't even say I'm doing anything wrong
04:08:15 <ThunderSqueak> and I had to dedicate a room just for work, otherwise I did not get anything done
04:08:17 <Ampera> however much I am stressed and terrified I'm not doing a shit job
04:08:30 <Ampera> I work in the same room I sleep, eat, game, almost live
04:08:40 <ThunderSqueak> efficiency ?
04:08:47 <Ampera> lol
04:09:52 <Ampera> I am displeasingly used to having to do shit on my own and I'm not liking it more than ever.
04:21:05 <ThunderSqueak> https://twitter.com/PettyClegg/status/1244649528285855746?s=20
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04:32:17 <coppice_> I always do shit on my own. I wouldn't want to subject anyone else to the smell
04:59:17 <Lemon> finally home
05:04:46 <Ampera> Lemon, how are you doing friend?
05:31:06 <Lemon> ho well I was at the doctor's earlier to get my montly prescriptions, and nothing much ! you ?
05:31:20 <Ampera> Lemon, just calming down, trying to get work done
05:34:52 <Lemon> heh good ! I need to start writing the little program for my thermometer, I dont have the necessary parts to build it but I can take a random LDR to simulate it
05:50:18 <Lemon> hmmm I wonder if I can swap the atmega on an uno board with another one that looks the same
05:50:25 <Lemon> to use the board, to pogramm it
05:50:40 <Lemon> an atmega88-20pu
05:56:34 <Lemon> seems I can
06:10:10 <Lemon> hmmm so I have a bunch of unknown light dependant resistors, im measuring one in total darkness and it cease to rise, its already at 27Mohm
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11:22:11 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: Jesus H. Christ oil is practically free https://t.co/mHFQYORhIH
11:38:17 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: If you Yanks think the Fed buying up all these assets like a drunken sailor is a good thing because it's the government buying them, you might be surprised to learn the government doesn't own the Fed And the currency they are using is created out of thin air. Good luck.
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12:10:17 <ThunderSqueak> https://t.co/oZTuRsS5Yk?amp=1
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13:29:44 * T3sl4 hugs ThunderSqueak, hygenically of course
14:10:27 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: Wow, check out this huge resource of open source ventilator projects and their status: https://t.co/Qg0lIA2oLa
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15:10:55 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: Someone has been shedding https://t.co/yvm5wzG911
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16:48:38 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: One positive thing about this whole crisis, I don't have to worry that I've forgotten to pick up the kids from school.
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16:51:33 <hsn993> hello
16:51:33 <EEVBlog> Hello there, hsn993!
16:51:37 <hsn993> thanks
16:52:11 <T3sl4> hello
17:04:39 <steve30> hello
17:04:39 <EEVBlog> Hello there, steve30!
17:04:42 <steve30> :)
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18:09:11 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Retweet: Triple Eight Race Engineering: Innovation and adaptability are in our DNA. When RD suggested we turn our racing expertise to ventilators, we jumped at the opportunity to make a difference. Check out the emergency ventilator that the team at #TripleEight have designed and built from scratch in just 10 days 🙌 https://t.co/qqjRmfC9Jq
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18:28:28 <hsn993> hello there T3sl4
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18:34:44 <hsn993> https://snipboard.io/oTNdp1.jpg << guys im trying to configure apache to serve multiple dns on different document root but it seems it overriding the document root
18:35:35 <hsn993> so this conf ^ is overriding the original (/etc/httpd/conf/httpd.conf) which has document root (/var/http/html/) ..
18:35:50 <hsn993> but it should only override for specific (domain right) ?
18:35:59 <hsn993> but it should only override for specific (domain) right ?
18:47:28 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: EEVblog #1296 – Alkaline Battery Leakage Testing 2 – Electric Boogaloo https://t.co/SuZavIvWfA
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19:15:40 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: NEW EEVblog Video! eevBLAB #73 - Medtronics Open Ventilator + Others UPDATE https://t.co/8TtrtGPKyL
19:18:41 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: EEVblog #1297 – Turn an LCD into E-Paper! https://t.co/Tfko5MzHRp
20:22:09 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: Hoping that a problem I have will be better in the morning, and I don't have to go to that wretched hive of scum and covid: the doctors office. #NOTCOVID19 #EngageWhiteBloodCells
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20:54:04 <Lemon> hellooooo
20:54:09 <Lemon> got the gpsdoooooooooo
20:54:38 <Lemon> I thought it was lost, as the tracking was no longer working !
20:56:59 <Lemon> lets look at its guts !
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21:06:03 <hsn993> https://youtu.be/TltM74rNasM?t=838
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21:18:35 <K> hello
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21:22:31 <T3sl4> hey
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21:36:15 <hsn993> hello there, K, T3sl4!
21:37:02 <Lemon> hey hey
21:37:13 <hsn993> ,Lemon!
21:38:01 <Lemon> so the gpsdo I got is realitively recent !
21:38:26 <Lemon> its one of the latest if not the latest BG7TBL boards, and the OCXO is dated 1020, 10th week of 2020 if I'm right
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21:38:43 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: Would be great to get the opinion of @LawfulMasses @LegalEagleDJ @thevivafrei on this open ventilator license agreement. RT if you want them to see it. https://t.co/ZZJh4fBAr5
21:38:43 <Lemon> well, an old one would have been cool but I don't mind ! its the first one I got anyway :>
21:40:42 <Lemon> the frequency keep going down and stabilizing, its at 10.00000013Mhz right now on the HP5345
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21:58:46 <Lemon> gap is closing, 10.000 000 057 Mhz !
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22:13:18 <rust_collector> hey-ooo
22:13:53 <Lemon> hey rustyyy
22:13:59 <K> oh no, it's that ginger again
22:14:32 <rust_collector> I think lemons are properly yellow?
22:14:57 <K> rust is red-ish
22:14:59 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: How on earth have I just discovered that when you play back a Youtube video in full screen mode you can STILL scroll and see the comments?!
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22:15:19 <rust_collector> that depends, if you boil it, it turns black
22:15:55 <K> hrm
22:16:46 <Lemon> hey rust the gpsdo is home, finally !
22:16:54 <Lemon> https://imgur.com/a/bM3qXaW
22:16:56 <rust_collector> yeah, I know
22:16:56 <Lemon> heres the board
22:17:59 <rust_collector> ok. how about a different color? green is so normal?
22:18:07 <Lemon> the ocxo is pretty new, dating from mi-march 2020
22:18:16 <Lemon> the box is black ! :> which is good
22:18:31 <Lemon> it locks pretty fast, even with the antenna on my desk
22:18:36 <Lemon> 4-5 meters from the window
22:18:56 <rust_collector> yes, well, I sent a fairly new one, because that way I do not have to dig thru the old files, if you ask about anything
22:19:11 <Lemon> heh
22:19:40 <Lemon> now I need a second one
22:19:52 <Lemon> so I can use it as a ref for one of the counters, and measure the other :>
22:19:59 <rust_collector> yes, you should probably get a blue board one
22:20:06 <Lemon> because right now I have no idea who is wront, the hp counter or the gpsdo (I think the counter)
22:20:18 <Lemon> wrong
22:20:26 <rust_collector> better precision with blue
22:20:42 <Lemon> looks like the counter is off by 0.06hz or something
22:20:45 <Lemon> which is fine for what it is
22:21:13 <rust_collector> hmm. what kind of counter is it? is it a general purpose thing, or?
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22:21:46 <hsn993> 0.06Hz * 24 * 365 = 525Hz Lemon
22:21:54 <Lemon> an HP5345, its older than you ! its still a lovely beast, it can measure period, ratio, time intevals and frequencies up to 500Mhz
22:22:04 <hsn993> per year
22:22:17 <Lemon> well not really
22:22:20 <hsn993> xD
22:22:22 <Lemon> its off by 0.06Hz
22:22:24 <Lemon> and stays like that :>
22:22:34 <Lemon> it doesnt increment by 0.06 each day :P
22:22:52 <hsn993> so run if it was running for 0.06Hz for 1 year
22:22:56 <hsn993> how much total error ?
22:23:18 <Lemon> I dont get the question :>
22:23:33 <hsn993> if it was 1Hz .. then u get 0.94Hz
22:23:45 <Lemon> I will soon receive a counter with a higher resolution, 15 digits total
22:23:49 <Lemon> and use the gpsdo as its reference
22:23:53 <rust_collector> Hz is thing per second, isn't it, so it it is 0.06 things wrong per second
22:24:01 <Lemon> so the error on 10Mhz will be less than 0.0001hz or something :>
22:24:18 <Lemon> ha yeah !
22:24:24 <hsn993> u expect (3600 * 24 * 365) pulses per year but u got (3600*24*365*0.96)
22:24:32 <Lemon> well I can adjust it, when I'm sure its that offset
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22:24:47 <hsn993> do u want that lemon ? xD
22:25:03 <rust_collector> have you tried giving it a good boink on the lid?
22:25:07 <Lemon> heh no as I told you, once I'll use the gpsdo as a ref, it will be in parts per billion :P
22:25:24 <Lemon> even less
22:25:33 <Lemon> like in the 100th parts per trillion
22:25:36 <hsn993> :P thats the timy lemon i know
22:25:42 <hsn993> timy = timey ?
22:25:52 <Lemon> im quite happy it locks that well !
22:25:55 <rust_collector> timmy
22:25:59 <Lemon> now I just have to wait for the counter/distribution amp
22:26:12 <Lemon> the counter integrated in the siglent generator is quite bad
22:26:21 <Lemon> off by like, 6hz ?
22:26:46 <hsn993> depend on frequency?
22:26:50 <Lemon> ho and btw its off by 0.06hz, on 10Mhz ! so if I measure 1Hz for example
22:27:01 <Lemon> it will be off by 0.00000006hz :>
22:27:05 <hsn993> right
22:27:14 <rust_collector> no, it will be off by 0.06
22:27:14 <Lemon> and I was measuring 10Mhz, same thing
22:27:32 <Lemon> no ? :>
22:27:35 <hsn993> i was trolling around :P
22:27:37 <rust_collector> lol
22:27:51 <Lemon> we are measuring a 10 000 000Hz signal
22:27:56 <Lemon> which is off by 0.06Hz
22:27:57 <hsn993> 10MHz * 0.06 * 24 * 365
22:27:58 <rust_collector> no, you are
22:27:59 <hsn993> xD
22:28:10 <Lemon> that means if you measure a 1Hz signal, you add all those nice zeros
22:28:45 <hsn993> my screen doesnt support your trailing zeros lemon
22:28:51 <Lemon> but damn its so noisy
22:28:53 <Lemon> (the hp counter)
22:28:56 <rust_collector> I am just happy my mom in law went home, because she got wasted last night, and faceplanted into the bathroom wall. tripped down the stairs, and fell asleep
22:29:07 <Lemon> aww shit
22:29:12 <Lemon> is she ok ?
22:29:20 <rust_collector> yeah, probably
22:29:35 <rust_collector> not much worse than usual, I would think
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22:29:56 <hsn993> wasted = beer?
22:30:33 <rust_collector> beer/champagne/random drinks/wine
22:30:40 <hsn993> ah
22:30:44 <rust_collector> recipe for a great time
22:31:00 <hsn993> that hurts
22:31:04 <Lemon> add some benzos on top of that
22:31:13 <rust_collector> why?
22:31:30 <hsn993> tripping on stairs
22:31:32 <hsn993> hurt
22:31:45 <rust_collector> she is already useless... I doubt it can be worse than useless
22:32:10 <rust_collector> tripping down stairs is not ideal.
22:32:32 <Lemon> yeah not the best
22:32:46 <Lemon> also http://www.miles.io/TimePod_5330A_user_manual.pdf look at this thingie
22:32:48 <hsn993> my absolute maximum rating = 5 steps fall .. with side gaurd so i can rely on slowing down
22:32:54 <rust_collector> aaaaanyway. I took 3 trailer loads to the dump yesterday. that was nice
22:33:21 <hsn993> did u find me nixie tubes there?
22:34:04 <rust_collector> nixie tubes... I am not in soviet...officially anyway
22:34:14 <Lemon> specs are amazing
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22:34:29 <rust_collector> we may be the last soviet state, but. not in theory
22:34:35 <Lemon> adev in the 10e-15, 13+ digits per second, 17 digits of resolution total
22:34:46 <Lemon> jitter less than 100 femtoseconds
22:35:36 <rust_collector> I think I will put up a website, showing pics of a box, and some wires, and just type out a fuckload of numbers. Just for you, Lemon
22:35:45 <Lemon> yeahhhhh
22:35:55 <Lemon> dont forget the display with 50 zeroes
22:36:00 <Lemon> and a 1
22:36:11 <rust_collector> it is a rotating display
22:36:22 <Ampera> good morning
22:36:31 <rust_collector> moin moin
22:36:33 <Lemon> I think mamalala adjusted the hp counter in 2009, against a rb standard which was cal against a cesium standard
22:36:42 <Lemon> so it drifted 0.06hz in 10 years
22:36:44 <Lemon> thats not bad honestly
22:39:02 <rust_collector> less than I did
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22:45:12 <EEVBlog> New EEVBlog Tweet: This is extension math given to my 8yo in year 4. Woah, this is heavy. https://t.co/cKw8IiVr6w
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22:50:27 <rust_collector> I took 3 trailer loads of crap to the dump yesterday. I saved 2 small transformers, just because they were of the same type. I should probably do something with all these transformers some day
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22:50:49 <rust_collector> I am not sure where I got my transformer fetish
22:51:07 <Ampera> I have a really sick, disgusting fetish
22:51:15 <Ampera> it's where I sit alone at home and wish that someone loved me
22:51:28 <K> you freak
22:52:09 <Guest|92875> hello wonderful people :)
22:52:23 <rust_collector> hmm, you are similar to mom in law then, except she sits at home, next to her guy, and still wish someone loved her
22:52:42 <Ampera> lol
22:52:49 <rust_collector> hey, reasonably good quality person
22:54:10 <rust_collector> 92875... are you that guy from shimanovsk?
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22:54:31 <Guest|92875> i don't know what that is :(
22:54:44 <Guest|92875> i have a question though
22:54:47 <rust_collector> ok, I will take that as a probably not
22:54:52 <Ampera> not as nice of a number as 10538
22:55:15 <Ampera> now that was a beautiful overture
22:55:25 <Guest|92875> why is the Rigol mso5000 have is 8 Gsamples\s yet only 350mhz bandwidth
22:55:58 <Guest|92875> ignore the grammar :D
22:56:11 <rust_collector> is it hackable, or is there some other model, using the same device?
22:57:30 <Guest|92875> it's highest bandwidth is only 350mhz, for an 8gsa/s shouldn't it be something like 3ghz?
22:57:58 Quit: steve30 ([email protected]) Quit: <Baljem> steve30: by the way, I had the most bizarre dream the other day that someone came in here and seriously flipped their shit over your quit message and why aren't the ops /doing/ something about it
22:58:01 <Guest|92875> i don't have an oscilloscope, i am currently shopping :(
22:58:08 <rust_collector> maybe it splits that into 4(?) channels?
22:58:41 * Ampera thonks about sub-nyquist theorem
22:58:48 <rust_collector> maybe it is a leftover from a higher spec device, that they derated to 350mhz?
22:58:55 <rust_collector> I dunno?
22:59:11 <Guest|92875> it is just weird that no one talked about it
22:59:31 <rust_collector> meh, it is probably fine, for a rigol
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23:00:56 <rust_collector> I really have no idea. I just collect transformers, it seems.
23:01:15 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Ampera
23:01:24 <Guest|92875> hmm, what oscilloscope do you have?
23:01:24 <Ampera> had lost my hat
23:01:25 <K> investing in portable boat anchors, rust_collector
23:02:07 <rust_collector> me? eeh, ancient kikusui... boat anchor, yes
23:02:35 Mode: (by Ampera) +v EEVBlog
23:02:46 <rust_collector> hello, EEVBlog
23:03:06 <Ampera> eevblog don't care
23:03:23 <K> kikusui sounds like a finnish word
23:03:33 <rust_collector> Just trying to be nice... sorry
23:03:40 <Ampera> rust_collector, you should be
23:03:45 <Ampera> who the hell tries to be nice
23:03:47 <Ampera> weirdo
23:03:54 <rust_collector> I like being different
23:04:01 <Ampera> it's almost as bad as wanting to be loved and cared for
23:04:04 <Ampera> puh
23:04:11 <rust_collector> makes me feel normal
23:04:17 <Ampera> ew, normie
23:04:20 <K> don'y you have work to do, Ampera?
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23:04:28 <rust_collector> hmm, work...
23:04:36 <Ampera> K, yes, I do
23:04:40 <rust_collector> I am done at work in 11 minutes
23:06:41 <Guest|92875> goodbye good people, i wish you happiness and good health :)
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23:06:50 <K> thank you
23:06:53 <K> ah.
23:07:08 <Ampera> I wish I had happiness too
23:07:14 <K> too late.
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23:07:25 <K> now get to work
23:07:43 <rust_collector> nah, he is still young... he has time. maybe
23:08:21 <Ampera> K, you're not my boss, sir
23:08:32 <Ampera> this is my domain, I can slack off on IRC if I want
23:08:50 <K> :|
23:09:08 <rust_collector> like the rest of us, that are also at work
23:11:13 <Lemon> what is happiness ?
23:11:15 <Lemon> I know joy
23:11:20 <Lemon> but not happiness
23:11:37 <Ampera> Happiness is a sticky white substance
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23:12:00 <rust_collector> oh, that powdered sugar stuff and water?
23:12:15 * Ampera throws said sticky substance at steve30, while marveling at the ARPA tld
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23:12:30 <Ampera> rust_collector, no, no no, no. no
23:13:43 <rust_collector> Ok, then I give up
23:14:17 <rust_collector> bird shit?
23:14:18 <Ampera> rust_collector, I'd show pictures, but Halcyon would only be amused briefly
23:14:29 <rust_collector> heh
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23:15:36 * Ampera misses Halcyon
23:16:24 <rust_collector> well, as you threw the stuff at steve, it makes sense that you miss Halcyon
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23:22:19 <K> Ampera throws like a girl!
23:22:21 <K> (ducks)
23:22:50 <rust_collector> he threw sticky substance, not a duck
23:22:53 <Ampera> I wish I did.
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23:26:33 * steve30 is still playing with Zenwalk (slackware)
23:27:11 <Ampera> mmm, rolling release
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23:34:07 <steve30> It seems rather nice actually, although i am missing the massive Debian repository
23:35:01 <rust_collector> slackware is pretty nice
23:35:37 <rust_collector> i do not remember anything about zenwalk
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23:36:33 <rust_collector> Ampera, they have windowmaker....
23:36:40 <Ampera> Nice.
23:37:21 <Ampera> Whenever it comes to a debate about distros I always want to put Arch Linux in the ring
23:37:38 <Ampera> it's just so nice, and I don't know if I'll ever come to like another distro the way I like Arch
23:37:48 <rust_collector> I like my ring free from arch, lol
23:38:19 <Ampera> It and FreeBSD make up the vast majority of my computing base
23:38:31 <rust_collector> I am not sure what it is about it, but something makes me not like it, after a few days
23:38:40 <Ampera> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
23:38:44 <rust_collector> yep
23:38:52 <Ampera> The only distro I've actively disliked is Gentoo, because it's a complete and total boring pain in the ass
23:39:04 <Ampera> I don't mind compiling shit but the tools to do so are annoying and unconventional as all hell
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23:43:20 <Ampera> oh btw, happy census day
23:43:32 <Ampera> surely, one of the greatest holidays
23:45:22 <rust_collector> good happy mr sir
23:45:57 <rust_collector> I wish your nose much happiness
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