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10:15 <Mekkis> !item bow of lightning
10:20 <diebot> Mekkis, ROD OF WITHERING [strong necromancy] CL:13 none 25000gp, 5lb
10:20 <diebot> A rod of withering acts as a +1 light mace that deals no hit point damage. Instead, the wielder deals 1d4 points of Strength damage and 1d4 points of Constitution damage to any creature she touches with the rod (by making a melee touch attack). If she scores a critical hit, the damage from that hit is permanent ability drain. In either case, the
10:20 <diebot> defender negates the effect with a DC 17 Fortitude save. Source: Ultimate Equipment
14:36 <Goya> *raises an eyebrow. 
14:51 <Goya> That's not bow of lightning. 
16:15 <Mekkis> !item lightning bow
16:19 <diebot> Mekkis, LIGHTNING BOW [strong evocation] CL:17 none 54300gp, 3lb
16:20 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/items/lightning_bow.html
17:15 <Goya> Ok - I stand corrected. 
17:28 <Goya> !item wakizashi
17:28 <diebot> Goya, FARGLASS [faint divination] CL:5 none 6400gp, 1lb
17:28 <diebot> This telescoping brass spyglass functions as a normal spyglass and allows clear vision to the horizon 3 miles away at sea level. From atop a typical crow's nest or 70-foot-tall tower like Tidewater Rock, this vision extends to over 10 miles. Once per day, the user of a farglass can activate a clairaudience/ clairvoyance effect upon any location
17:29 <diebot> seen through the farglass's lens. As long as the location is kept in sight through the lens, the clairaudience/clairvoyance sensor can move with the location. This effect lasts for up to 5 minutes. Source: AP 56
17:45 <Goya> What the?
17:50 <Mekkis> magic items only
17:54 <Goya> Oh..
33:03 <Avatar> I think I said I'd run a game next weekend, but I'm going to be busy next weekend
33:09 <Avatar> will have to be weekend after
49:50 <Damalon01> hey all
52:20 <Avatar> mr D
52:48 <s_gmusic> yo dama
53:06 <Avatar> I'm busy next weekend, so can't run a game then
53:14 <Avatar> forgot my plans
57:49 <Avatar> anyone use amaysim for their phone provider?
03:28 <Emperor_Zoron> Hello Damalon01.
33:06 <Avatar> unicon rego has opened
33:10 <Avatar> early october
33:23 <Avatar> for all you melburnians
33:35 <Brunius> hmmmm
33:37 <Brunius> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
33:39 <Brunius> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
34:07 <Brunius> shit
34:11 <Brunius> I lost my aon password
34:29 <Avatar> ops
34:38 <Brunius> oh, it's that one
34:49 <Brunius> They still think I'm 9 on AON
34:50 <Avatar> that sounds like you use the same password across multiple sites
34:51 <Brunius> I dunno why
34:58 <Avatar> I got #17
35:03 <Brunius> I use a mixture of about four passwords
35:14 <Avatar> that is not enough
35:17 <Brunius> 18
35:17 <Avatar> you will get hacked and then what
35:43 <Brunius> And then my world will explode
35:51 <Avatar> a quarter of it will, yes
36:17 <Brunius> You're not usually the one complaining about security, Avatar
36:21 <Brunius> That's usually Mekkis
36:36 <Avatar> security on the web is pretty scary once you do some research into it
36:44 <Avatar> password security especially
37:22 <Avatar> I didn't like the idea of two factor authentication, but it's a hell of a lot better than the risk of not having it
37:40 <Brunius> Yeah, I was thinking this morning I should do something about making my passwords more secure
37:54 <Brunius> and two factor was what immediately occured to me
38:00 <Avatar> there's talk about how even the most secure passwords won't cover you
38:19 <Avatar> I mean passwords like gfd@#f321fdfjis is not safe
38:28 <Brunius> Why
38:43 <Mekkis> Problem with two-factor is that you need to give them more personal details
38:43 <Avatar> because that's still a "crackable" password
39:15 <Brunius> How?
39:30 <Avatar> password breaking has become incredibly sophisiticated
39:40 <Avatar> I don't know the exact methods, I haven't tried it
40:19 <Avatar> basically since the rockyou drama and computers as powerful as they are today, a lot of different patterns have been picked up
40:27 <Brunius> wtf is rockyou
40:49 <Avatar> rockyou got hacked a few years ago and a shitload of their user's accounts had their passwords in text
41:09 <Avatar> and with that database out, they could use that list to work out how people create passwords
52:15 <Avatar> that also means if you have a password in that list, they can figure it out pretty instantly rather than having to wait minutes to hours
18:56 <Mekkis> Avatar, that depends on what sort of access an attacker has
19:09 <Avatar> once they have access, obviously
21:48 <Mekkis> what sort of access. If they've just got the login form, they can only attempt to break it as fast as the server allows them to.
22:09 <Mekkis> If they have a copy of the hashed password database, they can try much faster.
22:23 <Mekkis> If they have a copy of the cleartext database, it doesn't matter how complex your password is.
23:27 <Mekkis> What about a password like re2€áaä!
37:32 <Steven> crazy, cause brock kept talking about advanced classes at paizocon whenever we started shootin the shit
37:54 <Emperor_Zoron> Ah... Right. 
38:17 * Emperor_Zoron remembered being interested in the Slayer. 
38:40 <Emperor_Zoron> I'll be more interested when its all done though.
38:52 <Steven> i'm just frustrated right now cause i just got done with another session of enemies attack and miss vs everyone's stupid AC
38:55 <Mekkis> there is a difference between "discourage" and "disallow"
39:38 <Steven> and then enemies get killed in one round by 15-20 crit range for 23 or 70 crit damage w/ 4 attacks a round.
40:04 <Steven> then oh change up i'll cast a spell... nevermind arcanist immediate action counterspells it.
40:11 <Emperor_Zoron> Steven: You could try some baddies who like using Magic Missile. Better than missing constantly.
41:06 <Steven> I did get to cast 2 spells tonight because the arcanist was in a fog cloud and couldnt see the person casting spells.
41:09 <Emperor_Zoron> Also would make for an odd encounter. Baddies using Magic Missile Wands like they were Tommy Guns. 
41:49 <Avatar> might be a bit hard to use that on a mobile
41:54 <Steven> but then they moved out and it was right back to having none of my spells get off and none of my attacks hit
42:07 <Steven> so yeah.
42:08 <Brunius> Except for the euro symbol, easier, I'd think
42:09 <Avatar> and I'm talking about a hashed password database or better
42:14 <Mekkis> immediate action can only be used once per round/
42:24 <Steven> i think i'm going to just drink this entire bottle of scotch
42:32 <Steven> and forget about it.
42:40 <Mekkis> but seriously, I think that with a party like that, you really can't run an AP by-the-book.
43:02 <Steven> i think i'm just gonna keep em underleveled.
43:36 <Avatar> you know something's wrong when pathfinder is turning you into an alco
43:50 <Mekkis> better?
43:59 <Steven> i wonder if they have one of the things where smoebody has buffed all the monters
44:04 <Steven> like they do with wrath of the righteous
44:32 <Emperor_Zoron> What adventure were you running? 
44:47 <Steven> I'm running an Adventure Path.
44:49 <Avatar> better for them to crack through
44:50 <Mekkis> add the advanced template, and give them 3/day quickened truestrike as an SLA
44:57 <Steven> Rise of the Runelords
45:07 * Emperor_Zoron know very little about that. 
45:07 <Mekkis> to all the monsters
45:15 <Emperor_Zoron> Makes me think of golems, though.
45:24 <Emperor_Zoron> And dwarves.
45:43 <Steven> The advanced temple only adds +4ac +2 attack +2 dmg +2 saves.
46:10 <Steven> vs the swashbuckler character i'd be at an 18+ on the dice to hit
46:26 <Steven> but still die in a full round attack due to his crits
46:30 <Steven> i need something else.
46:59 <Mekkis> 3/day quickened truestrike as an SLA. And fortification.
47:14 <Emperor_Zoron> What's the theme of this thing? What monsters we talking about? 
47:14 <Steven> yeah fortification to the bosses is probably a must.
47:28 <Steven> mostly giants.
47:32 <Steven> and ogres
47:43 <Steven> and dragons so far.
47:46 <Mekkis> just toss the mythic ability that gives them two turns a round.
47:55 <Emperor_Zoron> You could make 'mutant' variants of the ogres to make it interesting.
48:02 <Emperor_Zoron> It would fit their fluff.
48:13 <Mekkis> Just give them all the Paragon template.
48:17 <Steven> like i had a dragon... no joke... the swashbuckler killed it in a full round attack from full hp to true dead.
48:40 <Steven> it was very very lame.
48:41 <Emperor_Zoron> Surely this was not an adult dragon?!
48:58 <Steven> it was a young dragon, but still, just boom dead.
49:21 <Avatar> I did that with my gunslinger once
49:22 <Emperor_Zoron> Ok... 
49:27 <Avatar> it was an accident !!!!
49:29 <Mekkis> Steven, give all the enemies the Paragon template.
49:30 <Steven> 149 damage
49:39 <Steven> I'm looking up the template now sir.
49:50 <Mekkis> http://www.d20srd.org/srd/epic/monsters/paragonCreature.htm
50:43 <Emperor_Zoron> You could also give the giants pets.
50:44 <Steven> that seems a bit excessive.
51:32 <Steven> i dont wanna straight merc them mekkis, just make it a challenge lol
51:35 <Emperor_Zoron> Try placing it on just a few then and see how it goes.
52:05 <Steven> hahahah +25 to hit on every attack and +20 damage lol
52:10 <Mekkis> Okay. Next session, add the Advanced template to all the enemies.
52:10 <Steven> that shit is evil son!
52:22 <Emperor_Zoron> ...
52:25 * Emperor_Zoron looks.
52:34 <Mekkis> if that's insufficient, the session after that, add the Advanced template TWICE to all the monsters.
52:41 <Emperor_Zoron> Good gravy.
52:48 <Emperor_Zoron> I take it back. Give to a boss at most.
52:59 <Steven> the next fight is a creature called the scribbler
53:08 <Mekkis> repeat until challenge is sufficient.
53:09 <Steven> I think i'm going to make him mythic at the very least.
53:25 <Mekkis> Steven, no spoilers please - I've just started book three.
53:30 * Emperor_Zoron goes to the PFSRD to look up scribbler.
53:33 <Steven> kk
53:43 <Steven> he wont be in there man.
53:50 <Emperor_Zoron> Oh.
53:59 <Emperor_Zoron> Campaign special?
54:45 <Steven> i'm not allowed to speak of it, mekkis is playing, dont want to spoil.
54:53 <Emperor_Zoron> Oh ok.
54:59 <Emperor_Zoron> Nevermind then. Sorry.
55:12 <Steven> anyone who wishes to help me craft a most diabolical creature join #spoilers
55:36 <Steven> mekkis you may want to exit that room sir.
55:47 <Mekkis> I have
58:03 * Emperor_Zoron is look through potions to see what he can make into a harmful potions. 
06:21 <Mekkis> bestow curse
08:15 <Emperor_Zoron> ...Excellent.
10:50 <Emperor_Zoron> Will make a fine injection.
11:21 <Mekkis> better than that is &Mark of Justice
11:48 <Steven> love me a mark o justice!
11:59 <Mekkis> !spell mark of justice
12:08 <diebot> Mekkis, MARK OF JUSTICE necromancy ([curse]) cleric 5, paladin 4, witch 5, inquisitor 5 10 minutes Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S, DF Duration: permanent; see text Save: none SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
12:08 <diebot> You mark a subject and state some behavior on the part of the subject that will activate the mark. When activated, the mark curses the subject. Typically, you designate some sort of undesirable behavior that activates the mark, but you can pick any act you please. The effect of the mark is identical with the effect of bestow curse. Since this spell
12:09 <diebot> takes 10 minutes to cast and involves writing on the target, you can cast it only on a creature that is willing or restrained. Like the effect of bestow curse, a mark of justice cannot be dispelled, but it can be removed with a break enchantment, limited wish, miracle, remove curse, or wish spell. Remove curse works only if its caster level is
12:09 <diebot> equal to or higher than your mark of justice caster level. These restrictions apply regardless of whether the mark has activated.
12:29 <Mekkis> bit high-level for a potion
13:21 <Emperor_Zoron> Yes. Potions can be no higher than level three.
13:58 <Avatar> I keep thinking today is friday
14:03 <Avatar> blarg another day of work
14:08 <Emperor_Zoron> !spell Hideous Laughter
14:08 <diebot> Emperor_Zoron, HIDEOUS LAUGHTER enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) bard 1, sorcerer/wizard 2 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature; see text Comp: V, S, M (tiny fruit tarts and a feather) Duration: 1 round/level Save: Will negates SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
14:08 <diebot> This spell afflicts the subject with uncontrollable laughter. It collapses into gales of manic laughter, falling prone. The subject can take no actions while laughing, but is not considered helpless. After the spell ends, it can act normally. On the creature's next turn, it may attempt a new saving throw to end the effect. This is a full round
14:09 <diebot> action that does not provoke attacks of opportunity. If this save is successful, the effect ends. If not, the creature continues laughing for the entire duration. A creature with an Intelligence score of 2 or lower is not affected. A creature whose type is different from the caster's receives a +4 bonus on its saving throw, because humor doesn't
14:09 <diebot> "translate" well.
14:24 <Emperor_Zoron> That'd be an amusing one.
14:46 <Mekkis> I've had characters cast that several times...
15:03 <Mekkis> But this is the first time I've looked at the material component
16:33 <Emperor_Zoron> ...Huh. Feather.
18:11 * Emperor_Zoron wants to build a character around this interesting tactic.
21:26 <Steven> this scotch is yummy.
22:09 <Steven> wonder where its made
22:15 <Steven> time to goooooooogle
24:11 <Steven> ah... its in islay
24:18 <Steven> where ever the hell that is.
24:45 <Mekkis> What type of scotch
25:05 <Steven> Laphroaig 10 year
25:40 <Mekkis> Ah. I like the Laphroaig
26:01 <Steven> i am liking it a lot as well.
26:09 <Mekkis> very smokey
26:12 <Steven> it is very fuckin tasty
27:11 * Emperor_Zoron has never had scotch. Only red wine. He did not care for it...
27:23 <Steven> i dont care for wine
27:31 <Steven> it tastes like shitty grape juice to me
27:34 <Emperor_Zoron> I don't blame ya.
27:45 <Emperor_Zoron> Grape juice I like.
28:10 <Mekkis> I like using wine when cooking
28:21 <Steven> well when cooking its a completely different story.
28:39 <Steven> but for drinking, blech!
36:14 <Steven> i'm sorry guys, my overseas vacation list has just been updated
36:29 <Steven> Australia is now #3 on the list.
36:33 <Mekkis> Tasmania does good whiskey!
36:44 <Steven> I'm putting Scotland at #2
44:00 <Emperor_Zoron> I cannot help but feel this feat should be gotten a little sooner...
44:02 <Emperor_Zoron> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/combat-feats/dazing-assault-combat
44:22 <Emperor_Zoron> By BAB 11, it would be rendered useless. >_>
45:11 <Mekkis> why?
45:26 <Mekkis> Dazing is a very powerful effect
46:06 <Steven> yeah, dazing is pretty kick ass.
46:17 <Steven> specially when used vs casters
46:50 <Emperor_Zoron> Oh right... Sorry. I was thinking of something else.
49:32 <Steven> !spell blessing of fervor
49:33 <diebot> Steven, BLESSING OF FERVOR transmutation ([]) cleric 4 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature/level, no two of which can be more than 30 ft. apart Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 round/level Save: Fortitude negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)Source: APG
49:33 <diebot> With this blessing, you call your allies to move forth and empower them to conquer and become victorious. Each round for the duration of this spell, each of your allies can choose one of the following bonuses for that round at the beginning of its turn (their choice). • Increase its speed by 30 feet. • Stand up as a swift action without
49:33 <diebot> provoking an attack of opportunity. • Make one extra attack as part of a full attack action, using its highest base attack bonus. • Gain a +2 bonus on attack rolls and a +2 dodge bonus to AC and Reflex saves. • Cast a single spell of 2nd level or lower as if it were an enlarged, extended, silent, or still spell. These effects are not
49:33 <diebot> cumulative with similar effects, such as those provided by haste or a speed weapon, nor do they actually grant an extra action, so you can't use it to cast a second spell or otherwise take an extra action in the round. Blessing of fervor does not stack with haste.
16:23 <Steven> !throw 3d100
16:23 <diebot> Steven, 3d100: [3d100=53,55,17] 125
18:13 <Mekkis> hey Brunius 
18:16 <Mekkis> Wanna WoT?
20:18 <Steven> !throw 3d100
20:18 <diebot> Steven, 3d100: [3d100=34,28,68] 130
29:52 <Steven> isnt there a feat that makes it harder for someone to dispel your stuff??
32:16 * Emperor_Zoron does not know.
33:11 <Emperor_Zoron> Well I'm off. Good luck with your session Steven. Bye. 
33:22 <Steven> have a good one.
38:17 <Steven> creature is done.
38:36 <Steven> should actually give them a decent fight now.
43:29 <Steven> also i may or may not be drunk
47:35 <Brunius> `op
37:53 <Mekkis> !item Intelligent Ring Of The Weary Sky
37:57 <diebot> Mekkis, ELIXIR OF THE PEAKS [moderate transmutation] CL:7 none 2450gp, 0lb
37:57 <diebot> When imbibed, an elixir of the peaks gives the user the ability to scale and survive in mountainous terrain with great skill. The imbiber is treated as if acclimated to all high altitudes lower than a death zone, and gains a +2 competence bonus on all Survival checks made at elevations of above 5,000 feet. She also gains a +10 competence bonus on
37:57 <diebot> Climb checks and Survival checks in mountainous terrain (these bonuses stack with the altitude-based bonus above). Finally, the imbiber gains the benefits of an endure elements spell. The effects of this elixir wear off after 8 hours. Source: RotRL-AE-Appendix
38:21 <Mekkis> !item Swarmbow
38:22 <diebot> Mekkis, OATHBOW [strong evocation] CL:15 none 25600gp, 3lb
38:23 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/items/oathbow.html
40:56 <diebot> MARK OF JUSTICE necromancy ([curse]) cleric 5, paladin 4, witch 5, inquisitor 5 10 minutes Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S, DF Duration: permanent; see text Save: none SR:yes
40:56 <diebot> You mark a subject and state some behavior on the part of the subject that will activate the mark. When activated, the mark curses the subject. Typically, you designate some sort of undesirable behavior that activates the mark, but you can pick any act you please. The effect of the mark is identical with the effect of bestow curse. Since this spell
40:56 <diebot> takes 10 minutes to cast and involves writing on the target, you can cast it only on a creature that is willing or restrained. Like the effect of bestow curse, a mark of justice cannot be dispelled, but it can be removed with a break enchantment, limited wish, miracle, remove curse, or wish spell. Remove curse works only if its caster level is
40:56 <diebot> equal to or higher than your mark of justice caster level. These restrictions apply regardless of whether the mark has activated.
40:56 <diebot> Please wait. Updating my database.
46:08 <Mekkis> IDENTIFY
46:23 <Mekkis> !item Swarmbow
46:24 <diebot> Mekkis, Error with query
46:26 <Mekkis> !item Swarmbow
46:28 <diebot> Mekkis, Error with query
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48:23 <Mekkis> !item Swarmbow
48:24 <diebot> Mekkis, SWARMBOW [moderate conjuration] CL:6 weapon 11275gp, 2lb
48:25 <diebot> This +2 composite shortbow is carved of withered juniper wood to resemble a swarming mass of wasps. Favored by the mystical bee-people called the thriae, a swarmbow has a considerable draw, requiring a minimum Strength modifier of +5 to use it without penalty. Once per day on a successful strike with an arrow fired from a swarmbow, the wielder can
48:25 <diebot> cause a wasp swarm (Pathfinder RPG Bestiary 275) to appear around the target of the attack as an immediate action. The swarm attacks any creatures occupying its area, but remains stationary and does not pursue fleeing creatures. The wasp swarm remains for 1d4+2 rounds or until destroyed. Source: AP 81
48:51 <Mekkis> !item Intelligent Ring Of The Weary Sky
48:52 <diebot> Mekkis, INTELLIGENT RING OF THE WEARY SKY [moderate abduration and enchantment] CL:7 ring 11200gp, 0lb
48:52 <diebot> This Ring of the Weary Sky possesses the remnants of its final wearer's spirit. Whenever facing a creature of the elemental subtype, the ring casts resist energy on the wearer attuned to the applicable energy type. If the wearer has charmed the elemental with the ring's charm monster ability, the ring does not abjure the wearer against that
48:53 <diebot> elemental's energy type. Source: PFS S2-09
49:43 <Mekkis> !item Vitreous Goggles
49:43 <diebot> Mekkis, VITREOUS GOGGLES [moderate divination and evocation] CL:7 eyes 11200gp, 0lb
49:44 <diebot> This pair of clear crystal lenses allows the wearer to see the indistinct shapes of living creatures moving below the surface of the earth. The wearer can see any Medium or larger creatures within 60 feet as long as they are moving underground. The wearer must have seen the creature aboveground within the past minute while wearing the goggles to
49:44 <diebot> gain this benefit. Each subsequent round after the first that the goggles are worn, the wearer has a cumulative 5% chance of immediately going blind for 1d4 rounds. Once the goggles are removed, the wearer's eyes need 1 hour to adjust before he or she can wear the goggles again. Source: Mystery Monsters Revisited
50:14 <Mekkis> !item
50:19 <Mekkis> !item Enchanted Eelskin
50:19 <diebot> Mekkis, ENCHANTED EELSKIN [faint transmutation] CL:5 armor 11160gp, 15lb
50:20 <diebot> This +1 slick leather armor is made of shining, slippery eelskin that allows the wearer to move with deadly grace and sudden swiftness, especially underwater. When immersed in water, enchanted eelskin gains the shadow property and grants the wearer a swim speed of 30 feet and the ability to breathe water. In addition, during a surprise round the
50:20 <diebot> wearer can act as if she had a full round of actions, rather than a single standard action, as long as those actions do not require leaving the water. If she does leave the water, her surprise round turn immediately ends. Source: Ultimate Equipment
50:56 <Mekkis> !item Voidfrost Robe
50:57 <diebot> Mekkis, VOIDFROST ROBE [moderate abjuration and evocation] CL:10 body 11000gp, 1lb
50:57 <diebot> This blue and white silk robe gives the impression of ice and frozen fog forming over its surface. The robe grants the wearer cold resistance 5 and increases the wearer's caster level for all spells with the cold descriptor by +1. Once per day on command, the wearer of the robe can emit a 20-foot-radius burst of cold. Creatures other than the
50:58 <diebot> wearer within the area take 2d6 points of cold damage (Reflex DC 16 half). Source: Ultimate Equipment
51:29 <Mekkis> !item Eagle Knight Dress Uniform
51:29 <diebot> Mekkis, EAGLE KNIGHT DRESS UNIFORM [moderate enchantment] CL:6 armor 10800gp, 20lb
51:30 <diebot> This set of fine +2 parade armorUE matches the dress uniform of Andoran's Eagle Knights. If the wearer is ever grappled or restrained, he can attempt an Escape Artist check to get free as an immediate action. The wearer gains a +2 competence bonus on this check. Once per day as a standard action, the wearer of an Eagle Knight dress uniform can call
51:30 <diebot> forth shimmering plates of golden light to reinforce the armor. This effect increases the armor's enhancement bonus to AC from +2 to +5 for the next 10 minutes. Source: Inner Sea Combat
52:07 <Mekkis> !item Bastion Boots
52:08 <diebot> Mekkis, BASTION BOOTS [moderate transmutation] CL:10 feet 10500gp, 4lb
52:08 <diebot> These metal boots are engraved with the imagery of The Keep, and evoke the unwavering determination represented by that card. The boots can be used as an immovable rod, even when worn. If the boots are moved, the wearer moves with the boots. Even while not activated, bastion boots grant the wearer a +4 bonus to her CMD against combat maneuvers to
52:08 <diebot> move her. Source: The Harrow Handbook
53:03 <Mekkis> Question: if you have a pair of Bastion Boots, can they each be used as an /immovable rod/?
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49:20 <Emperor_Zoron> Hey.
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47:29 <Damalon01> hey all
55:42 <Emperor_Zoron> Hello.
09:25 <Choupon> ahoy
39:35 <Goya> Cheers
02:34 <Mekkis> !item bow of lightning
02:39 <diebot> Mekkis, ROD OF WITHERING [strong necromancy] CL:13 none 25000gp, 5lb
02:40 <diebot> A rod of withering acts as a +1 light mace that deals no hit point damage. Instead, the wielder deals 1d4 points of Strength damage and 1d4 points of Constitution damage to any creature she touches with the rod (by making a melee touch attack). If she scores a critical hit, the damage from that hit is permanent ability drain. In either case, the
02:40 <diebot> defender negates the effect with a DC 17 Fortitude save. Source: Ultimate Equipment
06:56 <Goya> *raises an eyebrow. 
07:11 <Goya> That's not bow of lightning. 
08:34 <Mekkis> !item lightning bow
08:39 <diebot> Mekkis, LIGHTNING BOW [strong evocation] CL:17 none 54300gp, 3lb
08:40 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/items/lightning_bow.html
09:34 <Goya> Ok - I stand corrected. 
09:47 <Goya> !item wakizashi
09:48 <diebot> Goya, FARGLASS [faint divination] CL:5 none 6400gp, 1lb
09:48 <diebot> This telescoping brass spyglass functions as a normal spyglass and allows clear vision to the horizon 3 miles away at sea level. From atop a typical crow's nest or 70-foot-tall tower like Tidewater Rock, this vision extends to over 10 miles. Once per day, the user of a farglass can activate a clairaudience/ clairvoyance effect upon any location
09:48 <diebot> seen through the farglass's lens. As long as the location is kept in sight through the lens, the clairaudience/clairvoyance sensor can move with the location. This effect lasts for up to 5 minutes. Source: AP 56
10:05 <Goya> What the?
10:10 <Mekkis> magic items only
10:14 <Goya> Oh..
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03:30 <Einar> Good... well, evening here. Morning to the Australians
04:40 <Einar> ...I hate introducing myself. I've been playing D&D for about... ten years, arguably more if you include the two-hour exposure to 1e when I was young. 
05:16 <Einar> Lessee... And, given the time, I don't know if anyone else is on.
06:01 <Emperor_Zoron> I'm here.
06:36 <Einar> You don't count. You're one of my players
06:48 <Emperor_Zoron> Some people were on earlier. 
06:54 * Emperor_Zoron is hurt by that statement. =P
07:26 <Emperor_Zoron> Also. 10 years? Did not know that. 
10:11 <Einar> Think that's about right. Took it up in college.
10:28 <Einar> (British definition)
11:32 <s_gmusic> blarg
12:14 <Einar> Hey. 
15:39 <s_gmusic> yo
17:33 <Avatar> we're always here
18:25 <Einar> Pleased to meet all of you.
22:37 <s_gmusic> time zones, einar, zoron?
24:19 * Emperor_Zoron is...
24:21 <Emperor_Zoron> Hold on.
24:33 <Avatar> don't say est
25:49 <Emperor_Zoron> Central time. UTC-6:00
26:14 <Emperor_Zoron> Einar is in Scotland.
26:14 <Avatar> I'm UTC+10, eastern time
26:20 <Avatar> australian eastern time
26:29 <s_gmusic> well, that's not EST, but puts you in line with me... except my sleep schedule is DERP and I'm around whenever
26:48 <Avatar> the utc is the important part
27:17 <Emperor_Zoron> Einar: What part of Scotland are you precisely in again? 
29:31 <Einar> UTC+1 at the moment, as we're in BST
29:40 <Einar> Edinburgh
29:52 <Einar> I'll be a little busy in August because of the Festival
30:00 <Einar> But my sleep schedule is very random. =)
32:31 <Avatar> random sleep schedules are good
32:54 <Avatar> my dream is to be a polyphasic sleeper
33:03 <Avatar> secretly
33:32 <Avatar> full time, at least
33:41 <Einar> Not so secret if you tell people. Is that where the brain sleeps in alternate halves?
33:55 <Einar> Or is that the five hours but spaced out one?
34:07 <Avatar> five hours spaced out, don't know about alternate halves
34:07 <***> Buffer Playback...
34:07 <***> Playback Complete.
34:13 <Avatar> are you thinking of lucid sleeping
34:31 <Avatar> I've done that only once before, by accident, and it was extremely trippy
35:31 * Emperor_Zoron just sleeps... Every other day.
36:13 <Einar> It's a thing some animals do. They're always at least partially awake, because they just shut down half the brain at a time
36:27 <Einar> So the left brain sleeps a bit, then the right brain, and so on
47:34 <Emperor_Zoron> Does that mean their dreams are artistic half the time and bureaucratic the for the rest? 
48:31 <Avatar> so I haven't met a scottish player before
48:34 <Avatar> do you like playing dwarves?
48:48 <Einar> Yes, but that's unrelated. 
49:00 <Avatar> do you like *roleplaying* dwarves
49:04 <Einar> I grew up in America and Wales
49:11 <Avatar> do you have the accent
49:14 * Emperor_Zoron plays one in a Dungeon World game.
49:20 <Emperor_Zoron> No. =P
49:26 <Avatar> well that's no fun
49:38 <Emperor_Zoron> His dwarf is more of a victorian hunter.
49:42 <Avatar> I am terrible at accents but I had to roleplay a dwarf once and I did it inpeccably, by accident
49:50 <Einar> Well, one of them
51:00 <Einar> http://adamcuerden.deviantart.com/art/Archibald-Hastings-Jungle-Explorer-colour-303012820
54:55 <Avatar> victorian
54:59 <Avatar> with an english accent?
56:09 <Emperor_Zoron> Aye.
56:44 <Einar> Yep. I tend to play slightly eccentric dwarves
57:16 <Einar> Like the dwarf bard with a reinforced lute he beats things with
57:52 <Emperor_Zoron> He does play a good bard
59:50 <s_gmusic> the only way to play a bad bard, though, is to... play a bard. :P
01:39 <Einar> Well, it was Fantasy Craft
01:56 <Einar> I probably wouldn't in Pathfinder.
02:39 <Emperor_Zoron> Give it times. You know how you are with singing. =P
02:46 <Emperor_Zoron> Give it time*
03:20 <Einar> In chat?
03:32 <Emperor_Zoron> You know what I mean. 
03:55 <Emperor_Zoron> They use skype to do their games here. 
04:35 <Emperor_Zoron> A practice I fully approve of and appreciate.
04:44 <Emperor_Zoron> Less walls of text.
05:16 <Einar> They do?
05:20 <Einar> Mwahahahaha!
05:41 <s_gmusic> most of the game is over Skype. the irc is for general chatting and bots for die rolls and searching abilities
06:18 <s_gmusic> !feat Step Up
06:19 <diebot> s_gmusic, STEP UP [Combat]Prereq:  Base attack bonus +1.  You can close the distance when a foe tries to move away.
06:19 <diebot> Benefit:  Whenever an adjacent foe attempts to take a 5-foot step away from you, you may also make a 5-foot step as an immediate action so long as you end up adjacent to the foe that triggered this ability. If you take this step, you cannot take a 5-foot step during your next turn. If you take an action to move during your next turn, subtract 5
06:20 <diebot> feet from your total movement. Source: Core
06:23 <Einar> I should warn: I'm in two Gilbert and Sullivan  operas at the Edinburgh Fringe. A rock-and-roll version of Trial by Jury (Judge), and The Pirates of Penzance (chorister)
06:24 <s_gmusic> see?
06:40 <Einar> Neat!
07:06 <s_gmusic> step up is nice, but the final one is best
07:07 <Einar> (Long stoory short: If you don't want singiong, don't give me reason to. =P)
07:11 <s_gmusic> !feat Step Up and Strike
07:11 <diebot> s_gmusic, STEP UP AND STRIKE [Combat]Prereq:  Dex 13, Following Step, Step Up, base attack bonus +6.  When a foe tries to move away, you can follow and make an attack.
07:12 <diebot> Benefit:  When using the Step Up or Following Step feats to follow an adjacent foe, you may also make a single melee attack against that foe at your highest base attack bonus. This attack counts as one of your attacks of opportunity for the round. Using this feat does not count toward the number of actions you can usually take each round.
07:12 <diebot> Normal:  You can usually only take one standard action and one 5-foot step each round. Source: APG
07:47 <Einar> Oh, that is good
08:08 <Emperor_Zoron> !feat Point Blank Shot
08:08 <diebot> Emperor_Zoron, POINT-BLANK SHOT [Combat] You are especially accurate when making ranged attacks against close targets.
08:09 <diebot> Benefit:  You get a +1 bonus on attack and damage rolls with ranged weapons at ranges of up to 30 feet. Source: Core
08:17 <Emperor_Zoron> ...That's handy. >_>
08:36 <Emperor_Zoron> Does it do spells too? :3
09:07 <s_gmusic> most things are in the bot, but there's a lot more that isn't.
09:13 <s_gmusic> !spell Scorching Ray
09:14 <diebot> s_gmusic, SCORCHING RAY evocation ([fire]) sorcerer/wizard 2, magus 2 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)  Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous Save: none SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
09:14 <diebot> You blast your enemies with a searing beam of fire. You may fire one ray, plus one additional ray for every four levels beyond 3rd (to a maximum of three rays at 11th level). Each ray requires a ranged touch attack to hit and deals 4d6 points of fire damage. The rays may be fired at the same or different targets, but all rays must be aimed at
09:15 <diebot> targets within 30 feet of each other and fired simultaneously.
09:20 <Emperor_Zoron> ...
09:30 * Emperor_Zoron does a happy jig
09:52 <Emperor_Zoron> That's amazing!
12:22 <Einar> I'll be right back. I should probably sort out the blackcurrants we picked today before I get too comfy
12:39 <Emperor_Zoron> Ok...
12:49 <Emperor_Zoron> What blackcurrants? 
12:51 <s_gmusic> I gotta get ready for work myself. 
13:02 <Emperor_Zoron> Bye s_gmusic 
15:21 <Einar> Daria wants to make blackcurrant jam, but is out of space in her freezer, so we went to the backgreen and picked them, and I'm going to freeze 'em.
15:37 <Einar> Need to get some plastic wrap tomorrow, but I shoved some foil over the tray for now
16:41 <Emperor_Zoron> Ok.
17:46 <Einar> We have TONS
31:33 <Emperor_Zoron> Welcome back.
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41:59 <Steven> okay... before i didnt like them,... now i fuckin hate the advanced classes
42:46 <Steven> bad as mythic characters
42:56 <Avatar> which advanced classes
43:09 <Avatar> hybrids or the summoner?
43:58 <Steven> from teh advanced class guide
44:16 <Steven> oh im level 11 i have a +30 to hit... i only miss things on a natural 1....
44:43 <Avatar> what class is this
44:51 <Avatar> are you looking at the playtest guide
45:01 <Steven> but its okay, because thats when i power attack and attack defensively... my AC is ONLY a 34
45:24 <Steven> a Swashbuckler 
45:56 <Avatar> playtest swashbuckler?
46:01 <Steven> yup.
46:30 <Steven> so my creature that was like oh btw i am a sundering god so i'll sunder the weapon.
46:35 <Avatar> they are about to fix it man
46:47 <Steven> oh yeah... thats cool my weapon is immune to sundering so long as i have a panache.
46:56 <s_gmusic|Work> rawrg
47:12 <Avatar> why would a swashbuckler be immune to sunder
47:51 <Steven> Subtle Blade (Ex): At 11th level, while a swashbuckler has  at least 1 panache point, she is immune to disarm, steal,  and sunder combat maneuvers made against a light or  one-handed piercing melee weapon she is wielding
48:14 <Steven> just fuckin stupid
50:51 <Steven> but i did kill the archer today....
51:04 <Avatar> might not get fixed in the book
51:13 <Avatar> I am crazy keen to see if the shaman stands up
51:17 <Emperor_Zoron> Rawr.
51:29 <Avatar> people are saying it's kind of average
51:43 <Steven> the Shaman is amazing for APs
51:48 <Steven> home brews
51:49 <Avatar> in the very rare cases they talk about it at all
51:50 <Steven> things like that
51:56 <Avatar> how can it only be amazing for APs
52:03 <Avatar> and not scenarios
52:04 <Steven> i dont think they are going to be all the spectacular in PFS
52:13 <Avatar> y
52:23 <Steven> because there are fewer chances to select their wandering spirit.
52:47 <Mekkis> I get the impression that you are not expected to be able to learn Pathfinder.
53:11 <Steven> and thats the big draw of the class is its versatility
53:22 <Steven> of the wandering spirit
54:14 <Steven> where you're like hey i'm going to be finding information in a library, guess i will pick up the lore thing for the wandering spirit for today.
54:57 <Steven> and then the next day you're like well going to go delving into a tomb... suppose i'll pick up the spirits or life
56:40 <Steven> in pfs there is a lot of, hey go do this, you have a day to do it.
59:07 <Avatar> er? don't you just choose a wandering spirit
00:22 <Avatar> it's like a witch's patron
00:38 <Avatar> kind of
03:26 <Steven> no, you choose your main spirit ability
03:51 <Steven> and then each day at 4th level when you prepare spells you choose another one
04:49 <Steven> so for most scenarios the class feature is pretty meh
06:21 <Steven> Also, i dont understand RotRL at all... so far it keeps giving them fights that are equal to their CR
06:42 <Steven> so 4 lvl 11s are fighting a CR11 creature for a boss fight.
06:54 <Steven> how is that even a fucking boss fight.
07:58 <Mekkis> I understand it
08:37 <Steven> i dont, a boss fight should be harder then the other fights
09:14 <Avatar> or more interesting
09:22 <Steven> i purposely didnt level them until after they fought the boss
10:38 <Steven> so that they would be fighting a fight CR+1
11:24 <Steven> and even then the damned swashbuckler didnt miss except for on a <3
12:44 <Avatar> my gunslinger can't even do that
16:51 <Steven> yeah, there are some janky things with these characters
16:54 <Emperor_Zoron> >_>
17:18 <Steven> I am really not appreciative of the builds people have chosen to do, like i'm having to be a dick to people just to make them feel challenged
17:50 <Steven> like instead of targeting the fighters(when moral tells me to do so) i'm targeting spellcasters because i cant hit the fighters except on a nat 20.
18:00 <Steven> which means i'm getting very close to killing the spell casters.
18:15 <Emperor_Zoron> Power gamer problems?
18:35 <Steven> yup.
18:44 * Emperor_Zoron pats Steven on the back.
18:54 <Emperor_Zoron> Sorry man. :C
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20:29 <Mekkis> you reap what you sow, Steven 
21:35 <Steven> thank mekkis
23:01 <Avatar> it's true, that area has a powergamer problem
23:08 <Mekkis> I suggest that you build a community that discourages powergamers.
23:23 <Avatar> suggest to paizo to make wimpier PFS scenarios 
23:33 <Avatar> let the complainers who complain about it being too easy complain
24:25 <Steven> I dont have a single problem with the players playing the core or base classes.  only the advanced classes.
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25:01 <Steven> their mechanics are incredibly powerful.
25:07 <Emperor_Zoron> Advanced?
25:35 <Emperor_Zoron> I'm familiar with the Base and Core... What are the Advanced classes?
25:43 <Avatar> I am pretty sure I will be able to make a hybrid class that isn't overpowered
25:57 <damio> can i play?
26:07 <Avatar> Emperor_Zoron: from the advanced class guide, they're not actually called advanced classes
26:11 <Steven> and telling me to build a community that discourages powergamers does nothing since if people want to powergame they are going to do it, and it is exactly against the spirit of PFS to tell those people not to play at the shop.
26:45 <damio> I will be the princess
26:50 <damio> or the witch
26:55 * Avatar sets ban on *!*@263f4b63.dodo.com.au
26:55 Avatar has kicked damio from #d&d (once you pop, you can't stop!)
27:12 <Steven> they are actually called the advanced classes i think.
27:18 <Avatar> they are called hybrid classes
27:57 <Emperor_Zoron> Maybe you could lure those people into games that would more suit them... Like one of those Mega Dungeons or something.
28:05 <Emperor_Zoron> Oh wait...
28:19 <Avatar> if the games were too easy for them, they could powergame and complain, or they could weaken their characters and enjoy it
28:20 <Steven> they aren't called hybrid classes by any of the paizo people i have spoken to, they all refer to them as the advanced classes.
28:27 <Emperor_Zoron> I know what you are talking about... They are those new things they've been testing.
28:56 <Emperor_Zoron> They are like two classes put together to make a new one. Someone in a game I'm in is playing one.
29:05 <Avatar> http://paizo.com/paizo/blog/v5748dyo5lf8m?Advanced-Class-Guide 
29:07 <Avatar> This 256-page rulebook will contain 10 new classes, each a mix of two existing classes, taking a bit from each class and adding new mechanics to give you a unique character. Around the office we're calling them "hybrid classes."
29:07 <Emperor_Zoron> War Priest, I think.
29:30 <Avatar> sounds to me like the paizo people are calling them hybrid classes
29:51 <Steven> crazy, cause brock kept talking about advanced classes at paizocon whenever we started shootin the shit
30:13 <Emperor_Zoron> Ah... Right. 
30:36 * Emperor_Zoron remembered being interested in the Slayer. 
30:59 <Emperor_Zoron> I'll be more interested when its all done though.
31:11 <Steven> i'm just frustrated right now cause i just got done with another session of enemies attack and miss vs everyone's stupid AC
31:14 <Mekkis> there is a difference between "discourage" and "disallow"
31:58 <Steven> and then enemies get killed in one round by 15-20 crit range for 23 or 70 crit damage w/ 4 attacks a round.
32:23 <Steven> then oh change up i'll cast a spell... nevermind arcanist immediate action counterspells it.
32:30 <Emperor_Zoron> Steven: You could try some baddies who like using Magic Missile. Better than missing constantly.
33:26 <Steven> I did get to cast 2 spells tonight because the arcanist was in a fog cloud and couldnt see the person casting spells.
33:28 <Emperor_Zoron> Also would make for an odd encounter. Baddies using Magic Missile Wands like they were Tommy Guns. 
34:14 <Steven> but then they moved out and it was right back to having none of my spells get off and none of my attacks hit
34:27 <Steven> so yeah.
34:33 <Mekkis> immediate action can only be used once per round/
34:44 <Steven> i think i'm going to just drink this entire bottle of scotch
34:51 <Steven> and forget about it.
34:59 <Mekkis> but seriously, I think that with a party like that, you really can't run an AP by-the-book.
35:21 <Steven> i think i'm just gonna keep em underleveled.
35:56 <Avatar> you know something's wrong when pathfinder is turning you into an alco
36:18 <Steven> i wonder if they have one of the things where smoebody has buffed all the monters
36:23 <Steven> like they do with wrath of the righteous
36:51 <Emperor_Zoron> What adventure were you running? 
37:06 <Steven> I'm running an Adventure Path.
37:09 <Mekkis> add the advanced template, and give them 3/day quickened truestrike as an SLA
37:16 <Steven> Rise of the Runelords
37:26 * Emperor_Zoron know very little about that. 
37:26 <Mekkis> to all the monsters
37:34 <Emperor_Zoron> Makes me think of golems, though.
37:44 <Emperor_Zoron> And dwarves.
38:03 <Steven> The advanced temple only adds +4ac +2 attack +2 dmg +2 saves.
38:29 <Steven> vs the swashbuckler character i'd be at an 18+ on the dice to hit
38:45 <Steven> but still die in a full round attack due to his crits
38:49 <Steven> i need something else.
39:07 <Einar> And here we hear the strange grunts and roars used by the gamer species as their means of communication. We must be very careful - a roll of 15 or less on our stealth, and they'll hear us.
39:18 <Mekkis> 3/day quickened truestrike as an SLA. And fortification.
39:33 <Emperor_Zoron> What's the theme of this thing? What monsters we talking about? 
39:34 <Steven> yeah fortification to the bosses is probably a must.
39:47 <Steven> mostly giants.
39:51 <Steven> and ogres
40:02 <Steven> and dragons so far.
40:05 <Mekkis> just toss the mythic ability that gives them two turns a round.
40:14 * Emperor_Zoron shifts and his ears perk up.
40:14 <Emperor_Zoron> You could make 'mutant' variants of the ogres to make it interesting.
40:22 <Emperor_Zoron> It would fit their fluff.
40:32 <Mekkis> Just give them all the Paragon template.
40:37 <Steven> like i had a dragon... no joke... the swashbuckler killed it in a full round attack from full hp to true dead.
40:59 <Steven> it was very very lame.
41:00 <Emperor_Zoron> Surely this was not an adult dragon?!
41:17 <Steven> it was a young dragon, but still, just boom dead.
41:40 <Avatar> I did that with my gunslinger once
41:41 <Emperor_Zoron> Ok... 
41:47 <Avatar> it was an accident !!!!
41:48 <Mekkis> Steven, give all the enemies the Paragon template.
41:49 <Steven> 149 damage
41:58 <Steven> I'm looking up the template now sir.
42:09 <Mekkis> http://www.d20srd.org/srd/epic/monsters/paragonCreature.htm
43:02 <Emperor_Zoron> You could also give the giants pets.
43:03 <Steven> that seems a bit excessive.
43:52 <Steven> i dont wanna straight merc them mekkis, just make it a challenge lol
43:54 <Emperor_Zoron> Try placing it on just a few then and see how it goes.
44:25 <Steven> hahahah +25 to hit on every attack and +20 damage lol
44:29 <Mekkis> Okay. Next session, add the Advanced template to all the enemies.
44:30 <Steven> that shit is evil son!
44:41 <Emperor_Zoron> ...
44:44 * Emperor_Zoron looks.
44:53 <Mekkis> if that's insufficient, the session after that, add the Advanced template TWICE to all the monsters.
45:00 <Emperor_Zoron> Good gravy.
45:07 <Emperor_Zoron> I take it back. Give to a boss at most.
45:18 <Steven> the next fight is a creature called the scribbler
45:27 <Mekkis> repeat until challenge is sufficient.
45:29 <Steven> I think i'm going to make him mythic at the very least.
45:44 <Mekkis> Steven, no spoilers please - I've just started book three.
45:49 * Emperor_Zoron goes to the PFSRD to look up scribbler.
45:52 <Steven> kk
46:02 <Steven> he wont be in there man.
46:09 <Emperor_Zoron> Oh.
46:18 <Emperor_Zoron> Campaign special?
47:04 <Steven> i'm not allowed to speak of it, mekkis is playing, dont want to spoil.
47:12 <Emperor_Zoron> Oh ok.
47:18 <Emperor_Zoron> Nevermind then. Sorry.
47:31 <Steven> anyone who wishes to help me craft a most diabolical creature join #spoilers
47:55 <Steven> mekkis you may want to exit that room sir.
48:06 <Mekkis> I have
48:23 <Mekkis> !search ego is
48:26 <diebot> Mekkis, Obsession Ring
48:34 <Mekkis> !item  Obsession Ring
48:35 <diebot> Mekkis, OBSESSION RING [moderate abjuration] CL:9 ring 116500gp, 0lb
48:35 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/items/obsession_ring.html
48:53 <Mekkis> !item Ego 1
48:54 <diebot> Mekkis, EROEME [strong divination] CL:12 none 180350gp, 4lb
48:54 <diebot> Eroeme is a lawful-aligned intelligent +2 mithral monstrous humanoid bane greatsword that can resize to fit the hands of its wielder. In the days when Azlant battled the serpentfolk empire, five lesser replicas of Savith's legendary magical sword were crafted for her closest allies. One of these weapons was Eroeme, made for the cyclops general
48:54 <diebot> Aveshai with the specific purpose of slaying the serpentfolk and their agents wherever they might be found on or beneath Golarion. The sword's knowledge and experience was invaluable to General Aveshai as he faced the serpentfolk in Ilmurea, and its disappearance (along with the general) somewhere beneath the Mwangi jungles was a blow to Azlanti
48:54 <diebot> morale. Source: AP 42
49:04 <Mekkis> !search Ego 1
49:05 <diebot> Mekkis, No items found.
49:47 <Mekkis> !search <b>Ego</b>
49:48 <diebot> Mekkis, No items found.
50:01 <Mekkis> !search <b>Ego </b>
50:02 <diebot> Mekkis, 41 items found and PMed to Mekkis.
50:22 * Emperor_Zoron is look through potions to see what he can make into a harmful potions. 
58:02 <Einar> Hey, spoilers!
58:28 <Einar> I'm in a Serpent's Skull game, and we only just dealt with the events in there.
58:40 <Mekkis> bestow curse
00:34 <Emperor_Zoron> ...Excellent.
03:01 <s_gmusic|Work> meh
03:09 <Emperor_Zoron> Will make a fine injection.
03:40 <Mekkis> better than that is &Mark of Justice
04:08 <Steven> love me a mark o justice!
04:18 <Mekkis> !spell mark of justice
04:27 <diebot> Mekkis, MARK OF JUSTICE necromancy ([curse]) cleric 5, paladin 4, witch 5, inquisitor 5 10 minutes Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S, DF Duration: permanent; see text Save: none SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
04:28 <diebot> You mark a subject and state some behavior on the part of the subject that will activate the mark. When activated, the mark curses the subject. Typically, you designate some sort of undesirable behavior that activates the mark, but you can pick any act you please. The effect of the mark is identical with the effect of bestow curse. Since this spell
04:28 <diebot> takes 10 minutes to cast and involves writing on the target, you can cast it only on a creature that is willing or restrained. Like the effect of bestow curse, a mark of justice cannot be dispelled, but it can be removed with a break enchantment, limited wish, miracle, remove curse, or wish spell. Remove curse works only if its caster level is
04:28 <diebot> equal to or higher than your mark of justice caster level. These restrictions apply regardless of whether the mark has activated.
04:48 <Mekkis> bit high-level for a potion
05:40 <Emperor_Zoron> Yes. Potions can be no higher than level three.
06:27 <Emperor_Zoron> !spell Hideous Laughter
06:27 <diebot> Emperor_Zoron, HIDEOUS LAUGHTER enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) bard 1, sorcerer/wizard 2 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature; see text Comp: V, S, M (tiny fruit tarts and a feather) Duration: 1 round/level Save: Will negates SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
06:28 <diebot> This spell afflicts the subject with uncontrollable laughter. It collapses into gales of manic laughter, falling prone. The subject can take no actions while laughing, but is not considered helpless. After the spell ends, it can act normally. On the creature's next turn, it may attempt a new saving throw to end the effect. This is a full round
06:28 <diebot> action that does not provoke attacks of opportunity. If this save is successful, the effect ends. If not, the creature continues laughing for the entire duration. A creature with an Intelligence score of 2 or lower is not affected. A creature whose type is different from the caster's receives a +4 bonus on its saving throw, because humor doesn't
06:28 <diebot> "translate" well.
06:43 <Emperor_Zoron> That'd be an amusing one.
07:05 <Mekkis> I've had characters cast that several times...
07:22 <Mekkis> But this is the first time I've looked at the material component
08:52 <Emperor_Zoron> ...Huh. Feather.
10:31 * Emperor_Zoron wants to build a character around this interesting tactic.
13:45 <Steven> this scotch is yummy.
14:28 <Steven> wonder where its made
14:34 <Steven> time to goooooooogle
16:30 <Steven> ah... its in islay
16:37 <Steven> where ever the hell that is.
17:04 <Mekkis> What type of scotch
17:24 <Steven> Laphroaig 10 year
17:58 <Mekkis> Ah. I like the Laphroaig
18:20 <Steven> i am liking it a lot as well.
18:28 <Mekkis> very smokey
18:31 <Steven> it is very fuckin tasty
19:30 * Emperor_Zoron has never had scotch. Only red wine. He did not care for it...
19:42 <Steven> i dont care for wine
19:50 <Steven> it tastes like shitty grape juice to me
19:53 <Emperor_Zoron> I don't blame ya.
20:04 <Emperor_Zoron> Grape juice I like.
20:29 <Mekkis> I like using wine when cooking
20:40 <Steven> well when cooking its a completely different story.
20:58 <Steven> but for drinking, blech!
21:12 <Emperor_Zoron> Lol
28:33 <Steven> i'm sorry guys, my overseas vacation list has just been updated
28:48 <Steven> Australia is now #3 on the list.
28:52 <Mekkis> Tasmania does good whiskey!
29:04 <Steven> I'm putting Scotland at #2
36:20 <Emperor_Zoron> I cannot help but feel this feat should be gotten a little sooner...
36:21 <Emperor_Zoron> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/combat-feats/dazing-assault-combat
36:41 <Emperor_Zoron> By BAB 11, it would be rendered useless. >_>
37:30 <Mekkis> why?
37:45 <Mekkis> Dazing is a very powerful effect
38:26 <Steven> yeah, dazing is pretty kick ass.
38:36 <Steven> specially when used vs casters
39:09 <Emperor_Zoron> Oh right... Sorry. I was thinking of something else.
41:52 <Steven> !spell blessing of fervor
41:52 <diebot> Steven, BLESSING OF FERVOR transmutation ([]) cleric 4 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature/level, no two of which can be more than 30 ft. apart Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 round/level Save: Fortitude negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)Source: APG
41:52 <diebot> With this blessing, you call your allies to move forth and empower them to conquer and become victorious. Each round for the duration of this spell, each of your allies can choose one of the following bonuses for that round at the beginning of its turn (their choice). • Increase its speed by 30 feet. • Stand up as a swift action without
41:53 <diebot> provoking an attack of opportunity. • Make one extra attack as part of a full attack action, using its highest base attack bonus. • Gain a +2 bonus on attack rolls and a +2 dodge bonus to AC and Reflex saves. • Cast a single spell of 2nd level or lower as if it were an enlarged, extended, silent, or still spell. These effects are not
41:53 <diebot> cumulative with similar effects, such as those provided by haste or a speed weapon, nor do they actually grant an extra action, so you can't use it to cast a second spell or otherwise take an extra action in the round. Blessing of fervor does not stack with haste.
08:42 <Steven> !throw 3d100
08:42 <diebot> Steven, 3d100: [3d100=53,55,17] 125
10:32 <Mekkis> hey Brunius 
10:35 <Mekkis> Wanna WoT?
12:37 <Steven> !throw 3d100
12:37 <diebot> Steven, 3d100: [3d100=34,28,68] 130
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22:11 <Steven> isnt there a feat that makes it harder for someone to dispel your stuff??
24:35 * Emperor_Zoron does not know.
25:30 <Emperor_Zoron> Well I'm off. Good luck with your session Steven. Bye. 
25:41 <Steven> have a good one.
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27:46 * Emperor_Zoron rolls around in circles.
30:36 <Steven> creature is done.
30:55 <Steven> should actually give them a decent fight now.
35:48 <Steven> also i may or may not be drunk
57:00 <Emperor_Zoron> Hey.
30:12 <Mekkis> !item Intelligent Ring Of The Weary Sky
30:16 <diebot> Mekkis, ELIXIR OF THE PEAKS [moderate transmutation] CL:7 none 2450gp, 0lb
30:16 <diebot> When imbibed, an elixir of the peaks gives the user the ability to scale and survive in mountainous terrain with great skill. The imbiber is treated as if acclimated to all high altitudes lower than a death zone, and gains a +2 competence bonus on all Survival checks made at elevations of above 5,000 feet. She also gains a +10 competence bonus on
30:16 <diebot> Climb checks and Survival checks in mountainous terrain (these bonuses stack with the altitude-based bonus above). Finally, the imbiber gains the benefits of an endure elements spell. The effects of this elixir wear off after 8 hours. Source: RotRL-AE-Appendix
30:40 <Mekkis> !item Swarmbow
30:41 <diebot> Mekkis, OATHBOW [strong evocation] CL:15 none 25600gp, 3lb
30:42 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/items/oathbow.html
33:15 <diebot> MARK OF JUSTICE necromancy ([curse]) cleric 5, paladin 4, witch 5, inquisitor 5 10 minutes Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S, DF Duration: permanent; see text Save: none SR:yes
33:15 <diebot> You mark a subject and state some behavior on the part of the subject that will activate the mark. When activated, the mark curses the subject. Typically, you designate some sort of undesirable behavior that activates the mark, but you can pick any act you please. The effect of the mark is identical with the effect of bestow curse. Since this spell
33:15 <diebot> takes 10 minutes to cast and involves writing on the target, you can cast it only on a creature that is willing or restrained. Like the effect of bestow curse, a mark of justice cannot be dispelled, but it can be removed with a break enchantment, limited wish, miracle, remove curse, or wish spell. Remove curse works only if its caster level is
33:15 <diebot> equal to or higher than your mark of justice caster level. These restrictions apply regardless of whether the mark has activated.
33:16 <diebot> Please wait. Updating my database.
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38:27 <Mekkis> IDENTIFY
38:36 Mekkis gives channel half-operator status to diebot
38:41 <Mekkis> !item Swarmbow
38:43 <diebot> Mekkis, Error with query
38:45 <Mekkis> !item Swarmbow
38:47 <diebot> Mekkis, Error with query
40:42 <Mekkis> !item Swarmbow
40:43 <diebot> Mekkis, SWARMBOW [moderate conjuration] CL:6 weapon 11275gp, 2lb
40:44 <diebot> This +2 composite shortbow is carved of withered juniper wood to resemble a swarming mass of wasps. Favored by the mystical bee-people called the thriae, a swarmbow has a considerable draw, requiring a minimum Strength modifier of +5 to use it without penalty. Once per day on a successful strike with an arrow fired from a swarmbow, the wielder can
40:44 <diebot> cause a wasp swarm (Pathfinder RPG Bestiary 275) to appear around the target of the attack as an immediate action. The swarm attacks any creatures occupying its area, but remains stationary and does not pursue fleeing creatures. The wasp swarm remains for 1d4+2 rounds or until destroyed. Source: AP 81
41:09 <Mekkis> !item Intelligent Ring Of The Weary Sky
41:11 <diebot> Mekkis, INTELLIGENT RING OF THE WEARY SKY [moderate abduration and enchantment] CL:7 ring 11200gp, 0lb
41:11 <diebot> This Ring of the Weary Sky possesses the remnants of its final wearer's spirit. Whenever facing a creature of the elemental subtype, the ring casts resist energy on the wearer attuned to the applicable energy type. If the wearer has charmed the elemental with the ring's charm monster ability, the ring does not abjure the wearer against that
41:12 <diebot> elemental's energy type. Source: PFS S2-09
42:01 <Mekkis> !item Vitreous Goggles
42:03 <diebot> Mekkis, VITREOUS GOGGLES [moderate divination and evocation] CL:7 eyes 11200gp, 0lb
42:03 <diebot> This pair of clear crystal lenses allows the wearer to see the indistinct shapes of living creatures moving below the surface of the earth. The wearer can see any Medium or larger creatures within 60 feet as long as they are moving underground. The wearer must have seen the creature aboveground within the past minute while wearing the goggles to
42:03 <diebot> gain this benefit. Each subsequent round after the first that the goggles are worn, the wearer has a cumulative 5% chance of immediately going blind for 1d4 rounds. Once the goggles are removed, the wearer's eyes need 1 hour to adjust before he or she can wear the goggles again. Source: Mystery Monsters Revisited
42:33 <Mekkis> !item
42:37 <Mekkis> !item Enchanted Eelskin
42:38 <diebot> Mekkis, ENCHANTED EELSKIN [faint transmutation] CL:5 armor 11160gp, 15lb
42:39 <diebot> This +1 slick leather armor is made of shining, slippery eelskin that allows the wearer to move with deadly grace and sudden swiftness, especially underwater. When immersed in water, enchanted eelskin gains the shadow property and grants the wearer a swim speed of 30 feet and the ability to breathe water. In addition, during a surprise round the
42:39 <diebot> wearer can act as if she had a full round of actions, rather than a single standard action, as long as those actions do not require leaving the water. If she does leave the water, her surprise round turn immediately ends. Source: Ultimate Equipment
43:15 <Mekkis> !item Voidfrost Robe
43:16 <diebot> Mekkis, VOIDFROST ROBE [moderate abjuration and evocation] CL:10 body 11000gp, 1lb
43:16 <diebot> This blue and white silk robe gives the impression of ice and frozen fog forming over its surface. The robe grants the wearer cold resistance 5 and increases the wearer's caster level for all spells with the cold descriptor by +1. Once per day on command, the wearer of the robe can emit a 20-foot-radius burst of cold. Creatures other than the
43:17 <diebot> wearer within the area take 2d6 points of cold damage (Reflex DC 16 half). Source: Ultimate Equipment
43:47 <Mekkis> !item Eagle Knight Dress Uniform
43:48 <diebot> Mekkis, EAGLE KNIGHT DRESS UNIFORM [moderate enchantment] CL:6 armor 10800gp, 20lb
43:49 <diebot> This set of fine +2 parade armorUE matches the dress uniform of Andoran's Eagle Knights. If the wearer is ever grappled or restrained, he can attempt an Escape Artist check to get free as an immediate action. The wearer gains a +2 competence bonus on this check. Once per day as a standard action, the wearer of an Eagle Knight dress uniform can call
43:49 <diebot> forth shimmering plates of golden light to reinforce the armor. This effect increases the armor's enhancement bonus to AC from +2 to +5 for the next 10 minutes. Source: Inner Sea Combat
44:26 <Mekkis> !item Bastion Boots
44:27 <diebot> Mekkis, BASTION BOOTS [moderate transmutation] CL:10 feet 10500gp, 4lb
44:27 <diebot> These metal boots are engraved with the imagery of The Keep, and evoke the unwavering determination represented by that card. The boots can be used as an immovable rod, even when worn. If the boots are moved, the wearer moves with the boots. Even while not activated, bastion boots grant the wearer a +4 bonus to her CMD against combat maneuvers to
44:28 <diebot> move her. Source: The Harrow Handbook
45:22 <Mekkis> Question: if you have a pair of Bastion Boots, can they each be used as an /immovable rod/?
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55:09 <Damalon01> hey all
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03:22 <Emperor_Zoron> Hello.
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