// #d&d — 2014-03-16
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00:04:36 <Ulzef> how is that for timing
00:05:15 <Mekkis> pretty good
00:06:12 <Mekkis> so. So far, you've just kidnapped the mayor's secretary, her businessman husband, and her two children
00:06:18 <Mekkis> who's doing the impersonation?
00:07:19 <Brunius> uhhhh
00:07:34 <Brunius> Evalina, was it?
00:08:59 <Damalon01> yeah Evelina is gonna impersonate the secretary
00:09:17 <Mekkis> anyone else staying with her?
00:09:30 <Mekkis> also: what's the end-goal of this exercise?
00:10:06 <Ulzef> get close enought to the mayor and learn enough to take him without it being obvious it was us
00:10:50 <Mekkis> okay
00:21:24 <Mekkis> !spell symbol of revelation
00:21:30 <diebot> Mekkis, SYMBOL OF REVELATION divination ([]) cleric 4, sorcerer/wizard 4, witch 4 10 minutes Range: 0 ft.; see text Comp: V, S, M (mercury and phosphorous, plus powdered diamond and opal worth a total of 1,000 gp) Duration: see text Save: none SR:yesSource: Ultimate Magic
00:21:30 <diebot> This spell functions as symbol of death, except it is only activated by invisible creatures, creatures affected by an illusion (glamer) effect, creatures with the shapechanger subtype, or creatures that have magically changed their shape. These creatures are outlined by a pale light that functions like faerie fire, except it lasts for 10 minutes
00:21:31 <diebot> per caster level; the symbol does not otherwise reveal their true form. Once triggered, a symbol of revelation remains active for 10 minutes per caster level. Symbol of revelation can be made permanent with a permanency spell by a caster of 12th level or higher for the cost of 10,000 gp.
00:24:55 <Damalon01> !throw 1d20+1, Perception
00:24:55 <diebot> Damalon01, Perception: [1d20=2] 3
00:25:27 <Avatar> hey how about responding mekkis
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00:27:08 <Nephem> !throw 1d20+5 Perceive
00:27:08 <diebot> Nephem, Perceive: [1d20=10] 15
00:27:32 <lintor> !throw 1d20+4
00:27:32 <diebot> lintor, 1d20+4: [1d20=8] 12
00:29:00 <lintor> !throw 1d20-1 stealth
00:29:00 <diebot> lintor, stealth: [1d20=4] 3
00:30:00 <Mekkis> 101.163.76.171
00:30:24 <Mekkis> 60.240.111.187
00:30:52 <Mekkis> 180.200.173.23
00:31:41 <Mekkis> !spell mirror image
00:31:42 <diebot> Mekkis, MIRROR IMAGE illusion (figment[]) bard 2, sorcerer/wizard 2, magus 2 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S Duration: 1 min./level Save: SR:Source: PFRPG Core
00:31:43 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/mirror_image.html
00:32:08 <Mekkis> book in Kapow, not spam
00:32:16 <Mekkis> 180.200.173.230
00:34:47 <Nephem> !throw 1d20+5 Perceive
00:34:47 <diebot> Nephem, Perceive: [1d20=14] 19
00:35:05 <lintor> !throw 1d20+4
00:35:05 <diebot> lintor, 1d20+4: [1d20=13] 17
00:35:28 <Nephem> !spell Wall of Fire
00:35:32 <diebot> Nephem, WALL OF FIRE evocation ([fire]) druid 5, sorcerer/wizard 4, summoner 3, magus 4 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) Comp: V, S, M/DF (a piece of phosphor) Duration: concentration + 1 round/level Save: none SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
00:35:33 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/wall_of_fire.html
00:36:19 <Avatar> is that permanent
00:36:52 <lintor> !throw 1d20+5
00:36:53 <diebot> lintor, 1d20+5: [1d20=19] 24
00:37:00 <Nephem> !throw 1d20+5 init
00:37:01 <diebot> Nephem, init: [1d20=3] 8
00:37:57 <lintor> !throw 1d20+6
00:37:58 <diebot> lintor, 1d20+6: [1d20=8] 14
00:38:36 <Nephem> !throw 1d20+6 reflex!
00:38:36 <diebot> Nephem, reflex!: [1d20=8] 14
00:39:12 <Mekkis> !throw 4d6+18
00:39:13 <diebot> Mekkis, 4d6+18: [4d6=3,1,3,1] 26
00:40:36 <Nephem> !throw 1d20+5 Perceive
00:40:36 <diebot> Nephem, Perceive: [1d20=12] 17
00:42:30 <lintor> !throw 3d8+6
00:42:30 <diebot> lintor, 3d8+6: [3d8=7,8,2] 23
00:43:08 <Nephem> !throw 1d20+5 Perceive
00:43:09 <diebot> Nephem, Perceive: [1d20=3] 8
00:43:09 <lintor> !throw 1d20+4
00:43:09 <diebot> lintor, 1d20+4: [1d20=15] 19
00:47:10 <Nephem> !throw 3d8+7
00:47:10 <diebot> Nephem, 3d8+7: [3d8=2,3,7] 19
00:48:56 <Mekkis> until I meet spam in person
00:50:34 <Avatar> https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.quizup.core
00:50:37 <Avatar> get that on your phone, it's good
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01:00:44 <Evelina> !throw 1d20+15, Disguise
01:00:44 <diebot> Evelina, Disguise: [1d20=17] 32
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01:09:15 <Nephem> !throw 1d20+7 untrained kn:nature
01:09:15 <diebot> Nephem, untrained kn:nature: [1d20=13] 20
01:15:57 <Mekkis> don't have andriod
01:16:33 <Avatar> you miss out
01:17:22 <Avatar> no
01:17:26 <Avatar> -no
01:22:24 <Andros414> what's playing?
01:26:07 <Evelina> !throw 1d20+15, bluff
01:26:08 <diebot> Evelina, bluff: [1d20=17] 32
01:26:45 <Evelina> !throw 1d20-1, sense motive
01:26:45 <diebot> Evelina, sense motive: [1d20=1] 0
01:33:12 <lintor> !throw 1d20+5
01:33:13 <diebot> lintor, 1d20+5: [1d20=11] 16
01:35:23 <lintor> !throw 1d20+6
01:35:23 <diebot> lintor, 1d20+6: [1d20=5] 11
01:35:40 <lintor> !throw 1d20+6
01:35:40 <diebot> lintor, 1d20+6: [1d20=11] 17
01:37:03 <lintor> !throw 1d20+5
01:37:03 <diebot> lintor, 1d20+5: [1d20=20] 25
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01:40:00 <Evelina> !throw 1d10+7, false life
01:40:01 <diebot> Evelina, false life: [1d10=3] 10
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02:06:52 <Evelina> !throw 1d20+6, charisma
02:06:52 <diebot> Evelina, charisma: [1d20=16] 22
02:13:34 <Mekkis> !spell command undead
02:13:34 <diebot> Mekkis, COMMAND UNDEAD necromancy ([]) sorcerer/wizard 2 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one undead creature Comp: V, S, M (a shred of raw meat and a splinter of bone) Duration: 1 day/level Save: Will negates; see text SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
02:13:35 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/command_undead.html
02:15:56 <Evelina> !throw 1d20+15, bluff
02:15:56 <diebot> Evelina, bluff: [1d20=13] 28
02:16:08 <lintor> !throw 1d20+17
02:16:08 <diebot> lintor, 1d20+17: [1d20=20] 37
02:19:14 <Nephem> !throw 1d20+3 untrained kn:nature
02:19:14 <diebot> Nephem, untrained kn:nature: [1d20=1] 4
02:19:17 <lintor> !throw 1d20+5
02:19:17 <diebot> lintor, 1d20+5: [1d20=17] 22
02:34:30 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/Leadership-crop.pdf
02:35:11 <Mekkis> 1300xp
03:17:06 <Damalon01> seeyall later
03:17:15 <Steven> suuup
03:18:04 <Steven> dunno, bout to find out
03:18:11 <Steven> also, that map sucked DICK
03:18:14 <Avatar> report back
03:18:18 <Steven> like 50% of it was covered with mountains
03:18:18 <Avatar> what map
03:18:31 <Avatar> ??
03:19:04 <Steven> a map in banished.
03:19:21 <Steven> it was mostly mountains...
03:27:17 <Steven> the rest of this months gaming is up.
03:39:40 <Mekkis> there's a diebot
03:41:26 <Brunius|M-> Try the seed
03:41:27 <Brunius|M-> Uh
03:41:30 <Brunius|M-> 808?
03:41:35 <Brunius|M-> Something like that
03:41:58 <Brunius|M-> Also reddit.com/r/banishedmaps has some nice ones
03:42:39 <Brunius|M-> Avatar, Banished is sort of a mix between dwarf fortress and SimCity
03:44:28 <Steven> ugh!
03:44:44 <Steven> so ran into a bug where my villagers wouldnt farvest a field.
03:44:52 <Steven> so now im down to 6 adults and 2 children.
03:45:01 <Steven> fuckin lame.
03:45:25 <Brunius|M-> The farmers got assigned as labourers and decided to walk to the other edge of the map
03:45:28 <Brunius|M-> It happens
03:45:40 <Brunius|M-> It's not a bug as such
03:45:52 <Brunius|M-> Just fucking annoying
03:46:35 <Steven> i'd say farmers not harvesting a field is a bug.
03:46:47 <Brunius|M-> Why are you starting off with farms? Hunters lodge/gatherers hut give much better/more reliable food at first
03:46:57 <Brunius|M-> It's intended behavior
03:47:17 <Brunius|M-> Intended behaviour means it's not a bug
03:47:45 <Brunius|M-> Was your cart full or something? That might also cause it
03:48:06 <Steven> no it is not intended behavior for them to stop growing the field and stand by their houses at the start of summer.
03:48:21 <Avatar> I don't know what dwarf fortress is
03:49:16 <Brunius|M-> The ai will do some stupid things, but it all makes sense when you go into it
03:49:37 <Brunius|M-> It just depends how far you go into it whether you find it :)
03:54:13 <Steven> YEAH BITCH! 7 adults again.
03:55:00 <Avatar> I am a bit jealous of banished but would appreciate the price to come down
04:00:41 <s_gmusic> "Metal foot! Metal foo... to... Mantenna array! Pain level... Shatnerian... in intensity!"
04:08:55 <Steven> 12 familys
04:23:36 <Steven> alright, well im only 4 children behind where i started now.
05:36:57 <s_gmusic> http://imgur.com/a/KClhW
05:52:22 <s_gmusic> I think I'm going to sit on my Ifrit and Undine boons until Blood of the Elements releases in June. Knowing my luck, though, they'll be opened for general play at GenCon like Aasimars, Tieflings, and Tengu were
05:53:55 <s_gmusic> or did I remember that wrong? hm...
06:00:54 <Avatar> I'll trade you my ifrit for something
06:01:57 <s_gmusic> already have one I'm not using. that's why I hope Blood of the Elements has good things for Ifrit and Undine.
06:07:24 <Avatar> you could have 2
06:09:59 <s_gmusic> this is true...
06:10:39 <s_gmusic> but it's like "what if I use it now in the hopes they open the races up for regular play only they never do and I've wasted my single chance on a subpar build that can't do anything effectively"
06:12:21 <biblioOhio> Hi Guys, sorry if ive interrupted your rectal olympics with each other, but i just wanted to say thank you
06:12:32 <biblioOhio> thank you for helping me with my mental problems
06:12:37 <biblioOhio> so there it is
06:12:38 <biblioOhio> thanks guys
06:12:42 <biblioOhio> bye guys
06:12:53 <biblioOhio> enjoy your rectal olympics with each other
06:13:52 <Steven> yeah... the game is alright
06:14:01 <Steven> i wish it wasnt so fucking easy to die over nothing.
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08:15:12 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 22nd 10am (7-11) || SS: Sun 23rd 9am || WotW: TBA || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set your timezone on the site to see your local times in the Schedule! | Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
08:15:12 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Sat Mar 15 19:54:55 2014
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08:39:02 <Steven> love those seasons when 3-4 kids are born and the oldest person in the village is ~45
08:42:00 <Mekkis> Witch spells. Which ones should I pick at first level?
08:42:15 <Mekkis> !spell fumbletongue
08:42:18 <diebot> Mekkis, FUMBLETONGUE enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) bard 1, witch 1 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. +5 ft./2 levels) one creature Comp: V, S Duration: 1d4 rounds Save: Will negates SR:yesSource: Ultimate Magic
08:42:18 <diebot> This enchantment causes a creature to be unable to speak intelligibly. Any effort the target makes to talk, in any language, comes out as a useless mix of unconnected words and noises. Even magic words are affected to some extent; the target has a 20% spell failure chance for any spell it attempts to cast with verbal components, and a 20% chance to
08:42:19 <diebot> incorrectly use a command word to activate a magic item. This spell has no effect on telepathic communication, or the vocalizations of creatures that lack a spoken language.
08:42:50 <Mekkis> !spell beguiling gift
08:42:51 <diebot> Mekkis, BEGUILING GIFT enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) bard 1, witch 1 1 standard action Range: 5 ft. one creature Comp: V, S, F (the object to be offered) Duration: 1 round Save: Will negates SR:yesSource: APG
08:42:51 <diebot> You offer an object to an adjacent creature, and entice it into using or consuming the proffered item. If the target fails its Will save, it immediately takes the offered object, dropping an already held object if necessary. On its next turn, it consumes or dons the object, as appropriate for the item in question. For example, an apple would be
08:42:52 <diebot> eaten, a potion consumed, a ring put on a finger, and a sword wielded in a free hand. If the target is physically unable to accept the object, the spell fails. The subject is under no obligation to continue consuming or using the item once the spell's duration has expired, although it may find a cursed item difficult to be rid of.
08:43:55 <Mekkis> !spell earpiercing scream
08:43:56 <diebot> Mekkis, EAR-PIERCING SCREAM evocation ([sonic]) bard 1, inquisitor 1, sorcerer/ wizard 1, witch 1 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous; see text Save: Fortitude partial (see text) SR:yesSource: Ultimate Magic
08:43:56 <diebot> You unleash a powerful scream, inaudible to all but a single target. The target is dazed for 1 round and takes 1d6 points of sonic damage per two caster levels (maximum 5d6). A successful save negates the daze effect and halves the damage.
08:44:03 <Yiroep> Ear-Piercing Scream is awesome.
08:44:07 <Yiroep> Ill Omen is pretty good.
08:44:30 <Yiroep> Although if you read ear-piercing scream literally, it does no damage at level 1.
08:44:56 <Mekkis> so: earpiercing scream, summon monster I, web bolt,
08:45:34 <Yiroep> I got a wand of ill omen for my dual-cursed oracle.
08:45:37 <Yiroep> In case he runs out of spells.
08:45:43 <Yiroep> Since it has no save anyway.
08:46:03 <Mekkis> yeah, but I don't want to play my character like that
08:46:10 <Mekkis> he's taking fortune
08:47:18 <Yiroep> Mmk, well I was just giving suggestions.
08:47:37 <Mekkis> I know.
08:47:47 <Mekkis> is there the opposite of ill omen?
08:48:26 <Yiroep> Embrace destiny is personal, but it's also level 2 for a witch.
08:48:33 <Yiroep> Most of those kind of spells are bard spells.
09:13:37 * Steven slames face into wall repeatedlly
09:14:22 <Steven> Oh... i see you have your food problem sorted... well your foresters have been shit at their job... no fire wood, 7 people freeze to death in an abnormally cold winter.
09:14:27 <Steven> HA! back down to 10 pop
09:17:56 <Steven> fuuuuuuuuck
09:21:17 <s_gmusic> 7 more dead?
10:07:15 <Steven> i quit that game... fuckin shit.
10:07:27 <Steven> was down to 3 adults 2 children.
11:02:40 <Steven> whole field of potatoes im harvesting right next to 4 starving houses... GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE AND PICK THE POTATOS!
17:05:43 <Mekkis> !spell web bolt
17:05:43 <diebot> Mekkis, WEB BOLT conjuration (creation[]) magus 1, sorcerer/wizard 1, witch 1 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) Comp: V, S Duration: 1 min./level Save: Reflex negates; see text SR:noSource: Advanced Race Guide
17:05:44 <diebot> You launch a ball of webbing at a target, which must make a save or be affected as if by a web spell occupying only the creature's space. If the creature saves or breaks free of the webbing, the remaining webs dissolve and the square is not considered difficult terrain. The spell has no effect if the target is not on or adjacent to a solid surface
17:05:44 <diebot> that can support the webbing.
17:06:29 <Mekkis> !spell undine's curse
17:06:30 <diebot> Mekkis, UNDINE'S CURSE necromancy ([evil]) sorcerer/wizard 1, witch 1 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature Comp: V, S Duration: 1 hour/level Save: Will negates SR:yesSource: Advanced Race Guide
17:06:30 <diebot> The target loses its body's natural ability to breathe automatically. As long as it remains conscious and is able to take physical actions, it keeps breathing and is able to function normally. If it is ever unconscious (including sleeping) or unable to take physical actions, it stops breathing and begins to suffocate. Creatures that do not have to
17:06:31 <diebot> breathe are immune to this spell.
17:07:03 <Mekkis> !spell urban grace
17:07:03 <diebot> Mekkis, URBAN GRACE transmutation ([]) alchemist 1, bard 1, ranger 1, sorcerer/wizard 1, witch 1 1 standard action Range: personal Comp: V, S Duration: 1 minute/level Save: SR:Source: Advanced Race Guide
17:07:04 <diebot> You become one with the city around you, allowing you to move more easily through its crowds and buildings. For the duration of this spell, your base land speed increases by 10 feet. In addition, it does not cost you 2 squares of movement to enter a square with crowds, though the crowd still provides cover to you. This ability does not allow you to
17:07:04 <diebot> enter the space of enemy creatures without making the appropriate Acrobatics check. In addition, you receive a +4 circumstance bonus on Acrobatics checks made to move across uneven urban surfaces, such as roofs and broken pavement, and on Climb checks made to scale walls and other artificial surfaces. Whenever you make an Acrobatics check to make a
17:07:04 <diebot> long jump between two buildings or artificial structures, you are always treated as if you had a running start, regardless of the actual distance traveled.
17:07:25 <Mekkis> !spell vocal alteration
17:07:26 <diebot> Mekkis, VOCAL ALTERATION transmutation ([]) alchemist 1, bard 1, inquisitor 1, sorcerer/wizard 1, witch 1 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one humanoid creature Comp: V, S Duration: 1 minute/level Save: Fortitude negates SR:yesSource: Ultimate Magic
17:07:26 <diebot> You alter the target's voice to something else. For example, you could make the target's voice high-pitched, husky, or nasal, or change its accent to an accent you are familiar with. If this spell is used as part of a disguise, the target gets a +10 bonus on the Disguise check when trying to fool a listener. The target can vary the disguised voice
17:07:27 <diebot> just as it could its normal voice. For example, a halfling female given a male dwarf noble's voice and accent could speak in falsetto, with a rural halfling accent, and so on.
17:54:10 <Mekkis> moin
19:47:21 <Brunius> http://redd.it/20dx7f
20:13:16 <Mekkis> Brunius, URL shorteners are horrible
20:50:28 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 22nd 10am (7-11) || SS: Sun 23rd 9am || WotW: Sat 29th 3pm || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set your timezone on the site to see your local times in the Schedule! | Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
20:50:28 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Sun Mar 16 13:25:16 2014
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20:51:21 <Mekkis> Sure
20:51:25 <Mekkis> but android scares me
20:52:07 <Avatar> do you remember who was at our table of king of the storval stairs?
20:52:25 <Avatar> I remember matt GMing, you, me, simon
20:52:29 <Avatar> and 3 others I can't remember
20:52:46 <Mekkis> john, playing his summoner
20:59:31 <Avatar> do you remember the other two
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22:29:37 <Mekkis> no
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23:20:38 <Mekkis> turns out that according to my VL, you're not supposed to GM to have fun
23:21:39 <Avatar> eh
23:21:45 <Avatar> context
23:22:09 <Mekkis> GM 101 that they ran today
23:22:32 <Mekkis> just finished running Library of the Lion
23:22:42 <Avatar> maybe he/she meant not as a me vs them thing
23:23:13 <Mekkis> there is that possibility
23:24:10 <Mekkis> that reminds me, Avatar: please schedule WotW for Sat 29 3pm
23:24:32 <Mekkis> that/msg Avatar please schedule WotW for Sat 29 3pm
23:24:44 <Avatar> I've got it
23:30:34 <Damalon01> morning
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23:31:30 <Avatar> do you still have 5 players in the game?
23:31:37 <Avatar> brunius, damalon, kapow, spam, ulzef?
23:31:41 <Brunius_> say again
23:31:42 <Brunius_> uh
23:31:45 <Brunius_> yeah I tghink
23:31:47 <Brunius_> think
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23:31:54 <Avatar> mekkis do you know for sure
23:31:58 <Brunius_> only three were around yesterday, I didn't catch why
23:32:10 <Avatar> I don't think I've seen all 5 around for a while
23:32:22 <Avatar> or there is usually only 3 or 4 people
23:32:25 <Brunius_> kapow hasn't logged in for a while, and spam doesn't seem to idle in here
23:32:36 <Avatar> that's fine as long as they're playing?
23:32:48 <Brunius_> I haven't seen kapow in months
23:32:51 <Brunius_> nor psam
23:32:51 <Avatar> otherwise I am spamming them
23:32:53 <Brunius_> spam even
23:32:57 <Avatar> wake up mekkis
23:33:10 <Brunius_> maybe we should
23:33:13 <Brunius_> *glasses*
23:33:15 <Brunius_> SPAM
23:33:15 <Brunius_> him
23:33:58 <Avatar> I'll leave spam and kapow out of the invite until he wakes up
23:39:40 <Mekkis> moin
23:39:56 <Brunius> hi
23:47:39 <Ulzef> hey mekkis just making lunch be on ina min
23:52:16 <Mekkis> k
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