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05:20 <Mekkis> Just one year after the Windows 8 launch, Microsoft issued a free update to address some of the gripes. The system now lets people run more than two apps side by side, for instance, and its Internet Explorer browser lets people open more than 10 tabs without automatically closing older ones.
10:55 * ChanOP removes ban on *!*roflcustar@*.127.AEC534.0F833B
23:04 <Mekkis> !item dust of illusion 
23:05 <diebot> Mekkis, DUST OF ILLUSION [moderate illusion] CL:6 none 1200gp, 0lb
23:06 <diebot> This unremarkable powder resembles chalk dust or powdered graphite. When stared at, however, the dust changes color and form. A creature covered in dust of illusion is affected as if by a disguise self glamer, with the individual who sprinkles the dust envisioning the illusion desired. An unwilling target is allowed a DC 11 Reflex save to avoid the
23:06 <diebot> dust. The glamer lasts for 2 hours. Source: Ultimate Equipment
41:25 <Brunius> https://twitter.com/EddieWorkMoron
41:32 <Avatar> haha
41:39 <Avatar> pretty bad
43:08 <s_gmusic> wuzzat?
06:01 <Steven> brunius, cant make it to SS this next week.
06:07 <Steven> my mom just invited me to go on a road trip.
07:52 <Damalon01> bbllllaarg
09:53 <Avatar> ya
14:21 <Mekkis> well.. TI83 can't. TI83+ can
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36:32 <Steven> so i got a complaint from a player about my running of citadel of flame
36:52 <Steven> because im a GM that only gets his jollies from killing players...
37:12 <Steven> even though i tried everything i could to not kill players.
38:17 <Steven> the store got a complaint for not being inclusive enough to the player
38:22 <Steven> it was his first time there ever
38:29 <Steven> and nobody could remember his name.
40:01 <Steven> So i guess im not supposed to follow tactics as written even more, i shouldnt cast spells at all on my casters because thats just not fair to players.
10:19 <Steven> so what you guys up to
10:43 <Avatar> is that the fireball one
10:53 <Avatar> tier 4-5 for that fireball
10:56 <Avatar> doesn't sound new
11:04 <Steven> yeah
11:10 <Steven> 6d6 damage
11:17 <Steven> rolled 29
11:23 <Avatar> owwwww
11:29 <Steven> everyone but one person failed save
13:18 <Steven> yeah, thats the only Fireball i used.
13:32 <Steven> cause i didnt want to kill them
16:24 <Avatar> what did the player want you to do exactly
16:32 <Steven> i dunno
16:43 <Avatar> that's an important question
16:50 <Steven> i guess not use fireball
16:59 <Avatar> you ran tactics as written
17:22 <Steven> no i broke tactics right after the spell and took super ineffective actions
17:41 <Steven> i literally could have killed all of them.
18:09 <Avatar> before the fireball
18:22 <Avatar> before and up to
18:29 <Steven> started game
18:31 <Avatar> I don't think anyone is upset at going weaker
18:42 <Steven> read the description
18:50 <Avatar> what description
18:56 <Steven> they found the citadel of flame
19:01 <Steven> get attacked by two fire elementals
19:12 <Steven> kill em pretty easy
19:16 <Steven> they go inside the temple
19:22 <Avatar> I'm only talking about that encounter
19:26 <Steven> go upstairs after the foot steps
19:31 <Avatar> everything before that doesn't matter
19:34 <Steven> run into a fireball
19:37 <Avatar> or is that what they had problems with
19:37 <Steven> they heal up
19:42 <Steven> come downstairs
19:53 <Steven> i tell them to move where ever they want their characters to move
20:10 <Steven> ONE guy was like we're in fireball formation, imma move over this way
20:17 <Steven> i waited 10 full seconds
20:36 <Steven> and i was like out of the mouth of the statue shoots a bead of fire(nobody was in range for color spray)
21:19 <Steven> roll damage, 29 damage.. 2 people sucking dirt
21:23 <Steven> and other people hurting a lot
22:00 <Steven> I killed 1 person when i should have killed 5 people... 
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34:05 <Steven> the one person i did kill died from a flaming sphere
34:51 <Steven> after everyone who was living ran out of the room
34:54 <Steven> or was dragged out
35:02 <Steven> so the flaming sphere just sat in the persons square
39:24 <s_gmusic> wow....
49:17 <Steven> yup
49:42 <Steven> yeah it was somebody who came over from the moscow store
50:01 <Steven> where they softball so much its not even funny.
51:53 <Steven> "Oh, i attacked you last turn, well let me move over to the other player and attack them.  the movement will provoke go ahead and take your AoO..."
52:03 <Steven> "Well damn you killed the bad guy..."
04:29 <s_gmusic> :          |
07:25 <Avatar> comment
11:43 <glacier> hi guys
11:46 <glacier> party hard guys
13:08 <Steven> no exaggeration 
17:09 <Brunius> Avatar, please reschedule SS for the 23rd
28:59 <Avatar> I really should read up on the rules for dragging
29:08 <Avatar> I feel like it may be an underestimated combat maneuver
30:07 <Steven> its pretty awesome
31:27 <Steven> alright, going to go play some d3
32:23 <Avatar> rescheduled
52:57 <granny_boob_stroker> i love you guys
53:02 <granny_boob_stroker> partay hard guys!
53:04 <granny_boob_stroker> thanks guys
53:16 <granny_boob_stroker> good luck guys
53:20 <granny_boob_stroker> bye guys
53:26 <granny_boob_stroker> thanks again, guys
53:29 <granny_boob_stroker> ok  guys
53:31 <granny_boob_stroker> bye guys
53:34 <granny_boob_stroker> cya guys
27:18 <Phly> hello
29:11 <Mekkis> hey
30:18 <Phly> Been a long time since i've been around here, maybe about two years
36:13 <roflcustard> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkeBgZcEZnQ
36:16 <diebot> roflcustard, How to take a Shit
58:46 <Avatar> the "you can't diplomacise in combat" rule aside
59:00 <Avatar> you need to be super smart about that kind of thing
59:17 <Avatar> a +30 to diplomacy with we're bitching is obviously the opposite of that
59:23 <Avatar> I assume that's not what you're talking about
59:30 <Mekkis> technically you can, you just need to spend One Minute of continuous interaction
59:45 <Avatar> but what you think is a fantastic creative solution and what actually is a fantastic creative solution may be two different things
00:20 <Mekkis> I'm trying to work out of a diplomacy-based character would work
00:28 <Avatar> if you want to try it, I'd say try it, but know the point where you know diplomacy isn't going to be an option
00:33 <Mekkis> who could Actually talk his way out of combat situations
00:45 <Avatar> a rogue?
01:20 <Mekkis> more likely a paladin or cleric
01:35 <Mekkis> actually... Kernigahn could try that
03:40 <Avatar> you can't really diplomacise an ooze
03:58 <Avatar> you know, for example
08:27 <Mekkis> !item lion's shield
08:27 <diebot> Mekkis, LION'S SHIELD [moderate conjuration] CL:10 shield 9170gp, 15lb
08:28 <diebot> This +2 heavy steel shield is fashioned to appear to be a roaring lion's head. Three times per day as a free action, the lion's head can be commanded to attack (independently of the shield wearer), biting with the wielder's base attack bonus (including multiple attacks, if the wielder has them) and dealing 2d6 points of damage. This attack is in
08:28 <diebot> addition to any actions performed by the wielder. Source: Ultimate Equipment
08:52 <Mekkis> !spell dream
08:58 <diebot> Mekkis, DREAM illusion (phantasm[mind-affecting]) bard 5, sorcerer/wizard 5, alchemist 5 1 minute Range: unlimited one living creature touched Comp: V, S Duration: see text Save: none SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
08:58 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/dream.html
29:54 <Avatar> what do you guys think of the rpg superstar module pitches
32:54 <s_gmusic> I haven't looked at anything related to superstar. :\
42:32 <s_gmusic> is there good stuff there or junk?
47:33 <Steven> so hot in my house
56:37 <Mekkis> oh wow
56:53 <Mekkis> Avatar, do any of your characters worship Erastil?
02:25 <roflcustard> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tatl1PBYim4
02:26 <diebot> roflcustard, Crazy Aboriginal VS Bogan
14:48 <Steven> erastil pretty cool dude... you know... for a god who doesnt like whores.
25:19 <s_gmusic> wonder how many ways there are to become a Venture Captain in-game. I know of one, but not sure if there's others.
27:21 <Steven> there is 1
28:24 <Mekkis> matches a lot of the population
28:53 <s_gmusic> so only one.... and I think I already blew my chances at it. blarg. :(
31:32 <Steven> so, i MIGHT be back in time for SS
31:43 <Steven> depends on what time we leave.
58:15 <Mekkis_T41> http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-1-10-americans-html-std-study-finds-20140304,0,1188415.story#axzz2v1X0Ct00
24:09 <Steven> maybe when the next part comes out.
28:55 <s_gmusic> bonekeep, you mean? I'll have to take a look at that.
29:18 <Steven> why would i mean bonekeep?
29:25 <s_gmusic> idunno.
29:46 <s_gmusic> tired and trying to frankenstein together a way to run apple apps on my android tablet
30:15 <Steven> i cant wait till my wizard becomes a VC
30:51 <Steven> Venture Captain Ahtuz, Signifier of Cheliax, Gluttonous Necromancer of Geb.
31:31 <s_gmusic> heh.
32:03 <s_gmusic> I only wanted to get VC on a character for the new character thing.
34:49 <Steven> well that boon is not related to being the VC.
35:26 <s_gmusic> did I misread it?
36:42 <s_gmusic> the protege thing reads like it's part of the vc boon
36:46 <Steven> oh damn it is.
36:51 <Steven> well aint that a bitch and a half.
38:20 <s_gmusic> :(
38:42 <Steven> well my suggestion is to GM it.
38:59 <Steven> my VC bought the lodge
39:57 <Steven> its really quite broken
42:49 <Steven> i got mine for 17 Prestige
43:34 <s_gmusic> how'd you manage to reduce it by 8?
44:23 <Steven> boon
44:43 <s_gmusic> another one? I know having the title makes it 25 instead of 50.
45:17 <Steven> yup another one
45:32 <s_gmusic> oh well
47:36 <Steven> last adventure i got 2 Lookouts and a Foreign Contact
47:59 <Steven> lookouts kept guard while i slept
48:15 <Steven> two rolls at 1d20+16 Perception
48:24 <Steven> i was not surprised during combat
49:17 <Steven> pretty awesome 4PP
51:42 <Steven> alright goin to sleep
56:37 <s_gmusic> g'night
59:47 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: TBA || WotW: Sat 15th 3pm || SS: Sun 16th 9am || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set your timezone on the site to see your local times in the Schedule! | Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
59:47 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Sun Mar  2 20:54:28 2014
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08:35 <Mekkis> Just one year after the Windows 8 launch, Microsoft issued a free update to address some of the gripes. The system now lets people run more than two apps side by side, for instance, and its Internet Explorer browser lets people open more than 10 tabs without automatically closing older ones.
17:31 <Mekkis> !spell darkness
17:37 <diebot> Mekkis, DARKNESS evocation ([darkness]) bard 2, cleric 2, sorcerer/wizard 2, inquisitor 2, antipaladin 2, magus 2 1 standard action Range: touch object touched Comp: V, M/DF (bat fur and a piece of coal) Duration: 1 min./level Save: none SR:noSource: PFRPG Core
17:38 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/darkness.html
44:47 <Avatar> haha
44:53 <Avatar> pretty bad
33:56 <Avatar> which one is phly again
49:28 <Avatar> http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2012/12/portals-physics-engine-rebuilt-in-25kb-on-a-graphing-calculator/
52:50 <Mekkis> first sentence is WRONG
53:27 <Mekkis> TI83, TI84 can easily run applications with 100k of code
57:16 <Avatar> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/e-g/gauntlet-inheritor-s-gauntlet
57:27 <Avatar> is that a good enough reason to abandon reach and go with a greatsword
03:36 <Avatar> comment
32:18 <Mekkis> Avatar, that depends. Do you really want to worship Iomodae?
34:21 <Avatar> no not really
34:36 <Avatar> I will if the abilites are good though
20:47 <Mekkis> !spell darkness
20:53 <diebot> Mekkis, DARKNESS evocation ([darkness]) bard 2, cleric 2, sorcerer/wizard 2, inquisitor 2, antipaladin 2, magus 2 1 standard action Range: touch object touched Comp: V, M/DF (bat fur and a piece of coal) Duration: 1 min./level Save: none SR:noSource: PFRPG Core
20:53 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/darkness.html
25:32 <Avatar> ??????
58:54 <Avatar> can't remember why I chose magical lineage on fireball
43:53 <Mekkis> I'm making a druid/witch specialised in summoning
54:33 <Avatar> what about my reach/greatsword dilemma
59:35 <Mekkis> !spell share memory
59:35 <diebot> Mekkis, SHARE MEMORY divination ([]) bard 2, sorcerer/wizard 2, witch 2 1 standard action Range: touch you and one creature touched Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous Save: Will negates SR:yesSource: Ultimate Magic
59:36 <diebot> You momentarily link your mind with the target and share a single memory of no longer than 1 minute. You can show the target one of your memories, show the target one of its own memories, or view one of the target's memories.
41:12 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> anyone here selling a book called experimental methods by Les kirkup?
41:26 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> thanks guys
45:14 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> party hard guys
45:22 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> keep u[ the good work guys
45:24 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> thanks guys
45:28 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> bye guys
45:32 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> have fun guys
45:53 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> and if u ever need me in your clan,  please let me know ok guys?
45:56 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> thanks guys
46:09 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> ill be first in line, guys
46:11 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> thanks guys
46:17 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> seeya guys
46:21 <Mekkis> !spell ghostbane dirge
46:22 <diebot> Mekkis, GHOSTBANE DIRGE transmutation ([]) bard 2, cleric 2, inquisitor 2, paladin 1 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one incorporeal creature Comp: V, S, M/DF (an old reed from a wind instrument) Duration: 1 round/level Save: Will negates SR:yesSource: APG
46:23 <diebot> The target coalesces into a semi-physical form for a short period of time. While subject to the spell, the incorporeal creature takes half damage (50%) from nonmagical attack forms, and full damage from magic weapons, spells, spell-like effects, and supernatural effects.
46:24 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> take care guys
46:32 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> hoo roo guys
46:36 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> thanks guys
46:50 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> ok  guys
46:56 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> im about to go ok guys?
46:58 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> thanks guys
47:01 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> bye guys
47:08 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> thanks again, guys
47:18 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> cya guys
48:10 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> hopr u guys dont mind me sitting here for another hour while i wait for my lunch to cook
48:15 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> thanks guys
48:25 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> ill wait here quietly ok guys?
48:32 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> thanks heaps guys
48:36 <MatureAgeTafeStudent> .
53:05 <Mekkis> What is it with the massive number of skillless Pathfinders?
59:36 <Avatar> what
08:17 <Avatar> you don't explain yourself very much Mekkis
12:49 <Mekkis> we have a party, with ints of 7, 8, 8 and 10
14:18 <Mekkis> so yeah, a lot of really combat-focused characters with no skill to speak of
14:26 <Mekkis> !item gem of brightness
14:27 <diebot> Mekkis, GEM OF BRIGHTNESS [moderate evocation] CL:6 none 13000gp, 0lb
14:28 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/items/gem_of_brightness.html
20:49 <Avatar> PFS?
23:34 <Mekkis> yeah
33:13 <Mekkis> so many big stupid fighters
35:50 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: TBA || WotW: Sat 15th 3pm || SS: Sun 23rd 9am || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set your timezone on the site to see your local times in the Schedule! | Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
35:50 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Sun Mar  9 18:30:57 2014
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18:34 <Mekkis> http://satwcomic.com/what-comes-around-goes-around
18:45 <Avatar> 2+int
18:58 <Avatar> you're the one who's saying always choose hp for favoured class points
36:53 <TafeStudent> hello/good morning/aloha/greetings/saluatations,  guys!
37:08 <TafeStudent> id like to apply for a position
37:18 <TafeStudent> within your organistaion/clan
37:37 <TafeStudent> I enclose my resume for your persual...
37:39 <TafeStudent> thanks guys
37:49 <TafeStudent> ta 
37:51 <TafeStudent> guys
38:12 <TafeStudent> bye 
38:14 <TafeStudent> guys
39:13 <AngryMidget> what are the  kingdom classifications of bacteria?
40:53 <Mekkis> AngryirishMidget, what's the link to your resume?
43:04 <Avatar> steven
43:08 <AngryirishMidget> you dont think im that obtuse do you?
43:09 <Avatar> what is a good reach weap
43:15 <Avatar> I think I need to abandon this greatsword
43:37 <Brunius> `op
44:05 <Brunius> `deop
44:33 <Mekkis> !capacity 10
44:34 <diebot> Mekkis, 33 if medium, 24.75 if small.
46:39 <Mekkis> Avatar, best reach weapon is the Faulchard, but is it worth the $10 it costs?
47:54 <Mekkis> otherwise, Bardiche
48:50 <Mekkis> Lucerne hammer and Guisarme aren't bad either
48:53 <Mekkis> nor is lance.
49:14 <Mekkis> but definitely Falchard (if you want to spend $10 and Exotic Proficiency)
49:18 <Avatar> not fauchard for sure
49:26 <Avatar> for the book
49:33 <Mekkis> then Bardiche
49:55 <Mekkis> 19-20/x2 is better than x3 under most circumstances
50:13 <Avatar> it only has slashing
50:18 <Mekkis> so?
50:20 <Avatar> horsechopper has slashing/piercing
50:22 <Avatar> and trip
50:28 <Mekkis> it has 19-20/x2
50:42 <Mekkis> trip doesn't really mean anything, you knwo
51:26 <Mekkis> if I were you, I'd take bardiche as the main weapon, and have a lucerne hammer or lance as backup
51:40 <Avatar> ok that sounds like a plan
52:40 <Mekkis> because generally if you're critting them, x2 or x3 will kill them regardless
53:29 <Avatar> there's no bludgeoning reach weapon
53:34 <Mekkis> yes there is
53:37 <Mekkis> the Lucerne Hammer
53:50 <Avatar> bludgeoning only I meant
54:05 <Mekkis> it's bludgeoning or piercing
54:12 <Mekkis> choose it when you use it
55:45 <Mekkis> what character is this?
55:53 <Mekkis> I've been playing my level 1 druid...
56:02 <Mekkis> man he is ineffective
57:18 <Mekkis> he's taken a class option that I've never seen any druids take
57:46 <Avatar> Judas, my sczarni paladin
57:58 <Avatar> I think he is ready to go after these weapons are done
59:05 <Mekkis> have you ever seen a druid who took an inquisition?
59:15 <Mekkis> rather than a domain or animal companion?
00:47 <Avatar> no
01:06 <Avatar> I think I've only ever seen one other druid who took a domain rather than an animal companion
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02:26 <Mekkis> Darvesh?
03:10 <Mekkis> I now have a druid with an inquisition
07:00 <Avatar> not sure if that was his name
07:03 <Avatar> david? I think
22:13 <Mekkis> I'm also the one saying put more than 9 int
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48:21 <Avatar> how come crossbows are a lot cheaper than bows
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