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01:37 <gecko> Nobody ever sends me porn links
02:39 * gecko tried new whiskeys tonight
02:51 <gecko> Ill be able to impress cosmic with my knowledge
05:25 <PandasDontDrive> What Whiskey did you try?
06:54 <gecko> Yamazaki, Hellyers Road, Chivas Regal, and Glenfiddich
07:03 <gecko> From Alice's collection
07:38 <gecko> Pass me a cig PandasDontDrive
07:55 * PandasDontDrive rolls gecko a rum cig
08:03 * PandasDontDrive passes it to him
08:07 <PandasDontDrive> n'joy!
08:17 <PandasDontDrive> Glenfiddich is great mate.
08:56 * gecko is flammable, btw
09:08 <gecko> It was okay, they were all very burny
09:10 <PandasDontDrive> haha
09:33 <gecko> I dont get the appeal
09:33 <PandasDontDrive> No ice?
09:38 <gecko> No
09:46 <PandasDontDrive> In the old days, gecko.
09:49 <gecko> I'm told it's blasphemy
09:55 <PandasDontDrive> Men used to drink Peppered Wine.
10:05 <gecko> That's just sounds yucky
10:06 <PandasDontDrive> A most disgusting concotion
10:13 <PandasDontDrive> Yep!
10:32 <PandasDontDrive> Scotch and Whiskey is a dedication.
10:41 <PandasDontDrive> Nice and neat, take a seat.
11:05 <gecko> It seems to be an acquired taste. How is your move going?
11:07 <PandasDontDrive> Have you had something to drink tonight that you actually like?
11:11 <gecko> You moved hoist didn't you?
11:13 <gecko> Not really
11:14 <PandasDontDrive> I am all moved in.
11:17 <gecko> House"
11:21 <PandasDontDrive> :P
11:29 <gecko> Oh cool. With s friend?
11:36 <PandasDontDrive> I pissed her off like the first two nights
11:40 <PandasDontDrive> I was so nervous
11:41 <gecko> Oooops
11:44 <PandasDontDrive> lol
11:52 <PandasDontDrive> It's all good.
12:02 <gecko> Sorted now?
12:22 <PandasDontDrive> Of course. I don't need to act like I don't know what to do.
12:30 <PandasDontDrive> She said to me
12:45 <PandasDontDrive> Josh, this is my home... Now it is your home.
13:19 <PandasDontDrive> How about you and like, your gf
13:26 <PandasDontDrive> that still happening?
14:01 <gecko> Yeah :) we are good
14:11 <PandasDontDrive> sweet man
14:19 <PandasDontDrive> really smiling now :D
16:32 <PandasDontDrive> Guess you learned what not to drink, but now you gotta go through what not to smoke.
16:32 <PandasDontDrive> I have a nice cuban cigar.
16:32 <gecko> Ha no I'm down with that already
16:32 <gecko> I don't smoke anything
16:32 <PandasDontDrive> :P
16:32 <IGA> drinking is good
16:32 <IGA> lets have a drink
16:33 <PandasDontDrive> pour us one IGA
16:33 * PandasDontDrive pushes out three shot glasses
16:33 * PandasDontDrive lines them up
16:33 <gecko> I'll have a gin
16:33 <IGA> <PandasDontDrive> Men used to drink Peppered Wine.
16:33 <IGA> love it
17:02 <PandasDontDrive> I liked mulled wine, peppered is, a difficult conversation.
17:02 <PandasDontDrive> lol
17:47 <IGA> why?
17:56 <PandasDontDrive> IT
18:00 <IGA> its beautiful
18:05 <IGA> like black garlic ice cream
18:06 <PandasDontDrive> sorry, it's a joke.
18:07 <gecko> Too sweet for me
18:33 <IGA> a joke?
18:33 <PandasDontDrive> Yer
18:33 <gecko> Mulled wine I mean, i dont know what peppered wine is
18:33 <IGA> millions of people like it
18:39 <PandasDontDrive> because the inherent threat'd be me and Orange snuff.
18:45 <IGA> its a british tradition
18:55 <PandasDontDrive> You snort?
18:59 <IGA> yeh
19:13 <IGA> havnt for ages though
19:20 <gecko> Snort what
19:44 <IGA> my gf keeps harassing me to get some coke
19:44 <PandasDontDrive> tobacco.
19:44 <IGA> ive only got ice
19:44 <PandasDontDrive> Snuff.
19:44 <IGA> yeh ive snorted tobacco
19:44 <IGA> its great
19:44 <gecko> Lol...
19:44 <PandasDontDrive> It was such a habit
19:52 <IGA> ive only done it once or twice
19:55 <IGA> was good though
19:57 <PandasDontDrive> people had, gecko.
20:30 <PandasDontDrive> You put a little over your, hand, thumb.
20:33 <PandasDontDrive> Snort it.
20:49 <IGA> yeh I use to get it from india
20:52 <gecko> Sounds icky
21:18 <PandasDontDrive> we vape now
21:26 <PandasDontDrive> apparently that is for our safety :P
21:37 <PandasDontDrive> vaping aint as sexy as a cigarette.
21:51 <gecko> Cigarettes are well sexy
22:01 <gecko> Love when Alice smokes
22:28 <PandasDontDrive> I know!
22:29 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
22:37 <PandasDontDrive> They need to put them back in movies more
22:44 <PandasDontDrive> Alice is here name?
22:46 <PandasDontDrive> her*
22:54 <gecko> Yes
23:02 <PandasDontDrive> Awesome
23:09 <PandasDontDrive> Alice Smoking
23:17 <IGA> vape is shit
23:17 <gecko> Can't have them in movies... Kids are too impressionable these days...
23:20 <IGA> doesnt do anything
23:29 <IGA> ive had 32mg vape too its garbage, chemical placebo crap
25:48 <PandasDontDrive> IGA I was in fucking Manchester
25:48 <IGA> vape is shit man
25:48 <IGA> just smoke ciggies
25:48 <PandasDontDrive> and I was out the front with the hotel manager
25:48 <PandasDontDrive> he was vaping
25:48 <PandasDontDrive> I was smoking
25:48 <IGA> yeh its legal in uk to vape
25:48 <PandasDontDrive> fucking all these vaping cunts
25:48 <IGA> they are morons
25:48 <gecko> Oops
25:48 <IGA> its bad for u
25:48 <IGA> its chemicals
25:48 <PandasDontDrive> then these two black dudes walk up
25:48 <IGA> i like tobacco
25:48 <PandasDontDrive> and he is proper like
25:48 <IGA> i like the taste and smell
25:48 <PandasDontDrive> got a twig
25:48 <PandasDontDrive> ye
25:48 <IGA> most smokers dont
25:49 <PandasDontDrive> gave one
25:49 <IGA> they like nicotene
25:49 <IGA> i like tobacco
25:49 <PandasDontDrive> fkn only dude fkn smoking
25:49 <IGA> light ciggies are for idiots too
25:49 <PandasDontDrive> I love tobacco
25:49 <IGA> have more tar
25:49 <IGA> lol
25:49 <IGA> morons mna
25:49 <PandasDontDrive> not really addicted.
25:49 <PandasDontDrive> Just like smoking it tbh.
25:49 <IGA> same here
25:49 <PandasDontDrive> Fuck that vaping shit but
25:49 <IGA> last time i smoked a ciggie was maybe christmas day
25:49 <PandasDontDrive> what is the point?
25:49 <IGA> with my gf
25:49 <IGA> then i went home
25:49 <PandasDontDrive> Nice.
25:49 <IGA> havnt had one since ive had a lot of weed though
25:49 <PandasDontDrive> haha
25:49 <IGA> and afew drinks but no need for ciggie
25:49 <PandasDontDrive> You get some good grass en I guess ey
25:49 <IGA> yeh
26:17 <IGA> lol
26:17 <PandasDontDrive> my friend I live with
26:17 <PandasDontDrive> she smokes
26:17 <IGA> getting too much of a tollerance though
26:17 <PandasDontDrive> aye that will happen
26:17 <IGA> planning on quitting soon maybe in a month or 2
26:17 <PandasDontDrive> GATEWAY
26:17 <PandasDontDrive> nah
26:17 <IGA> well ive been on it everyday for almost a year now
26:19 <IGA> and primo stuff
26:22 <IGA> not garbage lol
26:22 <PandasDontDrive> time to start drinking tea my son
26:25 <PandasDontDrive> :P
26:44 <IGA> tea is lovely
26:49 <IGA> herbal tea no sugar no milk
26:57 <PandasDontDrive> that's right!
27:10 <IGA> i dont drink coffee
27:11 <PandasDontDrive> no hands just pleasure
27:11 <IGA> i like coffee
27:14 <IGA> just not drink it
27:20 <IGA> love a proper made ice coffee
27:25 <PandasDontDrive> aye
27:31 <PandasDontDrive> made by you?
28:04 * PandasDontDrive pets gecko don't lose your tail!
29:12 <IGA> nah i dont know how to make one
29:20 <IGA> well I can but its not a pro one you get from a cafe or anything
29:26 <IGA> those are the best
29:42 <PandasDontDrive> brb aye bro gotta cig
29:43 <lx>  Not too long now PandasDontDrive...
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33:07 <IGA> you dont smoke inside?
33:54 <President_Trump> PandasDontDrive how can you afford cigs when you've never worked a day in your life?
36:08 <gecko> Tresident_Prump
37:03 <gecko> I can't smoke inside it stinks the place up... Plus it's super obvious to non smokers
38:04 <IGA> its shit
38:09 <IGA> smoke outside have some respect
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42:43 <PandasDontDrive> I suppose I rob banks
43:15 <PandasDontDrive> Better question is, why do you give a shit about my finances?
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44:52 * gecko is off for some shut eye...
45:05 <PandasDontDrive> Goodnight
45:09 <PandasDontDrive> I will do the same
45:13 <gecko> U too
45:17 <PandasDontDrive> Sleep well.
45:24 <IGA> I dont give you shit about finances
45:36 <IGA> you are tired PandasDontDrive? meds kicking in?
45:46 <PandasDontDrive> Nah mate
45:59 <PandasDontDrive> Jerked off twice today about your mother already
46:03 <PandasDontDrive> Sleepy.
46:08 <PandasDontDrive> Innit.
46:15 <PandasDontDrive> Every whore has her day, aye.
46:39 <IGA> whore?
46:49 <IGA> my mums a whore?
47:36 <PandasDontDrive> Now yo're clued on
47:57 <PandasDontDrive> Took you a while to act like a bastard didn't it.
48:11 <IGA> act like bastard?
48:22 <IGA> I havn't said anything to you bro
48:38 <PandasDontDrive> <IGA> you are tired PandasDontDrive? meds kicking in?
49:03 <PandasDontDrive> Why would they be?
49:07 <IGA> well are they?
49:10 <PandasDontDrive> Don't act coy.
49:11 <IGA> its like 12am
49:16 <PandasDontDrive> We have had fun.
49:21 <PandasDontDrive> And you have been cordial.
49:22 <IGA> people like you take meds then sleep
49:26 <PandasDontDrive> Now leave it at that.
49:31 <HellFury> lol
49:35 <PandasDontDrive> There we go.
49:40 <IGA> i know because my gf took her lyrica for the night and cypramil and she in bed now
49:43 <PandasDontDrive> You come out of your shell.
49:44 <IGA> or cerapax
49:46 <IGA> one of those
49:48 <PandasDontDrive> Okay it's time.
50:02 <IGA> ill have one 2morrow night they floor me
50:05 <PandasDontDrive> You held on for a long time.
50:11 <IGA> held on?
50:17 <PandasDontDrive> I was surprised you were so nice to her and me
50:18 <IGA> im not holding on
50:20 <PandasDontDrive> yer
50:28 <PandasDontDrive> Don't talk shit
50:31 <IGA> im not
51:10 <PandasDontDrive> I just ate this caerphilli cheese
51:13 <PandasDontDrive> you ever had it?
51:51 <PandasDontDrive> It's really nice, it's Welsh.
52:25 <PandasDontDrive> Very hard to come by here and I used an entire block to make maccaroni.
53:59 <IGA> how did you get it?
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54:17 <PandasDontDrive> Sneaky chimp importer :P
54:50 <IGA> interesting
54:52 <PandasDontDrive> It's kind've like, cheddar cross with fetta
54:57 <IGA> well im not sure ive had it but ill try it
55:09 <PandasDontDrive> If you can find it bro, it's very nice.
55:22 <PandasDontDrive> It's Wales only recognized cheese. lol
55:43 <PandasDontDrive> You still drinking?
55:51 <PandasDontDrive> I was thinking of having a glass.
56:18 <IGA> yeh of course I am
56:27 <IGA> will be going for a few hours then bed
56:31 <IGA> few bongs
56:35 <PandasDontDrive> aye
56:39 <IGA> gotta be upright for 2morrow or im dead lol
56:46 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
56:53 <IGA> i dogged her the other day she wont be happy lol
56:56 <IGA> so gotta rock upo
56:58 <PandasDontDrive> It is the life man
57:03 <PandasDontDrive> Exactly
57:06 <IGA> it is but i feel like resting not seeing her 2morrow
57:10 <IGA> but what can I do
57:25 <PandasDontDrive> Conducting a high level investigation
57:29 <PandasDontDrive> sorry babes
57:37 <PandasDontDrive> I am with the Police today
57:50 <PandasDontDrive> Searching out bad guys *huffs* HEAPS OF BAD GUYS
58:22 <PandasDontDrive> Dragging the iron and all the exhaust fumes babes, putting gangsters away
58:30 <IGA> huh?
58:35 <PandasDontDrive> Smoking
58:41 <PandasDontDrive> chilly willy
58:48 <IGA> no idea what you smoking there lol
58:53 <PandasDontDrive> weed
59:07 <PandasDontDrive> I am stoned af right now
59:27 <PandasDontDrive> y u think I made mac n cheese outta expensive cheese block
59:29 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
59:50 <IGA> nice
00:01 <IGA> how much was the block?
00:18 <PandasDontDrive> dunno, mum gave it to me on christmas as a present
00:26 <President_Trump> PandasDontDrive lets see a pic of your weed
00:30 <PandasDontDrive> ask her today but actually
00:34 <PandasDontDrive> I had another block
00:42 <PandasDontDrive> red leisceter
00:48 <PandasDontDrive> English one
00:54 <PandasDontDrive> really fucking tasty
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> tasty as President_Trump pubic hair
01:01 <IGA> yeh?
01:08 <IGA> ive seen that around ive yet to try it
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01:12 <President_Trump> knew you had no weed
01:14 <PandasDontDrive> Yeah, it's good man
01:19 <IGA> you know ales make some of the best cheese in the world
01:29 <IGA> wales
01:30 <PandasDontDrive> tru
01:37 <IGA> you ever had welsh rarebit?
01:40 <PandasDontDrive> england makes, awesome cheeses
01:50 <IGA> wales makes better cheese man
01:59 <PandasDontDrive> Yer
02:07 <PandasDontDrive> I had rabbit there
02:08 <IGA> most of uk culture comes from wales and scottland
02:18 <IGA> they are wannabes
02:19 <President_Trump> u are prob off to british^fagmeats house later to eat his cheese
02:30 <PandasDontDrive> had this awesome deer and rabbit pate
02:40 <PandasDontDrive> aswell
02:59 <PandasDontDrive> I do like British^Meat, I always thought he was chill.
03:01 Nick: Albanese is now known as stayout
03:04 <PandasDontDrive> He just does not like me.
03:17 <IGA> you ever had a welsh curry?
03:30 <PandasDontDrive> I did
03:39 <PandasDontDrive> also had a proper welsh stew
03:45 <PandasDontDrive> cooked the right ways
03:49 <PandasDontDrive> was very nice.
03:59 Nick: stayout is now known as flightriskaussie
04:06 <PandasDontDrive> But when you get to Cardiff and things get more, local.
04:59 <President_Trump> wheres your housemate?
05:13 <IGA> cardiff?
05:32 <PandasDontDrive> Asleep
05:37 <PandasDontDrive> like a normal person
05:37 <IGA> im from swansea
05:48 <PandasDontDrive> I was in swansea
05:53 <PandasDontDrive> met this nice man there
06:04 <PandasDontDrive> and these boys for their mates father's wake
06:10 Nick: flightriskaussie is now known as lol50degrees
06:13 <PandasDontDrive> I wanted to walk around see dylan thomas shit
06:18 <PandasDontDrive> but at night time
06:25 <PandasDontDrive> not so much to see or do
06:30 <PandasDontDrive> beach was nice
06:34 <PandasDontDrive> pub was nice
06:39 <PandasDontDrive> Joe at the pub was nice
06:57 <IGA> yeh bro
06:59 <IGA> mad hey
07:03 <PandasDontDrive> don't mean to be bang out of order but joe was a fkn nice black dude from england man
07:09 <PandasDontDrive> I loved swansea
07:15 <PandasDontDrive> for that one day
07:17 Nick: lol50degrees is now known as bushpigs
07:22 <President_Trump> is PandasDontDrive pretending to be welsh again? lol
07:27 <PandasDontDrive> I couldnt sleep IGA
07:40 <PandasDontDrive> so I left the hotel and just fkn slept on the beach
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07:43 <PandasDontDrive> was good
08:28 <PandasDontDrive> wish you had something to President_Trump to be to pretend to be to pretend President_Trump to be to be
08:48 <PandasDontDrive> You're a fat ginger faggot.
09:39 <PandasDontDrive> You stand underneath windows like a fool. I am Welsh and if that offends you. Eat a dick. Could probably buy a cheese with one innit for you.
09:55 <President_Trump> you cant afford cheese, never had a job lol
10:22 <President_Trump> take a pic of the cheese and take a pic of the weed
10:22 * PandasDontDrive opens drawer
10:31 <PandasDontDrive> Cockgobbler
10:38 <PandasDontDrive> that's your cheese m8
10:44 <President_Trump> you have neither lol
10:49 <PandasDontDrive> wait
10:53 <IGA> PandasDontDrive is a liar it seems
10:56 <PandasDontDrive> I don't have the cockcheese?
11:04 <IGA> might be time to leave austnet thanks
11:10 <PandasDontDrive> amen
11:11 <IGA> we are a family network
11:11 <President_Trump> trying to sound like the big man on irc pretending you have cheese
11:15 <PandasDontDrive> cigarette time
11:21 <IGA> no abuse and we are conservative
11:22 <IGA> ok
11:41 <PandasDontDrive> brb
11:41 <lx>  That was a quick visit PandasDontDrive...
12:05 <PandasDontDrive> Someone has to pay for Ibiza
13:21 <IGA> ibiza?
21:50 <President_Trump> ibiza?
22:21 * President_Trump slaps PandasDontDrive around a bit with a large trout
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31:54 <President_Trump> PandasDontDrive where did you get the weed from?
31:59 <PandasDontDrive> It's an island
32:08 <PandasDontDrive> Greek island
32:15 <President_Trump> greek? lol
32:18 <PandasDontDrive> people still go there to party
32:19 <PandasDontDrive> yer
32:30 <IGA> mykonos
32:32 <President_Trump> you've never left australia have u?
32:39 <IGA> that place is shit
32:47 <IGA> i went there 5 years ago
32:54 <IGA> corsica mykonos and ibiza
32:57 <IGA> waste of time
33:09 <IGA> full of english and welsh backpackers and nigerians was shit
33:13 <PandasDontDrive> I went to UK
33:18 <PandasDontDrive> is that leaving?
33:35 <PandasDontDrive> IGA true
33:42 <President_Trump> im not talking where your imagination went, im talking about you physically
34:05 <PandasDontDrive> Nigerians eveywhere these days, can't kick a football without one getting it in the head.
34:14 <IGA> i never see them
34:20 <IGA> im not from melbourne sorry
34:22 <PandasDontDrive> Another! Soz mate. Goal, between your teeth.
34:42 <IGA> huh?
34:45 <PandasDontDrive> I don't give a fuck where your fantasies of me come from President_Trump.
35:03 <President_Trump> i know your mum went to cuba on a coque tour lol
35:05 <PandasDontDrive> You are to me like white spit in the cotton field.
35:29 <PandasDontDrive> She gave me a Cuban cigar on Christmas.
35:39 <PandasDontDrive> At least she has moves.
35:43 <PandasDontDrive> What you got?
35:50 <President_Trump> moves?
35:52 <PandasDontDrive> Fucking nuffin
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> poor as b1rd
36:05 <PandasDontDrive> just as useless
36:20 <PandasDontDrive> Mate, why do you even bother?
36:44 <President_Trump> you havent had weed, look how uptight you are
36:52 <PandasDontDrive> I got one big fucking hat that you can share like lamp-shade around the post and under that cover, I have seven and a half inches of dick.
36:57 <PandasDontDrive> Suck it.
37:32 <IGA> no gay stuff around here ok
37:36 <PandasDontDrive> Daft prict, everyone knows you're legit the greatest loser mIRC has ever fathered.
37:37 <IGA> take it to other chan please or ill tell HellFury
38:39 <PandasDontDrive> I apologize
39:27 <IGA> PandasDontDrive must be bisexual
39:31 <IGA> thats ok
39:43 <President_Trump> Daft prict?
39:57 <PandasDontDrive> lol
40:22 <PandasDontDrive> Don't penny-pinch, brother.
40:48 <PandasDontDrive> You're trying to have a conversation with Tim, let's see how that goes.
44:18 <President_Trump> how what goes?
46:01 <PandasDontDrive> Saying hello
46:08 <PandasDontDrive> how was your day?
46:17 <President_Trump> why would i say something dumb like that?
46:19 <HellFury> tell me what
46:34 <President_Trump> HellFury hello how was your day?
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24:00 <kustomboiiiis> Kustom
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38:00 <kustomboiiiis> Heyya hellfury :) 
44:00 <HellFury> hey kustomboiiiis
44:00 <kustomboiiiis> Hey
45:00 <kustomboiiiis> Hey cath^ :) 
45:00 <Cath^> hey kustomboiiiis
45:00 <Cath^> hey HellFury
46:00 <HellFury> morning Cath^
46:00 <Cath^> hi pong
46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii
48:00 <kustomboiiiis> hehe
48:00 <HellFury> gotta wait for pat to get up so he can push my back back in
48:00 <Cath^> have you slept yet?
49:00 <HellFury> yeah i passed out at 3:45 am
49:00 <Cath^> kk
49:00 <kustomboiiiis> Aww
49:00 <HellFury> and napped at 6
49:00 <kustomboiiiis> Snap ya bak? 
49:00 <HellFury> but between my arthritic back acting up and duromine energy release
49:00 <Cath^> i can slap your back
49:00 <Cath^> lol
49:00 <HellFury> i ended up at getting at 8
49:00 <kustomboiiiis> What duromine
49:00 <HellFury> nah i need him to literally push on it til it cracks
50:00 <HellFury> appetite suppressant
50:00 <kustomboiiiis> Hehe ok cath
50:00 <kustomboiiiis> Oh
50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol duromine
50:00 <HellFury> it hasn't done that since friday
50:00 <Cath^> kustomboiiiis ha..i'd smack your ass
50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Fat pills
50:00 <kustomboiiiis> Id scream atm it red bum
51:00 <kustomboiiiis> Pink now
51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Did PandasDontDrive make it red lol
51:00 <Cath^> i do it anyway hehe
51:00 <kustomboiiiis> K :) 
52:00 <kustomboiiiis> Im down
52:00 <Cath^> lol trust you
52:00 <kustomboiiiis> :p
57:00 <damian> whaaaaat about me!
57:00 <Cath^> oh damiann
57:00 <Cath^> lol
57:00 <HellFury> it isn't fair
57:00 <Cath^> for you of course
58:00 <damian> have you been harassing services again cath
58:00 <Cath^> :/
58:00 <damian> tsk tsk
58:00 <Cath^> yeah looking for you :p
59:00 <damian> you can just message me if you want my attention!
59:00 <Cath^> kk noted
59:00 <damian> Haha
00:00 <kustomboiiiis> Might get a pie for breakfast when can be bothered go into bendigo
00:00 <kustomboiiiis> Yum
00:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wat kinda pie
01:00 <damian> i just had left over pizza, nom nom
01:00 <Cath^> yum i could go breakfast pizza
04:00 <HellFury> bentdicko
04:00 <kustomboiiiis> Its a kustom unit designed hit the g spot
05:00 <damian> howd you know hellfyry!
05:00 <HellFury> lol
05:00 <HellFury> its what my friends and i call bendigo
05:00 <HellFury> bentdicko
05:00 <damian> ahh
05:00 <HellFury> but you have a bent dick :P
05:00 <HellFury> interesting
05:00 <kustomboiiiis> Kustom dik
07:00 <damian> he he he
07:00 <damian> more le curved
07:00 <HellFury> lol g spot banger
07:00 <kustomboiiiis> Yes hits all those hard to reach places
07:00 <kustomboiiiis> Lol
08:00 <HellFury> and knoby
08:00 <HellFury> knobby
08:00 <kustomboiiiis> Yea opens em up nicely
08:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Did u liek that poo B1rd
09:00 <kustomboiiiis> I dont have a poo fettish pong sry
09:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U always take pics of ur poo don’t lie
09:00 <kustomboiiiis> You do. I dont. 
09:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U do so
10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Liar
10:00 <kustomboiiiis> Never have... 
10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> In the bush
10:00 <damian> you are bith disgusting
10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> We all seen em
10:00 <HellFury> lol
10:00 <kustomboiiiis> My shit shits all over ur shit pong
10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Nah urs are always tiny
11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Liek a Milky Way
11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Malnourished
11:00 <Cath^> wtf
11:00 <kustomboiiiis> Mine thik like a python
11:00 <Cath^> enough!
11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Nop
11:00 <HellFury> yuck
11:00 <kustomboiiiis> Pong bannnnnd soon
11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Thin liek ur lil toadstool
20:00 <kustomboiiiis> Hey elfage
21:00 <T-City> Heya b1rd
21:00 <kustomboiiiis> Hey jerome
21:00 <e|f> sup :D
21:00 <kustomboiiiis> Ahh not too much
21:57 <kustomboiiiis> Kustom
22:00 <kustomboiiiis> Bit cold i under sleepin bag
22:00 <damian> are you the guy that sleeps outside of hungry jacks in the city bird?
23:00 <kustomboiiiis> Stupid question damian 
23:00 <damian> why is it stupid
23:00 <kustomboiiiis> You already know i sleep in a vehicle 
24:00 <damian> i didn't know that
24:00 <kustomboiiiis> Yes you did. Unless you have alcohol induced braindamage. 
24:00 <Cath^> e|fy :)
25:00 <damian> im sure someone has mentuoned it, but i dont take much notice
26:00 <kustomboiiiis> Well i wont be repeating myself for the benefit of you. 
27:00 <damian> you already did.. lol à
27:00 <damian> why are you so hostile
29:00 <kustomboiiiis> im busy damian. 
29:00 <e|f> heh
29:00 <e|f> one of my lotto tickets won $14
29:00 <HellFury> busy pervin
29:00 <e|f> (just checked 'em)
29:00 <T-City> b1rds in a bad mood
30:00 <damian> a very bad mood
30:00 <damian> poor bird
30:00 <damian> dang elf!!!
31:00 <damian> the other day i asked you what you were doing this weekend and you said you were winning the lotto
31:00 <e|f> haha
31:00 <e|f> yea
31:00 <e|f> so no big party, guys
31:00 <e|f> sorry
31:00 <damian> bugger
31:00 <damian> if you won a million, would you throw us an irc party
32:00 <e|f> i said i would so i would've
32:00 <damian> where would you host it
32:00 <e|f> hmm
32:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
33:00 <kustomboiiiis> Maccas
33:00 <damian> be quiet lx!
33:00 <lx> 12 In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools will be temporarily cancelled.
33:00 <e|f> somewhere midway between syd and melb so everyone could get to it, i spose
33:00 <e|f> if i won millions i could fly everyone in
33:00 <e|f> even bird
33:00 <kustomboiiiis> They got parties there already called canberra
33:00 <kustomboiiiis> I wouldnt attend 
34:00 <kustomboiiiis> 'even bird' 
34:00 <damian> falls Creek is about half way
34:00 <damian> but i don't think they fly people in
34:00 <kustomboiiiis> Damian bit autism 
34:00 <kustomboiiiis> Bit literal 
34:00 <T-City> Why in such a bad mood b1rd?
35:00 <damian> half way is a good plan and falls creek is a good spot
37:00 <kustomboiiiis> U bit lonely damian? 
37:00 <damian> no, why?
37:00 <kustomboiiiis> Everything would indicate u are... 
37:00 <damian> how so?
38:00 <kustomboiiiis> Ill be ur fwend damian 
38:00 <kustomboiiiis> lol
38:00 <damian> are you drunk already bird
38:00 <kustomboiiiis> I don't drink. 
39:00 <damian> high?
39:00 <kustomboiiiis> No drugs. 
39:00 <damian> or just a bit mental today, havent taken your meds :(
39:00 <T-City> Why in such a bad mood b1rd?
39:00 <kustomboiiiis> No meds. 
39:00 <T-City> I believe that he doesnt drink or take drugs actually
39:00 <kustomboiiiis> I'm smiling
39:00 <damian> thatll explain it
40:00 <damian> are you at the beach?
40:00 <T-City> Where are you hiding out atm b1rd?
40:00 <damian> st kilda maccas
40:00 <T-City> He was hiding out down around Hastings and Western Port area this week
40:00 <T-City> But once he got pin pointed he left lol
40:00 <T-City> Just like that time at Rye, aye b1rd?
41:00 <kustomboiiiis> I'm near Bendigo. :) 
41:00 <T-City> lol
41:00 <damian> why are you out there
41:00 <T-City> You were also at Fitzroy yesterday according to pong
41:00 <kustomboiiiis> Why are you autistic? 
42:00 <damian> probably vaccinations i had when i was a baby
42:00 <damian> thats how it works right
42:00 <kustomboiiiis> So you are also schizophrenic? 
42:00 <T-City> Whats your opinion on vaccs, bqrd?
42:00 <T-City> b1rd*
42:00 <kustomboiiiis> I'm fully vaccinated. 
42:00 <damian> i dont think im schizo :/
43:00 <kustomboiiiis> I've had every vaccination not just mandatory ones. 
43:00 <Cath^> next
43:00 <kustomboiiiis> All anti-vaxxers have paranoid schizophrenia 
47:00 <damian> i didn't say i was anti-vax, i said i musn't have had my vax
47:00 <damian> so my parents must have been schizo!
47:00 <HellFury> hes hiding coz he sunburnt his strap on
48:00 <HellFury> it went from white to pasty white
48:00 <kustomboiiiis> U implied vaccination causes autism. 
48:00 <kustomboiiiis> That makes you an anti-vaxer
49:00 <kustomboiiiis> Yes hellfury is right. Waiting for pain to ease. Then I'll return to city. 
50:00 <Cath^> keeping a low profile
50:00 <HellFury> ffs
50:00 <HellFury> Just said to pat you should check your lotto numbers.... go to goldenbastard.com instead of goldencasket.com
50:00 <kustomboiiiis> Too painful to do much
50:00 <HellFury> goldenbastard lol
51:00 <HellFury> burnt weener
51:00 <kustomboiiiis> Bum is epic pink
51:00 <kustomboiiiis> Lol
51:00 <T-City> being homeless has turned you soft b1rd
51:00 <kustomboiiiis> Sleep bit ok last nite
51:00 <T-City> a little sunburn
51:00 <T-City> "I cant do anything"
51:00 <HellFury> cockburn
52:00 <kustomboiiiis> Yup hehe
52:00 <Moonie> Morning... 
53:00 <HellFury> morning moonie
53:00 <kustomboiiiis> Morning moonie... 
54:00 <kustomboiiiis> Theres lotta nerves around ass dik etc 
54:00 <HellFury> are you moonie people today
54:00 <kustomboiiiis> Sunburn elsewhere i dont care
58:00 <T-City> b1rd you never answered the question
58:00 <T-City> Why in such a bad mood son?
58:00 <kustomboiiiis> I don't understand the premise of your question. 
59:00 <T-City> Why are you in such a bad mood b1rd?
59:00 <kustomboiiiis> I don't understand the premise of your question. 
00:00 <T-City> What has caused you to be in such a foul mood today, b1rd?
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01:00 <Moonie> Ever met a bear with a sore paw? Imagine a bird with a sore cock.
03:00 <Exo> good morning breakfast club 
03:00 <kustomboiiiis> Heyya exo
03:00 <Moonie> Hey Exo..
03:00 <Exo> howdy b1rd Moonie
03:00 <Exo> woke up to the sound of rain 
03:00 <kustomboiiiis> Hey exo
04:00 <kustomboiiiis> Same
04:00 <Cath^> hi there Exo
04:00 <T-City> What has caused you to be in such a foul mood today, b1rd?
04:00 <Cath^> hi Moonie
04:00 <Moonie> Hey Cath.. :)
04:00 <Exo> Cathay :-)
05:00 <Exo> it must be the weather and hunger settling in T-City
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06:00 <Moonie> ... wish it was raining here.
06:50 Part: MrRick ([email protected]) from #sydney
07:00 <Exo> thanks HellFury, no sugar no milk thanks 
07:00 <HellFury> done
08:00 <damian> :|
08:00 <Cath^> lololol
08:00 <damian> reminds me of van wilder
09:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/OfBWHla
10:00 <damian> what do you have to do on monday?!
10:00 <HellFury> wish mum happy birthday
10:00 <kustomboiiiis> Ty exo lol
10:00 <damian> rofl
10:00 <damian> so why is that a ^~- face
10:00 <damian> you don't like your mum?
10:00 <HellFury> that and try and get through the day
10:00 <HellFury> nah its end of year
10:00 <HellFury> and i love my mum
10:00 <HellFury> lol
11:00 <HellFury> i have to go to airport at 8ish on tuesday too
11:00 <damian> you are't working, the kids are out of school, you can literally sit and watch tv every day!
11:00 <HellFury> so no drinking for me
11:00 <Exo> bday and new year celebrations :D
11:00 <damian> invalid meme!
11:00 <HellFury> nah
11:00 <HellFury> fuck tv
11:00 <HellFury> i prefer youtube
12:00 <kustomboiiiis> Yay a sober person
13:00 <HellFury> i have no choice
13:00 <HellFury> i got a early start on nyd
13:00 <kustomboiiiis> Eh its good for u
14:00 <kustomboiiiis> Drinking sucks
14:00 <HellFury> i hardly drink anyway
14:00 <kustomboiiiis> Get dizzy dehydrated.. Big deal
14:00 <HellFury> so its nothing new
14:00 <kustomboiiiis> Yup
14:00 <kustomboiiiis> Have nice food 
15:00 <Exo> eating delcious food is much more satisfying 
15:00 <kustomboiiiis> Yeah sure is exo
16:00 <Exo> i could devour a bucket of the colonels original recipe right about now 
17:00 <Moonie> That shit is dangerous, it tastes too good.
17:00 <Cath^> lol
17:00 <kustomboiiiis> Gonna cook some broccoli yum
17:00 <Exo> haha once in awhile as a cheat meal is alright
17:00 <kustomboiiiis> Boost my testosterone 
17:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/6v52wcK
19:00 <nigel> A lot of hookups in my day
19:00 <Cath^> haha yup
19:00 <nigel> Now 
19:00 <nigel> Just losing my hair
19:00 <Cath^> asl nigel? lolol
19:00 <Moonie> Speaking of food, I've got a gift card I'm not going to be able to use and it expires tomorrow. :\ You can donate gift cards in the US, but can't find a website in Australia.
19:00 <kustomboiiiis> Ty exo lol
20:00 <nigel> 37 m Switzerland 
20:00 <nigel> Old, I feel
20:00 <Exo> nigel same age as pong
20:00 <e|f> $rand(1, 100) m australia
20:00 <Cath^> have you always been in Switzerlan?
21:00 <Exo> lot's of serious contenders now Cath^
21:00 <nigel> Used to be in Brisbane 
21:00 <Cath^> lol Exo
21:00 <Cath^> Exo is my ex irc bf...say something nice about me lol
21:00 <damian> you can donate it to me!
21:00 <Moonie> You're not a registered charity.
21:00 <damian> what's the gift card for? i'm actually heading to the city later, if it's something easy i can push it through and give it to one of the busses
22:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Cath^ can we tongue kiss
22:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong younger Exo
22:00 <Exo> Cath was the best irc gf i ever had 
22:00 <nigel> Had
22:00 <nigel> Lol
22:00 <Exo> i cry myself to sleep most nights thinking of all the times we had shared on irc
22:00 <damian> you dont know that! :P
22:00 <e|f> hmmmmm
22:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
22:00 <Moonie> Good Food Restaurant gift card.
23:00 <nigel> Looks like your free Cath^ 
23:00 <nigel> You’re 
23:00 <Cath^> ;)
24:00 <nigel> So, I’m up right?
24:00 <Cath^> are you? o.o
24:00 <Exo> das Glück hilft dem Kühnen
25:00 <nigel> Do you have another?
25:00 <nigel> Mein Gott
25:00 <nigel> Ganzes falsches Satz
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26:00 <Exo> Besser allein als in schlechter Gesellschaft
26:00 <Moonie> heheheh you said schaft
26:00 <nigel> Bitte aufhören 
27:00 <Exo> Man sieht nur das, was man weiß
27:00 <nigel> Weil die Übersetzung so schmerzhaft ist 
27:00 <nigel> And back to English 
27:00 <Exo> lass uns etwas kfc essen
27:00 <nigel> Yay
28:00 <Cath^> you want kfc?
28:00 <Cath^> i thought you were a hubgry jacks man
28:00 <Cath^> hungry
28:00 <Exo> i like to buy a double whopper meal then drive to kfc get some wicked wings on the side 
28:00 <HellFury> he wants hjs
28:00 <HellFury> hand jobs
28:00 <Cath^> !ttop10
28:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Cath^(1578) 2. Exo(1397) 3. nigel(1253) 4. PandasDontDrive(1115) 5. e|f(953) 6. HellFury(945) 7. IGA(925) 8. ^bozojim(800) 9. kustomboiiiis(688) 10. Sutekh(659)
28:00 <Cath^> :o
28:00 <Exo> :o
28:00 <Exo> no reset last night?
28:00 <Cath^> haha
28:00 <Cath^> apparently not
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29:00 <HellFury> ducks
29:00 <Exo> well that is only a given 
29:00 <nigel>  Cath^ , gonna need an answer in that whole IRC bf thing before my wife wakes up
29:00 <nigel> A hand
29:00 <nigel> Hehe
29:00 <Cath^> lol
29:00 <Cath^> that'll make it tougher Jim hehe
29:00 <Cath^> he'll think i've been motor mouthin'
30:00 <Cath^> well nigel...it depends
30:00 <Exo> wow now that's what i call go customer service >:D
30:00 <Exo> speak up b1rd
30:00 <Exo> don't be shy
30:00 <Cath^> do you have nice forearms?
30:00 <nigel> All fore things on my body are nice
30:00 <Cath^> !seen nigel
30:00 <StatsOP> nigel ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #chatzone 23 hours, 23 minutes ago stating (Quit: Mutter: http://www.mutterirc.com).
30:00 <Exo> woohoo
30:00 <Cath^> lol
30:00 <HellFury> what a Nigel :p
30:00 <Exo> now i've gotta chance :p
30:00 <Exo> nigel was ok until he became n1gel
30:00 <e|f> got myself a smoothie or whatever from the shops
30:00 <HellFury> t1rdel
31:00 <Cath^> okay
31:00 <nigel> Maybe not the forehead 
31:00 <Exo> loooooooooooooooool
31:00 <nigel> Hair is receding 
31:00 <Cath^> i accept
31:00 <nigel> Burnt all other fire things
31:00 <nigel> Yessss!
31:00 <HellFury> could be worse
31:00 <HellFury> you could have receding pubes
31:00 <damian> who runs statsop
31:00 <e|f> i wanted large but only had seven dollars cash
31:00 <e|f> so i got the medium and said to them "keep le change"
31:00 <e|f> and when i got it she had upsized it for me so
31:00 <e|f> good customer service
32:00 <nigel> So what do I do now?
32:00 <HellFury> offer her a forearm pic
32:00 <nigel> That would ave me shaving then HellFury 
32:00 <HellFury> that will make her horny
32:00 <HellFury> :P
32:00 <Cath^> lol
32:00 <e|f> lol
32:00 <nigel> This is a non sexual relationship 
32:00 <nigel> Until the sex
32:00 <Cath^> well you have $14 now...go large or go home
32:00 <e|f> true
32:00 <e|f> i had $14
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33:00 <HellFury> lol
33:00 <HellFury> yeh do a b1rd and get ya willy pics out
33:00 <HellFury> actually
33:00 <HellFury> no
33:00 <Cath^> lol
33:00 <HellFury> cath and i are still scarred from that
33:00 <Exo> do a b1rd and pull out some ant mountain pics
33:00 <e|f> but the block of cheese bought elsewhere cost me seven
33:00 <e|f> so thanks for the smoothie and block of cheese, tattslotto!
33:00 <Cath^> :o
33:00 <Exo> lol
33:00 <Exo> e|f my system 11 didn't even get 1 number
33:00 <Exo> :D
34:00 <nigel> So Cath^ let’s do this
34:00 <Cath^> haha ok
34:00 <HellFury> watch out cath he will send you b1rd pics
34:00 <e|f> i had seven tickets with ten games on each
34:00 <e|f> checked them earlier this morning and only one of them hit on anything
35:00 <HellFury> :P
35:00 <nigel> Do we exchange nude pics now?
35:00 <Cath^> you go first ;p
35:00 <Exo> 1	6 Main numbers	$1,764,705.89	17 winners
35:00 <Exo> looooooooooooooooooooool
35:00 <Exo> division 1 with 17 winners
36:00 <nigel> I’m on PH
36:00 <e|f> ph?
36:00 <Cath^> PH?
36:00 <e|f> pornhub?
36:00 <Cath^> oh my
36:00 <Exo> keep it mind it's like 1 degree in switzerland atm
36:00 <Cath^> haha
36:00 <Exo> what is this pornhub you guys speak of?
36:00 <Cath^> sharing is caring
36:00 <Moonie> .. and I'm not one either.. :\
36:00 <e|f> so 16 individual tickets hit the big one ?
36:00 <Exo> my old man could've won i'll call him to check 
36:00 <Exo> 17 tickets won e|f
36:00 <e|f> kk
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37:00 <nigel> Just search “orgy 30 women”
37:00 <Cath^> forrarm shrinkage great!
37:00 <Exo> nigel was in the pool! he was in the pool!
37:00 <e|f> lol
37:00 <nigel> Pie hub
37:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> https://imgur.com/gallery/MZS3A8S
37:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong drink beer
37:00 <Cath^> wait how many irc gfs do you have?
37:00 <nigel> I’m talking about pie hub
37:00 <Exo> divison 2 still walked away with $9,490.30
37:00 <e|f> and it was 30 million split 17 ways?
37:00 <e|f> a million and a bit for each
38:00 <nigel> Just you baby
38:00 <Cath^> good answer ;p
38:00 <e|f> link is dead pongo
38:00 <Exo> exclusive 
38:00 <nigel> Can I call you baby?
38:00 <e|f> don't work
38:00 <Cath^> you may
38:00 <Exo> since when did pongs grandma let him drink beer
38:00 <nigel> Alright, baby
38:00 <Exo> yeh 
38:00 <e|f> kk
38:00 <Exo> $1,764,705.89 to be exact
38:00 <e|f> excellent late xmas present for them
38:00 <e|f> good on 'em
38:00 <Exo> so if my syndicate won i would have had to split 1.7m 10ways
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39:00 <Cath^> pong..are you old enough to drink?
39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Did it work now
39:00 <e|f> no
39:00 <Cath^> i saw it
39:00 <Exo> pong wears a helmet and takes the shortbus to skool
39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wat did it have in pic Cath
39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who told u
39:00 <nigel> oh oh
39:00 <Exo> still good
39:00 <Moonie> Yeah, would have been Exo. 
39:00 <e|f> 170k for you
39:00 <e|f> maybe next time
39:00 <Moonie> Powerball is 50mil this coming Thursday.
40:00 <Cath^> beer and paper with your nick
40:00 <Exo> Raichu told me
40:00 <nigel> I’m out of practice 
40:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yesss it Work
40:00 <HellFury> mama mama *sucks a dummy at the word baby*
40:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It works
40:00 <Kezzie> just collected a second car a 2010 ford focus CL
40:00 <Exo> it doesn't work ross
40:00 <Cath^> that's alright..me too
40:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Cath saw it
40:00 <Exo> nice Kezzie
40:00 <Exo> i call shotgun!
40:00 <Kezzie> ty Exo
40:00 <e|f> you need powerful balls to get the power ball
40:00 <e|f> :D
40:00 <e|f> anyway brb
40:00 <Moonie> Not just powerful balls, the right powerful ball.
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41:00 <Kezzie> thanks Exo
41:00 <nigel> It’s clean
41:00 <e|f> 12https://imgur.com/a/0YKDf8G
41:00 <Cath^> hi Kez
41:00 <Kezzie> hi Cath^
41:00 <e|f> hi Kezzie wb
41:00 <e|f> congrats on le new car
41:00 <Kezzie> is nigel aka bird ??
41:00 <Exo> haha
41:00 <Exo> i rarely play powerball
41:00 <Moonie> Same, the odds are too high.
41:00 <Exo> already need a mircale to get 6 numbers
41:00 <e|f> aussie powerball odds are like 58 million to 1
42:00 <e|f> no
42:00 <Kezzie> hugs e|f
42:00 <Exo> nah
42:00 <Cath^> lol
42:00 <Kezzie> ok
42:00 <nigel> Hell no 
42:00 <Exo> that is b1rd
42:00 <Cath^> oh thank goodness
42:00 <nigel> B1rd is a fucking racist
42:00 <HellFury> you think
42:00 <Kezzie> ty e|f nice to have a sec car again jules took it for a test drive she speeds lol 
42:00 <nigel> Just saying
42:00 <Cath^> you had me worried i had unknowingly hooked up with b1rd lol
42:00 <Exo> yet people still win 
42:00 <Exo> less frequently though
42:00 <e|f> yea
42:00 <e|f> chance is chance
42:00 <e|f> gotta be in it to win it
43:00 <Moonie> If that's the worst thing you can say about him, maybe you haven't spent enough time here..
43:00 <nigel> We haven’t hooked up yet
43:00 <e|f> Kezzie... lol
43:00 <nigel> It would help if you were Asian Cath^ 
43:00 <Exo> word
43:00 <e|f> if there really was a way to be successful at it, lots of people would be doing it and successfully
43:00 <e|f> personally i have my lucky rabbit's foot
44:00 <Moonie> It wasn't too lucky for the rabbit.
44:00 <Cath^> :/
44:00 <e|f> lol yea
45:00 <Exo> lol
45:00 <nigel> Do you need that to know if you’re Asian?
45:00 <Cath^> you might
45:00 <Exo> could be 3% asian
45:00 <e|f> lol
45:00 <e|f> %0.0000001 asian
45:00 <e|f> now you know why you like to gamble
45:00 <nigel> I’m gonna need 100%
45:00 <Moonie> Wait, Cath spits?
46:00 <nigel> If it’s really gonna work
46:00 <Kezzie> bbl ppl just got home need to rest
46:00 <lx> 1 No probs1 Kezzie...
46:00 <Cath^> like a viper Moonie ;)
46:00 <Moonie> hahaha
46:00 <Exo> lolz
46:00 <nigel> Who else got a hard on just now?
47:00 <Cath^> me
47:00 <e|f> me
47:00 <Moonie> I already had one.
47:00 <Exo> just now?
47:00 <e|f> actually for the last 30 mins
47:00 <Cath^> my work here is done
47:00 <Cath^> next
47:00 <e|f> but i was gonna keep it secret
47:00 <nigel> So you’re not Asian Cath^ 
48:00 <nigel> ?
48:00 <Exo> morning wood
48:00 <nigel> I’m thinking we’re not gonna work if not
48:00 <e|f> why do you like asian women so much ?
48:00 <Cath^> well.. on Xmas day i found out from cousin we had a lot of asian in our fam
49:00 <Cath^> my Mum looks asian
49:00 <nigel> So you’re Asian?
49:00 <Exo> 0.5 percent of the male population in the world is related to genghis khan 
49:00 <nigel> Ohh racist racist!
49:00 <Cath^> i don't look it..sorry
49:00 <HellFury> lol considering im part png part brit
50:00 <HellFury> im not racist
50:00 <HellFury> so watch it
50:00 <nigel> You are 
50:00 <HellFury> far from it
50:00 <nigel> You’re a fucking racist!
50:00 <HellFury> but i get people picking on me coz of my skin color
50:00 <HellFury> nope
50:00 <Cath^> sigh...dumped already
50:00 <HellFury> not when i have a black mother
50:00 <e|f> HellFury just hates everyone of every creed equally
50:00 <HellFury> so fucken cut it out with the racist shit
50:00 <e|f> so she can't be racist
50:00 <Exo> lol is that a new record 
50:00 <nigel> I’m fucking with you HellFury 
51:00 <e|f> so nigel
51:00 <e|f> why do you like asian women so much ?
51:00 <nigel> Cath^: it’s okay, maybe you can wear this paper bag
52:00 <Exo> nigel has been dropped into the pong and trump category 
52:00 <nigel> I don’t really :)
52:00 <nigel> I’m actually a fucking racist 
52:00 <Cath^> :/
52:00 <e|f> :o
52:00 <HellFury> walked back in here and spread my cheeks and let one rip
52:00 <HellFury> pat turns well now is that how you say good morning
53:00 <nigel> Ja
53:00 <e|f> nein
53:00 <nigel> Sure
53:00 <e|f> >_>
53:00 <HellFury> i honestly thought he had his headphones on
53:00 <Moonie> hahaha nice
53:00 <HellFury> lol
54:00 <nigel> I like to use this word a lot 
54:00 <nigel> Because racist is a label
54:00 <nigel> And labels are bad
54:00 <nigel> So I use it as much as possible
54:00 <e|f> hmmmmmm
54:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
54:00 <HellFury> :P
55:00 <nigel> I mean
55:00 <Moonie> Ways to kill the conversation...
55:00 <HellFury> do a ban cone?
55:00 <nigel> It died when Cath^ and I broke up
56:00 <nigel> We were good together 
56:00 <Cath^> lesson learnt
56:00 <Exo> lasted a good 6 minutes 
56:00 <nigel> Hey, Cath^ would ya like to come to a Swiss sauna with me?
57:00 <Cath^> no...please down so i can see my next irc bf behind you
57:00 <Cath^> sit
57:00 <Cath^> *sniff*
57:00 <nigel> As friends
58:00 <nigel> But you gotta go in stalkers
58:00 <Cath^> get off the island nigel..the tribe has spoken
58:00 <Cath^> thanks e|f ;)
58:00 <e|f> :D
58:00 <nigel> I see 
58:00 <nigel> I see
59:00 <Cath^> good you have clarity
59:00 <nigel> You’re all fucking racist
59:00 <nigel> That’s why I’m out
59:00 <Exo> calm your titties nigel
59:00 <HellFury> i dunno how my boyfriend puts up with me i swear
59:00 <HellFury> he evil eyed me
59:00 <Moonie> That's just rude, you can't be expected to hold it in all the time. :D
00:00 <nigel> You all don’t like me because I’m black 
00:00 <nigel> That’s right, I’m black
00:00 <HellFury> haha
00:00 <HellFury> hes used to it
00:00 <HellFury> and so is my poor cat
00:00 <HellFury> but that cat will sleep and put her head right up his ass crack and get farted on
01:00 <e|f> he was getting silly
01:00 <e|f> silly billy
01:00 <Exo> nigel has become n1gel
01:00 <nigel> I got kicked? Really?
01:00 <Moonie> aww That's love.
02:00 <Exo> you did 
02:00 <nigel> That was a bit of a c*** move
02:00 <HellFury> beat me to it
02:00 <HellFury> suck it up princess
02:00 <HellFury> and move away from the topic
02:00 <nigel> And the stars ain’t for oil
02:00 <nigel> Ool 
02:00 <HellFury> well i thought so too
02:00 <HellFury> until she clawed his ass when he cut a feral one none
02:00 <HellFury> night
02:00 <Moonie> lmao
02:00 <HellFury> pay back
02:00 <Moonie> Obviously love doesn't endure *everything*..
02:00 <HellFury> nope
02:00 <MrMW> boooooooooooooooooooooo!
03:00 <nigel> Fuck your chill pill
03:00 <Exo> morning MrMark ! :)
03:00 <HellFury> morning mrwank
04:00 <e|f> so we keep waitin' on the world to changeee
04:00 <e|f> and if we had the power to bring our neighbours home from war
04:00 <e|f> they woulda' never missed a christmas
04:00 <MrMW> hi sexies
05:00 <e|f> no more ribbons on their doorrrrr
05:00 <e|f> happy holidays, friends :)
05:00 <e|f> from elf 2 you
05:00 <HellFury> wait it better not be b1rd cocks
05:00 <HellFury> its b1rnt
06:00 <Cath^> onwards and upwards
06:00 <Cath^> is it any wonder that i am irc single sheesh
06:00 <Exo> loool
07:00 <Cath^> happy holidays e|fy
07:00 <e|f> ^_^
07:00 <MrMW> saucy
07:27 Part: gecko ([email protected]) from #sydney
08:00 <Moonie> Men.. hmmph
08:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
08:00 <HellFury> bet hes muttering crap now
08:00 <HellFury> coz he was on mutter
08:00 <Moonie> Odd that he used the german word for mother as his ident
08:00 <e|f> nah
08:00 <e|f> probably set by the client
08:00 <e|f> (mutter)
08:00 <e|f> mutter IRC client or whatever
08:00 <MrMW> what u up to sexy Exo
09:00 <HellFury> hes muttering stupid
09:00 <Exo> * +nigel ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Mutter: http://www.mutterirc.com)
09:00 <e|f> yea ^
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11:00 <Cath^> hi okdone/hicathsweety
11:00 <HellFury> oh man its b1rd
11:00 <HellFury> don't encourage him to get his weener out
11:00 <Cath^> hi b1rd...where is my pic
12:00 <Cath^> wtf lol
12:00 <Cath^> what are you waiting for?
12:00 <e|f> maybe someone gagged him so he can't chat
12:00 <Exo> waiting for the park to get dark
13:00 <e|f> hmmm
13:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
13:00 <Cath^> oh forgot to tell you guys..hot cross buns are out in Coles already :/
13:00 <Cath^> lol
13:00 <Cath^> poor b1rd
14:00 <Exo> haha think he copped a zline yesterday 
14:00 <Moonie> I found a picture of bird's dick you need it.. https://imgur.com/a/rkUkuOh
14:00 <Moonie> if
14:00 <HellFury> HAHAHAHA
14:00 <Moonie> Going flashing, Exo?
14:00 <MrMW> better not be my park
14:00 <Exo> yep 
14:00 <Exo> bit too early to be doing so right now
14:00 <damian> .top -stats
14:00 <StupidOP> !!TOP-STATS!! Kicks:[:8] Kicked:[b1rd:3] Topic Changes:[Exo:7] Joins:[[[[[[pong]]]]]:79]
14:00 <IkanBilis> I cleaned the streets into my arms ohhh lord
14:00 <damian> ha
15:00 <HellFury> mushroom dick
15:00 <Exo> looooooool
15:00 <Cath^> appropriate..looks sunburnt!
15:00 <MrMW> i have exclusive flashing rights to my park
15:00 <Exo> only b1rd and beehhh goes to that park though
15:00 <IkanBilis> Dutton looks like wanna attack on turnbull
16:00 <Cath^> HellFury havent i been through enough this morning? :/
16:00 <HellFury> haha
16:00 <HellFury> could be worse sister
16:00 <Cath^> it could?
16:00 <IkanBilis> I go to Greenwich parks 
16:00 <IkanBilis> My btcentralplus is zlined
16:00 <IkanBilis> Using 3 network 
16:00 <IkanBilis> On my iphone mini 
16:00 <Exo> server is picking up all the suss ip's
17:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/1SIFR48
17:00 <HellFury> yeah
17:00 <HellFury> could be that
17:00 <Cath^> lol
17:00 <Exo> LOL
17:00 <e|f> lol
17:00 <Moonie> haha rigamortis makes me hard...
17:00 <e|f> a death erection
17:00 <e|f> nice 1
17:00 <HellFury> you mean sus arsonists
17:00 <IkanBilis> No fire at England 
17:00 <Exo> lol
17:00 <IkanBilis> By the time uk sees fire Australia will be long gone
17:00 <HellFury> how many ladyboys dicks did you fit in your mouth beehhh
18:00 <HellFury> you mean like this
18:00 <Cath^> ok...i need an approval panel for my next irc bf
18:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/DlASHy4
18:00 <Sutekh> too hot to go out and get crab sticks again, this is just unacceptable...
18:00 <Cath^> Sutekh!
18:00 <HellFury> 200?
18:00 <IkanBilis> That many dildos you had at the whore house
18:00 <IkanBilis> Ladyboys are better than women
18:00 <HellFury> cockaburra and his band of limp ladyboys
19:00 <Cath^> thank goodnesd you are here
19:00 <Sutekh> Hi Catherine
19:00 <e|f> Cath^, your friends here will screen and probity check etc any potential lovers for you
19:00 <e|f> so never fear
19:00 <Moonie> Summer sucks... It's too hot to even go out and look at the women wearing less clothes because of the heat!
19:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/9DVNDr8
19:00 <Sutekh> ;/
19:00 <HellFury> thank god they didn't have this this year
19:00 <Cath^> thanks e|f :D
19:00 <e|f> hmmmmmm
19:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
19:00 <IkanBilis> No guys will root your loose canon even for free
19:00 <HellFury> great
19:00 <HellFury> imma toot all day
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19:38 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o HellFury
20:00 <HellFury> here cath
20:00 <HellFury> have some ice cream
20:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/oqIutqQ
20:00 <Sutekh> whats wrong Cath?
20:00 <Cath^> wtf
20:00 <Cath^> lol
20:00 <e|f> wb Exo
20:00 <HellFury> speaking of pong
20:00 <Exo> thanks e|f
21:00 <HellFury> :P
21:00 <Cath^> you missed my new record...new irc bf lasted what...6 minutes Exo?
21:00 <Exo> 6s4U5t1E5K14k15k13h
21:00 <Sutekh> ill ask grem to bring back LoveOP
21:00 <HellFury> yeah
21:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ppl always tolk bout pong
21:00 <IkanBilis> Here comes the bad communist 
22:00 <Cath^> lol
22:00 <HellFury> he dumped her in 6 mins
22:00 <Exo> yep was around 6mins
22:00 <Exo> then he showed his true colors
22:00 <Sutekh> who dumped u Cath?
22:00 <Exo> i think you would like to live in a communist state beehhh
22:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> How’s Norell beehhh
22:00 <IkanBilis> Uk people are neutral they will not bully another bullied 
22:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U look after her?
22:00 <HellFury> yeah a nude one where they laugh at his limp dick
23:00 <Exo> !seen loveop
23:00 <StatsOP> Exo, I don't remember seeing loveop.
23:00 <e|f> !seen my car keys
23:00 <StatsOP> e|f, I don't remember seeing my.
23:00 <Cath^> well...tribe spoke...he was cast off the island collectively lol
23:00 <Exo> -lx-  loveop was last seen on Tuesday at 07:03am +10:00 GMT 12/09/2017 arriving in #Sydney, departing on Tuesday at 07:04am +10:00 GMT 12/09/2017
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Norell has strong penis
23:00 <IkanBilis> I hope this summer you get what you deserve loose canon
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who
23:00 <e|f> stop being silly
23:00 <e|f> :D
24:00 <Sutekh> we will ban the infidel
24:00 <Cath^> lol
24:00 <e|f> or else i will have to
24:00 <e|f> finish my smoothie and empty the bin in here
24:00 <e|f> :D
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong drinkin again
24:00 <IkanBilis> Sup mr bean
24:00 <IkanBilis> Spare some change please?
24:00 <HellFury> what hair
25:00 <IkanBilis> One thing i learned from British begger
25:00 <HellFury> he burnt it off with the foul gravy farts
25:00 <IkanBilis> Hellfury is super woman ball breaker
26:00 <Cath^> i should never accepted before seeing forearms first!
26:00 <Sutekh> ;/
26:00 <Cath^> ..
26:00 <IkanBilis> Cheers god bless ya
26:00 <Exo> don't use it on booze
26:00 <HellFury> use it on a ladyboy
27:00 <IkanBilis> Only at night
27:00 <Exo> get yourself a baguette
27:00 <IkanBilis> Ladyboys arw better
27:00 <IkanBilis> I will
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Norell has strong penis
28:00 <HellFury> i heard Norell got married to a ladyboy
28:00 <IkanBilis> At karlgoolie no male firefighters alive
28:00 <IkanBilis> Shes a transgender you tool
28:00 <IkanBilis> Fist ya arse with a donkey knob
29:00 <e|f> >_>
30:00 <IkanBilis> 🐫🦏🐪
31:00 <IkanBilis> 🐂🐮🐴🐷
31:00 <MrMW> donkey
31:00 <Exo> beeehhh jenner
31:00 <IkanBilis> Hellfury resume filled with strip club and parlor work experience 
32:00 <Exo> where are you working now beehhh?
32:00 <IkanBilis> Having sex is the main on agenda 
32:00 <^Maverick^> Morning all
32:00 <IkanBilis> Limb dick brothel exo
32:00 <IkanBilis> Limp
33:00 <Exo> morning ^Maverick^
34:00 <Exo> ladyboy brothel
34:00 <IkanBilis> She & her starpon gang more epic than the apex gang arrive 
35:00 <IkanBilis> Women are killing man with sweet magic 
36:25 <kustomboiiiis> Heyya hellfury :)
38:00 <HellFury> Eau De Pong
38:00 <Exo> ross the toSsssSssssssssssSsssssssssss
39:00 <IkanBilis> Hellfury could use for pill testing for party goers
40:00 <IkanBilis> Save another youth life 
40:45 Join: Cath^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
40:48 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
42:00 <IkanBilis> Experimental pills could fix her delusional blaming people as arsonists 
42:14 <HellFury> hey kustomboiiiis
42:32 <kustomboiiiis> Hey
42:45 <kustomboiiiis> Hey cath^ :)
43:00 <IkanBilis> Id rather stick it in a ladyboy than to her
43:20 <Cath^> hey kustomboiiiis
43:30 <Cath^> hey HellFury
43:52 <HellFury> morning Cath^
44:00 <IkanBilis> Bigger the size is less the blame from her
44:00 <HellFury> lol
44:00 <IkanBilis> Google large dildo porn i bet hellfury's on that
44:09 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
44:13 <Cath^> hi pong
44:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii
45:00 <Moonie> I think many would rather you stick it in a ladyboy, no chance of you procreating.
45:00 <HellFury> lol
45:18 * HellFury sits and waits for the next energy release
45:44 <kustomboiiiis> hehe
46:00 <IkanBilis> Her starpon gang will be the next big thing from Melbourne 
46:28 <HellFury> gotta wait for pat to get up so he can push my back back in
46:30 <Cath^> have you slept yet?
46:38 <HellFury> yeah i passed out at 3:45 am
46:41 <Cath^> kk
46:42 <kustomboiiiis> Aww
46:45 <HellFury> and napped at 6
46:54 <kustomboiiiis> Snap ya bak?
47:06 <HellFury> but between my arthritic back acting up and duromine energy release
47:07 <Cath^> i can slap your back
47:09 <Cath^> lol
47:13 <HellFury> i ended up at getting at 8
47:24 <kustomboiiiis> What duromine
47:27 <HellFury> nah i need him to literally push on it til it cracks
47:36 <HellFury> appetite suppressant
47:38 <kustomboiiiis> Hehe ok cath
47:42 <kustomboiiiis> Oh
47:49 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol duromine
47:51 <HellFury> it hasn't done that since friday
47:59 <Cath^> kustomboiiiis ha..i'd smack your ass
48:00 <e|f> stupid people be stupid
48:00 <Exo> good arvo boss
48:00 <e|f> 127.0.0.1
48:00 <gremlinz> ey
48:00 <e|f> hi gremlinz :)
48:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Fat pills
48:16 <kustomboiiiis> Id scream atm it red bum
48:35 <kustomboiiiis> Pink now
48:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Did PandasDontDrive make it red lol
49:00 <gremlinz> g'day
49:11 <Cath^> i do it anyway hehe
49:22 <kustomboiiiis> K :)
49:46 <kustomboiiiis> Im down
50:00 <IkanBilis> I was a fool wanna follow back road home
50:00 <IkanBilis> Crooks are still a large, liked by people like her
50:06 <Cath^> lol trust you
50:14 <kustomboiiiis> :p
51:00 <IkanBilis> Past bedtime here i rather talk to my lord
51:00 <e|f> lol
52:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Beehhh do u and Norell Cross swords
52:00 <Exo> god bless his soul
52:00 <Exo> https://au.yahoo.com/lifestyle/mel-greig-arent-women-offered-happy-ending-200015081.html
53:00 <Exo> truth
54:00 <e|f> sex sells
54:00 <Moonie> I must remember not to take surfing lessons in Bali.
54:55 <damian> whaaaaat about me!
55:00 <Exo> not acceptable in this day and age
55:07 <Cath^> oh damiann
55:09 <Cath^> lol
55:17 <HellFury> it isn't fair
55:23 <Cath^> for you of course
55:41 <damian> have you been harassing services again cath
55:59 <Cath^> :/
56:00 <Moonie> What's not acceptable?
56:06 <damian> tsk tsk
56:13 <Cath^> yeah looking for you :p
56:39 <damian> you can just message me if you want my attention!
57:00 <Cath^> kk noted
57:13 <damian> Haha
57:51 <kustomboiiiis> Might get a pie for breakfast when can be bothered go into bendigo
58:05 <kustomboiiiis> Yum
58:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wat kinda pie
58:42 <damian> i just had left over pizza, nom nom
59:20 <Cath^> yum i could go breakfast pizza
01:55 <HellFury> bentdicko
02:28 <kustomboiiiis> Its a kustom unit designed hit the g spot
02:34 <damian> howd you know hellfyry!
02:40 <HellFury> lol
02:51 <HellFury> its what my friends and i call bendigo
02:54 <HellFury> bentdicko
02:59 <damian> ahh
03:12 <HellFury> but you have a bent dick :P
03:15 <HellFury> interesting
03:32 <kustomboiiiis> Kustom dik
04:39 <damian> he he he
04:45 <damian> more le curved
05:13 <HellFury> lol g spot banger
05:19 <kustomboiiiis> Yes hits all those hard to reach places
05:25 <kustomboiiiis> Lol
05:52 <HellFury> and knoby
05:55 <HellFury> knobby
06:13 <kustomboiiiis> Yea opens em up nicely
06:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Did u liek that poo B1rd
06:46 <kustomboiiiis> I dont have a poo fettish pong sry
07:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U always take pics of ur poo don’t lie
07:24 <kustomboiiiis> You do. I dont.
07:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U do so
07:33 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Liar
07:39 <kustomboiiiis> Never have...
07:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> In the bush
07:45 <damian> you are bith disgusting
07:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> We all seen em
07:53 <HellFury> lol
08:11 <kustomboiiiis> My shit shits all over ur shit pong
08:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Nah urs are always tiny
08:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Liek a Milky Way
08:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Malnourished
08:56 <Cath^> wtf
08:58 <kustomboiiiis> Mine thik like a python
09:01 <Cath^> enough!
09:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Nop
09:06 <HellFury> yuck
09:14 <kustomboiiiis> Pong bannnnnd soon
09:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Thin liek ur lil toadstool
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18:03 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o e|f
18:29 <kustomboiiiis> Hey elfage
18:55 <T-City> Heya b1rd
19:14 <kustomboiiiis> Hey jerome
19:15 <e|f> sup :D
19:24 <kustomboiiiis> Ahh not too much
19:44 <kustomboiiiis> Bit cold i under sleepin bag
20:30 <damian> are you the guy that sleeps outside of hungry jacks in the city bird?
20:51 <kustomboiiiis> Stupid question damian
21:10 <damian> why is it stupid
21:25 <kustomboiiiis> You already know i sleep in a vehicle
21:37 <damian> i didn't know that
22:04 <kustomboiiiis> Yes you did. Unless you have alcohol induced braindamage.
22:25 <Cath^> e|fy :)
23:10 <damian> im sure someone has mentuoned it, but i dont take much notice
23:42 <kustomboiiiis> Well i wont be repeating myself for the benefit of you.
24:52 <damian> you already did.. lol à
25:04 <damian> why are you so hostile
26:38 <kustomboiiiis> im busy damian.
26:41 <e|f> heh
26:47 <e|f> one of my lotto tickets won $14
26:52 <HellFury> busy pervin
26:54 <e|f> (just checked 'em)
27:30 <T-City> b1rds in a bad mood
28:04 <damian> a very bad mood
28:06 <damian> poor bird
28:16 <damian> dang elf!!!
28:42 <damian> the other day i asked you what you were doing this weekend and you said you were winning the lotto
28:55 <e|f> haha
28:56 <e|f> yea
29:01 <e|f> so no big party, guys
29:02 <e|f> sorry
29:12 <damian> bugger
29:28 <damian> if you won a million, would you throw us an irc party
29:37 <e|f> i said i would so i would've
30:10 <damian> where would you host it
30:24 <e|f> hmm
30:25 <lx> ...ah huh...
30:36 <kustomboiiiis> Maccas
30:39 <damian> be quiet lx!
30:39 <lx>  In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools will be temporarily cancelled.
30:43 <e|f> somewhere midway between syd and melb so everyone could get to it, i spose
31:00 <e|f> if i won millions i could fly everyone in
31:02 <e|f> even bird
31:14 <kustomboiiiis> They got parties there already called canberra
31:26 <kustomboiiiis> I wouldnt attend
31:33 <kustomboiiiis> 'even bird'
31:43 <damian> falls Creek is about half way
31:52 <damian> but i don't think they fly people in
32:09 <kustomboiiiis> Damian bit autism
32:16 <kustomboiiiis> Bit literal
32:17 <T-City> Why in such a bad mood b1rd?
33:10 <damian> half way is a good plan and falls creek is a good spot
34:33 <kustomboiiiis> U bit lonely damian?
34:44 <damian> no, why?
35:21 <kustomboiiiis> Everything would indicate u are...
35:31 <damian> how so?
35:53 <kustomboiiiis> Ill be ur fwend damian
36:09 <kustomboiiiis> lol
36:16 <damian> are you drunk already bird
36:30 <kustomboiiiis> I don't drink.
36:44 <Glenn> A fish doesn't swim either.
36:46 <damian> high?
36:53 <kustomboiiiis> No drugs.
37:08 <damian> or just a bit mental today, havent taken your meds :(
37:10 <T-City> Why in such a bad mood b1rd?
37:16 <kustomboiiiis> No meds.
37:23 <T-City> I believe that he doesnt drink or take drugs actually
37:24 <kustomboiiiis> I'm smiling
37:25 <damian> thatll explain it
37:44 <damian> are you at the beach?
37:45 <T-City> Where are you hiding out atm b1rd?
37:50 <damian> st kilda maccas
38:10 <T-City> He was hiding out down around Hastings and Western Port area this week
38:18 <T-City> But once he got pin pointed he left lol
38:27 <T-City> Just like that time at Rye, aye b1rd?
38:38 <kustomboiiiis> I'm near Bendigo. :)
38:42 <T-City> lol
38:56 <damian> why are you out there
38:59 <T-City> You were also at Fitzroy yesterday according to pong
39:21 <kustomboiiiis> Why are you autistic?
39:41 <damian> probably vaccinations i had when i was a baby
39:50 <damian> thats how it works right
39:58 <kustomboiiiis> So you are also schizophrenic?
40:03 <T-City> Whats your opinion on vaccs, bqrd?
40:06 <T-City> b1rd*
40:19 <kustomboiiiis> I'm fully vaccinated.
40:28 <damian> i dont think im schizo :/
40:59 <kustomboiiiis> I've had every vaccination not just mandatory ones.
41:21 <Cath^> next
41:32 <kustomboiiiis> All anti-vaxxers have paranoid schizophrenia
42:55 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.109.160) from #sydney
44:42 <damian> i didn't say i was anti-vax, i said i musn't have had my vax
44:52 <damian> so my parents must have been schizo!
45:24 <HellFury> hes hiding coz he sunburnt his strap on
45:33 <HellFury> it went from white to pasty white
45:45 <kustomboiiiis> U implied vaccination causes autism.
46:02 <kustomboiiiis> That makes you an anti-vaxer
46:55 <kustomboiiiis> Yes hellfury is right. Waiting for pain to ease. Then I'll return to city.
48:09 <Cath^> keeping a low profile
48:16 <HellFury> ffs
48:23 <HellFury> Just said to pat you should check your lotto numbers.... go to goldenbastard.com instead of goldencasket.com
48:28 <kustomboiiiis> Too painful to do much
48:29 <HellFury> goldenbastard lol
48:35 <HellFury> burnt weener
48:45 <kustomboiiiis> Bum is epic pink
48:50 <kustomboiiiis> Lol
48:59 <T-City> being homeless has turned you soft b1rd
49:02 <kustomboiiiis> Sleep bit ok last nite
49:06 <T-City> a little sunburn
49:10 <T-City> "I cant do anything"
49:22 <HellFury> cockburn
50:13 <kustomboiiiis> Yup hehe
50:26 <Moonie> Morning...
50:34 <HellFury> morning moonie
50:37 <kustomboiiiis> Morning moonie...
52:03 <kustomboiiiis> Theres lotta nerves around ass dik etc
52:07 <HellFury> are you moonie people today
52:15 <kustomboiiiis> Sunburn elsewhere i dont care
55:55 <T-City> b1rd you never answered the question
55:59 <T-City> Why in such a bad mood son?
56:21 <kustomboiiiis> I don't understand the premise of your question.
56:28 Join: energizer ([email protected]) to #sydney
57:00 <T-City> Why are you in such a bad mood b1rd?
57:13 <kustomboiiiis> I don't understand the premise of your question.
58:31 <T-City> What has caused you to be in such a foul mood today, b1rd?
58:35 <Moonie> Ever met a bear with a sore paw? Imagine a bird with a sore cock.
00:35 <+Exo> good morning breakfast club
00:43 * Exo slides over and sits between HellFury and Cath^
00:47 <kustomboiiiis> Heyya exo
00:56 <Moonie> Hey Exo..
01:20 <+Exo> howdy b1rd Moonie
01:27 <+Exo> woke up to the sound of rain
01:31 <kustomboiiiis> Hey exo
01:35 <kustomboiiiis> Same
01:39 <Cath^> hi there Exo
01:39 <T-City> What has caused you to be in such a foul mood today, b1rd?
02:15 <Cath^> hi Moonie
02:23 <Moonie> Hey Cath.. :)
02:30 <+Exo> Cathay :-)
03:07 <+Exo> it must be the weather and hunger settling in T-City
03:21 * HellFury looks and hands Exo a coffee
03:34 <Moonie> ... wish it was raining here.
04:47 <+Exo> thanks HellFury, no sugar no milk thanks
05:30 <HellFury> done
06:12 * Exo makes some kustom kreme for kustomboiiiis buns
06:22 <damian> :|
06:24 <Cath^> lololol
06:25 <damian> reminds me of van wilder
07:12 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/OfBWHla
07:34 <damian> what do you have to do on monday?!
07:48 <HellFury> wish mum happy birthday
07:55 <kustomboiiiis> Ty exo lol
08:00 <damian> rofl
08:09 <damian> so why is that a ^~- face
08:15 <damian> you don't like your mum?
08:20 <HellFury> that and try and get through the day
08:23 <HellFury> nah its end of year
08:26 <HellFury> and i love my mum
08:27 <HellFury> lol
08:51 <HellFury> i have to go to airport at 8ish on tuesday too
08:55 <damian> you are't working, the kids are out of school, you can literally sit and watch tv every day!
08:56 <HellFury> so no drinking for me
08:57 <+Exo> bday and new year celebrations :D
09:01 <damian> invalid meme!
09:02 <HellFury> nah
09:09 <HellFury> fuck tv
09:12 <HellFury> i prefer youtube
10:29 <kustomboiiiis> Yay a sober person
11:01 <HellFury> i have no choice
11:07 <HellFury> i got a early start on nyd
11:31 <kustomboiiiis> Eh its good for u
11:38 <kustomboiiiis> Drinking sucks
11:54 <HellFury> i hardly drink anyway
11:55 <kustomboiiiis> Get dizzy dehydrated.. Big deal
11:58 <HellFury> so its nothing new
12:01 <kustomboiiiis> Yup
12:14 <kustomboiiiis> Have nice food
13:04 <+Exo> eating delcious food is much more satisfying
13:23 <kustomboiiiis> Yeah sure is exo
14:19 <+Exo> i could devour a bucket of the colonels original recipe right about now
14:36 <Moonie> That shit is dangerous, it tastes too good.
14:41 <Cath^> lol
15:08 <kustomboiiiis> Gonna cook some broccoli yum
15:10 <+Exo> haha once in awhile as a cheat meal is alright
15:17 <kustomboiiiis> Boost my testosterone
15:20 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/6v52wcK
16:26 * Exo hands kustomboiiiis a dozen oysters
17:01 <Moonie> Speaking of food, I've got a gift card I'm not going to be able to use and it expires tomorrow. :\ You can donate gift cards in the US, but can't find a website in Australia.
17:02 <kustomboiiiis> Ty exo lol
18:53 <damian> you can donate it to me!
19:22 <Moonie> You're not a registered charity.
19:26 <damian> what's the gift card for? i'm actually heading to the city later, if it's something easy i can push it through and give it to one of the busses
19:36 <damian> you dont know that! :P
19:46 <e|f> hmmmmm
19:46 <lx> ...ah huh...
20:17 <Moonie> Good Food Restaurant gift card.
23:00 <kustomboiiiis> Haha
23:00 <Cath^> make sure the onion rings goes on the bottom
23:00 <HellFury> hahahahaha
23:00 <HellFury> yeah don't trip on the onions
23:00 <HellFury> then its squashed sausage
24:00 <*buffextras> [[[[[pong]]]]]!~[[[[[pong]]@austnet.1642874269.user parted with message: []
24:00 <Kezzie> lol
24:00 <kustomboiiiis> Lol
24:00 <Cath^> pong doesn't like onions lol
24:00 <gecko> Pong smells like onions
24:00 <HellFury> or burnt sausages
25:00 <Kezzie> pong only likes grams cookin
25:00 <HellFury> grans saggy old tits
25:00 <Kezzie> hahhahhahaa
25:54 <Cath^> !ttop10
25:55 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Cath^(1578) 2. Exo(1397) 3. nigel(1253) 4. PandasDontDrive(1115) 5. e|f(953) 6. HellFury(945) 7. IGA(925) 8. ^bozojim(800) 9. kustomboiiiis(688) 10. Sutekh(659)
26:00 <HellFury> !ttop10
26:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(436) 2. beehhh(293) 3. Exo(235) 4. Kezzie(222) 5. Cath^(109) 6. e|f(101) 7. kustomboiiiis(98) 8. [[[[[pong]]]]](94) 9. Moonie(54) 10. MrMW(26)
26:00 <HellFury> shit
26:00 <Kezzie> lol
26:06 <Cath^> :o
26:11 <+Exo> :o
26:15 <+Exo> no reset last night?
26:20 <Cath^> haha
26:25 <Cath^> apparently not
26:47 <Cath^> that'll make it tougher Jim hehe
27:00 <Kezzie> woohooo HellFury first 
27:00 <Kezzie> jim wont be happy lol
27:00 <*buffextras> [[[[[pong]]]]]!~[[[[[pong]]@austnet.1642874269.user joined
27:00 <Kezzie> wb ponggggggggggg
27:00 <Cath^> wb pong
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiiii
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Drunk
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lay down now
27:13 <Cath^> he'll think i've been motor mouthin'
27:38 <Cath^> !seen nigel
27:39 <StatsOP> nigel ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #chatzone 23 hours, 23 minutes ago stating (Quit: Mutter: http://www.mutterirc.com).
27:45 <+Exo> woohoo
27:50 <Cath^> lol
27:56 <HellFury> what a Nigel :p
27:59 <+Exo> now i've gotta chance :p
28:00 <Cath^> hehe
28:00 <Cath^> wtf
28:00 <Cath^> when did the stats reset?
28:00 <HellFury> dunno
28:08 <+Exo> nigel was ok until he became n1gel
28:17 <e|f> got myself a smoothie or whatever from the shops
28:18 <HellFury> t1rdel
28:58 <damian> who runs statsop
29:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] joined
29:00 <Kezzie> 8pm tonight or 9pm
29:00 <Kezzie> hi SkyFire xx
29:00 <SkyFire> hi Kezzie *hugs*
29:00 <Cath^> it didn't reset last night
29:00 <Cath^> hey SkyFire
29:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
29:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(460) 2. beehhh(293) 3. Kezzie(242) 4. Exo(235) 5. Cath^(125) 6. e|f(101) 7. [[[[[pong]]]]](99) 8. kustomboiiiis(98) 9. Moonie(54) 10. MrMW(26)
29:01 <e|f> i wanted large but only had seven dollars cash
29:12 <e|f> so i got the medium and said to them "keep le change"
29:20 <e|f> and when i got it she had upsized it for me so
29:24 <e|f> good customer service
30:00 <Kezzie> yes it did Cath^ i was last last night re topic
30:00 <Kezzie> lol
30:00 <SkyFire> moo
30:00 <Cath^> it showed me at 1500 and so.ething this morning
30:00 <Kezzie> SkyFire what time is stats reset ?
30:12 <Cath^> well you have $14 now...go large or go home
30:22 <e|f> true
30:26 <e|f> i had $14
30:37 <e|f> but the block of cheese bought elsewhere cost me seven
31:00 <Cath^> and i did not gas bag that much over night
31:00 <SkyFire> umm
31:00 <Kezzie> 8pm or 9pm
31:00 <Cath^> usually 10pm
31:00 <SkyFire> not sure - think 8;00 pm
31:00 <SkyFire> 8:00pm
31:00 <Kezzie> 9pm qld time
31:00 <SkyFire> due to summer time
31:00 <Kezzie> yes
31:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
31:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(460) 2. beehhh(293) 3. Kezzie(268) 4. Exo(235) 5. Cath^(146) 6. e|f(101) 7. [[[[[pong]]]]](99) 8. kustomboiiiis(98) 9. Moonie(54) 10. MrMW(26)
31:04 <e|f> so thanks for the smoothie and block of cheese, tattslotto!
31:06 <Cath^> :o
31:10 <+Exo> lol
31:18 <+Exo> e|f my system 11 didn't even get 1 number
31:19 <+Exo> :D
31:34 <e|f> i had seven tickets with ten games on each
31:47 <e|f> checked them earlier this morning and only one of them hit on anything
32:00 <Cath^> lol
32:00 <Cath^> maybe he was prolonging my victory
32:00 <SkyFire> yeah
33:00 <Moonie> Bloody weirdo Qlders..
33:08 <+Exo> 1	6 Main numbers	$1,764,705.89	17 winners
33:16 <+Exo> looooooooooooooooooooool
33:29 <+Exo> division 1 with 17 winners
33:43 <Cath^> sharing is caring
33:53 <Moonie> .. and I'm not one either.. :\
33:56 <e|f> so 16 individual tickets hit the big one ?
34:00 <Cath^> SkyFire... we don't have that type of relationship
34:00 <SkyFire> LoL
34:00 <SkyFire> but you are still tied up - LoL
34:00 <SkyFire> yah missed HellFury
34:00 <Cath^> i'm gonna call you GreySky lol
34:00 <SkyFire> yah got [[[[[pong]]]]]
34:04 <+Exo> my old man could've won i'll call him to check
34:15 <+Exo> 17 tickets won e|f
34:20 <e|f> kk
34:34 <+Exo> divison 2 still walked away with $9,490.30
34:44 <e|f> and it was 30 million split 17 ways?
34:50 <e|f> a million and a bit for each
35:00 <SkyFire> cuddles Cath^ and unties her
35:59 <+Exo> yeh
36:00 <Cath^> sheesh
36:00 <SkyFire> I untied you!
36:00 <Kezzie> brought a second car yesterday SkyFire 2010 ford focus CL new timing belt a/c new types $3,500 great little car
36:00 <SkyFire> nice Kezzie
36:00 <SkyFire> who is that for ?
36:02 <e|f> kk
36:09 <+Exo> $1,764,705.89 to be exact
36:18 <e|f> excellent late xmas present for them
36:21 <e|f> good on 'em
36:30 <+Exo> so if my syndicate won i would have had to split 1.7m 10ways
36:39 <+Exo> still good
37:00 <Moonie> Yeah, would have been Exo.
37:00 <kustomboiiiis> Brb pornhub
37:00 <lx> 1 That was a quick visit1 kustomboiiiis...
37:00 <Kezzie> me but jules will drive it i had to hand my licence in motor transport said as i terminal i cant drive now SkyFire
37:00 <SkyFire> ok
37:00 <SkyFire> awwwwwwwwwwwwwww :(
37:00 <SkyFire> not fair
37:01 <e|f> 170k for you
37:08 <e|f> maybe next time
37:24 <Moonie> Powerball is 50mil this coming Thursday.
37:45 <e|f> you need powerful balls to get the power ball
37:49 <e|f> :D
38:00 <Kezzie> now i need a id card have to go ask for a 18+ one lol
38:00 <SkyFire> LoL
38:00 <SkyFire> I have one of those Kezzie
38:00 <Kezzie> do they cost ya ?
38:00 <SkyFire> umm trying to remember
38:00 <Kezzie> i should  get a refund re my licence only got new one in nov
38:05 <e|f> anyway brb
38:09 <Moonie> Not just powerful balls, the right powerful ball.
38:43 <+Exo> haha
38:54 <+Exo> i rarely play powerball
39:00 <SkyFire> ok
39:00 <Kezzie> due to xmas centrelink paid me my dsppension 3 days early SkyFire
39:00 <SkyFire> $6.00
39:00 <*buffextras> [[[[[pong]]]]]!~[[[[[pong]]@austnet.1642874269.user parted with message: []
39:00 <SkyFire> me too
39:00 <Kezzie> great
39:01 <Moonie> Same, the odds are too high.
39:05 <+Exo> already need a mircale to get 6 numbers
39:22 <e|f> aussie powerball odds are like 58 million to 1
40:00 <SkyFire> :)
40:00 <Kezzie> poor sis had to wait till thurs she in syd
40:00 <SkyFire> that reminds me, I need to check if mine needs to be renewed
40:00 <SkyFire> aww
40:00 <*buffextras> [[[[[pong]]]]]!~[[[[[pong]]@austnet.1642874269.user joined
40:00 <Kezzie> wb pongggggggggggg
40:12 <+Exo> yet people still win
40:17 <+Exo> less frequently though
40:22 <e|f> yea
40:25 <e|f> chance is chance
40:30 <e|f> gotta be in it to win it
41:00 <SkyFire> yay no expiry date on it
41:14 <+Exo> word
41:17 <e|f> if there really was a way to be successful at it, lots of people would be doing it and successfully
41:27 <e|f> personally i have my lucky rabbit's foot
41:52 <Moonie> It wasn't too lucky for the rabbit.
42:00 <SkyFire> https://www.qld.gov.au/transport/licensing/proof-of-age
42:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Did u see smegol did wrap about pooland
42:10 <Cath^> :/
42:13 <e|f> lol yea
43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 7colloquy-nav://smeagol14I'm in poo land, with the lude man pong the fruit loop song, hit the beautiful bong, sniffin underpance, taking wiffs at slumber parties, pong likes size number between 8 and 12, lately the poo shooter is in stealth
43:00 <e|f> lol
43:00 <SkyFire> but misses and hits [[[[[pong]]]]]
43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 7colloquy-nav://smeagol
43:00 <SkyFire> not that he would notice
43:06 Quit: Cath^ ([email protected]) Quit: laters!
44:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> SkyFire
44:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Stop be jealous
45:00 <HellFury> wow you are on a roll skyfire who peed in your weet bix
45:00 <HellFury> !ttop10
45:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(503) 2. Kezzie(371) 3. beehhh(293) 4. Exo(235) 5. Cath^(168) 6. [[[[[pong]]]]](151) 7. SkyFire(126) 8. e|f(102) 9. kustomboiiiis(100) 10. Moonie(57)
45:00 <Kezzie> go go HellFury
45:00 <Kezzie> lol
45:00 <Kezzie> oh i sec
45:00 <HellFury> hahaha
46:00 <HellFury> go on use a popup
46:00 <SkyFire> When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
46:00 <Cath^> !ttop10
46:00 <Kezzie> lol
46:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(525) 2. Kezzie(454) 3. beehhh(293) 4. Exo(235) 5. Cath^(169) 6. [[[[[pong]]]]](151) 7. SkyFire(150) 8. e|f(102) 9. kustomboiiiis(100) 10. Moonie(57)
46:00 <Kezzie> there ya go Cath^ ahahhhaaha
46:00 <Cath^> wow Kez i might give a few hot kisses like that and rocker up the chart lol
47:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 7colloquy-nav://smeagol14I'm in poo land, with the lude man pong the fruit loop song, hit the beautiful bong, sniffin underpance, taking wiffs at slumber parties, pong likes size number between 8 and 12, lately the poo shooter is in stealth
47:00 <Kezzie> lol
47:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
47:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(525) 2. Kezzie(502) 3. beehhh(293) 4. Exo(235) 5. [[[[[pong]]]]](190) 6. Cath^(186) 7. SkyFire(161) 8. e|f(102) 9. kustomboiiiis(100) 10. Moonie(57)
47:00 <Kezzie> HellFury i getting closer ahahhahaa
48:00 <Kezzie> jim will jump us all lol
48:00 <SkyFire> yes
48:00 <Cath^> lol
48:00 <SkyFire> OMG [[[[[pong]]]]] leap frogged Cath^
48:00 <HellFury> oops
48:00 <Kezzie> awwwwwwww
48:00 <HellFury> wrong one :P
48:00 <Kezzie> luc ky Cath^
48:00 <Kezzie> lol
49:00 <Cath^> :o
49:00 <Kezzie> 1,1 2,2 3,3 4,4 5,5 6,6 7,7 8,8 9,9 10,10 11,11 12,12 13,13 4,1 Hi HellFury! 13,13 12,12 11,11 10,10 9,9 8,8 7,7 6,6 5,5 4,4 3,3 2,21,1 
49:00 <Cath^> the heat has got to you all
49:00 <HellFury> haven't used that one in ages
49:00 <HellFury> linge
50:00 <SkyFire> I remember the time when these were all the rage and we would get hundreds of them
50:00 <HellFury> haha
50:00 <Kezzie> yes
50:14 <HellFury> walked back in here and spread my cheeks and let one rip
50:22 <HellFury> pat turns well now is that how you say good morning
50:32 <HellFury> i honestly thought he had his headphones on
50:55 <Moonie> hahaha nice
51:00 <Cath^> we need a big fan...i hawt too
51:29 <HellFury> lol
51:59 <HellFury> :P
52:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
52:00 <SkyFire> oops time out
53:00 <Kezzie> lol
53:00 <Kezzie> wait 15 mins now
53:00 <SkyFire> yes
53:00 <SkyFire> how is Jules these days ?
53:00 <*buffextras> [[[[[pong]]]]]!~[[[[[pong]]@austnet.1642874269.user parted with message: []
54:00 <SkyFire> yay the smell just went
54:00 <HellFury> wow it smells fresh in here now
54:00 <HellFury> until i fart
54:00 <SkyFire> yes
54:00 <SkyFire> LoL
55:00 <Kezzie> jules is good SkyFire she watching a dvd behind me
55:00 <Moonie> So, 30 seconds or so HellFury? hehehe
55:00 <SkyFire> :)
55:00 <HellFury> oh
55:00 <HellFury> im still brewing
55:00 <HellFury> you have time
55:00 <Kezzie> pong on his way back i think
55:00 <HellFury> yes
55:00 <HellFury> incoming stench
56:00 <Moonie> Phew hehe
56:00 <Kezzie> lol
56:47 <HellFury> i dunno how my boyfriend puts up with me i swear
56:51 <HellFury> he evil eyed me
57:14 <Moonie> That's just rude, you can't be expected to hold it in all the time. :D
57:51 <HellFury> haha
57:55 <HellFury> hes used to it
57:58 <HellFury> and so is my poor cat
58:16 <HellFury> but that cat will sleep and put her head right up his ass crack and get farted on
58:49 <Moonie> aww That's love.
59:00 <HellFury> well i thought so too
59:09 <HellFury> until she clawed his ass when he cut a feral one none
59:10 <HellFury> night
59:14 <Moonie> lmao
59:44 <HellFury> pay back
59:45 <Moonie> Obviously love doesn't endure *everything*..
59:48 <HellFury> nope
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59:49 Quit: MrMW ([email protected]) Changing hosts
00:00 <*buffextras> [[[[[pong]]]]]!~[[[[[pong]]@austnet.1642874269.user joined
00:07 <MrMW> boooooooooooooooooooooo!
00:59 <+Exo> morning MrMark ! :)
01:00 <Kezzie> wb pong u staying this time
01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y u kick pong 4
01:00 <HellFury> naw he flushed
01:00 <Kezzie> no one kicked ya pong
01:09 <HellFury> morning mrwank
01:45 <MrMW> hi sexies
02:21 * Exo hands MrMW a triple scotch on the cocks
02:37 <HellFury> wait it better not be b1rd cocks
02:42 <HellFury> its b1rnt
03:00 <SkyFire> [14:53:58] * Parts: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@austnet.1642874269.user)
03:00 <Cath^> nope
03:00 <HellFury> none of us kicked him
03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pongggggggggg
03:00 <HellFury> he parted
03:00 <SkyFire> yes
03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Monkey
03:00 <HellFury> but if he wants to be kicked
03:00 <HellFury> i'll oblige
03:00 <Kezzie> pong u keep falling off server no one kicked ya
03:00 <SkyFire> he won't know the difference
03:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
03:00 <Kezzie> true 
03:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(648) 2. Kezzie(641) 3. beehhh(293) 4. SkyFire(277) 5. Exo(235) 6. Cath^(203) 7. [[[[[pong]]]]](202) 8. e|f(102) 9. kustomboiiiis(100) 10. Moonie(66)
04:00 <Kezzie> HellFury type more ahahahhaaa
04:00 <SkyFire> yay leapt over [[[[[pong]]]]] and Cath^ - lol
04:10 <+Exo> loool
04:46 <MrMW> saucy
05:00 <Moonie> We don't need no stinkin' pong.. 
05:52 <MrMW> what u up to sexy Exo
06:00 <Kezzie> true
07:00 <Kezzie> lol
07:00 <HellFury> i forget half my popups
08:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ppl in ere seem to liek pong.....
08:00 <Kezzie> i not sure how big some of my popups i had for years are so i stick to the ones i know lol
09:00 <Cath^> never touch another man's pants
09:54 Part: energizer ([email protected]) from #sydney
10:00 <Moonie> Unless you're going to wash them.
10:00 <HellFury> or split them and then laugh at him when he puts em on again and bends over
10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He gay SkyFire
10:00 <Cath^> how tall are you Moonie?
10:05 <+Exo> waiting for the park to get dark
11:00 <HellFury> 4 foot
11:00 <Moonie> 6'4" 
11:00 <kustomboiiiis> How tall kaff
11:00 <HellFury> she loves thick thighs
11:00 <Cath^> me?
11:00 <kustomboiiiis> Ye
11:30 Join: IkanBilis ([email protected]) to #sydney
11:45 <Moonie> Going flashing, Exo?
12:00 <Cath^> i'm 5'2
12:00 <kustomboiiiis> Hot
12:00 <Moonie> Wow shortie hehe
12:00 <kustomboiiiis> Short the best
12:00 <Cath^> anyway..back to Moonie
12:11 <MrMW> better not be my park
12:14 <+Exo> yep
12:19 <+Exo> bit too early to be doing so right now
12:22 <damian> .top -stats
12:23 <StupidOP> !!TOP-STATS!! Kicks:[:8] Kicked:[b1rd:3] Topic Changes:[Exo:7] Joins:[[[[[[pong]]]]]:79]
12:24 * Exo slaps IkanBilis around a bit with a large trout
12:26 <IkanBilis> I cleaned the streets into my arms ohhh lord
12:27 <damian> ha
12:33 <MrMW> i have exclusive flashing rights to my park
13:00 <Kezzie> ALL eyes are on a slow-moving tropical low which the Bureau says has a moderate chance of developing into a cyclone by New Years Day.
13:00 <Cath^> do your own damn laundry
13:00 <Kezzie> At 10am Sunday, the low was located near the far north Queensland coast, about 65km south-southeast of Lockhart River.
13:00 <Moonie> hahahaha
13:00 <Kezzie> cyclone penny coming 
13:00 <SkyFire> at least it isn't cyclone Kerry or cyclone Julie
13:00 <SkyFire> hehehe
13:12 <+Exo> only b1rd and beehhh goes to that park though
13:12 <IkanBilis> Dutton looks like wanna attack on turnbull
13:40 <IkanBilis> I go to Greenwich parks
13:57 <IkanBilis> My btcentralplus is zlined
14:00 <Kezzie> lol
14:00 <Kezzie> next cyclone be a male name
14:00 <SkyFire> yes
14:00 <HellFury> stealing your funeral announcement kez
14:00 <Kezzie> has to start with a q
14:00 <SkyFire> and the next letter in the alphabet
14:00 <HellFury> and i can't smell
14:00 <SkyFire> Quentin
14:00 <HellFury> sigh
14:00 <HellFury> spell
14:07 <IkanBilis> Using 3 network
14:21 <IkanBilis> On my iphone mini
14:24 <+Exo> server is picking up all the suss ip's
14:31 <e|f> lol
14:48 <HellFury> you mean sus arsonists
15:00 <Kezzie> HellFury a friend posted it i was about to say how sorry i was till i read it all lol
15:00 <Kezzie> SkyFire go read the funeral post on my fb page lol
15:00 <SkyFire> ok
15:03 <IkanBilis> No fire at England
15:09 <+Exo> lol
15:29 <IkanBilis> By the time uk sees fire Australia will be long gone
15:31 <HellFury> how many ladyboys dicks did you fit in your mouth beehhh
15:39 * Exo uses greek fire on IkanBilis
15:41 Part: IGA ([email protected]) from #sydney
15:49 <HellFury> 200?
16:00 <SkyFire> lol
16:00 <Kezzie> https://www.townsvillebulletin.com.au/news/regional/revealed-top-20-bogan-baby-names-for-2018/news-story/14de2fbc413032b356eea1f68eb06e03?fbclid=IwAR1-PzKoRwycem1qyjo_71Aq4gT5ezYkFmQa9ukCW73GAZzFG2qmS6YPauQ
16:01 <IkanBilis> That many dildos you had at the whore house
16:18 <IkanBilis> Ladyboys are better than women
16:29 <HellFury> cockaburra and his band of limp ladyboys
16:50 <e|f> hmmmmmm
16:51 <lx> ...ah huh...
16:54 <IkanBilis> No guys will root your loose canon even for free
17:00 <HellFury> mangblow
17:00 <HellFury> ffs
17:00 <Kezzie> lol
17:00 <Moonie> hahahaha
17:00 <HellFury> yeah that too
17:22 * HellFury leans to left and cuts a loud fart
17:27 <HellFury> great
17:30 <HellFury> imma toot all day
17:47 Quit: Exo ([email protected]) Changing hosts
17:47 Join: Exo ([email protected]) to #sydney
17:47 Mode: (by lego.jp.austnet.org) +ov Exo Exo
17:59 <Glenn> Exo!
17:59 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.109.160) to #sydney
18:00 <HellFury> i dunno what the is with the spelling
18:00 <HellFury> Ross the toss is making my eyes water with the stench
18:04 <+Exo> morning Glenn !
18:13 <Glenn> :)
18:18 <e|f> wb Exo
18:26 <HellFury> speaking of pong
18:27 <+Exo> thanks e|f
18:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ppl always tolk bout pong
18:47 <IkanBilis> Here comes the bad communist
19:00 <Cath^> lol
19:00 <Cath^> innocent too
19:44 <+Exo> i think you would like to live in a communist state beehhh
20:00 <Kezzie> lol
20:00 <e|f> almost time for me to go for a swim
20:00 <e|f> :D
20:16 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> How’s Norell beehhh
20:18 <IkanBilis> Uk people are neutral they will not bully another bullied
20:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U look after her?
20:26 <HellFury> yeah a nude one where they laugh at his limp dick
20:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Norell has strong penis
21:00 <Cath^> se|fie? :D
21:00 <e|f> lol
21:00 <Cath^> wet forearms of course
21:07 <IkanBilis> I hope this summer you get what you deserve loose canon
21:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who
21:26 <e|f> stop being silly
21:28 <e|f> :D
21:39 <e|f> or else i will have to
21:45 Join: ^Maverick^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:47 <e|f> finish my smoothie and empty the bin in here
21:49 <e|f> :D
21:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong drinkin again
21:58 <IkanBilis> Sup mr bean
22:00 <SkyFire> Squire Sebastian Senator << as a firstname - eeeeeeeeeeks
22:12 * HellFury loads [[[[[pong]]]]] in a really big heavy wide load sling shot and fires it and him out the door and slams door shut! Stay out [[[[[pong]]]]]!!
22:14 <IkanBilis> Spare some change please?
22:21 * Exo strokes [[[[[pong]]]]]s hair gently
22:31 <HellFury> what hair
22:35 <IkanBilis> One thing i learned from British begger
22:42 <HellFury> he burnt it off with the foul gravy farts
22:45 Join: Tim-Sim ([email protected]) to #sydney
23:29 <IkanBilis> Hellfury is super woman ball breaker
23:30 * Exo puts 2 dollars fitty into IkanBilis's cup
23:51 <IkanBilis> Cheers god bless ya
24:00 <Moonie> The parents should be bullied.
24:00 <gecko> ;)
24:14 Part: ^Maverick^ ([email protected]) from #sydney
24:18 <+Exo> don't use it on booze
24:30 <HellFury> use it on a ladyboy
24:32 <IkanBilis> Only at night
24:35 <+Exo> get yourself a baguette
24:44 <IkanBilis> Ladyboys arw better
24:49 <IkanBilis> I will
25:00 <Moonie> Exccessive use of the letter 'n'?
25:00 <SkyFire> Xayvya
25:00 <gecko> Glennnnnnnn
25:00 <gecko> 13,1GlennNNNnNNnNnNNnNnNNnNnNNn
25:00 <gecko> Missed, SkyFire
25:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Norell has strong penis
25:33 <HellFury> i heard Norell got married to a ladyboy
25:38 <IkanBilis> At karlgoolie no male firefighters alive
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> P
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> I
26:02 <IkanBilis> Shes a transgender you tool
26:22 <IkanBilis> Fist ya arse with a donkey knob
26:34 <e|f> >_>
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> O
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> N
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> G
27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong
27:00 <Kezzie> pong gonna flood soon lol
27:41 <IkanBilis> 🐫🦏🐪
28:35 <IkanBilis> 🐂🐮🐴🐷
29:00 <Kezzie>  bbl rest time
29:00 <Cath^> kk Kez cya
29:01 <MrMW> donkey
29:22 <+Exo> beeehhh jenner
29:29 <IkanBilis> Hellfury resume filled with strip club and parlor work experience
29:40 Join: ^Maverick^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
29:58 <+Exo> where are you working now beehhh?
30:00 <IkanBilis> Having sex is the main on agenda
30:07 <^Maverick^> Morning all
30:19 <IkanBilis> Limb dick brothel exo
30:25 <IkanBilis> Limp
30:29 <+Exo> morning ^Maverick^
31:00 <Cath^> quick he's gone
31:00 <Cath^> let's run amok!
31:00 <Moonie> Quick what?
31:00 <HellFury> yeah put shampoo on the bed and pull sheets up
31:11 Part: ^Maverick^ ([email protected]) from #sydney
31:50 <+Exo> ladyboy brothel
32:00 <Moonie> spray stinky stuff on the pillow
32:00 <Moonie> ... or we could just get HellFury to fart on nit.
32:00 <Cath^> lol
32:00 <Moonie> it
32:01 <IkanBilis> She & her starpon gang more epic than the apex gang arrive
33:00 <Cath^>  
33:00 <Moonie> soak the pillow case in vinegar
33:08 <IkanBilis> Women are killing man with sweet magic
35:56 <HellFury> Eau De Pong
36:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
36:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Kezzie(837) 2. HellFury(795) 3. SkyFire(352) 4. beehhh(293) 5. Cath^(261) 6. Exo(235) 7. [[[[[pong]]]]](218) 8. Moonie(123) 9. e|f(113) 10. kustomboiiiis(108)
36:17 <+Exo> ross the toSsssSssssssssssSsssssssssss
37:00 <HellFury> shit
37:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 7colloquy-nav://smeagol14I'm in poo land, with the lude man pong the fruit loop song, hit the beautiful bong, sniffin underpance, taking wiffs at slumber parties, pong likes size number between 8 and 12, lately the poo shooter is in stealth
37:10 <IkanBilis> Hellfury could use for pill testing for party goers
37:37 <IkanBilis> Save another youth life
39:07 <IkanBilis> Experimental pills could fix her delusional blaming people as arsonists
40:06 * HellFury lifts leg near [[[[[pong]]]]] and lets off a loud smelly fart and looks around to see if [[[[[pong]]]]] is gagging
40:13 <IkanBilis> Id rather stick it in a ladyboy than to her
41:10 <IkanBilis> Bigger the size is less the blame from her
41:10 * Exo slaps IkanBilis around with b1rds burnt dildo
41:56 <HellFury> lol
42:00 <SkyFire> adds a jetpack to speed him on his mission to find the bottom
42:06 <IkanBilis> Google large dildo porn i bet hellfury's on that
43:00 <SkyFire> a mission that will last forever
43:03 <Moonie> I think many would rather you stick it in a ladyboy, no chance of you procreating.
43:14 <HellFury> lol
44:00 <SkyFire> he might be a bit thinner too by the time he finds the bottom
44:18 <IkanBilis> Her starpon gang will be the next big thing from Melbourne
45:32 Quit: gremlinz (~j@localhost) Changing hosts
45:33 Join: gremlinz (~j@localhost) to #sydney
45:41 <e|f> stupid people be stupid
45:51 * Exo slaps gremlinz around a bit with a large trout
46:00 <+Exo> good arvo boss
46:02 <e|f> 127.0.0.1
46:23 <gremlinz> ey
46:31 <e|f> hi gremlinz :)
46:52 <gremlinz> g'day
47:37 <IkanBilis> I was a fool wanna follow back road home
48:31 <IkanBilis> Crooks are still a large, liked by people like her
49:07 <IkanBilis> Past bedtime here i rather talk to my lord
49:26 Part: IkanBilis ([email protected]) from #sydney
49:29 <e|f> lol
49:34 * e|f shakes his head
50:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Beehhh do u and Norell Cross swords
50:18 <+Exo> god bless his soul
50:28 <+Exo> https://au.yahoo.com/lifestyle/mel-greig-arent-women-offered-happy-ending-200015081.html
50:57 <+Exo> truth
52:11 <e|f> sex sells
52:15 <Moonie> I must remember not to take surfing lessons in Bali.
52:44 <+Exo> not acceptable in this day and age
53:41 <Moonie> What's not acceptable?
54:00 * HellFury goes surfin on the web
55:18 <+Exo> women should be asked if they would like a happy ending too
55:21 <+Exo> all about equality
55:29 <Moonie> Agreed.
56:08 <+Exo> I felt offended listening to his theatrical banter of being asked if he wanted sexual favours only I’m not offended by the context – I’m offended that I’ve had over 8 massages and haven’t been asked once if I wanted a ‘Special massage’ . . . why aren’t women offered ‘Happy endings?’
57:00 <HellFury> !ttop10
57:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(842) 2. Kezzie(837) 3. SkyFire(393) 4. beehhh(293) 5. Cath^(261) 6. [[[[[pong]]]]](257) 7. Exo(235) 8. Moonie(123) 9. e|f(113) 10. kustomboiiiis(108)
57:01 Join: Cath^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
57:07 <Moonie> wb Cath
57:11 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
57:11 <Tim-Sim> because they would call complain
57:16 <Cath^> ta Moonie
57:26 <+Exo> wb Cathay
57:34 <Cath^> thanks sExo
57:46 <e|f> wb Cath
57:54 * e|f chows down on some roast pork
58:09 * Cath^ lixxxes e|f
00:43 Join: couleurs ([email protected]) to #sydney
01:05 <Moonie> Hey couleurs.
01:19 <couleurs> Hi Moonie.
02:09 <Cath^> hi couleurs
02:19 <couleurs> hi Cath^^^^^^^^^^
02:23 <couleurs> what up!!!!!!!!
02:52 <Cath^> not much
03:11 <+Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSa9-BIM89U
03:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: New Years Eve Party | Mr. Bean Official (Dec 31, 2016) Length: - Category: Comedy - 2,220,003 views - 10,321 likes (91.2%), 992 dislikes (8.8%)
03:56 <couleurs> WoOHoO
04:00 <gecko> What you doing Anthony
09:00 <HellFury> and then i said chris is gonna lay in that bed
09:00 <HellFury> i mean
11:27 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong drinkin
12:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> https://imgur.com/gallery/VEt3Rf6
13:00 <Tim-Sim> melbourne
13:05 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yer
13:06 <Tim-Sim> don't mind melbourne
13:13 <Tim-Sim> better than furphys
13:15 <Cath^> pong open the damn can
13:17 <Tim-Sim> or iron jack
13:30 <Cath^> you were drinking the same can yesterday
13:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong had 7
13:43 <Cath^> 7 closed cans
13:53 <+Exo> pong taking grandmas beer for photos again i see
13:53 <couleurs> pong bean drinken that can since yesterday
14:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Got 1 slab Melb 1 corona 1 Miller
14:14 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong show any those
14:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Which 1 u wanna see
14:33 <Tim-Sim> miller
14:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ok go to fridge be back soon
14:59 <Tim-Sim> I don't know what that label looks like
15:07 <kustomboiiiis> Eating kustom choice prestige roast chicken.
15:10 <kustomboiiiis> Premium.
15:50 <Tim-Sim> premium...
16:05 <kustomboiiiis> Jumbo free range
16:11 Join: Cath^^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
16:42 <e|f> lol
16:52 <e|f> i just had left over roast pork meal for lunch
16:57 <e|f> elfie not drinking today
18:09 <kustomboiiiis> Jumbo?
18:22 <e|f> nah
19:00 <kustomboiiiis> Quick sip custom
19:07 <kustomboiiiis> Merry easter elf
19:25 <e|f> heh
19:27 <e|f> you 2
19:46 Part: Tim-Sim ([email protected]) from #sydney
19:56 Quit: Cath^ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:39 <e|f> might go for a swim later today
22:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> https://imgur.com/a/yb4edWq
22:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> There u go
23:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Just skulled half of it
23:15 <e|f> lol nice fruit dish
23:17 <e|f> very good
23:44 <couleurs> pong tutti fruitti
23:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yer ppl over for bbq
25:00 <gecko> Gonna fly my drone inside
25:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> What next beer finished this one soon
26:00 <gecko> Might send it over to Bunnings for a sausage
29:00 <kustomboiiiis> Kustom
30:00 <kustomboiiiis> Xl bro xxl
30:00 <gecko> Might send it to spy on kustomboiiiis at the beach
31:00 <kustomboiiiis> No beach at bendigo kusstomm
33:58 Join: Cath^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
33:59 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
34:12 <Cath^> cheers pong
35:46 <kustomboiiiis> wb cath^
36:03 <Cath^> ta kustomboiiiis
36:25 <kustomboiiiis> Hehe
37:32 Part: Cath^^ ([email protected]) from #sydney
37:48 * HellFury burp
38:00 <gecko> I dare you to go to Uluru in your van
38:00 <gecko> You won't
38:00 <gecko> Too pussy
38:11 <kustomboiiiis> Hellfury :)
38:14 * MrMW fart
38:24 <HellFury> b1rntsausage
38:28 <Cath^> lol
38:35 <HellFury> ;p
39:00 <kustomboiiiis> Dare u fuk me u wont too pussy
39:07 <kustomboiiiis> Lol
39:40 <HellFury> i think im all cleaned out
39:48 <HellFury> ran out of energy
39:48 <HellFury> lol
39:53 <kustomboiiiis> Lol
40:00 <kustomboiiiis> Kustom
40:14 <Cath^> i want one of the topless male cleaners
40:24 <HellFury> b1rd will do it
40:25 <HellFury> :p
40:29 <HellFury> just make him wear a apron
40:31 <Cath^> :0
40:36 <HellFury> he has a b1rntsausage
40:47 <kustomboiiiis> :p
41:11 <kustomboiiiis> Takin pants off eases the pain
41:17 <HellFury> old fart sinks ball
41:26 <Cath^> lotion and cream
41:26 <HellFury> then sinks the 8 ball
41:29 <kustomboiiiis> I think my huge bush protect willy from sun a bit
41:49 <Cath^> like a sun shade lol
41:57 <HellFury> what bush i thought i saw sparse trees
42:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong will tooless
42:12 <HellFury> might protect the b1rntsausage head
42:37 <HellFury> stroke the burn off
42:37 <HellFury> :P
42:39 <HellFury> with lotion
44:00 <British^Meat> noels caravans
45:00 <kustomboiiiis> Kusssstom
46:48 <kustomboiiiis> K
46:51 <kustomboiiiis> Good idea
47:13 <kustomboiiiis> Lol sparse trees
49:00 <SkyFire> was playing a game
49:00 <SkyFire> don't think his van could make it out of the city
49:39 <HellFury> yeah like a plucked chicken
51:37 <kustomboiiiis> Lol
52:00 <kustomboiiiis> Kustom
52:00 <Kezzie> hi Skirmish
53:00 <Kezzie> hi victoria
53:11 <HellFury> :P
54:00 <Kezzie> A strong undersea earthquake has struck off the southern Philippines. news just on fb
54:00 <SkyFire> wow
55:00 <HellFury> !ttop10
55:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(871) 2. Kezzie(855) 3. SkyFire(414) 4. beehhh(293) 5. Cath^(261) 6. [[[[[pong]]]]](257) 7. Exo(235) 8. kustomboiiiis(137) 9. Moonie(123) 10. e|f(113)
55:00 <Kezzie> 7.0 magnitude undersea earthquake shakes Philippines
55:00 <Skirmish> Look at pongo racing to the top. He is the next bozojim. 
55:00 <Kezzie> A strong undersea earthquake has struck off the southern Philippines with the head of the country's quake-monitoring agency advising people in the southeastern province to avoid beaches in case of a tsunami.
55:00 <SkyFire> woah
56:00 <Kezzie> No casualties or damage have been reported, and the Pacific Tsunami Warning Centre has lifted its warning for a potential tsunami that could hit coastal areas of the southern Philippine and Indonesia.
56:00 <SkyFire> some of these are so old I have no idea what is in them
57:00 <Skirmish> Please cyber privately. 
57:00 <SkyFire> lol
57:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
57:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Kezzie(925) 2. HellFury(910) 3. SkyFire(491) 4. beehhh(293) 5. Cath^(261) 6. [[[[[pong]]]]](257) 7. Exo(235) 8. kustomboiiiis(137) 9. Moonie(123) 10. e|f(113)
57:00 <SkyFire> gooooo Kezzie
57:00 <Kezzie> opps HellFury type more lol
57:00 <Kezzie> HellFury jumps me aghahahhahhaa
57:18 * Kezzie gives HellFury a hot, juicy, where'd you learn to do that, ohmygod that feels so good, put your hand here, mmmmm and your tongue here, how can you do this to me, even my eyeballs are sweating, you have no idea how bad i want you, mmmm chills everywhere, dont want to be good, just want to be bad, can i get closer, i wanna feel, im begging, just be with me forever kiss :)
57:26 * Kezzie says after kissing HellFury ...I climbed up the door, and shut the stairs.....I said my clothes, and pulled off my prayers.....I shut off my bed, and climbed in to the light.....All because HellFury kissed me !!!**Smoooooches** WOW What a kiss!!
57:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yuck
57:59 <Kezzie> hugs kustomboiiiis
58:05 <Kezzie> hi Cath^
58:11 <Cath^> hey Kez!
58:16 * Kezzie gives Exo a Heart stopping, expolsion starting,Really Long..and extra deep..super Duper..and really hot...peck on the cheek
58:43 <Cath^> lol
58:49 <Kezzie> lol
59:01 <Kezzie> !ttop10
59:03 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. beehhh(293) 2. HellFury(260) 3. Exo(235) 4. Kezzie(140) 5. [[[[[pong]]]]](87) 6. e|f(81) 7. Cath^(51) 8. kustomboiiiis(50) 9. Moonie(46) 10. MrMW(26)
59:06 <Kezzie> how r u Cath^
59:36 * Kezzie ><((((((((�><�))))))))><�kiss�me! ><((((((((�><�))))))))><�kiss�me! ><((((((((�><�))))))))><�kiss�me! ><((((((((�><�))))))))><�ki
59:40 * HellFury RUNS toward Kezzie, VAULTS the table, LEAPS over the chair, SPRINTS forward, POUNCES on Kezzie, PUSHES them to the floor, PRESSES their body close, LOOKS them right in the eye and whispers in their ear... GOT ANY GUM?
59:43 <Cath^> i am still hot Kez..you?
59:52 * Kezzie says WOW.. �!��x��!==> Glenn <==�!��x��
00:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
00:18 <Kezzie> hot also but due to the heat humidity its nice inside in ac
00:40 <kustomboiiiis> Nise
00:43 <e|f> i'm definitely going for a swim later
00:44 <Kezzie> looks like we in for another cyclone penny its called
01:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
01:01 <Kezzie> hugs kustomboiiiis
01:07 <e|f> hugs Kezzie
01:19 <e|f> too hot for a swim now
01:20 <Kezzie> cyclone penny in the gulf right now
01:21 <kustomboiiiis> Hugs kezzie :)
01:24 <e|f> maybe in 2 hours
01:25 <Kezzie> hugssssssss e|f
01:28 <kustomboiiiis> Oh no
01:28 <e|f> ^_^
01:29 <Moonie> mmmm gum...
01:56 <Kezzie> oi oi bird where is my hug ??
02:05 <Kezzie> hi Moonie
02:13 <Moonie> Hi Kezzie
02:35 <Kezzie> opps just saw it bird ty
03:00 <Kezzie> hi mozza
03:28 <Kezzie> woohoo Cath^ beat jim in top10 wd lol
03:38 <Cath^> you hogging the hugs Kez lol
03:52 <Cath^> he won't be happy lol
03:54 * HellFury gives Cath^ a Red rose @>--}--,'--',------
04:05 <Cath^> thanks Kez ;)
04:34 <Kezzie> i got to kiss or hug HellFury she gets jelous ahahhahaaha
04:56 <HellFury> naw
04:57 <Cath^> lol
04:59 <HellFury> im fine
05:21 * HellFury is contemplating a nap
05:27 <Kezzie> was joking HellFury
05:30 <HellFury> back and cramps killin me
05:31 <Cath^> nana nap
05:40 * Kezzie is a nanna
06:00 <SkyFire> yay no smell
06:00 <Kezzie> lol
06:00 <Kezzie> he be back
06:00 <SkyFire> pity
06:00 <Kezzie> Quits: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@austnet.1642874269.user) (Connection closed)
06:38 <kustomboiiiis> My birds all swollen up
06:39 * HellFury lifts leg near [[[[[pong]]]]] and lets off a loud smelly fart and looks around to see if [[[[[pong]]]]] is gagging
06:53 <HellFury> b1rntsausages eh
06:56 <kustomboiiiis> Ye
07:00 <Kezzie> bet he thinks a op kicked him lol
07:00 <SkyFire> LoL yes
07:00 <SkyFire> yet again
08:00 <Moonie> Are you ok gecko? 
08:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Has Jules had kids
08:51 Join: gecko ([email protected]) to #sydney
08:56 <Kezzie> hi gecko
09:00 <mozza> heya Kezzie and SkyFire
09:00 <SkyFire> hi mozza
09:00 <Moonie> Hi mozza.
09:00 <mozza> hello Moonie
09:00 <SkyFire> LoL Moonie gecko is gecko
09:00 <Kezzie> 3 Happy 4 New 3 Year 1 mozza 4 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <gecko> Huh
09:00 <Kezzie> hi craps
09:00 <mozza> same to you kezzie 
09:00 <mozza> i got it lol
09:11 <Moonie> Hey gecko..
09:48 * Cath^ lixxxes gecko
10:41 <Kezzie> we got lots of geckos here they live in the pantry also
10:43 <Kezzie> lol
10:59 <gecko> Hi Kezzie, Moonie!
11:06 * gecko lixxxxx Cath^ ;)
11:09 <Kezzie> sis nearly had a fit when she went to pantry and a hugh gecko came out lol
11:28 Join: BeanieBabie ([email protected]) to #sydney
11:28 Quit: BeanieBabie ([email protected]) Changing hosts
11:35 * BeanieBabie mutters
11:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o BeanieBabie
11:49 Quit: HellFury ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by BeanieBabie)
11:50 Quit: BeanieBabie ([email protected]) Changing hosts
11:50 Join: BeanieBabie ([email protected]) to #sydney
11:50 Mode: (by lego.jp.austnet.org) +o BeanieBabie
11:58 Nick: BeanieBabie is now known as HellFury
12:14 <gecko> Wb HellFury
12:17 <Moonie> wb HellFury
12:18 <Kezzie> wb HellFury
12:26 <kustomboiiiis> Wb moonie
12:32 <kustomboiiiis> Wb gecko
12:33 <HellFury> ta
12:36 <HellFury> dunno why it died
12:38 <kustomboiiiis> Wb hellfury
12:42 <gecko> Ewwwww its kustomboiiiis
12:56 <gecko> yuck
13:09 <Kezzie> charming new nick bird u got lol
13:14 <HellFury> must be the fart i did
13:17 <HellFury> killed the net
13:17 <gecko> Kustombobblehead
13:21 <Kezzie> lol
14:00 <Kezzie> wb again ponggggg
14:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
14:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Kezzie(969) 2. HellFury(952) 3. SkyFire(528) 4. beehhh(293) 5. Cath^(261) 6. [[[[[pong]]]]](257) 7. Exo(235) 8. kustomboiiiis(137) 9. Moonie(130) 10. e|f(113)
15:00 <SkyFire> [[[[[pong]]]]] down in p6
15:24 <kustomboiiiis> Hehe
15:43 <kustomboiiiis> Ty kezzie lol ye old one qlined :)
16:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Smeagol:I'm in poo land, with the lude man pong the fruit loop song, hit the beautiful bong, sniffin underpance, taking wiffs at slumber parties, pong likes size number between 8 and 12, lately the poo shooter is in stealth
16:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Smeagol making wrap song bout pooland
16:00 <SkyFire> LoL
16:00 <SkyFire> stinky is more ways than one
16:00 <mozza> whats he on about 
16:00 <SkyFire> just his usual stinky self
16:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Smeagol is wrapper death spidda
16:00 <kustomboiiiis> Hes kustom
16:03 <HellFury> he has a b1rntsausage kez
16:12 <Kezzie> lol
16:14 <HellFury> went sunbaking naked and burnt his frankfurt
16:20 <Kezzie> awwwwwwwww
16:33 <Kezzie> did ya rub his bum for him HellFury lol
16:34 <HellFury> ye he freeballin
16:36 <HellFury> nah
16:38 <HellFury> its his dick
16:40 <HellFury> not touching that
16:47 <Kezzie> rofl
16:52 <Cath^> now it looks more like a battered sav ;p
16:58 <HellFury> yeah
17:00 <mozza> is what 
17:00 <SkyFire> ignore it
17:00 <mozza> ignored!!
17:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yer rite
17:00 <SkyFire> ignored too
17:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U tolk about pong every 2 mins SkyFire
17:00 <mozza> well if u cant make sense no point trying to answer jiiberish 
17:04 <HellFury> very wrinkly and burnt
17:13 <Kezzie> ahhhahhahhahaa
17:28 <Cath^> ans swollen apparently
17:40 <HellFury> yeah take ya pants off and air it out b1rntsausage
17:44 <kustomboiiiis> Ye lol
18:00 * kustomboiiiis pulls pants down to ankles
18:00 <SkyFire> yeah
18:00 <SkyFire> [[[[[pong]]]]] is a dole bludger that lives with his granny and eats gravy
18:00 <kustomboiiiis> Mozza number one autist on austnet kustom
18:00 <mozza> you can "pong" all you like ..this monitor is airtight :P
18:00 <British^Meat> haha
18:00 <SkyFire> he is also mega obese
18:00 <kustomboiiiis> Bolted to the ground
19:00 <mozza> like i give a crap 
19:00 <Kezzie> hi British^Meat
19:53 <HellFury> kustomb1rntsausage
19:55 * kustomboiiiis puts bbq sauce on sausage
20:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol SkyFire hasn’t worked since the 80s he on dsp
20:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Cause he obese
20:00 <kustomboiiiis> Yea true
20:04 <Cath^> :o
20:04 <kustomboiiiis> Kussstttom
20:14 <kustomboiiiis> :p
20:44 <Cath^> what are you..a bunnings bbq?
20:47 <Cath^> sheesh
20:54 <kustomboiiiis> Haha
21:03 <Cath^> make sure the onion rings goes on the bottom
21:09 <HellFury> hahahahaha
21:12 <kustomboiiiis> Haha
21:15 <HellFury> yeah don't trip on the onions
21:22 <HellFury> then its squashed sausage
21:30 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.109.160) from #sydney
21:33 <Kezzie> lol
21:35 <kustomboiiiis> Lol
21:44 <Cath^> pong doesn't like onions lol
22:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yer..
22:08 <gecko> Pong smells like onions
22:08 <HellFury> or burnt sausages
22:38 <Kezzie> pong only likes grams cookin
22:51 <HellFury> grans saggy old tits
22:58 <Kezzie> hahhahhahaa
23:00 <mozza> hello Finn, did you have a merry xmas ?
23:14 * Kezzie hands Exo a cold Coke Enjoy!!!
24:00 * HellFury pulls on Kezzie's tongue and snaps it back... only for Kezzie to have their tongue rattle in the back of their mouth!
24:13 <HellFury> !ttop10
24:16 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(436) 2. beehhh(293) 3. Exo(235) 4. Kezzie(222) 5. Cath^(109) 6. e|f(101) 7. kustomboiiiis(98) 8. [[[[[pong]]]]](94) 9. Moonie(54) 10. MrMW(26)
24:18 <HellFury> shit
24:19 <Kezzie> lol
24:30 <Kezzie> woohooo HellFury first
24:37 <Kezzie> jim wont be happy lol
24:39 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.109.160) to #sydney
24:47 <Kezzie> wb ponggggggggggg
24:51 * HellFury creeps up to [[[[[pong]]]]] and gives them an atomic bum crack hurting wedgie! and looks oh my [[[[[pong]]]]] your grundies broke!
24:56 <Cath^> wb pong
24:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiiii
25:00 <British^Meat> i extend my greetings in your direction Kezzie
25:00 <Kezzie> :)
25:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Drunk
25:20 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lay down now
25:44 <Cath^> hehe
25:56 <Cath^> wtf
26:06 <Cath^> when did the stats reset?
26:22 <HellFury> dunno
26:29 Join: SkyFire ([email protected]) to #sydney
26:31 <Kezzie> 8pm tonight or 9pm
26:36 <Kezzie> hi SkyFire xx
26:48 <SkyFire> hi Kezzie *hugs*
27:02 <Cath^> it didn't reset last night
27:13 <Cath^> hey SkyFire
27:22 <Kezzie> !ttop10
27:24 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(460) 2. beehhh(293) 3. Kezzie(242) 4. Exo(235) 5. Cath^(125) 6. e|f(101) 7. [[[[[pong]]]]](99) 8. kustomboiiiis(98) 9. Moonie(54) 10. MrMW(26)
27:44 <Kezzie> yes it did Cath^ i was last last night re topic
27:47 <Kezzie> lol
27:52 <SkyFire> moo
28:09 * SkyFire hugs Cath^
28:12 <Cath^> it showed me at 1500 and so.ething this morning
28:23 <Kezzie> SkyFire what time is stats reset ?
28:28 <Cath^> and i did not gas bag that much over night
28:29 <SkyFire> umm
28:33 <Kezzie> 8pm or 9pm
28:38 <Cath^> usually 10pm
28:38 <SkyFire> not sure - think 8;00 pm
28:43 <SkyFire> 8:00pm
28:49 <Kezzie> 9pm qld time
28:52 <SkyFire> due to summer time
28:58 <Kezzie> yes
29:08 <SkyFire> !ttop10
29:10 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(460) 2. beehhh(293) 3. Kezzie(268) 4. Exo(235) 5. Cath^(146) 6. e|f(101) 7. [[[[[pong]]]]](99) 8. kustomboiiiis(98) 9. Moonie(54) 10. MrMW(26)
29:43 * SkyFire shoots Sutekh - he will know
29:52 <Cath^> lol
30:12 <Cath^> maybe he was prolonging my victory
30:16 <SkyFire> yeah
30:40 * SkyFire ties Cath^ up so she can't type - lol
30:40 <Moonie> Bloody weirdo Qlders..
30:49 * SkyFire shoots Moonie
31:44 <Cath^> SkyFire... we don't have that type of relationship
31:50 <SkyFire> LoL
31:58 * HellFury takes a soft drink and shakes it up and opens it in front of SkyFire and watches it foam up and go up his nose oops sorry SkyFire!
32:03 <SkyFire> but you are still tied up - LoL
32:10 <SkyFire> yah missed HellFury
32:15 <Cath^> i'm gonna call you GreySky lol
32:19 <SkyFire> yah got [[[[[pong]]]]]
32:36 <SkyFire> cuddles Cath^ and unties her
33:35 <Cath^> sheesh
33:52 <SkyFire> I untied you!
33:55 <Kezzie> brought a second car yesterday SkyFire 2010 ford focus CL new timing belt a/c new types $3,500 great little car
34:00 <Kezzie> brb
34:00 <lx> 1 seeya1 Kezzie...
34:00 <MrMW> sexy hot gorgeous perfect Kezzie!!!
34:05 <SkyFire> nice Kezzie
34:11 <SkyFire> who is that for ?
34:32 <kustomboiiiis> Brb pornhub
34:32 <lx>  That was a quick visit kustomboiiiis...
35:00 <Kezzie> hugs MrMW
35:05 <Kezzie> me but jules will drive it i had to hand my licence in motor transport said as i terminal i cant drive now SkyFire
35:12 <SkyFire> ok
35:19 <SkyFire> awwwwwwwwwwwwwww :(
35:24 <SkyFire> not fair
35:40 <Kezzie> now i need a id card have to go ask for a 18+ one lol
35:47 <SkyFire> LoL
35:54 <SkyFire> I have one of those Kezzie
35:56 <Kezzie> do they cost ya ?
36:14 <SkyFire> umm trying to remember
36:27 <Kezzie> i should get a refund re my licence only got new one in nov
36:33 <SkyFire> ok
37:15 <Kezzie> due to xmas centrelink paid me my dsppension 3 days early SkyFire
37:16 <SkyFire> $6.00
37:17 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.109.160) from #sydney
37:21 <SkyFire> me too
37:26 <Kezzie> great
37:28 <SkyFire> :)
37:41 <Kezzie> poor sis had to wait till thurs she in syd
37:51 <SkyFire> that reminds me, I need to check if mine needs to be renewed
37:55 <SkyFire> aww
37:57 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.109.160) to #sydney
38:00 <Moonie> wb again Cath...
38:00 <Cath^> thanks Moonie
38:15 <Kezzie> wb pongggggggggggg
39:24 <SkyFire> yay no expiry date on it
39:43 <SkyFire> https://www.qld.gov.au/transport/licensing/proof-of-age
40:00 <Moonie> Damned weather, too hot to do anything... :(
40:00 <Kezzie> wb Cath^
40:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Did u see smegol did wrap about pooland
40:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> colloquy-nav://smeagolI'm in poo land, with the lude man pong the fruit loop song, hit the beautiful bong, sniffin underpance, taking wiffs at slumber parties, pong likes size number between 8 and 12, lately the poo shooter is in stealth
40:53 <e|f> lol
41:04 * SkyFire shoots e|f
41:13 <SkyFire> but misses and hits [[[[[pong]]]]]
41:27 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> colloquy-nav://smeagol
41:28 <SkyFire> not that he would notice
41:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> SkyFire
41:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Stop be jealous
42:00 <MrMW> im too old for this heat
42:00 <MrMW> im too old and senile for this heat
42:40 <HellFury> wow you are on a roll skyfire who peed in your weet bix
42:43 <HellFury> !ttop10
42:43 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(503) 2. Kezzie(371) 3. beehhh(293) 4. Exo(235) 5. Cath^(168) 6. [[[[[pong]]]]](151) 7. SkyFire(126) 8. e|f(102) 9. kustomboiiiis(100) 10. Moonie(57)
43:09 <Kezzie> go go HellFury
43:12 <Kezzie> lol
43:12 * SkyFire cuddles HellFury - only wanrt to get ahead of [[[[[pong]]]]]
43:17 <Kezzie> oh i sec
43:27 <HellFury> hahaha
43:30 <HellFury> go on use a popup
43:34 * Kezzie gives HellFury a hot, juicy, where'd you learn to do that, ohmygod that feels so good, put your hand here, mmmmm and your tongue here, how can you do this to me, even my eyeballs are sweating, you have no idea how bad i want you, mmmm chills everywhere, dont want to be good, just want to be bad, can i get closer, i wanna feel, im begging, just be with me forever kiss :)
43:40 <SkyFire> When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
43:48 * HellFury looks at Kezzie bats her eyelashes and does the cute purse lips for kiss thing
43:53 <Cath^> !ttop10
43:55 <Kezzie> lol
43:55 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(525) 2. Kezzie(454) 3. beehhh(293) 4. Exo(235) 5. Cath^(169) 6. [[[[[pong]]]]](151) 7. SkyFire(150) 8. e|f(102) 9. kustomboiiiis(100) 10. Moonie(57)
44:06 * Kezzie says after kissing Cath^ ...I climbed up the door, and shut the stairs.....I said my clothes, and pulled off my prayers.....I shut off my bed, and climbed in to the light.....All because Cath^ kissed me !!!**Smoooooches** WOW What a kiss!!
44:08 * SkyFire gives Kezzie A CinnamonHotBlisteringLongSuperAndReallyEroticEarthShatteringSoulBurningOhMyGawdIfYouStopNowI'llKillYouBetterThanHeavenYetHotterThanHellGropingDon'tStopTouchingMeBloodBoilingSoulStealingDreamMakingCloseToXXXRatedHeartStoppingPassionExplodingWetDeepHardLongLingering*Kiss*
44:13 <Kezzie> there ya go Cath^ ahahhhaaha
44:26 <Cath^> wow Kez i might give a few hot kisses like that and rocker up the chart lol
44:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> colloquy-nav://smeagolI'm in poo land, with the lude man pong the fruit loop song, hit the beautiful bong, sniffin underpance, taking wiffs at slumber parties, pong likes size number between 8 and 12, lately the poo shooter is in stealth
44:31 <Kezzie> lol
44:40 * SkyFire .»º©º«.sends.»º©º«.hugs.»º©º«.and.»º©º«.kisses.»º©º«.to sweet.»º©º«.lovable.»º©º«. Cath^ .»º©º«.
45:00 <Cath^> thanks Kez
45:07 <SkyFire> !ttop10
45:09 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(525) 2. Kezzie(502) 3. beehhh(293) 4. Exo(235) 5. [[[[[pong]]]]](190) 6. Cath^(186) 7. SkyFire(161) 8. e|f(102) 9. kustomboiiiis(100) 10. Moonie(57)
45:27 <Kezzie> HellFury i getting closer ahahhahaa
45:37 <Kezzie> jim will jump us all lol
45:40 <SkyFire> yes
45:47 * HellFury sneaks up to Kezzie and thumps Kezzie over the head with the frying pan and then looks at it... oops i dented the bloody thing... you have a hard head Kezzie!?!
45:53 <Cath^> lol
45:56 <SkyFire> OMG [[[[[pong]]]]] leap frogged Cath^
45:56 <HellFury> oops
45:56 <Kezzie> awwwwwwww
46:00 <Cath^> cold shower Moonie
46:01 <HellFury> wrong one :P
46:07 <Kezzie> luc ky Cath^
46:08 <Kezzie> lol
46:24 * SkyFire bops [[[[[pong]]]]] over the head, with a cast iron frying pan Kaboink!!
46:30 * HellFury fills up 8 condoms full of water and shampoo and throws them at Kezzie *splat* *splat* *splat* *splat*
46:39 <Cath^> :o
46:43 <Kezzie>               Hi HellFury!             
46:46 <Cath^> the heat has got to you all
46:50 <HellFury> haven't used that one in ages
47:04 * SkyFire gives HellFury a *Super Tight And Really Super Erotic Groping Fondling Earth Shattering Sonic Boom Oh Gawd If You Stop I'll Kill You Better Than Heaven Yet Hotter Than Hell Watch Where Ya Stick Yer Hands Super Huge Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Don't Ya Dare Stop Touching Me Huggeroonies And A Knees Are Shaking Earth Is Trembling My Heart Has Stop Beating Passionit Knees Shaking Lots A Goosebumps Was That The Ground Moving Passionate Wet Deep
47:10 <HellFury> linge
47:10 * Kezzie got to be carfull re my popups i dont flood and get banned lol
47:31 * Kezzie wants to smooch those sexy legs HellFury
47:44 <SkyFire> I remember the time when these were all the rage and we would get hundreds of them
47:46 <HellFury> haha
47:52 <Kezzie> yes
48:03 * HellFury knocks out Kezzie with a rotten fart and a club and then drags Kezzie up the stairs by their bollocks..goodnight
48:05 * SkyFire .»º©º«.sends.»º©º«.hugs.»º©º«.and.»º©º«.kisses.»º©º«.to sweet.»º©º«.lovable.»º©º«. Kezzie .»º©º«.
48:24 * SkyFire says after kissing Kezzie ...I climbed up the door, and shut the stairs.....I said my clothes, and pulled on my prayers.....I shut off my bed, and climbed in to the light.....All because Kezzie kissed me !!! **Smoooooches**
48:46 * Kezzie neeeds a cold drink now lol
48:56 * SkyFire opens the bar
49:00 <Cath^> big drop in temp for this time...cloudy now
49:00 <Moonie> It's ok inside with the air con.
49:05 * Kezzie sits with Cath^ while she fans me lol
49:28 <Cath^> we need a big fan...i hawt too
49:29 * SkyFire hands out free drinks
49:34 <SkyFire> !ttop10
49:43 <SkyFire> oops time out
50:29 <Kezzie> lol
50:35 <Kezzie> wait 15 mins now
50:47 <SkyFire> yes
51:11 <SkyFire> how is Jules these days ?
51:21 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.109.160) from #sydney
51:34 <SkyFire> yay the smell just went
52:00 <MrMW> dont seem to get southerly busters these days
52:07 <HellFury> wow it smells fresh in here now
52:10 <HellFury> until i fart
52:11 <SkyFire> yes
52:14 <SkyFire> LoL
52:25 * SkyFire gets a box of matches
52:29 <Kezzie> jules is good SkyFire she watching a dvd behind me
52:31 <Moonie> So, 30 seconds or so HellFury? hehehe
52:36 <SkyFire> :)
52:39 <HellFury> oh
52:42 <HellFury> im still brewing
52:45 <HellFury> you have time
52:59 * SkyFire hands out gas masks
53:00 <Cath^> hey mav
53:00 <Cath^> lol
53:09 <Kezzie> pong on his way back i think
53:23 <HellFury> yes
53:27 <HellFury> incoming stench
53:30 <Moonie> Phew hehe
53:32 <Kezzie> lol
55:00 <Cath^> !ttop10
55:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Kezzie(977) 2. HellFury(952) 3. SkyFire(567) 4. [[[[[pong]]]]](331) 5. beehhh(293) 6. Cath^(280) 7. Exo(235) 8. kustomboiiiis(152) 9. Moonie(148) 10. e|f(113)
56:00 <Cath^> when was beehhh on?
56:00 <Cath^> well done Kez, it'll be on for young and old later lol
57:00 <Moonie> hahaha and Jim isn't there..
57:00 <Cath^> yet!
57:00 <Moonie> Surprising that Exo is that low on the list.
58:12 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.109.160) to #sydney
58:32 <Kezzie> wb pong u staying this time
58:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y u kick pong 4
58:45 <HellFury> naw he flushed
59:04 <Kezzie> no one kicked ya pong
59:57 * Kezzie looks at Cath^ did u kick pong lol
00:05 <SkyFire> [14:53:58] * Parts: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@austnet.1642874269.user)
00:08 <Cath^> nope
00:10 <HellFury> none of us kicked him
00:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pongggggggggg
00:13 <HellFury> he parted
00:28 <SkyFire> yes
00:35 * [[[[[pong]]]]] beats chest liek money
00:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Monkey
00:49 <HellFury> but if he wants to be kicked
00:52 <HellFury> i'll oblige
00:55 <Kezzie> pong u keep falling off server no one kicked ya
01:00 <Cath^> he's probably working on his tan
01:00 <Moonie> Hey Cosmic^Girl :) 
01:00 <Cath^> hey Cosmic^Girl
01:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeeey everyone :D
01:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Who's working on his tan? Hawt
01:00 <Cath^> Exo
01:00 <Cath^> i'm guessing
01:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Haha sexy
01:00 <Cath^> lol
01:00 <Sutekh> da grls in da house ;p
01:00 <Cath^> tqnning his forearms for me ;p
01:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Heey Sutekh :D
01:12 <SkyFire> he won't know the difference
01:19 <Kezzie> !ttop10
01:21 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(648) 2. Kezzie(641) 3. beehhh(293) 4. SkyFire(277) 5. Exo(235) 6. Cath^(203) 7. [[[[[pong]]]]](202) 8. e|f(102) 9. kustomboiiiis(100) 10. Moonie(66)
01:22 <Kezzie> true
01:34 <Kezzie> HellFury type more ahahahhaaa
01:38 <SkyFire> yay leapt over [[[[[pong]]]]] and Cath^ - lol
01:59 * HellFury loads [[[[[pong]]]]] in a really big heavy wide load sling shot and fires it and him out the door and slams door shut! Stay out [[[[[pong]]]]]!!
02:55 * Kezzie throws some dirty gym socks at [[[[[pong]]]]]
03:07 * Kezzie slaps [[[[[pong]]]]] with an old diaper full of extricated chile burritos!
03:16 <Moonie> We don't need no stinkin' pong..
03:48 <Kezzie> true
04:37 * HellFury looks at [[[[[pong]]]]] and says Eat a Dick [[[[[pong]]]]] and stop being a idiot..
04:45 <Kezzie> lol
04:55 <HellFury> i forget half my popups
04:57 * Kezzie gives [[[[[pong]]]]] a ice cold beer...
05:02 * Kezzie sits and watches as [[[[[pong]]]]] takes a swig of that ice cold beer
05:02 * Kezzie laughs watching [[[[[pong]]]]] gagging
05:07 * Kezzie HA HA!!! [[[[[pong]]]]] just drank toliet water and thought it was beer!!!!!!
05:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ppl in ere seem to liek pong.....
05:45 <Kezzie> i not sure how big some of my popups i had for years are so i stick to the ones i know lol
06:52 * SkyFire looks at [[[[[pong]]]]]...
06:55 * SkyFire decides that [[[[[pong]]]]] just doesn't look right....
06:59 * SkyFire grabs [[[[[pong]]]]]'s pants and pulls them WAAAAY up and wraps them around their head... much better!
07:14 <Cath^> never touch another man's pants
07:31 <Moonie> Unless you're going to wash them.
07:51 <HellFury> or split them and then laugh at him when he puts em on again and bends over
07:53 * HellFury nods
07:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He gay SkyFire
08:09 * Cath^ walks over to Moonie...
08:27 <Cath^> how tall are you Moonie?
08:35 <HellFury> 4 foot
08:39 <Moonie> 6'4"
09:02 * Cath^ looks up at Moonie
09:13 <kustomboiiiis> How tall kaff
09:20 <HellFury> she loves thick thighs
09:22 <Cath^> me?
09:27 <kustomboiiiis> Ye
09:33 <Cath^> i'm 5'2
09:38 <kustomboiiiis> Hot
09:41 <Moonie> Wow shortie hehe
09:52 <kustomboiiiis> Short the best
10:12 <Cath^> anyway..back to Moonie
10:29 <Kezzie> ALL eyes are on a slow-moving tropical low which the Bureau says has a moderate chance of developing into a cyclone by New Year�s Day.
10:30 <Cath^> do your own damn laundry
10:31 <Kezzie> At 10am Sunday, the low was located near the far north Queensland coast, about 65km south-southeast of Lockhart River.
10:36 <Moonie> hahahaha
10:45 <Kezzie> cyclone penny coming
11:22 <SkyFire> at least it isn't cyclone Kerry or cyclone Julie
11:26 <SkyFire> hehehe
11:36 <Kezzie> lol
11:49 <Kezzie> next cyclone be a male name
11:53 <SkyFire> yes
11:58 <HellFury> stealing your funeral announcement kez
12:03 <Kezzie> has to start with a q
12:06 <SkyFire> and the next letter in the alphabet
12:09 <HellFury> and i can't smell
12:11 <SkyFire> Quentin
12:11 <HellFury> sigh
12:15 <HellFury> spell
12:34 <Kezzie> HellFury a friend posted it i was about to say how sorry i was till i read it all lol
12:59 <Kezzie> SkyFire go read the funeral post on my fb page lol
13:12 <SkyFire> ok
14:07 <SkyFire> lol
14:16 <Kezzie> https://www.townsvillebulletin.com.au/news/regional/revealed-top-20-bogan-baby-names-for-2018/news-story/14de2fbc413032b356eea1f68eb06e03?fbclid=IwAR1-PzKoRwycem1qyjo_71Aq4gT5ezYkFmQa9ukCW73GAZzFG2qmS6YPauQ
14:47 * HellFury sits with a cold manglow
14:51 <HellFury> mangblow
14:55 <HellFury> ffs
14:59 <Kezzie> lol
15:03 <Moonie> hahahaha
15:07 <Glenn> mango?
15:12 <HellFury> yeah that too
15:18 <Kezzie> hugsss Glenn
15:18 <HellFury> i dunno what the is with the spelling
15:29 <HellFury> Ross the toss is making my eyes water with the stench
15:30 Part: beagle ([email protected]) from #sydney
16:12 <Glenn> Hey Kezzie!!!! {{{HUGS}}}
16:26 <Cath^> Hi Glenn
17:02 <Glenn> Hey Cath^!!!! Good to see you smiling and happy again! :)
17:10 <Cath^> lol
17:22 * Cath^ whistlea n looks annocent
17:27 <Cath^> innocent too
18:03 <Kezzie> lol
18:03 <e|f> almost time for me to go for a swim
18:05 <e|f> :D
18:41 * Glenn has been dodging ice patches on the footpaths all morning.
18:42 <Cath^> se|fie? :D
18:48 <e|f> lol
19:11 <Cath^> wet forearms of course
19:42 <Glenn> The weather forecasters got it wrong again too. Supposed to be snowfalls today.... but not even a spot of rain!
20:21 <SkyFire> Squire Sebastian Senator << as a firstname - eeeeeeeeeeks
21:27 * gecko thwacks SkyFire
21:30 <Glenn> Most of those names I'd never heard of. Parent s should take some responsibility and think of the bullying their poor kid is going to cop, saddled with those names!
21:57 <Moonie> The parents should be bullied.
21:59 <gecko> I heard Glenn was on that list...
22:06 <Glenn> :P~~~~
22:16 <gecko> ;)
22:35 <Moonie> Exccessive use of the letter 'n'?
22:37 <SkyFire> Xayvya
22:43 <gecko> Glennnnnnnn
22:47 * SkyFire shoots gecko
22:54 <Glenn> Yep, that's excessive.
22:56 <gecko> GlennNNNnNNnNnNNnNnNNnNnNNn
23:03 <gecko> Missed, SkyFire
24:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> P
24:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> I
24:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> O
24:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> N
24:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> G
24:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong
25:17 <Kezzie> pong gonna flood soon lol
26:57 <Kezzie> bbl rest time
27:15 <Cath^> kk Kez cya
27:50 Quit: Sutekh ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
28:36 <Cath^> quick he's gone
28:43 <Cath^> let's run amok!
28:45 <Moonie> Quick what?
28:55 <HellFury> yeah put shampoo on the bed and pull sheets up
29:57 <Moonie> spray stinky stuff on the pillow
30:13 <Moonie> ... or we could just get HellFury to fart on nit.
30:14 <Cath^> lol
30:14 <Moonie> it
30:49 <Cath^>  
30:55 <Moonie> soak the pillow case in vinegar
31:06 * HellFury climbs in the bed pulls sheets up rips a loud fart and gets out pulls doona up and looks innocent sitting in chair
33:31 * SkyFire hugs gecko
34:28 <SkyFire> !ttop10
34:30 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Kezzie(837) 2. HellFury(795) 3. SkyFire(352) 4. beehhh(293) 5. Cath^(261) 6. Exo(235) 7. [[[[[pong]]]]](218) 8. Moonie(123) 9. e|f(113) 10. kustomboiiiis(108)
34:52 <HellFury> shit
35:06 * HellFury hey [[[[[pong]]]]] why don't you go to Stringy Bark Creek.. the place of Ned Kellys last stand and find a nice abandoned mine shaft and plunge head first into it so you can look as you go down and wait for it to stop
35:16 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> colloquy-nav://smeagolI'm in poo land, with the lude man pong the fruit loop song, hit the beautiful bong, sniffin underpance, taking wiffs at slumber parties, pong likes size number between 8 and 12, lately the poo shooter is in stealth
39:27 * SkyFire sends [[[[[pong]]]]] in to a bottomless pit
39:58 <SkyFire> adds a jetpack to speed him on his mission to find the bottom
41:04 <SkyFire> a mission that will last forever
41:45 <SkyFire> he might be a bit thinner too by the time he finds the bottom
50:52 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.109.160) from #sydney
52:03 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.109.160) to #sydney
54:41 <HellFury> !ttop10
54:43 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(842) 2. Kezzie(837) 3. SkyFire(393) 4. beehhh(293) 5. Cath^(261) 6. [[[[[pong]]]]](257) 7. Exo(235) 8. Moonie(123) 9. e|f(113) 10. kustomboiiiis(108)
54:54 * HellFury reads a piece of paper stuck to [[[[[pong]]]]]'s back, Wideload beware! Fart Now loading!
01:00 Quit: Cath^ ([email protected]) Quit: laters!
01:29 * gecko hugs the SkyFire
01:40 <gecko> What you doing Anthony
06:20 Join: Sutekh ([email protected]) to #sydney
06:20 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h Sutekh
07:05 <HellFury> and then i said chris is gonna lay in that bed
07:06 <HellFury> i mean
19:42 Topic Is: The Winner Is Siiiidneyyy  Today's Top10(words): 1. Cath^(1490) 2. Exo(1300) 3. nigel(1253) 4. e|f(898) 5. ^bozojim(800) 6. HellFury(713) 7. Sutekh(636) 8. Moonie(470) 9. poro(465) 10. Kezzie(415)
19:42 Set By: (Sutekh) on: Sat Dec 29 22:00:47 2018
59:00 <kustomboiiiis> How goin? 
59:00 <poro> all good here thanks laxing out hbu
59:00 <kustomboiiiis> Sik yea same i chilling 
00:00 <poro> cool
00:00 <kustomboiiiis> Good relief from hot days
00:00 <IGA> i chilling too
01:00 <kustomboiiiis> Hello breaker
01:00 <poro> hey IGA
02:00 <Cosmic^Girl> It's quiet in here tonight
02:00 <IGA> hey poro
02:00 <poro> hows things
02:00 <poro> hi Cosmic^Girl
02:00 <kustomboiiiis> Is isnt it
02:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey poro :)
03:00 <poro> :-)
03:00 <kustomboiiiis> :) 
03:00 <poro> playin me some trivia
03:00 <kustomboiiiis> Kustom
04:00 <poro> trivia is fun
04:00 <kustomboiiiis> Yup :) 
06:00 <kustomboiiiis> Bbl gunna cross eyes stare out window few hours custom
06:00 <lx> 1 That was a quick visit1 kustomboiiiis...
06:00 <poro> ok kustomboiiiis cya later
06:00 <kustomboiiiis> Ok poro high five
07:00 <Cath^> good here Cosmic^Girl..yourself?
07:00 <Cath^> hi kustomboiiiis
07:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm fab thanks Cath^ :D
07:00 <poro> ok man cya
07:00 <poro> high five back at you
07:00 <Cosmic^Girl> You're the same person right?
07:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Like...I'm guessing b1rd?
08:00 <British^Meat> lol
08:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Having a lil chat to yourself?
08:00 <poro> who are you asking
08:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Both of you
08:00 <British^Meat> its like they think we dont know
08:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Or, one of you
08:00 <poro> ok irc has gone all weird
08:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I've been here for 30 seconds and I know
08:00 <Cath^> lol
08:00 <poro> i miss the old irc :-(
08:00 <Cath^> poro hi
09:00 <poro> hi Cath^ how are you doing?
09:00 <poro> sorry people just seem real dodged out for some reason all the time its weird
09:00 <Cath^> are you one of the boiiiis?
09:00 <Cosmic^Girl> It's b1rd right?
09:00 <poro> one of what boiiis?
09:00 <poro> who?
09:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Because...like...there can't be multiple
09:00 <poro> multiple what?
09:00 <Cath^> one of kustomboiiiis' boiiiis
10:00 <Cosmic^Girl> b1rd's
10:00 <poro> nop
10:00 <IGA> poro ignore it
10:00 <IGA> they think im some guy called breaker
10:00 <Cath^> kk
10:00 <British^Meat> bwhahaha
10:00 <IGA> austnet is weird these days 
10:00 <Cath^> next
10:00 <IGA> not how it use to be
10:00 <poro> true
10:00 <poro> yeah i have noticed
10:00 <IGA> full of all weirdos and jaded ppl
10:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh look, there's 3
10:00 <poro> that sux
10:00 <British^Meat> fuck off
10:00 <IGA> all the ops are mnental and got problems
10:00 <British^Meat> where have u guys been for the past 15 yrs
10:00 <poro> aw stink 
11:00 <IGA> like why come on here if jaded?
11:00 <British^Meat> thinking its only just turned to shit
11:00 <poro> well its ok to come on but dont dominate the channels
11:00 <IGA> seems to be the case British^Meat
11:00 <IGA> poro of course
11:00 <British^Meat> psshhhhhhhhhhhht
11:00 <British^Meat> u crazy
12:00 <poro> irc has always had people with unusual personalities but i just don't like people being mean to other people
12:00 <poro> i don't get it why they would do that
12:00 <Cath^> first time here poro?
12:00 <poro> nop just aint been on in a while
12:00 <Cath^> never seen your nick before
13:00 <poro> how long you been coming here?
13:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Probs because it's b1rd :P
13:00 <couleurs> :P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
13:00 <Cath^> a while
13:00 <British^Meat> ahaha
13:00 <poro> ok
13:00 <British^Meat> its b1rd
13:00 <British^Meat> lol
13:00 <British^Meat> my god
13:00 <IGA> poro for years
14:00 <IGA> 20 years
14:00 <IGA> on and off
14:00 <poro> its not b1rd but i recognise his nick from austnet
14:00 <IGA> they think im b1rd too 
14:00 <Cosmic^Girl> You're all b1rd
14:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Just like everyone is Negan
14:00 <IGA> whos Negan?
14:00 <poro> 20 yrs is a while
15:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmm I guess no one watches Walking Dead anymore!
15:00 <poro> irc was bit diff 20 yrs ago but the scenery never changes
15:00 <poro> unless you change your font i guess
15:00 <poro> never seen it
16:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Alrighty kids, it's been fun...but I'm outtie :D
16:00 <poro> ok Cosmic^Girl cya
17:00 <IGA> never seen that show 
17:00 <poro> mn
17:00 <poro> what shows you like IGA
17:00 <IGA> don't watch them
17:00 <poro> none
17:00 <IGA> the last good one I watched was fargo
17:00 <IGA> I like that, and better call saul
18:00 <poro> oh yeah, did you see the movie originally when it came out
18:00 <IGA> of course
18:00 <poro> cool 
18:00 <IGA> show and movie are great
18:00 <poro> i have a teenager and i am playing her classic movies and that is the next one we are watching
18:00 <IGA> very nice
18:00 <poro> the first one was pink floyd the wall lol
18:00 <IGA> cool parent you are
18:00 <poro> thanks
18:00 <IGA> have not seen that
18:00 <IGA> my dad always use to tell me to watch it
19:00 <poro> i only have limited years so i have to make the most of them or she will be left home
19:00 <IGA> he doesnt like pink floyd either just said must watch that
19:00 <poro> its a classic i have seen it at the movies when they replayed it
19:00 <IGA> make sure you get her onto everything you liked
19:00 <poro> yeah its a political thing you know
19:00 <IGA> i know
19:00 <IGA> very big at the time
20:00 <poro> haha yeah well she likes rap music same as me, as a kid i was never allowed to listen to pretty much any music, mum even said simon and garfunkel was too sexual lolllzz
21:00 <poro> what is better call saul i have heard of that but im not sure what its about
22:00 <IGA> have you seen breaking bad?
23:00 <poro> yup i saw season one and a few other episodes
23:00 <IGA> ok you know the attorney in it?
23:00 <poro> i thought the character portrayal was well done and they transmitted the emotions well too
23:00 <IGA> the lawyer guy thats dodgy and that?
23:00 <poro> yup
23:00 <IGA> thats Saul
23:00 <poro> oh ok gotcha
24:00 <IGA> he has his own tv show now about his side of things its basically the same as breaking bad its really good
24:00 <poro> oh ok yep 
24:00 <IGA> i have to watch the latest episodes but ive seen all 3 seasons now very good
24:00 <poro> i bet if i started watching it i would like it
24:00 <poro> my mate likes that show
24:00 <IGA> you would like it
24:00 <IGA> its really good, its more mature than breaking bad too
25:00 <poro> ok
25:00 <IGA> i got my dad onto it he loves it and he thinks breaking bad is one of the best tv shows ever made
25:00 <poro> haha cool
25:00 <poro> your dad sounds all good
25:00 <IGA> yeh he's cool
25:00 <poro> my dads ok hes a bit of an idiot sometimes you know but hes ok
25:00 <IGA> seen any good movies?
26:00 <IGA> recently that is
26:00 <poro> nah the only one i want to see is free solo i think thats what its called. its about a dude that solo climbs el capitan in yosemite national park.
26:00 <poro> i reckon that sounds fuken mean as
26:00 <poro> i guess its more of a doco movie or something
27:00 <poro> defs dont wanna see superman or aquaman but all good those ppl who like that stuff
29:00 <IGA> yeh not for me either hey lol
29:00 <IGA> never been into that stuff only when i was like a baby
29:00 <IGA> didnt even like star wars when i got older
32:00 <poro> i prefer books to movies but im old
33:00 <poro> older than the kids these days anyway
35:00 <IGA> lol
43:00 <poro> hi [[[[[pong]]]]], wb Cath^
43:00 <Cath^> ta
44:00 <Cath^> !ttop10
44:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Cath^(1486) 2. Exo(1300) 3. nigel(1253) 4. e|f(898) 5. ^bozojim(800) 6. HellFury(709) 7. Sutekh(636) 8. Moonie(470) 9. poro(461) 10. Kezzie(415)
44:00 <poro> who is Exo?
45:00 <Cath^> a good guy
45:00 <poro> cool
50:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [1h59m25s]
59:00 <Cath^> !ttop10
59:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Cath^(1490) 2. Exo(1300) 3. nigel(1253) 4. e|f(898) 5. ^bozojim(800) 6. HellFury(713) 7. Sutekh(636) 8. Moonie(470) 9. poro(465) 10. Kezzie(415)
01:00 <Cath^> the only time i will beat Jim lol
01:00 <Sutekh> he will claim some excuse
02:00 <Cath^> he left early
04:00 <Sutekh> that will be it
06:00 <Sutekh> hey Zade
06:00 <Cath^> hi Zade
06:00 <Zade> hello Sutekh
06:00 <Zade> hello Cath^
08:00 <IGA> lol
49:00 <Moonie> Hey again people..
50:00 <Cath^> hey Moonie
50:00 <Moonie> How's your night, Cath?
51:00 <Moonie> Busy by the looks of the ttop10 list hehe
55:00 <Cath^> lol
55:00 <Cath^> quiet nite in
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> trying to make easy mac
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> but I put to packets in and now it hates me
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
57:00 <President_Trump> be quiet
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> Excuse you.
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> the bowl is hotter than the mac, I was trying to do a home alone :/
00:00 <Sutekh> PandasDontDrive, nice
14:00 <Cath^> nite
48:00 <jigsaw> what i miss?
50:00 <IGA> not much you can leave now
51:00 <jigsaw> ok
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> little hard on the villain
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
53:00 <IGA> that guy is a weirdo he sends me porn links 
54:00 <IGA> always talks about being horny
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> virgins, thinking of it leaves me in pieces.
04:00 <gecko> Nobody ever sends me porn links
05:00 <gecko> Ill be able to impress cosmic with my knowledge
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> What Whiskey did you try?
09:00 <gecko> Yamazaki, Hellyers Road, Chivas Regal, and Glenfiddich
09:00 <gecko> From Alice's collection
10:00 <gecko> Pass me a cig PandasDontDrive
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> n'joy!
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> Glenfiddich is great mate.
11:00 <gecko> It was okay, they were all very burny
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
12:00 <gecko> I dont get the appeal
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> No ice?
12:00 <gecko> No
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> In the old days, gecko.
12:00 <gecko> I'm told it's blasphemy
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> Men used to drink Peppered Wine.
12:00 <gecko> That's just sounds yucky
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> A most disgusting concotion
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> Yep!
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> Scotch and Whiskey is a dedication.
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> Nice and neat, take a seat.
13:00 <gecko> It seems to be an acquired taste. How is your move going?
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> Have you had something to drink tonight that you actually like?
13:00 <gecko> You moved hoist didn't you?
13:00 <gecko> Not really
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> I am all moved in.
13:00 <gecko> House"
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
13:00 <gecko> Oh cool. With s friend?
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> I pissed her off like the first two nights
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> I was so nervous
14:00 <gecko> Oooops
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> It's all good.
14:00 <gecko> Sorted now?
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> Of course. I don't need to act like I don't know what to do.
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> She said to me
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> Josh, this is my home... Now it is your home.
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> How about you and like, your gf
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> that still happening?
16:00 <gecko> Yeah :) we are good
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet man
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> really smiling now :D
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Guess you learned what not to drink, but now you gotta go through what not to smoke.
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have a nice cuban cigar.
17:00 <gecko> Ha no I'm down with that already
17:00 <gecko> I don't smoke anything
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
17:00 <IGA> drinking is good
18:00 <IGA> lets have a drink
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> pour us one IGA
18:00 <gecko> I'll have a gin
18:00 <IGA> <PandasDontDrive> Men used to drink Peppered Wine. 
18:00 <IGA> love it
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> I liked mulled wine, peppered is, a difficult conversation.
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
20:00 <IGA> why?
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> IT
20:00 <IGA> its beautiful
20:00 <IGA> like black garlic ice cream
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> sorry, it's a joke.
20:00 <gecko> Too sweet for me
20:00 <IGA> a joke?
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> Yer
20:00 <gecko> Mulled wine I mean, i dont know what peppered wine is
20:00 <IGA> millions of people like it
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> because the inherent threat'd be me and Orange snuff.
21:00 <IGA> its a british tradition
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> You snort?
21:00 <IGA> yeh
21:00 <IGA> havnt for ages though 
21:00 <gecko> Snort what
21:00 <IGA> my gf keeps harassing me to get some coke 
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> tobacco.
21:00 <IGA> ive only got ice
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> Snuff.
21:00 <IGA> yeh ive snorted tobacco
22:00 <IGA> its great
22:00 <gecko> Lol...
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> It was such a habit
22:00 <IGA> ive only done it once or twice
22:00 <IGA> was good though
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> people had, gecko.
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> You put a little over your, hand, thumb.
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> Snort it.
23:00 <IGA> yeh I use to get it from india
23:00 <gecko> Sounds icky
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> we vape now
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> apparently that is for our safety :P
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> vaping aint as sexy as a cigarette.
24:00 <gecko> Cigarettes are well sexy
24:00 <gecko> Love when Alice smokes
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> I know!
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> They need to put them back in movies more
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> Alice is here name?
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> her*
25:00 <gecko> Yes
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> Awesome
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> Alice Smoking
25:00 <IGA> vape is shit
25:00 <gecko> Can't have them in movies... Kids are too impressionable these days...
25:00 <IGA> doesnt do anything
25:00 <IGA> ive had 32mg vape too its garbage, chemical placebo crap
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> IGA I was in fucking Manchester
26:00 <IGA> vape is shit man
26:00 <IGA> just smoke ciggies
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> and I was out the front with the hotel manager
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> he was vaping
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> I was smoking
26:00 <IGA> yeh its legal in uk to vape
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucking all these vaping cunts
26:00 <IGA> they are morons
26:00 <gecko> Oops
26:00 <IGA> its bad for u
26:00 <IGA> its chemicals
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> then these two black dudes walk up
26:00 <IGA> i like tobacco
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> and he is proper like
26:00 <IGA> i like the taste and smell
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> got a twig
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
26:00 <IGA> most smokers dont
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> gave one
26:00 <IGA> they like nicotene
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn only dude fkn smoking
26:00 <IGA> light ciggies are for idiots too
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> I love tobacco
27:00 <IGA> have more tar
27:00 <IGA> lol
27:00 <IGA> morons mna
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> not really addicted.
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> Just like smoking it tbh.
27:00 <IGA> same here
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> Fuck that vaping shit but
27:00 <IGA> last time i smoked a ciggie was maybe christmas day
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> what is the point?
27:00 <IGA> with my gf
27:00 <IGA> then i went home
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> Nice.
27:00 <IGA> havnt had one since ive had a lot of weed though
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
27:00 <IGA> and afew drinks but no need for ciggie
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> You get some good grass en I guess ey
28:00 <IGA> yeh
28:00 <IGA> lol
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> my friend I live with
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> she smokes
28:00 <IGA> getting too much of a tollerance though
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> aye that will happen
28:00 <IGA> planning on quitting soon maybe in a month or 2
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> GATEWAY
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
28:00 <IGA> well ive been on it everyday for almost a year now
28:00 <IGA> and primo stuff
28:00 <IGA> not garbage lol
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> time to start drinking tea my son
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
29:00 <IGA> tea is lovely
29:00 <IGA> herbal tea no sugar no milk
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's right!
29:00 <IGA> i dont drink coffee
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> no hands just pleasure
29:00 <IGA> i like coffee
29:00 <IGA> just not drink it
29:00 <IGA> love a proper made ice coffee
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> aye
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> made by you?
31:00 <IGA> nah i dont know how to make one
31:00 <IGA> well I can but its not a pro one you get from a cafe or anything
31:00 <IGA> those are the best
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb aye bro gotta cig
32:00 <lx> 1 Not too long now1 PandasDontDrive...
35:00 <IGA> you dont smoke inside?
36:00 <President_Trump> PandasDontDrive how can you afford cigs when you've never worked a day in your life?
38:00 <gecko> Tresident_Prump
39:00 <gecko> I can't smoke inside it stinks the place up... Plus it's super obvious to non smokers
40:00 <IGA> its shit
40:00 <IGA> smoke outside have some respect
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> I suppose I rob banks
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> Better question is, why do you give a shit about my finances?
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> Goodnight
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> I will do the same
47:00 <gecko> U too
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> Sleep well.
47:00 <IGA> I dont give you shit about finances
48:00 <IGA> you are tired PandasDontDrive? meds kicking in?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> Nah mate
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> Jerked off twice today about your mother already
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> Sleepy.
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> Innit.
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> Every whore has her day, aye.
49:00 <IGA> whore?
49:00 <IGA> my mums a whore?
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> Now yo're clued on
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> Took you a while to act like a bastard didn't it.
50:00 <IGA> act like bastard?
50:00 <IGA> I havn't said anything to you bro
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> <IGA> you are tired PandasDontDrive? meds kicking in?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> Why would they be?
51:00 <IGA> well are they?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> Don't act coy.
51:00 <IGA> its like 12am
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> We have had fun.
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> And you have been cordial.
51:00 <IGA> people like you take meds then sleep
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> Now leave it at that.
51:00 <HellFury> lol
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> There we go.
52:00 <IGA> i know because my gf took her lyrica for the night and cypramil and she in bed now
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> You come out of your shell.
52:00 <IGA> or cerapax
52:00 <IGA> one of those
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> Okay it's time.
52:00 <IGA> ill have one 2morrow night they floor me
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> You held on for a long time.
52:00 <IGA> held on?
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> I was surprised you were so nice to her and me
52:00 <IGA> im not holding on
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> Don't talk shit
52:00 <IGA> im not
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> I just ate this caerphilli cheese
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> you ever had it?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> It's really nice, it's Welsh.
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> Very hard to come by here and I used an entire block to make maccaroni.
56:00 <IGA> how did you get it?
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> Sneaky chimp importer :P
57:00 <IGA> interesting
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> It's kind've like, cheddar cross with fetta
57:00 <IGA> well im not sure ive had it but ill try it
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> If you can find it bro, it's very nice.
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> It's Wales only recognized cheese. lol
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> You still drinking?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> I was thinking of having a glass.
58:00 <IGA> yeh of course I am
58:00 <IGA> will be going for a few hours then bed
58:00 <IGA> few bongs
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> aye
59:00 <IGA> gotta be upright for 2morrow or im dead lol
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
59:00 <IGA> i dogged her the other day she wont be happy lol
59:00 <IGA> so gotta rock upo
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> It is the life man
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno, mum gave it to me on christmas as a present
02:00 <President_Trump> PandasDontDrive lets see a pic of your weed
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ask her today but actually
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> I had another block
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> red leisceter
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> English one
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> really fucking tasty
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> tasty as President_Trump pubic hair
03:00 <IGA> yeh?
03:00 <IGA> ive seen that around ive yet to try it
03:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] joined
03:00 <President_Trump> knew you had no weed
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> Yeah, it's good man
03:00 <IGA> you know ales make some of the best cheese in the world
03:00 <IGA> wales
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> tru
04:00 <IGA> you ever had welsh rarebit?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> england makes, awesome cheeses 
04:00 <IGA> wales makes better cheese man
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> Yer
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> I had rabbit there
04:00 <IGA> most of uk culture comes from wales and scottland
04:00 <IGA> they are wannabes
04:00 <President_Trump> u are prob off to british^fagmeats house later to eat his cheese
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> had this awesome deer and rabbit pate
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> aswell
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> I do like British^Meat, I always thought he was chill.
05:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] is now known as stayout
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> He just does not like me.
05:00 <IGA> you ever had a welsh curry?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> I did
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> also had a proper welsh stew
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> cooked the right ways
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> was very nice.
06:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] is now known as flightriskaussie
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> But when you get to Cardiff and things get more, local.
07:00 <President_Trump> wheres your housemate?
07:00 <IGA> cardiff?
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> Asleep
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> like a normal person
08:00 <IGA> im from swansea
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> I was in swansea
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> met this nice man there
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> and these boys for their mates father's wake
08:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] is now known as lol50degrees
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> I wanted to walk around see dylan thomas shit
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> but at night time
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> not so much to see or do
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> beach was nice
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> pub was nice
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> Joe at the pub was nice
09:00 <IGA> yeh bro
09:00 <IGA> mad hey
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't mean to be bang out of order but joe was a fkn nice black dude from england man
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> I loved swansea
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> for that one day
09:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] is now known as bushpigs
09:00 <President_Trump> is PandasDontDrive pretending to be welsh again? lol
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> I couldnt sleep IGA
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> so I left the hotel and just fkn slept on the beach
10:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] parted with message: []
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> was good
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> wish you had something to President_Trump to be to pretend to be to pretend President_Trump to be to be
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> You're a fat ginger faggot.
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> You stand underneath windows like a fool. I am Welsh and if that offends you. Eat a dick. Could probably buy a cheese with one innit for you.
12:00 <President_Trump> you cant afford cheese, never had a job lol
12:00 <President_Trump> take a pic of the cheese and take a pic of the weed
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> Cockgobbler
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's your cheese m8
13:00 <President_Trump> you have neither lol
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait
13:00 <IGA> PandasDontDrive is a liar it seems
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> I don't have the cockcheese?
13:00 <IGA> might be time to leave austnet thanks
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> amen
13:00 <IGA> we are a family network
13:00 <President_Trump> trying to sound like the big man on irc pretending you have cheese
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> cigarette time
13:00 <IGA> no abuse and we are conservative
13:00 <IGA> ok
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb
14:00 <lx> 1 That was a quick visit1 PandasDontDrive...
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> Someone has to pay for Ibiza 
15:00 <IGA> ibiza?
24:00 <President_Trump> ibiza?
34:00 <President_Trump> PandasDontDrive where did you get the weed from?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> It's an island
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> Greek island
34:00 <President_Trump> greek? lol
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> people still go there to party
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
34:00 <IGA> mykonos
35:00 <President_Trump> you've never left australia have u?
35:00 <IGA> that place is shit
35:00 <IGA> i went there 5 years ago
35:00 <IGA> corsica mykonos and ibiza
35:00 <IGA> waste of time
35:00 <IGA> full of english and welsh backpackers and nigerians was shit
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> I went to UK
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> is that leaving?
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> IGA true
36:00 <President_Trump> im not talking where your imagination went, im talking about you physically
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> Nigerians eveywhere these days, can't kick a football without one getting it in the head.
36:00 <IGA> i never see them
36:00 <IGA> im not from melbourne sorry
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> Another! Soz mate. Goal, between your teeth.
37:00 <IGA> huh?
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> I don't give a fuck where your fantasies of me come from President_Trump.
37:00 <President_Trump> i know your mum went to cuba on a coque tour lol
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> You are to me like white spit in the cotton field.
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> She gave me a Cuban cigar on Christmas.
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> At least she has moves.
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> What you got?
38:00 <President_Trump> moves?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> Fucking nuffin
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> poor as b1rd
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> just as useless
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mate, why do you even bother?
39:00 <President_Trump> you havent had weed, look how uptight you are
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> I got one big fucking hat that you can share like lamp-shade around the post and under that cover, I have seven and a half inches of dick.
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> Suck it.
39:00 <IGA> no gay stuff around here ok
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> Daft prict, everyone knows you're legit the greatest loser mIRC has ever fathered.
40:00 <IGA> take it to other chan please or ill tell HellFury
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> I apologize
41:00 <IGA> PandasDontDrive must be bisexual
41:00 <IGA> thats ok
42:00 <President_Trump> Daft prict?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> Don't penny-pinch, brother.
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> You're trying to have a conversation with Tim, let's see how that goes.
46:00 <President_Trump> how what goes?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saying hello
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> how was your day?
48:00 <President_Trump> why would i say something dumb like that?
48:00 <HellFury> tell me what
49:00 <President_Trump> HellFury hello how was your day?
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