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00:25 <Sutekh> the ladies certainly make the channel come alive :D
00:45 * Cath^ curstsies
01:19 <+Exo> it's good when it's not too much of a sausage fest
01:43 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmm sausage fest
01:55 <Cosmic^Girl> In a sex pit
02:05 <Cath^> better than mushrooms
02:07 <+Exo> LOL
02:17 <HellFury> mushy dicks
02:21 <Cosmic^Girl> Ewwwwww mushrooms
02:26 <Cosmic^Girl> Look! You summoned her
02:28 <+Exo> kyle sandilands sausage
02:34 <HellFury> haha
02:41 * Exo slaps [[[[[pong]]]]] around a bit with a large trout
02:46 <HellFury> yeah i was here just not talking skyfail annoys me
03:34 <Sutekh> the problem will soon be guys fighting each other over the ladies, at least is worth fighting over ;p
04:17 <+Exo> like i proposed
04:19 * Cosmic^Girl body slams Sutekh
04:23 <HellFury> jim and skyfail :P already do
04:42 <HellFury> but jim wins
04:52 <Sutekh> haha
04:57 <+Exo> austnet should have its very own irc the bachelorette
05:12 <HellFury> biggus dickus
05:15 <HellFury> er
05:16 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey I read a book a few months ago....which is actually why I came back on IRC
05:22 <Cosmic^Girl> The book TALKED about IRC
05:43 <+Exo> must have been a pretty old book
05:51 <Cosmic^Girl> No! A new book
05:59 <+Exo> written at the same time as the dead sea scrolls
06:03 <Sutekh> usually the guys fighting over who is a dole bludger and who isnt etc etc.. so this could be a start of new beginnings
06:03 <Cosmic^Girl> The Lebs. Such a great book too
06:35 <HellFury> as long as they don't do a Nick honeybadger cummins and leave the women horny
06:48 <+Exo> LOL fkn honeybadger
06:54 <Sutekh> haha
06:55 <HellFury> haha
06:57 <Cosmic^Girl> Hilariously disturbing. And I was like...."I wonder if IRC actually still exists"
07:10 <HellFury> oh but i loved skyfails little dick
07:28 <+Exo> SkyFire sorry you did not receive a rose, please take your time to say goodbye and get lost
07:40 <HellFury> honeywanker you mean Exo
07:48 <+Exo> irc will rise again once this facebook fad is over
08:06 <+Exo> lol honeywanker
08:12 <HellFury> his hand musta got so tired after his dates
08:14 <HellFury> :p
08:16 <+Exo> he pocketed a nice amount of cash
08:24 <HellFury> Aka the HoneyWanker
08:43 <Cosmic^Girl> He is so bogan
08:54 <Cosmic^Girl> Says the girl who wears ugg boots in Winter
09:05 <+Exo> lol
09:06 <HellFury> haha
09:18 <HellFury> and says the girl who wears socks in summer
09:20 <+Exo> they need to mix up that show abit
09:30 <+Exo> like put a some fat dole bludger as the bachelor
09:41 <+Exo> socks in summer???
09:51 <Cosmic^Girl> Don't look at me
09:54 <Cosmic^Girl> That's not me
09:58 * Exo slowly gets up and moves to another table from HellFury
10:04 <HellFury> lol
10:11 * HellFury moves closer and puts feet up near him
10:17 <HellFury> my feet don't smell boy :p
10:34 <HellFury> i think... *sniffs feet*
10:40 * Exo takes a *sniff* and faints
10:45 <HellFury> my feet don't but my butt does
11:43 * Exo pukes in mouth a little
12:03 <Cosmic^Girl> Why are we talking about disgusting smelling things?
12:06 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@60.224.161.193) from #sydney
12:11 <HellFury> i dunno
12:18 <HellFury> he suggested i got smelly feet lol
12:35 <Cosmic^Girl> You just hurt him then :P
12:36 <HellFury> nah i wear em coz i wear ankle brace on left foot
12:46 <HellFury> and it feels wierd wearing one only
13:08 <+Exo> u even made ross the toss run away
13:13 <HellFury> i rolled ankles when we had dogs
13:28 <HellFury> one of them woudl leave her bone under your feet
13:39 <HellFury> so every now and then ankles flare up
14:38 <+Exo> lol
15:06 <+Exo> my dog hides bones and schmackos all over the house
15:27 <HellFury> oh man the worst part was one day i had just gotten over the rolled left ankle
15:37 <HellFury> and ran to get phone and answer it
15:40 <HellFury> you guessed it
15:45 <HellFury> left ankle went under me
15:51 <HellFury> i didn't even answer the phone
15:54 <+Exo> ouch !
16:02 <HellFury> Evie the little bitch lol
16:32 <HellFury> mum found me on the ground with a rapidly swelling ankle and a bruise
16:44 Part: couleurs ([email protected]) from #sydney
17:02 <HellFury> wow there are some ugly people on fb
17:06 <HellFury> i mean
17:28 <+Exo> well randall g and joel thompson are there
17:36 <HellFury> joel the hole
17:42 <Cosmic^Girl> Why does your dog hide schmakos and not eat them?
17:42 <PandasBanderos> so many hot gamer girls on fb mmm
17:54 <PandasBanderos> it thinks it is a squirrel haha
18:22 <+Exo> cause he is a cheeky one, he begs for them and pretends to eat them but hides them for later
18:40 <Cosmic^Girl> That's weird dog behaviour
18:57 <+Exo> sometimes i give it 3 or 4 thinking he will eat it but goes and hides some ;o
19:19 <+Exo> gamer chicks are hot
19:22 <chris`> shut up
19:26 Part: chris` ([email protected]) from #sydney
19:33 <Cosmic^Girl> Haha
20:01 <+Exo> i think your comment hit a raw nerve in chris` CG
20:03 <+Exo> lol
20:36 <Cosmic^Girl> Hahaha
20:51 <Cosmic^Girl> Do you think he's displaying weird dog behaviour?
20:59 <+Exo> chris` hides weed around the house
21:03 <+Exo> some maybe he can relate
21:09 <Cosmic^Girl> Possibly
21:16 <HellFury> yeah so sockzie doesn't eat it
21:31 <+Exo> is anyone gonna watch aquaman
21:36 <Cosmic^Girl> Ahhhh
21:39 <Cosmic^Girl> Hell to the yes
21:51 <Cosmic^Girl> You know why right?
22:17 <+Exo> why?
22:22 <+Exo> are u attracted to mermans?
22:36 <Cosmic^Girl> When they're Jason Momoa, yes indeed I am
23:45 * Cosmic^Girl sings I like it better, down where it's wetter
24:05 Join: Student ([email protected]) to #sydney
24:07 <+Exo> lauGHINg OUT LOuDS
24:18 <+Exo> is jason momoa hotter than roman reigns
24:35 <Cosmic^Girl> Yes
25:19 <+Exo> the aquaman trailer isn't so great tho
25:31 <+Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD7bq62tc4w
25:35 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Family Guy - You're more useless than Aquaman (sub Esp) (Feb 24, 2014) Length: 0:45 - Category: Comedy - 302,631 views - 1,661 likes (92.8%), 128 dislikes (7.2%)
25:41 <Cosmic^Girl> I don't even care :P
29:48 <Cosmic^Girl> Nighty night kids :D
29:53 * Cosmic^Girl blows kisses
30:05 * Exo hugs Cosmic^Girl
30:06 <+Exo> nini
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34:19 <Cath^> i can't choose between them
35:21 <+Exo> you know u want to choose roman reigns Cath^
36:23 <Cath^> lol
36:43 <Cath^> tough choice..both fine forearms ;p
36:55 <Cath^> who would you pick
39:23 <+Exo> neither, i'm not homo enough =p
42:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] parted with message: []
44:58 <Cath^> lol
46:33 <+Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
46:37 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wham! - Last Christmas (Official Video) (Oct 25, 2009) Length: 4:38 - Category: Music - 407,544,354 views - 1,546,300 likes (95.2%), 78,592 dislikes (4.8%)
47:31 <+Exo> early xmas pressie for you Cath^ https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10156507479356278&set=a.465837616277&type=3&theater
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48:49 <Cath^> haha joel
49:10 <Cath^> hasn't changed ;p
50:11 <Sutekh> coming to maccas Cath?
50:13 Join: Tim-Sim ([email protected]) to #sydney
50:19 <+Exo> still takes the same style of selfie
50:28 <Cath^> hehe
50:34 <+Exo> you would think he would improve on his craft by now
50:53 <Cath^> not with you Sutekh
51:07 <Sutekh> wtf
51:16 <HellFury> hes probably single still
51:19 <Tim-Sim> has anybody seen President_Trump?
51:24 <+Exo> how many times have you stood up Sutekh and not met up with him at maccass now Cath^ ? ;o
51:28 <HellFury> Joel the HoneyWanker
51:30 <HellFury> nope
51:35 <Sutekh> Tim-Sim, he was eaten by a emu
51:39 <HellFury> and don't wanna either Tim-Sim
52:05 <+Exo> i think a dingo ate him
52:12 <HellFury> any day without the bucktooth emu fucker is good
52:23 <Tim-Sim> was he z-lined?
52:26 <HellFury> nope
52:31 <HellFury> !seen President_trump
52:33 <StatsOP> President_Trump ([email protected]) was last seen parting #chatzone 3 days, 22 minutes ago stating "{}".
52:38 <Sutekh> maybe he got zlined or something
54:09 <Cath^> Exo meh
54:18 <HellFury> must of
54:19 <+Exo> he always cops at z every couple of days
54:21 <Student> he is got life. celebrating Christmas.
54:38 <Sutekh> he cant ban evade, too dumb
54:42 <HellFury> that honkeywanker doesn't know how to be nice
54:47 <HellFury> honeywanker
55:29 <Tim-Sim> seems odd he hasn't been on
56:02 <HellFury> probably busy chasing emus
56:03 <+Exo> he will be back when his ban is lifted
56:07 <Student> cannot live with him, cannot live without him.
56:42 <+Exo> trump is like a movie on a long flight
56:54 <HellFury> you mean it repeats?
56:58 <Cath^> what..seen it.all before?
57:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] parted with message: []
57:02 <HellFury> haha
57:06 <HellFury> what cath said
57:07 <Cath^> ;p
57:10 <+Exo> oh snap!
57:26 <HellFury> he could be a empty pot
57:30 <Tim-Sim> this the only channel chatting atm
57:38 <HellFury> bang it and it makes nose fill it and it makes a thud
57:49 <HellFury> noise
58:46 <Student> yes, thanks to HellFury and Cath^ .
58:47 <+Exo> lol
58:53 <HellFury> wasn't me
58:57 <HellFury> he must of insulted someone
59:01 <+Exo> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
59:06 <HellFury> and i was mostly not home friday
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59:41 <HellFury> his big mouth probably got him in trouble
59:43 <HellFury> cockaburra
00:02 <kookaburra> Bite my prorky
00:07 <kookaburra> Porky
00:11 <Cath^> Student...
00:16 * Exo slaps kookaburra around a bit with a large trout
00:27 <Student> ma'am.
00:29 <Cath^> what did i purportedly do?
00:31 <kookaburra> Bite bite just bite
01:01 <Student> i was reflecting about Tim-Sim saying "this the only channel chatting atm".
01:10 <+Exo> i will delete delete delete chu
01:10 <kookaburra> A solid sausage for exo
01:46 <HellFury> haha
01:49 <+Exo> could i get some nan bread and chitai pitha
02:05 <Student> what is chitai pitha?
02:08 <kookaburra> Thats bsngal food
02:14 <Sutekh> hey kookaburra, many welcomes to you
02:24 <Cath^> only maccas Exo
02:30 <kookaburra> Desi pancake
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02:46 <Sutekh> Student, yeah it has its moments
02:49 <jigsaw> caffee you got your rosebud back
03:20 <kookaburra> Student have you visited gilgit hunza valley yet
03:23 * Cath^ looks at jigsaw...
03:25 <+Exo> g'day jigsaw
03:33 <jigsaw> hi XO
03:39 <kookaburra> Australia is losing their roofs
03:50 <Student> kookaburra: so many giglgiti and people from hunza in here.
04:01 <+Exo> when you gonna cook us some bangladeshi cuisine beehhhh
04:05 <Student> that would be a big roof lost.
04:08 <kookaburra> Hellfury sleeps on a hammock
04:28 <+Exo> hammocks are quite comfortable
04:31 <kookaburra> Dreaming of my cockaburra
04:40 <Sutekh> kookaburra, we domnt need roofs bro, its not freezing here like the UK
05:02 <kookaburra> I love more colder
05:07 <HellFury> cockaburra when you gonna sit on a tree branch and laugh at the UK idiot
05:12 <HellFury> idiots too
05:18 <kookaburra> 2 degree room temperature google
05:30 <jigsaw> me wraps Cath^ in a hammock and hangs her up in the meat locker
05:31 <+Exo> i heard kookaburra drives a mean taxi
05:46 <kookaburra> Ford Mustang baby
05:55 <jigsaw> mean? the kind that runs you down if you dont pay?
06:21 <kookaburra> And reverse on ya
06:51 <Sutekh> he temp in London is currently 13 degrees, OMG so hot bro :D
07:03 <PandasBanderos> gr8 weather mmm
07:05 <jigsaw> haha
07:12 <kookaburra> Like that greek fella runs into Melbourne padestrains
07:12 <PandasBanderos> wish it was 13 degrees here
07:13 <jigsaw> whinge whinge
07:34 <+Exo> road rage is serious bizness
07:38 <kookaburra> He must had a ball
07:43 <Sutekh> haha
07:52 * HellFury smacks cockaburra with a burrito
08:09 * Cath^ noms the burrito
08:29 <Student> he is a ladies man, like a male escort.
08:31 <kookaburra> Lots of food in England
08:33 <HellFury> its a cockbito :p
08:39 <+Exo> haven't had taco bell in awhile
08:47 <HellFury> taco hell
08:55 <kookaburra> Im changing my work, my thai boss is being a bitch lately
09:17 <kookaburra> British cocks are yummy
09:24 * HellFury turns on raunchy xmas songs and winks at Exo lets piss the neighbors off
09:49 <HellFury> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YVMvJoG90M
09:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: EMINEM JINGLE BALLS (LYRICS) (Dec 31, 2011) Length: 2:00 - Category: Music - 296,801 views - 2,688 likes (94.3%), 163 dislikes (5.7%)
09:57 <+Exo> raunchy xmas songs, i like where this is going, giggidy giggidy goo
10:10 <kookaburra> Better be a good xmas song
10:32 <HellFury> haha
11:36 <kookaburra> This is fowl
11:57 <kookaburra> Hellfury just ruined my Xmas
12:43 <+Exo> LOL
13:11 <HellFury> LOL
13:12 <HellFury> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnJ8jsw4BSo
13:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Aussie Jingle Bells - Bucko & Champs - THE ORIGINAL (Oct 20, 2009) Length: 3:12 - Category: Comedy - 1,286,020 views - 4,861 likes (96%), 204 dislikes (4%)
13:32 <Cath^> your job here is done Hellfury ;p
13:44 <kookaburra> https://youtu.be/xKYABI-dGEA
13:48 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Home Alone Again with the Google Assistant (Dec 19, 2018) Length: 1:00 - Category: Science & Technology - 23,281,652 views - 474,136 likes (98.2%), 8,918 dislikes (1.8%)
15:17 <HellFury> haha
16:06 <Student> she have a job. :) nice.
16:11 <HellFury> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnr0CIQC-mk
16:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: JINGLE BELLS BATMAN SMELLS: Christmas Jingle Bells. Kids Christmas Songs. Xmas Songs (Nov 29, 2014) Length: 1:39 - Category: Education - 4,855,601 views - 13,632 likes (84%), 2,590 dislikes (16%)
16:16 <HellFury> yeah to irritate you
16:39 <kookaburra> Your a grinch
17:00 <coles> volt and vaksin are pedo
18:34 <Student> manipulator.
18:38 <kookaburra> Hellfury is furious cause her dildo machine is not arrived that bought on amazon lastnite
18:43 <+Exo> who needs the kwik e mart
19:32 <kookaburra> Brb need more popcorn
19:32 <lx>  ciao for now kookaburra...
20:57 <jigsaw> !top20
21:00 <HellFury> nope bitch
21:00 <StatsOP> Top20(words): 11. President_Trump(64433) 12. Devil45(62352) 13. Sunbeam(50642) 14. JedStar(48596) 15. WhoMadeWho(34845) 16. [[[[[pong]]]]](32695) 17. e|f(26518) 18. SkyFire(22506) 19. eddie(22418) 20. beehhh(18511)
21:22 <jigsaw> sheezers you people dont shut up
21:26 <Student> too late for dildo machine.
23:21 <kookaburra> Have patience me love, delivery guys are all flatout during this busy period
25:22 Part: kookaburra ([email protected]) from #sydney
34:41 <jigsaw> nite
34:47 Part: jigsaw ([email protected]) from #sydney
37:26 * HellFury yawns behind hand
40:14 Join: Cath^^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
42:15 Quit: Cath^ ([email protected]) EOF from client
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43:09 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
45:39 Part: Cath^^ ([email protected]) from #sydney
51:34 Part: Plonker ([email protected]) from #sydney
00:21 Part: Tim-Sim ([email protected]) from #sydney
07:43 Quit: HellFury ([email protected]) Quit: Bite My Shiny Metal Arse!
15:21 Part: Cath^ ([email protected]) from #sydney (laters!)
22:00 <b1rd> Lol
40:00 <coles> b1rd in lunwahs ljicy
48:00 <b1rd> Wat son
48:00 <b1rd> Smash ya
49:00 <b1rd> Lunwahs wat lol
49:00 <b1rd> U fkn meth head
50:00 <b1rd> Goin so fast u mixing up skipping words etc kidddie! 
54:00 <coles> lumeah s red one
54:00 <coles> dirty fuck
55:00 <coles> kill ya jason 
04:00 <b1rd> Yea sure
04:00 <b1rd> She was a good root
04:00 <b1rd> Not a loose sloppy junky like u
04:13 Part: SED_guy ([email protected]) from #sydney
05:00 <b1rd> :) 
06:00 <b1rd> Brb wiping my ass
06:00 <lx> 1 That was a quick visit1 b1rd...
10:00 <b1rd> Had the best shit
10:00 <b1rd> Fkn love shitting first thing in the morning ahhh
11:00 <b1rd> Don't u love it too coles? 
33:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] parted with message: []
33:00 <b1rd> Fkn breakfast 
34:00 <b1rd> Wat will i prepare
35:00 <b1rd> Mite cook a roast
39:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] parted with message: []
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42:51 Quit: zaim ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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20:54 <kookaburra> https://ibb.co/wp9TCr4
40:52 <BlackDevil> thats a man baby
41:24 <kookaburra> no shes norell
42:46 <kookaburra> everything closing early today
43:08 <kookaburra> is canada better than usa blackdevil
44:13 <kookaburra> she desreves every change to step up
44:30 <kookaburra> ive failed ive failed i ve failed barnababy
44:54 <kookaburra> chance*
45:01 Part: kookaburra ([email protected]) from #sydney
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08:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who is gecko
13:00 <gecko> Yes
18:00 <b1rd> She a midget 
19:00 <b1rd> Quickly go have spa sauna 
20:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Where
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Is she hot
26:00 <b1rd> She short
26:00 <b1rd> Umm
26:00 <b1rd> I dunno she not related so
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07:46 <kookaburra> Wish you a merry Christmas wish you a merry Christmas
07:51 <kookaburra> https://ibb.co/F8B3gRJ
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22:10 <+Exo> good morning glum chums
22:18 <b1rd> Hey bruvs
22:26 <+Exo> yoo b1rd
22:31 <+Exo> what's garn on
22:31 <b1rd> I'm happy not glum lol
22:34 <b1rd> Fk all
22:39 <b1rd> Goin city
22:49 <+Exo> nice mate
22:52 <+Exo> sweet weather today
22:59 <b1rd> Yea fully
23:08 <b1rd> Might head down the beach
23:34 <+Exo> gonna hit 32 degrees today
23:38 <+Exo> which beach you heading to?
23:44 <b1rd> Have quick shave n freshen up
23:51 <b1rd> Yea can't wait
24:11 <b1rd> Bought some premium old spice body wash
24:26 Join: kookaburra ([email protected]) to #sydney
24:43 <kookaburra> Merry Christmas from Mirza & Norell
24:48 <kookaburra> https://ibb.co/F8B3gRJ
24:51 <b1rd> Wat u doin bruz
25:11 <b1rd> Is that a blow up doll kook.
25:13 <b1rd> ?
25:27 <b1rd> Looks like one
25:33 <kookaburra> My trans partner
25:48 * Exo slaps kookaburra around a bit with a large trout
26:04 <b1rd> Dont fuk her too hard with ur pindik she will pop
26:06 <b1rd> Bang
26:23 <+Exo> went to 24 hour shopping at high point last night
26:25 <+Exo> packed as
26:33 <b1rd> Lol really
26:35 <+Exo> loads of babes around
26:40 <b1rd> Cunts r mad
26:49 <+Exo> they were checkin me out
26:51 <b1rd> Wen u sleep?
26:53 <kookaburra> Shes better than women
26:58 <b1rd> Nice bro
27:01 <b1rd> Smooth
28:11 <+Exo> i went early so it wasnt too bad but by the time i was going home all the parking lots were full
29:53 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@60.224.161.193) to #sydney
34:54 <+Exo> ross the tossSsS
35:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> DO NOT CALL PONG THAT
35:32 <kookaburra> Women and kids?
36:20 <kookaburra> I might run a trans parlor in London
36:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Beehhh show Norell
36:51 <kookaburra> Worst come to worst all the customer they will get is me
37:03 <kookaburra> https://ibb.co/F8B3gRJ
37:03 <+Exo> beehhh are u friends with Mei/MzMvp
37:10 <kookaburra> Nope
37:17 <kookaburra> Is she a trans
38:14 <+Exo> maybe she he can work in your trans parlor
38:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> She very beautiful Beehhh
38:40 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U give Exo stiffie
38:40 <kookaburra> Washing the beds
38:48 <kookaburra> Thanks pong
38:54 <kookaburra> I want bring her to uk
38:59 <kookaburra> Fingerscrossed
39:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U marry her and try for baby
39:28 <kookaburra> I made her pregnant before i left borneo
39:45 <kookaburra> I fought the aliens
40:26 <+Exo> lol
40:27 <kookaburra> Soon our bundle of joy will arrive to daddy
41:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> From her bum?
41:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U put some sperms up her bum
42:10 <kookaburra> Inside her vagina
42:28 <kookaburra> Also none ya business
42:44 <kookaburra> Leave us alone will ya
44:09 <kookaburra> Our planet is ending starting from Australia
44:11 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> She don’t have vagina
44:16 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Or uterus
44:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> She has penis an anus
44:51 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U go ass to mouth
45:10 <kookaburra> What she has what she don't leave it for me
46:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Australia only country will survive
46:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Us and London will burn
47:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U try cone back to Aus get blocked
47:08 <kookaburra> All queenslander flocking to Melbourne for a new start, uk shuts their door to all Europeans
47:39 <kookaburra> You see how qld burned
48:08 <kookaburra> You guys are racist prick to the core
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58:13 <b1rd> I might give nite shoppin a go juss for a perve exo umm are food joints open?
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24:48 <+Exo> 24 hour shopping was last night son
24:56 <+Exo> shops will be closed normal times today
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29:15 <T-City> LOL
29:17 <T-City> dumb b1rd
37:33 Nick: Moonie- is now known as Moonie
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38:28 * Moonie yawns...
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51:57 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o HellFury
54:34 <+Exo> good morning Moonie HellFury
55:15 <HellFury> morning Exo
55:50 <Moonie> Hey Exo.. Hellfury
55:58 <HellFury> hey moonie
57:07 <+Exo> get a good nights rest? ;p
57:40 <Moonie> Not really heh. Have you been on here all night?
58:29 <+Exo> nah i'm not that much of a irc junkie lol
58:38 <+Exo> got up around 7am
58:48 <HellFury> mmm my back canes
58:54 <+Exo> body clock hasn't adjusted yet, only started holidays this week
58:55 <HellFury> i had to share bed with a orange fur ball
59:03 <HellFury> i know male got out at 6 am
59:26 <Moonie> Cat?
59:29 <HellFury> yrh
59:35 <Moonie> hehe cute :)
59:36 <HellFury> yeh she loves to sleep on HIS side of bed
59:44 <HellFury> so pushes him onto mine
59:53 <HellFury> i move her and she goes right back and pushes him back over
00:18 <Moonie> Well, he could always sleep on the lounge. Where's his consideration?
00:26 <HellFury> he could
00:36 <HellFury> but he has to work on week days
00:39 <HellFury> so not a good idea
00:56 <HellFury> shes on my side of the bed now i moved
00:57 <b1rd> Hello hellfury
01:04 <HellFury> hey b1rd
01:23 <b1rd> Sup cuz
01:45 <HellFury> not much dumb arthritis triggered
01:50 <b1rd> Aww
02:02 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/eQr5qAn <------ my xmas ham eating Sara
02:02 <b1rd> I eatin muesli
02:21 <b1rd> Cute cat
02:33 <HellFury> yeah she is
02:34 <Moonie> aww she's gorgeous.
02:45 <b1rd> She awake not sleepn
02:48 <HellFury> shes 9 next year its why we let her get away with sharing the bed
02:54 <HellFury> no asleep
03:04 <HellFury> i went back to get something from room and shes out cold on the bed
03:24 <b1rd> Ah ye
03:38 <b1rd> Passed out
04:47 <HellFury> yeah she has
04:55 <HellFury> the other is on the couch legs spread
05:16 <b1rd> Lol
05:23 <b1rd> Spread eagle
05:31 <HellFury> ye what cat sleeps like this
05:38 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/aQ5RRXL
05:40 <b1rd> St kilda cat
05:42 <HellFury> i call puss
05:50 <HellFury> and she cracked open a eye and looked at me
05:53 <HellFury> then eye closes
05:56 <Moonie> hahaha
05:58 <b1rd> Is a boy ye?
06:08 <b1rd> Lol
06:13 <HellFury> girl
06:16 <HellFury> Pixie
06:16 <b1rd> Like wtf cunt im sleepin
06:19 <b1rd> Oh ye
06:26 <HellFury> haha yeah
06:30 <HellFury> lil shit
06:34 <b1rd> Ye
06:35 <HellFury> she loves her geckos
06:40 <b1rd> Lol
06:52 <b1rd> Used to hav dog in indo hunted them
06:52 <HellFury> we almost gecko free ...
06:58 <b1rd> Lol. No god
07:00 <HellFury> shes eaten almost all of them
07:04 <b1rd> They alright
07:10 <b1rd> Lol
07:13 <HellFury> and shes given up trying to catch me a chook and bring it home
07:21 <b1rd> They eat ur food?
07:26 <b1rd> The gecko
07:29 <HellFury> nah
07:31 <HellFury> sara does
07:34 <b1rd> Lol
07:37 <HellFury> apart from pok
07:38 <HellFury> prok
07:44 <HellFury> pork but she will eat xmas ham
07:55 <HellFury> i had chops last night
08:03 <b1rd> Nice
08:13 <HellFury> she eyed the food off drooling
08:27 <b1rd> Lololol
08:35 <HellFury> chickens worse
08:40 <HellFury> she will steal it off plate
09:02 <b1rd> U got a chook?
09:08 <HellFury> neighbors do
09:22 <HellFury> and pixie loves to play the catch a chook and bring it home alive
09:30 <HellFury> chooks 6 cat 1
09:41 <b1rd> Oh
09:43 <HellFury> i had to send it back before the owner realized it was in my house
09:45 <b1rd> Lol
09:54 <HellFury> yeah easy throw over fence
10:03 <b1rd> Doesnt kill but
10:05 <b1rd> Lolol
10:12 <b1rd> Nice
10:17 <HellFury> no she doesn't kill them
10:22 <HellFury> just plays and gets bored
10:24 <b1rd> Thats good then
10:45 <b1rd> Chickens should fight bak hey
10:49 <HellFury> they do
10:53 <HellFury> peck her nose
11:04 <b1rd> Lol
11:09 <HellFury> ie why she has failed all but 1 time
11:18 <Moonie> https://imgur.com/a/C9DVbVZ <--- this is my Phoebe
11:20 <b1rd> Oh k
11:32 <HellFury> oh awwww
11:42 <b1rd> Aww
11:48 <HellFury> i had one more but its been 2 years since she passed
12:01 <HellFury> she was Saras age
12:05 <Moonie> Phoebe passed in June :(
12:17 <b1rd> Awww
12:21 <HellFury> Serina passed Nov 24 2016
12:34 <b1rd> Poor kets
12:37 <HellFury> Pixie replaced her a month later but yeah not the same
12:37 <b1rd> Old?
12:41 <HellFury> snake bite
12:43 <b1rd> Ye
12:48 <b1rd> Oh damn
12:57 <b1rd> Need a shotgun
13:06 <b1rd> Blow snake away
13:17 <HellFury> we got sara and serina same time (sisters)
13:19 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/GMSOKXe
13:45 <b1rd> Nice lookin ket
13:50 <HellFury> yeah she was
13:58 <HellFury> Sara sometimes looks for her
14:13 <HellFury> but we don't live in the area where we were when she passed away
14:18 <b1rd> Ye
14:18 <Moonie> aah that's sad. :(
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14:29 <b1rd> Is innit
14:34 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o e|f
14:51 <HellFury> so now you see my orange cat is clingy
15:03 <b1rd> Ok
15:06 <HellFury> worries when i'm gone for the night
15:09 <b1rd> Understandable
15:13 <HellFury> i get stink eyed when i come in the door
15:14 <HellFury> lol
15:17 <Moonie> hahaha
15:22 <b1rd> Lol
15:39 <Moonie> Phoebe was like that.. I'd get verbally abused if I'd been out too long.
15:54 <HellFury> she dead set gives me this look with her tail around her feet
16:01 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/VEnWjlo
16:13 <HellFury> and if i take too long to walk in
16:20 <b1rd> Lolol
16:27 <e|f> sup
16:28 <b1rd> Dirty look alright
16:29 <Moonie> hahaha
16:30 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/5QEuVHl
16:31 <Moonie> heyl elf
16:32 <HellFury> then i get this
16:43 <b1rd> Awww
16:47 <HellFury> thats the bitch move it look
16:48 <HellFury> lol
16:53 <b1rd> Lol
17:51 <HellFury> and then she sits right there in blinds and stares out the window looking annoyed
18:00 <b1rd> Ye
18:28 <HellFury> shes destroyed bedroom blinds
18:34 <HellFury> shes working on the office onces
19:02 <b1rd> Lol
19:17 <Moonie> this is one afternoon I was home from work and Phoebe wanted to eat a little earlier than her normal dinner time. I was trying to ignore her and stay laying on the lounge watching TV.
19:20 <Moonie> https://imgur.com/a/LOD0GQZ
19:39 <HellFury> haha
19:43 <HellFury> Sara is funny
19:57 <b1rd> Lol
20:06 <HellFury> if shes wanting her dinner right here right now she will head bump you twice
20:09 <b1rd> Tuff big ket
20:19 <HellFury> on the 3rd head bump she will meow
20:28 <HellFury> on the 4th its head bump and teeth
20:31 <Moonie> hahaha
20:34 <HellFury> coz she knows i wear headphones
20:41 <e|f> happy christmas, everyone
20:41 <e|f> :)
20:53 <b1rd> Happy xmas u too
21:10 <Moonie> Merry christmas elf..
21:17 <HellFury> :P i called her oil head last year
21:32 <HellFury> she went out under a car and came back with oil on her head
21:38 <b1rd> Rofl
21:41 <b1rd> Oil leak
21:56 <b1rd> Oil head cat
22:01 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/0szNQfG
22:03 <Moonie> haha car requires service.
22:08 <HellFury> took me 2 weeks to get it out
22:33 <HellFury> and her version of hunting :P
22:34 <b1rd> Ye i bet
22:48 <b1rd> Lol
22:52 <HellFury> catch gecko eat legs and tail and head leave torso
23:01 <b1rd> A cat used to attack my dog from under cars
23:02 <HellFury> so humans can stand on it
23:13 <Moonie> booby traps
23:29 <HellFury> the other cat she caught big rats
23:39 <HellFury> and bring them home and eat them in the bedroom at 2 am
23:42 <b1rd> Good rats annoying
23:49 <b1rd> Yum
23:51 <HellFury> all you could hear was crunching bones
23:55 <HellFury> we woudl throw it outside
24:02 <b1rd> My dog did too
24:02 <HellFury> and she brought em right back in
24:11 <HellFury> !ttop10
24:12 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1291) 2. HellFury(1096) 3. SkyFire(824) 4. ^bozojim(552) 5. Cosmic^Girl(539) 6. kookaburra(335) 7. Dazzo1(274) 8. Sutekh(273) 9. b1rd(250) 10. Moonie(215)
24:16 <HellFury> shit
24:19 <HellFury> right behind Exo
24:44 <HellFury> oh look its the first head bump
24:44 <gecko> [10:25] (@HellFury) catch gecko eat legs and tail and head leave torso
24:45 <gecko> She WHAT?!
24:51 <Moonie> Phoebe thought it was better to try and teach me how to catch mice. A couple times she brought back a live one and drop it in front of me to catch.
25:00 <HellFury> yep my cat does that
25:28 <b1rd> Gecko wants a root
25:38 <b1rd> But i rejected her a few times
26:25 <gecko> That's literally the opposite of what happened b1rd and everybody here knows it... So who are you telling this to?
26:42 <Moonie> Trying to convince himself?
26:49 <b1rd> Yea sure kid
26:56 <gecko> Next
27:04 <b1rd> Next dik
27:13 <HellFury> fed the head bumping cat
27:57 <b1rd> Need brush teeth n go for a shit
27:58 <b1rd> Brb
27:58 <lx>  Oh so quick b1rd...
28:08 <b1rd> Thx for sharing ur kets
28:12 <HellFury> np
28:15 <b1rd> Hellfury and um
28:18 <b1rd> Moonie
28:28 <Moonie> np
28:31 <b1rd> Always good ketpiks
42:42 * Moonie clears his throat
45:23 * e|f wonders if the lotto tickets he received for xmas will win
45:31 <e|f> won't really change much if they do
45:36 * e|f will still be the same elf
46:01 <Moonie> Me too..
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48:15 <+Exo> haha that's what they all say e|f
48:15 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
48:22 <e|f> heh
48:26 <e|f> hi Cath
48:29 <+Exo> i too will be the same but will just be cruising around in a lamborghini aventador to coles
48:36 <+Exo> good morning Cath^ :p
48:40 <e|f> lol yea
49:15 <e|f> there was a guy on the news recently... has won lotto four times (the jackpot)
49:17 <+Exo> is money really the root of all evil
49:32 <+Exo> jebus
49:39 <e|f> having money can be problematic
49:41 <+Exo> and i can barely get four numbers
49:46 <e|f> best to keep it to yourself
50:07 <+Exo> absolutely
50:15 <Moonie> That bastard.
50:25 <b1rd> Nice bitches out today bbl
50:43 * Exo slaps Cath^ around a bit with a large trout
52:31 <Moonie> I'm not sure I'd fit in an Aventador.. :(
53:11 <+Exo> haha what cars would u get Moonie if you hit the big number
53:39 <Moonie> Aston Martin
54:13 <+Exo> oh for sure
54:47 <HellFury> lolol kid on supernanny dad your a butt crack
54:49 <Moonie> Drive around in a nice suit, ordering vodka martinis.
55:48 <Moonie> That's an unusual insult. heh
56:07 <HellFury> lol
56:09 <+Exo> one can only dream aye
56:22 <HellFury> no better than a kid caling her mother a butt pie
56:23 <+Exo> well if e|f mysteriously disappears and not come on irc anymore we will know why
56:55 <Moonie> I'd still come on IRC so people wouldn't get suspicious.
57:52 <e|f> lol
58:01 <e|f> if i won i'd probably invest
58:20 * e|f cuts one of his forearms off and mails it to Cath - "happy christmas"
58:45 <+Exo> i usually play the syndicates, increases the chances but then gotta split with 9 other randoms
58:47 <Cath^> hi e|f on the shelf
58:53 <Moonie> Yeah, same Exo.
58:55 <Cath^> hi Exo
59:05 <Moonie> Hey Cath..
59:09 <+Exo> Cathay~ :))
59:16 <+Exo> haha
59:21 <Cath^> sheesh didn't know i was here..pocket dialled yous lol
59:30 <Cath^> hey Moonface
59:48 * Exo sends Cath^ a 2019 calender with a different forearm pic each month
00:00 <e|f> lol
00:15 <Moonie> Lucky it wasn't a pocket-video call while you were getting in the shower.
00:21 <+Exo> sif pocket dialled irc, you know subconsciously you wanted to be here with us :P
03:00 <Cath^> lol Exo
05:52 <Cath^> Moonie....
06:03 <Cath^> in your wildest
06:04 <Moonie> Cath....
06:59 <b1rd> Cath come down beach ill shout u a root
07:07 <b1rd> Hehe
07:12 * HellFury snorts water out
07:18 <b1rd> Lolol
07:41 <b1rd> I goin beach work on me tan
07:44 <Cath^> b1rd...where are you?
08:07 <b1rd> Goin st kilda work on me tan
08:28 <b1rd> Come down ill let u put sunscreen on my back
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09:18 <beehhh> Ho ho ho merry Christmas everybody
09:21 <b1rd> K see u soon
09:40 <Moonie> Merry Christmas beehhh
09:44 <beehhh> From norell & i
09:47 <Cath^> yeah nah too far
09:51 <beehhh> https://ibb.co/F8B3gRJ
10:02 <Cath^> merry xmas beehhh
10:21 <+Exo> b1rd are u meeting joel thompson at the beach
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10:29 <HellFury> cockaburra is on
11:20 <beehhh> Hellfury n her dirty bad mouth
11:39 Nick: beehhh is now known as kookaburra
11:57 <+Exo> wb
11:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> And dirty smelly bum
12:00 <+Exo> rosSs the TosSss
12:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> DO NOT CALL PONG THAT
12:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> OK
13:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U poo bum
13:30 <kookaburra> Poong the wrong
13:54 <+Exo> pongFire
14:19 * Exo cranks up the a/c
15:04 <kookaburra> Pong assburger syndrome
15:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Does Norell got aids
17:19 <Moonie> Looks like she's doing her work by herself.
17:42 <kookaburra> She the manager in sarawak
24:13 <Moonie> bbl
24:13 <lx>  seeya Moonie...
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27:26 <kookaburra> Shes better than many girls
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28:31 <+Exo> who are you talking about son
30:01 <kookaburra> Son and father story
36:56 <Cath^> next
37:29 <e|f> heh
38:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
41:28 <kookaburra> https://ibb.co/F8B3gRJ
41:46 <kookaburra> Goodnige merry Christmas
41:53 Part: kookaburra ([email protected]) from #sydney
44:01 <b1rd> Tits!
44:44 <Cath^> ( o   o )
45:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd hey chubby over Norell
53:21 <HellFury> men and women have them
58:09 <e|f> they surely do
58:14 <e|f> ( o ) Y ( o )
00:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
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40:38 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
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46:34 <Sutekh> huhuhu
46:42 <Sutekh> n e grls?
47:57 <Sutekh> where is my Christmas KFC meal
49:40 <b1rd> I on beach
49:45 <b1rd> Work on tan
51:05 <Sutekh> Hi b1rddddddddddddd
51:20 <Sutekh> b1rd is a good man
54:10 <Cath^> n e 1 wanna?
55:43 <Sutekh> Hi Catherine :D
56:15 <Sutekh> how are you Ms?
57:50 <Cath^> hi Sutekh
58:00 <Cath^> I'm fantastic
00:21 <Sutekh> good to hear
01:23 <Sutekh> i wish i was a woman
02:47 <Sutekh> Gods greatest achievement, unlike man, who is a ugly hairy fuck
03:18 <Cath^> i'm hairy
03:22 * e|f offers Sutekh one of his ribs
03:41 <Cath^> lol e|f
03:50 <Cath^> you're making me hungry
06:52 <Sutekh> haha
07:27 <Sutekh> fcking rib, we were made on the cheap
09:20 <Cath^> you might have been..i'm prime rib
13:28 <Sutekh> of course, as i said about women :D
15:30 <Sutekh> i was made out dust :(
16:57 <Glenn> Bull.
17:26 <Cath^> lol
17:39 * Cath^ blows Sutekh away
18:16 <Sutekh> :(
27:38 <Cath^> ;p
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00:11 <b1rd> Custtttom
00:32 <b1rd> Where the bloody hell r the irc babes
03:38 * Sutekh slaps b1rd around a bit with a large trout
04:11 <b1rd> Come down beach for a root sutekh
07:08 <gecko> Christmas Eve
07:39 <gecko> Pretty overrated unless you're part of a rich white family
08:26 <e|f> the grass often looks greener on the other side
08:33 <e|f> not necessarily true though
08:46 <Sutekh> b1rd, Ya
09:30 <b1rd> K
09:33 <b1rd> See u soon
09:40 <Sutekh> i can save u b1rd
09:51 <b1rd> Kool
09:58 <Sutekh> the power of Christ compels you
10:09 <b1rd> Come rub some lotion on me dik
12:14 <Sutekh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGSv5Of6EBQ
12:18 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The power of christ compels you dog (sp00ky edition) (Apr 17, 2016) Length: 0:07 - Category: Gaming - 1,580,541 views - 41,938 likes (99.4%), 274 dislikes (0.6%)
14:13 <b1rd> Suo sutekh
14:19 <b1rd> Same old
15:04 <Sutekh> ull be fine b1rd :D
15:20 <b1rd> I know hun
15:24 <b1rd> Always am
16:17 <Sutekh> i can remove the bad spirits from you bro
16:39 <b1rd> I don't drink sweety
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17:14 Quit: MzMvp ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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17:55 <Sutekh> MzMvp :d
18:21 <Cath^> oh b1rd lol
18:35 <b1rd> The
19:14 <MzMvp> hi
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22:34 <b1rd> Lol
23:05 <+Exo> how's the tan going b1rd
23:22 <MzMvp> anyone wanna come to my pool party
24:22 <b1rd> Not bad exo
24:38 <b1rd> Should be african by few days
25:21 <+Exo> lol fantastic
25:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Maybe pong
25:31 <b1rd> Yup
26:11 <+Exo> don't you know toss, Meis pool parties are for females only
26:44 <b1rd> Thats cool i identify as female a
26:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y not Pong
27:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Watching music max
27:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Drinking beer
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28:26 <+Exo> maybe pong grandma would like to go to pool parti
29:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No
29:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> She not lesbian
29:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong is lesbian
29:38 <+Exo> but MzMvp is a bloke
30:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Eww
30:45 <b1rd> Thats raciss
30:45 <Sutekh> lol
30:46 * Exo has the chicken kievs in the oven
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33:05 <MzMvp> nah party is for guys and girls
33:14 <MzMvp> we having a couple swapping party
33:33 <Sutekh> MzMvp, can i swim naked?
34:54 <MzMvp> yeh
35:40 <+Exo> MzMvp could i get a plus 10
35:42 <+Exo> all guys
36:07 <+Exo> haven't been to a 70s style key party in awhile
36:10 <MzMvp> lol
36:14 <b1rd> I want reacharound
36:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U in front
36:41 <MzMvp> 15 gyys 5 girls
36:58 <+Exo> are trannies welcomed
38:20 <MzMvp> tits and cocks?
39:46 <+Exo> more like inverted penis
40:24 <MzMvp> lol
40:32 <MzMvp> yeh why not
41:08 <Sutekh> im looking forward to this party
41:25 <MzMvp> lol bringing Cath?
41:41 <b1rd> Cath can wank me off
41:57 <Cath^> ok
42:02 <Sutekh> MzMvp, u lub her long time hey
42:05 Kick: b1rd was kicked by Cath^ (My)
44:37 <Sutekh> such a disrespectful arsewipe ;p
44:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He was just askin
45:05 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He got toadstool penis
45:05 <Cath^> at least he'll remember a wank from me
45:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> https://m.imgur.com/a/x34sVAK
45:55 <Sutekh> lol
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08:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> MzMvp y u leave pooland
10:05 <Moonie> back...
10:11 <MzMvp> pooland was shit
10:25 <Moonie> ba-doom tish!
10:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It glorious channel
11:05 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lots of swingers in their
18:53 * Cath^ fans herself
19:13 * Moonie fans Cath
19:34 <Cath^> damn it's hot in here
19:49 <Cath^> Moonie..feed me grapes too pls
20:10 <HellFury> ffs
20:16 <Cath^> hahahaha
20:30 <Moonie> Would you like me to skin them as well?
20:40 <Cath^> oh
20:46 <HellFury> why me n why cat has to sit near me on table
21:02 <Cath^> i don't mind a bit skin as long as they are seedless
21:14 * Moonie sucks the seeds out of the grapes
21:36 <Cath^> :o
21:40 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/aPzCkWh
21:59 <Moonie> Be with you in a minute, I keep swallowing them. Not real good at this.
24:14 * Moonie attempts to feed Cath a half chewed grape
24:48 <Cath^> lol
26:50 * HellFury sips ginger beer and peeps in
33:07 <Moonie> hmmm.. I need a drink.
33:07 <lx> ...ah huh...
37:34 <Moonie> yum.. Frog anyone?
38:02 <Cath^> sure
38:03 * Moonie puts the bag in the middle.
38:14 <Cath^> is it half chewed too? lol
38:27 <Moonie> Nope, there's no seeds to suck out of them.
41:31 <Cath^> does that stop you? lol
41:54 <Moonie> Sometimes...
44:29 <Cath^> hahahaha
44:39 <Cath^> i knew it!
46:06 <e|f> hi friends :)
46:23 <Moonie> Hey again elf
47:50 <Cath^> hi e|fy
51:21 <e|f> sup
51:25 * Cath^ spanks MzMvp
51:45 * MzMvp spanks Cath on her hot ass
52:06 * Moonie watches..
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52:51 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/YzaE9Eq
53:11 <Moonie> haha I could never have one of those cats.
53:25 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/tksoVkQ
53:27 <HellFury> :P
53:59 <Moonie> Good ol' grumpy cat.. hehe
54:03 <HellFury> lol
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54:46 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/Isn2XhY
55:32 * Cath^ goes and sits in the norty corner
56:00 <chris`> evening
56:00 <e|f> chris :)
56:00 <British^Meat> Bonny
56:00 <British^Meat> i say...
56:00 <Exo> 4ho! 9ho! 4ho!
57:00 <British^Meat> Bonny are you there? I summon you
57:00 <British^Meat> hark Bonny
57:00 <Exo> thanks kez and to you too
57:00 <Kezzie> 12 hands Exo his beer and salted nutz
57:00 <Exo> thanks Nitzy
57:00 <Kezzie> asked santa for a new body think i be waiting a long time lol Exo
57:00 <chris`> would have been my dads birthday today
57:20 * MzMvp scolds Cath for being a norty girl ;P
57:29 <Moonie> https://imgur.com/a/GkcwrYF
57:34 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/KAeuNoC
57:46 <HellFury> lol moonie
58:00 <British^Meat> anybody?
58:00 <British^Meat> see what i did there?
58:00 <Kezzie> i did 4hrs at icon today getting iv fluids to get me throu xmas and boxing day
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58:00 <Kezzie> xmas is sad for me i lost mum just after it
58:00 <Exo> icwudt British^Meat 
58:00 <British^Meat> :))))
58:00 <Exo> we will build you up as the the 6 million dollar woman Kezzie
58:00 <Exo> or robocop
58:19 <Cath^> MzMvp is corrupting me
59:00 <e|f> heh
59:44 <Moonie> Excellen... err, that's terrible Cath.
00:00 <Kezzie> woohoo Exo
00:00 <Kezzie> Exo hubby paid $300 for all the seafood today i brought myself a new garmen watch
00:00 <Kezzie> garman
00:00 <Exo> though the 6million is subject to inflation
00:00 <Kezzie> jules will install watch to my mobile for me
00:01 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/3YoD4b2
00:17 <Moonie> https://imgur.com/a/DQfd2kj
00:24 <Moonie> Duelling grumpy cat memes
00:40 * Cath^ whistles and looks innocent
01:00 <Kezzie> lol
01:00 <Kezzie> Exo i need all new organs pls
01:00 <Kezzie> excuse me Exo my xmas pressie isnt here yet
01:00 <Exo> wow even more seafood!
01:00 <Exo> i thought you had heaps already
01:11 <HellFury> lol
01:27 <Moonie> https://imgur.com/a/7sfbWvi
01:44 <HellFury> haha
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02:00 <Exo> i am definitely dropping by
02:00 <Exo> :D~
02:00 <Exo> which garmin watch did you get?
02:48 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/gPQuZnI
03:00 <Kezzie> limited edition one gold one
03:00 <Kezzie> would have to find then box its the latest one
03:00 <Kezzie> i like how it counts sleep steps ect
03:14 <Moonie> hahaha yes.. yes it is.
03:25 <HellFury> lol
04:00 <Exo> nice
04:00 <Exo> technological advancements have gone over my head 
06:00 <chris`> cook some noodles
06:00 <Kezzie> jules called me a bitch i brough her more pressies today lol
06:07 * HellFury lifts leg near [[[[[pong]]]]] and lets off a loud smelly fart and looks around to see if [[[[[pong]]]]] is gagging
06:17 <Moonie> https://imgur.com/a/HZIoj3t
06:30 <HellFury> haha
07:00 <Exo> waaa why would she call you that for buying her more pressies?
07:00 <Exo> chris` don't eat the instant noodle crap, i'll come pick you up and grab some kebabs mate
08:00 <Kezzie> she was joking Exo
08:00 <Kezzie> jules does a lot for me gets me food drinks ect the a wonderful dau
08:00 <chris`> thanx exo but i dont want go anywhere
08:00 <chris`> and depressed and drunk
08:15 <HellFury> https://imgflip.com/i/2pohwb
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09:00 <Kezzie> chris` 9 Merry 4 Xmas 9 have a 4 safe and 9 merry one
09:00 <chris`> i not going anywhere
09:00 <Exo> no probs mate we are here for you buddy
09:00 <chris`> christmas can fuck off
09:00 <chris`> i want my dad back
09:04 <MrMW> ho ho ho
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09:35 <Moonie> hahah
09:36 <Moonie> https://imgur.com/a/4wUC2gL
09:50 <Moonie> Hi MrMW.
09:51 <HellFury> https://imgflip.com/i/2pohys
10:00 <Kezzie> i want my mum back lost my dad age 8
10:00 <Exo> my prayers are with you
10:00 <Exo> that's rough Kez
10:00 <chris`> i dont even decide how i want spend my money
10:00 <Kezzie> oh Exo jump on your jet we got king prawns in fridge and 3 kilos in freezer
10:00 <chris`> i am being controlled my moronic cunts
10:20 <MrMW> im not game to look at those links
10:25 <MrMW> could be wude
10:29 <HellFury> https://imgflip.com/i/2pohzr
11:00 <Exo> can you ask if jules can peel the prawns for me and feed me
12:00 <Kezzie> oh she has peeled mine lol
12:00 <Kezzie> will ask your irc wife Exo
12:00 <Kezzie> jims making me another pressie
12:00 <MrMW> Exo!! dark xmas eve park!!!...ive got my santa hat on but nothing else!!
12:00 <Kezzie> mrmark !!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:00 <Exo> make sure there is some tartar sauce :D
12:00 <Exo> loooooooool MrMw !!
12:38 <MzMvp> Cath u norty lady
12:50 <Moonie> https://imgur.com/a/M1AwKuJ
13:00 <MrMW> sexy Kezzie!!!
13:00 <Kezzie> yes got 2 bottles 
13:00 <Kezzie> white sauce and red
13:00 <Exo> it ain't really xmas until mrmark is nude 
13:00 <Kezzie> or its orange lol
13:00 <MrMW> thats correct Exo
13:00 <Kezzie> lol
13:00 <Exo> like nandos peri peri
14:00 <Kezzie> lol
14:00 <British^Meat> Bonny, I say, Bonny are you present?
14:00 <British^Meat> (no poun)
14:00 <British^Meat> or pun
14:00 <Exo> not a drink for just anybody Kez
14:00 <MrMW> ehehehe
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14:00 <Exo> evening anthony
14:35 <Moonie> I think we've covered nearly all the Grumpy cat christmas memes hehe
14:38 <Cath^> :0
15:00 <SkyFire> hi
15:00 <Exo> got myself a new belt for xmas Nitzy
15:00 <Kezzie> what color
15:00 <SkyFire> Merry Christmas everyone and a Happy New Year
15:00 <Kezzie> merry xmas SkyFire
15:00 <Exo> https://au.louisvuitton.com/eng-au/products/lv-pyramide-40mm-belt-other-leathers-nvprod1070089v
15:00 <e|f> someone really ought to change the topic to something relating to christmas...
15:00 <e|f> :D
15:00 <HellFury> there you go Skyfire https://imgur.com/Xewgnbx
15:32 <HellFury> cvlose
15:38 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/iq3yW6g
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16:00 <Exo> merry xmas and happy new year to you too champ
16:00 <Kezzie> i playing xmas song via utube
16:00 <SkyFire> nice looking belt :)
16:00 <e|f> vuitton belt, nice
16:00 <e|f> :D
16:00 <Kezzie> nice belt Exo
16:00 <Exo> cheers 
16:00 <Exo> i've been good this year so i thought why not
16:00 <Exo> =p
16:24 <Moonie> hahaha
16:27 <Moonie> https://imgur.com/a/RtbkC9z
16:41 <HellFury> bahaha
17:00 <Kezzie> good for u
17:00 <SkyFire> tree is done at last
17:00 <Kezzie> i get to see my grandsons tomorrow havent seen them in a year due to health
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17:00 <Exo> show us SkyFire
17:05 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/nsuGNby
18:00 <Exo> not a tree made in ascii is it
18:00 <Exo> how old are they kezza
18:00 <Kezzie> no xmas tree here
18:00 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uFJs-xoTMM
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Steam Train Passes (Aug 27, 2012) Length: 20:12 - Category: Film & Animation - 44,314 views - 373 likes (99.2%), 3 dislikes (0.8%)
18:00 <Kezzie> oh i got one if u clap your hands it sings i took batteries out of it one xmas lol
18:00 <Exo> i got a metal pole erected
18:00 <Exo> happy festivus for the rest of us
18:31 <HellFury> santa has a big "sack"
18:50 <MzMvp> yeh
18:57 <MzMvp> he only cums once a year
19:00 <Exo> oh nice a clapper 
19:00 <Kezzie> after awhile it get annoying the tree singing lol
19:00 <Exo> i got those lights installed in the bed room
19:00 <Kezzie> only so much jingle bells u can take lol
19:22 <Moonie> Poor bastard.. At least he has the list of all the naughty girls.
19:31 <MrMW> ehehe
20:00 <Exo> haha
20:00 <Exo> only one more day left nitzy
21:00 <Kezzie> be glad when xmas over than have kids bds
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21:00 <Kezzie> bbl maybe Exo need to go rest
21:00 <lx> 1 Oh so quick1 Kezzie...
21:00 <HellFury> wait
21:00 <Kezzie> ?
22:00 <Exo> no probs nitzy
22:00 <HellFury> better hide that behind something coz Ross the bloody toss will want a kiss
22:00 <Kezzie> lol
22:00 <HellFury> and no one wants to kiss that fucker
22:00 <Kezzie> hell noooooo
22:00 <HellFury> hang it on a dogs ass
22:00 <HellFury> he will kiss that
22:00 <Exo> i'll tie a lamb chop around his neck
22:00 <Exo> might get a kiss from some wilderbeast
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22:28 <HellFury> haha
22:29 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
23:00 <HellFury> more than a pork chop
23:00 <HellFury> tie fishing wire and worms
23:00 <Exo> actually, that might be a little too close to his mouth
23:00 <Exo> will probably end up eating it
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23:00 <HellFury> good point
24:00 <HellFury> hang it over a dogs arse
24:00 <HellFury> he has no choice but to kiss that
24:00 <HellFury> or dog bollocks
24:00 <Kezzie> lol
24:00 <HellFury> wait wait bull ones
24:00 <HellFury> those are sackier
24:00 <Exo> lolz
24:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
24:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1888) 2. HellFury(1322) 3. SkyFire(846) 4. ^bozojim(552) 5. Cosmic^Girl(539) 6. Moonie(468) 7. b1rd(412) 8. Sutekh(406) 9. kookaburra(381) 10. Kezzie(366)
24:00 <Kezzie> oh i last
24:00 <HellFury> jeuss
24:00 <HellFury> jesus
25:00 <Kezzie> hhahahahahhahaha
25:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
25:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1888) 2. HellFury(1389) 3. SkyFire(846) 4. ^bozojim(552) 5. Cosmic^Girl(539) 6. Kezzie(488) 7. Moonie(468) 8. b1rd(412) 9. Sutekh(406) 10. kookaburra(381)
26:00 <Exo> https://imgur.com/a/xclrVWW pc cooling solution for summer 
27:00 <Exo> fkn lazy to hit the gym today
27:00 <Exo> still 34 degrees today
27:26 <Moonie> bbl
27:26 <lx>  seeya Moonie...
31:00 <Sutekh> ;/
32:00 <SkyFire> 27 here
33:00 <SkyFire> Dinner time - Keep clear or be eaten
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36:19 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
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40:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] set mode: +o Cath^
40:00 <Cath^> hi hi
40:00 <Cath^> Merry Xmas eve
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41:00 <e|f> hey
41:00 <kookaburra> 2 degree tonight 
41:00 <HellFury> cockaburra
41:00 <kookaburra> Happy festive season from norell & I
41:00 <kookaburra> https://ibb.co/F8B3gRJ
42:00 <kookaburra> Hellfury n her passion with cocks, god help the rest
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45:00 <Sutekh> Hi kookaburra would you like a popsicle to cool you down ? berry hot in UK for xmas :D
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48:00 <kookaburra> 2 degree here tonight 
48:00 <kookaburra> Now its 7
48:00 <Sutekh> where abouts?
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50:00 <kookaburra> Eltham London 
50:00 <Sutekh> ahh yeah
50:00 <Sutekh> better than manchester
51:00 <Sutekh> only 2 degress there
51:00 <kookaburra> But you aren't there yet
52:00 <Moonie> Evening...
52:00 <e|f> he checked the web for weather results to test your probity
52:00 <e|f> lol
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52:37 <MrMW> burp
53:00 <Sutekh> haha
53:00 <kookaburra> We will put them to the test, lets fight in a shade
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55:00 <e|f> bbl everyone
55:00 <lx> 1 Not too long now1 e|f...
55:00 <e|f> have a wonderful christmas
55:00 <e|f> and stay safee
55:00 <e|f> ~~~~
55:00 <e|f> ^_^
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23:19 <Kezzie> Exo  Merry  Xmas  have a  safe and  merry one
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45:00 <chris`> hello
49:00 <Sutekh> hey chris` hows u?
49:00 <chris`> ok
49:00 <chris`> how are u
49:00 <British^Meat> Hark Bonny
50:00 <British^Meat> i say Bonny r u there?
50:00 <Sutekh> not bad chris` :D
51:00 <chris`> k
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55:11 <Cath^> !ttop10
55:13 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1533) 2. HellFury(1230) 3. SkyFire(824) 4. ^bozojim(552) 5. Cosmic^Girl(539) 6. Moonie(468) 7. b1rd(412) 8. Sutekh(406) 9. kookaburra(381) 10. Dazzo1(274)
55:23 <Cath^> hehe
58:05 <dazzo1> hi
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00:37 <Cath^> hi dazzo1
00:41 <Cath^> hi Skirmish
03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Tisk
03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U rascal
04:00 <b1rd> LOL
04:21 <Skirmish> Hi Cath^
04:30 <Skirmish> https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/opal-tower-residents-evacuated-after-concerns-building-may-collapse-20181224-p50o4b.html <----- MEEEEEERRY CHRISTMAS!
06:00 <chris`> hi [[[[[pong]]]]]
08:59 <Cath^> sheesh
09:00 <b1rd> Sutekh is a loer
09:00 <b1rd> Loser
09:04 <Cath^> that is crazy
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22:00 <Sutekh> haha
22:00 <Sutekh> whats wrong bro?
23:00 <Sutekh> forgive others and God will forgive you, ok?
24:00 <Kezzie> hi Sutekh merry xmas
25:00 <Exo> ye have heard that it hath been said, an eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth: but I say unto you, that ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also
25:00 <Sutekh> hey Kezzie same to you :D
25:00 <HellFury> whos up for a cock sucking cowboy shot
25:00 <HellFury> no not him
25:00 <HellFury> hes not allowed
26:00 <Sutekh> good words Exo
26:00 <Moonie> Hey again peoples..
27:00 <HellFury> whats the bet i won't even do group chat lol
27:00 <Exo> wb Moonie
28:00 <Moonie> ty Exo
28:00 <Exo> haha we need to hit up a skype group chat again sometime
28:00 <Kezzie> hi Moonie
28:00 <Moonie> Hi Kezzie..
28:00 <Moonie> God, that sounds interesting Exo..
29:00 <Exo> would you care to join us when we organise one Moonie?
30:00 <Moonie> hmmm maybe.. My head is more suited to IRC.
30:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
32:00 <HellFury> i should do the group chat first before i get to smashed
33:00 <HellFury> too late
33:00 <HellFury> im already seeing double
33:00 <Moonie> Wouldn't it be more fun after you get too smashed? haha
33:00 <HellFury> god no last time i got drunk before group chat i was almost faling out of chair much to their amusement
33:00 <Moonie> hahahaha Sounds awesome :D
34:00 <Exo> evening Zade ;-D
34:00 <HellFury> this is why i don't drink often
34:00 <HellFury> my typing goes south and its all typonese
34:00 <Kezzie> hi Zade
34:00 <Exo> well most the group chats are alchol fuel or drug related
34:00 <Kezzie> hugs jim
34:00 <Moonie> hey jim.. Zade..
34:00 <Exo> loooooooooooool 
34:00 <HellFury> i try to not coz i co-ordinate it
34:00 <Exo> well well well
34:00 <Exo> look who decided to show up
34:00 <^bozoJim> hugs Kezzie fellow IRC angel and my irc wifey cuddles
34:00 <Exo> evening jimmoi
35:00 <^bozoJim> hello Moonie
35:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
35:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(2020) 2. HellFury(1535) 3. SkyFire(894) 4. ^bozojim(564) 5. Cosmic^Girl(539) 6. Moonie(508) 7. Kezzie(499) 8. Sutekh(467) 9. kookaburra(431) 10. b1rd(418)
35:00 <^bozoJim> good evenine Exo
35:00 <^bozoJim> that is fine
36:00 <Sutekh> hey Jimbo :D
36:00 <^bozoJim> hello Sutekh
37:00 <Kezzie> bbl maybe
37:00 <lx> 1 Oh so quick1 Kezzie...
38:00 <^bozoJim> I had shed we did the christmas parade in town and went for pizza afterwards
38:00 <^bozoJim> hence I am so late on
38:00 <Exo> big day at the shed today mate 
38:00 <^bozoJim> shed 8am til 6pm
38:00 <Exo> figured
38:00 <^bozoJim> christmas parade and pizza
38:00 <Exo> it was either you had the double shift at the shed or your bikie past had caught up to you
38:02 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@60.224.161.193) from #sydney
38:30 Join: Nero ([email protected]) to #sydney
39:00 <Exo> i was expecting the latter
39:00 <^bozoJim> was not my bikie past
40:00 <Exo> lool
41:00 <Exo> so much color couldnt fit it all in
41:00 <^bozoJim> lol
41:00 <Exo> that took me much longer than expected
41:00 <Exo> how was the christmas parade?
41:00 <Sutekh> wow 10 hours in lockup Jim, lucky someone paid ur bail money :D
42:00 <Zade> hello Kezzie
43:00 <Zade> hello Moonie
43:00 <^bozoJim> I was not in the lock up
43:00 <^bozoJim> the christmas parade was good
44:00 <Sutekh> haha Hi Zade :D
44:00 <Zade> hello Sutekh
44:00 <Moonie> Well, since it's drinking time.. Got myself a vodka.
47:00 <British^Meat> Hello Bonny
47:00 <British^Meat> Excuse me Bonny
47:00 <Exo> oh there festivities
47:00 <British^Meat> I wish to talk to you Bonny
47:00 <Nero> happy holidays you filthy animals
47:00 <Moonie> cranberry bourbon cocktail?
47:00 <Zade> happy hols to you Nero
47:00 <SantaClaus> 4ho! ho! ho!
47:43 <Kezzie> asked santa for a new body think i be waiting a long time lol
48:00 <^bozoJim> sure like we believe you Exo
48:00 <Moonie> Exo's a ho?
48:00 <SantaClaus> looks like some lad is gonna get some coal this xmas
48:29 <e|f> hope you get it
48:43 Part: Skirmish ([email protected]) from #sydney
48:48 <Kezzie> be nice but need all new organs also
48:49 <HellFury> i asked santa for no trolls on irc
48:55 <HellFury> yeh right that will happen
49:00 <Moonie> hahaha
49:00 <SantaClaus> who wants to sit on my lap and tell me what they would like for xmas
49:00 <SantaClaus> no one over 150kg thanks
49:00 <Sutekh> lol
49:04 <Kezzie> be nice HellFury if we got that
49:19 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/Xewgnbx
50:00 <SantaClaus> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wham! - Last Christmas (Official Video) (Oct 25, 2009) Length: 4:38 - Category: Music - 410,951,060 views - 1,560,618 likes (95.2%), 79,379 dislikes (4.8%)
50:05 Nick: PandasBanderos is now known as deadpandadolls
50:39 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #sydney
51:00 <Moonie> <sings> last christmas I gave you my fart, the very next day, the smell went away...
51:00 <SantaClaus> 13L5A15u3g1H6I13n13g 13o6U13t 10L2o2U15d13S
54:00 <SantaClaus> * ^bozoJim is now known as EbeneezerScrooge
54:00 <EbeneezerScrooge> oi dont do that to me
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54:15 <chris`> evening
54:28 <e|f> chris :)
54:33 <British^Meat> Bonny
54:35 <British^Meat> i say...
54:37 <British^Meat> Bonny
54:37 <+Exo> ho! ho! ho!
54:43 <British^Meat> Bonny are you there? I summon you
54:48 <British^Meat> hark Bonny
54:50 * Exo hugggggz Kezzie
54:53 <+Exo> thanks kez and to you too
55:00 <SantaClaus> hahahaha
55:00 <SantaClaus> please look after tiny tim
55:00 <Moonie> Tiny tim's a whinger.
55:00 <EbeneezerScrooge> he is fine
55:01 * Exo slaps chris` around a bit with a large trout
55:11 <Kezzie>  hands Exo his beer and salted nutz
55:22 <+Exo> thanks Nitzy
55:23 <Kezzie> asked santa for a new body think i be waiting a long time lol Exo
55:35 * Exo skulls the beer and hants chris` the nutz with extra salt
55:37 <chris`> would have been my dads birthday today
55:45 <British^Meat> anybody?
55:48 <British^Meat> see what i did there?
55:53 <Kezzie> i did 4hrs at icon today getting iv fluids to get me throu xmas and boxing day
56:00 <SantaClaus> tiny tim acting sick to get out of working at ye ol' mines
56:00 <EbeneezerScrooge> that I do know and he signed you on for him
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56:15 <Kezzie> xmas is sad for me i lost mum just after it
56:21 <+Exo> icwudt British^Meat
56:28 <British^Meat> :))))
56:34 <+Exo> we will build you up as the the 6 million dollar woman Kezzie
56:37 <+Exo> or robocop
56:57 <e|f> heh
57:00 <SantaClaus> that's fine i could take his place, i heard they could use some muscle down there 
57:00 <SantaClaus> they don't call me the human jackhammer for nothing ya'know
57:00 <EbeneezerScrooge> well a 1 pound weaking like you anyway
57:44 <Kezzie> woohoo Exo
58:00 <SantaClaus> what are we all getting for Christmas?
58:15 <Kezzie> Exo hubby paid $300 for all the seafood today i brought myself a new garmen watch
58:20 <Kezzie> garman
58:34 <+Exo> though the 6million is subject to inflation
58:40 <Kezzie> jules will install watch to my mobile for me
58:45 <Kezzie> lol
58:56 <Kezzie> Exo i need all new organs pls
59:00 <SantaClaus> !ttop10
59:00 <Moonie> I bought myself a car.
59:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(2197) 2. HellFury(1535) 3. SkyFire(894) 4. ^bozojim(698) 5. Moonie(555) 6. Cosmic^Girl(539) 7. Kezzie(501) 8. Sutekh(488) 9. kookaburra(431) 10. b1rd(418)
59:00 <SantaClaus> lool @ 4. ^bozojim(698)
59:00 <SantaClaus> ah did ya really Moonie?
59:00 <Moonie> Yeup, figured I deserved it.
59:13 <Kezzie> excuse me Exo my xmas pressie isnt here yet
59:30 <+Exo> wow even more seafood!
59:34 <+Exo> i thought you had heaps already
59:45 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@60.224.161.193) from #sydney
59:47 <+Exo> i am definitely dropping by
59:52 <+Exo> :D~
00:00 <SantaClaus> cool mate, what did u get?
00:00 <SantaClaus> the aston martin will come along
00:00 <Moonie> One day haha.. Got a 535i.
00:27 <+Exo> which garmin watch did you get?
00:59 <Kezzie> limited edition one gold one
01:00 <SantaClaus> oh nice luxury :P
01:00 <EbeneezerScrooge> I know they call you the human jack hammer SantaClaus as they use you as a pole driver
01:00 <Moonie> Yeah and speed.. *chuckles*
01:14 <Kezzie> would have to find then box its the latest one
01:34 <Kezzie> i like how it counts sleep steps ect
02:20 <+Exo> nice
02:31 <+Exo> technological advancements have gone over my head
03:00 <SantaClaus> yep
03:56 <chris`> cook some noodles
04:07 <Kezzie> jules called me a bitch i brough her more pressies today lol
04:59 <+Exo> waaa why would she call you that for buying her more pressies?
05:00 <SantaClaus> merry xmas gremlinz
05:32 <+Exo> chris` don't eat the instant noodle crap, i'll come pick you up and grab some kebabs mate
05:40 <Kezzie> she was joking Exo
06:00 <Moonie> What about you Santa?
06:00 <^bozojim> I heard he has booked himself a nice day in the holding cell at St Kilda Rd Palaces
06:00 <SantaClaus> nothing special, got myself a new belt and sunnies 
06:02 <Kezzie> jules does a lot for me gets me food drinks ect the a wonderful dau
06:31 <chris`> thanx exo but i dont want go anywhere
06:38 <chris`> and depressed and drunk
06:46 <Kezzie> chris`  Merry  Xmas  have a  safe and  merry one
07:00 <Moonie> Cool..
07:00 <SantaClaus> lot's of nice places on grey street which you suggested to me jim
07:07 <chris`> i not going anywhere
07:10 <+Exo> no probs mate we are here for you buddy
07:14 <chris`> christmas can fuck off
07:17 <chris`> i want my dad back
07:23 * Exo HuGz chris`
07:42 <Kezzie> i want my mum back lost my dad age 8
07:57 <+Exo> my prayers are with you
08:00 <Moonie> Grey St sounds interesting?
08:00 <^bozojim> did you get a belt or do you want me to come voer and give you another though belting SantaClaus?
08:05 <+Exo> that's rough Kez
08:21 <chris`> i dont even decide how i want spend my money
08:22 <Kezzie> oh Exo jump on your jet we got king prawns in fridge and 3 kilos in freezer
08:35 <chris`> i am being controlled my moronic cunts
09:00 <SantaClaus> grey st is a red light district Moonie
09:11 <+Exo> can you ask if jules can peel the prawns for me and feed me
09:44 <Kezzie> oh she has peeled mine lol
09:53 <Kezzie> will ask your irc wife Exo
10:00 <Moonie> aaah.. *takes notes*
10:00 <SantaClaus> he has the most experience and gives a lot of recommendations for brothels
10:00 <SantaClaus> mention his name at most of them and will get a good discount
10:00 <Moonie> haha not interested in brothels.. Strippers maybe..
10:05 * Exo will sit next to Kezzie and pinch hers
10:08 <Kezzie> jims making me another pressie
10:09 <MrMW> Exo!! dark xmas eve park!!!...ive got my santa hat on but nothing else!!
10:19 <Kezzie> mrmark !!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:29 <+Exo> make sure there is some tartar sauce :D
10:38 <+Exo> loooooooool MrMw !!
10:41 <MrMW> sexy Kezzie!!!
10:43 <Kezzie> yes got 2 bottles
10:57 <Kezzie> white sauce and red
10:59 <+Exo> it ain't really xmas until mrmark is nude
11:00 <SantaClaus> going to strippers is like reading a book with no ending 
11:00 <Moonie> I like reading.
11:00 <Sutekh> Jim has a very popular X rated puppet show on youtube
11:00 <Moonie> It's like a choose your own adventure, you get to imagine your own ending.
11:07 <Kezzie> or its orange lol
11:11 <MrMW> thats correct Exo
11:20 <Kezzie> lol
11:26 <+Exo> like nandos peri peri
11:35 * Exo pours MrMW a triple scotch on the cocks
11:41 <Kezzie> lol
11:54 <British^Meat> Bonny, I say, Bonny are you present?
11:57 <British^Meat> (no poun)
11:59 <British^Meat> or pun
12:00 <SantaClaus> LOL
12:00 <SantaClaus> yeh it's like the pornos with the storylines
12:00 <^bozojim> lol
12:00 <SantaClaus> horny chicks ordering pizza 
12:00 <SantaClaus> bow chicka wow wow
12:06 <+Exo> not a drink for just anybody Kez
12:07 <MrMW> ehehehe
12:27 <Kezzie> lol
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12:40 <+Exo> evening anthony
12:47 <SkyFire> hi
12:55 <+Exo> got myself a new belt for xmas Nitzy
13:00 <Moonie> Tradesmen attending within reasonable periods of time... Total fantasy..
13:09 <Kezzie> what color
13:11 <SkyFire> Merry Christmas everyone and a Happy New Year
13:21 <Kezzie> merry xmas SkyFire
13:24 <+Exo> https://au.louisvuitton.com/eng-au/products/lv-pyramide-40mm-belt-other-leathers-nvprod1070089v
13:26 * SkyFire hugs Kezzie
13:30 <e|f> someone really ought to change the topic to something relating to christmas...
13:32 <e|f> :D
13:37 <HellFury> there you go Skyfire https://imgur.com/Xewgnbx
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13:50 <+Exo> merry xmas and happy new year to you too champ
13:57 <Kezzie> i playing xmas song via utube
14:00 <SantaClaus> https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4131258/worlds-first-brothel-staffed-entirely-by-robot-sex-workers-now-looking-for-investors-to-go-global/
14:02 <SkyFire> nice looking belt :)
14:18 <e|f> vuitton belt, nice
14:19 <e|f> :D
14:22 <Kezzie> nice belt Exo
14:28 <+Exo> cheers
14:34 <+Exo> i've been good this year so i thought why not
14:36 <+Exo> =p
14:43 <Kezzie> good for u
15:00 <Moonie> Nice..
15:00 <SantaClaus> robot dolls and VR porn is the way the world is heading 
15:15 <SkyFire> tree is done at last
15:18 <Kezzie> i get to see my grandsons tomorrow havent seen them in a year due to health
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15:19 Join: SED_guy ([email protected]) to #sydney
15:37 <+Exo> show us SkyFire
15:45 <+Exo> not a tree made in ascii is it
15:53 <+Exo> how old are they kezza
15:57 <Kezzie> no xmas tree here
16:00 <Sutekh> ohh
16:00 <Sutekh> Asian Doll :D
16:00 <SantaClaus> watching too much porn has negative effects too
16:00 <SantaClaus> some dudes can't get a boner when they are with a sheila 
16:00 <SantaClaus> they need to watch porn first to get aroused
16:00 <Moonie> Wish I had some money to invest.
16:00 <Sutekh> haha
16:07 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uFJs-xoTMM
16:10 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Steam Train Passes (Aug 27, 2012) Length: 20:12 - Category: Film & Animation - 44,314 views - 373 likes (99.2%), 3 dislikes (0.8%)
16:28 <Kezzie> oh i got one if u clap your hands it sings i took batteries out of it one xmas lol
16:37 <+Exo> i got a metal pole erected
16:39 <+Exo> happy festivus for the rest of us
16:56 <+Exo> oh nice a clapper
17:00 <Moonie> Does your "friend" have this problem, Exo?
17:00 <SantaClaus> yes pong does
17:00 <SantaClaus> i mean yes my friend does
17:19 <Kezzie> after awhile it get annoying the tree singing lol
17:27 <+Exo> i got those lights installed in the bed room
17:33 <Kezzie> only so much jingle bells u can take lol
17:43 <+Exo> haha
17:50 <+Exo> only one more day left nitzy
18:00 <SantaClaus> pong always goes suspiciously quiet around this time of the night
18:45 <Kezzie> be glad when xmas over than have kids bds
19:00 <Moonie> That's a shame.. Maybe he is exposing himself to erroneous odours that are affecting his ability to perform.
19:00 <SantaClaus> that is highly likely lols
19:20 * Exo hangs up the mistletoe
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19:28 <Kezzie> bbl maybe Exo need to go rest
19:29 <lx>  Oh so quick Kezzie...
19:31 <HellFury> wait
19:39 <Kezzie> ?
19:41 <+Exo> no probs nitzy
19:46 <HellFury> better hide that behind something coz Ross the bloody toss will want a kiss
19:53 <Kezzie> lol
19:56 <HellFury> and no one wants to kiss that fucker
20:00 <SantaClaus> lol 
20:00 <SantaClaus> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKYABI-dGEA
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Home Alone Again with the Google Assistant (Dec 19, 2018) Length: 1:00 - Category: Science & Technology - 25,767,762 views - 498,116 likes (98.1%), 9,474 dislikes (1.9%)
20:00 <Sutekh> I reccon Jim has been sucked into the bermuda triangle about now too
20:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimmy always watching porn
20:00 <^bozojim> nope
20:00 <SantaClaus> well played google
20:00 <gremlinz> you better have my present santa or i'll sack slap yew
20:00 <^bozojim> I am here
20:05 <Kezzie> hell noooooo
20:16 <HellFury> hang it on a dogs ass
20:18 <HellFury> he will kiss that
20:20 <+Exo> i'll tie a lamb chop around his neck
20:32 <+Exo> might get a kiss from some wilderbeast
20:41 <HellFury> more than a pork chop
20:53 <HellFury> tie fishing wire and worms
21:00 <SantaClaus> nah uh that's not how it works gremlinz, you gotta sit on my lap first :D
21:00 <SantaClaus> what are u watching jimmoi? why so quiet
21:01 <+Exo> actually, that might be a little too close to his mouth
21:08 <+Exo> will probably end up eating it
21:32 <+Exo> Kezzie I hope Santa leaves you plenty of presents, but I hope the reindeer do not leave behind any “presents” on your
21:33 <+Exo> lawn! Merry Christmas!
21:37 <HellFury> good point
21:41 <HellFury> hang it over a dogs arse
21:46 <HellFury> he has no choice but to kiss that
21:50 <HellFury> or dog bollocks
21:55 <Kezzie> lol
21:55 <HellFury> wait wait bull ones
21:59 <HellFury> those are sackier
22:09 <+Exo> lolz
22:13 <Kezzie> !ttop10
22:13 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1888) 2. HellFury(1322) 3. SkyFire(846) 4. ^bozojim(552) 5. Cosmic^Girl(539) 6. Moonie(468) 7. b1rd(412) 8. Sutekh(406) 9. kookaburra(381) 10. Kezzie(366)
22:20 <Kezzie> oh i last
22:29 * Kezzie says after kissing HellFury ...I climbed up the door, and shut the stairs.....I said my clothes, and pulled off my prayers.....I shut off my bed, and climbed in to the light.....All because HellFury kissed me !!!**Smoooooches** WOW What a kiss!!
22:33 <HellFury> jeuss
22:35 <HellFury> jesus
22:36 * Kezzie gives Exo a hot, juicy, where'd you learn to do that, ohmygod that feels so good, put your hand here, mmmmm and your tongue here, how can you do this to me, even my eyeballs are sweating, you have no idea how bad i want you, mmmm chills everywhere, dont want to be good, just want to be bad, can i get closer, i wanna feel, im begging, just be with me forever kiss :)
22:40 <Kezzie> hhahahahahhahaha
22:46 * HellFury gives Kezzie a Really Hot..Long Super And Really Erotic..Earth Shattering, Soul Burning, Oh My Gawd If I Stop Now I'll Die, Better Than Heaven, Yet Hotter Than Hell, Groping, Don't Stop Touching Me, Blood Boiling, OhOhOhOhGawdOhGawdOhGawd Soul Stealing, Dream Making, Close To XRated, Hand Trembling, Knee Buckling, Heart Stopping, Body Tingling,Earth Quake Making, Passion Exploding,Wet, Deep, Hard, Long, Lingering, Kiss Because Kezzi
22:46 <Kezzie> !ttop10
22:47 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1888) 2. HellFury(1389) 3. SkyFire(846) 4. ^bozojim(552) 5. Cosmic^Girl(539) 6. Kezzie(488) 7. Moonie(468) 8. b1rd(412) 9. Sutekh(406) 10. kookaburra(381)
23:00 <gremlinz> there's always a catch
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii
24:00 <SantaClaus> nothing in life is free 
24:27 <+Exo> https://imgur.com/a/xclrVWW pc cooling solution for summer
25:00 <SantaClaus> wb ross
25:00 <Moonie> wb Hellfury
25:00 <HellFury> ta
25:00 <HellFury> i was watching some muppet porn movie
25:00 <Moonie> Meet the Feebles?
25:00 <Sutekh> HellFury, one of Jims no doubt
25:00 <HellFury> haha
25:00 <SantaClaus> does big bird have a big bird
25:00 <HellFury> actually after group chat thats next
25:19 <+Exo> fkn lazy to hit the gym today
25:23 <+Exo> still 34 degrees today
26:00 <HellFury> the happytime murders
26:00 <HellFury> its all sex and well bdsm
26:00 <Moonie> Haven't gotten around to watching that yet
26:00 <HellFury> i thought the cow in meet the feebles was bad
27:00 <HellFury> and the rat
27:00 <HellFury> lol
27:00 <HellFury> sodomy the song
27:00 <Moonie> The whole thing was bad. haha
27:00 <HellFury> i made my sister in law cry watching meet the feebles
27:00 <HellFury> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DVaOOscPDo&has_verified=1
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Happytime Murders FUNNY scenes (Nov 23, 2018) Length: - Category: Comedy - 21,622 views - 260 likes (90.9%), 26 dislikes (9.1%)
27:00 <Moonie> I'm going to have to watch it again now.. haha it's been years.
28:00 <HellFury> gawd
28:00 <HellFury> Heidi the hippo and bletch
28:00 <HellFury> loll
28:00 <SantaClaus> *spoilerS*
28:00 <Moonie> Luckily, I have it on DVD.
29:00 <HellFury> the 8 arm reach around :P
29:00 <Moonie> hahahaha
29:16 <Sutekh> ;/
29:24 * SkyFire says after kissing Kezzie ...I climbed up the door, and shut the stairs.....I said my clothes, and pulled on my prayers.....I shut off my bed, and climbed in to the light.....All because Kezzie kissed me !!! **Smoooooches**
30:10 <SkyFire> 27 here
31:00 <HellFury> lol
31:00 <HellFury> gawd i can hear it from the office
31:35 <SkyFire> Dinner time - Keep clear or be eaten
35:00 <Moonie> Speaking of sick movies, have you seen Cannibal! The musical. ?
37:00 <British^Meat> Shpadoinkle!
37:00 <HellFury> yeah
37:00 <Moonie> hahahaha
37:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong going church soon
38:00 <Sutekh> good to know pong
38:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yess
38:00 <Sutekh> hope for you yet :D
38:04 Join: Cath^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
38:14 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
38:20 <Cath^> hi hi
38:27 <Cath^> Merry Xmas eve
38:41 Join: kookaburra ([email protected]) to #sydney
38:45 <e|f> hey
39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong need drink holy water
39:00 <Sutekh> Ya
39:00 <b1rd> Lol
39:00 <Sutekh> its good stuff
39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Take body of Christ
39:00 <HellFury> pucker up Ross the toss
39:00 <b1rd> Piss christ
39:00 <Sutekh> ive never been sick since i drink it
39:00 <Moonie> Hallelujah!!
39:11 <kookaburra> 2 degree tonight
39:12 <HellFury> cockaburra
39:28 <kookaburra> Happy festive season from norell & I
39:32 <kookaburra> https://ibb.co/F8B3gRJ
40:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> HellFury is vile and disgusting animal
40:00 <Sutekh> be nice  pong
40:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Color
40:00 <Sutekh> thats not very Christian of you
40:00 <HellFury> since when is he christian at all :p
40:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> She is nasty
40:14 <kookaburra> Hellfury n her passion with cocks, god help the rest
41:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> And smelly always rippin farts
41:00 <b1rd> Sutekh has huge beard
41:00 <Sutekh> HellFury, he is attending church tonight
41:00 <Sutekh> b1rd i do
41:00 <SantaClaus> i think ross needs to go to confession and confess his sins
41:00 <HellFury> yeah in grandmas handbag
41:00 <couleurs> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pouleurs ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
41:00 <b1rd> Take off that suicide vest off and shave that beard man
41:26 Part: Nero ([email protected]) from #sydney
41:54 Quit: Cath^ ([email protected]) Quit: laters!
42:00 <HellFury> bless me oh lord coz i have sinned i sent out dick pics n made ladies puke
42:00 <HellFury> hahaah
42:00 <b1rd> In the koran Muhammed fkd an 8 year old
42:00 <HellFury> i am not amused
42:00 <HellFury> lolol
42:00 <Moonie> Shit, that was my confession last week Hellfury..
42:00 <HellFury> haha Moonie
42:59 <Sutekh> Hi kookaburra would you like a popsicle to cool you down ? berry hot in UK for xmas :D
43:00 <SantaClaus> LoL
43:00 <Sutekh> b1rd ya fckn infidel :D
43:00 <HellFury> go on chris drop those dacks and show him your chocolate star
44:00 <Sutekh> haha
44:00 <Sutekh> i know he wants to shave me
44:00 <HellFury> true
45:00 <HellFury> and i know hes good at shaving
45:15 Part: beagle ([email protected]) from #sydney
45:43 <kookaburra> 2 degree here tonight
45:49 <kookaburra> Now its 7
46:31 <Sutekh> where abouts?
47:37 Join: b1rd ([email protected]) to #sydney
48:10 <kookaburra> Eltham London
48:26 <Sutekh> ahh yeah
48:34 <Sutekh> better than manchester
49:04 <Sutekh> only 2 degress there
49:26 <kookaburra> But you aren't there yet
49:48 <Moonie> Evening...
49:58 <e|f> he checked the web for weather results to test your probity
50:00 <e|f> lol
50:00 <b1rd> Pissed on my hand a bit
50:55 <Sutekh> haha
51:00 <b1rd> Bit splashback too
51:17 <kookaburra> We will put them to the test, lets fight in a shade
51:36 Join: uohh ([email protected]) to #sydney
51:40 Part: b1rd ([email protected]) from #sydney
52:08 Nick: uohh is now known as b1rd
52:55 <e|f> bbl everyone
52:55 <lx>  Not too long now e|f...
53:00 <e|f> have a wonderful christmas
53:03 <e|f> and stay safee
53:05 <e|f> ~~~~
53:16 <e|f> ^_^
53:18 Quit: e|f ([email protected]) Quit:
54:21 Nick: b1rd is now known as b1rd1
55:00 <HellFury> Piss hand
55:00 <b1rd> Ye
55:00 <b1rd> Dark
55:00 <b1rd> Splashback too
55:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/Xewgnbx
55:00 <Moonie> haha You like that cat, don't you Hellfury?
55:00 <b1rd> Lol
55:00 <HellFury> haha yeh
56:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/knVTS9u
56:00 <Moonie> Don't start that again...
56:00 <HellFury> haha
56:00 <b1rd> Meow
56:00 <gecko> That's a wrinkly pussy
56:00 <b1rd> Mmm pussy
56:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/3A6QMUC
57:00 <b1rd> Lolol
57:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/x3mgvwL
58:00 <b1rd> Hellfury except me.. I rok up to Christmas with me dik hangin out. :) 
58:00 <HellFury> haha
58:00 <b1rd> :p
59:00 <b1rd> I got booted out me aunty xmas party coz drinkin perven on fam
59:00 <b1rd> Funny as
00:00 <b1rd> Probly accepted me if turned up with syringe in me arm instead
00:00 <b1rd> Weird cunts
00:00 <Sutekh> maybe in 2019 you get a job hey b1rd?
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01:00 <b1rd> Maybe no thanks 
01:00 <b1rd> My goal is to marty me cuz in 2019
01:00 <Sutekh> come on, your country needs you to step up
01:00 <b1rd> And knock her up
02:00 <b1rd> Thats only thing im focussed on
02:00 <Sutekh> haha thats all in ya head mate
02:00 <b1rd> Na ill make it happen
02:00 <chris`> lost at pokies yay
02:00 <b1rd> Laying plans atm
02:00 <chris`> cheese sandwichs for xmas dinner yay
02:00 <b1rd> Pisstopher
03:00 <Sutekh> no lady wants a dole bludger, get a job, get a car, and ull get the ladies
03:00 <chris`> 3 year in row
03:00 <b1rd> My cuz is a hoe
03:00 <gecko> And an address
03:00 <chris`> cheese sandiwchs for xmas dinner
03:00 <b1rd> And a junky
03:00 <Sutekh> haha gecko
03:00 <gecko> That's depressing chris`...
03:00 <chris`> my dad died 10 days ago
03:00 <b1rd> So ill get her bro
04:00 <chris`> today was his birthday
04:00 <gecko> Cook up a feast to celebrate him!
04:00 <chris`> with what food
04:00 <gecko> He wouldn't want you eatin cheese sammies on Christmas
04:00 <chris`> or money
05:00 <chris`> ???
05:00 <gecko> Well true
05:00 <Rabbit> your dad is very much still alive chris, youre only pulling that lie cause you want people to feel sorry for you as you got no money for your drugs and piss or anyone to visit you for xmas, no one wants to spend time with a junkie faggot
05:00 <chris`> come to my door right now
05:00 <chris`> Rabbit
06:00 <chris`> u die
06:00 <chris`> my dad is dead
06:00 <chris`> cunt
06:00 <gecko> Here we go
06:00 <chris`> ur a psychotic stalker Rabbit
06:00 <chris`> go fuck yourself
07:00 <British^Meat> chris`, hi, British^Meat here. Do you think you could kick more door frames than me?
07:00 <HellFury> be nice rabbit
07:00 <chris`> no
07:00 <chris`> ban rabbit
07:00 <British^Meat> lets try
07:00 <British^Meat> u go first
08:00 <chris`> do u want to die Rabbit
08:00 <chris`> show me who u are
08:00 <chris`> it will happen cunt
08:00 <Rabbit> come kill me chris
08:00 <Rabbit> come to my door cunt
08:00 <chris`> come to my door right now you spasticated fuck
08:00 <b1rd> Rabbit n chris. Same low iq
08:24 Join: beagle ([email protected]) to #sydney
09:00 <gecko> As bird
09:00 <gecko> Ftfy
09:00 <b1rd> Gecko is drunk
09:00 <gecko> So
09:00 <Moonie> Says the person that is apparently trying to fuck his cousin.
09:00 <gecko> Its xmas eve
09:00 <b1rd> No bottleshops where u live out in the sticks lol
09:00 <gecko> Yeah there is
09:00 <b1rd> Nope
10:00 <b1rd> They closed
10:00 <b1rd> Lol
10:00 <gecko> Already stocked up
10:00 <gecko> Don't need them
10:00 <b1rd> Yuk
10:00 <b1rd> U a drunk
10:00 <Rabbit> everything is closed now untill boxing day
10:00 <b1rd> Yes
10:00 <chris`> u die Rabbit
10:00 <b1rd> U gunna run out
10:00 <chris`> show me who u are
10:00 <chris`> cunt
10:02 Nick: b1rd1 is now known as b1rd
10:05 Quit: b1rd ([email protected]) Changing hosts
10:05 Join: b1rd ([email protected]) to #sydney
10:27 Part: beagle ([email protected]) from #sydney
11:00 <Rabbit> i am dead chris?
11:00 <chris`> my dad is
11:00 <Rabbit> no he isnt
11:00 <chris`> u even
11:00 <Rabbit> you made it up
11:00 <chris`> his not????
11:00 <chris`> i went to his funeral
11:00 <Rabbit> you went to court cause you were charged by the police for beinmg a junkie
12:00 <chris`> are u braindead u fucken idiot
12:00 <Rabbit> you didnt go to any funeral
13:00 <Rabbit> show us where the funeral was @ chris
13:00 <chris`> can u ban Rabbit
13:00 <chris`> right fucken now
13:00 <Rabbit> show us where his DEAD BODY was put
13:00 <British^Meat> no
13:00 <chris`> i am not a liar
13:00 <British^Meat> i cant
13:00 <British^Meat> chris`
13:00 <British^Meat> im not an op
13:00 <British^Meat> i cant ban him
13:00 <chris`> he was cremated
14:00 <Rabbit> give us sdomething that tells the truth to your story chris
14:00 <chris`> dickhead
14:00 <chris`> why should i show u any information
14:00 <chris`> u stalker
14:00 <b1rd> Breaker is a loser
14:00 <President_Trump> props tho
15:00 <Sutekh> ban expired bro?
15:00 <Rabbit> tho props bro
15:00 <President_Trump> ban?
15:00 <HellFury> fkin emu fker is on
15:00 <Rabbit> HEY SANTA CLAWS YA CUNT WHERE ME FUCKIN EMO!??
15:00 <Sutekh> come on man, admit u got punished for ur sins, its Xmas jesus will forgive you
15:00 <Rabbit> EMU
16:00 <President_Trump> when's HellFury gunna get her ban for abusing me all the time?
16:00 <Sutekh> we dont ban ladies
17:00 <Sutekh> are u fckn insane
18:00 <Sutekh> be a man, suck it up
19:00 <Nero> or
19:00 <Nero> instead of building a bridge over it
19:00 <gecko> Whinge whinge
19:00 <Nero> build a wall around it
19:00 <couleurs> she's not a lady..........
19:00 <couleurs> BuRP
20:00 <Rabbit> where's ya wall @ Trump?
21:00 <President_Trump> THE WALL JUST GOT TEN FEET HIGHER!
21:00 <kookaburra> Ho ho ho
21:00 <kookaburra> https://ibb.co/F8B3gRJ
21:07 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@60.224.161.193) to #sydney
22:00 <kookaburra> Santa clause is coming 
23:00 <chris`> remove rabbit
23:00 <chris`> or you all will get charged
23:00 <chris`> with gangstalking
23:00 <chris`> and harrassment
23:00 <chris`> cunt thinks i lie
23:00 <chris`> about everything
23:00 <kookaburra> Its an assult ya reckon or a trespass?
23:00 <chris`> fucken is braindead
24:00 <chris`> what kookaburra
24:00 <kookaburra> Hes not here to defend himself/herself
24:00 <kookaburra> Steve
25:00 <chris`> why the fuck would i lie
25:00 <chris`> about death
25:00 <chris`> i wish it wasnt true
25:00 <chris`> i could talk to someone
25:00 <chris`> then
25:00 <kookaburra> Heatwaves coming for some states 
25:00 <chris`> show me who u are Rabbit
25:00 <chris`> if u want to die
25:00 <chris`> leave Rabbit
26:00 <chris`> your stalking is no longer needed
26:00 <kookaburra> I felt tired after jerking off
26:56 Part: couleurs ([email protected]) from #sydney
28:00 <kookaburra> Beagle call me earlier I didn't pick up his call
28:00 <kookaburra> He might accuse me of there fires
29:00 <kookaburra> I haven't even been there past 12 years 
29:00 <Sutekh> hows the temp there now bro?
29:00 <kookaburra> 6 degree at midday 
29:00 <kookaburra> I should go walk in parks
29:00 <Sutekh> haha
29:00 <chris`> shut up
30:00 <chris`> remove rabbit please
30:00 <chris`> for ever
30:00 <Sutekh> settle chris`, get out the playstation 4
30:00 <chris`> how about end Rabbit's life
31:00 <chris`> give me all the info u know
31:00 <chris`> ??
31:00 <chris`> now
31:00 <Nero> I have very important demands
31:00 <chris`> i demand miss forgives me
31:00 <chris`> soon
31:00 <Nero> pls meet them or the admin will murder you
31:00 <Sutekh> no killing tonight, its Christmas
31:00 <chris`> fuck xmas
31:00 <chris`> today would been my dads bday
32:00 <chris`> show me who breaker is
32:00 <chris`> rabbit
32:00 <chris`> right now
32:00 <Nero> nobody cares bud
32:00 <chris`> i do
32:00 <chris`> he insulted my dead father
32:00 <Nero> so what
32:00 <chris`> he should die
32:00 <Nero> you dad was a lamo
32:00 <chris`> shut up u too cunt
32:00 <Nero> he deserved every insult
33:00 <chris`> do u want to die too
33:00 <chris`> ???
33:00 <chris`> watch your mouth do not type
33:00 <Nero> we're all going to die bud
33:00 <chris`> u will by my hands
33:00 <chris`> so will rabbit
33:00 <Sutekh> Yep we all return to dust, its a fact of life
33:00 <Nero> lol
33:00 <chris`> shut up
34:00 <chris`> if u man enough to type
34:00 <gecko> 0pisSsSsSsSsssSSsSsSs
34:00 <chris`> come say it to my face
34:00 <Nero> mate
34:00 <chris`> no mate
34:00 <chris`> youre not my friend
34:00 <gecko> Mate
34:00 <Moonie> G'night people..
34:00 <chris`> hi gecko
34:00 <Nero> I'd say it to your face, cause your 9yo
34:00 <gecko> Bye Moonie
34:00 <chris`> anyone insulting me
34:00 <chris`> right now
35:00 <chris`> is a moronic
35:00 <chris`> fuck
35:00 <chris`> with no iq
35:00 <Nero> oh no
35:00 <Nero> what will I do
35:00 <chris`> leave nero
35:00 <chris`> thats what u do
35:00 <Nero> y tho
35:00 <Bonny> chris`.. if you're not happy, I suggest you go to bed
35:00 <chris`> cause youre heartless
35:00 <gecko> Yeah sleep it off
35:00 <chris`> fuck off Bonny you tranny
35:00 <gecko> It's Christmas
35:00 <gecko> Be chill
36:00 <Nero> lol
38:09 Part: kookaburra ([email protected]) from #sydney
43:00 <chris`> hello
47:11 <Sutekh> hey chris` hows u?
47:19 <chris`> ok
47:23 <chris`> how are u
47:42 <British^Meat> Hark Bonny
47:48 <British^Meat> i say Bonny r u there?
48:17 <Sutekh> not bad chris` :D
49:14 <chris`> k
50:00 <jigsaw> Kezza!
52:00 <jigsaw> hello?  what are you all waiting for? christmas?
52:00 <HellFury> no for you to get your dick out
52:00 <jigsaw> not tonight josephine
52:00 <HellFury> good
52:00 <HellFury> seen one dick seen em all
52:00 <HellFury> *sips her wine*
52:57 Part: SkyFire ([email protected]) from #sydney
53:00 <jigsaw> oh you really are a josephine
53:00 <HellFury> nope
53:00 <HellFury> your sister is
53:00 <jigsaw> Hellen
53:00 <jigsaw> drag queen?
55:00 <HellFury> keep goign
55:00 <HellFury> you will work my name out
55:00 <jigsaw> bob!
56:00 <HellFury> nup
58:00 <jigsaw> we had this convo a dozen times right?
58:00 <HellFury> no
59:00 <jigsaw> you are so forgettable
00:16 Join: ^pHANTOM^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
01:00 <HellFury> butt cracky
01:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Tisk
01:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U rascal
02:08 <b1rd> LOL
03:00 <jigsaw> Happy KissMass over there
03:47 <chris`> hi [[[[[pong]]]]]
06:50 <b1rd> Sutekh is a loer
06:53 <b1rd> Loser
08:43 Part: HuckleberryFinn ([email protected]) from #sydney
15:00 <British^Meat> do u want it beagle?
15:00 <British^Meat> i can bring it
16:00 <President_Trump> British^Meat how is Serenity these days?
16:00 <British^Meat> sorry President_Trump we'll battle 2moro, bigger fish to fry atm, but youre on the list
17:00 <President_Trump> excuse me?
19:55 <Sutekh> haha
20:12 <Sutekh> whats wrong bro?
21:23 <Sutekh> forgive others and God will forgive you, ok?
22:00 <jigsaw> mad cow? is that you?
22:15 <Kezzie> hi Sutekh merry xmas
22:58 <+Exo> ye have heard that it hath been said, an eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth: but I say unto you, that ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also
23:10 * HellFury puts 4 shot glasses and a bottle of cowboy on the chan table
23:19 <Sutekh> hey Kezzie same to you :D
23:19 <HellFury> whos up for a cock sucking cowboy shot
23:32 * Exo looks at ross the toss
23:33 * HellFury hics
23:36 <HellFury> no not him
23:39 <HellFury> hes not allowed
23:58 <Sutekh> good words Exo
24:01 * HellFury winks at kezzie and sucks down another shot glass
24:43 <Moonie> Hey again peoples..
25:00 <HellFury> ross the toss
25:17 <HellFury> whats the bet i won't even do group chat lol
25:33 <+Exo> wb Moonie
25:45 <Moonie> ty Exo
25:53 <+Exo> haha we need to hit up a skype group chat again sometime
25:56 <Kezzie> hi Moonie
26:02 * Exo grabs a shot glass
26:05 <Moonie> Hi Kezzie..
26:19 <Moonie> God, that sounds interesting Exo..
26:46 <+Exo> would you care to join us when we organise one Moonie?
28:22 <Moonie> hmmm maybe.. My head is more suited to IRC.
28:22 <lx> ...ah huh...
30:00 <President_Trump>  * @HellFury takes a soft drink and shakes it up and opens it in front of President_Trump and watches it foam up and go up his nose oops sorry President_Trump! <--- looks like shes as horny as ever this xmas
30:08 * HellFury pours and then yells bottoms up and downs it
30:29 <HellFury> i should do the group chat first before i get to smashed
30:47 Join: Zade ([email protected]) to #sydney
30:59 <HellFury> too late
31:03 <HellFury> im already seeing double
31:05 * HellFury shrugs
31:06 <Moonie> Wouldn't it be more fun after you get too smashed? haha
31:31 <HellFury> god no last time i got drunk before group chat i was almost faling out of chair much to their amusement
31:44 <Moonie> hahahaha Sounds awesome :D
31:51 <+Exo> evening Zade ;-D
31:52 <HellFury> this is why i don't drink often
32:01 <HellFury> my typing goes south and its all typonese
32:03 Join: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) to #sydney
32:11 <Kezzie> hi Zade
32:15 <+Exo> well most the group chats are alchol fuel or drug related
32:16 <Kezzie> hugs jim
32:22 <Moonie> hey jim.. Zade..
32:25 <+Exo> loooooooooooool
32:28 <HellFury> i try to not coz i co-ordinate it
32:28 <+Exo> well well well
32:32 <+Exo> look who decided to show up
32:37 * HellFury lifts leg near [[[[[pong]]]]] and lets off a loud smelly fart and looks around to see if [[[[[pong]]]]] is gagging
32:38 <^bozoJim> hugs Kezzie fellow IRC angel and my irc wifey cuddles
32:39 <+Exo> evening jimmoi
32:45 <^bozoJim> hello Moonie
32:57 * Exo hangs a mistletoe above ^bozoJims head
33:11 <Kezzie> !ttop10
33:13 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(2020) 2. HellFury(1535) 3. SkyFire(894) 4. ^bozojim(564) 5. Cosmic^Girl(539) 6. Moonie(508) 7. Kezzie(499) 8. Sutekh(467) 9. kookaburra(431) 10. b1rd(418)
33:26 <^bozoJim> good evenine Exo
33:34 <^bozoJim> that is fine
33:40 * ^bozoJim has done 13 hours shed today
34:24 <Sutekh> hey Jimbo :D
34:31 <^bozoJim> hello Sutekh
34:50 * ^bozoJim makes sure Exo is no where near him with that mistletoe
34:58 <Kezzie> bbl maybe
34:59 <lx>  Oh so quick Kezzie...
36:05 <^bozoJim> I had shed we did the christmas parade in town and went for pizza afterwards
36:10 <^bozoJim> hence I am so late on
36:11 <+Exo> big day at the shed today mate
36:16 * Moonie shows off his mistletoe boxers..
36:20 <^bozoJim> shed 8am til 6pm
36:24 <+Exo> figured
36:29 <^bozoJim> christmas parade and pizza
36:39 <+Exo> it was either you had the double shift at the shed or your bikie past had caught up to you
36:50 <+Exo> i was expecting the latter
37:16 <^bozoJim> was not my bikie past
38:41 <+Exo> lool
38:54 <+Exo> so much color couldnt fit it all in
39:02 <^bozoJim> lol
39:03 <+Exo> that took me much longer than expected
39:26 <+Exo> how was the christmas parade?
39:30 <Sutekh> wow 10 hours in lockup Jim, lucky someone paid ur bail money :D
40:33 <Zade> hello Kezzie
40:52 <Zade> hello Moonie
41:27 <^bozoJim> I was not in the lock up
41:39 <^bozoJim> the christmas parade was good
41:51 <Sutekh> haha Hi Zade :D
42:03 <Zade> hello Sutekh
42:07 <Moonie> Well, since it's drinking time.. Got myself a vodka.
43:10 Part: ^pHANTOM^ ([email protected]) from #sydney
43:50 * Exo grabs a cranberry bourbon cocktail since its xmas
43:54 <British^Meat> Hello Bonny
43:56 Join: Nero ([email protected]) to #sydney
43:58 <British^Meat> Excuse me Bonny
44:00 <+Exo> oh there festivities
44:02 <British^Meat> I wish to talk to you Bonny
44:24 Quit: Nero ([email protected]) Changing hosts
44:25 Join: Nero ([email protected]) to #sydney
44:33 <Nero> happy holidays you filthy animals
44:52 <Moonie> cranberry bourbon cocktail?
45:12 Nick: Exo is now known as SantaClaus
45:17 <Zade> happy hols to you Nero
45:25 <+SantaClaus> ho! ho! ho!
45:54 <^bozoJim> sure like we believe you Exo
46:04 <Moonie> Exo's a ho?
46:21 <+SantaClaus> looks like some lad is gonna get some coal this xmas
46:45 <Moonie> hahaha
46:55 <+SantaClaus> who wants to sit on my lap and tell me what they would like for xmas
47:07 <+SantaClaus> no one over 150kg thanks
47:13 <Sutekh> lol
47:14 * SantaClaus looks at [[[[[pong]]]]]
47:39 * Moonie sits on Santa's lap
48:37 <+SantaClaus> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
48:42 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wham! - Last Christmas (Official Video) (Oct 25, 2009) Length: 4:38 - Category: Music - 410,951,060 views - 1,560,618 likes (95.2%), 79,379 dislikes (4.8%)
49:24 <Moonie> <sings> last christmas I gave you my fart, the very next day, the smell went away...
49:38 <+SantaClaus> LAugHIng oUt LoUdS
51:26 Part: Zade ([email protected]) from #sydney
51:56 * ^bozoJim gives SantaClaus a good slap in teh chops, I have been waiting to give that to you for many years
52:02 <+SantaClaus> * ^bozoJim is now known as EbeneezerScrooge
52:34 Nick: ^bozoJim is now known as EbeneezerScrooge
52:42 <EbeneezerScrooge> oi dont do that to me
52:53 <+SantaClaus> hahahaha
53:16 <+SantaClaus> please look after tiny tim
53:27 <Moonie> Tiny tim's a whinger.
53:27 <EbeneezerScrooge> he is fine
53:59 <+SantaClaus> tiny tim acting sick to get out of working at ye ol' mines
54:23 <EbeneezerScrooge> that I do know and he signed you on for him
54:54 <+SantaClaus> that's fine i could take his place, i heard they could use some muscle down there
55:06 <+SantaClaus> they don't call me the human jackhammer for nothing ya'know
55:13 <EbeneezerScrooge> well a 1 pound weaking like you anyway
55:23 * SantaClaus flexes his biceps then triceps
55:38 * EbeneezerScrooge watches SantaClaus biceps sag
55:45 <+SantaClaus> what are we all getting for Christmas?
56:48 <+SantaClaus> !ttop10
56:50 <Moonie> I bought myself a car.
56:50 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(2197) 2. HellFury(1535) 3. SkyFire(894) 4. ^bozojim(698) 5. Moonie(555) 6. Cosmic^Girl(539) 7. Kezzie(501) 8. Sutekh(488) 9. kookaburra(431) 10. b1rd(418)
57:01 <+SantaClaus> lool @ 4. ^bozojim(698)
57:08 <+SantaClaus> ah did ya really Moonie?
57:23 <Moonie> Yeup, figured I deserved it.
57:36 <+SantaClaus> cool mate, what did u get?
57:47 Part: T-City ([email protected]) from #sydney
57:51 <+SantaClaus> the aston martin will come along
58:11 <Moonie> One day haha.. Got a 535i.
59:14 <+SantaClaus> oh nice luxury :P
59:23 <EbeneezerScrooge> I know they call you the human jack hammer SantaClaus as they use you as a pole driver
59:32 Part: Skirmish ([email protected]) from #sydney
59:43 <Moonie> Yeah and speed.. *chuckles*
59:56 Nick: EbeneezerScrooge is now known as ^bozojim
01:39 <+SantaClaus> yep
03:00 <Exo> i will delete delete delete chu
03:00 <kookaburra> A solid sausage for exo
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03:38 * SantaClaus slaps gremlinz around a bit with a large trout
03:43 <+SantaClaus> merry xmas gremlinz
03:45 <Moonie> What about you Santa?
04:00 <HellFury> haha
04:00 <Exo> could i get some nan bread and chitai pitha
04:00 <Student> what is chitai pitha?
04:00 <kookaburra> Thats bsngal food 
04:00 <Sutekh> hey kookaburra, many welcomes to you
04:00 <Cath^> only maccas Exo
04:00 <kookaburra> Desi pancake
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04:21 <^bozojim> I heard he has booked himself a nice day in the holding cell at St Kilda Rd Palaces
04:42 <+SantaClaus> nothing special, got myself a new belt and sunnies
05:00 <Sutekh> Student, yeah it has its moments
05:00 <jigsaw> caffee you got your rosebud back
05:00 <kookaburra> Student have you visited gilgit hunza valley yet
05:00 <Exo> g'day jigsaw
05:00 <jigsaw> hi XO
05:00 <kookaburra> Australia is losing their roofs
05:33 <Moonie> Cool..
05:38 <+SantaClaus> lot's of nice places on grey street which you suggested to me jim
06:00 <Student> kookaburra: so many giglgiti and people from hunza in here. 
06:00 <Exo> when you gonna cook us some bangladeshi cuisine beehhhh
06:00 <Student> that would be a big roof lost.
06:00 <kookaburra> Hellfury sleeps on a hammock 
06:00 <Exo> hammocks are quite comfortable 
06:00 <kookaburra> Dreaming of my cockaburra 
06:00 <Sutekh> kookaburra, we domnt need roofs bro, its not freezing here like the UK
06:35 <Moonie> Grey St sounds interesting?
06:40 <^bozojim> did you get a belt or do you want me to come voer and give you another though belting SantaClaus?
07:00 <kookaburra> I love more colder
07:00 <HellFury> cockaburra when you gonna sit on a tree branch and laugh at the UK idiot
07:00 <HellFury> idiots too
07:00 <kookaburra> 2 degree room temperature google
07:00 <jigsaw> me wraps Cath^ in a hammock and hangs her up in the meat locker
07:00 <Exo> i heard kookaburra drives a mean taxi
07:30 <+SantaClaus> grey st is a red light district Moonie
07:46 <Moonie> aaah.. *takes notes*
07:48 <+SantaClaus> he has the most experience and gives a lot of recommendations for brothels
08:00 <kookaburra> Ford Mustang baby
08:00 <jigsaw> mean? the kind that runs you down if you dont pay?
08:00 <kookaburra> And reverse on ya
08:10 <+SantaClaus> mention his name at most of them and will get a good discount
08:33 <Moonie> haha not interested in brothels.. Strippers maybe..
09:00 <Sutekh> he temp in London is currently 13 degrees, OMG so hot bro :D
09:00 <PandasBanderos> gr8 weather mmm
09:00 <jigsaw> haha
09:00 <kookaburra> Like that greek fella runs into Melbourne padestrains 
09:00 <PandasBanderos> wish it was 13 degrees here
09:00 <jigsaw> whinge whinge
09:00 <Exo> road rage is serious bizness 
09:00 <kookaburra> He must had a ball
09:07 <+SantaClaus> going to strippers is like reading a book with no ending
09:18 <Moonie> I like reading.
09:33 <Sutekh> Jim has a very popular X rated puppet show on youtube
09:42 <Moonie> It's like a choose your own adventure, you get to imagine your own ending.
09:53 <+SantaClaus> LOL
10:00 <Sutekh> haha
10:00 <Student> he is a ladies man, like a male escort.
10:00 <kookaburra> Lots of food in England 
10:00 <HellFury> its a cockbito :p
10:00 <Exo> haven't had taco bell in awhile 
10:20 <+SantaClaus> yeh it's like the pornos with the storylines
10:23 <^bozojim> lol
10:31 <+SantaClaus> horny chicks ordering pizza
10:41 <+SantaClaus> bow chicka wow wow
11:00 <HellFury> taco hell
11:00 <kookaburra> Im changing my work, my thai boss is being a bitch lately 
11:00 <kookaburra> British cocks are yummy
11:03 <Moonie> Tradesmen attending within reasonable periods of time... Total fantasy..
12:00 <HellFury> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YVMvJoG90M
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: EMINEM JINGLE BALLS (LYRICS) (Dec 31, 2011) Length: 2:00 - Category: Music - 296,801 views - 2,688 likes (94.3%), 163 dislikes (5.7%)
12:00 <Exo> raunchy xmas songs, i like where this is going, giggidy giggidy goo
12:00 <kookaburra> Better be a good xmas song
12:00 <HellFury> haha
12:15 <+SantaClaus> https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4131258/worlds-first-brothel-staffed-entirely-by-robot-sex-workers-now-looking-for-investors-to-go-global/
12:54 <Moonie> Nice..
12:58 <+SantaClaus> robot dolls and VR porn is the way the world is heading
13:00 <kookaburra> This is fowl
13:43 <Sutekh> ohh
13:57 <Sutekh> Asian Doll :D
14:00 <kookaburra> Hellfury just ruined my Xmas 
14:24 <+SantaClaus> watching too much porn has negative effects too
14:34 <+SantaClaus> some dudes can't get a boner when they are with a sheila
14:40 <+SantaClaus> they need to watch porn first to get aroused
14:41 <Moonie> Wish I had some money to invest.
14:43 <Sutekh> haha
14:58 <Moonie> Does your "friend" have this problem, Exo?
15:00 <Exo> LOL
15:00 <HellFury> LOL
15:00 <HellFury> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnJ8jsw4BSo
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Aussie Jingle Bells - Bucko & Champs - THE ORIGINAL (Oct 20, 2009) Length: 3:12 - Category: Comedy - 1,286,020 views - 4,861 likes (96%), 204 dislikes (4%)
15:00 <Cath^> your job here is done Hellfury ;p
15:19 <+SantaClaus> yes pong does
15:23 <+SantaClaus> i mean yes my friend does
15:55 <+SantaClaus> pong always goes suspiciously quiet around this time of the night
16:00 <kookaburra> https://youtu.be/xKYABI-dGEA
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Home Alone Again with the Google Assistant (Dec 19, 2018) Length: 1:00 - Category: Science & Technology - 23,281,652 views - 474,136 likes (98.2%), 8,918 dislikes (1.8%)
16:55 <Moonie> That's a shame.. Maybe he is exposing himself to erroneous odours that are affecting his ability to perform.
17:00 <HellFury> haha
17:17 <+SantaClaus> that is highly likely lols
17:49 <+SantaClaus> lol
17:51 <+SantaClaus> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKYABI-dGEA
17:54 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Home Alone Again with the Google Assistant (Dec 19, 2018) Length: 1:00 - Category: Science & Technology - 25,767,762 views - 498,116 likes (98.1%), 9,474 dislikes (1.9%)
18:00 <Sutekh> I reccon Jim has been sucked into the bermuda triangle about now too
18:00 <Student> she have a job. :) nice.
18:00 <HellFury> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnr0CIQC-mk
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: JINGLE BELLS BATMAN SMELLS: Christmas Jingle Bells. Kids Christmas Songs. Xmas Songs (Nov 29, 2014) Length: 1:39 - Category: Education - 4,855,601 views - 13,632 likes (84%), 2,590 dislikes (16%)
18:00 <HellFury> yeah to irritate you
18:00 <kookaburra> Your a grinch
18:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimmy always watching porn
18:28 <^bozojim> nope
18:31 <+SantaClaus> well played google
18:31 <gremlinz> you better have my present santa or i'll sack slap yew
18:32 <^bozojim> I am here
19:01 <+SantaClaus> nah uh that's not how it works gremlinz, you gotta sit on my lap first :D
19:31 <+SantaClaus> what are u watching jimmoi? why so quiet
20:00 <Student> manipulator.
20:00 <kookaburra> Hellfury is furious cause her dildo machine is not arrived that bought on amazon lastnite 
21:00 <Exo> who needs the kwik e mart
21:00 <kookaburra> Brb need more popcorn 
21:00 <lx> 1 ciao for now1 kookaburra...
21:43 <gremlinz> there's always a catch
21:54 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii
22:29 * HellFury wiggles over to grem and sips her merlot
22:39 <+SantaClaus> nothing in life is free
22:46 <+SantaClaus> wb ross
22:54 <Moonie> wb Hellfury
23:00 <jigsaw> !top20
23:00 <HellFury> nope bitch
23:00 <StatsOP> Top20(words): 11. President_Trump(64433) 12. Devil45(62352) 13. Sunbeam(50642) 14. JedStar(48596) 15. WhoMadeWho(34845) 16. [[[[[pong]]]]](32695) 17. e|f(26518) 18. SkyFire(22506) 19. eddie(22418) 20. beehhh(18511)
23:00 <jigsaw> sheezers you people dont shut up 
23:00 <Student> too late for dildo machine.
23:05 <HellFury> ta
23:14 <HellFury> i was watching some muppet porn movie
23:24 <Moonie> Meet the Feebles?
23:32 <Sutekh> HellFury, one of Jims no doubt
23:34 <HellFury> haha
23:39 <+SantaClaus> does big bird have a big bird
23:41 <HellFury> actually after group chat thats next
23:47 <HellFury> the happytime murders
23:53 <HellFury> its all sex and well bdsm
24:12 <Moonie> Haven't gotten around to watching that yet
24:19 <HellFury> i thought the cow in meet the feebles was bad
25:00 <kookaburra> Have patience me love, delivery guys are all flatout during this busy period 
25:04 <HellFury> and the rat
25:06 <HellFury> lol
25:09 <HellFury> sodomy the song
25:11 <Moonie> The whole thing was bad. haha
25:20 <HellFury> i made my sister in law cry watching meet the feebles
25:22 <HellFury> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DVaOOscPDo&has_verified=1
25:24 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Happytime Murders FUNNY scenes (Nov 23, 2018) Length: - Category: Comedy - 21,622 views - 260 likes (90.9%), 26 dislikes (9.1%)
25:39 <Moonie> I'm going to have to watch it again now.. haha it's been years.
25:50 <HellFury> gawd
25:58 <HellFury> Heidi the hippo and bletch
26:00 <HellFury> loll
26:01 <+SantaClaus> *spoilerS*
26:35 <Moonie> Luckily, I have it on DVD.
26:47 <HellFury> the 8 arm reach around :P
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27:14 <Moonie> hahahaha
28:51 <HellFury> lol
28:58 <HellFury> gawd i can hear it from the office
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32:48 <Moonie> Speaking of sick movies, have you seen Cannibal! The musical. ?
34:53 <British^Meat> Shpadoinkle!
35:20 <HellFury> yeah
35:23 <Moonie> hahahaha
35:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong going church soon
35:59 <Sutekh> good to know pong
36:00 <jigsaw> nite
36:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yess
36:09 <Sutekh> hope for you yet :D
36:45 * HellFury back hands Ross the toss with a white glove and hangs a mistletoe over a bulls balls
36:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong need drink holy water
36:55 <Sutekh> Ya
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37:02 <b1rd> Lol
37:04 <Sutekh> its good stuff
37:06 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Take body of Christ
37:21 <HellFury> pucker up Ross the toss
37:21 <b1rd> Piss christ
37:23 <Sutekh> ive never been sick since i drink it
37:33 <Moonie> Hallelujah!!
38:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> HellFury is vile and disgusting animal
38:14 <Sutekh> be nice pong
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38:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Color
38:26 <Sutekh> thats not very Christian of you
38:36 <HellFury> since when is he christian at all :p
38:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> She is nasty
38:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> And smelly always rippin farts
39:07 <b1rd> Sutekh has huge beard
39:11 <Sutekh> HellFury, he is attending church tonight
39:18 <Sutekh> b1rd i do
39:20 <+SantaClaus> i think ross needs to go to confession and confess his sins
39:26 <HellFury> yeah in grandmas handbag
39:29 <couleurs> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pouleurs ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
39:43 <b1rd> Take off that suicide vest off and shave that beard man
39:43 <HellFury> bless me oh lord coz i have sinned i sent out dick pics n made ladies puke
39:54 * Sutekh drops his pants and shows b1rd his bearded cock balls.. wanna shave me bro?
39:58 <HellFury> hahaah
40:04 <b1rd> In the koran Muhammed fkd an 8 year old
40:05 <HellFury> i am not amused
40:06 <HellFury> lolol
40:08 <Moonie> Shit, that was my confession last week Hellfury..
40:13 <HellFury> haha Moonie
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40:56 <+SantaClaus> LoL
41:15 <Sutekh> b1rd ya fckn infidel :D
41:40 <HellFury> go on chris drop those dacks and show him your chocolate star
42:00 <*buffextras> Cath^^[email protected] joined
42:24 <Sutekh> haha
42:35 <Sutekh> i know he wants to shave me
42:43 <HellFury> true
42:50 <HellFury> and i know hes good at shaving
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45:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] set mode: +o Cath^
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48:34 <b1rd> Pissed on my hand a bit
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49:29 <b1rd> Bit splashback too
52:12 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.104.230) from #sydney
52:55 <HellFury> Piss hand
53:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] parted with message: []
53:01 <b1rd> Ye
53:04 <b1rd> Dark
53:15 <b1rd> Splashback too
53:19 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/Xewgnbx
53:40 <Moonie> haha You like that cat, don't you Hellfury?
53:43 <b1rd> Lol
53:44 <HellFury> haha yeh
54:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/knVTS9u
54:15 <Moonie> Don't start that again...
54:17 <HellFury> haha
54:21 <b1rd> Meow
54:22 <gecko> That's a wrinkly pussy
54:28 <b1rd> Mmm pussy
54:42 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/3A6QMUC
54:58 <b1rd> Lolol
55:12 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/x3mgvwL
56:10 <b1rd> Hellfury except me.. I rok up to Christmas with me dik hangin out. :)
56:25 <HellFury> haha
56:32 <b1rd> :p
56:56 <b1rd> I got booted out me aunty xmas party coz drinkin perven on fam
57:01 <b1rd> Funny as
58:28 <b1rd> Probly accepted me if turned up with syringe in me arm instead
58:36 <b1rd> Weird cunts
58:39 <Sutekh> maybe in 2019 you get a job hey b1rd?
58:53 <b1rd> Maybe no thanks
59:20 <b1rd> My goal is to marty me cuz in 2019
59:20 <Sutekh> come on, your country needs you to step up
59:27 <b1rd> And knock her up
59:46 <b1rd> Thats only thing im focussed on
59:54 <Sutekh> haha thats all in ya head mate
00:09 <b1rd> Na ill make it happen
00:10 <chris`> lost at pokies yay
00:19 <b1rd> Laying plans atm
00:38 <chris`> cheese sandwichs for xmas dinner yay
00:41 <b1rd> Pisstopher
00:59 <Sutekh> no lady wants a dole bludger, get a job, get a car, and ull get the ladies
01:05 <chris`> 3 year in row
01:12 <b1rd> My cuz is a hoe
01:12 <gecko> And an address
01:18 <chris`> cheese sandiwchs for xmas dinner
01:21 <b1rd> And a junky
01:26 <Sutekh> haha gecko
01:30 <gecko> That's depressing chris`...
01:43 <chris`> my dad died 10 days ago
01:44 <b1rd> So ill get her bro
01:48 <chris`> today was his birthday
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02:24 <gecko> Cook up a feast to celebrate him!
02:42 <chris`> with what food
02:43 <gecko> He wouldn't want you eatin cheese sammies on Christmas
02:44 <chris`> or money
02:45 <chris`> ???
02:48 <gecko> Well true
03:23 <Rabbit> your dad is very much still alive chris, youre only pulling that lie cause you want people to feel sorry for you as you got no money for your drugs and piss or anyone to visit you for xmas, no one wants to spend time with a junkie faggot
03:43 <chris`> come to my door right now
03:44 <chris`> Rabbit
03:46 <chris`> u die
03:49 <chris`> my dad is dead
03:51 <chris`> cunt
03:51 <gecko> Here we go
04:08 <chris`> ur a psychotic stalker Rabbit
04:11 <chris`> go fuck yourself
04:59 <British^Meat> chris`, hi, British^Meat here. Do you think you could kick more door frames than me?
05:16 <HellFury> be nice rabbit
05:19 <chris`> no
05:23 <chris`> ban rabbit
05:26 <British^Meat> lets try
05:28 <British^Meat> u go first
05:47 <chris`> do u want to die Rabbit
05:50 <chris`> show me who u are
05:54 <chris`> it will happen cunt
06:03 * Rabbit wants to die
06:09 <Rabbit> come kill me chris
06:15 <Rabbit> come to my door cunt
06:17 <chris`> come to my door right now you spasticated fuck
06:43 <b1rd> Rabbit n chris. Same low iq
06:57 <gecko> As bird
07:01 <gecko> Ftfy
07:10 <b1rd> Gecko is drunk
07:14 <gecko> So
07:15 <Moonie> Says the person that is apparently trying to fuck his cousin.
07:20 <gecko> Its xmas eve
07:29 <b1rd> No bottleshops where u live out in the sticks lol
07:36 <gecko> Yeah there is
07:40 <b1rd> Nope
07:45 <b1rd> They closed
07:48 <b1rd> Lol
07:54 <gecko> Already stocked up
07:59 <gecko> Don't need them
08:00 <b1rd> Yuk
08:04 <b1rd> U a drunk
08:24 <Rabbit> everything is closed now untill boxing day
08:30 <b1rd> Yes
08:36 <chris`> u die Rabbit
08:39 <b1rd> U gunna run out
08:42 <chris`> show me who u are
08:44 <chris`> cunt
08:56 <Rabbit> i am dead chris?
09:00 <chris`> my dad is
09:06 <Rabbit> no he isnt
09:06 <chris`> u even
09:09 <Rabbit> you made it up
09:10 <chris`> his not????
09:14 <chris`> i went to his funeral
09:42 <Rabbit> you went to court cause you were charged by the police for beinmg a junkie
09:55 <chris`> are u braindead u fucken idiot
09:59 <Rabbit> you didnt go to any funeral
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11:21 <Rabbit> show us where the funeral was @ chris
11:24 <chris`> can u ban Rabbit
11:27 <chris`> right fucken now
11:33 <Rabbit> show us where his DEAD BODY was put
11:33 <British^Meat> no
11:34 <chris`> i am not a liar
11:38 <British^Meat> i cant
11:39 <British^Meat> chris`
11:41 <British^Meat> im not an op
11:43 <British^Meat> i cant ban him
11:44 <chris`> he was cremated
11:47 <Rabbit> give us sdomething that tells the truth to your story chris
11:48 <chris`> dickhead
11:58 <chris`> why should i show u any information
12:00 <chris`> u stalker
12:07 <b1rd> Breaker is a loser
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12:38 <President_Trump> props tho
12:38 * Sutekh slaps President_Trump around a bit with a large trout
12:50 <Sutekh> ban expired bro?
12:50 <Rabbit> tho props bro
12:58 <President_Trump> ban?
12:59 <HellFury> fkin emu fker is on
13:26 <Rabbit> HEY SANTA CLAWS YA CUNT WHERE ME FUCKIN EMO!??
13:26 * HellFury waves the red wine haze away
13:38 <Sutekh> come on man, admit u got punished for ur sins, its Xmas jesus will forgive you
13:39 <Rabbit> EMU
13:46 Part: chris` ([email protected]) from #sydney
14:30 <President_Trump> when's HellFury gunna get her ban for abusing me all the time?
14:43 <Sutekh> we dont ban ladies
14:55 <Sutekh> are u fckn insane
16:15 <Sutekh> be a man, suck it up
17:00 <*buffextras> Cath^[email protected] parted with message: [laters!]
17:02 <Nero> or
17:07 <Nero> instead of building a bridge over it
17:09 <gecko> Whinge whinge
17:11 <Nero> build a wall around it
17:24 <couleurs> she's not a lady..........
17:29 <couleurs> BuRP
17:45 <Rabbit> where's ya wall @ Trump?
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18:54 <President_Trump> THE WALL JUST GOT TEN FEET HIGHER!
18:58 <kookaburra> Ho ho ho
19:10 <kookaburra> https://ibb.co/F8B3gRJ
20:37 <kookaburra> Santa clause is coming
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20:50 <chris`> remove rabbit
20:56 <chris`> or you all will get charged
20:59 <chris`> with gangstalking
21:03 <chris`> and harrassment
21:32 <chris`> cunt thinks i lie
21:36 <chris`> about everything
21:39 <chris`> fucken is braindead
21:40 <kookaburra> Its an assult ya reckon or a trespass?
21:52 <chris`> what kookaburra
22:21 <kookaburra> Hes not here to defend himself/herself
22:31 <kookaburra> Steve
22:45 <chris`> why the fuck would i lie
22:47 <chris`> about death
22:59 <chris`> i wish it wasnt true
23:02 <chris`> i could talk to someone
23:04 <chris`> then
23:16 <kookaburra> Heatwaves coming for some states
23:18 <chris`> show me who u are Rabbit
23:22 <chris`> if u want to die
23:37 <chris`> leave Rabbit
23:48 <chris`> your stalking is no longer needed
23:54 <kookaburra> I felt tired after jerking off
25:45 <kookaburra> Beagle call me earlier I didn't pick up his call
26:14 <kookaburra> He might accuse me of there fires
26:46 <kookaburra> I haven't even been there past 12 years
27:04 <Sutekh> hows the temp there now bro?
27:15 <kookaburra> 6 degree at midday
27:34 <kookaburra> I should go walk in parks
27:37 <Sutekh> haha
27:37 <chris`> shut up
27:39 Part: kookaburra ([email protected]) from #sydney
27:47 <chris`> remove rabbit please
27:57 <chris`> for ever
28:25 <Sutekh> settle chris`, get out the playstation 4
28:43 <chris`> how about end Rabbit's life
28:49 <chris`> give me all the info u know
28:51 <chris`> ??
28:51 <chris`> now
29:05 <Nero> I have very important demands
29:16 <chris`> i demand miss forgives me
29:20 <chris`> soon
29:20 <Nero> pls meet them or the admin will murder you
29:25 <Sutekh> no killing tonight, its Christmas
29:32 <chris`> fuck xmas
29:40 <chris`> today would been my dads bday
29:54 <chris`> show me who breaker is
29:55 <chris`> rabbit
29:57 <chris`> right now
30:01 <Nero> nobody cares bud
30:06 <chris`> i do
30:11 <chris`> he insulted my dead father
30:14 <Nero> so what
30:17 <chris`> he should die
30:26 <Nero> you dad was a lamo
30:33 <chris`> shut up u too cunt
30:36 <Nero> he deserved every insult
30:50 <chris`> do u want to die too
30:52 <chris`> ???
31:07 <chris`> watch your mouth do not type
31:08 <Nero> we're all going to die bud
31:17 <chris`> u will by my hands
31:19 <chris`> so will rabbit
31:37 <Sutekh> Yep we all return to dust, its a fact of life
31:38 <Nero> lol
31:41 <chris`> shut up
31:49 <chris`> if u man enough to type
31:51 <gecko> pisSsSsSsSsssSSsSsSs
31:53 <chris`> come say it to my face
31:55 <Nero> mate
31:59 <chris`> no mate
32:04 <chris`> youre not my friend
32:06 <gecko> Mate
32:06 <Moonie> G'night people..
32:11 <chris`> hi gecko
32:14 <Nero> I'd say it to your face, cause your 9yo
32:15 <gecko> Bye Moonie
32:36 <chris`> anyone insulting me
32:37 <chris`> right now
32:40 <chris`> is a moronic
32:41 <chris`> fuck
32:44 <chris`> with no iq
32:45 <Nero> oh no
32:52 <Nero> what will I do
32:54 <chris`> leave nero
32:55 <chris`> leave nero
32:59 <chris`> thats what u do
33:03 <Nero> y tho
33:09 <Bonny> chris`.. if you're not happy, I suggest you go to bed
33:10 <chris`> cause youre heartless
33:21 <gecko> Yeah sleep it off
33:23 <chris`> fuck off Bonny you tranny
33:29 <gecko> It's Christmas
33:33 <gecko> Be chill
33:44 Part: chris` ([email protected]) from #sydney
33:52 <Nero> lol
34:15 * HellFury waves drunkenly at chris`
37:31 Part: couleurs ([email protected]) from #sydney
42:53 Part: winner ([email protected]) from #sydney
42:53 Part: Rabbit ([email protected]) from #sydney
47:21 Join: jigsaw ([email protected]) to #sydney
47:59 <jigsaw> Kezza!
49:50 <jigsaw> hello? what are you all waiting for? christmas?
50:00 <HellFury> no for you to get your dick out
50:12 <jigsaw> not tonight josephine
50:17 <HellFury> good
50:22 <HellFury> seen one dick seen em all
50:27 <HellFury> *sips her wine*
50:49 <jigsaw> oh you really are a josephine
50:54 <HellFury> nope
50:59 <HellFury> your sister is
51:02 <jigsaw> Hellen
51:10 <HellFury> nope
51:23 <jigsaw> drag queen?
51:41 <HellFury> nope
51:43 Part: SED_guy ([email protected]) from #sydney
52:49 <HellFury> keep goign
52:52 <HellFury> you will work my name out
53:11 <jigsaw> bob!
53:56 <HellFury> nup
56:34 <jigsaw> we had this convo a dozen times right?
56:41 <HellFury> no
56:48 <jigsaw> you are so forgettable
58:50 <HellFury> butt cracky
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