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00:09 <Sutekh> trump just got exposed talking behind caths back
00:33 <Cath^> indeed
00:45 <Cath^> pay attention Trump
00:52 <Sutekh> its after midnight so u can be rude to him
01:12 <President_Trump> Cath^'s always sending me rude pm's, usually of sexual nature
01:24 <kookaburra> He hasnt had a root since ww2
01:43 <Sutekh> lol
01:50 <Cath^> of course Trump
02:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong want meet tisk
02:39 <kookaburra> Cath are you asian
02:51 <Sutekh> trying to deflect his gotcha moment
03:07 <Cath^> i could be
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06:17 <kookaburra> Just like my norell
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35:56 <President_Trump> Cath^^ why are you flooding?
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06:47 <jigsaw> !seen cath^
06:48 <StatsOP> Cath^ ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #sydney 49 minutes ago stating (Ping timeout: 121 seconds).
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19:01 <kookaburra> British^meat enjoying the heat in perth?
19:13 <kookaburra> Wasnt my doing
19:46 <jigsaw> Where r u kookaburra
19:55 <jigsaw> syd?
20:14 <kookaburra> Yup in Sydney
20:27 <jigsaw> I got a 5 day heatwave for xmas
20:28 <kookaburra> Surryhills
20:32 <HellFury> bangadish
20:37 <jigsaw> SA
21:04 <kookaburra> Hellfury lives in ghost town near orange
21:28 <jigsaw> is madcow in perth?
21:47 <kookaburra> 5 degree at 224 pm bby
21:54 <kookaburra> Welcome to London
22:07 <kookaburra> BMW is missing the party
28:28 <jigsaw> can someone boot Cath^^ into submission?
29:16 <kookaburra> Lucky country my arse
29:24 <kookaburra> Hope you get more scorcher
29:30 <kookaburra> Bullier
30:02 <HellFury> nope
30:09 <HellFury> when shes ready she will fix her nick
30:33 <jigsaw> did her apple trash break on her again?
32:32 <HellFury> who knows
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00:00 <SantaClaus> lol is that lad still banned? must've been a very naughty boy
01:00 <BMP> WELL.... Bonny did promise me it was 72 hrs left, that was friday
01:00 <BMP> if my data serves me correct.........
01:00 <BMP> It is now...
01:00 <BMP> Tuesday!
02:00 <SantaClaus> gotta check up in #ASD 
02:00 <SantaClaus> they will have your answer there BMP
03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong went mass last nite
04:00 <SantaClaus> did pong confess his sins to the lord
06:00 <SantaClaus> 12L2A1U14g12H15I13N2G 2o4u7T 5L4o3U13D
06:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yessss
06:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Bless Pong father pong has sinned
06:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He said who Pong
09:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
09:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Were jimmy
12:00 <SantaClaus> For the Lord God is a sun and shield; the Lord bestows favor and honor; no good thing does He withhold from those who walk uprightly
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15:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No he bless Pong
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17:00 <BMP> hahahahahahahahahaah
17:00 <BMP> me pong
17:00 <BMP> me chat like this
17:00 <BMP> coz it unique
17:00 <BMP> and me ping me shit character
17:00 <BMP> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
18:00 <BMP> me think me funny and clever me pong u not hahahahahahaahahaha
18:00 <BMP> me pong my thumbs patter furiously on my phone coz me irc on iphone me pong!
19:00 <BMP> (lol)
20:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U spastic british^Meat
20:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Only 1 [[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Poo
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pooo
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Poooo
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Poooooo
42:00 <Cath^> hi dazzo1
48:00 <SantaClaus> merry tiskmas HellFury
50:00 <HellFury> Merry Pissmas SantaClaus
50:00 <SantaClaus> get some nice pressies? :)
51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Were is Tisk
52:00 <HellFury> nah
52:00 <HellFury> but going to hang with friends for a swim and lunch soon
53:00 <SantaClaus> sweet
53:00 <SantaClaus> much be hot out north 
53:00 <HellFury> its 24 atm
53:00 <HellFury> and a high of 27
53:00 <SantaClaus> tisk is at st vinnies soup van
53:00 <HellFury> lol
54:00 <HellFury> only food he has
54:00 <SantaClaus> 27 is nice 
54:00 <SantaClaus> he could always busk for food and cigs
54:00 <HellFury> we are still sun burnt
54:00 <HellFury> so gonna slip slop slap
55:00 <SantaClaus> for sure
55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo unban b1rd
55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He in pooland sulking
55:00 <SantaClaus> his not even banned
55:00 <SantaClaus> !seen chris`
55:00 <StatsOP> chris` ([email protected]) was last seen parting #sydney 10 hours, 19 minutes ago stating "{}".
56:00 <SantaClaus> !seen *piss*
56:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong get drunk later
56:00 <StatsOP> I found 5 matches to your query (sorted): quickpissbrb urweakaspissglennillsmashya NobodyWant2KnoUPiss NobodyCareWhenUPiss PissOFF. quickpissbrb ([email protected]) was last seen changing nicks to kelevraIsAnUglyWhore on #sydney 14 days, 15 hours, 21 minutes ago.
57:00 <SantaClaus> pong u liek to drink VB
57:00 <SantaClaus> meet b1rd at the beach and have a beer
57:00 <SantaClaus> pick up chris` too and cheer him up
57:00 <SantaClaus> turn his frown upside down
58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yer pong ask b1rd
58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Go pick him up
58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd been stalking him
59:00 <SantaClaus> buy him a happy meal
00:00 <SantaClaus> b1rds van have no registration nor license plates 
01:00 <HellFury> had to laugh reading a friends status
02:00 <HellFury> she wants to get married at a Wahbergs restaraunt and got told no and shes still begging them
02:00 <HellFury> like some people are brainless
02:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Liek u
02:00 <HellFury> whats even more sad is Kris Kristofferson is her cousin
03:00 <SantaClaus> haha crikey
06:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> https://imgur.com/gallery/Cq1ltJH
10:00 <beehhh> https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/severe-threeday-heatwave-will-hit-sa-from-boxing-day-onwards/news-story/5c71e5a79569d3c1f8af973922335acd
10:00 <beehhh> Chadstone
10:00 <b1rd> Hiii
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11:00 <beehhh> Where do I know you from looks very fimiliar
11:00 <b1rd> We relos lets root
13:00 <SantaClaus> behave chump
14:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd go pick up Tisk
14:00 <b1rd> Wat cunt
14:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U read it
15:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Go pick him up
15:00 <b1rd> What his address
15:00 <b1rd> Put him in boot
15:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Noble park
15:00 <b1rd> Not goin out there probably get murdered
15:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Tisk might root
16:00 <b1rd> He got no bum
16:00 <b1rd> Too Boney 
16:00 <HellFury> jingle bells beeh smells kick him back to bangladesh
17:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> How u kno
17:00 <b1rd> Tsk very skinny
18:00 <HellFury> thought you like tall skinny chicks
18:00 <b1rd> Skinny better not too tall
19:00 <b1rd> But in a guy u want bit of bum
20:00 <HellFury> !beehhh, has a bum
20:00 <b1rd> Ye but i like white chocolate 
20:00 <b1rd> Lol
21:00 <b1rd> I barring up
22:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U liek spooofffffff
28:00 <beehhh> Yummy!
28:00 <b1rd> Lol
29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol
29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> She is a smelly poo
29:00 <b1rd> Lolol
29:00 <b1rd> Hellfury gonna eat three turkeys today two pigs
29:00 <HellFury> good one
29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lololo
29:00 <beehhh> Gollum
30:00 <HellFury> we got a bbq with friends
30:00 <HellFury> most of my fam are scattered
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Her farts kill ppl
30:00 <b1rd> Scattered from drrrrugs
30:00 <beehhh> Killed a few mozzies
31:00 <HellFury> no mum and dad and twins are in png
31:00 <HellFury> brother 1 is in cairns
31:00 <HellFury> brother 2 is with his mother in law in NSW and brother 3 is with his family
31:00 <HellFury> therefore its just me and pat and jed so hanging with friends
31:00 <b1rd> Scattered
32:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pat is made up
32:00 <HellFury> and not by drugs
32:00 <b1rd> How many turkeys u gonna eat
32:00 <b1rd> Ur in denial
32:00 <b1rd> Ur fam on lotsa drugs thats y scattered 
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Cocaine Cassie is hot
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> She got big jugs
33:00 <HellFury> nope 2 of the fam members are working over xmas
34:00 <b1rd> Sure sure
34:00 <b1rd> Lol
34:00 <beehhh> Are they crossing the kakadoo track 
34:00 <HellFury> so take ya drugs shit and shove it up your tight ass
35:00 <HellFury> imma go sort my shit for the day
35:00 <b1rd> Workin at st Kilda 
35:00 <beehhh> With ladyboys
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Weren’t u drug mule?
35:00 <b1rd> U take the drugs. I dont hun
35:00 <beehhh> Some clients like both the sametime 
35:00 <b1rd> Yes
35:00 <beehhh> Extra for fantasy 
36:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Norell is very beautiful
36:00 <b1rd> Hellfury and her family love to destroy peoples lives
36:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> beehhh: shows photo
37:00 <beehhh> Tru blu
37:00 <HellFury> crossing the line now cut it out
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38:00 <beehhh> Its cut already luv
41:00 <beehhh> Bird
42:00 <beehhh> I txt norell not reply must be with another guy
51:00 <b1rd> Wb
52:00 <beehhh> Its ok to fap over ya sister 
52:00 <b1rd> Yea i fukd my sister 
52:00 <beehhh> Same then my parents cut my knob
52:00 <b1rd> Lol
53:00 <beehhh> Not joke
53:00 <b1rd> Ye 
53:00 <b1rd> Same
53:00 <beehhh> I had a terrible past every where
54:00 <b1rd> I love fkn my relatives 
54:00 <beehhh> My ex told me I can't fuck n she left with my money 
55:00 <beehhh> The divorce cost me a country 
55:00 <b1rd> My ex loose
55:00 <b1rd> Bad root
55:00 <beehhh> Norell understand shes not into sex like hellfury
57:00 <b1rd> Hellfury cums like a train
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58:00 <beehhh> Thick or watery cum
58:00 <b1rd> Like glue 
58:00 <beehhh> Like gushing squirt or fauna squirt
58:00 <b1rd> Ye
58:00 <b1rd> Lol
58:00 <beehhh> Does she come having anal too?
59:00 <b1rd> Yes
59:00 <beehhh> Chris
59:00 <beehhh> Andrew
00:00 <Thor> keep the chat clean mortals
00:00 <Thor> it is Jesus's birthday afterall
01:00 <Moonie> He's apparently 2018 years old, he'd have a heart-attack.
01:00 <beehhh> True
01:00 <beehhh> Respect the food 
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05:00 <beehhh> Bird probably is an atheist like myself
06:00 <kookaburra> 🙏🏼🙏🏾🙏🏼🙏🏻🙏🏽
07:00 <HellFury> ooo cockaburra
08:00 <Thor> kookaburra doesn't need no kwik e mart
10:00 <HellFury> he needs a ladyboy mart
12:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No
16:20 <gecko> Gonna go TV shopping :) get a Sony android one
16:27 <gecko> 4k
16:34 <gecko> With Netflix!
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30:06 <nigel> I’m here
30:10 <nigel> I know
30:19 <nigel> Exciting times
31:34 <nigel> You’re all gonna die eventually
31:42 <nigel> Ever think about that?
32:19 <nigel> You can’t take your stuff with you when you go
32:41 <gecko> I can
32:42 <nigel> Merry Christmas
33:17 <nigel> Yes you can
33:31 <nigel> So get as many of my bitcoins as you can
34:02 <nigel> I’m selling cheap
34:48 <nigel> 15,000 per coin only
34:58 <nigel> It’s a fork though
35:18 <nigel> Niggoin I call it
35:44 <nigel> It’s a Cryptocurrency
35:51 <gecko> No shit
35:59 <nigel> Srsly
36:09 * gecko yawns
36:52 <nigel> Are you bored?
38:31 <nigel> Are you not entertained?
38:43 <nigel> :|
40:58 <nigel> I’m looking for casual sex
41:29 <nigel> No soliciting ban?
41:47 <nigel> Man
42:01 <nigel> Place is deadpandadolls
42:42 <nigel> Great nick
45:16 <nigel> I z u brk mm eye kod
47:01 <nigel> I hv dik pks
47:32 <nigel> Msgme
47:38 <nigel> ;)
48:31 * Moonie yawns
48:42 <nigel> Also?
49:14 <nigel> Moonie:
49:26 <Moonie> nigel:
50:16 <nigel> Tell me about yourself. Do you have a vulva?
50:40 <nigel> Sorry, I meant VOLVO
50:51 <Moonie> I'm sure ya did, git.
50:58 <nigel> Hehehe
51:32 <nigel> Did that make you just a tiny bit laugh?
51:43 <Moonie> Not in the slightest.
51:52 <nigel> Geez
52:35 <nigel> What for a bitter human being are you?
53:05 <nigel> That was a top joke
53:11 <Moonie> One that doesn't find fuckwits funny.
53:39 <nigel> Fuckwit *tsk*
54:16 <nigel> I’m hurt
54:27 <nigel> Really
54:45 <nigel> Here I was, being friendly
54:57 <nigel> And you call me fuckwit
56:18 <nigel> Well, you’re a bit of a fuckwit yourself.
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57:47 <nigel> I’m going to go ahead and assume your life sucks balls.
58:18 <nigel> Dazzol
59:13 <nigel> Can I call you Dazza?
00:30 <nigel> Das
00:40 <nigel> Or Daz
01:27 <nigel> :/
02:48 <nigel> Ahhhhhhhhhhh Fjord
04:05 <nigel> Good for lunch I gotta was here for you yesterday and the kids and the girls and the little girls were doing well I think we were doing well I guess that’s what we were doing with them and they were just glad
04:31 <nigel> My autocorrect is obsessed with little girls
04:38 <nigel> Weird
05:15 <nigel> Kinda looks like a Trump speech
06:05 <nigel> The world is a vampirrreeee
10:12 * Sutekh slaps nigel around a bit with a large trout
11:20 <nigel> Thank you
11:32 <nigel> How long it’s been!
11:43 <Sutekh> Good...How are u champ?
11:52 <Sutekh> longgggggg time
12:19 <nigel> Champ?
12:21 <Sutekh> how is that gorgeous wife of urs
12:41 <nigel> Oh, she’s good.
13:01 <nigel> And Sharon and the kids?
13:09 <nigel> Still golfing?
13:14 <Sutekh> yup
14:22 <nigel> Man.
14:44 <Sutekh> what else would they do
14:51 <nigel> So, like, are you still secretly gay then?
15:12 <Sutekh> yeah
15:23 <Sutekh> well not on here
15:25 <nigel> Man.
15:39 <Sutekh> everyone knows im a tranny on here
16:06 <nigel> Trannies are hot
16:16 * Exo slaps nigel around a bit with a large trout
16:19 <+Exo> morning gangstars
16:26 <Sutekh> hey Exo :D
16:44 <Sutekh> nigel, IRC is where we can all be our true selves
16:58 <Sutekh> no need to try and impress anyone, i like it
17:00 <nigel> Gangstas ain’t it?
17:21 <nigel> I dress as a woman on here.
17:28 <Sutekh> people accept me on here for being a homless tranny who eats cat food
17:30 <nigel> But I’m comfortable
18:10 <nigel> Exo
18:28 <nigel> What’s that short for?
19:13 <b1rd> Lol
19:55 <nigel> b1rd: how are ya man?
20:01 <Sutekh> nigel, meet b1rd.. b1rd is a good man
20:11 <nigel> Still a fucking racist?
20:24 <nigel> Oh I know b1rd
20:36 <nigel> He’s a fucking racist
21:07 <nigel> Though I don’t actually care
22:02 <nigel> Just saying is all
22:23 <Sutekh> yeah
22:46 * Exo slaps b1rd around a bit with a large trout
23:02 <+Exo> alienated//[[nigel]]/
23:04 <Sutekh> we are working on b1rds attitude
23:23 <Glenn> Definitely has one :P
23:40 <Sutekh> haha Glenn
23:45 <+Exo> b1rd becomes a scrooge on xmas
23:58 <nigel> In what way?
24:08 <nigel> Does he have money?
24:30 <+Exo> he does alright financially
24:43 <Glenn> He probably earned the highest boots/user yesterday.
24:43 <nigel> You know his finances?
24:49 <nigel> Hehe
25:27 <nigel> Well that’s as good as any cryptocurrency
26:07 <Glenn> The government assists b1rd with his finances.
26:28 <Sutekh> nigel, b1rd tells IRC fibs.. lie he owns a van, dont believe him :D
26:55 <+Exo> loll
27:08 <nigel> So to be a Scrooge, you actually need some of your own dough to not give out
27:18 <+Exo> yes a van with curtains
27:31 <nigel> Of fancy
28:03 <nigel> You guys have a good Xmas?
28:25 <Glenn> Damned cold, but a good one here.
28:46 <nigel> Where are you Glenn?
28:54 <Glenn> At home :)
29:04 <nigel> In which land?
29:22 <Glenn> I'm a bit north of you.
29:37 <nigel> Like Norway?
29:43 <nigel> Sweden?
30:02 <Glenn> JiangNing, JiangSu Province.
30:22 <nigel> Oh. Well that’s not north of me
30:30 <nigel> That’s east of me
30:32 <Glenn> Oh?
30:53 <nigel> Switzerland here
31:40 <Sutekh> nigel eats alot of cheese and drinks alot of milk
32:04 <nigel> Jawohl
32:33 <nigel> I have 3 cows
33:06 <b1rd> At nude beach
33:07 <Glenn> Probably about the same latitude.
33:12 <nigel> And I make my own cheese
33:18 <b1rd> About tan me bum dik balls
33:35 <nigel> Yes, but less oppressed
33:41 <nigel> :D
33:49 <Glenn> It's not that bad!
34:55 <nigel> You know they’re watching you right now
35:16 <b1rd> Eat pear
35:26 <b1rd> Then strip off
35:30 <nigel> And they see it when you tug the ol’ todger
35:45 <b1rd> Tannin bro
36:31 <b1rd> Ye had a good tug last night
36:44 <nigel> Good for you
36:47 <b1rd> Ty
36:58 <Glenn> Big Brother watches everyone, almost everywhere. But who watches the watchers?
36:58 <nigel> I fucked my wife
37:25 <b1rd> Some fat bolted down guy in airforce
37:37 * nigel whispers ‘not really’
37:54 <b1rd> Dw i know him
37:59 <b1rd> I got no weapons of mass ass destruction
38:03 <nigel> Glenn, they know what you beat your meat to.
38:26 <nigel> It’s disconcerting
38:52 <b1rd> Above average yea
38:58 <nigel> Get outta there man!
39:19 <nigel> Unless you’re actually Chinese
39:35 <nigel> In which case, just carry on
39:52 <b1rd> Na all good
40:04 <b1rd> Mobile service not so good
40:12 <nigel> Are you breaking the law being on irc?
41:38 Join: HellFury ([email protected]) to #sydney
41:38 Quit: HellFury ([email protected]) Changing hosts
41:49 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o HellFury
42:01 <+Exo> morning Fury
42:11 <HellFury> morning Exo
42:18 <b1rd> Glenn wat u beat off to.
42:23 <b1rd> ?
42:34 <b1rd> Hellfury i at nude beach
42:36 <nigel> XD
42:40 <b1rd> Brb get organised me bag
42:41 <lx>  Not too long now b1rd...
42:50 <+Exo> i beat off to vintage porn
43:07 <+Exo> that's my go to thing
43:38 <nigel> Mine is whatever I can get for free on PH
44:16 <HellFury> i bet you are
44:20 <+Exo> softcore doesn't stimulate enough arousal
44:21 <HellFury> don't scare the women
44:42 <Sutekh> morning HellFury :D
45:00 <nigel> There are no women here
45:08 <Glenn> 'morning Sutekh and HellFury
45:10 <Sutekh> nigel, im hre
45:16 <Sutekh> hey Glenn :D
45:17 <nigel> Oh
45:27 <HellFury> morning Glenn
45:32 <Sutekh> isnt a 1/2 women good enough for u bro?
45:40 <HellFury> waiting for teenager to wake up so i can take him to Kmart
45:53 <nigel> Well what’s a tranny into?
46:12 <HellFury> ask kookaburra when they come on
46:19 <Sutekh> well, i love shoes
46:38 <nigel> Kmart? Srsly?
46:42 <HellFury> hes 15
46:43 <HellFury> and yes
46:54 <Sutekh> very high heels
46:55 <HellFury> i have a teenage nephew into nerf guns
47:03 <+Exo> wait til kookaburra comes flying in on his magic carpet
47:12 <Sutekh> and i love my makeup and selfe stick
47:33 <nigel> Suketh, I thunk we should hook up.
47:43 <HellFury> actually all 3 kids (2 of which aren't here) love nerf guns
47:54 <nigel> As they say in NZ
48:01 <HellFury> stupid cold sore pissin me off
48:08 <nigel> Gross
48:32 <HellFury> been 8 yrs since i had one
48:34 <nigel> The cold sore I mean
48:43 <Sutekh> nigel, im up for it
48:47 <HellFury> so its not like i get them all the time
48:52 <nigel> Not you Sutekh
48:59 <nigel> You fine
49:22 <nigel> It’s how you got it
49:41 <HellFury> i got it when i was 10
49:49 <HellFury> hanging around someone who got them
49:51 <nigel> Ohh
50:15 <Sutekh> nigel, what colour lippy do u prefer, personally i like the nude shades?
50:17 <HellFury> her and sister got bad cold sores and i happened to be in the same room as them one day and yeah they had bad ones
50:35 <nigel> Nude lippy?
51:12 <Sutekh> ohh clearly u dont know girlie stuffs
51:13 <nigel> Wait...
51:32 <nigel> How cold sores aren’t airborne
52:00 <Sutekh> nigel, consult with ur wife re: lip sticks
52:17 <nigel> Sutekh: I don’t pay attention
52:50 <HellFury> room = contaminated = pillows toys whatever they touch
52:51 <nigel> Treat em mean, keep em keen
53:03 <nigel> Ohhhh
53:54 <Sutekh> nigel, to be a true intellectual like me, u gotta have worldly knowledge ;p
53:56 <nigel> Mental note, keep kids away from cold sore kids
54:37 Part: b1rd ([email protected]) from #sydney
55:23 <Sutekh> im hoping ur knowledge is better on Gstrings
55:51 <nigel> G strings, yes
55:54 <nigel> No
57:51 <nigel> *sigh*
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59:55 <nigel> Soooooo
00:14 <b1rd> Naked on beach
00:25 <nigel> Really
00:27 <b1rd> Who wanna come laugh
00:29 <b1rd> Ye
01:07 <Sutekh> b1rd, dont get sand up ur anus today, ok champ?
01:11 <b1rd> Mostly old guys tanning and clothed women pervin
01:20 <b1rd> Na i got towel
01:26 <b1rd> This time
01:27 <Sutekh> good
01:31 <b1rd> Ye
01:39 <nigel> Look, a secret that they don’t tell you... if you beat off with a fistful of sand it’s like pussy.
01:42 <nigel> Try it
01:48 <+Exo> remember to slip slop slap son
01:52 <b1rd> Lol
02:04 <b1rd> Ye i put sunscreen on face
02:08 <b1rd> Got hat on too
02:36 <+Exo> no wayfarer sunglasses?
02:51 <b1rd> Na sunnies r for junkies
02:59 <b1rd> Who cant stand daylight
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03:29 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o e|f
03:34 <b1rd> Hi elf im on nude beach tanning nude
03:48 <+Exo> morning e|fy
03:52 <Sutekh> some guy in a red suit broke into my house last night
04:01 <e|f> hi everyone :)
04:04 <+Exo> are you sure it's a nude beach
04:07 <b1rd> Lol
04:09 <e|f> happy christmas for yesterday
04:10 <+Exo> how was your xmas e|f?
04:21 <+Exo> yeah mate, to you too
04:22 <b1rd> Homeless guy dressed as santa doin a burg
04:44 <b1rd> Merry xmas elf
04:54 <b1rd> Happy boxin day
04:57 <Sutekh> morning e|f
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05:14 <nigel> Lo
05:21 <e|f> xmas was pretty good
05:24 <e|f> quiet one here
05:29 <Sutekh> b1rd, i got him good with my taser
05:35 <b1rd> Lol
05:50 <b1rd> Get a shag elf?
07:14 <e|f> lol
07:18 <e|f> bbiab
07:44 <b1rd> Ok gomna tan
07:45 <b1rd> Bbs
07:45 <lx>  ...so quiet now b1rd...
08:13 <nigel> Oh please
08:26 <Sutekh> good topic Exo, lets all donate $1 to b1rd so he can buy a decent pair of swimmers
09:00 <nigel> Then he’d have like 3 bucks
09:07 <+Exo> yea, we could always start a canned food drive
09:19 <+Exo> i got some spam ham and creamed corn
09:27 <HellFury> haha
09:43 <+Exo> nigel do you prefer tuna in olive oil or spring water?
10:04 <nigel> Oil
10:12 <+Exo> A 'Christmas Box' in Britain is a name for a Christmas present. Boxing Day was traditionally a day off for servants and the day when they received a 'Christmas Box' from the master. The servants would also go home on Boxing Day to give 'Christmas Boxes' to their families.
10:20 <+Exo> Happy peasants day!!
10:32 <Sutekh> and we need to increase the newstart allowance by at least $1000 a week
10:47 <nigel> I agree
11:04 <e|f> well Sutekh, if the Greens ever get into power, we might see that happen
11:09 <nigel> But only because I don’t pay tax in Oz
11:23 <+Exo> we need a $5000 a person stimulus package from ScoMo
12:12 <Moonie> Great idea Exo..
12:15 <Sutekh> e|f, i reccon if that happened, id try harder to get sacked ;p very hard to get the boot when ur a hard working public servant like me :D
12:31 <e|f> lol yeah
12:46 <e|f> i've worked for the public service before so i know what you mean
13:28 <+Exo> need to put those people on work for the dole on doing something useful. I have a few gutters that need cleaning and fences to be painted
13:45 <nigel> God public service...
13:46 <Sutekh> seriously im flat out inbetwweem donut breaks
14:03 <b1rd> Tannin bum now
14:06 <nigel> I couldn’t stand the shitty pay
14:40 <e|f> base wage for a low-tier public servant now would be at least $50,000 per annum
14:48 <e|f> pretty good but depends on how you want to look at it
14:49 <nigel> Pfft
14:53 <+Exo> are you gonna flash someone a fruitbowl b1rd?
15:11 <nigel> I’m on like 160k
15:17 <Sutekh> 50K, people work for such a low wage, fcking disgrace !
15:26 <+Exo> sure you are nigel
15:40 <e|f> well an APS1 public servant would get about that now
15:41 <nigel> Sure, I’m a VP
15:50 <e|f> but such a job would be so simplistic
16:12 <e|f> do you know how to scan documents, write basic emails?
16:20 <e|f> that would probably be the extent of the job
16:22 <+Exo> how much do corrupt public servants make
16:28 <e|f> lol
17:05 <nigel> I pity you low earners
17:10 <Moonie> Probably 2-3 packs of cigarettes a week, depending on how they put out..
17:47 <e|f> i found my job at the public service very easy and very boring
18:04 <e|f> but, whatever
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18:11 <e|f> different strokes for different folks
18:16 <Sutekh> e|f, every organisation needs some peckers at the bottom, who else can we bully?
18:21 <e|f> lol
19:24 <e|f> private sector is very different
19:35 <e|f> different animal altogether
19:52 <Sutekh> i cant ask the regional manager or CEO to suck my dick, so ... yeah
19:53 <nigel> Nah, just better paid
20:07 <e|f> depends on what you do, nigel
20:23 <nigel> I don’t do much personally
20:33 <e|f> what do you do?
20:43 <nigel> Manage a team
20:49 <nigel> Of 10
20:56 <e|f> ok, cool
20:58 <nigel> But they do all the work
21:03 <e|f> yeah
21:06 <nigel> So yeah
21:08 <e|f> do you have a university degree?
21:14 <nigel> Sure
21:20 <e|f> good on you
21:29 <nigel> Do you?
21:35 <e|f> no
21:42 <nigel> Ohhhhhh
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22:00 <nigel> Then you don’t know “stuff”
22:14 <e|f> lol yeah
22:31 <e|f> there is a lot that i don't know
22:35 * e|f solemnly agrees
23:02 <nigel> You know the most important thing about getting ahead?
23:10 <e|f> tell me
23:24 <nigel> Getting everyone else to quit :D
23:28 <e|f> lol
23:33 * HellFury looks in takes her morning meds and wanders out door
23:49 <nigel> It’s surprisingly easy
24:18 <Sutekh> HellFury's day starts early
24:33 <HellFury> mostly
24:35 <e|f> i would say the smart people know how to adapt and change in this world
24:44 <e|f> university degrees are only so useful
24:48 <HellFury> kid wants to go to Kmart i have to go get him
24:48 <Moonie> Hey Hellfury..
24:51 <e|f> a lot of fuckwits have them
24:55 <e|f> hi HellFury :)
24:55 <HellFury> moonie
25:02 <HellFury> heya e|lf
25:10 <e|f> happy christmas for yesterday :D
25:14 <HellFury> anyone want a cat
25:19 <HellFury> shes orange and annoying
25:24 <HellFury> ta and to you
25:28 <Sutekh> e|f, u like dudes like Darwin hey
25:31 <Moonie> hahaha Won't leave you alone, Hellfury?
25:40 <e|f> Sutekh, lol
25:43 <HellFury> shes head butting and clingy
25:52 <nigel> Pfft, spend your day showing support for your boss while quietly fucking him over...
26:04 <nigel> You’ll be in that seat in no time
26:09 <Sutekh> darwin the fckn infidel ;p
26:17 <HellFury> i fed her already so shes not hungry she wants pats
26:48 <Moonie> I'd give her pats for you if I could.
27:05 <HellFury> i don't mind it but the fact my arms are burnt
27:15 <Moonie> Ouch..
27:17 <HellFury> and she rubs along em its annoying
27:17 <nigel> You should really look after your children’s emotional needs HellFury
27:27 <HellFury> its a feline
27:29 <HellFury> aka cat
27:31 <HellFury> no kids
27:39 <HellFury> and she got a shit load of pats at 7 am
27:44 <HellFury> she just wants more
27:44 <nigel> Oh
28:32 <HellFury> pay attention to the part where i said anyone want a cat
28:33 <e|f> lol
28:42 <e|f> :p
28:51 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/jCwIRjj
28:53 <HellFury> one of these
29:02 <HellFury> and she has just moved
29:08 <HellFury> so my turn too
29:17 <e|f> HellFury has an arsenal of memes at her disposal for all occassions
29:29 <HellFury> or i have that one
29:33 <HellFury> coz she mostly does that
29:52 <e|f> lol yeah
29:54 <e|f> nice cat
30:06 <Sutekh> got a black cat HellFury?
31:09 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/V0iRBjU
31:15 <HellFury> Pixie yep
31:23 <HellFury> Sara bugged me so i went and got her food
31:26 <HellFury> lol lil shit wanted more
31:48 * HellFury does the nose blowing air out emoticon
31:51 <Sutekh> nice, i need a black cat to help me with my spells etc
32:26 <HellFury> shes all yours
32:32 <HellFury> just feed her geckos
33:05 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
33:10 <HellFury> pat wants to go bargain hunting
33:11 <HellFury> bbs
33:12 <lx>  The channel will be quiet without you HellFury...
33:21 <e|f> hb
34:21 <Sutekh> lol
34:28 <HellFury> ta couch and bed frame hunting
34:37 <HellFury> the old couch we have is almost kaput
34:42 <HellFury> and bed frame well
35:04 <HellFury> hes had them both over well 10-12 yrs
35:57 <nigel> Kaput...
36:00 <b1rd> Ho ho ho
36:00 <b1rd> Dirty ho
36:21 <nigel> Kaputte
36:48 <nigel> Kaputtkriegst
36:53 <HellFury> yeah
37:00 <b1rd> The cunts park next to me move coz smell my piss
37:00 <b1rd> Afghanis lol
37:00 <Exo> where u at b1rd
37:07 <HellFury> has rips from when coppers cut into it and collapsed in middle
37:17 <e|f> it's all that farting that broke the furniture
37:17 * HellFury perks eyebrow at nigel and walks out door
37:19 <e|f> :D
37:27 <HellFury> nah i sued to sit on it and it just sunk in
37:32 <e|f> lol yeah
37:34 <HellFury> oh and his ex was fatter than me
37:38 <e|f> well, good luck with it
37:39 <HellFury> so she also broke it
37:44 <e|f> i hope you find some bargains
37:52 <HellFury> me too
37:54 <nigel> At Kmart
38:00 <b1rd> And they piss in bush lol
38:00 <b1rd> I parked up
38:01 <HellFury> nope
38:07 <HellFury> going to super amart
38:10 <HellFury> kids still asleep
38:19 <nigel> My god
38:34 <nigel> Go to Ikea
38:41 <nigel> At least that
38:43 <HellFury> nope
38:53 <HellFury> he refuses to get anything thats furniture from Ikea
38:55 <HellFury> anyway
38:57 <HellFury> back later
38:59 <e|f> boxing day sales might prove fruitful
39:05 <e|f> never know
39:15 <e|f> k, ttyl
39:35 <nigel> Super amart... just... no
40:00 <b1rd> Or maybe turks hard to know 
40:00 <b1rd> But look afghani
40:25 <nigel> Time to sleep I think
40:45 <Sutekh> whats the time there nigel?
41:20 <nigel> 12:43
41:33 <nigel> AM
41:46 <Sutekh> damn, u need to pop in about 12 hours from now
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42:00 <Exo> must be beehhh's boys
42:04 <Sutekh> thats when all the nutters are lined up here ;p
42:25 <nigel> So y’know... tschüss!
42:58 <Sutekh> unless ur unfortunate enough to have a job
43:00 <b1rd> Lol
43:00 <Exo> no shop open today aye 
43:00 <b1rd> Ye
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43:23 <e|f> auf weidersehn
43:25 <e|f> i guess
43:27 <e|f> >_>
43:47 <Sutekh> haha
44:00 <b1rd> Gay
44:47 <Glenn> Doubt it...
46:00 <b1rd> Is ok tho coz i recovery from sunburn
46:00 <b1rd> Cant tan too hard
46:00 <Exo> drive to the indian market pick up some  papadums and biryani
46:23 * e|f is sipping on his morning coffee
47:00 * Exo sips his green tea
47:00 <Exo> was too hot to sunbathe yesterday 
47:12 <+Exo> oats for breakfast
47:13 <+Exo> yuck
47:26 <e|f> both are good for you
47:33 <e|f> but arguably "yuck" too
48:08 <+Exo> yep, most foods that are not good for you don't taste the best
48:16 * e|f nods
48:44 * Moonie sips his coffee..
48:59 <+Exo> anyone going out for boxing day shopping today?
49:34 <Moonie> Probably not.. If I do, I'll only spend money on stuff I don't need.
50:24 <Moonie> How about you, Exo?
50:50 <+Exo> lol yeah your right Moonie
51:18 <+Exo> i did want to go check out some things but don't like shopping when it's too crowded
51:59 <Moonie> I like to go sit and have coffee when it's crowded and just watch people be stupid.
52:19 <e|f> i suppose you could put raw organic honey in green tea to make it taste a bit better
53:47 <+Exo> haha, even finding a parking spot can be a challenge though
53:53 <Moonie> Of course it's also good in Summer because the women are usually wearing less.
54:01 <+Exo> yeh e|f, sometimes i put some manuka honey into the oats
54:10 <e|f> nice :D
54:56 <+Exo> haha yeah man
55:23 <+Exo> moving out of the leggings season
55:37 <e|f> the beach is always good for a casual women-perving session
55:52 <Moonie> Yeah, but I'm allergic to sunlight.
56:01 <e|f> :o
56:32 <+Exo> yep, the beach and the gym
56:36 <+Exo> when a hottie walks in
56:40 <+Exo> testosterone increases by 200%
56:47 <e|f> everyone lifts, right?
56:51 <e|f> in a number of ways
57:01 <e|f> :D
57:04 <Moonie> ... and you hear a huge inhalation as everyone sucks their gut in haha
57:28 <+Exo> everyone jumps on the heaviest weights
57:33 <+Exo> hahaha
57:53 <+Exo> there's a creeper or two there you will always see there for hours but barely work out
57:59 <+Exo> wonder what those guys are there for aye
58:25 <e|f> lol
58:48 <e|f> exercise the eye muscles, maybe
58:59 <Moonie> When you're finished with the weights you're working on, set it for an extra 3 or 4 on what you were using then walk away.
59:07 <+Exo> putting ideas into b1rds head now
59:21 <Moonie> He's probably way ahead of you Exo.
59:40 <e|f> spray the equipment with water
59:45 <+Exo> knowing him, he would join the body bump/attack classes
59:49 <e|f> so it looks like someone's sweat their guts out on them
00:01 <+Exo> hahaha
00:31 <Moonie> body bump is a class?
00:50 <+Exo> all the hotties got their headphones on, pretty much an indirect 'Do Not DISTURB' sign
01:03 <+Exo> oops pump i meant
01:10 <Moonie> haha
01:16 <+Exo> body bump doesn't sound that bad though haha
01:28 <Moonie> It sounds pretty good, I was about to sign up.
01:58 <+Exo> walk around a room trying to bump others over
02:02 <+Exo> last man standing
05:27 <e|f> lol
06:00 <Exo> good arvo anthony
06:00 <Exo> merry xmas to you mate
07:00 <SkyFire> tx
07:00 <SkyFire> spent last night in hospital after having a fall in the kitchen
07:12 <+Exo> https://au.yahoo.com/lifestyle/father-defends-stealing-sons-girlfriend-021356610.html
08:10 <e|f> any new year's resolutions, Exo ?
09:22 <Moonie> To steal your son's girlfriend perhaps?
09:44 <+Exo> haha
09:57 <+Exo> haven't really thought about it yet e|f
10:00 <e|f> mine are fairly straightforward
10:03 <+Exo> just want to get healthier and fitter
10:06 <e|f> quit smoking and drinking
10:16 <+Exo> you a heavy smoker?
10:24 <e|f> was, yeah
10:33 <Moonie> bbl..
10:34 <lx>  hb Moonie...
10:51 <+Exo> very tough but i hope you achieve it
10:59 <e|f> thx
11:00 <+Exo> drinking is alright in moderation
11:15 <e|f> yea
11:30 <+Exo> i only drink on occasions like bdays etc
12:30 <e|f> buy a bottle of dom perignon and put it away for a special occassion
12:39 <e|f> keep it refridgerated though
13:21 <e|f> i think the guys at louis vuitton own the company that makes dom now
13:47 <e|f> high end fashion, liquor etc
13:49 <e|f> brb
13:49 <lx>  ciao for now e|f...
13:59 <+Exo> oh yeh looks like they are own by LVMH
14:00 <Exo> ouch dude
14:00 <Exo> u alright?
15:00 <SkyFire> yeah - mostly
15:00 <SkyFire> hve a dull ache now
16:00 <Exo> rest up and get better 
16:00 <SkyFire> I am
17:00 <SkyFire> not totally sure how it happend - right leg shot out forwards from under me and I sat down fairly hard
17:00 <SkyFire> think maybe stepped on a bit of leaf from some celery. (or something)
18:31 <e|f> lol yeah
28:00 <b1rd> Quick piss
28:00 <b1rd> Brb
28:00 <lx> 1 That was a quick visit1 b1rd...
28:36 Part: dazzo1 ([email protected]) from #sydney
33:00 <b1rd> Bak
36:00 <b1rd> Was a nice piss
38:00 <b1rd> Sup? 
38:00 <b1rd> Might go buy ice cream later
40:32 <b1rd> Coppin nice sun on ass
40:37 <b1rd> Bbl
40:37 <lx>  Bye for now b1rd...
40:49 <b1rd> Go get lunch in hour roughly
41:07 <b1rd> Maybe cruise around on pushbike
41:20 <b1rd> Walk n a wash in beach
41:47 <e|f> sounds good
41:56 <b1rd> Ye
42:12 <b1rd> Wat i get for lunches
42:18 <e|f> breathe some of that nice salt air in
42:25 * e|f thinks
42:49 <e|f> get a sweet chili chicken wrap with salad
42:56 <b1rd> Maybe watermelon make more better errection
42:56 <b1rd> ?
43:00 <e|f> lol
43:19 <e|f> don't know about that
45:40 <e|f> i went for a walk, had some salmon and a few glasses of water
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00:14 <b1rd> Nice elf bro
00:28 <e|f> :D
02:00 <Exo> yeah must have slipped on something 
03:00 <couleurs> ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
04:00 <Exo> merry xmas 4couleurs
04:00 <couleurs> MeRRy XMaS 2 u 2
16:22 <b1rd> Ok gunna move
16:52 <e|f> kk
16:52 <b1rd> Wow smell the cocaine off him a mile away
17:11 <e|f> lol
17:17 <b1rd> He here to show off cocaine dik
17:30 <b1rd> Not for tan
18:53 <b1rd> K gunna go get lunch novelty worn off
19:07 <e|f> kk
19:15 <b1rd> But ill b bak here to tan bum again sometime
22:18 <e|f> lol
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32:07 <e|f> my ping to this server is generally wonderful
32:09 <e|f> <3
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04:55 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
05:17 <Cath^> very deep and meaningful Exo
05:27 * e|f flexes his forearms
05:57 <Cath^> hey e|fy ;p
06:02 <e|f> :D
06:08 <Cath^> i have taught you well lol
06:12 <e|f> haha
06:13 <e|f> yep
06:25 <Cath^> good good
06:34 <e|f> i take it you had a good xmas
06:46 <Cath^> i did...and you?
06:51 <e|f> yep
06:57 <e|f> we had lobster tails for lunch
07:05 <Cath^> oh noms
07:10 <e|f> yep
07:30 <Cath^> i was up your way xmas eve
07:36 <e|f> :o
09:40 <Cath^> are you wining?
10:01 <e|f> huh?
10:05 <Cath^> wine
10:10 <e|f> nah
10:23 <e|f> new years resolution is to give that up and smokes
10:28 <e|f> i'm starting early
10:34 <Cath^> oh ok cool
11:05 <Cath^> on the straight and narrow eh
11:11 <e|f> lol yep
11:44 * Cath^ guides e|f to the angel's corner
11:53 <e|f> ^_^
12:00 <Cath^> you better adjust your halo ;p
12:08 * e|f adjusts his halo
12:18 <Cath^> lol
12:26 <Cath^> !ttop10
12:28 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. nigel(697) 2. Exo(544) 3. Sutekh(518) 4. e|f(510) 5. HellFury(462) 6. SED_guy(265) 7. b1rd(236) 8. Moonie(181) 9. Cath^(125) 10. President_Trump(90)
13:09 <Cath^> i best start chatting before Jim gets here
13:32 <Cath^> who's nigel?
13:44 <e|f> guy from germany maybe
13:49 <e|f> was on earlier
14:25 <e|f> weird timezone so maybe europe or something like that
15:43 <Cath^> kk
17:53 * Cath^ prods Exo
23:56 <gecko> Hello :)
24:10 <e|f> sup :D
25:00 <Cath^> hi gecko
25:02 <gecko> Just relaxing e|f, what about you?
25:05 <gecko> Hey Cath^
25:14 <e|f> same, just messing around with my laptop
25:22 <gecko> Is it broken?
25:34 <e|f> just doing general maintenance on it
25:51 <gecko> Fun! Is it all in pieces?
25:58 <e|f> nah
26:04 <e|f> software stuff
26:32 <e|f> did you have a good xmas ?
27:47 <gecko> It was okay. Just another day really. Mum did get me a couple of things, hair dryer and a tv unit. So I guess now i have to buy a TV or something
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29:54 <e|f> cool
31:01 <British^Meat> Hi, Bonny, Bonny are you there?
31:07 <British^Meat> Bonny i have a word?
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55:00 <Kezzie> ^bozoJim 9 Merry 4 Xmas 9 have a 4 safe and 9 merry one
55:23 Nick: Jack is now known as HuckleberryFinn
58:00 <^bozoJim> hugs Kezzie my irc wifey you too
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20:09 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [3h47m5s]
43:42 <b1rd> Wb hellfury
44:16 <HellFury> ty
44:35 <b1rd> Yw
52:21 <b1rd> Wat doin
55:16 <HellFury> bored and couch hunting
55:33 <b1rd> Aww
59:22 <Cath^> hi b1rdface
59:34 <Cath^> hi Hell
00:29 <b1rd> Hiya
00:41 <b1rd> https://imgur.com/a/bBVz0mm
02:23 <b1rd> Third leg
02:37 <b1rd> Kustom
04:06 <Cath^> wtf
04:12 <b1rd> Lol
04:25 <e|f> lol
04:33 <e|f> definitely not a forearm pic
04:38 <b1rd> Had a wank on beach
04:45 <Cath^> is that supposed to impress me?
04:46 <b1rd> Fully kustomized
05:20 <b1rd> No hun its standard to upload diks
05:34 <Cath^> upload forearms ffs
05:41 <b1rd> Dont flatter urself cath its for everyone to enjoy
05:49 <HellFury> hey cath
05:51 <b1rd> They big too
05:56 <Cath^> go on
06:10 <Cath^> lol @ big too
06:17 <b1rd> Ye
06:21 <HellFury> looks small
06:42 * HellFury bleaches eyes
07:04 <b1rd> My legs are taller than u
07:50 <Cath^> b1rd..forearm pic
07:55 <b1rd> Y
07:56 <HellFury> and my tits are bigger than that limp little thing
08:14 <b1rd> Hun ur mad pats doesn't work
08:24 <b1rd> Dont hate a player
08:32 <HellFury> really? is that why it just did and i got some?
08:41 <HellFury> keep trying b1rd your dick is for the women who won't fuck ya
08:48 * HellFury smiles sweetly
08:59 <SED_guy> i cupped my balls last night about 4-6 hours they feeling much better now doing heaps lately
09:10 <b1rd> Ur tits r super jumbo sized kustom units
09:12 <Cath^> lol
09:21 <HellFury> thats good to know... not
09:29 <b1rd> I had big tits i prefer meth titties
09:43 <Cath^> next
09:57 <b1rd> Nice lil juicy meth titties n ass
10:00 <e|f> need some suncreen on that b1rd
10:02 <e|f> lol
10:02 <b1rd> Kustom tight unit
10:06 <b1rd> Lol
10:07 <b1rd> Na
10:11 <b1rd> I tanning it
10:16 <b1rd> Bum atm
10:17 <e|f> lol k
10:20 <b1rd> Wanna see?
10:22 <Cath^> well it's not working
10:24 <e|f> no
10:30 <b1rd> I try get a shot hard tho
10:37 <b1rd> Ok
11:11 <Cath^> write hi Cath in sunscreen ;p
11:18 <Cath^> lololol
11:19 <b1rd> Cath n hellfury mad as coz know im a fully sik custom unit capable of mass ass destruction
11:20 <e|f> haha
11:34 <b1rd> Ok
11:38 <Cath^> hahaha
11:50 <e|f> good suggestion
11:52 <HellFury> write i have a small dick in sunscreen on your pubes
12:10 <Cath^> write it on forearm ;p
12:24 * e|f is thinking he will do it
12:31 <Cath^> hehe
12:50 <SED_guy> been playing a farming game last 7 months constantly planting crops driving a tracker planted bout 9687 crops fukkkoath this shit is kust
12:52 <SED_guy> kustrom
13:05 <e|f> i hope he's at a spot where that kind of tanning is allowed
13:10 <e|f> my guess is probably not
15:00 <b1rd> https://imgur.com/a/gy5sl92
15:47 <b1rd> https://imgur.com/a/E5tIoL1
15:52 <b1rd> Lulz
16:38 <b1rd> Kusssstom kids
17:13 <b1rd> Nearly run out sunscreen
17:20 <b1rd> Unfortunately
17:27 <SED_guy> yaas 4 year old swim toggerz
17:40 <b1rd> Lolol
17:53 <b1rd> They cute ay
18:05 <e|f> b1rd are you at a nudist beach?
18:09 <b1rd> Na
18:12 <e|f> lol
18:16 <Cath^> no forearms
18:19 <Cath^> fail
18:22 <b1rd> Nornal beach wankin
18:38 <b1rd> Forearms r fully kustom
19:07 <b1rd> Too creepy upload my kustom forearms lulz
19:42 <Cath^> creepy lol
20:47 <+Exo> good afternoon Cathay :D
20:48 <Cath^> you're a worry b1rd
20:57 <Cath^> hi Exo
21:13 * Exo slides over hands Cath^ a mojito and sits next to her
21:29 <+Exo> how's the tan going b1rd?
21:38 <Cath^> thanks hotstuff
21:42 <b1rd> Yea good
21:51 <b1rd> Had a wank
22:02 <Cath^> it's not..he's writing my name in the sand
22:26 <+Exo> should i ask further questions lol
22:40 <Cath^> no..just looks at pics
23:14 <b1rd> Bit of sand on me knob
23:33 <b1rd> Not uncomfortable tho yeahhh boii
23:35 <Cath^> o.o
24:10 <HellFury> what knob looks like a strap on with no color
24:32 <+Exo> lol
24:32 <SED_guy> my balls cupping them over last days now my balls fully kustom
24:46 <+Exo> is the water at the beach cold b1rd?
24:51 <b1rd> Impregnate hellfury
24:59 <Cath^> lolololol Exo
25:05 <b1rd> Ye bit cool
25:13 <e|f> yummo
25:16 <+Exo> "i was in the pool!, i was in the pool!"
25:18 <+Exo> costanza
25:19 * e|f just ate some smoked salmon
25:23 <e|f> hi Exo :)
25:30 <+Exo> yo e|f
25:34 <+Exo> salmon again mate? ;p
25:40 <e|f> yeah
25:49 <b1rd> Wash me bum in it soon after din a shit in teh dunes
25:50 <e|f> oh true yeah
25:58 <e|f> i had a tin of salmon earlier today
26:02 <e|f> forgot about that one
26:13 <Cath^> you're a grot b1rd
26:21 <SED_guy> some simple 1-3 letters words to randomchatkunts fukkoath lifesolved
26:24 <b1rd> Big macs or teh heros
26:32 <+Exo> salmon with the crispy skin, delish
26:41 <e|f> i got myself some smoked salmon and some fruit
26:52 <+Exo> oh i see alienated_sed_guy is back
26:59 <SED_guy> fukkkoath i love you randomchatkunt
27:02 <HellFury> no thanks you can keep that strap on away from me
27:03 <b1rd> Gonna order eleven big macs n way home later
27:08 <+Exo> healthy eating there
27:10 <+Exo> good stuff
27:14 <b1rd> Lol
27:24 <b1rd> Nok babies into her
27:29 <e|f> lol
28:19 <+Exo> what size raincoat would you need b1rd
28:28 <SED_guy> my next door neighbors dog gives off this smell makes me horny as fuk wanna fuk its ass hard
28:35 <b1rd> Xxxl bro always xxxxl
28:44 <b1rd> Lololol
28:44 <HellFury> you should keep that strap on this this
28:51 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/QoxJqI3
28:55 <HellFury> in
29:16 <b1rd> Ur in hellfury
29:25 <HellFury> yeah no thanks
29:30 <HellFury> i don't fuck idiots off irc
29:30 <+Exo> https://imgur.com/a/NyfGUlb
29:35 <e|f> lol
29:51 <b1rd> Yea sure lol
30:08 <b1rd> Where u meet em then fecal book?
30:22 <HellFury> !b1rd, exo its b1rd
30:33 <+Exo> LoL
30:36 <b1rd> Kussstom
30:50 * e|f shakes his head
31:02 <Cath^> b1rd...
31:05 <Cath^> bye
31:09 <b1rd> Quick sip got the thirst of thirteen vikimgs
31:12 <b1rd> Vikings
31:14 <SED_guy> glenn is silencing people pressing random keys ... i think hes fuking his favorite kid at the moment
31:26 <b1rd> Loooool
31:37 <b1rd> U righton the money
31:52 <+Exo> keep that talk out of the channel SED_gay
32:06 <b1rd> Not u too exo
32:16 <SED_guy> oh really? thats weird ok ill try be more kustom
32:22 <+Exo> good boy
32:27 <HellFury> or don't even try
32:35 <+Exo> don;t want to use Mjölnir again
32:56 <Cath^> kustom yourselves outta here
33:32 <HellFury> lol
34:09 <SED_guy> look at this chatkunt we are kustom
34:23 <HellFury> why do you call people in here chatkunts
35:13 <SED_guy> wait ill get labotomized get half my brain chopped in half and get back to you ASAP
35:20 <+Exo> trying to be pong the second
36:03 <Cath^> learn to spell
36:16 <+Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB-RcX5DS5A
36:19 <b1rd> Cant understand these chatcunts maybe blow my head off with shotgun should help
36:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Coldplay - The Scientist (May 27, 2011) Length: 4:25 - Category: Music - 633,400,205 views - likes (97.2%), 76,623 dislikes (2.8%)
36:21 <HellFury> yeah i reckon exo
38:22 <e|f> https://www.sbs.com.au/radio/chill
38:44 Nick: Cath^ is now known as Kath^
38:51 <e|f> heh
38:56 <e|f> you must be really bored
39:03 <SED_guy> hahahahaha look at this chatkunt spelling word with a 2 randomly...fukkk hes not kustom *HIGHFIVE BOIS*
39:06 <Kath^> kustom that!
39:22 <+Exo> whatever happened to goddess of cath^ ;p
39:29 <Kath^> haha
39:38 <e|f> kathmandu
40:02 <HellFury> kathamala olives
40:02 <e|f> https://www.kathmandu.com.au/
40:06 Nick: Kath^ is now known as Cath^
41:07 Nick: Cath^ is now known as Goddess^of^Cath^
41:21 <+Exo> haha
41:24 <+Exo> kathmandu
41:31 * Goddess^of^Cath^ sits next to Exo
41:34 <+Exo> !seen *cath*
41:35 <StatsOP> I found 6 matches to your query. Here are the 5 most recent (sorted): Goddess^of^Cath^ Cath^ Kath^ Cath^^ Wrath^. Goddess^of^Cath^ ([email protected]) was last seen changing nicks from Cath^ on #sydney only 26 seconds ago. Goddess^of^Cath^ is still there.
42:05 <e|f> the wrath of cath
42:08 Nick: Goddess^of^Cath^ is now known as Cath^
42:15 <Cath^> lol
42:50 <Cath^> !seen sixinchrambo
42:50 <StatsOP> SixInchRambo ([email protected]) was last seen parting #sydney 164 days, 23 hours, 15 minutes ago stating "{}".
43:08 <SED_guy> some chatkunt hero changing their online nickname over and over .....fukkkkkkk that is kustom
43:32 * e|f is a chatkunt hero
43:36 <+Exo> !seen *spanish*
43:38 <StatsOP> SpanishGuy11 ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #chatzone 12 days, 16 hours, 59 minutes ago stating (Quit: {}).
44:18 <e|f> chris might say "chatcunce"
44:26 <e|f> chatcunce heros
44:38 <e|f> CUNCE!
44:39 <SED_guy> fukk oath tthe 15 year old bot that says kustom admin shit.....fukkk that is kustom as fuk
45:09 <HellFury> !sed_guy, do you always talk like a tard or is that somethng you only do for irc
45:17 <Cath^> lol
45:21 <Cath^> standard
46:20 <SED_guy> MABRAINZ MABRAINZZ SPELLING WORDS INCORRECTLY MABRAINZZ FUKKKK NUMBERS FUKKKK BRAINZEXPLODES
46:45 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*Mibbit@*.4245492414.user
47:10 <e|f> so a channel ban is like a gag too, they can't speak in the channel either
47:13 <e|f> cool beans
47:25 * Exo picks up the ban hammer Mjölnir and bangs it on SED_guy's head
47:47 <+Exo> around here we call it the cone of silence
48:03 <Cath^> bliss
52:41 <Glenn> Wonderful.
52:56 <Cath^> lol
53:04 <Cath^> hi Glenn
53:06 * e|f throws a snooker ball down the empty chat room
53:13 <e|f> "bounce, bounce, bounce"
53:17 <Glenn> Hey Cath^! :))
53:43 <+Exo> Glenn the inventor and mastermind of the cone of silence
55:28 <Glenn> You can thank Maxwell Smart for the idea.
56:02 <+Exo> ohh yeah it was from get smart wasnt it lol
56:14 <+Exo> god, haven't watch that in ages
56:48 <Glenn> Me neither... but sometimes, things in films stick to the back of the mind.
56:59 <+Exo> the movie wasnt that good
57:05 <+Exo> not even steve carell could've saved that
57:23 <Glenn> Awful!
57:46 <Glenn> 30 minutes (including ads) was usually enough for one session.
58:07 <+Exo> yep
00:15 <+Exo> use to watch i dream of jeannie and mash back in the day
04:51 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*Mibbit@*.4245492414.user
07:12 <e|f> they did the mash
07:16 <e|f> the monster mash
09:54 <e|f> ^_^
11:42 <e|f> might eat a few cloves of garlic
11:43 <e|f> brb
11:43 <lx>  See ya e|f...
16:25 <b1rd> K
16:32 <b1rd> Still battin off
17:00 <+Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQRmA2v2D9s
17:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eminem - Stan Lyrics [audio] (Feb 15, 2015) Length: - Category: People & Blogs - 5,541,003 views - 41,457 likes (96.4%), 1,542 dislikes (3.6%)
17:38 <e|f> my tea's gone cold, i'm wonderin' why
17:41 <e|f> i got out of bed at all
17:48 <e|f> the morning rain clouds up my window
17:54 <e|f> and i can't see at all
18:07 <e|f> and even if i could, it'd all be greyyyy
18:09 <e|f> etc etc
18:38 <b1rd> Gonna shove a lil finger up me ass
18:45 <b1rd> Speed things up bita
18:50 <+Exo> yep you know it e|f
18:56 <+Exo> throw back 2000s
19:01 <e|f> yep
19:09 <+Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYxAiK6VnXw
19:13 <BlackDevil> Youtube: OutKast - Ms. Jackson (Nov 14, 2009) Length: 5:01 - Category: Music - 134,439,673 views - 882,344 likes (97.2%), 25,790 dislikes (2.8%)
19:14 <HellFury> just get on with it and stop telling us b1rd we don't give a shit
19:17 <e|f> mr marshall mathers III and dido... whatever her name is
19:23 <b1rd> K
19:25 <b1rd> Brb
19:26 <lx>  ...so quiet now b1rd...
20:36 <e|f> my cousins says eminem reminds him of dennis the menace
20:40 <e|f> cousin*
21:07 <+Exo> LoL looks like denis the menace when his grown up
21:10 <e|f> better ring him later actually
21:13 <e|f> see if he's ok
21:23 <e|f> (my cousin, not dennis the menace)
21:47 <+Exo> give mr wilson a buzz
21:51 <e|f> haha
25:01 <e|f> i should change my mobile's ringtone or whatever from the default one
25:13 <e|f> always looking around when out and someone's phone rings
25:14 <e|f> heh
26:14 <Kezzie>  hands Exo his beer and salted nutz
26:22 <+Exo> are you an apple sheep
26:25 <Kezzie> arvo all
26:28 <+Exo> thanks Kezzie and good arvo
26:31 * Exo HuGz Kezzie
26:34 <e|f> nah, hate iPhones... never owned one
26:41 <e|f> samsung all the way, baby
26:50 <Kezzie> Exo i dont want to see anymore prawns lol
27:00 <+Exo> android all the way indeed
27:07 <+Exo> throw some into mi mouth Kezza
27:18 <+Exo> my first smart phone was an iphone
27:34 <+Exo> changed over when samsung s8 came out and never looked back
27:42 <e|f> yeah it was a revolution when it first came out
27:46 <e|f> 2004 or whatever
27:52 <e|f> the touchscreen idea
27:57 * Kezzie throws king prawns into Exo mouth
28:09 * HellFury RUNS toward Kezzie, VAULTS the table, LEAPS over the chair, SPRINTS forward, POUNCES on Kezzie, PUSHES them to the floor, PRESSES their body close, LOOKS them right in the eye and whispers in their ear... GOT ANY GUM?
28:16 <HellFury> !ttop10
28:17 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(842) 2. Exo(804) 3. nigel(697) 4. HellFury(666) 5. Sutekh(518) 6. b1rd(513) 7. SED_guy(466) 8. Cath^(241) 9. Moonie(181) 10. flammable(103)
28:20 * Kezzie gives HellFury a hot, juicy, where'd you learn to do that, ohmygod that feels so good, put your hand here, mmmmm and your tongue here, how can you do this to me, even my eyeballs are sweating, you have no idea how bad i want you, mmmm chills everywhere, dont want to be good, just want to be bad, can i get closer, i wanna feel, im begging, just be with me forever kiss :)
28:26 <+Exo> i had the nokia n97 before that
28:29 <+Exo> man was i cool
28:30 * Kezzie says after kissing HellFury ...I climbed up the door, and shut the stairs.....I said my clothes, and pulled off my prayers.....I shut off my bed, and climbed in to the light.....All because HellFury kissed me !!!**Smoooooches** WOW What a kiss!!
28:46 * HellFury tells Kezzie that your Mom and Dads so fat that they got more chins than a chinese phone book!
28:50 <HellFury> hm
28:53 <e|f> i had a samsung galaxy s II or whatever when they first came out
28:56 <e|f> i was so cool
29:00 <e|f> until someone stole it
29:02 <e|f> lol
29:19 * HellFury throws a pair of hairy balls at Kezzie
29:21 <+Exo> haha bloody hell
29:27 <HellFury> Nokia N70
29:29 <e|f> no insurance or whatever so i had to pay the contract out
29:30 <HellFury> i want one again
29:36 <Kezzie> Exo this new garman watch i got woke me at 2aam with a guy showing on it message was run walk use my legs i shook my hand lol
30:00 <+Exo> that sucks mate
30:09 <+Exo> hahaha
30:20 <+Exo> who programmed it to alert you at 2am
30:23 <Kezzie> shhhh i wasnt impressed
30:27 <e|f> i just paid the contract out in full, fuck it, and got a new cheaper phone with the same phone plan
30:28 <Kezzie> lol
30:38 <HellFury> https://www.facebook.com/1savage2another/photos/a.1667177410229870/2303114919969446/?type=3&theater
30:43 <e|f> prepaid phone deals in australia now are pretty good
30:53 <e|f> and will only get better within the next few years
31:01 <Kezzie> !ttop10
31:03 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(917) 2. Exo(831) 3. HellFury(703) 4. nigel(697) 5. Sutekh(518) 6. b1rd(513) 7. SED_guy(466) 8. Cath^(241) 9. Moonie(181) 10. Kezzie(179)
31:04 <+Exo> yep, we are starting to get more bang for our buck
31:11 <Kezzie> woohoo i last
31:11 <e|f> yeah
31:15 * HellFury lands a kiss on e|f and then says *WOW* I climbed up the door, and shut the stairs.....I said my clothes, and pulled off my prayers.....I shut off my bed, and climbed in to the light.....All becauseyou kissed me !!!**Smoooooches** WOW Wha
31:18 <+Exo> competition is good
31:18 <HellFury> erm
31:20 <HellFury> :D
31:24 <e|f> lol
31:25 * Kezzie gives Exo a Heart stopping, expolsion starting,Really Long..and extra deep..super Duper..and really hot...peck on the cheek
31:44 <+Exo> oOoOOOh jimmy is gonna be jealllous
32:02 <Kezzie> shhhhhhhhh dont tell my irc hubby lol
32:08 <HellFury> too late
32:11 <HellFury> i already showed him
32:13 <HellFury> :P
32:14 <Kezzie> lollllllllllll
32:16 <HellFury> jocks
32:20 <HellFury> jokes
32:21 <+Exo> you are asking his arch nemesis to not tell him
32:24 <+Exo> wonder what i will do
32:27 <Kezzie> jim knows i dont touch
32:28 * Exo evil grins :>
32:34 * HellFury runs up to Exo and dacks them and smacks Exo's bum and yells look Exo's bum wobbles!!
32:50 * Exo Pulls Down Their Pants And Moons HellFury And Yells "KISS THIS" (_|_)
32:50 <+Exo> Oh Wait...
32:50 * Exo Says To HellFury Maybe You Would Like To Kiss This More... (_o_)
32:51 * Kezzie ><((((((((�><�))))))))><�kiss�me! ><((((((((�><�))))))))><�kiss�me! ><((((((((�><�))))))))><�kiss�me! ><((((((((�><�))))))))><�ki
33:05 * e|f slaps e|f around a bit with a large trout
33:13 * HellFury pulls on Exo's tongue and snaps it back... only for Exo to have their tongue rattle in the back of their mouth!
33:58 * HellFury slides Exo his patched up blow up doll suk mi phlaps... stop popping her :p
34:06 <Kezzie> lol
34:14 * Kezzie gives HellFury a hot, juicy, where'd you learn to do that, ohmygod that feels so good, put your hand here, mmmmm and your tongue here, how can you do this to me, even my eyeballs are sweating, you have no idea how bad i want you, mmmm chills everywhere, dont want to be good, just want to be bad, can i get closer, i wanna feel, im begging, just be with me forever kiss :)
34:19 <HellFury> lol
34:36 * Exo Sends Down A Green Glowing Light So Hot It Burns All b1rd's Clothes Off, And Everyone Laughs As b1rd Runs Away Emarassed!
34:57 <HellFury> yeh right
35:04 <HellFury> he would wag that lil strap on at you
35:08 <SED_guy> i love u chatkunt *smileyfaces* *smileyfaces* *lolss* *haaaas* *santa haaahaha* fuk this is kustom *lol*
35:44 * Exo Hits SED_guy Right In The pussy
35:44 * Exo Sees That Part Of SED_guy's Body Fall To The Ground...
36:00 <HellFury> lol
36:15 <e|f> k, so i've done a random talker thing and a christmas-themed txt
36:30 <Kezzie>  Happy  New  Year  Exo  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
36:32 <e|f> i'll have to code something so you can punch another IRCer in the face through chat
36:41 <Kezzie> thats from last year e|f
36:51 * e|f puts thinking cap on
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37:22 <HellFury> idiot
37:24 <+Exo> make it happen e|f
37:29 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o HellFury
37:29 <HellFury> i closed the wrong window
37:29 <+Exo> that's why u get paid the big bucks
37:34 * Kezzie reads topic and tells Exo i still waiting for xmas pressie
37:35 <e|f> haha
37:39 <+Exo> WElcoME baCk
37:46 <HellFury> ta
38:05 <+Exo> Kez i thought u said the best xmas pressie was having me in your life
38:23 <e|f> newer versions of mIRC give a warning if you go to close the main window while channel windows etc are open
38:26 <Kezzie> well a diamond ring be nice lol
38:29 <e|f> probably mIRC 6.5x
38:47 <Kezzie> jules has $250 to spend at prouds Exo
38:56 <+Exo> woooooooooooooooooooooooooow
39:02 * Exo slides over and sits next to Jules
39:19 <Kezzie> think she wants a chain with dolphin on it
40:23 <+Exo> why a dolphin?
40:35 <Kezzie> wheres my christmas present hubby (jules)???
40:42 <Kezzie> Exo in trouble
41:39 * Exo wraps himself in velvet and puts a large gift bow on his head
41:58 <SED_guy> fukk this random chatkunt said the name of some other chatkunt hero with those 5 year old words maximum 9 words over 3 times fukkk im locked in talking this pre-school shi.t for 13 hours minimum fukk this is ksutom
42:07 <Kezzie> Youve gotta do better than that hubby
42:12 <Kezzie> rofl
42:34 <SED_guy> holyfuk u r that chatkunt holybitch fukkkkkk this is kustom as fuk
42:43 * Exo picks up the ban hammer Mjölnir and bangs it on SED_guy's head
42:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*Mibbit@*.4245492414.user
42:48 Mode: (by Exo) +b *!*@austnet.4245492414.user
42:50 <HellFury> haha
42:53 <+Exo> silence you peasant
42:54 <Cath^> sigh
42:57 <e|f> snap
43:00 <SkyFire> ok
43:00 <e|f> anyway in one video he actually did a russian roulette but put it to his neck
43:00 <e|f> crazy guy
43:00 <SkyFire> wow
43:00 <SkyFire> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_%22Chopper%22_Read
43:00 <e|f> that's him
43:02 <HellFury> same time exo
43:04 <e|f> two people hit ban at the same time
43:16 <British^Meat> u were saying SED_guy?
43:20 * e|f makes a noise like a Poker machine going off
43:23 <Kezzie> jules gone again Exo she be back later
43:42 <+Exo> jinx buy me a coke
44:00 <e|f> got someone in jail to slice his ears up so he could be moved to a different wing
44:00 <e|f> with an improvised knife
44:00 <SkyFire> wow
44:00 <e|f> yea
44:00 <e|f> lol
44:27 * Kezzie hands Exo a cold Diet Coke Enjoy!!!
44:44 <+Exo> could i get vanilla please
45:00 <SkyFire> wasn't he called chopper because he used to chop people up
45:00 <e|f> yeah
45:00 <e|f> story was he'd cut people's toes off with a bolt cutter
45:00 <SkyFire> wow
45:04 * Kezzie dcc Exo a vanilla coke
45:35 <+Exo> thanks nitzy :)
45:44 * Exo sprinkles some extra sugar into his vanilla coke
45:50 <Kezzie> lol
46:36 * Exo hands Kezzie a slice of xmas fruitcake
46:50 <Kezzie> yummy ty
47:00 <e|f> they did a film on him - starred Eric Bana
47:40 <+Exo> where is mr jimmy today
48:21 <Kezzie> in the shed ?
48:28 <Kezzie> cooking ?
48:55 <+Exo> his ur irc hubby
49:03 <+Exo> shouldnt u have a gps device on his mobile or something
49:04 <+Exo> ;p
49:41 <Kezzie> oh if i sms him he will reply
50:00 <dazzo1> g'day
50:00 <dazzo1> is the gtx2080 worth buyiing?
50:03 <+Exo> he could be out on a date
50:04 <Kezzie> no i havent tracked his mobile as yet lol
50:33 <Kezzie> with bart
50:35 <Kezzie> lol
50:54 <+Exo> haha
51:00 <e|f> umm
51:00 <e|f> good question
51:03 <+Exo> a lovely picnic date at the park
51:17 * Kezzie is off to lay down for a bit back killing me bbl Exo
51:34 * Exo tucks Kezzie into bed
51:39 <+Exo> have a good rest nitZy
51:41 <Kezzie> ty
51:46 <e|f> yeah
51:49 <e|f> rest up well
51:51 <+Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44FPny8k4DM
51:52 <e|f> <3
51:56 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Alan Walker) Faded - Fingerstyle Guitar Cover (with TABS) (Feb 20, 2016) Length: 3:58 - Category: Music - 13,340,410 views - 185,875 likes (98.3%), 3,205 dislikes (1.7%)
51:57 <Kezzie> a/c going in bedroom its 34 deg here
52:00 <e|f> it will probably last longer with the games and stuff these days now
52:02 <+Exo> soothing
53:00 <dazzo1> whats a good game these days
53:00 <e|f> tetris!
53:00 <SkyFire> nice looking card
54:00 <SkyFire> https://www.nvidia.com/en-au/geforce/graphics-cards/rtx-2080-ti/
54:00 <SkyFire> but >> A$1,899
54:00 <SkyFire> NVIDIA’s newest flagship graphics card is a revolution in gaming realism and performance. Its powerful NVIDIA Turing™ GPU architecture, breakthrough technologies, and 11 GB of next-gen, ultra-fast GDDR6 memory make it the world’s ultimate gaming GPU. 
55:00 <HellFury> !ttop10
55:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1351) 2. Exo(1091) 3. HellFury(889) 4. nigel(697) 5. Sutekh(570) 6. b1rd(542) 7. SED_guy(533) 8. SkyFire(492) 9. Kezzie(325) 10. Cath^(314)
55:00 <HellFury> mm
56:00 <HellFury> lol
56:00 <SkyFire> umm factory overclocked!!!!!!!
56:00 <HellFury> wow i am sore
56:00 <HellFury> mowing and whipper snippering :S
56:00 <HellFury> i did back he did front
56:00 <SkyFire> want it faster, just install a faster gpu!
56:00 <HellFury> now im fucked
57:00 <SkyFire> aww
58:00 <HellFury> i'll feel the pain in arms tomorrow lol
58:00 <SkyFire> A$119 just for the bridge - crazy
59:00 <e|f> get one of those alienware machines if you have money to burn
59:00 <SkyFire> not spending over $2 grand on a video card
59:00 <e|f> you can just look at the lights on it and go "wow"
59:00 <e|f> and beat a bunch of teenagers at a video game and go "wow" again
59:00 <e|f> well worth the money
59:00 <SkyFire> lol yeah
59:00 <e|f> :D
00:00 <SkyFire> plenty of cheaper cards that work just as well
00:00 <e|f> yup
00:00 <British^Meat> Youre a card
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00:00 <British^Meat> hahaha just kidding, u probably arent
00:00 <British^Meat> stick a fork in me, im done
00:00 <SkyFire> heheh
01:00 <SkyFire> https://www.nvidia.com/en-au/geforce/graphics-cards/rtx-2070/
01:00 <SkyFire> A$999
05:00 <SkyFire> https://www.gigabyte.com/Graphics-Card/GV-N640OC-2GI#ov - my current video card - much cheaper and does just as well as the more expensive ones
10:00 <e|f> very good
19:18 <b1rd> Cath gonna rub aloe vera on my bum or hellfury maybe u too exo
20:00 <Cath^> !ttop10
20:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1400) 2. Exo(1091) 3. HellFury(926) 4. nigel(697) 5. Sutekh(570) 6. SkyFire(560) 7. b1rd(542) 8. SED_guy(533) 9. Kezzie(325) 10. Cath^(315)
20:00 <Cath^> e|f is on fire
20:17 <Cath^> i'll pour it on but won't rub ot
20:22 <Cath^> it
21:00 <SkyFire> poor Cath^ is down the bottom
21:20 <b1rd> Y im clean
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24:00 <e|f> i've been yabbering up a storm today
24:00 <e|f> spinning spin
24:00 <e|f> telling tales
24:00 <Cath^> lol
24:00 <Cath^> i don't care
24:00 <Cath^> and yes you have
25:00 <e|f> arg! i got shot
25:00 <e|f> oh well
25:22 <Cath^> cause i don't want to touch you
26:00 <e|f> :(
26:00 <SkyFire> hopefully it won't respawn this time
27:00 <SkyFire> hehehe
27:00 <SkyFire> LoL
27:00 <e|f> "he's been shooting me dead way to quickly..."
27:00 <e|f> lol
28:00 <SkyFire> gets himself some extra ammo and weapons
28:00 <SkyFire> makes pong the fallguy for the logs
29:00 <e|f> lol
29:53 <gecko> b1rd icky
30:02 <gecko> Smell like dicky
30:24 <gecko> Don't touch him he sticky
30:38 <gecko> Don't get near cuz he licky
30:58 <HellFury> yeh he licky his own weener coz no woman wants too
31:00 <British^Meat> pongs a fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
32:00 <e|f> a funny fellow ?
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33:00 <e|f> a faithful friend ?
34:00 <^bozoJim> hello HellFury hugs
34:00 <HellFury> hows you
34:00 <^bozoJim> I am good thanks
34:35 <Cath^> poor b1rdy
35:00 <^bozoJim> How are you?
35:00 <HellFury> yeah good here
35:00 <^bozoJim> I am glad to hear
35:00 <^bozoJim> I had a good day shut the shed 2 hours early as no one was around
35:39 <e|f> lol
36:00 <HellFury> nice
36:00 <^bozoJim> and came home and started work on the two dolls I have here
36:00 <^bozoJim> the two porcelain ones I have
36:00 <^bozoJim> one to fix and another to make up as a kit
36:00 <e|f> ^bozoJim, do you ever post images of your work online ?
36:00 <^bozoJim> that is on top of the otehr ones I still have to complete
36:00 <HellFury> :)
36:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] parted with message: []
36:00 <^bozoJim> yes I do
37:00 <e|f> cool
37:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] parted with message: []
37:00 <HellFury> rofl
37:00 <^bozoJim> oops I think I showed fat ass up
37:00 <HellFury> lol
38:00 <^bozoJim> I have pics of some of my work on imgur
38:00 <Cath^> evening Jim
38:00 <^bozoJim> good evening Cath^
38:00 <^bozoJim> lovely lady :)
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39:00 <Cath^> how are you?
39:00 <Cath^> Merry Xmas ad all that
39:06 <e|f> sup SkyFire
39:16 <SkyFire> hi
39:30 <e|f> hope you had a good xmas and stuff
39:33 <Cath^> hi SkyFire
39:55 <SkyFire> it was ok - spent the end of christmas eve in hospital
40:00 <^bozoJim> I am good thanks
40:00 <^bozoJim> you too :)
40:11 <SkyFire> was home for the big day
40:20 <SkyFire> eventually
40:29 * SkyFire hugs Cath^
40:49 <e|f> sorry to hear that
40:51 <Cath^> what did you do to yourself?
41:00 <Cath^> thanks:)
41:06 <SkyFire> fell over in the kitchen and did my hamstring :(
41:19 <e|f> :(
41:34 * SkyFire sneaks up behind gecko and hugs tight
42:00 <e|f> did you have to wait long at the hospital for treatment
42:06 <SkyFire> not too bad
42:37 <e|f> what did they do for you ?
42:54 <Cath^> ouch
42:59 <SkyFire> don't remember things too well, thanks to the green whistle from the ambos - it doesn't stop the pain, just makes you not worry about it
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43:00 <^bozoJim> hello Zade
43:00 <Zade> hello ^bozoJim
43:14 <SkyFire> xrays and pain killers
43:18 <e|f> kk
43:47 <e|f> hope you mend up well, soon
43:48 <e|f> :)
43:57 <SkyFire> the green whistle is a bit like being drunk, (but not actually being drunk)
43:59 <SkyFire> thanks
44:00 <Moonie> Evening peoples..
44:12 <e|f> yea
44:16 <e|f> morphine or whatever
44:22 <SkyFire> yeah
44:45 <SkyFire> they had a clever wheelchair able to go down stairs, then on the strecher
44:57 <SkyFire> stretcher
44:59 <e|f> yea
45:00 <Cath^> howdy Zade
45:00 <Cath^> hi there Moonie
45:00 <Moonie> How's things Cath?
45:16 <e|f> good thing you got home for xmas
45:17 <e|f> :D
45:20 <SkyFire> yes
46:00 <Zade> hello Cath^
46:21 <SkyFire> hardly needing to take pain killers - panadol is working well - had one this moring and 1 in the afternoon
46:30 <SkyFire> morning
46:31 <e|f> excellent
47:00 <^bozoJim> hello Moonie
47:02 <SkyFire> have 10 pills of the strongest one, but don't think I will need it
47:12 <e|f> maybe pana. forte
47:21 <SkyFire> endone or something
47:26 <e|f> oh wow
47:29 <e|f> heavy stuff
47:32 <SkyFire> yeah
47:39 <e|f> try not to take it if you can
47:42 <SkyFire> hence why i only have 10
47:48 <e|f> i knew someone who was addicted to it
48:00 <Moonie> What's happening?
48:04 <e|f> le endone
48:15 <SkyFire> I am - had one in the hospital 30 minutes before they got me walking in the hospita;
48:21 <SkyFire> wow
48:34 <SkyFire> hoping I won't need it
48:39 <e|f> hope so
48:43 <SkyFire> me too
49:00 <^bozoJim> not a lot
49:00 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
49:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1475) 2. Exo(1091) 3. HellFury(939) 4. nigel(697) 5. SkyFire(618) 6. Sutekh(570) 7. b1rd(542) 8. SED_guy(533) 9. Cath^(343) 10. Kezzie(325)
49:00 <^bozoJim> wow look at that I am again not in teh top ten and I like it
49:00 <Sutekh> sure Jimbo ;p
49:00 <Cath^> yet!
49:05 <SkyFire> take it to a chemist to dispose off once I am well again
49:30 <e|f> yea
50:00 <Cath^> haha
50:00 <^bozoJim> hello Sutekh
50:00 <^bozoJim> well I am not in the top ten and doubt I will tonight
50:00 <Cath^> i believe in you Jim
51:00 <Cath^> Exo isn't here
51:00 <Sutekh> you like it that much u will stay out of the top10 tonight :D good to see ;p
51:00 <^bozoJim> if I do it will because I ha ve actually said some in chanel
51:00 <Moonie> You might be just behind Kezzie..
51:00 <Cath^> e|f has slowed down
51:00 <Sutekh> !ttop20
51:00 <^bozoJim> see I am twelvth
52:00 <Moonie> Couple hundred words out of the top 10.
53:00 <Moonie> Try.typing.sentences.with.full.stops.instead.of.spaces.so.all.the.words.count.as.one.
54:00 <e|f> it's been a long day without you my friend
54:07 <e|f> and i'll tell you all about it when i see you again
54:17 <e|f> we've come a long way from where we began
54:24 <e|f> i'll tell you all about it when i see you againnnnnnnn
54:27 <SkyFire> :)
54:44 <e|f> ^_^
55:00 <e|f> lol
56:00 <^bozoJim> lol
56:53 <b1rd> Quickly stop for poo in geelong
57:03 <b1rd> Lol hurts to sit down
57:04 <b1rd> Bbl
57:05 <lx>  Hurry back b1rd...
57:39 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*Mibbit@*.4245492414.user
57:45 <e|f> heh
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58:00 <dazzo1> hi
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01:00 <Cath^> my thinkgs are good Moonie..your things?
01:00 <Cath^> hi JJ
01:00 <Cath^> hi dazzo1
01:50 <gecko> hi SkyFire
02:00 <SkyFire> :)
02:00 <dazzo1> hi cath
02:00 <e|f> i'm out for the night
02:00 <e|f> take care guys 
02:00 <e|f> :)
02:00 <dazzo1> bye
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02:00 <Cath^> oohh...you have a chance now Jim
03:00 <^bozoJim> what do you think I anm some sort of super motor mouth
03:00 <^bozoJim> I have under an hour to get top spot which would mean I have to do a wall of text
04:00 <^bozoJim> tomorrow I have shed again and I am taking the broken doll I was given to pattern the body so I can make it a new one
04:00 <^bozoJim> as well pattern a couple of outfits for it
05:26 <SkyFire> managing to walk around without the crutches or walker today
05:37 <SkyFire> !ttop10
05:40 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1138) 2. Exo(1091) 3. HellFury(849) 4. nigel(697) 5. b1rd(542) 6. SED_guy(533) 7. Sutekh(518) 8. Kezzie(325) 9. Cath^(269) 10. SkyFire(204)
07:00 <^bozoJim> the person who gave the one I am working on tomorrwo to me as the head was almost off and said it was wrecked
07:00 <^bozoJim> some people have little idea how to repair them
08:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNTM8nxrHLc
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ISHOME Eva HD Video (Sep 25, 2015) Length: 6:05 - Category: People & Blogs - 9,391 views - 198 likes (99.5%), 1 dislikes (0.5%)
09:26 <Cath^> oh e|f ;)
09:55 <Sutekh> uhuh
10:01 <Sutekh> Hi buds
10:35 <e|f> yeah
10:37 <e|f> i'm a winner
10:44 <e|f> i won the talking contest
10:46 <e|f> yessssssssssss!
10:49 <e|f> bbiab
10:49 <Cath^> hi Sutekh
11:09 <Cath^> yes you are e|fy ;)
13:00 <^bozoJim> I was just thinking, no Exo tonight
13:00 <^bozoJim> but remembered it is Wednesday night which is the night he goes to the dungeon to check his slaves and otehrs
13:52 <Sutekh> heelo Catherine :D
14:00 <^bozoJim> hello eddie
14:00 <eddie> where is my slave ?
14:00 <^bozoJim> yes
14:00 <eddie> hola Jum
14:00 <eddie> moo: os: Microsoft Windows 7 Professional - Service Pack 1 (6.1.7601) up: 15wks 3days 20hrs 5mins 48secs cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-7700K CPU @ 4.20GHz (x64) at 4201MHz (24% Load) gfx: NVIDIA Quadro M4000 -1.00MB res: 2560x1600 32bit 59Hz ram: 38057/65477.2MB (58.12%) [||||||----] hdd: C:\ 349.24GB/465.54GB D:\ 1.46TB/1.82TB E:\ 3.3TB/5.46TB F:\ 496.36GB/512.09GB net: Intel[R] I210 Gigabit Network Connection - 1000MB/s 1.07TB In 2.62TB Out
14:00 <eddie> moo: ram: 38076/65477.2MB (58.15%) [||||||----]
14:53 <Sutekh> keeping the natives honest?
15:00 <^bozoJim> I am sure you can ask Exo for one of the ones he has captive in his dungeon given he is the self admitted dungeon master of austnet
15:00 <eddie> just as well I have 64Gb of ram
15:00 <eddie> bit far to deliver a slave.. I am like on the west coast of RSA
15:00 <eddie> oopps
15:00 <eddie> WA
15:06 * HellFury RUNS toward Sutekh, VAULTS the table, LEAPS over the chair, SPRINTS forward, POUNCES on Sutekh, PUSHES them to the floor, PRESSES their body close, LOOKS them right in the eye and whispers in their ear... GOT ANY GUM?
15:09 <Cath^> um
15:19 <Cath^> i got my name wrirr
15:37 <Cath^> written in the sand by b1rd
15:42 <Cath^> dows
15:49 <Cath^> does that count?
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17:00 <^bozoJim> lol
17:00 <^bozoJim> the most isolated city in the world there
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18:11 <Cath^> wb British^Meat
18:50 <British^Meat> yarp
18:51 <British^Meat> thank you
19:00 <Zade> depends on the criteria ^bozoJim
20:00 <Zade> if you mean a city of over 1 million then auckland is the most remote 
22:00 <eddie> sydney is close to Auckland
22:00 <eddie> Perth is further from Adelaide than Syd to Auck
23:00 <Zade> perth and adelaide are closer than sydney and auckland 
23:05 Nick: British^Meat is now known as CanIPleaseGetVoiced
23:12 Nick: CanIPleaseGetVoiced is now known as British^Meat
25:58 <Sutekh> HellFury i got no gum ;/
26:09 <Sutekh> Cath, sure it counts
26:34 <Cath^> lol
27:00 <Cath^> depends what it was written with :/
27:49 <Sutekh> i think we can guess ;p
28:00 <^bozoJim> lol
29:39 <Cath^> that was unimpressive also
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30:46 <Sutekh> haha
31:00 <Cath^> !ttop10
31:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1486) 2. Exo(1091) 3. HellFury(962) 4. nigel(697) 5. SkyFire(618) 6. Sutekh(592) 7. b1rd(542) 8. SED_guy(533) 9. Cath^(374) 10. ^bozojim(336)
31:00 <Cath^> sheesh
31:00 <Cath^> catchin up to me!
31:00 <Exo> good evening gangstars
31:00 <Exo> i'm back in the flesh 
31:00 <Exo> looooooooooool @ ^bozoJim
31:00 <Moonie> Hey EXo..
32:00 <Exo> yooo Moonie
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33:00 <HellFury> lol
33:00 <HellFury> wow
33:00 <Cath^> wb Exo
33:36 <Cath^> wb SkyFire
33:42 <SkyFire> ty
34:00 <Exo> haha
34:00 <Exo> thanks Cath^
34:00 <Exo> what have i missed
34:00 <HellFury> well
34:00 <Exo> went to the beach to get some fush and chups
34:00 <HellFury> t1rd took pics of his strap on
34:00 <Cath^> nice
34:00 <HellFury> its got no coolor
34:30 <Sutekh> hows the leg SkyFire?
35:00 <Cath^> :/
35:00 <Cath^> despite sunning himself
35:00 <HellFury> yeah
35:00 <HellFury> it was white as like the sand
35:00 <HellFury> you could almost miss it
35:00 <^bozoJim> well well well look who comes in
36:00 <^bozoJim> now look here Exo how many times have I told you not to use teh trout on me
36:04 <SkyFire> sore - but not too bad
36:20 <Sutekh> ohh
36:33 * Sutekh throws some Holy Water on SkyFire
36:42 <SkyFire> missed
37:00 <Cath^> lol Hellfury
37:00 <Exo> loool t1rd has a strap on?
37:00 <HellFury> :P
37:00 <^bozoJim> dont do that HellFury he likes the abuse
37:00 <HellFury> haha
37:00 <Exo> well well well, look what the cat dragged in
37:00 <Exo> nice of u to join us this fine evening jim
37:00 <Exo> hope you had a good xmas
37:00 <^bozoJim> OOPS SORRY
37:00 <Exo> t1rd would need a strap on for the look of that wiener
37:00 <^bozoJim> I have a faulty caps key
37:01 <Cath^> lol
37:08 <Sutekh> The Lord can heal you
37:12 <SkyFire> :)
37:15 <Sutekh> better than endone
37:27 <SkyFire> which I am not taking anyway
38:00 <Exo> woaaa please lower ur tone and stop yelling jimmoi
38:00 <^bozoJim> I am sorry for the yelling
38:00 <Exo> did the three ghost of xmas visit you last night?
38:00 <^bozoJim> I noticed it after I pasted it and it yelled back at me
38:00 <Exo> u still seem like a scrooge
38:04 <Sutekh> dont blame you
38:10 <Sutekh> awful stuff
39:00 <Exo> haha
39:00 <^bozoJim> no but this guy came to visit me said you sent him to fix scrooge
39:00 <^bozoJim> but I said scrooge is not here anymore
40:00 <^bozoJim> I told them the scrooge is the Exo they talk of
40:00 <^bozoJim> so he was off on the ferry this morning in search of you
40:00 <Exo> have u been smoking weed again 
40:00 <^bozoJim> no I dont smoke weed
41:00 <^bozoJim> Exo I thought you would have spent longer tonight checking your dungeon as you after all are on holidays now
42:00 <Exo> what is this dungeon you speak of?
42:00 <^bozoJim> and by the way, eddie is looking to have one of your slaves as his and I think you can accomodate him
43:00 <^bozoJim> the dungeon you proudly admit to having being austnets own dungeon master
43:00 <Exo> haha
43:00 <Exo> * SkyFire buries Jim alive
43:00 <Exo> your bro bet me too it
44:00 <^bozoJim> lol
44:00 <^bozoJim> and he sort of quit
44:00 <^bozoJim> just after i came on
44:00 <Exo> now now
44:00 <Exo> what did u do to him now?
44:00 <^bozoJim> nothing
44:00 <^bozoJim> I think i showed him up thats all
45:00 <Exo> think he had an accident in the kitchen the other day 
45:00 <Exo> pulled a hammy
46:00 <HellFury> pity he did not pull his dick he would not get jealous of Jim
47:00 <^bozoJim> lol
47:00 <HellFury> ;p
48:00 <^bozoJim> hehe
50:00 <Cath^> lol
50:00 <Exo> small mushroom syndrome
51:00 <Cath^> hush
51:00 <HellFury> yeh hes a fungi
51:00 <Cath^> after what we witnessed today..just hush
51:00 <HellFury> lol
51:00 <^bozoJim> lol
51:00 <Exo> things that are seen cannot be unseen
51:00 <HellFury> that just put me off my pizza
52:00 <Moonie> mmm pizza
52:00 <Cath^> lol
52:00 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
52:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1486) 2. Exo(1312) 3. HellFury(1110) 4. nigel(697) 5. SkyFire(618) 6. Sutekh(592) 7. ^bozojim(569) 8. b1rd(542) 9. SED_guy(533) 10. Cath^(397)
52:00 <^bozoJim> yikes I am in the top ten
52:00 <^bozoJim> trust Exo to make me do it
52:00 <Exo> i see the 3 amigoes jim, sed_guy and nigel are into the 10
52:06 <e|f> any kind of -done medicine is probably best to avoid
52:14 <e|f> would probably indicate opium of some sort
52:42 <e|f> endone, methadone, oxycodone
52:44 <e|f> etc etc
53:00 <^bozoJim> they are not mine
53:00 <Exo> sed_guy is part of the K K K
54:00 <^bozoJim> ok
54:00 <^bozoJim> you would know as he is one of your gangs Exo?
55:40 <SkyFire> interesting
55:42 <SkyFire> Endone is a medicine used to relieve moderate-severe pain. It may be prescribed by a doctor for either short- or long-term use. A doctor will only prescribe Endone for patients who have unsuccessfully tried to relieve pain using other, non-narcotic painkillers.
56:00 <Exo> i ain't in no gang chump
56:00 <Exo> i am a honorary citizen
56:00 <Exo> role model amongst role models
56:00 <^bozoJim> cough cough gag choke splutter choke choke gag
56:00 <Exo> LOLLL
56:03 <SkyFire> https://www.myvmc.com/drugs/endone/
56:39 <e|f> read medical journals instead
57:00 <^bozoJim> not that
57:00 <Exo> i was just gonna say
57:00 <^bozoJim> was Exos comment
57:00 <Exo> 9/10 people will jump to that conclusion first
57:00 <^bozoJim> trust you to
57:05 <SkyFire> Endone may be addictive and cause physical or psychological dependence. If Endone is abused (i.e. taken in quantities greater than those prescribed by your doctor), it is less effective at reducing pain. It should be taken only to treat the condition for which it was prescribed, according to the dose prescribed. Do not give your Endone to others, even if they have similar symptoms.
57:08 <SkyFire> yeah
57:16 <Cath^> !ttop10
57:18 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1176) 2. Exo(1091) 3. HellFury(888) 4. nigel(697) 5. Sutekh(570) 6. b1rd(542) 7. SED_guy(533) 8. SkyFire(327) 9. Kezzie(325) 10. Cath^(313)
57:27 <Cath^> hmm
57:27 <lx> ...ah huh...
57:36 <SkyFire> very nasty stuff by the sound of it
57:41 <e|f> yea
57:43 <e|f> avoid!
58:00 <Exo> what did you get for xmas champ?
58:23 <SkyFire> I will stick to Panadol
58:30 <e|f> :)
58:45 <e|f> medical care is a risk game too
58:48 <SkyFire> yes
58:49 <e|f> sometimes they make mistakes
59:00 <HellFury> a dirty mind
59:00 <HellFury> :P
59:00 <Sutekh> !ttop10
59:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1486) 2. Exo(1378) 3. HellFury(1119) 4. nigel(697) 5. SkyFire(618) 6. ^bozojim(615) 7. Sutekh(593) 8. b1rd(542) 9. SED_guy(533) 10. Cath^(397)
59:00 <Sutekh> :(
59:00 <Exo> :[]
59:00 <Sutekh> poor effort tonight Jimmbo
59:06 <gecko> Haha SkyFire is on the pains!
59:25 * SkyFire sits on gecko
00:00 <Exo> jim didn't do that bad
00:00 <^bozoJim> well lets see if I cna jump fat ass
00:00 <Exo> he was good but i was better
00:00 <Sutekh> yeah
00:00 <Sutekh> who is the fat ass?
00:00 <Sutekh> name caling is so unlike you Jim :(
00:00 <Exo> either SkyFire or ross the toss
00:06 * SkyFire tickles gecko
01:00 <Sutekh> fat shaming :(
02:00 <Exo> need some obesity awareness training
03:00 <^bozoJim> lol
03:00 <Sutekh> so politically incorrect :(
03:00 <^bozoJim> well he does call me fake blind
03:00 <^bozoJim> as he knows these things
03:00 <Sutekh> evil begets evil :(
03:56 <gecko> Oi! :)
04:00 <Exo> he is jealous of your stats record
04:00 <Exo> that is where the anger transpired from 
04:00 <Sutekh> You have heard that it was said, Love your neighbor[a] and hate your enemy. 44 But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45 that you may be children of your Father in heaven. 
05:00 <Exo> keeps mentioning how the bot should be destroyed
05:00 <Sutekh> :(
05:00 <Exo> yes
05:00 <^bozoJim> yes
05:00 <Exo> gotta love thy neighbor even if he is living in a van and pooping on your lawn
05:00 <^bozoJim> yet makes a point of showing me when he is ahead when I come in
06:00 <Cath^> who are you calling a fat ass? :/
06:00 <Moonie> oh well... time for bed here... G'night people.
06:00 <^bozoJim> Anthony
06:00 <Exo> g'nite Moonie
06:00 <^bozoJim> good night Moonie
06:00 <Sutekh> niite Moonie
06:00 <Cath^> Moonie...i have no words..didn't know you swung that way
06:00 <Cath^> nite then
06:00 <Sutekh> JIm :(
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07:00 <Cath^> Exo...Moonie has been struck off the list lol
07:00 <Sutekh>  He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. 46 If you love those who love you, what reward will you get?
07:00 <Exo> the list is getting narrow 
08:00 <Cath^> i know :/
08:00 <Sutekh> Are not even the tax collectors doing that? 47 And if you greet only your own people, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? 48 Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.
08:00 <Sutekh> :(
08:00 <Exo> need to start a bachelors in paradise 
08:00 <Cath^> haha..none in here
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09:00 <Exo> stop trying to give me hand jobs jimmoi
09:00 <Exo> i dun swing that way
09:00 <HellFury> on bachie here atm is b1rd and even the women don't wanna fuck him
09:00 <Sutekh> haha
10:00 <^bozoJim> back hander across the chops
11:00 <Sutekh> yay!. not even here to collect his prize ;/
12:00 <Cath^> well done e|f
13:00 <Exo> i let him win today
13:00 <Exo> i shouldn't win all the time
13:00 <Exo> people will think i am doping
16:00 <Sutekh> where are my mates pong and trump :(
19:00 <Exo> quite peaceful without the rascals
19:00 <HellFury> true
19:00 <Sutekh> haha
20:00 <Exo> i might summon one
20:00 <HellFury> the bucktooth twat and his boyfriend the toss
20:00 <HellFury> no way
20:00 <HellFury> he can stay away
20:00 <Sutekh> i think he copped a zline the other night
21:00 <Sutekh> wanted to kill people at Christmas :(
21:00 <Exo> Christmas bringing the worst out of some
21:00 <Sutekh> yeah
22:00 <Sutekh> evil santa
22:00 <Cath^> he made a song
23:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKnvsEkgdlg&feature=youtu.be
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: cunce edm 2017 (Apr 26, 2017) Length: 2:53 - Category: Music - 71 views - 2 likes (66.7%), dislikes (33.3%)
23:00 <Sutekh> lol
24:00 <Cath^> a new one Exo
25:00 <HellFury> lol
25:00 <Exo> he made so many
25:00 <Exo> i have lost track of
26:00 <Cath^> he said on skype..he hasn't linked it yet
26:00 <Exo> god bless that young man
27:00 <Sutekh> My the Lord Jesus light his way :D
28:00 <Cath^> oh Sutekh
28:00 <Sutekh> Catherine :D
31:00 <Cath^> your words of wisdom..and hope
31:00 <Sutekh> What else does the world have left ;p
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32:00 <Cath^> cheeseburgers!
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33:00 <Sutekh> Yum
33:00 <Sutekh> and fries !
33:00 <Cath^> mine!
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33:58 * SkyFire feeds gecko
34:18 <gecko> Yum!
34:34 * gecko is cooking up nachos
34:40 <SkyFire> Oi - no fair trying to bite my finger off
34:49 <SkyFire> yum
35:00 <Sutekh> meet at midnight?
36:00 <Cath^> not for cheeseburgers and fries
36:00 <HellFury> !b1rd, will meet you
36:00 <Cath^> lol
36:00 <Sutekh> damn
36:00 <Sutekh> b1rd is too scary
36:00 <HellFury> just watch out
36:00 <HellFury> he will turn up naked with a strap on on
36:45 <e|f> two of the lotto tickets i got for xmas are dead
36:50 <SkyFire> aww
36:52 <e|f> one still to be drawn on saturday
37:00 <Sutekh> wah
37:23 * SkyFire gets ready to nick off with e|f's winnings - LoL
37:28 <e|f> haha
37:33 <e|f> hold your horses!
37:39 <e|f> chances of winning are slim to nil
37:47 <SkyFire> I know
37:48 <e|f> chance being the operative word
37:53 <SkyFire> but still..............
37:58 <e|f> lol yep
38:00 <Sutekh> and his one eyed squirrel
38:00 <Cath^> below the Australian average
38:00 <HellFury> lol
38:20 <e|f> games of chance
38:24 <e|f> = casino
38:27 <e|f> = lottery
38:31 <e|f> lots of things
38:43 <SkyFire> just being alive is a game of chance at times
38:49 <e|f> yup
39:11 <e|f> anything involving a deck of cards, numbered balls, dice etc
39:14 <e|f> is chance
39:19 <e|f> unless cheating
39:20 * SkyFire grabs a pistol and loads one round, spins it and pulls the trigger
39:27 <e|f> heh
39:35 <SkyFire> *click* passes it on to the next person
39:48 <SkyFire> Russian Roulette
39:51 <e|f> yea
39:59 <e|f> do you remember who chopper reid was ?
40:18 <SkyFire> no
40:19 <SkyFire> used to have a bot with that as one of the games, after 6 goes you always died
40:28 <e|f> well he died recently
40:31 <SkyFire> ok
40:34 <e|f> australian career criminal
40:38 <SkyFire> ok
40:52 <e|f> anyway in one video he actually did a russian roulette but put it to his neck
40:56 <e|f> crazy guy
41:01 <SkyFire> wow
41:13 <SkyFire> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_%22Chopper%22_Read
41:18 <e|f> that's him
41:37 <e|f> got someone in jail to slice his ears up so he could be moved to a different wing
42:10 <e|f> with an improvised knife
42:20 <SkyFire> wow
42:24 <e|f> yea
42:26 <e|f> lol
42:55 <SkyFire> wasn't he called chopper because he used to chop people up
43:02 <e|f> yeah
43:12 <e|f> story was he'd cut people's toes off with a bolt cutter
43:20 <SkyFire> wow
44:54 <e|f> they did a film on him - starred Eric Bana
47:43 <dazzo1> g'day
48:28 <dazzo1> is the gtx2080 worth buyiing?
49:00 <Cath^> wb SkyFire
49:00 <SkyFire> ty
49:07 <e|f> umm
49:31 <e|f> good question
50:24 <e|f> it will probably last longer with the games and stuff these days now
50:59 <dazzo1> whats a good game these days
51:22 <e|f> tetris!
51:24 <SkyFire> nice looking card
51:43 <SkyFire> https://www.nvidia.com/en-au/geforce/graphics-cards/rtx-2080-ti/
52:04 <SkyFire> but >> A$1,899
52:25 <SkyFire> NVIDIA’s newest flagship graphics card is a revolution in gaming realism and performance. Its powerful NVIDIA Turing™ GPU architecture, breakthrough technologies, and 11 GB of next-gen, ultra-fast GDDR6 memory make it the world’s ultimate gaming GPU.
53:02 <HellFury> !ttop10
53:03 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1351) 2. Exo(1091) 3. HellFury(889) 4. nigel(697) 5. Sutekh(570) 6. b1rd(542) 7. SED_guy(533) 8. SkyFire(492) 9. Kezzie(325) 10. Cath^(314)
53:06 <HellFury> mm
53:29 * e|f is winning
53:43 <HellFury> lol
53:48 <SkyFire> umm factory overclocked!!!!!!!
53:49 <HellFury> wow i am sore
54:00 <HellFury> mowing and whipper snippering :S
54:06 <HellFury> i did back he did front
54:07 <SkyFire> want it faster, just install a faster gpu!
54:07 <HellFury> now im fucked
55:00 <SkyFire> 14Oh btw there is now only 363 days to3C4h3r4i3s4t3m4a3s 14Eve
55:00 <SkyFire> lol
55:21 <SkyFire> aww
55:45 <HellFury> i'll feel the pain in arms tomorrow lol
56:17 <SkyFire> A$119 just for the bridge - crazy
56:38 <e|f> get one of those alienware machines if you have money to burn
56:48 <SkyFire> not spending over $2 grand on a video card
56:52 <e|f> you can just look at the lights on it and go "wow"
57:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
57:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Sutekh(222) 2. Exo(133) 3. Cath^(73) 4. HellFury(60) 5. ^bozojim(44) 6. SkyFire(13) 7. Moonie(8)
57:04 <e|f> and beat a bunch of teenagers at a video game and go "wow" again
57:08 <e|f> well worth the money
57:10 <SkyFire> lol yeah
57:28 <e|f> :D
57:37 <SkyFire> plenty of cheaper cards that work just as well
57:44 <e|f> yup
57:45 <British^Meat> Youre a card
57:47 Part: KangaPoint ([email protected]) from #sydney
57:53 <British^Meat> hahaha just kidding, u probably arent
57:55 * SkyFire bbqs British^Meat
58:13 <British^Meat> stick a fork in me, im done
58:20 <SkyFire> heheh
58:27 * SkyFire gets a fork
58:51 <SkyFire> https://www.nvidia.com/en-au/geforce/graphics-cards/rtx-2070/
58:55 <SkyFire> A$999
00:52 * HellFury peeks in while watching a Ed Gein doco
02:51 <SkyFire> https://www.gigabyte.com/Graphics-Card/GV-N640OC-2GI#ov - my current video card - much cheaper and does just as well as the more expensive ones
07:45 <e|f> very good
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18:00 <Cath^> speaking of below average...hi Trump
18:10 <Cath^> !ttop10
18:12 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1400) 2. Exo(1091) 3. HellFury(926) 4. nigel(697) 5. Sutekh(570) 6. SkyFire(560) 7. b1rd(542) 8. SED_guy(533) 9. Kezzie(325) 10. Cath^(315)
18:31 <Cath^> e|f is on fire
19:00 <President_Trump> looking in the mirror again Cath^?
19:00 <President_Trump> dont worry you will find someone better than zade lol
19:00 <Cath^> no we were talking mushrooms
19:08 <SkyFire> poor Cath^ is down the bottom
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21:00 <HellFury> haha
21:00 <SkyFire> then sends the bill to the whitehouse
21:49 <e|f> i've been yabbering up a storm today
21:54 <e|f> spinning spin
21:57 <e|f> telling tales
22:00 <SkyFire> the real trump has shutdown parliament, until he gets the funds he needs for that stupid wall
22:00 <SkyFire> or until he gets impeached
22:04 <Cath^> lol
22:11 <Cath^> i don't care
22:21 <Cath^> and yes you have
22:21 * SkyFire shoots e|f - LoL
22:23 * e|f nods
22:58 <e|f> arg! i got shot
23:00 <e|f> oh well
23:00 <SkyFire> which I don't think will be too long
23:00 <President_Trump> whys it stupid?
23:00 <SkyFire> basically he is holding the country to ransom
23:07 * SkyFire buries what is left of e|f - hehehe
23:10 * e|f respawns at a different location
24:00 <President_Trump> why do you care about what's happening in america?
24:00 <SkyFire> oh and contacts the Russians fix the next election
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24:00 <SkyFire> gets a democrat back in the whitehouse
24:08 * SkyFire shoots e|f again
24:20 <e|f> :(
24:36 <SkyFire> hopefully it won't respawn this time
24:38 <SkyFire> hehehe
24:56 * e|f reports SkyFire for using a cheat program
25:01 <SkyFire> LoL
25:06 <e|f> "he's been shooting me dead way to quickly..."
25:27 * SkyFire hacks the report process and deletes it
25:35 <e|f> lol
25:55 * e|f helps SkyFire cover up the logs so he's never caught
26:00 <SkyFire> that should stir things up a bit
26:00 <SkyFire> given half a chance the real trump will do the same
26:05 <SkyFire> gets himself some extra ammo and weapons
26:30 <SkyFire> makes pong the fallguy for the logs
26:37 <e|f> lol
27:00 <Cath^> nite
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27:00 <SkyFire> wb Cath^ that was quick
27:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] set mode: +o Cath^
28:00 <President_Trump> the democrats wont give him 5 billion for the stupid wall, sounds like they are holding the country to ransom
28:00 <Cath^> sheesh lol
28:00 <SkyFire> aww
28:00 <SkyFire> it wants you to stay here
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28:00 <President_Trump> SkyFire leave cath alone, shes not interested in a predator like you
29:28 <British^Meat> pongs a fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
30:19 <e|f> a funny fellow ?
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30:55 <e|f> a faithful friend ?
31:04 * SkyFire buries Jim alive
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32:16 * HellFury hugs jim hey!
32:23 <^bozoJim> hello HellFury hugs
32:28 <HellFury> hows you
32:33 <^bozoJim> I am good thanks
32:37 <^bozoJim> How are you?
33:08 <HellFury> yeah good here
33:14 <^bozoJim> I am glad to hear
33:35 <^bozoJim> I had a good day shut the shed 2 hours early as no one was around
33:41 <HellFury> nice
33:45 <^bozoJim> and came home and started work on the two dolls I have here
33:58 <^bozoJim> the two porcelain ones I have
34:06 <^bozoJim> one to fix and another to make up as a kit
34:21 <e|f> ^bozoJim, do you ever post images of your work online ?
34:21 <^bozoJim> that is on top of the otehr ones I still have to complete
34:28 <HellFury> :)
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34:34 <^bozoJim> yes I do
34:44 <e|f> cool
34:58 Part: KangaPoint ([email protected]) from #sydney
35:00 <HellFury> rofl
35:20 <^bozoJim> oops I think I showed fat ass up
35:25 <HellFury> lol
35:55 <^bozoJim> I have pics of some of my work on imgur
36:07 <Cath^> evening Jim
36:19 <^bozoJim> good evening Cath^
36:23 <^bozoJim> lovely lady :)
37:14 <Cath^> how are you?
37:24 <Cath^> Merry Xmas ad all that
37:48 <^bozoJim> I am good thanks
37:52 <^bozoJim> you too :)
39:21 <Cath^> thanks:)
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40:56 <^bozoJim> hello Zade
41:03 <Zade> hello ^bozoJim
42:15 <Moonie> Evening peoples..
42:50 <Cath^> howdy Zade
42:58 <Cath^> hi there Moonie
43:31 <Moonie> How's things Cath?
43:43 <Zade> hello Cath^
44:51 <^bozoJim> hello Moonie
46:29 <Moonie> What's happening?
46:50 <^bozoJim> not a lot
46:55 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
46:56 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1475) 2. Exo(1091) 3. HellFury(939) 4. nigel(697) 5. SkyFire(618) 6. Sutekh(570) 7. b1rd(542) 8. SED_guy(533) 9. Cath^(343) 10. Kezzie(325)
47:15 <^bozoJim> wow look at that I am again not in teh top ten and I like it
47:30 <Sutekh> sure Jimbo ;p
47:36 <Cath^> yet!
47:38 <Cath^> haha
47:44 <^bozoJim> hello Sutekh
47:59 <^bozoJim> well I am not in the top ten and doubt I will tonight
48:25 <Cath^> i believe in you Jim
48:41 <Cath^> Exo isn't here
48:47 <Sutekh> you like it that much u will stay out of the top10 tonight :D good to see ;p
48:49 <^bozoJim> if I do it will because I ha ve actually said some in chanel
48:53 <Moonie> You might be just behind Kezzie..
48:56 <Cath^> e|f has slowed down
49:03 <Sutekh> !ttop20
49:04 <StatsOP> Today's Top20(words): 11. Moonie(194) 12. ^bozojim(161) 13. flammable(135) 14. President_Trump(90) 15. energizer(88) 16. British^Meat(77) 17. kookaburra(59) 18. Glenn(51) 19. beehhh(50) 20. jigsaw(34)
49:20 <^bozoJim> see I am twelvth
49:37 <Moonie> Couple hundred words out of the top 10.
51:30 <Moonie> Try.typing.sentences.with.full.stops.instead.of.spaces.so.all.the.words.count.as.one.
52:44 <e|f> lol
53:45 <^bozoJim> lol
56:04 <dazzo1> hi
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58:40 <Cath^> my thinkgs are good Moonie..your things?
58:46 <Cath^> hi JJ
58:53 <Cath^> hi dazzo1
59:45 <dazzo1> hi cath
59:47 <e|f> i'm out for the night
59:50 <e|f> take care guys
59:52 <e|f> :)
00:00 <dazzo1> bye
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00:26 <Cath^> oohh...you have a chance now Jim
00:53 <^bozoJim> what do you think I anm some sort of super motor mouth
01:23 <^bozoJim> I have under an hour to get top spot which would mean I have to do a wall of text
02:10 <^bozoJim> tomorrow I have shed again and I am taking the broken doll I was given to pattern the body so I can make it a new one
02:23 <^bozoJim> as well pattern a couple of outfits for it
04:55 <^bozoJim> the person who gave the one I am working on tomorrwo to me as the head was almost off and said it was wrecked
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05:08 <^bozoJim> some people have little idea how to repair them
05:38 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNTM8nxrHLc
05:42 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ISHOME Eva HD Video (Sep 25, 2015) Length: 6:05 - Category: People & Blogs - 9,391 views - 198 likes (99.5%), 1 dislikes (0.5%)
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11:09 <^bozoJim> I was just thinking, no Exo tonight
11:24 * eddie pokes Jum wiv a a large potters wheel
11:35 <^bozoJim> but remembered it is Wednesday night which is the night he goes to the dungeon to check his slaves and otehrs
11:44 <^bozoJim> hello eddie
11:55 * eddie looks... slaves ???
12:01 <eddie> where is my slave ?
12:03 <^bozoJim> yes
12:09 <eddie> hola Jum
12:21 <eddie> moo: os: Microsoft Windows 7 Professional - Service Pack 1 (6.1.7601) up: 15wks 3days 20hrs 5mins 48secs cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-7700K CPU @ 4.20GHz (x64) at 4201MHz (24% Load) gfx: NVIDIA Quadro M4000 -1.00MB res: 2560x1600 32bit 59Hz ram: 38057/65477.2MB (58.12%) [||||||----] hdd: C:\ 349.24GB/465.54GB D:\ 1.46TB/1.82TB E:\ 3.3TB/5.46TB F:\ 496.36GB/512.09GB net: Intel[R] I210 Gigabit Network Connection - 1000MB/s 1.07T
12:35 <eddie> moo: ram: 38076/65477.2MB (58.15%) [||||||----]
12:40 <^bozoJim> I am sure you can ask Exo for one of the ones he has captive in his dungeon given he is the self admitted dungeon master of austnet
12:46 <eddie> just as well I have 64Gb of ram
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13:24 <eddie> bit far to deliver a slave.. I am like on the west coast of RSA
13:27 <eddie> oopps
13:28 <eddie> WA
14:54 <^bozoJim> lol
15:03 <^bozoJim> the most isolated city in the world there
15:03 * HellFury lifts leg near b1rd and lets off a loud smelly fart and looks around to see if b1rd is gagging
17:29 <Zade> depends on the criteria ^bozoJim
17:58 <Zade> if you mean a city of over 1 million then auckland is the most remote
19:49 <eddie> sydney is close to Auckland
20:18 <eddie> Perth is further from Adelaide than Syd to Auck
20:45 * Moonie applauds Hellfury
21:14 <Zade> perth and adelaide are closer than sydney and auckland
24:33 * HellFury bows
26:30 <^bozoJim> lol
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28:43 <Cath^> !ttop10
28:44 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1486) 2. Exo(1091) 3. HellFury(962) 4. nigel(697) 5. SkyFire(618) 6. Sutekh(592) 7. b1rd(542) 8. SED_guy(533) 9. Cath^(374) 10. ^bozojim(336)
28:51 <Cath^> sheesh
28:58 <Cath^> catchin up to me!
29:01 <+Exo> good evening gangstars
29:11 <+Exo> i'm back in the flesh
29:15 * Exo slaps ^bozoJim around a bit with a large trout
29:21 <+Exo> looooooooooool @ ^bozoJim
29:23 <Moonie> Hey EXo..
29:35 * HellFury creeps up to Exo and gives them an atomic bum crack hurting wedgie! and looks oh my Exo your grundies broke!
29:41 <+Exo> yooo Moonie
29:47 * Exo slaps HellFury around with a wet noodle
30:00 * Moonie wets his noodle...
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30:01 * HellFury bitch slaps Exo with a greasy wing wang and says smell the mouldy cheese Exo
30:44 * Exo uses the greasy wing wang on bird the turd
31:01 * HellFury whacks Exo with a blow up doll of Kim Jong Dong!!!!!!! cop that rubber little cock!
31:09 <HellFury> lol
31:10 <HellFury> wow
31:20 * HellFury snorts her water out
31:36 <Cath^> wb Exo
31:57 <+Exo> haha
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32:01 <+Exo> thanks Cath^
32:06 <+Exo> what have i missed
32:12 <HellFury> well
32:18 <+Exo> went to the beach to get some fush and chups
32:27 <HellFury> t1rd took pics of his strap on
32:29 <Cath^> nice
32:31 <HellFury> its got no coolor
32:41 <Cath^> :/
32:58 <Cath^> despite sunning himself
33:10 <HellFury> yeah
33:13 <HellFury> it was white as like the sand
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33:22 <HellFury> you could almost miss it
33:27 <^bozoJim> well well well look who comes in
33:29 * HellFury winks at cath
33:53 <^bozoJim> now look here Exo how many times have I told you not to use teh trout on me
34:18 * ^bozoJim puts his knuckle dusters on
34:22 * HellFury smacks Exo with 4 rubber chickens cop that! *Bok* *Bok* *Bok* *bok*
34:39 <Cath^> lol Hellfury
34:40 <+Exo> loool t1rd has a strap on?
34:43 <HellFury> :P
34:45 <^bozoJim> dont do that HellFury he likes the abuse
34:48 <HellFury> haha
34:56 <+Exo> well well well, look what the cat dragged in
35:03 <+Exo> nice of u to join us this fine evening jim
35:08 <+Exo> hope you had a good xmas
35:10 * ^bozoJim gets Exo AND DEAD LIFTS HIM OVER HIS HEAD
35:13 <^bozoJim> OOPS SORRY
35:28 <+Exo> t1rd would need a strap on for the look of that wiener
35:31 <^bozoJim> I have a faulty caps key
35:57 * ^bozoJim carries Exo around over his head
36:10 <+Exo> woaaa please lower ur tone and stop yelling jimmoi
36:19 <^bozoJim> I am sorry for the yelling
36:31 <+Exo> did the three ghost of xmas visit you last night?
36:31 <^bozoJim> I noticed it after I pasted it and it yelled back at me
36:35 <+Exo> u still seem like a scrooge
36:37 <Glenn> I can hear you all the way to China!!!!
36:49 <^bozoJim> sorry Glenn
37:01 <Glenn> Should think so too.
37:06 <+Exo> haha
37:11 <^bozoJim> no but this guy came to visit me said you sent him to fix scrooge
37:19 <Glenn> Locals will be wonding what's going on!
37:24 <^bozoJim> but I said scrooge is not here anymore
37:27 * Exo slaps the lipstick off of ^bozoJims lips
37:34 <Glenn> ...wondering...
37:45 <^bozoJim> I told them the scrooge is the Exo they talk of
38:04 <^bozoJim> so he was off on the ferry this morning in search of you
38:09 <+Exo> have u been smoking weed again
38:19 <^bozoJim> no I dont smoke weed
39:11 <^bozoJim> Exo I thought you would have spent longer tonight checking your dungeon as you after all are on holidays now
39:53 <+Exo> what is this dungeon you speak of?
40:07 * Exo pulls a Bill Cliton and Richard Nixon, deny deny deny
40:08 <^bozoJim> and by the way, eddie is looking to have one of your slaves as his and I think you can accomodate him
40:34 <^bozoJim> the dungeon you proudly admit to having being austnets own dungeon master
41:01 <+Exo> haha
41:02 <+Exo> * SkyFire buries Jim alive
41:06 <+Exo> your bro bet me too it
41:08 <^bozoJim> lol
41:17 <^bozoJim> and he sort of quit
41:26 <^bozoJim> just after i came on
41:27 <+Exo> now now
41:30 <+Exo> what did u do to him now?
41:46 <^bozoJim> nothing
41:53 <^bozoJim> I think i showed him up thats all
43:00 <+Exo> think he had an accident in the kitchen the other day
43:05 <+Exo> pulled a hammy
43:16 * ^bozoJim decides that Exo has been up in the air long enough and throws him out the window
44:24 <HellFury> pity he did not pull his dick he would not get jealous of Jim
44:33 * Exo slides over and sits next to Cath^ and HellFury in the angels corner
44:40 <^bozoJim> lol
44:55 <HellFury> ;p
46:22 * HellFury mutters under breath.... if he can find it
46:29 <^bozoJim> hehe
47:42 <Cath^> lol
48:26 <+Exo> small mushroom syndrome
48:47 <Cath^> hush
49:00 <HellFury> yeh hes a fungi
49:02 <Cath^> after what we witnessed today..just hush
49:13 <HellFury> lol
49:22 <^bozoJim> lol
49:24 <+Exo> things that are seen cannot be unseen
49:34 <HellFury> that just put me off my pizza
49:43 <Moonie> mmm pizza
49:50 <Cath^> lol
49:55 * HellFury stuffs it down b1rds pants
50:05 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
50:06 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1486) 2. Exo(1312) 3. HellFury(1110) 4. nigel(697) 5. SkyFire(618) 6. Sutekh(592) 7. ^bozojim(569) 8. b1rd(542) 9. SED_guy(533) 10. Cath^(397)
50:15 <^bozoJim> yikes I am in the top ten
50:21 <^bozoJim> trust Exo to make me do it
50:27 <+Exo> i see the 3 amigoes jim, sed_guy and nigel are into the 10
50:46 <^bozoJim> they are not mine
50:53 <+Exo> sed_guy is part of the K K K
51:49 <^bozoJim> ok
51:56 * HellFury flicks mushrooms at exo
51:58 <^bozoJim> you would know as he is one of your gangs Exo?
53:39 <+Exo> i ain't in no gang chump
53:42 <+Exo> i am a honorary citizen
53:51 <+Exo> role model amongst role models
54:10 <^bozoJim> cough cough gag choke splutter choke choke gag
54:26 * Moonie takes his penis out of jim's mouth.
54:32 <+Exo> LOLLL
54:40 <^bozoJim> not that
54:40 <+Exo> i was just gonna say
54:44 <^bozoJim> was Exos comment
55:03 <+Exo> 9/10 people will jump to that conclusion first
55:15 <^bozoJim> trust you to
56:11 * Exo fishes ^bozoJims mind out of the gutter
56:33 <+Exo> what did you get for xmas champ?
56:40 <HellFury> a dirty mind
56:41 <HellFury> :P
56:48 <Sutekh> !ttop10
56:50 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1486) 2. Exo(1378) 3. HellFury(1119) 4. nigel(697) 5. SkyFire(618) 6. ^bozojim(615) 7. Sutekh(593) 8. b1rd(542) 9. SED_guy(533) 10. Cath^(397)
56:57 <Sutekh> :(
57:03 <+Exo> :[]
57:11 <Sutekh> poor effort tonight Jimmbo
57:12 * Exo puts e|f on the she|f
57:34 <+Exo> jim didn't do that bad
57:35 <^bozoJim> well lets see if I cna jump fat ass
57:41 <+Exo> he was good but i was better
57:49 <Sutekh> yeah
58:08 * Exo struts his chest and walks around with the silver medal around his neck
58:08 <Sutekh> who is the fat ass?
58:21 <Sutekh> name caling is so unlike you Jim :(
58:22 <+Exo> either SkyFire or ross the toss
59:29 <Sutekh> fat shaming :(
00:24 <+Exo> need some obesity awareness training
00:50 <^bozoJim> lol
00:52 <Sutekh> so politically incorrect :(
00:57 <^bozoJim> well he does call me fake blind
01:01 <^bozoJim> as he knows these things
01:15 <Sutekh> evil begets evil :(
02:05 <+Exo> he is jealous of your stats record
02:23 <+Exo> that is where the anger transpired from
02:31 <Sutekh> You have heard that it was said, �Love your neighbor[a] and hate your enemy.� 44 But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45 that you may be children of your Father in heaven.
02:41 <+Exo> keeps mentioning how the bot should be destroyed
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03:13 <Sutekh> :(
03:15 <+Exo> yes
03:21 <^bozoJim> yes
03:27 <+Exo> gotta love thy neighbor even if he is living in a van and pooping on your lawn
03:35 <^bozoJim> yet makes a point of showing me when he is ahead when I come in
03:35 <Cath^> who are you calling a fat ass? :/
03:35 <Moonie> oh well... time for bed here... G'night people.
03:41 <^bozoJim> Anthony
03:48 <+Exo> g'nite Moonie
03:54 <^bozoJim> good night Moonie
03:58 <Sutekh> niite Moonie
04:02 <Cath^> Moonie...i have no words..didn't know you swung that way
04:16 <Cath^> nite then
04:21 <Sutekh> JIm :(
05:09 <Cath^> Exo...Moonie has been struck off the list lol
05:10 <Sutekh> He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. 46 If you love those who love you, what reward will you get?
05:28 <+Exo> the list is getting narrow
05:38 <Cath^> i know :/
05:55 <Sutekh> Are not even the tax collectors doing that? 47 And if you greet only your own people, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? 48 Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.
05:58 <Sutekh> :(
06:05 <+Exo> need to start a bachelors in paradise
06:25 <Cath^> haha..none in here
06:33 * ^bozoJim gives Exo a back hander
07:02 <+Exo> stop trying to give me hand jobs jimmoi
07:11 <+Exo> i dun swing that way
07:12 <HellFury> on bachie here atm is b1rd and even the women don't wanna fuck him
07:30 <Sutekh> haha
07:37 <^bozoJim> back hander across the chops
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09:00 <jigsaw> !seen cath^
09:00 <StatsOP> Cath^ ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #sydney 49 minutes ago stating (Ping timeout: 121 seconds).
09:06 <Sutekh> yay!. not even here to collect his prize ;/
10:31 <Cath^> well done e|f
10:46 <+Exo> i let him win today
10:57 <+Exo> i shouldn't win all the time
11:12 <+Exo> people will think i am doping
14:15 <Sutekh> where are my mates pong and trump :(
17:10 <+Exo> quite peaceful without the rascals
17:31 <HellFury> true
17:33 <Sutekh> haha
17:38 <+Exo> i might summon one
17:52 <HellFury> the bucktooth twat and his boyfriend the toss
17:53 * Exo looks in the mirror and says chris` chris` chris`
18:01 <HellFury> no way
18:06 <HellFury> he can stay away
18:19 <Sutekh> i think he copped a zline the other night
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18:36 <Sutekh> wanted to kill people at Christmas :(
19:06 <+Exo> Christmas bringing the worst out of some
19:33 <Sutekh> yeah
19:41 <Sutekh> evil santa
19:50 <Cath^> he made a song
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21:00 <kookaburra> British^meat enjoying the heat in perth?
21:00 <kookaburra> Wasnt my doing 
21:10 <+Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKnvsEkgdlg&feature=youtu.be
21:13 <BlackDevil> Youtube: cunce edm 2017 (Apr 26, 2017) Length: 2:53 - Category: Music - 71 views - 2 likes (66.7%), dislikes (33.3%)
21:32 <Sutekh> lol
22:00 <jigsaw> Where r u kookaburra
22:00 <jigsaw> syd?
22:00 <kookaburra> Yup in Sydney 
22:00 <jigsaw> I got a 5 day heatwave for xmas
22:00 <kookaburra> Surryhills
22:00 <HellFury> bangadish
22:00 <jigsaw> SA
22:08 <Cath^> a new one Exo
22:46 <HellFury> lol
22:55 <+Exo> he made so many
23:00 <kookaburra> Hellfury lives in ghost town near orange
23:00 <jigsaw> is madcow in perth?
23:04 <+Exo> i have lost track of
23:40 <Cath^> he said on skype..he hasn't linked it yet
24:00 <kookaburra> 5 degree at 224 pm bby
24:00 <kookaburra> Welcome to London 
24:00 <kookaburra> BMW is missing the party 
24:06 <+Exo> god bless that young man
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25:08 <Sutekh> My the Lord Jesus light his way :D
26:00 <Cath^> oh Sutekh
26:08 Part: Nero ([email protected]) from #sydney
26:28 <Sutekh> Catherine :D
28:38 <Cath^> your words of wisdom..and hope
29:27 <Sutekh> What else does the world have left ;p
30:00 <jigsaw> can someone boot Cath^^ into submission?
30:20 <Cath^> cheeseburgers!
30:48 <Sutekh> Yum
30:57 <Sutekh> and fries !
31:00 <kookaburra> Lucky country my arse
31:00 <kookaburra> Hope you get more scorcher 
31:00 <kookaburra> Bullier 
31:09 <Cath^> mine!
31:24 * HellFury leans to the left farts and mutters sorry cat and pat
32:00 <HellFury> nope
32:00 <HellFury> when shes ready she will fix her nick
32:00 <jigsaw> did her apple trash break on her again?
33:01 <Sutekh> meet at midnight?
33:40 <Cath^> not for cheeseburgers and fries
33:56 <HellFury> !b1rd, will meet you
34:00 <HellFury> who knows
34:02 <Cath^> lol
34:02 <Sutekh> damn
34:18 <Sutekh> b1rd is too scary
34:22 <HellFury> just watch out
34:30 <HellFury> he will turn up naked with a strap on on
35:31 <Sutekh> wah
35:57 <Sutekh> and his one eyed squirrel
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36:28 <Cath^> below the Australian average
36:32 <HellFury> lol
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47:14 <Cath^> wb SkyFire
47:18 <SkyFire> ty
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53:31 <SkyFire> Oh btw there is now only 363 days toChristmas Eve
53:32 <SkyFire> lol
55:31 <SkyFire> !ttop10
55:34 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Sutekh(222) 2. Exo(133) 3. Cath^(73) 4. HellFury(60) 5. ^bozojim(44) 6. SkyFire(13) 7. Moonie(8)
57:28 * HellFury smacks b1rd with a large blow up Emu *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
57:48 * SkyFire shoots b1rd with a 12 gauge
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16:34 <Cath^> speaking of below average...hi Trump
16:46 <President_Trump> looking in the mirror again Cath^?
16:55 * SkyFire nukes President_Trump
16:58 <President_Trump> dont worry you will find someone better than zade lol
17:05 <Cath^> no we were talking mushrooms
18:49 * SkyFire bulldozes trump's wall
19:15 <HellFury> haha
19:35 <SkyFire> then sends the bill to the whitehouse
20:22 <SkyFire> the real trump has shutdown parliament, until he gets the funds he needs for that stupid wall
20:29 <SkyFire> or until he gets impeached
20:47 <SkyFire> which I don't think will be too long
20:52 <President_Trump> whys it stupid?
21:06 <SkyFire> basically he is holding the country to ransom
21:35 * SkyFire launches a Russian nuclear missile in to the whitehouse
21:51 <President_Trump> why do you care about what's happening in america?
22:01 <SkyFire> oh and contacts the Russians fix the next election
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22:31 <SkyFire> gets a democrat back in the whitehouse
23:30 * SkyFire launches some US nuclear missiles at China, Nth Korea and Russia - muahahahaha
23:53 <SkyFire> that should stir things up a bit
24:17 <SkyFire> given half a chance the real trump will do the same
25:01 <Cath^> nite
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25:29 <SkyFire> wb Cath^ that was quick
25:31 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
25:37 * SkyFire cuddles Cath^ tight
25:42 <President_Trump> the democrats wont give him 5 billion for the stupid wall, sounds like they are holding the country to ransom
25:53 <Cath^> sheesh lol
25:57 <SkyFire> aww
26:07 <SkyFire> it wants you to stay here
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26:27 <President_Trump> SkyFire leave cath alone, shes not interested in a predator like you
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