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52:00 <coles> Bonny is a dirty pig fuck
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49:39 <coles> Bonny is a dirty pig fuck
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18:00 <gecko> Gonna go TV shopping :) get a Sony android one
18:00 <gecko> 4k
18:00 <gecko> With Netflix!
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32:00 <nigel> I’m here
32:00 <nigel> I know
32:00 <nigel> Exciting times
33:00 <nigel> You’re all gonna die eventually 
34:00 <nigel> Ever think about that?
34:00 <nigel> You can’t take your stuff with you when you go
35:00 <gecko> I can
35:00 <nigel> Merry Christmas 
35:00 <nigel> Yes you can
35:00 <nigel> So get as many of my bitcoins as you can
36:00 <nigel> I’m selling cheap
37:00 <nigel> 15,000 per coin only 
37:00 <nigel> It’s a fork though 
37:00 <nigel> Niggoin I call it
38:00 <nigel> It’s a Cryptocurrency 
38:00 <gecko> No shit
38:00 <nigel> Srsly 
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39:00 <nigel> Are you bored?
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40:00 <nigel> Are you not entertained?
41:00 <nigel> :|
41:56 Nick: beagle is now known as beagle1
43:00 <nigel> I’m looking for casual sex
43:00 <nigel> No soliciting ban?
44:00 <nigel> Man
44:00 <nigel> Place is deadpandadolls 
45:00 <nigel> Great nick
47:00 <nigel> I z u brk mm eye kod
49:00 <nigel> I hv dik pks 
49:00 <nigel> Msgme
50:00 <nigel> ;)
51:00 <nigel> Also?
51:00 <nigel> Moonie: 
51:00 <Moonie> nigel:
52:00 <nigel> Tell me about yourself. Do you have a vulva?
53:00 <nigel> Sorry, I meant VOLVO 
53:00 <Moonie> I'm sure ya did, git.
53:00 <nigel> Hehehe
53:00 <nigel> Did that make you just a tiny bit laugh?
54:00 <Moonie> Not in the slightest.
54:00 <nigel> Geez
54:00 <nigel> What for a bitter human being are you?
55:00 <nigel> That was a top joke
55:00 <Moonie> One that doesn't find fuckwits funny.
56:00 <nigel> Fuckwit *tsk*
56:00 <nigel> I’m hurt
56:00 <nigel> Really
57:00 <nigel> Here I was, being friendly 
57:00 <nigel> And you call me fuckwit
58:00 <nigel> Well, you’re a bit of a fuckwit yourself.
58:00 <e|f> morning ladies and gents
00:00 <nigel> I’m going to go ahead and assume your life sucks balls.
00:00 <nigel> Dazzol
01:00 <nigel> Can I call you Dazza?
02:00 <nigel> Das
03:00 <nigel> Or Daz 
03:00 <nigel> :/
05:00 <nigel> Ahhhhhhhhhhh Fjord 
06:00 <nigel> Good for lunch I gotta was here for you yesterday and the kids and the girls and the little girls were doing well I think we were doing well I guess that’s what we were doing with them and they were just glad 
06:00 <nigel> My autocorrect is obsessed with little girls 
07:00 <nigel> Weird
07:00 <nigel> Kinda looks like a Trump speech
08:00 <nigel> The world is a vampirrreeee
13:00 <nigel> Thank you
13:00 <nigel> How long it’s been!
14:00 <Sutekh> Good...How are u champ?
14:00 <Sutekh> longgggggg time
14:00 <nigel> Champ?
14:00 <Sutekh> how is that gorgeous wife of urs
15:00 <nigel> Oh, she’s good. 
15:00 <nigel> And Sharon and the kids?
15:00 <nigel> Still golfing?
15:00 <Sutekh> yup
16:00 <nigel> Man.
17:00 <Sutekh> what else would they do
17:00 <nigel> So, like, are you still secretly gay then?
17:00 <Sutekh> yeah
17:00 <Sutekh> well not on here
17:00 <nigel> Man.
18:00 <Sutekh> everyone knows im a tranny on here
18:00 <nigel> Trannies are hot
18:00 <Exo> morning gangstars
18:00 <Sutekh> hey Exo :D
19:00 <Sutekh> nigel, IRC is where we can all be our true selves
19:00 <Sutekh> no need to try and impress anyone, i like it
19:00 <nigel> Gangstas ain’t it?
19:00 <nigel> I dress as a woman on here.
19:00 <Sutekh> people accept me on here for being a homless tranny who eats cat food
19:00 <nigel> But I’m comfortable 
20:00 <nigel> Exo
20:00 <nigel> What’s that short for?
21:00 <b1rd> Lol
22:00 <nigel> b1rd: how are ya man?
22:00 <Sutekh> nigel, meet b1rd.. b1rd is a good man
22:00 <nigel> Still a fucking racist?
22:00 <nigel> Oh I know b1rd
22:00 <nigel> He’s a fucking racist
23:00 <nigel> Though I don’t actually care
24:00 <nigel> Just saying is all
24:00 <Sutekh> yeah 
25:00 <Exo> alienated//[[nigel]]/
25:00 <Sutekh> we are working on b1rds attitude
26:00 <Exo> b1rd becomes a scrooge on xmas 
26:00 <nigel> In what way?
26:00 <nigel> Does he have money?
26:00 <Exo> he does alright financially
27:00 <nigel> You know his finances?
27:00 <nigel> Hehe
27:00 <nigel> Well that’s as good as any cryptocurrency 
28:00 <Sutekh> nigel, b1rd tells IRC fibs.. lie he owns a van, dont believe him :D
29:00 <Exo> loll
29:00 <nigel> So to be a Scrooge, you actually need some of your own dough to not give out
29:00 <Exo> yes a van with curtains
29:00 <nigel> Of fancy
30:00 <nigel> You guys have a good Xmas?
31:00 <nigel> In which land?
31:00 <nigel> Like Norway?
32:00 <nigel> Sweden?
32:00 <nigel> Oh. Well that’s not north of me
32:00 <nigel> That’s east of me
33:00 <nigel> Switzerland here
34:00 <Sutekh> nigel eats alot of cheese and drinks alot of milk
34:00 <nigel> Jawohl 
34:00 <nigel> I have 3 cows
35:00 <b1rd> At nude beach
35:00 <nigel> And I make my own cheese
35:00 <b1rd> About tan me bum dik balls
35:00 <nigel> Yes, but less oppressed 
36:00 <nigel> :D
37:00 <nigel> You know they’re watching you right now
37:00 <b1rd> Eat pear
37:00 <b1rd> Then strip off
37:00 <nigel> And they see it when you tug the ol’ todger 
38:00 <b1rd> Tannin bro
38:00 <b1rd> Ye had a good tug last night
39:00 <nigel> Good for you 
39:00 <b1rd> Ty
39:00 <nigel> I fucked my wife
39:00 <b1rd> Some fat bolted down guy in airforce 
39:00 <Exo> good morning lads
39:00 <e|f> sup Exo :D
40:00 <b1rd> Dw i know him
40:00 <b1rd> I got no weapons of mass ass destruction 
40:00 <nigel> It’s disconcerting 
41:00 <b1rd> Above average yea
41:00 <nigel> Get outta there man!
41:00 <nigel> Unless you’re actually Chinese
41:00 <nigel> In which case, just carry on
41:00 <Exo> mornin e|f brosky
41:00 <Exo> we're in for a hot day today
41:00 <e|f> here too by the looks of it
42:00 <b1rd> Na all good
42:00 <b1rd> Mobile service not so good
42:00 <nigel> Are you breaking the law being on irc?
42:00 <Exo> might head to the beach again later on
43:00 <e|f> yeah
44:00 <Exo> morning Fury
44:00 <HellFury> morning Exo
44:00 <b1rd> ? 
44:00 <b1rd> Hellfury i at nude beach
44:00 <nigel> XD
45:00 <b1rd> Brb get organised me bag
45:00 <lx> 1 Not too long now1 b1rd...
45:00 <Exo> i beat off to vintage porn
45:00 <Exo> that's my go to thing
46:00 <nigel> Mine is whatever I can get for free on PH
46:00 <HellFury> i bet you are
46:00 <Exo> softcore doesn't stimulate enough arousal
46:00 <HellFury> don't scare the women
47:00 <Sutekh> morning HellFury :D
47:00 <nigel> There are no women here
47:00 <Sutekh> nigel, im hre
47:00 <nigel> Oh
47:00 <Sutekh> isnt a 1/2 women good enough for u bro?
48:00 <HellFury> waiting for teenager to wake up so i can take him to Kmart
48:00 <nigel> Well what’s a tranny into?
48:00 <HellFury> ask kookaburra when they come on
48:00 <Sutekh> well, i love shoes
49:00 <nigel> Kmart? Srsly?
49:00 <HellFury> hes 15
49:00 <HellFury> and yes
49:00 <Sutekh> very high heels
49:00 <HellFury> i have a teenage nephew into nerf guns
49:00 <Exo> wait til kookaburra  comes flying in on his magic carpet
49:00 <Sutekh> and i love my makeup and selfe stick
49:00 <nigel> Suketh, I thunk we should hook up.
50:00 <HellFury> actually all 3 kids (2 of which aren't here) love nerf guns
50:00 <nigel> As they say in NZ
50:00 <HellFury> stupid cold sore pissin me off
50:00 <nigel> Gross
50:00 <HellFury> been 8 yrs since i had one
50:00 <nigel> The cold sore I mean
51:00 <Sutekh> nigel, im up for it
51:00 <HellFury> so its not like i get them all the time
51:00 <nigel> Not you Sutekh
51:00 <nigel> You fine
51:00 <nigel> It’s how you got it
52:00 <HellFury> i got it when i was 10
52:00 <HellFury> hanging around someone who got them
52:00 <nigel> Ohh 
52:00 <Sutekh> nigel, what colour lippy do u prefer, personally i like the nude shades?
52:00 <HellFury> her and sister got bad cold sores and i happened to be in the same room as them one day and yeah they had bad ones
52:00 <nigel> Nude lippy?
53:00 <Sutekh> ohh clearly u dont know girlie stuffs
53:00 <nigel> Wait...
53:00 <nigel> How cold sores aren’t airborne 
54:00 <Sutekh> nigel, consult with ur wife re: lip sticks
54:00 <nigel> Sutekh: I don’t pay attention 
55:00 <HellFury> room = contaminated = pillows toys whatever they touch
55:00 <nigel> Treat em mean, keep em keen 
55:00 <nigel> Ohhhh
55:00 <nigel> Grützi wohl 
56:00 <Sutekh> nigel, to be a true intellectual like me, u gotta have worldly knowledge ;p
56:00 <nigel> Mental note, keep kids away from cold sore kids
56:00 <Exo> guten tag nigel
57:00 <Sutekh> im hoping ur knowledge is better on Gstrings
57:00 <Exo> heil dir im siegerkranz
57:00 <nigel> Geht‘s gut?
58:00 <nigel> G strings, yes
58:00 <nigel> No
58:00 <Exo> nigel would like some bratwurst and bier
58:00 <nigel> Wie kennst du dieses Ausdrück?
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59:00 <nigel> Bin erstaunt!
59:00 <Exo> ich bin deutsche
00:00 <nigel> *sigh*
00:00 <Exo> ich komme aus Preußen
00:00 <nigel> Wirklich?
00:00 <nigel> Oh
00:00 <Exo> ja
02:00 <nigel> Soooooo
02:00 <b1rd> Naked on beach
02:00 <nigel> Really
02:00 <b1rd> Who wanna come laugh
02:00 <b1rd> Ye
02:00 <nigel> Ich nehme es dass du kennst der König an?
02:00 <Exo> wie heissen sie?
02:00 <nigel> Ich empfehle per du zum Reden.
03:00 <Sutekh> b1rd, dont get sand up ur anus today, ok champ?
03:00 <b1rd> Mostly old guys tanning and clothed women pervin 
03:00 <b1rd> Na i got towel
03:00 <b1rd> This time
03:00 <Sutekh> good
03:00 <b1rd> Ye
03:00 <Exo> wo kommen sie her?
04:00 <nigel> Look, a secret that they don’t tell you... if you beat off with a fistful of sand it’s like pussy.
04:00 <nigel> Try it
04:00 <Exo> remember to slip slop slap son
04:00 <b1rd> Lol
04:00 <b1rd> Ye i put sunscreen on face
04:00 <b1rd> Got hat on too
04:00 <Exo> no wayfarer sunglasses?
05:00 <b1rd> Na sunnies r for junkies
05:00 <b1rd> Who cant stand daylight
05:00 <b1rd> Hi elf im on nude beach tanning nude
05:00 <Exo> re-downloading medieval total war 2
05:00 <Exo> haven't played it in ages
05:00 <nigel> And using google translate 
06:00 <Exo> morning e|fy
06:00 <Sutekh> some guy in a red suit broke into my house last night
06:00 <e|f> hi everyone :)
06:00 <Exo> are you sure it's a nude beach 
06:00 <b1rd> Lol
06:00 <e|f> happy christmas for yesterday
06:00 <Exo> how was your xmas e|f?
06:00 <Exo> yeah mate, to you too
06:00 <b1rd> Homeless guy dressed as santa doin a burg
06:00 <Exo> das bolschewistische Ungeheuer, dem sie die europäischen Nationen ausliefern wollen, wird sie und ihre Völker dereinst selbst zerfetzen
07:00 <b1rd> Merry xmas elf
07:00 <b1rd> Happy boxin day
07:00 <Sutekh> morning e|f
07:00 <nigel> Lo
07:00 <e|f> xmas was pretty good
07:00 <e|f> quiet one here
07:00 <Sutekh> b1rd, i got him good with my taser
07:00 <b1rd> Lol
07:00 <e|f> i don't think he's using google translate
07:00 <e|f> it's far too accurate
08:00 <b1rd> Get a shag elf? 
08:00 <nigel> Google translate is awesome
08:00 <nigel> Do you speak German?
08:00 <Exo> Bing Translate is better
08:00 <nigel> But he is speaking crap
09:00 <e|f> lol
09:00 <e|f> bbiab
09:00 <e|f> i learned german at school for a year many years ago
09:00 <e|f> i know a few German words - mostly concrete nouns and numbers
09:00 <Exo> if someone has a different political or religious view to you it automatically equals crap doesn't it nigel?
10:00 <b1rd> Ok gomna tan
10:00 <b1rd> Bbs
10:00 <lx> 1 ...so quiet now1 b1rd...
10:00 <nigel> Oh please
10:00 <Sutekh> good topic Exo, lets all donate $1 to b1rd so he can buy a decent pair of swimmers
10:00 <nigel> It’s just random crap you’ve translated 
10:00 <e|f> ein, zwei, drei, feir, fumph, secks, zeiben
10:00 <e|f> (misspelled)
10:00 <nigel> Sehr gut
11:00 <nigel> Then he’d have like 3 bucks
11:00 <Exo> yea, we could always start a canned food drive 
11:00 <Exo> i got some spam ham and creamed corn
11:00 <HellFury> haha
11:00 <e|f> danke
12:00 <Exo> nigel do you prefer tuna in olive oil or spring water?
12:00 <nigel> Oil 
12:00 <Exo> A 'Christmas Box' in Britain is a name for a Christmas present. Boxing Day was traditionally a day off for servants and the day when they received a 'Christmas Box' from the master. The servants would also go home on Boxing Day to give 'Christmas Boxes' to their families.
12:00 <Exo> Happy peasants day!!
12:00 <Sutekh> and we need to increase the newstart allowance by at least $1000 a week 
12:00 <nigel> So you got to 7 eh?
12:00 <e|f> heh
12:00 <e|f> acht, neun, zehn, elf, zwolf, dreisig
13:00 <nigel> I agree
13:00 <e|f> well Sutekh, if the Greens ever get into power, we might see that happen
13:00 <nigel> But only because I don’t pay tax in Oz
13:00 <Exo> we need a $5000 a person stimulus package from ScoMo
13:00 <e|f> i forget
13:00 <e|f> it was a long, long time ago
13:00 <nigel> Ahhh close
13:00 <e|f> yeah, lol
13:00 <e|f> maybe twenty years ago
13:00 <nigel> Dreizehn 
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14:00 <Moonie> Great idea Exo..
14:00 <Sutekh> e|f, i reccon if that happened, id try harder to get sacked ;p very hard to get the boot when ur a hard working public servant like me :D
14:00 <e|f> lol yeah
14:00 <e|f> ah yeah
14:00 <e|f> three and ten
14:00 <e|f> makes sense
14:00 <Exo> aller anfang ist schwer
14:00 <Exo> all hard at the beginning
14:00 <nigel> Hehe 
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15:00 <e|f> i've worked for the public service before so i know what you mean
15:00 <Exo> need to put those people on work for the dole on doing something useful. I have a few gutters that need cleaning and fences to be painted 
15:00 <Exo> aus schaden wird man klug
15:00 <e|f> if i had a better foundation in linguistics, maybe i could extrapolate better
15:00 <e|f> but sometimes extrapolating will only get one so far
15:00 <Exo> absolutely
16:00 <nigel> God public service...
16:00 <Sutekh> seriously im flat out inbetwweem donut breaks
16:00 <b1rd> Tannin bum now
16:00 <nigel> I couldn’t stand the shitty pay
16:00 <nigel> Exo, wie wäre es wenn ich dir mit etwas schwer klopfen?
17:00 <e|f> base wage for a low-tier public servant now would be at least $50,000 per annum
17:00 <e|f> pretty good but depends on how you want to look at it
17:00 <nigel> Pfft
17:00 <Exo> are you gonna flash someone a fruitbowl b1rd?
17:00 <nigel> I’m on like 160k 
17:00 <Sutekh> 50K, people work for such a low wage, fcking disgrace !
17:00 <Exo> sure you are nigel
18:00 <e|f> well an APS1 public servant would get about that now
18:00 <nigel> Sure, I’m a VP
18:00 <e|f> but such a job would be so simplistic
18:00 <e|f> do you know how to scan documents, write basic emails?
18:00 <e|f> that would probably be the extent of the job
18:00 <Exo> how much do corrupt public servants make 
18:00 <e|f> lol
18:00 <nigel> Seit wir von Schwerer dinge reden.
18:00 <Exo> Ich bin nicht Homosexuell
18:00 <Exo> man muss die Dinge nehmen, wie sie kommen
19:00 <nigel> I pity you low earners
19:00 <Moonie> Probably 2-3 packs of cigarettes a week, depending on how they put out..
19:00 <nigel> Doch
19:00 <Exo> taten sagen mehr als Worte
19:00 <nigel> Is bing really translating that for you?
20:00 <e|f> i found my job at the public service very easy and very boring
20:00 <e|f> but, whatever
20:00 <e|f> different strokes for different folks
20:00 <Sutekh> e|f, every organisation needs some peckers at the bottom, who else can we bully?
20:00 <e|f> lol
20:00 <Exo> no
20:00 <Exo> AskJeeves
20:00 <Exo> all search engines are powered by gOOgle
20:00 <nigel> Heh
21:00 <e|f> private sector is very different
21:00 <e|f> different animal altogether
21:00 <nigel> Man
21:00 <nigel> It’s just weird
21:00 <Exo> Dienst ist Dienst und Schnaps ist Schnaps
21:00 <Sutekh> hai Exo
22:00 <Sutekh> i cant ask the regional manager or CEO to suck my dick, so ... yeah
22:00 <nigel> Nah, just better paid
22:00 <e|f> depends on what you do, nigel
22:00 <nigel> I don’t do much personally 
22:00 <e|f> what do you do?
22:00 <nigel> I don’t have a trout
22:00 <Exo> dennis the menace
22:00 <Exo> morning Sutekh
22:00 <Sutekh> nigel has sneeked out on his wife again i see
22:00 <nigel> But they don’t say homosexual in German 
22:00 <Exo> what do they say
22:00 <Exo> they say it in east prussia
22:00 <Sutekh> hows the 3 kids nigel?
23:00 <nigel> Manage a team
23:00 <nigel> Of 10
23:00 <e|f> ok, cool
23:00 <nigel> But they do all the work
23:00 <e|f> yeah
23:00 <nigel> So yeah
23:00 <e|f> do you have a university degree?
23:00 <nigel> Sure
23:00 <e|f> good on you
23:00 <nigel> Do you?
23:00 <e|f> no
23:00 <nigel> Schwul
23:00 <Exo> whatever happened to that bloke that came in here a few years ago
23:00 <Sutekh> teaching them german hey
23:00 <Exo> resol or someshit
23:00 <Sutekh> ohh yeah i remember him
23:00 <e|f> !seen someshit
23:00 <StatsOP> e|f, I don't remember seeing someshit.
23:00 <nigel> Exo was speaking perfect German via bing
23:00 <Sutekh> liked to stroke dogs
24:00 <nigel> Ohhhhhh
24:00 <nigel> Then you don’t know “stuff”
24:00 <e|f> lol yeah
24:00 <e|f> there is a lot that i don't know
24:00 <nigel> I have 2 kids
24:00 <nigel> 3
24:00 <Sutekh> ohh 2, my bad
24:00 <nigel> God
24:00 <Exo> e|f schwul
24:00 <nigel> Imagine
24:00 <Sutekh> and ur swis wife hey
24:00 <Exo> where are u from nigel
24:00 <nigel> Brisbane
24:00 <nigel> But I have a Swiss wife
25:00 <nigel> You know the most important thing about getting ahead?
25:00 <e|f> tell me
25:00 <nigel> Getting everyone else to quit :D
25:00 <e|f> lol
25:00 <nigel> And live in Switzerland now
25:00 <Sutekh> I know all about nigel, the CIA told me
25:00 <Sutekh> they watch him here
25:00 <Exo> do you kno witchykitten
25:00 <nigel> Nah
26:00 <nigel> It’s surprisingly easy
26:00 <Sutekh> HellFury's day starts early
26:00 <HellFury> mostly
26:00 <e|f> i would say the smart people know how to adapt and change in this world
26:00 <Sutekh> apparently he trades illegally in cheese . eggs and milk
26:00 <nigel> I do... I have mules even
27:00 <e|f> university degrees are only so useful
27:00 <HellFury> kid wants to go to Kmart i have to go get him
27:00 <Moonie> Hey Hellfury..
27:00 <e|f> a lot of fuckwits have them
27:00 <e|f> hi HellFury :)
27:00 <HellFury> moonie
27:00 <HellFury> heya e|lf
27:00 <e|f> happy christmas for yesterday :D
27:00 <HellFury> anyone want a cat
27:00 <HellFury> shes orange and annoying
27:00 <HellFury> ta and to you
27:00 <Sutekh> e|f, u like dudes like Darwin hey
27:00 <Moonie> hahaha Won't leave you alone, Hellfury?
27:00 <nigel> Real mules I mean
27:00 <Sutekh> haha
27:00 <Exo> do you yodel he hoo in the alps
28:00 <e|f> Sutekh, lol
28:00 <HellFury> shes head butting and clingy
28:00 <nigel> Pfft, spend your day showing support for your boss while quietly fucking him over...
28:00 <nigel> You’ll be in that seat in no time
28:00 <Sutekh> darwin the fckn infidel ;p
28:00 <HellFury> i fed her already so shes not hungry she wants pats
28:00 <nigel> I have never seen a toddler funnily enough
28:00 <nigel> Though I have seen the annual yodler meeting.
28:00 <nigel> Where no actual yodeling goes on.
28:00 <nigel> But they dress up for it
29:00 <Moonie> I'd give her pats for you if I could.
29:00 <HellFury> i don't mind it but the fact my arms are burnt
29:00 <Moonie> Ouch..
29:00 <HellFury> and she rubs along em its annoying
29:00 <nigel> You should really look after your children’s emotional needs HellFury 
29:00 <HellFury> its a feline
29:00 <HellFury> aka cat
29:00 <HellFury> no kids
29:00 <Sutekh> send me some swiss baked eggs mate, brekkie time here
29:00 <nigel> Baked eggs?
29:00 <e|f> send me a swiss army knife too
29:00 <e|f> please
29:00 <e|f> <3
29:00 <nigel> Go buy your own
30:00 <HellFury> and she got a shit load of pats at 7 am
30:00 <HellFury> she just wants more
30:00 <nigel> Oh
30:00 <HellFury> pay attention to the part where i said anyone want a cat
30:00 <e|f> lol
30:00 <e|f> or pretty much anything german-made - usually is of a high quality
30:00 <Exo> haha
30:00 <nigel> Swiss Army knives are crap though 
30:00 <Exo> i would like a swiss watch if your handing out presents
30:00 <Sutekh> lol
31:00 <e|f> :p
31:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/jCwIRjj
31:00 <HellFury> one of these
31:00 <HellFury> and she has just moved
31:00 <HellFury> so my turn too
31:00 <e|f> HellFury has an arsenal of memes at her disposal for all occassions
31:00 <HellFury> or i have that one
31:00 <HellFury> coz she mostly does that
31:00 <e|f> why are they crap? :o
31:00 <nigel> I carry leatherman multi instead
31:00 <e|f> leatherman is american
31:00 <nigel> Just old tech really 
31:00 <nigel> Inox steel
31:00 <e|f> hmm ok
31:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
31:00 <e|f> yea
32:00 <e|f> lol yeah
32:00 <e|f> nice cat
32:00 <Sutekh> got a black cat HellFury?
32:00 <e|f> i have the basic leatherman one - few knives, needlenose pliers
32:00 <nigel> They have way stronger blades
33:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/V0iRBjU
33:00 <HellFury> Pixie yep
33:00 <HellFury> Sara bugged me so i went and got her food
33:00 <HellFury> lol lil shit wanted more
33:00 <e|f> https://www.eliteoutdoorgear.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/product_y_l_yl831439.jpg
33:00 <e|f> they do
33:00 <Exo> that's very nifty
34:00 <Sutekh> nice, i need a black cat to help me with my spells etc
34:00 <HellFury> shes all yours
34:00 <HellFury> just feed her geckos
34:00 <nigel> I have the titanium
34:00 <e|f> very nice :)
34:00 <nigel> Most useful blade is the belt cutter funnily enough 
35:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
35:00 <HellFury> pat wants to go bargain hunting
35:00 <HellFury> bbs
35:00 <lx> 1 The channel will be quiet without you1 HellFury...
35:00 <e|f> hb
35:00 <e|f> well
35:00 <e|f> rolex watch please <3
35:00 <nigel> When you need to cut some cord, or a box...
35:00 <e|f> lol yea
35:00 <nigel> Rolex sucks
35:00 <nigel> You want a Patek 
36:00 <Sutekh> lol
36:00 <HellFury> ta couch and bed frame hunting
36:00 <HellFury> the old couch we have is almost kaput
36:00 <e|f> hmm
36:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
36:00 <nigel> Or a Casio
36:00 <nigel> XD
36:00 <e|f> lol
37:00 <HellFury> and bed frame well
37:00 <HellFury> hes had them both over well 10-12 yrs
37:00 <e|f> i suppose even all over the world there is a limit to perfection
37:00 <e|f> lot of people doing much of the same thing
37:00 <e|f> watchmakers, for example
37:00 <nigel> Ah, look... Rolex is just a name
37:00 <e|f> yea
38:00 <nigel> Kaput...
38:00 <nigel> Kaputte
38:00 <nigel> You want accuracy, not artsy fartsy crap
38:00 <e|f> true
39:00 <nigel> Kaputtkriegst
39:00 <HellFury> yeah
39:00 <HellFury> has rips from when coppers cut into it and collapsed in middle
39:00 <e|f> it's all that farting that broke the furniture
39:00 <e|f> :D
39:00 <HellFury> nah i sued to sit on it and it just sunk in
39:00 <e|f> lol yeah
39:00 <HellFury> oh and his ex was fatter than me
39:00 <nigel> Ergo Casio
39:00 <Exo> nigel is a wise dude
39:00 <Sutekh> he is
39:00 <Exo> my g-shock does the job
40:00 <e|f> well, good luck with it
40:00 <HellFury> so she also broke it
40:00 <e|f> i hope you find some bargains
40:00 <HellFury> me too
40:00 <nigel> At Kmart
40:00 <HellFury> nope
40:00 <HellFury> going to super amart
40:00 <HellFury> kids still asleep
40:00 <nigel> My god
40:00 <nigel> Go to Ikea
40:00 <nigel> I have the pro trek digital 
40:00 <Sutekh> nigel likes to play the fool, but we aint fooled ;p
40:00 <e|f> most people these days carry a smartphone - and those have clocks on them, usually which are synced to a time server etc
40:00 <e|f> so... pretty accurate
40:00 <nigel> Yeah, but y’know
40:00 <nigel> You can’t get seconds in the iPhone 
41:00 <nigel> At least that
41:00 <HellFury> nope
41:00 <HellFury> he refuses to get anything thats furniture from Ikea
41:00 <HellFury> anyway
41:00 <HellFury> back later
41:00 <e|f> boxing day sales might prove fruitful
41:00 <e|f> never know
41:00 <e|f> k, ttyl
41:00 <nigel> Super amart... just... no 
41:00 <e|f> can on an android :D
41:00 <Exo> watches are just an accessory
41:00 <nigel> I use my watch a lot
41:00 <e|f> some watches work on body movement so no battery required
42:00 <nigel> Time to sleep I think
42:00 <Exo> those fitness watches can be useful
42:00 <nigel> Yeah, but the tension coil gets less effective in a mechanical
42:00 <Exo> i got a Tissot just for occasions
42:00 <nigel> Tissot is okay
43:00 <Sutekh> whats the time there nigel?
43:00 <nigel> 12:43
43:00 <nigel> AM 
43:00 <nigel> I like em
44:00 <Sutekh> damn, u need to pop in about 12 hours from now
44:00 <Sutekh> thats when all the nutters are lined up here ;p
44:00 <nigel> So y’know... tschüss!
44:00 <nigel> Especially the touch
44:00 <nigel> That’s a great watch
44:00 <Exo> never got into smart watches
44:00 <nigel> It’s not a smart watch
45:00 <Sutekh> unless ur unfortunate enough to have a job
45:00 <e|f> auf weidersehn
45:00 <e|f> i guess
45:00 <e|f> >_>
45:00 <nigel> I have the Fossil Q Grant
45:00 <Exo> next they will make a tamagotchi watch
45:00 <nigel> I wear that the most
45:00 <nigel> Even though it’s the cheapest 
46:00 <Sutekh> haha
46:00 <nigel> 90 bucks as I remember 
46:00 <Exo> yeh as long as it looks good and is comfortable to wear 
47:00 <nigel> I just can’t stand the Apple Watch 
47:00 <e|f> take a byte out of an apple
47:00 <nigel> The screen never comes on with the first lift
48:00 <nigel> You gotta do this double or tripple lift movement 
48:00 <nigel> Super annoying 
48:00 <Exo> apple products are schwul
48:00 <e|f> i never bothered with any of apple's products
48:00 <nigel> I got the iPhone
48:00 <e|f> sorry to hear that
48:00 <Exo> though i prefer the ipad over samsung tablet 
49:00 <Exo> oats for breakfast 
49:00 <Exo> yuck
49:00 <e|f> both are good for you
49:00 <e|f> but arguably "yuck" too
49:00 <nigel> Mostly because Android security and privacy is so shit
49:00 <nigel> Tablets are a waste in my opinion 
49:00 <e|f> the form factor has limits
49:00 <Exo> only use it to lounge around 
49:00 <e|f> maybe in 5 or 10 years' time they will have something better
50:00 <Exo> yep, most foods that are not good for you don't taste the best 
50:00 <Exo> we will have hologram phone calls like in star wars
50:00 <nigel> They just don’t do anything my phone doesn’t already do
50:00 <e|f> lol yea
50:00 <e|f> they had the touchscreen stuff on star trek or whatever
50:00 <e|f> and that one came true
50:00 <e|f> so who knows
51:00 <Exo> anyone going out for boxing day shopping today?
51:00 <Moonie> Probably not.. If I do, I'll only spend money on stuff I don't need. 
51:00 <Exo> it's just a matter of time 
51:00 <nigel> LCARS 
51:00 <Exo> people will move from sexting to hologram nudes 
51:00 <Exo> what a time to be alive
51:00 <e|f> someone will have to break the laws of psychics, maybe
51:00 <e|f> lol yea
51:00 <e|f> physics :D
51:00 <e|f> psychics too
51:00 <e|f> hahaha
52:00 <Moonie> How about you, Exo?
52:00 <nigel> It’ll be shit though
52:00 <Exo> Khaled Mardam-Bey could always improve mirc in many ways 
52:00 <Exo> that lazy arse
52:00 <nigel> Cos it’ll be Apple holograms 
53:00 <Exo> lol yeah your right Moonie
53:00 <Exo> i did want to go check out some things but don't like shopping when it's too crowded
53:00 <Exo> http://darkenedheart.co.uk/mirc_reg_box.jpg
53:00 <e|f> lol
54:00 <Moonie> I like to go sit and have coffee when it's crowded and just watch people be stupid.
54:00 <e|f> i suppose you could put raw organic honey in green tea to make it taste a bit better
54:00 <nigel> That guy is an a*******
54:00 <e|f> "Hey Khaled, some users are playing up in my chat room. Can you help me?"
54:00 <e|f> "Sure, just let me finish my cup of mint tea and I'll be right on it for you!"
54:00 <e|f> "Thanks, Khaled. You're the best!"
54:00 <Exo> hahahaah
55:00 <e|f> sure new innovations will be quickly adopted by the major tech companies
55:00 <e|f> i'm sure they have people looking into such things right now
56:00 <Exo> haha, even finding a parking spot can be a challenge though 
56:00 <Moonie> Of course it's also good in Summer because the women are usually wearing less.
56:00 <Exo> yeh e|f, sometimes i put some manuka honey into the oats
56:00 <e|f> nice :D
56:00 <nigel> The future literally sucks balls
57:00 <Exo> haha yeah man
57:00 <Exo> moving out of the leggings season
57:00 <e|f> the beach is always good for a casual women-perving session
57:00 <e|f> they have like skunk labs or whatever
57:00 <Exo> they don't want to fall behind and become irrelevant like nokia and kodak
57:00 <e|f> people paid to find things out
57:00 <e|f> the big companies, that is
57:00 <nigel> Nokia just didn’t compare
57:00 <Exo> or just buy people out like apple does 
58:00 <Moonie> Yeah, but I'm allergic to sunlight.
58:00 <e|f> :o
58:00 <Exo> yep, the beach and the gym
58:00 <Exo> when a hottie walks in
58:00 <e|f> yea
58:00 <e|f> kodak pretty much went dead with the advent of the digital camera
59:00 <Exo> testosterone increases by 200%
59:00 <e|f> everyone lifts, right?
59:00 <e|f> in a number of ways
59:00 <e|f> :D
59:00 <Moonie> ... and you hear a huge inhalation as everyone sucks their gut in haha
59:00 <Exo> everyone jumps on the heaviest weights
59:00 <Exo> hahaha
59:00 <Exo> they bought out instagram and tried to buy snapchat
59:00 <e|f> i thought facebook bought instagram
59:00 <Exo> morning HellFury
59:00 <Exo> ohh yeh my bad it was Fb
59:00 <e|f> yeah well your idea was perfect
59:00 <nigel> Who uses Fb still?
59:00 <Exo> but kodak had some of the first digital camera technology but never let it see the light 
59:00 <e|f> the big companies will often just buy the competition out 
59:00 <HellFury> morning
59:00 <e|f> sup HellFury :D
00:00 <Exo> there's a creeper or two there you will always see there for hours but barely work out 
00:00 <Exo> wonder what those guys are there for aye
00:00 <e|f> lol
00:00 <Exo> they were afraid it will eat into their current market and business of film
00:00 <HellFury> not much e|f tired i passed out at 6 am
00:00 <e|f> lol nice
00:00 <e|f> yeah a lot of people afraid to take risks
00:00 <Exo> you pull an all nighter  HellFury?
00:00 <e|f> why try to change your whole business if the model seems to be working perfectly?
00:00 <nigel> Okay, bed kids
01:00 <e|f> exercise the eye muscles, maybe
01:00 <Moonie> When you're finished with the weights you're working on, set it for an extra 3 or 4 on what you were using then walk away.
01:00 <Exo> putting ideas into b1rds head now
01:00 <Moonie> He's probably way ahead of you Exo.
01:00 <nigel> Night!
01:00 <e|f> auf weidersehn, nigel
02:00 <e|f> spray the equipment with water
02:00 <Exo> knowing him, he would join the body bump/attack classes 
02:00 <e|f> so it looks like someone's sweat their guts out on them
02:00 <Exo> hahaha
02:00 <Moonie> body bump is a class?
02:00 <e|f> microsoft should have got into the phone market earlier
02:00 <e|f> but they didn't so
02:00 <Exo> yep it's easy to judge now but during that time it's a different story 
02:00 <e|f> lol yea exactly
02:00 <e|f> my plan is to live forever - and so far so good
03:00 <Exo> all the hotties got their headphones on, pretty much an indirect 'Do Not DISTURB' sign 
03:00 <Exo> oops pump i meant
03:00 <Moonie> haha
03:00 <Exo> body bump doesn't sound that bad though haha
03:00 <Moonie> It sounds pretty good, I was about to sign up.
03:00 <Exo> haha we can only increase that plan by what we can actually control 
03:00 <e|f> :D
03:00 <Exo> food/lifestyle/exercise etc
03:00 <e|f> lol yep
04:00 <Exo> walk around a room trying to bump others over 
04:00 <Exo> last man standing
04:00 <e|f> it's easy to look back and say "woulda, coulda, shoulda"
04:00 <e|f> hindsight is a wonderful thing
05:00 <Exo> yeh, unfortunately there are no do-overs 
05:00 <e|f> yup
07:00 <e|f> lol
07:00 <Exo> can only look to the future and plan
08:00 <Exo> and my plan is to win saturdays 30mil tattslotto
08:00 <e|f> lol
08:00 <e|f> mine too
08:00 <e|f> so if we split, we cut it down the middle ?
08:00 <e|f> 50/50?
08:00 <e|f> :D
08:00 <Exo> powerball tonight 30 mil too but fk that 8 numbers
08:00 <Exo> of course
08:00 <e|f> someone won the american powerball or whatever
09:00 <Exo> https://au.yahoo.com/lifestyle/father-defends-stealing-sons-girlfriend-021356610.html
09:00 <e|f> 500 million
09:00 <Exo> yep unbelievable shit
09:00 <Exo> those U.S and european jackpots sometimes reach nearly 1billion 
09:00 <e|f> yup
09:00 <e|f> more people, more people putting money into it
09:00 <e|f> so bigger projected win
10:00 <e|f> any new year's resolutions, Exo ?
10:00 <Exo> yep
10:00 <Exo> i'm happy winning like 100k 
10:00 <Exo> not greedy
10:00 <Exo> lool
10:00 <e|f> ever played Keno ?
10:00 <Exo> i have a few times
11:00 <Moonie> To steal your son's girlfriend perhaps?
11:00 <e|f> yea
11:00 <e|f> similar structure to the lottery but a new game drawn every couple of minutes
12:00 <Exo> haha
12:00 <Exo> haven't really thought about it yet e|f
12:00 <e|f> mine are fairly straightforward
12:00 <Exo> just want to get healthier and fitter 
12:00 <e|f> quit smoking and drinking
12:00 <Exo> you a heavy smoker?
12:00 <e|f> was, yeah
12:00 <Moonie> bbl..
12:00 <lx> 1 hb1 Moonie...
12:00 <e|f> pick four numbers out of 20, win $120
12:00 <e|f> etc etc
12:00 <e|f> brb
12:00 <lx> 1 ciao for now1 e|f...
12:00 <Exo> kk
13:00 <Exo> very tough but i hope you achieve it 
13:00 <e|f> thx
13:00 <Exo> drinking is alright in moderation
13:00 <e|f> yea
13:00 <Exo> i only drink on occasions like bdays etc
14:00 <e|f> buy a bottle of dom perignon and put it away for a special occassion
14:00 <e|f> next time you're out at a pub or whatever, run a few keno bets
14:00 <e|f> just let it run out and go check it after
14:00 <e|f> i think if you hit seven numbers you win about $23k
15:00 <e|f> keep it refridgerated though
15:00 <e|f> i think the guys at louis vuitton own the company that makes dom now
16:00 <e|f> high end fashion, liquor etc
16:00 <e|f> brb
16:00 <lx> 1 ciao for now1 e|f...
16:00 <Exo> oh yeh looks like they are own by LVMH
18:00 <e|f> no
18:00 <e|f> eight
18:00 <e|f> https://www.keno.com.au/what-can-i-win
20:00 <e|f> lol yeah
20:00 <HellFury> yessssss
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21:00 <HellFury> my water proof watches are here
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23:00 <e|f> "hey! the technology works!"
24:00 <HellFury> ah no
24:00 <HellFury> i went looking for water proof watches before xmas
24:00 <HellFury> and they no longer sell em
25:00 <e|f> :o
25:00 <HellFury> so looked on Ali express and they had a 2 for one sale
25:00 <HellFury> i hooked in
25:00 <Exo> will do e|f
25:00 <Exo> morning goddess of Cath
25:00 <e|f> depends on the depth
26:00 <e|f> most waterproof watches work to a depth of about 100m
26:00 <e|f> which is fine for most people
26:00 <HellFury> yeah 100m
26:00 <HellFury> just looked on packet
27:00 <HellFury> i was gonna go hang with friend today but i hardly slept
27:00 <Cath^> haha hi there Exo
34:00 <Cath^> so what's he doing at your friend's house?
37:00 <HellFury> hes not
37:00 <HellFury> hes back down at Pac pines
37:00 <HellFury> we spent xmas at Belles
37:00 <Cath^> kk
40:00 <Cath^> you wanna play that game huh
40:00 <Cath^> i'm not wearing a shirt
41:00 <e|f> :o
41:00 <Exo> giggidy giggidy goo
41:00 <Exo> just preparing you for the heat
42:00 <b1rd> Coppin nice sun on ass
42:00 <Cath^> perhaps
43:00 <b1rd> Bbl
43:00 <lx> 1 Bye for now1 b1rd...
43:00 <b1rd> Go get lunch in hour roughly
43:00 <b1rd> Maybe cruise around on pushbike
43:00 <b1rd> Walk n a wash in beach
43:00 <e|f> Cath, what is your favourite alcoholic drink ?
43:00 <Cath^> depends
43:00 <e|f> :D
44:00 <e|f> sounds good
44:00 <b1rd> Ye
44:00 <b1rd> Wat i get for  lunches
44:00 <e|f> breathe some of that nice salt air in 
44:00 <Cath^> currently somersby blackberry cider
44:00 <e|f> i see
45:00 <e|f> get a sweet chili chicken wrap with salad
45:00 <b1rd> Maybe watermelon make more better errection
45:00 <b1rd> ? 
45:00 <e|f> lol
45:00 <e|f> don't know about that
45:00 <Cath^> i like a pina colada in a coconut
45:00 <e|f> hmmm
45:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
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46:00 <Cath^> hot day like today..definitely a mojito
46:00 <Sutekh> n e glrs wana
46:00 <Cath^> wana what?
46:00 <Sutekh> cheeseburger 
46:00 <Cath^> beach
47:00 <e|f> mojitos are good
47:00 <Exo> weather like this
47:00 <Exo> head to an ice bar
47:00 <Cath^> where is this ice bar you speak of
47:00 <Exo> are there any in syd
48:00 <e|f> i went for a walk, had some salmon and a few glasses of water
48:00 <e|f> one of those commercial swimming pools equipped with a water bar, so you can sit there and enjoy a drink
48:00 <Cath^> think there used to ge
48:00 <Cath^> be
48:00 <HellFury> nah i want kfc :p
48:00 <Sutekh> Yum
48:00 <Exo> https://www.icebarmelbourne.com/
49:00 <Sutekh> wtf is a icebar
49:00 <Exo> ubereats some kfc sounds like a good idea 
49:00 <Exo> a bar made of ice lol
50:00 <Sutekh> lah
51:00 <Sutekh> im cold, got my aircond on full :(
51:00 <Exo> i'm poor so i got a mini fan on
51:00 <Exo> it's already hit 34 degrees
51:00 <Sutekh> haha
52:00 <Sutekh> mine is set at 16 degrees
52:00 <Sutekh> im freezing my its off
52:00 <Sutekh> tits
52:33 Join: e|f ([email protected]) to #sydney
52:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o e|f
54:00 <e|f> clockwise or counterclockwise
55:00 <e|f> lol
55:46 <e|f> morning ladies and gents
57:00 <Sutekh> ohh, ur supposed to use ur 2nd home for summer ;p
58:00 <e|f> heh
58:00 <e|f> try Sydney for that too
58:00 <e|f> :D
58:00 <Exo> must be nice to have winter xmas
58:27 Part: beagle ([email protected]) from #sydney
59:00 <Sutekh> or spot the fat chic.. is there such a thing as a fat Chinese lady?
00:00 <Sutekh> haha
01:00 <Exo> https://imgur.com/a/PSqN9FS
01:00 <e|f> lol
02:00 <b1rd> Nice elf bro
02:00 <e|f> :D
03:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/7rWVSJF
03:00 <e|f> lol
03:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/Nn842uM
03:59 Part: coles ([email protected]) from #sydney
05:00 <HellFury> did that twice over night
05:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/qIsjH4o
08:00 <e|f> most of those imgur links would be american for sure
09:00 <b1rd> Lol
09:00 <Exo> need some more classic aussie bogan imgur links
09:00 <Exo> https://imgur.com/a/CwjSDCZ
09:00 <b1rd> Piss
10:00 <e|f> lol
10:00 <e|f> chris
10:00 <b1rd> Like alien 
10:00 <Cath^> looks like b1rd's
10:00 <e|f> he looks like he's concentrating very hard
10:00 <b1rd> Wat cath hun
10:00 <Cath^> oh hi b1rd ;)
10:00 <b1rd> Hiiya lol
10:00 <b1rd> Yes
10:00 <e|f> i'd hire him
10:00 <Exo> concentrates hard on things he is passionate about 
11:00 <b1rd> Yea like drugs
11:00 <Exo> chris` is a good man
11:00 <e|f> he needs to clean his fingernails
11:00 <e|f> easily done
12:00 <e|f> teeth - bit more difficult
12:00 <Cath^> looks like socksie
12:00 <Exo> haha fkn teeth stained black 
13:00 <Exo> need that show queer eye for the straight guy to give him a make over
13:00 <e|f> lol
13:00 <b1rd> His fingers r clubbed from shithouse circulation / heart disease 
14:00 <b1rd> It's amazing he still alive
14:00 <Sutekh> Hi b1rd, sun bathing today?
14:00 <Exo> b1rd you can always take him shopping at best & less 
14:00 <Exo> get him some new tees
14:00 <b1rd> Lol no sutekh 
14:00 <b1rd> My bum is red raw
14:00 <Sutekh> ohh damn
14:00 <b1rd> Hey nothing wrong with best n lesd
15:00 <Sutekh> some chic giving u a spanking hey
15:00 <Exo> for sure
15:00 <Exo> hence why i suggested it
15:00 <Exo> good value
15:00 <b1rd> I wish lol na i went nude beach
15:00 <Cath^> i'm still waiting for forearm pics b1rd
15:00 <b1rd> Ye
15:00 <Sutekh> haha
15:00 <b1rd> U like forearms? 
16:00 <Cath^> you were supposed to write my name with sunscreen
16:00 <Exo> i saw a tattoo of you b1rd
16:00 <Exo> https://imgur.com/a/InMyqoH
16:00 <b1rd> Ran out sunscreen 
16:00 <Cath^> yes i'm quite partial to forearms
16:00 <b1rd> Lol
16:00 <b1rd> K
17:00 <Cath^> work on it
17:00 <Exo> Cath^ is developing a forearms calender for 2019
17:00 <b1rd> Nice
17:00 <Cath^> yep..send me forearm pics
17:00 <e|f> Men and their forearms - IRC edition
17:00 <b1rd> K
17:05 * e|f sips his morning coffee
18:00 <b1rd> Ok gunna move
18:00 <Cath^> lol
18:00 <e|f> "that guy must really know how to type well"
18:00 <e|f> phoar
18:00 <Cath^> indeed
18:00 <Exo> hahaha
18:00 <Cath^> good spelling is my other 'thing'
18:00 <b1rd> Right forearm? 
18:00 <Cath^> any you wanna show me
19:00 <e|f> kk
19:00 <b1rd> Wow smell the cocaine off him a mile away
19:00 <e|f> lol
19:00 <b1rd> He here to show off cocaine dik
19:00 <b1rd> Not for tan
19:00 <b1rd> K
19:00 <Exo> uh oh
20:00 <Sutekh> ist vrey imoprtant to spell crroectly
20:00 <b1rd> https://imgur.com/a/M8lPlKq
20:00 <b1rd> Lawls
20:00 <Exo> loooooool
20:00 <b1rd> Yea lulz
20:00 <Sutekh> ;/
20:00 <Exo> wax your forearms brosky
21:00 <b1rd> K gunna go get lunch novelty worn off
21:00 <e|f> kk
21:00 <b1rd> But ill b bak here to tan bum again sometime
21:00 <b1rd> I like hair
21:00 <Cath^> nice
21:00 <Sutekh> removed from friends list now? wtf
21:00 <b1rd> I got hair everywhere its niiice
21:00 <Cath^> thanks b1rd...i'd rather see that than your other thing lol
21:00 <b1rd> Ty caff
22:00 <HellFury> at least its not a pecker pic
22:00 <Cath^> hahaha
22:00 <HellFury> wait no don't encourage him cath
22:00 <b1rd> Its a naturist pic
22:00 <HellFury> the last few took til 5 am to fuck off out of my head
22:00 <b1rd> Lol
22:00 <b1rd> Sry lol
23:00 <HellFury> had to bleach my eyes
23:00 <b1rd> Had two big macs for brekkie 
23:00 <b1rd> Aww
23:00 <Exo> yummy
24:00 <e|f> lol
24:00 <b1rd> Ye 
24:00 <HellFury> i put puffy dogs in oven
24:00 <b1rd> Yum
24:00 <Exo> yum pigs in a blanket
24:00 <HellFury> yeah
25:00 <HellFury> wow
25:00 <HellFury> use that
25:00 <HellFury> wax on wax off :P
25:00 <b1rd> Aww
25:00 <HellFury> and don't go near the strap on
25:00 <b1rd> :p
26:00 <b1rd> Y wax hair tho
26:00 <HellFury> some like bald
26:00 <b1rd> K
26:00 <HellFury> like some men like shaven hiney
26:00 <b1rd> So it a preference 
26:00 <Cath^> i don't a bit of hair
27:00 <Cath^> each to their own
27:00 <b1rd> Ye guess so
27:00 <HellFury> some hair is good
28:00 <b1rd> Yay hopefully in with a chance for caff
28:00 <b1rd> Lol
29:00 <HellFury> pigs in blanket :P
29:00 <Exo> you gotta bring your A game son
29:00 <Exo> would go for some pigs in a blanket right about now :p~
30:00 <b1rd> Im a pig in blanket
30:00 <b1rd> Havent shower three days lol
30:00 <HellFury> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=887219548308700&set=a.137338949963434&type=3&theater
30:00 <Exo> hahahahaah
30:00 <HellFury> could be Ross the toss
30:39 * b1rd sips his morning water
32:00 <Exo> that was my first initial thought 
32:00 <Exo> !seen *pong*
32:00 <StatsOP> I found 8 matches to your query.  Here are the 5 most recent (sorted): [[[[[pong]]]]] [[[[[pong]]]]]_ [[[[pong]]]] [[[[[[pong]]]]]] [[[[[pong]]]]]]. [[[[[pong]]]]] ({[[[[[pong]]@austnet.1642874269.user}) was last seen parting #sydney 1 day, 12 hours, 25 minutes ago stating "{}".
32:00 <HellFury> haha
32:00 <Exo> it has been peaceful without that tub of lard
32:00 <HellFury> true
33:00 <b1rd> Did he die
33:00 <HellFury> yeah probs eating gravy
34:00 <e|f> my ping to this server is generally wonderful
34:00 <e|f> <3
34:00 <b1rd> Lolol
35:00 <HellFury> we hope he fell in it too
35:00 <HellFury> face first and can't float
35:00 <b1rd> He would
36:57 <+Exo> good morning lads
37:00 <HellFury> mebbe he farted and choked on it
37:09 <e|f> sup Exo :D
38:00 <b1rd> Lol
38:00 <HellFury> ;p
38:00 <Exo> i saw pong hop on the short bus this morning
38:00 <Exo> https://pics.me.me/short-bus-etiquette-1-bring-your-own-crayon-2-only-5187501.png
38:55 <+Exo> mornin e|f brosky
39:00 <b1rd> Lol
39:19 <+Exo> we're in for a hot day today
39:32 <e|f> here too by the looks of it
40:00 <HellFury> deffo ross
40:13 <+Exo> might head to the beach again later on
40:41 <e|f> yeah
41:00 <Exo> he took the midnight bus going anywhere 
41:00 <HellFury> can i detour it to hell
48:00 <Exo> hell would reject it
48:00 <HellFury> lol
52:39 Join: nigel ([email protected]) to #sydney
52:39 Quit: nigel ([email protected]) Changing hosts
53:32 <nigel> Grützi wohl
53:59 <+Exo> guten tag nigel
54:58 <+Exo> heil dir im siegerkranz
55:09 <nigel> Geht‘s gut?
55:17 * e|f cuts up some cold meat and cheese for nigel for breakfast
56:22 <+Exo> nigel would like some bratwurst and bier
56:25 <nigel> Wie kennst du dieses Ausdrück?
56:52 <nigel> Bin erstaunt!
57:24 <+Exo> ich bin deutsche
57:46 <+Exo> ich komme aus Preußen
57:59 <nigel> Wirklich?
58:20 <nigel> Oh
58:36 <+Exo> ja
59:36 <nigel> Ich nehme es dass du kennst der König an?
59:41 <+Exo> wie heissen sie?
00:33 <nigel> Ich empfehle per du zum Reden.
01:14 <+Exo> wo kommen sie her?
02:50 <+Exo> re-downloading medieval total war 2
02:55 <+Exo> haven't played it in ages
03:05 <nigel> And using google translate
04:32 <+Exo> das bolschewistische Ungeheuer, dem sie die europäischen Nationen ausliefern wollen, wird sie und ihre Völker dereinst selbst zerfetzen
05:14 <e|f> i don't think he's using google translate
05:20 <e|f> it's far too accurate
06:03 <nigel> Google translate is awesome
06:20 <nigel> Do you speak German?
06:24 <+Exo> Bing Translate is better
06:28 <nigel> But he is speaking crap
06:57 <e|f> i learned german at school for a year many years ago
07:00 <Cath^> very deep and meaningful Exo
07:07 <e|f> i know a few German words - mostly concrete nouns and numbers
07:22 <+Exo> if someone has a different political or religious view to you it automatically equals crap doesn't it nigel?
07:52 <nigel> It’s just random crap you’ve translated
08:00 <Cath^> hey e|fy ;p
08:00 <e|f> :D
08:00 <Cath^> i have taught you well lol
08:00 <e|f> haha
08:00 <e|f> yep
08:00 <Cath^> good good
08:00 <e|f> i take it you had a good xmas
08:02 <e|f> ein, zwei, drei, feir, fumph, secks, zeiben
08:08 <e|f> (misspelled)
08:25 <nigel> Sehr gut
08:52 <e|f> danke
09:00 <Cath^> i did...and you?
09:00 <e|f> yep
09:00 <e|f> we had lobster tails for lunch
09:00 <Cath^> oh noms
09:00 <Cath^> i was up your way xmas eve
09:00 <e|f> :o
10:04 <nigel> So you got to 7 eh?
10:11 <e|f> heh
10:30 <e|f> acht, neun, zehn, elf, zwolf, dreisig
10:42 <e|f> i forget
10:48 <e|f> it was a long, long time ago
10:55 <nigel> Ahhh close
11:03 <e|f> yeah, lol
11:20 <e|f> maybe twenty years ago
11:32 <nigel> Dreizehn
11:42 <e|f> ah yeah
11:53 <e|f> three and ten
11:56 <e|f> makes sense
12:00 <Cath^> are you wining?
12:00 <e|f> huh?
12:00 <Cath^> wine
12:00 <e|f> nah
12:00 <e|f> new years resolution is to give that up and smokes
12:00 <e|f> i'm starting early
12:00 <Cath^> oh ok cool
12:04 <+Exo> aller anfang ist schwer
12:08 <+Exo> all hard at the beginning
12:18 <nigel> Hehe
12:39 <+Exo> aus schaden wird man klug
12:40 <e|f> if i had a better foundation in linguistics, maybe i could extrapolate better
12:51 <e|f> but sometimes extrapolating will only get one so far
13:00 <Cath^> on the straight and narrow eh
13:00 <e|f> lol yep
13:36 <+Exo> absolutely
14:00 <e|f> ^_^
14:00 <Cath^> you better adjust your halo ;p
14:00 <Cath^> lol
14:00 <Cath^> !ttop10
14:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. nigel(697) 2. Exo(544) 3. Sutekh(518) 4. e|f(510) 5. HellFury(462) 6. SED_guy(265) 7. b1rd(236) 8. Moonie(181) 9. Cath^(125) 10. President_Trump(90)
14:31 <nigel> Exo, wie wäre es wenn ich dir mit etwas schwer klopfen?
15:00 <Cath^> i best start chatting before Jim gets here
15:00 <Cath^> who's nigel?
15:43 <nigel> Seit wir von Schwerer dinge reden.
16:00 <e|f> guy from germany maybe
16:00 <e|f> was on earlier
16:00 <e|f> weird timezone so maybe europe or something like that
16:08 <+Exo> Ich bin nicht Homosexuell
16:33 <+Exo> man muss die Dinge nehmen, wie sie kommen
16:37 <nigel> Doch
16:53 <+Exo> taten sagen mehr als Worte
17:28 <nigel> Is bing really translating that for you?
17:45 <+Exo> no
17:48 <+Exo> AskJeeves
18:00 <Cath^> kk
18:15 <+Exo> all search engines are powered by gOOgle
18:31 <nigel> Heh
18:39 <nigel> Man
18:46 <nigel> It’s just weird
18:59 <+Exo> Dienst ist Dienst und Schnaps ist Schnaps
19:03 * Sutekh slaps nigel around a bit with a large trout
19:27 * Exo slaps Sutekh around a bit with a large trout
19:35 <Sutekh> hai Exo
19:41 <nigel> I don’t have a trout
19:41 <+Exo> dennis the menace
19:47 <+Exo> morning Sutekh
19:59 <Sutekh> nigel has sneeked out on his wife again i see
20:09 <nigel> But they don’t say homosexual in German
20:09 * Exo slaps nigel around a bit with a large Wurst
20:25 <+Exo> what do they say
20:30 <+Exo> they say it in east prussia
20:33 <Sutekh> hows the 3 kids nigel?
20:46 <nigel> Schwul
20:53 <+Exo> whatever happened to that bloke that came in here a few years ago
20:54 <Sutekh> teaching them german hey
21:00 <+Exo> resol or someshit
21:17 <Sutekh> ohh yeah i remember him
21:19 <e|f> !seen someshit
21:21 <StatsOP> e|f, I don't remember seeing someshit.
21:25 <nigel> Exo was speaking perfect German via bing
21:33 <Sutekh> liked to stroke dogs
21:42 <nigel> I have 2 kids
21:45 <nigel> 3
21:49 <Sutekh> ohh 2, my bad
21:49 <nigel> God
21:49 <+Exo> e|f schwul
21:56 <nigel> Imagine
22:00 <nigel> 3
22:00 <Exo> what's for lunch
22:00 <Cath^> was just norty and had a takeaway burger and chips
22:08 <Sutekh> and ur swis wife hey
22:10 <+Exo> where are u from nigel
22:18 <nigel> Brisbane
22:28 <nigel> But I have a Swiss wife
22:40 <nigel> And live in Switzerland now
23:00 <Cath^> got Sutekh some crab sticks
23:00 <Sutekh> wtf
23:00 <Cath^> stick a fork in me
23:00 <Sutekh> Thanks !
23:00 <Sutekh> ur a Doll :D
23:03 <Sutekh> I know all about nigel, the CIA told me
23:13 <Sutekh> they watch him here
23:25 <+Exo> do you kno witchykitten
23:30 <nigel> Nah
23:59 <Sutekh> apparently he trades illegally in cheese . eggs and milk
24:00 <Cath^> :o
24:32 <nigel> I do... I have mules even
24:48 <nigel> Real mules I mean
25:10 <Sutekh> haha
25:18 <+Exo> do you yodel he hoo in the alps
25:39 <nigel> I have never seen a toddler funnily enough
26:00 <gecko> Hello :)
26:00 <e|f> sup :D
26:10 <nigel> Though I have seen the annual yodler meeting.
26:24 <nigel> Where no actual yodeling goes on.
26:33 <nigel> But they dress up for it
26:41 <Sutekh> send me some swiss baked eggs mate, brekkie time here
27:00 <Cath^> hi gecko
27:00 <gecko> Just relaxing e|f, what about you?
27:00 <gecko> Hey Cath^
27:00 <e|f> same, just messing around with my laptop
27:00 <gecko> Is it broken?
27:00 <e|f> just doing general maintenance on it
27:03 <nigel> Baked eggs?
27:17 <e|f> send me a swiss army knife too
27:19 <e|f> please
27:21 <e|f> <3
27:31 <nigel> Go buy your own
27:43 <e|f> or pretty much anything german-made - usually is of a high quality
28:00 <gecko> Fun! Is it all in pieces?
28:00 <e|f> nah
28:00 <e|f> software stuff
28:00 <e|f> did you have a good xmas ?
28:05 <+Exo> haha
28:19 <nigel> Swiss Army knives are crap though
28:22 <+Exo> i would like a swiss watch if your handing out presents
28:35 <Sutekh> lol
28:40 <e|f> why are they crap? :o
28:41 <nigel> I carry leatherman multi instead
28:50 <e|f> leatherman is american
28:53 * e|f has 1
28:54 <nigel> Just old tech really
29:00 <Cath^> great..that's twice i've been called a doll today :/
29:12 <nigel> Inox steel
29:15 <e|f> hmm ok
29:15 <lx> ...ah huh...
29:16 <e|f> yea
29:50 <e|f> i have the basic leatherman one - few knives, needlenose pliers
30:00 <gecko> It was okay. Just another day really. Mum did get me a couple of things, hair dryer and a tv unit. So I guess now i have to buy a TV or something
30:31 <nigel> They have way stronger blades
30:53 <e|f> https://www.eliteoutdoorgear.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/product_y_l_yl831439.jpg
31:00 <b1rd> Yum burger chips
31:10 <e|f> they do
31:32 <+Exo> that's very nifty
31:39 <nigel> I have the titanium
32:00 <e|f> cool
32:02 <e|f> very nice :)
32:32 <nigel> Most useful blade is the belt cutter funnily enough
33:00 <e|f> well
33:00 <British^Meat> Hi, Bonny, Bonny are you there?
33:00 <British^Meat> Bonny i have a word?
33:05 <e|f> rolex watch please <3
33:05 <nigel> When you need to cut some cord, or a box...
33:13 <e|f> lol yea
33:17 <nigel> Rolex sucks
33:31 <nigel> You want a Patek
33:41 <e|f> hmm
33:42 <lx> ...ah huh...
33:50 <nigel> Or a Casio
33:56 <nigel> XD
33:59 <e|f> lol
34:45 <e|f> i suppose even all over the world there is a limit to perfection
34:52 <e|f> lot of people doing much of the same thing
34:58 <e|f> watchmakers, for example
35:00 <Sutekh> twice? who is my opposition ;p
35:20 <nigel> Ah, look... Rolex is just a name
35:31 <e|f> yea
35:54 <nigel> You want accuracy, not artsy fartsy crap
36:15 <e|f> true
36:42 <nigel> Ergo Casio
36:42 <+Exo> nigel is a wise dude
37:17 <Sutekh> he is
37:21 <+Exo> my g-shock does the job
37:39 <nigel> I have the pro trek digital
37:44 <Sutekh> nigel likes to play the fool, but we aint fooled ;p
37:55 <e|f> most people these days carry a smartphone - and those have clocks on them, usually which are synced to a time server etc
38:11 <e|f> so... pretty accurate
38:23 <nigel> Yeah, but y’know
38:35 <nigel> You can’t get seconds in the iPhone
38:49 <e|f> can on an android :D
38:51 <+Exo> watches are just an accessory
39:00 <b1rd> Yum
39:03 <nigel> I use my watch a lot
39:10 <e|f> some watches work on body movement so no battery required
39:41 <+Exo> those fitness watches can be useful
39:45 <nigel> Yeah, but the tension coil gets less effective in a mechanical
40:00 <Exo> no beach today b1rd?
40:00 <b1rd> Na bit burned 
40:00 <Exo> go somewhere and stay cool
40:00 <b1rd> Yea its 38c here
40:13 <+Exo> i got a Tissot just for occasions
40:31 * e|f has a nice Seiko but never wears it
40:36 <nigel> Tissot is okay
40:55 <nigel> I like em
41:00 <b1rd> Not too bad i guess
41:00 <b1rd> Gonna try piss
41:00 <b1rd> Itll hurt
41:36 <nigel> Especially the touch
41:46 <nigel> That’s a great watch
42:00 <Exo> lol
42:20 <+Exo> never got into smart watches
42:34 <nigel> It’s not a smart watch
43:00 <Cath^> wtf
43:00 <Cath^> keep it out of the sun b1rd
43:13 <nigel> I have the Fossil Q Grant
43:20 <+Exo> next they will make a tamagotchi watch
43:20 <nigel> I wear that the most
43:35 <nigel> Even though it’s the cheapest
43:51 <nigel> 90 bucks as I remember
44:00 <b1rd> Yupps
44:30 <+Exo> yeh as long as it looks good and is comfortable to wear
44:37 <nigel> I just can’t stand the Apple Watch
45:00 <HellFury> or in coz its white
45:07 <e|f> take a byte out of an apple
45:08 <nigel> The screen never comes on with the first lift
45:36 <nigel> You gotta do this double or tripple lift movement
45:42 <nigel> Super annoying
45:58 <+Exo> apple products are schwul
46:00 <b1rd> Ye it bit red now
46:00 <b1rd> Eventually it wont hurt to b naked in sun
46:00 <HellFury> frozen mango argh
46:00 <b1rd> Just like other skin it gets tougher
46:01 <e|f> i never bothered with any of apple's products
46:14 <nigel> I got the iPhone
46:24 * e|f hugs nigel
46:28 <e|f> sorry to hear that
46:32 <+Exo> though i prefer the ipad over samsung tablet
46:38 <nigel> Mostly because Android security and privacy is so shit
47:00 <Cath^> i got burnt a couple of weeks ago
47:00 <b1rd> I got two mangos here for later
47:00 <b1rd> Really cath
47:00 <Cath^> banana boat..never again! :/
47:00 <b1rd> Lol
47:00 <HellFury> im peeling now
47:00 <b1rd> Where they got banana boats here
47:02 <nigel> Tablets are a waste in my opinion
47:17 <e|f> the form factor has limits
47:22 <+Exo> only use it to lounge around
47:26 <e|f> maybe in 5 or 10 years' time they will have something better
47:53 <+Exo> we will have hologram phone calls like in star wars
47:56 <nigel> They just don’t do anything my phone doesn’t already do
48:00 <e|f> lol yea
48:00 <b1rd> Nice
48:00 <Cath^> not freakin funny...could sleep properly for a week
48:00 <b1rd> Letme peel u
48:00 <b1rd> Ye
48:00 <b1rd> Painful but worth it
48:00 <b1rd> Sand n salt like a scrub too
48:00 <b1rd> Removes old skin
48:23 <e|f> they had the touchscreen stuff on star trek or whatever
48:27 <e|f> and that one came true
48:31 <e|f> so who knows
48:37 <+Exo> it's just a matter of time
48:42 <nigel> LCARS
48:58 <+Exo> people will move from sexting to hologram nudes
49:00 <Cath^> so had to drink lots of pina coladas out of a coconut ;p
49:00 <b1rd> Yup
49:00 <Cath^> i have a nice burn tan now lol
49:00 <b1rd> Where this qld or asia? 
49:00 <Cath^> abroad
49:02 <+Exo> what a time to be alive
49:08 <e|f> someone will have to break the laws of psychics, maybe
49:12 <e|f> lol yea
49:25 <e|f> physics :D
49:29 <e|f> psychics too
49:32 <e|f> hahaha
50:00 <b1rd> Asia
50:00 <b1rd> Nice
50:00 <Cath^> no
50:00 <b1rd> Where
50:00 <b1rd> Europe? 
50:00 <Cath^> around
50:00 <b1rd> America
50:00 <b1rd> Africa
50:00 <b1rd> Umm
50:00 <HellFury> brit dad so i burn like a leaf lol
50:00 <b1rd> South america
50:12 <nigel> It’ll be shit though
50:13 <+Exo> Khaled Mardam-Bey could always improve mirc in many ways
50:16 <+Exo> that lazy arse
50:35 <nigel> Cos it’ll be Apple holograms
50:43 * e|f claps his hands and a beer materialises in front of him
50:59 <+Exo> http://darkenedheart.co.uk/mirc_reg_box.jpg
51:00 <b1rd> Lol ye
51:00 <Cath^> no
51:00 <b1rd> Milk chocolate
51:00 <b1rd> Where then caff
51:00 <HellFury> dunno if i want air con on or not
51:00 <Cath^> doesn't matter..got burnt
51:28 <e|f> lol
51:48 <nigel> That guy is an a*******
51:53 <e|f> "Hey Khaled, some users are playing up in my chat room. Can you help me?"
52:00 <b1rd> Ye
52:09 <e|f> "Sure, just let me finish my cup of mint tea and I'll be right on it for you!"
52:20 <e|f> "Thanks, Khaled. You're the best!"
52:22 <+Exo> hahahaah
52:59 <e|f> sure new innovations will be quickly adopted by the major tech companies
53:00 <b1rd> Lol
53:00 <b1rd> K
53:00 <Cath^> poor b1rd
53:00 <b1rd> Yeahhhh
53:00 <b1rd> So poor
53:00 <Cath^> dunno why you need to put it out there
53:08 <e|f> i'm sure they have people looking into such things right now
53:44 <nigel> The future literally sucks balls
54:00 <HellFury> its a burnt sausage
54:00 <b1rd> Coz too white
54:00 <b1rd> Like a tanned dik
54:00 <HellFury> just needs sauce
54:00 <Cath^> actually it's red now
54:00 <b1rd> Ye
54:00 <b1rd> Itll tan tho
54:00 <Cath^> fake bake it..less painful
54:00 <b1rd> I give it another round like week or two
54:53 <e|f> they have like skunk labs or whatever
54:59 <+Exo> they don't want to fall behind and become irrelevant like nokia and kodak
55:00 <b1rd> Lol
55:00 <Cath^> i'll spray you
55:00 <HellFury> make sure you don't touch it it might bite
55:00 <b1rd> K
55:00 <Cath^> sif i'd touch...he can lift his own sack sheesh
55:03 <e|f> people paid to find things out
55:10 <e|f> the big companies, that is
55:32 <nigel> Nokia just didn’t compare
55:32 <+Exo> or just buy people out like apple does
55:37 <e|f> yea
55:57 <e|f> kodak pretty much went dead with the advent of the digital camera
55:57 <+Exo> they bought out instagram and tried to buy snapchat
56:00 <b1rd> Hehe
56:00 <HellFury> haha
56:00 <HellFury> use tongs to baste the weenre
56:00 <Cath^> eff that
56:00 <HellFury> or a penis pump :P
56:00 <Cath^> :0
56:14 <e|f> i thought facebook bought instagram
56:15 Join: HellFury ([email protected]) to #sydney
56:15 Quit: HellFury ([email protected]) Changing hosts
56:17 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o HellFury
56:39 <+Exo> morning HellFury
56:53 <+Exo> ohh yeh my bad it was Fb
57:00 <Exo> LoL penis pump
57:00 <HellFury> that woke Exo up
57:00 <HellFury> yeah you know
57:00 <HellFury> mouth
57:00 <Cath^> what about a face pic b1rd
57:16 <e|f> yeah well your idea was perfect
57:18 <nigel> Who uses Fb still?
57:25 <+Exo> but kodak had some of the first digital camera technology but never let it see the light
57:26 <e|f> the big companies will often just buy the competition out
57:30 <HellFury> morning
57:35 <e|f> sup HellFury :D
57:45 <+Exo> they were afraid it will eat into their current market and business of film
57:49 <HellFury> not much e|f tired i passed out at 6 am
57:54 <e|f> lol nice
58:00 <b1rd> Havent got bag handy
58:00 <Cath^> haha
58:00 <b1rd> Lol
58:00 <HellFury> santas sack
58:00 <Cath^> maccas bag ;p
58:17 <e|f> yeah a lot of people afraid to take risks
58:19 <+Exo> you pull an all nighter HellFury?
58:30 <e|f> why try to change your whole business if the model seems to be working perfectly?
58:35 <nigel> Okay, bed kids
58:40 <nigel> Night!
58:45 <e|f> auf weidersehn, nigel
58:55 Part: nigel ([email protected]) from #sydney
59:00 <b1rd> Spose
59:38 <e|f> microsoft should have got into the phone market earlier
59:43 <e|f> but they didn't so
59:45 * e|f shrugs
59:49 <+Exo> yep it's easy to judge now but during that time it's a different story
59:57 <e|f> lol yea exactly
00:13 <e|f> my plan is to live forever - and so far so good
01:00 <Cath^> i think he's workin on it lol
01:05 <+Exo> haha we can only increase that plan by what we can actually control
01:16 <e|f> :D
01:19 <+Exo> food/lifestyle/exercise etc
01:28 <e|f> lol yep
02:00 <HellFury> lol
02:12 <e|f> it's easy to look back and say "woulda, coulda, shoulda"
02:18 <e|f> hindsight is a wonderful thing
02:53 <+Exo> yeh, unfortunately there are no do-overs
03:05 <e|f> yup
05:00 <Cath^> hey couleurs
05:00 <couleurs> hi Cath^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
05:33 <+Exo> can only look to the future and plan
05:44 <+Exo> and my plan is to win saturdays 30mil tattslotto
05:48 <e|f> lol
06:00 <HellFury> er baboon
06:00 <HellFury> or bamboo
06:00 <couleurs> Lol
06:00 <e|f> baboon back scratcher would be interesting
06:02 <e|f> mine too
06:12 <e|f> so if we split, we cut it down the middle ?
06:16 <e|f> 50/50?
06:18 <e|f> :D
06:18 <+Exo> powerball tonight 30 mil too but fk that 8 numbers
06:28 <+Exo> of course
06:35 <e|f> someone won the american powerball or whatever
06:38 <e|f> 500 million
06:50 <+Exo> yep unbelievable shit
07:00 <HellFury> lol
07:00 <e|f> the monkey on your back
07:00 <e|f> quite literally
07:14 <+Exo> those U.S and european jackpots sometimes reach nearly 1billion
07:18 <e|f> yup
07:29 <e|f> more people, more people putting money into it
07:35 <e|f> so bigger projected win
07:43 <+Exo> yep
07:51 <+Exo> i'm happy winning like 100k
07:54 <+Exo> not greedy
07:59 <+Exo> lool
08:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/heNWngt
08:07 <e|f> ever played Keno ?
08:35 <+Exo> i have a few times
08:47 <e|f> yea
09:00 <HellFury> https://www.findmeagift.co.uk/gifts/bamboo-back-scratcher-and-massager.html
09:00 <HellFury> one of those
09:00 <Cath^> i want a baboon back scratcher
09:00 <HellFury> i lost mine yonks ago
09:00 <Cath^> although it would try to pick fleas off you too
09:24 <e|f> similar structure to the lottery but a new game drawn every couple of minutes
10:00 <HellFury> haha
10:00 <Cath^> man i need one
10:00 <HellFury> fml
10:00 <Cath^> been so itchy
10:00 <HellFury> yeah coz b1rd got his dick out
10:00 <Cath^> been rubbing up against things lol
10:00 <b1rd> Hehehe
10:13 <e|f> pick four numbers out of 20, win $120
10:15 <e|f> etc etc
10:17 <e|f> brb
10:17 <lx>  ciao for now e|f...
10:22 <+Exo> kk
11:00 <Cath^> scratch my back b1rd
11:00 <b1rd> Ok! 
11:00 <HellFury> yeah tap dance nicely
11:00 <HellFury> and keep that wing wang in your pants
11:00 <b1rd> Love a good back scratch too
11:00 <b1rd> K will try
11:00 <Cath^> lol
11:51 <e|f> next time you're out at a pub or whatever, run a few keno bets
12:05 <e|f> just let it run out and go check it after
12:30 <e|f> i think if you hit seven numbers you win about $23k
13:00 <Exo> lol
13:00 <Exo> <@e|f> baboon back scratcher would be interesting
13:00 <Exo> * b1rd scrathes caths back 
13:00 <Cath^> off the list!
13:00 <b1rd> Yeahh
13:00 <HellFury> fml
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13:00 <HellFury> lol
13:00 <HellFury> i go to pat ill come with you if we get dunch
14:00 <HellFury> hes like yeah dunch you think about it
14:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
14:00 <b1rd> Lol
14:00 <b1rd> Dinner lunch
14:00 <HellFury> gawd
14:00 <b1rd> Cool
14:00 <HellFury> lol
16:18 <e|f> no
16:19 <e|f> eight
16:27 <e|f> https://www.keno.com.au/what-can-i-win
17:18 Join: Cath^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
17:28 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
18:33 <HellFury> yessssss
18:39 <HellFury> my water proof watches are here
20:54 * e|f cries tears of joy over HellFury's water proof watches
21:03 <e|f> "hey! the technology works!"
22:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [3h47m5s]
22:20 <HellFury> ah no
22:30 <HellFury> i went looking for water proof watches before xmas
22:35 <HellFury> and they no longer sell em
22:46 <e|f> :o
22:51 <HellFury> so looked on Ali express and they had a 2 for one sale
22:54 <HellFury> i hooked in
22:59 <+Exo> will do e|f
23:03 * Exo slaps Cath^ around a bit with a large trout
23:07 <+Exo> morning goddess of Cath
23:14 <e|f> depends on the depth
23:27 <e|f> most waterproof watches work to a depth of about 100m
23:36 <e|f> which is fine for most people
24:08 <HellFury> yeah 100m
24:13 <HellFury> just looked on packet
24:40 <HellFury> i was gonna go hang with friend today but i hardly slept
25:26 <Cath^> haha hi there Exo
30:00 <Kezzie> 4 hands Exo his latte coffee and 2 Tim Tams
31:42 <Cath^> so what's he doing at your friend's house?
34:37 <HellFury> hes not
34:42 <HellFury> hes back down at Pac pines
34:49 <HellFury> we spent xmas at Belles
34:53 <Cath^> kk
37:57 * Exo puts some ice cubes down Cath^s shirt
38:18 <Cath^> you wanna play that game huh
38:34 <Cath^> i'm not wearing a shirt
38:46 <e|f> :o
38:52 <+Exo> giggidy giggidy goo
39:04 <+Exo> just preparing you for the heat
39:53 <Cath^> perhaps
40:48 <e|f> Cath, what is your favourite alcoholic drink ?
41:10 <Cath^> depends
41:18 <e|f> :D
41:37 <Cath^> currently somersby blackberry cider
41:50 <e|f> i see
42:52 <Cath^> i like a pina colada in a coconut
43:15 <e|f> hmmm
43:16 <lx> ...ah huh...
43:50 <Cath^> hot day like today..definitely a mojito
43:55 <Sutekh> n e glrs wana
44:08 <Cath^> wana what?
44:31 <Sutekh> cheeseburger
44:34 <Cath^> beach
44:39 <e|f> mojitos are good
44:41 <+Exo> weather like this
44:44 <+Exo> head to an ice bar
45:03 <Cath^> where is this ice bar you speak of
45:25 <+Exo> are there any in syd
45:44 <e|f> one of those commercial swimming pools equipped with a water bar, so you can sit there and enjoy a drink
45:45 <Cath^> think there used to ge
45:49 <Cath^> be
46:00 <b1rd> Wb hellfury
46:00 <HellFury> ty
46:00 <b1rd> Yw
46:05 <HellFury> nah i want kfc :p
46:13 <Sutekh> Yum
46:20 <+Exo> https://www.icebarmelbourne.com/
46:37 <Sutekh> wtf is a icebar
46:58 <+Exo> ubereats some kfc sounds like a good idea
47:15 <+Exo> a bar made of ice lol
47:45 <Sutekh> lah
48:38 <Sutekh> im cold, got my aircond on full :(
48:59 * Glenn is too..
49:08 <+Exo> i'm poor so i got a mini fan on
49:14 <+Exo> it's already hit 34 degrees
49:20 <Glenn> a/c struggling to keep the room at 21C
49:35 <Sutekh> haha
49:46 <Sutekh> mine is set at 16 degrees
49:56 <Glenn> It's a balmy 4C outside at the moment.
49:56 <Sutekh> im freezing my its off
50:05 <Sutekh> tits
50:51 <Sutekh> 4 degree? winter Glenn?
50:59 <Glenn> Mine's doing a reverse cycle every 15 minutes or so to thaw the outside unit. It keeps freezing up.
51:12 <Glenn> Very much so Sutekh
51:31 <Glenn> Snowfalls forecast for Sunday. :))
51:33 <e|f> which way does the toilet swirl, Glenn?
51:39 <+Exo> which province are you in Glenn?
51:39 <e|f> clockwise or counterclockwise
51:43 <Glenn> The other way!
52:58 <Glenn> Just confirmed... clockwise
53:02 <e|f> lol
53:51 <Glenn> JiangSu Province.
54:00 <b1rd> Wat doin
54:24 <Glenn> I'm about 300K's west of ShangHai
54:34 <Sutekh> Holiday Glenn? or perm
54:44 <Glenn> Second home.
55:15 <Sutekh> ohh, ur supposed to use ur 2nd home for summer ;p
55:40 <Glenn> I try to play "Spot The Aussie" each day, but the locals keep winning.
55:55 <e|f> heh
56:01 <e|f> try Sydney for that too
56:03 <e|f> :D
56:23 <+Exo> must be nice to have winter xmas
56:57 <Sutekh> or spot the fat chic.. is there such a thing as a fat Chinese lady?
57:00 <HellFury> bored and couch hunting
57:00 <b1rd> Aww
57:24 <Glenn> Very very rare...
57:46 <Sutekh> haha
58:56 <+Exo> https://imgur.com/a/PSqN9FS
59:00 <Exo> thanks Kezza :-)
59:27 <e|f> lol
00:59 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/7rWVSJF
01:00 <Cath^> hi b1rdface
01:00 <Cath^> hi Hell
01:20 <e|f> lol
01:35 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/Nn842uM
02:00 <b1rd> Hiya
03:00 <b1rd> https://imgur.com/a/bBVz0mm
03:19 <HellFury> did that twice over night
03:22 <Glenn> Sign looks very Amreican... double happy Chinese character addition for good luck no doubt!
03:25 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/qIsjH4o
04:00 <b1rd> Third leg
04:02 * HellFury hiccups loudly and scares the cat asleep in her lap
04:42 Join: kame` ([email protected]) to #sydney
05:00 <b1rd> Kustom 
05:00 <couleurs> Stella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
05:00 <e|f> :)
06:00 <Cath^> wtf
06:00 <b1rd> Lol
06:00 <e|f> lol
06:00 <e|f> definitely not a forearm pic
06:13 <e|f> most of those imgur links would be american for sure
07:00 <b1rd> Had a wank on beach
07:00 <Cath^> is that supposed to impress me?
07:00 <b1rd> Fully kustomized
07:00 <b1rd> No hun its standard to upload diks
07:00 <Cath^> upload forearms ffs
07:11 <b1rd> Lol
07:14 <+Exo> need some more classic aussie bogan imgur links
07:19 <+Exo> https://imgur.com/a/CwjSDCZ
07:34 <b1rd> Piss
07:37 <e|f> lol
07:40 <e|f> chris
07:54 <b1rd> Like alien
08:00 <b1rd> Dont flatter urself cath its for everyone to enjoy
08:00 <HellFury> hey cath
08:00 <b1rd> They big too
08:00 <Cath^> go on
08:00 <Cath^> lol @ big too
08:00 <b1rd> Ye
08:00 <HellFury> looks small
08:06 <Cath^> looks like b1rd's
08:08 <e|f> he looks like he's concentrating very hard
08:18 <b1rd> Wat cath hun
08:19 <Cath^> oh hi b1rd ;)
08:23 <b1rd> Hiiya lol
08:28 <b1rd> Yes
08:31 <e|f> i'd hire him
08:32 <e|f> lol
08:35 <+Exo> concentrates hard on things he is passionate about
08:45 <b1rd> Yea like drugs
08:53 <+Exo> chris` is a good man
09:00 <b1rd> My legs are taller than u
09:03 <Glenn> One for you HellFury... https://imgur.com/a/AAl5lIc
09:32 <e|f> he needs to clean his fingernails
09:34 <e|f> easily done
09:39 <e|f> teeth - bit more difficult
09:52 <Cath^> looks like socksie
10:00 <Cath^> b1rd..forearm pic
10:00 <b1rd> Y
10:00 <HellFury> and my tits are bigger than that limp little thing
10:00 <b1rd> Hun ur mad pats doesn't work
10:00 <b1rd> Dont hate a player 
10:00 <HellFury> really? is that why it just did and i got some?
10:00 <e|f> happy holidays!
10:33 <+Exo> haha fkn teeth stained black
10:57 <+Exo> need that show queer eye for the straight guy to give him a make over
11:00 <HellFury> keep trying b1rd your dick is for the women who won't fuck ya
11:00 <SED_guy> i cupped my balls last night about 4-6 hours they feeling much better now doing heaps lately
11:00 <b1rd> Ur tits r super jumbo sized kustom units
11:00 <Cath^> lol
11:00 <HellFury> thats good to know... not
11:00 <b1rd> I had big tits i prefer meth titties
11:03 <e|f> lol
11:11 <b1rd> His fingers r clubbed from shithouse circulation / heart disease
11:46 <b1rd> It's amazing he still alive
11:58 <Sutekh> Hi b1rd, sun bathing today?
11:58 <+Exo> b1rd you can always take him shopping at best & less
12:00 <Cath^> next
12:00 <b1rd> Nice lil juicy meth titties n ass
12:00 <e|f> need some suncreen on that b1rd
12:00 <e|f> lol
12:00 <b1rd> Kustom tight unit
12:00 <b1rd> Lol
12:00 <b1rd> Na
12:00 <b1rd> I tanning it
12:00 <b1rd> Bum atm
12:00 <e|f> lol k
12:00 <b1rd> Wanna see? 
12:00 <Cath^> well it's not working
12:00 <e|f> no
12:00 <b1rd> I try get a shot hard tho
12:04 <+Exo> get him some new tees
12:06 <b1rd> Lol no sutekh
12:12 <b1rd> My bum is red raw
12:19 <Sutekh> ohh damn
12:26 <b1rd> Hey nothing wrong with best n lesd
12:45 <Sutekh> some chic giving u a spanking hey
12:46 <+Exo> for sure
12:50 <+Exo> hence why i suggested it
12:53 <+Exo> good value
12:59 <b1rd> I wish lol na i went nude beach
13:00 <b1rd> Ok 
13:00 <Cath^> write hi Cath in sunscreen ;p
13:00 <Cath^> lololol
13:00 <b1rd> Cath n hellfury mad as coz know im a fully sik custom unit capable of mass ass destruction 
13:00 <e|f> haha
13:00 <b1rd> Ok
13:08 <Cath^> i'm still waiting for forearm pics b1rd
13:09 <b1rd> Ye
13:12 <Sutekh> haha
13:24 <b1rd> U like forearms?
13:37 <Cath^> you were supposed to write my name with sunscreen
13:45 <+Exo> i saw a tattoo of you b1rd
13:49 <+Exo> https://imgur.com/a/InMyqoH
13:51 <b1rd> Ran out sunscreen
14:00 <Cath^> yes i'm quite partial to forearms
14:00 <Cath^> hahaha
14:00 <e|f> good suggestion
14:00 <HellFury> write i have a small dick in sunscreen on your pubes
14:00 <Cath^> write it on forearm ;p
14:00 <Cath^> hehe
14:08 <b1rd> Lol
14:28 <b1rd> K
14:41 <Cath^> work on it
14:43 <+Exo> Cath^ is developing a forearms calender for 2019
14:52 <b1rd> Nice
15:00 <SED_guy> been playing a farming game last 7 months constantly planting crops driving a tracker planted bout 9687 crops fukkkoath this shit is kust
15:00 <SED_guy> kustrom
15:00 <e|f> i hope he's at a spot where that kind of tanning is allowed
15:00 <e|f> my guess is probably not
15:01 <Cath^> yep..send me forearm pics
15:20 <e|f> Men and their forearms - IRC edition
15:25 <b1rd> K
15:35 <Cath^> lol
15:48 <e|f> "that guy must really know how to type well"
15:52 <e|f> phoar
15:54 <Cath^> indeed
15:56 <+Exo> hahaha
16:12 <Cath^> good spelling is my other 'thing'
16:17 <b1rd> Right forearm?
16:33 <Cath^> any you wanna show me
16:38 <b1rd> K
16:52 <+Exo> uh oh
17:00 <b1rd> https://imgur.com/a/gy5sl92
17:52 <Sutekh> ist vrey imoprtant to spell crroectly
18:00 <b1rd> https://imgur.com/a/E5tIoL1
18:00 <b1rd> Lulz
18:03 <b1rd> https://imgur.com/a/M8lPlKq
18:12 <b1rd> Lawls
18:20 <+Exo> loooooool
18:21 <b1rd> Yea lulz
18:21 * Cath^ officially strikes Sutekh from the list
18:32 <Sutekh> ;/
18:32 <+Exo> wax your forearms brosky
18:48 <b1rd> I like hair
18:51 <Cath^> nice
18:53 <Sutekh> removed from friends list now? wtf
19:00 <b1rd> Kusssstom kids
19:00 <b1rd> Nearly run out sunscreen
19:00 <b1rd> Unfortunately 
19:00 <SED_guy> yaas 4 year old swim toggerz
19:08 <b1rd> I got hair everywhere its niiice
19:33 <Cath^> thanks b1rd...i'd rather see that than your other thing lol
19:34 <b1rd> Ty caff
19:42 <HellFury> at least its not a pecker pic
19:46 <Cath^> hahaha
19:49 <HellFury> wait no don't encourage him cath
19:55 <b1rd> Its a naturist pic
20:00 <b1rd> Lolol
20:00 <b1rd> They cute ay
20:00 <e|f> b1rd are you at a nudist beach?
20:00 <b1rd> Na
20:00 <e|f> lol
20:00 <Cath^> no forearms
20:00 <Cath^> fail
20:00 <b1rd> Nornal beach wankin
20:01 <HellFury> the last few took til 5 am to fuck off out of my head
20:02 <b1rd> Lol
20:12 <b1rd> Sry lol
20:57 <HellFury> had to bleach my eyes
21:00 <b1rd> Forearms r fully kustom 
21:00 <b1rd> Too creepy upload my kustom forearms lulz
21:01 <b1rd> Had two big macs for brekkie
21:03 <b1rd> Aww
21:13 <+Exo> yummy
21:40 <b1rd> Ye
21:47 <HellFury> i put puffy dogs in oven
21:53 <b1rd> Yum
22:00 <Cath^> creepy lol
22:10 <+Exo> yum pigs in a blanket
22:28 <HellFury> yeah
22:39 * Cath^ strokes b1rd's furry forearm lol
22:44 <HellFury> wow
22:49 * HellFury gets the wax out
22:49 <HellFury> use that
23:00 <Exo> good afternoon Cathay :D
23:00 <Cath^> you're a worry b1rd
23:00 <Cath^> hi Exo
23:01 <HellFury> wax on wax off :P
23:01 <b1rd> Aww
23:13 <HellFury> and don't go near the strap on
23:14 <b1rd> :p
23:40 <b1rd> Y wax hair tho
23:48 <HellFury> some like bald
23:52 <b1rd> K
24:00 <Exo> how's the tan going b1rd?
24:00 <Cath^> thanks hotstuff
24:00 <b1rd> Yea good
24:00 <b1rd> Had a wank
24:00 <Cath^> it's not..he's writing my name in the sand
24:00 <Exo> should i ask further questions lol
24:04 <HellFury> like some men like shaven hiney
24:19 * HellFury waits for a jim pm
24:23 <b1rd> So it a preference
24:30 <Cath^> i don't a bit of hair
24:41 <Cath^> each to their own
24:51 <b1rd> Ye guess so
25:00 <Cath^> no..just looks at pics
25:00 <b1rd> Bit of sand on me knob
25:00 <b1rd> Not uncomfortable tho yeahhh boii
25:00 <Cath^> o.o
25:13 <HellFury> some hair is good
25:20 Quit: Cath^ ([email protected]) Quit: laters!
26:00 <HellFury> what knob looks like a strap on with no color
26:00 <Exo> lol
26:00 <SED_guy> my balls cupping them over last days now my balls fully kustom
26:02 * HellFury hands Exo a dilo in a blanket
26:04 <b1rd> Yay hopefully in with a chance for caff
26:13 <b1rd> Lol
26:57 <HellFury> pigs in blanket :P
27:00 <Exo> is the water at the beach cold b1rd?
27:00 <b1rd> Impregnate hellfury
27:00 <Cath^> lolololol Exo
27:00 <b1rd> Ye bit cool
27:00 <e|f> yummo
27:00 <Exo> "i was in the pool!, i was in the pool!"
27:00 <Exo> costanza
27:00 <e|f> hi Exo :)
27:00 <Exo> yo e|f
27:00 <Exo> salmon again mate? ;p
27:05 <+Exo> you gotta bring your A game son
27:19 <+Exo> would go for some pigs in a blanket right about now :p~
27:41 <b1rd> Im a pig in blanket
27:52 <b1rd> Havent shower three days lol
27:54 <HellFury> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=887219548308700&set=a.137338949963434&type=3&theater
28:00 <e|f> yeah
28:00 <b1rd> Wash me bum in it soon after din a shit in teh dunes
28:00 <e|f> oh true yeah
28:00 <e|f> i had a tin of salmon earlier today
28:00 <e|f> forgot about that one
28:00 <Cath^> you're a grot b1rd
28:00 <SED_guy> some simple 1-3 letters words to randomchatkunts fukkoath lifesolved
28:00 <b1rd> Big macs or teh heros
28:00 <Exo> salmon with the crispy skin, delish
28:18 <+Exo> hahahahaah
28:27 <HellFury> could be Ross the toss
29:00 <e|f> i got myself some smoked salmon and some fruit
29:00 <Exo> oh i see alienated_sed_guy is back
29:00 <SED_guy> fukkkoath i love you randomchatkunt
29:00 <HellFury> no thanks you can keep that strap on away from me
29:00 <b1rd> Gonna order eleven big macs n way home later
29:00 <Exo> healthy eating there
29:00 <Exo> good stuff
29:00 <b1rd> Lol
29:00 <b1rd> Nok babies into her
29:00 <e|f> lol
29:45 <+Exo> that was my first initial thought
29:49 <+Exo> !seen *pong*
29:50 <StatsOP> I found 8 matches to your query. Here are the 5 most recent (sorted): [[[[[pong]]]]] [[[[[pong]]]]]_ [[[[pong]]]] [[[[[[pong]]]]]] [[[[[pong]]]]]]. [[[[[pong]]]]] ({[[[[[pong]]@austnet.1642874269.user}) was last seen parting #sydney 1 day, 12 hours, 25 minutes ago stating "{}".
29:50 <HellFury> haha
30:00 <Exo> what size raincoat would you need b1rd
30:00 <SED_guy> my next door neighbors dog gives off this smell makes me horny as fuk wanna fuk its ass hard
30:00 <b1rd> Xxxl bro always xxxxl
30:07 * HellFury giggles under hand
30:20 <+Exo> it has been peaceful without that tub of lard
30:26 <HellFury> true
31:00 <b1rd> Lololol
31:00 <HellFury> you should keep that strap on this this
31:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/QoxJqI3
31:00 <HellFury> in
31:00 <b1rd> Ur in hellfury
31:00 <HellFury> yeah no thanks
31:00 <HellFury> i don't fuck idiots off irc
31:00 <Exo> https://imgur.com/a/NyfGUlb
31:00 <e|f> lol
31:15 <b1rd> Did he die
31:32 <HellFury> yeah probs eating gravy
31:36 <b1rd> Lolol
31:58 Join: L00PEYD0GGGGGGGGGG ([email protected]) to #sydney
32:00 <b1rd> Yea sure lol
32:00 <b1rd> Where u meet em then fecal book? 
32:00 <HellFury> !b1rd, exo its b1rd
32:00 <Exo> LoL
32:00 <b1rd> Kussstom
32:43 <HellFury> we hope he fell in it too
32:51 <HellFury> face first and can't float
32:52 <b1rd> He would
33:00 <Cath^> b1rd...
33:00 <Cath^> bye
33:00 <b1rd> Quick sip got the thirst of thirteen vikimgs
33:00 <b1rd> Vikings
33:00 <b1rd> Loooool
33:00 <b1rd> U righton the money 
34:00 <Exo> keep that talk out of the channel SED_gay
34:00 <b1rd> Not u too exo
34:00 <SED_guy> oh really? thats weird ok ill try be more kustom
34:00 <Exo> good boy
34:00 <HellFury> or don't even try
34:00 <Exo> don;t want to use Mjölnir again
35:00 <Cath^> kustom yourselves outta here
35:00 <HellFury> lol
35:15 <HellFury> mebbe he farted and choked on it
35:38 <b1rd> Lol
35:56 <HellFury> ;p
36:00 <SED_guy> look at this chatkunt we are kustom
36:00 <HellFury> why do you call people in here chatkunts
36:24 <+Exo> i saw pong hop on the short bus this morning
36:26 <+Exo> https://pics.me.me/short-bus-etiquette-1-bring-your-own-crayon-2-only-5187501.png
37:00 <SED_guy> wait ill get labotomized get half my brain chopped in half and get back to you ASAP
37:00 <Exo> trying to be pong the second
37:11 <b1rd> Lol
38:00 <Cath^> learn to spell
38:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB-RcX5DS5A
38:00 <b1rd> Cant understand these chatcunts maybe blow my head off with shotgun should help
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Coldplay - The Scientist (May 27, 2011) Length: 4:25 - Category: Music - 633,400,205 views - likes (97.2%), 76,623 dislikes (2.8%)
38:00 <HellFury> yeah i reckon exo
38:00 <*buffextras> Cath^^[email protected] parted with message: []
38:19 <HellFury> deffo ross
38:38 <+Exo> he took the midnight bus going anywhere
38:54 <HellFury> can i detour it to hell
39:00 <*buffextras> Cath^^[email protected] joined
40:00 <e|f> 12https://www.sbs.com.au/radio/chill
40:00 <*buffextras> Cath^^[email protected] is now known as Cath^
40:00 <*buffextras> Cath^[email protected] quit with message: [Changing hosts]
40:00 <*buffextras> Cath^[email protected] joined
41:00 <e|f> heh
41:00 <e|f> you must be really bored
41:00 <SED_guy> hahahahaha look at this chatkunt spelling word with a 2 randomly...fukkk hes not kustom *HIGHFIVE BOIS*
41:00 <Kath^> kustom that!
41:00 <Exo> whatever happened to goddess of cath^ ;p
41:00 <Kath^> haha
41:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] parted with message: []
41:00 <*buffextras> Cath^[email protected] parted with message: []
41:00 <*buffextras> Cath^[email protected] joined
41:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] set mode: +o Cath^
42:00 <e|f> kathmandu
42:00 <HellFury> kathamala olives
42:00 <e|f> https://www.kathmandu.com.au/
43:00 <Exo> haha
43:00 <Exo> kathmandu
43:00 <Exo> !seen *cath*
44:00 <StatsOP> I found 6 matches to your query.  Here are the 5 most recent (sorted): Goddess^of^Cath^ Cath^ Kath^ Cath^^ Wrath^. Goddess^of^Cath^ ([email protected]) was last seen changing nicks from Cath^ on #sydney only 26 seconds ago. Goddess^of^Cath^ is still there.
44:00 <e|f> the wrath of cath
44:00 <Cath^> lol
45:00 <Cath^> !seen sixinchrambo
45:00 <StatsOP> SixInchRambo ([email protected]) was last seen parting #sydney 164 days, 23 hours, 15 minutes ago stating "{}".
45:00 <SED_guy> some chatkunt hero changing their online nickname over and over .....fukkkkkkk that is kustom
45:00 <Exo> !seen *spanish*
46:00 <StatsOP> SpanishGuy11 ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #chatzone 12 days, 16 hours, 59 minutes ago stating (Quit: {}).
46:00 <e|f> chris might say "chatcunce"
46:00 <e|f> chatcunce heros
46:01 <+Exo> hell would reject it
46:10 <HellFury> lol
46:42 Part: L00PEYD0GGGGGGGGGG ([email protected]) from #sydney
47:00 <e|f> CUNCE!
47:00 <SED_guy> fukk oath tthe 15 year old bot that says kustom admin shit.....fukkk that is kustom as fuk
47:00 <HellFury> !sed_guy, do you always talk like a tard or is that somethng you only do for irc
47:00 <Cath^> lol
47:00 <Cath^> standard
48:00 <SED_guy> MABRAINZ MABRAINZZ SPELLING WORDS INCORRECTLY MABRAINZZ FUKKKK NUMBERS FUKKKK BRAINZEXPLODES
49:00 <e|f> so a channel ban is like a gag too, they can't speak in the channel either
49:00 <e|f> cool beans
49:26 Part: kame` ([email protected]) from #sydney
50:00 <Exo> around here we call it the cone of silence
50:00 <Cath^> bliss
55:00 <Cath^> lol
55:00 <e|f> "bounce, bounce, bounce"
56:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] joined
58:00 <Exo> ohh yeah it was from get smart wasnt it lol
58:00 <Exo> god, haven't watch that in ages
59:00 <Exo> the movie wasnt that good
59:00 <Exo> not even steve carell could've saved that 
00:00 <Exo> yep
00:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [1h46m31s]
00:00 <SkyFire> wb
00:00 <HellFury> ta
02:00 <Exo> use to watch i dream of jeannie and mash back in the day
08:15 Join: Cath^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
08:26 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
09:00 <e|f> they did the mash
09:00 <e|f> the monster mash
10:00 <Cath^> hey SkyFire
10:00 <SkyFire> hi Cath^
11:17 * Cath^ rubs her belly
12:00 <e|f> ^_^
12:00 <SkyFire> tight
14:00 <e|f> might eat a few cloves of garlic
14:00 <e|f> brb
14:00 <lx> 1 See ya1 e|f...
14:00 <Cath^> c'mon man..it's 40 degrees
14:00 <SkyFire> aww
14:00 <Cath^> all you'll feel is boob sweat sheesh
14:00 <SkyFire> oh
14:00 <SkyFire> 35.4 C for me outside
14:00 <b1rd> Nice
15:00 <Cath^> it's 37 here but feels like 40
15:00 <SkyFire> ok
15:00 <e|f> 20 ish here
16:00 <e|f> and i have some beer to occupy myself with
16:00 <SkyFire> feels like 30.7 hedre
16:00 <SkyFire> here
16:00 <SkyFire> 21 to 39 for here tommorrow
16:00 <Cath^> i had a somersby pear and promptly crashed out under the fan lol
16:00 <e|f> only one?
17:00 <e|f> :D
17:00 <SkyFire> aww
17:00 <Cath^> yeah lol
17:00 <e|f> pssh
17:00 <*buffextras> Cath^^[email protected] joined
17:00 <*buffextras> Cath^[email protected] quit with message: [EOF from client]
17:00 <SkyFire> w
18:00 <b1rd> K
18:00 <b1rd> Still battin off
18:00 <SkyFire> b
18:00 <e|f> wb
18:00 <*buffextras> Cath^[email protected] joined
18:00 <Cath^> sigh
18:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] set mode: +o Cath^
18:00 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r3y-SRsNPI
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "killdozer" (1974 best quality) (Oct 15, 2012) Length: 01:13:35 - Category: img alt="" height="94" width="168" aria-hidden="true" data-thumb="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4y8m3-QAHo8/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEiCKgBEF5IWvKriqkDFQgBFQAAAAAYASUAAMhCPQCAokN4AQ==&rs=AOn4CLBJlmflSEd553PswXXZ4_zfTguS_A" src="/yts/img/pixel-vfl3z5WfW.gif" style="top: 0px" - 1,325,697 views - 5,198 likes (91.6%), 478 
18:00 <BlackDevil> dislikes (8.4%)
19:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQRmA2v2D9s
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eminem - Stan Lyrics [audio] (Feb 15, 2015) Length: - Category: People & Blogs - 5,541,003 views - 41,457 likes (96.4%), 1,542 dislikes (3.6%)
19:00 <SkyFire> wtf
19:00 <Cath^> lol
19:00 <e|f> your internet connection had a somersby pear too it seems, Cath
19:00 <SkyFire> looks like BlackDevil went a bit odd then
19:00 <Cath^> haha
19:00 <e|f> as did BlackDevil's youtube script
19:00 <SkyFire> yes
19:37 * Exo sits next to Cathaayy^
19:41 <+Exo> what's for lunch
20:00 <e|f> my tea's gone cold, i'm wonderin' why
20:00 <e|f> i got out of bed at all
20:00 <e|f> the morning rain clouds up my window
20:00 <e|f> and i can't see at all
20:00 <e|f> and even if i could, it'd all be greyyyy
20:00 <e|f> etc etc
20:00 <SkyFire>  Youtube: "killdozer" (1974 best quality) (Oct 15, 2012) Length: 01:13:35 - Category: Entertainment - 1,325,697 views - likes (91.6%), 478 dislikes (8.4%)
20:00 <b1rd> One hour! 
20:00 <e|f> i could code a youtube script but i won't bother
20:00 <e|f> just an HTTP get and a regexp basically
20:23 <Cath^> was just norty and had a takeaway burger and chips
20:39 <Cath^> got Sutekh some crab sticks
20:58 <Sutekh> wtf
20:58 <Cath^> stick a fork in me
21:00 <b1rd> Gonna shove a lil finger up me ass
21:00 <b1rd> Speed things up bita
21:00 <Exo> yep you know it e|f 
21:00 <Exo> throw back 2000s
21:00 <e|f> yep
21:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYxAiK6VnXw
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: OutKast - Ms. Jackson (Nov 14, 2009) Length: 5:01 - Category: Music - 134,439,673 views - 882,344 likes (97.2%), 25,790 dislikes (2.8%)
21:00 <HellFury> just get on with it and stop telling us b1rd we don't give a shit
21:00 <e|f> mr marshall mathers III and dido... whatever her name is
21:00 <b1rd> K
21:00 <b1rd> Brb
21:00 <lx> 1 ...so quiet now1 b1rd...
21:00 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r3y-SRsNPI
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "killdozer" (1974 best quality) (Oct 15, 2012) Length: 01:13:35 - Category: img style="top: 0px" width="168" aria-hidden="true" alt="" data-thumb="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4y8m3-QAHo8/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEiCKgBEF5IWvKriqkDFQgBFQAAAAAYASUAAMhCPQCAokN4AQ==&rs=AOn4CLBJlmflSEd553PswXXZ4_zfTguS_A" src="/yts/img/pixel-vfl3z5WfW.gif" height="94" - 1,325,697 views - likes (91.6%), 478 dislikes 
21:00 <BlackDevil> (8.4%)
21:00 <SkyFire> weird - in Melb is works
21:00 <e|f> it's just an error in his code processing the raw HTML
21:00 <e|f> nothing else
21:00 <SkyFire> yeah
21:00 <*buffextras> Cath^^[email protected] parted with message: []
21:11 <Sutekh> Thanks !
21:32 <Sutekh> ur a Doll :D
22:00 <e|f> my cousins says eminem reminds him of dennis the menace
22:00 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fake
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Date not found) Length: - Category: /div - -
22:13 <Cath^> :o
23:00 <e|f> cousin*
23:00 <Exo> LoL looks like denis the menace when his grown up
23:00 <e|f> better ring him later actually
23:00 <e|f> see if he's ok
23:00 <e|f> (my cousin, not dennis the menace)
23:43 Join: davo ([email protected]) to #sydney
24:00 <Exo> give mr wilson a buzz
24:00 <e|f> haha
24:00 <Cath^> haha
25:00 <Cath^> fan me with palm fronds and feed me grapes ;p
25:00 <e|f> lol
26:00 <SkyFire> along with some grapes
26:00 <Cath^> the condensation from the cold beer is trickling down my face like sweat
26:00 <Cath^> like beads of persipiration ;p
27:00 <e|f> i should change my mobile's ringtone or whatever from the default one
27:00 <e|f> always looking around when out and someone's phone rings
27:00 <e|f> heh
27:00 <Cath^> !ttop10
27:00 <Cath^> haha
27:00 <Cath^> time for me to get talking
27:00 <SkyFire> LoL yes
27:00 <SkyFire> 7 months of heaven I now look.. A joyful picture my heart took.. Never ending feelings my soul sings.. I don't know what tomorrow brings...
27:00 <Cath^> i'm not coming last tonight!!
27:00 <SkyFire> lol
27:26 <Cath^> great..that's twice i've been called a doll today :/
28:00 <Kezzie> 12 hands Exo his beer and salted nutz
28:00 <Exo> are you an apple sheep
28:00 <Kezzie> arvo all
28:00 <Exo> thanks Kezzie and good arvo
28:00 <Cath^> tomorrow brings more heat and more sweat
28:00 <SkyFire> I know :(
28:00 <SkyFire> bloody heatwave heading this way
28:00 <b1rd> Yay
29:00 <e|f> nah, hate iPhones... never owned one
29:00 <e|f> samsung all the way, baby
29:00 <Kezzie> Exo i dont want to see anymore prawns lol
29:00 <Exo> android all the way indeed
29:00 <Exo> throw some into mi mouth Kezza
29:00 <Exo> my first smart phone was an iphone 
29:00 <Exo> changed over when samsung s8 came out and never looked back
29:00 <Cath^> i might go put my head in the freezer
29:00 <Cath^> whilst i'm there i'll grab some ice and put it down my own shirt..thanks Exo
29:00 <SkyFire> ooooooer
29:10 <b1rd> Yum burger chips
30:00 <e|f> yeah it was a revolution when it first came out
30:00 <e|f> 2004 or whatever
30:00 <e|f> the touchscreen idea
30:00 <HellFury> !ttop10
30:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(842) 2. Exo(804) 3. nigel(697) 4. HellFury(666) 5. Sutekh(518) 6. b1rd(513) 7. SED_guy(466) 8. Cath^(241) 9. Moonie(181) 10. flammable(103)
30:00 <Exo> i had the nokia n97 before that 
30:00 <Exo> man was i cool
30:00 <Cath^> or remove said shirt altogether
30:00 <SkyFire> much better - LoL
30:00 <Cath^> anyone have a pool?
30:00 <SkyFire> change in to a bikini
30:00 <Cath^> yeah nah
30:00 <Cath^> do a b1rd
30:00 <SkyFire> oooooooooooooooooo
31:00 <HellFury> hm
31:00 <e|f> i had a samsung galaxy s II or whatever when they first came out
31:00 <e|f> i was so cool
31:00 <e|f> until someone stole it
31:00 <e|f> lol
31:00 <Exo> haha bloody hell
31:00 <HellFury> Nokia N70
31:00 <e|f> no insurance or whatever so i had to pay the contract out
31:00 <HellFury> i want one again
31:00 <Kezzie> Exo this new garman watch i got woke me at 2aam with a guy showing on it message was run walk use my legs i shook my hand lol
31:00 <Cath^> nice mankini e|f
31:00 <e|f> cheers
32:00 <Exo> that sucks mate
32:00 <Exo> hahaha
32:00 <Exo> who programmed it to alert you at 2am
32:00 <Kezzie> shhhh i wasnt impressed 
32:00 <e|f> i just paid the contract out in full, fuck it, and got a new cheaper phone with the same phone plan
32:00 <Kezzie> lol
33:00 <HellFury> https://www.facebook.com/1savage2another/photos/a.1667177410229870/2303114919969446/?type=3&theater
33:00 <e|f> prepaid phone deals in australia now are pretty good
33:00 <e|f> and will only get better within the next few years
33:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
33:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(917) 2. Exo(831) 3. HellFury(703) 4. nigel(697) 5. Sutekh(518) 6. b1rd(513) 7. SED_guy(466) 8. Cath^(241) 9. Moonie(181) 10. Kezzie(179)
33:00 <Exo> yep, we are starting to get more bang for our buck
33:00 <Kezzie> woohoo i last
33:00 <e|f> yeah
33:00 <Exo> competition is good 
33:00 <HellFury> erm
33:00 <HellFury> :D
33:00 <e|f> lol
33:20 <Sutekh> twice? who is my opposition ;p
34:00 <Exo> oOoOOOh jimmy is gonna be jealllous
34:00 <Kezzie> shhhhhhhhh dont tell my irc hubby lol
34:00 <HellFury> too late
34:00 <HellFury> i already showed him
34:00 <HellFury> :P
34:00 <Kezzie> lollllllllllll
34:00 <HellFury> jocks
34:00 <HellFury> jokes
34:00 <Exo> you are asking his arch nemesis to not tell him 
34:00 <Exo> wonder what i will do
34:00 <Kezzie> jim knows i dont touch
35:00 <Exo> Oh Wait...
35:00 <e|f> anyone got any good music recommendations for me?
35:00 <SkyFire> not really
36:00 <Kezzie> lol
36:00 <HellFury> lol
36:00 <e|f> phil collins it is, then
36:00 <e|f> something happened on the way to heaven
37:00 <HellFury> yeh right
37:00 <HellFury> he would wag that lil strap on at you
37:00 <SED_guy> i love u chatkunt *smileyfaces* *smileyfaces* *lolss* *haaaas* *santa haaahaha* fuk this is kustom *lol*
37:03 * Exo grabs a hotdog in batter
37:08 <b1rd> Yum
37:38 <+Exo> no beach today b1rd?
37:50 <b1rd> Na bit burned
38:00 <HellFury> lol
38:00 <e|f> k, so i've done a random talker thing and a christmas-themed txt
38:00 <Kezzie> 3 Happy 4 New 3 Year 1 Exo 4 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
38:00 <Cath^> what type of music are you into?
38:00 <e|f> all sorts
38:00 <Cath^> me too
38:00 <Cath^> i'm a bit into country atm
38:18 <+Exo> go somewhere and stay cool
38:29 <b1rd> Yea its 38c here
38:38 <b1rd> Not too bad i guess
39:00 <e|f> i'll have to code something so you can punch another IRCer in the face through chat
39:00 <Kezzie> thats from last year e|f
39:00 <HellFury> idiot
39:00 <Exo> make it happen e|f
39:00 <HellFury> i closed the wrong window
39:00 <Exo> that's why u get paid the big bucks
39:00 <e|f> haha
39:21 <b1rd> Gonna try piss
39:25 <b1rd> Itll hurt
39:39 <+Exo> lol
40:00 <Exo> 12W4E4l5c14o13M1E 13b1a3C1k
40:00 <HellFury> ta
40:00 <Exo> Kez i thought u said the best xmas pressie was having me in your life
40:00 <e|f> newer versions of mIRC give a warning if you go to close the main window while channel windows etc are open
40:00 <Kezzie> well a diamond ring be nice lol
40:00 <e|f> probably mIRC 6.5x
40:00 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V46NFCtaJI
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fat Larry's Band - Act Like You Know 1982 (remastered audio) (Aug 16, 2017) Length: 4:15 - Category: Music - 95,867 views - 1,575 likes (98.4%), 25 dislikes (1.6%)
40:46 <Cath^> wtf
41:00 <Kezzie> jules has $250 to spend at prouds Exo
41:00 <Exo> woooooooooooooooooooooooooow
41:00 <Kezzie> think she wants a chain with dolphin on it
41:14 <Cath^> keep it out of the sun b1rd
41:56 <b1rd> Yupps
42:00 <Exo> why a dolphin?
42:00 <Kezzie> wheres my christmas present hubby (jules)???
42:00 <e|f> totally 1982
42:00 <e|f> or maybe 1986
43:00 <Kezzie> Exo in trouble
43:31 <HellFury> or in coz its white
43:51 <b1rd> Ye it bit red now
44:00 <SED_guy> fukk this random chatkunt said the name of some other chatkunt hero with those 5 year old words maximum 9 words over 3 times fukkk im locked in talking this pre-school shi.t for 13 hours minimum fukk this is ksutom
44:00 <Kezzie> Youve gotta do better than that hubby
44:00 <Kezzie> rofl
44:00 <SED_guy> holyfuk u r that chatkunt holybitch fukkkkkk this is kustom as fuk
44:17 <b1rd> Eventually it wont hurt to b naked in sun
44:26 <HellFury> frozen mango argh
44:27 <b1rd> Just like other skin it gets tougher
44:39 <Cath^> i got burnt a couple of weeks ago
44:40 <b1rd> I got two mangos here for later
44:53 <b1rd> Really cath
45:00 <HellFury> haha
45:00 <Exo> silence you peasant
45:00 <Cath^> sigh
45:00 <e|f> snap
45:00 <HellFury> same time exo
45:00 <e|f> two people hit ban at the same time
45:00 <British^Meat> u were saying SED_guy?
45:00 <Kezzie> jules gone again Exo she be back later
45:08 <Cath^> banana boat..never again! :/
45:14 <b1rd> Lol
45:21 <HellFury> im peeling now
45:32 <b1rd> Where they got banana boats here
45:36 <b1rd> Nice
45:38 <Cath^> not freakin funny...could sleep properly for a week
45:44 <b1rd> Letme peel u
45:59 <b1rd> Ye
46:00 <Exo> jinx  buy me a coke
46:10 <b1rd> Painful but worth it
46:20 <b1rd> Sand n salt like a scrub too
46:30 <b1rd> Removes old skin
46:42 <Cath^> so had to drink lots of pina coladas out of a coconut ;p
46:52 <b1rd> Yup
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47:00 <Exo> could i get vanilla please
47:00 <Exo> thanks nitzy :)
47:04 <Cath^> i have a nice burn tan now lol
47:13 <b1rd> Where this qld or asia?
47:29 <Cath^> abroad
47:38 <b1rd> Asia
47:41 <b1rd> Nice
47:44 <Cath^> no
47:49 <b1rd> Where
48:00 <b1rd> Europe?
48:00 <Kezzie> lol
48:02 <Cath^> around
48:04 <Cath^> no
48:14 <b1rd> America
48:18 <Cath^> no
48:21 <b1rd> Africa
48:24 <Cath^> no
48:27 <b1rd> Umm
48:32 <HellFury> brit dad so i burn like a leaf lol
48:33 <b1rd> South america
48:43 <b1rd> Lol ye
48:46 <Cath^> no
48:50 <b1rd> Milk chocolate
48:57 <b1rd> Where then caff
49:00 <Kezzie> yummy ty
49:26 <HellFury> dunno if i want air con on or not
49:33 <Cath^> doesn't matter..got burnt
50:00 <Exo> where is mr jimmy today
50:00 <Kezzie> in the shed ?
50:00 <Kezzie> cooking ?
50:00 <Cath^> who are you? lol
50:00 <e|f> :D
50:13 <b1rd> Ye
50:20 * HellFury hands b1rd some sunscreen cke that on your strap on
50:25 <b1rd> Lol
50:27 <b1rd> K
50:38 <Cath^> poor b1rd
50:44 <b1rd> Yeahhhh
50:57 <b1rd> So poor
51:00 <Exo> his ur irc hubby
51:00 <Exo> shouldnt u have a gps device on his mobile or something
51:00 <Exo> ;p
51:21 <Cath^> dunno why you need to put it out there
51:39 <HellFury> its a burnt sausage
51:41 <b1rd> Coz too white
51:50 <b1rd> Like a tanned dik
52:00 <Kezzie> oh if i sms him he will reply
52:00 <Exo> he could be out on a date 
52:00 <Kezzie> no i havent tracked his mobile as yet lol
52:00 <Kezzie> with bart
52:00 <Kezzie> lol
52:00 <Cath^> hehe
52:00 <Cath^> right then
52:09 <HellFury> just needs sauce
52:12 <Cath^> actually it's red now
52:16 <b1rd> Ye
52:21 <b1rd> Itll tan tho
52:31 <Cath^> fake bake it..less painful
52:34 <b1rd> I give it another round like week or two
52:39 <b1rd> Lol
52:50 <Cath^> i'll spray you
53:00 <Exo> haha
53:00 <Exo> a lovely picnic date at the park
53:06 <HellFury> make sure you don't touch it it might bite
53:32 <b1rd> K
53:34 <Cath^> sif i'd touch...he can lift his own sack sheesh
53:42 <b1rd> Hehe
53:43 <HellFury> haha
53:52 <HellFury> use tongs to baste the weenre
53:58 <Cath^> eff that
54:00 <Exo> have a good rest nitZy
54:00 <Kezzie> ty
54:00 <e|f> yeah
54:00 <e|f> rest up well
54:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44FPny8k4DM
54:00 <e|f> <3
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Alan Walker) Faded - Fingerstyle Guitar Cover (with TABS) (Feb 20, 2016) Length: 3:58 - Category: Music - 13,340,410 views - 185,875 likes (98.3%), 3,205 dislikes (1.7%)
54:00 <Kezzie> a/c going in bedroom its 34 deg here
54:00 <Exo> soothing
54:00 <Cath^> time for another beverage
54:14 <HellFury> or a penis pump :P
54:21 <Cath^> :0
54:48 <+Exo> LoL penis pump
55:06 <HellFury> that woke Exo up
55:09 <HellFury> yeah you know
55:11 <HellFury> mouth
55:22 <Cath^> what about a face pic b1rd
56:01 <b1rd> Havent got bag handy
56:10 <Cath^> haha
56:14 <b1rd> Lol
56:15 <HellFury> santas sack
56:29 <Cath^> maccas bag ;p
56:37 <b1rd> Spose
59:32 <Cath^> i think he's workin on it lol
00:00 <b1rd> K
00:08 <HellFury> lol
01:00 <Cath^> cheers
01:00 <e|f> :D
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02:51 <Cath^> hey couleurs
03:03 <couleurs> hi Cath^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
03:57 * HellFury itches back with a baboon back scratcher
04:00 <HellFury> er baboon
04:03 <HellFury> or bamboo
04:10 <couleurs> Lol
04:26 <e|f> baboon back scratcher would be interesting
04:59 <HellFury> lol
05:12 <e|f> the monkey on your back
05:15 <e|f> quite literally
06:06 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/heNWngt
06:53 <HellFury> https://www.findmeagift.co.uk/gifts/bamboo-back-scratcher-and-massager.html
06:57 <HellFury> one of those
07:03 <Cath^> i want a baboon back scratcher
07:19 <HellFury> i lost mine yonks ago
07:32 <Cath^> although it would try to pick fleas off you too
07:39 <HellFury> haha
07:43 <Cath^> man i need one
07:45 <HellFury> fml
07:49 <Cath^> been so itchy
08:00 <HellFury> yeah coz b1rd got his dick out
08:13 <Cath^> been rubbing up against things lol
08:15 <b1rd> Hehehe
08:40 <Cath^> scratch my back b1rd
08:47 <b1rd> Ok!
08:50 <HellFury> yeah tap dance nicely
08:58 * b1rd scrathes caths back 
08:59 <HellFury> and keep that wing wang in your pants
09:17 <b1rd> Love a good back scratch too
09:25 <b1rd> K will try
09:26 <Cath^> lol
10:36 <+Exo> lol
10:40 <+Exo> <@e|f> baboon back scratcher would be interesting
10:42 <+Exo> * b1rd scrathes caths back
10:57 <Cath^> off the list!
10:58 <b1rd> Yeahh
11:15 <HellFury> fml
11:16 <+Exo> LaUGHinG ouT LoudZ
11:17 <HellFury> lol
11:35 <HellFury> i go to pat ill come with you if we get dunch
11:44 <HellFury> hes like yeah dunch you think about it
11:51 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
12:04 <b1rd> Lol
12:11 <b1rd> Dinner lunch
12:13 <HellFury> gawd
12:13 <b1rd> Cool
12:15 <HellFury> lol
21:00 <b1rd> Cath gonna rub aloe vera on my bum or hellfury maybe u too exo
21:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
21:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/YG66BhL
21:00 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kool & The Gang - Celebration (Oct 5, 2009) Length: 4:18 - Category: Music - 141,678,447 views - likes (97%), 18,568 dislikes (3%)
21:00 <Cath^> love this one
21:00 <e|f> happy holidays, everyone!
22:00 <Cath^> i'll pour it on but won't rub ot
22:00 <Cath^> it
23:00 <b1rd> Y im clean
27:00 <Cath^> cause i don't want to touch you
28:17 <Kezzie>  hands Exo his latte coffee and 2 Tim Tams
32:00 <gecko> b1rd icky
32:00 <gecko> Smell like dicky
32:00 <gecko> Don't touch him he sticky
33:00 <gecko> Don't get near cuz he licky
33:00 <HellFury> yeh he licky his own weener coz no woman wants too
36:00 <Cath^> poor b1rdy
38:00 <e|f> lol
41:00 <e|f> sup SkyFire
41:00 <SkyFire> hi
41:00 <e|f> hope you had a good xmas and stuff
41:00 <Cath^> hi SkyFire
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42:00 <SkyFire> it was ok - spent the end of christmas eve in hospital
42:00 <SkyFire> was home for the big day
42:00 <SkyFire> eventually
43:00 <e|f> sorry to hear that
43:00 <Cath^> what did you do to yourself?
43:00 <SkyFire> fell over in the kitchen and did my hamstring :(
43:00 <e|f> :(
44:00 <e|f> did you have to wait long at the hospital for treatment
44:00 <SkyFire> not too bad
44:55 Quit: Cath^ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
45:00 <e|f> what did they do for you ?
45:00 <Cath^> ouch
45:00 <SkyFire> don't remember things too well, thanks to the green whistle from the ambos - it doesn't stop the pain, just makes you not worry about it
45:00 <SkyFire> xrays and pain killers
45:00 <e|f> kk
46:00 <e|f> hope you mend up well, soon
46:00 <e|f> :)
46:00 <SkyFire> the green whistle is a bit like being drunk, (but not actually being drunk)
46:00 <SkyFire> thanks
46:00 <e|f> yea
46:00 <e|f> morphine or whatever
46:00 <SkyFire> yeah
47:00 <SkyFire> they had a clever wheelchair able to go down stairs, then on the strecher
47:00 <SkyFire> stretcher
47:00 <e|f> yea
47:00 <e|f> good thing you got home for xmas
47:00 <e|f> :D
47:00 <SkyFire> yes
48:00 <SkyFire> hardly needing to take pain killers - panadol is working well - had one this moring and 1 in the afternoon
48:00 <SkyFire> morning
49:00 <e|f> excellent
49:00 <SkyFire> have 10 pills of the strongest one, but don't think I will need it
49:00 <e|f> maybe pana. forte
49:00 <SkyFire> endone or something
49:00 <e|f> oh wow
49:00 <e|f> heavy stuff
49:00 <SkyFire> yeah
50:00 <e|f> try not to take it if you can
50:00 <SkyFire> hence why i only have 10
50:00 <e|f> i knew someone who was addicted to it
50:00 <e|f> le endone
50:00 <SkyFire> I am - had one in the hospital 30 minutes before they got me walking in the hospita;
50:00 <SkyFire> wow
50:00 <SkyFire> hoping I won't need it
51:00 <e|f> hope so
51:00 <SkyFire> me too
51:00 <SkyFire> take it to a chemist to dispose off once I am well again
51:00 <e|f> yea
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56:00 <e|f> it's been a long day without you my friend
56:00 <e|f> and i'll tell you all about it when i see you again
56:00 <e|f> we've come a long way from where we began
56:00 <e|f> i'll tell you all about it when i see you againnnnnnnn
56:00 <SkyFire> :)
57:00 <e|f> ^_^
57:18 <+Exo> thanks Kezza :-)
57:29 * Exo dips his tim tams into the coffee
59:00 <b1rd> Quickly stop for poo in geelong
59:00 <b1rd> Lol hurts to sit down
59:00 <b1rd> Bbl
59:00 <lx> 1 Hurry back1 b1rd...
00:00 <e|f> heh
01:55 * e|f cracks open a cold can of Stella
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02:40 <couleurs> Stella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:48 * e|f nods
02:50 <e|f> :)
03:56 Part: l0aded ([email protected]) from #sydney
04:00 <gecko> hi SkyFire
04:00 <SkyFire> :)
07:00 <SkyFire> managing to walk around without the crutches or walker today
07:02 * Exo grabs a Stelllllllllllla
07:32 * e|f offers everyone in the chat room a can of nice, cold Stella Artois
07:40 <e|f> happy holidays!
08:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
08:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1138) 2. Exo(1091) 3. HellFury(849) 4. nigel(697) 5. b1rd(542) 6. SED_guy(533) 7. Sutekh(518) 8. Kezzie(325) 9. Cath^(269) 10. SkyFire(204)
12:09 * Exo sculls the beer
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37:45 Nick: Cath^^ is now known as Cath^
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39:22 Join: Cath^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
39:32 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
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58:22 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [1h46m31s]
58:30 <SkyFire> wb
58:33 <HellFury> ta
07:54 <Cath^> hey SkyFire
08:03 <SkyFire> hi Cath^
10:10 * SkyFire slides up to Cath^ and hugs her tigh
10:12 <SkyFire> tight
11:34 <Cath^> c'mon man..it's 40 degrees
11:40 <SkyFire> aww
11:49 * SkyFire turns on the aircon
12:11 <Cath^> all you'll feel is boob sweat sheesh
12:18 <SkyFire> oh
12:26 <SkyFire> 35.4 C for me outside
12:29 <b1rd> Nice
12:59 <Cath^> it's 37 here but feels like 40
13:15 <SkyFire> ok
13:32 <e|f> 20 ish here
13:41 <e|f> and i have some beer to occupy myself with
13:42 <SkyFire> feels like 30.7 hedre
13:46 <SkyFire> here
13:58 <SkyFire> 21 to 39 for here tommorrow
14:20 <Cath^> i had a somersby pear and promptly crashed out under the fan lol
14:33 <e|f> only one?
14:34 <e|f> :D
14:34 <SkyFire> aww
15:09 <Cath^> yeah lol
15:19 <e|f> pssh
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15:34 <SkyFire> w
15:35 <SkyFire> b
15:36 <e|f> wb
15:53 Join: Cath^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
16:00 <Cath^> sigh
16:04 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
16:27 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r3y-SRsNPI
16:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "killdozer" (1974 best quality) (Oct 15, 2012) Length: 01:13:35 - Category: img alt="" height="94" width="168" aria-hidden="true" data-thumb="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4y8m3-QAHo8/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEiCKgBEF5IWvKriqkDFQgBFQAAAAAYASUAAMhCPQCAokN4AQ==&rs=AOn4CLBJlmflSEd553PswXXZ4_zfTguS_A" src="/yts/img/pixel-vfl3z5WfW.gif" style="top: 0px" - 1,325,697 views - 5,198 likes (91.6%), 478
16:30 <BlackDevil> dislikes (8.4%)
16:38 <SkyFire> wtf
16:47 <Cath^> lol
16:48 <e|f> your internet connection had a somersby pear too it seems, Cath
16:54 <SkyFire> looks like BlackDevil went a bit odd then
16:55 <Cath^> haha
16:56 <e|f> as did BlackDevil's youtube script
17:00 <SkyFire> yes
17:35 <SkyFire> Youtube: "killdozer" (1974 best quality) (Oct 15, 2012) Length: 01:13:35 - Category: Entertainment - 1,325,697 views - likes (91.6%), 478 dislikes (8.4%)
18:06 <b1rd> One hour!
18:09 <e|f> i could code a youtube script but i won't bother
18:17 <e|f> just an HTTP get and a regexp basically
18:19 * e|f sighs
18:49 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r3y-SRsNPI
18:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "killdozer" (1974 best quality) (Oct 15, 2012) Length: 01:13:35 - Category: img style="top: 0px" width="168" aria-hidden="true" alt="" data-thumb="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4y8m3-QAHo8/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEiCKgBEF5IWvKriqkDFQgBFQAAAAAYASUAAMhCPQCAokN4AQ==&rs=AOn4CLBJlmflSEd553PswXXZ4_zfTguS_A" src="/yts/img/pixel-vfl3z5WfW.gif" height="94" - 1,325,697 views - likes (91.6%), 478 dislikes
18:53 <BlackDevil> (8.4%)
19:03 <SkyFire> weird - in Melb is works
19:14 <e|f> it's just an error in his code processing the raw HTML
19:17 <e|f> nothing else
19:18 <SkyFire> yeah
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20:04 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fake
20:06 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Date not found) Length: - Category: /div - -
21:49 * Cath^ sits next to e|f
21:58 * SkyFire sits with Cath^
22:11 * e|f lightly presses a cold beer can against Cath's forehead
22:19 <Cath^> haha
22:36 * SkyFire sets the A/C to full power
23:11 <Cath^> fan me with palm fronds and feed me grapes ;p
23:22 <e|f> lol
23:43 * SkyFire gets some palm fronds
24:04 <SkyFire> along with some grapes
24:09 <Cath^> the condensation from the cold beer is trickling down my face like sweat
24:33 <Cath^> like beads of persipiration ;p
24:52 <Cath^> !ttop10
24:54 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(975) 2. e|f(919) 3. Cath^(490) 4. HellFury(470) 5. nigel(430) 6. Sutekh(428) 7. b1rd(315) 8. SkyFire(248) 9. Glenn(85) 10. President_Trump(60)
24:58 <Cath^> haha
25:07 <Cath^> time for me to get talking
25:12 <SkyFire> LoL yes
25:18 <SkyFire> 7 months of heaven I now look.. A joyful picture my heart took.. Never ending feelings my soul sings.. I don't know what tomorrow brings...
25:20 <Cath^> i'm not coming last tonight!!
25:24 <SkyFire> lol
25:52 <Cath^> tomorrow brings more heat and more sweat
26:02 <SkyFire> I know :(
26:12 <SkyFire> bloody heatwave heading this way
26:29 <b1rd> Yay
26:45 <Cath^> i might go put my head in the freezer
27:24 <Cath^> whilst i'm there i'll grab some ice and put it down my own shirt..thanks Exo
27:32 <SkyFire> ooooooer
27:43 <Cath^> or remove said shirt altogether
27:49 <SkyFire> much better - LoL
27:51 <Cath^> anyone have a pool?
27:58 <SkyFire> change in to a bikini
28:07 <Cath^> yeah nah
28:22 <Cath^> do a b1rd
28:24 * e|f changes into a bikini
28:29 <SkyFire> oooooooooooooooooo
28:40 <Cath^> nice mankini e|f
28:44 * SkyFire grabs a skirt
28:49 <e|f> cheers
30:57 * SkyFire walks around in a skirt and low cut top
33:22 <e|f> anyone got any good music recommendations for me?
33:29 <SkyFire> not really
33:58 <e|f> phil collins it is, then
34:24 <e|f> something happened on the way to heaven
34:40 * e|f was probably born in the wrong era
36:00 <Cath^> what type of music are you into?
36:08 <e|f> all sorts
36:12 <Cath^> me too
36:26 <Cath^> i'm a bit into country atm
38:18 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V46NFCtaJI
38:22 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fat Larry's Band - Act Like You Know 1982 (remastered audio) (Aug 16, 2017) Length: 4:15 - Category: Music - 95,867 views - 1,575 likes (98.4%), 25 dislikes (1.6%)
39:35 * e|f puts on his purple suit, black shirt, pointed white shoes, JOOP! cologne
39:42 <e|f> totally 1982
39:57 <e|f> or maybe 1986
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47:45 <Cath^> who are you? lol
47:55 <e|f> :D
49:55 <Cath^> hehe
50:30 <Cath^> right then
52:28 <Cath^> time for another beverage
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58:31 <b1rd> K
59:13 <Cath^> cheers
59:20 <e|f> :D
04:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
04:34 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/YG66BhL
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07:34 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M
07:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kool & The Gang - Celebration (Oct 5, 2009) Length: 4:18 - Category: Music - 141,678,447 views - likes (97%), 18,568 dislikes (3%)
07:56 <Cath^> love this one
11:02 * e|f cracks open another Stella
11:08 <e|f> happy holidays, everyone!
11:29 <Cath^> thanks e|f same to you
11:35 <e|f> ^_^
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17:53 <Cath^> hi nigel
18:06 <nigel> Hi Cath^
18:34 * Sutekh slaps nigel around a bit with a large trout
18:36 <nigel> How’s it going?
18:48 <e|f> wb nigel
18:52 <e|f> good morning, i suppose
19:10 <nigel> My god, don’t you guys have jobs?
19:29 <Sutekh> no one has a job in here
19:35 <nigel> Ja, mornin’!
19:35 <Sutekh> u serious?
20:05 <nigel> Are you all independently wealthy?
20:24 <e|f> are you?
20:26 <Sutekh> nah
20:38 <Sutekh> we have a great welfare system ;p
20:44 <nigel> No, but I have a job
21:09 <Sutekh> here u can be unemployed indefinitely
21:13 <nigel> You can’t live off newstart
21:18 <Sutekh> and get money
21:31 <b1rd> Can if no habits
21:39 <Sutekh> well u can, like b1rd lives in his van ;p
21:44 <b1rd> I live like a king
21:50 <nigel> True
21:51 <b1rd> Yup
22:21 <Sutekh> haha
22:33 <nigel> Brb, little girl just woke up
22:34 <lx>  cya nigel...
22:37 <e|f> People are on a pattern. A person may think what they're doing is unique but most of the time it isn't. Moreover, most of what people do has been done many times before.
22:51 <Sutekh> swiss have a great welfare system dont they?
22:51 Part: nigel ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:05 <b1rd> Lets move there
23:10 <Sutekh> damn must have left for work
23:15 <HellFury> little girl is that what he calls his penis
23:22 * HellFury ducks
23:27 <e|f> lol
23:33 <HellFury> emphasis on LITTLE
24:06 <e|f> just came in for a quick perv, checked his casio watch and out he goes
24:13 <HellFury> lol
24:29 <HellFury> as someone i knew used to say
24:34 <HellFury> hes gone to walk the dog
24:42 <b1rd> Lol
24:44 <e|f> lol yup
25:06 <HellFury> idiot forgot to switch off screen and came back to do it and saw that
25:36 <HellFury> or as little johnny would say
25:57 <HellFury> hes gone to shake hands with a very good friend of his that he hopes a woman will want to meet
26:17 <Sutekh> wtf
27:12 <HellFury> air con calls bbs :P
29:53 <Cath^> lol
37:05 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imYJpr09IgQ
37:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: George Benson - Give Me The Night (Apr 1, 2010) Length: 5:02 - Category: Music - 73,249,313 views - 344,078 likes (96.6%), 12,005 dislikes (3.4%)
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44:05 <Sutekh> hey Nero :D
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45:03 <Nero> hello
45:19 <e|f> sup
46:14 * e|f tucks HellFury into bed
46:21 * e|f hands Cath^ another cider
46:26 <e|f> annnnnnd the world is well
46:42 * HellFury waits to see if nigel walked his dog night
47:35 <Cath^> thanks e|f ;)
47:40 <e|f> yw :D
50:06 <e|f> that's the way you do it
50:09 <e|f> money for nothin'
50:16 <e|f> and your chicks for free
50:28 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRDgihVDEko
50:32 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dire Straits - Money For Nothing (Nov 6, 2011) Length: 8:22 - Category: Music - 10,983,055 views - likes (95.1%), 2,799 dislikes (4.9%)
50:42 <e|f> youtube script ain't workin'
50:47 <e|f> that's the way you do it
51:01 <e|f> chatters for nothing and your clicks for free
51:11 <Sutekh> Yeah
54:02 <Kezzie> hi Sutekh
54:15 <Sutekh> hey Kezzie :D
55:43 <Kezzie> how was your xmas Sutekh
56:54 <Sutekh> not bad.. urself?
57:24 <Kezzie> quiet
57:44 <Kezzie> i sick of loking at prawns lol
58:55 <Sutekh> haha fair enough
59:16 <Sutekh> i dont like peeling them
59:57 <Kezzie> that part sucks i lucky jules peeled a lot of mine lol she comes in handy lol
00:10 <Sutekh> hah yep
00:22 <e|f> :D
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04:51 <Kezzie> i hear SkyFire and jim dont chat now awwwwwww
05:20 <Sutekh> haha they do abit in here
05:27 <Sutekh> about trains sometimes
05:54 <Kezzie> i not seen jim say a word to sky in agers
06:40 <Sutekh> sometimes they comment to each other if there is a convo about trains, or rocket ships and the like ;p
06:58 <Kezzie> ok
07:10 <e|f> have either of them ever had a female relationship ?
07:34 <e|f> :D
07:39 <Kezzie> yes jim is married to me via irc e|f lol
07:47 <e|f> lol
08:08 <Kezzie> sky still lives at home goes away on centerlink money
08:20 <e|f> mm
09:11 <Sutekh> haha good plan
09:52 <Kezzie> he on a dsp pension no idea why i on one due to health and no way i get enough money to go away all goes on bills
11:05 <Sutekh> he uses his credit card ;p
11:35 <Kezzie> oh i dont have one
12:52 <Sutekh> boxing day sales went to crap when the banks EFPOS stopped working apparently
13:12 <Kezzie> i read that today in paper
13:27 <Sutekh> haha damn
14:40 <Kezzie> !ttop10
14:41 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1112) 2. Exo(975) 3. Cath^(591) 4. Sutekh(563) 5. HellFury(559) 6. nigel(469) 7. b1rd(331) 8. SkyFire(311) 9. Kezzie(123) 10. Glenn(85)
14:54 <Kezzie> so u going out to see in 2019 Sutekh
15:15 <Sutekh> depends on the weather
15:20 * Kezzie will watch the 9pm fireworks from back deck than go to bed
15:41 <Sutekh> if its a heatwave i doubt it
16:16 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOaxEa5ONJw
16:17 <Kezzie> good idea to stay home than
16:20 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Whispers - And The Beat Goes On (1979) (Feb 12, 2011) Length: 4:56 - Category: Entertainment - 14,172,522 views - 11 likes (98%), 2,414 dislikes (2%)
17:11 <Sutekh> netflix kinda killed going out ;p
17:38 <Kezzie> @mp3 01 Halo.m4a (10146922 bytes 0kbps MONO)
18:27 <e|f> the beat goes onnnnnnn
18:29 <Sutekh> maybe ill meet up with cath for a cheeseburger :D
20:10 <b1rd> Can i come
20:24 <Kezzie> i cheap to eat Sutekh lol
20:29 <b1rd> I want caramel Sunday
20:34 <Kezzie> yummy
20:41 <b1rd> Yea love em
20:45 <Kezzie> love caramel Sunday
20:46 <Kezzie> [17:23] <Kezzie> yummy
20:50 <Sutekh> sure all welcome
20:56 <Kezzie> love caramel Sundays
21:06 <Kezzie> send yout jet pls Sutekh
21:31 <Sutekh> haha Exo is the billionare ;p
21:43 <b1rd> His shout for dinner
22:20 <Kezzie> its cheap to feed me b1rd half a cheese burger i full
22:49 <b1rd> Lol
22:54 <b1rd> Kool
23:06 <Kezzie> @mp3 Cat Stevens - Cats In The Cradle (original).mp3 (3697822 bytes 24kbps MONO)
23:29 <e|f> and the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
23:37 <e|f> little boy blue and the man on the moon
23:45 <e|f> when you coming home dad, i don't know when
23:50 <e|f> but we'll get together then
24:00 <Sutekh> haha
24:08 <Sutekh> old song
24:12 Part: b1rd ([email protected]) from #sydney
24:21 <e|f> yup
24:32 <Kezzie> oday's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1112) < jim wont be happy rofl
24:53 <Sutekh> fckn whingers, who wants to see family anyway ;p
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26:54 <Sutekh> always some whining relo at christmas... they go away when i complain about living on cat food :D
27:24 <Kezzie> lucky mine doun south Sutekh
27:30 <Kezzie> oh son in Cairns
28:58 <Sutekh> ahh, cyclone area hey?
30:05 <Kezzie> Sutekh they now saying cyclone owen will reform for a 3rd time and hit townsville grrrrrr
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31:08 <Sutekh> damn
31:29 Kick: Kezzie-spastic was kicked by Sutekh (not a nice nickname!)
32:05 <Kezzie> ty Sutekh
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32:45 <b1rd> Persistent little fuckweed
32:54 Join: Kezzie-spastic ([email protected]) to #sydney
32:56 <Sutekh> haha
33:00 Kick: Kezzie-spastic was kicked by Sutekh (not a nice nickname!)
33:22 <b1rd> He like a hamster in a wheel
33:28 <b1rd> Not getting anywhere
33:34 Mode: (by Sutekh) +b Kezzie-spastic!*@*
33:37 * Cath^ sits next to b1rd
33:46 <b1rd> :)
34:30 Mode: (by Sutekh) +b *!*@185.189.D3B501.*
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34:57 Kick: [Kezzie`spastic] was kicked by ChanOP (You are banned)
39:56 Join: [Kezzie`spaztic] ([email protected]) to #sydney
40:18 Mode: (by Sutekh) +b *!*@185.217.035C5C.A6EC10
40:24 Quit: [Kezzie`spaztic] ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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41:33 <Kezzie> nice to be loved NOT
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42:01 Mode: (by Sutekh) +b *!*@82.102.B66418.FB9869
42:04 <Sutekh> lol
42:14 Part: [Kezzie`spaztic] ([email protected]) from #sydney
42:16 <e|f> as chris would say...
42:19 <e|f> cunce!
42:33 <Kezzie> lol
42:39 <Sutekh> abit of Thursday night amusement ;p
42:47 <b1rd> Indeed
43:10 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@82.102.B66418.*
43:29 <Sutekh> brush up on my ban skills ;p
44:01 <Kezzie> ty again Sutekh
44:08 <Kezzie> its pliv i think
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44:54 <Sutekh> he just abit bored ;p
45:43 Mode: (by Sutekh) +b *!*@a32951ab.redstation.co.uk
46:13 <Cath^> on a roll Sutekh
46:16 <b1rd> Yea
46:35 <b1rd> Repetitive behaviours due to his meth usage
46:38 <Kezzie> lol
46:44 <Cath^> who is it?
46:46 <Sutekh> this is interfering in my cyber session :D
46:51 <Kezzie> Cath^ u not as loved as i am hahhhahhahahhaa
46:51 <b1rd> Plivent i guess
46:56 <Cath^> lol
47:02 <b1rd> Him n breaker being turds
47:08 <Kezzie> pliv breaker or oko b1rd it is
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47:16 <Cath^> oh..my mate Jerome
47:19 Mode: (by Sutekh) +b *!*@27.122.E7A215.6E4B28
47:23 <Cath^> hi
47:27 <b1rd> Anyone know where he lives?
47:31 <Kezzie> keeping Sutekh busy lol
47:35 <b1rd> I'd love to smash him
47:44 <Cath^> sydney somewhere
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47:55 <b1rd> How u know
47:57 Mode: (by Sutekh) +b *!*@27.122.14.74
48:06 <b1rd> He used to be in melb
48:10 <Cath^> nah
48:12 Part: [K[e]zzie`sp[a]ztic] ([email protected]) from #sydney
48:12 <b1rd> Maybe moved
48:16 Mode: (by Sutekh) +i
48:50 <b1rd> He looks like a 14 year old boy
49:02 <b1rd> Meth shrinkage
49:43 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@27.122.E7A215.*
52:24 Mode: (by Sutekh) -i
53:13 Mode: (by Sutekh) +R
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53:26 <^bozoJim> thank you :)
53:32 <Cath^> Jim!
53:33 <Kezzie> hugsssss jim
53:37 <^bozoJim> hello Cath^
53:38 <Cath^> good wvening
53:43 <Cath^> hi Kezzie
53:52 <^bozoJim> hugsss ke fellow irc channel angel and my irc wife
54:29 <Cath^> how many irc wives are you allowed Jim?
55:07 * ^bozoJim only has one irc wifey
55:16 <Kezzie> hugss to my sexy irc hubby jim
55:20 <^bozoJim> and it is coming up on a year now we have been married
56:11 <Cath^> wow congrats
57:09 <^bozoJim> thank you
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59:29 <^bozoJim> how are you Cath^?
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02:22 <Kezzie> bbl
02:22 <lx>  Bye for now Kezzie...
02:29 <^bozoJim> hugs Kara
02:35 <^bozoJim> oops hugs Kezzie
02:47 Part: British^Meat ([email protected]) from #sydney
13:31 <Cath^> i am well Jim...yourself?
16:05 <^bozoJim> I am good thank you]
18:55 Join: British^Meat ([email protected]) to #sydney
19:07 <British^Meat> hmmmmm
19:07 <lx> ...ah huh...
19:25 <Cath^> hi British^Meat
19:55 <British^Meat> Yes
19:56 <British^Meat> hello
19:58 <British^Meat> I am here
20:14 <British^Meat> But i was zlined. Please explain this
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25:06 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [2h21m7s]
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25:47 * Exo slaps British^Meat around a bit with a large trout
25:47 <Cath^> do ask in #asd British^Meat
25:51 <+Exo> where is whomadewho
25:55 * Exo slaps ^bozoJim around a bit with a large trout
25:56 Nick: British^Meat is now known as CantHaveFun
26:00 <+Exo> loooooool @ ^bozoJim
26:00 <Cath^> happened ro me the other day
26:00 Nick: CantHaveFun is now known as CozICantChat
26:07 <Cath^> wb Exo
26:13 Nick: CozICantChat is now known as British^Meat
26:17 <+Exo> thanks Kath^
26:29 <+Exo> is british ham ok
26:35 <British^Meat> No, i want ask here
26:37 <British^Meat> right now
26:37 <British^Meat> no
26:39 <British^Meat> w
27:09 <HellFury> well this isn't asd and we don't know
27:11 <+Exo> bring back WhoMadeWho
27:12 <HellFury> so go ask there
27:22 <British^Meat> I think WMW is now unbanned
27:29 <British^Meat> ive done me piece
27:37 <British^Meat> it was my present to him, coz im a swell bloke
27:39 * Exo summons WhoMadeWho
27:52 <+Exo> what piece is that
27:58 <^bozoJim> lool @ Exo
28:07 <+Exo> lmaoooo @ ^bozoJim
28:12 <+Exo> welcome
28:16 <+Exo> nice 2 c u this evening
28:21 * ^bozoJim puts on his new knuckle dusters
29:07 <+Exo> how was your day champ
29:08 <^bozoJim> Exo I got these for christmas and I have been wanting to try them out
29:30 <^bozoJim> fancy being my victim, err participant to try them?
29:35 <^bozoJim> my day was good thanks
30:05 <+Exo> huh?
30:11 <+Exo> thats no what you told me yesterday
30:15 <^bozoJim> lol
30:16 <+Exo> <^bozoJim> dam mannn didn't get nothing for christmas so i think ill just head down to mens gallery and get myself a lapdance as a present
30:30 <^bozoJim> in your dreams
30:33 <+Exo> contradictions
30:39 <^bozoJim> look at that Exo is making up logs again
30:59 <+Exo> yes, in my wildest dreams and fantasies involve you getting a lap dance from a stripper
31:09 <^bozoJim> not mine
31:16 <^bozoJim> as you cannot braille look at them
31:27 <^bozoJim> you sort of get removed real fasy I have bene told
31:29 <+Exo> look only, no touchy touchy ok?
31:44 <^bozoJim> no use looking as now I could not see them
32:21 <+Exo> can still smell em
33:02 <+Exo> https://au.yahoo.com/news/man-20s-set-retire-10-million-christmas-day-oz-lotto-windfall-044923403.html
33:09 <+Exo> bastard won my money
33:21 <^bozoJim> aww
33:31 <^bozoJim> what did you do not pay them off enough
33:38 <e|f> lol
33:59 <+Exo> our time will come e|f
34:15 <e|f> :D
34:19 <^bozoJim> its ok e|f as Exo will send the Dynon boyz out to get his win
34:24 <+Exo> i will build a castle and hire ^bozoJim as the court jester
34:24 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.109.160) to #sydney
34:35 <+Exo> ohhh great first jimmy now his mate pong has arrived
34:38 * Exo slaps [[[[[pong]]]]] around a bit with a large trout
34:46 <e|f> lol
34:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii
35:05 <+Exo> hi ross the toss
35:07 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@82.102.507A4B.*
35:07 <+Exo> how are yew
35:14 <^bozoJim> why have me as the court jester I am sure you can find me a better role
35:19 * HellFury lifts leg near [[[[[pong]]]]] and lets off a loud smelly fart and looks around to see if [[[[[pong]]]]] is gagging
35:26 <+Exo> powerball tonight
35:27 <^bozoJim> like finding you new slaves and concubines
35:40 <+Exo> well i'm just finding a role that might suit you
35:48 <+Exo> either court jester or dungeon master
36:01 <^bozoJim> I will leave dungeon master all to you
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37:03 <+Exo> good evening anthony
37:11 <SkyFire> hi
37:18 <+Exo> how's the hammy
37:21 * HellFury gets out her cattle prod and attaches it to the 200 foot pole and then zaps [[[[[pong]]]]]... Into that pig pen you go
37:22 <SkyFire> !ttop10
37:23 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1174) 2. e|f(1159) 3. Sutekh(662) 4. Cath^(645) 5. HellFury(620) 6. nigel(469) 7. b1rd(415) 8. SkyFire(313) 9. Kezzie(287) 10. ^bozojim(233)
37:25 <SkyFire> still sore
37:40 <SkyFire> panadol is dealing with the worst of it
37:48 <^bozoJim> wow look at that I have no way of catching Exo again tonight and he calls me a motor moyuth
38:03 <SkyFire> LoL
38:11 <SkyFire> May you always be surrounded by special people.
38:20 <^bozoJim> but that is ok I do not mind as peopkle can clearly see that he is the real motor mouth in the channel
38:32 <SkyFire> LoL
38:41 <+Exo> should have prescribed something stronger than regular panadol
38:43 <SkyFire> /quote /say $read(e:\stories\text\Quotes.txt)
38:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ppl in here seem to liek pong....
38:59 <^bozoJim> and I better be careful as if I am not careful I will jump my irc wifey in very public view
38:59 <b1rd> U on performance enhancement jim
39:03 <SkyFire> I do have something, only not taking it - it's endone
39:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii b1rd
39:34 <b1rd> U dont want them drugs skyfire
39:38 <b1rd> Hiii pong
39:47 <+Exo> Thursday, 27 December 2018
39:47 <+Exo> 1 x Small Syndicate share
39:53 * SkyFire shoots JedStar
40:03 <SkyFire> 21 to 39 for here tommorrow
40:17 * ^bozoJim gets Exo by the shirt collar and with his little finger bicep curls him over his head onto the ground behind him
40:27 * SkyFire does Exo over after he wins a huge amount
40:31 <+Exo> 33 tomorrow
40:41 <^bozoJim> rain here tomorrow
40:50 <b1rd> Yay relatively cool
40:57 * Exo benchpresses [[[[[pong]]]]]
41:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U wish
41:04 <b1rd> Dont mind heat tho
41:07 <+Exo> is there a cool change outside yet?
41:17 <b1rd> Cooler here
41:18 <^bozoJim> not here it is over cast and muggy
41:19 <+Exo> hiding inside with full aircon on
41:25 <^bozoJim> I have the windows still open
41:25 <b1rd> I out
41:35 <^bozoJim> no air con here only a fan
41:46 <b1rd> I dont even have fan
41:52 <+Exo> haha
41:55 <b1rd> Got wind tho
42:05 <^bozoJim> and if you are not careful Exo I will put your face in the fan and you will look at others differently
42:07 <+Exo> why dont u go chill in coles at the frozen food section
42:24 <b1rd> Naa im not too warm
42:39 <^bozoJim> nearest coles is 180km away
42:47 <b1rd> Few drops sweat on forehead that's it
42:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimmy a spazzo
43:00 <b1rd> U in the stiks then
43:01 <+Exo> wow that syndicate filled up right away
43:04 * SkyFire bbqs [[[[[pong]]]]]
43:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He has woolies
43:20 Join: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) to #sydney
43:24 <+Exo> NQR all the way
43:25 <WhoMadeWho> [19:00] * @Exo summons WhoMadeWho
43:31 <+Exo> WhoMadeWho !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
43:32 * Sutekh slaps WhoMadeWho around a bit with a large trout
43:40 <+Exo> my summon powers have worked
43:46 <WhoMadeWho> yes....via discord
43:46 <+Exo> welcome back my son
44:00 <WhoMadeWho> your summons have travelled far and wide
44:08 <WhoMadeWho> up to the satellites and back down to earth
44:11 <Sutekh> WhoMadeWho has been a berry berry naughty boi
44:16 <+Exo> did you get yourself into a pickle?
44:34 <b1rd> Hi whomadewho
44:36 <+Exo> WhoMadeWho is a good man
44:39 <+Exo> just misunderstood
44:48 <Sutekh> haha
44:51 <^bozoJim> hello Sutekh
44:52 <WhoMadeWho> i been here all along under another nick......but yeah someone took offence at my typings and banished me
45:03 <Sutekh> WhoMadeWho, sure sure
45:34 <+Exo> need to be a law abiding citizen
45:36 <Sutekh> know ur place in the pecking order, and all is good :D
45:38 <+Exo> like myself
45:38 <WhoMadeWho> i snuck in as Thunderstruck and surveyed ALL your doings and recorded them on my wallchart
45:56 <+Exo> loool was that you?
45:57 <^bozoJim> but Exo that would rule you iout as you told me in PM last night
46:00 <+Exo> !seen thunderstruck
46:02 <WhoMadeWho> yes that was me
46:03 <StatsOP> I found 3 matches to your query (sorted): Wh0MadeWh0 Thunderstruck ReachAroun. Wh0MadeWh0 ([email protected]) was last seen parting #chatzone 4 days, 23 hours, 33 minutes ago stating "{}".
46:14 <b1rd> Lol
46:18 <SkyFire> GRRRRRRRRRRR bastard that did over the rail museum when it was in liquidation wants over $60.000 in fucking pay!!!!!!
46:19 <b1rd> Reach around
46:32 <SkyFire> bastard should be in prison
46:50 <^bozoJim> <Exo> scrooge I have to get a new identity as every time I go out to happy hour I end up being taken home in the divvie van
47:04 <Sutekh> Hi Jimmbo :D
47:05 <+Exo> lot's of scrooges out there in the real world
47:20 <b1rd> Business nothing personal
47:28 <b1rd> Its not viable obviously
47:28 <+Exo> haha, it;s not against the law to go happy hour now is it jimm0i
47:28 <^bozoJim> yes and you are a bigger scrooge than me
47:29 <WhoMadeWho> anyway....i love youse all........i gotta go back to chatting to my mater British^Meat on discord
47:37 Part: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) from #sydney
47:42 <SkyFire> idiot sold a lot of stuff in a dodgy auction that was advertised only on fucking facebook!
47:50 <^bozoJim> but I think it is when they need the divisional van to take you home
47:54 <b1rd> So
48:11 <SkyFire> which he didn't bloody own at the time!
48:12 <b1rd> It has to be advertised by law. The law doesn't state where
48:16 <+Exo> escort me home for being a v.i.p
48:26 <b1rd> K
48:40 <British^Meat> ask and ye shall recieve
48:44 <^bozoJim> escort you back to your pre booked cell at St Kilda Rd dry out more like it
48:47 <b1rd> K
48:49 <British^Meat> summoned has now entered
49:01 <b1rd> Lol
49:08 <+Exo> British^Meat the man who pulls all the strings
49:09 * SkyFire shoots Exo
49:10 <b1rd> Who u talkin bout jim
49:34 <+Exo> jim was asking if there were any nice brothels in st kilda
49:36 <b1rd> I don't drink if u mean me
49:37 <^bozoJim> It is ok Exo you do not need to make excuses as some do have an alcohol dependance and they cannot control how much they do have
49:43 <b1rd> I see...
49:58 <^bozoJim> just be glad they do take you back to your pre booked cell and keep an eye on you til you recover from it
50:14 <b1rd> Do you drink jim?
50:24 <British^Meat> I'll pull your string!!
50:30 <+Exo> jim what was the place 'Gotham city' in south melb you were talking about?
50:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii British^Meat
50:43 <b1rd> I seen that
50:44 <^bozoJim> I have no idea what you are going on about
50:53 <b1rd> Driving past never been there
50:59 <+Exo> haha
51:00 <^bozoJim> but of late that is normal for you
51:05 <+Exo> it's pretty upper class b1rd
51:11 <b1rd> Is it
51:18 <+Exo> yep
51:23 <+Exo> won't even let you come in to window shop
51:25 <b1rd> Most places r
51:26 * SkyFire flattens b1rd's van
51:31 <b1rd> Ye
52:04 <British^Meat> I just wish...
52:07 <British^Meat> if anything
52:11 <b1rd> Got any sexy daughters or nieces etc skyfire?
52:13 <British^Meat> I just wish that i.....
52:15 <^bozoJim> trust you to know all about it Exo
52:27 <British^Meat> could have a +voice in #melbourne
52:28 <+Exo> well it was according to what jim tells me in pm
52:50 <^bozoJim> not me as I have never been there plus over 5 years here in tassie
53:16 <+Exo> that's what u want people to think
53:25 <^bozoJim> it is what people here know
53:33 * ^bozoJim is a mode;l citizen
53:38 <+Exo> looool
53:39 <^bozoJim> model
53:58 <+Exo> you could argue Hugh Hefner was a model citizen too
54:19 <^bozoJim> I am respected here and am being asked to do more and more
54:26 <b1rd> Plenty of psychopaths can operate well in society
54:44 * HellFury bitch slaps [[[[[pong]]]]] with a greasy wing wang and says smell the mouldy cheese [[[[[pong]]]]]
55:06 <e|f> lol
55:12 Mode: (by Sutekh) -R
55:30 Join: PandasDontDrive ([email protected]) to #sydney
55:36 * Exo slaps PandasDontDrive around a bit with a large trout
55:41 <PandasDontDrive> :P
55:48 * HellFury hands Exo a toilet plunger... this makes a better slapping sound
55:49 <PandasDontDrive> brb cig
55:49 <lx>  Not too long now PandasDontDrive...
55:57 * SkyFire buries Exo alive
56:05 * Exo uses the toilet plunger on SkyFire
56:10 * ^bozoJim exhumes Exo
56:12 <SkyFire> missed
56:17 <SkyFire> yah hit [[[[[pong]]]]]
56:23 Nick: British^Meat is now known as WantsAVoicePls
56:26 <+Exo> looool
56:53 * SkyFire slams a punch in to Exo and leaves him for dead on the ground
57:02 * ^bozoJim wonders how many 44 gallon drums of gravy [[[[[pong]]]]] got for christmas
57:09 <^bozoJim> and of them how many has he goen through
57:16 * HellFury smacks [[[[[pong]]]]] with a used toilet plunger... you talk shit!
57:17 * Exo Chases After SkyFire With A Weed Wacker... Wait... I Just Wanna Give You A Hair Cut!!!
58:00 * SkyFire dumps Exo in to ignore
58:01 <^bozoJim> what is that song Exo, blubber ball, I come a bouncin' back to you
58:04 Mode: (by Sutekh) -b *!*@27.122.E7A215.6E4B28
58:15 Mode: (by Sutekh) -b *!*@82.102.B66418.FB9869
58:25 Nick: WantsAVoicePls is now known as British^Meat
58:25 <+Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slmfu0IP9Z8
58:29 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rack City - Tyga - Lyrics (Nov 22, 2011) Length: 2:31 - Category: Music - 29,605,766 views - 74,524 likes (94.9%), 3,984 dislikes (5.1%)
58:42 Mode: (by Sutekh) -b Kezzie-spastic!*@*
59:04 * SkyFire sets Exo on fire
59:56 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
59:56 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1423) 2. e|f(1160) 3. Sutekh(699) 4. HellFury(659) 5. Cath^(645) 6. ^bozojim(614) 7. b1rd(545) 8. nigel(469) 9. SkyFire(459) 10. Kezzie(287)
00:56 <^bozoJim> I am still under half of Exos word count for today
01:02 Part: couleurs ([email protected]) from #sydney
01:04 <^bozoJim> but the words are flowing
01:07 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.109.160) from #sydney
01:14 <+Exo> you will get there someday tiny tim
01:25 * HellFury smacks Exo with a large blow up Emu *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
02:01 <+Exo> Randall G Junior will delete delete delete you
02:26 <^bozoJim> rolling on the floor laughing
02:48 <^bozoJim> but I am sure if I keep talking I will get close rto Exo tonight
03:11 * Exo superglues his fingers together to give ^bozoJim a fighting chance
03:26 <^bozoJim> and I night even get to number one if I keep talking
03:41 <^bozoJim> yeah right as if you would
03:50 * Exo gets the laminator ready to print out ^bozoJims certificate of participation
03:58 <+Exo> don;t get excited
03:58 * ^bozoJim someone should super glue and duck tape youtr mouth shut
04:03 <+Exo> this is 1 out of 30 certificates
04:12 * ^bozoJim gets off his soap box and sits back down
04:36 * Exo puts a gag ball into ^bozoJims mouth
04:53 * ^bozoJim spits it out after biting it into pieces
04:59 <+Exo> LOL
05:01 <+Exo> fiesty
05:02 <+Exo> i like it
05:18 <^bozoJim> as it tasted like an Exo
05:37 <+Exo> that doesn't sound right
05:39 <^bozoJim> and probably was one of the ones you use when you go to see Madam Guillotine
05:41 <+Exo> i don't swing that way
06:03 <+Exo> i got one of them gag balls from your dungeon where you hide your whips, chains and leather buttless chaps
06:10 <^bozoJim> you know the chinese one who goes chop chop when you dont pay them
06:45 <^bozoJim> I dont have anything in any dungeon as you are the self admitted dungeon master on austnet
07:15 <^bozoJim> in that respect I am not like you
07:27 <+Exo> it ain't exactly a dungeon
07:36 * ^bozoJim has class as he has a lovely sexy and loving irc wifey in Kezzie
07:39 <+Exo> i call it the fortress of solitude
08:14 <^bozoJim> that place where you take your chosen one of the night and wear her out
08:15 <+Exo> LoooooooooL
08:51 <+Exo> that doesn't sound too bad actually
08:57 <^bozoJim> we all know youm, sit back and ge tthe lady to do all the weork and whip her if she is not going to your liking
09:01 <+Exo> players gotta play
09:25 <^bozoJim> what did you tell me a couple of weeks ago
09:30 <+Exo> lol you sound like you are describing your own sexual fantasies :P
09:31 <^bozoJim> let me go find that PM
09:34 * SkyFire throws an atomic grenade across the room
09:45 <+Exo> uh oh here comes the fabricated logs
09:53 <+Exo> lol
10:05 <+Exo> the atomic grenade would kill the person throwing it too
10:19 <SkyFire> watches Jim vanish with a brilliant flash and a mushroom cloud
10:21 <^bozoJim> me fabricate logs, never as I am not like you Exo
10:23 Join: Cosmic^Girl ([email protected]) to #sydney
10:23 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cosmic^Girl
10:27 <SkyFire> very true
10:30 * SkyFire died
10:31 <^bozoJim> hello Cosmic^Girl
10:33 * SkyFire dies
10:41 <^bozoJim> we cna o nly hope and wish
10:41 <Cosmic^Girl> Hellllooooo :D
10:48 <Cosmic^Girl> Merry Christmas everyone! Mwah!
10:50 <SkyFire> hi
10:53 <+Exo> Cosmic^Girllllllllllllllll !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:55 <^bozoJim> you too Cosmic^Girl
11:04 * Exo slides over and sits next to Cosmic^Girl
11:12 * Cosmic^Girl puts her arm around Exo
11:17 <+Exo> merry xmas to you mi lady ;-)
11:22 * Exo hides behind Cosmic^Girl
11:27 <Cosmic^Girl> Everyone having a fab holiday season?
11:27 * SkyFire shoots Cosmic^Girl and cuddles up to gecko
11:27 <+Exo> jim and skyfire have been picking on me
11:28 <e|f> sup
11:33 <SkyFire> LoL Exo
11:34 <Cosmic^Girl> Nawww
11:38 <^bozoJim> yes I have been
11:41 <Cosmic^Girl> I'll protect you
11:50 * ^bozoJim has not been picking on Exo just encouraging him
11:59 <Cosmic^Girl> Hehe Jimmy, that is what you do!
12:04 <SkyFire> apart from spending the end of christmas eve in hospital Cosmic^Girl
12:05 <+Exo> i've been waiting for my xmas trifles ;P
12:13 <^bozoJim> yes it is as I never pick on Exo ever
12:18 <Cosmic^Girl> Awww they're in my belleh!
12:19 <Sutekh> evening Cosmic^Girl :D
12:23 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey Sutekh :D
12:24 <+Exo> Cosmic^Girl mah hero
12:28 <^bozoJim> despite all of his comments and inuendo to me
12:42 <Cath^> howdy Cosmic^Girl
12:44 <Cosmic^Girl> Are you okay SkyFire? What happened?
12:49 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey Cath^ :D
13:02 <SkyFire> fell over and did the hamstring in my right leg
13:02 * ^bozoJim taking SkyFire to the vet would have bene faster a simple needle to put him and us out of his misery
13:19 <+Exo> loooooooooooolz
13:21 <Cosmic^Girl> Ouch!
13:36 <Cosmic^Girl> Did you need the hospital for that?
13:36 Join: couleurs ([email protected]) to #sydney
13:36 Quit: couleurs ([email protected]) Changing hosts
13:39 * SkyFire gives Exo a super cold ice shower
13:52 <SkyFire> sees him turn in to an ice block
14:08 * SkyFire posts Exo off to Siberia
14:32 <+Exo> nice i wouldn't mind that right about now :D
14:42 * SkyFire tickles gecko
14:48 <Cosmic^Girl> I wouldn't mind Siberia right about now either!
14:49 * ^bozoJim goes and gets Cosmic^Girl a nice cold non alcoholic drink
15:18 <^bozoJim> Cosmic^Girl you can come down here it will be cool the next couple of days and rain
15:19 * SkyFire sends Cosmic^Girl off to a salt mine in Siberia - hehehe
15:25 <SkyFire> along with Jim
15:49 <Cosmic^Girl> Ooh salt mines. I'd be awesome there
15:52 * ^bozoJim goes with Cosmic^Girl
15:59 <SkyFire> don't worry, Exo will be your boss - LoL
16:35 <Cosmic^Girl> Perfect ;)
16:49 * ^bozoJim gets SkyFire the lard towed out into the Southern oceam and tells the Japanese whalers exactly where he is
17:09 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #sydney
17:15 <Cath^> hi Jen
17:17 <^bozoJim> hello Jen hugs
17:18 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey anotherirc3r :D
17:23 <+Exo> evening jenny :-)
17:24 * HellFury paints boobs on ^bozoJim's white shirts with nipple rings... and then sneaks off
17:28 <+Exo> merry christmas
17:34 <+Exo> belated
17:34 <^bozoJim> lol HellFury
17:37 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Changing hosts
17:38 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #sydney
17:39 * SkyFire puts Jim in charge of driving a mining truck
17:56 <anotherirc3r> heya Cath
18:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Jim *hugs*
18:00 <+Exo> miner 69er
18:07 <anotherirc3r> heya Cosmic^Girl
18:11 <anotherirc3r> heya Exo
18:28 * ^bozoJim would not drive the truck I would be mining the salt
18:32 <SkyFire> hi
18:36 <+Exo> ohh ok so jim gets a hug
18:41 * Exo sits in the corner
18:55 <^bozoJim> yes I do as I am a real gentleman u nlike you Exo
19:00 <Sutekh> anotherirc3r :D
19:02 * SkyFire throws Exo out of his corner - get your own - LoL
19:15 <+Exo> you know what they say jimmy
19:18 <+Exo> nice guys finish last
19:36 <^bozoJim> yes and at the rate you are going you will finish tonight
19:41 <^bozoJim> from an 'accident'
20:05 * Exo lends ^bozoJim is leather jacket
20:26 * ^bozoJim officer I saw it all he wanted to run away and instead he ran in front of teh freight train said he was more powerful than superman
20:31 * SkyFire curls up in his corner and watches what is going on
20:56 <Cosmic^Girl> ^bozoJim is the gentleman of the room, fo sho
21:04 <^bozoJim> thank you Cosmic^Girl
21:05 <couleurs> hogs n kosses
21:10 <SkyFire> not a chance
21:15 * ^bozoJim bows to Cosmic^Girl and dips his hat
21:26 * Cosmic^Girl blows a kiss
21:35 * ^bozoJim catches it
21:42 * ^bozoJim blows a kiss back to Cosmic^Girl
21:57 <beagle> prettier than origami
22:00 <SkyFire> kidnaps anotherirc3r
22:01 <beagle> you guys need a room ?
22:07 <^bozoJim> why
22:16 <^bozoJim> what we are doing is totally innocent
22:24 <beagle> oh yeah irc nevermind
22:25 <^bozoJim> and a lot less than what goes on in here some times
22:31 * SkyFire makes a room with some atomic grenades
22:39 <beagle> im reheating the pizza from today , i ate the fetta cheese off it first
22:58 <^bozoJim> they do say fat or should I say adipose tissue absorbs them
22:59 <anotherirc3r> hehe cute
23:00 * SkyFire throws beagle in prison
23:01 <anotherirc3r> heya beagle
23:30 <beagle> hello
23:44 * ^bozoJim goes and sits im his angels cahir
23:47 <^bozoJim> chair
24:07 * Exo sits next to ^bozoJim
24:14 * HellFury slides over and sits next to ^bozoJim in the channel angels corner!
24:17 <^bozoJim> you better keep talking Exo as I think I am catching you
24:34 * Cosmic^Girl sits on top of Exo, ^bozoJim and HellFury
24:39 <beagle> howcome this pizza tastes better reheated ??!
24:41 * ^bozoJim dead lifts Exo up and throws him out of the corner towards SkyFire
24:43 * Kezzie gives ^bozoJim a hot, juicy, where'd you learn to do that, ohmygod that feels so good, put your hand here, mmmmm and your tongue here, how can you do this to me, even my eyeballs are sweating, you have no idea how bad i want you, mmmm chills everywhere, dont want to be good, just want to be bad, can i get closer, i wanna feel, im begging, just be with me forever kiss :)
24:59 <^bozoJim> yes please Kezzie my irxc wifey
25:03 <Cosmic^Girl> Ooh hawt Kezzie
25:04 <^bozoJim> irc
25:05 <beagle> sloppy .
25:10 <+Exo> Cosmic^Girl are you trying to wake the sleeping dragon?
25:12 <SkyFire> hi Kezzie
25:21 <Cosmic^Girl> Who's the sleeping dragon?
25:22 <Kezzie> hi SkyFire
25:34 * SkyFire hugs gecko
25:40 <Cosmic^Girl> He who shall not be named?
25:43 <Cosmic^Girl> He's not even in here
25:46 <beagle> neighbours ex just arrived back her place
25:48 * ^bozoJim puts huis hands down and holds Cosmic^Girl from falling off
25:56 <+Exo> something your trying to wake up when you sat on me
26:05 <couleurs> LiVeRPoOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
26:06 * Cosmic^Girl gasps
26:13 <Cosmic^Girl> How cheeky :P
26:16 <^bozoJim> see Exo he is rude and crude
26:16 Part: SkyFire ([email protected]) from #sydney
26:21 <Cosmic^Girl> Yaaaassss Liverpool
26:30 <^bozoJim> aww the poor baby fat rage quit
26:40 <+Exo> why do good girls like the bad boyz
27:03 <^bozoJim> she likes a good guy like me as I am a gentlman
27:16 <+Exo> lol
27:17 <Cosmic^Girl> Good girls like the good boys :D
27:28 <+Exo> see, i;m right :D
27:50 <^bozoJim> yes one who spends over half his nights in the lock up
28:13 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
28:15 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1696) 2. ^bozojim(1179) 3. e|f(1161) 4. Sutekh(704) 5. HellFury(699) 6. Cath^(649) 7. SkyFire(624) 8. b1rd(545) 9. nigel(469) 10. Kezzie(365)
28:26 <^bozoJim> wow look at that I am coming after you now Exo
28:28 * HellFury runs up to Exo and dacks them and smacks Exo's bum and yells look Exo's bum wobbles!!
29:00 <^bozoJim> if he was o na a tall building he would create an eclipse on his ownm
29:25 <beagle> dis hot weather is rather ........
29:27 <+Exo> lols HellFury
29:45 <^bozoJim> and what did you tell me last week Exo after your work christmas party
29:56 <+Exo> uh oh here we go!
29:56 * Kezzie says after kissing ^bozoJim ...I climbed up the door, and shut the stairs.....I said my clothes, and pulled off my prayers.....I shut off my bed, and climbed in to the light.....All because ^bozoJim kissed me !!!**Smoooooches** WOW What a kiss!!
30:04 * ^bozoJim thinks it went along the lines of them thinkign you are a great grape ape
30:04 <beagle> its rather hard to deal with hot weather ..........
30:17 <^bozoJim> wow that a kiss for me unexpected
30:21 <anotherirc3r> where are you from beagle?
30:24 <^bozoJim> than you my sexy irc wifey
30:27 * Exo puts some ice cubes down beagles shorts
30:27 <beagle> here
30:31 <beagle> u are there i gather
30:42 <beagle> who cares where we from
30:45 <beagle> the entire australia is hot
30:52 <anotherirc3r> yeah, that's true
30:59 <anotherirc3r> worse in some areas though
31:07 <^bozoJim> it is cooling down here now and we are going for a couple of cooler days with rain
31:53 <Kezzie> !ttop10
31:53 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1711) 2. ^bozojim(1267) 3. e|f(1161) 4. HellFury(717) 5. Sutekh(704) 6. Cath^(649) 7. SkyFire(624) 8. b1rd(545) 9. nigel(469) 10. Kezzie(407)
32:03 <Kezzie> oh jim going to catch Exo
32:04 * ^bozoJim as a a guesture of friendship and kindness I go get a bottle of ice cold Hennessey and a chilled glass and take them to Exo
32:19 * Kezzie wants to smooch those sexy legs ^bozoJim
32:21 <^bozoJim> I am not sure if I will catch him but I will go close
32:22 <e|f> hennessey
32:23 * anotherirc3r moves to Tasmania
32:23 <e|f> nice
32:25 <e|f> i like it
32:26 <Cosmic^Girl> I went to the beach all afternoon and it was lovelllllly
32:33 <Cosmic^Girl> Except for the million gazillion tourists
32:34 <anotherirc3r> damn Melbourne has really hot weather right now
32:35 <^bozoJim> wow nice Cosmic^Girl
32:51 <^bozoJim> I have the windos open and it is cooling down
33:30 <^bozoJim> I still have a lot of words to catch up to Exo and not sure if I cna do it yet
33:50 <^bozoJim> as  have an hour and twenty five muinutes left
33:53 <Cosmic^Girl> Exo is such a chatter box
34:10 <^bozoJim> yes he is and tells me I am a motor mouth
34:15 <^bozoJim> oops
34:21 <Kezzie>  --- .. ..  --- A
34:21 <Kezzie>  - .'  `  `.  - kiss
34:21 <Kezzie>  .'_.-...-._`.  for
34:21 <Kezzie>  `.  -----  .'  you
34:21 <Kezzie>  -- `-...-'  -- ^bozoJim!
34:23 <+Exo> they don't call me austnets number 1 chatter for nothing ya'know
34:28 <^bozoJim> lets see how this is
34:33 <anotherirc3r> did you guys have a good Christmas?!
34:46 <Cosmic^Girl> Wonderful anotherirc3r! How about you? :)
34:54 <^bozoJim> yes I had a great christmas thanks anotherirc3r I had a day with no eddie
34:57 <^bozoJim> oops Exo
35:00 * Kezzie wanders off to bed goodnight all big hugs to my sexy irc hubby jim snugglessssssssssssssss
35:10 <^bozoJim> hugs my sexy irc wifey
35:24 <Cosmic^Girl> Nighty Kezzie!
35:26 * ^bozoJim picks his irc wifey up and carries her to bed and tucks her in
35:27 <anotherirc3r> good to hear Cosmic^Girl and Jim! i had a great Christmas :)
35:30 <anotherirc3r> night Kezzie!!!
35:35 <anotherirc3r> sleep well lovely
35:41 <Kezzie> ty
35:41 <+Exo> exy irc hubby jim <------
35:46 * Exo pukes in mouth a little
35:55 <Cosmic^Girl> Cute!
36:04 <anotherirc3r> haha where's your holiday spirit Exo!?
36:13 <Kezzie> can i get just a cuddle in bed u have to stay on top on sheet jim i married in real life lol
36:14 <^bozoJim> well I am Exo and if you like it or not is how it is
36:29 <^bozoJim> yes I know that Kezzie :)
36:40 <Cath^> lol Kezzie
36:42 * Exo hands anotherirc3r a candycane
37:02 <Kezzie> btw jim i gave Exo a hug yesterday he was to pass it onto you did he ??
37:10 <^bozoJim> no he did not
37:17 <^bozoJim> I think he kept it to himself
37:18 <anotherirc3r> oooh.. what flavour?
37:23 <+Exo> yep i received a hug yesterday jimmy
37:26 <Kezzie> he was going to dob on me lol
37:27 <+Exo> and it felt gooOood
37:34 <Kezzie> oi oi Exo
37:37 <^bozoJim> yes he would he is like that
37:46 <Kezzie> he jelous jim
37:46 <^bozoJim> it is ok Kezzie I will deal with him over it
37:54 <^bozoJim> yes he is of you and me
37:54 <Kezzie> thanks sweety
38:01 <anotherirc3r> can i have a sour candy cane?
38:13 <Kezzie> sky pissed off at us both now jim lol
38:22 * ^bozoJim gets Exo by the hair puts him in a head lock and drags him out of channel into the sound proof room
38:31 * Exo hands anotherirc3r a sour candy cane <3
38:32 <^bozoJim> lol I know he is and I love it
38:58 <^bozoJim> it is ok everyone talk amongst yourselves I will be back shortly and Exo a little after
39:05 <Cosmic^Girl> Sky is also pissed off at me :P
39:06 * Exo reminisces on the hug he received yesterday
39:06 <anotherirc3r> yay! thanks Exo!
39:11 <anotherirc3r> what hug?
39:12 <Kezzie> lol
39:19 <Kezzie> !ttop10
39:21 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1767) 2. ^bozojim(1512) 3. e|f(1166) 4. HellFury(717) 5. Sutekh(704) 6. Cath^(651) 7. SkyFire(624) 8. b1rd(545) 9. Kezzie(541) 10. nigel(469)
39:25 <+Exo> Kezzie gave me this awesome hug yeserday
39:30 <Kezzie> woohoo i not last now
39:30 * ^bozoJim throws Exo in the sound proof room and flogs him hard with the car o nine tails and the whips he likes
39:35 <+Exo> i didnt know they made sour candy canes :p
39:42 * Kezzie rolls her eyes at Exo
39:51 <Cosmic^Girl> Do you reminisce about the pash we had in the botanic gardens?
39:53 * ^bozoJim walks out as if nothing has happened anc comes back into the room
39:55 <anotherirc3r> they do!!!
40:01 <anotherirc3r> sour is the best
40:07 <^bozoJim> yes it is
40:14 <^bozoJim> I like lemon sour drops
40:17 <+Exo> Cosmic^Girl; every night before i sleep i think about it and when i wake up i still think about it
40:20 <^bozoJim> followed by humbugs
40:24 <Cosmic^Girl> Lucky
40:25 <Cosmic^Girl> ;)
41:08 <^bozoJim> Exo will be back when he recovers he had a little accident with teh cat o nine tails and the whp and thought I was going to flog him so he flogged himself
41:33 <^bozoJim> yeah sure Exo as if we believe you
41:41 <Cath^> lol
41:56 <+Exo> well jimmy, if no one flogs you then you gotta flog yourself right?
41:57 <^bozoJim> given your open admission you have a different concubine every night from your dungeon
42:35 <^bozoJim> well yes Exo and you try to blame me for flogging you when I did try to stop you til you would not so I left
42:55 * Kezzie wanders off to bed now
43:03 * Exo tucks Kezzie into bed with her teddy
43:05 <Cosmic^Girl> Ni ni Kezzie :)
43:11 <anotherirc3r> aww. that's sweet Exo
43:19 * ^bozoJim gives Kezzie the teddy he made her
43:26 <+Exo> they don't call me sweet Exo for nothing jenny
43:27 <Kezzie> thanks sexy
43:46 <^bozoJim> cough choke choke gag choke cough cough
44:00 <^bozoJim> sweet and Exo in the same sentance I k now that must be a mis print
44:27 * Exo calls the grammar police on ^bozoJim
44:30 <^bozoJim> as we all know Exo is never sweet
44:34 <Cosmic^Girl> Yes? You called?
44:36 <anotherirc3r> haha
44:47 * Cosmic^Girl is the grammar police
44:52 <^bozoJim> take me away Cosmic^Girl you can punish me however you want
44:54 <+Exo> arrest that man!
45:05 <+Exo> LooooooooL
45:06 * HellFury sits and eats pizza looking in
45:17 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh my ^bozoJim
45:17 <+Exo> jimmy getting cheeky and frisky just when his irc wifey goes to bed
45:22 <Cosmic^Girl> That's a little raunchy
45:55 <^bozoJim> not really I am standing ehre hands behind my back awaiting hand cuffs
46:04 * Cosmic^Girl cuffs ^bozoJim
46:15 <^bozoJim> as unlike Exo I do not put up a fight
46:26 <e|f> hi friends :D
46:29 * Exo tosses ^bozoJim into prison with SkyFire
46:35 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey e|f :D
46:41 <e|f> sup
46:45 <+Exo> howdy e|f :)
46:50 * ^bozoJim gets out of there there is only enough room for fatty
46:52 <+Exo> where did ya disappear to
46:53 <Cosmic^Girl> Exo can put up a fight all he likes :P
47:02 <e|f> i've been drinking Stella
47:05 <e|f> :O
47:43 * ^bozoJim is a gentleman and does not put up a fight unless he needs to
47:57 <+Exo> haha still?
48:05 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc
48:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Original GhostBusters Theme Song (Aug 5, 2008) Length: 4:04 - Category: Film & Animation - 163,033,286 views - 675,997 likes (93.7%), 45,811 dislikes (6.3%)
48:16 <^bozoJim> which is why I occasionally need to adjust Exos out look on things and his persona
48:18 <e|f> lol yea
48:38 * Exo helps himself to a Stella
48:42 <couleurs> who ya gonner cowl
49:23 <^bozoJim> when Exo has had a skin full he calls St Kilda Rd for them to bring the Exo van to collect him and take him to his pre booked cell
50:00 <^bozoJim> but we do not tell him that a lot as he does not like being reminded of his fault
50:50 <^bozoJim> wow it is just over an hour to reset and look at it Exo got me talking a lot again
51:04 <+Exo> sure sure always blame it on the good guy
51:24 * Exo puts the chatter ^bozoJim back in his box
51:27 <^bozoJim> you and good guy together, I think not
51:47 <Cosmic^Girl> So much testosterone tonight!
52:01 * Cosmic^Girl fans herself
52:03 <+Exo> not a title i gave myself, just what the people voted :p
52:05 <^bozoJim> but I forgot to tell you Exo the chatter box has a RFID on it so when you put me in it I use the key to get straight out agasin
52:20 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
52:20 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1914) 2. ^bozojim(1866) 3. e|f(1178) 4. HellFury(724) 5. Sutekh(704) 6. Cath^(652) 7. SkyFire(624) 8. Kezzie(560) 9. b1rd(545) 10. nigel(469)
52:35 <^bozoJim> wow look at that I am almost up to Exos tally
53:03 <^bozoJim> and it is true Exo and Jim are the channel chatter boxes when we are together
53:18 <Cosmic^Girl> That's because you adore each other
53:23 <^bozoJim> and at least we do not go into drug illicit or otherwise rants
53:24 <Cosmic^Girl> Like a lil bromance
53:39 <^bozoJim> we make the channel tick over
53:47 Join: Zade ([email protected]) to #sydney
53:49 <anotherirc3r> that is actually really adorable Cosmic^Girl
53:51 <+Exo> i'm the guy jim aspires to be
53:52 <^bozoJim> hello Zade
53:57 * e|f looks at Cosmic^Girl's half empty glass of whiskey and says to her "another one?"
53:59 <Zade> hello ^bozoJim
54:01 <+Exo> evening Zade
54:02 <Cosmic^Girl> They're pretty adorbs
54:05 <anotherirc3r> haha yes
54:08 <Cosmic^Girl> Oooooh no thank you e|f
54:12 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm not drinking
54:13 <^bozoJim> I am the gentleman Exo would like to be but he will always fall far short of
54:16 <e|f> :D
54:16 <Cosmic^Girl> For awhile :P
54:16 <+Exo> don't get me confused with SkyFire
54:25 <Zade> hello Cath^
54:27 <+Exo> SkyFire + ^bozoJim = the true bromance
54:37 <^bozoJim> I think not
54:44 <e|f> lol
54:51 <^bozoJim> when he calls me a fake blind as his shaggers back tells him I am not
54:52 <anotherirc3r> haha
55:40 <Cosmic^Girl> Raunchy!
55:51 <anotherirc3r> he picks on you because he likes you
55:52 * ^bozoJim walks over to Exo again and dead lifts him up and twirls around with him in Killer Carl Cox style
55:54 <anotherirc3r> that's how it works, right?
56:07 <+Exo> a love story better than brokeback mountain
56:12 <e|f> i ain't afraid of no ghost
56:15 <e|f> who you gonna call
56:18 <Cosmic^Girl> Ooh I love brokeback mountain
56:21 <e|f> Ghost Busters!
56:27 <^bozoJim> ok everyone shall I pole drive him into the channel floor head first or gently let him down
56:28 <British^Meat> busting makes me feeeeeel good!
56:36 <anotherirc3r> heya British^Meat
56:41 <British^Meat> no
56:42 <Cosmic^Girl> You should put him down nicely
56:44 <British^Meat> anotherirc3r no
56:46 <British^Meat> not now
56:47 <Cosmic^Girl> Because you're a gentleman
56:51 <anotherirc3r> no what?
56:57 * ^bozoJim puts Exo down gently and nicely
57:03 <British^Meat> we cant battle
57:04 <British^Meat> not now
57:12 <anotherirc3r> i was just saying hi lol
57:20 <British^Meat> i know ur games
57:22 * Exo struts around the channel like conor mcgregor
57:29 * anotherirc3r blinks
57:36 <^bozoJim> it is a shame Exo does not have a chest for it
57:49 * ^bozoJim watches Exos biceps sag and wobble
57:51 * couleurs sluts around the channel like sinead o'connor 
57:58 <+Exo> looooooooool
58:07 <Sutekh> anotherirc3r :D
58:19 <anotherirc3r> Sutekh!
58:20 <Sutekh> ill play any game with you ;p
58:22 <Cosmic^Girl> Sutekh
58:24 <couleurs> : )
58:26 <Cosmic^Girl> You're quiet tonight!
58:31 <Sutekh> Cosmic^Girl :)
58:35 <anotherirc3r> awww. thank you Sutekh
58:40 <Sutekh> Cosmic^Girl, yeah ;p
58:45 * ^bozoJim goes over to Cosmic^Girl and asks her if she would like a drink and if so, what kind
58:46 * Cosmic^Girl body slams Sutekh
58:57 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmmm water please, kind sir
58:59 <Sutekh> ouch :D
59:06 <^bozoJim> sure
59:09 <Sutekh> Holy water?
59:16 <anotherirc3r> haha what a greeting
59:34 * ^bozoJim goes tpo the bar gets a nice cold glass puts ice in it and fills it with refrigerated filtered cold water and brings it to her
59:37 * Exo claps his hands together
59:51 <Sutekh> anotherirc3r, i could really use a cheeseburger ;p
59:53 <+Exo> i'll have a glass of martell
00:03 <Cosmic^Girl> Naw, you're the best ^b
00:06 <Cosmic^Girl> ^bozoJim
00:09 <Cosmic^Girl> Thanks!
00:12 <^bozoJim> aww shucks
00:26 <anotherirc3r> ohh, me too Sutekh! i tried one of the fanta flavours the other day
00:38 <Sutekh> oooer, any good?
00:39 * ^bozoJim blush
00:49 <anotherirc3r> yeah! had the grape one
00:55 <Sutekh> yum
01:21 * Sutekh smacks gremlinz
01:25 <^bozoJim> I have a nice glass of golden muskettel here
01:27 <Sutekh> i was cybering
01:34 <^bozoJim> just the juice non alcoholic
01:37 <anotherirc3r> definitely good!
01:42 <anotherirc3r> lol what did gremz do?
01:51 <+Exo> i like fanta pineapple
02:14 <Sutekh> some server announcement
02:20 <^bozoJim> you said monday night you like having fanta and staminade and commiting fantacide
03:01 <+Exo> drinking a lot of pineapple makes your stuff taste like pineapple
03:08 <^bozoJim> yes
03:09 <e|f> lol
03:10 <anotherirc3r> ahaha
03:12 <e|f> supposedly so
03:22 <anotherirc3r> yeah, apparently
03:22 <Cosmic^Girl> Makes your.......what? taste like pineapple? :P
03:25 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
03:27 * e|f has not tested that theory
03:28 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(2095) 2. Exo(1982) 3. e|f(1210) 4. Sutekh(743) 5. HellFury(724) 6. Cath^(652) 7. SkyFire(624) 8. Kezzie(560) 9. b1rd(545) 10. nigel(469)
03:35 <+Exo> not sure it was what jim was telling me the other night
03:37 <anotherirc3r> i wanted to mix the sour with grape but they didn't have any sour flavour
03:40 <^bozoJim> wow look at that I am ahead of Exo
04:09 <^bozoJim> here we go Exo making up things about em again
04:13 <e|f> well
04:16 <^bozoJim> as well as the fake logs earlier
04:25 <e|f> whales have been known to dump their ... into sea water
04:35 <e|f> maybe that's why sea water tastes so salty
04:43 <Cosmic^Girl> I have no idea what anyone is even talking about :P
04:49 <^bozoJim> or me
04:54 <Sutekh> Cosmic^Girl, thats normal
04:57 <+Exo> me neither
05:14 <^bozoJim> sure Exo as if you dont given you are leading it
05:18 <Cosmic^Girl> Gotta go kids!
05:22 * Cosmic^Girl blows kisses
05:27 <Sutekh> niite CG
05:28 <^bozoJim> night Cosmic^Girl
05:30 <e|f> bye Cosmic^Girl
05:32 <e|f> :D
05:40 <gecko> Cosmic^Girl, bye!
05:43 <+Exo> nini CG
05:51 <^bozoJim> hello gecko
05:58 Part: Cosmic^Girl ([email protected]) from #sydney
06:00 <gecko> Hi ^bozoJim!
06:07 <+Exo> evening gecko
06:31 <gecko> exxXXXxXXxxXXxo!
06:55 <+Exo> fLaMMMMmMmMmMMabLE
07:47 <e|f> merry mother-fuckin' christmas
07:57 <e|f> or boxing day or whatever
08:05 * e|f hopes you had a good 1
08:26 <+Exo> last few days of 2018
08:51 * HellFury belches loudly
08:51 <+Exo> https://edition.cnn.com/2018/01/15/entertainment/gallery/people-we-lost-in-2018/index.html
08:59 <Sutekh> hey hey gecko :D
09:29 <gecko> Hey Sutekh!
09:58 * Cath^ slides Exo a pineapple fanta
10:21 <+Exo> thanks Cath ^_^
10:37 * Exo looks for anyone up for some scientific research
10:37 <HellFury> mmm bbq chicken and pineapple pizza
10:51 <Cath^> no mushrooms
10:54 <+Exo> yumm pineapple and pizza
10:58 <+Exo> best combo
11:01 <+Exo> besides anchovies
11:02 <HellFury> why their a funguy
11:09 <Cath^> lol
11:17 <HellFury> mushroom dick
11:18 <anotherirc3r> you like anchovies Exo?!
11:30 <couleurs> yes!!!!!!!!!!
11:33 <+Exo> i sure do jen
11:44 <HellFury> but not on pizza
11:46 <HellFury> yuck
11:51 <+Exo> capricciosa with anchovies
11:57 <e|f> anchovies are an acquired taste
12:00 <b1rd> Yum
12:03 <couleurs> esp on pizza
12:06 <b1rd> Luv em
12:22 <HellFury> if you wanna eat fish just lick a salty mushroom dick ^_^
12:26 <anotherirc3r> you guys are awesome!
12:33 <anotherirc3r> love anchovies on capricciosa too!
12:34 <couleurs> capricciosa with anchovies
12:41 <couleurs> !pisces
12:43 <b1rd> Yup
12:56 <anotherirc3r> haha yayyyy
13:01 * anotherirc3r hugs couleurs
13:03 <anotherirc3r> pisces!
13:03 <+Exo> making me salivate
13:12 <couleurs> me 2
13:37 * Exo sends some ubereats to b1rds van
13:49 Join: FlyBoy ([email protected]) to #sydney
13:53 <anotherirc3r> do you like anchovies e|f?
13:58 <e|f> i do
14:02 * e|f guilty
14:03 <Cath^> hi Flyboy
14:34 <+Exo> yay mostly pro anchovy here
14:39 <+Exo> thought i was the only one
14:39 <HellFury> no thanks
14:39 <^bozoJim> its just starting to light rain outside
14:42 <HellFury> yuck lol
14:45 <anotherirc3r> i'm proud of this channel
14:48 <anotherirc3r> me too Exo!
15:22 * ^bozoJim orders Sutekh a B triple of KFC and a B double of cheeseburgers
15:32 <Sutekh> Thanks Jimbo
15:42 <HellFury> add in anchovies jim and you are a legend :P
15:43 * Exo runs outside and dances in the rain in his tighty whities
15:55 * HellFury averts her innocent eyes
16:10 * ^bozoJim sees a flood of rea dnad blue lights coming
16:15 <^bozoJim> red
16:23 <+Exo> tighty whities = yey or ney?
16:30 <Sutekh> anotherirc3r, a lot of work goes into this channel when the natives are asleep ;p
16:35 <HellFury> not white now
16:40 <+Exo> looool
16:42 <HellFury> i can see a anchovy stain
17:03 <anotherirc3r> haha i don't doubt that Sutekh
17:10 Quit: FlyBoy ([email protected]) Changing hosts
17:10 Join: FlyBoy ([email protected]) to #sydney
17:11 <Cath^> yay! i like a bit of mystery
17:42 <+Exo> hi FlyBoy
17:49 <FlyBoy> hey Exo
18:02 <+Exo> a/s/l ?
19:38 <Cath^>  
19:56 <Cath^> hi Flyboy
21:50 <Cath^> !ttop10
21:51 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(2170) 2. Exo(2084) 3. e|f(1263) 4. HellFury(784) 5. Sutekh(769) 6. Cath^(674) 7. SkyFire(624) 8. Kezzie(560) 9. b1rd(549) 10. nigel(469)
22:25 <anotherirc3r> wow Cath.. look at you!
23:41 <Cath^> close but no cigar
24:48 <^bozoJim> look at that I am still out in front
26:16 * ^bozoJim sits eating his rice and veg
26:43 Join: nigel ([email protected]) to #sydney
26:44 Quit: nigel ([email protected]) Changing hosts
26:44 Join: nigel ([email protected]) to #sydney
27:32 <nigel> Back
27:45 Part: British^Meat ([email protected]) from #sydney
27:47 <anotherirc3r> wb?
27:54 <nigel> Ya
27:56 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH3x1PSYcm8
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nouvelle Vague - Making Plans for Nigel (May 24, 2008) Length: 3:33 - Category: Music - 3,040,161 views - 7,682 likes (97.6%), 191 dislikes (2.4%)
28:12 <nigel> Thanks BlackDevil
28:30 <anotherirc3r> lol
28:31 <nigel> I’m goin with Vance Joy today
28:33 <anotherirc3r> who is nigel?
28:41 <nigel> I’m Nigel
28:49 <nigel> :|
29:01 <anotherirc3r> do you have another nickname?
29:05 <Zade> he works at british steel and he must be happy
29:15 <nigel> That’s just my name
29:29 <nigel> I only have the one
29:58 Part: FlyBoy ([email protected]) from #sydney
30:04 <anotherirc3r> ohh, a new person
30:32 <Sutekh> nigel :D back for round 2 huh
31:14 <nigel> Yeah I have a good 10 mins before I need to make lunch for the girls
31:27 <Sutekh> ohh
31:35 <nigel> That’s my life
31:43 <Sutekh> can do alot in 10 mins
31:57 <nigel> Can really rub one out in that time
32:09 <nigel> If I don’t use PH
32:21 <Cath^> o.o
32:34 <Zade> hope you wash your hand before making kids lunch
32:46 <nigel> But you know... you try to do that in the middle of the day and the kids will burst in
32:57 Part: nigel ([email protected]) from #sydney
33:06 Join: nigel ([email protected]) to #sydney
33:07 Quit: nigel ([email protected]) Changing hosts
33:07 Join: nigel ([email protected]) to #sydney
33:19 <nigel> Zade: why?
33:23 <Sutekh> yep, a man of ur abilities could probably get the toilet cleaned in 10 mins too
33:28 <Zade> wb nigel, you were missed
33:38 <nigel> It was like an eternity
34:09 <Zade> kids prob dont want jizz all over their sangers
34:14 <HellFury> lol
34:19 <nigel> Good point
34:23 <Sutekh> ;p
34:28 <HellFury> !b1rd, does
34:37 <nigel> But I’m making pasta
34:41 <HellFury> he loves jizz sangers
34:44 <HellFury> Jizz pasta
35:01 <nigel> Jizz pasta
35:10 <nigel> Good product name really
35:17 <nigel> I’d buy it
35:17 <HellFury> yeah stroke it out in the pasta and mix and eat
35:18 <Sutekh> nigel, i warned u about the "night" crowd in here :D
35:33 <anotherirc3r> lol
35:34 <Zade> or soggy sao
35:38 <nigel> Ha, they’re tame
35:41 <anotherirc3r> we're a good crowd
35:51 <HellFury> nah Zade its a soggy weet-bix
36:05 <HellFury> just add salt
37:25 <Zade> oh
37:39 <Zade> i have neither in my pantry
38:19 <HellFury> seaman salt works
38:26 <Zade> soggy salada
40:11 <Zade> i should go to a supermarket oneday
40:51 <nigel> Buy cheese
41:13 <Zade> got some in the fridge
41:22 <Zade> and milk
41:26 <nigel> Just buy some
41:36 <nigel> There is more than one type
41:45 <Zade> oh
42:03 <Zade> beside cheddar?
42:20 <anotherirc3r> no way
42:26 <anotherirc3r> there is only one type surely
42:33 <Zade> thats what i reckon
42:49 <Zade> craft cheddar in blue pack
42:51 <e|f> the one type is danish blue
42:53 <e|f> for sure
43:25 <e|f> mix it up with some olives and red wine
43:32 <nigel> Perfect
43:37 <Zade> if i eat at home i normally eat toasted cheese sanger for dinner
43:49 <Zade> nuh no red wine for me
44:06 <nigel> Sounds healthy
44:08 <e|f> you're missing out
44:14 <e|f> red wine is nirvana
44:17 <Zade> red wine is yuck
44:17 * ^bozoJim sits quietly
44:30 <e|f> heh
44:55 <e|f> i guess you need the palette for it
44:58 <e|f> but nevermind
45:16 <Zade> makes me spew
45:22 <Zade> bad hangovers
45:38 <e|f> k
46:24 <e|f> what do you like to drink then ?
46:28 <e|f> if not red wine
46:30 <Zade> scotch
46:36 <e|f> ok
46:40 <e|f> that is nice too
46:42 <Zade> vodka
47:04 <e|f> can't really pair those with food
47:09 <e|f> maybe as a digestif
47:58 <nigel> So how ‘bout them Yankees
48:02 Join: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) to #sydney
48:13 <Zade> hello WhoMadeWho
48:14 <gecko> Meh
48:17 <WhoMadeWho> i keep getting summoned here
48:24 <WhoMadeWho> hello Zade
48:27 <anotherirc3r> heya WhoMadeWho
48:31 <WhoMadeWho> hello anotherirc3r
48:46 <gecko> Hi jen!
49:11 <gecko> e|f did you do any programming today?
49:18 <e|f> no
49:27 <e|f> but i drank some beer so i'm a champion nonetheless
49:33 <anotherirc3r> heya gecko!
49:38 <e|f> very productive day it was
49:44 <anotherirc3r> the modesty is strong with e|f
49:52 <gecko> Haha
49:53 <nigel> Ciao for now
49:58 Part: nigel ([email protected]) from #sydney
50:00 <gecko> Good effort e|f
50:05 <e|f> thx :D
51:23 <e|f> almost finished my six pack of stella
51:28 <e|f> nerve endings are tingling
51:32 <e|f> good feeling
51:44 <WhoMadeWho> stelllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
51:49 <e|f> i'm one of those people who gets happy etc when drinking
52:09 * gecko has weed... :3
52:12 <^bozoJim> I dont drink at all as my body cannot handle it
52:46 <anotherirc3r> how was your Christmas WhoMadeWho?
52:46 <WhoMadeWho> have a cuppah tea instead
52:48 <^bozoJim> I have a liver that cannor process alcohol
52:49 <Zade> mayhe you should try cocaine ^bozoJim
53:10 <WhoMadeWho> it was excellent
53:15 <WhoMadeWho> how was yours
54:03 <gecko> Too much beer in your twenties, jim?
54:05 <anotherirc3r> really great thank you!
57:05 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
57:06 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(2209) 2. Exo(2084) 3. e|f(1368) 4. HellFury(816) 5. Sutekh(811) 6. Cath^(679) 7. SkyFire(624) 8. nigel(597) 9. Kezzie(560) 10. b1rd(549)
57:07 <anotherirc3r> damn i wish i had chocolate
57:37 <e|f> lol
58:12 <e|f> one more can of stella
58:17 <e|f> then i'm out for the night
58:20 <e|f> (brb)
58:57 <anotherirc3r> how many have you had e|f?
59:25 <e|f> i only drank a six pack
59:29 <WhoMadeWho> anotherirc3r what is your favourite type of chocolate
59:32 <e|f> so 500ml x 6
59:47 <anotherirc3r> ahh, nice
00:00 <e|f> i get happy and cuddly when drunk so all good
00:03 <e|f> :D
00:05 <anotherirc3r> hmmm.. rocky road is one of my favourites
00:05 <lx> ...ah huh...
00:08 <anotherirc3r> lol cute e|f
01:06 <e|f> some people turn into demons when drunk
01:08 <e|f> not I
01:34 <WhoMadeWho> i am a bit of a bastard when it comes to chocolate.......i prefer to seperate chocolate from milk/sugar products
01:49 <anotherirc3r> oh? what's your favourite WhoMadeWho?
02:00 <WhoMadeWho> dark 80 percent cocoa
02:19 <WhoMadeWho> as far as chocolate goes
02:22 <anotherirc3r> geez. that's bitter!
02:35 <WhoMadeWho> as far as milk/sugar products go.....thats a different story
02:41 <e|f> well
02:47 <e|f> kinder egg chocolate for the win
02:50 <e|f> basically
03:16 <WhoMadeWho> yes anotherirc3r...real chocolate is bitter
03:20 <WhoMadeWho> thats the thing
03:25 <anotherirc3r> i prefer mine with more sugar WhoMadeWho
03:44 <WhoMadeWho> over the years.....the sugar has slowy but surely replaced the cocoa
03:57 <WhoMadeWho> and people mistake it for chocolate
04:32 <WhoMadeWho> its just milk and sugar with chemical colouring
04:35 <anotherirc3r> true
04:40 <anotherirc3r> it tastes good though lol
04:47 <WhoMadeWho> yes...yes it does
05:03 <anotherirc3r> black forest chocolate block!
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05:56 <WhoMadeWho> but i would just prefer people be honest about their food choices and admit they prefer sugar/milk to actual chocolate
06:06 <WhoMadeWho> for the record
06:21 <anotherirc3r> that's fair enough
06:33 <anotherirc3r> i did have lindt 85% cocoa chocolate for a bit
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06:41 <anotherirc3r> it was too much though
06:51 <WhoMadeWho> its like coffee anarchy
06:54 <WhoMadeWho> shit fuck
06:56 <WhoMadeWho> anotherirc3r
07:03 <WhoMadeWho> fuck you tab button
07:10 <HellFury> lol
07:16 <WhoMadeWho> real coffee is bitter as fuck too
07:22 <anotherirc3r> yes, true
07:29 <anotherirc3r> i prefer it with milk
07:40 <WhoMadeWho> most people dont prefer real coffee
07:54 <WhoMadeWho> i have weened myself off sugar
08:05 <anotherirc3r> sounds difficult :/
08:09 <anotherirc3r> do you have fruit?
08:24 <WhoMadeWho> yes but i know what you are going to say
08:30 <WhoMadeWho> fruit as sugar in it
08:41 <Cath^> WhoMadeWho hello
08:45 <anotherirc3r> true but it's still better for you than refined sugar
08:47 <WhoMadeWho> but it also has lots of other things too like fibre
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08:58 <WhoMadeWho> hello Cath^
08:58 <anotherirc3r> i like refined sugar too much
09:37 <WhoMadeWho> i do not even have sugar in my house....and never does a soft drink enter my fridge
10:02 <WhoMadeWho> perhaps i could enter you though anotherirc3r
10:13 <anotherirc3r> nope
10:18 <WhoMadeWho> right
10:24 <WhoMadeWho> thats sorted then
10:48 <anotherirc3r> hmm.. ferrero rochers are looking tempting right now
10:48 <lx> ...ah huh...
10:53 <anotherirc3r> or the raffaelos
11:04 <Cath^> lol
11:18 <WhoMadeWho> whats that fruit and nut chocolate that cadbury does
11:29 <WhoMadeWho> i used to like that
11:31 <anotherirc3r> isn't it just fruit and nut?
11:38 <Cath^> yep lol
11:39 <WhoMadeWho> lol could be
12:15 <WhoMadeWho> the thing is really though.........you can eat any fucking thing you like in the right balance of intakes
12:17 <anotherirc3r> i want to try the chocolate with kettle sea salt chips
12:45 <Cath^> not enough kettle chips in i reckon
12:51 <WhoMadeWho> nothing wrong with a binge eating of anything....in the context of a balanced intake of goods
13:10 <anotherirc3r> does the kettle sea salt work flavour work with the chocolate Cath?
13:18 <WhoMadeWho> anyone can eat the living fuck out of anything if they want
13:32 <WhoMadeWho> just gotta balance it with good stuff
13:32 <anotherirc3r> calories in v calories out, right?
13:44 <Cath^> i was hoping so but the corn chip one worked better i reckon..more crunch
13:57 <anotherirc3r> try getting monthly cravings WhoMadeWho!
13:58 <WhoMadeWho> yeah...gotta move your body enough to burn up what you shove in your facehole
14:01 <Cath^> i was surprised
14:11 <anotherirc3r> ohhh.. they sound good too
14:58 <WhoMadeWho> you talking about periods arent you
15:10 <anotherirc3r> yes
15:25 <WhoMadeWho> as far as i am concerned you can eat whatever the fuck you like then
15:45 <WhoMadeWho> cuz thats a big cross to bare
15:56 <anotherirc3r> ahhh, thank you WhoMadeWho
16:02 <Cath^> hehe
16:04 <anotherirc3r> that's actually kind of you
16:38 <Cath^> you freak at the sight of blood WhoMadeWho?
16:58 <WhoMadeWho> if my inards expelled themselves once a month from the inside of my body.....i would not be scared to throttle satan during that week
17:07 <Cath^> lol
17:14 <HellFury> lol is that what he thinks what periods are
17:15 <anotherirc3r> haha
17:19 <HellFury> jesus
17:36 <WhoMadeWho> its your eggs leaving your body
19:16 <WhoMadeWho> Menstruation, also known as a period or monthly, is the regular discharge of blood and mucosal tissue (known as menses) from the inner lining of the uterus through the vagina.
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20:46 <Zade> i think aunty flo is visiting sounds nicer
20:48 <b1rd> Free lube dont need foreplay
21:10 <anotherirc3r> ugh
21:15 <b1rd> Hehe
21:20 <HellFury> yep your right Zade
21:30 <Cath^> b1rd...
21:38 <b1rd> Wot
21:40 <WhoMadeWho> what the hell did b1rd just say
22:02 <b1rd> U dont bang bitches on their rags? I always do
22:12 <Cath^> YOU ALWAYS NEED FOREPLAY! got it? ggrrr
22:32 <b1rd> Na not if got blood lol
22:40 <HellFury> oops
22:42 <anotherirc3r> eww
22:50 <^bozoJim> lol
22:53 <WhoMadeWho> i just got lost in this conversation
22:53 <b1rd> Just dip it in
22:57 <HellFury> yuck
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23:05 <b1rd> Na its not bad
23:08 <Cath^> i'll dip you in in a sec
23:16 <b1rd> A shpwer after helps tho
23:22 <b1rd> Hehehe
23:52 <Cath^> you WILL foreplay b1rd!
24:19 <anotherirc3r> i'm thinking that's a good thing WhoMadeWho
24:26 <b1rd> K
25:12 <WhoMadeWho> anotherirc3r are you LGBQTIABCDEFGHIJKLMNO ?
25:20 <WhoMadeWho> or hetrosexual ?
25:23 <b1rd> Lolol
25:30 <anotherirc3r> hahaha
25:47 <HellFury> jeebus
25:53 <anotherirc3r> i'm hetero
26:02 <WhoMadeWho> im hetro too
26:13 <WhoMadeWho> we are a minority
26:23 <anotherirc3r> we are?
26:25 <WhoMadeWho> yes
26:49 <WhoMadeWho> its not fashionable to be hetro at the moment
27:05 <Cath^> does it really matter?
27:24 <WhoMadeWho> only when it comes to maintaining our species Cath^
27:25 <b1rd> Really?
27:44 <WhoMadeWho> apart from that...not really
27:51 <b1rd> Well with the poor quality of women i see no surprise guys better
28:08 <Cath^> ha!
28:25 <b1rd> Not u course cath :)
28:26 <Cath^> b1rd..i do not like your tone
28:32 <b1rd> K
28:47 <anotherirc3r> am i an exception to this too?!
29:37 <Cath^> noone is perfect but seriously show some respect
29:48 <WhoMadeWho> eventually the species will come back down to one man and one woman....and if they are not at least bisexual or gender fluid.....we are fucked
29:56 <b1rd> Kk
30:10 <b1rd> Ye tru
30:24 <b1rd> I wanna nok up a relo
30:37 <WhoMadeWho> say wot ?
30:46 <Cath^> do you really think it will really come down to a single pair left?
31:24 <WhoMadeWho> if it did Cath^.....what would you reccomend they do
31:47 <Cath^> that they use common sense
32:34 <Cath^> if humanity relied upon your shoulders i would think you would do what was for the greater good? i would
32:39 <WhoMadeWho> Cath^ if you were the last woman left on earth and a devout lesbian.....would you let a man seed you ?
32:51 <Cath^> yes
32:54 <WhoMadeWho> you answered me before i asked
32:55 <b1rd> Good
33:01 <beagle> lol @ seed
33:04 <WhoMadeWho> are you pyschic
33:11 <b1rd> R u lesbo cath
33:17 <Cath^> he better have nice forearms lol
33:21 <anotherirc3r> haha
33:24 <b1rd> Hehe
33:42 <Cath^> ;p
33:49 <Cath^> b1rd no
33:53 <b1rd> Gonna nok up me cuzni figured out wen her period is
34:05 <WhoMadeWho> the thing is..........asking a devout lesbian to let a man seed her......would be like me letting a man put his semen in my arse......
34:14 <WhoMadeWho> very icky
34:19 <Cath^> b1rd are you for real? or just looking for a reaction?
34:30 <anotherirc3r> ah, what a lovely analogy WhoMadeWho
34:36 <b1rd> So now jus gotta a. Save up a moneyshot for right day then b. Pay her for sex and pull conny off last minute
34:45 <b1rd> Na i for real
34:50 <WhoMadeWho> but mentally just as challenging anotherirc3r
35:33 <WhoMadeWho> therefore good on that last woman.....if she is a lesbian........for taking one for the team
35:39 <Cath^> WhoMadeWho some lesbians want children...they get artifically inseminated...turkey baster also works if they are that offended
36:10 <WhoMadeWho> yes yes...im talking about when there are no artifical means left
36:14 <WhoMadeWho> just one man and one woman left
36:36 <WhoMadeWho> on gilligans island
36:37 <b1rd> Ill do it
37:02 <Cath^> pretty sure that is not legal b1rd so please refrain from discussing it here
37:10 <b1rd> Lol k
38:09 <Cath^> don't laugh and brush it off...i'm being serious
38:26 <b1rd> Had this bitch i used to cum in years ago
38:36 <b1rd> When iabout 22
38:52 <b1rd> She took lottt of cum
39:28 <Cath^> next
39:59 <b1rd> I could blow in her like easy twenty to thirty times a night
40:20 <b1rd> Didnt even care about gettin her off
40:24 <b1rd> Lol
40:38 <b1rd> Fuk i had lotra cum bak then
40:51 <WhoMadeWho> is that even possible ?
40:56 <b1rd> Yes
41:02 <b1rd> Was 22
41:03 <WhoMadeWho> 20 cums a night ?
41:07 <Cath^> lol
41:07 <b1rd> Yea can
41:11 <WhoMadeWho> i think yur making shit up now
41:13 <b1rd> No
41:18 <b1rd> U ask her
41:34 <b1rd> She got nice fat ass now lol
42:01 <b1rd> Probly shud hit her up again and give her a decent root this time
42:42 <Cath^> like 20 or 30 times wasn't decent enough lol...i think she'll pass
43:14 <WhoMadeWho> personnaly i like a good sleep
43:16 <Sutekh> haha
43:27 <b1rd> Ye never slept with her.
43:30 <Sutekh> b1rd is dreaming again ;p
43:39 <Cath^> cumming is meant to make you sleepy
43:42 <b1rd> Never time to sleep
43:51 <b1rd> Na
44:00 <b1rd> It energizes me
44:14 <Cath^> how old are you now?
44:18 <b1rd> 38
44:20 <WhoMadeWho> sleep is good
44:33 * Cath^ tucks b1rd in....
44:44 <b1rd> Yea we never slept was a problem
45:05 <b1rd> Im like. Im goin home coz cant sleep near u just wanna fuk
45:20 <b1rd> I sunburned too painful sleep
45:41 <IGA> <b1rd> I could blow in her like easy twenty to thirty times a night
45:44 <IGA> stop the lies
45:49 <IGA> <WhoMadeWho> is that even possible ?
45:50 <IGA> no its not
45:52 <b1rd> Hello breaker
45:58 <b1rd> Not for u
46:01 <IGA> lol @ breaker
46:22 <b1rd> Im a powerful man.
46:47 <Cath^> breaker breaker
46:50 <IGA> you are a nobody that thinks fucking pigs like Lumeah is good
46:59 <IGA> you are retard
46:59 <WhoMadeWho> Sutekh is pretty fertile.....but even he can only cum five times in any 12 hour block
47:04 <b1rd> She was a good fuk
47:12 <IGA> LOL good fuck she is morbid obese
47:26 * Cath^ looks at Sutekh
47:27 <b1rd> I can cum about five times now
47:43 <b1rd> But when young. Nonstop.
48:07 <Cath^> drug enhanced?
48:11 <b1rd> No
48:17 <b1rd> Was off drugs then
48:35 <b1rd> Just a young strong guy
48:59 <Sutekh> Cath ;/
49:02 <b1rd> Iga dont talk about lumeah like that
49:03 <Cath^> virile
49:11 <Cath^> like a gladiator
49:14 <b1rd> Shes a lovely girl
49:16 <b1rd> Yea
49:34 <Cath^> sorry been watching too much Spartacus lol
49:44 <b1rd> I made lumeah cum really hard
49:51 <b1rd> She had multiples
49:57 <Sutekh> cath, yikes
49:58 <b1rd> Nice big tits too
50:10 <Sutekh> b1rd enough of that shit mate
50:20 <b1rd> :)
50:27 <Sutekh> women are present
50:29 <WhoMadeWho> whats that womans name that used to play Xena princess warrior
50:32 <b1rd> Ye
50:40 <Cath^> wonder why you're single b1rd
50:54 <b1rd> I single coz..
50:55 <Cath^> lucy lawless?
51:00 <WhoMadeWho> YES HER
51:01 <HellFury> Lucy Lawless
51:01 <b1rd> Want me xuz
51:03 <b1rd> Cuz
51:18 * Cath^ looks at the virile Sutekh
51:24 <WhoMadeWho> she was in some tv series about spartacus wasnt she ?
51:24 <b1rd> That was name of bitch i used as a cum towep
51:30 <WhoMadeWho> or something ancient
51:43 <b1rd> Her workin name was lucy
51:49 <anotherirc3r> Lucy Lawless is gorgeous
51:55 <Cath^> yeah she's in it
51:57 <WhoMadeWho> yes she is hawt
52:12 <b1rd> I said to her as a joke... Loosey goosey
52:17 <Cath^> yeah she is
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52:29 <b1rd> Ye she took my cum so well
52:38 <Cath^> right b1rd...
52:49 <b1rd> Cute lil thing too
52:56 <b1rd> Tried stab me twice
53:01 <Cath^> you've been warned upteenth times
53:07 <Cath^> ENOUGH
53:08 <b1rd> Ok sry
53:14 <b1rd> I stop
53:29 <Cath^> you better boy wonder..i mean it
53:40 <anotherirc3r> haha boy wonder
53:58 <b1rd> K
54:03 <HellFury> yeah you wonder where hes been
54:12 <b1rd> That kid in america body builder
54:25 <b1rd> ?
54:36 <b1rd> Ye i b nice now
55:20 <b1rd> Its comfy with my legs up but cant sleep like that
56:53 <b1rd> Ouch
57:19 <WhoMadeWho> i think i bed myself now
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58:32 <Cath^> well that was silly of you b1rd
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59:17 <Cath^> oh hi Trump
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59:35 <President_Trump> ahh Cath^, there you are, waiting for me again
01:39 <Cath^> time waits for no man and neither do i
02:02 <President_Trump> why are you waiting for me then?
02:21 <President_Trump> you gave up waiting for pisstopher, he gave you the boot lol
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16:53 <anotherirc3r> wb
19:23 <Glenn> Good, thank you.
19:54 <Glenn> ...wong channel :P
20:07 <anotherirc3r> haha
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